Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 27th 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(01:07):
through you were in the draw on old eight hundred
dolls at m when that plays, the top six is
on the way.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
A popular bakery in Auckland has been told they've got
to stop making horse pies.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
This is literally horse horse meat.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I read the article. The person who owns a bakery
very vague about where they're getting their horse meat from.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Yeah, that's the biggest thing, because it's a very vague.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It came prepared, was all that they were, right.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
It sounds like they're just pulling up in a big
van or truck on the side of the desert road.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
And in a couple of time, I was going to say,
you know the back of Elleslee, the ten goes.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Up, the horse goes mate.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, right, because it's like it's it's a bit of
a tradition and like tongue.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
It's weird though that we'll just happily eat cows. Well,
most of us. A horse that's just like a bit
higher with the long which is basically in fact, it's
harder to catch.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
We should be encouraging it. That's weird to us. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah. Anywhere is no single English word like beef or
pork for horse meat. The French call it chevelin cheve
and horsey is the level horse Yeah no, no, that
the tongue and it is loy a right, Halsey, h
o s I interesting.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
My law. I've got to go on to Oh yes
you do, sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
You forgive It was the top six today dealing with
this Top six signs your pie as a horse Pie amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Next on the show, a.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Crew was called to a building in Canada to remove
something that was stuck to the side of the building.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
What was it, I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Next plays z Ends flesh Fornon Haley, we.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hed to Canada for some breaking news. There was.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
There's a clock tower and those lovely old sort of
brick clock towers at Corner Park in downtown Elgin.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Quinn, Elgin.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Never heard of it, It's never heard of it.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
A local man was walking past and he decided to
really absorb the clock tower.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
You know, just take a moment look up and now.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Those beautiful like old clocktowers or a modern one made
to look new.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Nah, it's very Canadian like. It's a brick like. It's
old old. Yeah right, it's not particularly tall.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I don't know why you'd bother to build like a
modern stock tower.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It's got back to the future clock tower, it does,
it does. Do you know what's clocktower?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I love New Plymouth, Stratford or New Plymouth because Stratford's
got one toe nelm things that come out of it.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
The glass one by the lyn Lie.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, I love that one. You do, Okay, I love
that New Plymouth clock tower. Yes, you know it's a landmark.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, I'll google it. Can you google it?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Because you'll love it. It's like glass and I always say, oh,
I'd love to live in there.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, yeah, cosy moto. Yeah you look up the New
Plymouth one. I'm talking about this one. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
But only have a lot though in New Zealand. Do
we used to be one of your favorite clock tower
six fictitious or otherwise favorite clock tower?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
No, we're not going to be clocktown. Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Back to the future clock tower, off the year, off
the off the table, your favorite clocktown.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
N the clock tower overseas clocktown.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Clock towers. Oh, that's the new plmuth. That is a
nice clock tower. Originally built in nineteen oh six year rebuilt.
It was part of the post office building in sixty nine.
The building was demolished in eighty five. A replica of
the clock tower ripoff. Yes, it's it's fake new, it's
fake old rather yeah, so anyway, it's not my favorite clocktower.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, no, mine was what did it play? Ding ding
ding bing bim bim bim what just the traditional clock?
I don't know what that tune is?

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Who was that?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
And Patni and lower Heart was next to it was
on Jackson Street. Massive a small one.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Tune that clocks play bum bum.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It's given base chime.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
The most common iconic chun played by a grandfather wall
or Mantle clocks is the Westminster Quarters or the Westminster Chimes.
It is based on the Maladay from handles messire handle.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's given big handle.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
So I was packing handle hand ours. We're really were
took on some turs this morning with our with our
clock hyper focused, okay, and we.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Do have some Okay, get.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Jackson Street, Tony, thank you. A lot of votes coming in,
really more than one. Joey was one and me two.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
So that's a lot of votes, is it?

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Okay, okay, so back to this Canadian clock and please
keep on texting it. Oh your Cartertan's got a bloody
good one. But it does go off often too loud.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
You sound every fifteen it should be and then they
should shut it up at about eight or ninety.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah. Yeah, my parents in Italy live next to.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Ah so hard actually, tease and peace for my parents
in the Italian apartment. Let me just finish this and
that we can run through some of the favorite.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I've got Handel's messire.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Okay, for the background, that's fantastic, thanks to the Christiansen
family plan.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
No, no, this is on.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Spotify, thanks to me, myself and I for working hard,
earning money and paying for Spotify Premium.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
God have a job.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I've never heard a clock do this. It's going to
be hidden in here somewhere, all right, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
They couldn't play the whole bloody chun and these things
go on for like fifteen minutes. Listen, there was a
dildo stuck to it. I was just gonna cut to
the clock store. The clocktawn I had some glass paneling
on and a local man was walking past when he
noticed a red toy.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Was a Sunday Morning Mondays. That was one of those
suction cup at a suction base. I'll see someone had
flecked it up.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Well done. So they just stick to the face of
the cloth. You should have have a cock on the clock.
There is a cock on the clock. It wasn't a
clock face, it was a top. Now I wasn't going
to say it. Oh wow, I will say that the
fellas there's quite a tan on it. Yes, Bier's choice.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Okay, So it always surprises me how dark my penis
is for something that never sees the sum.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Actually, that's always a different They're always like completely rogue.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
It's a different tone of brown, completely different and throw
back to my Malta descendants.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
You know, I don't think your Malta. I'm from Malta,
all right. So people obviously went viral on social media.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
A lot of people said that, you know, very disturbing,
very inappropriate to honestly, how amazing.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
That they even got it up that high.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
I know what a throw that and they had to
get sort of like a fire crew, like a rescue crew,
to use a ladder to get up there and remove
the object. The village of Elgonquin sort of counsel has
refused to respond or make comment, and that no one's
come forward to take ownership for the vandalism.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
The council sounder, but steph, don't they okay?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Clock towers, the clock tower and Hornby had a few
rough nights. They woke up, woke up in the across
the road once. Somebody that I think they woke up
in the across the road right other clock towers. Somebody
said the Cambridge clock tower very nice. Cambridge does have nice.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Things Cambridge Cambridge has not so many.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Cambridge looks after their things. That's why they have nice things.
Dunedin is the O G clock tower. The University of
Otago clock tower is a beautiful clock tower, beautiful nine six,
nine sixty. You favorite clock towers, well, I think we can.
Probably the Fielding has.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Got to love the clock towers. Apparently Fielding's gotta love
the clock tower.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Somebody said the Auckland University clock towers not to be
scoffed at.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
There's more clocktawers than we thought. That's very close to you, flig.
There's a nice clock tower. I do know that one. Now,
what's our local clock tower?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Then?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
For we still.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
We still one only has those digital clocks above furniture
stores because you can't we don't have temperature.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Well you know why we don't have nice things because
we don't look after our things. No, we don't, and
we don't. We don't deserve nice things.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Does the name podcast network from your local community facebook page?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
This is the top sex.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I gotta love a little I'm gotta love a little
audacity in the bakery industry. You know what, you've got
to shack out the Pie Awards. I was going to say,
I said, I didn't see this at the Pie Awards.
The same flavors every year, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
What's not?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Actually it's incredible the Pie Awards. We've been, haven't we.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I went and Bethley ham Patrick's mine. Yeah, yeah, we've
got it's just like not over complicated. Yeah, I like
you put all the way to beth for him in Israel.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
The birthplace of Jesus and Jesus, but I stayed for
the pies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it a should be.
The slogan on the Battle.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
For Jesus stayed for the pies. Yeah, well.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Is a traditional tongue and dish, and I do apologize
if I'm saying that wrong.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I've never heard it said.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
It's got horse meat is the main ingredient, and the
horse pie that was put into a pie very popular.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Rave reviews on social media.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Really okay, pocket A Bakery was the one that was
selling it, but they will no longer be selling the pie.
Auckland Council winning poop pood on the parade boom counsel
shut the pies.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Down, red tape nonsense.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
So you still get the other pies, just not the
horse meat pie. Yes, you can sit it before. It's
weird that we'll eat other animals, but then some animals
like I don't know, because so I looked up why
we don't traditionally eat horse. It's like a lot of
religious nonsense. And horses don't convert grass to eatable flesh.
That sounds horrible, as well as cattle or sheep.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
So what does that mean for the texture of the meat.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Probably a slow had horse. When I was young, I
had horse my grandad. We had horse once and I
don't know where it came from. He had horse farm,
so might it just been from the paddock. I don't know,
but I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Different in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
So the bakery owner said, they said, where did you
get the meat from? And he's kind of very very
suspicious about it. It was legitimately sourced, though. I asked
him if they were a registered business. They said yes.
I said, his horse megal horse meat legal to eat.
They also said, yes, that's all we do about where
he got the horse meat from. But I've got the
top sex signs of your pie as a horse pie.

(11:19):
Number six on the list. There's a little bit of
saddle in it. Oh yeah, sad leathery. That's just a
little bit of leathery saddle. Okay, yeah, number five on
the list of the top sex signs your horses a
horse pie. It's served up, but not on a serviet.
It's served up on a page out of the Friday
Flash or the Best Bits.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Oh yeah, why not? Now for those of you who didn't,
I'm great with you.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Your grandfather, Yeah yeah, Every Friday, the Friday Flash it
had all the races that were going to be happening
that weekend, and the favorites, the scratchings, a little bit
of background, the jockey profiles, et cetera.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
I always he would call me up and say, all right,
Hal's what do you want and he'd give me the names,
and I.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Just go for Couck.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Number four on the list of the top six signs
your pie as a horse pie. It's got a tightly
planted tail. Oh yeah, okay, they leave they leave that
in there, do.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
They off because horse here is coarse.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, it's a little decorative situation. Take that out of
leave it on Number three on the list of the
top six signs you're pie as a horse pie. There's
a crazy wide eyed girl and jobs standing beside it. Yeah,
and she's just got their looking a rye and you
can't quite put your finger on it until you realize
she's horses.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, she's into horses. And shout out to our stable
hands this morning list thing. Well, they good morning, and
take care of the horses.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Shout out who are just like catching a reflection of
themselves and the thing and being like, oh, there's me,
I'm horsey, It's me, I'm crazy white eyed horse girl.
And joers look comfortable, never worn any my thigh would destroy.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah. No, they were the original gin pants though they
were making asslet Yeah they do. They pomp, don't they.
And the hook the under the foot yeah, stirrup yeah,
and phenomenal the extra padding there.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Number two in the last of the top sex signs
of your pie as a horse pie. It comes to
the side of horsehorf marshmallows, lovely. I don't give me
that vegan marshmallow ship. Give me the good hole.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Give me a good horf marshmallow. Yeah yeah, stick here, sticky.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yeah, sticky yeah yeah. And number one in the list
of the top sex signs. Your pie is a horse pie.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Little jockey riding it.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
You open the pie warmer and you pull it out,
and he's like, oh my god, sorry the little guy.
I was a little bit. I just was drawn to
put a leg over the pie. I'm so little, just
in there.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
No worries, thanks anyway, Put me off, put me on
the counter, thank you, don't put.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Me on the ground.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Some months stair on me. That is today's top six.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Plaze it ends fletch for and Haley.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Now you know the Bob has been going strong for
twenty twenty five, like, nice blunt Bob. Everyone's been rock
and a Bob. You're go on the red carpets for
all the award seasons and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
A lot of people have chopped a Bob. Okay, but
apparently it's not around to stay. I don't know the
bobs back.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah, it's back. It's back in a big way. Celebrities
rock and Bob's left front and center. Celebrities with Bob's Like,
because there's Margat, Robbie Cutter, Bob Hailey, Baber's got a Bob,
Kendall Jenner had a Bob's and day I had a Bob.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Emma Stone had a Bob. I mean, we've got Bob's goal.
If you don't have a Bob, then you don't have
a job in Hollywood. That's right.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
But apparently the Bob is not here to stay. In
style in twenty twenty six, it's the cool girl hair trend. Yeah,
so color me intrigued as a cool girl. The shexi,
the shexy. Now you would have heard of the pixie cart,
which is very short, very very short. The Shexea is
slightly longer. It's a shaggy pixie. Here's some examples of yep.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Okay, that's what the shexy stands for. This is it's
giving Michelle Williams and Michelle Williams because that girl looks
like her a little bit, but she does a bit.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
When when was Michelle Williams rocking one of those she
hit it in their six show What's that Shining? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:15):
So good, great show. She won the uh thing for
that the awards she did that was so good gold globe.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
So the SHIXI is the longer, more whimsical cousin of
the pixie, so a little bit more wiggle room, a
shaggy pisie.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Really a great trend. And I was like, do you
think this is for everyone?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:34):
No, no, do you think this is for Hailey Sprown?

Speaker 10 (15:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Well, I asked AI to give you the SHIXI. I
see it. That's what we call each other.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Give me a SHIXI cut a shaggy pixie, uploaded a
photo of myself. No, okay, I'll send this to shan Dog.
She can put it up and say should Haley get
a shicks?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Okay, so this will be up on our I think
we should all put a photo of our sales and
asker for give because it's not fair because we can't
grow here. We could order a Shixy wig. We could
order a Shixi wig from because you're here doesn't give
big like no, it's quite fine and thin, very.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Thin and fine here, and most of it's fake.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
So I don't think you could do this. No, no, no,
I just have to go with string yep, loose string.
The listeners can see the photo on our Instagram soon.
But would you show vorn and I now, oh, Patsy sprout.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
It's giving big it does you do? Look no, but
my mum's grown growing out of Bob. Yeah, I know
that's crazy. You look like mad.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Also, you look like a You look like a real
estate agent.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Well, my mum was a real estate she was she really?
Yeah say it?

Speaker 4 (16:47):
You look like you're going to give a manager an
absolute telling off. Yeah, if something's not up to the
U perceived standards.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah yeah yeah. So for me, I'm going to be
sitting this cool girl trend out.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, because you can't. You just it's got it's got
nineties energy. That too, maybe because of what you're wearing
a bit as well, but it's I don't know, that's
already you know what, there's quite a few mums in
krashi you already rock blond one of these a versions.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I just want, like, I can't say some highlights in
that thing.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
I want to say that chatty like make it more, like,
make it cooler, more rocky.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
It can't work miracles. It's only got to face the problem.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I't. I didn't say that. No, no, no, no, blitch.
You didn't have to.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
It was insinuated and it is also factualwork.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Well, you said we flew back from Krashur after our
ade here and weekend. It does and Shannon, you witnessed
an embarrassing moment for someone on the plane.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Yeah, I was in a Flicher Hailey sandwich, so we
were Yeah, I was in the middle seat of the TURBI.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
You were doing your your crocheting, nottingh out.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
Can I soft launch your project? Of course, she's cross
showing her own outfit for Laneway. And we were talking
to a number of people over the weekend and we said, oh,
we're all going a lane way and people even even
said to Vaughn, if you got your outfit ready now,
we're all panic, like, what.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Do you mean? Yeah, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
It's the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
But you know it won't be for me. I'll just
beak T shirt shorts. You know I'm not going to
do books you don't do I was going to do.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
I've only got some dad new balances, balances and a
nice polo you can pop up. I think that's next
week show sorted as getting vorn and fisty out.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I've got that harness. Remember that I wore a troice
of art. One could wear that. People we harnessestival.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
It's a bit different. I was in between the turf you.
Hailey was sleeping and Flitch was watching TV.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
I was watching Chicago p D Thanks episode classic plain
behavior from us.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I'm always asleep and you're always awake watching.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
You're really scary to sit next to you as you
sleep because you look like you're dying, truly flop and
you joels and it's real freaky. But anyway, we were
sitting there.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
God, Chicago Pete is the most fletch TV show of
It's a great cop show.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Teen season.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I've seen every single season, every single episode.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
It's great. It's great.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
I was sitting there, so we were right. We were
in the front row, of course, because we were three
elites sitting next to each other, and we.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Don't say that there were gold lads.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Also, she's a Nippo gold We turned out because the
boyfriends are late.

Speaker 6 (19:38):
Yeah, it still counts.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
I watched someone go into the bathroom and I was like, yeah, nice, cool,
I enjoy your pea.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
And then it's weird when you see people go in
the bathroom, ma and they take ages. You're like, what
were you doing in there? You just pued in front
of it.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Toilet a hundred people. You are literally pulling the room
of one hundred and fifty people. Think about it. Yeah,
how can how do people have the guts to even
do that?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
I love when when my bowels like do this, No,
my body even a long haul flight, my body is
like you are not doing that here?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, I'm really five shared on planes for sure. Yeah,
decorate have I know, I'm not going to hold it
in all the way to bloody, you know, don't. Some
like turbulence And then you're like, look, shake it out.
I was on a planet with someone shit themselves in
the seat and the toilet.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
That's how embarrassed were to use the actual.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Rather risk it. But so you saw someone go.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
In and go in and I say, yeah, cool, and
then I watched someone hit up the aisle and I
was like, oh on, like, don't worry this someone in there.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
She'll just wait.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Yeah, and then she just opened the door and the
person in the toilet had not locked it. Oh no.
And I watched the whole like, and the thing is
the way where we were sitting. I couldn't see the
person on the toilet obviously, but I could see her
feet and she was definitely on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
She was on toilet, but you, I mean you could
have I know there's someone in there.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
I thought about it. I thought because it was a
girl as well, and I'm always nice of a woman
than men, you know, Like I.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Was like I should do something, and then I don't. Wow,
the worst.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Man.

Speaker 6 (21:23):
I would have asked someone else to help him, but no,
I just watched it all go down. And then she
was so embarrassed, like she came out maybe yeah, four
or five seconds later, like she wrapped up whatever was
happening in the toilet.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
You always know the door is not locked if the
light doesn't come on. It's like an automatic thing.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
I feel like it's a social cue of like, hey, don't.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
She's in the dark.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
As long as the foot against the door too, because
if I ever sit down on that toil, I put
a hard doors it, but it opens out it folds
or the folding doors long haul yea, the domestic flights
all open out. But if you ever been on a
long haul flight where you go go wheeze or sit
down and there's a window, no, yeah, there's a window

(22:10):
in the toilet, we too.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Outside side. I'm just sitting near for the rest of
the flight playing.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
You're sitting away with your back to the window. But
if you're standing up to pee like a guy, does
you literally let anyone out there can see with a view?

Speaker 3 (22:26):
He with a view?

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Windows in the laboratory are rear, but featured on the
Airbus A two twenty and Airbus A three fifties select
Airbus A three eighties in business class.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Literally we literally.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
Do that.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
M podcast Network plays that MS flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Let's quite a lot of these I haven't seen.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
There's people have been trying to collate lists of shows
you might want to watch.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
If you enjoyed Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Which I finished last night, I watched the last episode
I had one to go.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Did you enjoy it? I did.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, it's so short at six ips, and I think
reading up about it, they made it in like a month.
They made it so cheap, they made it in a month.
And they made it in a month, yeah, because it
was just low budget, Like this wasn't meant to be
like this phenomenon that it was. It was just like
on some cable like network and then it was snapped

(23:28):
up by HBO. So nine out of ten IMDb Roden
Tomatoes ninety five percent of Google users rated heated rivalry
thumbs up. Because you know, there's a certain faction of people,
let's call them douchebags, will review bomb things that have

(23:49):
gay content or gay characters, or just females in any
Disney show. Yeah yeah, any female that's playing a role
in a huge galaxy.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Do you think it's so gay that they haven't even bothered?
Because that's how it's got.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's rare. I mean it's not.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
It's a really well done show. Yeah, yeah, that is cool.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
It's it's like it's a romance, right, yeah, steamy romance.
We love that stuff. And obviously there's like heaps of
like if you go on gay times dot com. There
is a huge list of all the kind of like
LGBTQ I plus shows that people love, like heart Stopper,
which I didn't.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I haven't watched heart Stop is good. Heart Stop is good.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
But the surprising thing about the show is that it's
the women that are into it. Yeah totally, whereas yeah, yeah,
normally the gay shows the gays are watching.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean not just but you know, no, totally,
these feel good Did you see that show with May Martin,
you know, short blonde here check she's a lesbian. Some
people were just saying, if you want to watch some
gay hockey drama, just watch the women's hockey leg because
there are all lesbians and their East Siders is in there.
There's so many shows that you can watch, but people

(25:09):
were like collating a really specific list to fill specific.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Voids that Heated Rivalry had.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
So like, the first on the list is Fleabag, and
I was like, well, that's not a goshaw, but they
were like the only other show with chemistry that good,
you know what I.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Mean, My god, Fleabag is one of the greatest shows.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
But everyone talks about the chemistry from heated right being amazing?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Oh yeah, that's true because it is great chemistry.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, Fellow Travelers.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
So that's a show I recommended to someone else because
I'm surprised, like with the way Heated Rivalry's taken off,
that fellow travlors didn't in the same way. Bailey, Yeah,
it's Jonathan Bailey and Matt Boemer.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
As historical romance, political thriller that follows Timothy Laughlin.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Is it too political? And Hawkins Across Your Coats?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Is the Hockey one just easy? The Hockey one is easy?
It's political under Yeah, yeah, but it is.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's a good drama. It's really good.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
But it's also like way more raunchy than Heated Rivalry.
If you like Heated Rivalry because of like you know,
they heated and the horniness, then you will love Fellow Travelers.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
So A Breeze of Love, which is a South Korean
b l uh series and bl stands for boy love.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh right, OK, A Breeze of Love.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
It's a South krim and South Korean makes Amazing TV.
A South Korean TV show that follows two basketball players
who are keeping their love right.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
They have to walk over a glass bridge and some
of the panels give away the hockey flavor shape brother,
yeahs are ruthless, ye yeah, And.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Then someone said tied lasso if you're there, just predominantly
for men's sports and not so much.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
The great show.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
It's for the like the fields and the feel good.
That was like the perfect show after COVID and Lockdown.

Speaker 11 (27:01):
How much?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
How much? How much hockey is actually involved and hated rivalry?
Not a lot.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
There's like Montages, Montages if you think Montague's if you
want something super gay to watch.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Last night I watched Pillion, which is the gay biker
drama starring Alexander Skarskart.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Right, that's new right, Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I'd say you couldn't get gayer, right, okay, And it
was really beautiful. It's same kind of thing, you know,
it's sort of set in this like kinky world, but
it's kind of follows the story of this like love
love story blossoming between two unlikely people.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Right, Okay, So get out there. Two on your TV.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Keep it gay plays z m's Flesh fore and Right
Now is Joe mcneally, a comedian who you know from Taskmaster,
which I've done before. But the UK version of the
kind of bigger one, The Jonathan Ross Show, all over
online and coming to New Zealand and straight from her bed,
I believe with a glass of wine, Joanne, welcome.

Speaker 12 (28:07):
Just to be clear, I am in London, so it
is evening time.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't worry. Listen if you were
having chips and wine in bed at breakfast time. We're
not here to judge, you don't know.

Speaker 11 (28:19):
I like to start the day off with the lovely
piano griage before I hit the gym. Now it's evening time,
and my bad, it's it's kind of a bad calm
off as they call it the bath.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
As I do all my important business from here lay
it is the place of business. Do you brush out
the crumbs before bed though, or do you just yeah?

Speaker 12 (28:37):
Like it's very raccoon vibes than the bad.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
This is actually a really full circle moment for us
because it's a bit of a show trauma. You're the
first Irish guest we've had on for a while since
we actually had a Broadcasting Standards authority complaint made a
two hour show for making well.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
They said we made fun of the Irish.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
It was an Irish listen because we made fun of
I Lingus, your national airline go on.

Speaker 13 (29:05):
Here.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, we just thought that. I mean, it's a funny,
weird that Irish people won't acknowledge that half of the
name is Lingus. Oh, I know what you mean.

Speaker 12 (29:15):
This is breakfast radio. I want to finish it for you,
but I know exactly.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
What you're genuinely an Irish list made a complaint.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
A formal complainant was, oh it was my own God there,
I would suggest that she's not really Irish because there's
Irish people have a great sense of humor and they're
huge fans of LUs.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I love the Lingus. That's what we thought night. All
the Lingus we've been known.

Speaker 12 (29:48):
We're very you know, we love good chat and we are.

Speaker 11 (29:52):
Yeah, we're fans of lingcos. I don't ignore them, don't
mind them, complain about them.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
We just wanted to give you an album case you
didn't want to chat to, you know, such an overtly
racist show.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, I want you to sort of hang up and
you're like, wait, what that's the most problematic radio show
in New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (30:09):
My god, Oh no, trust me, I will be complaining
immediately when I hang up. Pop like the lavel of
racism on this radio station has heard of there?

Speaker 3 (30:20):
And they started going l L L yeah, yeah, lap Lass.
I was silent.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Thought, before we talk about your show that you're bringing
to New Zealand, which we're very excited for, I wanted
to know that you've got a podcast I haven't actually
listened yet. Called my therapist ghosted me?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
And is that true? Did your therapist ghost you?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
He did?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Join my therapist ghosted me when I was fourteen? Shut off?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah, okay, so my story is not that my parents
sent me to therapy for a bit because I decided
I wanted to be a goth and they.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Thought I was depressed.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
And so when I got to therapy, I just didn't
say anything to this woman and she was like, well,
I don't know what your problem is, but I certainly
can't help you, and then she I never heard from
her again.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
We couldn't get an appointment.

Speaker 11 (31:05):
I mean, it's probably a bit early to get into this,
but like sending you to a therapist because you liked
wearing blacknail polish, it's quite.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
It's a whole thing. Is that a prairer of Doc
Martin's I don't think so going to be sections sections? Wait,
how did your therapist abandon you?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
So?

Speaker 11 (31:27):
I was going to him for a little while, and
I could feel he was getting bored by me, which.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Is always highly Was he just on his phone or
looking at sides I.

Speaker 11 (31:39):
Could feel and wanting to roll his eyes, but he
like he was trying to keep it together. But I
could feel that the sockets were the sockets wanted to roll. Yeah,
but I was only going to him for a little
while anyway.

Speaker 12 (31:52):
Then once you skip a few couldn't get ahold of him.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
I'm desperately trying to book in and he just just
disappeared the face of the earth, and literally, like in
a classic ghosting sense.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I rang him a couple of times. Then eventually yeah,
oh yeah, I went. I was like, I'm going to
bring your mother.

Speaker 11 (32:18):
And then eventually I I mailed him one day because
I was like, I just need closure, and I was like,
his name is John. I'm not I'm not even gonna
I'm not even gonna protect his identity anymore.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
His name John.

Speaker 11 (32:29):
And I emailed him and I was like, John, do
you still work in mental health? And he said, hello, Joanne,
nice to hear from you. I do, and this is
who I'd recommend for you, And it.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Was a linked to.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
Brutal, but it was only with me and Vogue would
do the podcast with. We were having a production meeting
with Global who we do the pod with, and it
was it was back in zoomy Timesoom zoom calls similar
to this, and you know when you're kind of making
that like little bit of chit chat before everyone comes
on the zoom and you're kind of just filling the time,
and the juicer was like, how have you been?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I was like, well, not great. My therapist goes to me.

Speaker 12 (33:04):
And straight away he was like, oh, let's just call
the podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, okay, love, listen to the podcast.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
You're coming to New Zealand, Auckland, Wellington, christ It in April.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
What is your show about? What's called Pino File, which
is honestly a stunning name.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
As you join us, as you join us from your
bed with a pani, Well.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Do you know what?

Speaker 11 (33:26):
I'm so impressed that you're allowed to say the name
on your radio station, because I will, I'll be honest.
Most radio stations is like Juane just has a show
and then the.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Name because well you should, you should hear what we
say about the Irish, I know exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I don't another another broadcasting standards complain thanks to you,
another Irish person.

Speaker 12 (33:48):
Pino file for you know that. So basically the what's
the show?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Abate? I guess the show? Do you know what the
show is?

Speaker 11 (33:56):
But I'm in my forties now, I'm seeing currently single,
I'm between lovers, I have no children, and I think
I am very much a product of my generation.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I think that's the way society is kind of.

Speaker 11 (34:10):
There's more single women than ever before, there's more women
with no kids than ever before. There's all this kind
of culture of decentering men, which I mean I don't
really want to do. And you know, things are it's
it's a funny time. Morale in the heta world.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Is low, I would say, because living. I mean, the
gays have sorted, don't worry about it.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
The gays, the.

Speaker 11 (34:33):
Gays are thriving, the straits are struggling. You know, we're
all a victim of our algorithm, and it's very much
turning us all against each other. And you know, I
have a lot of female friends and I'm talking about
just living, like building a commune where we're all attelling
each other's back.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
And the show do you know what?

Speaker 11 (34:50):
The show is very much about where I am in
my life now, kind of navigating being on your own
like hollerday in your own and you know, kind of
trying to build up resilience of living your life like that.
And also about female friendship. And I had a couple
of like fun dating stories.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
God, I love man. Honestly, it's giving big Join and
I should be best friends energy, isn't it from.

Speaker 11 (35:11):
A you're a bit of me, you'd be You'd be
right on the demographic now we can say water butt.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
It is like telling you the Irish version of Hailey
really is.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I'll take you out for a peanut when you get
to New Zealand very happily love it.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
Loan Well if you want to get tickets Auckland, Wellington
and christ.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
In We're talking April April seventeenth, get online, get those tickets. Yeah, Joanne,
thank you so much for joining us, and we'll leave
you to your pentagram, z.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
M podcast Network Play, z MS, FLETCHPHN and Hailey, do
you have a signature look and what is it?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I'm talking the look that you've held onto for years
and years and years. I don't really.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Something you always wear a look you always.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Have because I'm always like, I stick to something.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
For a little bit and then I I just go
crazy get bored. Like remember when I just decided it
was a casual goal and now wear a lot of
T shirts. I wasn't really into T shirts before that.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I was a moochie gol.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Nice to know that we've rubbed off on you have
rubbed off of me. And also there's nothing like getting
up at four thirty in the morning and checking on
a T shirt because it's easy.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, yeah, it makes it tey.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
It puts away the skirts, blazers, jack all that kind
of stuff quite quickly. But you know, like then I
was like, I want to be blonde, and then I
was a redhead, and then I had pink here, and
then I had this.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I'm always like trying to change it. Now I'm currently
in my tattoo wearra That one you can't change. No,
that's forever. Yeah, yeah, that's a forever one. Why not
really can go and get their laser removal. I'll never
do that. I will live, but I'll live and diabye
my mistakes.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
So I'm talking about this because there's a number of people,
like famous people, Claudia Winkleman being one of them.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Now if you don't know who ever heard of it?
She is the host of The Trader's UK.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
You know, she's got that huge black fringe, heavy heavy eyeliner.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
That's her lock and she sticks to it.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Other examples Diane Keaton, she was always the you know,
the suits, the men's suits and the hat that was
Diane's signature look. She had that from like the seventies
to the day she died, and a wind tour. The
editor of the Haircut The Haircut she never changes it ever,
never changes it.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
She said that since she was a young girl. Dolly Parton,
that's his signature look. Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson signature look.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's a white shirt and blue signature look.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Cartoons, Okay, cartoons were not including because they just wear
the same outfit.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Yeah, it would be weird if there were cartoons that
regularly changed their clothes. Yeah, but we know that don't
because they're too hard to change.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Had to draw here well, like people have been sharing online,
had they found their signature look and how the benefits
of sticking to it the sake of ease, like you're
never sort of wondering what am I going to wear?
Or you know what I feel like looking like today?
It provides psychological grounding and continuity. You know who you are,
reduces pressure to chase trends. You care what's happening over there.

(37:57):
This is my thing I want to know from Alice,
what is your signature look?

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Your beard would be your signature look born.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, I suppose so and a beanie in winter and
that's your signature look.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
And there's like a moment where we transition from weird
working working boots and beanie to cap in stocks. Your
signature look Fletch has just had a shake up.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
He got glasses now reading glass.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
But your signature look would be a navy car heart
T shirt and a navy cap, like there is nothing
signature about.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Are Also, they're the only hats that fit me.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
You wore a shirt to eat Sheeran, and I didn't
know who to I did.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
It's uncomfortable, yea, the whole day he was like pulling
on himself some my message in my signature.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Look, I've got one tired, Yeah, tired. That's a great signature.
That's so brilliant. I love that.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
We wanted to teach the person that.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Message that it has the coolest phone number. You know,
sometimes I'm not going to I'm not going to read that.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
You see a phone number and it just looked just yeah,
and you're like good. They must be so stoked with
that phone. It's almost like binary yeah, binary coach.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Okay, I want one hundred times at him? Call us now,
text through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
What is your signature look? We're talking signature looks. What
is your signature look?

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Get in charge as a call or a text because
a lot of celebrities rock his signature look and people
are going it's time we commit to one thing. We
do it to death, rather than going along with the
trends or doing what I do, which is like we're like,
maybe maybe I shouldn't have been here, maybe I should
do this, maybe I should completely change who I am.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
You know, is there an I have you took to
your therapist about that? Maybe there's going to be something there,
something there, Like you know, I had one of them.
I had one of the biggest identity crisis. Chrisys antheums.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Yeah, when at the age of twenty six, after getting
it pierced. At fourteen, I took my nose ring out
because I was just like having to take it in
and out all the time for marching and different things.
And I took it out and then I was like,
and suddenly the signature that thing was gone, And I
thought no one was going to even know that it
was cool again?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
How would they know? Again?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
I would probably bring this a ring. I'd probably bring
this up in therapy. There's something there.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
There's a lack of value that I'm placing it with myself.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, prett too much on the nose ring.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah yeah, you're speaking external validation. I should pieces my
nose again. It's the hottest I have ever looked. Anyway,
come back to that, Matthew, Matthew, good morning. Wats your
signature look?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Good morning, Jane. Funnily enough, I've found this by someone
else because I've been on the journey to obviously find
myself again. Yes, and I it happened to be a
cowboy hat.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Okay, I love a cowboy hat.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
And by cowboy hat, like a good proper what brandy
rock look sharp?

Speaker 1 (40:44):
No, it's not, it looks sharp? One it it only
costs five dollars. Okay, amount of complimens they get kind
of on a daily basis is absolutely crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Where did you get a five dollar cowboy hat from?
If it wasn't look sharp?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
It was one of those stores, Okay, okay, because I
saw a lot of people at itch here and wearing
the pink cowboy hats. But it's not the pink one, No,
that's black.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Mine was a black one.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
So do you think that's how it happens, is that
we we go for these locks or whatever, and people
start complimenting us, and then we're like.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Well, feeds.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Well, then if you say to a guy in nice shirt,
he'll just buy ten of those shirts and live in
that shirt forever.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's how guys work. What, Matt, how does the hat
make you feel?

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Incredible?

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Okay, so what that's what's really singing is like how
it makes you sparkle?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Okay, Well, Matt, thank you for sharing some messages in
I've been rocking animal print for ever twenty years. It's
come in and out of fashion so many times over
the years. I've got shirts, dresses, skirts, pj's, shoes, bags,
literally everything. When friends have babies, always give them something
animal printers. I love look very Hailey Sprowl.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
You know, when I'm older, I want to do something
like that, you know, when I'm in my sex steels
or something just like come at heart.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Oh, I could imagine you being a mum wearing cat
T shirts.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
I'm not a mum. I will never be a mum
a cat.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
T shirt like a cat on it all? Yeah my thing,
you know, like everything's cat. Yeah, I've got I've got
cat glasses and a handbag.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Kate was walking into work when she messaged, so she
couldn't take our call, but she said, leather plea the jackets.
I've lived in them for ten plus years. Everyone's always
less Like I light your jacket and it's pleather. So
you're saving the plane. Wait are you saving the planet
with pleather? Or are you making the planet worse with pleather?

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Well, we're not killing animals for pleather, but we're but
we're putting plastic into the lands, you know, don't question it.
I mean, fashion is not helping the planet in any way. No,
we'd be helping if we were all nude. You couldn't
come to work, I remember.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yeah, my signature look is being fat and old. Now
I know. I'm sorry. It's timeless. One is actually it's
from the beginning of time.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
It's timeless. Yeah, you'll always be in fashion my signature. Look,
I got ten millimeter tunnels.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Now those the whole degree, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Oh no, that's not two centimeter because sometimes you see
people with flappy ear lobes and taken the tunnels out
and you can see these a little bit of regret
there because they've got a gaping flappy hole.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Well you know, I grew up emo and I had
two friends that had the cat butthole surgery. Ah, yes, yes, yes,
slip the clip, the flap off, pucker her up. How
much does that cost because it's private? Right, Oh okay,
you don't even go to sleep, don't you. They just
numb it, slip it off, nip it off, tidy and
all up. But it's a bit mangy for a bit.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Yeah, but any of the person with the ten mile
tunnels has become my signature. Look, i've got done over
a decade. Again, I get regular positive comments, even from
old white ladies. Oh, they're really stringent with their positive comments. Yeah,
I know the tunnels if they're small. It's the big
ones you decide. Oh you're going to regret that, Yes, but.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
I also want to put my finger through it, you
know what, I meant to get a finger in there.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Somebody else said signature looks rich wrestling bitch face that
as a professional wrestler, says Michael Black, tights and a mullet.
I can't change my lock now, it's sorry. Look, I'm sorry.
What there's a professional wrestler thing to the show? Oh
that's amazing. Well there is that wrestling outfit that in

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New Zealand, is it ip W. I've always wanted to
go to one of those.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
They have the community.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
They charge admissions so they get paid to do it,
so I guess they are a professional.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Amazing.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Well, maybe one day we should go simply we simply must.
Somebody said short skirt leggings are were it every single day?

Speaker 10 (44:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (44:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Yeah, man, shirt, short skirt, you can't go wrong. Yeah,
oh sure.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
My mum's had the same haircut since she was fourteen.
She tried to bleach her hair and fried it off
and has a front fringe and the long hair. Ever
since she's now sixty five, and she's had the same haircut,
the exact same haircut since she.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Was full of one years.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
I feel like a lot of mums do just have
the same haircut. It's easy.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
They know what they like. Yeah, my mom's doing new.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
My mom always had like long like here like mine
when she was young, and then she did you know,
classic nineties cart.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Had she mean to syrapy.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
This is something in, there's something in that.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
I should go together. You see me and my mom
go to therapy together. Virginia has enough dealing with me.
Imagine bringing Patsy into the Manx generational shows.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Somebody said, I think my neighbor has just been pregnant
for like twelve years. She's always pregnant, and so her
signature look is pregnant. She's been pregnant forever. There's always
a new kid, and then she's pregnant again. Wow the
baby making factory. Yeah, so that's her signature look, pregnant.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
The z N Podcast Network play z EN's Flesh Forn
and Hailey Fun.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Haley Silly Little po.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, little silly,
little silly.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Selling little pole. How do you feel about one way streets?
Love them or not? A fan or seventy four percent
of people said not a fan.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah, So yesterday we had to get from our hotel
which was by the new Stadium in christ which to work,
which if you were walking, I think we walked to
that cafe by work and it was five minutes max.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, but it was very early. We all had our suitcases.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yes, we had to get an ober and then but
to get there, if you were driving, it would take
like a minute, but because of the one way streets,
it took like a like around seven or eight minutes. Yeah, insane.
Christ Streach never used to be one year one before
the earthquake. It did, Yeah, not as bad. I don't know,

(46:45):
so I can't remember. Wellington's got a lot. New Plymouth has.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Some had some one way Elington does have a lot
right in town. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
And if you're knew there and you're not using GPS,
you're kind of you kind of have to stuff stopping
a silly billy. So how do you feel about them?
Seventy four percent of people will love them? Sorry, seventy
four percent of people not a fan. Twenty six percent
of people loved them. Why what is the reason skinny
traffic flow? It's traffic flow, right, That's why you put

(47:15):
them in, is to keep the traffic flowing in one direction.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
And that's the idea story on my life. So you
see one way direction came out, kicked it off.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
You improved traffic flow, increased capacity, and enhance safety and
congested urban areas. Anyway, I just thought it was skinny streets.
It was old skinny streets. Sometimes it's an old skinny street, Mason.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Said, not a fan.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
As you probably found out, the Christi is one way system, serve.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Benny.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
One way streets are the backbone of the kivy economy
that deliver where no other road knows how to. Without them,
roundabouts and prettyestri and crossings would get bullied more a
thankless task by the mighty one way street.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Okay, thanks man. Wow, that's a real lover of one
way streets.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Petition of love, Renee said, I think I had PTSD
from when I was young and we had not long
moved to Christtretion. My mum turned the wrong way down
a one way street and the cars are touting and
pointing and try to indicate your mum the one way,
and she just calmly said, oops, this might be one
way street and then just drove to the end of
that street to complete the wrong way. It was my
first encounter with a one way street, and to this
day Cross City seem to freaks me out because of mums.

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They eliminate delays caused by vehicles turning across lanes, so
because you're not backed up behind cars turning.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
You can just keep going. They just keep going.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah, yeah, Fletch will know well, says Megan. The one
way Streets sit show in New Plymouth the pain when
you just need to get to the shops but you
have to do a long.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Block d tour.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
It does work surprisingly well once you get used to it.
Only had a head on collision or like three times
in the first year living here turned the wrong way
into a street. Love them if I know they exist,
but hate them if I'm mut to a place and
trying to figure out where to drive without looking like
an idiot, says Elliott. Yeah, and Renee said all good
when walking sucks when driving.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, fair call.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
So today's a little pole. We asked how do you
feel about one way streets? And seventy four percent of
you not a fan?

Speaker 8 (49:07):
Does that end?

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Podcast network?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
We want to know right now. When did the ticket
buying go wrong? Because of course it is today, Harry
Styles ticket sales day. Things kick off right, the pre
sales are starting and then the general ones Friday ish,
something like that, all.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
The details that set him online Hailey sprou Oh, beg
your pardon.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Sit online dot com.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Yes, not see them on line, Hailey sprout dot com.
Well there's Hailey sprou dot com if you want tickets
to see me. But they're like talking about right now.
Don't feel free? Do you remember the Taylor Swift ticket
buying debacle?

Speaker 11 (49:40):
Like that was?

Speaker 3 (49:41):
It was like you are eight thousandth in the line.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
That was the most insane ticket purchasing experience I've ever witnessed.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
With friends years they were like people taking days off
of work and then you miss out when I.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Were the tech problems.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yeah, remember when I said, because you're like you always
get the tickets or our friend Mike always does tickets. Yes,
And so when we decide we're going to go to
a concert together like Paramore, for some reason me a
literal living nightmare, was like, I'll get the tickets for Paramore.
And then I got a text from fletchpingler, are you
in the queue and I was like, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
I was away and that's why you were buying the tickets.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
You were you were given the responsibility driving somewhere and.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
You were a nightmare and you missed out on the tickets.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
And missed out on the pre style And I was like,
don't worry, I'll get us into general sale tomorrow. Get
in their nar bole all gone. We ended up fixing it.
But that's a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
You know.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
There are people that were you know, like you got
them in the cart and then you get that ten
minute countdown to finish the thing, and you know, I've
heard of people who are in the countdown getting their thing.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Oh shit, where's my card?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
And then they come back and it's gone and the
tickets are gone, refreshed, sold out.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Yeah, all their cards expired or that has created an.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Account and they the top dice y.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
So just kind of stories like that, when maybe you
were the head of the group who was in charge
of buying the tickets, it was an im Maybe you
bought the wrong kind of tickets.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Oh my god, you bought the wrong city, you know,
and then you're like you turn up to in Auckland
and you've got tickets for inch here and Christ.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I mean that would be quite hard to do, Like
there's literally there's at Yeah, it's been done. Well, that's
all we wanted to know this morning, because whatever tickets
you're buying for, it's a very stressful experience, especially if
you're head of the group. So oh eight hundred dance
at him is our number. You can message as well,
nine six nine sex.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Very funny stories coming in. When did the ticket buying
go wrong? Well, it's Harry Styles ticket Buying Day. The
all A lot of the pre sales start today yep,
and for informations hit him online dot com.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
But we want to know when the ticket buying went wrong?
How did it go wrong?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
So what the stress if you're the one streets like
sometimes I because I've got an amex. There's a amex
Harry Styles presale and doctor Shawney's got me on the
on the keyboard this afternoon, I'll go on the big desktop.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
On a big screen.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Theob crazy. I'm not doing big purchases with the little
screen screen. No, no, no, no, I know that's very millennial.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Booking flights on a phone, are you insane?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Well, domestic flightssic flank overseas top laptop, a laptop.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Come on sitting at a table, laptop on a lap.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
People that blacktopses on a laptop.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
On the couch, get up and sit at a chair.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Wild video. So I've got to I've got to buy
the tickets. But it's pretture because I'm not going. And
so what if I get the wrong seating area, or
I buy tickets that are too cheap, or.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
And then that there Harry styles and like the nosebleed seats.
She screwed us.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
That's one of the text messages in so I said.
Somehow our least rugby loving friend ended up being the
one to purchase our all blacks tickets. Ship tickets are
high in the corner, she apologized. When we were to
our seats and we're all going, it's okay. It wasn't
her rugby loving husband was pissed off the whole dame
and let her know about it. She sat down with
the laptop on her lap. Yeah, she probably needed the

(53:09):
big screen on a disc of the table. Do you
think that she was just like, I'll get the cheapest seats.
Yeah no yet, Look, there's a lot of appreciate Susan,
we did the ticket buy.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
And go wrong?

Speaker 8 (53:22):
Oh yeah, I was in charge of Katie Perry tickets
for the family. Yeah, and I was so excited got
in there and got tickets up in the bleachers of
such like amazing tickets. And then I got my email
through conferring how awesome I was, and then realized that
I'd only got one?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Was effective? Wasn't it just just because it was only one?
Did you get back? And did you were?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
You're like, God, that's a really cheap concert for a
family as fine a hundred.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Dollars the numbers?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
But now I got back in.

Speaker 10 (54:02):
But us three girls ended up being in the mosket.

Speaker 8 (54:04):
While her father sat up there.

Speaker 14 (54:06):
And made some friends and sort of waved dound.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
And oh dad got a seated Yeah Dad probably wasn't
too bad, too unhappy about that too, Yeah, Susan.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Thank you, Nicole? How bad did the ticket buying go?

Speaker 14 (54:25):
Hello?

Speaker 13 (54:25):
Happy Tuesday, Happy Tuesdays.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
I was at a shearan in Auckland and sitting next
to a lady who had She told me she'd been
trying to buy tickets for Australia. Has about teen pop
sorted up trying to get tickets didn't have her glasses
on and then realized she had got tickets but it
was for Auckland, so she's come over.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
My god, So she had to book likes to come
over to Auckland last week.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
That is insane.

Speaker 7 (54:56):
Yeah, yeah, that's over for a night or two and
then went back home.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
No, we wouldn't have been cheap because it didn't sell
out though. Would she have been able to just resell
those but maybe she couldn't. Maybe she couldn't get them
in Australia.

Speaker 12 (55:10):
Oh my god, So that.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Actually has happened.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Okay, I can't believe that.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
And Nicole, that's incredible. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Some texts and when did the ticket buying go wrong?
Somebody said, though they mentioned that I will leave the
ticket distributors name out of this.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I've used a very harsh sea word to describe them.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Kicked me off a pre sale for suspicious activity as
I was going to pay suspicious. I had it all done,
it was going in for a pre sale, and then
it said like we're we believe this is suspicious activity,
locked me out. I had to log into my Missus
account to get them. Luckily didn't get pushed too much

(55:50):
further back in the seating, but.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
It was very stressful.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yes, so yeah, the quality of their seats dropped because
of this suspicious activity or what would make it think
that if you were on a VPN or don't know,
something like that. Okay, I don't know what qualifies this
suspicious activity.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
We've had a lot of people taking a gamble on
via go Go. Now, let's not forget. I'm off a
concert in Paris later.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
In the year with a via go Go.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
So literally this past Saturday, I organized for our friend
group to go indoor skydiving. Now that's fun. We've done
that at Queenstown, queens Don's Creedible.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
We all paid.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Went to Google Maps how far it was from our hotel?
Put in the address from our Auckland hotel. It was
going to take us quite a long time because I
had booked indoor skydiving in Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Oh yeah, that's where they were in Auckland. Did they
get the money back? I don't know. If you're going
to change to a different I don't know they have
it in Auckland though. Yeah, there's one here, okay, is
it somewhere and there's one and there's one in is
he and there's one in has it all? It really does,

(56:59):
This isn't andvertisement for tourism it really is though it
really is.

Speaker 8 (57:03):
It really is.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Happily go down and down.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
First time I ever purchased tickets for myself, missed out
on the pre sale in general, so thankfully they added
a second show, got those tickets, but it ended up
in the hospital the day of the show.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Lost the tickets purchasing.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
It wasn't a ticket purchasing. That was just young story.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
That was when did you make it? Please? You think
you could call back?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Please call back when we opened the phone lines for
when did you miss the concert?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
And on why it is a great phone It would
probably do that later April, later in the year for
April April.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Tickets for Jimmy Carr and Hamilton a couple of years ago,
except he bought tickets for Jimmy Carr and Hastings worked
on a right.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
They went on a lovely road trip in that theater
and Hastings is beautiful performed there this year. It's good. Yeah,
Taylor Swift tickets.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
We got through it kept saying wrong credit card details
realized eventually you had to click visa. It didn't auto
detect that it was Visa, and then the tickets were
no longer available, so I had to select different ones.
Once that one was done, time and run out. We
got kicked out of the site.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
No, man, I'm so sorry to hear it.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Like you just put your credit card number and it
just knows now yeah, yeah, trying.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
To be a good sister.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
And I purchased tickets, two tickets to Billie Eilish for
a couple of years ago. Now we live in the
South Island. I didn't look into how much flights were
going to cost. I purchased the tickets the same day
I looked at flights. It was going to be over
two thousand dollars. I was trying to buy Spice Skills
tickets in twenty nineteen. At one stage I was four

(58:35):
millions in.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Q even possible four millions.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
So then I was in the middle of the night
in New Zealand, I was a little bit drunk, started panicking, so.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
I bought a super dodgy v Go Go ticket.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I flew to London, got to Wembley and didn't know
until I put the ticket in the machine and whether.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Or not it was going to work. And it worked,
actually work, Jody.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
That was you?

Speaker 13 (59:02):
Oh oh no, sorry.

Speaker 10 (59:05):
My my story was a friend of mine was in
the Scotland and bought what she thought was tickets to
the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh yeah, ended up in
a concert for the Red Hot Chili Pipers.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Oh my god, that's so good. Though they are their
covers band. It's a bagpipe. Oh only they do like heavy,
middle and all sorts. Yeah, it was it a good
night though.

Speaker 10 (59:32):
Yeah, she had a good night.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Yeah right random.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Did she wonder why the ticket was like twenty dollars?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
It was expensive? Quite famous.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
It's the Red Hot Chili Pipers. I've seen the mind before.
It was a lot of fun. But you're not no, no, Anthony.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Keatos Jody, thank you some messages just pulling up some
Red Hot Chili Pipers.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, you play it.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
That actually reminds me of the time that me and
my dad win it to get out the movie Flash Gordon.
Remember we got out Flesh Gordon instead.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Wow. Some also feel like Chili Pipers. You can you
bring that up in therapy? Actually there's something and.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
They watched pornography with my father on the list is
going to be slammed this way?

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
No, it's good to go into therapy with what you
want to cover.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Yeah, sometimes Dilly Deli for the first twenty Yeah, you're like,
what is this is a red hot chili pipers.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
I thought they don't cover this song.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
We'll go for the number one song, that one song
that's been streamed of a fifteen million times, close to
sixteen million times.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
This has waked me up by a vic but covered
with It's terrible. It's terrible. Wait, they don't hate to
go to this to each there are do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
I think bagpipes are my most triggering musical instruments. I
hate them, so I love that they sing to my soul.
This is this is insulting to his memory? Wait he's
the yes, Yeah that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
The z N podcast networks a short real plays ends
flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day day. Yeah, do
do do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Do Do do do do?

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
In Fact of the Day. This week all about logos.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
You said we covered the Guinness harp YEP, it's been
around for a very long time. Today we're talking about
Google's logo because Google isn't it it is It's written
as colorful Google isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Google? G now as well, they've got a couple of
the go.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
But when Google was launched in the late nineteen nineties,
when it changed its name from back Rub, Google launched
and they needed a logo. And it turns out one
of the founders of Google just made it in a
free version of basically like a free version of Photoshop,
and it was the logo and it hasn't changed drastically
ever since. It was made in free, open source image

(01:02:06):
editing software. Ah, popular with people at the time who had,
as it's put here, no money but lots of ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Okay, So it broke a few of the It broke
a few of the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Rules at the time of what made a good logo,
because logo should avoid using too many colors. They should
try to become synonymous with the color. Oh okay, yeah ah,
And so they used a bunch of different ones. And
also the green owl is out of sequence. That was
done intentionally. He wanted a green owl, and he's like,
we don't follow the rules we're making. We're making our
own rules. So the tech companies at the time, everything

(01:02:39):
was great. You think about like the Apple logo, it's
just black and plain, and everything was very plain so
they wanted it to look stand out amongst all of
the other ones, right, and because.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
We all went to that web page over the years.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Yeah, it just on it now because you see the
old what it used to look like, and it did
look a lot different, like just looked a bit more budget.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Look, but it's still kind of stuck to the same
rules and hasn't changed all that much. And they said
they just wanted it so.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
And it is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
When you go to Google, the Google homepage, it is
just literally like the box, yeah Google, And sometimes they
have a Google Doodle, Yeah, like celebrating something, and it's
just a box.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Where As search engines used to be what's I'm feeling lucky.
I can't remember what that is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
It will randomly take you to a specific page search something, yeah,
and you click I'm feel like each Vaorn and Hailey,
I'm feeling lucky. Wow, yeah are and then click on
I'm feeling lucky flitch. I think it only works for
more like random thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Shall I go?

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Like, if you went cat, it would just take you
to a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Random cats for hire. I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Specific I just I'm gonna put it to the test.
This is supposed to be the most powerful search machine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
AI come for it. Also, here we go, fat.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
Cat, catamaran or a fat if it's a younger boat
higher Okay, so now it's I was listening for fair cats.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Now I'm like, shall we as friends got if it's
a younger hire a bot. I think it's crazy. You
can hire a boat, just get on it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Wait, it's crazy you can hire Oh that's an engine
powered catamarank.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Okay, that's a bit. I think it's crazy for a sailboat.
Not have to prove you can. You can sail a sailboat.
Do you don't need to any kind of license.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
If you can, you can hire those little sailboats and
just jump on and just yeah, that's not for me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
That's I think it's silly. You should be even shouldn't
be allowed. No, we can get a skipper for this
one qualified skipper. Now I'll get an expensive And I
just was hit here. Just looked for some fat cats,
some fat cats and some fun.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
So today's spect to day is Google's logo, which hasn't
changed all that much since it was put into place
in the late ninety nineties. Was just made by one
of the founders of Google Fat Day Day Day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Day Day.

Speaker 10 (01:04:59):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
The z M Podcast Network play z EN's flesh Worn
and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
I don't have a very nice lawn. It's sort of
an odd shape. It kind of falls off like it's you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Know, I think, and it's that grosser.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Yeah, and it's it's prickle free so you can run freely.
But that's that's the main course. Yeah, hunger.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
It's undulating, It undulates. Not good for a game of
like lawn bowls or couboars something like that. But it's mine,
you know, you know, I love it. It's mine, my
little slice a pair of ice. And yesterday when we
got home, I just was like, oh gosh, she's getting long,
you know. And I will say, Craig, my dad, who

(01:05:44):
lives with me now, has been keeping up with the lawns.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
He loves all. He's terrible at you, but don't worry
about it. I'll fix it up later.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
He's been doing that, but he hadn't done it, and
I was like, you know what, mate, you're having no
relaxing day. I'll get out there and I'll do it
and crank the maa, get it going. I was just
going to do a rough one, you know, and then
it was all going well on complimented to be actually
I had nice lines.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Do you do like follow a track?

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Absolutely yeah yeah people that just Willy Nillyan.

Speaker 8 (01:06:19):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Yeah, you wouldn't do that to your pubes.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
You know, you follow a track anyway, I start mowing
my next time, my backyard lawn.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Pubes really yeah, they all need.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Lawns are different than pubes because you can see the
lines in the lawn. You can't see the lines in
the pubes. The lines I think you probably could. Now
here's the trick of how you'd go one way on
a one and then come back on a one and
a half two. Ye, you got one of those rasors
you could slightly adjust just slightly different heights.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Yeah, you're telling lines.

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Different heights need to be thinner too, because there's not
a lot of space on the map, you know what
I mean, So there's not.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
I'm not saying you wouldn't be able to do it
with like a wide head.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Slim of worm's out here making it sound like he's
got a bloody cracker pitch down.

Speaker 9 (01:07:10):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
You get to roll around, roll a nice and flat
wet rain cover of Yeah, and there's a big jew
Luxe sign in there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Yeah, gets spray painted on. Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
So I'm doing I'm doing my nice lines and stuff.
And then every now and then, like I've got a
lot of magnolia leaves, you'll just go over those. They've
got that, you know, every now and then, you know,
I've got my cheap gravel driveway. As stone comes and
off she fires, and it's fine, Like I'm doing all right.
During the winter months, I'll always roll over a few
of my rogue limes and oranges that have dropped down.
It doesn't booley it up. So in this summer month, generally,

(01:07:50):
I don't have a lot of problems. And so I
went for and something happened, and then suddenly rainbow feathers flying.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Everywhere, rainbows. Have we had a macaur? I've had a Rosella?
It's a rosella? Are they those parody looking that we
don't like them? Something? Rosella's They screech and scream and stuff.
It was a life previously. I've got a TEXTI doom

(01:08:20):
in one of those. They're beauty? Are they pissed?

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Where have they come from?

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
Endemic and native to Eastern Australia was introduced in New
Zealand and cages, but then release them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
They are a pain in the hannus. Do they make
a noise? Yeah, rowdy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
They intimidate the toy's because I get the toy and
my orange trend. I'm like, have that to like those oranges?
Me cast of orange, shoe cast a toey orange.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
That's what I said. You speak Spanish, Spanish and English,
beautiful all and wonderful. Yeah yeah yeah orange in some language.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Yeah. But then these guys come in and they three
of them all come in and go with the two
eat and the too.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
He's like number only to get back up. I don't
like them.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
Yeah right, Well, see what has occurred is and I
didn't see it because it was kind of falling towards
my lime tree where you know, the earth's really like
usually I do that with the weed whacker, but I
just had the moa and it was it's all kind
of weird weedy growth and whatnot, and I just didn't
notice that moa through and it was, honestly, and that's

(01:09:25):
ray beautiful actually, you know, if you're filming it, one
of it poetic.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Did you have the catcher on were you known with
a catcher on? Catcher was on, but in the bottom
side bits, and I pulled back and was like, what
the hell was that?

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
And obviously ROLLI has attacked and partially eaten one of
these Rosella birds.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Lift its corpse. Not bad for the old boy, lift
its corpse under the lime tree, and I've just sort
of blatted through it with the marble. Oh no, too
low as well. But anyway, it was sort of a
beautiful disaster. The beautiful Yeah, a beautiful nightmare and a

(01:10:07):
beautiful nightmare. But my apologies.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
And then I had to sort of who you apologizing
to our bird listeners. Yeah, the people are like, oh no,
they're so pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
They've just googled them. They are really pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
I know. That's why I got a text to me,
you're looking at Rosellas or Eastern rosales.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
They're all that. Look, I'm not being burned all of
the same. My god, you can't say that. The yeah,
and all white men look the same as well. Yeah,
they're not done now plays.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Plays it end Flitch and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
A nostalgic shoe as the new e trainer.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
Because we've got we've gone through the sombers right, the
edit sombers and the all the edits galley and all
that kind of stuff whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Yes, well, and I guess people are sharing what they
look like in twenty sixteen, and there's that, like you say,
nostalgia and look back. Well, Vans Vans back into fashion
much more, which will be great for all the Vans
stores and all the malls and cities that have just
kind of been sitting there for the last ten years
and selling.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Only the black ones work for skateboarders, and like maybe
the slip ons not so much.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
Yes, I had a pair of black and white checkerboard
slipons when I was fifteen, so I.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Don't think I've ever owned Vans. I had one pair
of high top gray ones.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
I lie, I had camouflage slip and slippy may I camouflage.
I've never heard of stock X, but stock X is
a culture index, and for twenty twenty six, Vans is
gathering momentum. At the end of twenty twenty five, the
average price of a pair searched by forty two percent,
and this was seemingly fueled by an urge to reclaim

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the classic staple that is Vans.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
It's Vans because someone said to me when I said,
when I was becoming a skateboarder, yep, which is so
it's such a fulfilling.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Life's yeah, how that's going well?

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
Yeah, oh yeah, man, the skateboard exists and sold all
the things.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
It's so great.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
We should check and soon to see how that training
for you around the base is going to because that
was another I know you've got a lot on was
your skateboarding and yeah, you Chuck, that's on the boil
as well. She's a busy girl. She's got so many.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Hobbies, so many hobbies.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
But so many people message me being like, You've got
to get a set of Vans on you because I'm
a Chuck Taylor's girl, and they never really left fashion
Chuck Taylor's float around.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
So Vans.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Vans have been around since nineteen sixty six, started by
some brothers and they've had like it's his heir that
they've had various numerous rotations on the trend cycle year,
which they have And yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
I'm trying to find a photo of me in vans
because man, I love them.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
The chicken black it was like EMO one oh one, Yeah,
black and white checkerboard vans.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
The idea at the back is in san No.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Yeah, producer girlies. How do we feel about Vans, Chicken Vans, Vans.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
The gin zs. They're fine, fun, fine, They're just they're
so flat. Bad for your your arches, really bad for
your arm. You can get some inserts, you can get in.
You can get inserts. There's not much space in a
van shoe to actually put them flat.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Yeah, the existing sol and put on gather around while
the millennials talk about fallen arches.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
There's something whimsical about it. Like I do like the
nostalgia of it. I think I would be attracted to
someone wearing them just because I do you wear with
the van begging?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Here's some here's some photos.

Speaker 12 (01:13:33):
The baggy pants look good, I think of baggy pants.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
These are all really hot models that I'm showing you that, Yeah,
to see what you'll look like.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
I think it was really popular for the girlies with
a little circle skirt that was the big.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
Trim circle skirt and Vans skirts just like a little
flaired kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
A flat skirt.

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
Basically, the reason it's called a circle skirt is because
the pattern was a full circle on the ground hole
in the modern skirt is normally a quarter or a.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Guys, I've actually got good news is a thing called
a premium slip on ninety eight vans, and it's got
a solar foam insert anti fatigue you, guys, an anti
fatigue soul for arch support. Well, that's that's what you
could consider that for your festival outfit and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Miss support.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
I've been obsessed with chicken slip on vans. I had
about ten piers and I wore them with skinny jans.
That was like the iconic look. And someone said I'm
still wearing my chicker board vans. I've been wearing them
for the last five years.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Wow. And someone did suggest skater Haley needs some dickies.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
I like the.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Sure, yeah, yes, I don't know that I've got the
thighs for dickies because dickies always were loose, but my
thighs will filled out, so they just looked like weird,
odd tight shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I was singing long dickies like working dickies.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Never the z M podcast network play in Flesh and.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Birds.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Yep, yep, I'd like to talk about birds, he said
before he opened his mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Just now, he said to us, hey, watch this. Watch this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Great supplies for your bird pets. Speaking of birds, I
would now like to know when birds ruined the day?
Because my friends terrified of birds, Yeah, nor terrified.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
James terrified of the ducks.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Remember when I was sitting with the thing and the
ducks came up in Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
And he was very very Now I understand the intimidation
of the goose of swan. Those are big aggressive birds
of the territorial.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
Yeah, I can understand the intimidation factor of those sparrows
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
I don't know. You know, I love my native birds. Yeah. Same.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
We talked to Jessica Tyson, you know, the journalist the
multi television and that's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Just fall into her face. Right, sea gulls, even the
native seagulls. So you want to know when ruined the day?

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Okay? All birds?

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Like when I was set at a pub and I
watched a seagull ate a pigeon eat a pigeon.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Yes, I always remember when I got a big bird
pool on me on a school outings, just horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Shame, shame, loser, and it was massive.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
I think it was like tell over summer. I had
to tell a woman there was bird pool on a
cleavage quite that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
What were you doing looking at that? Well, she was
in talks. Who's clear what you're looking at?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
It was a woman, she was, she was a stranger. Yeah,
why do you say something on her chest? She'll notice
that on her She didn't notice that. She was like,
oh my god, how long has that been there? I said,
I haven't been looking long.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
I'm sorry. It's getting worse, isn't It's getting so much worse.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
It was so embarrassed way I would say anything to anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
I mean, if it was a friend, i'd you've got
bird poo here, strange, a bit of bird poo here
where round bit of where your breasts meet.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Yeah, it's just looking at your breasts. And those that
didn't ruin my day ruin her. Remember, she was embarrassed
and she would cleaned it up. I hope she's you
said something that's but yeah, it does. It's just one
bird poo. You could I've been sitting at like you've
been drinking outside and a friend will get bird pool
on them, and it's just it's embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
It's a sparrow pool and like a duck, especially.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
If it seagull, and it ruins a dress it's ruined.
Getting out throw your here is the worst. The reason
we get onto it is the Indian Open. The badminton
tournament has been hit with a lot of problems.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Pollution been one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
Apparently heaps of the players get to India and the
pollution of it is so bad they're like, I can't breathe,
And then they're saying it's affecting their ability to play badminton.
But when they're in there, apparently birds up in the
rafters are shooting so prolifically it's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Making the courts skiddy and distracted. Oh, for God's sake,
it's very distracted.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
They need the plastic spikes up there. I'm a big
fan of those plastic spikes, the ones that they land.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do need the spikes
stop them. But those birds that ruined someday. We've just
heard some more days been ruined by birds. We want
to know when the birds ruined the day the Indian
Open badminton. Apparently the ruined by two things. Air pollution yep,

(01:18:29):
and birds doing poops from the rafters. You'd think, I
don't know, they'd shut the doors. Yeah, yeah, you get
the bug gun. Get the birds out before the open starts.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Yeah, and then and then shut the door.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
Players are like slipping over the distraction. I mean, badminton
is extremely fast paced. I find it annoying. You hit
that thing so hard and it goes. Oh you the
return for hat is not enough. That sports ridic cracket.
That great, that's great return to hat ratio. Yes, return
for hat. It's out of the park, it's in the seats,
it's over the stadium rooms.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
And shadowcock sucks. The shadlecock sucks. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Squash is better. Yeah, anything against badminton. I couldn't play it.
And I think they're fantastic athletes, so quick, so nimble, yes, yes,
but they're distracted by the birds doing the poops down
and also standing on it very skiddy surface. So the
birds are ruining the Indian Open. So your messages in
and calls. When did the bird ruin the day? Rebecca?

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Good morning?

Speaker 14 (01:19:29):
My my it was we're about five years old.

Speaker 13 (01:19:34):
My son was about five years old, about ten years ago,
and it was the end of the summer.

Speaker 14 (01:19:38):
Last twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
It was all I had.

Speaker 14 (01:19:41):
So I will go down to Tony. We'll get some
fish and chips.

Speaker 15 (01:19:44):
Go sit at the beach evening classic.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
It sounds like one of those days went when Wellington
can't be beaten.

Speaker 14 (01:19:52):
Yeah, it was at the moment, but yep, it was
back in the good days.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
Also, I think you'd get a lot of chips and
fish now for twenty bucks. Yeah, it's just probably one
piece of first now anyway.

Speaker 13 (01:20:08):
Yeah, and my five year old son said, oh mum,
you should put the chips on the window wipers and
then watch the seagulls, you know, try and attack them.

Speaker 14 (01:20:17):
And we were cracking up laughing. But it got too
hot and wait in there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Wait you put the chip on the wiper and then
put the wipers on.

Speaker 13 (01:20:24):
Yeah, and then you watch the seagulls go backwards and forwards.
I had a little squared of the window wipers. Yes,
we were cracking up.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Now, wait do you do you scal with the chip
onto the wiper so that it moves with the blade
but it's not on the windscreen. No, yeah, you through
the holes. Okay, this is great. I need to try
this now.

Speaker 13 (01:20:47):
Okay, but it being hot and we had hot food,
the car got a bit steamy, so we said we'll
go out now we've had our son, we'll go out
and sit on the beach. So we sat down on
the beach, had the picnic mass out and we're all
sitting there eating and like you know, the end of
the catch up bottles and you and you squeeze.

Speaker 15 (01:21:05):
It and it goes everywhere.

Speaker 13 (01:21:08):
Yeah, explosive all over the fish and chips. It couldn't
be saved. I had screaming five year old saying it
was my fault.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
And yeah, the summer, the birds that you were relentlessly
mocking with a chip they couldn't catch you were remaining
fish and chips.

Speaker 14 (01:21:26):
Yep, pretty sure it was that one.

Speaker 13 (01:21:27):
And then the last after.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
It was calmer. It was calmer. You were trying to
laugh at them and they had the final laugh.

Speaker 13 (01:21:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:21:37):
Absolutely, love.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Caller of the Week.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
The chips on the wed screen has tickled me endlessly.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Great. I like that so much.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I mean, it is teasing, but you know they are
any seagulls, so I don't know if they have feelings. Don't.
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Speaker 15 (01:22:00):
Oh thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Wait there, we'll sort that out. Georgia. When did a
bird ruin? The day?

Speaker 14 (01:22:07):
We were high teaing Hi. We were out on a dunce.

Speaker 15 (01:22:13):
Trip in La I was not dancing. This was with
my daughter and they got to do some Disney workshops.
So it was a beautiful day out there, sitting out
in the sun waiting for the kids to go into
the workshop. And I literally said it out loud.

Speaker 14 (01:22:28):
Shall I, you know, shall I wander around through the
Disney park a little bit more?

Speaker 15 (01:22:31):
Or shall I go back to the hotel and do
some washing?

Speaker 14 (01:22:34):
And as I said that, a bird.

Speaker 15 (01:22:37):
Like a seagull, something about the size of an albatross,
unleashed the sizeable poo.

Speaker 14 (01:22:43):
Right onto my head, down my face, and then diagonal
across my T shirt from the top to the bottom.
The kids, this was right from the kids.

Speaker 15 (01:22:52):
The kids absolutely fell about laughing.

Speaker 14 (01:22:54):
And I went home and did the washing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Yeah, I made a decision for you, didn't they The
bird answered that question.

Speaker 15 (01:23:00):
Yeah, No, I was going to say, you were wandering
around the park for me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
I was going to say, at least you're in another country.
No one knows you, but all the kids did. Yeah, Georgie,
so great. Thanks you call us the messages. As I
got out of the wedding car on my wedding day
to go into my wedding reception of birds shadow over me.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no not today. I would stay in the dress,
wouldn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Four seven four. I don't know how that ended. If
you could let us know, that'd be great.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Was there a quick wash a flannel, maybe a flannel
from the accommodation.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Was it a sign of things to come?

Speaker 10 (01:23:38):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Yes? Was the bird like?

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
Yeah, trust me, as me turn around. I had poop
on me on a first date. Didn't notice it happened.
He didn't pointed out the entire day. I splait it
when I go into the car leaving, and it had
crossed it over and gone very hard, so it'd have
been there a while. I was on holiday and the
Netherlands and I got shot on by a bird in
a park. It felt like a bag of coins been
dropped into my head. Coin a big Dutch bird, one

(01:24:02):
that eats like big berries or nuts or something, some berries,
nuts and berries maybe it ate some of those hard
wooden shoes could have could have could have a pelican
shot on my sister's brand new black out. I laughed
so hard. Have you ever seen a pelican shit? It
was like a can of paints worth a poop. Oh wow, Okay,
I was about to have my first ever kiss and
a bird shot on us. Now, if somebody said a parade,

(01:24:25):
it's good luck to be shad on by a bird,
and that is what they say, But I think it's
just to make you feel better about the.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Fact that you get on.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
I think to the origins of it, someone was calming
someone down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
It's not all poos. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
I was warp papering a bedroom and I looked out
the window to see a poop kicker raiding the nest,
eating baby birds. I ran outside to chase it away.
The nest was empty to eating all the birds. Later,
I noticed the mumbird come back looking for its babies,
and she was like, with my baby birds, with my
baby birds. The poop kicker jumped out and grabbed the
mum and killed it and ate it as well. So
I witnessed an entire family's murder that day. We didn't

(01:24:59):
need a read this, and that's why birds ruined my day?

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
I'm sorry. Can you please read a different one to end?
We cannot in there. We can't end on a triple homicide.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
We're newly dating and I had recently met her beloved
pet cockatail. We were becoming intimate on the couch, not
having the cockatail, him and him and him and his
now wife were becoming intimate on the couch, and the
cockatail flew over and landed on my head and did
the bounce up and down and repeatedly wolf whistled.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Yess, that's a Is it a seal of approval? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah, it's okay, man, work play ms flesh and want
to talk now about couple's calendar?

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
Georgia, do you and your now husband Haim have a
joint couple's calendar?

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Nah? He just gets added to everything I'm doing, and
he accepts or he declines.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
You know, I also feel we should refer to Ham
as George's first husband. Yeah, I think Georgia husband Haynes,
do you have a have a joint calendar current husband? Yeah?
Because so we were out at the on Friday drinking
with Dr Shawnee. A couple of friends and adopted drinks.

(01:26:14):
Given all of the medical living everything.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Still have a shit stirring on the market.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
And we were talking about a weekend or something coming up,
and I said, oh, do you want to come and
he said, well, I'll check the joint calendar with his husband.
And I was like waiting for him to pack up
his phone and check the calendar. And I'm like, well,
are you going to check the calendar, Like can you
come or not? He's like, I'll check the calendar when
I get home.

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
It's on the wall. No physical calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
They are rocking an analog calendar.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
I'm never checking that. Like, if it's not on my
mind's my work email as well. Yeah, like if it's jointed.

Speaker 4 (01:26:51):
A couple's calendar should be like either a Google calendar
or an iron cown and you invite the other one
and then you have a mix. You have access to it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Right, it's none of the business where I am and
what I'm doing. Your partners, you'll be told on I
need to know basis on me. The rest of the time,
your your time, do what you want.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
So they actually the reason they do an analog calendar,
and I thought this was quite genius. Is it gives
them an out to say no when they're not in.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Front of you. Yeah, the calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
You've got to check the calendar and then they go home.
And I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
It's a physical calendar.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Oh my god, I'm getting one because I've mocked them
before because I just write it and kin, I'm like,
if you're both out and you need to say you
can make something, you need to go home first.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
It's ridiculous. I love hot cowboy calendars. Are you looking
for a hot cawnboy? Yeah? Because I'm so bad I
can't say no.

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
But this gives you you go to form over function there.
You need a big you need a big, proper Branna.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Yeah. I was going to aesthetically look good too. Though
you can't have a Megan.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
I think use the excuse of having a calendar at home,
but still have an you know, like a cloud calendar
that you're invited tell yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's a
lot and you could be at work and be like,
don't we have something on tonight and check on your phone,
you know, like I did.

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
I did make it towards the end of the year,
when my parents first came home and they moved in
with me. I made my mama calendar because I was
touring so much, so she knew where I was and
what I was doing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
I reckon, and this is what I wanted to know,
Like we ran a quickly little pole.

Speaker 3 (01:28:20):
I reckon.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
There'd be couples out there, especially like say you work
with someone that's on weird shift hours, like this will
be so perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
You need a cookie little you have a shared calendar
with your partner.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Thirty six percent of people do, sixty four percent of
people don't.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
It's got a lot. Asia City works Fifo, so how
it's plan.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
I Haley once met someone that had Vaniers and was
a FIFO worker.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Just matched with digital, just matched with him on an app. Yeah,
you should have seen. He was the most barly visiting
looking dude ever and thief.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
He was wearing contact his eyes hundred eyes were and
his teeth would definitely made in a laboratory Ross from
France in the episode Thief. So Thief is here, Asia's chiefs,
how's to plan our time when he's home? We can
book things then while he's away, but I know he's
going to be home, and he knows that when he

(01:29:16):
gets doing that that's perfect we work at the same company,
says Shelley. So if there's anything important that I need
him to remember, I put it in his work calendar, Lordie,
But yes we do. But does he look at it
and the things in the calendar years? That's much like
Vorn with our work calendar. Oh my god, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
We've got a massive meeting tomorrow that we talked about.
Meantimes morn Georgia, Georgia happened every week and they don't
stop coming. Has he just not accepted the invero? So
he's accepted it his calendar. I think I maybe everything.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
By the way, how many years do you think Varner
has taken off your life with stress?

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
No, I have a wrinkle on my forehead.

Speaker 5 (01:30:09):
But over summer dissipates and then when I come back
and if I go for it, pops a human.

Speaker 6 (01:30:18):
Send specific emails to just born with each.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
With times that are wrong too. Yes, it's what thirty
minutes before normal time? Right now? You just start paying
people botogs. Honestly, I'm a human Cigarette.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Z M Podcast Network play z m's Fleshorn and Hale.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
Now we did mention that I am doing a race day.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
I have signed on the part of a team for
Round the Bays, which is eight and a half half.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
K so add that to the list of skateboarding pilates.
It's just ongoing Getting Hot really basically the Getting Hot project, Yes,
for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (01:31:11):
Yeah, I so it's only like five and a half
weeks away until it starts. Okay, currently, I reckon I
could run four kilometers without stopping.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
That's really good, thank you. I everything from step three
on what.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
The third step of running? I hate like you walk
out one too. Yeah, it's not my favorite thing either.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
Yeah, I hate it so much. My brain is very
bored and it's just arduous and I just hate it.
And I don't know why I'm doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
How many times have you since you signed up for
the run have you been running?

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
Zero times?

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
You just said, because I didn't sign up for a run,
But I've been for quite I've been for some runs
since you announced.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
I did support.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
I did get a message from somebody at the weekend
saying I just saw someone that looks like Vaughn running
in Hagley Park.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
That was me.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
It's a beautiful, beautiful park. So I wait, you said,
I think I can run four k's without stopping. But
you do you have you been for a run for
four k's without stopping?

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
Yes? And November? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
Yeah, okay, So I just thought, because I'm bringing the
people into this journey, yeah, and I just you know,
people wanted to know how the running training was going,
and I was like training, Yeah, I should put together
one of those like a training program.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
My god, so well, it's been so weird.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
Wait a minute, you told me I'm not coming to
the cycle class today because I'm going home for a run.
You said that your words? Did you fit flat out
light in my face?

Speaker 11 (01:32:51):
That that?

Speaker 10 (01:32:52):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
The intention? Okay, see the intention of and have a run. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
Then I got home and my mom and dad have
started doing puzzles and it was absolutely wild to watch
them sort of figure out the edges and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
You just minimize everything on your laptop and read the
quote that's on your desktop.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
No, do you know what? Can I say something? How hype?

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Did you try to make puzzles sound? Simply couldn't? Mom
and dad had started a puzzle I got home. Puzzles
are the most boring things to watch and not partaken,
and even then partaking them only just less boring than watching.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
So I said to my mom, because my mom's also
been really wanted to sit out and get a walking go.
And I come home every day and they're puzzling on
the ground, having a glass of wine or watching a
movie or something and helping me run my household. And
I said, have you gone for your walk today? She's like,
not with a swather, you know. I was like, you
know what, And I opened this up. I said, Mom,
Fletch once said to me a very powerful quote, and

(01:33:49):
I live and die by it every single day. Your
excuses will destroy you and take everything that you ever
wanted if you let them.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
And she said, yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (01:34:00):
She said, snapping my dad. That's not an edge because
trying to organize the edges of the puzzle and.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Raw dog.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Say that word here. Sorry, we just say the signs
of the puzzle. The puzzle, that's the not the room
the puzzle.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
Thank you. Anyway, So I.

Speaker 5 (01:34:17):
Said, I excuse shamed my mum yesterday, and here are
you actually my own words?

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
So you excuse shamed your own mother who didn't go
out for a walk, and then you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Didn't go out for a run.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
Well, it's been very busy, you know, it's rainy, and
if it rains on race day, unscrewed anyway, just a
little small little point. I have employed the paid service
of chat GPT, I said, as I call one, I'm
running an eight point five in five and a half
weeks time. I can currently only run four kilometers. Help

(01:34:47):
me oose, Yeah, he said, deep, deep breath. It's very doable,
and he's given me a little running plan.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Well, you've got to be so I'm going to run
three times a week, so I'm going to up it
from zero to three.

Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
I was going to say, you've got to at least
be actually doing some runs.

Speaker 5 (01:35:02):
One long slowly a cheddy pace, one easy just like
sailor they and one a bit spicy like pump it
up a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
Maybe some little sprints thereout.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
Yeah, So today I'm going to start with the easy one. Okay,
what if you get home and mom and dad are
doing a puzzle? Whoa all the rim? He did the
room without me the last.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Piece of the rim, and I counted seventy nine all
rights today, Fletcher, there's a new personal record. Off how
many of those did you count?

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Seventy nine of those?

Speaker 10 (01:35:38):
Two?

Speaker 4 (01:35:39):
All right? Well, if you enjoy it today's podcast, give
us a rate and review off

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
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