Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 30th 2026

Today on Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod,

• Cleaner vs Tiny Ducks
• SLP - DO you like asparagus rolls?
• Rav 4 is the hot new car to have
• Top 6 - Problems being a 13-year-old in prison
• Hayley air tags her keys
• 1 in 4 Aussies don't exercise
• Hayleys Interactive Date
• Why did you move to NZ?
• Daniel Beddingfield follows Hayley
• Is the Quiff back?
• Fact of the day
• How liberal are your parents?
• An Analogue bag
• Where did someone flirt with you?
• Hayley's PM

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network. This is from Fleig.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Pond thanks to animates making happy happen for Pitt's Good Morning,
Happy Friday. We made it, We made it. We're not
done yet though only the start of Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
What and we're down worn our show, Flitch.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
We're down and worn today, we're down. Shannon's out today.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I haven't had much sleep, so I'd happily go down.
How do you feel about a solo show?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Don't know if I can, if I'm in the mood
for a solo show.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
When was the last time you would have done a
full soul summer once?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I did a couple and hated it because here's no
one to talk to. I don't know how Georgia does it.
It's a it's a skill, I tell you she's got.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
She's got such a bubbly disposition. Whereas you're such a bad.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm just a miserable pro. You know, I'm not a
miserable bronah. I just I'm not in the mood to
do that, though you stick around. Thank you, haleyck around
on the show today. More chances to go in the
drawer for zm's million dollar summer shot at that one
million dollar cash price. There will be more Harry Styles

(01:09):
songs first caller through. When you hear one during the show,
you go in the draw straight away to see him
live in Sydney with flights, tickets and accommodation as well.
It's going to be an incredible show. Yeah, the Top
six is on the way.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yeah, I've got the top six problems being a thirteen
year old in prison.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Because Sweden is looking at changing the age because a
lot of gangs are using like here, you know how
they'd use like kids to do ram raids because yeah,
they can't go to prison, Yeah, because they're not technically adults.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
And so prison said, fine, will take you.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So yeah, they're looking at making it thirteen. So the
gang stop using the kids in crime.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Think back to Bab thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
You've met your big thirteen, and I mean they wouldn't
put you in an adult prison, would they.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I still very much needed my mummy and dead yet
thirteen one hundred. Yeah, well I've got the top six
problems being a thirteen year old prison.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Next on the show, though a viral story a cleaner
has quit.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
If people have noticed. But we do like to start
the show with a silly little brain.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I love a silly story.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
So a cleaner has quit, Yeah, and the reason why
she quit.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'm on her side. This is actually like a disgusting story.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Plays that ends flesh worn and.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Haley, Well, a story's gone viral. A cleaner? Do you do?
You have a cleaner?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't. Well, pets Setsy, You've got Patsy. I've got
Patsy's brown, Like you are the kind of person that's
so busy you'd get a cleaner even though you did
test paying them.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Before my mother and father, Mummy and Daddy moved into
my abode, I considered it. I actually got someone over
because like it just gets overwhelmeding wh.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Friends in a flat and they all just chip in
and it's chea it's so cheap, it's actually Yeah, they
and they love it because they will work so much
and don't have to clean.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
But I I couldn't do it. I'd be that person
who cleans before the cleaner.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
You're same, because I've I don't want them anyone to
see this.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I could never, like honestly just leave the house unclean.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, Like when you go out of a hotel room,
do you like climb to do a mini clean and
hide thing.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Flitch how many drinks I had the note before? It
just depends on the state of which I'm leaving.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes, well a cleaner has quite and this story has
gone viral because when she turned up to work, there
was a note that was left in the home that
she was cleaning, and basically the note said, we have
hidden a trail of one hundred tiny ducks around the home.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I hate this. Now the eye job to put this woman,
yes through the tests.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
The idea was that she would have to clean the
house so thoroughly that she would find all of these
one hundred tiny ducks.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
So she said that because her problem with this was
that it was demeaning, basically insinuating that she wasn't going
to do a good thing.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
So putting her to a test, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like what what were these people thinking?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
A hundred? I mean, did she find any.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
They were trying to like game of fine cleaning or something? Yeah,
like at the video gaming She said. I read the
note a couple of times, kind of shocked. I'd already
been paid for the job, so I decided to stick
around and do the best that I could in the
time frame and then just quit. Afterwards, it was like,
I'm done with this. I'm never coming back here again.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh my god, two hour cleaner. We had a hundred
many ducks around the apartment. We do this to ensure
a job I've done. Please leave all ducks all in
capitals in this jar. Pre move.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's a preg move.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I will say, maybe it wasn't listening properly before. But
when we were sitting around planning the show and you
were talking about this that a lady quit because someone
had hidden one hundred ducks around the apartment.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I imagined.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Actual d one hundred actual mini ducklings.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Ah right, okay, not big ducks, Like okay.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Here's the code to the door and her coming in
and there's just shit.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Those things shit, it's it's liquid.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
And imagine all these ducklings and like following her around
and she's mopping the floor and so this makes more sense.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
So the cleaner shared this online, this whole experience, and
it's like, absolutely blow it up. A couple of days ago,
three point eight million views and more than one hundred
and sixty thousand likes. And that was a couple of
days ago when this article was published. So I imagine
it's only just gone further since rude.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Someone just text in, she sounds like you're on the
verge of a cold yourself.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
And I said before, no, I'm not. My voice sounds
buster because they haven't had much sleep.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
You're just running on hardly any sleep.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
The rooms with vorn Away with a floor, your voice
sounding crow.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
We've been hooking up, the three of us. No, I
think I think I'm fine. I have had a sniffle
for the last like month since I got the flu.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, you had actual fluins. I had flu like yeah,
about three weeks ago. So no, no, Well, Flitch is fine.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I did blow my kissing and the song rise there
was not one hundred real ducklings plays.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
It ends Flitch worn and Haley f.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Haley, silly little.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little, silly little.

Speaker 8 (06:45):
Silly.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Little pole. Do you like asparagus role?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I think this was Vaughan's idea in his seck. I
think he's very passionate about asparagus roles.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well, that's fine. I love an asparagus role. And we
just said before, is this a Kiwi classic? Like is
this kind of alphine? I think British it is British
and origins, but very.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Much kei we Australian adopted by US as a key
we Classic birthday parties, wedding funerals.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, yeah, they're a classic funeral.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Ye wait, they're cheap easy.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I love asparagus, like if you're having breakfast and it's like,
you know, sauteed or fried in butter, this guy, this guy,
but in a sandwich in a role, I just can't.
I just hate it.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
It makes a good aspari because they're raw. Do you
know you cook them?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
You cook them, but nah, I don't like them cold.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Do you know why?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
It's because you've been to funerals or your NaNs or whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Maybe even Beev. And I'm not accusing her. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I don't know if Bev does an asparagus role.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Most of the time they're made with tin disparagus. You know,
they're like yes, you know, and you just get there,
rinse a margarina bread, roll it up.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Whereas Patsy and you know she gets a nice hole gray, yeah,
got butter. She's probably shumming a sour dough hole and she'll.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Lightly he probably she'll lightly blanch it and put a bit.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Of cream cheese. Okay, now we're talking. Maybe I need
a Patsy asparagus roll.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Next time we do gaggle drinks at mine, I think
rather than showing my parents away, I'll have them cater.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I think they should be the bar stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yes, Simon, because Craig as Well has no idea what
a normal pour is.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
Well.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
We asked our listeners that the very important question do
you like asparagus rolls? Sixty percent of people who know.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, And also I'm I'm yeah, I'm an immediate smelly
wheeze after asparagus like immediate the next time I go,
it's near straight away. How does that happen?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Sixty forty split not in favor of the asparagus roll.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You look up the wheeze. I'll do some feedback.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Do you know that I was gurgling the wheeze? Though?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I see you've got excited about the stats.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Asparagus wheeze? Okay, okay, it says here. Oh no, that's okay, Karen, No,
that's not it. Oh it's said asparagus weed. We not imagining.
I'll put ury.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
You have to be formal with it, and I have
to be formal with.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Chat cheep peetea, and so forty percent of people can
smell a distinct sulfurous odor in the urine after eating asparagus,
while seven sixty percent cannot detect it. So it's a
forty percent of the popular. I'm actually in a minority.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Wow, how does it feel?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
What does that give me? Does that give me some
kind of access, some.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Kind of funding?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Do you get comcial seats?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Do you get to use the accessible toilets because you
get stinky ways?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Because I don't get stinky ways.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It'll be bright, It'll be bright, right, but always smells delishous.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, well yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Stephanie says this is the whole reason I grew up
not liking asparagus because of these bloody rolls. Then I
realize you can pan fry it and body and it's
actually tasty.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Can we stop wrapping it a bread now, see Steffanie,
But just keep hand fright and put it.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
In Stephanie and me, we know we know how to
eat asparagus.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Dan says, I like them as they are a staple
of a great funeral.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Spread funeral so much, Danne.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
You see I'd rather have a Lamington at a funeral.
I'm not about the cakes and stuff because I'm morning.
You know I need sugar.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I went to a funeral. The
last funeral I went to was my friend's mum. Catering
was topped here.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh really, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I was very sad, but then I couldn't help but
be happy about the food, joyful about the food. Yeah,
the food was joyful occasion.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I would have loved that.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Ursula would have loved her. Not awake. You can't have
them at awake.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
It's going to be the immediate after in the church
hall chef's kiss and the Catholic woman's leg. Jamie says,
can't stand the we smell afterwards, so she's in the
mother as well. Gianna says, delicious. Sometimes I make them
for girl dinner. Catherine says they have to be the
right firmness, not too hard, not too soft.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
What about when you get one out of the fridge
and it's sort of like floppy, it's well all a lot.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Adele says the adele Yeah, numb, now fun that's what
she said. And the last person says.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Make them with real asparagus, though not this canned shite.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Okay, So for the little pole, we asked.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
You've got to go back to the original one. This
is hard. Hang on, hang on. We asked you do
you like asparagus roles on? Sixty percent of you said, oh.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
No, plays that ends flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
We're down Vorn today if you've just joined the show.
He's sick again today and sending us voice notes yesterday.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, he slipped basically the whole day and still fell
like crap. Andy Eve said he felt tired putting up
the washing had set a little rests.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
He's topped up on the David Seymour's on the Pseudo Dreams.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, so a beg thank you to David. Well, I'm
not thinking that friend of the show.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I wouldn't even say that, but I do wish Vaughn
was here today because the New Zealand's most popular car
has been announced with the new car market. So I
don't know who's who can afford to buy a new car,
but people can. The numbers are in twenty twenty five
and the new car has dethroned the Ford Ranger, oh,
which worn drives and you see so many of them

(12:12):
on the road.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
So many of them.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
You see them right in you're rear view mirror because
they're almost attacking your bumper.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I feel like I headed them. So I don't think
he would defit that, To be honest, he.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Wanted because he always used to call out the rangers.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
And then he got the driving.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Then he got one. He's like, oh, I get it, get.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Out of them away. Well. The new the most popular
car in New Zealand is the Ram four. When it
comes to new car.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
That makes sense. I see them around all the.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Time, and I actually drove because I don't have a car,
but I rint quite Oh I know, sorry poor, I've
got a bicycle. Oh oh, you're welcome. You'll welcome me
saving the planet.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
But I went away for a weekend last year some
time and rented a car because I'll just rent one
for the weekend every now and again. Yeah, And I
got like a Rav four. It wasn't I think. I
felt like it was like a year old and it
was a hybrid. Yeah. And then when I get when
I got back to fill it up, it took like
hardly anything.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I know. They're so good for that. You see them
around all the time.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
That's is common, amazing to drive. So yeah, the Ranger
is now second after the Rad four for new cars.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Now where's the Master six five?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
So I did look and I just this is a
quick Google of New Zealand's top used cars, because that's
what most people are buying, right the top used car
markets according to a few sources, for the SUVs, the
Nissan X Trail, the Master six five. Maybe is that
what you've got? The Mitsubishi Outlander for small hybrid cars,
the Nissan Note, the Toyota Aqua in the Suzuki Swift,

(13:39):
reliable cars utes obviously, Ford Ranger in Nissan Navara, and
the Holding Colorado for the use those are the top
used cars.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
If you could have any car, any car, what would
you have, Like if.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You won lot, if you won one of those like
twenty million Powerball lot. But I don't. I feel like
New Zealand is one of those places where if you
had a car like.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Ruined Lamborghini, everyone's like, oh, tiny duck.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
They do that look at you and they're like, who
are you? Yeah? Do you think you down? Gerald Like
you're better if you went twenty million and a lot.
You just have an everyday nice and then No one's
gonna be like asking you for money and stuff. I
will judging you.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Some kind of like vintage Mustang situation, but absolutely just yes,
stock standard nice SUV.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
So people don't think I've got a little Willie does that?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
M podcast network play Fletchorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
From the Fletchborn and Haley group chat. This is the
top six.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Well in a lieu of Voron Allen Smith, who is
unwell today, I'm doing the top sex and this comes
from a story out of Sweden.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh are you? Are you from Sweden?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Sweat?

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Are you sweet?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
That's sweete?

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I swear in Ikea famous for Ikea are you? I
do know it's still haven't been to Ikea?

Speaker 8 (15:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Are you a sweet?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Am I sweet? No?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Norway?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Now? Remember an ancestry dot com just downgraded me to
like boring white Britain, Tradish and Irish.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I haven't been to Ikea either. I have no desire
for it until it comes down.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
It's like Costco. I didn't go for a year and
then I turned. I was like, that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
You'll be heading to Ikea sometime around November December. November
December okay, great, that's when I'll show up. So Sweden's
moving forward plans to lower the age of criminal responsibility
from fifteen to thirteen in serious cases, because it's basically
means that they acknowledge that a thirteen year old can
be responsible for a crime that they commit.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
They're conscious of it, they know what they're doing well.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
And the same thing's happening there has happened here with
the ram raids and the gangs, is that they recruit
kids because they can't be charged and go to prison.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yes, so in serious crimes like your moiters, yeah, and
aggravated you know, robberies and assaults and stuff, they could
even face prison time at the age of thirteen.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
But you can still in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
So just to come back here, I was like, oh, no,
I thought the criminal age in New Zealand was fifteen.
But I think that's like the youngest you could fourteen
or sixteen. You go to youth prison, right seventeen years
old you get tried as an adult here. Yeah, but
our criminal our age of criminal responsibility it's ten years old.
That is the age that in New Zealand. By the way,

(16:32):
there's so many things being like we gotta get this up.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, including the.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Un that's like it should be fourteen. The house is
I had no idea meaning that a ten.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Year old can be prosecuted for a crime they commit
because it's assumed that they are aware of what they're doing.
Anyone under ten, it's assumed that they like they have
no clue what's going on.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
It is crazy. So when I was when I was
ten and I held up that trust Bankah with a
sauna shotgun. I mean I got away with it, but
I could have actually gone to prison.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Well, because it's now, what's the you know.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
No, we don't have that statute of limitation that America
has a statute of limitations for non serious crimes.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Right, so you just admitted that you held up a
bank that sawn off shock.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
No, but the bank doesn't exist now because it moved
with Westpac. So actually loophole get.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Away with it. But yeah, yeah, in theory you could
have been prosecuted for there. Well, I have the this
is for Spheden. I have the top six problems being
a thirteen year old in prison.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Because I'm assuming in Sweden they'll just chuck you in
at always or yeah, all of those scandy. Prisons have
like farms and they try to rehabilitate them.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
You live in like nice apartments. You are like locked in,
but you live. It's like a nice life. Yeah, it
honestly sounds sick. Like you can get rid of some
of the stress anyway. Top six problems being a thirteen
year old in prison. Number sex. You're gonna get laughed
at for having no pubes. Straight up, you're in.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
The showers, the shared showers. People going to say it
is gonna laugh You've got no pubs. But how bad
is it when you're waiting for pubes? Are you just like,
when's it gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, I didn't get I got pubes after my best
and I was gutted, man got it?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Was it a competition?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
I just remember the d I remember the discussion when
I was like, you got pups and I was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Shame, shame had now and now as adults were like, God,
get rid of these pure everywhere rolling.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I just got rid of you. Why are you back?

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Number five on the list of the top six problems
being a thirteen year old in prison. You'll get laughed
at for having a pizza face and also having no pubes.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Number four on the list of the top six problems
being a thirteen year old in prison, you're gonna get
laughed at for not having the latest prison issued rubber slides.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
And also you've got no pubes yet, so shame.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
So prison's just like school. It's just teasing. Yeah yeah,
mostly pub based. Okay, right, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Number three and the list of the top six problems
of being a thirteen year old in prison, You're gonna
get laughed at for neiving having touched a booby before,
and it's probably because you got no pubes.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yeah, okay, right, this is I'll tell you what. This
is enough to put these kids off robbing places?

Speaker 10 (19:11):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah? No, this is brutal and brutal nightmare.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Number two on the list of the top six problems
of being a thirteen year old in prison, you're gonna
get laughter ack because you can't handle your.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Hooch and you need to.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Grow some pubes on you. And number one listen to
the list of the top six problems of being a
thirteen year old in prison, You're gonna get laughed deck
because you've got a little dick which we can only
see because.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
You've got no pubes.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
You got no pubes. That's today's six plays.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
It ends flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Actually quite late to the party, Wasn't I getting Apple
ear tags? Considering I am the most forgetful, kind of
whimsically brained person in our friend group.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I they've said they've saved me so many times losing
my wallet and my keys. Nay, And I mean I
want I wouldn't have lost them like far. But just
even in your in your house or apartment, and you
can just beat them, I know, and you find the
keys under the cushion and you're like, yes, I've.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Got to throw it back to that time. But we
thought I was being tracked, but I had I had
driven Vaughan's car and I was at your house and
my handbag was beeping and we.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
And we're like, oh no, no, it was just as keys.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, but I so I ended up buying a four
pack of the of the ear tags.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah. This is similar for like a lot of Android users,
we use tiles. There's a few different brands out.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
There, GPS. I think, like Team who has some.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I've got one? Do they? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah, they've got like oh crap ones, you put in
and this is I bought.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
One of those card size credit card size wallet ones.
That's amazing, and yeah, you slip it in and it's
rechargeable as well.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
But I'm a lady, so I've got a big wallet
and a big handbag. So like Hailey's wallets here at
work now, Hailey's luggage is at home.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
And Hailey's keys no location, no location found.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
So while I talked to you about the new features
of the generation to Apple eye tag, can you ear tag?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Can you reset my key one? Because it's so badly
fletch and you had to do it for me when
you sit the mark.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
There's a way to reset an air tag so that
it is discoverable, and you do.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
It, click it off, take it off, click it back
in eleven?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Was it eleven times? So what you're doing? I was
about to rip your face off and say you're weaponizing
incompetence here, But then I did realize that it's not today.
It's not a good day to pick a fight with you.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Oh, more on that later, More on that later. Also,
just got my nails down done. And these are jewels,
not tools. That's what Sophie said, jewels not tools. The
car and feels me, I can't be put them my
fingers in there.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
I'll fix your ear tag. But yeah, there is great news,
because there isn't. There's a new version of the air tag.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Stick and gin ye and that's been ages right because
they update every other Apple product all the time, but
this is the first time this has been updated. No
ice increase from the first generation, which is good, which
is great. Ultra wide band chip precision finding works up
to fifty percent further away than the original ear tag.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
And so I saw some photos or some screenshots of
you can open your phone or your watch and it
will have an arrow and actually, like your compass guide
you where you were.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
The kid is literally like follow me my friend, expanded
tracking range.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Do you think that will work at the airport? Can
you just go through the flaps on the convey about
out through they and if they.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Try to stop your bag, can they say security you
can't come through here and be like, oh, I've got
my Apple Tracker.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, I was going to fetch that bag over there.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
That you sage have lost louder speaker, so that if
you are losing things on and you beat fifty louder,
making it easy to hear alerts and find items by
sound precision finding on Apple Watch. For the first time,
you can use precision finding directly from your watch to
the tag.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, which is new. How does that work when your
ubers driven away? You trying to find that and everything
you've left in the uber? I don't know, but I
should just get their power and follow them, get hold.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
On their trail.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
But I think it's great that they've they've done this
and they're not increasing the price, like they've made it
a bit of product. But it's just the same thing.
I think it's so great. I need to get one
on my father.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I've got four I bought a four pack, I've got luggage.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Can you just check your father though? Like, is that?
What's you know?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Because do you think it's an ethical problem?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I think it's an ethical dilemma if you've got an
old person or at like a grandparent in your life
that I don't know, wanders off. Yeah, what a great idea.
We'll get him a watch, But then he's got to
remember to put the watch on.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
No, he won't understand the watch. How does he get
drop it in his pocket when he goes out for beusies.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Of the boys.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, you know what I mean. It's like that drop
it in and then you'll never lose dad.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
You never lose your dad.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
The z M podcast Needwork.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Play z ends Flitch one and Haley Well.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
The health and wellness website UM Body and Body plus Soul.
I'm going to say, Body plus Soul. I have released
the Health of the Nation report and this is in Australia,
their Australian base, and I wondered, maybe it's similar here,
because you know, we're cousins, a lot of similarities, a
lot of similarities with our Aussie neighbors.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
We're all colonized by the same people.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well, one of the most interesting things to come out
of this Health of the Nation report is that one
in four Australians said that they don't exercise weekly at
all at all, Like they do nothing weekly.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Nine six ninety six. If this is you, by the way,
chime in. We'll do our own quick New Zealand version
of this.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I think when I was away for four weeks on holiday,
I didn't gym once.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
But you would have worn.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
But I walked, I walked a tarn, swam a bed
and then I was like sick for a bit of it.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
So I think exercises, whatever you've whatever moving your body
looks like for you.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
They could be dance walking. It doesn't have to be
bloody bruh, your teen bright, it could be your younger,
your pilots, pilotees.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, whatever it is. Ballet just isn't that insane? I
I mean, it's probably not surprising.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
We just said this off here, like and I don't
want to be that person.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
It's like it's the moment say that on here? What
what I said before?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Oh god, I'd never say that. I would not do
that to you.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
God, No, thank you. What if you lose your job?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Now I've got to do the.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Buttons in my friend?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, but no, we were saying, like, it's like one thing,
we are a show of fluctuators our bodies. If we
don't move, they will not stay pot.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah you've got I've got to do exercise, I've got
to do exist.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
But we were saying it's more like we go mad
and ay get a bit sad.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, and you're right, it's cliched. It's mental health, but.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Genuinely is I've noticed it and I'll go, oh my gosh,
like I'm grumpy or I'm feeling low, I feel depressed,
and you're like, I just haven't been to the gym
for four days or something.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Like that, and you go and you're like, okay, yeah,
that's why I've just got to move. I've got to
do something. Every day.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Someone messages in, I don't exercise, but I am a trade.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Does that count? You're on your face, that's very active. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
I think that, like, not exercising means you're sitting tree.
You sit there.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
See if you were office job, sitting in an office chair.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Janane, good morning team. I don't work out it all
and I still feel healthy. Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
That's good for you.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
You're probably moving a lot more than you think, Jannine.
I think if you just sit on your bum bum when.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
You get quite pimply by.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
And that's the thing. If you have like any kind
of active watch, you realize how often you don't move.
I know you think you do hangover days. If you
look at your watch, you're.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Like, sorry, sorry, what did I not exist in this day?

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It is pretty shocking. Like yeah, like you say, like
days like that, it's confronting.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Well, get out, do you know find yourself a body
of water and then go for a little walk by
and eat a banana and you feel a million bucks.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Play that in flesh Worn and Hale.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Sprawl on the praw Not really. I went out on
a date last night.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well that's Sprowl on the prowl. Yeah, Bourne's away. We
don't have the intro.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Mu's got the ox cord for something else. Yeah, looking
sprow on the prow sproh.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
No, I don't think bother.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
I haven't been prowling very hard lately anyway, you know
what I mean. Anyway, I went out on a date
last night. I was told it's a three hour experience.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
On a school night, Haley Jane Sprowl may.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
It's a three hour experience. It started at seven pm.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh god, I'm aware, right, So, like a third of
the way through your dinner, I was asleep.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, so I was.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I was told not much about this, but I learned
when I got there. It was in a hotel and
it's called Dinner Tales, and it's they do them around
the world, and they're these kind of art installation things.
It's a seven course digger station and each course represents
an artist.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
There was like Picasso, then go Banksy.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Then go it's just like a little like plate of ear.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
No no, no, no, it wasn't a little plate of ear.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
He's the one that cut a zero off, right, is
that right? Yeah, that's because I just had to had
to go.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Such a dumped, such a disol one castle.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
The castle pe Cassle took off his ear.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
So like they do them all around the thing, and
every dish I'll show you my own bloody footage. Like
there's there's like this Mona Lisa and she talks to you,
and then the and then the little chef is like
it's all projected on the table. Look at this, Look
like there's your canvas on the thing. And then these
like hands come out and they kind of what are.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Their little TVs or iPads the little projections. Oh okay,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
And then Mona Lisa talks to you for a bit,
and there's the chef. He kind of runs across the table.
It's all that's a prediction, like it's from the roof.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
There's like projectors everywhere, and then each dish is sort
of inspired by the artists, like this star Night and
all this kind of souff was amazing.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I just say, it seems like a lot of faffon
around though, doesn't it, Like I just want my food.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
No Lipetite Chef is So there's another one that does it,
Lipertite Chef. It's like exactly the same concept, but this
one was called Dinner Tales. Do you know I did
think this this three hour degas station where we're like,
you know, the food small and little tiny, it's huge,
like movies that happen in between and all this stuff.
I was like, Fletch would.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Hate I would. I would.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
It was like there was like the t was a
bit slow sometimes and you're like, come.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
On, come on, maybe they need to director, you know,
someone to kind of cut the It.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Was a lot like I was like, we could tighten
this to two.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
But I guess they've got to make the meal, so
don't they got that kind of yeah exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
There was one moment where they kind of talk you through,
like the chef, the little AI chef guys like talking
you through what to do with your meal and bring
it to life. You sprits this on and this disappears
and it's very interacted, very very fun. But there was
one moment that where they were telling us to do
something but they hadn't.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Brought out the plates yet.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
And there was this one moment where they were like
the chef was like, now grab the something next to
the thing and sprinkle it on the dinner. And everyone's
like around being like I don't know what I was
supposed to be doing. So everyone just sort of closed.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Their eyes and we're like miming this thing suddenly, like
all the weight stuff Russia with these plants. It was
very right, but like it was a lovely date night,
but I didn't actually I didn't actually end up getting
to spend much time talking to my date because we were
it's at tables of four, we were are two. We
got set next to these two like incredible loud bolshey

(30:37):
above six foot South African women.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh wow, who just.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Sat down next to me?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Your people? My people?

Speaker 9 (30:46):
Man?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
No, and oh my god. They were talk They just
talked our ear off the whole night. They were so funny.
They kept picking the whole thing apart because she's like,
we are the South Africa.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
This is what we do. That's not enough food. At
one point she there was like the strawberry thing we
were supposed to split four ways and she calls over
the way. She's like, Yoch, we're supposed to. I don't
think so we need more right. I think that'll be right.
And at one point they to start talking to.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Me about the bra.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Have you ever had a South African bra? I was like,
what's that like?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
The barbecue?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
You don't put I'd never start a bra for a wiener,
But it was just they were just brilliant coming.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Did you give them your South African accent? Yoch? Did
they like it?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
She said, no, we don't sound like that. I said,
yoh yeah, And I said I can I ask you
a question? She said what I said? Did you drive?
Yoh wa?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I said, wow, I just wanted to know where you
bought your gosh. She's like, we don't sound like that.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
They do?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
They do? So I did not get the silver proper
with my accent, but very fun night right, and you've
made new friends and I've made new genuine South African friends.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Podcast Network play there.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
In Split one and Hayley, now, we want to talk
now about the reason you moved to New Zealand. And
I realized that most people were probably born here. Oh yeah,
like you.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Came from our new friends next to me last night.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Also our friends saying has just promised to do us
a bra next right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
But she moved here for love.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yes, so she made a key we bloke over in
South Africa and she was like, let's go.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
So the reason we talk about this is because obviously
James Cameron has been doing a lot of press for
that Blue Smurfs movie, latest Blue Smurfs movie. He mad
Smurf Satar.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Smurf Satar under the under their tree. Yes, this big shot.
Papa Smurf's big shot.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
And because he he's become a citizen.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yeah, he lives out in the Weighted Upper.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
I believe Marty Barrow ways, Yes, got a big beautiful
house here and he used to own He used to
weirdly because my parents used to live in Featherston and
the Wided Upper. He used to weirdly run this like market,
this like kind of week week week in market.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
We've sold bread and fruits and stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Right, And he's just said he just had moved to
New Zealand because like we're just normal.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, we're normal people.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
We're just normal people that you get them. He just
came for sanity.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, I've got to drop a South African stuck like
shite to a baker. But yeah, you hear that from
celebrities right that go, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
We kind of don't fuss them too much more said
it like each year, and.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Like they will still get pissed at a little bit or
people will talk loudly around them, but they're not just
gonna like you know, like in America, just surround them
and just falling over the So obviously we're not all
you know, people aren't moving here because they're movie makers
and celebrities. But there'll be a lot of people listening
to the show now that moved to New Zealand. And

(33:48):
we were just wondering, what, like, what was that reason.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Why we know this place?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
We know, we know we're beautiful, we know we're a
beautiful country, but like everybody moves everywhere else, like Australia
and stuff. Yeah, why why here? Were you escaping something?
Meet someone?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Was it like a big job opportunity?

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah? Were there just more jobs here?

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Mate? Yeah, maybe you got on the wrong plane.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I don't think that's a thing now. I don't think
that's a thing now.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I always think this about my friend who I went
to drama school with Twanda, who was from Zimbabwe, and
he just had no idea what came here for safety reasons,
much safer country and just like got put in Pami.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
I thought that was New Zealand and now shout out TOI,
it is New Zealand. I know.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
But he was like yeah. When he moved to Wellington,
he was like, oh, okay, okay, right.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Just a little bit like going from Zimbabwe.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
He was like, okay, Zealand right there. I am, okay,
well there. I just find it so fascinating. So nine
six nine segs text in Yeah, give us a call.
Oh eight hundred dollars it.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
In Why did you move to New Zealand?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
James Cameron, director who's living in White Appay in the
White Upper. He's been doing a lot of interviews lately.
One and one interview, he said the reason he moved
to New Zealand was because of the sanity.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Yeah, just but normal, but normal.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
We're just chill here. We're chill. I no Hollywood here,
love well, there's Wellywood. It's it's just nice.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
It's Chil're just easy, breezey, beautiful cover girls.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Whether it's the sanity or whatever it is. We want
to know this morning, why you moved to New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Why did you come here?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Samantha, Good morning, good morning, a long.

Speaker 9 (35:35):
Long time first time.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Who So where did you? When did you move to
New Zealand and why? Like why here of all the places?

Speaker 9 (35:45):
Well, it's long, long, storry ish. So I grew up
in Australia, but I was studying. I was at university
in the US, and when I graduated it was during COVID,
so my visa ended and Australia wasn't letting anyone back
in at all, even if you're a citizen. So I
got my New zealances and ships through my dad, and
then I moved here.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
And then you just so you're like, I just got
to get I'm going to get somewhere. I couldn't get home,
And then you just liked it here and stayed.

Speaker 9 (36:14):
Yeah, because I couldn't get a job in the US
because I was international, it's really easy. So then I
liked New Zealand, got family here, so I thought it's day.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I got that.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
People just getting stuck places.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Right, Yeah, but even when everything opened, were you weren't like,
oh well, I'm I'll go back to was it you
liked it so much you stayed?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (36:38):
Because I had like, I had a good job, I
had a flat So I said, oh I can't I
can't be bothered moving countries again.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I love that. I love it, Samantha, thank you. Leed's
go to les Lez. Why did you move to New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
I met my hobby on is away over twenty five
years ago and lied multiple times before we made the
move ten years ago, and we said when we had kids,
we wanted to bring them up on a beautiful, safe
and friendly.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
And that's us And that's beautiful, turk, safe, turk and friendly.

Speaker 8 (37:10):
Yeah. Went back to the UK last summer. Absolutely no
regrets from leaving.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh yeah, nice. Any any feedback though over there, over
the place over the years that you've lived here, lives
like anything you kind of mess or which we did better?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
We'll pass it on to Luxton.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
Oh nothing really compared to the Brits.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
The New Zealand nation is so friendly and genuine where
you just don't know your neighbor in the UK, whereas
here it's a village. Everyone helps each other.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yeah, I mean a guy did flip me off on
the on the motorway the other day you.

Speaker 8 (37:40):
Get in the supermarket there.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, yeah, people people do it in a car here
with is a safety a bit of distance. But they're
not going to do it to your face in the supermarket,
are they. Yeah? Thank you, some messages, so many for
I moved for love.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
My boyfriend of nine months moved from South Africa here
and I followed. Lived here eleven years now.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yoh, I wonder where from lived here?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Probably where you're from, GBA.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
You're lived here eleven years now, married with two kids
and a dog.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
This is home to me. I came to New Zealand
to escape the colt I grew up and in the UK.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Okay, what need some more?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Four? I sixty four? I more info? Police, We don't
have to read it out if.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You don't want us to nine sex, nine sex more
info please.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Moved to New Zealand because I turned thirty and I
panicked and I didn't want to live in the UK anymore.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Nine years later, still.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Here, loving it. That's great.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Moved here to do my pilot's license from England COVID.
Hit got trapped here, ended up in a different career
because of it. Because of it now I'm still here
and I'm a citizen.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Amazing. Okay, we'll keep your text coming in nine six
nine Sex all eight hundred dollars at him as the number.
Why did you move to New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (38:47):
We moved to New Zealand because my brother was getting
into crime and my parents thought a change of country
would separate home from his criminal friends.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
But then did he just get into crime here?

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Eight seven eight?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
To follow up?

Speaker 11 (39:00):
There?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Is he still a criminal earlier? Didn't I?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, maybe he's on the straight and narrow now.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
He's such a so many musages. Maybe he is. Can
we get an update on the brother?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I need update on the criminal brother?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah? Is her right?

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Or is he in prayers? My husband and I move
for adventure. Then COVID happened and I gave Bertha twins
and I guess we're staying here now. Mum moved us
over here for a peaceful and relaxed life and better opportunity.
She was told New Zealand was safer for us or
compared to the UK, and it would be a better life.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
And it was all true. No way I could achieve what.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I have in New Zealand in the UK, and We've
still got coronation straight on somewhere, don't we end the chase? Yeah,
so it's just like home, but just not a more
sunny Yeah. Spontaneously moved back to New Zealand last fear.
After living in Australia for ten years. Had come back
for Christmas holidays and visited friends in Hawk's Bay. Randomly
saw my job advertised here and we'd just been so.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Relaxed, I mean you're in hawks By, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Lovely, so relaxed and happy being back in New Zealand,
we thought, stuff it, let's come back. So sold the house,
packed up the dog, in our four month old and
four year old son, we moved back to the Bay Beast.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Decision ever, Um.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
I moved to New Zealand from the UK for liv
My partner came to London for a Zoe and I
was just living my best life and suddenly I had
a Kiwi boyfriend, has a visa expired, and moved to
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
You know what, at least at least these Kiwis are
finding Brits, because how many Keyws go to London and
they meet another key where you're a naughty come home
and you're like hot British boyfriend. You know he's all right.

Speaker 11 (40:30):
Love.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Do you want a Kappa?

Speaker 7 (40:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I do.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Mate. Moved to New Zealand because I married the first
key where you asked me out on a date in
two thousand and one.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Only knew each other five days, still going strong, best
decision ever, five days and they moved to New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Oh my god, that's amazing. No, had they already been
here or they moved in?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
No asked me on on a date. We only knew
each other five days and then we moved to New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
No, but there must have been some time between moving
to New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
When you know, you know, you gotta believe in love, Fletcher,
it's alive. We moved from Zimbabwe to the UK as
there was no future for children there. The UK was
not for us either, as the girls grew up so
fast and as we decided something slower in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Both girls are in good jobs now. Medi Kiwi and
Melbourne came for a look ten years later. Two kids
still here came to New Zealand from Canada.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
For two week vacations sixteen years ago, stays and it
just felt like home.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
The moment I landed, Well.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Ummm okay, quick question for the longtime listener, first time caller.
Why do you guys only have a bell in the afternoon?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Crew? Have a sicure? We're simple, man? Where are simple?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Right there?

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Right there?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
We're just humble.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
We all in the afternoons. You know, there's more of
a sort of a day behind you. And they were, well, wow, wow, wow,
Wow's just stay yeah yeah, yeah. Oh.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Someone's taken such an effort to write such a huge message.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
A moment. Just have like a little skipping through the
message message. I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Seventy odd years ago, dad from England saw his girlfriend
and her mum looking at wedding dresses, bought a ticket
to Canada. Two years later it was cheaper just to
come to New Zealand. My mum fell in love and
never went back.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Right.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
I met a key guy at the airport. We did
break up, but I stayed. Okay, I came on my
OI never left. I followed a boord in New Zealand
ten years ago. I came over as a burnt out
doctor from the NHS for six months. Two and a
half years later, no plans to leave. Okay, I'm going
to do the fatty I'm going to do the fatty
text because.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Such effort.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
I moved to New Zealand at a time when Ireland
was in the thick of a brutal recession.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Oh it's poetic, Nate, I moved to New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I don't do the don't do the accent.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I moved to New yp.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
No, don't do the excent.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I can't get it out. I I there it is.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
I moved to New Zealand at a time when Ireland
was in the thick of a brutal recession and we
were a relatively young couple of late twenties, early thirties
with a two year old baby and not a whole
lot to lose. My then partner's brother was already here,
and then we just said, effort, why not, let's do
it for a year. My first memories of christ Church
with a new Brighton Pear post earthquake, Pack and Save
and Rickerton, and I honestly wanted to get straight back

(43:12):
on a plane.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
You're fair enough that if you.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Were coming from Ireland or the UK and you went
to a pack and Save you'd be like, this is wild,
this is effing huge, this is huge, this is huge.
And they've got a muscle. I've got a muscle, a
muscle shower with a sprayer.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Now I will say I'm only a quarter of away
through women you carry on.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
That first year was hard and ways you only really
understand when you're that age, trying to settle comma, trying
to make friends, comma, trying to build something from scratch
while carrying homesickness and exhaustion at the same time.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Full stop, fast forward twe read out the commas and
the full stomps.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I just want to honor the fact that she made
the ef.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah you're fair. Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Fast forward twelve years, and this is home and a
grounded comma, settled common no questions. Way, I've put down roots,
bought the batch that makes me a Kiwi, doesn't it,
And I'm staying for good. I now have a beautiful teenager,
and I've since had a beautiful Irish Maori baby, and
somewhere along top.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Not sorry, not your baby, just like the idea in general.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Irish Maory baby, and somewhere along the way, I fell
completely in love with this place. It's people here Tungu
to heir Tung hare Tung and the life I've gone
on and built when you just took a leap. That
was never meant to be anything more love than a year, but.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
It's become everything. That is text of the week.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
That's great, that's text of the week.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
I'm texting the week.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Okay, we'll hold you up with a fifty dollars. And
didn't mention about a catter a dog there though? You
sure you want to do this?

Speaker 4 (44:43):
She could go and get to some fun bells.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Just some two toys for the local dogs, a grateful
dress up party. Okay, well I'm fifty dollars. Animates about
your texts of the week. Things the animates making happy
happen for pets, stunning.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yarn, the fletchworn, and Haley by Pod.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Yes, I was in yobing right mining. Oh, minding my
own business. I wasn't minding your own business? Was money
my own business?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Doing accounting? No?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
No, no no, I was just minding my own business,
living my life.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Wait so you wait, you will.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Use inyob for my accounts? Yeah, but that's irrelevant. Okay,
Well maybe you shouldn't say mind it because I thought you.
I know you do need to sit down and do accounts. Yeah,
mucked it up, but I just I was minding my
own business, just.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
In general life, okay.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
And popped on Instagram as I want to do, and
you know there were hearts and follows.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Now I'm hev with Sprout. I'll get hands and follows
every day.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Okay, of course you do. She's so popular every day
and she's modest and that's why we like.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
But for some reason I just checked them in this
moment and then I see a blue tick following you.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
And I'm always like, who's verified following me?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Because do you remember when the Wiggles followed you Big Day,
Big Day Prescot?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, Jason Memore yeap. Who was the other one We've
got Chloe obviously swore Broke, but there was another one recently.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Does Chloe swaw Brick have a Blue Tech?

Speaker 4 (46:10):
She would have a blue Tech, she'd have a blue Tech. Well,
you know who does have a blue Tech? Because Daniel
bidding Field. Daniel bidding Field started following you and I
was like.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
What.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Why this is?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
When? How many hours ago? Does it say?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Nineteen hours ago?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Nineteen hours ago?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Why did he follow you?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I have no clue, Like, this is the thing that,
like with all the others, the Whiggles, we just interviewed them,
am I just interviewed them.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Presco's like we conversed with them.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Or we were talking up the ninja slushy, won't we?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, Chloe, I'm sort of borderlines talking here.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
With Daniel bidding Field, I just like have no idea.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Maybe he saw some of your posts, your stand up comedy.
Maybe just likes to laugh, maybe likes to laugh, maybe.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Genially found me as a comedian.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Well you just came up in like follows.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yeah, he reckons I'm banging hot. You know, maybe he's like, damn,
what what what?

Speaker 10 (47:05):
What?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Stop squirrelling recon It's it s him. Look at the
guns on this this oyster goal, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Do you know what this means? So you are one
degree of separation away from Natasha?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Natasha the famous Beating Fields.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Do you know? I googled which Beating Fields sibling has
the biggest song. It's this one she beats him.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Oh that's not, that's not not.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Would you like it if your brother was beating you
and would know you'd keep making singles until you keep
making singles same.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Do you know what's funny is after after those single
isn't carwhen's on the Google?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I think you said he's got a single out.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Maybe he's seen a segment of Sprowl on the prow
and he's gone, I gotta get through that. I did
last night after this, I'm I'd say I always get
tickled by this.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
I messaged everyone.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Daniel Benningfield because it's so my generation followed me. I
did go home and listen to if Janaulasma.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Is beautif the beautiful song and now I've edited to
light now your Instagram friends, should I message him? Danny B?
What's up man?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Thanks for the follow don't be weird about this.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Danny boot Play.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Talked recently about the was it the SHIXI the shaggy Pixie?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
And the Bob.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Obviously was making a huge comeback. So there is a
new hairstyle which is basically, you know, we've been rocking
the slip back for a while, to slip back to
daycause my hair is dirty, right, just tit low bun
uh producer cartwhen who was the who was the girl
that brought in the slip back? And everyone was like,
I've got to be here, like a couple of years
ago she got married and everyone was like, I've got

(48:59):
to be here.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Oh blonde, blonde and clean girl aesthetic. Oh my god,
what is her name?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Oh my god? Text A nine six nine six. What
was that chick's name? Blonde, clean girl aesthetic?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I can remember.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
It could literally be one of millions of women.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I know. There's so many women on this planet, so.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Many women planet.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah, I don't know what she's famous for. There could
be so many women on this planet.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Anyway, we're talking about his styles because the slickback buns
had a little bit of a redo and they're calling
it the.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Ossie slickback, now the Aussie slick back.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
No parshing, right, you're going side nice and slick, no parting.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
So we're going back. But on the top there's a
little bit of height and I'm sorry, friends and millennials,
we got to call this what this is. This is
a quiff. We are worringing. Do you remember the quiff?
You've got to remember the quiff. Here's Paris Hilton's quiff
where we used to up the top and we used

(50:04):
to like get our fringe it's the most embarrassing, like
embarrassing hairstyle. And you get the front of you here
and you tease it a little bit and you'd clip
it to the front end sort of boof it forward,
and it's a quiff. I arguably one of the silliest,
ugliest hairstyles ever. But it's back and people are calling
it the Aussie slick back. I'm like, girls, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
We can't just be sticking names on things willy nilly
when you need to admit that we all wanted the
quiff to come back.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
And now we've got a quest.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Right, are you on board with this cowhen.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
The fair Richie?

Speaker 10 (50:36):
Yes, I was about to say, it's a fair Richie Grange.
I could see her, but I couldn't think of her name. Yeah,
I listen. I don't think I could ever do a
quiff back in the day because I unfortunately had bangs
like you know, fringe banks, right, so it never would
have worked. But there's so much effort, like all the
amount of bobby pins in there.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
It's like a mini bouffont, Like they're just so and
you just tease them. And I definitely did this, and
it's so embarrassing, and we look back at photos of
our quests, which people will be.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Like, is that I love your quef And you're like, no, no, no,
it's a question. It's a quest, different vowel.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
In the different different words.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
You love that this is a quest.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Yeah, Like we look back at photos of us with
quests and we cringe and so we can't be having
this back no quest.

Speaker 10 (51:24):
So you terrible for the hairline because you're like pulling
it back. Yeah, yeah, like revealing your here.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yes, it's more of a gen Z trend. Yeah, okay, right,
but I.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Just love the like, oh my god, new hair trend,
Aussie slip back girl.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I'm sorry to tell you that's a question. The z
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Speaker 6 (51:46):
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Speaker 2 (51:55):
Do do Do? Do Do do.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Well? Today it is the final of Logo week at
Fact of the Day and Vaughan sent me some options.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
He's still his homesick with the sore throat. He's on
the David Seymour so for dreams, the hard stuff, you know,
that stuff they quizzy about at the pharmacy. Just to
make sure you're not making meth.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Fear is everywhere apparently at the moment. Okay, you got
I'm gonna I'm going to give ten seconds text nine
six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Do you want to hear about the Starbucks logo?

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Or do you want to hear about the oldest logo
and that's never been changed?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Like the most changed logo? Okay, Starbucks. The oldest is
the Starbucks. Starbucks logo A lady. It's like a mermaid,
a mermaid. Yeah, and he's that joke that.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
She's like spreadical legs because she's like got a tail,
Like there.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
She's got a split tail. Oh, it's a bit weird.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Okay, maybe I want to know about that, all right?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Oh okay, two votes are unchanged, none Starbucks. Here we go,
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I think it's throw Starbucks in at the end now
because I kind of want to.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Know what we just got all the time in the world.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Okay, fine, all right, oldest logo that's ever been changed.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
The world's oldest unchanged logo belongs to Twinings Tea or
the Tea.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
But it's just a font Roman Twinings, Twinings Tea, Twinings.
I'm googling now.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
But it's got the little twillybits on it and stuff.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
It's got like a whole crest.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Oh, for God's sake. Oh yeah, Okay, donan't to take
me for this fact.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
By the way, it's.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Just basically a font. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Also, I've just.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Googled star logos. Google is just a font.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Even I've googled Twining's tea logo and there's like heaps
of different versions.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Listen, don't shoot the bloody messenger.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Go back to the Starbucks one.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
The Twinings has been in continuous use since seventeen eighty seven,
officially recognized by Guinness World Records.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
So you're just saying the Guinness World Records wrong.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Okay, fine, same word mark, same layout, same proportions, over
two hundred and thirty years, essentially untouched.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Serah wordmark.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
It's got capital let us, no symbol, no illustration, no
color trucks.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Just confidence.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
They said confidence.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
They say we were here before the trends and we'll
be here after them. Why it never changed. Twining's had
a huge advantage that most brands don't. It's sold a ritual,
not a novelty tea, right, tampons.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Think.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I don't think that's a novelty Tea never needed to
be reinvented.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah, tea, it's just the same thing.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Same thing. Trust, matted more than excitement tea.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yep, good tea.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Customers valued consistency over flash. Bonus. Flex Twining still operates
from two hundred and sixteen Strand in London, the same
location since seventeen o six. Oh wow, the same shop
and everything. Oh wow, it was all right.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Eh, that was pretty good. I still want to know
about the Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Tellbatoire has roots in the thirteen hundreds, but the logos
changed a bit. Guennis, it was eighteen hundreds. Yeah, okay
the logo of Starbucks. Fine, the logo Starbucks is not
a mermaid. In fact, Disney sense, she is a siren,
and that distinction matters apparently right the difference. In Greek mythology,
sirens were dangerous sea creatures, not fun, whimsical hot chicks yep.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Known for their irresistible songs. I get a get a
pack of shame.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
For example, lurds sailors toward them, often to their doom.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Ye why would Starbucks want to use that?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Starbucks was founded in Seattle, a port city with deep
maritime roots.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Right, that's why, Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I had to say Vorn didn't really love either of those.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I don't think these.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Were headline facts. I don't think there were headline maybe
even roasting it roasting right now. Yeah, Well, today's fact
of the day.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
The facts of the day is that the Starbucks logo
is not a mermaid, it's a siren, and Twinings is
the oldest unchanged logo ever.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Fact of the day, day day day day Do do.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Do podcast Network.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
We want to know right now, what, like how liberal
were your parents when you were growing up.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Because some parents are just like super especially back in
the day. Yeah, but even.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Now to do drugs, do them in the house, can't
buy you alcohol?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Or yeah sure go sail that boat around the world
fourteen year old?

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Yeah, yeah exactly.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Wasn't there a girl or guy that did that and
they were like super young?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah, and it was like when they're on their own, Na,
she'll be right, mate.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
My parents were liberal in terms of like open mindedness,
but there were stretched karents.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
I was allowed to do jack, but then some.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Kids were allowed to swear like from day onie.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Yeah, or just coming go, no curfews.

Speaker 9 (57:08):
Never.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
You never had to tell you mum where you were going,
when you were going, when you were back.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Well, this is what we want to know, because there
was a couple, Amanda and Dan Biddle. They gave birth
and they say that their daughter came out the womb
hating her name. Never they called him Margaret. They never
respond not Margaret. Classic man, it's a classic name.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
But you don't call a baby now Margaret. No, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a bit funky. So they called him Margaret. And
they said even as a baby, they could tell she
wasn't liking it.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
She wasn't responding it to it. Well, I always responded
to nicknames. It was Margaret, the babies ain'ting. At five
years old, they gave her the autonomy to change her
name legally.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
To whatever she wanted it to be.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
What did she choose? Mazy Oh, yeah, which is a
great name. I would have been like sunflyaw blossom.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Ye possible, or like Batman yea yeah totally, or something
you saw on a cartoon. Yeah, I want to be
called teenage mutant Ninja turtle. And the parents are like, yeah,
now are you sure about that?

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Yes, mister teenage mutant Ninja Turtle Peter.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Fletcher, Yes, okay, sure.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
That's what I want.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
But they were just like, you know, you're your own
person and you identify, but how you want to want
to identify?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Maybe? Yeah, she's done well.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
There, yees, she has christ.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
But you know, maybe your parents let you make a
huge decision.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Maybe not like this, but but liberal someone got messages in.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Maybe maybe they let you run the pokeys at like
you know, sex or something. Had you spending a twenty
on the extra pokies.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Maybe they were letting your hoom the darts from from
four onwards. I moved overseas at fifteen to live with
my very chill dad. So chilling fact that the night
before my first day at my new school, he gave
me weed and vodka to celebrate.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
All night my first hangover.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
You went to school with your fairst hangover at fifteen?
What aw country, That's that's terrible periodic. I'll just say
it's terrible parenting. But hey, we're not here to judge.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
We're not here to judge.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
We are asking you this morning on eight hundred dolls
at M text in nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
How okay, someone's just texting their own name that they
would do Princess Quinsweiler, Banana Hammock.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Not what name would you change your name to? A
few were five years old?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I you already gave out texts of the week. Otherwise
I'd make that text of the week. Yeah, it's too late.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Well, oh, eight hundred dars at M Right now.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Though, we want to know how liberal were your parents.
I don't know. We're not judging the parenting, no, but man,
there's some question.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
It's hard not too though.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
My parents have been buying me scratchyes since I was seven.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Technically again, I definitely remember doing scrape changes as a
cage ye because it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Right Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Um oh, Princess can Smiler. Banana Hammock is the Phoebe
from Friends reference. So I do bigger party.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Yeah, Because when you said it, I was like, I've
heard it before.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah, I'm saying I had the parents who let me
move to another country with a foreign man at sixteen?

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
What how old was this foreign man and what country
were you moving to? We're going to need a follow
up text.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Meanwhile, Patsy was like, where are you, who are you with?
What time are you home? What is their number? What
are you going to be doing?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
This girl's off to a foreign law. You weren't even
allowed at Westfield.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
No, I wasn't Queen's Gate.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Queens Skate Lower Lower Huts.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Sorry yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, god no, not unless
my mum knew that someone was there. I'm thirty seven
and my parents let me make huge life decisions all
the time, and that's a mistake.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
I have no idea what I'm doing. Help me, help me,
help me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
My dad offered me a wee doobie when I was sixteen,
but also when a boy called me because of the
big girls who went ballistic at them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
So it's liberal in some ways, but not so much
in others. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
In year twelve and thirteen, there would often be like
fourteen of us at my place, drinking between exams and
on study leave, playing pool. I was the cool friend
with a pool table and would always get a bit sloppy,
to the point where two people would god taking turns
throwing down Russian vodka and then throwing up straight into

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the toilet. My parents were chill as long as everyone
went back to their own houses and were safe.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I mean, I kind of get the argument that you're
going to do it anyway. At least it's here where
we can keep an eye on you, and you're not like,
you know, somewhere in a ditch or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
You're seventeen years old.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Here totally your parents like, I'd rather be at my
house doing this than at someone's and I don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Yeah, okay, oh eight hundred and DALs, And then keep
your texts coming in as well, nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
How liberal were your parents? How liberal were your parents?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
These stories are so great.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Oh my god, that's wild. M Okay. When I was fifteen,
my dad had a party and let me and my
frien get in on the alcohol. It just bought a
bottle of absinthe as well half a shot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
And that was the end of my eye that you
could give that to me as a growing adult and
it's over. That stuff is like potent.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
The first time I tried to ebsinth, I was sixteen,
and when I was a house party and I had
everyone was like go on, and I had one shot
of it, and I remember just knowing in my soul
I needed to leave, and I walked out the door
and went straight at the stream like it's got.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
It right out. Horrible stuff. Do we have a follow
up on the person that went to a foreign country
with a foreign man? Hang on, hang on, hang on,
because that was a wild story that your parents are
just like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Four on two more on that, please, four nine two No,
not yet, four and two more on that? What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
What foreign man needs?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
How did you meet him? What country did you What
was the chat like with the piers? What country like?

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Was it Australia or was it like Brazil or Columbia.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
It's giving, you know, and I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
My husband moved to New Zealand at seventeen from the UK,
just out on his own meet me, and now he's
stuck here seventeen though there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I moved out of home at seventeen. I don't think
you can. A lot of pearances would be stoked to
see you gone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah, close enough, there you go, close enough. Yeah, we
give it a few months.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
I'm forty four now, but as a young child, oh,
this will be a classic of someone your age. I
was able to go to the deery for my mum
and she'd sit in the car and go buy some smokes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I know that was a classic move.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Apparents that smoked us to do that all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I learned to drive a yuked when I was seven
in the country and it would have a few beers
at the neighbors and he'd be like, come on, and
I'd have to drive them home.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Oh God, on one way.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
I'm like, good on your dad for not drink driving,
but also you're at your neighbors, get off your ass
and walk bad both your farmer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
Yeah, my mom drove me to pick me up from
a one night stand once because I didn't have a license.
Do you know my mom came out in my house
once I was late for something and she led herself
into my house and there wasn't one I stand in
my bed. Patsy had come in and was like, hey, cool,
I don't care about this. You need to get your
out of bed now you're late for March. And I

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was like, oh, I follow up on the scratch.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
She's one time my sister was a kid and I
once one time my sister won twenty K when she
was a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Wait, the parents would have claim that right, Yeah, I
mean that you couldn't claim it as a kid. Yeahs
shouldn't be underage gambling we talk about. I'd encourage you
with a messenger.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
I'm just reading. What were you being told?

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
My parents used to host massive parties for our neighbors
back in Speden. I remember all of us kids drinking
the leftovers from beer bottles and drinking glasses. My first
memory is dipping my dummy into Mum's wine glass and
her laughing at it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
That is low.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
My brother and I were asleep on a New Year's
Eve thinking our parents were asleep in their bedroom until
the cops brought them home drunk hands and woke us up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Mom and Dad loved a party.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Cured a koto, and my parents sent me off with
a four pack of RTDs to parties from fifteen years old,
paid for my taxis home until I moved out. One
time Dad picked me up from a party in the
middle of nowhere at two a m.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Because I drunk too much. And when I got home,
he'd put a hot.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Water bottle in my bed, put a barkeet neck to
the bed, and sent me out with a water and asper.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
And he's the best, my parents used to do that,
put on my.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Yes because I don't want your spewing on the carpet.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
The worst was my parents used to put on my
electric blanket and I'd stumble home at midnight, get in and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Fall asleep and wake up like like a rotesserie. Chock.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
There's so many.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
My dad let me left me and a friend with
a box of beers while him and his friends went
to the pub. We got so drunk we were twelve.
My mom let me start smoking weed at thirteen.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
She would even buy it. Oh my god, I moved
out at fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Not sure if this is liberal.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Or completely whack, but my mum took me when I
was ten and my brother thirteen to watch the Shining
and I was scarred for life.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Wow. A lot of these messages. Ordering a Tamadiki would
have an absolute field day with these.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
My sister decided she didn't want to go to school
anymore when she was fourteen, and my mom said, fine,
go get a job.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
She did, and she's been working since she was fourteen.
Oh wow, rode off a brand new van at no,
I can keep going. We're off a brand new van
at nine years old. I'd been driving around the village
in the UK all day, no issues nine all day.
Around the end of the day, I gottracted and wrote

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it off. Right, Yeah, that will happen when you're nine.
You just see a puppy or something crash.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
My mum gave me a puff on her sigi in
the car when I was twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Some loose parenting.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Oh, from age fourteen, my parents would leave me and
my eighteen year old sister at home for a week
or two at a time while they went to fish.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I mean, your sister's eighteen, that's okay, right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Oh, this is so good. Loosen up, Patsy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
God, it makes Pantsy look like an excellent I know,
I know, I was a good Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
The d N podcast network.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Plays Ms. Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
There is a new trend doing the rounds on the
top and it's called the analog bag.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
And I'm so into this. Do you know who'd be
into this? But she's not here, Producer Shannon.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
She would be Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
An analog bag is it's kind of like a little
kit that you would have for the times that you
know and you catch yourself. I've been on my phone
too much. I've been on I've been on screens all day,
or I'm about to go to bed and I don't
want to be on my phone, but I need a
little bit of stimulation. What you've got, you've packed yourself
a little analog bag.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
This is screaming gen Z. By the way, who do
you think came up with that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Analog bag? That's been our whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
It's just our life before yeah, exactly iPhones.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
So the analog bag is there to scratch that it
when you are and like the need to scroll or
do something that's not serving us.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
And we know this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
God, we were just listening to a podcast, won't we
di o a CEO abuse dopamine and how scrolling short
form videos is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
George has made one. She's made an an a long bag.
Georgia get in here, Georgia.

Speaker 11 (01:08:19):
Boo yeah, producer George Today.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
Guys.

Speaker 11 (01:08:24):
When I found out about this, I was like, this
is such a good idea because so many times of
Hames and like hunting and fishing or whatever. I will
just TikTok the whole time there hams.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
And hunting and fishing. How many I'm sorry, how many
times does your husband who lives in Auckland City go
into hunting and fishing.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
We're buying a new tent.

Speaker 11 (01:08:42):
Okay, we're trying to get Have you seen zampires.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Of hunting and fishing for a times?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
They're like the blow up ones.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
You don't have to put the put I'm sorry, Empire.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
Yeah, write it down.

Speaker 11 (01:08:55):
You will see how bougie these bear boys are.

Speaker 5 (01:08:56):
We're getting one.

Speaker 11 (01:08:57):
AnyWho I waste time on te top while he's in there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Jesus Christ, George. They're expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
Well obviously there the last.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Chi Wait so there's no poll. No, this is the
whole you just blow away?

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
How does it do it? Fold and stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Do you pick down fletch like you do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
Bouncy fun castle? What you are wanting to purchase as
a bouncy fun castle.

Speaker 11 (01:09:20):
Essentially your own bed and that you can sleep in it.
That's pretty crazy, pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
He's hunting and fishing looking at blow up castles to
sleep on. I'm lost and you don't want to be
scrolling on your phone because you know it's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Bad for you.

Speaker 10 (01:09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:09:37):
So when I found out about this, I actually went
home and made one. And do you know what I've
put in it? Obviously, cards and whatnot the usual crap.
But I put in like birthday cards and an anniversary
just like things that I always leave to the last minute.
And this is so good, Like wedding cards because I
always buy someone a wedding card on the day of
their wedding. And it's some bundy one that I got
from some dairy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Kept good wedding on from hunting and fishing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
So an analog bag to talk about it's It's basically
a bag filled with non digital hands on activities you
can grab when you feel the need to scrollols. Little
you know, there's little water, squirty games, remember this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
The things you know.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
For Shannon, it would be your crochet hooks or your
knitting needles, a book for you Carwin coloring in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Well, what would be in my analog baga shaker wait.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Seven kg dumbbell printed out photos of sexy brown people.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
To analyze. This is so good. Make yourself an analog bag.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Play z m's Flesh Worn and Hailey there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
We I think was it Monday where we did a
phoner that I absolutely loved, which was when did you
think someone was flirting with you when they weren't? And
like it's like embarrassing. Humbling stories came out, like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
People that were in a store and they're like, what's
your number and they're like wife, yeah, and they're like, actually,
not just for the membership, it's just the loyalty systems uber,
just so we can send you the email, email you
the receipt.

Speaker 11 (01:11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
I loved it so much, but I was reading a
great article. I thought we could spin it around for
a Friday little positive spin of when, like where did someone.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Actually flirt with you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Okay, and not not like on a date, because that's
what you're there to do, flirt, But maybe you were
out shopping, or maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
You maybe you're at a funeral.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Maybe you're at a funeral, Maybe you were just somewhere unexpected.
Maybe you're on a hike and someone was.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Flirting with you. Because people shoot.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
Their shop when they can they can see the hoop.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Wow, oh my god. Wow, did you just make.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
People will shoot their shop? I screwed it people. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
People will shoot their up when they can see the hoop.
So hoops out girls, wow, because people be looker.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
So you would be walking down the street and I
see a hoop and I'm like, shoot my shop.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
I'm going to shoot my shot because boy do I
see a hoop?

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Yeah, weird analogy, but okay, it's beautiful, Hayley, it's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
So this is from America, but apparently a lot of
supermarket workers are actually trained to essentially flirt with you
when you're there, because then you might get a little upsell,
you might get a little bit of a.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
You know, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
When you travel and you go to places with tips,
you always think the bar staff or the weight or
the waitresses are flirting with you because they want their tip.
And like the first time you go to America, you're like, like,
do they like me or something.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
I didn't realize it was an American team.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I didn't realize, like I'm so hot, and then you
realize they just want a gigantic tip on their bar tab.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Well again, if producer Shannon wasn't away so today, she
would vouch for that member because she used to get
tips when she was a waitress and she would flirt
her ass on.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Yeah, so this is what we want to know this morning.
Eight hundred dollars and him as our number tixt in
we find six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Where did someone flirt with you apparently shop it like
people who work in retail are sometimes trained to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Flirt with you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
I think it's more America.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
It is America because I get the tip tip tivity tips.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Whereas here and people are just like I love it
when you walk into a store late.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
They don't even so high.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
All good, I know that I know the store you're
thinking of it, will you? Yeah, you definitely don't feel
cool enough to even be there to let alone.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
And then you're like, oh my god, I almost feel
like apologizing for entering here with my money.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Oh sorry, let me, I'm sorry. Do you want me
to buy something?

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
I'm so sorry I brought my money into here. I
will simply leave and get out of your way.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Bethany, you were working at a checkout and you were
flirted with Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:53):
So this was a few years ago. And as we're saying,
as a chickout operator and was scanning someone's item. And
while I was doing that, I noticed there was a
guy that kept walking back and forth, okay, and I
was probably giving him a really suss look. It's why
I kept walking back here.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Was this it a supermarket, Bethany.

Speaker 7 (01:14:13):
Yeah, it was a count Okay, Okay, he finally did
come to my checkout, and again I probably looked really
confused because there was someone in front of him that
had so many items and other people free.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Yeah, yeah, okay, and he just came with drink okay.

Speaker 7 (01:14:29):
And then I finally served him, and he really didn't
have much to say. But right at the end he
decided to leave me his business card and said, feel
free to use this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Oh okay. And now, Bethany, was he hot? Did you
ring him back or did you not apply?

Speaker 7 (01:14:48):
I didn't actually do anything with it. I was in
a relationship at the time, okay, And it was one
of those funny things. But then I got a message
from his sister, who I went to school with, and
she was like, I think you just.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Met my brother.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Did it like make your day? Because even when you're
not okay, when someone flats a few, you're a little
bit like Hell's still got.

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
It, especially in the uniform and rethink. But yeah, it
was quite a shot.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Okay it maybe they should put on the checkout single
or occupied, you know, take them. Do you still, Bethany,
are know the p l U code for Gala Apple's Go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
No, I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:15:32):
Few years a.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Countdown not even Wilworth. That's how long.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
It's a while. Yeah, okay, bethany thank you messages.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
In hang on, hang on, I don't even know what
it is. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
I've got to go right back because there have been
a lot of messages. Yeah, asking now, we did somebody
flirt with you? Beg Sandy, Beg Sandy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Big Sandy?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Here was it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
A few of the old guys that were a few
of the old guys at work still flirt.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
With me, and I love it. I lead them on
because I'm at tease.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
I was getting KFC and got asked for my number
by the girls serving me. I just got a flight
home from visiting my girlfriend. Just stall as long as
I could until I got my food before I said no,
please my food.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
I always get flirted with at gay strip clubs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Okay, but why are you at gay strip clubs?

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
Might just be my raw sex appeal. They said, wait,
is this a woman texting in or a man?

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
It's a man who's going with what his gay friends
and is straight.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
So I see this man is texting from Timadoo. And
I didn't know there were that many gay strip clubs
in Timadoo and perhaps I know you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
You've been led astraight. There's eight. It's actually the gay
capital of New Zealand. You know Timo Pride Week is
I think next week.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Wow, it must be huge. It's huge.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Had a man come over to quote glass replacement, but
he didn't even measure the window before he asked for
my number.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Oh that's not professional.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
I need a window more than I need a bloody cocktail. Mate.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Yeah, although maybe you go straight to cocktails get a
free window. Just say I've done it for the worse,
for less.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
So my mum said to me, because we're talking about
doing a garage conversion this year, she was like, why
didn't you share more builders? Petsy, you know any plumbers
you can hook up with?

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
Oh so that person from Timina who keeps going to
the game clubs.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
I'm not gay, by the way, just live for the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Attention because what women aren't giving it to you. But
that's what we call gay beta. You are gay beata
and actually that's a break to the law that is
straight to present with you. I ex flirted with me
at my father in law's funeral. Told me what motel
and room number he was staying, so we are going
to need to see a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
What the gay beta? Yeah, yeah, just you know, to
come on as Okay. I was in a hospital after
endometriosis surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
My surgeon what, no, this did not happen. I haven't
read it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I haven't read it. I haven't read it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I was in a hospital after indomitriosis surgery. I'm sorry
to hear that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
My surgeon noticed blooded my urine bag and I had
to be rushed to another hospital for an MRI to
make sure that they hadn't ruptured my bladder during surgery.
As a major eye brackets, a lesbian was lying on
the bed and after each scam by the big circle machine,
the MRI tech brackets woman who would would come and
flirt with me, asking about why my nails were so short,

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my tattoos in an it bull kept casually mentioning she
her ex girlfriend's name tattooed on her and suggesting that
we should have a drink sometime. This was literally the
least attractive I've ever felt in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Well, they obviously thought you were pretty all right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
And when I got in the ambulance to go back
to my hospital, my nurses all giggled because the MRI
tech had given us all trucks clips due to me
being an attractive patient.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Wait, so did you end up with the lisbian? Are
they living in Timadow? They need to know? Are they
excited for Pride weekness?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
What was the result?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Did you have a ruptured bladder? Was?

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Why was there blood in the urine when I merked
at McDonald's Any time I gave an elderly man a
tea and had to ask any sugar heads say, just
dip your finger in it, because.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
You're sweet enough.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Also, we've had a message from Timodo. I'm sorry there
are no strip clubs of any kind in Timo.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Wait, so this guy wants so much attention, he's traveling
to christ or Auckland or Sydney.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Mister timidew, I'm sorry, you're gonna need to text us bad.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
What do you look like?

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Is this the start of like Heated Rivalry Season two?

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
Because it's like it gay strip clubs and he's going
there for the attention.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
He's like, I'm not gay, I'm not gay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
This is one I accidentally kisses.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
He's like, man, I just love the attention.

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
He's getting too much attention. He's like, man, I'm really
liking this a tem there's one particular guy. This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
And then before you and not come to cottage. Yeah,
and it's before you know what. You're at a cottage
and you're having what anyway, and not to spoil the
for those that you see a Russian accent. Yeah it
was terrible. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
I want to say when you did that Russian accent
for a second, I thought you're doing an Indian when
I was like, that's crazy man on a Friday, that
is insane.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I need to learn. Yes, bladder
was bruised. Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Okay, that's why there was blood in the urine.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Great news. Well, thanks for your messages and Techson.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
The Fletch Born and Hailey big Pod Gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
You've really do you know what? I think you've done
well today Fletch because you were.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
In here solo and it was dangerous territory based on
my behavior yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
WARN's away today, Warns again sick. He's got He was
voice messaging us yesterday. The voice notes were like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
I was going to play it, but then I got
scared because sometimes we say things and these voice messages
to each other are not.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
For on here.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Yesterday I would say, oh my god, nine six nine sex,
are you pa messing right now?

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
Because, oh my lord.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
I looked at my app maybe a couple of days ago,
just to be like when when she comeing my period,
and it was as any day now with my slightly
irregular cycle, and so I was like, okay, okay, just
monitor the boot, modit to the mood. And I've noticed
since having a regular cycle, which I've never really had
before until like the last year and a half, my

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p and mess is quite bad.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
I didn't realize that I was that person.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
I can't believe yesterday you didn't wrap my head off
for something far out?

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Do you know why?

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
I think in the morning, especially with born away, you
and I really like, you know, when there's two of us,
we're keeping going. We were so busy all morning the
moment I left work, God help everyone that crossed my path,
and in particular every man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Oh really wow, always.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Like it started. What was I running late for? I
don't know, like someone just liked got in my way.
At one point I screamed, why do I have to
do everything for everyone? I didn't I wasn't doing anything
for anyone. I just yelled that into the abyss. Yeah,
the traffic. I apologize. I am in a white mas

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de five.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
A man's bassador. You shouldn't be angry in a man's basket.

Speaker 4 (01:22:17):
I was repugnant. My behavior was terrible on the motor
I got stuck in traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
That made things worse.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
I did have to call my doctor because I couldn't
get an appointment, and I said, well, what's the use
I lost my Apologize to my doctor's reception. I apologize
to my mother. I was running late for everything. I
apologized to Sophie, you did my nails yesterday and she
was like, hey your band. I was like fine, and
I didn't really talk. That's terrible. Apologize to everyone again

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on the drive home. Apologized to my mother who was
messaging me and I said, if I'm driving, mum, sort it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
I apologized to the builder who was coming over to
just had a look at my garage to see what
we might be able to achieve there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
I was what I was sharp.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
I would love to have you on the project, but
I didn't make that clear.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
He's probably wanting to not work with you because he
sounded like a bitch. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
I apologized to the man who organized a really nice
date to take me out on, and he messaged me
asking how I was feeling today, and I said, don't please,
don't tell me that I look nice, because I'm not
open to hearing it. But I said, do not tell
me that because I went into the wardrobe, I put
on a dress and I thought, oh my god, you fugly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Monster.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
So I put on a sack and I left the
house and I just thought, oh my god. Apologies to
everyone that saw me driving from town to the State's house,
where I was sobbing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
I was in tears.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
I was okay, right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Apologies to the man that took me on a date.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
And he still took you on the date.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Yeah, okay, apologies, just apologies all round them. I reckon,
this is the worst pmis I've ever had in my life.
Messages in my pemiss is so real. At the moment
a customer raised his voice at me and I had.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
To go to the bathroom to cry. Oh, I'm just
I'm just feeling out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
The apologies eve one that heard me scream in my
car one week when I realized that women get one week,
one week that we get to feel excellent and the
other three you feel quite terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Also, my pemiss is causing a crazy hair rage. At
the moment, I was considering shaving it all off. Someone
just test is Tessa? I too, yesterday thought I hate
my hair it is it was, it's unrulinggies around, I
said to my mum after I had raged, I sat
down on the couch next to her for a moment

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before I had to leave. I was feeling a bit rushed,
and I said to her, I'm going to get my
period tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
She said no shit. I was like, okay, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
So she still just hiding in the back room for
the next couple of days.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Well, I'm going away this weekend and she I can.
I feel the relief from my mum and dad being like,
thank god she's not in the house anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
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So I would assume if you've listened all this way through,
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