Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 23rd 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from Foley's Big Pond.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Thanks to animals making happy happened for Pitts. Good morning,
Welcome to the show, Fleet Vaughn and Haileywell Vourne. You
might not have noticed because you were making breakfast at
your home broadcasting from home today.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It is correct.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Harry Styles Hans just posted yep, just moments ago.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Sickens Well, don't leave me hanging.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
That man is coming down under baby.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
We're talking tour.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
We're talking a tour. We're talking a tour to.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
No, no, he's not Melvioyn Melbourne and Australia, Melbourn and Sydney.
Sorry in Australia, So Melbourne the twenty seventh and twenty
eighth and November at Marvel Stadium. That's a huge and
then the twelfth and thirteenth of December at a Core
Stadium in Sydney.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I will say, just going through this post recent him
to damn Yes special guest Rob Them and London special
guest Bam Damn. Let's go girls should wow.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Friend of the Show Shania.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Twain, that's incredible and this post is horny as hell.
It's it's making me feel the second.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Slide is like someone looking up Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
This official Instagram pages it at Harry Styles.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
So that is just absolutely insane.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I know mentioned here of the I mean I don't
know about the when the tickets go on sale, but yeah, crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
So December this year. Yeah, it's not a long way.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
If you're up early now and you're a Harry Styles fan,
you're getting the best book accommodation.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You get the best.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Accommodation to get the cheapest flights because they were about
to all go up in price. Get your ass on.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
The internet right now.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
So that's a begette between Melbourne at the end of
November and then Sidney two.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Weeks later, maybe seven a little holiday down under holiday,
I hope.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, lovely their time of year, lovely, but show as
a show. We want to go to taz MANI don't
we do tour tour coming up soon? Born The top.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Six, Yeah, the top six waste to get cockapor to.
As Shannon put it smash More, I thought that was
a disgusting way to speak about treasure.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Make fat is the.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Word that we use. Correct, The top six waste Harry
Styles More. You're not happy about Hart.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Not my favorite, not my favorite from the last seven.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Doesn't care that's her favorite, so's.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
At Sheen's favorite. We're going to start the hour with
Harry Styles with this bag announcement nixt on the show though,
for the true crime girlies, Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, you're gonna love this. Is a restaurant and Ohio
that's doing something that will delight.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
He plays it ends Flitch and Haley.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
As a restaurant opening in Ohio that is called the
Final Meal, and the true crime gowns will love this.
I don't know why I've always been obsessed with this
notion as well, because the Final Meal will serve basically
the final meals of people that have been put to
death for death for their crimes. And I love those

(03:20):
like infra granted, I love those like you know, like
people will make them and take a photo of them
and you're like, this is what I.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Was going to say, Well, most of these just be
like Big Mac or like McDonald's Uber eats. But do
they have to have it prepared in the prison? Not?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yes, they have to have it prepared in the prison.
I think for most places.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I thought I thought that was always a weird thing.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
I this person has done something so horrendous that they're
going to be put to death for it, but will
give them anything they want for.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Their last meal.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I know, it's wild. We would be stopping that in
the States. I think it was.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I remember reading about that that they were like not
going to be doing that anymore, or at least in
some stuis Like it feels like they should have stopped it. Yeah,
like you just eat whatever you're given to.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
So here's okay. So in Texas they were stopped in
twenty eleven. Yeah, right after an inmate ordered a large,
expensive meal and didn't eat it, and that led to
a policy change where inmates now receive standard prison food
for their final meal.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I mean, if you a murderer ruins it for the
rest of us, I know, but you would, right, if
you're about to be put to death, I'd absolutely.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Take the purse. I'm out.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
So here's some of the things you can get. You
can get the John Wayne Gacy. Okay, that's chicken wings, strawberries,
fried shrimp, and French fries.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
See, I'd get that, terrible man. Can I have the
John Wayne Terrible human?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
But I'd eat that.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
You can get the Ted Bundy that's a parmesan steak,
loaded steak, fries, a chicken PARMEI well, no, like a
steak PARMI like a bee.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh right, okay, yeah, so was there technically a snetzel
or is it a thicker than a snetzel?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Well, they have seid steak. Yeah, I know, I'm unsure
by that. Eileen Warnos. Of course, she got a cup
of black coffee and a cheesy bee, a cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Cheeseburger.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Was she the one that Charlie they're on portrayed the
year killed her?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
All those guys terrible life. I'm not I'm not ever
king what she did. She made it a lot of
people and didn't need to. But you know she had
a rough time. You can get a Carol Chessman, I
don't know who that is, a kidnapper, robber and really
bad person. You had a toasted ham and cheese sandwich
and a bottle of coke if you get the Timothy McVie.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
They the Uni bomber.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah yeah, two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
There was to go right three when you were getting electrocuted,
especially if you had a little bit of a lactose intolerance. Yeah. God.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
You can also order signature cocktails named after you know,
sort of. You can get the Helter Seltzer, named after
Charles Manson, of course.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, that's quite a good little name, Helter Seltzer.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
There's an embalming fluid drink which is lime Seltzer strawberry
syrup and a stab of lemonade.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
And there's a cocktail inspired by iphas infamous murder victim
Elizabeth Short, boasting lime, pomegranate and BlackBerry, joice tonic water
and lavender syrup.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's called the Black Dahlia.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Wow. Okay wow.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Or you can get the Pogo Punch, inspired by Gaycy
because he was the children's party clown.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Dark. This is dark, so dark the fun.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Also, they serve their cocktails in like fake human scouts.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, she's getting a bit darker.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
This is opening in April, by the way, So okay.
To our podcast listeners, if you're in the Ohio region.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Were you are, you're traveling to Ohio over at any
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Speaker 6 (06:43):
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I was worried that I'd start talking.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
To get cocker port to as Shannon, but it's smash more.

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Speaker 3 (09:03):
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in real life, a cockle pa and it's.

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It's a little fatty. You have to you went to
the island, didn't you.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
I went to Anchor Island in the South Island. A
wonderful experience, once in a lifetime opportunity, unless, of course,
you work for Doc and A specializing on cuckupaul then
like this is your job. It's a once it sort
of weekday opportunity.

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But it was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
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yearn dwelling fatties. So they could get on a on
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Imagine hearing that through the native New Zealand bush just
bouting out through it. Get each one of you boom,
I reckon.

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Speaker 5 (10:24):
Six ways to get cuckup or more sexually active. I
reckon get them a nice little Pacific Island holiday. You know,
when you're on holiday, you're kind of like horny.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
A bit more.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
You do well, you know, but then you have the
breakfast buffet and theft, and then and then it's up
to degree and then nobody wants to do anything when
maybe and you've gone to see a tempoole that day,
so it all feels very unholy at that point.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, yeah, with yourself ra between the size.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
And then before you know it, you're going home and
you haven't done it. You even done it?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, you say tomorrow though, you'll get you in the morning.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
And then last holiday, you always wake up with a
bit of a rumbling garts, so you don't run the
wrong in that situation. Okay, maybe that's not the best solution.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Stop six plays it ends flit Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
This is I don't know why this really tickled me.
I don't know if I've ever seen any of these
in the world. Okay, the Hamilton thing. You know, a
roundabouts around about?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
New Zealand loves a roundabout, is it?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Except no, Blenham finally got a couple of roundabouts, right
because remember they never had a round traffic lights. Oh no,
they didn't have traffic lights exclusively around about they Yeah,
they were loved a roundabout, but not traffic lights.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Right.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Well, work is about to start next month at a
Hamilton intersection, and Hamilton is getting a peanut about a
peanut about a peanut about peanut about plant. They're like
two roundabouts kind of next to each other, and it's
like it's like you know sometimes when you get a
bag of jelly beans and the beans too class to

(12:01):
the other jelly bean and it merges together.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
It's because like roads aren't all going right into each other,
so they kind of needed to connect.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Bigger, right, isn't it. It's kind of like a anate.
I know exactly where I've just googled. I know exactly
where this is going, do you yeah? Moren Hill Road, yeah,
Marching Road and Silverdale. Yeah, so I'm very familiar with
the it's called a peanut about. They couldn't have one
big roundabout because the roads aren't like straight into each other.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, that's what I mean, like they do. It's not
like a cross so.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
You couldn't build a basin reserve type roundabout because there's
not the space the nish.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
But how cool this is. It's a peanut about.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's pretty neat.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I don't think there's a peanut I've never seen a
peanut about.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I don't think I've actually driven through a peanut about.
Where you would go, you'd come into it and they
go lee wi you.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Someone on one of the comments Sam said it looks
like a woman's sanitary pad.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
It should have been called a librab about. It does
look like a pair.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
It does look like for sure, that's.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Going to be its nickname. Now the pair the libra. Yeah,
there the libra section.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Because all the little roads that go off those are
the wings, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
They are?

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Well, this is huge news for Hamilton, fantastic news. Could
this be New Zealand's first peanut about.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I feel there are some different because no, I'm not
talking I've seen two roundabouts close to each other, but
this is not too roundabouts.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
This is a peanut about.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's connected because in the skin, but in the middle
there's no road off of it.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
No, it's quite special. It's actually quite special.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
This is yet another reason to go to Hamilton.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
And it's just down the road from Hamilton Gardens to
that peanut about. You could probably squeeze that in on
the way. Well, that's the first reason to go.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
They should put a giant wheelbarrow and giant door on
this peanut about sized.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
What's going to go on the inside of the peanut
about because it's a bit plain in this year.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
The artist's rendition just looks like gravel. Yeah, because this
is what annoys me though, Like peanuts, pea nutshells. They should,
Oh my god, they're fantastic.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Well, the cars of Peanuts, Snoopy and Charlie Brown and stuff.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Because I hate it when they plant a garden in
there or something but they don't maintain it.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Are you thinking about that big round about our boy
our place.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes, it's.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
We get there because they don't think about it because
they can't get to the middle because it's so many cars, so.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Many cars rattling about it. The mola can't.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Get in the middle, but get to the weed.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
So I think sort of a weed mat yes, weed
mate it down? Yeah, put down in a little bit
of something under some kind of underlay and pean peanut
showers because it's a peanut about, it's a put about.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I wonder if the peanut shells might attract rat But okay,
so the rats ran out to get the peanut shows,
they get run over by the cars. We're gonna we've
got a pest control as well. It sounds call it
rad island.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
You know, it's just really we're really developing this for
hamiltonwork now.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Selena gome is that a collab with Oreo. They released
the Selena gome is Oreo cookie and it was basically
an Oreo except the there was a cinnamon aspect to it.
Big fan of cinnamon over here. I'm not I don't
think I ever tried them.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I didn't try them.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I'm not. No. I have tried the when they've got
an extra thick icing because to me, Oreos have too
much biscuit and enough icey.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
But there's two biscuits one icing. Yeah, yeah, what were
the ones we had growing up?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Cream Cream cream is the same problem, same problem, the problem,
but delicious, delicious. You'd almost ripped the top of a
cameo cream, chuck that away and then just eat the
icing in one biscuit. I'd rip the.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Top off raw biscuit it and be like and then no,
I was going to have a perfect max with the second.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Back, kind of like when you wrap off it like
a cupcake with the icing on top of one, then
you've got half the base. Yeah. Yeah, what I was.
If I'm feeling particularly adventurous with an Oreo or a
Cameo cream, I'll peel the top one off, set that aside,
then use my teeth to scrape all the icing straight
into my mouth. Yeah, and then raw dog two biscuits. Well,

(16:00):
I meanted, I saw the the Cadward Cream Egg Oreo
co Lab when you were saying this was the Selena
Gomes was the best Orio.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
This is my favorite Orion. And every time I see
them at the supermarket they're on sale for real cheap.
Obviously I'm the only one. But what's fine?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Was it not a limited run?

Speaker 7 (16:18):
It's a I thought it was a limited run, but
maybe we just didn't buy them in New.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Zeald it's giving, it's giving big ship them to New
Zealand and sell them.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
There was also this thing of like if you got
there was like some like Oreos that had special little
logos on them, and if you hovered your phone over
it, it played a song.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Have you tried the new Big You two in our iPods?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
You know?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
There's some cream Egg oreos. I tried them this way
actually just said that, But you've tried them? Yeah? But enough?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, double stuffed? What's making what makes them? Cream egg?
You know what? If I was blindfolded, I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Know that because to me, when I think of the
inside of a cream egg, it's just so quite Oreo, Like, yeah,
it's just so good.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Just what yeah, yeah, but it's young.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Can wait? Are we're talking a creamig that's got Oreo insider?
Are we talking Oreo that's got a cream egg oreos?
You know, there's both, you know there's both. What there's
an Oreo Cabri cream egg which said they wait, they've
done a co lamp for both, sort of like one
with the other. I'm looking here on the Woolies website.
It's only a dollar twenty five for a pack of

(17:22):
those Oreo double stuff cream Egg Oreos.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Well, that feels like a really good price.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
That's why they so cheap. I got like five, I
got five Golden Kiwi fruits the other day. I'm not
even going to tell you how much they cost. I
could have got like literally packets and packets of oreos.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
You should have got oreos. I think they have a
very similar effect on the body.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Well, the Seleni gome is oreos. Whether we're buying them
or not, there there is a new use for them.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Ship them on down because Predator Free in New Zealand
has an article about how the scientists that Bioeconomy Science
Institute are investigating how to get rid of the one.
The last one percent of it is that it's significantly smarter.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'm talking your possums. I'm talking your Norwegian ship rats.
And you can tell the Norwegian because they're eating cold
sardines and stuff most of the time.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
And cheese, sort of cheese slices, Swiss cheese slaes.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, they're tall. They're tall and blonde and they're too
smart for a trap. They studied this particular area and
they managed to using traditional baits, they managed to get
them in and they put their head in the trap
bank they dead. But there was these ones and they
had them on the trail cams that were circling around.
They'd come and they'd look and they'd sniff around and
that scratch. They wouldn't put their head in the traps

(18:34):
until Selena Gomes Oreo biscuits were put in there. Do
you think they were just the people that were setting
the traps were had run out of bait and they
snacks of Seleni Gomez. Yeah, and they had Selena Gomes
Areos left, so they're like, well, a couple of those.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
And I always do this when I'm sitting the traps
around my house. I'll put apple and I'll put it
in a container and sprinkle it with cinnamon and shake
it round because apparently the cinnamon smell draws them in.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
The possums, right, I love.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
It, the smell o.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
The possums aware of how good cinnamon is for your hormones.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Hormones.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
When they get the cinnamon, Haley, it's only split second
before their necks broken, right, So.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
That's not great for the hormone.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Selena Gomes is aware that her product is being used
to trap. Does she want to be you know people
were saying, please tell me at Selena Gomes has seen
the story.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I don't think she wants to be associated with outside
of New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Everyone's like, are so cute, They're very soft. Yeah, but
they're just people don't understand there's such a piece here.
They really guess what they're mixing Selena gome Is cookies with. Ah,
they're not just raw dogging it.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
They are, but they.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Are trying some different things. What and fetamines, the possums addicted.
It's just sweet Oreo biscuits and crack Selena copeys his
crack myth Oreos.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, now that's a co lamb. I did not see.

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Speaker 8 (20:13):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly Little pool
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Speaker 3 (20:25):
Today's silly little pole.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
At a concert, is it okay to stand when you
have a seated ticket?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I'm thinking Spark Arena here. Yeah, you're not on the floor,
you're up in the bleachers.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
You know, the cracker song comes on that everyone likes,
and so everybody stands up. All the first song comes
on and everyone stands up, and you're like, well, I
guess we're standing for the whole show.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
I got told off once at Mount Smart Stadium. I
was watching the Eagles with my mum and to what
Hotel California came on? You wanna keep my ass on
a sleep?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh, you're to get up to that. You gotta get
up to that.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
We got up and the security came over and they said,
sit down.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
You're in a seat. You know you're in a seated ticket.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
The security came over security just because brows a couple
of poles.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Concerts, everybody's like probably a bit more of a sitting crown.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
People slightly more immobile. But no, the people around us
rioted an allster.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yeah right, good good.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
But you always see it, you guys fought back against authority.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You show your authority.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yeah, but you think you always see it at concerts, right,
pop concerts, people get up off.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
And see some people get upset. But I mean it
just is what it is. If everyone's standing, you're just standing,
aren't you.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's awkward to boogie in a scene. Yeah, sometimes though
you just want to sit.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Yeah, sometimes you do just want to You just said
it might be a concert where you only like a
couple of songs. Yeah, you know, you don't want to
stand for the ship, so you're liking a couple of songs.
With kids. If you've just been blocked, then yeah that's fair. Yeah,
well done at a concert? Is okay to stand when
you have a seated ticket?

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Sixty five percent of people said yes, but thirty five
percent of people said no.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Okay, okay, Well this will be an issue with the
Harry Styles shows because Marvel and Melbourne and a Core
in Sydney, the Course Stadium in Sydney, all of those
are big arenas with what's the core? Is a core
the hotel people or a core of an Apple might
be an Apple core stadium?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's it's either one of those two.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Whereabouts in Sydney as has it had a previous name
like yeah, god didn't get redone.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
It's by the big events thing that the movies were
at Born that we went to there around there play
do they play sports there? Is it a sports? Yeah? Stadium,
it's a normal stadium.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Why is the concept of a stadium suddenly baffling you
this morning?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
But I know, like the Marvel one, they play the
rugby league there and that they.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Do a lot of flu as a what league team
would bring? Okay, well, maybe just maybe get up with
your corporate sponsorship of Australian stadiums.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Actually I still call it ericson Stadium.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah, ericson Stadium. I call it Whispec Stadium.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I call it the message apparently a Bob Dylan concert
security we're telling everyone to sit down, and Bob told
the audience to stand up, so he won.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Well, you do what Bob says, get on your feet.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
That's Bob's cordin't it?

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
So some messages and Amy said, if you can't physically
stand up for a long time, it's the seat that
you purchased. Then the person in front of you is
blocking you the whole time.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
That's true if you've got a seated seat for a reason,
not just because if.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
You can't stand and you're in the middle, what are
you going to ask everybody in front of you to
sit down like you can't? What is the deal with
because I've never purchased obviously I'm not in a wheelchair
or you know physically, you known, rubbing his able bodiness
way to way to brag that you can walk. Bro's

(23:48):
showing us.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
His feet, showed my legs.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
When you can you buy specifically for you just buy
a g A and on the day when you turn
up salt, because you know, sometimes you go to buy
tickets and there aren't any left, but those ones are left,
and you're like.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
You can't just snab them.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
But who messaged in who physically can't stand for a
long time. I feel like that spot.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
That would be what you would book. Definitely, surely, definitely.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I will say those accessible seats often a great view uninterrupted.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, no one can stand in front of you, which
is why they're there.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
I've always wanted to, like a tend with someone.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I don't know, if you can.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Just bring a friend, well they're going to go to
a concert, just sit on their own in the accessible area.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
What are you going to put up one of those
white plants that warehouse chairs and just sit beside them
mayor happily?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Okay read the room. I guess it's Samantha in general.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
No, but if everyone else is standing around you, then
I guess we're all on our feet. Yeah, Trish says
event manager here that works in large venues. It's perfectly
fine for you to stand if you have a seated
ticket of the concert. So we've got Tricia's permission and
Bob Dylan's permission and the Eagles permission.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
So what do we need? What? What do we need?

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Yeah, Helen said no, sit the f down. If you
want to stand and dance, you should have the GBA.
So that's one against Helen is canceling your But the
parlamin the problem is GA is so tiny sometimes they
just take it sell out in a second, in a second,
and so people that want to be GA are in
the seats. Yes, I can't imagine the vibe being the

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same if everyone had the ears to it was just
sitting down the whole time.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Said Asia.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, that's true, Katie.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
If I'm going to see the area, I will literally
be on my feet dancing and singing the whole time.
No music wants the audience silence and still and sitting.
Yeahl Lisha, unless you have a rear row seat, you
are being inconsiderate to the person who may not be
able to stand that sitting behind you.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
If you check if it's okay first, and then by all,
my this is too much. Admin, Well, I'm gonna allow
a concert.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Let's say I'm at you know, Lady Gaga, and there's
all this music and choreo. I don't think I'm gonna
have time to sort of tap and interrupt. So to interrupt,
do you know, do you mind if I get on
my phone, I'm.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Just going to stand again, just standing right then you.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Go into a negotiation. What about just for three of
the next five songs?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, t shakes.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
It does go on to say, also, please know jumping
around on the temporary bleachers because it's if and terrifying.
I'm looking at you, lady at the Bruce Springsteen Auckland
Consert twenty seventeen, I thought I was going to die.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
You don't sit at Bruce.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
You don't sit at Bruce. But if I'm in temporary bleachers,
I'm kind of agreeing. I don't want the jumping around.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I don't want to be in specially when it gets
all Wegley and stuff the whole.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
How many news stories over the years.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Around the world have there been of like temporary seating collapses.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Totally?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, be considered it. To the folks behind you, says Ashley,
who may not be able to stand and will miss
seeing the show through the back of your back. Yeah,
I don't any think And you say back of your back.
I thought just through your back would have been sufficient.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, the back of the back, because the.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Back has many parts at the back of the back,
not the front of the back. So for sim a
little pole. Today we said, if you have got a
seated ticket, are you able to stand at a concert?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
In sixty five percent of you think you should?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Fleschn and Hailey Big Pod one o'clock today will premiere
the Brain new single aperture.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Are so excited to hear this, But we're off here.
Are we going to come back and with Georgia? Probably
just leave it to Jordan. I've I've got plans.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, what do you? Doctor? Shawney and I are having
our afternoon be at beverage. Wasn't you're invited?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
What just now?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
M's been nice. Good to see you five days a week.
You've got a date in the evening. Okay, well you
can come surely not nowhere in the midst of a
health crisis.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
It's just my god day off for Can I tell
you something? I went to the doctor's What day did
I go to the doctor? Monday or Tuesday or something?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah? Every second day, don't you You must have a bloody
concession car. She's got one of those, you know those?
Can't you get at the coffee or the sushi shop
and your tenth ones free.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
No, do you know why I went to the doctor?
I wonder.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I think I might wait for the results because we
could talk about this on here. Why I went to
the doctor?

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Okay, but I went.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Into the doctor where doctor Shawney works. Yeah, but he's
not my doctor for obvious reasons. I see someone else
i'm in there. I go in and I start having
a very intimate conversation with my doctor.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Interrupted short just comes in.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
I was like, I could just be here, I could
be spread eagled on that table. He didn't come until
he say hello, and then we had to be all
professional because then when I came out, he was waiting
for his ex patient. He has his mask on, he's
calling a name or we sort of, you know, sort
of pretend it's so funny seeing your friends at work.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Anyway, I think I might have.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Experienced racism yesterday, Okay, And I don't make light of
racism at all. I think it's something that people have
probably experienced daily, But but me, I've.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Never really and I don't know if it was racism.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I think it was sort of some kind of I
think I might have been racially shunned.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well, that's what racism is, Haley.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
It's when it definitely wasn't a brutal racism, like a
gentle racism. I felt gently on a scale of a.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Weird look to a lynching. Where are you sitting?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I'll say it was no more than a two.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Okay, yesterday I went out for.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Lunch with a friend. Yes, and was it a date?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Well, like it was a friend. It was a friend.
I just went on a friend. Not every lunch is
a date. Met up with a friend for lunch, and
it's weird.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
You say, not every lunch is a date, and Fletch
is like, not every date is a lunch. It's yeah,
it can be.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Not so much outcome, I want.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Selena on your way out.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Flinch has told me for feeding my dates too much.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Are you cooking them a meal when they come around?
He was cooking the meals. I'm like, these people aren't
there for your cooking, Like, save your money. They're also
not at bottom, they are allowed to eat. Carry on. Really, just.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
You are lucky you are not in the studio today.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I wouldn't have said that.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Safety of his own home anyway. So look, I'm out
with a friend for lunch and we go to try
somewhere but it's closed, and so she wasn't supposed to
be closed, but there it was.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
It was closed, and so I was like.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Bigger, well, like closed for good or just close? No, no, no,
just like off, you know, for the day. Was gone
for the day. And so we're just wandering around the
top of Queen Stream and Auckland and then I looked
across and I was like, oh my god. Then we're
trying to eat a little bit healthier. At the moment,
I was like, there's a Korean barbecue place, Sokat. I'll
just go get a little you know, barbecue sizzle plan

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some greens.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I was like, that's famously known for its help.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Korean.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
But it was just the meat one. You've got the
meat plates. That's great, No, no, deep fright. So we
go into this Korean restaurant that I've been in before,
and I have to say, like a sign of a
great restaurant of any ethnicity as you go in and
like people of their ethnicity are eating there. Do you
want to walk into an Indian restaurant and see Indian
people eating there?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
You're like, this is going to be good.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Indian.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I walk into this Korean restaurant and
the whole floor is filled with Korean people eating Korean.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
For how do you tell a Korean? Go on? Then
tell us do they look Korean? What does a Kouran
person look like? Korean?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
They look Korean? What does a white person look like?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
You know, you can you can break down they have
different features. Anyway, I can tell what a Korean person
looks like.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I didn't walk in and think, oh, what's happening to
the what are they wearing Samsung T shirts?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Hats?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yes they were, and that confirmed it for men perfect anyway.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
So a lot of crean pe.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Books and Zuki's at the back and you like Japanese exactly,
and shirt you like Chinese?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Anyway, So I was like good sign, yeah, you know,
and we me white and the friend I'm with white.
I was like, we're gonna We're gonna eat some good
Korean food here. And then suddenly the waitress comes out
and Korean, and she looks at us and she says
like lunch for turn, and I was like yeap. And

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then suddenly we get ushered into I want to call
it sort of like a park our corner. We sort
of both clocked it that, like we're sort of walking
away from all the Korean people. And then they put
us downstairs in an area where there's only one other white.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Couple, and I clocked out the dungeon, the white dungeon,
the white people dungeon.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah, park our palace down the bottom. And I was like,
I sort of didn't, you know, really figure it out
until I was looking around, and I was like, I
think they might have hidden us.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
But you've answered your own question. They want people to
walk in and see Korean's and join. Korean food tells
them it's good Korean, so you can't get a bunch
of yucky whities up the exactly.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
And I understand why they did it. I just I
just sort of clogged it. I realized I was being hidden.
But were there any spare tables upstairs?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean you're right there. Just put you there.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, it's quite a big place, and there was definitely
a space for two.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Korea, was space for the other white couple as well. Yeah,
dungeon should be the overflow when the tops fall.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Yeah, and they had upstairs they this is my last
observation upstairs in the Korean restaurant. They had lots of
Korean art around, and you know, like the usual things
you'd see to Korean restaurant and downstairs and park our palace.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
It's sort of it did become quite more European, right
what just for decoration picture of big bean or something. Yeah,
Like the punk.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Job was very European, the artwork was very European. The
lighting fixtures felt quite Parkier, right, quite white.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, I would love to see a white fixture, Like
I'd like to see what qualifies as it as a
Pakia lighting fixture.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
It would just felt very like your mum's house in
the nineties, just.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
One of those white plastic light shades that you have
in the garage. No, it was more goarish.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
It was more goarash gash your mum in the nineties.
It was sort of limewashed. And yeah it was. It
was an interesting experience, right, great food, amazing food, and
you knew it was going to be because of all
the Koreans eating upstairs.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
The fleet worn and Haley beg Pod.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Now let's heat to some drama out of Lululemon headquarters.
Lululemon have had their problems in the past.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
I never.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
I didn't realize it until someone pointed out to me
that Lulu Lemon, inherently in its name is quite a
racist company.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
The guys said it would it would be funny to
call it Lulu.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Lemon, because would be difficult for some people to say, yeah,
that's a fact.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yes it is a fact.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
That is a fact.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I remember Stephen Colbert back in the day, did an
credit on his show The colber A Rapport back in
the day, did this incredible episode about it.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
It's interesting, I mean, it's I mean, yes, it's great
sports where I've like got a few Litlu Lemon pieces
and I'm always like, this is great quality stuff. I
really enjoy it. But it's crazy that they didn't rebrand
after that. Crazy you wouldn't just call yourself like, yeah,
sport or something, you know, and be like.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
We're spot now, Okay, I don't. This is why you
don't work in marketing. Oh my god, I love your leggings.
Are they splort? And You're like, yeah, they are splort? Man.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, it's not a sexy sounding word.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Sport kind of sport.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I think Lulu Lemons, you know what I mean? That
was the whole point of it. You can also sport anyway.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's like split. Yeah, it's not a sexy word. It
is quite close to splurt, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
So lululimited it has had to stop production in sales
of a new leggings line.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
The thing that they're known for the most, the Lululim
leggings in.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
The States, after customers have complained that the fabric is
in fact not squat and it is very much see
through when you move.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
This has happened. I swear this has happened to them before.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Has that?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
And like years ago, I remember this happening a similar
thing like the stretch.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't know, do they not? This happened all the
time with brands.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
I've worn cheaper brand linkings to the gym before.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
And you you're dropping it low with the bar in
your back.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
You think I'll just have a check and you were like,
that is my anus, that it's not my crack, that
is my amus on display.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
You know, Wow, technique you can wearing underpants and you're
not wearing underpants, and.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
The squat racks are always here's always a mirror behind
the squat rack, or you're squatting to the entire to
the mirror.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Anyone in your anus is squatting to everyone else.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
You learn the hard way.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
So they've got this, you know, the usual weightless, seam free,
seam free, fast drying fabric.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
But this particular bolt of it, I guess.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Is very much turning sea through, right, Okay, regardless of color,
the black ones are see through, the white ones are
see through, the pink ones to see through.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Because That's what I'm going to ask. Is this just
a cream colored problem? Yeah, like that's on you for
getting cream leggings. No, no, no, it's all of them.
So I want to know from Alis this morning, because
it's not just exclusive to Lulu. When did your clothes
go see through?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
And you didn't know?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Is this happen to guys all the time?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
For some reason, people want to wear white swimwear and
there's no lining. I see just basically see pubes and
who wants to wear white swae?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Some people want to think like this is this is
a big section.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
You want to get back to Italy? Mate, they're all
in the whites, They're all I don't know why about
some people just there's no way to ever wear a
white I'd get whites.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
But don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Right, then then well a man who are purchasing a white,
unlined tog and thinking anything other than I want to
I know, I.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Just don't think people think about it.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
It's the same with nipples for ladies. And if you
get a little white triangle bikina and it's not lined
and you get that thing wet, I'm seeing Ariola's hon
I don't have a problem with.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Some people will caught in the rain and your T
shirt becomes I had a wet T shirt competition.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I wore some light, you know, sort of tan colored
linen shorts my first time to Barley, and because I
was on the scooter, my butt was sweating so much.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
It was all wet.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
You could see my whole entire unders through it because
that had gone transparent. Maybe yet, maybe something got wet.
Maybe it was a surprise fabric, Maybe it was a
gym accident.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Okay, what about different lighting?

Speaker 5 (38:34):
And but then you step under like is it fluorescent
lighting or the lighting changes, and all of a sudden
something can become quite share, something becomes very share.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Okay, well this is.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
What we want to know this morning, Oh eight hundred
dolls at them, give us a call. You can text
through as well. Nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Got the text are already coming out this When did
your clothes go see through? When did your clothes go
see through? Is the question we have on our lips
right now. Little lemons are currently halting production on one
of their leggings because they're very much see through as
people are discovering it.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
The worst of.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Moments, anonymous, When did you close go see through? A
bit weird?

Speaker 9 (39:08):
I was surfing and I was wearing a white rash.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Top and I kind of like white a little bit
all good.

Speaker 9 (39:15):
And I stood up and the sky was like staring
at me, and I was like, oh, smiled at him. Whatever,
And a couple of minutes later I realized that one
of my tatasi.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
So it came out of the bikini under the raw
shirt O.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Double tip slop, like you've come out of two layers.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
No wait, it didn't come out of the ration.

Speaker 9 (39:39):
It was still over, thank god.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
But it was.

Speaker 10 (39:42):
It was.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
It was weird and white, it was see through. Okay, yeah,
but I tell you what, that's a great place to
have it. The cold water makes everything a bit more yees,
doesn't it.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
It was like, oh my god, look at this girl.
Or she was admiring, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I think yeah, taken marrying, totally take admiring anonymous. Thank
you Stacey. When did your clothes go see through? Hi? H?

Speaker 11 (40:11):
I wore my oldest legging, the tea shirt and ever
seeks the bunny so those out of paint and put
one of.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
The old old leaguings to get some kind Yeah, you're.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
Dragging old leggings. You know you don't care to get pete.

Speaker 11 (40:27):
I do not, you know, and wet the Bunnings and
I when I meant over, my flat mate was like,
you realize that your parentsy sday, Wednesday and totally Saturday.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Your leggings are so steef. So you could see that
your undays they were old. They were like moth eating.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Oh you never ever wear.

Speaker 12 (40:50):
Trail.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
All the trades at Bunnings would have loved that, though. Yeah,
gett I'll have you.

Speaker 11 (40:57):
I no longer own any under is it say the
day of the week. I have learned my lasses.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Anyone we day of the week, and he's on the
right day. If it makes you feel any better, yeah, yeah,
that's true.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Kind of a right of passage to wear a Wednesday
on the set and I sleep with a lot of trading.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Stacey, thank you. Some messages.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And somebody said they were at school, and I mean this,
this is a classic, because so many school shirts were white,
and there were they were walking to school and there
was a downpour and they were caught short and they
arrived at school and like everybody else, there was sort
of a semi wet t shirt competition and they said
it was horrendous, so embarrassing, and they wore all the

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people would see through shirts, sheltered together until they dried out.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
I wore what I thought was an opaque dress to work,
looked fine at home, a little bit suspect on the
walk to work. I work in I work in a
busy hospital. Got to my office, it's completely chare. It
was that nightmare of being literally naked at work only
a string on underneath.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Oh my god, I would have gone home. Oh you
have to just make it exci day. Take a sick day, Yeah,
take a sick day. In Thailand, I jumped into a pool.
Into my horror.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
My friend said, your togs are completely see through. I've
been swimming at the local pool before the holiday, and
the chlorine had perished the elasticity in my toe.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Oh yes, so it all kind of becomes quite ye
years stretched out and said.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
And you've gone all the way to Thailand.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
You're on holiday. I guess you've got to go to
like ANXXXL shop.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Now this is what she's in Thailand? Really yeah, she.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Said, yeah, the whole find a pair of togs because
she's a size fourteen and apparently big girl. Yeah, big girl.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Afraid to tell you. I know I've been to Thailand
and Land.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Not for you over there putting at the shop called
like fat fat human girl.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Kill me. Oh gosh.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Some a lot of stories about gym's and buying a
brand new pair of tights and things and they look
really great and then doing the squat and realizing the
stretch and that makes them completely see through someone someone message.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
And they did that.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
They did the first squat they thought they could see
their butt crack and then we'd.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Have a look at it.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Then it can completely split down the middle the hole.
Gym saw what I had for breakfast lunch.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
And it oh wow, okay nice.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Years ago, is at a wedding in India and a
friend and I looked across to see a very British
friend of the grooms white linen pants. Unfortunately, it seems
like he chose not to wear underwear that day either,
and the sun was sitting behind him.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Oh my god, he is CNB through his white linen pants.
It's like a little puppet show, isn't it behind one
of those. It's like a shadow puppet show. I mean,
you wouldn't wear under someone to go and have a
chat with him, which they did, and he didn't seem
bothered by the fact that all it was clear to
everybody that maybe even thought it was quite impressive, and
he wanted people to.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
See Oh wow, okay one of those Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Watch those linen pants.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Though, I do sort of feel like someone messaged in
saying that they were at a lake and they jumped
in and they were wearing a white T shirt.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I mean, that's on you, you know, that's really knew.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I will never forget.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I'll just this reminded me of my best friend was
breastfeeding at the time and she wore a white shirt
and she had a lactate leap. Oh yeah, and then
it went see through and then you saw the whole areoline.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
So the whole Areoli.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, yeah, the full Biscuit.

Speaker 11 (44:19):
Does that?

Speaker 2 (44:20):
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Speaker 3 (44:26):
Britain mentioned it in the news Sinners, which none of
us have seen yet. You have. That was the movie
I watched in two parts earlier this week because I
was worried I was going to fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Thought's feelings.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
So it's it's very unusual to me that a movie
that is technically a vampire flick has the record amount
of Oscar nominations, because those sorts of movies never get
Oscar nominations.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Michael B.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Jordan, Oh my god. So my friend that I was
watching it with, she's like, he's got a weak chin,
and now I can't see.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I can't see.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
How did you tell the people that because it grows
a little goaty over it doesn't it that he's a
phenomenally good looking man but is slightly weak chin.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
So that's broken the all time Oscar nomination records. Sixteen nominations,
got more than Titanic, Lala Land, Everything Right, Best Pitchure,
Best Director, Best Actor.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
For Michael B.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Jordan, multiple acting and craft categories, like it's just it's
dominated at one.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Yeah, it is a phenomenally well acted Vampire. You've lost
me saying vampires Now, I'm not going to watch that,
and you lost me at week Chin beautiful shot and
also like set in nineteen thirty Southern State, so there's
the whole racial undertoe. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Right, so going up against Michael B.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Jordan, Ethan Hawk, Lenard of DiCaprio, Timothy Shalala, l La May, Wagner, Moora,
Best Actress.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Jesse Buckley, Roseburn.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Kate Hudson was of surprise for that Neil Diamond film
that she's done with h Jackman, Emma Stone, Renata Rains, Rains.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
That's exactly it.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Al Fannings in there for supporting Actor. There's like these
like lots of great movies, but Wicked completely snubbed Cynthia
Ariana nothing.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Oh I mean, are you surprised?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Well this is also it's Wicked for Good. So it's
the second one, which I didn't think was as good.
But even the music's been left out. Yeah, a lot
of Paul mescal who's been praised, and all the other
award things for Hamnet, that big romance thing, nothing missed out,
Oscars missed out.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, Kate Hudson was a surprise.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Superman missed out on a special effects not apparently that
was a surprise so.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
That Dwayne the Rock DW. Johnson.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
I thought he was shown for the smashing Machine move.
Everyone was saying, he'll finally get but he didn't. He
didn't get the Best Actor a bit of a year.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Okay, yeah, Formula One, the Formula One film with Brad
Pitt that got nominated for Best Picture, and everyone was like, really.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Really yeah, I haven't seen it, but yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Jennifer Lawrence.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
She gave an amazing performance and die I Love which
I haven't seen, but I've heard a lot about her performance. Snubbed, snuged, right,
I mean, there's only so many Oscar nominations that can
go around.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
It's one of like the Spell and it's not about awards, guys.
It's actually it's.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
About the Muhi and it's the mahe in the impact
of the Mahie in the moment, and to just be
nominated would be nice.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I feel abit smug. I feel a bit smug.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Why do you feel smug?

Speaker 5 (47:26):
One of the best, one of the nominated Best Pictures,
Train Dreams. I've actually watched that, of course, you have
you love trains?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, well, you know what, not nearly enough trains.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Hailey.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
Really name is misleading, isn't it not. It should have
been called Logging Dreams. It was more about logging than
it was trained.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
You should get that review on Rotten Tomatoes. Actually, Vaughan
Smith my review not enough Trains.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
The ZM podcast Network lay z ms Flesh, Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
What was the first time you swarm in front of
your parents?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
The story of that?

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Because there's a study out of America.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Half of parents say never is it okay to swear
in front of your pearance?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I feel like Kiwi parents are way looser, especially now
my mom drives. My mom does not like swearing. She
started telling me off again. She gave me a sort
of a moment of reprieve last year, but she started.
She told me off over summer for swearing.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Vorn, please language, language, Vaughn please, like she's Captain America.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Vaughn, please.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
What's the worst swear word that Christine will drop? I
have had to drop an if in a whole moment
of extreme frustration.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Once, Okay, she's not really a swear on?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
My mother rap on some swear pantsy Hurrican? Do they blespheen.
Do your mother's blesspheme? Yeah, my mother does not blessed form.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, yeah, well my mom's not a christly woman. Blesshem
means none in her. But I remember, I remember the
first time I sworn from my mom when I was
like a kid, and I said this, and she said
what did you say?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
And I was real young, and I think, in what
context did you?

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I said to her mom, and we needed we need
to leave. I need to And I remember, consciously as
a curd being like, say it, we got to go.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
I need to person.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
She was like, excuse you.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
But I remember the first time that I had a
little tiffyed teenage and I walked up the stairs and
I said, if off yeap under my breath. It was
the first and last when you're a goth, Yeah yeah,
and it was first and last. And I've never sworn
at my parents again.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
What was the reaction? Excuse me?

Speaker 4 (49:38):
And then storming up the stairs, probably for a bloody
smack around the ears.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Then, But yeah, yeah. I learned the C word at
school at primary school, but didn't know what it meant.
All I knew I thought it was equivalent of like
you bugger, like stop being a b oh yeah, okay.
And I called my father at the dinner, how old
were you eight?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Maybe go to the table?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Set up? Was I? My father always sat at the
head of the table and I always sat to his right,
and he was always on me about my manners. Use
a knife and a fork, chew with your mouth shut,
like always on me. And one night he said something
about like use the fork in the right hand, and
I said, stop being a sea.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
And he reached and he grabbed.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Me with his right hand and he lifted me and
he tossed me from the table, and I remember sailing
through the air and hitting the ground and skidding across
the cheap eighties linoleum yep yep.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
And then just being like scared and looked and he
just looked at me and he was like out. And
I went to the room and that was it.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Wow, do you reckon your Mom and Dad laughed about
it later in their bedroom. They're like, oh my god,
the sheer audacity shutting the door, gigg did you hear? Okay, well,
these are the stories we want to hear this morning.
Oh eight hundred dollars at him? Call us now you
can take through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
When was the first time you swore in front of
your parents? We want to know this morning, the first
time you swore at your parents?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Just told me that once told us Grandma tof just
my mom always reminds me of that because I don't
know she has probably being I don't know. By the way, I.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Took the photo of a trigger the holidays, I've got
to send that to your mum. Oh yeah, send her
a picture saying to ask for.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Grand I can't even remember. She was a hard woman
though she would show you off. It doesn't mean you
get to tell your grandma to hear for look did
she take it? I can't even remember. If you could
be if you could follow up, text me and let
me know what the outcome of that absolute and appropriate probably.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Asking me why I didn't have a girlfriend. Again, it's
too long to explain you don't have a girlfriend. Yet
we do have to just it's really sweet, but Shannon's
really it was like, guys, I can't get many people
on the phone because basically, at the end of it all,
they just took a beating.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
We're just trying to explain you to share to Sheddon
that that's how parenting was before.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Now you if you did or see something bad, you're
gotta clip around the air were hiding.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
There's a couple of mentions of drug cards in here.
You guys even get a drug cord.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I've got the glad wrap tub in the wooden spoon.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yeah, those material threaded jug cords. And it was always yeah,
it's always worse when mama just gone to pack and
save and got the full glad wrap fifty meter.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Thing was waiting long.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Got to mention if your mama actually used something with
a bit longer a leverage, you know, it's very hard
to get a good bit of speed.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Now now, I like the next time you plan to
see your mama's Christmas, I've got flights booked and feed.
Don't worry, good boy, good boy.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
I came some messages, and I came from a very
anti swearing household. What the hell owl was considered blasphemy?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
That's an hour, and I swear like a sailor and
have turned my mother into a swearer too.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Eventually, it is fun when your adults.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Jill, Jill joins us, you pulled the fingers.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
Yeah, so I think I was about seven or eight
when this happened.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
A school in the morning.

Speaker 9 (53:22):
Dad's already left, so just mum and the three kids.

Speaker 8 (53:26):
And for whatever reason, I'm not doing what I'm supposed
to be doing and go at me my bedrooms in
the adjacent room to mums.

Speaker 11 (53:34):
So I'm oh, you know, I'm getting so frustrated.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I pulled the fingers to her.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
In the shadow from my bedroom in the hallways.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
The thing.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Oh wow, So you didn't do it direct to the face,
you just went and she caught it. Yeah, and did
you get a smack for that?

Speaker 7 (53:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Yeah, I never did. It's so much cuter than swearing too.
A little kid pulling the fingers. You were going to
get a wait till your father gets home? Oh yeah, jail,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Some messages in.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I'm forty four. I've never sworn in front of them.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
I've said shit once and bought it to hear about it,
and I still get don't tell your brother to shut up?

Speaker 3 (54:18):
You have to say please be quiet? Oh wow? What
even as adults?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Oh no, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
When I was seven, I swore at my parents when
they told me to go a bit at seven thirty,
I didn't want to, so I said f off b.

Speaker 11 (54:30):
I t h.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Seven.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
They whipped me with a bell. Wow, I bet they did.
I called my dad a preck when I was twelve.
Spoon pre's funny.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
See that's kind of that's exceptable right now.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
But calling your dad a prep like being called a
prep that's like quite pointed.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah, yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
I said the sea word during a running race at
primary school and the teacher made me sit down and
write out what he meant. He disappeared from school over
night a few months later. Feel like that's a different story. Yeah,
that sounds like he did something else. Yeah, I'll never
forget the first time I heard my brother swear at
my Mommy would have been eleven, and he caught her
a bitch in the car mum and dropped him off
from the side of the road, and I started crying.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
I thought, well, we're all going to go to jail.
And also the get out of his car and drive away?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
How was that? How good it was all over? Get out,
drive away.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
You're just like, we'd never do that, now, though, would you?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Or when you were in public being a little shite
and your appear and your mom would be like, all right,
see you then and would leave and you'd be abandoned.

Speaker 5 (55:33):
Our four year old recently had his first swear when
we were driving past a race course and there was
a horse running. Our sweet little boy goes, oh, if
a horse. I almost died from holding a laughter, and
which telling him he shouldn't be using those words. It
is hard because it is a four year old being
excited to see a horse and dropping an F bomb.
That's pretty kid, Yeah, that's pretty funny. The first time
I swore it, I heard my mum swear for context,

(55:54):
she's a librarian. I was a teenageer or at a
restaurant and a man on another table is being awtful
to a waitress. And nowhere I hear my mum say, oh,
shut up, you flabby fat if were swearing, swearing and alliteration.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Wow, what a take down from the librarian. Amazing.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
I called my mum the sea bomb, and I got
the jug called round. My daughter, who's nearly six, yesterday,
were right out a cafe and she was eating and
she said, oh my god, this is so if and good.
She was smart enough to like stage whisper it. The
first time she swore. When she was too she said
off for if sake. When her block tower fell over funny,

(56:36):
and the context is you're and this is the same
you're allowed to swear, don't swear at people. That's kind
of what I've so many people messaging.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
And do you remember being if you swore getting forced
me at a bar of soap?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Yeah? I just have that, but I know a lot
of people did. We had soap, so the soap bar
would go in and then would have to bite it
and then would pull the soap bar out, so got
stuck on the back of your teeth. What happens now?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Do they just do three punts of liquid soap?

Speaker 12 (57:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Yeah, and it's all completely so free, sulfate free, parabin free,
and it.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Tastes like coconuts, so it's probably quite youm Actually, I
was four years old at the petting zoo and apparently
said look at that if and goat. I got a
smack right then and there and had to sit in
the car when my brother got to see the goats
up close. Devastating.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Still hate the.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Goats to this day.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
And imagine how hurt I was when that little kid
went viral for saying the if and goat out the window.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh yeah, I told my dad.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
To piss off when he tried to joke around and
steal some bacon off my plane.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I got a clip around the ears off.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Oh my god. I told my mom she was an
effing cea.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
She didn't leave me. Got a camp when I was fifteen,
and then they messaged love your mom.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
It was bratty years, so good, so many great messages.
There's so many of the inlands. Someone is saying they
never heard the seawood until they got to university. What
they were home on holidays from university and I called
my sister the seawood in an argument. I got rounded
for the holidays and the Wi Fi blocked and I
was twenty. You don't ground a twenty year old old.

(58:07):
You can't ground an That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
I love this.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
My son was about three and I was driving in
Wellington and two little kids when my two little kids
were in the back and a driver cut me off
and I said, ah, yeah, bugger.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
And my three year old said, don't you mean wenk?
Apparently somebody said when I was seven, I called my
mum the.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
S l u T word. What what a thing to
call your mother?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
After the stun silence left it, I got quite the hiding.
You'd imagine.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
So the z M Podcast Network play z m's Flesh
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Speaker 3 (58:42):
Fat of the Day, Day day, day day, I do
Do Do do doadoo doo dead doo doo de doo.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Well, it's been tongue week at fact of the day,
I've been looking at different tongues, and today we return
to the human tongue.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Okay, i'd say.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
My favorite tongue. Sure what that's my favorite tongue.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
No, it's a great tongue. I love mine. It's great.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
It can only to cat tongues because then they look.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Why did you not do cat tongues this week for
tongue week?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
So rough When I was searching facts about tongues, the
cat tongue didn't pop up as anything special. You can
have a little search now if you want for a
cat tongue factor to my cat likes when I've been
to the beach because I'm salty and.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
So give me a little lip. Yeah, cat likes when
he's been to the beach. It's about the taste map, myth.
You know, different parts of the tongue. Yeah, taste different
things that the tip of the tongue tastes, the sweetness,
the back of the tongue tastes, the bitterness and the

(59:54):
sour is on the sides.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
It's all completely false and.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
It sounds like nonsense. I've never repeated such falsehoods as well.
I'm very glad you haven't, because this has been misinterpreted
from a study from nineteen oh one. We're still referring
to that a very long time ago, where the tongue
map was kind of like not even the scientists who
did the study, a German scientist in the early nineteen hundreds,

(01:00:18):
I know, hear me out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
He didn't even say that. He just used different parts
of the tongue to test different flavors.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Oh right, okay, So he didn't say.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
This is the map, but he released it and he's like,
this is the map of where I tried the different
things and this is how my results. But people were like, oh,
those areas of the tongue interpret those tastes better, and
he was like, no, you're not listening to me. So
even back in the day, you know, misinterpretation of years science.
Scientific research might not have spoken German born, do they?
So the tongue tastes all of it all the time.

(01:00:52):
The tongue receptors are spread all across the tongue. No
region is exclusive. The sweet, the salty, the sour, the bitter,
and the uma Army flavors are the five known flavors
that the tongue can pack up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
So the army beans, army beans beans, but beans, sweet, sour,
salty better.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
And I wondered, I wonder, okay, good, did you know
that the tongue heals faster than any other part of
the human skin. Really, that's why when you do have
your hot chips burn or your food burn, the roof
tongue rufus pretty quake. Yeah, like half a day flitch.

(01:01:34):
When we're in a sort of Steve O do a
live show, Why the two thousands? Why did you go
and see Steve staple free teckers. No, he stapled has
testicles to a plank of wood. He did.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
And one of the other things he took a light
bulb and he cut his tongue and he's like, that'll
be healed by the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
And that always stuck with me. I was just like,
that's insane.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Like I wonder because when I was a teenager, when
I was an emo teenager, I was with the first
love of my life for his birthday, much to his
Christian mother's joy. I think I paid for him to
get his tongue pierced. I wonder if it's still got
a hole in it, because if heals so quickly, you know,
like it would last up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Yees also one of the strongest muscles in the human
body relative to its size, and is fatigue resistant, meaning
it almost never gets tired because you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Were doing one hundred and ten kg is on the
tongue press the other day. It lives.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I'm prepping, prepping for a hell of a summer, so
that's it never gets tired.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Lads, And I've just told them, so you're a you're
a shuit out of luck.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Now take your excuses else Yeah, take those excuses right elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
So today's fact of the day is that the tongues
Taste map is nothing but a myth. Fact of the day,
day day day day.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Do do do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
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Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
I was listening to Georgia's show yesterday, which you should
do every day. After we're off the music and the
fun don't stop. Georgia back at one with at one
o'clock with Harry Stars new song by the Way, and
she did this, so I thought we could do it.
Which is something that's going viral online at the moment.
You take the movie that was number one on your

(01:03:33):
birthday when you turn ten, the tenth birthday, the number
one global film, and the plot of that film is
kind of your horoscope for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Now, you know, I don't believe in horoscopes or read them.
And as I see that's classic cancer behavior.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
You know, I'm a Chinese horoscope guy. And this year
is the year of the fire horse, which is that's
a tumultuous I thought it was the year of the horse,
but as the horse on firelaze. Chinese zodiac also has
elements associated like barbecue horse.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
They roll around, right, how would you eat a horse?
I'd skewer it? I reckon, I've eaten horse. We just
had steak. We start a rump steak, right, i'd probaby
just put icing on the top. Are you going russmi
with icing?

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Okay? So the year horse taste like chocolate?

Speaker 11 (01:04:27):
No? No, no?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Should we go youngest to oldest?

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
The year I turned The year I turned ten, nineteen
ninety nine, So the day I turned ten, eighth of
October nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Double Jeopardy was the film.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
It is a thriller. I remember that. I don't think
i've seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
So this say, is your horoscope for the year, so
you'll read the plot and this is supposed to give
me some kind of pointers about how twenty twenty six
is going to go for mate.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Double Jeopardy is a thriller about.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Libby Parsons played by Ashley John who was framed for
her husband Nick's murder and imprisoned. Okay, so this year
you need to discover he actually faked his death to
frame her for insurance money to provide for their son.
The time she learns the double jeopardy law means she
can't be tried for the same crime again, so she

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escapes to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Find her son and kill him because she she's done
in time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
I've done it. I've done it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Ye wow, get a score with her treacherous husband.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
So what could that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Like, I'm going to spend some time and closed, perhaps
trapped for a period of time.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Means you'll be and wrongly imprisoned for somebody's murder this year.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
I really hope that's not the case. A bit, a
bit of a bumer for classic Aquarius cast unit I'm using. Now,
can we get that wired into paramom? Or is it
a year Sally?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
I don't know the other. It depends if your sal
mate's okay with you doing a radio show that day?
Should I listen to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
The radio in prison? Text in nine six nine sex?
Are you in prison right now? Prison?

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
And we know you've got and what for?

Speaker 11 (01:06:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
And what Vaughan?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
What's your horoscope for this year?

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
When I turned ten in February nineteen ninety two, the
top movie was Wayne's World.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Oh, great movie. I was just when I looked this up.
I think I could watch Wayne's World again, Hundi, Oh
my godness. Mike Meyers pre Shrek pre Austin Powers.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Yeah, so what's your horoscope?

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Wayne's World follows slacker best friends Wayne and Garth, who
hosts a beloved, low budget public access TV show, Wayne's
World from Wayne's basement in Illinois, featuring rock music, sketches
and interviews until a slip TV producers spots them promising
fame and fortune, but threatening their friendship and authentic partying ethos,
forcing them to navigate network pressures, and a villainous subplot

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involving Wayne's new girlfriend Cassandra.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Like, okay, great, it was a great movie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
So maybe this year the We're not worthy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
I think this year is all about friendship and fun
and rocking out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
But maybe a big network will approach you to work
for them VN. Then it will put out friendship at
test and a hot brown girl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Yeah, your years sounds of the mind, mate, I'm going
to prison, do it does?

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
So this is my horoscope for the year. Yeah, I
will witness my parents. What was the film?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
I'm just going to read out my horoscope and make
you guess. Oh, okay, So this is my horoscope for
the year. I will witness my parents' brutal murder. They
are millionairefinite philanthropists, and I will take their money and
become a philanthropist. Myself fighting crime in Gotham City, but
I will disguise myself as a bat.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
But I will have a villain to take care of
the Joker.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Woaesus control of Gotham's criminal underworld, and I must face
his ruthless activities, and my ruthless nemesis will protect Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yeah, I did, I did, I did.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah. So that was Batman in nineteen eighty nine when
I was tenw So that's my.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Horoscope for the year.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
So we've just been getting some mess is in a right.
I just looked mine up. It was the movie The
Towering Inferno. I'm probably gonna just go back to bed
till next year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah, your life's just on fire for the whole year.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Minus.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Somebody said minus shriek to Carlia said, I just looked
it up. Bro Shindler's list question, Bro, Bro, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
You know the way the world's going, who knows.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Yeah, you could be Shindler. Actually, by the end of
the year, could be culing people out.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Some someone just said that they're really thrown by our ages.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Oh really, shut up.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
And someone said they listen, shut up. And someone said
they listened to the Rock in prison and Christ hutch
Men's prison. They listened to the Rock.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
They would though they would, they were, they would, though
they love it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
So angry criminals love knickelbacka. I think the girlies prisons.
They're listening to ZIM the.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
ZM podcast Network, lay z MS, fletchn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
So Legally Blonde, one of the greatest films of all time.
I just love I just think it's so good. Reese
with a spoon, Reese with a spoon, Reese without a spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
How many times do you think she would people would
have the balls to make that joke to her face
to public if you saw her, if you saw him
walking and you're like, oh my god, it's through.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
If she was there having a soup, you know, you'd
take a photo of her with a spoon. You'd be like,
holy shit, it's Reese with a spoon, you know. And
if she was there having a salad or a fork,
you'd be like, Ree spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
No, it'd be funny to say, Reese weather FORKK. Yeah,
that is funny. Rests with a knife. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
So Reese with a spoon Playing al Woods amazing, and
it went on to become a huge musical, and then
it was announced that there's going to be a prequel
series following Young al Woods that was coming. It's July
first prime video yep, that it's coming to and Reese
Witherspoon's own production company, Hello Sunshine.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Is producing it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
So it's all very like we think, we hope, right, this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Is going to be.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
It's going to honor the franchise because Reese has evolved
before it has even aired. Overnight, it's been renewed for
season two.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Oh wow, so it's good popular. So they're saying it's
it's gonna be amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Maybe maybe the network or whoever's like seen it and
they're really happy with it. It's going to be bingeable
because on the first of July, the first season will
drop all episodes. Oh wow, okay, like bitch, but yeah,
season two already in the making. They are already starting it.
It's not you do not have to wait long. It
does seem like a very bingeable show. And I would imagine,

(01:10:35):
like it's not, you know, let me wait so long
for things like Game of Thrones and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
You there so many dragons. Now, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
I don't have insight, but I don't think that Legally
Blonde the prequel has dragons.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
No or much cgi at all. A lot of blue
screen needed easy to make easier film.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
So season one and season joy that Chihuahua because there's
no way that Chiuha is still alive and they'll have
to reverse agent as well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
If that Chiuha is alive the way it'll look like.
Have you seen an old chihakunt?

Speaker 10 (01:11:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, it looks like the rhyman outing bust, doesn't it all?
But again, a smaller people.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
That's a smaller c G I budget needed than something
like Lovely Yeah, House of Dragons.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
The ZNN podcast network plays z NS Flesh Thorn and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Fawn. You know, he said, Vorn, can you throw to this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
I do, but I thought it was Quickie Little Pole
and I forgot that one doesn't have an intro, but
silly Little Pole does. Yes, Because we're talking about when
you go to a restaurant and you they offer you sauce,
do you want the sauce on the top or do
you want the sauce on the side. Now, I voted
thinking that it meant like a dish that is meant
to come with a sauce. You order, what is that
one you like? At Lone Star Fletch, I always get

(01:11:51):
the Johnny Cash Dash and it becomes of the sauce
on top, right, Yeah, So that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
But would you have that on the top or would
you have that on the side? And ad your own source.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
I'll just have it on to be honest, and the
reason we talk about this is it's kind of taken
off online as a little bit of a wird You
have your sauce because the set it and a live
actor who's best known for playing Domingo and the Domingo
skitches that went massive last year.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
In the year before I had this to say.

Speaker 12 (01:12:17):
All sauce should come on the side. You go behind
my back a person I have never met before, and
you decide how much sauce I want or deserve. You
should have the very least ask You asked me how
I want my meat to be cooked, you should ask
me how I want my sauce fair point, extreme, low, medium.
Let me know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
So, if you're ordering impasta at a restaurant, right red sauce,
you want it on the side.

Speaker 12 (01:12:38):
No, that's different. I think at least I want some
more information. I'd like to give you some information about
who I am.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
So he he's saying, like, if you had fries, you
don't want sauce or gravy or on on on top.
You want that on the side. But if it's a pasta,
obviously sauce on tossa. Sometimes you just a bright your
raw talk.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Panus and then the boling made on the sun is
like you can sauce like a constructed pasta.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
I had hot chips last weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
You know what I asked for? What malt? Vinegar? Yum?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Come into a yum.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Game change as well, so vinegar the chips in the
bowl just yep. And then took that into the AOL.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
It was absolutely jem Well we asked for cookie, little
pole and the results Vaorn were ordering.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
What's that back in his lanes, sitting back in his chair.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
You are a classic work from home slacker.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
It's got one of those tam mouse mouse movers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Oh my god, it's honestly, everyone order.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Boomer went ordering food at a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
What do your prefer?

Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
Sauce on the side of sauce on top? Eighty seven
percent of people said sauce on the side. Only thirteen
percent said sauce me all over.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Baby, yeah, Lou said, unless it's an integral part of
the meal, like if I order mac and cheese, don't
put the bishamel on the side, but ketchup dippings horses
to the left, to the left, all the dippy sauces
in the pot to my left, perfect completely, um h,
Dana said, source me up everywhere, on the side and
on top. She got the egg on a date from

(01:14:14):
a guy's zigzagging his ketch up on top of his chips,
always exact. What do you mean, how would you do it?
Just get it in there?

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
No, you've got toxag to cover the chips.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
Yeah, we got to cover the chips.

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
What about when you get like a punnet of chips
somewhere and there's like a pump sauce and you've just
got to keep pumping it until the container is pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Much a third full of sauce and the top ones
are drowned. Yeah, got to otherwise the bottom ones don't
get sauced.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
The only source of one on tops is anya is
holandays because when they put it on the side, they
put it in a little bowl and it's never enough. Yeah,
casel it on top.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
They will well they will smother that thing on holidays,
but they'll skin to it on it if you go
on the site.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Yeah, yeah, so cookie little pole. If you're working in
a restaurant, I'd say it's a safe bet. And the
majority of people want the sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
On the site of the.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
ZNM podcast network. What's going On ms Fletched, Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
I love a night where all the girls get together
and we have a little drinking pool and have a
gossip about life and maybe have some more drinking purrs
and go out, watch a movie and go to town,
have a dance, need some food and go home and
maybe don't go home, maybe just never see each other again.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Now that's all been.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Real, like the weirdest night I've ever heard of my life.
You went to a movie before going out and there
was a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
How did your mess?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
The girls come over to my house, We sit around
gossiperg We get a little drunk, We head into town,
we go see a movie, then we have a little meal,
then we go dancing, and then we go home and
some of us don't go home, and some of us
never see each other again.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I just it's the perfect eaveness.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Okay, unless you never made any further questions, No, man, Well,
the perfect girl's night has now changed. We're replacing these
nights out with admin nights. EVA night is exactly what
it sounds like. You and your friends get together. It
could be weekly, monthly, or you know, whatever, whatever suits you, yep,
and you tackle the tasks that you've been avoided. It

(01:16:14):
could be emails or even been responding to. It could
be your taxes. It could be making appointments, organizing your calendar,
making that meal plan.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
But whatever paperworkills are your friends that are there doing their.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Own admin or are they helping you with yours?

Speaker 11 (01:16:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
No, no, you're all brought you b way or admins.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Okay, cause I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Thought this sounded like a flat, you know, a modern
name for a working bee, and I'm like, I'm not
coming around to clean it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
This is like your life logistics, your paperwork, all the
stuff that kind of gets like shunted to the back. Right,
You're like, oh that's boring. You make it less boring
by adding friends, OKASO and wine.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Right, oh wait, so it's admin with wine we're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
We're sending a shloppy now goal. I'm very I'm always.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Behind on Edmund constantly remember the email seen you years ago,
But like, I get this. I think this would be
a fun way to spend a night.

Speaker 13 (01:17:09):
With the gowns Oh my goodness, totally and the idea
of putting you know, on Disney Plus how they have
like atmosphere for the TV and you can watch like
a fireplace, and then people from Frozen are like he he, like,
imagine having some atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
I didn't know that was the thing. I would put
music on.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
No, No, because I need to like lock in.

Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
If I'm doing numbers, I can't listen and number it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Do they have a criminal minds atmosphere?

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
No, it just tends to be like all.

Speaker 13 (01:17:33):
The like Disney cutesy things and then you get I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Put it on.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
It just has do you know what you could put
on in the background on the TV is like a
video of a clip and you're like, guys, give the
app been done and then we can go to the
cler you know what I mean, like the the projection.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Of the night to come. Yeah, I love it. No,
but I definitely will do this with my friends.

Speaker 13 (01:17:53):
Like when I went down to my besties farm, I said,
let's just clean your house for a day, like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Let's just lock in. You were on holiday, Yeah, but
I want to help her. She was on holiday too,
she didn't clean her house.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
Well. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
My only thing with this would be that I would
be embarrassed at the admin how much you had to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I'll be like, oh my god, we're all.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Doing our text returns. I'll be like, oh my god,
I know I had such a good year in twenty
twenty two. And I'll be like what, and I'll like, yeah,
only that's where I'm up to. It's my twenty twenty
two text.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
I'm behind on my.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
I'm behind on the gurst a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
I feel like you'd you'd, you'd you'd appreciate an admin
night vorn.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Get the emails done and the company of friends.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Yeah, I'm I'm just find most admins sort of takes
care of itself if you leave it long enough.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Sorry, delete all, delete all is not taking care of
ed final notices, delete all.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
How goes off and you're like, what's happened here?

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
And you're like, I haven't pay a power bill and
then you're ing that there must be some sort of misunderstanding,
and then they turn the power back on and you
pay the bill.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
I'm for m night on you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
It sounds that you bloody need it. Really, admin got
so much edmin really does.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Podcast network plays It ends. Fletch Thorn and Hailey. Fletchhorn
and Hailey's trial run.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Well all this week because we are now extending the
show until ten a m.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
We are trialing some new segments every day this week.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Sigments that you might see you pop up on a
regular And I will say we've had some great feedback
from my segment yesterday, Hayley's Joke of the Day. I
love that we thought Hailey's Joke of the day. Brent Rudgin,
by the way, is in studio, Hi brand killed a
good morning. You're involved in this, you're in this, you're
involved in this new trial.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Run my idea today, and I know you did have
great feedback yesterday, and I feel I feel like Hailey's
Joke of the Day could become a regular for.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Because we were saying Bren that like it would be
great for like a bad day where there's like rubbish
news and terrible weather and everyone's feeling a bit crap
with Hailey's Joke of the day. Yeah, nice people message
in their jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
And today, the idea I had for this segment is
because you know, every day there's so so many news
stories they don't make the news, and like they might
not even make our show because we just were and
got so many spaces to.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
F How do you choose the news brand when there's
so much news?

Speaker 10 (01:20:04):
Oh, I do a big cull. Yeah, and I'm very
picky about the stories I put in my news. You
should see the rubbish on the news station that we have.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Yeah, right, fisheries and yeah, all kinds of stories. Well,
I had the idea for not enough for the news news,
so it wasn't enough for the news.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
But it's still good news.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
But it's still good news and interesting, so then it
will be the news. Yeah. So we've gone through and
found some of these stories and we've collated them for
you to read, Brinn, and you will read them for
the first time. And this I think you've got to
not pre read. Okay, Yeah, disclaimer, I've not seen these stories.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I've not picked them, you know, I've chucked them into
a news what I think is an appropriate news bulletin
for Brann.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Okay, and then you will read them out Bran like
its news, and we'll give you a news intro and
stuff and then just let you go. Okay, excellent, So
for the very first time, not enough for the news news.

Speaker 10 (01:21:06):
Helder, Good morning, I'm Bryn Rudkin, and these are today's
news stories that didn't make the news.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
They're not news news.

Speaker 10 (01:21:13):
We start in New York, where police rushed to a
bank burglary, only to discover the suspect was a deer.
The bucks smashed for a window, trashed the office, and
had to be less sued and escorted out. Police believe
it was quote looking for the big Bucks, but that
it left with quote no cash but plenty of dough,

(01:21:36):
and have promised that quote the buck stops here. Three
now to sport, and frankly four play the stores. The
stars of Heated Rivalry have been named official Olympic torch
bearers Bearers.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Is this true?

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Yes it is, Yes, this is true news, it's the news.

Speaker 10 (01:21:58):
Actors Hudson, Williams and Connor Story, famous for playing hockey
rivals who fight on the ice and then immediately start
aggressively making out in locker rooms, will carry the Olympic
flame in Italy. The series is best known for heavy breathing,
slammed doors, ripped jerseys, and sex scenes so steamy viewers
regularly forget there's a puck involved at all. Gosh, Brad.

(01:22:23):
The Olympics say this is about athletic excellence. The Internet
says it's about vibes.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Good from their.

Speaker 10 (01:22:31):
Winter Olympics, so good castag And finally, Mayor Khalifa has
confirmed that she is not dating mister bean Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Despite saw this, despite viral.

Speaker 10 (01:22:42):
AI generated images showing her on a yacht with Ron Atkinson,
she shut it down, saying she is dating a fool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Just not that one.

Speaker 10 (01:22:51):
The sentence we never expected to read aloud on here
and that is the the not news news for the
news news.

Speaker 11 (01:22:59):
I like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
I like this good stories, good stories, and it just
reads your voice Bram.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yeah, I reckon. Next time we get Hillary Barry in here,
news reader, we could have that's a great idea. We
could have guest news read it, cure good morning. I'm
Mike McRoberts. Wouldn't that be great idea for the segment.
Celebrity even celebrities can have a go with it. It's
a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
I like the segment because there's so much news Vorn
feedback is always from the home office. The home office
like that one.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Yeah good. I have to put in much effort for it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
So that's one of my favorite sorts of.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Things we do on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Britain. Rude can thank you have a great weekend, you too,
Thank you for delivering the news.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Play f Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
Now we're in a likes recession, and I think we've
all noticed this a little bit before I mentioned this,
saying you were like, no, this is super true. Like
people aren't liking things on Instagram anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
Or any social They see them and they'll be like, ah, yeah,
haha ha.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
But then that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
That's probably a good call.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Because I like my friends stuff like my deer and
my nearest and dearest, I'll always like a like, it's
just what you do.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
I started following a guy last night who's going to
try to eat a twenty five pound bag of rolled
oats in one week?

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
What how much is twenty How many kg's is that
of rolled oats?

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Isn't it ten kg's? Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
He's going to eat rolled oats?

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
And how many in one week?

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Yeah, so just under twelve kgs of rolled oats. I
don't know why I need to go back and find
his first video. I can't remember his username, so I'm
just hoping it will pub up against Oh my god,
he didn't eight and a half hour bike ride on
the first day to help him burn all the energy
that rolled oats is going to give him because he
has to be nine thousand calories worth of rolled oats

(01:24:50):
a day to get it done. Oh god, and he's
not going to get the likes he wants.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
His Instagram users and particularly content creators are noticing that
likes are down a cross the board. They're saying it's
a like recession creators that there the platform has changed
the way that we're like engaging with it, and the
way that Instagram itself is prioritizing things. Instagram now prioritizing
hidden metrics like watch time saves shares and dms.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Okay, I love the shares thing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
I'll use things last year and it's like these amount
of people and I was like, I bet you did
is real?

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
That's gotten and like a few comments, but it's all shares,
Like that's just people talking that person that's posted it
or gossiping about Yeah. When you posted your statement, which
was just a story, was it a story or a post?
It was as it was a post. We knew how
many people shared that because that was phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
When I was looking at Yeah, the formal announcement of
my breakup, I couldn't believe the numbers and I've put
so much effort into all this like content over the year,
like comedy clips and stuff. Yeah, and the likes on that,
the shares on that was so fun. I can't even
find it now, but.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
It was one hundreds.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
So obviously people like, oh god, lock up that it
was thousands. Sound it was an insane amount of shares.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
So they're saying, yeah, now people are just not engaging
with it. So there's like tips for growth on social
media that's of interest to you. You're like posting with
clear engagement intent, Like what are you trying to get
from it? Track behavior, not likes, Like likes are not
the things that we're looking for anymore, like stne equal success.
We're not liking things. I barely like anything. I like

(01:26:30):
my close friends stuff. But I can sit on something
and be like, I love someone's real I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Yeah, because and then you just move on to the
next time you swipe away?

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Yeah yeah, what about what about after you've had a
couple of venails and you had a bit of a story.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Watch shit, man, I'm like it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
The Harry Styles single out at one o'clock, one o'clock,
I'll play one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
I'll played it too, In fact, I might even check
it in again, so.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
We're really hitting our bit. So it's been any good? Yeah,
it comes out it's a blanker, and that my para.
You were all expecting magic.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
I'm well by, but I've never kissed the gas.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
I love that, Yeah, great lyric Then I want to
go aperture and go on aperture. Aperture, rapperture, look a raperture?

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
Okay, well, I'm actually let's think of one to see
if it's any bitter than that? Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
The podcast done? Because I'm busting propose. Last thing for
a pose Jesus give us a review. Plays Idioms Fletchborne
and Hailey

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