Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - February 4th 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the city in podcast networking.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Big Pod thanks to animates making
Happy Cabin for pits.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Heavy Wednesday, which means.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You've got that it's got to be Thursday.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
But tomorrow's lane Way.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
We've got a short day and yet lame way tomorrow Tomorrow.
I was looking at the wind, like my weather app
has been absolutely cooked. All the city you live in
has been absolutely cooked. There's been cooking.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's been part boiled.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Like I never get like any rain or drizzle, but
it's been raining and drizzling the whole time. It just
is sunny on the weather app. Like, let's sort that out.
Eleven degreesies than christ Church. It went from thirty to eleven.
It since yeah, look oween ying yanye or something. I
don't know, el yan yingying nangs into a it does

(00:53):
feel that way. Well, Tomorrow is saying I I have
twenty five and a lot of eighteen for lane Way
precipitation zero melimeters, But then it said that yesterday as well.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm happy, as the female of our group to have
some block in my handbag for all of us.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That'll be nice. I was singing at the start, just
putting on a good thick layer of.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
But we're gonna be there for a whole We need
top ups.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
We need some top us.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm gonna be spritzing around the backs of neck.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Can you want to take my battery pack and your handbag?
Take you take a bettery pack.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
We doesn't want to get lost.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, because it's going to die. You know, my phone's
gonna go for you.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I've got to bring it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, I'm going to battery pack. So two battery packs
in your handbag?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Do three?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Three? You just take a backpack.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
No, that's dodgy to festival people start buying drugs off
you should I bring some.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Drugs to sell because I didn't finish my entire course
of sudafed. Anyone at the festivals want I don't have
any ADHD medication. Stop asking me because I haven't diagnosed me.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I can't catch you coming up all the way.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Shocking moment yesterday when I looked around I wanted to clean,
and I had like eight things half cleaned, and I
couldn't concentrate on a single one of them. That was
a moment.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Fold my washing and put it away, and somehow I
was organizing vitamins into Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, well, they rattle around, so if they can't catch us,
I'm pretty sure everybody does that just gets distracted from cleaning.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Then you've made aase.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
You're like, well, I'll sleep in a different bed from
the producers both Carlin's just said.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Lane may have said no aerosol sunscreen, but she spelled
it the asshole sunscreen. Now I like to sunscreen my
asshole because I haven't. Well, that's why you've been kicked
down at festivals before, because of the in the middle
of the crowd. I pull the pants down, I spread
and I do it liberally.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Over y years.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, if there's a room for me
to sit down. Well, saying the word asshole this many
times in the morning is a nice bump into what
I'm going to talk about next. The most Offensive Words list,
which has been re released. This is the broadcasting SANDUS
authority that does this. Yes, it was last time in
twenty twenty one. A couple of new words on the
list around those. Yeah, I don't know how many of

(03:07):
these are going to be allowed to say. And just
I've been reading this sort of whole study all morning.
Fascinating stuff. Has it made you more cautious about what
you know, I said when I was reading this, because
there's a specific part in there about radio breakfast hosts.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Oh Leitchorn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
There is a massive study how many pages fifty pages.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
That is fat. That's a fat study.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's a fat study. Fat not an offensive word, although
that would depend I suppose the context, because context is important.
This is saying this is a study conducted by the
Broadcasting Standards Authority, which is a government department who we love.
We've oh, we've got nothing but nice things something so
we've only ever said nice things. Yeah, of how words

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set now compared to twenty twenty one in the offensive scale.
I love this list. We've we've talked about this list
in the past, and I think today as our little
bit of pod because every day we have a big
pot for the radio show. So if you ever, if
you're listening now and you miss the show later, you
can always listen on iHeart Radio, on the Eye, on
the iHeart app, or Spotify podcast wherever you podcast. We

(04:16):
always do a BABI and then we do a little
bit of pod and eat a bit of extra pod.
And I think today we can probably delve into this
more and say the rude words, because it's absolutely nuts
that radio shows and television shows have all these rules,
but podcasts, wild West can literally say whatever I mean.

(04:38):
You still couldn't defame someone on a podcast and you
would be you know, you could say a word that
might offend someone and drive them away, and that's you know,
you're allowed to say it and they're allowed to leave. Ye.
But yet on the radio, it's just so wild. It's Yeah,
before you said it's absolutely crazy. No cancer, not offensive, fuel.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Crazy, So that's my word said.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's absolutely mental. Yeah, apparently offensive, but mental as an
offensive word is thirty first on the list. But you've
just said it. Saying about it. Only twenty percent of
people find it offensive. It's down six percent on twenty
twenty one. It is now six percent more acceptable to
say mental than it was in twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Right, I just shout out how brave Varner's being by
leading this break and being the one who will say
the ones that were feel are safe enough for us
to sayday morning. I just want to disance myself from
any cancelations. You've got a big mortgage bigger than his.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, really pull up their back I bet, I bet.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I've got a mortgage, right, mortgage in the red off.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, so the N word is still the most defensive
word fear absolutely all overall, though only seventy percent of
people find it offensive, what how much? Eventy percent of
people find it totally unacceptable to use in a broadcast situation.
So a broadcast situation, you'd imagine held a slightly higher

(06:09):
than just a pub conversation. But if I heard that
word from another table we were in public, I'd freak out. Yes, same,
unless it.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Was Doctor Dry and Snoop Dogg behind us.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Now I think they were claimed. I think they would
say the second most offensive word, which is the N word,
but ending with an A not an e R. I'm sorry,
I should also believe it should be under one, but
it should just be slash.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
But it's different if people from the cargo say it
that you hear the difference.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
A different. The two different spellings of the N word
are the most offensive. Next words, fair enough, Wait, it's
the next one, the C word. Correct? I knew actually
said it? Far Could you imagine I'd just go home?
I'd probably just go home.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yes, for land and country. So that's the way that
you can sort of dance around saying it.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Fourth is a racist term? Again? Yeah? Hm, I honestly,
I'm surprised it's so high.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm so scared.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, don't say it again. It's not a racist, but
you would definitely hear this in rural New Zealand. And
I'm saying just just New Zealand arts with C C H.
It's two words. See first word C, second word M
about consuming a meal, about consuming a meal, a spicy
meal served with rice and an arm.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Very racist?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
But the fourth now fifth, we've got we've got equal
for three places, three words, fifth equal? Okay, have we
got an if? No? No, that's twelfth most offensive. Let's
drop if you've just joined necessity less of the most
offensive words just been released to.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
The Broadcast Standards Authority.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Of the top ten one, two, three, four, five Sex
are race based, okay, too are because there's the other
than there's there's like different subjects and one's under like
homophobia and sexual.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh is this an if? The if? If homophobic?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Correct? Okay? One and.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Bundle of sticks of a medieval bundle of sticks or.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
That brand of coffee, then that's just a brand. We
love figs.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Colwen's worried now that you've broken the broad that is
the brandy that was two that said at equal one
is a racist term.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
You're doing so well, but.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Also you could say a weakness and a point of armor.
Oh yes, yes, goodness me and the final one that's sweating.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
So there is to.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Like what you call your rooster a rooster a rooster?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Okay, yes, right, okay, Well, I think we'll leave the rest.
We'll just do do the rest of this taboo. It's like,
so well, I think we'll leave the the bad words
for the podcast special. I'm not going to say those
words out. But there are heaps of different finding. It's
a fascinating study, maybe more because this is our industry,
the breakfast radio tolerance.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
So yeah, what's that?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Why are we more people are wildly intolerant of bad
language on breakfast radio more than other things. She hey,
I don't hit the team average totally or fairly unacceptable
writing across all thirty one words by broadcasting scenario. Radio
breakfast host seventy five percent like it. In the morning,

(09:55):
we're above sports commentary radio talk back host Hoskin can
see he could probably drop he can say he could
say that's mental, that's proper mental, and he'd be fine, Like.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
The Queens, dude, that's mental.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
People are people are far more excepting my Kati said
radio callers dropping swear words because they're like, well they're not.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
The profession, we get them. I love it.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, when our callers call up and they forget that
they're on the for sick and the.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Age and then they drop an if.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I have a slight look of disappointment when it happens,
because I like to uphold a you know, a good
radio show, classy listeners. Well, we'll delve into the list
include including that. They have the list of the top
most you know, unacceptable swear words and they're ragged. But
at the end of the survey they actually ask people
to add their own like they asked people what what

(10:49):
word was it on this list? And there are some
brilliant ones. So today fifteen hundred people were surveyed and
almost thirty percent of them added some more words that
they thought were some of them very funny. I know.
All right, Well that will be today's little bit of
pod which will be up later today wherever you podcast,
iHeart Radio, Spotify, Weary that you can hear that there

(11:11):
the flee beg pod some I love And what's the
next line?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Happened so fast?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Happened so fast? You actually hate that song? And that
movie he hates Grease, I hate. I hate the whole
thing about it.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I actually now hate you. And so there we are,
Here we are. We just landed one of the greatest
movies of all time. The sequel, however, won no time
for it.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Now. This morning I had a bit of a fashion nightmare.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
So I actually feel like a hypocrite for even reporting
on some fashion news. I've got a hot trend stylists
worldwideer claiming is the way that all the cool girls
are dressing, okay, And it's the way to turn an
out for from ordinary to extraordinary.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Is it just a belt, skate about long one, let
it hand down, get your wile on a chain, pair
of loose dickies, cutty shoes.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I'll tell you what it is.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
But this morning, I yesterday went to an op shop
and I found a dress and I looked at it
and thought, that'll fit, and then.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It's gonna be your Lane Way outfit. Not okay, I
don't have a fit for Lane Way.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Okay, if you want fit by the way I thinks
ZiT him online Instagram put up some inspos yeah, and
I saw one and I thought, I've got those boots,
so I'll work for that.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I'll work with that.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's a KPI. That's a push to the social media,
to push to the socials. Sorry, I can blainly miss
that because it was so natural. I was immediately I
was reaching for my phone to look up yeah, yeah
him online social fitspo.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
So I just no, no, I just found an op
Shop dress and I thought that's cute, and I bought
it and I looked at it and I thought that
all fat.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
That almost looks oversized for men.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Q four thirty am this morning, when I went to
just chuck it on without trying it on to come to.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Work and wait, wait, you didn't wash it and like
washed it last night. How did they get drying time?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
It's like this light little chiffon thing. It was like
dry on the hangar by this morning.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I think you're embarrassed not whying about I always watched.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
You know, I haven't washed. Is the dress that I'm
wearing today? Now? God knows what that is?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yes, God does know what that is.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
You guys know what that is?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
God was watching.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
I know I had to chuck this on still because
it was snug on the hebs. Anyway, i'd agree. I
just feel like shit, that right?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
So it didn't fit in so that No, wait a minute,
I know what she's doing. She's a woman. She needs
one of these.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
You know what, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
You're so well trained.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I didn't even know I needed that. Thank you. It's crazy.
I wasn't even fishing for thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Found a dirty, old black sack and I put that
on instead and came to work.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
That's it. Anyway, here's how.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I could make this out for cooler. Okay, so we
could all make our outfit's cooler this year. So wrong
it's right is the vibe. This is from Starnus Worldwide.
Fashion's current vibe deliberate imperfection. So we're thinking mismatched pieces,
clashing excessories, or genre defying locks. It's not polish, its
personality being slightly wrong as chic. So if you put

(14:05):
together an outfit that feels like it makes a lot
of sense that men wearing black sanders, black dress hair
rap and some silver jewels. What I might want to
do is chuck on a sailor's cap. You know what
I might want to.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Do is a large.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Man's working jacket or something that just feels slightly off,
unexpected jewelry, weird shoes that don't match the vibe. I
could be wearing this dress and I can put on
a gym trainer as an eddy esso.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
And I saw someone the other day wearing unmatching shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's different shoes. Yeah, what I know. I know the
ViBe's so so wrong. It's right, it wasn't so.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
If you had an outfit that feels like it's put together,
you've got to do something. They're calling it man repelling.
If you feel like this will repel a man, you're
on the right. You're on the money here, do you
know what I mean? Some kind of like god awful veast.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I think I'm like Hivers for hunting.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
You're actually so hot you couldn't repel a man even
with a like a weird jacket.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Thank you so much. I don't even know. It's crazy
in so many ways.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
For example, we talked about this like into the Bloody
Flip Flop revival. So you've got a nice put together outfit,
like a nice dress and a nice accessories jam some
just socks and jandles at the bottom of it, and people
like that's off and therefore it's chic. So do you
know who does this really well? We've talked about that before. Copenhagen,
like those kind of places. The example, it's Copenhagen. What

(15:36):
do you the citing Copenhagen, that's weird and they just
add something that's off.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
So here's an example.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
We've got a sequin skirt and a nice long jacket,
pointed boats, classy outfit. We've jammed a gray hoodie, a
cheap warehouse gray hoodie on top. So wrong, it's right,
you know what I mean? Here, it's like, oh, it's
so wrong, it's right. We've got sort of like a
a sort of maiden's head scarf and some odd sort
of puffer vest over a nice dress.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
So wrong, it's right.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
So I encourage today, if you're looking at your outfit
you think, oh that makes sense and that looks really.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Nice, try something so wrong that it's right, that it's right.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Does that end?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 6 (16:18):
From the unmoderated comments section, This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yo cook Unity is teaming up with Airbnb to deliver
sheaf lead Mill service take the hats of out of
cooking and stuff. Because Ice travelers saw this. I've been
poking a few things on Airbnb, although I feel like
they've got too expensive lately. I reading an article that
it's the loop back. Yeah, it's the loop back to
hotels again. Yep, everyone's looping back to hotels because I

(16:45):
just like I just check and make am easy. If
they make amuse, no, that's another fee as well.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
They are.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
They're trying to make the app so that when you
go to a city or a country, you're not You're
not just looking accommodation. You're booking everything. You're booking your tours,
You're booking like a shift to come into your heights.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
Even done that because it's quite normal there is Bali.
It was very normal in Bali because so cheap to
stay in an airbnb and then someone comes and cooks
your BRICKI or something like that.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, because it's literally the price of the airbnb.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
We didn't do it because we didn't want a stranger
hanging around.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I've had that before in Bali and you just hungover
as anything.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Eight as.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Ladies do you want to eggs? I'm like, I mean Susan,
I do, I couldn't, but I need to, like, I
don't think your name was Susan.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I remember, I.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Couldn't remember a traditional Balinese name off the top of Marday.
Today was ours marday. I do want an omelet, but
I just can you come back in an hour?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
But can make it? I don't know. Eleven the breakfast
hung over time.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah we were yesterday was three omelets, today it's five.
There's two extra people here. Done as I don't want
to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Mary.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Five With all of these services being added into Airbnb,
I've got the top six Airbnb services we actually need
to book through the air Yeah, nice number six. On
the least, someone to work out how this weird microwave.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Works thirty thirty thirty thirty, But.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Do you know some microwaves you've got to push something
first before you put the time in. Who was I
helping on the microwave the other day? And it was
the most non intuitive microwave. I don't know how much
around for forty bloody years. Surely it's just simple. Now
I don't know how my microwave with and your mum,
still tell you're steering into the microwave and looking straight

(18:31):
into your brain.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I the radio waves.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I already cooked my brain.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Number five on the list of the top six Airbnb services.
We actually need a book through the app. Are locks
enough to open that cupboard that's locked? Because the mistress
killing me?

Speaker 7 (18:44):
I know.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I hate when they've got a cupboard or a door
that's locked. You're like, well, I must know what's behind them,
especially if it's a big one and it's in the garage,
because you're just like, there's toys in there. There's all
sorts of there's toys, there's tennis, rackets and there I
went in. Yeah, I wonder I want to play with
their cricket set and I'll play their swing ball.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I want to take their boogie boards out to the
beach and lose them and they pretend I didn't have them.
Number four on the list of the top six Airbnb services.
You actually need a book through the app. Someone to
come and do your laundry. Best part about Southeast Asia,
Oh I am so sorry. I'm passing you a laundry
pulp literally the size of you, and I expect that washed. Yeah,
I tried for iron and folded for three dollars and

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I'm gonna be back in ten minutes and it just
fold your k neckers. Is the ties, the people of Thailand,
the tire laundry South America, it's the same. There was
the wayat and then change you year. It's two quis chips.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
We will come from a cooler location. That stuff is soiled.
You know, we've been sweating in that all day. Fish
through there.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
You're doing it by weight. You want to ring that
out before you're taking the number three on the list
of the top six Airbnb services. We actually need a
book through the app is someone to find the TV
remote that you've lost gone. My friend and I had
an airbnb at Christmas time and we were pitching everywhere
for the TV and the air con because it was
like thirty something degrees. Had to message the people and

(20:06):
they had a secret book on the coffee table, and
inside the book was for remotes.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Oh, I kind of like it, like it was a box. Yeah,
incredible that I know style. I know, that's so lovely.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I've watched my kids turn a TIV on the remote
and literally throw the remote over their shoulder and then
be like, where's the remote? Hi, you need to start
hiding them again. They're throwing it off to the couch
and it just goes down and they're just like, I've
lost the remote. Hiding for the Friday. We would have
got a hiding in the eighties and ninetiesing a remote.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
It's a hoff hoft after hoft it hoft it.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Number two on the list of the top six Airbnb services.
We actually need to be able to book through the app.
Someone to be the referee when you have an argument
when you're playing the board games that were in the
TV cabinle.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah, can hire an external moderator.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, love that. Genius arrives on a little scooter. Again,
I'm assuming we're in ballet at away. They arrive on
a little scooter and they're coming and they're like, that's
actually not a word in the scrabbled dictionary.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
You actually can't put a pick up two on a
pick up two. So those are the rules.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You can't reverse on a reverse and a reverse and
a skip into it.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
It doesn't work like that.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
It doesn't work like that. Back to your game and
number one in the lists of the top six airbnber services.
We actually need a book through the app. Someone to
do one final sweep of the place to make sure
you've left nothing behind, even though you've done it five
times and you can see nothing. Haley's charges. How many
charges did you lose last year alone?

Speaker 3 (21:22):
All of them?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
All of them, all of them. That is today's up
sex playse that ends Hale not.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Official, just gossip.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Okay, hand on heart because I know that Kim Kardashian
listens to the podcast, and I don't want to coming
from me for slander or.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Anything like that.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh but she's a big listener.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh my god, the amount of times she's messaging and
be like love the big bit of pod today.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, well, she will sometimes stream the show on the
iHeart app. Thank you. That was a seamless thing from.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
La from wherever she is, the Bahamas, ever in the world,
wherever she is in.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
The world, whenever, wherever.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
And you too can be like Kim Kardashian and listen
to us on the iHeart app at work, take us
with you go. Kim Kardashian does not actually listen, We're not.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Sure, but I don't because what you're talking before diary.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yet and we were dying. So Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Everyones always fascinated about who she's dating the last season.
I kept I watched the Kardashians recently, and there was nothing.
She was single the whole time. Was quite honest about
the Carne separation whatnot.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I thought you'd given up on the Kardashians.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
I had and I have again. Okay, that's okay, I
respect them greatly. You'll be back, I think there.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
You'll be back in the new season. You will be back.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
You'll be back, You'll say, Sir Lewis Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's the late Okay.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
So they actually met each other back in twenty fourteen.
They were, you know, similar things late December. Back in
twenty twenty five New Year's Eve, they were to the
same party at Kate Hudson's New Year's Eve party. They
were seen leaving together. People said they were like, oh,
reconnecting there, John, you were each twenty SAX private weekend
getaways have been spotted as a Stelle manor in England.

(23:05):
Oh okay, she's been popping over to England hang out
with Sir Lewis.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah. If you don't know, see Lewis Hamilton is a
Formula One driver.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Maybe the most famous Formula one driver currently.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I think everyone knows, right.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I was just making sure.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Early February they were spotted together in Paris. So this
was yesterday or the day before? Okay, private dinner, seen
leaving hand in hand.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
So okay, so that sounds like they're dating.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
It does sound like they're dating.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Now, I'm not one to speculate seeing two platonic friends
hanging out together that they must be dating.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Do you think it's said?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Do you think she's like, God, it's so nice to
finally have a rich boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
It was pretty Oh yeah, that's right. Pete Davidson definitely
had some money. Yeah, not Chris Humphreys had a couple
of buck on them.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah. I mean that she's cerdainly dated no one less
than a millionaire.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yeah, well, apparently this is very very fresh. Keep your
eyes peeled for confirmation.

Speaker 5 (23:58):
Needwork plays. It ends flesh one and Hailey fin Haley.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Silly little pole.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
It is so silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
That sile pole selling plepole. It's all a little pole. I
would you rather have one more finger or one less finger,
six fingers or four fingers per hand? When we did it,
when we did it on the video that we posted yesterday,

(24:30):
and we kind of put an extra finger in there.
It did kind of look cool. You'd about a grip more.
If I was to choose, it would definitely be would
have the dexterie of the thumb and I'd have it
on the other side, I have a finger, I'd have
a finger between my thumb and my set. You'd go extra. Okaya,
definitely go extra.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Imagine the scales is a pianist. You have to relearn
all your fingering, but it would be incredible.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I was just thinking about tough to open jars. I
reckon you'd be extra Yeah, extra bitter grip would rule well.
Fifty five percent of people opted for one more finger
and forty five percent of people opted for one less finger.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Fifty five percent said yes, I'll have another finger, and
forty five Ye're pretty close.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Pretty close.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, either way, Mac Packing Catman doing going to make
extra winter gloves for us with either one less finger
or one more I just get.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
But also you could partner up with someone that chose
the one less finger and get their finger off their glove,
stitch it onto your glove.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
They could sew up the whole. It could work and
next says, I say the functionality of the extra finger,
but one less finger would look way less creepy. Yeah,
like AI or cartoons or something. Yeah, or AI always
adds one and always look on the fingers. Yeah, B said,
I would take another finger to support the other fingers.

(25:48):
When I try to take all the shopping bags from
the car to the kitchen of one go Max, and
all the fingers are just doing their own thing. Do
you guys do that thing where you're like, I don't
need a basket today the supermarket and then you're just like,
you've got jars, You've got bottles, packets, likes.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of bread on tail.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Both options. Is Michael remove being able to flip somebody off, No,
they don't. You could lose your little finger, you can
still flip somebody off. And if you had an extra finger,
you can still flip somebody off.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
It's always gonna be. It's always gonna be.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
He just saying, it'll be out of water, there'll be.
It won't be the middle finger. It might look about
the middle finger doing that to you.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that still feels offensive.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
No, it doesn't, though you're you're sick, he said, But
having one extra finger does mean more admin for clipping nails,
cracking knuckles and ADHD table taps.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
All the nail technicians like so fake. They have to
know they have to work their prices. Yeah, it's two
extra fingers.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
What I'm saying, they're gonna love it. Oh yeah, totally
more money per customer. Take my right hand off my
right finger any day. He's just giving up that finger.
By the way, Becky said, I don't want an extra one,
you'd need to buy custom gloves and stuff. Yeah. My
mum literally has one less finger due to a disease
in her hand. Had to be amputated. See that's not
what I'm talking about, though, I'm just talking about you
never had it. But anyway, let's let's see what she says.

(27:07):
And the doctors do such a good job. People never
even notice it until she goes for a manicure and
they get a fright if you don't warn them. How
would Sophie deal with that Sophia that loves the phone
and so my mine?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Now, Gal, Sophie, he loves the profession.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
What do you think that she would share professional for
a discount. She knows she doesn't work a professional. She
sounds a professional, but she is a professionail tech.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah yeah, it's her mum's pinky finger on her left
hand was the one amputator and just round it off.
She moved the engagement and wedding in one finger into
the middle finger. Oh yeah, so it's less obvious because
you see the rings. Yeah, lovely. Having an extra finger
and being from m the cargo would make jokes relentless.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
So I have to for one less finger right there.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Than one more finger. So for today's a little pole,
we said, would you rather have one more finger or
one less finger? And only just people would rather have
one more finger?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Podcast network, Well, he's got millions and millions of views
and likes on TikTok and Instagram. He's got a podcast.
He's coming to New Zealand for a live show. Welcome
to the show, Max Belliage. Am I saying that right?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Bellyache?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
No, no, no, no, listen listen to this Max. This
is Ai Max belly d with the TikToker pronounces his
name as Max Belliche. It breaks it down as in
bad or cat and the edge sound like IgE rhymes
with hedge.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I think you might be wrong, that's crazy?

Speaker 8 (28:32):
Yeah, yeah, do you know what if a I said it,
it must be true.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, I completely agree. Must to be confronting to know
that you've been saying your name wrong all this time.
My grandmother reapplied for her passport in her eighties and
realized she'd been spelling her name wrong the entire her
entire life. So it's possible.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
It's possible.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
That is possible. My dad did the exact same thing.
He's called Glenn and his entire life. He spelt it
with one and checked his birth He said he felt
about two years ago, two n two inns.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Why do that?

Speaker 8 (29:00):
That's called fraud?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, why did Glenn's at an extra Inny? Sometimes? Who
is the best Glenn?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
One in is not enough Glenn. One inn is a Glenn,
like a clearing in a forest, little bunnies and such
a toadstool belongs in a Glenn.

Speaker 7 (29:15):
Glen.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
You say that I have I have a tattoo on
my lower back that says one and is not enough Glen.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Oh wow, that's.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
You got that razy interview.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Now, before we get into the fact Max that you're
coming to see us in New Zealand very soon, let's
talk about TikTok, because you've got like nearly five hundred
million likes, millions and millions of followers, all from your
fantastic interviews with celebs.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Where did this start for you?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
How did you go from I'm going to start a
TikTok to hundreds of millions of likes?

Speaker 6 (29:49):
During the pandemic, I was a tragic student that I
had no idea what I wanted to do with my life,
and now I'm just a tragic adult that has no
idea to be honest with your book, namely.

Speaker 8 (29:59):
It was it was.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
It was literally just posting out of complete boredom, having
a laugh, having a joke around with my friends. And
then as soon as COVID ended, I remember I got
recognized in the street and I'd hit a million followers,
and I was like, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 8 (30:15):
Like this is weird?

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Why on earth did he want to speak to me?
And then I started to get opportunities off the back
of it. Radio one over here in the UK asked
me to do a red carpet and I was like,
I am highly unqualified. I don't know why this is happening,
but it went really well and it just kept evolving
and evolving. I've been doing it for five years now

(30:39):
now it's my full time job, and it's just mental.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
So there there's a thing about a rid carpet. Flitch
and I did a rig carpet recently and everybody's really
professional and we've been going over like twenty years and
we were just like we might as well bitter non
day one. I don't think you ever get used to
the pressure of a rid carpet.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, it's such a high sticks environment.
I remember my first ever one. This this singer was
really mean to me and it was my first ever interview.
I don't even know if I don't even know if
she's that popular in the UK.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
She's no.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Now I'm sweating. Ah, she's she's a she's a dance like.
She has a lot of dance vocal songs.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
It's really mean.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
People will probably work it out big big UK singer
Wonner brit Award Dance Vocalist Very Yeah, she was.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
She was.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
She was so rude to me that people actually.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's not the it's not the two lady.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
She doesn't lots of I wish you wish that lady
was made to.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
Yeah, and then I was like, Wow, is that is
this what all interviews are like? And then I've learned
actually that the most famous people are usually the nicest,
and I've just found so much comfort in finding relatable
moments with these people that have incredibly unrelatable lives. And
that's what I love about red carpets and interviewing and
everything like that.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Who's been your favorite salib to interview? Then, over the
course of the last five years?

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Oh god, I'd say the most crazy one was I
did a sit down thirty minute interview with the cast
of June two. So it was me, Zendaya, Timothy Shallamyne,
Florence Pugh, and Austin Butler for thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh god, that I was literally.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Oh my gosh, Like I mean, you guys will know
imagine how many people were in that room.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
They could not have been more lovely.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
And I'd say my favorite interview that I've ever done
was with Millie Bobby Brown.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah, so svery year ago.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
Oh my gosh, like she that was.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
That was a big one for me because it's turned
into a big partnership that I now have with Netflix
and I do a lot of their red carpets and everything,
and I've got to interview in multiple times. Like we
actually bumped into each other at Soho House the last
time I was in LA and she came over to
me and she's like, oh.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
I remember you. That interview was amazing, how how are you?
But I was like, Jesus Christ, this is mental. So
that's been my favorite.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Okay, so you come in to New Zealand. Is this
Will this be your first time in New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
Yeah, i'mbelievably excited.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
My sister in law is a key wee. She has
hyped up this country to me since the day I met.
I also got to do I did I'm a celebtra
to get me out of here in Australia. And I
was with Harrison who's from New Zealand. He is one
of the Bondai beach guys. Oh yeah, and oh my god.
I would literally sit with him for hours a day
and he'd just be talking to me about how much

(33:33):
he loves New Zealand, how beautiful it is, how amazing
Auckland is.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
So I just cannot wait.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Of course, your sister in law's a kay. We we
love mirroring Palms. We always will go and we'll find
one of yours. So this is for your The Useless
Hotline podcast tours at SkyCity Theater Tuesday, April seventh.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
What can we expect from the live show?

Speaker 6 (33:53):
So my podcast, I do it with my bestie George Clark,
who is very well known on Internet and all sorts
as well. I'm the fit one, so that's a big
burden to carry because I so much more attractive than
he is.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
We feel it, We feel it.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So you can expect expect a
lot of banter kind of like that. We just really
go through like the essence of our podcast, which is
it's called the use of Hotline because people send in
dilemmas and we give them terrible advice and we pretty
much do that live whilst talking about ourselves, poking fun
at each other, talking about the city that we're in,
and we make it into a big production. It's it's

(34:32):
a lot of fun. And we've still got tickets left
for our Auckland shelves. So please go to our Instagram,
go to our bayo and get some darling.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Oh look, you did your own plug appreciation, absolute professional.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
And Field, you know, feel free to change your name
I think beligious, lovely.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
I think that's the conclusion we've come to.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
We're all lean with with two inns.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Yeah, so much for chating to us. We can't wait
to have you in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Play it in splitch one and Haley's now a man
has lost his patience. He has They've been sitting on
a tarmac for a long time. Didn't that happen to you?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Recently, multiple times. Recently you were on a tarmac for hours. Eh.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Yeah, oh, I think it was like ninety minutes. But
they were also with ear Connor as well. And I
don't like being warm. I don't like being warm.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
It's not a it's not a pleasant thing on a
plane off to be So he opens the emergency exit,
climbs out onto the wing. Now that's the sort of
thing that's going to get your band from the line.
He climbed onto the roof of the plane. Yeah, he
climbed out, and then I'm under the roof. I just
opened the story. I was like, I want to see
a man on a wing because do you see some
people post and it's always flight attendants or pilots. They

(35:52):
get in the engine and they stand there. Who does
they always post photos. There's always photos on line of
like people standing or sitting on the engine. I've never seen. Yeah,
they do. I'm not friends with this guy. It is
like on the what did he get there? So he's
in socks. I'd imagine those would be slippery, slippery to
get on top of it. Been to jump recently and

(36:13):
he's got those socks. There was giving you a trampoline
part with a lovely little grip on the bottom, like
the equivalent of you know the JITs at jit Star
and in New Zealand, fly around New Zealand and a
three thirty.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
He's just on.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
He just had enough, open the window and got it.
That's insane. He's lost his mind. Yeah, and he's lost
his ability to fly internationally.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Really.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Oh wait here he is in his undies because oh
he's really. I would not rule out this happening to
me if I was on the tarmac for two hours
just absolutely losing my mind.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Be if you could.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
About pull side with a cocktail and that's where you
were hitting, Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Would get down to your unders screaming track of screaming
baby and the Max surrecan Fleet should be out on
that on in about forty five minutes. Yeah, or I
just opened the front door and go down the slide.
Just take the fine in the arrest, you know, like
at least I'm out. You travel now will be primarily
cruise based and on inter City's.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Twenty four, he's really lost her.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
You don't have a good time of it, having a
good day. I want to know. I don't expect anybody's
popped up in the door and climbed on the roof
of an A three thirty, but I want to know
when your patients expired, and maybe you act a little irrationally,
and looking back now you can be like, yes, it
was irrational. Do you know? A lot of it I
think would come down to either like being locked in
a hot plane, or hunger or minstrel Yes, hunger though

(37:34):
for sure, hunger heat. What's the worst, what's the worst
way you've lost your patience? What have you done?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
I'm happy to say I've never been like rude, rude
to something, and I've never lost it at a server
or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Um, the most frustrated I get is worth myself. If
I can't do something or like a tool, Yeah, thing
that's not working. I punched something once and just hurt myself, mild.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
I ripped my shirt open, my button shirt open like
an animal once and I was so gutted because all
the button not only did all the buttons fly off
so I couldn't even sew them back on, but all
the holes ripped with the buttons were toy.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, so you'd have to find sort of a set
of bigger buttons.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah. And it was like the perfect shade of pink.
It was just yeah, anyway, that shit was ruined.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Well, this is what we want to know this morning,
oh eight hundred domes at m text us nine six
nine Sex.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
When did you lose your patients and maybe react a.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Little irrationally like a guy opened the door of a plane,
got out onto the wind, climbed onto the roof of
the plane because they were delayed two hours on the ground.
Had enough, had enough? May have been a bit.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Snapped, may had a couple of whiskey.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
There's some good there's some good messages in on this.
I love this when perhaps the irrational act didn't quite
measure Yeah, yeah, yeah, loads you cool flip out, Brittany,
what happened?

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Hi? I'm so my husband absolutely loses his mind.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
Every time he tries to put the douvet cover on
the douvet.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
What what are those things we got the he needs?
Do they don't they domes Brittany, Yeah, I think.

Speaker 10 (39:12):
We need to because he literally.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
We did it in the weekend and he had to
step away.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
He's like so flustered.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I mean, I'm gonna give my technique. But you know,
when people are frustrated at something, can you tell them
how to do it? It's only more frustrating. But you
turn the douvet inside out and pull it down, yes, exactly,
shake it out. Yeah, right, So he just loses his
call and storms off.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
Then yeah, he just can't can't do it, and he's
like I paid enough, and I'm like, okay.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I'll Brittany.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Does he come back afterwards and say I realized maybe
I shouldn't have stormed off and that it wasn't like
a deal or do we just not mention it again?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
No, it's just not mentioned.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It wins his birth or you know, to wash it
he's doing to take it off to wash the easy
and it'll be easy for him to clip it in
because he's obviously having an issue with getting the duvet
in and staying.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
I just wonder if this is just Brittany, a task
that you absorb and he can absorb another one, and we.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Just don't do a pink job.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
It feels like a pink job.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I love that, Brittany. Thank you, Debrah. When did you
lose your call?

Speaker 11 (40:20):
Hey guys?

Speaker 10 (40:21):
Last night?

Speaker 11 (40:22):
Actually I came home after a very long day. Mum
kindly made a tigreen curry, which I asked her to do,
which was awesome, And then I got home and I
was so hungry. I just lost it because she hadn't
put the broccoli and green beans in.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Can't you put that in yourself?

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I know.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
Well then my partner piped up and was like, look,
I'll just seen from broccoli. It's not a problem.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
No, I get it though. When you're hungry, Ah, it's
just just everything.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
Absolutely, you know when you're like, great, I want to
get home and it's going to be ready, yes, and
then with a green yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
I love to come home to a green curry though,
any kind of curry delicious, Deborah.

Speaker 11 (41:13):
No, we don't do the narm Thai curry.

Speaker 10 (41:18):
Roger for the Indian curry.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, okay, Yep, I'm old old cross non cross curries.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
It is not your costume.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Put a nice whole grain toast in there, bit of ogels.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, Debra, thank you can't Thanks for the people messaging
in that the inside out dobate tricks the way to
go on putting a dot, it's not it's it's so
complicated that you're just not having a corner. It's not
going to work.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
You still corner corner, shovel in the corner, Carter joins us.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Carter, Wait, what's your favorite way to put the douve
into the douve cover? First?

Speaker 7 (41:58):
To be honest, I.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Don't have this stuff.

Speaker 12 (42:00):
Favorite way to do that. I don't think of anyone.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Do you do it? Is this not something you do?

Speaker 7 (42:04):
It?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Was this a pink job nink I would have?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Would you are you going to be building some boxes
or something?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Carter?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Because we didn't have dou vets, we just said one
of those things welts just to cover you cover it yet? Card,
When did you lose your patience and you lose a cool? Well?

Speaker 12 (42:26):
It was the day before years and I was working
the dreve drive through at McDonald's and some lady at
about four o'clock, was getting angry her ice cream wasn't
being made.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
The machine was down to the last day of the year.
All I wanted an ice cream.

Speaker 12 (42:41):
Well, she got a little bit too heated in the
arg and I'll try to explain to her that, you know,
when we clean it. And she was just throwing some
really brude words out there. And she happened to get
a frozen coke as well. So as she was driving off,
the window was down and I just kind of threw
it in there.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Shut, No you didn't.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
She stop the car back and up and said, I
am not a lot of that.

Speaker 12 (43:04):
Well, she she didn't actually turn like I thought she would,
like kind of come and slamming on the doors and everything.
But she drove off, and I think just sadness, I think,
yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Of course, she's wild. Wow that the ice cream machine
wasn't working, the frozen code machine was Yeah, that's wild. Wait,
so she didn't even complain, Carter, No, she did not complain.

Speaker 12 (43:26):
To be fair, she was paying some pretty terrible things.
But yeah, she didn't even turn around or come slamming
at the doors before end.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
She just drove off and never saw it again.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
That is.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I don't know what she was, Carter, and we'll just
we'll hear some of the I could just I could
just put them on queue and we'll just make the
listeners way. Let's you guys will be right back.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Card.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
We're back on it. We're back on the carda So
please run where's my where's my stand broadcasting standards or
throw that words up there? That way? That words up there.
I think it's the third most just for listeners. And
if McDonald's is listening, this woman deserved it. Yeah, yeah,
that's incredible.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Oh my god, I just got a loud environment warning
on my watch. That's how disgusting that word was.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Wow, Carter, thank do you wait? There some messages and
when did you absolutely lose your call? Premium and pause
are one of my teenage kids? Pissed me off? So
I threw the Christmas tree. I can't even remember what
it was about. I lost the Christmas tree. I lost
the game of FIFA on the PlayStation when I was thirteen.

(44:51):
I punched a hole in the wall and I was like,
oh man, so much trouble, Yeah, so much trouble. Inside
out tricks the way to go. Thank you very much.
You know what you're talking about. To do the slow
way and sot out for the wind, yeap the trigger
suite comforter. That's where I grew up with I've Got
a Summer Comfort qult. I think if you were the

(45:13):
kind of person that has to inside out the douve
or a.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Book, it's just like, why are you making it? Why
you have to go and make things so complicated? Yeah,
I've just come up with that. Why you have to
go make things so complicate?

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I've got a song. I've got a song coming out.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
That'll be a hit.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I made a curry for my partner who is both
keito and angry. Now I feel if you're keto, your
hangaryness is on your on yourself because you made your
diet very difficult to made the mistake of putting a
teaspoon of brown sugar in the curage. She lost her
ship basically table Sorry, but you know I don't like
adding sugar to things, but you have to add a
sugar for the balance, balance and the deliciousness. Yeah. Yeah,

(45:57):
my partner will stand in our small, definitely not room
for two people kitchen while I'm cooking. It gets human
and hot and disgusting in there, and you'll get in
my way. I've screamed them on many an occasion, just
lost yours. I was arguing with my fifteen year old
son this week. Got so angry because there was no
reasoning with the fifteen year old and he was following
me down the hall. I slammed the door in his
face behind me. Somebody else said I lost it at

(46:22):
my three year old this morning, wouldn't eat the breakfast,
and did. I went old school parenting, opened the mouth,
shoved it in, shut the mouth, pulled the spoon out, and.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Like a cat if I could swallow the pearl Old.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
School in podcast needwork play that in splesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Now.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
I know that fashion is sickler call because I remember
when I started wearing things and my Mum would be.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Like, gosh, oh I used to wear in the seventies.
Oh God, I should have kept this.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
And sometimes I understand why the classics skinny jeans they
kind of come around and whatnot, or you know, your
big skirts, whatnot?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
This one we can't, we can't.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
I wore these in I Reckon two thousand and two,
two thousand and three. Oh they're calling it the two
thousands Angel Look. It is a stretchy band of lace
that we used to pull down and wrap around the
top of our jeans which were flaars, and it was

(47:22):
like a faux kind of belt thing. And you would
wearing co look like you had a lace coming out
the bottom of your top.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Don't wear it under the T shirt you were.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
You flip the top over the top of it was
part of the shirt. Non.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I always thought they were in I thought they were
always sewing into the bottom of the shirt.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
With their own things. So you used to have to
buy these from the HBK. Glassons Farmers.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
It's very every Levene, very ever all Levan. She had
that song complicated, why do you go make things?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
So I just came up with that song just before
because no one was saying he folds his douvet inside
out to get the douvet into and I'm saying, why
do you have to go make things so complicated that
I thought, sorry, he's a song.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
And then I'm sorry to break that to you, but
it's been done way.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
It's writing itself. I'm not sure. I cannot believe.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
So some companies are like remaking these and the I'd
say we're almost moving into alpha z cusps yep are
wearing them.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh dear, no, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
No, that's not a convincing no. No, that's a no.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
We can't, we can't win these. This is so triggering.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
They've got these little like long sleeve tops with a
V neck T shirt on top in this lace bout
pulled down over low rise jeans.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Is this?

Speaker 7 (48:48):
What it is?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Is this what aging is?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I mean, I'm just shook as a millennial male that
experienced these that they weren't part of the single.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Life.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I'm questioning. Also obviously just shows that you weren't lifting.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Up me and I wasn't taking them off plays.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
It ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Stated at a boy's house last night.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah, semi, you don't hear about the cooties. There's the
courties outbreak because everyone stop getting their courties vaccine because
they were going online and doing their own research. It's
like one of those old historic diseases we thought it eradicated,
curties and curties is coming back. Yeah, and boys have them,
but yeah, that wasn't nice. Sophomore girls have them.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I boys were all girls droll No no, no, no,
I mean girls were ald boys drawl.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
No no, it's everybody's got cool. We've all got courties, right,
my boy curties a boy's cooties. Right, buttes the cooties
aren't back, so they create a super coode. Well, you've
stayed the night. You've got courties.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I done more than courties of man, don't worry about.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Come there and me with you curties. You're gonna have
to shave your hair off and get a cooties. Get
I'm far out.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Okay, Well, stay tuned next week for my board launch. Anyway,
state at a boy's house last night. But I was
quite tired yesterday. About seven third, I just ran out
of stamen, like powered down.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Finally you're going to bed at a sensible time, I.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Know, right, showered, sordied, like everything's right. Eight o'clock.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
I was like, well, hop into bed, maybe put on
a movie, all drift off. Don't expect this stranger to
stranger to me to go to sleep at this hour,
but I need to.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
That's get none of that, none of I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Sleep right, get into bed, perfect eight o'clock. I'll be
asleep by eight thirty. That's an eight hour sleep normal person.
Then I hear this, you did tell me to dongle.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I opened my payway she put her Apple wallet. Oh yeah, okay,
it's cricket seasons crickets say it's croockets. I thought that's
a cicada.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Your ear full of cooties cicadas.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I thought that's a cricket. That's those little black, little
black one hoppy crickets. No, they don't make that noise.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
The noise place I'm putting your dole cicadae flitch. There
as a cricket.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
That is a blackfield cricket, and they love when it
gets dry. They love cracks in the ground and they
live in there. Okay, that's okay, that would drive me crazy.
Cicado sound the sound of the New Zealand. So here's
a cicada. Wait, is this thanks to these This is
thanks to the Christians and family because I'm on the
YouTube family playing many outset through a wick sad Right,

(51:46):
I don't know where this is going to start, by
the way, that's okay, So they're more of a.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
That's more of a right.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Okay. That's easy to sleep too, because it's kind of a.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
A blak noise. That's white noise.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, ye okay, that's horrible high perch. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Now this gentleman, bid fellow, my bed fellow, suffers from
what is it that eighteen hundreds?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I have a bad fellow.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
This bad fellow of mine suffers from tenatus.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
So he has a general rusty.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
That's when you stand on a rest.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Now, no, that's titanus.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Tenatus is the constant a ringing of the ears. Right,
so I see it, and I've got sensitive ears, you know, man,
not yet damage from years of radio.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I was like, can you hear that? Can you hear that?

Speaker 9 (52:39):
No?

Speaker 7 (52:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
And I said, shut up, wait, how did he not
hear that?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Yeh?

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Because he played too much tennis and he got tenatus
and he got tenatus. No, that's tennis elbow? Is that
tennis elbow? Tenitus or tinatus is a ringing of the ears.
I couldn't hear it, so I was like silence everywhere,
and then we discovered it. Right, So then I'm like,
we've got double glazing on this ranch slider, but with
lowc it's somewhere near the ranch slider.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Out we go, it gets quieter weird.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
She says, we've got double glazing, like it's your house
launching a.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
Launching.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
No it's not. No, it sounded like a joint. We
don't join if you've got a page open looking at puppies,
getting a dog, a dog to dog, right, we're not
going to get a dog or sharing insurance. What do
you want? Elevas fertile baby?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
What's the what's the what's it?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Elev l h your something thing is anyway anyway, his
ranch slider, and what we discover is it's not inside,
it's not outside. It's somewhere in the ranch slider mechanism.
He's in a hole. He's in a tight hole. Right,
So this is just going.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I had them hard.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I go to the garage, I receive I retrieved black flag.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
I spray the entire window, I spray every hole and
little slider.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Nothing. This is all night, all night, all morning, two am.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Three flood the ranch slid, flood the ranch slide.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
It said it was in the inside bit, not the outside.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Flood it because I've got those draining holes when condensation
comes in in a case to go out somewhere.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
This was my whole evening.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I hate it so how much sleep did you get?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
I think like three collectively broken into three minute segments.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
I went to bed late, and then at two am,
the troubles of the world awoke me.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
We should have the troubles of the word popped around
for a cricket, popped around for a little cricket because
I couldn't think of anything else other than a cricket.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh, I'm the same ones I focus
on a noise it.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Do you know I hate though about my sensitive hearing
and my bedfellows not sensitive hearing. The audaty to get
a message this morning? How'd you sleep? He's using them
through the farm.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Because he's used to sleeping in a tent so much.
You got ten Titus.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
You know it's ten us, but you're so I've never
heard of it so close.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Weird because I thought you were a doctor. I am
not an ear nose and throat.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Needwork held a good morning? How are you, Brinnon?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Thank you? Yeah, not too bad getting ready for you
were away?

Speaker 9 (55:26):
I was Yeah, I may have partied too hard. Oh
I lost my voice because I had a cold.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I had a very I've heard the rumors and hard
head cold yeah, and then I thought maybe you also
caught that caught that. No, No, I was just irresponsible.
It's very big of you to admit that. Yeah, probably
not no. Yeah, okay, Well, if you haven't heard the
segment before, this is not enough for the news news Hailey,

(56:00):
as we've compile compiled a whole bunch of stories from
the news. Well that weren't enough for Britain's main news
bulletins at you know, six seven, eight, the boring ones,
the boring, the boring news Bulletin's no offense, all the sad.
So we compiled the news bulletin and the first time
that Brenn reads these stories is the first time he's

(56:22):
reading them, and.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
It's the first time he's read them. It's actually the
first time as well. I mean, we're always here to
make the company money. Yeah, we've got four sponsors. Wow wow,
you know the pressure.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Your skills for money, bren But we're all here to
make the company money.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Does this feature a journalistic contegrity? Bren obviously left the
sponsors you've got absolutely not. I'm here for the money.
Good deed actually made any money though, have we have?
We not?

Speaker 4 (56:53):
So I was in charge of the sponsorships for this
new segma. But I didn't realize that's how you did it.
I thought they just gave us the line and we
said it money. You know, we've got to ask the
company for money next time.

Speaker 9 (57:03):
We don't.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I you and I you will be IO you sponsorships freebie.
I don't know if they want to be associated with
these news stories. Warned, Well, okay, Brent, are we ready
absolutely get the jingle going. We haven't actually, we haven't
made we haven't gotten the booth to make on your

(57:25):
back in both this stage. It's just.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
This is not enough for the news news LD.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Good morning.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
I'm Bran Rudkin, and this news bulletin of rags to riches,
but to courts, planes to nowhere and a reminder that
history is not a toy. Our top story brought to
you by Smith and Fletcher Investments. And that sounds made up.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Why would that Smith and Fletcher Investments?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Anyway, back to our top story.

Speaker 9 (57:56):
Authorities in India, attempting to make a city big, big free,
have accidentally uncovered a seemingly homeless man who was in
fact abundant in homes. A street begger was found to
own three houses, multiple vehicles, and income generating businesses, admitting
that begging wasn't for survival, it was for cash flow.

(58:18):
The local tax department is now ensuring he's not claimed
home office expenses for thirty percent of his sleeping bag.
An education brought to you by NCA. Oh my god,
d it's a big one.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
I didn't get anybody. Yeah, but we're happy. NCO happy
to have you.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
On board, very happy. What's the tagline for NCCA?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Nothing cares everyone.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Always thank you.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
A Mississippi court has ruled that reading the children's book
I Need a New Butt is not a seckable offense.
Judges found no evidence of lasting harmicide from one child
saying the word butt, which experts confirm was already very
much in circulation. The court's decision has now put the
issue to bed, bringing closure to a case that was
briefly a pain in the backside.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
John lost his job. My kids said that book. It's
a great vote.

Speaker 9 (59:14):
To Aviation news brought to you by Jetstar, Fly Jetstar.
If you're a star on a jet Wow.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I don't think they want to be associated with.

Speaker 9 (59:25):
A California man has been arrested after stealing two airplanes,
flying one across multiple states without a license while high
on methan fetamine. Yeah, I don't know about Jetstar wanting
to know you should have made.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
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Speaker 3 (59:44):
Air fly time, air fly time, always flying in the air, on.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Time, all the time, all the time.

Speaker 9 (59:51):
The FBI initially suspected terrorism before realizing it was simply
audacity authority say it wasn't terrorism, just a high a
very high bar full concern, even higher.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Higher on meth.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
And our final story brought to you by Ky Get
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Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Again, I don't know if they want to be associated
with these stories they leave.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Well, they've emailed me, so this is the one that
they wanted to be associated with. Okay, so if you
just say the tagging, just.

Speaker 9 (01:00:23):
Get us Sorry, Ky, get a slippery start to your
morning with Ky Jelly Beautiful. A French hospital was evacuated
after doctors discovered an unexploded World War One artillery shell
lodged inside a patient's rectum.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Wow, hmmm, it happens. Bomb squads were called.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Sorry, pause you there, It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Happen, does it, Floral, Well, yeah, it could happen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
I suppose this is the news.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
The news. It's in the news, it's happened.

Speaker 9 (01:00:54):
The bomb squads were called, wards were cleared. Experts say
the shell was harmless once it's stopped blocking traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
That's the news. Wow, Wow, Selection, Maybe you've got to
work on these sponsorships next week. Hayley, Yes, that's that's
on me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I think the news read was perfect, how the stories
were great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
How old do you think the guy wasn't headed up
as by I just googled, Well, if it was a
World War one one artillery, I don't think it'd be
War one. I automatically thought twenty four. I've used an
artillery that you know you don't even fight in the war.
That's stolen value. That's stolen ballot, stolen ballad. To use
artillery as a sex toy when you did even fight
in the war. Yeah, amazing, Britain. Rud can thank you

(01:01:37):
so much. God. The world's a weird place.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
It is a weird place.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Plays it ends fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Fact of the Day, Day, day, day, day, Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
It's the world's smallest is the theme for Fact of
the Day this weekend. Today, I want to tell you
about the world's smallest hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
Japan.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Nope, oh where a famous team up with Japan? Japan
had a famous Pokemon team up with Japan team up?
Who teamed up with Japan?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
I dare not say.

Speaker 13 (01:02:26):
Historically, I do not know who teed up with Japan.
Germany German student Japanese. Now I condors this accent because
I have German or you have to be careful of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Yeah, it's it's in Germany. It's eight foot wide. It's
called Whoso and it is in the city of Amberg
in the Bavarian state.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
But they wouldn't be including those sleep pods.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Then this is just a be it's a hotel room
or a hostel room. This is a hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Oh, I think are part of the whole hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
It's eight foot wide, it's only one room, but it's
licensed as a hotel. Sorry, that's not a hotel. A
hotel has to have multiple role no, at least three.
It needs to be registered and licensed.

Speaker 9 (01:03:15):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah, it's inspected under hotel specific safety and hygien regulations.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
And it pays hotel accommodation taxes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
It does.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
It's not a BMB or an Airbnb, it's registered differently,
this is all inclusively a hotel. It sounds like someone
running that hotel is lazy, Like they want to run
a hotel, but they don't want all the work.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
They just want to do one run.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Yeah, like one person's checking in or maybe today it's
not even booked out, so they can just go home early.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Precisely.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Yeah, it sounds like the kind of hotel i'd run
is into the ground to the ground. This any tiny
little house exists because of a loophole, to a marriage loophole.
In seventeen twenty eight, in the city of Amberg, there
was a very strict rule of couples weren't allowed to
marry unless they owned property together. So they bought a
property together and then that was part of their marriage certificate. Right,

(01:04:03):
So a whole lot of these really tiny houses popped
up so they could say, oh, look, we own a house.
We can now get married. Because they don't want poor
people getting married, right, they didn't want to. They only
wanted the wealthy to breed. So there was a work
around there, but the smallest possible legal property couples would
buy it, albeit temporarily, get married, then sell it on
to the next couple. It was like sort of scamy

(01:04:26):
timeshare vibe. Yeah, but then it almost fell into disrepair,
and then it was registered as a hotel. A lot
of these burnt down, I mean over the course of
nearly three hundred years, and they made entirely of wood.
Things have a tendency to burn, especially when they were
rocking candles and gas lamps back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
So it is small. It's two and a half meters wide,
it's under six meters long. There's two and a half floors,
a ground and upper floor, and a loft like sleeping areas.
It's a tiny home. Yeah right, it's a German seventeen
hundreds tiny home. Does it have the breakfast buffe, No,
it doesn't, not.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Even cont not even content, not even cereals and cold cuts.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
There might be cereals and like stack on the but
I know that's giving moteil vibe. So I looked into water.
So a motel has to have direct vehicle access. To
a motel, you literally have to be able to like
park your car because it's a hotel. It's a is
it what motel stands for? Hotel means you can get

(01:05:27):
a home. You're allowed to have host You can'tels, No,
you can't. You gotta brings you to bring ut least
the hoes have a mo and then that's a loophole
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Go into motels, hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Hotels, but airbnb is anyone, everyone, everyone. You'll find that
cleaning fee. I recommend making a right old.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Till it sully it it all.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
So today's effect of the day and the world's smallest
is the world's smallest hotel is who's in Germany?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
Yeah do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Dude, dude dooz.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
N podcast network plays that MS flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Nine six nine sacks. What is the one item of
clothing you refuse to part with? And I tell you
what you should?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
You know you've got.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
It's worn through, it's got holes, it's got stains.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Maybe it's that favorite pair of trackies or sweater.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
It smell, you know it, It's got like an inherent
smell no matter how much you wash it. My mum
calls these my pleasure killers. You're what There are a
pair of shorts that are I'm like a size fourteen
and these are a size eighteen. I think they are
covered in paint from renovation. They are faded, the crusty,

(01:06:55):
they've lost the string, They've got like putty all over them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
And I wear them like it feels like you just
get a new pair of pants.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
No, but nothing will ever compare.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
And they're just so loose and stretching comfy that I
was like, I just find ways to wear them while
not doing any painting renovation.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Would you wear those to the supermarket if you need
to go get something?

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
I do wear them?

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
I wore them on my weekend away. They were the
only pair of shorts that I brought, and I went
with a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah, I would. You were trying to impress.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
I was trying to impress and that I would like
to find me attractive, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
And these, well that's why mom said you go in
in your pleasure killers. I said, yeah, I am.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
And then she because my mom lives with me now
and she does my washing sometimes, she said I was
about to throw those away, and I said, I'd throw
you away.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Oh wow, I just love them. I refuse to part
you are?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Are we only taking clothing because you can't refuse to
part with your little Koala bear Kale.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Did I tell you he went through the wash in machine?
Oh years a hand wash only he is hand was
shown lay I stripped the bed to put my sheets in,
stripped it out or put the sheets in the washing machine,
pulled them out, and I was like, what's this big ball?

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
It was Quali. He survived and honestly he smells amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
He survived, probably probably for the best. He had to wash.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Okay, what's this going to do?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Items of clothes, items of clothing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Items of cloth, because everyone's got that jacket and you're
just like no, no, no, no, And it's you know,
maybe your partner's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Constantly on you or trying to get rid of it
or hide it from you so you no longer wear them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, maybe you're holding onto those holy undies.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Oh my god. Someone just message and I actually saw
those shorts on your Instagram, Hailey. You have to part
with them.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
You can easily find another pair of comfortable like switch.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
It's the fact that they're four sizes too bag, but
just buy a low bloat. They're like stretchy, they're soft,
they're light, they're long enough, short enough purse.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
Buy some oversized shorts in some new ones.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
I have.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
These are perfect just to shop and get some someone
else has worn in some shorts for you. Perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
These were daked Juba outlet. You know they already outlet.
They're giving outlet okay and men and I painted them
and then.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
They fuck no, Okay, Well, I'll wait one hundred dollars
at M give us a call now, text us through
nine six nine sex. Hell.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Yeah, what is that one item of clothing you refuse
to part with?

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
We want to know the item of clothing that you
just refuse to throw away.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Yeah. I've got a pair of big old baggie shorts
my Muncles and the pleasure Killers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
I love them. I'm going to wear them as soon as.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
I get home today until the day they just start disintegrated.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
You literally do they melt off?

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Giannie, What is the item of clothing you can't refuse
to part with?

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Oh, morning, guys.

Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
I've got a long well it's a short jury that
I wear as a long top. I've had it for
probably seven.

Speaker 10 (01:09:44):
Or more years.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
It's in a really good condition though, and I just
I thrash it. I'm thinking I need to get some
more made because it will wear out eventually.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
Custom ber right a custom bill take it to a
tailor and say these I want exactly this. This is
why when you get a good T shirt or dress
or anything, you've got to go out and buy five peers.

Speaker 10 (01:10:04):
Yeah they only had one color.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Brought out another one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Oh yeah, right, I mean I sort of need to know.
I sort of need to know this thing.

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
It is homely the brand.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're nice.

Speaker 13 (01:10:17):
Nice nice.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
I think it's a great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
If you love it so much and it makes you
feel your beers, absolutely take it to the same stress.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
It's kind of like when people love their cattle the
dog so much they clone it. I'll be doing that year.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
So you just.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Johnny, thank you, Katie. What's the item of clothing that
you can't part with?

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
I have a T shirt from when I said I
got when I was thirteen and like ninety eight ninety
nine that has a picture of aries from zena Warrior
Princess with Kevin Smith on one side and Callisto on
the other.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
Yeah, I refuse to get rid of it. I still
wear it. It's starting to come apart and I just
sew it back together.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
That's kind of become very retro that T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Yeah, that like that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah, yeah, okay, but never But does anybody even say, oh,
it's a bit you know, it's a bit raggedy.

Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
No, anybody that loves me and cheers me would never say.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
Yeah, wow, okay, I'd never say you down for a fear.
Please with love, Katie, thank you. Some messages in God,
there's no shortage of people holding on to thing.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
My o G.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Barker's track is from ninety four to berg Elastics, Gone
holes everywhere, weird green stain on the crotch. Strangely, it
compliments because kid's no wide leg.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
They were the original wide leg and then we all
went skinny and Barker is held on right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Yeah, yeah, they've stayed solid. My daughter has a Disney
on Ice NIGHTI that she had from when she was three.
She's sixteen years old now and still wears it. It
still fits.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Wow, Oh my god, I love this. I have a
black fleece vest from the Werehouse. I'm currently on my
fifth zip just keeps replacing the zip.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Oh wow, love you. We love that you as I
was going to point you in the direction for your
pair of shorts, but I don't want everyone getting on
my stout she said, my sluty little shorts, haven't you
the summer I've been really the white ones.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
No no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
I wouldn't dere wear my sluttery little shorts to work.
I'll be okay, I dismissed. Almost Okay, yeah, it's inappropriate workplace. Okay, Yeah,
I have a glass on top. I fit when I
was size eight after losing lots of weight. Then I
went back to sixteen. But it's still sitting in my wardrobe.
I'm destined to be a fatty, but it's my favor,
so just there in case. Good to have gold clothing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Yeah, there's a pair of john a wardrobe.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
There's half of jeans in my closet. I don't think
physically my.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Legs can fit into thirty two half A jeans. There
were a small thirty two I've got. I've got a
whole second wardrobe. That's a science tea in Hailey Sprung.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
She's gone, well, you know, she's gone, Hey, we're only
a couple of gems away from putting that farmax, thinking
of my mom, j keep you tis coming in nine
six nine Sex.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Shout out to the amount of mums out there that
are hanging on to the maternity where.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Yeah, we want to know the item of clothing that
you're still hanging onto. Haley won't let go of her
the killers.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
Do you know? I, as a woman who has not
and will not give birth, I look at maternity jeans
all the time because I'm an ibs scal. I also
have a tummy that goes out and I want I
want it. So many people messaging about maternity undies and
maternity brass being like utmost comfort. Yep, my kids are
eight and I'm still wearing my maternity undies.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Amazing. Why not Undy's making the last for ages? Somebody said,
I have ondis from year six and I'm about to
turn twenty. No, what how do you still wait? How
do you make it through your teenage? You've got as
going through because nobody's business in my teen years?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Female? Yeah, the acidity alone would burn through whole lot.
She bleeds.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
My dad while my dad to this day. Were's a
jersey from when I was born in nineteen eighty three.
I believe I shall and hear it this jersey.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
They made them glass.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
I know they don't make clothes to last. I have
a farmer's dressing gown. It's twenty four years old, still
going strong. We're it for three quarters of the year. Amazingly,
it's in good condition, no holes, just getting a bit
thin round the elbows. You could probably get it out,
So we're talking a proper dressing gown. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
I bought a six he made out for when I
was nineteen for a friend's party. I wore it to
her party, which is at a bar. I got laid,
so it was worth it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
I'm thirty four. How I refuse to throw it away?
Don't know why I'm hanging on to it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
What's he getting mid race? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
You getting laid dress?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
My New Zealand Area Schools smoke free T shirt with
my name and volleyball and nipule on the back because
those are the sports I played. It's quite a lot
going on on one top, the trend to add names,
et cetera. Back in ninety three. It's a size twelve.
I'll never wear this again, but it's there just in moment.
I want let it go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Yeah, I love My husband has a hoodie that's twenty
one years old.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
It's a disgrace described as a disgrace full of holes,
honestly barely holding together. Every time it's washed, I wonder
is it going to disintegrate? Refuses to part with it
and still wears.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
It out by him a nice new hoodie. Pavey has
a tigger sweatshirt from the Disney Store in Florida, which
he purchased in nineteen ninety seven. It still had it
packed away in a suitcase. Refuses to throw it out.
He's also got a c K T shirt, the Calvin Climent,
oh my T shirt that looks like it's howd together
by spider webs. It's so worn out, and he wears
it as a PJ top.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
I still wear my full waist high, full waist, high
pregnancy nickers to bed, full cover, soft cotton all the
way to the boob. I've never known comfort like it.
Refused to part with them, even if my partner does sing,
we are.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Say when I put them on, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
I would love them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
I love a high waist I added as dome pants.
I fell of a rollerblading as a teenager, ripped the
big hole in the hip mump stitch. I've still got
them twenty five years later. Man, some clothes lasting going
to show all this fast fashion that we out like
so quickly.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Yeah, did you read the Spates Coast to Coast Polyprop.
I've still got a Spates Coast to Coast Polyprop from
thirty years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Fimals and Polyprop's last ages.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Yeah they do. Marino.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
I bought on my first day as a cattle vet.
A few holes, including one over a rip over my nipple.
Kids are mortified when I were at thirty years old though.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Yeah, getting your money's worth.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Oh, oh, this is cute. I've had a T shirt
for fifteen years. It was my husband's when we first
started dating, and I wore it home after our first
night together. Oh it's left me now only appropriate for sleeping.
I've worn it out. It won't make it through another wash.
Lots of holes, threadber refuse to throw it out. We're
married with three kids. It could be likey shit, that's cute.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Z M Podcast Network play z m's flesh Forn and
Haley looking for a man in finance trust fund six
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Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
That was the vibe last year. We're all looking for
a man in five nance with a trust fund six
five blue eyes. Not mad at blue eyes, not mad
at six five No mad at a trust fund, but
we're over the men in finance. Really apparently research shows
a shift away from suited and corporate roles like us.
I don't think the listeners know that we are here
in corporate attire, in suits.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
I think we are so far removed from corporate anything. Haley. No,
I'm actually right out there for corporate espionage.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Okay, Yeah, so how does this radio session work? What
do you got there? You got there, got a plan?
Do you think that Vawn is telling the edge when
we're playing graven line? I am he Hey, guys, if
you're listening over there, they're about to play think about us,
Sonny Fondera feet Dot and Poppy, Sonny Fonterra, Sonny fon

(01:17:49):
Terra Milk companies sponsored that one, and then love Me
Ravennaes after that, and there's something in between that and
then they credit and then they pay, and then Alivia
Dean is Oliviadan after we're going to have to change
all of these songs now because one's been.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
He's got an open call to Dan go up on
the show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
They're going to talk about when the marketplace purchase with stuff,
and then and then George, we're going to say goodbye,
And there's Harry St. Georgian coming up and your chance
to see him live in Sydney as well. Love to
see you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Who Yeah, it's crazy to know you're a spy. I've
told you too much.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Anyway, we're moving away from suited corporate roles, looking for
a man in finance now, we're looking for a man
in healthcare. Trust fund six five blue eyes. You know,
we'll keep the rest of it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
You know what, someone that works in corporate.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Healthcare, mostly not corporate healthcare, emotionally rewarding careers, healthcare nurses,
you know, like healing the world.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Those people are caring people.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Yeah, we want to date doctors.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
We want to date people who have studied and show
high levels of intelligence.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
That's doctors born.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
And I know this as just because your doctors.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Yeah, emergency responders also right up there, looking for a
man with a siren yeap six five trust on blue.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Isn't that man going to come home with trauma? Yeah?
Healed eight people of the trauma.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
That would be bloody hands.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
A lot, because what it would take to leave that
at work, I don't think so. I mean, that's why
they do an incredible job and we're just always in
awe of them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
I think it's perceived, you know, like how we perceive
that career to be not the true realities of it
are cops and first responders and fine, and you're like, yeah,
horrible things they say, yeah, but it's that's the change,
that's that's that's twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Is looking for a man in finances, looking for a
man in healthcare.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Right or anything else on the list. So anyone looking
for a woman in radio not on the list, It's
not not on the last looking for a woman in
radio goes about it. Eight eight pm five Threem Alarm.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
Tire, the ZM podcast network play zm's Flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
News yesterday that three young males aged between sixteen and
nineteen were taken into custody following a vehicle pursuit in
Northland linked to a Facebook marketplace transaction car So well,
they so they haven't gone into detail. I don't know
if there's been an update since this happened. On Monday

(01:20:32):
night around eight pm. Police received a report and they responded,
deploying multiple units. Apparently, it's reported that weapons may have
been presented at the victim.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
So wait wait wait, way, way wait wait wait. So
they're going to pick something up from trademial marketplace.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yeap marketplace.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Yeah, something goes wrong, weapons are drawn.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Yes, And police received a report of a man being
chased in his vehicle by another So they arrested three
guys sixteen to nineteen and they were taking into custody.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
What are we buy it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
It doesn't say what they were buying more detail, but yeah,
just this is a marketplace gone wrong. And I don't
know if we're going to hear of ady stories like this,
but I hope we don't. I want to know because
you get some weird people when you start listing things
on trade me and marketplace and people turn up and
you're just like, yeah, oh god, like when did a

(01:21:24):
trade me or a marketplace sale go wrong? Yeah? Go bad,
go bad? Yeah, I mean you had that guy, miss.
It wasn't like I drove Yeah where where was it?
Somewhere in suffer in South Auckland, And yeah, I was
by railway lines. I know that much because I kept
driving over them waiting for him to turn up because

(01:21:44):
he said to meet me there at a specific time,
so I arrived at that time, which is unlike me
because I'm mate for everything. Yeah, and then he was like,
I'm going to be late. I'll be ten minutes and
I was like, okay, in ten minutes, I'm going to
be another twenty minutes. And I said okay, and then
twenty minutes. So we're half an hour and he's like,
can you come back in a couple of hours. I
was like, where are you? I'm just down the road.
I was like, well, can I come to you? Do
you have them on you? He's like, no, they're in

(01:22:05):
my house. I said, well, I'm at your house. It
was a whole thing. I ended up just like it's
so bad that sometimes I'm like, oh my god, I'll
sell that on marketplace to trade me. And then I
just get to the point where I'm like, you remember,
I just remember what it's like dealing with these people.
And sometimes I'm just like I'd just rather give it
to a friend or like donate it, yeah, or chuck it.
And I'm just like, that's so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Keep your twenty dollars note mate, I just cannot be
bothered with us.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
So this is what we want to know this morning.
Only eight hundred dollars at him. You can give us
a call text through nine six nine six. How bad
did the trade me or the marketplace sale these go?
These are great stories ahead of Hailey's garage sale this
weekend too, which is this week would have been an
in person marketplace transaction. Yeah, yeah, good like. I mean

(01:22:50):
we'll take bad roads of marketplace transactions all it. Yes, well,
I think we should take bad garage shale stories too. Absolutely,
just a hit of Hailey's garage sale this weekend. Thank
you bad garage sales winded a trade me or a
marketplace go bad? I think bad garage sales is a
phoner in itself for the last time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Scim me off. Give us a call right now?

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Though, whin did the marketplace or trade me or even
garage sale purchase go wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Because three teams are arrested after a Facebook marketplace trade
there was apparently guns and.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Then a car chase, So I mean that did not
go well. I have to know by the end of
the week what that was being purchased.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
I know what, Maybe you can't. So we had a
message in from a comp as well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Just happens all the time. The cops is bloody marketplace.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I bet cops weighed so much time. That's somebody said.
My son bought a seed of personalized plates, and on
the way to fetch them, the guy see, I'm at work,
I'll mail them to you. Seend the money through in
your address. Long story short of transferred the guy eighteen
hundred bucks. Two weeks later, no plates reported to the
bank because of scam. The guy never answered my son's messages.
In those two weeks. The bank Frozer's account, not my son's.

(01:24:02):
The other guys that he contacted. My son eventually got
the plates dodgy people.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
I had to get the police involved. Yeah, because that's
a well known scare made. They're like, oh, I'm just
on my way. Just transfer the money, roll, I'll pick
it up later. Transfer the money and then you never
see them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Alicia, Alicia, good morning. What was the scam? Purchaser went wrong?

Speaker 7 (01:24:25):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:24:26):
It was America Place transaction that my husband had activities
to saying. He wasn't home when the guy came to
pick it up, and it was a piece of farm
machinery which I knew nothing about. Okay, this shows out
late from four hours away. Don't know where you come from.

(01:24:48):
And then he proceeded to look at the saying decided
wasn't really for him, but then his carra wrote it
down in a driveway. I had to get somebody to
become a friend of ours to come and feck that.
And then at the same time as Phonogo, he has.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I cannot when someone else's problem becomes yours and you
can't just leave them.

Speaker 10 (01:25:14):
Yes you want to know, so I hate to invite
them into my house. I can use my charger and
we're just in there trying to make small talk and
it was just like really odd and awkward, and yeah,
then he didn't want the thing anyway, and then drove
four hours home, So kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Honestly, he's driving four hours each way and doesn't have
a phone charger in their car, I know.

Speaker 10 (01:25:41):
And then also on the Cereae and Vivid was check
oil each time, and so I'm like, just the right
vehicle to be bringing on this excusion.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Like that girl posted, I was probably over the check
engine light the chief engine.

Speaker 10 (01:26:02):
Ninety Toyota. I like something.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Those things don't need a wheel chair. What an absolute
this is again, this is why I get put off
listing anything on anything, because I'm just like people tell
me Alicia, thank you so much. The messages in and
a shortage of I saw a treadmill and the guy
asked for the money back and sitt and threatened to
set his mob mates. I'm around the cops and they
said better to refund the money and be safe. Well,

(01:26:30):
so the way the police said, better to give him
to that extortion. Yeah, okay, this always happens in my
own as dream a property manager and analist the property
for rent. People take those photos and they use them
a marketplace and try to get a bond off people
to secure moving into the place, and they'll pay it
without even saying, yeah, I've heard that scam. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
I was selling a dresser with a mirror on trade.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Mayor guy came to pick it up with a car
way too small, and I said, there's no way that's
gonna fit.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
He said, yeah, or.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Damien, the mirror, not the mirror, not that story.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Yeah, it's gonna fit. And then as he was want
to ram it into his tiny k broke it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Well, that's on it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
I said, well I don't want this anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
It's also get the money before it goes in the car, right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
I once purchased a handful of PlayStation two games from
a garage sale. Oh yeah, got home. One of the
cases had a few condoms and a bag of some
anonymous white powder inside. Wow Gay is the game in
there as well? Because sweet free drugs and connies? But
are we getting taken?

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
My brother found a car for sale on Facebook marketplace,
so I went with my brother and my dad to
take it for a test drive. Had to meet it
a random address that wasn't the car owner's house. Thought
that was fine. Took the car for a drive by,
the warrant to buy it. We're going to go ahead
with it. The next day we heard on the radio
that the car was a suspect, that the car was
used in a shooting.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Nice to say that we didn't buy it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
That's insane. As long as the bullets have been shot
from the car and not into the car though, that's
a solid year. That's why you get a pre purchased car.
Check they checked for the bullet. Hunh You know, Max
everything I thought about that if it was used in
a drive by and then they sell it and then
the people come to sort of seek retribution, Oh yeah,
and they pull up alongside you in the lights and
I'll look at you and they'll shoot back. So maybe don't. Actually,

(01:28:12):
on second thoughts, note trick because that would be the
best drive by shooting car. You wouldn't hear it coming,
would you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Did you ever read the one about the branding iron?

Speaker 7 (01:28:21):
Have you No?

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
I got a branding iron, you know the cows because
it had our initials on it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
You're like, oh, cool, that's us.

Speaker 7 (01:28:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
I thought it would be an interesting doorstop. When I
got there, it still had flesh and hair on it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
Well that's easy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Just put over the barbecue made me gag and my
daughter cry. But the dog like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
The dog looked up for hearing the guards. I live
in morning Side Fun Today. I waited all day for
someone who kept saying they were on their way, be
there soon. Eventually that are you sure you even me
the right number? The street number doesn't go that high.
I was like, you're in morning Side and they said,
but they had what street exists in both Morning Side

(01:29:00):
Fun Today and Morningside Auckland simply must know called I'll
probably I don't know a queen my high street or.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah tort you know they're everywhere, yeah, school year,
school road yep, station road.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
I was selling some young turkeys on trade. Man, what
I was selling some young turkeys on trade?

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
Me and the people who bought them had put in
the incorrect town and trying to figure out how far
away was. They ended up driving over eight hours to
collect the young turkeys. Lovely people and bliss their hearts
were making the journey because of the mistake hours.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
So what Auckland Wellington?

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Can you career post a turkey?

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Imagine?

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Reckon that as long as that tiny turkeys.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Poke some holes in the bottle, they said, young turkeys,
they would be small, many gobs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
But now you've got to hang on.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
So I'm driving from Auckland to Wellington, and now I've
picked up these young turkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Yeah, now I've to drive them. Yeah yeah, a little
bit in.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
The go over a pothole and you're gonna stop to
stop at BP and get a panini.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Or something, Yeah, and be like, do you guys want anything?

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
I reckon? They go, They go pretty hard on some chippies,
snaker chan shit not checking flavored. No, no, no, no, no,
that would close to wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
The ZENM Podcast Network, What's going on? ZMS fletched Vaughn
and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
There are changes coming and this was announced yesterday by
the government that the how we get our license is changing, but.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
This isn't until January next year. Right, they're giving us
a big hits up January twenty fifth next year.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
No more full license test. They'll no longer need to
drive a second practical test, which is how it used
to be. Yes, you just did you're restricted tests and
then you had you could do a defensive driving course
that would taken from eighteen months to nine months and
with a three month learners if you so you get
your learners, there'll be three months long did driving course

(01:31:01):
and then you'd get your restricted three months after that,
and then you could get the other one a nine
month so in one year you could go from no
license to full license. Back in the day, a longer
time spent on the learner's license for under twenty fives.
It's going to be a twelve month lunar period for
under twenty five, so that's an increase of six months.
That's a kick in the guts for the rural kids
as a rural pair. But I feel like that's better

(01:31:21):
than yeah, I feel like it's we were my problem.
By the way, I'm learning he was the rural kids.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
We weren't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
The problem would been driving trust city kids.

Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
I was going to say, you've been driving tractors since
you were like four. Yeah, there's an option to reduce
the lunar period. There's an option for under twenty five
to reduce the twelve month to six months by doing
practice hours or doing an approved practical course.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Right, you're full.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Interests. New restricted periods is a restricted period to be
twelve months if you're under twenty fives and six months
for over twenty fives, with no option to reduce it
with a defensive driving course anymore. Okay, it's going to
be cheaper to get your full license. The total cost
of getting your car license will be will reduced by
eighty dollars under the new system. I thought they were
going to say that restricted had to have like our plates,

(01:32:06):
you know, like in Australia you've got to have your
Cape helplates and peoplate. Yeah, so if you're on your
restricted is still embarrassing driving around going so then removing
why are we doing this? Drivers on the restricted license
will face a further six months on they're restricted if
they get any demerits.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
But we're removing eyesight checks for restricted on full license,
so just don't have air.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Just have air.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
They'll only be required a first license application when you
renew your.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
License, so between then and site just integrate. So we're
just like Dory, but just have a car.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
That does seem weird.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
It feels real weird. It takes like five seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Also, learner and restricted drivers regardless of age will be
subject to a zero alcohol limit where it used to
be under twenty five if you're on your year restricted yep.
And New Zealand Transport will gain new powers to monitoring
suspend driver training course provider because there's been a bit
of dodgy's and bribes going on, hasn't there. And also
I saw yesterday people were passy and I kind of

(01:32:59):
agree that they This would have been a good chance
to bring in compulsory insurance. Yeah, and that and it
kind of hasn't happened, which kind of sucks. Yeah, because
like one of the only countries that doesn't do that
because someone could crash into you with no insurance. Yeah,
whereas most countries it's in the road, like when you
read this to your car. And yeah, well we asked

(01:33:19):
a quickly little poll on our Instagram how many times
did it take you to get your license?

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Because I was I failed? Did you I failed my
full license? And then he did it again.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
I didn't say. I didn't talk enough, remember, which is crazy.
I've literally ever been told that my life.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
I didn't say.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Whereas I went overboard, they were like, now tell me
the hazards. I was like, there's a leaf that plane
in the sky, climate change climb.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Is a leaf on the ground. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
I'm very panicky Donald Trump and his policies impacting us
for years to come. I here deforestation in the Amazon,
that man on a bike, that woman pushing a pram,
a possible asteroid. And so we asked, how many times
did it take you to get your license? Haley? What
did you say? You were two?

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Two?

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
It took you two times too? Okay, well one seventy
three percent of people they've got it first time. Nice.
Two times two takes to get the full license twenty
one percent of the population, right, and three times or
more six percent.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
That's still really funny to me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Yeah, if I Eva took sex, what responded? She took sex?

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
Sex?

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:34:28):
Either, How did you not what how on the fourth time,
I'm going, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
I reckon?

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
I reckon the third, fourth, and fifth time, pure nerves
would destroyed her, like I've got to get it, and
then it was just spiraled into failure. Stacey said, one
for practice, two for restricted, one for full. It's not
too bad. It's not too bad. That's not too bad. Yeah,
somebody said, I just can't I just can't work out
those scratchy tests. When there was scratchy tests that I

(01:34:55):
had that five guys have to learn a license because
of the scratches. I don't do scratches anymore. That do
you do it on a pewter It's on a pewter top.
You're not alone, Haley two times? Two times?

Speaker 3 (01:35:08):
So embarrassing but not talking. It's ridiculous. Oh, who did
you tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
That was my tums? There was my ton tum tums.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Hey, guys, I reckon. It was the most fun of
your head on a show.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Ah, not not for me. I don't know where even
nowhere even closed. You haven't been here long, have you?

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
You were listening and you had fun. Won't you give
us a little review?

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
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