Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 22nd 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM Podcast Network. This is for the Fleshwood
and Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Fletch Vaughn and Hailey Vaughn joining us from the Home
Daycare studio today.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
That's right, yes, good morning all.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm just getting my levels right. You're coming a little out, actually,
Fletch a little. Some would say borderline obnoxious, but well,
I'm actually this is the baseline we're at. We're at
the Master. Yeah, we're at the Masters studio. So you
adjust your level.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
You twist, you twist your knobs on and we'll we'll.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm at home, knobs are being twisted.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I'll bet the songs please.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Zim's Million Dollar Summer continues. Your chance at seven and
eight o'clock this morning to get in the draw to
be chosen the chosen one that can have a shot
at digging up that one million dollar cash prize. And
even if you miss that, you still walk home with
ten thousand dollars cash. So debate this morning seven o'clock
and eight o'clock. Also, this wild weather that is just

(01:05):
absolutely battering the country.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I said to my therapist yesterday, I said, I've had
a bit of a fun. Don't I think they can
help with the weather.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
No, no, no, no, no, no, Virginia, please no.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
But she was saying it's really getting people down. People
coming and be like, I don't know why I'm a mood.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
So it's this weather.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Good for business for her? I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're all depressed.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Great time to be a therapist. Yes, months of Virginia.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Whereas when it's sunning for like four months on end,
she's like, you know, nearing bankrupt.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. They got it. Sad a something seasonal
something depression, Yeah yeah they do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, it's like people that live in like London winter
and stuff and they don't see the sun flakes and.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
They get so it's like fake yeah, sunlight, Vitamin D
like wild.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, we're gonna chat to our friend Philip Duncan from
weather Watch after seven this morning, just on the latest.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I can't control the weather, but Philip might be able.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
He's got to wear the controlling machine, so we'll chat
to him. The top six worm coming up the election
has been announced. Yeah, the top six reasons why It's
November seventh is a bad election date. It's no good, guys.
The reasons are plentiful. But next, I've already been sent
this clip five thousand times, so you can you can
absolutely stop that.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Did my mum send this to you because she sent
it to me?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, she didn't like a few people that didn't send
it to me already. But I'll tell you next the
latest cow video and article that I'm getting sent a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
The Fletchborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Now I get seen cow videos. I get sent big videos.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I mean, I get sent lots of farming videos, Fletch
yourss cat stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I get sent kay to me. Yeah, yeah, I always
get sent Instagram messages. Owner Hailey doesn't check her dms.
Could you please pass us on to her?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
And I'm just like, oh, I had one of those
other Sprowl's personal executive assistant. I had one of those
the other day. Is Hailey doesn't read messages, just pass
this a loon.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I've actually been exceptional recently at reading messages. So if
I'm not reading a message, it's targeted and I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Like you, Well, the listeners know what we like and
they will send this and we love it.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
And I have been sent this video and it is
heck acute.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Veronica, the brown Swiss cow using a stick to scratch yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Is it a broom? So she uses a she can
use a broom and she uses a stick. She uses
a stick, but she when she uses a broom, she
scratches a different part of her body.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
She's very clever, right, And is this the first time
this has been witnessed?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, I think this is just.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The first time that the cows do stuff like this
all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Totally.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
I love it because my favorite is like the pandas
rubbing themselves against the tree, yes, or a grizzly beer
rubbing its back against the tree like yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, this is big news though, this is BBC evil
and this is this is animals using tools, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I found an article that said that, you know this
is just if you're around an animal, you'll see it
use a tool. And maybe just because people aren't around cows,
they don't see cows do this sort of stuff. And
they said, you know this, this is this cow using
a tool joins a long line of animals that use
tool like you know, see as use stones, Yes, and
they have.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
A little pouch. What do you than beavers use it
lit a woodsticks make their dams.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, the kind of eat the tree, don't they and
then push it into the thing.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
But they use it like little like their little trads
on the site.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, little trad little get them to get them a
v and a pie. I reckon it'd be impossible to
distinguish between the two.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Absolutely. In fact, maybe that's a money saving scheme here.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I reckon. The trick would be the beaver would turn
up and just get on with the job and not
have to nip away for a couple of hours to
work on another cashi. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Absolutely, you're a beaver. You're not even a trade What
do your.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Cows scratch themselves on? Because you've got them a little shelter.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
But your cows don't pack up a steck or a broom?
Do they as advanced as this cow you have? You
got dumb sounds, got a couple of dumb The tongue
on this cow, I mean it's a long pointy tongue.
Cows foams. We do have long tongues because that's how
they eat. They kind of wrap their tongue around the
grass and pull it out. People think cows chump, chump,
chomp the grass.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
They don't.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
They kind of pull it out with their tongue.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Is this is this cow going to go?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Sort of social media, you know, get lots of brand
ambassadorships now and get a page.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Or could do it some paid posts. The might of
ten shovels.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, brooms for any.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Reason, any anything with a long handle.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
But apparently eighteen years old, that's getting up there for
a cow, is it? They were saying that until now
they've only seen chimpanzees.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, here we go. I've got a list of other animals.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
So we've got We've got the odders using stones to
the large mollusks and open them. Chimps sharpen the end
of sticks to make spears and then they stabs. Sleeping
bush babies. Sleeping bush babies are those little things with
massive eyes.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I hate I hate them, got shanks. I hate the
animals other animals.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
New Caledonian crows fashion exquisite hooks from plant stems and
use them to extract larvae from logs. Okay, Polar bears
smack walruses over the head with rocks.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
They're club and seals.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It feels like they're already at an unfair advantage.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, to be fair, put down the rock and just
use your fists like a man.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, you're attacking.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Something that's main flingers too massive teeth just humans use
de walt, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
They do actually the yea. Yeah, Homo sapiens used to walk.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Occipuses apparently use stones and shells to throw at each other,
and c There's a type of bird that will pick
up burning sticks from wildfires and carry them and drop
them in another part of the forest with night fresh
fires and then feast on the animals that flee.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
What wild firehawk raptors.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
There's lots of examples of like but that's that's chaos.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Dangerous, Like these animals could take over its giving. It's
giving planet of the apes smarter soon can kill them
all and just become the planet's dominant species. I just
feel like we're so worried but AI and actually the
problem has been in front of us the whole time.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's cows with broomsticks and an AI animal that's it
does the.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Flech and Haley Begod.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
This is I think a great idea. If you've got
a lot of single friends in particular. But I think
you could do it two ways. I think you could
do that. So it's called bring a stranger night. It's
doing the rounds on TikTok at the moment as a
great way to spend an evening with friends. Okay, so
say it's the five.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Of us the show Yep.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, I would host a dinner party at my house.
I just think I've got the nicest dining table, do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
That's from eighteen hundreds. It's gorgeous. It nice to sit around,
and bora does make a wonderful dinner.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Guess the bora does really crumbles into the lasagnia quite nicely.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
So benches not individual chairs?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
No, no, no, no, no, the bench is gone.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Oh I lost the bench.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Oh cheers, We've got chairs.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Okay, that's good because when you want to go, when
you want to go closer to a table and ey
is like someone else needs to sit further away.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
No, no, no, I'm cheers. I'm strictly cheers.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'm okay, okay, thank you.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
No, I know, And you know what benches was a
five for a while. They do half cheers and half bench.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Cafe beer Fest, beer Vana are we eating at church?

Speaker 5 (08:18):
This is ridiculous, right, No, no, no, I'm into the cheers now.
So the five of us, I'll host the dinner party.
Each of us brings Basically I bring a plus one.
Yes you can, but the trick is they have to
be somewhat of a stranger to you. So this could
be this, it can be so I say, you can

(08:38):
do this either way. It could be you could bring
an interesting person that you've just met as of late.
You know, I got introduced to this person by one
person we've met once. I'm gonna bring them. They've got
a really interesting story to tell or something like that.
Or it can be someone newly single that you've just met.
We could all get together and like that could be
your first date.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Is this just invited to another swinger's party?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Because I've told you? But if you've got a like
tight group of friends or a good group of friends,
you're gonna like you're gonna know everyone they know, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Isn't this a movie? Wasn't this a movie?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Jennifer schmucks, Yes, yeah, yeah, we watched it the other day.
Actually it's still a funny movie. But this is more
like dating oriented. So It could be someone that you
like met on a train or something else, someone that
someone hooked you up with recently, and you bring them
to this dinner party. It's sort of like a funny,
low pressure thing. There's so much conversation flowing because no
one knows each other that well. Oh yeah, so you're

(09:33):
not like old friends having the same conversations over and over. Yeah,
so Carwen's bought herb stranger. Yeah, and I'm just getting
to know this stranger that I haven't heard their stories?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Right, But what if yours?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
You like, you're stranger and you bring them to this
dinner but then they hit it off with one of
your friends.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Great if it you wanted them.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
This would be good if like some of you were
single and some of your weren't.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Though, Yeah, I bought the dish I want to eat.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I brought this to the party. Everyone's eating my dish.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I got none of my pot luck.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
So you can use like you know how Bumble and
Tinder and that do the kind of like double dating thing.
Now you could do it that way as well, Like
you all kind of get on the air and match
and stuff, and they like keep it low key and
chill and everything.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
And I know, I.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Know people have done this in the past that they
they like to meet new people, so totally tell their
friends to bring someone the group doesn't know or someone interesting.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
And then it just makes for.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Either it could be a train wreck of a dinner,
or it could be or you could.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Literally meet your new like best friend ever. Yeah, this
is a great idea.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
And I genuinely think this is something that I could do.
The only thing is kind of all my parents love
me and it's around and Craig bring a stranger or.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Are they kind of like work in the kitchen and dining.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Pets on the tools?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Does that end? Podcast network?

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Heated Rivalry. I haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
It's the gay It's hockey, smart, horny hockey drama.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Which the women are loving at the moment.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
It literally dropped like ten days ago, and everyone's just
like six episodes given, and now we're like season two,
what's happening?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
But and now it season two is already underway.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
People very excited about what might happen. What's going to
happen to the main characters. Shane and you're earlier, you're
watching it, it's on your last some of the last yea,
I will watch it and I'll watch it a day, right,
you know, I'm.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
How many episodes? How long are the episodes?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Six?

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Six episodes? And how I think maybe reach Yeah, but
I'm more just.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Looking it up on IMDb. I'm saying, two apparently naked
men sitting atop each other of.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Dan dunlinness may shock you. It's super gay and it's
super horn Yeah. Yeah. One of the stars was talking
about how we spent most of his time on set
on his hands and knees.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
You know, oh my god, god what because he couldn't skate.
He was just learning to skate as the yeah year
yeah boom.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Slippery. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But these actors have gone from like nobody knew them.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
So they said it was really disarming, like they were
just like, what the hell Hudson Williams and Connor story.
They are the two that play the two leads the
game naked.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm just looking here, Hudson Wilson, Korean mother, Dutch Canadian
father Kilder.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, he's hot. They're both hot, which is why we
watch the show. Wouldn't work if they were Mengas.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
If they were Minga's absolutely wouldn't they.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Like watching Minga's makeout. Apparently not.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, it's not as hot, it's market it's not going
one view, and it's himself and it's just kicking the
video uploaded.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
But they're on to me. They know it's me.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Else could just go and watch it retire. They're like, same,
I P. We're not giving that any more than one view.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm sorry about that. So they were saying.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Hudson and Connor were saying that they had to learn
in thirty days what most actors learn over the course
of five years, basically like the time it generally takes
for a young actor to do a number of roles
and then become famous. Wow, And they were saying, and
within thirty days they went from zero to like a thousand.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, right, Well, I've just had a message through from
our friend Mike and homosexual homosexual heated rivalry gay mate.
No he's got a husband born.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Oh no, No, Mike is our gay. Here's his review
of Heated Rivalry. Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I will say it was effing shit right up until
the last ten minutes of the season, where I decided
it was okay.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Otherwise, it was quite a punishing watch what happens in
those last ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It is I've only seen harm I think I've seen
three or four reps.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
It's quite cheesy. I mean, of course, it's.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
These books, like these books are written to be easily digestible,
little kind of tacky things. Yeah, you know, I saw
The Housemaid last night. I'm going to talk about it later,
but it's like that kind of genre of book that
you know, they are easily digitable. This is an art Mike,
you know, this is a gay hockey porn.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
But these two the lead actors have just gone like
so famous.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
They said, like shot to success over the course of
thirty days, a complete like pressure cooker.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
And it's been like shocking for.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Them because I had loss of privacy, discomfort with paparazzi attention.
But usually like that would grow in your life a
period of time.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
A small movie and you get a little bit of
exposure to fame, and then you do another big movie
but you're a smaller role. These are just like who
are they boom? Because they were at the Emmys, right
and everybody producing a lot.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Of golden globes and Milan Fashion Week and that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, I just I just searched my name on porn
hab I'm broadcasting from home, so this is my computer.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I'm alone.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I got nervous. It ever been on porn on a
disk top? It looks different.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Can you search my name or that be sort of
damning evidence.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I searched my name nothing.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, because when they'll search your name and the people
will be like, oh, people are looking for this, so
they'll make it with a I.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Really like smatched. Well, the ats are out there, Haley.
They can do that.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
You deep fake me and to search your name or not?
Is that not what you want to I just think
the less I know, the better sitches search fleitchrob.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Something there, don't don't.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Someone the other day told me. I looked like, yeah,
you do.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
I was like, no, I don't, and they like showed
me and I was like, not really, but okay.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Please It from the Fletchforn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Well, it's been announced that November seven is going to
be the election day this year always a Saturday, always,
you know, later in the year. This was predicted by
many pundits that this this Saturday because it's as pretty
much as late as in the year as you can
go into people start getting too busy. Also, last time,
I feel like in every election more and more people

(16:17):
just vote early. It's so much easier. Do it at
the superman. You can do it at the supermarket at
the moment.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I like the I like the festivities of day me too.
I like the the the pomp and ceremony, no.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Little birds do it and guessing and being in the
line and guessing what the other people are voting, who the.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Other people are exercising my right as a citizen of
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
I love it. But yeah, I know you've done. You
did it early last time.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Because there's no lines. You just go and do it
and then it's done.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
What's a great social occasion? Right?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Well, I've got the top six reasons. November seven is
a bad election date number six on the list. Too
close to Christmas? Well, too close to Christmas?

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Is it? Though?

Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's too close to Christmas? Actually no, we're not going
to be in the departure lounge.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
We were getting ready to you know, check out for
the year.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I normally get in the departure lounge by August. Yeah,
I can't do as little work as possible.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, we come back from mid your break, and August
on is a painful slot. We've just got to get
to Christmas. Yeah, it's January, by the way, so let's
just not.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Get into that departure lounge now.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
If departure it, you're Easters.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I've got a hot cross bund in the oven right now,
just because you know that's how Easter are ready. I
am for Easter break number five on the list of
the top six reasons. November seven is a bad election date.
I'll be and I guess many people will be recovering
from fireworks burns. Oh yeah, actually, and they'll be fresh,
you joke, but they will be.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, people will be.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's hard to teck who you want to vote for
when your hands are burnt because you held too long
onto a Roman candle and exploded in your hands like
a bloody idiot. Well, you can hold that orange felt
marker in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's gotta be very careful you don't accidentally drop it
on David Seymour's box.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh shit.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Yeah, if you're dropping it from a site from a
from a height, you've got to aim for the right bar.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I just be careful not to drop anything on David
Simil's Box. Number four on the Last of the Top
Sex Reasons, November seven is.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
A bad election date.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
It's Lord's thirtieth birthday.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Lord is going to wait. You believe Lord is going
to be thirty on the election day this year. That's
w year. November seven is our Lord and Savior's birthday,
and she's gonna.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Be thirty when she was like sixteen.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Wow, that's crazy, okay. Number three on the last of
the Top Sex Reasons, November seven is a bad election date.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
It's I just checked the weather. It's still going to
be raining. It's just right, so we're going to likely
need snorkling gear.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Okay, it's not going to stop raining. It's not gonna
stop raining until until Christmas. It's great. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Number two on the last of the Top Sex Reasons,
November seventh's a bad election date. That in two and
twenty sixteen, November seven was the day that Leonard Cohen died,
you know, and it seems wrong. We should have all
been at home singing that Harla Lulia song that Okay
You're great. Reference for Great perfect A demographic of young
Yea The Lord one perfect, This one not.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
So perfect A legend, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
But terrible reference, carry on reference, almost making him come
up with another on the spot.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
You were strapping that one, come up with another one
Cohen Celebrations.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yes, no, number one of the lists of the type.
That's why that made it. That was as stretch as
it was. Yeah, you always, I always put the stretches
number two. Well, if you listen to the show, umber six,
number two is often a stretch.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
The street shouldn't be at number two. Street should be
at number four.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Number November seventh is Christian feast Day. Now that's a sitter.
You've missed that.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Because it'll be too busy, will be too.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Down to the boot. Yeah, because it's Christian. It's Christian
feast day. So number two on the list of the
top six reasons. November seven is about election day. It's
Christian feast day, so we'll be eating Christians.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
It will be too full. Oh I love the top
six yea and number one of the less of the
top sex reasons. The member seven is a bad election date.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's hugger beer day, so large hairy gay men will
be too busy being hugged.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
They won't be able to get to the election.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Arms will be pinned at this side.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Do you mean gay bears or beer beers like a fuzzy, furry,
rip your face off beers. Well, no, but you're still
describing both, ok yeah, true, No, okay, right, okay, all right, okay.
I hadn't considered the soft toy until now, and then

(20:33):
I'm reading it out loud. I assumed it was just
find a sort of a large hairy gay man again, right, okay, lovely?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
That is today's sop sex Does that.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
M podcast Needwork plays.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Well?

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Harry Styles announced that he's going to be making he's
dropping new music.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
And so it's Saturday, New zeal Time or late Friday,
or it might just come early maybe.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
No, but apparently he's been doing listening parties already because
we all have to wait like clubs, and he's been
doing some listening parties, just dropping them off to little locations.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
There's one coming up in London in a couple of hours.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Is one here did And people have been sharing online
their reaction their first response to the song.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
It's instee absolutely inside.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
It was like techno and like we belonged together.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
And I won't say too much. It was a little
dance booky song.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I could see it in a little club and needs
to be in the next heeded rivalry perfect.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Oh, my gosh, so good. I literally look like that
was like one of the best songs ever, one of
the best songs ever.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
So a lot of people are saying it's kind of
disco or seventies vibes.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
So then, well, we've been hunting for a little clippy
whippy of it, but we don't think that what we've
found is that. No, but if people a lot of
people were saying, like, it's not disco, it's like slow,
glittery seventies funk, and we're like.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
That's that's disco. Now it sounds like the beaches. Is
he doing the bees?

Speaker 5 (22:10):
I don't know if he's doing the beeches. But producer
car One, you said that your friend was privy to
a little pre listen my gosh.

Speaker 8 (22:19):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (22:19):
So she's in Sydney and they all raced down to
this What's Got venue that said that this is where
it was, and only like a certain amount of people
actually got selected, so all these fans lined up. She
got there, She's like, I'm not gonna make it whatever,
and then this lady came down.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
The line was like you, you're in.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Only hot people. I hate when that happens. What do
you hate when it happens?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Because I'm just going to clubs to declare, yeah, and
I wear white shoes.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
What did you?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
What did you wear the white shoes and those big buckles.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
On your Yeah, and I've got a gang tat.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
I maybe don't wear your patch? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
So what did your friends say to you?

Speaker 9 (23:03):
She loved it. She's a big hairy girl like me.
So I think sometimes when.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
You first be so hard on yourself.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
Believe me, but I think that, like all the time,
when we have a first lesson, we're gonna be a
little biased.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Right, We're gonna play the slaps, but I think it will.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
I have faith and I don't think he's going to
do us dirty.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
The last couple of albums have been incredible. He's had time,
you know, this is the thing. He's had enough time.

Speaker 10 (23:31):
Do you reckon when he's been running his marathons, he's
been listening to his.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Own new album, totally fine tuning and whatnot.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
All I'm saying is I said on this radio show
last year he needs to stop running around and running
around with girls and running to the studio and.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Look what he did. Do you think you've called this
album was?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I hear what you're saying, though, Carmen, and I say
this with love and respect to the Swift days, but
it is that thing when Taylor Swift dropped her new
album and everyone was really such a fan that they
tried to convince some stuff that it was like her
best album yet, but we know that it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Get into the logistics of the smear campaign that was
created by AO for her.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Nah, No, we don't have time. But I also think
that Harry won't let us down in this way.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
No, So Friday are the first listen of maybe late
Friday night.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Early Saturday one pm time?

Speaker 9 (24:24):
Okay, great on Saturday because it's Friday, because it's it's midnight,
but it's midnight turning into Friday.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Did you yes? Okay? All right?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Great if you like Carwan or a big hairy girl,
you get your ears ready for that song.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Podcast Network.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
Well, my therapist told me yesterday the reason I'm feeling
so depressed at the moment is because it's raining, and
then everyone is feeling this way and it's getting us
down because this should be our summer Philip Duncan from
where the watch joins us.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Philip, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Yeah, morning everyone. Yeah, we had a tropical low come
through and bringing all that tropical rain, the humidity, the wind.
Not everyone's had the heat, and now the low is
going to actually sit between the South Island and the
Chatham Islands right through until the start of next week,
and that placement is going to bring in more wind,
especially around the North Island, and a cold change coming

(25:17):
through starting tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
We're going into the weekends.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
So just chicking, Philip. It is summer, it is.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
And what I keep saying to people, I've said this
for the years. New Zealand is basically two mountainous islands
halfway between the Equator and Antarctica, so anything can happen.
We're not always like you know Australia where it's hot
for six months. We go into ups and downs all
the time, and it's all about high pressure and if
there's no high pressure around, we get stuff like this.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
So what are we looking at here? Another week or
so of yes kind of weather.

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Possibly through till the start of next week. The low
is actually getting deeper and stronger, and that's quite normal
when it transitions from being a tropical system to a
colder system. They deepen and they get bigger, and so
it's going to be around for a while east of
the country, and high pressure is out over Tasmania, Australia,
and so we're in the middle of it all the

(26:13):
squash zone, so we're not under the storm. We're in
between the storm and the next big high and that
makes it windy and colder in that setup.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
When this is bullshit, yeah, this is and complete bullshit.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
People are standing on their roofs in some parts of
the country waiting to be rescued.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's insane.

Speaker 8 (26:33):
The good news is.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Next week we do expect high pressure to come back
in again, so we will have summer where the returning
next week is also a heat wave in Australia and
by Wednesday Thursday, some of that warmth will hopefully find
its way over towards US.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Okay, so I've got one you reckon like seven more
days and then we might get to put our jandles back.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
On, and maybe earlier than that. I mean, it's it's
still around on Monday, but sort of around Tuesday. It
looks as though that's when it drops away. It's not
going to be entirely warm everywhere. If you're in the
southern part of the country, there could still be some
colder changes or cooler changes next week. But what we
do see going into February is more high pressure coming
into New Zealand. So we're not done with summer, but

(27:13):
it is one of those summers where it's just a
bit up and down, right, so.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
You reckon like long term, feb could be a lot
nicer and calmer.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
Yeah, except at the same time that I'm saying that,
here we go there. It was on the thirty first
of January. We expect high pressure over New Zealand, but
it's not a very powerful high and north of it,
up around Siege and Tonga, there's a tropical load. Now
IM not saying that's coming to us, but there's a
lot of energy in the tropics. There's a lot of
energy south of the country. But we do expect to

(27:41):
see more of these high pressure zones coming into New Zealand.
So summer is not over, but it's it's just a
little broken at the moment. I guess you could say broken.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Summer's broken. I'll repeat myself from an earliest statement. This
is bullshit.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Once.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
Your advice, Philip to those who still have kids at
home on the school for the school holidays that are
just sat inside in the.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Rain toopia too. I think.

Speaker 7 (28:06):
What I'm doing today, Yeah, I would buy a TV,
get a cheap TV and stick it in a room.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
And put in there with.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
I mean it is and it's it's an indoors a
few days ahead. But you know, they're still going to
be drier where they're coming in. And if you're in
the east or the very top of the country where
we've had some of the worst rain, we will see
some dryer weather coming in, but the wind is going
to be around and it might be just a little
bit colder, especially in the South Island going into tomorrow
and Saturday.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, that's a friend in the South and I had
a firelet not surprised.

Speaker 7 (28:38):
And you know we're seeing low temperatures coming through. There's
going to be a dustier snow on the mountains going
into the weekends.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
So I mean, it's not wild.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
But here's perspective a year ago this time a year
ago there were frosts and Southland, so we do get
these cold It's not it's not always hot hot hot
every single day forever and we do get cold changes,
but I hear you it is this stullshit.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Philip, Thank you so much for your insights.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, we did promise that we'll get you on when
we're celebrating nice weather, just that you don't look like
such a you know.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, yeah, but you're right when we should a nice
sunny stretch of wheather. Woulds get Philip and say thanks
for the nice sunshine and then just hang up little
boring interview.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
But yeah, yeah, what I tell boring over bullshit right now?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
For whether watch dot co dot said Philip Duncan, thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Play that ends Flesh One and Hailey.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Taylor swift eras documentary. I still haven't seen it, but
I would like to watch her. But you know, behind
the scenes look of that legendary tour and the Swifties
like they're just looking for everything, like what she wearing there?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
What lipstick did she put on there? What thing did
she do? What she eating? Was she drinking?

Speaker 5 (29:57):
They've spotted a bottle of wine that she was drinking
on the errors to her, it was.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
A bottle of some chatty by d Man. Okay, you
know white is it a red. Is it a bubble?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
She strikes me as a white, A white wine. Yeah,
not a sparkling, would it be. It's not a sav
do you reckon she'd be a sav drinker.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I think it's a white. I think it's a wine.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
I'm just looking at the picture of it right, Well,
yeah means white, so white wine. And it has it's
a forty dollars a bottle American, so we're talking that's
a hefty.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, that'd be what's sixty bucks? That's a nice wine for.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
A special occasion. And well, they've completely sold it out.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Because I think just do you think it's got a
gold sticker on it at the supermarket?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
And do you think it's one of the New World
Wine Awards?

Speaker 3 (30:45):
It could be, yeah, it could be.

Speaker 10 (30:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
So they've completely sold it out and they're calling it
Swift and nomics, which is when Taylor Swift says something's
good and we just buy it and it just goes boom.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
But also, was this just part of a rider in
the dressing room, like some tour company just went to
the super market, got a bottle and she's like, I'll
drink that because I said.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
I wanted I don't know why totally, Like she might
not even like it. But if I don't know, but
if you are Taylor Swift, of course, when you're having
a pre show wine, it's a sixty dollar bottle of wine. Yeah,
not fifteen dollars, no recadonna or a twenty five down
to fifteen or eighteen.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Oh my god, by the way, iconic behavior from your
mother worn. Yeah, when she had the Reckadonna.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I am mum pulled out at the beach at our
family holiday. She pulled out one of her final bottles
of nasty Rockadonna because she stopped piled it when they
said they weren't gonna make it anymore because they're not
making any sweet sparkling wine anymore.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
A and other brains, and she loves with Rockadonna.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
And she opened it and my it was vinegar, my
man like, and she's like, I think it's okay.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
And she took She was like it's fine. I was like,
please don't drink.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, six dollar bottles of wine. I meant to be
kipped for ten years.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Yeah, it doesn't get better with age, I'm telling you, no,
it does it. Well, I want to know what did
you buy, lovely listener, What did you buy because of
a celebrity, because you saw them wear it, you saw
them use.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
It, you s themset, you saw them on Instagram using
something or wearing some points.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
If you bought it and it was crap, it was
you know, rubbish.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Yeah, I mean there's gonna be a few that thought
that they were going to lose ten kgs by wrapping
a waist trainer around their waist because Kylie Jenna told
us to do it.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
You know. Yeah, it turns out you've got to stop
eating the pies.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
It's the pies, pies and the cakes and the ice cream.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, with the waist trainer.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, you've got to do the whole lot. Have I
bought something for sure?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Like, definitely. I mean I'll do it all the time.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
I'll see someone wear something like an influence and be like,
what are those shoes? What are those birds? Google image
search find that, buy that. Oh that's more expensive, but
I'm here now at de cart buy now shipping, so
you soon, yeah, and then you get it. You're like,
that was so knee jerk. Yeah, and I can't leave
how easily I can be influenced?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, Well that's why they call them influence. That's right,
isn't it.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Okay, in the day, I influenced many people towards a
hollow fresh box.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
You know, yeah, one video I did for them.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Okay, wait, one hundred dollars at evers our number or
you to give us a call. Now you can take
through nine six nine sex. What did you buy because
of a celebrity?

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Well, Taylor Swift has sold out of wine because people
saw her drink that wine in her documentary It's Cool Taylor.
Taylor economics, Taylor economics, because anything she touches turns to gold. Basically,
we want to buy what she has. I want to
know what you bought because of a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I'm struggling to think of something and a celebrity had
influenced me to buy. But then I remember those Doc
Martens I purchased because of Timothy Chall may Shall, Chalamagne, mammee.
And everyone always comments on those docks they roll because
the canvas dock, the canvas black. He canvas like Army
green ones. And he was going through like an airport
security and he just took a photo in the train

(33:59):
and I was like, it was a cool docs And
then his foot Timothy Shell. Mahs, he gives little foot.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
He gives little I was going to say, like he
gives like skinny white dude energy, you know, like whopping feet.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Well you're on wiki feet.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I'm sure he's five foot ten apparently a shoe size
of nine standard.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Standard.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I'm always jealous of people with size nine shoes because
like twelve and they just look like clown.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Shoes all the time.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
All right, yeah, but you know what that means. It
comes with other connotations. Big socks, massive socks. You do
a separate sockwash because your socks are so huge.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Elizabeth, Good morning, morning guys. How are we really good things?

Speaker 8 (34:41):
Now?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
What did you buy because of a celebrity?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Okay, so I did the whole jay Low Fair where
Jal was wearing big red baggy pants because she had
the most amazing figure she still does. I was in
my teenage years at Heights Girl, and I had to have.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
These read beggy jeans or beggy pants.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, and the only place that sold them was helen Stein's.
Now being female going into.

Speaker 10 (35:09):
Helen Stein's different, yes, but they only had a sides
large and.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
I was insistent I needed these red beggy pants.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
So my dad bought them and I would have been
a size four. And did you look like j Lo
in my eyes? I totally did?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yeah, wow, yeah right, Okay, we have any photos of
you in these large baggy pants?

Speaker 10 (35:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
No, no, no, burned or deleted?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, burn or deleted, Elizabeth, thank you. Some messages in
someone shopped from Courtney Kardashian's baby must have range. Don't
regret it all. My stroller is straight up a transformer.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
It sounds expensive, though it.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Does of Courtney Kardashians playing it.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Somebody said, I got neon because you like harping on
about the TV shows on a neon. Well, they do
have all the great shows because they've got all the
HBO stuff and influenced.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Watched The PET until midnight last night. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I've actually had a few messages because we talked earlier
in the week about the TV shows we were watching. Yeah,
a couple of messages from people say, what was that
show you were talking about? Yeah, the season two of
The PET is out one Best Drama, Best Actor, Best
Supporting Actor at the Emmys, and.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
You've got to watch The Cheer Company. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Also, just kurdos to you for managing to stop at midnight.
You know, midnight's that time where you're.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Like come here, Yeah, like one is basically midnight at
this point, am.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I going to feel the same?

Speaker 2 (36:42):
So The PET is a hard show to sleep after
because it's so insanely intense that you need a bit
of relaxation time before sleep.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Another message here. I'm fifty.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I love Love Island. I bought the Mooe movie sunglasses
for nine hundred dollars. The movie movie, The Mooe Movie.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
That's how it says.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah, how is it said? Yeah they got the eye
on there? Then it's not. It's not a Buli company.
Having walked through.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
A lot of airport duty free areas in the last
like month, I've seen a lot of new Mew mew.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
So are they back on something?

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Memuse never left.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I thought it left. Do you remember my mo had them?
Did you get some mois? I had the big ones?
They were very big sunglasses. Someone tells me these were
about Louise.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
They were absolute penis nine hundred bucks for you know.
They were from Thailand, Hayley, there were nine.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
No.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I was on very low income. I spent a lot
of money on those sunglasses. Than very much. Some of
them punched them.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Someone said that they bought the Savage because of Johnny Depp.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Oh, so he's still doing that campaign. I would have
thought they would have dropped that. I guess they paid
a lot of money. They're like, well, we've paid the money. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I bought an espresso capsules after I saw George Clooney
using them. You would though, wouldn't you anything? But then
brad Pet does the the other one doesn't he?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yea one wonder if that a little does he? I
wonder if.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
They're kind of coffee rivals Macona, No, does he does?
Griggs and Red Ribbons. Hello, I'm b brad Pet and
I drink bags coffee, drink fags roast.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
I went to London. Wait, is that still a coffee bread?
It is? Is it?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I would have they would have got rid of that name.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Or worse fags coffee filters.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Hello, I'm brad Pet, and when I wake up in
the morning, I drink fags.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It's two g's.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
I went to adress, had giant moonoo sunglasses. Okay, what
do you say? The mousunglasses almost give me a right
to use the F word. How do you Sir, I
saw Perry from Little Mexico to a hairdresser in London.
The priceless on the website looked reasonable, but some ended
up walking out with five hundred pound of oils. No,

(39:15):
when I was earning twenty five thousand pounds a year,
me had been on toast was consumed that month crawling
to pay day that is one thousand New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Yeah, that's absurd. I know women's heir is expensive, but.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Jesus, I bought a KKW liquid lipstick set?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Was that Kylie? Who was KKW? Who is kk darb?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Kylie kindle Walker?

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Karen Karen Karen, Karen Garrel, Krispy, kream Walkers, Kardashian.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
West, Yeah, can Cardassian West? Yeah, cream Walker. I don't
even wear makeup.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
They got thrown out in the most recent spring claim,
but at the time I was.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Very excited to receive that beij box.

Speaker 8 (39:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Got the influence influencing our ci celebs, aren't they.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
Someone bought the Ninja slash year after the hot Purple
weggle John was seen using it.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
We've got a ninja slashing, isn't it? Yeah? In fact,
we must invite ourselves over to yours anytime, So yeah,
anytime she slush Horizon.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Did the end podcast network plays that ends flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Well here I was missing summer, thinking that's a big
thing to deal with. I've just heard from my mother
who's recently returned to the country. Yeah, and their bloody
y got stolen from Hamilton Airport while they were away.

(40:37):
Let's bust some crimes.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
So they parked it did a park and ride, basically.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Long term parking. That's so cute, Haley that you think
Hamilton Airport needs a parking right now.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
I just realized it as I am, as I said it,
that is unnecessary.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
My mother received the following correspondence from Karen at Hamilton Airport.
It is it is with regret I advise you of
an incident that occurred in the early hour this morning,
the twenty first of January. Ford Courier ute license plate
DQT nine to eight, which we believe belongs to you,
have a stolen from our long long stay car park
b just taken. It's been reported to the police. It's

(41:13):
under investigation. Here's the reference number. The CCTV footage has
been collated and provided to the police.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Ah, you can contact them directly.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
I have a question, did they just leave the parking
ticket in the car or and like, did the robbers
have to pay the exit for the barrier arm or
did they just smash through it? Please? Questions that they
have answers to the first one. I'm assuming that my parents.
So they probably popped in the ash tray, as we
all do. Yeah, I pop it in the little cup
holder if I get a parking yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, same, I never take it with me, no, yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
So Dad's ute is a silver two thousand and six Ford.
I think it's called a utility in ltd our Ford Courier.
It's one of those ones with one and a half
doors flets.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
You've been in it.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I've been in it, remember I got it. I'm for
driving in the bus lane in it. And I wrote
to the to the people saying sorry, I'm a country bump.
And I was in town check where my addresses redistilled
and we got off and we got them. We pulled
one over the Auckland Council. I'll tell you what it
felt good.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Surely they have video footage right though the barrier are.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
They said they've got video footage. It's gone to the police.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Bart I'll find it.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Well, let's did this.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Just happen literally overnight tonight or last night last night?
This is wild in the early hours of yesterday morning.
They can't got stolen? This is wild? Ache like how
from an airport's audacious?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Audacious?

Speaker 2 (42:35):
What a great word? Are we putting out an ap B?
Put like they're doing on the rookie putting out an
app with an APB? Everybody in Hamilton right now, if
you're following a two thousand and six silver Ford Courier
flat deck because he's a farmer, it's a okay, oh yeah,
it's a timber flat dick.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
It's a timber flat dick. Yeah, okay, all right, love
some just message in Ford Courier old skill.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
But he's an old school boy. Here's an old school
he's a ford Man growing up. It's will we grow up?
Like I've always lived on the farm. My dad's been
a farmer as long as I've known him. He never
treated himself to a ute until like the kids have
left time.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
And now someone's nicked up and from themself to a ute.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And he said one ute and he said him the
other day, I said, Dad, you know I'm a northbor
Ford Ambassador.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I could upgrade this year. We could get an upgrade
on this ute. Yeah, what do I need to uprade?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Afford a two thousand and six Ford Courier for these
things will drive forever.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
And now someone's pinched it. Well, he is right, they
will drive forever, just with someone else, someone.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Else behind the wheel.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Because somebody said at Hamilton Airport, if the parking has prepaid,
the barrier opens itself, detecting the plate number. Oh so
it's just an absolute free for all there because they
want you to prepay the parking.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
And it's always cheaper when you prepay the park.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
It is economically it makes sense, right, Okay, Well, if
you're driving around now and the car in front of
you is a silver ute, a Ford ute, what's the
license plate worn? We're gonna need to call this in
DQT eight.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Think of like the quts quty. That's us, we are
the quty.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, dacious crimes.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's just just yeah, I can't believe it, Karen, if
you're listening, Karen, at Hamilton air we want we want
the video footage too, because we want to see this mongrel. Yeah,
we could face recognize, don't tree they don't release criminal
footage anymore anyone, because.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
It's all the privacy. They don't deserve privacy. I know
they don't deserve privacy.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
But a lot of places don't release the footage to
the public.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
But we want to lynch a form. This is unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Well, if you're driving around Hamilton and your see a
silver yout with that license blake or call it a QT. Yeah, absolutely,
because and he won't like a new yut. He'll take
so long to adjust.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
To its so large. Yeah, I know. Wow, I don't
like change.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Okay, Well, do we need to send flowers or something,
you know, like to the to the home.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I think we could send some flowers thinking of you.
Yes day, we'll send.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
The flowers, will arrivea courier and then they'll remember the
Ford courier and they'll get upset.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
The z M podcast Network play z m's Flesh Fororn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I call my parents babe, you know, I remember we could
were My whole family called each other babe, But in
general I'd prefer to them.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
As mum and dad.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Yeah, same mum and dad.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Mama sometimes, but babe and Vorn, your kids call you papa.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
August calls me papa and I call her baba, so
that's just ostre and alps.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Yes, pa, but like Papa, Mama, dad, mom, this sort
of classic parental names.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Producer Shannon, what do you call you mum and dad?

Speaker 11 (45:54):
Bev and call it?

Speaker 10 (45:57):
I cannot tell you when I stopped calling them man dad.
I think it was when I was about five or
six years old.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
It was very, very young.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
It is so wild, it's so formal.

Speaker 10 (46:07):
It was just because they're more they're my friends, and
I would always refer to them as their names Bev
and call it, well, his name is Colin, but I
call him colle and so much so that I was
at a friend's house when I was a kid and
I was like, oh, yeah, Bev and Collie are coming
to get me later, and she sat me down and said,
don't be.

Speaker 11 (46:21):
So disrespectful, like this is so rude of you.

Speaker 10 (46:24):
And she called my mum and was like, she's called
you Bev, and Bev's like, yeah, how lovely.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
She's my friend.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
I'm definitely in the nineties two thousand and eight, like
I remember my mum, but would be a ghast at
people that called their parents by their first name.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
What about what about your friend's parents. We always called
Missus Packett. I've known him my whole life.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Her name's gay. I can't call her that. I've got
to call him Missus Packett with Missus Peckett. None of you.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
None of my daughter's friends called me mister Smith. I'm like, no, no, no,
I'm vorn as such. Okay, yeah, right right, And.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
So you've done it from a young age. It's like
sometimes as a joke, I call my mum Patsy and Craig.

Speaker 10 (47:03):
No, it's just always they've just been my friends. Bev
and Collie.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
That's their title.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yeah, drink and Shannon drinking. Your parents had kids, and
and then we're just like, oh no.

Speaker 10 (47:13):
Probably, I mean, do you mean personally because I just
call it.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
We weren't ready for this. Let's just treat them like
little flatmates.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we like we hang out, we
party and like, you know, I started partying quite young
and drinking and all that.

Speaker 11 (47:29):
So I think, yeah, it was just like Bev and
Collie my friends.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
But maybe it's not that you call them by their name.
Maybe there's a nickname. Yeah, you call your parents, Like, what.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
What is it? That you call them.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Yeah, there's always like memu or MoMA or just an.
I want to know. I call my mum Helen because
I can't stand to Someone said, wow, okay Helen privileges.
Wow Okay, this isn't angry at them. They've gone full name.
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Well, this is what I want to know for you
this morning, Dolls idiom tax nine six nine six. What
do you call your parents? Producer Shannon calls her mom
by their first names, always has since she was.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
A little little girl.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
We want to know from you, what do you call
your parents? That's maybe a little bit off the beaten track. Yeah,
not just mum or dad.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Lots of messages, so many, some mean, some not. I
call my dad Gary when he's an idiot. His name's Jeff. Okay, Gary,
Don's for my mom. I'm guessing that's a Donner. She
just calls her dons, Okay, don We call dad roll
On when he puts when he looks like a roll
on deodorant, when he puts sunscreen on his head.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
He's right, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
My partner calls his parents Liz and Wazzer. Always has,
just called them by nicknames. Never called them mum and Dad.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
I love Mummy Darling and John Boy Mummy day. That's
curt Yeah Victorian, isn't it. Someone said, imagine the Christmas
Orphans ever calling mister Fletcher by his first name.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Oh no, they couldn't.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
Not dead.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
They literally re visited us.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I call my dad dead because he is Andy, Mummy.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Mummy, indeed, indeed New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
I'm New Zealand born Indian. I used to call my
dad Curry. I don't know if that's is racist.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
If you're doing it to your own dad and you
are descent, I think that's okay. We'll approve there. I
don't know go to approve it.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, my male parental unit is referred to as grumpy
by us kids and grump Dad by the grandkids.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Old man and old lady.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Yeah, that's a popular one about my dad.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
To somebody else, I'll say old manny in that everybody
like knew him.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
But if I'm talking to him, I call him Dad.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
But how are you going to feel when your kids
and their friends calling you old man Vaughan. I guess
you gotta live up to the name. And yeah, you
gotta be a grumby old man.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah, which I'm really looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Some other messages. And I call my parents Bubba and Dama.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Bubba, and Bubba's cute.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Bubba is cute. Um, somebody else calls their mother a birch.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
That's not very.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Nice, Motti. She might be, though she might be. We
don't know what she's done.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
She's quite for long for mum. How's that?

Speaker 10 (50:31):
Mu?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
T t I.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Musty okay, musty, no idea, but my sister started and
I just rolled with it without questions.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Right, Yeah, the mispronunciation as a baby. That's how lots
of grandparents get their names. Yes, it is my dad's
to his grandkids. And I had a gangy growing up
because that was what we could family.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Yeah, like move your tue.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
I do find it with I'm thirty and I still
call my mum mummy, which some people find strange.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
I had a friend that did that, Mummy British.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Do you find it weird unless you're British? It sounds weird, mummy, Mummy. No,
even that sounds weird, Mummy, it's too babyish.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I call my dad by his name Graham, which I
potentially shouldn't do because of this. On one or more
occasions we've been mistaken for a couple rather than a
father daughter.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
I call my dad Bampei Bampei.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Okay, it's kind of cute, but that's ass Is that
a mins pronouncing? Mispronunciation?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Cute thing that sticks?

Speaker 9 (51:27):
Right?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Marja and faja coming from iha. We call my mum
more and we call we call dad Powell more my dad.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
We call him Yogi because he's big and hairy and
he looks like he ate everything in the pick in
the basket.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
I call my seventy nine year old mum mootal I
have kids and I get called mea beer me beer me.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Beer is German for mummy. It's the Germans. Ah, that
wasn't What was that?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Our mum's name is Debbie.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
We call it freckles and Dad always calls it freckles
as well.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Well, that's cute.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Bampire is Welsh? Is that just messaging in bamps Welsh?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah? I call them dumb and mad. Just switch the
I call my.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Dad bigig and he calls me little leg. That's really cute.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
That's cute.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
My dad mold girl, and I called him mold dad.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah. My son called me bro once once.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
What's I can't believe you let that fly bring back smacking.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah. Stop, you know, did you read the chocolate one.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
My dad used to call his dad chocolate because he's
mildy and that was his nickname from the Air Force.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Problematic problematic.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, take a plematic that one problematic.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
Probably shouldn't have read that one out. No, you're allowed.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I just want to reiterate I am Maldi.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Oh yeah, if you see your fadite sign at the
site of the road, and as you see your fade
road shout up.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Said fifteen miles to a s.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
We really probably should maybe probably should actually record an intro.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
I realized that the musical bit loop. I thought you
were the one of the musical talent on the show.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I thought so turba.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Well one thing one's broadcasting from home today, so he
wasn't able to say that from his YouTube premium to
the Christians and family, Well, no, but we don't need
to credit the family plan because you're not.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
I'm using my plan and that's that's thanks to the
Hailey Sprawl Bank accout because I pay for my own premium.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, she's not leaching off some family she doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Excuse me, I know them. I'm part of their family.
Otherwise I'm on the YouTube premier family. Shannon, you've got
a hack for This is the first Shannon's Hack for
twenty twenty sacks.

Speaker 10 (54:12):
Yeah, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling inspired for the new year.
I'm feeling stars are mini?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Is anyone surprised we kept it going. It's still going
this segment four hours. Need to make up the content,
you know?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Do you know what it was on the chopping block?

Speaker 5 (54:27):
And then the big bosses said, hey, we're going to
chuck you on air for one more hour, and we said,
Shannon's Hack, Baby.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
We'll fill our gap anywhere anyway we can. Yeah, anyway. Yeah,
we love them.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Shannon. What's today's theme?

Speaker 11 (54:41):
A hotel hack?

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Amazing because I've been a hoteling around recently.

Speaker 11 (54:45):
Yeah, and we're hotelling this weekend.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
All of us were hit.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
We're sharing walls because Fletcher and I take umbradge at there.

Speaker 10 (54:53):
Maybe we could strategically like alternate the team.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Yeah, you chick in the like great news, guys, We've
got you all next to each other.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
No, that's not great us for anyone.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
I want to bring a plus one home, you know,
And I don't think Flitch, Norvorn, nor Shannon nor car
we need to hear that.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
I could hear the deep conversation.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Will have a night like no one wants to.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
You guys, do you're.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Hanging out with? It's crazy?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Left me just make that head board just a little
bit off the wall so I really can feel the vibration.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Get a rattle on.

Speaker 10 (55:31):
No a hotel hack today, Isn't it the worst? When
you're at a hotel and they've got really bad curtains
and they don't meet yes, And it happens every time
you're at a hotel. I don't know how they just managed.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
To se some hotels and people do this at the house.
They have the curtains on different they go, the curtain
goes behind the other curtains.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
I love when they do that. It's so genius.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
It's really smart.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
It's really smart.

Speaker 11 (55:54):
I love when they do that. But hotels tend not to.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
And I love Shannon about to Shannon's hack and I'm asked.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
No, or is she about to say what I've said
on the show like one hundred times in the.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Past probably, yeah, I think so he's going to say
when you see this.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I was like, Flitch has already said something about this before, but.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
You go, you go, I'm not going to rain on
your prayer yet.

Speaker 10 (56:15):
Okay, Well, I was at a hotel with my boyfriend
and he taught me this. So this isn't this is
a real hack he uses in the wild.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Man Hotel hotels a traveling wizard Petician.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
I'm sorry, because he is a wizard. Does this require
a cauldron in a wand because.

Speaker 11 (56:30):
I got a wizard.

Speaker 10 (56:32):
So what he does is get the pants hanger from
the water.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Literally so many times Ship start, oh no, yeah, no,
I mean it's a great hack. I'll give you that
because I do it all the time. The hack so
you get with.

Speaker 10 (56:48):
The little claws pants hanger and then you clip them.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Because Flitch has already told us, I just.

Speaker 11 (56:56):
Like, don't really listen to you that much.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Flinch gets five stars with that. Heck, thank you, Vaughan,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
It's five stars.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Mess five stars.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Fleets had so many times we've talked about it on
the show Previo it many times.

Speaker 11 (57:13):
You guys talk about a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
It's just like, okay, well, I want to do if
you if your hotel doesn't have the pants hager, because
not every hotel has a pants hanger.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
Go to a bitter hotel.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
If you're traveling a lot, you could take a couple
of pigs. I take a couple of pigs and then
because then you can hang up your washing. If you're
at an airbnb or something.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Flitch, that's another five stars for you.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Teen stars. Total hacks. Thank you, just hacks, thank you.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
I'm just on Rider, my chosen reliable news source of choice,
sicking only to the insid Herald.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
It's over the air.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Yeah, you've got it. You've got it.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
You've got it.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
A couple of arms.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Herald mentioned seamless KPIs tech tech. I've just got to
read it to look for hotel room hair, and there's
an abundance.

Speaker 11 (58:02):
I don't research, they search me.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
That flight attendant that said, because you know some people
put their stuff in a safe and they might forget
their passport, you put one of your shoes in there
that you're going to wear to the airport the next
day so that you don't forget it. Because you like,
where's my other's shoe? It's in the safe with my passport.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Well, this could be helpful for us if in the
odd odd you know, the off occasion that I bring
a plus one into my hotel room this weekend. If
someone nearby is making you a lot of is making
a lot of noise an adjacent room, phone their room
and say your reception, requesting them to turn it down.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
This is this is reception, as Jenny from Reception. Yeah,
we've just had a little bit of a noise complaint.
We just wondering if you might be able to keep
it down. And then I don't have to be like
Fletch raining on my parade. It's just like, can I come.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Then podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Fact of the Day, Day day day, do.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Do do doo doo.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Doo.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
It's the tongue work at Fact of the Day, and
today I want to talk about the human tongue, a
wonderful one of my favorite things that when we start
talking about you can't help but one in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah, too big and it feels really heavy tep in.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Again, I do genuinely think that my tongue is too
big for my mouth because I always get both rivets on.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
The side from my teeth.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Oh maybe you do have a bit. Oh yeah, it's
clear from biting down.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
I love a tongue chow. Do you guys love a
chew in the tongue?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Better than grinding your teeth.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Sometimes I'll burn my human tongue with hot ouch. Yeah,
you know, because I eat want to eat them real
quick about they're not cold enough?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Yeah, you want to blow on them? Sometimes? Carried away,
carried away there in the human tongue. What how many
muscles are in the human tow? Boom? You nailed it?
Did you know that? It was such a good There
was a really good I did that? Yeah, you totally did. Okay,
So there's the tongue is made.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Up of eight interwoven This is why I've been telling
you guys, I need to go on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Who wants to be a millionaire?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
You should?

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
You can sew thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Just guess your way. Just guess your way to a
way to a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Yeah, boom.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
So there's eight muscles, four intrinsic muscles. They changed the
shape like curling it, flattening it, pointing the tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Can you twist both ways?

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
No, that's a genetic thing. You can't heah, Yeah, I
can twist it up. I can't twist it down. Can
you do the thing where you twist it into three
clover all those people that can like tire cherry a
cheery stalk.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Yeah, that's like a genetic thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
So four intrinsic muscles that changed the shape, and four
extrinsic muscles which changed the position.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Four backside to side. Hmmm. All eight to be able
to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
So that lets our tongue do very complicated things.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Such as such as some examples.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Such as such as such as form speech, sounds, manipulate
food initially, swallow and clean your teeth, yeah yeah, and
detect texture and temperature. Just then I had to swallow,
and because I was thinking about my tongue, it didn't
want to do it. And it just does when I
don't have to think about it. And you can get
your way through a popsicle too, an ice.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Block, you hit an ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
No one likes to tooth of popsicle A No, I
know you ice cream. If you if you to tooth
or popsicle, you're a monster. Yeah, in fact, that's facts.
So you swallow up to two thousand times a day,
and every time it starts with the tongue. You think
about it next time you swallow, which you probably want
to do now with the tongue amazing. Try doing it

(01:01:52):
without it so amazing. It shapes the food. It shapes
the food. When we're eating, you think about you you
I'm true with the But the tongue shapes it and
gets it ready for the throat hoole. Then it pushes
it backwards down the swallowing reflex and hands off control
of the throat, and the throat takes it from there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Amazing. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
So if you don't, if your tongue fails, you're swallowing fails.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Yeah, right, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
So those people that lose their tongue cancer or the
medieval kind of thing or a mobster thing, how do
they swallow?

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
They can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
They just tilt their head back and go, I guess
it's you've got to eat marsh in water. I guess
got a marsh Do that until it falls down. So
today's fact of the day is the human tongue is
an intrinsically woven, miraculous combination of eight different muscles. Fact

(01:02:51):
of the day, day day, day, day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Do do dead Do dead?

Speaker 9 (01:03:01):
Do ye?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
The z M podcast network play z M's Flesh Worn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Us for a three twenty movie yesterday. It was so
rainy a movie at three twenty pm. Yeah, okay, yeah,
And it's so rainy at the moment, it's sort of
feeling a bit like a bit blue and a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Like there's nothing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
And I was in the general Saint Luke's area, and
I popped to Saint Luke's More and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
I had a little look around. I love just going
to a morning looking around, don't you worn?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
No, that's e I can't imagine anything worse the very
thing Vorn.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Hates thet I did.

Speaker 5 (01:03:42):
I had a lot of look around the shoppies. And
then I was on a date.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Okay, I was on a date. Wow, what wasn't a date?
Did the food caught and get a butter chicken combo?

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Okay, Well, let's okay, let's just get into this because
I wanted to talk about the movie and the etiquette.
But he was in the local area. Yeah, I was
in the local area.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
And then you know, we're just like sit alone, a
little kiss. Anyway, she's done a U turn on lovers Dead,
hasn't she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
It really feels like you've done a U turn on
Lovers Dead, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Anyway, so we had some Nando's, Little Nando's, Yeah, yum yum. Anyway,
I when I saw The Housemaid, which was not quite
what I expected it to be. You know, we're talking
about this yesterday and Matt Damon was saying that you
need to you need to explain, explain everything all the time.
Yet it was very much like that because parts of it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
But it's not a Netflix movie or it's going to be.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Has it got a cinema relate, it's a cinematic relation.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
Ok I'll say Amanda Seyfried and it is really really great,
and Sidney Sweeney is super hot?

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Is there? She's in the movie super hot?

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
And yeah, it's like it was a fun, enjoyable watch.
But here's my here's my issue. So I'm set at
the back right, the back in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Gross you we're on a movie dating set in the
back row? Like what you're fourteen?

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
So no, no, anyway, So then there's someone to the
right and she has a bag of chips and that's fine,
like you're allowed to bring in a bag of chips.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
I'm gonna do some folly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Okay, Okay, right, what do you just have a bag
of chips? Ready, you've got a shimber okay, a wrapper.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Okay. So she has a bag of chips and.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
She sits down and she does what we have all
have to do to get the bag of chips open. Right,
she's he opens it? Yeah, got it right? And then
movie starts.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
This was her for an hour twenty of the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Chip by Chap, Chip by chat by chip, Chip by Chip.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
I was like, listen, be Arch, take a handful, put
them on your lap, like this is what we do.
Wait for the loud.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Moments the bag open. It was slow, and what it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Told me was that she had it was no self
awareness of the noise that she was making, right, yeah,
no self awareness.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Are we talking a family bag of chips? Like a
big sheer packs?

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
It sounded like it wasn't a little one last No.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
It sounded like it was an endless jumbo pack of chips.
Just that's the whole film. I was losing my mind.
I started like doing that thing, was.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Leaning forth, looking right down the aisle. App doesn't clock me.
She was so invested in these chips, honestly, adro that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Would drive me crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
I'm just wondering if maybe because of our netflixes and
our knons and everything, that we're so at home all
the time that you know we can, we don't go
to the movies as often, and we forgot a movie etiquette.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
It reminds you shut.

Speaker 5 (01:06:48):
Up, grab a handful of chips, put them in your hand,
and eat them from there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
We're not we don't need to be constantly rustling from
the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Also, who's making a packet of chips or anything in
the movie? His last set long, I'll finish a bag
of maltesus by the end of the trailers. Yeah, I've
finished all my snacks by the time the first two
minutes of the movie's done.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
If that chop tops there is the opening, you know,
paramount logo or something around, I've been really selling on
it and it needs to be gobbled up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
Yeah, same, Like I didn't know whether to be so
annoyed because she was really ruining my movie watching experience
or impressed. Yeah, because the bag of chips lasted a
full hour twenty Yeah, the full curries stop rustling. Took
a full curry into that cinema once. That's St Luke
Cinema because it did say on it. It did say
on it, don't bring it outside food.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah, but as it's not outside. If it's a food
court that's inside, you haven't gone outside. You haven't picked
up that food, gone outside to then go inside. You've
been inside the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
So you've brought in a shami rama. What's the place?

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Yeah, the more curry plan that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
More's got a kmut. You could take in a tiny
kids bicycle. So someone's just anything and you wann't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Just cycle around watching the movie from your dry But
I didn't say no outside bikes, did it right?

Speaker 7 (01:08:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
I didn't see no outside food.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Someone's just messaged in asking if my irritation is menstrual
cycle related.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
On day twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
It could be weather related, which you are free of
a mentoral cycle, isn't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Yeah, that's horror. What did you think of the movie?
Out of ten? She said it was all right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
It's number three at the New Zealand box office behind
Zutopia to an Avatar.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Look, it's definitely a chick for It's a flick for
the chicks, is that is what I'll say? Some fun
moments and some overwritten moments, but I enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Wow, and I'd love to see this. I'd love to
see you make a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Well maybe you will. When's your movie? When's your movie
coming out?

Speaker 8 (01:08:52):
For?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
You're so good at writing movies. I can't say, but
when my movie does come out?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
None of that is m podcast Network plays ms flesh.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
Worn and Hailey Silly Little Pole.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
It is so silly, silly, silly that the simile still
today's silly Little Pole. Are you currently using weight loss drugs?
We're talking your wig o, these your Monjarro's zose. I see,

(01:09:37):
I see there. It's about to become pill form as well. Yeah,
like I think I read an article about the US
trialing or releasing pill pill form and the jib jab. Yeah,
because that's a problem. A lot of people don't want
to jab themselves. Yeah right, Well, are you currently using them?
Overwhelmingly people said no, Ninety three percent of people said no.

(01:09:59):
But the other options were yes and I'm open about it,
or yes and it's a secret. Now four percent of
people are using them but keeping them a secret, and
three percent are using them but are being open about it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
So there are a lot of people that are being
secretive about it. Interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
I suppose it's the stigma that like people go you know,
you know, you didn't really work for it. You know,
it's the easy way out, which I'm sure for people
it's not always.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
It's very complicated. So we've got some responses.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Emily said, Damn, I was expecting yes to be so
much higher. I'm on the second week of Monjarro and
it's been good so far. I'm so thankful I don't
have food noise and constant cravings.

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
The food noise is the big thing, people being like
all they thought about was food and then suddenly that's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Yeah, I was talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
I was talking to a friend about this last night
while we were enjoying an incredible dinner at one of
our favorite restaurants.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Yeah, it was like, you just wouldn't enjoy this. You
wouldn't like I went.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Home so full, Like we probably ordered a bit too much,
but like I was like, you just.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Wouldn't experience all that delicious food.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
You'd have a tiny bit and you'll be like, because
I've eaten, I've eaten with people on these jabs and
they don't eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
All I know they eat very lest I would miss
that same.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I know it's one of life's great joys. The problem,
it's the problem is what's got us here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Too much? Too much, Emily said. Everyone in the fitness
industry on the Gold Coast uses the new g l
P and then does that face. All right, But they're not.
They're not telling everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Fat doesn't eat a weight your muscle as well, Yeah
you've got to. You've got to calories.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Gluca gone like peptide. Is what g LP stands for.
Is that that's That's what they are. All of them
are that g g LPSY. It's a new one apparently,
and everyone on the Goldie is using it. It is
the only thing that has actually helped me lose the
weight and keep it off. I'm almost in my goal weight,
so I don't plan on staying on it too much longer.
It has helped me eat better and I don't snack

(01:11:55):
as much as they used to.

Speaker 7 (01:11:56):
Do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:56):
You say that thing with Oprah when she was like
the moment you come off it, though, she put all
the weight back on and was like, well, I'll just
gone on it forever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Well, she's just Oprah just said that. Oprah did has
Oprah said, she's just going to stand up forever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Yeah, so she was.

Speaker 5 (01:12:10):
She's been very open about it, and she did an
interview recently and was like, I tried it and came
off for a year, and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
She put on all of it back. So she just
swit back on it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Idele said, because everybody's an expert, that's why I'm keeping it,
keeping it quiet. I see the judgment and comments from
others about it being the easy way, but they don't
see the effort put in both food choices, exercising and
coping with the side effects. Twenty four kg's down to
the slow and steady rate of seventeen weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Seventeen weeks. Wow, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Mal said the opposite. I've been put on medication to
gain weight.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Oh, let's not that problem.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
You don't You don't you do see people who eat
but can't put on weight. Yeah, no, I know. I
know people like that. Yeah, and they've spoken about they
hate it because, yeah, they could be eating like so
much food and just they just want to be a
knock knock, whereas I'm like, wish I could have that
they don't have, right, like a juicy as and some
nice squishy thighs. I want that, Yeah, Alie said, I

(01:13:09):
went through a junior to health in twenty twenty five
and lost thirty kgs through eating less and moving my
body more regularly, only to have those zimpic allegations left front.
And I do love that it's an option for people,
but not everybody's on it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Remember how proud I was when someone accused me of
being on ozimpic last Yeares you realize it was a
really highlight of my ear.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
It was Abby said, I've been prescribed it to help
lose the last ten kg, so I'm eligible for publicly
funded IVF after losing a lot of weight myself without it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
If you have like a big motive like that, right,
you'll do whatever it takes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Yeah, shift that last ten I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
When I went to my doctor this time last year,
they gave me the option to take GLPS because of
my weight.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Oh wow, okay, the door was came forward. Doctor is
the doctor getting a Fiji trip? I think gets so
many people on they're on commercial sign up? Get some
commercial Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
I mean if it helps people and gets them into
a safe kind of weight.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
Just whatever you want to do with your own body.
You know, everyone's gonna have. As you say, everyone's an expert.
Everone's got their own opinion on it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Whither of your bot here?

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
That brings up a good point. I was, but had
to stop due to other health issues. I was open
about it when I was on it, because why should
you keep it a secret. You get drug help for
other issues. Yeah, yeah, mental health and various health problems,
so why not weight loss?

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Not yet, says Malam.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
I'm seeing a doctor next month, but I will be
keeping it a secret except for a husband and adult children.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
The thing is so people notice, so you can only
keep it secret for a certain amount of time.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Just because it's so fast.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
The yeah, I've got a PCOS I've got I've got
as a PCOS girly, which has helped it come more regularly.
I've lost twenty five kilograms so far.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Wow. Yeah for sure?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Right Okay, Well for solid little Pole today we said
are you currently using weight loss drugs? And Wong ninety
three percent of you aren't, four percent are and keeping
a secret three percent r and keeping it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
Quiet that m podcast work Clay z ends flesh wornon Hailey.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Well, if you're head to Instagram right now, you'll see that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
The International Comedy Fest has just announced some Gala news.
The Best Foods Comedy Garla every year has been in
Auckland and Wellington and this year gotten.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Finally, finally, I was always why don't they add christ Jubes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
So the Gala, which is always like the highlight four
minutes of each comedians.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
The whole festival four minutes like eighteen comedians this year
hosted by Die Hand with for God's sake, the Legend,
and just announced some people on the line up, including Hailey,
James Sprang.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Oh wow, and I believe ray Leary. We're going to
chat to comedian Raya Larry. Here's one of our favorites.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
He's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Soon on the show. But ye're adding christ Chuts as well.
So Auckland, Wellington christ Church for the Garla three nights in.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
A row, by the way, all the way sells out.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Yeah, So if you want tech an Info Comedy Festival
dot Coto n Z for the Garla, tickets sells out
real quick, so big quick.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
Ray Larry joining us soon.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Fleechhorn in Hailey's trial.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Well, it's our first week back on here this week
and we're going till ten o'clock and we're trialing some
new segments.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Yeah, today, have you liked any of the segments this week?

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
I've enjoyed them.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
I enjoyed one hundred dollars question. Yeah, that was nice.
That's probably my favorite one.

Speaker 10 (01:16:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
The Convinces was hard. It was hard to convince because
we had a cat.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
We didn't convince anyone of anything. Do we like the
fun we had with the people when we were playing
The Convinces?

Speaker 10 (01:16:23):
Me too?

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
I like just hanging out listeners? Okay, all right, well
we'll consider all of this.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
Well today I'm going to put something for for trial run.
It's it's quite self.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Serving, okay, and that feels old brand for me because
I have an issue. Yeah, every day that I go
into my local it's a supermarket esque, you know, it's
like a small what.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
We call those super rittes. No, but it's not a
super ret it's a food marketery. What would you call it?
Vorn talking about? Oh god, that's like Borough posh. Many supermarkets,
many supermarket but.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
It's a supermarket none the less.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
But it's because a supermarket is a market that's super This.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Is super expensive, but it's close to me it's like
on the edge of like where I live.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
We didn't say that word, sorry, brink, Sorry, you don't
say a supermarket is on the brink of where I live.
This supermarket, it's closest to.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
My house, is on the brink of where I live, okay, Right,
And every time I go in there, there is a
lovely young gentleman who is so lovely I've forgotten.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
His name, okay, but he knows me from.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
TV and radio, and whenever I walk in, he always says, hello, comedian,
and then he says to me, got a joke for
me today?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
And then I give him a joke. He gives me
a joke, and that's our interaction. It's very enjoyable, Okay,
But I'm saying to feel like this guy is going
to lose faith in me as a comedian because I
run out of jokes because I don't in my standard.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
But I'm not a one.

Speaker 5 (01:17:57):
Yeah yeah, But everyone always says that when the moment
you say I'm a comedian, they go give us a joke,
and I'm always dry.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Right, So my for trial week.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
I want a for trial run week, I want Hailey's
joke of the day text and right, now nine sex,
nine sex your best joke and it just has to
be why did they did it a little?

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Because they did it a little? Do those are the
kind of jokes I need? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Not a man walks into a bar with a horse
and a pony and he goes, that's too much.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
We have a quick interaction while I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
For just one line of jokes, kind of crack at
Christmas cracker jokes. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah okay, So send
those are nine six nine sex, and then what you
want to come back next and read out these jokes?

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, that's what I want.
I could just be the kind of feels like you
could have just googled a last of.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Hailey's joke of the day now because they're all lame online. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
I trust our listeners with my life, my comedy life,
and my real life.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Well, if you've got a favorite one line of joke,
send it through. Hailey needs your house. Nine sex, nine secks.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Are they coming through already?

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
They're funny?

Speaker 10 (01:19:00):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
This we're trying out new segments and today I don't
know this is a segment that will be ongoing, but
today we're doing Haley's joke of the day because I
go into my local supermarket and there is a gentleman there.
He asked me for a joke. He is his Hello comedian.
He got a joke today. I give him a joke,
he gives me one back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
We leave.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
So you need a last from our listeners. Okay, let's
just get into it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Okay, some great jokes, some great messages coming through.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Someone just ticks and do not read on here?

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Yeah, don't I read it? Definitely the idea of the segment.
Need these jokes on it far out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
They're coming in so much.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
Okay, hang on hekay, okay, okay, what do you call
a man?

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
What do you call a man with notions? Tony knee?
Technically it's the foot of the knee. What is Forrest
Gump's favorite pasta? Penno?

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
Like that one?

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
What did the farmers say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor? That's I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Maybe you're not saying it right. No, it's one of
those ones that's not really a joke.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Okay, how do you get how do you get Pikachu
on a bus?

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Pokemon? That really good? I like you should use that
one today.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
This one's really cute and it's also innocent. Why do
mice have such small balls? Why not many of them
know how to dance?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Small balls? Have a little formal dance. Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
And then and then yeah, and it's a thinking you know,
I could really hear you guys, really yeah, thinking about it?

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Yeah, Okay. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Something to do with trunks? No, because that's so good
at it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Okay? How much is a roof cost?

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
It's on the house. What do you call a.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Four foot psychic that's escaped from prison? What a small
medium at large?

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
That's favorite so far. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why to get to the other slide? Oh, that's a
bit rude, I'll say it anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Why a baby so hard to get out?

Speaker 8 (01:21:27):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Because he's screwed? That's pretty good. That's good. That's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
I used to have a hopeless addiction to hokey pokey,
but I turned it around and that's what it's all about.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
That's so good too. What did the giant aliens say?
Three eight f?

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
What I wan.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
One candle say to the other candle. Hey, are we
going out tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
Let's go?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
I like that's all right, that's all right. What did
the cannibal do after he dumb his girlfriend? He wiped
his butt?

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Oh my gosh, what's small pink and wrinkly?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
What does granddad have?

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Small pink and wrinkly?

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
Grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
What did baby corn say to mother corn? Where's popcorn? Cute?
Kind of cute? Why did divers fall backwards out of
the boat? And they fell forward? They'll fall into the boat?
Oh yeah, okay?

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
What's green and smells like pork?

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
I was like, I'm just getting into her.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
That's a classic, surely. Why did they what did they
call a beer with no teeth? A gummy beer? Yeah?
Would the grapes say? When it got stepped on?

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
It just let out a little wine? That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
I like that. What's brown and sticky? Stack? A stack?

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
But then you've got to follow it up with what's
brown and sticky and crawls up your leg? What a
homesick pooh? That's someone's pad?

Speaker 10 (01:23:25):
So good?

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Why can't you hide under a toadstill? Why? Because there
isn't mushroom?

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
Someone said from their seven year old a joke for
my joke of the day. What do you call a
bee that makes milk? What a booby?

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
A woman goes into a bookshop and asks the assistant
if they've got the book about men the man with
the World's Smallest penis, And the assistant says, no, it's
not in yet, And she said, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
A band drummer head triplets, three daughters, he called them,
and a one and a two and a three.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
That's pretty good, really good, great jokes here. What's the
difference between a dirty bus stop and and a lobster
with big boobs? What one's a crusty bus station and
the other's a busty gruss station. People are loving this.
I love it. I love it. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Okay, well you'll have to write those down, Haley. That's
at least what about four months worth of jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
Oh my god, honestly, I'm for.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
The guy at the supermarket. The guy at the supermarket,
he better be riddy. And that's giving me a lot
of laughs this morning, a lot of laughs. That's really.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Needwork. Play z Ms flesh Onorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Guys high school musical.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Is twenty years old today. Why did you pick the
worst song from High school Musical? Sort man?

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Excuse you?

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
So this is a future of high school musical? Two
is better than High School Musical? That's is that ridiculous?

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
You reckon cut.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
The girls are great, Carhen and Shannon are great.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Musical two is better?

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
Oh my god, High School Musical two is my favorite
by a long mile.

Speaker 11 (01:25:09):
Three for me, three all the way because you're young.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Did to three?

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
It's the best.

Speaker 11 (01:25:14):
It's got prom night and he looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
But which was the golf course?

Speaker 11 (01:25:19):
That's two.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Rules man, Sharpe shines, Hell.

Speaker 12 (01:25:23):
Yeah, it feels a right to be there with you.

Speaker 10 (01:25:34):
He's not even singing in this one, and now I
know he didn't start to the second.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Which is wild because if from Ken sang very well.

Speaker 10 (01:25:41):
Well he started to after yeah, but the first movie
he didn't sing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
It was true.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
This is the banger right, get your head in the
ge the basketballs Oh my god, a little like Foley
with the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Vanessa Hudgens turn thirty seven at the end of last
year and she's got two children.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Now that's so embarrassing. She's older than me. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
So this came out in two thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
I think this is why it passed me by because
it was peak emo. I I was not This would
have been way too poppy for me. It's actually not
an EMO character in any of these films.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
Which is insane.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
For two thousand and sex, that was peak MySpace time.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
They were going preppy.

Speaker 10 (01:26:24):
Yeah, we had the flamboyant Baker who they were just
like ambiguously saying, was flamboyant? You know? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's Honestly it's iconic.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
And I still think if you look at the careers
like Zachi from this is where he started, right, Vanessa
Hudgins as well, Yeah, and then as Shlee his stale.

Speaker 11 (01:26:42):
She was doing og Disney with like Sweet Life, a Zach.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
And Coach and all that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
But where's everyone else?

Speaker 11 (01:26:49):
A lot of them are on cameo, They pop up
on tiptoo.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Where are they now on cameo?

Speaker 12 (01:26:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:26:55):
Like a couple of them are like dance choreographers.

Speaker 10 (01:27:00):
Yeah, Coach Bolton's on cameo.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
How much is he chanting for a hello? How do
you know?

Speaker 11 (01:27:06):
But I think a lot more than you'd think.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Yeah, wow, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
So Zaki from would you'd definitely say has had the
biggest career because he went through and he did a
series of kind of poppy and then he needed haar
Spray and all that, and he need did that one
with Matthew Peerry, you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Know, seventeen again. So we did all those sort.

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
Of young credition shows and let's not forget and then
he did great and that's what I mean, and then
he kind of transitioned into films that were respected.

Speaker 10 (01:27:30):
Well, I've just found out how much Coach Bolton costs
on cameo.

Speaker 11 (01:27:34):
It's only fifty five dollars. Now, calmen, can we use
the stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Could ca?

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
Can we all just keep that as a note for
the girl's birthdays? Yeah, we'll get mar joint present cameo
Coach from high school musical. Well, that's just to make
you feel old today. Twenty years ago it was it was.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Released Claze, It ends Flesh One and Haley well Mere.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
Minutes ago, the New Zealand International Comedy Festival has announced
that the Gala, the Best Food Migula that kicks off
the entire festival, is not only coming to Auckland then
to Wellington. It is christ Church joining the Max hosted
by Dike Henwood. It kicks off the whole Festival in
May and in the lineup announced just now Hayley, James

(01:28:14):
Brown and of course Ray o'lary, who joins us.

Speaker 8 (01:28:17):
Hello, Ray, Hello Haley, so great to hear your voice. Yes,
so it's a selection for The've been on.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
The radio for a little bit, but I've joined Ray.

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
Franklin Vaughan, Get on, Ray.

Speaker 4 (01:28:36):
You're a molbs these days, aren't you.

Speaker 8 (01:28:38):
Yes, I am, Yes, it's so good to be called
to the Zion cooks his request boom boom power the black.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Actually boom power up for us.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
Do you want to do any shout outs? Ray while
you're waiting for your song to play?

Speaker 8 (01:28:53):
Absolutely, Haley sprowl. She's twenty three today.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
See good boy, you've got boom boom power ready to
go here? Here he goes, hang on, stand on, Ray,
here's your song. Yep, oh perfect has requested this is
my gem.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:14):
We miss you on these shows, but you're absolutely smashing
it over in Melbourne. To be fair, you're on Telly
all the bloody time, selling out shows, touring around.

Speaker 8 (01:29:22):
Yes, thank you. Think we've even done Telly to get
Rose here. It's been really wonderful. The Australia has really
embraced me. Oh man, that boom boom power is really
going hard. Yeah, I'm feeling so three thousand and eight
right now.

Speaker 5 (01:29:41):
Right, So, you're part of the Best Foods comedy lineup
hosted by Dihi Wood, which is going to be very legendary.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Have you got your four minutes prepared?

Speaker 8 (01:29:53):
You know what comes back to me? We've got this
tall may so it is coming together, it is coming
together the yeares I'm really excited. You know, Comedy Gala.
You got to say it's one of the best notes
of comedy in the country. I'm sure you'll agree.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
I do agree, I do it, gree it's a whole
bunch of like basically twenty comedians almost doing four minutes
of the best stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
And as we said this year, christ Church as well. Yeah, yeah,
Are you excited to do the gala down ch chair?

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:30:19):
Absolutely, the first time, Yes, it's well the first time
I've known I've been in christ just looking forward to that.
Not many people know this, but the reason why I
always wear my suit is so like from our clubs
in christ Church.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Yes, that's the name, that's right you Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
Exactly, I'm ready to go it all times, just in case.

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
So does this mean because you're doing the comedy Garla,
which we're talking about today, but does this mean that
you're going to be doing a new show and bringing
it our way?

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
Yes? Absolutely, yes, that's right. Well that's what the Comedy
Garla is for. It's the recognizes it's the it's the
first show kicking off the comedy festival season. And so yes,
I'll be bringing in a new show. I've got a
new show. It's called I Can See o'larry. Now the
ray has gone.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
Yes, that's brilliant. Good. I was about to suggest boom
boom power.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
But you've nailed that, Ray Larry, boom boom power. Can
you make boom boom power your walk on music?

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Perhaps? Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:31:19):
I think absolutely, Oh there you go. Yes boom boom
boom I conversated with perfect is absolutely Are.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
You going to be giving your because do you have
a new suit.

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
If you don't know Ray Larry, one google him and
let's watch some of his comedy because I'll say he's funny.
But wear's the same gray suit since basically started comedy.
But it's not the same. You've got an upgraded gray suit.

Speaker 8 (01:31:44):
Yes, I have had to get a new one there is.
I do still hold onto the original and I would
describe it as heavily soiled. Quite over there. For people
of the front Rose benefit, I've sort of had to
shout to a sort of a more more clean one.

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
Yeah, great, you do you want to have another cast
when you arrive.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
We've talked about this before.

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Ray, Larry and I made out once quite frantically on
the set, and I think the sparks blow.

Speaker 8 (01:32:17):
Yes, absolutely, It's actually the only reason I'm doing the
Comedy Guard. I'm thinking we're doing We're doing three shows, Awkward,
Wellington and Christ You're as far as I'm aware, that's
three kisses Foray, three.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Kisses Foray cases and.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
A fresh suit, heavily soil.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Well as mentioned Auckland, then Wellington then Christ You're just
the first, second and third of May kicks off the
whole Comedy Festival. Comedy Fist Wacota inzied for tickets, raise
on the line up. Ray, thank you so much for
chatting to us.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
And here's a free kiss for happy Yeah plaze it
ends flesh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
I believe you have some news from the brand new
christ Aquatics and day.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Yes, it's been open since December seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:33:03):
Is that what it's called the Aquatic center.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Aquatic Centre part of Coore Recreation and Sports Center is
exactly what I said. But yep, thirty three reported incidents
linked to the new hydrous lights. Now I've completely forgotten
about this. I remember the last time we visited Christ Chach.
I walked past and I was like, this is going
to be exciting. You could see the hydrous lights.

Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
We have to go on. We're going to church straight
after church, we'll go in and go. We're having a
cycle class. Is our church?

Speaker 5 (01:33:35):
Wait, and we know exactly why they're going to the
christ Church Lee's Mills, because they'll be the teens, right.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Christ Church Les Mills ten. But in Auckland Le's Mills three.

Speaker 5 (01:33:48):
Well, yesterday can we just pause side step? Yesterday we
were freaking two's man Les Mills.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Yesterday Auckland City was hot.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Oh we know why that is, guys, hi rocks. Everyone's
getting ready for it. Here Georgia one to talk to
you about high rocks. No, they were just crack men.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
There was Haley body fed.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
You know. I looked down at my watch and Haley
had sent me a message saying I want to lick
the neck of the person next to you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
And what did you say? Bad?

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
I didn't want to? Sorry his back, I said, excuse me, Haley,
I'm trying to do try sp pool down.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
Please leave me alone.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Shall I open up the chair?

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
No screenshot of Haley and put it online?

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Yeah, I reckon screenshot it. So.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Thirty three reported incidents since they opening on December seventeen,
twenty two of involved carts, seven to seven bruises, and
four incidents saw riders become stuck. Now were they're not
using mats? Why are people getting cut on a hydrid slides?
There's different there's there's five different slides.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Okay, I've got that. I've got the deal with them.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
The trap door slide where you stand on it and
the bottom drops.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Out, I'm not going on that one. I've got nick.
I'm doing it back. Guys, we did them at Barlieah
because of my shoulder. Oh, it would have been fine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
You've got to be at least one hundred and forty
centimeters tall and way between thirty five and one hundred
and twenty kgs Oh no.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
I just if I go away to thirty three.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
I can't even see it. I've been tredding thirty three made.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Tube slides where the writers use a raft. They have
to you can go on a raft.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
In these hydra slides are looking inflatable.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
There's the specific slides, okay for inflatables. Now there are
some called body slides, and the are the ones where
you don't have anything.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
It's just you raw dog in it. Okay, all right,
Well there's water, Yeah, there's water.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
So those are the ones where people tend to be
having the most most accidents.

Speaker 5 (01:35:44):
So apparently we just said a text and that you've
got a book for the hydroslides.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Well, let's get online.

Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
Who we are.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
It's probably just a it's probably something for now, you
know Simon Barnett, because he'll be the ip down.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
I'll say book question mark, Simon, me me, Simon.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Showing my friends. It's born in Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Yea, yeah, what's like a restaurant or something Saturday morning,
he'll be He'll be, okay, well get that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Get on there, Hailey. We've got a box. Have you
been at Georgia?

Speaker 10 (01:36:18):
No, I haven't been made have been since its epic
and what with the injuries and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
It sounds as it's just like it's just what happens.
They're fresh, they've got jewinery that yeah, they haven't had
people's but.

Speaker 10 (01:36:29):
Riding down the hylides, have the jewelery right like where
they can joined.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
Joy involved in the cary halfway down there, Georgia.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
It doesn't has windows and doors and the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Door because when people get stuck, they're going to open
it up and pull them out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Okay, guys, we're looking at eighteen dollars for aish.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
That's pretty good. Times are available.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Does anybody have a Community Service or Super Gold card,
because then we could.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Get that cheaper.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
I could get mums, get mum and dads in these
Patsy Brown, I want to go on the Hyder slide.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Book your one hour session one hour that now you'll
be over at.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
Least it's booked out. It's booked out on Sunday. There's
no bookings from now to Monday and a half. It
being sorry, but what what time do we have to
be an insurance because it's five pm.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Three thirty hosting our pre fed it is where it
fed it is, and know what about Saturday?

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
May think, Georgia, We've got dinner on Saturday, and we
don't let this is unbelieved.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
Should we just delay the flight coming home on Monday? Anything?
Monday morning.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
I'm telling you, I'm telling you we're going to have
to pull it. Do you know who we are?

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
I know we've never done it, but I think now
is the time. I honestly agree.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
You have to talk about this on the radio. Do
you know one of these?

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Well, maybe a family will pull out with gastrek or
diarrhea is hopefully.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
They pull out before they get there.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
I don't want to go down the slide and find
So it's twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Is there a tin on? Monkey tin? There's a tin on?
We could fit that in. We could fit that in,
we could do it ten.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
Well, only if the listeners are happy with us getting
off here at nine feet, we'll just play songs.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Oh yes, so here we go again. I'm going to
take over for you. Jumpin from Auckland. We know the
mayor's daughter. Do you reckon? We pull that string. I
was born in a rangy order. See see you later. Actually,
I don't have to stop you there. That's copyrighted.

Speaker 4 (01:38:24):
She's a very good friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
She's already sued me twice.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
If you could maybe get her to drop her lintigious action,
that would be a great.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Tell her I'll review her.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
Five stars if she does the same for this poem. Yeah,
and then she tells all her friends and.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
If you're listening, maybe give it give it five stars
as well. Play z ms Fletchborn and Haley

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