Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 29th 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from the Food and Haley's Big Pod, brought
to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the
lowest prices. Good morning, Fledged, Vorn and Hollywood. Down a
Vaughn today, Down a Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
You could feel it happening yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, bad sore throat?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is this the first of the great illnesses.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Of the year.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Vaughn's are one of three illnesses he has every.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Year, Always a summer flu, always a summer flu.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Though it's the May Journe flu that gets him the worst.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
And that'll remember when they knocked him out two weeks. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Although the flu that I had over summer on my
break from which came from like London in the UK
and flu winds are apparently horrible. It was like some
nasty flu in the flu. JABB didn't do anything to
stop that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
So if that comes down here, poor good luck, good luck,
because that was like two weeks of feeling like absolute stalks.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
COVID still around. I don't know born message just yesterday
and city to the COVID test. I was like vintage.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Retro very rich what a throw there, which would be
great if you did get it because there are still
a few places with the posters up, so you can
scan in with your QR and then i'd let.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
All my post context know to isolate just in case.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
You've got the top six for us today, I'll take
care of that. Sadly, there's been a lot of people
withdrawing their KEII saver.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, it's the key we saver is there for your retirement,
your first home deposit, but you can withdraw it for
hardship reasons if you needed to, which is great. Yeah, right,
you know, and it's not great that people are needing
to do it, but there's been a huge rise in them.
But above those three reasons, nothing else. Yeah, so I've
got the top six things that key WE Saver won't
let you withdraw your key we say.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Before next on the show, Maure has a warning for people. Yeah,
after a very silly stunt.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Play z m's flesh Worn.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And Haley, we may have seen this video a couple
of days ago, a video of somebody swimming in the
rooftop poll of the Newmarket mall in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
And just to reiter it, it's not actually a pool,
like it's a water feature. Yeah, it's just as four
of the building has like restaurants on it, and it's
like a glass kind of shallow pool and you can
see it below. You can see it all through the mall.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
And also I feel like it leaks because I've been
to the mall and they've been like buckets been to
the mallene buckets. It's like it's quite drappy.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I feel like that's no good that it's leaking. I'm
no architect, I'm no a structural engineer.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I mean that ball is new, brand new. Also my
favorite mall.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I love them all. I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I've always looked up and thought, oh yeah, weird they
did that, and it's nice.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I think it's good because if it had just been
a glass roof, imagine the bird ship. Oh yeah, it'd
be terrible and you would eventually after a couple years,
you wouldn't have to see through it. And maybe it
keeps it cooler. Does it keep cooler? It keeps it clear? Well, Preshy.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
The video has gone viral, posted a couple of days
ago by these city slickers cars who are slick cars,
the car who are synonymous with this kind of behavior.
They jumped off the harbor bridge. Yeah, they've done various stunts.
I think I saw one. They set someone on fire
and he did a backflip into the harbor.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, there's a water, there's a lot, there's only there's
not that many posts. Like they're knew the starting out,
The Jackass.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Of our future, exactly what I was thinking. They are
city slackers, the Jackouse of twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
But yeah, so basically the video they post just a
daily reminder that no one cares. It's just like, you know,
live your life, don't do something.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
And is he doing butterfly or breaststroke? I think it's butterfly.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
A breaststroke in the first shot, butterfly in the second. Yeah, yeah,
one of the hardest strokes.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I've never butterfly.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I never do it. It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Well, I suppose.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
A spokesperson for Westfield Newmarket said that they are aware
of the stunt in which a person close into a
glass bottomed rooftop and swam laps above a multi level
light shaft. Is what they're calling it. Oh yeah, the
spokesperson said, we are aware of the incident and vision.
Do you think that do you think they had a

(04:14):
meeting to not say TikTok or reel to encourage further
tiktoks and reels.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Driving it there and getting more people in the island
of the vision is that just the guy took his
clothes off and so he's in like little undies and
as he sort of swims across your lap. There's a lot.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
There's a lot going on. So apparently they go on
to say that safety of shoppers is our highest priority
and emphasize the water feature is not for swimming. So
apparently police were called after the incident as well, but
the obviously the swims had run away by them. City
city slickers.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I okay, this is like, I find it quite funny,
but I totally understand the safety thing, but there's something
so embarrassing about a glass bottom pool. Yeah, because you
see the little you see your little around waiting water. Well,
I will say the city slickers, it's been have a
long way to go. Five posts on Instagram, Okay, thousand followers, But.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
How many times has that been viewed? Because when this
story came out it was two point eight million.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Year millions.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
But why are people following the page?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I don't know. Maybe it's more popular on TikTok. You
know I went Instagram reel Yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, well there are cross bow Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Not that we're trying to drive traffic America.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
We're not encouraging the jackass of our future.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
My god. No, but if the next jackass did come
from New Zealand, it'd be pretty nice.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't think it ended well for most of those guys.
I think there's a lot ongoing problems for a lot
of them. Half of them, it did, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Why hang on one of them? Sensitive content? There is
that the.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
One that gets that get set on fire, maybe.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Find up sitting Yeah, no, I'm ready to see it.
I can handle it.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, Yeah, that's the one where they get set on fire.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Hayley see real. Okay, Yeah, bro likes playing with fire. Yep,
that'll be it. These are some absolute American city slickers.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
You're sounding like a mum now, got.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Big careful The Z and podcast needwork.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
So gen Z right, they get a bit of a
bad rapping sometimes get called lazy for some of them.
More I'd say work based not our GenZ. And we
just want to be clear, Shannon carwez not our gen Z.
Do you think or your vibrators on.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
It's just part of being a gen Z. We've got
a healthy work.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Last liberation.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
What is that noise that turns on every morning at
this time?

Speaker 8 (06:40):
I think it's something to do with the air system,
the air con of right, remember.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
When we got gassed out the one time. I think
it's some generator turning on the air conditioning. But carbon
monoxided today.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
That's good tonight, it's good. But you do do you
feel this, you know from older generations a little bit
of sort of targeting towards gen Z. You're lazy and
you're sort of doing things half fast and you don't
do the hard grind.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Yeah. I pick and choose how I present publicly.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, I love this.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Sometimes I'll opt millennial vibe. Sometimes I age down.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
I would say I'm very millennial presenting.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
So you are millennial basically as well well, despite the
fact that they sort of ye turn them to you.
But it's just the ready.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't know if the listeners can even hear that much.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
But yeah, okay, you coming in. But even though they
get called lazy for a number of their behaviors, in
fact they're doing so much better than us. In terms
of how they actually take care of their lives very
much so. Right, so this is from Australia. People are
looking at their key health goals for twenty twenty six
and how they how gen Z in particular want to focus.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Just had a message from doctor Shawney. He's listening. He
can't hear the gen rated noise making a big We're
making a big fuss about nothing. It will be I'll
turn off the music.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Can you hear that? Maybe head is fire pro like
you've left it on the bedside table. It's almost got
to sounds like your left is satisfied on the table.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, how can he he can listen?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Can you hear the vibrating? Vibrating? Can you hear the
vibration this morning?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
He's just message es I can now, but we had
to crank it. Yeah, we had to turn it right.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
I think he's lying because now he's embarrassed because.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
They called him out nine sex nine six to other
listeners that aren't.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Six nine six can you hear the vibration? And nine
six nine six? Do you think that doctor Seawan is
lying to cover up his shame? He can't hear either?
One text A nine six nine six. So gen Z
were asked about their you know, their priorities for twenty
twenty six, and it's all staying healthy as I age,
sustainable health habit, it's eating a healthier diet, reducing stress
and anxiety. We love stress and anxiety. We are stress

(09:08):
and anxiety. Things like losing weight. That's like way down
the bottom over things like you know, rather than things
like achieving better quality sleep. They're focused on things like
longevity and sustainable fitness.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
And how whether they were all on their phones until
two o'clock, No, they couldn't get to sleep.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, they're actually focused on general overall health. Whereas we
burnt out. We're just wear ourselves down with anxiety and stress,
and then we do things like crash diet really really
bad for you. Yeah, sorry, it's better than us.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Do you agree with those?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:43):
I actually do feel like this can be reflected in
the popularity of MARCHA because so, like all my life,
everyone older than me that like has a job has
coffee coffee coffee everyone and not office coffee coffee coffee.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
The younger girls do not.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I do.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
The younger girls do not. They're all like choosing a
mucha because it's more and it's like slow release caffeine
rather than coffee, which is like.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, but get them to wake up at bloody four
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
All right, Grahamson, how far did you have to walk
to schools? No shoes? No shoes and they were from
my father. That well, that kind of backsit.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Ministry of Health New Zealand figures that three quarters of
eighteen to twenty four year olds seventy three percent, are
drinking in a responsible way. Yeah, and that's improved eighteen
point nine percent in the past eight years.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
It is crazy.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
Whenever we have a ZM thing, you just watch the
young girls and they have one and then they're done,
and it's like, well.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Man, Hailey's hovering up the bar tab.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
I'm happy to absorb the get now just some of
the text in Okay, no vibration here. Okay, people see
it and someone else is agree with doctor Shortan. I
couldn't hear before you emphasize the noise yep when I
turned it up. Yeah, yeah, Shannon, get a grip. Don't
do that while you're at work.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Maybe it's one of those noises you know that only
young people can hear because the hearing hasn't degraded. A
lot of people missing goes.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
But you can hear it.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I can hear it. I can hear it. Someone says
they can't hear it because we're talking too much and
they want to be able to hear it.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Okay, well hang on, August turn it out.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
And Haley for the first time and this is all
we're playing.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
What's that noise?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
This radio station studio and put a generator in the
roof or something ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Zim secret sound? What's that noise? Mike Hosking has this?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Do you think?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Highly doubted?

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Mike Hosking's vacuuming with his dice and above.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Us, I said he is, he's got the dice and
might shut up.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Plays it ends Fletch one and Haley from.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
The Fletchvorn and Haley group chat. This is the top six. Well,
Vaughn's away today and so the top six hath been
passed on to me. And dealing with the fact that
key we say the numbers, the withdrawals for hardship is
up ten thousand from the year before from last year.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yes, tough, yet it's a tough time.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Tough time. It's cozy lovy cry. Everything's expensive and it's
great that you can do that. What's draw for your home?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Withdraw easy? Though I feel like it's not easy. I
feel like you go through the ring, Yeah, jump through
the hopes.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Yeah. So five hundred and four why can I not
do numbers? Five hundred and fourteen million dollars was withdrawn
from key We save it because of hardship.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
That's why you didn't get that job presenting lotto.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yes, all right, alt let's see our next number, twenty
twenty nine. Sorry, that's a three. So it's three and
it's not nine. It's clarify, all right, New Zealand. Let's
see what's coming next front for four. It's four. It's

(12:52):
the number four. It's crazy to didn't work out for you?

Speaker 7 (12:56):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah yeah, and your powerball is twelve.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
They don't go to twelve, Hailey nine nine Okay, well, yeah,
we'll be in touch.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Awesome. Do you mean want me to do it any
other way? We have your audition.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's fine, that's a great audition. We'll be in touch.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Okay, beautiful. Okay, So you're not great that people are
withdrawing it, but it's awesome that it's there for you
if you needed to do that. But I had the
top six things that you can't remove your key we say.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Before because it's it's like when you see your balance
because you just it just goes out of your pay
and then every now and again, like I've got the
Apple log on, I'll be like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
You're like mentally like if I could withdraw that today,
like what would I do with it? What would I
do with that? I know because I'm not thinking about
sixty five year old Haley screw her.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
No, I don't think I'll be around that long, to
be honest, like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's so sad because it's actually like not that far away.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I know, it's not.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's miserable.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Oh god, I don't want to be in one of
those rhyme and buses, those rest home buses, you to
see them hang on though.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I went to a retirement village recently and I was.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Like, day are real good fun.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I think you have to have a lot of money.
Thus a lot of money and you key we save
before it exactly, ballroom, gym, swimming pool, lawn bowls, parties.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
They're all bonking each other and.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
They don't even care. No, connies. You know what I mean?
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Who?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
All right, I've got the top six things that you
can't remove your key we save before number six or
your streaming services. They won't you do it. You're just
going to keep on creating new emails and doing the
free trials for the risk of your life until you're
sixty five and you can get the money legitimately. Number
five and the list of the top six things you
can't remove your que we save a four A helicopter
ride to Wahiki Alan Dary for a one and cheers pair.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Well, you can get the fiery if you're over sixty
five for free.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Can but you can't get the copter on their Q
seven you couldn't go to Q save and saying wandally,
I can't afford it. And number four on the list
of the top six things that you can't remove your key,
we save before flights to Barley for another genuine friends holiday.
Sorry boy, can't do it? No, sorry, no, I can't.
Why I can't afford it? Again?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
How many holidays? If you could just have your key
we save.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
A don't because now I'm like were when I gave
where I go? Number three on the list of the
top six things that you cannot remove your key. We
saver money for a life sized ceramic dog. No, sorry, Herman,
you just.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Can't do it.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
They say, that's not hardship.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
You'd like to complete the family, but I know it's
not enough money.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I mean, Shannon, we had a meeting yesterday. Shannon sort
of floated the idea of getting his counterpart, which was
a life sized black panther. But we can, but we
have to pay for it upfront with our money, not
our key. We saver number two on the list of
the top six things that you can't remove your key.
We save for a facelift in Turkey. Apparently that's more

(15:47):
of a want than a need.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, you're just going to have to let it droop
and sag.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
And yeah, and I'm like, you want to talk to
me about hardship. Look at this furrow, look at these
line and we just put up with this. And number
one on the list of the top six things that
you can't remove your care we say before tickets to
Harry Styles in Australia.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Just you just can't.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
What you're going have to do is tune into zitdy
to your chance to win Harry Styles tickets. Every time
you hear a Harry Style song, good from you. That's
really good.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
A Dane a bit of a kpi there for listen
listening longer, Yeah, that's good crossing.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
That is today's top six network Huge News thirty nine years.
People have waited for this, Will they won't? They make
a sequel? Dirty Dancing Too is officially happening, which was
Patrick Swayze, Patrick Swayzey and Jennifer Gray as Baby Right
and Lionsgate Huge Film producers have greenlit the sequel for

(16:50):
twenty twenty six. They've been making it.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I know, I don't think I've ever seen it. I've
ever seen Dirty Dancing. I know, I know all the
iconic images and the gist of it and.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
The running and the listing and it has hip.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, but I've never seen it.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
It's a great film. It's great, it's beautiful, it's cute,
it's lovely and involves dancing, Like what more do you want?
And here's the thing. Baby's back. Jennifer Gray is back
as Francis Baby Houseman, which is her like famous character.
But of course Patrick Swayze's.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
He gone, he gone, he long goes. Where did he die.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
What?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Yeah, I don't have a little lukie. They are saying
that the film is going to honor Johnny Castle was character.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, when do you think he died?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
You know, like five years ago, two thousand.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
And nine did he was dirty dancing? He was in
Dirty famous for dirty dancing? Ghost Roadhouse?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Point?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Do you remember a point break with Reeves fifteen years ago?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's insane. I would have said.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I would have said the same, like, I don't know
five or six? So where does time go away?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
They're going to be so she's back as her original character,
but obviously I'm forty years older. Yes, so I imagine
they might not be the lead, you know, like it
may be there are like she's around and someone else
is the new.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Thing, because heaven forbid they put someone that old as
a lead female and I we don't want to see that.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
And so they get they're they're committing to honoring Johnny Castle,
which is Patrick Swayzey's character without cgi resurrection. So just like, okay,
you'll be mentioned maybe and right whatnot? It's they say
the character will be there for emotional weight rather than
the gimmick of like is Patrick swazy? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Well a lot of movies this year to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yes, and some of them a lot of them are
based on books.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yes, because recently at the Oscars there's been this big
buzz about how there were so many original movies for
a change.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
As closed to adaptations, as opposed.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
To adaptations and stuff, and everyone's like, it's kind of refreshing.
They were they went, there weren't remakes and adaptations. It
was like, you know, the Leonardo Dicamprio movie, people raw
dogging scripts and people like yeah, it's like nice.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah. Well, the big one that I'm really looking forward to,
and all the sort of book nerds would be is
Withering Heights with Margat Robbie and Jacober Lordie. That's like soon,
that's that's that's two days before Valentine.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
And that's Saltburn Girl, Lady Emerald Finnel. She's done that.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Oh yes, I was like, Jacob a lord is a man. Yes, Yeah,
she's done that. Margat Robbie's production company.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yep. And there's another Frankenstein, Yes, which was the eighteen
eighteen classic as you know, of course.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Oh my god, I remember when it first came out
and I was like, guys, we've got to get on
the horse and.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Get to win, and you tie your horse outside work
calls and owen and it'd be Jones Book of the
Week's Joan number one per of the web. Maggie Jillenhall
is doing that. She post Mortem by Patricia Cornwell. That's
being adapted and that will be on Prime.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Patricia co writes a lot.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Of great books, and that's Nicole Kidman.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Colleen Hoover's got another one. Colleen Hoover will be hoovering
up the money she just has. Every single one of
her books gets turned into her.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
That's a twenty twenty two novel and that will be
in Cinema's Reminders of Him on March thirteen.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Do you know who's in it?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Who?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Tyrek withers from him?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Who?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Who?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
What? I guess I used to say actor phenomenal acting chops.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I don't think you were looking at his acting, to.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Be honest, I was looking everywhere.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Perfect Strangers is a thriller and that is coming to
Apple TV. That was a twenty twenty one novel, Elizabeth
Moth Moth Moss, Sorry that was I know you don't
like their words. It accident Elizabeth Elizabeth Moss and Kirie Washington.
That's going to be out in March project Hail Mary.

(20:54):
That's an adaptation as well. Ryan Gosling's going to be
in that twentieth and March.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
My god, do you remember back in the eighth century
when Homer wrote the Odyssey?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Oh no, I don't remember that.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Do you not remember tying up your wagon outside?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I remember docking my boat and there was no work
calls in town, so I had to sail to the
next town. That's yeah, yeah, well the Odyssey by Homer.
That's going to be Matt that's starring Matt Damon.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
And that's July seventeen, Margaret Atwood, The Testaments. That's a
pack up after Handsmade, Handmade Tale, That Handmaid's Tale. That'll
be eight April eighth.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Oh my god, do you remember when Jane Austen like
dropped dropped sins and sensibility and win and we pulled
up on our and we've pulled up our frocks to
go through the mud to get to works.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Another Colleen Hoover one in October second. Yeah, very but
that's Josh Hart, that Dakota Johnson and Hathaway.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Colleen Hoover must be so, oh my god, look Nicholas
sparks with him night. I'm a lama lama.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yeah. So a lot of a lot of books into
movies this year, So if you want to be that
person that's like, it's not as good as the book.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Oh my god. You mean when Jane Austin just like
hurt Us with Pride and Bridge, and we just like
we're like, oh my god, Jeeves, get the horses. We
got to go down to Paper plus Yeah, and then
we got there and there was all sould.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
It was all sold out, so we had to wait
for the second run.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Jennie Baby, please, can we get a copy of your
letters book?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Does that m podcast network plays that?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Ms?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Fleshorn and Haley Silly Little Pole?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Little Pole, Sally lit poo, silly little Pole, silly Today's
silly little Pole. It's I'm quite surprised by this because
so many people have phobias of spiders, yes, but I
don't know a lot of fly phobias. The question is,
and this is simply because Vaughan was thinking about it,

(23:06):
because he has lots of spiders around his house and
lots of flies in his house. Which would you rather
have than your house? Spiders of flies?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I went instantly. Spiders. Spiders in New Zealand, we've got
like white tails and is it? And what we've got
some redtail.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
And we've got that.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
No, but they're not poisonous, That's what I mean. They
look scary, yeah, but they're like fine, but they're fine.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Like most of the time it's his daddy long legs
and they catch the flies.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I have been losing my mind over the flies in
my house because I just open up the whole house
all day basically when it's nice and there's like eight
a room, and they shit all over my lights. Another vintage.
They're from the sixties, you know.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, yeah, we can't have that.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I can't be cleaning those two often. They're fragile. I
just hate them. They blow everyone again your food. Oh
my god, I hate them so much. Well, we asked
what sh would you rather have in your house? Spiders
or flies? Fifty six percent of people said spiders.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, I'm not surprised because flies are so annoying, annoying,
and then when you've got food out and they're.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Like boo, okay some feedback. Nubes says, I mean the
correct answer is neither. Yes, true, But at least the
spiders eat the flies. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah seeing seeing
in Z says I live in Australia. Enough said flies.
Oh yeah, I go fly.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
If I lived in Australia, I'd say flies.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Flies and they all get the fly screens and yeah
they do. Yeah, Joanna says Mortine. I would rather have morting. Yeah,
that's fair enough. We don't want any of them. Teak
And says you often don't see spiders and they're easy
to kill. Flies are just annoying. Yes, yes, spiders do.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Sometimes.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I'm just like, if you stay there, homie, I'll stay
here where I'll go. If it's a little web and
it's not really that ugly to what to see, it's fine.
Sarah voted flies. Flies are grotty little things that don't
don't and don't forget they were once maggots. Yeah, maggots.
Spiders are all good, except if they're a white tail,
then they are sleeping with the fishes. I haven't seen

(25:09):
the white tel for ages. Sprowllian says, neither police spotting
a spider gives me a fright, but at least they're silent.
I can't concentrate. If there's a fly buzzing around the house.
I'll stand around and trap it with my yellow butterfly
ketcher for as long as it takes, or chase it
with the spray until it buzzeth no more. Yeah, Angela says,
you know where flies are so you can spray their effers.

(25:29):
Spiders are sneaky buggers and creepy and not to be
trusted at all.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh but there's so many flies.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Li says. Spiders are self sufficient, catch their own food
and take care of the flies, which is cool. They
do their own thing. Flies want to vomit all over
my food, shot on my ceiling, and get their glotty
yuck yuck all over the place, not to mention their bloody,
annoying pesty.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
When you think about it, actually a phenomenal skill to
be able to shit on the ceiling because they are
upside down. Man, think about that for a second. That's
like we if we had suction cups on our hands
and knees or.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Feet, the poop wouldn't come out like it wouldn't use
the digit you'd have to really heave it out. Yeah,
and then even then it would still rest on you
more than the sea legs that fly spray that fly
purpose so oily, so sticky, yuck. It's grame. As she said,
how is spiders winning in this pole? Where am I
arachnophobes at? I had a vagrant spider in my house

(26:28):
last year, and you see how big and fat those
things are. Flies? Any day they die when you spray them.
You know what doesn't die when you spray them big?
If spiders they just gone hide under your bed? Are
they dead? Or are they plotting their revenge? But one
thing's for certain. You can't go to.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Sleep now if she's not a fan of spiders.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah, and furnes is If these are the only two options,
I choose no house, no house at all. So for
today's silly little pole, we asked you what would you
prefer in the house? Spiders or flies? And fifty six
percent of you said spiders.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Plays it ends flesh one and Haley blights, tickets and accommodation.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
So there is something that is back doing the rounds
all the like. Young girls are back doing it, and
then they say what's cool? And so we just listen, yeap,
what does gin Z says? Cool? Okay, you tell me,
I'll consider it. Belly button piercings are back now this
that's a no from me when like for me, my
first encounter was at the nineties because all like the

(27:25):
Spice girls had them, you know, and there was a
crop top era in the nineties, and you used to
look and be like, oh my god. And then my
friend Shiloh was allowed to get one, and I was like, mom,
was pantsy A hard no on that hard no on
the belly button. I wasn't allowed any piercings other than
ears until I was sixteen, and then I went ham
and unfortunately on the face. But no, never my belly button.

(27:48):
I've got a deep hole, very deep what belly My
belly button holes are deep. I've got a deepe even I.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Thought about how deep the belly button is, your.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Whole mine, no matter what size I am. We were fluctually.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
If anyone ever puts their finger in my belly button,
I that I hate it so much. I don't know
why I hate it.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
No, it feels it makes feel sick instantly, but some
people love it. No, I don't know my belly but no,
I hate it so much. I have a deep hole.
It can't I can't piers there.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Also, I feel like, you know, and it's not to
body shain anyone, but I feel like you've got to
have a certain It's like one of those low rise jeans.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I know, when they were like, hey, the whales tails
back with the super low rise jeans. I was like, Okay,
there's only for some of you.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
It is.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
There's only a few small percentage of the population that
can pull off the belly button ring and low rise.
I know, you just got to be skinny.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. It's definitely that kind of thing.
People flashing around with their flat abdomens, of which I
do not and shall never possess. But producer girlies, what
do you think of the of the return of the
belly button ring? Look, I just feel as though I
have a little too much belly button and a little
too much belly for a button for a button. Yeah,
too much belly for a button.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
I think it's fun. I love that Zara Larson's really
bringing back the twenty sixteen aesthetic and like I'm kind
of here for it, and like, could be keen, could
be keen.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
All I remember is like all my friends would be like,
I need to plan this when, like when to do it?
Because if it's too close to somemer, then I can't
go on the pool that we have a pool key for.
But there the green and like I want it to
be healed though.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
The only thing as well that I think of is
how many people get botched ones because when you think
of a bully button and piercing, you imagine it's going through,
but it's not. Bully button piercing is always a few
centimeters higher.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, yeah on your bully it's
on your belly.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Also, you were a lot of your homemade crochet hot
l it hot like clothes hooking onto piercings. You know what.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
You've just convinced me not to Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Should I cancel the showboocking? Then none of us are king.

Speaker 7 (29:57):
Though, Yeah, that would be a fun day. Everyone has
to get a piercing.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Someone just takes it. Feel free to text some nine
six N just to say hi, or what do you
think of belly button piercing?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Someone?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
See my wife has a belly, but in piercing, man,
it's hot bean brackets very fit body. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
So is it the belly button piercing that's doing the
heavy lifting there, dude.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Or is it I think that's a woman.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
That's a woman. I'll be Oh my god, I absolutely
heterode esther. But yeah, I mean I know they can
look hot for sure. You know, we all remember Christina Aguilera.
I'm a jan Anabta, but I will not be I'm
the only thing that I've been reconsidering someone to just

(30:41):
message in and say hi Hello. The only thing that
I would be reconsidering would be re piercing my nose.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
My nose rang the symptom or the no no no,
just aside the ball one.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I'm not that girl. I'm not cool enough to pull
off a bull ring. Just on the side. I just
think it a little funk to the face. Really, you
got to get glasses, and I don't need glasses. I
get no funk on the face.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Also, did you see Hayley debuting her glasses again at
the weekend, Because I have glasses now blue.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
They're not actually real glasses.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
No prescription needed to wild though that you're trying to
get call.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah, someone just message it. Okay, we've had a couple
of highs and hellos, hello and hi and so my
message and where are my ladies with the childbear and
hips at now I feel you man, I have a
bearded child, but I could interesting. So just to refer
back to our belly button things we've heard from a doctor, oh,

(31:37):
doctor mackenzie hare plastic surgeon. It is interesting. Are the
belly button piercing most patients they see for tummy tucks.
We've had it done absolutely, just like the scar post piercing,
and they have it removed like the Yeah, creates that
little slips.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Also, is that because if you put on weight, because
you get it when you're like a teenager or early
twenties and it's go be my butdy forever and you
realize it's not because aging, you know whatever, And then
do you think it's stretched.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Stretches out everything. Then you go in for a timmy
talk You're like, get that gone.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I would be fascinated to ask Dr McKenzie, like what
else they have to fix up? Like flesh tunnels?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah, the pucket cats a us on the any like.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Nose piercing holes, sistem ripped.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Out its tongue ring splits also Dr McKenzie. How much
for a little, just a little tight, little, just a
little nip nip?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Is there a Hayley twenty online discountry? You know it's
sprouty just asking for a friend.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Z M Podcast Network plays z m's Flesh Worn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
What of our beloved friends of the show. Elo Matthewson,
comedian legend, very funny guy, was having a chat with
The Indian Herald recently my chosen news source. Born's away,
I'm on the bell today, flitches on the kp Iron Bell.
He was talking about the fact that he's, you know,
he's got a great career here in New Zealand, but

(32:58):
at the age of thirty seven, him and his partner
Sam Gay. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, I just wanted to
paint you sound like a mum.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
And they're talking about the new neighbors that have moved
the new neighbors have moved in.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Kevin and Brian Gay gay gays. Yeah you're the gays
and what the sexuality is. Yeah, I know it's not
saying I'm just yeah, okay, why.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Eli and Sam They had jobs and everything like that,
and they just at thirty seven went let's go do
our oe and we're gonna go over We're going to
do the London things set up obviously, like you know,
he'll be doing comedy over there. It's a great hub
for comedy, but also just doing your oe. And he
said he was like, it is very different being thirty
seven and doing this experience because I feel like you

(33:45):
do have to do it earlier, the OI thing.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Otherwise, if you want to have a career, it can
be depending on what industry, it can be hard. It
can get media and radio, like you don't just leave
a job. No no, no, you could just aren't many.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
And then you don't just be like, hey, I'm going
to toddle off for five years. I'll come back. I
can come, I'll be back on here right No, no,
you're gone, yeah, yeah totally. But you know it's worked
for them. But the journalist was like, why so late,
and it's just like, well, you know, I wanted to
do it. We missed the boat originally because things just
started rolling. So it's sort of now will never But

(34:21):
it is hard because you're thirty seven, you maybe used
to nicer things. At that point. You've got a bit
of a life set up. In New Zealand. It's all going, well,
now you're going to go back to London and be broke. Yeah,
I had a London apartment and it's super expense, heaps
of people living there. Anyway, this got me thinking, I
want to hear from our listeners about what is the
thing you did much later than everyone else?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Perfect example to start, we were just talking about belly
button piercings being back. Yeah, and come, I'm saying she
waited quite a while to get a piercing because she
had to wait for her mom to get a piercing,
and your mom, the lovely Catherine can get a piercing
until she it was forty.

Speaker 8 (35:01):
On her fortieth birthday, she said, you know what, I'm
gonna get my ears pissed.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
And I was like, she didn't have her ears done
before forty, No, not at all.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
I don't actually know why. I think maybe she just didn't.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Wow, she wasn't allowed.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
But yeah, my whole life she's that you can't get
your ears pissed until I.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Have Yeah, right, and then she did amazing someone message
in already they've did a lot late. Didn't get married
till I was forty, which I guess is like late
ter maybe not so much these days, but you know.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
That's probably actually probably the best was probably the best
way to do it, because I can wait until.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
You're did didn't get boobs or pups till I was
fifteen and a half. The half is important at the time.
And I didn't lose my v plates till I was
twenty eight. Oh wow. Yeah, also was late to join Instagram.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
People are as well, like learning to drive late, learning
to swim late.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Let's move out of home late?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Okay, well, these are all the things we want to
know this morning. Only eight one hundred dollars at em
as a number text us as well. Nine six nine
six What do you.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Do la later than everyone else? Right now? Though, we
want to know what is the thing that you did
later than everyone else? Lovely. Elo Mathewson, comedian Friend of
the Show, was talking about the fact that him and
his partner Sam have moved over to London to do
their oe at the age of thirty seven, eighteen or nineteen?
When did they move?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Like it was a last year sometime, wasn't it just.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
At the year end of last year?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah? Basically, well, I mean he was always a good
time to live in London. I wouldn't been complaining if
I moved to London then.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Oh yeah, no neither. But I it's just I don't
know that I could do the London thing.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Now because you're just my thing.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
You like your heart. I like my home and I
can't have that home in London, Darling. I'm not wealthy, yes,
I know, but we want to know what is the
thing that you did later than everyone else?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Niha, what was the thing you did later in life?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Hey guys, So I joined Netflix for the first time
in twenty twenty during COVID, and that was the first
streaming platform I ever joined. Twenty is late.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
How how do you mind if I ask how old
you are? I'm twenty four now, so back then I
was nineteen.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
What and you hadn't like been on any stream much? Yea?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
What did you watch before then?

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Just like TV?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
No, I've still kept up today.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
I just had no streaming services.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, so like broadcast television. Wow that is so late?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, I know, yeah, because I was. It's something you know,
like it's really hard for like the boomer generation to
adapt to streaming, but yeah, they have.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I just get them as they come out, like we
got just now.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I'm like, okay, we'll get there and then we end
up paying for like five or six.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Have you got them all now? Niha?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I have?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I used my brother's Disney, but I have everything else now.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yeah, it's that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
You got to have them all? Thank you Mary.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
What was the thing you did later in life?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I didn't learn how to ride a bike until I
was teen. Okay, okay, So when you were really little,
why did they Why did your parents not get you
on the old tricycle? We grew up on a really
steep hill in Wellington? Oh my god, what hell a
long way?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Enough said, yeah, I could imagine like just looking at
the window and your toddler's on a track just like we.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yah, screaming down all Wellington Hill's actually outrageous.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
That soga neary, Thank you neck.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
What was the thing you did later in life?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
I didn't eat a fast food burger until I was
thirty five?

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Shut up?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
What yeh?

Speaker 3 (38:40):
How did that happen?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Like?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Did you live in the middle of nowhere?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
I it was a fussy eater as a child. I
worked at McDonald's in my early late teens and early twenties.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You didn't even have a I know they don't give
work as free burgers, but you didn't on your lunch
break think well, I'll just have a quarter pounder or
some nuggets.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
And now it's kind of nuggies for sure. Yeah, but yeah,
I never I've still never had a McDonald's berger.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
What but they're really good. They're really good.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
What was your first fast food burger? It was BK
and it was disappointing and it was at age thirty five? Yeah,
and are you are you still a fusci eator.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Relatively? You know, I still have a lot of burgers
and things now, but now it's kind of a point
of pride that I've never had a FU I do
know what you mean?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yes, you do know what you mean. Yeah. Oh wow,
Wait will you do KFC?

Speaker 4 (39:37):
I haven't had a KFC burger either?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Will you do the chicken?

Speaker 7 (39:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I was going to say, like, how can you not
do the chicken?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (39:47):
No, eat plenty of fast food, it's just not burgers.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I don't mean to have noddles. Is my is my
choice take away burger of choice? Mate? You've got it
enough first, that's where you've got to start. You know
this guy's you know, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I know she's a monster. Next she's a monster.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah, thank you. Some messages in I'm thirty seven, finally
getting married. That's okay. I've never been married and I'm thirty.
I don't know how old I am. I've forgotten today.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Finster six thirty six.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Someone said to me the other day how old, And
I actually had to think about it. I was like,
is it six or seven?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I think sex say no, because we're the sat Oh
my god, I just remember we're the same last number. Yeah,
and then that's.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Why twenty twenty six and we're the six in the sex.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yes, yes, okay until our birthday and then we'll be
a bit skewer.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah. Never tried any drugs. Never tried any drugs until
thirty nine and then hello, Molly, I had six much
later than my twin sister. Didn't say the age. I
didn't get married for the first time until I was
forty four. Has it been a second time?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Sounds like that.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
I had multiple tattoos before I got my ears PST
at twenty two.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I went to university at age thirty four. Felt like
a major career change, shopped to the system, from an
IT job to zero income. But I don't regret a
single minute. I'm graduating in April and now working health sector,
loving my work life.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Fellas, that's nice. Congratulations. That would be so scary.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
And also why in sort of going back to study
things that I might do a bit of law And
you're like, do you.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Think they were the adult student in the first row?
Are always asking questions?

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Yeah, curse me where I'm fucking my changer. I didn't
get boobs until I was about sixteen. I got bullied
for it. Now my boobs could replace the moon. I
didn't get boobs until I started working here, and then
I never slept and then I gained a bunch away.
That was the only way I got them. I never
had boobies. They's so much fun. Um. I'm a fifty

(41:53):
seven year old straight male who has just started to
take dance lessons. Why not last too short? Hell? Yes?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Why did they put straight in there?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Whoops? It's quite a gay thing to do in the
Mormon faith. And I'm i chested in the Mormon faith.
I married late, I was twenty five, ye had my
first child late at thirty and my last child at
forty three for momnths that's late.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Um my daughter is off on her oe and convinced
me to get a matching tattoo. It's my first one.
I'm fifty five.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
So cool.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I love that. M a lot of people going back
to UNI late. At the ripe old age of fifty nine,
I left my kids, my house in New Zealand and
moved to Melbourne to start a new job at a
new life. Knew everything one fifty nine car Pei DM
amazing first tatto at thirty. That's not too bad. I

(42:50):
didn't watch adult fun films until I was nineteen.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Oh yeah, that's probably good for your development.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I think it is. We're watching that too early. It's
so many. I got my first at forty five. I'm
now fifty five and have five of them. I learned
to swim at thirty seven after signing up for a
half iron Man. Okay, wow, that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I always I always say people look adults learning to
swim when I swim at the pool. Yeah, and it's
so it's it's so brave because it is. Some people
just put it off because it's it's like it would
be like riding a learning to ride a bikers an, Yeah,
totally just wouldn't You're just flailing around. It's yeah, a
lot of people learning to ride bikes late. I was
in my forties before I learned to stop caring about

(43:35):
what anyone thinks of me. I think that is what
happens when you get older, right, and you care less
and less and it's great.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Oh, someone just watched Breaking Bad for the first time
the other day.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
It's incredible, right, Joy Joy has new show, The Breaking
Barabis Pluribus is incredible on Apple ipl TV.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
I joined the Fire Service at fifty years old. I'm
doing the first sky Tower Challenge at fifty one.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Good luck, good luck so many.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I still haven't had uber eats.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Someone said, yeah, okay, you just you're just not missing
paying extra money.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Someone texted and said, oh my god, you have to
try McDonald's burgers. I didn't until I was thirty, and
now I'm locking load.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
The podcast network play z Ends, Flesh One and Hayley's.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Anyway, So I had twenty minutes, and so I went
for a little walk down to the local park, you know,
the one just down the road park. Oh yeah, beautiful.
The sun was shining, benches were open for me to
sit on and whatnot, and I was just having a
nice little time. And two things happened. When I witnessed
there were swings. Oh yeah, I was like, man, I
love a good swing carpet, dim you know, just really
basking the glory of the day. Sat on a swing

(44:42):
for ages, just swinging and swing and it just feeling
really good. It was such a nice little mood booster.
And I didn't realize that there was a mum waiting
for the swings. She had two kids, and I was
on the thing and she was sat behind with the
two because and when I got up, I sort of
turned around and or that as soon as I got up,
she like immediately went to the swings of her kids, right,

(45:03):
but she'd been waiting. And I caught eyes as if
to be like, oh, I didn't even see that, And
oh my god, the glare.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
I got what like discussed and just like you grown
woman sucking surely away from children. I mean, technically anyone
can use the playground, show me the age restriction. I
didn't you didn't see a sign?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Did you didn't see one? Off of the swings, So
that happened. I felt a bit bad, and then I
felt a small urge to pee, and I was like, Okay,
before I got to the sports of a drama, I'll pee.
And I looked around and there was public toilets there,
and I was like, whatever, they won't be that bad.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Surely we were recording the voiceover had a toilet.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, I know, but there was still too much time,
Like I didn't want to go that early, so I
needed to pee, and so I saw the public toilets.
I was like perfect. And as I'm walking, the need
to pee, you know me, increases rapidly and I'm like, oh,
I don't need to pee. I'm now officially busting. And
as soon as I approached the door, two tourists, Uh

(46:03):
there's two doors. Two tourists immediately come in and occupy them.
These tourists I can only describe as outwardly American.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Okayt like later in life.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Yeah, got camo shorts. Oh, we've got walking poles for
around the city. Cruise ship I believe.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yes, he was a cruise ship.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
We're older, we're an older lady and gentleman, and you
know we're we're lost.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Just to really enjoying your country, you know. So I
was like, damn it, so I've got to wait. They
took forever. I was like, oh my god, and I'm
wriggling around, going, oh, this is getting dire. And then
the guy comes out and he sees me waiting. There
was the man that came out first. The woman was
still going. The man came out and as he saw me,
his eyes told me, oh, no, no, what had occurred

(46:52):
in there.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
There's nothing worse than locking eyes with someone coming out
of a public toilet when you're going in next and
they know or you know what you're just done in there.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
So I have no choice. The urine is about to
exit my body. I enter this toilet. Holy guacamole. I
don't know what they're serving on that ship, dude, but
you need to stop eating it. There is no toilet
seat on the Silver Ball. Why do they not put
toilets in? There is no toilet paper because our American
friend obviously used it all and what has been left

(47:21):
smettered around the bowl was a disaster.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Oh, I had no choice but to urinate on top
of that yak yack yagain.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
And it is the last time that I try to
enjoy a park in the sun. Yeah, never again. Have
you thought about complaining to the council, No net something
in a publicly pee in a bush and I'll I'll
take the penalty of the pops walk by.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
You'll go to court for public explosion.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I'm not going back in there.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
Play z MS flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
I was putting a great article yesterday about beauty items
that people are swearing by for twenty twenty six. You know,
everyone's starting their new regime. I'm really gonna look after
my skin this year, that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
So I saw an article yesterday linking to the face
masks at Harry Styles users and all the celebrities. Yeah,
you know the black ones. Yeah, the Underreyes.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I've sort of given up on my underreyes. Last year.
They really took They just took a beating and that's
never come back. I had four weeks of the most
immaculate long sleeps the day. Okay, this seems like a
problem for Turkey, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Exactly fix it in post fix it in Turkey Turkey
twenty thirty hashtag twenty twenty thirty five twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I can't keep winning anyway. I was reading through a
number of these lists of like the top beauty items
of twenty twenty six, and at the top of them,
I keep noticing it's always it's always sid of Phill
and serah V, both of which, by the way, you
can get at the chemistry house.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Yes, you can show spawns.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Yeah. So and and you look at all these lists
that have that these huge expensive brands, and yet serav
and Cedville always at the top. People swear by them,
clearing skin and do all sorts of miracle things and
cheapest chips. Yeah, and so I was like, you don't
need to spend money to have greatness in your life.
And then I was like, let's hear from our listeners,

(49:08):
what is the cheapest chips thing that you just It's
just you go to the thing that you love, the
thing that you swear by, you have to have. We're
just going to share it.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
What good good in this kind of cost of living.
I was going to say, year that we've been having
for five years, decade that we've been having.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, you don't need and you get lured in by
the price, meaning that it's better.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
This is like basically everything at the supermarket or wherever.
That's not a brand. It's all the same chemicals and stuff. Yeah, exactly, exactly,
you're just paying more for the label. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Maybe it's like a jupe. Maybe it is a sworn
by item of gym gear from Kmar.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I was going to say the dup leggings, like a
lot of people swear by.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Ye're we're not getting two hundred dollars loose anymore. What's
the one? Hilara, that's the one that you get forty bucks?
Exactly the same? Yeah, literally, slightly different.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Nobody's at the gym's pulling back the waist span and
seeing the label.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Are they they are? They are a little bit with
their eyes.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
With their eyes, You're like, oh, jube, she's a jeep.
She's a jep girl.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
But you know cheap camp or yeah, they're coming in. Okay, Well,
get your paper ready, Money Saves.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
It's given me a great list. Wait hundred, dance at him,
call LUs. You can take through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
What is the cheapest chips thing that you love? What
is the cheapest Chips item or thing that you absolutely
love and swear by. You don't need to spend a
lot of money to have good things.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I love that we're getting so many, like great texting
for everybody.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Go tips, get your pens and paper ready. First question
someone wanted to know that is do you guys still
listen to each other when you have a sick day? Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Like, oh chick in Like maybe if you were driving
to the doctor, you might have a lisson lack of
a certain it's load of lacking me and Flitch came
out so that because he's never taken a sick man's life.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
All right, free fun, go to the beach. That is
a cheap thing that you love to do. There's a
detangler brush from Kmart that's a dream a detail. No
you don't know. I'm so sorry. The tangle the tangle
brushes that like basically get at all knots and they
can be quite expensive. But not that one. Okay, but

(51:25):
you have to get the spiky one. They said nine
dollars love that, okay. Mco Beauty Illuminating ce Sea cream
out does the expensive foundations. I've tried every single time.
Can't look past an oil of olay and look at
their skin beautiful the way that the cheap thing I
love the cheapest chips thing that I love is putting

(51:45):
things in my shopping cart and then just not buying them.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I mean, that's free, but then you get the emails
from them forever.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I know, Hey, left the ten dollars toasty maker from kmart.
Is it like the old school ones that made those pockets? Yes?
I think so, and then the spaghetti would come out
and burn you. First.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I actually purchased a toasty machine, a toasty makeout press
and lockdown, and I used it like all the time.
And then since Covid, I put it away in the
back of the cupboard and never used it. Rid of it.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Take it to the sales day. Boy wants a toast,
I need a toasty. The cheapest chips. Thing I love
is tap water. Why are we buying bottled water?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, I'm like I'm like that as well.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yep, my fake engagement ring, I like that. It all
sparkles the same. I've never looked at something and been
like fake.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I don't know what's fake and what's not, So I'm
just like cool and I don't care how much people
spend on engagement rings.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I might actually judge someone more if they had a
really expensive over the top ring.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Oh yeah, what are you a Kardashian Marco Robbie got
me into the panther and nappy rash cream as a
lip barm. It's blood great, actually stays on the lips.
I've used that white. Yeah, but I guess you'd rub
it in. But if you had chet.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Lips, wouldn't it be like you'd notice it into the
cracks and be white? Um?

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Oh my god, there's so many got to be The
two for thirty dollars Sonnies from Helen Stein's I'm never
gutted if one gets lost or broken.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I know that's the thing if you're a sunglass person
that loses sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, yeah, I've got expensive ones and then one some
glessons and knows thrashed the glassons ones.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Um.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Glow Mode from Shean They're a Lululim and jupe. The
bombshell jacket is exactly the same. They're both properly probably
ethically not great.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Probably that's actually the tagline when you're on sin Probably
ethically not great.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
But at least I'm not putting money into a fat
phobic white man's pocket. Yeah true, Yeah, guys, real problematic.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Um oh, someone's shouted out here go and newlynd Moore
eighty dollars cut color, blow dry for a woman. That's
very cheap, no boocking recred It is like faulty towels,
but I don't care. It's fast and cheap, so good
Doctor Bugs caramel popcorn cheapest chips and just as good
as the Worther's original popcorn, but a third of the price.

(54:17):
Have you had the Worther's original popcorn? Is it good? Wait?

Speaker 2 (54:21):
So it's melted worthers on popcorn? Get out?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
It is.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Better than the caramel, the classic caramel key. I don't
even know the brand. You know that brand, it's been
around four years. That's not the Bugs one.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
You can't you can't compare them. The Weather's original one
is so over the top because it's like the most
wind melted. When has this been a thing ages? Maybe
late last year? Oh okay, okay, I don't fath with
cleansing and toning, No time for that shit. Wash was
sit a full and moisturize with Olay Face moisturizer are
ten dollars, Never get a spot, never have dry skin.

(54:56):
My grandma and mum swore by it, light, non greasy, perfect.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Here you go.

Speaker 7 (55:01):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
They might just have great skin in the family though,
you know.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yeah, I don't. Firstly, Hayley, I am not a running girly,
but I'm training for a ten k run in April.
So you go gLing Coco, thank you? Wait is this
do you have competition?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Race your Secondly, all my active tights roll and slip
when I run. So far, the only peer that have
stayed put. I'm a twenty four dollar CA woman's full
length training lego.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Oh did you run yesterday? Ummmmmm no, I've run for
the month, you say, on the twenty ninth of January.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Okay, Oh, but Pantheron's clear pseudo cream is white? No,
the the pantheron. I've bought for tattoos.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Before as Why because I've had some for a skin
things as well. Nappy rash, Why it's not clear? No,
baby powder is dry shampoo?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
So much cheaper sunglassfecs replaced lenses thirty dollars instead of
buying new sunglasses. Oh, you're right, so if your lenses
rather than getting rhythm.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
But you can get cheap lenses online because I've done
that before, and I had one proper ray band and
one right and you could tell you either you either
have to have both cheap or yeah, get an original.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Someone said, not even baby powder as dry shampoo, cornflower
that texture, But you're right, that's what it is. Someone said,
selex smooth and soft pen in one, nine ninety nine.
Most weeks a new world. Oh okay, the panthem does
rub and clear. We're having a big panthon day. Okay,
clee is the panthon white or clear? It doesn't rubin?

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Why if you have a rash or something, it goes
white around.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
The itch if you eventually keep running it in, I
know it's here, it goes white around the rim. Yeah,
it's not clear. Nine sex nine sexes, but panthers. We
need to hear from our mothers and fathers here because
it's used for rash.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
And so Margot Robbie squeezed by this. Are we sure
about this? And she was, Barbie, look at her.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
She tells you something works, It works, It works. Someone
also said nothing goes down like a cold double brown.
None of this craft beer ship. It can't be twenty
for twenty. I tell you what. Some great people are
texting it us clear they're wrong, they're right.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I think you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Are we the only one?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Are we just doing just have rashy skin or something?

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Why?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
It's the stuff in that it's like a silver it's
like gray, right.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
That original No, it's been a blue thing, that original texture.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I'm thinking of another thing then, hang on, I'm going
to look it up on chemis were house.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Pan fin it's in the it's rash, it's the it's
in that white and blue. It's a team you can
get it that is white and blo.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
No, I'm not thinking of that. I'm thinking of the
other stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Equafor No.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
It's like it's a white, thick white cream and saying
you think of something else? Yeah, okay, well that's hang on,
hang on, pseudo cream, pseudo cream. That's what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I thought we were team on teams it in.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I'm with the listeners here it rubs and clear.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Totally Toddler, mum. Here it is totally white. Yeah, it
rubs and clear, and it rubs and clear. It rubs
and clear. I told you that.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Original the podcast network.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Zoms, Fledge, Vorn and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
And the Panthem rubs on clear, Like, oh my god,
I didn't know this was the stuff I used after
my shoulder surgery and it rubs and clear. Right now,
it's time for.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Fact of the day, day day day day. Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do? I reckon this today's
fact of the day in this logo week maybe somewhat
of a shambles, because usually when Vaughn's away, he'll leave us.

(59:11):
You know, he's put the sword into it, but he's
so strong, he's so struck with illness that he's just
in bed, close to death. So I thought what I
would do is some logos that had to change after scandals.
Oh okay, and I might just do a few of them. Yeah,
I like that. And then what it'll be, Well, I'll

(59:34):
say I'll stitch up Vaughn for tomorrow by blasting through
a whole lot and then want to be sick tomorrow,
thus shooting us in the foot again. Yes, but that
feels like tomorrow Haley's problem. Yeah, BP landed in hot water.
They had an old shield right well, like back in
the day, was this old shield that said BP. And
then they rebranded to a sort of floral flower. Giving

(59:58):
an eco friendly, energy focused future is that what they
have now, Yes, and they did that after that huge
oil leak through the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Ocean, the in the Golf of Mexico and the Golf
of Mexico or we say Golf of America. Now we
do if you want to be let into America in
the future.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
On an esther, we've been talking about that we want
to go to America to go to this thing later
in the year, right, and we're like, do we need
to start raining in our kind of anti Trump stuff
now and just be so if you hear us our yeah,
please know, we don't actually believe us, but we want
to go to this festival. So we stand. We stand
with our leader. But people called it pr gymnastics. So

(01:00:41):
we're like, you can't just put a flower nature and
you know, and make it more green to do the
horrible things that you've done. Uber actually came under fire
because they had they had a hard logo that was
cold and aggress and after they were called out for

(01:01:02):
a culture of toxic behavior, what they did was they
rebranded to the softer curvier writing here oh okay. Basically
a lot of these have in general softened things after scandals.
Malaysian Airlines, for oh, yeah, okay, had quite a hard,
jaggedy original font and then of course MH three seventy occurred.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Still haven't found it, and that would be how many years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Since eleven years? Twelve years because it was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
What ten years last?

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
No, twelve days?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was from March eight, so we
literally yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
It did an obvious rebrand of its logo after the
disaster of twenty fourteen to try to sort of you know,
all the imagery of Malaysian Airlines branding had been on
all the news. Obviously not a good story, so they
did it and again they kind of did a little
softening of of it all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Still though, when you're at an airport, they didn't change
the letters before the flight numbers, so you're at the airport,
they're like bingbong MH one four toes leaving and you're
just like, we wouldn't do that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Volkswagen they also did it. They made a cleaner logo
after they had a dirty scandal of their eco cars
not being as eco friendly as they originally did, and
so that again was everywhere with their v dub hard
thing and they softened it and made it smoother. American
apparel do remember American fans apparels like branding and whatnot.

(01:02:32):
They had a hyper sexualized of young people, allegations everywhere
and terrible stuff, so they softened and curved it. So
the general it's a general thing, which is like when
a company has a scandal or something that is really
really bad, they'll change the logo subtly by making it
often greener, softer, and rounder, so that we look at
it and don't think, ah, a bad company, We think, oh,

(01:02:55):
nice and gentle nice. So today's fact of the day
is if a company has a if you company owner
have a scandal, what you should do is rebrand your logo,
make it greener, softer and more.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Fact of the day, day day, day day, I.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
The ZM podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Play z MS flesh Worn and Haley Today is the Day,
Season four, Part one of Bridgeton drops tonight. Behind the
cover of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
A mask, anything can happen.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
We must find the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Owner of this clove.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
It sounds as if you have been made a young man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
What if he's looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
You and does not want to find it? Be he
wants to find the leading to sell the cow.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Mister, do we know one another?

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
With a little imagination?

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
The impossible teams possible knew?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Did I watch last season of Bridgeton? I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I tapped down after season one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I think, yeah, ah, the girls are upsets, Oh my god,
how grow up? Season two was Jonathan Bailey?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Right, Yes, what happened to that guy that you remember?
That guy in season one? That yeah, who left and
was like, I'm actually going on to bigger and better
things now, guys, and then didn't do anything.

Speaker 7 (01:04:31):
Everyone thought he was going to be the next blonde
and then he just.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
He did that Netflix movie with Ryan gos and he
did that Dungeons and Dragons movie. I think that was
his downfall. Let's be honest. Yes, the season one was
the original and it just like was it went crazy?
Season two was Jonathan Bailey's season. Season three was Nicola
Well missus whistle Bottom. Whistle Bottom. Yep, you guys are

(01:05:01):
so good. But the fans around here.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
You are a fan show for me?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yeah, we know, we know it's so well done. I
do love it. I just you know, last year wasn't
great for me, and I don't think I had the
capacity to watch it properly.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I couldn't imagine with what you went through last year
sitting down to watch Bridget and fixing any of it. Yeah,
but caw when you're a huge and you've even read
the book that this seasons based on.

Speaker 8 (01:05:29):
Yeah, I like to read them before the show comes
out because they have changed a lot, like a lot
of the storyline and the plots and and things are
very different from the books to be a bit more
modern for us.

Speaker 7 (01:05:40):
All.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
So this is ben edict and Sophie's love story. Yes, yes,
the last of the brothers.

Speaker 7 (01:05:47):
No, Gregory.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Sophie's a sister.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
Yeah, there's seven siblings and they're in alphabetical order, so
that's the easiest way to remember. So ben Adicta is
the second brother, but there is Gregory right at the end.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Sophie is not her sister's side note, she's love interest.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Yeah right, who's in the season anyone new?

Speaker 8 (01:06:05):
So the woman playing Sophie is new. I actually don't
know the actress name, but she is gorgeous.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
She's Korean, and so they've changed the character's last name
as they did last season. We're in Sarmans did a
cape Sheffield is her?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Hear god? That is one of the most beautiful Memen
was infe No.

Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
But yeah, the story is very well known for being
heavily inspired by Cinderella, hence Whilight.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
The Mask and then the glass and stuff that Thompson has,
Benedict Bridgeton, Aaron Hanr as Sophie Beckett, and then Nicola Colin,
who's been from the start, the Colin Cochlin. I tried
to I tried to soften it for her.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
She's she's from a moment.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
No one likes the car, Nicola Cochlin when she's laugh
at that, butherington again a lot of returning cars.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
And when you say, it's not out till quite like
seven pm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Okay, tonight, So that's a late one for you gals. Yeah,
that's past my point.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
I just had a look at Netflix's top ten most
popular global shows of all time. Wednesday season one is
still number one, Adolescence is number two, Stranger Things, Stranger
Things Wednesday season two, Darma, and at number seven bridget
In season one. It's still one of the biggest all
time shows ever.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
It genuinely is like so lovely, so visually delightful, It's
so well done. The acting's always great, like it's a
bit of like light romantic fun, which we need in
this world. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
So do you know bridget In Season one has been
watched nine hundred and just just on a nine hundred
and thirty million times.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
I reckon at least ten million of those are me.

Speaker 7 (01:07:51):
Yeah, I've rewatched all seasons multiple times. And Queen Charlotte
the spin off.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
The season the sound where they go to the Queen
Charlotte Sound.

Speaker 7 (01:07:59):
Yeah, no, almost where they talk about the Queen's backstory.
That was one of the best spin off seasons. And
it's all based off you know, the King in Hamilton,
the one who's funny and he's a bit crazy. Yes,
he is the King in Bridgeton. And the crossover of history.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Is just you're a history bath.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Tonight Bridgeton Season four, Part one only.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
That could also be why in Vaughan's off work today there's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Many theories coming.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
Plays play.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Now. You know, i'd say women in particular, but I
dare not speak on behalf of anyone. If you feel
the same way I do about this, which is that
there is a huge rise in women particularly swooning over
men and characters that we are watching, either on social

(01:08:56):
media or on like TV or dramas or whatever movies.
And it used to be that would swoon over the
like glistening bodies and the abs and the heroic things
like extreme strength, You're James Bonds and that kind of
stuff and whatnot. Now women are swooning harder over something

(01:09:19):
as basic as competency. That is all that we are
finding sexy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Now the bar is low, the bar hands drop.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
We don't need just six packs, We don't need any
of that crap. We don't even have to have a
nice face. You are competent, were example, Jeremy Ellen White
is Kami and the beer. Right, that man with a
knife he cooks, he's competent, right, He's got skills that
he can use a bit of mastery.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
It's also a handsome man.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
He's a handsome, handsome man, but not like the way
we used to think as being handsome. True. Uh, there's
a TV writer who's a coin phrase which I don't
really want to say it, but it's like it's it's
like your adult fun films. But the category is competency.
That is all we're looking for, and it's bleeding through

(01:10:10):
into what we're looking for in both our real men
and our like TikTokers. Like example, we're all swooning over
men just cutting things, right, just doing jobs, doing jobs
like men that TikTokers that do like good cooking videos
or cut wood or build something, or like I follow
a lot of guys that do their lawn to death

(01:10:33):
and you're just watching look at you with all your
skills and as it's this thing, we'll be like, like,
how competent you are.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Literally just mowing a lawn.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Yeah, they're calling it the antidote for women's real life,
real life experiences of weaponized incompetence, which we've talked about
a bit, where men like, well, why would I cook
when you just do it so much better than me?
Or why would I do this? You're so much man,
I don't know how to do that, and so now
I just love that. The The baseline for people are
finding attractive and and finding sexy and a luring big

(01:11:05):
turn ons basically.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Right, So if you were if you would date, if
you were trying to date, just sending rather than sending
like a flirty message or video, send a photo of
you doing the lawn, oh my god, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
If you on your profile, on your dating profile, rather
than having a shirtless picture, and so it'll be like,
muscle all that boy, look at my face. Show me
you in an apron, Yeah, looking a steak ye, show
me you chopping wood, Yeah, crafting something with your hair?
Oh yeah, okay, show me you crafting a bowl out

(01:11:43):
of found river Cody and I will marry you here
and now.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
The fletwornan Haley by pod Terrible News.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
A study has been published in the New England Journal
of Medicine, and it's said is that people often trust
AI medical advice as much or more than guidance written
by human doctors. So you could go to the doctor
and they'll tell you this is wrong, this is wrong.
Does but AI is now trusted more, even though we

(01:12:18):
all know how rubbish it is.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Things wrong all the time, but we all do it right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Like as long as we've had Google, you Google your symptoms,
you AI your symptoms.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
All the time. Do you know how many times how
close I've been to death? The real answer is zero
times zero zero. But but in my kid, thanks to
Google weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Google is always the first thing that comes back on
Google is cancer every time.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Every time got to hit this symptom, yeah it could
be or it's cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah, it's always listed. It's crazy. Yeah, but man, doctors
must hate it. I mean we obviously have a good
friend doctor Shawney.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Oh, he must hate. And I think you know what
I've got.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
I know, if I've got to know what you need
to get, I'm sure patients come in and say, yeah, exactly,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
What I've got, and I need moxy deloxi loxlin because
it's the only thing that will do it. I've already
looked it up. You time you were on the moxy
deloxixxelin it finally got rid of staph in fiction, Yes,
because I was on a roxy loxi.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Did you have you counted how many times you went
to the doctor last year? Oh my gosh, would confronted.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
From October to December alone? It was fine? Yeah, so
a few times on no way, and add three phone consults.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
You'd probably be like a gold elite at your doctors.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
I'd get caught it at my doctors.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Get free lounge excess.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
When I go to my doctors, I've got the waiting
room and they've got a smaller, kind of nicer lounge for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
The frequent flyers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
The frequent flyers, I go in there well, okay, I
wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Ask the question this morning, seeing us we all google
our symptoms, and you know, we all use Google and
AI a range of things and it doesn't need to
be medical. But when did gurgling or using AI get
it wrong? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
Maybe you were trying to fix something that's an often
like a thing that you'll google rightly, how do I
fix this? And it's like take it apart.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Or like fixing or cleaning something. Yeah, use this, but
it makes it worse.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Yeah, maybe you read something you didn't want to hear.
You know, you found out something you didn't want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Yeah, So on eight hundred dollars at m as a
number nine six nine six to text in when did
googling or using AI get it completely wrong? What happened?
Give us a call, let us know. So. A new
study has shown that even if AI medical advice is wrong,
people still trust it more than a human doctor. That's wild, Yeah,

(01:14:46):
and scary going forward.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Really scary going forward. We want to know when did
googling or using AI just get it completely wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Yeah? Maybe it was you know, you were sick and
you googled, or you were trying to fix something and
it got it completely wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Yeah. Someone said I googled my symptoms when I was
sick and it said I had diabetes. I didn't, and
I don't. I had the flu.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Oh yeah, see that. Yeah, across over.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
It's not there yet, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Michelle? What did you google and get wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
The bloody secret sound?

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Okay, well what were you trying to google? What were
you googling? All the clothes trying to trying to check
GPT it and I was putting all the clothes in
and I was putting all the guest dancers in.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
And because you can't upload an audio.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
File, they had to try and describe what the sound
was like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
And honestly, the results that we were were absolutely bloody wild.

Speaker 2 (01:15:39):
Right, not even think about because that's the thing, Like,
we're screwed with secrets. Sound of AI sucks an audio.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Yeah, I'll break it down and I'll slow and.

Speaker 7 (01:15:52):
Go on like the first day or two, and they
take the algorithm of what I previously postedly and my
previously asked GPT.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
But a lot of the answers were like rat oh wow,
we would never we would never miss out our family
friendly Oh my god, I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Yeah, no, and I know at the time people were
because some people said they were trying to Google and
AI the clues. Yeah, right, but thankfully they're always vague
enough that it could be anything Michelle, thank you messages
and what did you google?

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Or AI? And and it got wrong? Someone just said
no more words other than hearde. Oh so maybe they
like lift it on too long or I don't know.
AI told me it was fine to delete my Minecraft
and I wouldn't lose all of my saved worlds. And
then I did and had a very angry little brother.

(01:16:44):
And when I told the I it had done that,
it was very apologetic, which was kind of funny in itself.
Someone said there someone someone said, when I go to
the doctors sometimes they'll pull up Google. But you've got
to remember there's a million different things that could be
wrong with you. Someone thought that they could take apart
the motor of their vehicle themselves. Oh yeah, and to

(01:17:06):
the mechanics.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Yeah, that's not a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Then looked at it and said, what have you done here?
And they've googled it?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Do you always think that when a doctor has this
computer screen facing you, it's quite brave, whereas they should
probably sit in front of their computer and you sit
at the disc looking.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
At it so that they look like they're looking up
like a secret medical like a.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
File of medicines, not just googling, like what.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Do I do for this lady? I had a stain
on my care and walk a dress that I was
told by AI to use bleach to get out. No,
that's ruined.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Yeah, because was it a white dress.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
You could use a tiny bit of blea. But anyway,
don't don't ask me. Google told me I had bid bugs.
I went into a mental spiral and almost spent hundreds
of dollars getting professional treatment.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
And what what? What was just massie bites?

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Was it just crumbs? Just crumbs? You've just been eating
a bed and it wasn't just some leftover? Yes, crumbs
look as come a long way, but you still can't trust.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
No network plays it ends flesh Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Tell you what glowing glorious feedback about our segment not
enough for the news news.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Every time you're on our show, bron the people demand
more more. Brian. It's a pleasure we put you in
the show full time, but it doesn't work with our
silly little pole jingle it's too many, too much.

Speaker 7 (01:18:27):
And.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
It doesn't kind of work though, didn't it. It's actually
easier than you thought. Yeah, well, these are the news
stories that weren't good enough for the main news bulletins.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
But we're still newsworthy and we think that the people
need to know, but they need to hear it from
their trusted news reader bren Radkim.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
So it's time for another edition of not enough for
the news news?

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Is this where I come in?

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Yes, anything, and then we'll do it again. Well, we
haven't haven't confirmed the system this second time I'm doing this.
I thought you would have been in the studio producing
some new Yes, Shenon's hasn't had a jingle for a year,
So get in life.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Okay, here we go, Take two, killed her. Good morning,
I'm Bryn Rudkin.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
We begin in Florida, where a family disagreement has gone
from heated to breaded. Just a reminder, I've not read
these stories yet, so proof of them. An eighteen year
old has been arrested after allegedly assaulting her mother with
a pork chop during a drunken argument. Police confirmed food

(01:19:39):
residue at the scene, marking the first time leftovers have
been entered into evidence, the pork chop itself has vanished,
and authority say this case is now being treated as
a high stakes crime. Good pardon overseas now and a
warning for anyone feeling burnt out at work, your job
may be turning you gay. A Malaysian minister has suggested

(01:20:02):
work stress could push people into the LGBT community called
fledged careful because I work so hard, so hard, alongside
social influence and personal experiences, while officials admit they have
no actual This is a word that I hate.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Statistics statistics Bill, you do you take that out of
your normally?

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Yes? So what do you say?

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Research shows statistic data? What happens when statistics New Zealand
run the census? I just don't run the story week Yeah,
that's I pull a vaorn That's what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
They remain confident the real culpritor is emails, meetings, and
that one coworker who replies, as per my last message,
brilliant To India, where ambition has taken a dramatic turn.
A medical hopeful allegedly amputated his own foot to qualify
for a disability quota after failure entrance exams. Police quickly

(01:21:02):
saw through the plan, confirming this was not a step
forward but a career limiting move. Authority say this is
a clear case of cutting corners, very literally good and
finally closer to home. Police and Tasmania seeking witnesses after
reports of a dog driving a ute on the beach. Yes,
dog at the wheel, man in the passenger seat. There

(01:21:24):
was alcohol involved. The man has lost his license for
two years. The dog, meanwhile, has avoided charges and is
believed to be on a loose leash. That's the news,
I'm brnn Lukin.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Well done.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Actual news stories, all actual news stories. It just weren't
good enough for the news. Yeah, but are good enough
for our news?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Do you think eventually, Brindlake, you'll read these and you'll think,
maybe I should put these in my news news one
dred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
If you could for me that script, I'll chuck it
in for the rest of the morning for all the
station you could also read on coast and you know
that they might like a story. They might like the
dog one. Yeah, the dog driving the youd on the beach.
You maybe might like that one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
We should thumb listen to Hoskins, where's that we should
be so good. Absolutely, where are you finding these stories?
We don't reveal our sources.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
The VENN podcast network give us the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Text nine six nine sex of you or someone you know,
an adult gets an allowance. It's something that's I've near
had as an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Wow. Yeah, but you did get your phone and insurance
paid for until like two years ago. Technically it was
all just.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Like an Edmond slip up. We just sort of get
onto it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Well, you're not going to tell them they're still paying
for it, are you? This? Okay? This is the reason
we asked this. This is a wild story.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
So Nicola Peuntz Beckham, who was in the middle of
the bloody Brooklyn Beckham. Oh, he's Brooklyn Pounts Beckham. He
took the last name as well, he did. Yeah, dramas
separation from the Beckhams. Da da da dah. If you
don't know all of that, you know what where have
you been? Drama? So it's come out though that Nikola
Brooklyn's wife may receive a one million dollar a month

(01:23:15):
allowance from her billionaire father. So someone's talking about this
on a podcast. How do they know?

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
They've just heard from people?

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah, I'm not That's why I was trying to get
to the bottom of like what is your sauce here?
And they say maybe Nichola that maybe they'll deny this.
But he is a trean fund management founder just like
deals with right, So he's like a billionaire one point
six billion dollars in seat were.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Her dad's like quite old? He is he eighty or something?

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
He had said publicly, Yeah, he's old as man, like sick,
you know what I mean, Like you're about to be
a billionaire. Oh my god, don't like sneeze too hard around.
Daddy might blow over, he said somewhere publicly of my
daughter A million dollar a month, allow ones, why don't
you he'd set it to someone else a month.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
When all this feud was kind of blowing up last week,
I was like bold that they're just cutting off mum
and dad of the Beckhams, of the Beckhams, because like,
how is he going to get money? And I know
they've said that they always want their kids to make
their own way, but like their nepo baby, do they even.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Have a job. I don't know what he does. One
of them is a footballer, Romeo, one of them, and
he does one of the models, right, yep, and one
of them is Brooklyn but who does a cooking YouTube?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Yeah, but I'm sure they are not living in like
you know, student flats.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Now, I think that even though they want to earn
their own money and stuff, they're locked after. They're very
much looked after, but not tune of a million dollars
a mile. What would you even do? How would you even?

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
They're fine? Then if the Beckhams aren't supporting them, because
giving she's getting a million dollars a month, that's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
How would you spend a quarter of a million dollars
a week? I don't even it's insanity because there's no
point even buying up property because you don't need the
money to own property. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Just what rent?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
You just rent?

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
No, I mean like buying up property like shredding a
portfolios the only way they could think of getting rid
of that much money so quickly. But why would you
need a portfolio of properties? If you're getting a million
dollars a month, you don't need to be earning money.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
And apparently the book deals are coming and knocking at
the door because they.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Apparently it's been like multimillion dollar offer for Beckham to
write a tell all book about the Beckhams.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Well are We asked on Instagram do you or an
adult you know get an allowance? And so there's two responses.
There's a lot of people for budget reasons and maybe
they're bad with money who get an allowance. Like say,
for example, the couple pull all their money into an
account and then they get an allowance. So that's your
fun money, and that's your fun money, and that's what

(01:25:54):
you spend.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
All the bills are paid.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
That's GMS is my dad gets pocket money every week
because he's a boomer and doesn't know how the f boss.
So Mom, I'm assuming Mom just draws out some money
and gives it to him every every week.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Yeah, and my dad goes out. He can't be bothered
with payWave and pin numbers and stuff, so my mum
always touched him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
A little cash Renee message in Yes, a girl I
work with had one because her spending habits were horrible.
So same thing like you get this much, that's it.
Somebody messaging my boyfriend he's twenty seven, still gets an
allowance from appearing And also somebody message in remaining anonymous.
I couldn't possibly say in brackets for tax reasons, babe, So.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
We shall not be providing this the idea. It's been burned.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
I've just that message has disappeared.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
It literally just blew up. Yeah, okay, so I mean
it's happening. I mean my hop would be if I
had very rich parents yep, like stank and billionaires. Yeah,
my hope would be that they'd give me the chunk
that I'm allocated, Yeah, and then say, like, up to
you what you do with it, because any lace, you're

(01:26:58):
still learning how to like man maybe and make some decision.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
You're still learning to manage money when you've got like
what one hundred million dollars or something. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Someone just messaged and my partner gets his wages paid
into my account because he is not able to be trustable. Yeah,
I pay all the bills, divvy it all up, and
then leave a little spending money in his account for him. Okay,
in a different account. I'm forty one, and I still
get one hundred dollars a week from my parents. So
does my forty six year old brother. It has never

(01:27:27):
changed since the year two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
I mentioned if you never touched that how much money
you'd have for.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Twenty six years.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Yeah, with interest in everything, that would be insane. But
I bet they've just spent it every week on Lolly's
and food.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
You think the forty six year old is spending one
hundred dollars a week on lollies? I would twenty four
of My dad only recently canceled the credit card that
he gives me and pays off every month. What what
are these people that doesn't judge it? I'm just saying,
don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
If my parents are pay me one hundred dollars week
since I was eighteen, I'd be stoved.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
I wouldn't say no. No, there's plenty of you out
there getting an allowed. We'll enjoy it. Well, no, enjoy it.
And no one's been in Nikola with no a million
dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Shivers, guys. Ten out of ten podcasts that one?

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of
ten and one of us wasn't? Or who was that?
Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating
and review.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Please do it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
This is a bad one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Don't know, don't bother, Yeah No, don't don't

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
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