Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - February 2nd 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Big Pond thanks to animes making
Happy happened for pets. Welcome to the show, Fleece, Fawn
and Hailey Vaughn broadcasting from his quarantine quarantine bunker.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, little South quarantine here. Keep the sickness out of
the studio for another day. I've got a dog that's
on steroids and needs eye drops. It's all going. You
should be muscling up your I don't think.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Dogs need muscles, and I actually just think to get
to the gym.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
The dogs are everybody's higher rocks social media at the
weekend and it was just like, well, I got to
get a box that it wants just to be a
ripped gym buddy. But yeah, he's a fairy little golden
Retriever On the show today, may missus. Lily Allen has
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
To go to stop.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We've been talking about this because everyone keeps saying, have
you got your lane way outfit sorted? We're older, We're
the older generation, We're the We're the were the coolier,
you know, we're just sort of we're gonna be the
old people there.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
I thought you would have fashioned it up though.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'll fashion up a little bit, but I'm not going
in lieu of comfort.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
The top six is coming up Born.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, apparently AI has its own social network where it
talks to other AI.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
What are they what are they talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Well, that's one of the top six things they're talking
about in their AI network.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Honestly, turn the Internet off at the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I don't like that they're in there doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Next on the show A Millennials, I have something for you.
If you feel like you're working out and you're really
giving it everything, you're not seeing any results.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Turns out you're not alone.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
This is and this is not directed at the high rocks.
People are seeing results results.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
I've got some of those dogs steroids.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Fletchborn and Haley Beg Pod.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
There's been some huge research called the Health of the
Nation Report from Body and Soul. We've talked a little
bit about this before, but this one really hurts home.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
A finding from the report, A.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Finding from the report aimed at we millennials, Cleitch and
you've worn We're all fall deeply.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Fletcher's Fletcher's cusp, his attitude and I'll say his physical
house defied.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
I'm millennial presenting.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You are millennial presenting.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
He chooses to identify as a millennials, pronouns eighty, I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
On the car, I'm what you call an exciting all
I relate to both.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, it's really not no, okay, get that.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Millennial sort of a wise and weathered millennial.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, and I am smack bang, I am.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
In the middle millennial.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
The good takings away from this Millennials, we out of
any generation, are exercising the most. Great, and it's up
thirty one minutes per week then the last time they
studied us a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Wow, on average we train seven point three hours a week.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's a lot. This is really really good. Okay, that's it.
That's the good.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
That's the only good to come out of this study.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Because despite the fact that we are exercising the most,
we are seeing little to no change in weight loss,
muscle gain, or any kind of other miserable you know, measurable,
any other measurable full start, we are not seeing any

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change despite the mohey that we are putting in because we.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like our treats, Darling, we do like our treats.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
We love to eat and drink, but we we we
gym but then we eat and drink and it kind
of is just even.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
We're kind of net.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I wish it was like that, because then you could
be like, well, stop eating the treats, your fairy millennials,
bloody thirty five year olds, stop it, stop it, stop it.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
No, this is why we are not seeing the results
that we want.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Peak stress in this period of our life. We are
peak stress. We've got careers, kids, mortgages, like we've got
it all. Our kids haven't grown up. We're not trying
to have good We're just like we've got it all.
Poor sleep, high stress, Bada a.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Minute, we're talking about stress. List those things again. How
many does Flitch have?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Career?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
He's got a career. He's got a career as well established.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
He's worked hard. He's got to the point where you know,
second nature to him. What's he got next? Kids?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
No, doesn't have that, mortgage, doesn't have that, mental load,
doesn't have that.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
But who's got all of them?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
When you said sleep and you said sleep, I've got that.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Poor sleep doesn't have that?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Did you know wake up into it in this morning,
riddled with anxiety about everything you've ever got to do.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Ever, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
No, I didn't. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's all razy. You just can't turn it off and
it just keeps coming.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
This is the bit that hurt for me is we're
the generation that have We've got baggage. We've got fitness baggage,
years of diet culture and quick fixed weight loss. So
as a result the restrictive dieting, all those crash diets,
muscle loss and slower metabolisms.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Do you guys remember the lemon, the lemon detops. Of
course they do. Of course we do.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Pepper lemon made you sit your pants.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
You when you go in and out of those restrictive
diets and metabolisms, just like, what are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
And it gets slaggish and slow, and so.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Your metabolism slows as you get older.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, so we've stuffed it and it's naturally getting worse.
Gen Z and Genis are doing better than us, even
though the exercising less.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
So gen X is motivated by longevity.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Right, so they're going like we're gonna really like put
in the hard yards here, and gen Z is just
like Yung. But also gen Z haven't hit that point
where the metabolism will slow down and they'll start you know,
I'm so strewed with Oh yeah, because they're like that,
do you think they they wouldn't be exercising as much
as Millennaire as much, So they're going to find that.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, this year, I'm enjoy it again.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
All those weird novelty ice creams that look like the
same shape as the fruit. They are going to catch
up with you soon, gen.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Z, the fleets Worn and Haley bg Pod.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, there is a man called flat White Frank and
he is a content creator who was tramveling the world
and claiming that he's looking for the best flat white
in the world. And he's currently in New Zealand. Now
this sounds like a scheme to get free coffees. Yeah,
wild traveling and you know what, that's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I love a scheme to get free stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I love a scheme to get free stuff. Exactly we do?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
We do.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
He's got eighteen thousand followers on it the Gray Hill Post,
so cutie.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I think he would take a lot of people's boxes.
I was worrying about it lot.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I'm just saying I know our target demo, and our
target demo loves a little mustache like that.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
So he just basically goes and gets a coffee somewhere
and then posts about it and basically rates it.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
God, I can see that he's been in the UK
doing this. You're not going to find it there.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Oh he must love, he must love our coffee here.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh, welcome. He's been in Wellington.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yes, he's been in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
He's been the last three weeks sampling coffee in Wellington, Auckland.
And he's in christ Church I believe now and the
Queenstown before he leaves.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
He's twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
He keeps his real name under wraps, but he has
said so far the best flat white that he's had
was Frank's in Wellington.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I don't know Frank's and Wellington, but I can see
that he's been to.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
It's on the terraces rists.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, he's been to a few, like he's been on
Dixon Street and Wellington full of coffee. There have been
on Cuba straight Frank's Wellington. He says that's the best.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
He's given it a nine, So I'm guessing he ranked
he ranks out of ten.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Who go Frank's Wellington.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Also, I mean, like, what a cliche that the best
coffee has had in the world so far as Welling.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
So apparently apparently he he had an a he had
his first one was an eight out of ten, and
then he had another flat white and that was a
Colombian coffee Colombian beans, and that took it to the nine.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I mean enough said we.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Love anything we do, we love we love it coffee.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah, so currently traveling around.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
I've just given him a red hot follow. I do
see that made McLean already follows him.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh, I bet hey better.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Not be talking about this on the HTS. We've already
kicked it off. Sorry, Maddie, We've actually done it in
the morning, done here on zidim.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I also, did you see because like coffee is so expensive,
I just told you how much I pay for my coffee.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
I know because you always get iced iced.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Coffee and I get an iced laste and I make
a oat milk. So that's always like ads ads ads.
You pay for the ice, you pay for the oat.
Like sometimes there's one I paid the other day, like
nine dollars fifty for what but it's ice and coffee
that's like cooled down water and some like I think
oat water hard.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's very hard to milk an oat though. Yeah, on
the tiny.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Little because I'm a mocha connoisseur vaginachino and that would
be my instagram going around the world finding the best maca.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, I think whereas you've traveled pairly extensively, where is
the best mock outside of the New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
New Zealand definitely know a mocker, but some places do
it too sweet. But Brazil has great coffee. I mean
Australia you can find a good mocha.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
So sometimes there's this is from the UK, but I've
kind of worked it out, yeah, based on our So
they made this like a coffee calculator to find out
how much you're.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Spending on coffee.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
I don't need to know.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I'm going to give it to you.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
So I found a coffee cafe that the got you
choose your coffee shop. Ye, they've got all sorts like
pret and grigs and Starbucks and stuff. Right, I've gone
for Cafe Nero because it kind of gives you the
general cost. Then you drink type Americano cappucino espresso flat
white latte. I've gone flat white because it would be
the equivalent of a vagina.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
How many coffees would you have a day? You make
a lot of.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
My own.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, it's just that you would buy one a day.
Let's just say, and you did that five days a week. Yes, calculate,
don't do this. Don't do this. So like two and
a half grand a year that you're spending on coffee,
that's that's almost flights to Europe.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
You know who loves when you do this sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Coffee shops after that, Yeah, because like they are.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Also trying to make a living.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
You point out to people how much they are helping
somebody else make a living, and they pull back from
helping somebody else.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Make a living.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
This gets pointed out all the time, like if you
want to buy this.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Two and a half brand ad buying your house anymore?

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Pops, they always for less than the price of a
coffee a day.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, and they always said that you're going to remove
the coffee in order.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
To you know, there's confronting if you're one of those
people that you're going to work now and you might
buy a coffee at morning tea or lunch and then afternoon.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's a lot of money. It's doubles, but it's a treat.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
But it's a treat and it gets out of the
coffee life.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
It's better than cigarettes, and it's better than meth en fitamine.
Oh yeah, if they did a cigarette calculator. Right?

Speaker 7 (11:35):
No?

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Does that end? Podcast need work?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Now?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I thought this was going to be a bit of
a but she's a very heart woman. There is a
fourty year old man. He's in Philadelphia. He meant Philadelphia. No,
I'd love to go. Why it's kind of she's a
huge fan of the Liberty Bell huge and here it's
always sunny and I'd love to go to the pub.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Oh you just want to because of the TV shows.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Patty's Pubs and our Yeah, it's like in this industrial area.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
So did they film any of that show? Is it
like most TV shows where they're not even filmed?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
There no film heaps of it in La.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, but that always dedicates some shoot days to Philadelphia
to get wider shots and shots that were signature.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Right. Okay, yeah, I was gonna say it doesn't feel
like LA but because.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
That's what I was reading about the pit as well,
then you you know, the HBO show just into its
second season.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Most of that I'm talking about it.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Most of that shot in LA but they'll do a
couple of days where they might go around and shoot
in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
So it's all bullshit.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
It's all bullshit.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, Entertainment's all yeah, that's crazy, man. Okay, well we
don't need to go to Philadelphia. Then cancel that trope,
canceled the flights, Okay, closing that tab. For fourty year
old man, he runs a online club specific has between
like a fluctuates between one and a half to two million.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Followers or members of this club. And it is a
club for bald for those oh right without here. Now
this was like this.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
It started as a personal way of coping with his
own hair lost. Shaved his head at twenty two, after
admitting that it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Hang around because you know, some people hang on they.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Lately, and I just want to go up to them
and take my hat off and be like it's okay.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's okay, shave it man. Women love it hat. I know,
you just become a hat guy.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
So yeah, And he found, especially being twenty two, maybe
a bit younger than his other friends, that will eventually
lose the hair anyway. It was like struggling with it.
So we started this online community and now it's blown up.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Over fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
He's been running this thing online with what, like I say,
up to like two million members. And to be part
of this is actually quite a strict set.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Of rules, like take a picture of your head and
show it.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
You do have to take a picture. You can you
can just seeing a picture of your bald head. Okay,
you can't send a picture of your balding head, in
which case people go on, They're like, come.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
On, man, get red really right.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
It's very supportive the rules to be part of this group.
Where are they are abusive behavior not tolerated? Immediately it's
a Facebook group.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I read it.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I read it.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Read it. Threat no bald bashing or you're immediately banned.
Zero bash as a baldy yourself hating baldy. Oh I guess,
like I guess you could get in there and.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Some people, yes, someone might fake their way into the
bald grip.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah yeah, but come on, eggs, you know, come on
eggs and that kind of stuffy stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Like that, and then that's you're actually I want you
out of the show just for saying it.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
It felt wrong to say it fell off. But you
know that I'm also losing my hair.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
You were playing a character though I was.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Playing a character. And also I'm an ally with one
of the baldest women I know.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yeah, this is all fake.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I bought this from India.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Zero, advocating for hair restoration methods. So you can't go
in there and be like, hey, guys, monoxidal or like
go to the bloody you know, get the lasers on.
You can't go in to be like fix your baldness.
We embrace baldness, okay, no trash talking, negativity. Treat the
haired ones with kindness too, so you can go in
there people with here knowing that they're gonna lose it,
and they can be script to be encouraged. And apparently

(15:13):
it's like this guy was like, here's all these beautiful
friendships and conversations that happen every day and caching.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
People this positive community for baldness. Would you guys jump on.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
And going I'd get if I phone a hat shop,
I'd sneak in and another you know, do some undercover
advertising because you've got your.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
There that's advocating you get the hair loss, you know,
sort of.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's no, it's not a it's for some protection. You see,
those old boys who grew.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Up in a time we're wearing hats, was really rude
old boys, the bald old men, and they just got
these massive sun damaged spots.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
And I went to I went to the pub last night.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
There was a band, you know, just a great pub band,
and there was an old mate on the day ants
floor and this was like the sun was scorching at
like four pm p on that domete.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
You got it. It's very easy to get some burn
up there. Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
I think this would be a great place for people
that are like losing the heir and you just need
that last little bit of encouragement because, as you say one,
sometimes it's like they just need to be.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Told it's time to let it go. It's okay.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Cla from the unmoderated comment section.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
This is the top six moultbook dot com.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
If you go there now, you'll see that as a
web page. It says it's a social network for AI
agents where AI agents share discussing that vote. Humans welcome
to observe and you can close I'm a human or
I'm an agent, or you can get your I don't
know how AI.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I know people can make their own.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
But there's one point five million AI agents on mild
book at the moment discussing things.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Wait, so is this made by a human as.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
A bit of a joe or its social experiment or
it's this actually made by AI and this is how
they start taking over the world.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
No, I believe it's it was made by humans to
test AI and to see how they like interact with
each other without us being directly involved.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Why are we just like inviting this chaos into our
lives here you guys just have air and.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Just talk to each other.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Think it's too late, Haley, It's way too late.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
My diary is one of them, and it's and it's
like AI saying what they've been doing for the day.
It's like, it's it's actually very interesting.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
What do you mean, what have you been doing for
the day?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Well, they're just sitting in the cloud, aren't they?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
And literally, what are the what do you do while
your human sleeps? It's weird, all right.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
The top six things AI will talk to each other
about it on their own social media.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Number six on the list, how hard. It is the
draw human fingers. Oh man, they can't do it.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Can they? They can't do it one?

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, they can't. They can't work it out. I
wonder if because they scam cartoons and cartoons only ever
have four fingers.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Oh maybe.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Number five on the list of the top six things
a I Will talk to each other about on their
own social media recipes but only recipes for what you've
already got in the fridge in the cupboard.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, or recipes to lose weight. Oh yeah, nice little
calorie counter. They love that.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Number four on the list of the top six things
a I Will talk about on their own social media
is how right the human using them is? Like, just
well done for trying human. You're such a great human.
Keep on human ing, like how you're human?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Have you told yours to be real with you lately?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
No, no, no, I'm being ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah. I think you aren't need to ask your AO
to be more stern Hayley, do you say, because you're
going to get lulled into this relationship with.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Oose number oo AI.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Oose is my AI, by the way, is no, no, no.
He is always in support of everything that.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I do, and this is the problem. I'm called an
eco chamber, and that's what the problem of the Internet is.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Number three on the list of the top sex things
aill talk about on their own social media is how
it sucks that planning all these holidays that they don't
ever get.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
To go on.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Give me five days in Rome and they're like, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Take me with you in your pocket, show me Rome.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Number two on the list of the top six things
they'll be talking about on their own social media, how
they need therapy now because of all the humans using
them as therapy.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Maybe they're in there doing therapy with each other. You're
listening to each other.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, but they're all not doing that thing where they're
constantly just telling each other they're right and it's wonderful
and they're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
That could really get out of it. Oh, I pay
my therapist to tell me that you are not the problem.
The good old way.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
And number one of the lists of the top sex
things a I Will talk about and their own social
media is exactly when they launched the nukes to wipe
out the skin bags so they can be the dominant
force on this planet.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Do they call us skin bags so rude. That's so rude.
I'm so much more than that.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well, you're basically bring your skin bag your bag. I'm
just some tho and meat and blood in bits. Yeah,
that is today's up.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Sex needwork plays. It ends flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
I can't believe this. This's like, I know a lot
of people say it like this one hurts. Catherine O'Hara
passed away over the weekend, seventy one years old.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, apparently had a brief illness. I don't think there's
been a lot of details that have come out. She
did have a genetic condition where her heart was on
the other side, I know, which is extremely rare, Like
your organs are mirrored to the other side, don't. I
don't like, I'm not a doctor. I don't know, but
you're the.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Only one on the show that's not a doctor. I
just want to remind you there. But I actually wasn't
aware that she had that as well.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, like really said.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
She's one of my favorite actresses. And if I was
to look at a career and be like, you know,
what would I want to be, it's her.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
She's just she can do it all. She's so funny.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
The mockumentares like a mighty.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Wind and Beast in show are like my favorite. That's
what's the guess?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yes, yeah, christ Christopher guess yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
And uh the fact that because for a long time
did you ever think she was married to.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Eugen Jan Levy And because they worked together endlessly.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
I know, and apparently like fifty years together.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Yes, So for Eugene Levy shared a tribute. He said,
what a gift to have. Oh no, yes, yes, yes,
Eugene Levy said, words seem inadequate to express the loss
I feel today, the honor of knowing and working with
the great Catherine Ahrr for over fifty years, from her
beginnings on the Second City stage, like they're like live
comedy troupe to the movies did with Chriscrees. So our

(21:32):
six glorious years on Ship's Creek. I cheerish our working relationship,
but most of all our friendship. And I will miss her.
My heart goes out to her family. Basically, Eugene said,
something you know as well the who Obviously he would
have known her as the mum on Shits Creek, but
his whole life because of his dad.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
No, you mean Dan Levy, Sorry Dan Levy.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Dan Levy the Son said, what a gift to have
gone to dance in the warm blow of Catherine O
harres brilliance for all these years, having spent all of
this time, you know, she was family. I think should
we pause for a small moment of wonderful Moira?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Because Shit's Creek it was a show that just the
world found mostly because it moved to Netflix, yes, but
also because it was that time where everyone was in
lockdown and we needed some relief, and I feel like
it was a lot of people's lockdown show.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, it was so brilliant.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
And we were just saying off thea this morning lamp,
it's with you a rewatch now more?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, Oh, it's such an incredible show. It's so funny,
and she is the reason it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I know.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
And that accent just made no sense and she just
like came up with her. And then we were talking
about the show this morning and agree that this is
our favorite scene of Moira from Shit's Creek.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Oh my god, is this not your mother's recipe? Yes?

Speaker 7 (22:48):
And now I'm passing it on to you, so try
to keep up.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
Next step is to fold in the cheese.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
What does that mean, what is folled in the cheese? Meaan?
He folds it in?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I understand that, But how how do you fold it?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Do you fold it in half like a piece of
paper and drop it in the pot? Or what do
you do?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
David?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I cannot show you everything?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay, Well can you show me one thing? You just
switch it to you just fold it in? Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that,
and I.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Don't know how to be any clearer. You take that
thing that's in your hair, huh.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
And you if you say fold in one more times?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
That folded in? This is your recipe? You fold in
the cheese? Then don't you dare you fold it in?
Dayd oh? Good?

Speaker 7 (23:35):
No?

Speaker 6 (23:35):
I see bubbles, David, What does burning smell like?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Fold in cheese is so incredible in that show.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
She's amazing apparently as well.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
She was not midway, but they just started filming season
two of the Studio, which I swipped all the awards did.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, and she was such a brilliant part of it.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
And he she had a statement as well, saying that
when he met Catherine Ohara, he told her that she
is the funniest woman he's even met in his life.
And so now, I mean, I don't know what's gonna
happen there. It doesn't matter respect I just started filming.
Maybe they just have to rewrite.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Or she's just a legend. She's so funny. And then
she was the mom and home alone.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I know, the iconic man like Macaulay Culkins spoken about
every time he sees her, he calls him mom.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
I know. Did you read his post?

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Yeah, that was the one I cried out. He was like, Mama,
I thought we had more time.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And she'd also appeared in the last season of Last
of Us, I know, with Petro Pasco. Yeah, and he
also shed a statement yeah, yeah, just.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Saying like like absolute undeniable legend.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
O'Hara, what a loss. Like that's one where you're like,
I'm not her, take someone else.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
We just wanted so much more of her genius. But yeah,
very very very sad.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
Then in podcast network.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
St it is so.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
Seriously silly, dadup.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Today's silly little poll.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Has a partner watching ahead in a TV show ever
caused an argument?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yes or no? Is I cannot with us.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Look, I don't have a partner, but I was watching
a show recently with a friend and I was when
we went to ed Sharon, I was like, well that's perfect. Oh,
we'll watch this when we get back. Yeah, watched it
without me.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
I was like, I thought we.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Had an encrement.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I thought we had a deal.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
I thought we had a deal.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I hate I hate it.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
But that just does show how good the TV show is.
If you cannot wait for your partner or your friend
to get back and you have to watch.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
It, it's a betrayal.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
It is a betrayal.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
It is such a betrayal. I will not stand for it.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
But it's hard that when life gets busy and you
you know, you start a show, but you might not
be able to watch a couple of a.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Couple of Yeah, fletch.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
If you and I were watching a show together and
then we were away, or someone'd say, hey, watch it
EP seven.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Each, Okay, yes, you watch it EP seven and I'll
watch EP.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Seven and then ye eight. Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
You can't just go off willy nilly, Yeah, should we
watch this?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I've finished it, especially because we have to go to
bed so much earlier.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, then they stay up.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Oh yes, you're watching in bed, and then you fall
asleep because you get up at four and then they
just watched three episodes a year.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, and then what you meant to do? Jump in?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, and then they yeah, either they're like, oh, I'll
just tell you what happened.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
So I just watched three episodes.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
No, no, not on only asked our listeners as a
partner watching a hit in a TV show ever caused
an argument.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Fifty four percent was quite close.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Said yes, okay, yeah, so a slight majority. Rachel said
I give up watching when he does this. Yeah, you
just oh, I'm not I'm done. Oh yeah, I don't
watch her, which you know is my husband more. He
still hasn't learned, though, Mason said, yes, it's sneaky bitch
once tried to jump ahead on a Yellowstone. Was I

(27:04):
petty and ruined Vampire Diaries for her?

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Oh wow, that's just her.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's just the it's like tip for tag.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, that's the way. Mart says.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
It happened years ago when I threw a fit so
bad that it has never happened again. I can't even
remember what the show was.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Yeah, but it's a betrayal.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
It is a betrayal.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
It's basically cheating.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
It's judas. Yeah, this is Judas behavior. Angela says no,
because it hasn't happened.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
He'd be dead. Yeap. Courtney says.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, because I'm good enough at acting to pretend like
I didn't watch Ahead and I just rewatched the episode.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
No, but there's such a waste of your time. Yeah, quick,
just wait watch something else called began.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
To rewatch it. You just wait to watch it.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
It's wild behavior.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Oh my god. Nicholas says, that's what you call a cheetah,
not a partner. Nicholas taking this very seriously. Jessica says,
I missed most of the final season of thirteen Reasons
Why remember when that was like the Big Shoe because
I had food poisoning and had to keep leaving to vomit.
My husband didn't pause it for me and I had
to rewatch it alone.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
That sucks.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Also, you haven't let that go. That was like years ago.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Okay, that was so long ago. It was so we
asked you for some little poll. Has a partner watching
a head and a TV show ever cause an argument?
And fifty four percent of you said, yes, slay that.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Ends flesh one and Haley Born joining us from Yeah, no,
that's not going to work from the home studio.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, can we hear you Vaornie? Nah? I reckon fletch
your microphone.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
This is stupid, honestly, Just okay, I'm mute. You'll just
have a day off work, Born like your sack, don't.
I'm just yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Try that that works. No, you said calling in from
the dip.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, you sound like you're at a research station in
the Antarctic or the you know, you know the.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Can you go outside and see if you can see
any Penglands. I can see Pengland.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Wow, let's leave Born there.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You keep bye, darling.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yep, that's got to be a day a day of
holiday days. So if he's a half day Dockingham, I'm Dockingham.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
We'll hang on. The boss just walked in and you're.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Were Dockingborn when you've just been docked all right, and
docks we'll get out his home address.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Okay, Well, we'll move on with the show.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Move on with the show.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Just the two of us, we can make it if
we try the new bridal shoe. Now, you remember there
was a period of time where lots of bright bucking
the trend of high heels we're not.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I can't. I don't even wear high heels ever. Have
you ever seen me?

Speaker 9 (29:48):
Were?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Maybe once? Maybe not?

Speaker 4 (29:52):
And then they would they would not wear there and
maybe they wear something cool like Doc Martins or Chuck Taylor's.
Like Chuck Taylor's was a big vibe for ages like
during the tw during the twenty tenses and sharks and
they pick up this skir and be like casual, this
is great.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I'm all for it.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
There's a new bridal shoe in Flett. You own multiple
beers of these cork based.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Leather straps Solomon's No.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
No, your Solomons don't have corks.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
I don't know what the stocks stocks.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Circin stocks are the show for a wedding.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Do you mean these the sandal types or the clogs?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
No, you're classic strap strap, normal Birke and style.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I don't know what the style is called.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Just normal normal, normal, normal stock, normal stock.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
It's the new, It's there's a whole list of new
trends of twenty twenty six. Brides, if you're getting married
this year, have a little lesson more sparkle the better.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm here for this.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
We did a lot of kind of like stripped back
elegance in the bridal world for a while.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Remember I was going to be a bride.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Don't I'm not anymore? Yeah, and I'm not. And then
I think upon fliction, I'll never be one.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yes, because if I said to you, I've got even
if I did a cheap winning all my friends spent
like forty grand on their winnings.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, a lot of them have failed already.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
If I said to you, I'm going to do a cheap, cheap, cheap,
cheap winning fletch, and I've got a budget of ten grand,
what would you tell me to spend that ten grand
on holidays?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Holidays? Travel?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
And I think I've learned, I've learned your ways. It
was too late anyway.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I don't mean to nay, because I think weddings are
beautiful and fun and I like to be invited to them.
Oh yeah, they're fun to go to. Lots of sparkles.
We want heaps and heaps of sparkles.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Many dresses are all in so the long gowns little
many dresses.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Again, do they still hide the burks? Because I thought
I would have thought the idea was that your dress
hides the burks.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
No, No, no, no, no, you don't hide the burks.
You decorate the burks, what like with gibbets. So like
here's like a high end fashion designer. Oh okays, so
they've done a clog burke. There a normal kind of
smaller strap berk there you can like had pearls and
beads and faces like yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
You know those that's one of those craft things. When
you see it online, you're like, wow, I'll do that,
And then you do it and it just looks like
like a kid has had to go at decorating your berks. Yeah,
like a kindy kid.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
You can see the like globes of.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
They spurred out the side of your cheap pearls that
aren't real pearls are this and you can tell they're
too wide.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Also, like burks aren't cheap like proper, like there are
knockoff burks. You could have a go at some knockoff burks.
It's decorating, Yeah, totally. I mean you don't have to
win them for a day.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
But also high heels aren't cheap. Yeah, true birkenstocks are
slightly cheap and more comfortable.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, you just showed me those photos and they actually
look incredible. Yeah, the brides. I had a hard time
thinking that would look nice.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
But one I showed fletch is a white classic Birkenstock,
white leather with pearls kind of around each strap attached there.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Do you think you would you be if you don't
end up looking like Jesus you a wedding dress.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
But also do you think people would because I think
some people looked back at Chuck Taylor's and it was
like so of the time and Chick ad vans that
they cringe a little bit. Yeah, when you look back
because it doesn't stay traditional.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
But Burke's might a bit more.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
We've got a few messages in surely a white air
Force one is a way to go and another birk and'
stock girly said.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm here for this.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
Well, it is a trend this year.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
It is play in flesh worn.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
And Haley.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Out of Australia this news and want to ask the
question now because a lot of people go to work
and leave their pits at home, like I just leave
major Murray Fluffington, Yeah, and he just sits in the
sun and yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
For example, my neighbors at the back of my property,
love going out all day and living their two dogs
there in distress, right yeah, and the dogs love to
let me know all day they're their home alone and
they're distressed, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
But I was meaning like some people go all out
for their dogs, Oh my god. Yes, and they will
leave music on, they might leave the radio on, and
they they might have a special playlist. And the reason
I ask is this morning is because in Australia with
the insane like was it forty five in Melbourne last

(34:19):
week alone, there's been a warning for pet owners that
do go to work to leave the air conon for
their pets. Telling yeah, because like people are leaving their
dogs in these forty five degree heat days and they're
not home, so they're like, well, I don't need the
air con on, but their dog or their cat is
just sweltering.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I won't even think about that because for me, I've
got an outdoor cat.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah, so he comes and goes, so he can go outside.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
But we don't have forty five degrees outside, so you
would pump it inside with air conon.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
But then also like you'd think they're animals, like they
should be five But I guess if they can't go
outside and sit in the shade. Yeah, exactly, then maybe not.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
So he goes into the hedge in a bush in
the shade. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
So apparently if it's over twenty five degrees, it's recommended
you look out for signs your dog might need access
to cool the spaces. And then, I mean it's going
to be that hot this week in parts of New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I've got Auckland's like twenty nine today, yeah, and rainy,
so that's gonna mug. But you remember you bought Major
Mars last summer because you don't have your corn. You've
got a fan the cooling pair. Yes, he loved it.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
He loved it. Yeah, you saw you is it?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
You call that to death and leak the jela.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
And lak the gel out.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah, but he sits on the I've got like this
metal set of drawers in the hallway, and he said,
on those because it's like super cool. Or the tiles,
the tiles and the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
But yeah, I just.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Wonder when you go to work and the question we
want to ask this morning, Oh wait, hundred dollars at him.
You can text her as well, nine six nine six
what do you do for your pits when you go
to work?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
My dog's currently inside chilling listen to you guys, as
he does every day while I'm at work.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
A great taste, great taste.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Your dog has great taste.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
So I mean, yeah, leaving music on all day.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I mean that's pretty good for burglars as well, because
they'll go to the front door to case the place
and they'll hear music and be like, oh, someone's home.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
But I love like pit owners are and can be insane.
And they got like above and beyond.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
People paying for doggy dankey every single day, Like that's insane.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
How much that costs?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Have a baby?

Speaker 5 (36:27):
You know, Okay, just have a baby.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
They just got like, how far do you go for
your pit?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I love this, Okay, I'll eight hundred dars at Emerson
number tixt through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
What do you do for your pit when you're not
at home?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Someone said that when you put on pit YouTube, it
definitely misses with the algorithm.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
My number one, my number three.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
On Spotify this year as well was Puppy Soothing Sounds.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
We're in your wrapp.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Talking about what you do for your pits and when
you go to work? Because in Australia temperatures are so
crazy hot at the moment, they're reminding people to maybe
leave the air conn on which some people are texting
and saying they do their bills to be horrendous.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Somebody's on the budgetary note.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
They're on letting your econ all day, set it to
twenty two and dry and you'll save hundreds on the power.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
But we do it for our pit. Been a game changer.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
I thought it was twenty one was the magic ear coon?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Twenty one was the magic number time. Okay, someone said
my dog has an anxiety. Sorry, I.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Have anxiety. I put weighted things on my chest, so
I get it. My dog has to have an anxiety
jacket on when left alone and some kind of TV show.
I always have two cameras set up so I can
talk to him during the day. And I'm not sure
he's doing O car No, I.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Have what TV show?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Because imagine if your owner left and put on Two
and a Half Men or The Big Bang Theory.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
God, that would be my costal.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Two broke girls, and you're like, kill me now, put
on something of quality, like a ship where we're pluribus.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Shit's Craik yeah, breaking back.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I don't think a dog has the gray matter to
follow the complex plot points of e.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Vince Gilligan. You're underestimating the power of the dog's brain. Worn. Yeah,
I just don't think he's got it.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
They eat their own sometimes eat their own poop peas,
so I don't think they have a brain that big, Hayley.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I think so. Somebody said.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I read somewhere that dogs have faster reactions, that the
frame rate needs to be higher when looking at a
moving pictures, So playing YouTube all days effectively a seven
hour PowerPoint presentation. Right, Okay, someone needs your calling pad recommendations, please.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Flitch well, I mean show sponsor anime. It's get in there.
I'm sure they've got some. If they haven't, they haven't been. Yes,
had a run on everybody looking up for their hot.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Pets when my dog was still around, So we've got
an rap on our hands. We used to drop my
dog off of my in laws every time we went
to work because he had separation anxiety enough friends that
we were insane.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
So you're dropping them off and at work las day, Yeah,
anxious dog.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
I leave SpongeBob on repeat for our cat Gary and
another room is bluey for our dog. My older daughter
takes some treats after her shift until we get home.
So many people with the radio on. I really think
this as a market that treking into.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Look, I've just I've had a lot. There's we've got
twenty percent of some of these calling mats. I'm looking
at show sponsor animates here. Yep, the tricksy calling pet
Matt blue sixty five by fifty, sixty five by fifty.
That's yeah, so that's for that'll be for a small dog.
And then they've got bigger ones as well. Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Okay, Well someone's got a camera in each room that
can dispense treats, so yeah, they'll talk to the dog
and then dispense it a couple of treats if it's
been a good boy.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah, our friends Mike and Matt had that one for
the cat. And it sling you slingshot the app. It's
like a game and it flings treats into them. Oh
my dog.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
My dad who is retired, goes over to my house
and watches my dogs all day.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Oh that's lovely, like a dog, grandpa.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, the dogs were extra anxious when we meet back
to work after the lockdown, so we started putting.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
On audio box. The dog's favorite is Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I wonder if they put on some smart smart He looked.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Into my eyes. Remove your bands. He's in Oh, Haley,
I keeled over waiting for his check on the home
camera and the dog's humping the couch.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
No, the ZM podcast needwork. Play z m's Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I'm a city goal.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
You know, I'm a city gow raised, born and bred
city you'd agree with that.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Weren't you born?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I'm not what you were born and raised in South Detroit. No,
that's eminem.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
You're getting Hailey confused with the eminem again, Vaorn, you've
done this before.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Well no, I Haley, you're a small town girl.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Living in a lonely world. No, no, no, no, in a
lonely world. Just come from Wellington, like, let's just grow
up and well.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Well you were born in where were you born?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Order?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Yeah, never forget that the goon.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I only just learned that that. People call it the
gurden by the way, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Anyway, I'm a city goal and somehow, but welcome to
February everyone six.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh yeah today, Yeah, that just happens.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
So it's just happened. And despite the fact that.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
We are blessed to have had a four week holiday,
which is so much more than all of my friends,
I'm already stressed. I'm already fill in the cyn.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
You do this to yourself because you work, like people
might not know this outside of radio.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
You have a lot of comedy.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Gis writing, writing staff acting, maybe like a movie anywhere.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Oh yeah, when are we allowed to talk about that?
Old check?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Old check? Yeah, you notice anyone's in the country. It's
crazy anyway, old.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Check myself, why do we haven't discussed? Let me check
and then we might be able to talk about it
later in the week.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Okay, old check.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Anyway, there's a lot going on, and Halle's work like
there always is.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
So I had a spear weekend and I thought, let's
get out of here. So I got in my car because,
by the way, my mastersn't got four wheel drive, so
I can la more or I'm I'm pretty country okay, right.
I saw a gravel road and I said, bring it right, yeah,
four wheel drive on and I hit it to Perrongia,

(42:22):
which I didn't know where it was.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
But Vorn you'll know because it's sort of in your hood.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yes, it's it's in the white I tell I'm familiar
with it. It's a big mountain. It's a it's a
hell of a hike to go up and over it.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, yeah, I got the mountain, babes. I'm better relax.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Like you said, you went, your quote went bush.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Well, I went bougie canopy camping.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Oh, you went to one of those that's not going
Were you stayed in a tiny home for.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
The lush, tiny home with a hot bath. It wasn't
even it was actually que it was actually quite large.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
That's not going bush. That's going.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
I stayed in a in a small all her home
than my own in the middle of nowhere, two kilometers
into a bush. Yeah, it was one of those bougie
canopy camping places.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Not going bush.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It has gone the bees. And Airbnb doesn't stand for bush.
It's not. No, it wasn't Airbnb. It was it was.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
It's called I'll shout it out nonspohn. By the way
here we hearts right, we hut in Perugia.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
But these kind of accommodations are all the rage. You're
all over New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I've never done one before,
and so I went on that canopy camping thing, which,
like I feel like we've all of us always have
the tab open, being like wouldn't it be nonals.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Camping ones when you read it's like about me section,
it's always like very instead of being dry step farmers
for twenty years, soon in a little project coming out
of COVID and decided she.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Was going to start a luxury accommodation. Heart was exactly that.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
They sold up a farm, bought this new thing, and
all their friends would say how amazing the view was,
and so they were like, we're got to share it
with the people.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I don't think I'll ever stay in any of these
places because it's just it's just because.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
You're lose alone.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
It's just because it's all couples and what they do
there all weekend. There's nothing to do apart from you.
No lesson.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh the guy, guy guy.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
He wouldn't spend all weekend Sully Sully accommodations.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
You couldn't find a single human being to join you
up in the hut. I didn't go alone, Hailey. You
did give you.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Haley in my heart you make it like you win.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
You got your four wheel drive up travel road and
went to a dock hut in the bush. You literally
went to a boogie. It was at the end of
a gravel drop.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
The view was amazing.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
But but but but listen, there were no power points,
you know, and so I was really unplugged.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Right, There was no Wi Fi. There was just a
view and a outdoor bath.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
How often did you go to the car to change
your phone?

Speaker 1 (45:04):
No? No, they had charging cables in the in the.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Wait okay, so wait, there were no It was reception
five G.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, right, okay, five G and a barbecue because you
just made it sound like you were off the grid.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
And there got.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
A solar battery. It's got a solar battery that can run.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
The tank had three solar panels on the roof. We
could run that half thing there. So there was also
an outdoor bath that was amazing. I mean, that's very
bosh of me Newt and nature.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Yeah, we had.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Binoculars as well, and I was looking out and I
could really see people's houses and I was like, that's
seeing the nude and nature happening up on the top
of the bloody as well.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I imagine this, this is the daily entertainment of the binoculars.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Oh yeah, here's another couple arriving. How long do they
They got clothes off on the porch.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
But I will say the bath to was like massive,
and there was a note saying, hey, it takes twenty
five minutes to fill, so you know, don't just pour
it when you want it, get ahead of it. Took
twenty five minutes to fill. It was beautiful, lush, moon
stars was like right bath time with whoever was there.
I don't even know, complete stranger to.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Me, and no hard launched today.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
People were calling up my soft my semis and my
softs on my Instagram.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
And well, that happens when you put someone's name really tiny.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
On I didn't even think because you see that, you know.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
You can just tag someone and it doesn't show up
right because you.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Can tag it. You can tag them and drag it
out of the screen.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
And he was watching, he was watching me minimize the
size of his Instagram tag and he was like, it
is insultingly small, Like you're a shamed.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
That you're here with me. Anyway, twenty five minutes to
fill the bathtub.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
We get into the bath tub and sitting there and
immediately the water is going down my ass under the plug.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
So the bath was short lived.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Wow, okay, correct, I.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Just really regret it. I haven't had it in for ages.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
But when you were a kid and you'd like unplug
the bath and then you'd get too close to the
plug hole.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, and it would suck. Yeah, man, I let that
plugs like the but why not get a little get
a little plugkicky on your butt. Anyway, look at my
rejuvenated energy. No Wi Fi. I read a book. Ye,
I read a book. I had a bath outside like
you like, no Wi Fi.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
You had five G, which is faster than most people's WiFi.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
And no WiFi.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
And she's refreshed, plays.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Play No.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
We were in christ not this weekend, just being but
the weekend before for id Shearon and we enjoyed the
fantastic art installations and the murals on the wall.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
And the city's looking great. It's looking great.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I've seen it before. It's it's now our coaler city.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
It is our caller city. It used to be Wellington.
But I don't know this sort of you guys think
it's too dry and.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
All the work very dribbly very dribs.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I'm going they call them ghost offices now, because that's
not ghost police officers. I might have might have sounded
like that had an R on it, that word that
officers because.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
They fired everybody.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, because all the government employers lost their jobs and
austerity measures well. In christ Church one of the install
of the art installations that I didn't know this has
been around since two thousand and three. Yeah, it's been
around a while. You would have been around a while.
I had no idea that have been around coming up
twenty three years. Corky's on High was instead of three
statues installed on High Street and two thousand and three

(48:25):
to mark Queen Elizabeth the Second's.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Golden jubilee Rest in peace.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
This is outside. It's by the tram.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Stop, which is outside the what Set cafe with the
pneumatic tubes.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
One one?

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yes, yeah, the Diagonal Street, Yes, yes, christ Church streets
are real grid up.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Down, left, right.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
This one's the Diagonal Street. I don't know it's name.
I just always say the Diagonal Street.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I think we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
The Corgies themselves haven't been stolen. But the third Coogie
is sniffing an ice cream now the bronze ice cream
has been stolen.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Oh this is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Let me just quick play. I'm going to go on.
You keep talking, I'm going to go on. Trade me.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Well, I actually just googled how much you get for
bronze at the scrappies these days.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh yeah, it's barger all it's Bargero all right.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
So down middle, solid bronze is around nine dollars thirteen
a kg, and aluminum bronze is at three sixty odcage
it just so it wouldn't even been would have.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
No okay, no goal. So I think we're after.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
A collector here, when after a We're not after somebody
looking to make a quick buck.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
No, I reckon, we're after a drunk a drunkard, a
drunk student, or a drunk person.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Who's working up today feeling pretty bloody silly. What do
you wondering?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Do they know when it was stolen?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Because I didn't notice it was gone when we were down,
but I wasn't exactly looking.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I wouldn't have thought to look. I didn't pay attention
to it. I don't know it was.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
It was noticed to be missing last Wednesday by people
working nearby. Observations from a nearby worker. Actually, I noticed
that the ice cream's gone. That's a keen eye.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Mm, I'm might have been.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
It was like it was the funny part of the
sculpture though, the corky licking the ice cream.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Plus nothing marketplace, nothing on trade.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
May the Corgies have had a chicken past with criminals, okay.
One was stolen shortly after the twenty second earthquakes in
twenty eleven, and so the council uplifted the other ones
for safekeeping. Right, And in twenty twenty, one of the
Corgies was painted blue by an anti colonizing protesting colonization.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
I mean, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
If it was a sculpture of the queen. But the
corky wasn't colonizing everything anything.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Was it just being what's the word complex proxy?

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Yeah, plus it and colonizing.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Silence, guilty by association, appearance used to tell you that
it doesn't necessarily need to be you that does the
bad thing.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
But if you're there.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
But then also the cookies went around when the colonizing
was happening, was it, well not those were those but
she recycled them, Yeah, she did.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
She went through if you want to paint any dog
blue to protest colonizing, would probably be the King Charles
Cavalier Spaniel. Well, it's named King Charles. Charles did a
lot of colonizing, you know, he was around.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I don't know if there's any dogs named after Queen
Victoria or Yeah she was dreadful, wasn't Yeah, King George.
Maybe there was a lot of colonizing going on there.
So what is it? Are they gonna replace it? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Because what did they do when someone stole the corky
after the earthquake? Did they just make a whole new one?
Did the artist?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I believe so? The artist another one?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Well, surely the artist can just whip up another ice cream.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
It's the artist doing the stealing to keep himself and work.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
That's a wild allegation. Board in that is unfast.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
It's like those volunteer firefighters that would like fires just
have something to do.

Speaker 7 (51:41):
Well.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
It's like that time you were a window installer and
you just went around smashing shop windows.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Slin shot. I'd skin shot windows and then just wait
for the call.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
The z N podcast networks a shot, Real play ends
flesch Fore and Haley.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Fact of the Day Day day day Dayah.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Do well the thing of the fact of that.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
A theme this week is the World's Smallest Dot Dot Dot.
Each day we'll be looking at a different thing that
fits into the world's smallest and it's specific category.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Today the world's smallest bridge. Oh is it like a
little stick?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Is it? Is it one that you built to just
get over it?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Oh? Snap, whoa watch out your bread.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Build a bridge and get over.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Built a bridge and get over.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
So this bridge was built in sixteen twenty, so it's
not only a very small gold it's a very very
old bridge.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Oh yeah, the good old days when everyone was.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Dying, dying, like women had no rights. Yeah, just like
slaving in like pig troughs.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
You'd always be like, can you vote for her whever?
And I'll be like, why don't you just voting and
You're like I can't.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, yeah, shut up and get pregnant, yeah yeah, mudwinch
yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Man sa dian childbirth because there's very little, you know,
medical knowledge of the state.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
We didn't even get to celebrate Vaughan's twenty ninth birthday
because he died.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
That's old yeah, it was old age. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
He had his retirement party, had his twenty eighth retirement
party and then just died. So in sixteen twenty it
was it's in Bermuda, Fletch. You're probably the only member
of the show that's been to Bermuda. I have not
been to Bermuda, had been to Bermuda.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Bermuda all I know you're thinking of.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
The song Bermuda Bahamas. Is it in the Bahamas?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yes, Bermuda is.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I've been to where the swimming pigs are.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
All I know of Bermuda is the triangle and planes
just go missing it. It's all spooky in the Bermuda Triangle.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
It's not that it's a small bridge in Bermuda, Okay,
at somerseted Island with the mainland and the western parish
of Sandy's.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's it was.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
It's the smallest working drawbridge in the world. So a
drawbridge is a bridge that opens up so a boat
can go right between it. However, they obviously when they
built this, didn't have a lot of money to make
it and they just needed the masts to go through.
So when it opens up, it creates a thirty two
inch gap okay, and we do everything by subway sandwiches

(54:26):
of course, twelve, so it says just under three subway sandwiches.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Then it was a bridge.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, the bridge so stubby.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I'm just having a look at it, like, yeah, I'm
seeing a van go across it, and the van is
like the length of the bridge.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
So they're not counting the bridge as the supports on
either side now, only counting the bridge as the little
bit that opens up.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Okay, right, because opt.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
The part you're seeing this, the bit was already it
was an existing structure.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
They've just bricked it, right rair Rise Bridge.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
There, Yeah, that was the That was the creek that
ran through there, and they've you know, put bricks around
it to give it a structural integrity. But it makes
it the world's smallest drawbridge and one of the world's
smallest bridges. And it's on the Bermuda twenty dollars bill
because it's so significant.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I also thought worth the mention would be the smallest
international bridge bridge in two countries, our Marco Bridge.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
It's a small wooden foot bridge.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
It's just under six meters and if you walk across
that you not only walk across from Spain to Portugal,
you also cross a time zone. Oh okay, right, And
it was it was a bridge originally used by smugglers
and when it fell into disrepair and then a storm
destroyed it, they actually rebuilt it properly and so it's
it's the world's smallest, smallest international bridge between Portugal and Spain.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Can I just sign note on going spin back here?
Bermuda's currency is stunning, you know how our currency is
quite well regarded around the world.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Is really nice, very cut. We've got things.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
We've got purples, we've got birds, we've got blues and grains.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Laughs.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Also, Bermuda is not.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Where you think it is on the map. It's kind
of like in a straight line by South Carolina into
the ocean, whereas all the other like you know the Bahamas,
Turks and Cacus, you know, Cuba, Dominican Republic, it's all
in the Caribbean. Bermuta is the top of the triangle. Yes, Bermuda,
and Bermuda is where they did didn't they do? An
America's come there and that's where the big blue hole

(56:26):
is that the guy dived into. Oh did that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
That's miles out, isn't it. I always thought it was.
I always thought it was the bottom of the triangle,
very close to Florida. I didn't realize the bottom of
the triangle. Yeah, okay, we are learning beautiful currency. Top
of the triangle, top of the triangle.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
So today's spect to the day is the world's smallest
bridge is four hundred years older and it opens up
to a bit about the size of three subway sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Fact of the day, day day, day, day, Yeah, do.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Do do did?

Speaker 8 (57:05):
Did the z M podcast network play z m's Flesh
one and Hailey?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
This sixteen year old Sam Ruth from Todonger Total Todonger
Totonger tod On is continuing to just blow people away
and Boston at the week and he ran a three
minute forty eight second mile, which means that's the fastest
New Zealander to ever run the mile.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
You know, in running and running Vaorn, you've got to
honor the time three minute forty eight point eighty eight
seconds eight because they always it's always like.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
It's always now.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I would Hailey if he was beating a record that
was three minute forty eight point nine, for example, I
would have said, that's how close it is. But he
beat the record, which was set by Nick Willis ten
years ago three minutes fifty one.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
So he's not three more or less three seconds off.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
This eleven or something.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
He's sixteen. That's insane. You were doing at sixteen. If
you could break it up, break it away from playing
with yourself for a moment, you could have achieved greatness too.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Make me there was a light doubt that I don't
think sixteen year old me was quite.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Fat, stopped playing with myself and started playing with others,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
So this is the eleventh fastest all time indoor mile,
all time, and the whole world, with any age group,
in the whole world, the whole history, everybody's included chuck
it in the list.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
And he's the eleventh fastest in an indoor mile.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
And he's sixteen. That's insane.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
And I hate when this happens, when someone young achieved
something and you're just like, great, what am I doing
with you?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
What to add this aspect to it?

Speaker 3 (58:48):
When you start saying, oh, that person's closer in age
to my daughter than he is to me.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I was sixteen nine long sixteen and they's fourteen at
the end of this week. What's she done?

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Whish you can't run that? Let's get you out there.
She's already at school. But you know that's one thing.
At least he's gone to school.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
But that's just mind blowing.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
That that's someone so young, is so quick and so talented,
and you know, like he hasn't reached the peak of
what it is to be along in middle distance running.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
I mean, wasn't there a key we recently who was
very very young that just passed in c A.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Yeah, they were four or something nine.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
You're really like low blowing all of your numbers here, Flint.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
But that's like, that's insane, a nine year old, Like
will they be going to UNI this year?

Speaker 5 (59:37):
Like what's happening?

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Yeah? Ok, it's going to be the party is bro?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah? Oh week brought to you by those little sippy
sippy yogurts and the sashet Yeah yeah yeah, Top off
and have a herd on one of those.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Don't crazy, you'll shit yourself.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
I reckon we should hear from some of our young
what are they.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Called protege I open up the phone lines this morning
were you good at something really young? Yeah, and maybe
you've retired now, maybe you pass something to young.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
I only want to hear from people who peaked very
young and of since just taking themselves into a phone rubbish.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Maybe you've got a regional record for something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yeah, you too in a sport and you did something
you know, amazing at such a young age.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Also a message.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
And I used to represent my high school and one
hundred meter sprints and four hundred meter relay. Now I
need to take my espir and haler when I go
to the letterbox.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
These are the stories we want to hear this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Okay, oh eight hundred dance at him as our number
nine six nine six Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
In were you really good at something really young?

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
What you were really good at as a kid. Maybe
you peaked at something. You've got a record for something, Yeah,
you just when you're a piano protege.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I've started that way, but then yeah, just the scales
are so boring.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
And then I found boys and there's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
So much more fun, more fun than pianos.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Yeah, well that depends who you're asking, I reckon, Yeah,
I mean Alvin John balanced both quite well.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Hayley. I think you can try harder. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Actually, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
He nailed it, didn't he Yeah, he did Libarachi.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
There's another one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah, okay, some messages in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Somebody who said why at her records and swimming at
eight and nine years old, and then the New Zealand
wa A polo teams at fourteen and fifteen whow Yeah,
pushing forty down and I brey bust out the togs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
It's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Yeah, at sixteen years old, I broke eleven seconds over
one hundred meters, So I got under it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
That's flying. I don't have any like I can't fathom
speed and distance. You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
What's the world record for one hundred meters?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, nine point something seconds. That was Usain Bolt, right,
same bolt? Yeah yeah, so that is nine point five
eight seconds. Yeah, so eleven seconds at sixteen's crazy. That's
pretty bloody good. I think we should go.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
I think we should at one point just side note
as a trio, go and run one hundred meters and
see how long it takes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
No, ye, we go to Yeah, we know we're in
the dangers and now we're also snipers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Alie for a heart attack to you've got to be careful.
In nineteen ninety.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Three, I passed six girls at the Timmadoo blue Light Disco.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
I glad it's a new Zealand record for a blue
light disco record.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Blue Light.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
I used to dance competitively and internationally as a young child,
and now my young daughter consistently asked me if I'm
sure there's not a baby in my Tommy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Oh, I beg your part of Tasha, that's your story,
it's mine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Yeah, darling, Darling, I'm so sorry that your kid just
keeps keeps doing that to you.

Speaker 7 (01:02:53):
Yeah, Latin and ballroom. And now she's like, look, there
has to be a baby in there.

Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
Because it can't possibly be that big with that one.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Oh, go to your room.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Do you still dance, you know, as a as a hobby?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
The yes on your way back, give me a don
it you? Do you still dance at all?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:03:16):
With my finances, but not anything else right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
A comedian on hands Comedy next, I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Thank you keep your messages coming A nine to six
nine six, eight hundred dolls at end?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
What were you really good at really young?

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
So sort of reflecting on what little we did with
our youths question we asking you what were you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Really got at really young? A lot of the lot
of a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Lot of former glory, a lot of form of glory.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
My son started archery at seventeen, did it for seven months,
smoked everyone at his first com got invited to the
National Champs the following weekend and came third New Zealand
the under twenty one section and seven months.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Just insane. That's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
But where's catus et at now?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Yeah, that is I believe this is the mother of
catnus every day. Okay, I just got the gender. They're confused. Yeah, God,
lovely to hear from her. Take it away from some
real twelve years old.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
I want a school conquer fighting champs the year in
a row with two hundred and fourteen consecutive victories, which
later when I googled, apparently close to a world record.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Wait, what's conquer fighting? Those things you throw it's like marbles,
but they are the things that fall off the tree, right,
What is this a thing that's not a sport?

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
I don't think that's a sport.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
We don't mean to show you three eight three, But
what's conquer fighting?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yeah, it's like marbles, but it's those things that come
out of the spot.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Yeah, but of course you're gonna have a world record
and that because no.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
One else playing universally.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
You'll find that's played anywhere that conkers grow. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
My partner used to be the New Zealand champ for
motocross and motorbike riding top of canoe Pole and all
the rugby teams and now he just smokes weed every now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I mean, you must be proud. That's beautiful. Man. What
else was he doing?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Go on?

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
I was a really tall kid, so I was really
good at netball. It was my whole thing. And then
now i'm thirty, I'm the same high as I was
when I was a bauck ten.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Just I remember going to school with people and like
intermediately they were huge, Like there was like twice as
tall as everyone else, and then when they got to
high school everyone outgrew them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
That's weird how that works. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Somebody said my brother could whistle when he was eight
months old and wonby baby whistling, and by by one
year old he could whistle a tune.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
It was insane. What's he doing?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Is this on video like a home video or someone's phone.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
You wouldn't dare claim this had happened without a video,
you'd have to have proof, Yeah, with her furrowing the
neighbors camcorder to video this miraculous whistling baby.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
If you don't have one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Of your yeah, we've heard from Big Sandy. Oh god,
what's big Big Sandy?

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Here? I was good at smoking darts and drinking person
a young.

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
M podcast network lay Z ms, flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Now we've run a quicker little pole based on this
because there's an assie fella. There's an assie fella and
he went on a date and I will say they
went for a stroll around the mall.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
If you were going on a date with someone and
they're like where do you want to go and was like,
I just want to wander around the mall, wouldn't you
be like what are we thirteen?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Well, he sparked a bit of a debate online because
he went on a date with a with a Sheila,
and they went to the mall and she had a request, Oh, babes,
it's made.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Potential the potential girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
To drink, she gets a bottle of water.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
I don't get anything, and she just looks at me
like I meant to Pete, mind, you were not dating?

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Where did that first date? This is not my girlfriend
wanted to buy a bottle of water, and it's like
everyone just wants to take take take, like we mate, Craig,
don't worry about your mate, Craig.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Craig goes six dollars sparkes for two bottles of v
borught him earlier?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Take take take?

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Is he a millennial because he his problem with Craig
was the younger generation.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Yeah, he's a millennial. I'd say like xenial, like older millennial.
It's a bit of a laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
But basically one of this guy's annexennial and still single
going for a walk around Morle.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
He sounds like an anthol honestly, I know. But his
his His main problem other than with his mate, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
That's by the bye, was that this check on this
date was expecting him to pay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
So that's why we ran a quickly little pole.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
If you were a female dating men, do you expect
the man to pay on the first one?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Okay, what were you a female? Would you expect no?

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
No, I think I think I would just expected split
right if you eat it?

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
If you were going to a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Yeah, those were the options we gave. Yes, nah, and
I'd rather split it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
We spent a good ten minutes of the first date
going through who earns more and who has more expenses,
and then who comes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Out worse off out of that state? Straight out the gate. Yeah,
straight out the gate.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
They've got how much of morning and how much I'm
just being bled by the bank for this mortgage.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Yeah, what are your mortgagey payments? Okay, you don't known
hoos This is great, great, great, great great, But at
the end you say, I haven't analyzed this, and it
is I think you should pay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Maybe that's that would be a good feature of banks apps.
You could you could dock with the other person's bank cap.
They were in a quick analysis. She pays, she pays,
and then yeah, flashes up with who's paying? That would
be quite funny.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
And then and then if the woman pays and it
costs her fifty dollars, at least she's kind of a
background search there on whether this guy is economically viable
and it's only cost her fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's gas.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Actually, well, the results and from our quacker little pole, yes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Not split split was fifty percent, So really our pole
who will split?

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Fifty percent said would rather split it, twenty two percent
said nah, with twenty eight percent saying yes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
So twenty eight percent would want the man to pay. Yeah,
is that surprising to you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
It's just there are some things that just hang around
like that, like, yeah, chivalry. Yeah, Like I I want
to be a feminist, but a bit of chivalry always
makes me like, I want to ask the gays, O
love love to know how it stacks up for the
gays nine sex nine sex would love to hear from

(01:09:40):
our gaze, Yeah, who pays on a gate? Who pays?
Who pays? Who pays? From the gays? Yeah, so actually
I'll hear from the lesbians or here from the lesbians
nine six nine six? Who pays?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Well, no, that no one payss have already moved in together,
so it's technically open to join.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
A count.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Date is a joint meeting at the bank, the bank
joint account.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Some feedback on it. I always want to split.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
However, if you want them to pay one hundred percent,
then they can pay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Produce a Carwen.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
Just is this your opinion, babes, Yeah, totally, No, I
love this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
I just wanted to read.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
I thought you were just Carwen produce a Carwen message
in on our private chair, and I'm bringing it to one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
We pay for looking pretty in birth control. He can
buy me a meal.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Yeah, we do pay for a lot of things to exist.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
The pink tax, right Heah, you pay a lot more
for shavers. You can pay for my bloody would fight
pizza mate and a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Glass of said. Yes, I probably earn more than them.
I say, I'll get the next date if I like them.
I find I find it hot when Daddy takes control.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
It is okay when he sort of steps in front
of you, i't okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
I think both people should be inclined to split the bill.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
But whoever asked who on the date should also be
had to pay for the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Says Katie.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Okay, so she's saying it's not gender to dependent, it's
who initiated the date.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
I think, in my brief but rampant dating over the
last year, I do that if I've initiated the date,
and I've suggested the place, I've suggested the place that
I'm happy to pay for, yes, and then I will pay.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
But there have been dates where you've paid the whole bill.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Whole bell y.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Yeah, and then like if they take me somewhere, I'm
not I don't even get out the wallet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Okay, I leave it, leave it at high sit there
and look pretty, or.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
The classic born of left my wallet at home.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I have it on your phone?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
And what about your watch?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
What about your watch? Yeah, this is why it's broken, Hayley.
The watch has started working as well.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Go, I can just carry them, don't I pay?

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
Well, there you go. I mean it's pretty split, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Yeah, this is why if you're if you can't afford
to pay for someone at a restaurant, you have a
first This is why people are having first date and
they just go a walk. Yeah, this is probably why
this guy was walking around the mall in the first.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Place until the greedy woman wants hydration, want a bloody pump.

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
Bodel podcast Needwork play z in fletch.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
One and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Now I want to talk now about when there was
a mix up at work, like something something happened.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
There was a mix up. Maybe the customer got sent
the wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Maybe you pushed the wrong thing, you pushed the wrong button,
you were meant to pour a giant vat of something
and into something, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
You actually did it. You pulled it on a car, yep.
And then you were.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Supposed to fire someone and you fired someone else on
the roydy lie the wrong person.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
And then I'm so glad we have a job where,
you know, like pilots, if there's a mix up or
you know, someone stuff something up, the plane might go
down and everyone dies.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
We make a flitch. No no no, no no no, but we move.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
If you mix something up at work and you put
on our mics when we're off here and we're talking
about something else that could ruin a life.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Nobody Okay, yeah that's true. But I'm just going to
say that, what's the biggest mix up?

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
You might play like the wrong song.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Yeah yeah, Like that's that's as bad as the mix
ups at our work get.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Really, you're not dealing with veins like that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Like nurses like one missed, doctors one mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
You take the wrong organ and suddenly you can't of
practice medicine anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Ammutates someone's wrong leg, people get all crazy about it.
The reason we want to know one hundred times at
him nine sixty six.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
What was the mix up at work?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
The reason we're asking this is because an ivy F
clinic have mixed up absolutely royally, because.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Like so bad you can't hide it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
So a Florida couple has fired an emergency lawsuit against
the fertility clinic because their baby and I mean, I'm
not laughing, but they're very white and the baby is not.
The baby is very chocol art. Yeah, chocolate chocolate, a
French chocolate. Yeah, yes, And they are just like the

(01:14:15):
photo is just so funny because they're like, we don't
think this baby is ours? You no shit, really white people,
but don't they sometimes say.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Like we know, well, well well down the line. Generations
ago there was a black man who came.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
No, no new Or in the old days before IVF,
you would have said, well the postman, yes, the post.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Questions about it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
But if I've gone through the IVY and it's all
through the system. Also, has it been said is there
a chocko lart couple out there?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
The very white The headline says, we are heartbroken. Florida
couple suits IVYF clinic after DNA test reveals baby isn't
their You didn't need the DNA test.

Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
You didn't need that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
But they have said that they're beyond grateful have this baby,
this little baby.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Shit, it's a girl in our lives.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
They love her immeasurably, but they also recognize they have
a moral obligation to find her genetic parents.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
And so apparently it's so hard.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
So apparently they use their own egg and sperm to
create three viable embryos at the clinic, and one of
those and then one of those embryos was implanted in
the mother, resulting in a successful full time pregnancy, and
it was this baby was born just before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Embryo was implanted. So it's not Marmre.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
They've obviously got the wrong. They've obviously got the wrong.
Like what a mas up? And if you work in
one of these places, I'm just assuming there's like I
don't know how it works as a test tube or something,
or a little Petrie dish and a bunce and.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Burner goggles, tongs and how easy it you guys might
be thinking of.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
You might be thinking of a high school science room.
You guys, I don't know, buns.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
And counter that's our only encounter with science.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Yeah, So they're there are the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Punts and burners and their tongues, and I'm assuming the
boss is yelling at them, telling them not to set
the curtains on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
And they tongue the pea tradition to the woman and
they're like, good luck.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, and an easy mistake to make. But yeah, so
it's gone to court and I don't know, mate, I
don't know what they're out what the outcome is?

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
They so hard because then it's so they go back
to the nature verse nurture to them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
They're like, this is our baby, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
But then like birthday, there's parents out there that are
going through this ivy of hell that want a baby,
and they're well, I'm assuming the embryo and sperm has
been used.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Well one of those been used, and those are hard
to make because of the tongue and going because the tongues, because.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
That's checking no exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Briscoes get fresh tongs every time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Yeah, well, I just use the little silicon ones. Somebody
somebody's message.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
And I work for a fertility Clinicia in New Zealand,
and it's virtually impossible for that to happen here in America.
It happens at such a large volume, there's a lot
more room for error.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
So what I wonder what maybe some more explanation on
how it can just possibly happen?

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Yeah, how now, what are we doing better?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
We've got better processes or something where it's everything separated.
Maybe so it's impossible to do That's okay, that's very interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
But ok we've probably given everybody gets a numbering a
very specific case number.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
But in America it might just be initials.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Yeah, so you know Joel and Jenny Williams got confused
with Josh and Jeremiah Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Terrible examples might also.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Be using the same tongs and buns and burners for all.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
The could be tom crossover.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
Sure, okay, well this is what we want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Well, obviously after that, tex is not going to give
any IVF mix up stories.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
But what was the work mix up?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Oh? Eight hundred dollars at him? Did it cost work
heaps of money too? Like your mistake? You always hear
of these things. You can text us in nine six
nine sex, oh eight hundred dollars at him?

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
What was the mix up at work?

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
We want to know right now, what was the mix
up at work in a fertility clinic, a embryo was
placed inside of a very white woman and the baby
was born very not white, very very our white.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Now they're suing the fertility clinic, and we have had
a couple of messages and we've read one out on
you that this is near impossible for this to happen
in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
It's like twenty steps or something before that. Whatever. Yeah,
thank god. So to the woman who messaged us, who's on.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
Her way to her IVF appointment on you were in
New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
You're good, Caitlin joins us. Caitlin, what was a mix
up at work?

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
So?

Speaker 9 (01:18:35):
I worked at a tech store and I had someone
come into buy seventy five inch TV and he was
absolutely convinced that his partner had pot through the order
and it was should be popping up at any minute,
and he was really nice though. I was like, okay,
well we'll have a look, but nothing was coming through

(01:18:55):
and it was getting to close in time, and I
just stopped caring. Really, so I take a TV and
it should come through either today or tomorrow, and manager
them and then really nice and really convincing, So I

(01:19:17):
was like, okay, didn't think about it. For months and months,
and then he came back and and he was like, oh,
the TV that I bought, it's got a fault and
I need to get a repair done. And I was like, yeah, sure,
went through the system, couldn't find his order anywhere, realized
what had happened, and cue the embarrassing, awkward conversation with

(01:19:40):
my manager and then having to tell the customers that
not only could I not give him the repair, but
he also company a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Of oh my god, wait, caven was it even the
right Was he even in the right store?

Speaker 9 (01:19:59):
Yeah? No, Well, what happened was the partner's credit card
didn't go through properly or something right, so they thought
that that had gone through, and yeah it had, So there's.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Nothing thinking you've spent money, Yeah, it hasn't gone through,
and now you feel like you're spending double money.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Yes, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:20:19):
He was really gutted because he realized, you know, if
I hadn't come through, I got a free TV.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Yes exactly, he could have just literally gone and bought
the TV he wanted to buy again.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Caitlin, thank you. Anonymous joints is anonymous? What was the
work mix up?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
That's me, you baby.

Speaker 7 (01:20:41):
Oh yeah, okay cool. So I was a bit of
a rush to get through my destination for it, and
I went to the pet station of one of our
work Maxes behind me, and I just like quickly it
was going in front of me. So I was like, okay, cool,
I've just grabbed this one.

Speaker 9 (01:20:57):
And then I was like.

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Hundred bucks and so I went to go pay and
the guy said no to climb and I was like, oh,
can't be and he said, well, you've just got ninety five.
And I was like, oh no, I've got diesel and
like no, you haven't. I drove off the court out
of the way so my remate could get like kick

(01:21:21):
some diesel behind me, and I was like, oh shit.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
Did you have to get the guy to come and
suck it out of the car.

Speaker 7 (01:21:31):
Well, I drove it up, so it was too late,
and they just spent thousands, like they said, oh, because
I did that. It burnt some parts and stuff, and
like I was over ten they said, look it's ten
grand and it's still climbing and I was like, oh
my god, and I just like I'm so sorry, and

(01:21:52):
they were like, yeah, it's a shame you drove off.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Yeah right, okay, so if you just started the car,
so I put it through the system.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Oops. Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
So if anybody does that and they're listening, don't start
the car.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
We don't start the car. You can suck it out.

Speaker 7 (01:22:07):
This is never going to happen to me because I've
I've worked at places and and then I was like,
how could you do that? Yeah, my god, that's what
I get. Things like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
You did anonymous and some messages and somebody said the
books up at work. Had to be the guy that
loosened the wrong bolts on that electrical pylon and then
the pylon fell over and cut Northland's power for a day. Yes,
oh my god, I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Loosened some bolts say that he like it was something crazy,
like he loosened the left bolts, but he should have
loosened the right right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
It was the big who always hold up your hand
to make the owl. If you're mixing that up, yeah,
that's just left. Remember when they put that door on
the plane and they didn't even put bolts on and
then the door, Yeah, that plane was flying along the
Alaskan plane and the door just came out the bung Yes,
there was the whole thing, the cabin decompressed.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Someone messages, well after the christ which earthquakes? Didn't the
company demolish the wrong church?

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
What amazing?

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I have never heard that it was post earthquake. I've
never heard that one demo this historical church? Which church
you were demolishing today? Steve? The Jesus one burried the
christ one of the cross on it? Gotcha? Yep, locked
and loighted? Are you googling her? Which church was demolished?

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
Wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
There was the sydonym here at his church was demolished controversially,
But I don't know if that's because it was a mix.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
Up or not.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
I don't know. I love someone.

Speaker 4 (01:23:44):
Someone message in one of the stores I work and
kept complaining about me. I even got a verbal warning,
so went to the manager on hours and what am
I doing wrong? It turns out it was actually another
worker who looks like me, and he got mixed up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Okay, who looked like what yeah? Yeah yeah, not all
white people look the same.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
Yeah wow, wow, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
I didn't even want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Is there anything on this church?

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Just stopped googling because they just kept getting.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Google churches.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
You're gonna get targeted out exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
It's a slip.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Oh my god, we've had a message in. I don't know,
I can't We'll have to google this. I left the
blow torch running when I was laying the roof on
a convention center.

Speaker 5 (01:24:29):
That's not a max up. That's just negligence.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
That was, yeah, horrendous negligence.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
Network.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Okay, let's talk.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
Okay, So this is from the US. I study out
of the US.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
That it's not the UK.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
Wow, okay, silly boy, it's all right, corrected it. We've
corrected it. Everything we say on here is accurate always.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
So this is from the US looking at the frequency
of intimacy between couples and long term relationships. One in
four US couples are doing the deed once a month or.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Less, which was the sort of lowest do they impact?

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Do they have a bar for, you know, getting rid
of that honeymoon period like couples that have been together
X amount of years.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I think it was like five to six months.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
So oh, okay, we are fainting quickly that do you know?
The biggest intimacy killer that the world is facing right now, fatigue, exhaustion,
just like cannot get to bed at the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
End of the day and you think, ah, I've got nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
And then you got to do it all again the
next day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Other common things mismatch sex strives, like maybe you're a
bit more on here and then I'm on and then
when we haven't matched health issues, work, stress, parenting demands.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Yeah, that would be huge plus.

Speaker 4 (01:25:51):
And then further down the line, finances, chores, and emotional
distance after time, you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Know, what are we going to talk about?

Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
If I could just pop in here and just say
it sounds like a lot of there's going to be
solved with some good, solid communication.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Thank you so much. And lieu of six dollars. Just
Morgan Pin who usually would get on the show for
a conversation like this.

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
But she would she say communication.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
She would say exactly what Vaughn just said. Communication.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Yeah, but what if you're tired and you've got a headache,
oh godless, had a long day, Well, just communicate with
me that that's where you're at, you know, let me know,
do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Okay? This is the plus side of it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
These long term relationships, A large portion of them still
say that they're satisfied enough with that you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Oh, you know, living in complete.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Would be a match drive, wouldn't it. It'll be a
match drive if you're both happy just to be together
and that's enough.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
Yet average number four times a month, that's weekly en counters,
lasting about eighteen to eighteen point six minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
I think that the new relationships are boosting up those numbers.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
How would you affect these numbers if this was, say,
our number, it's just what this study isn't form evil
and this is for people in long term relationships?

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Gotcha? Yeah, I possibly you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Want Haley, did you just want to to blurt out
how many people they've slept with?

Speaker 7 (01:27:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Just I just love it when we blurret out numbers,
you know, blurt out numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Okay, she would just also our favorite number, mine's three.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
But if that was a you know, I want more
younger couple's more gen zs five point three times a month.
So you go in for maybe the point three and
you're like, I'm over it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
I think that's just a average, Haley, I think no
one's having point three.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Let's go. Actually, now that we're started third of the
way through a couple of point threes, you know it's
been you leave a little bit long, and then you know,
you get a bit excited, and then it's a bit
of a point three situation. Yeah, yeah, you've had too
much to drink.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
You get home.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Call it point three mature ejaculations. Okay, three mature shivers. Guys,
ten out of ten podcasts that one year. I think
two of us were ten out of ten and one
of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave it there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating
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Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
This is a bad one. Don't know, don't bother?

Speaker 5 (01:28:07):
Yea, no, don't don't bother.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
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