Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 21st 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network. This is from Foley's Big Pond.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Banks to Animes making Happy Happen for Pits. Hello, good morning,
Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Just been
a post from Harry Styles long teas. I'm sorry, no,
Carwen might have got the day of jan Jan twenty
third of Jan a new single, righty aperture. Judging by

(00:27):
his Instagram story, I can see how the mistake was made.
Jan June. Yeah, start with Jay. There's an inn and
there you doesn't look anything like an A that does
just without the roof. It's like a convertible a. It is,
it is. Well, there you go new Harry Styles Friday.
That's exciting stuff.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
They'll be Friday America time though right or UK time
maybe yes?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
So maybe Saturday or time or late Eastern Harry times
and Harry time.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
E ht that's Januy Tree food midnight UK.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
So midday Saturday. Yeah for us? Okay, Okay, I'm excited.
I mean that last out the last couple of album
has been incredible. Million dollar summer continues this week, despite
the weather got me down yesterday with our beach dig coming.
You're shot at one million dollars cash. And it's the
last few days. So this morning seven o'clock and eight

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o'clock you chance to call through and register and get
in to be in to whin that one million dollars cash.
Get in the top Sex on the way Vorn. Yeah,
we've got a teacher shortage. Schools are about to go
back and we have a drastic teacher shortage. Can you
blame them? Will in the TV mat Oh, now it
doing them well? Will in the TV put on a divider. Yeah,

(01:43):
put on a big three hour movie that's half the
school day. I'll go the top sex of replacements for teachers,
I'll tell you what. Not good replacements, but possible replacements.
Right next, on the show though Chat GPT, Friend of
the show, Friend of the show, the show you guys
have given and haven't given it? Calls me, Yeah, he

(02:03):
has mine Alan, And sometimes Alan calls me Alan, and
I have to reiterate that that I'm not Alan, I'm
visit but dumb boy. He smart. Well, if you're not
paying for it, guess what tell you? Next?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
The z N podcast Networks Sure Real play ends flesh and.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Now I use AI technology and I'm to admit that
them on right now, very handy, getting a.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Nap routine that's PC, always friendly, brilliant nap. Well, I
just cannot get enough sleep at night.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, Have you tried to go to sleep earlier? No?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
No, there's more way more fun things doing than to sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So I'm trying to things earlier.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
No, I live with my parents. It's awkward timing.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Not everybody's this guy. Why are you banging them in
the afternoon? Yeah, well that things to do? Thanks to
do you know, jobs to jobs. So I love che
It's done. It's all. I asked how I could get
more protein in my breakfast because you know me chicken breast,
chicken breast than my porridge. That's what it said, said

(03:08):
to introduce cheer seeds and a bit of yogurt and this,
you know, a nut butter thing with some protein, and
it's more filling for it might actually come down your
toilet time, which will be great for us, really good
for us, because cheer seeds ripped through love love they
sort of expanded and loop up your ain straight out. Yeah,
like a hydra slide for the other food.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well they are little balls, aren't they. It's like they're
rolling down the hell on the ball? Yeah, straight, like
that sony ad from years ago, my god song? And
what was the song in the background, jo heartbeats? Yes,
and it was like those slow bouncy balls for a television,
wasn't it It was? Yeah, it was song. It's getting

(03:49):
into a bit of heartbeats by Jose Gonzales. Yeah, it
was a song. Yeah, it was a song. This is
also like on every TV show and movie ever when
there's a sad scene. Yeah, and so cheer seeds are
bouncing through your year old through you. If you're gonna
get a cold. You're not allowed to have them little seeds,
are you not?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
No, little seeds to do list? Book of colon? You
can't do for one this year too when you can't
get to bed early. You haven't booked your colon? Yeah
yeah yeah book? Are you due to have someone look
up the back door? As way? I just keep it
shut exit only fair enough as God intended. Yeah, just

(04:29):
roll the dice on that one, please, Jesus. I don't.
Somehow ads will be introduced to free users who only
get so many questions a day anyway.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
And not as intelligent ones.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
And there is a big article about open AI about
doing this. So I went to open aie that've released
the big statement too long for me to read. I
copied that into chat GPT, which is owned by AI
open A Honestly, can you summarize this woman? How that's
not a big look of the loop of loops? I'm
not sure. So every time you AI something, you put

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something in you're wasting, like trees and water and everything. Yeah,
it's done nothing at rain the last couple of days.
I'm happy to use some of that up. My ground
is sodden. You actually put a carp out and then
pour it over your laptop and then the AI will
soak up the water. Who will just give wasted and
asking the question? It's like the equivalent of ticking that

(05:27):
box in your book a flight, like offsetting your carbon. Yeah,
it doesn't basically it doesn't cost the planet. Yeah. So
chet Chip Tear has introduced a low cost chet chip
te go plan eight dollars a month, and plans to
test adds on the free and go tears in the
USA soon. So if you're free or playing the cheap one,
you're gonna get adds now. They say that it'll only
be ads that relate to what you're talking to chet

(05:50):
GPT about. So if you'll get a bit of therapy,
it might chuck A help is a bit of help,
which is the therapy that always gets advertised on podcasts.
Do you remember people always get always got caught out
in the early days of targeted advertising before they understood it.
They're like, why is this advertising this to me? It's
because you've been googling that, dude, because you've been looking

(06:10):
up things online. I'm not interested in that ship. I
think you are there. Yeah, I don't know why you
need a but plug with the foxtail on it, like whatever, whatever.
If you want to be a fairy in your fifties
out there, googled something, do it. So it's a initially
a test will appear only at the bottom of answers.
Be clearly separated from that company. The end of that song. Yeah,

(06:31):
it's a short song. Yeah, just from head one any
other songs as one wonder there we go, beautiful, beautiful
tear seeds bouncing through the coloning everything with it. Come
with me. I think it's amazing that a small Mexican
mouse in such a large trombrero transition from being a
Rascal be such a different Gonzales. It's like the Mexican Smith.

(06:56):
It's a lot of you. There's a lot of you.
I do apologie, and I do apologize. It will be
shown only to logged and adults, so children won't be
served ads. Yep, avoid sensitive topics like health, mental health,
and politics. Okay, so mental because you don't want your
mental health AI answer to be sponsored by you know,
like I don't know life savers.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
You gotta be sensitive.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I allow users to dismissed ads and give feedback on
the ads, which you can do on pop up ads.
You can be like not interested in this ad, or
like social media if you don't want to see it.
You can be like when you search for something, you
buy it, and then you get targeted for until you
buy it til you can say no thank you. Yeah, okay,
well you're to pay. So this is going to fix

(07:42):
You're going to have to get on someone's family plan
because this is only going to get more expedience.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
So you're going to have to get on someone's family
You're going to have to get on my plan.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Flitch, I haven't given into AI yet. It will improve
your life great, just let it take care of all
the boring, mundane stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
This guy doesn't have boring much, doesn't He just has
fun life.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Earlier night had shags in the afternoon. Gosh, excuse me.
Sometimes if we can get out of here early enough. Oh,
I know this is outrageous. Morning is for the gym.
So what did you just say, yesterda afternoon? You didn't
shap I didn't do That's the first time. We're twenty
one days into the year and that's the first time
they didn't shag afternoon.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh my god, poor guy talking about put into your
tent GPT libel and slander and the definition.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Because you have now the onus is on you to
prove I'm wrong. I'm going to say I know that
much about libel and slander. If you say something and
you kick up a fussrator, you have to be able
to prove what I'm saying isn't true.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'm on shet GPT now saying best time for a shag,
short answer, whenever you both want to longer morning testosterone
pegs high libido better erections efficient, slightly feral, and.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Those results highly feral, and the.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Said efficient and slightly ferial because of the breath.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
The Dead n Podcast Network plays ends Flesh, Thorn, and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
From the Fletchvorn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
This is the top six. Hello there, we don't have
any good amount of teachers to start the year. Well
time the second because when does school go back? When
do your girls go back? Well, Indy goes back next
week on the twenty seventh. She's at a high school.
She's going to start not like bunking high school away wagging.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
She's start wagging about full shamee.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, I know this is quite a hard school to
wag because of boys a boys boys. But then marijuana. Yeah, marijuana.
She's scared of the kids, that babe, which I really like.
That is cute. I saw some ofab and August. Who
does it go back to the ninth of February. Oh yeah, ridiculous,

(09:55):
that's ra crazy. That's right, Donk. You should bring her
in here and we'll have a third producer. That's idea.
She could do like paperwork and stuff. Yeah, I've got
some filing. You could do something. She could take holes punching, yeah,
because you know, Shannon gets sick of the whole punching
much whole punching to be done and the ring binder
and file it under the correct colored tab in my
ring binder. Years exactly. She can put on those little

(10:18):
circles that went around the hole in the paper to
add just like using those because they made they made
it too big and fatness of the paper at one
specific point it wasn't ideal. Yeah. Two, when you were
talking ring binder, did you ever have a ring binder
that had three arms on the all? That it was
because there were the holes in most refills four there

(10:39):
was like five holes. Yeah. Yeah, God, they don't even
know what they're missing out on. Bring your own. It's
all on the cloud, call on the I pad. They
won't know top sex inadequate replacements for teachers. But we're
desperate and desparate times call for desperate measures number six
on the list. Let's face it, Ai, Yeah, okay, I

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mean that we joke, but that's probably the future, isn't It.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Just has been whipping up a storm for me this morning.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
What is win? Does it tell you when's the best
time for a PCO East friendly nap pre two pm? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Of course pre two pm. But it's given me a
full nighttime routine. And I says it in bit at
eight fifteen. I'm not doing it. You know that's impossibly
not doing it. That's my shag time. We've clarified that it.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Told you to shag in the morning because you love
your Number five in the list of the Top six
Inadequate Replacements for Teachers. YouTube videos from Miss Rachel Rachel. Yeah,
my friend came and stayed at the weekend with his
two toddlers. And tell you what, Miss Rachel got a
hiding so the parents could have a couple of drinks

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in a bit of a chair, Miss Rachel Rachel. And
now now the algorithms all cooked because the kids are
watching all that. I let somebody listen to something on
my Spotify and it was now it's all out of
whack and an interesting story. It's not. It's really not
a lot of Beyonce. I'll just say that a lot

(12:05):
of beyond. And I was like, this is too much
Beyonce now my Spotify because I know I'm not a Beyonce.
You said it overrated. I said it name the song
off the Lemonade album.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Lemonade, because that's just me assuming number four.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
On the less of the Top Sex and Adequate Replacements
for teachers. Harold the draft needs to step up become
a full time teacher because he's part time in the
truck and he doesn't talk. He only talks to his assistant.
We actually needs to be brave and talk to everybody.
We actually, no, Harold, don't we targeted the man behind
this was targeting the man that put his hand up, Harold,

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hand up a Harold, he's twenty twenty six. Yeah, okay,
spitting's back. Hands of the top sex and adequate replacements
for teachers. I think we're short on teachers something. We've
got a lot of forestry slash. You know, whenever there's
a big rainfall, it all gets washed down the creek
and on the beach, the little branches and oust didn't

(13:05):
want them, teacher, I don't know, Hailey, but we've got
an excess of it. Just get the kids cleaning it up.
They will learn about nature and hard work and how
to drive diggers and ye stuff. Yeah, it's a good
idea how to get out of splinter. And then when
they're like we're cold, you've just got so much fun.
I would, yeah, make a fine number two on the
little dry and salty. Yeah, put it somewhere and cover

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over Number two and the last of the top sex
inadequate replacements for teachers groundskeepers, but they've got some stories
to tell. That's your dream job, and not to become
a ground skider one the lawn. I would have it.
I would have that school ship ship bins loose, Yeah,
just constantly little outings to ten Yeah, sitting in your.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Share them yeah, listen to the radio.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, and get given those kids that like holding everybody
else back in class, but they need to be getting
something because they need to be at school. Do they
still do that? Would you have get it still that
hung out with the groundskeeper alive? I wouldn't imagine it's
the thing they do not anymore? And number one of
the less of the top sex in adequate replacements for teachers.
Yellow legged Asian hornets. Okay, we've got those.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
I don't have kids, but I wouldn't feel comfortable with that.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Keep them on their toes, keep them fat, yeah, keep
them running, keep them moving, and they'll be able to
identify them in the wild. That's today's up.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Six the ZM podcast network.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
What's Called on ZMS?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Fletch, Vaughn and.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Hayley perusing what to watch on Netflix last night, and
what you said, you spent forty five minutes looking at
trailers and what to watch. We literally did break you
no talk. I didn't want to watch another show. I
didn't want to watch another show. I just wanted to
watch them trailers. It's what I like to do, right,
I get it.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
I do it on YouTube all the time, and it
just leads to the next one, to.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
The next one, to the next one. You're like, that
looks good.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, but now these AI trailers, I'm like, you know,
don't trust her. So the one that caught my attention
a Netflix live event? Now Netflix? Di did Netflix do
the Jake Paul boxing?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah? So they're doing a few more live events. And
the last live event went better than the first live event?
Right they crashing? Right? Yeah? Then, and I think they
really like gassed it up for Stranger Things because whilst
it wasn't a live event, so many people wanted to
watch it the second it dropped. Yeah, so they didn't
want to crash. No, they didn't want to crash. So
on January twenty third, so I think it's like ol

(15:30):
Saturday or Friday. Yeah. Alex Honold, who you may not
know just by name. But he was the guy that
started in that documentary from twenty eighteen called Free Solo
about the first ever free solo climb. So no ropes
of Al Capadan and your seventy National Park and watch it.
Get a rope on, mate, I'd get a rope on.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Or at least a little a little parachoe tang. Oh yeah, yeah,
I'd have a little parachute tang, one of those little
base jumping ones. Yes, if you can't watch it, it's
a hell of a documentary.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Like if you're what's it called Free Solo, It's Week
at the Knee sort of stuff from the camera bit
a night ago. Yeah, I'm not watching that. So he
did that. He was the first person to ever climb
Al Capitan, which is just like the sheer cliff face,
and he's done a whole lot of other things. He's
going to be climbing Type one oh one. Type A

(16:19):
one oh one is a skyscraper and from two thousand
and four to the opening of the Berje Khalifa's Khalifa.
I do apologize. Sorry, Yeah I've been I'm wrong. I'm crazy.
It's the singer Where's Khalifa? The tallest building for the
moment because Saudi Arabia are about to trump them with

(16:40):
a massive tower. Yeah, where's the skytower? Are we up right?
I've got some skytower comparisons coming in soon. Okay. Two
thousand and four to twenty ten, Type one O one
was the world's tallest building. It's one of the most
earthquake and typhoon resistant skyscrapers ever built. And it stands
at five hundred and eight meters tall. And he's going
to climb the whole thing without ropes, without and it's

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screaming and live and it's going to be live live
on Netflix. So if he falls off, we'll watch him die.
Are they cutting away or is it going to do
a five second buffer like when a streaker? Yees? No,
because what was that? It was the deep Maybe there
was a guy diving live. It was sponsored and it
was going to be a live broadcast of the guy
doing the blue hole dive in the Caribbean. Yes, I'll

(17:23):
tell you what. It wasn't live. It wasn't like we
had a little bit of media inside. Well, there was
a big buffering case delay. Yeah, because you can't just
live stream of death. You shouldn't live stream of death well,
you wouldn't think so, but we do live in twenty
twenty six now, and we will watch Charlie kirkint Yeah exactly.
We've seen way worse on social media, haven't we. Yeah,

(17:44):
so watch would you actually watch it? I would never
watch it? How is it going to take? It's going
to take a book? Because do you remember was it
one of the Missing Impossible movies with Tom Cruise He
was on top of the birge was Khalifa and then
that was like watching that and when we went up
the bus not going up there, I was just like,

(18:06):
I'm sorry. He's standing on the on the observation looking
down at skyscrapers and they look tiny.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
You just like, why would I want to put myself
up there? I don't belong up there.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
So if you want a skytewer comparison, yeah, the skytower
is three hundred and twenty eight meters to the tippy top. Yeah,
this is five hundred and eight meters to the tip top.
So if you take a skytower and then another half
a skytower, that's how high he's climbing. So he's going
to climb no ropes. Now that is insanity. What kind
of like what things are there to hold on to,
Like are their leges at each Does he have those

(18:37):
cup no cups? Like these window frames? Smith and Smith glassy?
Why doesn't he do like drugs or something? Do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Like, if you're so in need of a thrill like this,
just do myth or something, you know, like we don't
need to be scale buildings like that.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Get a get a bitter hobby. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
bitter hobby. I wouldn't put on. I wouldn't say.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
It's motherly mad and wanting some kind of like psychotic thrill.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
So I'm like, yeah, yeah, or become like a serial killer, yeah,
you know, taking the life. You know, the buzz is unreal,
it is wild. Well it's going to be live streaming
on Netflix this weekend, So if you want to see
somebody scale a tower, slash, maybe die not about it.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
The z N podcast network plays ms Flesh Onnon Haley.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
The Millennial Girls. We're beside ourselves because Hillary Duff is back.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Baby, what are you showing us years? She's like means
she's she works it. I just said she's back with music,
but I see she's still rocking a great dumping, great
Dumper a picture.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
She performed at the at the O two in London,
the famous venue there. This song currently playing was the
last song of the night, which is, of course the
song from Lizzie McGuire the movie was she recorded when
she was fourteen years old.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Wow hey, now, hey, now hey mad Oh my god,
she hasn't performed this song for eighteen years.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Oh wow, okay, and everyone was the crowd's are going
absolutely crazy, so of themselves. I know she played a
seventeen song set list, but I was like, I don't
know she had seventeen songs.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
I'll be honest, excuse me. She's got come Clean? Which
one's that one year? Which one from Brilliant? Which one's that?
I'm so sorry now I've actually disgusted myself said that
the greatest Hillary Duff song. Does this mean we're gonna
get like a Hillary Duff tour? Well, she's got.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
She's in the UK at the moment, she's going all
around America and then doing one and then doing Toronto.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yep, but no sit down under Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Snapped I think we need to scream for this. We
need it all at her on all social media platforms
and be like come on down Under, We love the Hills.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Great song does that?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
M Podcast Network plays.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
M fun Hailey Silly Little Pole.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pole,
silly poly silly little silly.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Silly little bowl. If you're saying at a friend's house,
you bring toothpaste with you, Hailey doesn't and she squeezes
the tube funny like she doesn't does. Yeah, she's an
absolute monster. What I want? Producer, Shannon, This was an
issue in your household? Was it that?

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
My boyfriend saw me packing for the farm I was
going to He's like, you forgot toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I was like, well, no, it's it's my best friend's house.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
And he said, you can't do that.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
That's criminal.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
And he said, mister Churn, ask if it's okay.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
I was like, it's my best friend.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
So I missed Chur And I said, would you be
offended if I assumed I could use your toothpaste?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
And she was like, Shannon, We've done a lot worse,
you know, yeah, totally no.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
But I think if you're going to state, like if
you were just there, like Hayley's popping over before we're
going out. Absolutely used to toothpaste. But if you're staying
for like a week, you bring your own toothpaste.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
I was there, Yeah, my paste is not cheap eight days.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, I'm not taking toothpaste. What if they got junk toothpaste? Yeah,
because I have to use the sensorine stuff. Oh, because
my teeth are hanging on by a cordial Yeah, lots
too much, too much brow yeah yeah, yeah, oil a
jelly crystals. Yeah, and my low straight out of the package,
straight out of the well. We asked, if you're staying

(22:54):
at a friend's house you put do you bring toothpaste
with you? Sixty five percent of people say yes, of course.
Five percents here no, Yeah, there's an etiquette thing here, Zenobia.
I have a pre packed Tortar Trees bag that sits
in my cub at all year around, So no matter
how long I'm going for or where I'm going, everything
I need is already packed. I just grab it in
a way I go like go bag. Yeah, trip D says,

(23:19):
I'm hoping she or he do brush their teeth and
prepared to let me use some unless it's an unexpected
stay over.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
There would be such a red flag if you went
out on like a one night stand and you went
to brush you teeth.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
It wasn't a toothpaste, and it was just like you
be like, how do you brush your teeth? Yeah, and
be like huh chewing on seriously sharing toothpaste with anyone
as an eck, So what individual troops for a remember
of the house. Wait no, but if you if you've
got a boyfriend or a girlfriend, you're having the same
tube of toothpaste, right, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, unless

(23:50):
you have different toothpaste. She's saying sharing toothpaste now, not
toothbrushes toothpaste, isn't it Okay? That's I don't agree with that.
I would find it odd.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
I love with my parents. We just share a tube.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Your parents and boomers they have the cheapest toothpaste. There
is great aim or whatever. And then when I.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yea, when I buy the rid stuff, they're always like,
what do you mean the rid stuff?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
What's the rids cold? OPTI? Yeah? What about when someone
buys one of those stand up tubes? Oh my stand
up the rid one? I know those are bougie. Yes,
the hard plaster hard.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
It's hard to get it all out, cut it open
that you can a tuber toothpastey gravity, who's cutting open
a tuba toothpaste?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Me? But the last recession, I squeeze that. You squeeze
the hell out of toothpast There's at least two more
brushes inside that thing if you cut the tube open. No,
not that desperate. You never know what the state of
someone else's toothpaste is going to be. I simply couldn't
brush my teeth with one out of a tube where
the lid hadn't been put on and it was all
gunky around. Yeah, gunky, it gets that little like solid

(25:01):
cap on it. Not really good friends that I've flown,
not really good friends that I've flown to see with
only hand luggage. They supply the toothpaste, and I do
the same for them, because otherwise, you know, you can
get travel a travel toothpaste. Actually know my sensians one hundred,
one hundred grand the post Yeah, I no, you can
put it in your carry on yeah great, Yeah, I've

(25:21):
taken off me. I know how annoying is something when
it's one hundred and ten and you're assigned one hundred
and fifteen, make it a hundred. We all fly everywhere.
That was ten About ten meals was the difference. Yeah,
between taking on a plane and meanwhile, all the bag
of handlers behind are all importing myth. But that's okay,
Dot worried, No, no extra ten miles of toothpaste, sir, okay, Yeah,

(25:45):
I mean the signs were there that they were on myth. Anyway,
have you seen them throwing bags angrily? Joel says, I've
got those little bitch teeth, so you know, daddy into
Joel does have little bitch teeth a little bit tiny
little fans. Yeah, Lou said no. But if I'm going
to be staying for ages, maybe maybe I would. But
one of two nights I wouldn't. It's toothpaste. I don't

(26:06):
bring lou roll with me. No, but you don't expect
someone to bring lou roll. But you do ex expect
someone You wouldn't bring soap hand soap, No, you wouldn't.
You'd use their hand soap. You wouldn't. What about hairdbag,
you wouldn't see it. You wouldn't download a hair You
wouldn't download a car. You wouldn't download body wash. No,

(26:28):
I would if you could, if you could, Well, they
don't the DVD. It depends on a level of friendship,
but one squeeze ain't worth. Toothpaste bengles from a bag?
Should there be a tube incidences? Caitlin says, I'm very
particular about my toothpased. Did y'ell know there are adults
out there with orange and bubblegum flavored toothbased embarrassing?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I hate going to my best friend's house and she
has all the watermelons stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
And you smile, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had that coal,
the one that was real young.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
I don't know, but you're not like Manty Fresh to
start the day.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
No, you're colder, cold and blueberries. And Melissa said, using
somebody else's toothpaste is gross. Really, it's just not ecky
for me. I wouldn't have thought. It's just like it's
just a cool thing, like bring your own gear using
my expensive toothpaste. Well flitch targeted TODs. This is how

(27:21):
the rich day rich. Yeah, exactly. I don't share their toothpaste. Yeah.
If you're staying at Frans house and you bring your
own toothpasse sixty five for center, you seid use of.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Course plays that ends fletch fore and hale of.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Last year you discovered you had some fast moving. I
vision deteriations not far. I mean, this is what happens
when you get old. Everyone reading. It happened within like
a couple of months. It did happen pretty quick. It
was like stuff got blurring. I was like, is that
gate three or eight? And I was like doing that
boomer thing where you hold your phone out real far horrible.

(27:55):
So I was like, I'll get an iteas and you've
got reading glasses. He's got reading glass like far wave
vision is incredible, Like I could. I'm really good at those.
Spot a mountain lion in this rocky picture. Yeah, I
thought you were going to not look that good. And
because he neverlass, because he never wears sunny when everyone's
on Sunday's, He's always just like, I don't know. I

(28:16):
don't know that because I never find I've never found
sunglasses that look good on me, because I've got a
different I don't know. My face is weird.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
It's mounted. It's a monted face. The face like a
smack eyes and a half eaten pine. You know what
happened cheesecake. You know that's not one of those weird
faces that you can make a career of modeling out of.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Weird hot because I got too far apart, too close.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
It's just off.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
It's just somethings off. But you've got glasses.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
But for when you've got glasses, and the time that
I've been working here, and.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I had glasses from like eight years old to four
years old, four four eyes you you the glasses you
wore A is a kid you? They were like, coot,
I look like our little David Bain. What a loser?
Four eyed loser?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, so I and then I got the laser guye Surger.
I didn't have glasses and that wore off. And I've
got glasses again a couple of years ago.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Yeah, and it's like you've gotten used to it, and it.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Went under the radar pretty much. Yeah, no parade here, Yeah,
nobody them a roll.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
And then I don't get to wear I'm wearing sunglasses
at the moment because I got a hit agche but
I don't need glasses yet.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
So I don't get to wear glasses. And I would
love to, but she wants glasses because we put up
a video on Monday, the return to the show, Fletch
Thong a story about his trip to a Brazilian hospital
harrowing town. Find it in our socials f e HD
in correct. Thank you for that, and I'll tell you
here are some of the comments. Loving the glasses at
Fletch in Z. Yeah, young lady there shooting a shot,

(29:54):
Mummy Cindy. The next instagram used that Fletcher's glasses you're
grown up now on however, you do sound a little
like you brought something extra home with you. Dot dot
dot was it? Man? I don't know. I don't know, Megan.
Results were all clear at the Brazilian hospital, all to Meghan,
Lindsay says Fletcher with glasses flame flame, Yeah, and he's

(30:14):
got twenty four loves. Yeah. In the comments section, people
getting so fixt lining up. Why are you guys so
surprised about this basically heated rivalry here? Yeah, well yeah,
more than you know. I can't plays. I can't play hockey,
all right, but you can do the rest of us.
Sarah and has Sarah said Fletcher with glasses flame. That's

(30:36):
had some likes as well. Delay I says, looking good Fletch.
Did you get a tan and a glob with that
hospital or what? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, I got none none compliments on Monday, none compliments
Why are you upset that I'm getting compliments?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
You should be a message and be like see him, mommy,
look at those goggles. We're in goggles, dim sprow.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Look can fly, look and smart with your glasses.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
You don't wearing glasses. You look like some DJ wanker
wearing the sunglasses and you look like djerd a gentleman.
Welcome DJ Waggery. You read ball up on your dick.
Yeah yeah, Amy says, I think Fletcher with glasses has
unlocked something inside me. People are so horny and basically

(31:25):
season two of Heated Rivalry, parensies love the glasses, which nothing.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
No one was even listening to your decent story, Just
sup busy feasting over your glasses.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Now, Haley wants to glass glasses as anybody else gets
any attention for something.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Hale, that what I want that to get glasses. I'm
gonna get glasses. I like glasses because you don't have
to wear any makeup or anything. You just wack them
on your must most of your faces covered.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well, you will need them eventually, because everybody does. Because
your mom has a vision, yeah they do. Both. My
parents have glasses. Every every literally the optometry said, everyone
gets them gets them.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
No, it's still crystal clear.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Everybody gets them. And R E.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
M said everybody hurts. It's like everything's unavoidable. Yeah, everything
happens to each everyone.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Everyone pays taxes unless you live and Dubai that's a
good ted Dooo.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
We should get there. Everything happens to everyone eventually.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Want to deep man deep deeps popping off. We'll only
get together. Wait, I'll stop carry on and.

Speaker 8 (32:29):
D M.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, someone said Marc's gonna want.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Him back, Margaret, my fake wife that you have sadly
died any more body because I just stopped the somebod
else have dried up. Daddy, daddy up so better that
I'm compliments.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
One sex nine sex some compliments my way.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Thanks, Hey lis.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Bro, do DM podcast needwork?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
But in the UK right now, at a beach in England,
there is a clean up operation underway because a container
has come off a ship.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Love when this happens, I know, same, it's like Christmas
for the turtles, you know, they get to get a
shot like they're in the bloody Teamy warehouse.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
So this container has crashed on the rocks and it
has it must have spilled, it must have come open,
because the beach at this English beach is covered in
uncooked French fries and onions. Whole onions, whole onions, onions.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
I love an onion.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Look at the photos. Oh wow, wore potato chips as
far as you can see. Like instead of sand and rocks,
it's like French fries, get onions and cook them still sand, yeah, sandsticks, natures,
natures glitter. Yes. So the had to put out the

(33:52):
call for volunteers to come down and help out because
the beach is blanketed and thousands of bags of onions
and chats. Know who I thought I had this sort
of the chip side of it anyway. Local seagulls. Yeah,
but they they liked Cooke, I don't they particularly they
love chicken sole there. That's a little carnivorous, pretending they've

(34:13):
got one leg and they're an amputee. Sorry for them,
and then you realize that you check them a raw
one and yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
God, how did you lose your leg? You know, and
they're like, wait, I've got two too late.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
So yeah, just in it's reminiscent of when the Arena
shipwrecked off of Mount Monganui and wheelbarrows were washing up
all kinds of stuff was out and then you find
a wheelburrow. Please return the wheelbarrow. That's my wheelbarrow now.
But under like Salvy, under like rights like don't you
sage on the beach, you can have it. Fine.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
It's called fine as keepers loses weepers. In the New
Zealand Law Act Laws or Act of nineteen ninety two,
finders keepers, losers, weepers finders the keepers k w you
can find us one and find us one find his
keepers versus New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Tell what those loss they weep? They're so weep.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, I've always wanted to find some like goal, Like
my dad had a very nice watch, you know, and
lift it, and I'm always like, I wonder if someone's
are rocking around being like my watch.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I found a watch on the beach. Yeah, well, you
see find diamond rings and the metal detectors of those
always you would my magnet rate. By the way, Oh,
how's that going? Great?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
But I haven't found any treasure. It's just screws and
staples and screws and staples.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
At least you haven't had a flat tire. But I
need to take it to the beach. I reckon. Yeah, well,
this is a question we want to ask this morning.
What have you found at the beach? Have you found
something crazy? Did something wash up? Was there a message
in a bottle? Was that a I remember these you
went on that hike, but on that hike they were
like dead dolphins. On this hike was on the heavy

(35:55):
track something.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Like really specifically odd?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
You know that what is well?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
People do find legs, people do find all like you know,
suitcases full of cocaine. Oh yeh part that happens it
was wasn't happened years ago? Was abandon it? Right? They
drop them off ships, sure, with located beacons and then
ships go out and grab them. Would your cocaine be
or soggy? And then they're glad wrap it, hon right,

(36:22):
lots of glad rap which you don't want as glad
zips like bag. I'll tell you what. These drug cartels
use so much plastic damage. I am looking forward to
the day they start using paper.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'm not doing drugs until they sought out the environmental footprint,
that's for sure. I'm taking a stance on there.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
On eight hundred dollars and evens our number callers, Now
you can take them as well. The one thing that
paper straws are actually good for. What Vaughn talk this
morning about what you found washed up? I mean we're
an island, we're surrounded by water. It was skinny, Yeah, skinny.
It's such a skinny arka blake like we flew out

(37:01):
at some little bits like that. Much have you said Australia,
I don't want to go. I don't want to be
But why why we're all coast skinny? Skinny? Some messages
in of what people have found washed up? We'll go
for a call first. I reckon Tracy. Good morning Trice.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
By what did you.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Find washed up?

Speaker 10 (37:29):
My friends?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Sunglasses? Now that's an impossibility because we all know the
sea takes and does not give sunglasses. Did they lose
the sea or in the wave?

Speaker 10 (37:40):
No, I'm washed up on the beach.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
But where did they originally lose them?

Speaker 10 (37:45):
She was standing up pedal boring way out in the.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Bay, embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
You're just jealous you can stand up pedal boarding.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I'm not.

Speaker 9 (37:54):
I mean, yeah, if I could do it, it would
be amazing.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
But no, no, I think I think it's I think
people get too bored. I think people don't it's boring
like you can fast surfing. And also I just feel
like the orcers will get you get a motor on them.
So she was way out at seat lost and glasses.
She's like, well, I'm never seeing those again. And then
you found them washed up.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (38:16):
Yeah, we've been playing in the sand and I went
down to wash off and long beholder around the sunglasses sitting.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
On the beach.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Chances that they're gone forever, right.

Speaker 10 (38:28):
Exactly that reading them off and wasn't wasn't getting them
back and they.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Tarnished at all.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
No, that was perfect.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Wow. And yeah or just classics.

Speaker 10 (38:39):
I think you know that one hundred bucks rest or something.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, No, that's amazing. Glad to have Tracy. Thank you
some messages. Kreaki Gallion louise Is message didn't correspondence for
the year.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Hitting here with a Happy New Year then, because we
have announced formally as a show that we're stopping that.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
On Friday, Happy New Year. Creaky Gallianize found a great
lump of pornamu that had been a meda on a
stony old Timadoo beach. It was returned to EWI after
a short bat of admiration on the bookshelf. Okay, of
the books. Wait, how much would that be worth? Though?
I don't know how a slab was that if it
used to be it like, if it sounds like it's

(39:18):
not just a piece of pornama, is that it's been carved,
it's got an archaeological value. Okay, yeah, get that thing
on display out by motuhe by molto Tapu, one of
those islands where you can literally walk halfway out to
the boat. Fifteen years ago, I was walking slash swimming
out to the boat. I stood on a hand, a human.

(39:41):
I've never forgot the feeling. I looked down, I saw
the fingers, I saw the hand. No one's believed me,
but I swear it happened. But wait, you didn't get
the hand. You're not touching hand. Get some tongs.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Off.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Sure, maybe you'd pick it up, would you? I wouldn't
touch the hand. You'd stay there and be like hand
police populated though. You might be waiting for a long time,
and then you'd go trying to go back find the hand.
You'd never find it. Wait, so what happened? No one
ever believed them, but they definitely do reported this. I

(40:19):
don't know if they've reported it to police six three zero.
Did you report this to the point when I asked
wild if you didn't report a hand in the water, or.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Do you just sort of keep that to yourself because
you know, no, I don't want to get involved into
the origins of how this hand ended up in the water.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
It sounds like a drug thing gone bad. Yes, totally
it does. And then they give me the meth then
fitamine or I'll take your hand, you know hand. Yeah,
my son found a medical bag washed up on the
beach with syringes, needles, little spoons.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, little spoons are good for like put though, because
then you eat it slower you doing having more.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
That's why I use a little spoon whenever I have
put a tiny sounding spoon. But wait, why they need
tiny spoons in the medical bag? It sounds medical bags,
medical bags? Yeah, speak It feels like it might be
drug related, isn't it unless it is someone that just
wanted pudding and is maybe I don't know, ye, and

(41:16):
they're just sugar free pudding and then syringing themselves. You're
on the beach and you find a completely unopened, fully sealed,
unbitty steamed putt you're taking that home and popping the
next those things right. Okay, you are on the beach
and you find a completely sealed, soroughlyzcake.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Is it in a plastic Yes?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
It is? Would you take it home? It warms the ocean.
I feel like you can go home and put in
the freezers. Going to get that. I and one of
those rams ice cream logs washes up completely intact. Taking
that home. I think that's slot. I think the waves
may have been you know, the classic Vienneta gone flat, disintegrated.

(41:59):
You think it's impossible for those to mount the temperature.
I was about ten years old.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
No police calls was made because no one believed men.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
So this hand is to the hand. Oh my god,
that's insane. Are you sure I re have a ten
year old willing to make a submission to the police
to say I stood on a human hand? I reckon.
They're not lying. But it could have been one of
those you know, those starfish that look all fingery could
have been or a coral thing that looks all fingery.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
It's also a.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Great great story from Sex thirty but also sextety.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Reply back.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
If you found a fully unopened Varnetta, would you eat it,
would you take home put on the freezer for ability?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, would believe you? And would you found it? And
would you use the tiny spoons.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
To make it feel like it's going to go stretch longer.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Somebody said they saw an octopus on the beach and
they were like, oh my god, that's so sad. A
dead octopus. And they touched it. It wasn't yet it
wrapped around their own yuck. That'll teach you.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Someone said I found my nana's engagement ring. My granddad
flipped off his towel and it went flying, and you know,
all hope was lost. And I found about five minutes away.
Just stuck my hand in the sand and I pulled
it out.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
That's lucky. Why were your chance to find a million
dollars on the beach? Maybe a han then maybe are
completely sealed?

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Vanetta Podcast Network plays that ends flesh.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
One and Haley I sort of crashed the party. Well
you threw your toys because nobody wanted to hear story.
All I said was my ranger story, yeah, which happened
to be a story about a truckload of dead chickens. Yeah,
well they were dead when they left the truck, but
they were dead all over the road. Somebody just message
and please havel have one of my children in the car.

(43:40):
When he told us terrific story about the mutilating live
chickens on the highway, my children are apparate, screaming and
crying and having nightmares. Well that's just the circle of life,
isn't it. Like we said before, everyone everything dies. Yeah,
everything happens to anything that's going to make a children
feel anybody. Yeah, you're pretty good kid about they're having kids.

(44:02):
There is a song every chicken. Every chick died some time.
Sometimes chickens are on the road. Every chicken that's ever
there's alive right now has them in life forever. You also, kids,
how do you think you get your nuggets? The dino
nuggies aren't made of dinosaurs. They just shake.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
They're not well well okay, Well, so I had my Auntie.
She's been traveling around New Zealand actually I think for
like three months or something like that, like a long
touring and Auntie road trop Yeah, with her husband. Auntie
and unt uncle.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Do they have one of those sort of like mini buses?

Speaker 8 (44:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Auntie's love or boomers love to sell up the house
and down to us and buy a mini mini bus
or oh my god, they do I'd love to do that.
They did a hell lot a book.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
They did a lot of staying with friends and family.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Leak chain we call it in the industry.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Well, they were looking after a dog. They did a
bit of house and they were looking after a dog.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
The dog died while they were looking after the dog.
What was it an accident? It was just like the
dog just came. I would always feel so bad if
my cat died when someone was house sitting because they
would feel so terrible.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
But you've done nothing wrong.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, stood on it in the middle of the freezer
and home.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Remember my friend that stood on a dog in a die.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Like that, But it was one of those stupid little dogs. Yeah. Anyway,
so they're doing they're doing a thing. What was I saying.
They're doing a tour and they stayed at your place.
Currently suffering from some kind of light migraine. It's weird anyway.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
So, oh, so the dog died is what I was
talking about.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
So the house sitting where they were staying had to
be cut short because the owners came back because the
dog died.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
So they were a bit straighted.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
So they ended up they were supposed to stay at
my house one night, and they ended up staying four
nights too long. I've got a small house now, and
my mum and dad were her as well, So there
was like a few in the house and there was fine,
like family forever. And I've never had so much prayer
in the house. And I tell you, it was lovely
to cleanse, cleanse the palette, get some prayer in the house.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Oh, prayer. It was prayer, I thought, yeah, prayer in
the house. Is she religious?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
It was nice. Prayer in the wall. Did you start
burning up when she started prayering from inside? And I
was like, oh my god, what's happening? Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
So there's two things that I took umbrage with because
I was sort of in and out a bit nice
and busy.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
And I came back and at one point, I've got
this new brazier.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I bought a brazier over the New Year period, and
I'll just put you know newspaper. I actually choose to
burn the Enzied Herald after I've read it, right, choice, yeah,
and would And I came back and she was burning
sort of rubbish.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
And plaster.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Like glossy cardboards, the type that sort of wicks blue.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah yeah, yeah, classic boomer move that gave us the
ozone hole. Yeah first place. Yeah, So that was that
was coming out of my backyard for a while.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
And then the second thing I caught just at the
end was I've had lots of guests over Christmas and
New Year's, lots of parties with New Years and whatnot.
So I had quite a lot of rubbish at the
house and I was trying to cycle through it and
get it out through the bin system. But no, no,
Auntie Law decided she was just going to dig holes
around my property and bury my rubbish.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
What. I'm sorry. What I come home. You don't live
on a farm, and that's not farmers, it's not nineteen
seventy two.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah for you listening. I live in just a normal cottage,
like that's not a large property. I come home and my.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Mom's sort of well, like she's out there.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
I see a rummaging through the garage.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I was like, Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Then I see it coming out with a spade or
shovel or whatever, and I was like, I don't know
what she's doing. And then I look out the window
and on the side of my iveway, I've got like
if all garden too, there's like nothing near. She's just
digging holes and burying my rubbish. That's man, what kind
of like general household rubbish, so not like banana peals

(48:13):
and you know, organics. It was like plastics even like
even don't very rubbish in my No, it was the
most like I was going to say word, but you're
not allowed to say, but my mum described it in
a whack I could put it, and I'll tell you
what that we're back, Oh you say that many members

(48:36):
of my family sayd that over someone. Yeah, my family's
we can't even say, right. Yeah, anyway, she just dug
holes and buried this rubbish. And now I was so
talented at the time. I was like, I just can't
deal with this, Like you don't just go to someone's
house and start digging holes and filling it with rubbish.
And now and then so she's lived and now I'm like,
what's happening with that rubber? Wait?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Why did you stop her? I said that. I was like,
I don't really want holes dug up on my What
do you mean you said? I don't you say stop
that you're insane. I gotn't be bothered.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I couldn't be bothered with it. And now I'm like,
do I dig this up? Or am I just letting
it do its thing?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
You dig it up?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
It's on the side of my driveway, right next to
my house.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I'd pray it away to get rid of the rubbish.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
So that's my only option, is to pray this rubbish away.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Leach and Hailey Big Pod two weeks.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Until the One the Only Sophie Ellis Bester arrives on
New Zealand Shores and right now she's on Zoom.

Speaker 9 (49:39):
Hello, Hey, how you go there? And you're right?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I just love a British accent on the show.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I do I do you have to do? Now?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
I know I do a terrible thing, Sophie. When I
just do an accent and I'm doing a bad job
of it, I'll stop.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
We're good.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Thank you, is the answer to that question.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
Welcome to be a British accent. I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
How are you, Sophie?

Speaker 9 (49:59):
I already give it?

Speaker 11 (49:59):
Should yeah, really good gearing up for another bit of touring.
But it is what I love, so I'm very excited
to be returning to New Zealand.

Speaker 9 (50:09):
It's been a long time.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah, was this just a plan to get away from
English winter and come to summer?

Speaker 11 (50:17):
You know what? That is a very very happy thing,
isn't it. I mean that I feel a little bit smug.
It's not too bad at the moment, but we had
a little cold snap last week and I was thinking
not long now.

Speaker 9 (50:28):
Yeah, that's definitely a pert So thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I can turn it on for you. You've been before.
What are your memories from New Zealand?

Speaker 9 (50:36):
Honestly, hand on heart.

Speaker 11 (50:37):
It's one of the most beautiful places I've ever visited
in my whole life, and it made a really big
impression on me, so much so that I think if
you'd asked me at any point in the twenty years
since I've been where I'd like to go, I would
have said I want to return to New Zealand.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
So I absolutely loved it.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
I thought you were going to say, hand on heart.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
I don't really remember it very long time. Did you
get any personal time here or was it?

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (51:04):
You know what, I'm quite good at that. It doesn't matter,
like you know, any downtime I get, I.

Speaker 9 (51:09):
Will go off and explore.

Speaker 11 (51:10):
I'm not one of those people who turns up somewhere
and sits in their hotel and I'm like, drop your
stuff and go.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
I love to walk around.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
As much as possible get a real sense of things,
particularly when I'm doing a headline show, because I think
you know that time spent during the day wandering all
around the city gives me like a bit of perspective.
It gives me a bit of a flavor, and it
makes me feel happy and a bit more grounded. So
and this is exciting because I'm bringing my band, so.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, you'll get you're playing in my home city. Well,
the city I grow up nearest, Hamilton, and it's got
just the loveliest gardens. It's a municipal garden. You must
go to the Hamilton Gardens see of the themed Egyptian
It's an Egyptian themed garden and it sounds cooler than
what I'm selling it to me. And they have a
giant wheelbarrow and you stare next to it and you

(51:59):
look really small perspective. It's everything. It's not just plants.
Love that it's architectural.

Speaker 9 (52:04):
I love that. I love things that are bigger or
smaller than you expect them to.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
You're gonna love. What we need to do, however, is
get her a free pass to get into the gardens,
because they will suss it. Well, you're you're local rape
parents free, but if your tourists they aren't charging. Now
wave to the international.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
I'll pay my ticket price. I'll pay my I like
you know, you don't have to speaks when she's like
she's doing the food banks.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
I'll pay my ticket price. I'd also like to invest
in local vintage shops.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Now you've got to come to me. I'll do you
around all the shops.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
So you're obviously a fan of New Zealand already and
you've just had our ex prime minister just send our
journ on your podcast Spinning Plates.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Were you a fan of hers already or you're like,
you know, she'll do my.

Speaker 9 (52:54):
Podcast which I've been doing for six years.

Speaker 11 (52:56):
All my guests are working women who happen to be
mothers that I've been endlessly fascinated talking to a range
of different women from different walks of life about how
they've navigated a career whilst also raising a family. And
to be honest, you you can't get much more interesting
than the youngest ever female world leader who happens to
have their first baby while they're in term. I just

(53:18):
couldn't wait to hear how that works, what that felt like,
all the range of emotions. But yeah, she's someone i'd
wanted to speak to for a while.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
We love hearing about inspirational women. But I've just insightful conversation, Sophia.
I've just clocked a cat.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
You're petting a cat, So I don't want a powerful
inspiring woman.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Oh gosh, is it a big care you? Or are
you a tiny woman?

Speaker 11 (53:43):
He's actually he's actually a normal size, but he's made
up for it with like loads of massive fluffy Oh
so cute called Don Draper.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
Did you watch mad Men?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yes, he's going big Don Draper energy. Can we just
touch on the saltburn effect?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
I'm sure sure over the last couple of years you've
been talked to about this a lot.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
But was it.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
How how was that for you that the show came
and see can we use the song? And you know
you said yes. I'm sure you read the script and
probably liked it. Were you anticipating what it was going
to do for Murder on the dance Floor?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
No?

Speaker 11 (54:19):
And I honestly would recommend to any anyone doing anything
like especially if you're in you know, creative, You've got
to just be happy with the kernel of what it is,
and then if anything happens as a result, you can
enjoy that all the more. Because for me, I was
already so flattered that Emerald Fennel wanted to put my
song in such a pivotal moment in the film. And

(54:41):
I also was really intrigued because when I first said yes,
I didn't have any footage to look at. It was
just a little synopsis, so I thought, oh, naked dancing.

Speaker 9 (54:50):
That sounds.

Speaker 11 (54:53):
But no, I had absolutely no idea that it would
do what it did. But how it was just so
much fun. It made the whole thing so much better
because it was like it was like kind of like
getting drunk on it, you know. Yeah, I felt like
I spent most of it that year feeling a little
bit tipsy.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
And now you'll be touring around right and looking out
at people like me, who was you know, the perfect
age when the song came out two thousand and one
and one and the end, Now there's gonna be this
whole new generation of people watching you who are much
younger than me.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Should we say it must be quite surreal.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
Well, that's the glorious thing about music, you know.

Speaker 11 (55:28):
I mean, it's like it's not meant to sit in
amber in case number it's it's it's a massive privilege
if music can soundtrack different moments ongoing, and I think
especially if you're working in you know, pop music, dance music.
It's a playful genre. It wants someone to interact with it.
It wants dialogue and energy. So I've always loved singing

(55:51):
all my songs. I'm so like, I'm so glad that
I prioritized my own pleasure with this stuff, because you know,
the idea of doing a song I wasn't that into.

Speaker 9 (56:00):
I may imagine how that was. I've always had a
good relationship with murder on the dance floor.

Speaker 11 (56:05):
So when it's taken me around for another twelve we've
had a great time together and can we continue to well.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
We can't wait to have a good time with you
in a couple of weeks. Sofa you are Hamilton on
the third Fair Bands in Theater and crush it to
James Hay Theater on Feb four. Sophiellis Biggster, thank you
so much.

Speaker 11 (56:23):
Thank you for me and my cat's so cute.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
The flitch wall and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
The last year, Fletch, you were on a hot streak
of double yokas in a box of twelve eggs, ten
eggs or was it a ten egg box a teen
egg box? Eight eggs were double yokers. Yeah, and I
because you know it is is it an urban no,
not an urban wives that if you get a double yoka,
it's good luck, very good luck. And as we talked

(56:52):
about at the time, last year or not your year,
and so I thought, well I'd bring it, and also
really wasn't your year, Hayley us.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Down, down down, But like I know, I wanted a
good year, and so we kind of decided right that
if we cracked double yolks, it was setting us up
for the year that we will desire.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
And you've got a couple of double yokas, the only
two eggs and the entire package that was single yokas.
I broke and then I.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Interrupted one of them right by being like, oh, let
me have another go double yoka.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
And then I was like, okay, last line is another
single yoka. Now. After that, I had to double yocre
at home, but that doesn't count as you could have
doctored that.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
You could photoshop the.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Team that Bitter Eggs have sent us what I'm going
to describe as an absolutely the eggs. It's a size
eight egg, which is the son that's exactly the same
card and I had with every one was a double yoka.
It's a size eight and it doesn't shut. It's the
eggs are massive. They know what they've done. They've gone

(57:58):
through and found the most gigantic hand picked. The makes
my cloaka hurt. Yeah, you know there are some chickens
out there were some stretch cloaks. These eggs would be
these eggs would be like size nine, right, doesn't I
noticed overseas they do like medium excel and they small?

(58:19):
Why do we do numbers? Is it a different thing
here where they said we've been following you runner bed
like I forgot it was time to do something about it.
With seeing you a little box, A bitter egg double
yolk is to help bring bitter for twenty twenty six.
How could I guarantee it? But we can't see what's inside.
We wish we had that so bad. We've done our
best to get as million here as possible. And these
are the biggest gigs I've ever seen in my life

(58:40):
that are from chickens. If this was a Chinese takeaway,
they charge you the two dollars extra because you can't
shut your post. No, don't do that, don't. Eggs very
strong from top to bottom, very strong. So I decided
not top to I could stand on that and it
wouldn't brak know, you couldn't taste, don't know. You're just

(59:03):
gonna break. You're gonna break all of them. When you're
just gonna break eggs, are you?

Speaker 8 (59:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
No, okay, all my weight on? What the hell they're
all smashed? Seeing the strength of an egg topped bottom,
it's like one of the most fragile foods. No, no,
you don't know what to do that if it clips

(59:30):
under my way, I approved. It doesn't need to be proven.
You just stood on shoeks of eggs. Yeah, on the top.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Put your even myself es off obviously. No, I know
that what you want the eagle.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Even distribution of you want the even distribution of weight
over the warnings like put your weight on and then.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
I'm not it's not the lightest, Okay, hang on like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, and I'm just stepping up.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
I'm on at three one. It's oh my god, what
did you not?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
I'm going to be head from the side. But I
was really hoping that would have a great video if
you'd broken those eggs. That's a big eggs, and then
we would the lamp. All the eggs are intact, Isn't
it insane? I didn't even know you could do that.
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Well, this needs to be the moment of redemption for
your warning that because you're the only one who got
the bad luck, you've got to crack an egg. If
it's double yoka, it's good luck. If it's a single
yocraft all this you know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
What, though, it's rigged because look at those eggs. There's
like two or three yolks in each other. Look how
fat it special? Headlight minutes head yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Or when you play a kid at a game and
you're like, oh, no, beat me again.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
It's playing, you know, baseball, but you give them a
teah what is that called tea ball? That was a
fun one. Yeah, you like that, and you because you
hit the ball. I like that one. Yeah, and you
ran up the other end. Most of the time you
just hit the rubber tube. Yeah, inflation from the cowshed
one that you're drawn to this. Okay, okay, okay, So
for good luck in twenty twenty six, will Vaughn finally

(01:01:16):
have a double yoka yeap double yoka. Yeah, but I
knew that would happen. I knew there was a lame
blames of the egg where the highlight of yours was
shown that you can stand on a box of eggs
and they won't break. That was amazing. That was still.
That was by the way, it's still school holidays. I

(01:01:36):
don't want to hear from any parents been like my
children heard this and they went home and they stood
on a tray of eggs and you only thirty dollars
for all these eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
That was we've tested it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Yeah, that was science. Also, we do need to wor
an apology to a child, don't we? Yes, we do. Sorry,
we should rig defind that now before we forget ifinently
apologizing to children. We were talking about the chicken massacre
again on the show just before. Yeah, this is what
you witnessed by the high Yes, a hundred were up
six and that I said that, where do you think

(01:02:07):
you Dino chicken. Chicken nuggets come from the shape load dinosaurs,
but they maybe chickens. An eight year old has called
me out and said, technically, chickens are dinosaurs, so technically
the dinoh nuggets are made of dinosaurs. So that I
appreciate you, I do as well. Yeah, we do apologize
old sort of like you know, ability to recognize the
theory of evolution. So I'll apologize in that eight year

(01:02:29):
old and that eight year old only no either eight
year olds are geting? Get in?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Does that end? Podcast? Network?

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Fact of the Day, Day day day, day, do do.

Speaker 8 (01:02:49):
Do? Do? Do do do?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Today's fact of the day it's tongue weak here Effect
of the day about the tongue. Yeah, yesterday we talked
about a long tongue in the Animal Kingdom, the giraffe,
the giraffe tongue. Today we're talking about a tongue that
is short, rigid and covered them backward spikes and doesn't move.
It's the penguin's tongue doesn't move, it doesn't come. But
they can't go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
But it's sucking a poolhunnor.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
They have to just do the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
They do the eyes and the eyes and they open
the mouth penguin pookhunner.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
And it would scare people because of these sharp, spiky
backwards tongue. Yeah right, Why is it so tight? Is
it going to tight tight string? It's got it. They
didn't get its tongue tied. It got a tongue tied
when it was a kid, and it didn't get them
laser cup. I can't speak very well. No, it's to
stop the slippery prey they have getting out of their mouth,

(01:03:44):
so they hun't fast oily fish and squat in cold water,
so you know, like a gaff correct. So once it goes,
it goes on. It can't come back out. It's barbed, yeah,
rightward facing spikes. So it holds onto it and it
needs to be hard so that they can just shut
its mouth and it holds onto the the prey so
you can get smooth, wriggly, oily flexible and so that

(01:04:08):
it just grips it on and they can't get back out.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Is there a picture of one? We have a little
look at.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
It's gross. I will warn you if you're gonna google
penguin tongue today. It's a little bit yak, very orange,
very orange. They don't have very many taste buds. Oh yeah,
the penguin tongue. But they don't need all the oily
fish in it and the tasting lollies.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Doesn't they ever experienced a beautiful spoon of so no?

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah? Or you know Vanna? When if penguin came across
a fully filled, sealed Vanna on the beach Antarctica. So
you know, mount's not a problem, No DoD, then they
have any idea what to do with it? Was there
once a ship carrying Vanita logs? That just ship came
into the harbor carrying a separate nimes. The desserts go cheesecake.

(01:05:03):
We don't do alphabet? Yeah you do alphabet?

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
What was there like nineties thing bar bar varia.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Cheesecake? You can't get cheesecakes. She just went cheese. No,
abod a different kind of cheesecake, chocolate pod you go, dobulls, donuts, dolls,
you know those are the ones you get? Yeah, egg
based pearlover No, No, you can't do it. No, you're
drinking drink your carric juice. Yeah, it's a drinking game.

(01:05:38):
I'm drinking water fliches, having a coffee, and you're doing characters.
It doesn't have to be alcohol, guys. We have fun
with our boots, all right. Yeah, I was ready for prayer.
So it's a one way it's the mouth is a
one way system. Okay, great, So the roof of the mouth,
of cheeks, and the throat are also lined with backward
facing spines. Don't put anything in it that you want

(01:05:58):
to get back out of way there, which is very
We're not going to do it to make and we
will not be making. We're not going to do it.
Don't do it. We're not going to do it all.
So why do they have it? Well, they don't have
like pools, they don't have hands that they can grabe
their prey with. So once it's in the mouth, I've
got to be able to stay there on a fash

(01:06:19):
chewing because they don't true they just kind of like
get in their mouth and get it down their heads
because chewing waste time and energy and they're obviously living
going to feel like cold environment. They don't want to
will they just sit there the rest of the time,
right withering the storm. Yeah, huddling hard in a miserable
place that sounds miserable, constantly talking about like moving the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Joy of a veneera I've never an experience it. Log yeah,
I feel sorry for them now ship.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Life, they're lively going to freeze it, but they never
get to eat ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
When I'm going around my day to day and if
anything bad happen, I've got a migraine at the moment,
I'm just going to I'm not a penguin at least
I'm not a pengue.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
And you're an adult. You could have just buy a
Vaneta and eat the whole thing if you wanted fresh
found on the beach streets. Make the Vanneta? Yeah? Do
they still make it?

Speaker 8 (01:07:06):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Now it's at will words? Is it? What is the
log of v I'm just locking just looking with a
log of Vanna because we were always sold that it
was a very posh treat you. You're not everybody's fortunate
enough to find one washed up on a beach nine
dollars forty current. Yeah, I know what is this? Paris
go without one drink at a bar and you can

(01:07:28):
have a vanita. Though, let's put that into perspective and
do come on a ship. From what I'm telling you,
there is a high chance that someone at some stage
just don't have fully washed up sealed Vanetta and had
to make the worlds hard. Am I gonna eat this?
So today's fact to today is the penguin tongue is

(01:07:50):
a short, rigid tongue covered in backward spikes. It's a
one way convey our system for fish from the ocean.
The tom tongue fact a day, day day day day,
Do do do do? Do?

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
Do?

Speaker 8 (01:08:09):
Do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Does that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
M podcast Network plays that ms flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
So Brooklyn Beckham came out yesterday with a huge Instagram post.
It's worth a read if you're into that kind of drama.
Oh it's wild and basically saying like I'm not going
to reconcile with my family. They hate my wife and
they've been controlling and manipulative and everything's for the brand
and it's all fake and beer.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Basically.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
I still I found it weird that he did get
a bit of pushback and there was a bit of
hate towards him, like basically because he's never worked to
dan his life and everything handed to him.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Yeah, be a bit grateful again, yes, yeah, and then
just now like so fun. Nothing officials come from the
Beckhams about it. Everyone's like David Beckham speaks out. But no,
he was already doing an interview about the risks of
children online, right, and he was like, you know, I've
tried to teach my children we can make mistakes and stuff,
and people like he's spoken at it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
He has no official lag. Yeah, we're sad that this
has happened. I've been against children being online for my
entire life. You know, when I was a child and
I was walking on a footpath, I'd say, stand on
a line, break my mother's spine, yeah, stand on a crack, yeah,
break my mother's back. Sorry that happened.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
It was so lame.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
I'm trying to think of a way to work at
power lines and how did the little buggers get up there? Yeah,
it's really sorry about the standard of the show is
usually higher and I'm just five content to create. We
needed to just do what we can. I think you
can do better this year. I reckon. It's like, have
the thought by all me. Yeah. The Russia joke the

(01:09:49):
other day, Yeah, that was like that joke was someone's
Russia joke. It was even your joke. It wasn't no God, well,
now just what it was a peak behind the curt
though of a celebrity family and a family that's just.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Been surrounded by like gossip, like, oh, they're fighting, their
feuding and everyone's.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Like, no, they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
I was like, no, they're not, and now I'm like,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
They were. But it's kind of nice to see because
it just shows that even wretch and famous celebrity families
aren't perfect. They've got beef. Yeah, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
This is a good time to open up the phone
lines and the text machine to our listeners. Fresh on
the back of Christmas in particular. You know, got a
lot of family and friends staying what's the family beef
going on with you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Like, is there a reason that someone's not talking to
the family or you're not talking to our family member
the beef.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Maybe it's historical, maybe it's a fresh wound straight from
Bloody December twenty first.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
I love it. I love here of a freshy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Yeah, yeah, losh, just let it out, have a little vent.
You can keep it anonymous as well if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
If it's big drama, oh yeah, like big juicy family gods,
like someone in the family stay.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Sip with them and actually my cousin's my sister, but
we don't talk about that, you know, or maybe your
auntie Beary and you're rubbish your driveway.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
But yeah, maybe you are like like Brooklyn Beckham, you're
just yeah, you're not talking to your family.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
You've emancipated yourself, yeh, basically for.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Whatever reason, or you're not talking to someone for something
they did. I wait, one hundred dollars in em and
so number, give us a call TIX through nine six
nine sixty. You can just text and be anonymous. What's
the family beef? Famous family beef happening right now with
the Beckham.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
Family comes Yeah, no word actually from mum and Dad Beckham.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
But I believe we'll be whiting fish statement today.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
But we want to know your family beef.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
They're surely mortified, right, like this is pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Like Especial docco and all that when they're like, well,
lovely life, you know, yeah, yeah, it's not gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
We had a Christmas from Helen twenty twenty three. My
brothers haven't spoken to each other since I'm in Switzerland.
I'm Switzerland in this situation. Oh okay, I need Christmas
from hell. Anonymous joins it's anonymous. What's the family beef?

Speaker 10 (01:11:55):
Okay, so my stepsister.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Yeah, does not see her mum anymore.

Speaker 10 (01:12:01):
Because she cheated on her husband with her husband's son.
And then the husband who was my six dead died
And just to clarify though, the husband's son is not
the ex wife biological son.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
I was gonna, oh the documentary, send the twenty minute documentary. Yeah,
dad's away. This is wild. And then so dad dies Yeah,
and then the oh my god, okay, wait did dad
know about it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
Yeah, it was nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yeah, this is insane. Do they do they stay together,
the step mom and the step son or.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
For a little bit?

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Yeah, Christmas man, that's weird. Yeah, that's too much.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
So the age difference, we're talking age difference, we're talking
because steps Wow. Well no, wonder these family beef crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Are there any in moving kind of updates or is
it just like you'll they'll never speak again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Well yeah, because he's dead, so yeah that helps. Yeah,
unless you get Calvin Crookshank or whatever his name is
to speak to the dead dad just kind of apologizing
men to bridge here. Dad might not want to from
the dead.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
That's good beef.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
That's it's sae, it's your step says that it's not
talking to her mum anymore. Yeah, yeah, wait, so I
know we're going to need a diagram. It's very hard
to guy the guy, the guy that died wasn't your dad.
But if your dad has married the woman that slept
with her stepson, my.

Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
Dad is not in the story. There was my stip
dad who is now dead.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Your stepdad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
You just draw.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
We're gonna need to draw, draw a diagram that we
can put with that story. Anonymous, thank you for sharing.
What a juicy story Targarian, wasn't it, jess Yeah, it
was very Game of Thrones, Jessica. Want what's the family
beef at the moment?

Speaker 8 (01:14:02):
So this is an ongoing one. My sister, so I'm
thirty six, she's forty. She I remember when I was
about four saying to my grandma, why does my sister
hate me so much? She's hated me my entire life.
And about a year ago, she was doing a very
very public dancing performance and I got drunk and told everyone,

(01:14:23):
including her friends and work colleagues, what a narcissist she was,
and I gave very explicit examples I did actually feel
okay about. But yeah, we're done.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
What is it poic. What is a very public dance? Oh,
I would give it away.

Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
Say, but there was about.

Speaker 10 (01:14:44):
Twenty thirty thousand people there?

Speaker 8 (01:14:49):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
One of those river dance Lord of the Dance Time show.

Speaker 10 (01:14:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, and she's quite well known.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Wait there, because we want to know, but we can't
share it. Yeah, same wild will keep your ticks coming
in nine six lane sex. Oh wait, one hundred dials
at them?

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
She with us your family beef fried minced or in
steak form, the family beef because the bitcoms are everywhere
at the moment.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
With your beef.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Somebody said, man, my family is a little sausage compared
to some of these tea bone steaks. Yeah, I know,
isn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:28):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
We're hearing the stories this morning. I'mgoing for years now.
But one of my siblings and bazzeled thousands of dollars
from my parents and skip the country. Safe to say
that they don't speak to any of us anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:15:38):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
I have a very narcissistic mother. It was her birthday
and I was working, but she needed me to help
her decorate the house. She had a full on mountdown
because I said I had to work. Swore she will
never talk to me again. That was February last year,
so that means her birthdays coming up. Still not talking
to me. It's so what immature and wild? Isn't it
from a mum to do? That's really short. Yeah, family

(01:16:00):
member passed away. Their partner refused to give them money
that they had set aside to their children and instead
kept it for themselves. Oh you in court, see you
in court. It was in a joint account, so technically
the money was joint property. The partner ended up needing money,
needing money, but couldn't access any loans due to the
proper ownership structure, and is now about a quarter of
a million dollars in debt to various family members and

(01:16:21):
struggling hard. Good good job, this sounds fun. Give them
money my family because my brother married an absolute bitch.
He hasn't spoken to us for fifteen years. I hate
when that happens, when your brother marries a birch. Someone
mars a birch and you just oh yeah. Also on
the other side of the family, uh, me and my
sister in law had a fall out eighteen years ago.

(01:16:44):
They ended up moving to Perth and haven't spoken to
them since. Habby has trade messaging his brother, but the
wife won't let him reply. Wife won't let him reply.
That's yeah. I haven't spoken to my family in five
years after they dropped me because we wouldn't go on
a holiday with them. Since then, they have tried to
reach out to my baby mama to get access to
their grandchildren. But no, okay, like, life's too short to

(01:17:06):
have these little like some of these are a bit little,
aren't they? Little grudges and little arguments. Yeah, I'm just
reading this and my sperm doner, my mine and my
sister's husbands had a massive falling out over a hunting block.
It's a block of land you do your hunting on. Yeah,

(01:17:26):
hunting on my land because you'll curll my pigs. Yeah? Please,
these pigs enough for everybody hunt None. Can I have
the tar? No, can't have it their mind? Can I
have the deer?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Or my who who grubs? Yeah? I know you heard me,
but I love who who grabs who? All my v
nea logs. I know you were growing a Vienna.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Forest before I I know, I know how you need
a forest as struggling. I'm using the wrong fertile ordering enough,
I'm not ordering it enough.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
It does make the dry stop Vana the carbon credits
and no good on van area forrest to colting of
vaga and then use you did to find out how
to get it to sprout, and then you're imagine if
you could grow your own van. You just have one
spoon from your bar and you propagator like a like

(01:18:20):
a starter or little Scoby. Yeah, lovely. Every day you
have to have it a square container.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
I love the messages coming home.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I avoid my dad's booze hagg sister like the plague.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Wow Off used to tell me that I would have
been better off going to live with her after my
mum died when I was eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
I think I've turned. I been a living with my dad.
She's in't her husband number three? So yeah Wild. My
sister slept with my boyfriend at a party through everyone
of the party was watching them in my bedroom. Don't
you there, Wild, Just don't do there. My five year
old didn't put the lid back on the cat food
container and I picked it up without realizing dropped two

(01:19:00):
cages catpiscuits. That's for life currently not talking to beef
for life. That's on the tenders. It's actually on you
because you've picked something up by the lid. Yea and
every walk of life never puted something up by the lid.
You silly, silly goose. My mother in law Snake five
hundred thousand dollars for men, still moans to the family,
wanting us all to be back together and happy again,
like it's my fault. Also complains that she's she's poor,

(01:19:23):
but she bought a new house and installed hearing bone floor.
Hearing bone flooring. Oh lovely, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Lovely, look really nice in your department feature the hearing bone,
the hearing flor, A lot of preppar, A lot of
prep for the time, for the layout, wi, a lot
of floor prep.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
That's all I got.

Speaker 6 (01:19:46):
Baby porn and Haley Fleechhorn and Hailey tryal run.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Run all.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
This week, we're trying some new segments on the show today,
a segment that we're calling the Convinced.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
That's right, if you've got an issue or a conundrum
and you need help convincing someone of something, call the
Shoes and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
We have a going I'm not convinced about it. We
have an intro in the background. Now, we don't make
intros until they pass the test, Okay, because we don't
like work for ourselves. No, why would you work into
making an interest?

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
This is the only time we do it, all right,
songs about convincing someone don't stop believing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I mean you don't stop believing. No, that's not get
an instrumental of one of those, aren't. Yeah, yeah, okay,
we're going to YouTube to get that in the game.
Thank you to the Christians and Family who be part
of their YouTube family plan, saving me twenty five dollars.
What's the credit we're doing every day every time we
use it? Baby? Okay? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Three Little Birds by Bob Marley A simple coming message
not to worry. But it's not about convincing people not
to worry. Can I say people to do something?

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
It's work. I know, I don't know that it's right.
Caroline joins us. Good morning, Caroline, good morning, and we
could play Caroline Caroline.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Traditional sweet Yeah, no, no, no, outcast, put on outcast, Caroline, find.

Speaker 10 (01:21:14):
That Caroline, Caroline better.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
It's actually not your choice.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Carolina, Caroline, this isn't your radio. You're customers, but you
don't just come into someone's house and demand you know
you're exactly doing funs. Caroline, what do you need help
convincing somebody to do I.

Speaker 10 (01:21:36):
Need help convincing my partner to get a cat.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Yesterday I said my cat that you were the greatest
joy of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
You chose this one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
We asked for an outcast Carolina.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Is it Flinchford Haley and Caroline? No, now it is
she's against you. You be respectful to her. Okay, so
what you've floated this idea before? But the boyfriend is like, yeah,
he's happy with a dog. But I'm I'm okay. Ask
some questions. You guys cohabitat full time? You live together? Yes,
we do, okay? Have you got flatmates or is it

(01:22:14):
just the two of you? Or is there with his brother?
Okay along together for a while?

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Now do you have a lot of weekends away?

Speaker 8 (01:22:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Not. The dog's hard to do the weekends away with you,
so that's taken care of. Are you at home a lot?
Or are you both away at work a lot? The
brother's away as well?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
The brother works at home full time, always someone there?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Does he want to look after a dog all day? Though?
She wants Yeah, she wants a cat. I think you're
around enough to have a cat. I think so it work.
Did you grow up with cats?

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
You know the joy they bring?

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Is your boyfriend one of those allergic to cats?

Speaker 10 (01:23:03):
He just thinks they're.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Evil, so you want that's all cat pendant? Really, but
that's like the humans. You know there's evil humans? Yeah,
there are? Well, why doesn't he just say yes? Doesn't
he want to make you happy?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
He obviously doesn't. He obviously doesn't want to make me happy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
So so Caroline, you're saying to us. What I'm hearing
is you get a cat or you're going to dump
this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Oh pretty much?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Yeah, that's when I was picking up the ultimate ultimatum.
Do you have your mindset on a kind of cat,
like a ginger? Want a black one, a tabby?

Speaker 10 (01:23:33):
I'll even go to the specia. Yeah, whatever picks us.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
You know, resk you a cute one? Yeah, I reskue
a cute.

Speaker 10 (01:23:45):
The ironic thing is he sends me lots of cat videos.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
What does he not want to create his own cat videos? Okay, well, okay,
next on the show, Caroline, we're going to pop you
on hold and we're going to come back. And this
is where the convinces really comes in, because we're going
to convince your boyfriend Patrick to get a cat. You're
going to jump his ass, right, that's good negotiation. A

(01:24:13):
bit of leverage there, it's a bit of leverage. We'll
trialing new segments all this week. Today, these new segment
the Convincers.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Yeah, we need to help convincing someone of something, you
call the Convincers.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
And we just heard from Caroline who really wants to
get a cap, but the boyfriend is like, no, no, don't.
Rick carts and that boyfriend he sounds anything like his
voice has been betrayed by at least two different members
of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
Patrick Molly.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Hello, I'm on Patrick's side. Now that's a deep voice.
That's a rumbler, Patrick, What's what's the issue?

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Why? Why don't you want to cat?

Speaker 10 (01:24:50):
Caroline mentioned I got scrutched by a cat when.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
I let's use GPT for some trauma here. How to
get over a cat scratching trauma? Have you been left
disfigured and mauled?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
Pretty much?

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
What part of the body was the cat? Did the
cat scratch my legs and part of my arm? Wow? Okay,
a furious feral feline?

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Right, How long have you been with Caroline. For Patrick,
it'll be yeah, wow that point, we just do what
she wants, and that's getting into the territory if you
get a pete together.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
You know, like, is there is there some bargaining we
could do, Patrick, Like Caroline gets her cat, Patrick, Yeah
there's something you want.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Patrick.

Speaker 8 (01:25:37):
Well, I offered we could get a puppy instead.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
So so much work, just have a cat, you know
what I mean? Like this so much work dogs? But
would you get a cat at the same time as
a puppy? I mean that couldn't be a compromise.

Speaker 10 (01:25:50):
But I'm still not going to live.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Here we go, I've got them cute.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
When a cat and a dog A be stide.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
What kind of dog is your existing dog?

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:25:58):
We don't have an existing dog.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
But why do you keep an existing dog? Keep thinking
they've got a dog? Got nothing dog? I had nothing?
Said she had a dog. You imagined a dog. I
imagined the dog, imagined a I fully invented a dog.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
Caroline wants a cat, not a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Doesn't have a dog. Is there any anything, beautiful, mind, except.

Speaker 10 (01:26:20):
She's open to a cat a dog.

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
We can get a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Maybe we should just try to convince you to get
a dog. We are the convinces as long as convincing
Caroline's let me just I can conference both of them together.
Caroline joins us. Now with Patrick, Caroline, would you open
into just getting a dog? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:26:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:26:46):
The cats are easy, they look after themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
My cat ship, Patrick, do you know never he's done
it himself?

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
His whole life is a living boy for as Patrick,
are you ready for the amount of dog poops you
have to pack up like you're their slave?

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Yeah? You're okay with that. Patrick. That must have been
really scary at that age to be scratched by chat
chip therapy. It makes sense. It makes sense. Oh, what
makes sense? Your body still remembers? That is chachipy giving
you any tips on the look at calm cat photos

(01:27:24):
and videos me in the same room as a very
calm cat, sit near a cat that is asleep or distracted,
and have brief control contact.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
What if I invited you Patrick and you Caroline over
to my house to spend some time with my cat,
and then Patrick, you'd be able to see the joy
that it would bring into your lune.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
You want to have a three way with Caroline and come.
She just has to six up everybody. You have no care.
I think we're convincing anyone of anything and part from
having very have a threesome. Al So, who can'ts lame?

(01:28:04):
It runs away when people come over to the house.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
It's skin and born and no one else. Yeah about
a flipper coin situation. He's it's a dog taels.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
That's a wild thing to do. This is a lifelong commitment,
by the way, Yeah it is. You shouldn't rush into pets. No,
I think just get both. Yeah, I think we agree,
just get one cat, one dog and then everyone's happy.
This is that's a big step. Yeah, why don't we
have a kid? Children taking care.

Speaker 8 (01:28:37):
Of that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
One?

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
What guinea peg? Dumb cheap die? You just rotate one? Okay,
session guinea peg.

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
I think the convinced this has been a great success.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
I don't think this has been a success at all.
Good luck with your guinea peato. I feel like we've
convinced you more to get a cat and dog or
to sleep with Haley the latter.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Probably it's crazy because Patrick said neither.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
It's not a threason anymore. It's just your.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
The z M Podcast Network.

Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
Play z m's flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Love the website. Is it Christmas? I always forget to
go on Christmas, but every other day it tells you, no,
it's Christmas. Why do you love this website? But you
forget it to Christmas? I know I forget on Christmas
because it's so obviously it is Christmas. Is it Christmas today? No,
it's not Christmas today. So it's good to know. It's
good to know it's not Christmas today. Well, there's a

(01:29:44):
Chinese app called are You Dead? And is it by
the people that do Is it Christmas? No, it's not,
but it's the same sort of thing. Okay, the question
you could quite easily answer. So once a day you'll
get a notification saying are you dead? And you tap
the button to say I'm alive, and it sends to
a trusted person to say, don't worry about sending a hey,

(01:30:04):
how are you just checking in text to God? That's
but do you know what this is actually like one
of the biggest apps in China right now. I went viral.
It's not like a joke kind of So China, and
I mean a lot of Asian countries had multi generational households,
you had the grandparents, you had the parents, you had
the kids, and the grandparents will look after the kids
or the adults worked and then when they became the grandparents,

(01:30:26):
they stayed at home. You know, That's how it worked.
But now there's over one hundred million single person homes
apartments and high rise towers and people who move away
from where they're from to work in the city and
they can't afford a big place, so they just get
a single So over one hundred million people are living
by themselves in China, right, and so then there is
a need to check in because if they're working and

(01:30:48):
going home and sleeping, no one's doing the regular checkings.
So if I was worried about Haley, I would just
send it a message on this app. Ah you did,
and they and she would reply normal life talking to you.
Wouldn't you just send a message saying, hey, you don't
send anything the apps is it's time for your daily
check in, I'm alive, and it sends it to your

(01:31:10):
trusted person who also has the app, right, and they
might have you as the same trusted person. So without
having to ye.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
I think I'm rest assured enough that I have enough
impact on people's lives that I wouldn't did fort no,
I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Two days max Max.

Speaker 5 (01:31:24):
Yeah, I think one day if it was during the week.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
If it's a week days, we have had to do
one welfare check on you haven't wear one welfare check.
That was fine. It like this is like the biggest
downloaded app in China at so like it's insane. Temporarily
it got temporarily removed from the app store because they
were worried about privacy and data security concerns, like women

(01:31:47):
would be logging on and saying I live alone reached
some creep would just have a list of all these
women who live alone. Also wild that it was called
are You Dead? Because you know, obviously that's dark and
Chinese traditional culture, it's a little bit of a taboo
subject death. Yeah, So they renaming the app and they're

(01:32:08):
gonna they're gonna get it back on there, and it's
going to have additional things like loneliness mental well being
facilities as well a little bit more but are you
dead Chicken, I'm not, I'm not, I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
Alive plays it ends flitch one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
My grandmother was a well known snorer. She would rattle
the streets of Darkaville.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
ID a flatmate where you could hear him down the hallway. Yeah,
so loud. Yeah, rumble.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
Then my mother, she's sort of developed into a bit
of a snorer, and I always have not. I don't
judge anyone, but I've always been very proud of the
fact that I don't snore.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
I don't think delightful. I'm on my back and it's
a low pillow. Yeah, apparently get a tight throat. I've
been trying stomach sleeping lately. How do you do it?
I love it so much? Or stomach side side? You
have a low pillow, It's got to be a low pillow.

(01:33:06):
It's a low pellow. Double pillow, and you double and
you're on your stomach a double pillow my stomach or side.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
But I'm trying not to side because I'm getting the
crapy chest the breasts that happens on the side and
they squeeze together all night. Oh yeah, I'm trying to
get a back sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
You'll get that fixed in Turkey.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
But yet, how much they can how much they can
pull that tie on the sternum.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
But the back sleep, Yeah, they might need to reform
the whole lot of Empire. Yeah, but the back sleep
would lead to far more snoring.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
Yeah, but even on my side, I have officially become
quite a snore. On your side, yeah, told me, not
only by my parents who like yesterday for example, we
were sitting on the couch and we were just talking
and I felt the pull of a sleep take me
and they couldn't hear them.

Speaker 5 (01:33:54):
Movie made you turn it up?

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
I was, how does this just happen?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
It's just it's just happened that my age but also
a lover informed man.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
Going to be a repeat, repeat visitor.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Well not anymore because when he left and he gave
me a kiss on the forehead and said, get a
sleep at your machine horn, I won't judge you get
a little seatpeper around your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
I mean, you don't want to be told that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
That's a brutal.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
That's brutal, I know, not like, hey, great night, sixy stuff.
Just get a sleep wraples sleep at me around your horn.

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a Basanci bag as well. If you enjoy that, give
us a writing and review and be sure to tell
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