Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - February 5th 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitian Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Policewoods Big Pod, brought to you
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Good morning, Happy lane Way Day to those who celebrate.
That's us today us. Yeah, let me look at the
weather doesn't know the weather app. We've talked about this.
The weather apps raised such a lovely day, no cloud,

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no precipitation, and then you're outside it is heaven down.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I got weir on the walk home, he said. I
was like, this was not on the weather app.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I would have packed a jacket cloud for lane Way
this afternoon, which actually probably is a dream result.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
It's good, but remember you can get burnt through a clouds.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh dude, Yes, those are the days you trust well,
you'll still be bringing the sunscreen in your big handbag. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Look, I've got the called the handbag for the team.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Born actually is coming out of festival retirement today and
eight o'clock on the show today. I believe Vaughn you've
got some questions about festivals and going out tips. I
think because I've just learned that festivals are full of people.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, let's just say he did come in this morning
and ask if he could bring us dick Chess.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
So, well, we'll discuss that at eight o'clock. Yeah, that
is absolutely ridiculous. The top the top sex is coming out. Yeah,
I didn't know this. New Zealand's dog control laws are
thirty years old. Lots changed in thirty years when it
comes to dogs. There weren't many doodles back then. There
was poodles, yeah, and there was all those other.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Things and now the poodle yep.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well there's been a surgeon attacks, dog attacks. Ads on
the radio. View the ads on the radio.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
I love the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I love the radio to good KPI there for the
for our industry. I love the radio. And I listened
to it on I Heart Radio, which is the iHeart app.
Now thanks, Yeah, I was about to call it the
I Love app, so I Love Radio it would also work.
So I've got the top sex new dog rolls for
twenty twenty six. That's the year. I thought, we're already in.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Twenty seven Nova wishing my life away?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Was it better?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
The top six soon back? Also coming up, there is
a true life, true crime, real life kind of thing
unfolding before our very eyes.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I sort of can't believe this is happening over in America.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, a ransom, ransom, a woman's missing celebrity. It's all go.
Let's all go.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
But first, let's kick off the show talking about what
I'm why I might be a bit distracted this morning.
I'm working on a project.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
We've got some crafts happening in the studio.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
He does Flitch Morn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I mentioned, was it yesterday or the day before? No,
it was the day before yesterday, which I believe we
call Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Yep, I've hard.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Launched a garage sale. I just sprung. It just came
to my mind, and I said to my mum, Right,
we're doing a garage sale. We're going to do it
this Sunday.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
What if nobody turns up today?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
How embarrassing you've You've done all this stuff and you've
set everything up and like one or two people come,
or like no one buys anything because all your stuff's crap.
All my stuff is not crap.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
And I So I got home yesterday and Patsy, my
mom who lives with me, if you don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
That was at She was at it.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Man.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
The garage was up and there was like all the
stuff pulled out and then we've got these huge.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
These beneficiaries are retired beneficiaries love a job where he's
turned up last night and they wanted to put something
in the garage fridge.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh yeah, and I said, oh what is it?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's about the garage fridge is a bit yucky because
some meat to frosted in there, and I said, I
haven't got around it cleaning it. And they bloody went
out and cleanned the outside. Because jobs anymore got the
productive little beneficiaries though, aren't they just like organizing all
my stuff. It's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
But your mum had like gotten all the clothes out
that we were happy to put in the garage, sound
like steamed them and hung them on.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's all.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
It's going to be a great garage sale. I'm very
excited for all sorts of knickknacks and biankle lorene, you know,
linens and cautions. I don't know what you just said,
bianchor loreene, b anchor linens.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
And cotton loreen.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You selling bad used bed sheets.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
And stuff pets.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
He has got very scientific. This isn't your very fair?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
A three world one devid Street treated you with color
down to Bagle to Red. We've got a big sale
and bad Chester right.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
A guitar from selling a guitar anyway. For this, here's
why we talk about my garage sale that's on this Sunday.
I'm not going to give you my address, but figure
it out.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Is what I wouldn't I want a garage sale for?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, I know, I think there will be an element
of I've actually hired some security so you can't. Yeah,
if I have hired security. What I did also come
home to last night is Patsy has bought some core flute.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Sign so I can just rock around and writ down
and realized that agent sign and doing the back and
I thought about it.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
So this is the stuff they make the for sale
signs out for a.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Year, nice sort of hard corrugated plastic and and some sharpies.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
And she's like, you've got to make a couple of signs.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
So that's what you've been doing this morning.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
That's what I've been doing this morning. And I have
some feedback. I think I'm receiving feedback and I'm also
giving feedback.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, because you're left handed, you've smudged it a little bit.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It is smudge central and that's my hand today. Just
I'm going to be walking around Lane Way with a
vivid staying on my hand.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Like you've voted in some third world election, I know,
being and your hand and you can't vote again.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, being left handed is such a curse. But my
feedback to Patsy who bought the weirs for the sign,
she's gone thin, fine tip sharpie. I needs to make impact.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
She's obviously never tagged a fence in her life. She's
she was a good girl, good girl. But you can't
tag with a fine tip sharpie.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
So I've had to sort of outline the words garage
sale and then my address.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And then I also think even with the fine tipped pen,
you've done a dainty font.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, I know about how much thicker could I go?
With a fine tip piin.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
It'll be a lot more work.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, Like imagine if that didn't say garage sale, it
said for sale, it.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Was Yeah, yeah, I would, I would probably would.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I do respect your fonts. A good looking font. It's
easy to read.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
It's just a small.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, nice font, But I need one of those big
fat tagging vivid. But I'm in it now, you know,
like this is sort of where I'm just going to
spend the whole day.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Setting up messaged in what kind of stuff you selling?
So be Anklreen.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Nobody cares about your cushions.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
We've got nice cushions. We've got a guitar, We've got
I've got some taxi do me. I've got lots of
knick knacks, glass were, crystal were, designer clothing. The clothes
I think if you are a woman who is a
ten to fourteen aka my fluctuation sort of scale, yeah,
ten to sixteen, i'd say you're gonna make out like
a bandit.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
We've got designer clothes.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
And if you've got a size ten foot, because Mum
and I both have the same size, show so it's
literally only size ten shows.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, Saucy says, I've got no plans on Sunday, So
would you rank the barbie? I've got that. The barbie
is gonna be right there. Well, we'll make a little
bit of Also, we've got a afternoon pulled part on Saturday.
Are you're not gonna be.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's Friday, that's Friday.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
It's a long weekend, Saturday.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I'm allowed to be hungover, but we'm gonna be organizing
Sunday is the day, right, I'd love to rock a saucy,
says DJ Craigie Bob is going to be on the
deck this fletch.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It's a long one, but you can buttter the bread
and ask people if they want onions and mustard.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
I'll happily buy a couple of bags of pre cooked sauce.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
I don't cook those.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Sorry, I'm not coming over.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I'm not funny sausage. I'm a sausage snob as well.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
All the sausages are like over a dollar a sausage
to purchase.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Then we've got to take into account the.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Cook people are going to my garage cel and then
they're like, oh my god, yeah, your sausage sizzle. And
then we're like, well that's seven dollars fifty.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, maybe we'll get some pre cooks where our friend
Mike said it will there be cocktails because that could
get headed. Lushy go by the way, there shared the
shared custody Ninja Slushy. I'm really I haven't seen a
day of that. Now. I'm gonna need to borrow maybe
next weekend for palatine.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's way for Palentine Weekend on the Palentine's I'm away
and you may take the slush Thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I appreciate that. I to get the my shed custody
of the slushy.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I'll see you in court.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
I was going to say, we're going to get a
family court for custody.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah we are.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, Okay, the Fleet Horn and Haley beg Pod.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
There's a there's a there's a kidnapping unfolding before our
very eyes, and I mean America. So Savannah Guthries, No,
Savannah Guthrie is a breakfast show host.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Right, like a Good Morning America. Can't watch is it
good Morning America or something?

Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's not? Yes, today it's called Today.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
It was up was up States and her mom's been kidnapped, right,
And there's a full ransom note situation.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Which, by the way, it was sent to TMZ.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
TMZ is like a gossip website.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, isn't that insane?

Speaker 4 (09:31):
So the mom was forced into her car, yes, at gunpoint,
her own car outside her house. The person was a
disturbed drifter with violent fantasies. On told okay, David East
is his name. So they've got like a suspect everything
he handcuffed and blindfolded her and drove to a remote

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area outside of where she.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Lives, Utah.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
His plan was to kill her and instead kept him
talking and all of this kind of stuff. And now
there's like this ransom note that he sent to TMZ
ask you how much was it?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Like a million dollars?

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Millions of dollars?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
So still and they're still on the run. Yeah, and
so wild as of this morning, right now, I don't
think he's been called. I can't see any news stories
saying that she so Savannah Guthrie in this. As soon
as I typed in how much does savar Google completed
it to make and net worth? She's got a net

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worth apparently according to Google, of forty million dollars in
twenty twenty six. Yeah, but of sixty seven million dollars
according to Good Know God. I wish that was true
and it's not. But apparently it is reported that she
makes eight million dollars a year hosting the breakfast show
on Today Wow in America. That's crazy because how much

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money has he asked for?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Also, by the way, that name that I gave is
not right that they don't know his name. There was
a tho were called Nancy Guthrie who was kidnapped, so.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You were reporting on it? Or is it the same
woman and she's been no twice, No, I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Good God, there's a.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Woman called Nancy Guthrie who was also kidnapped.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
And it's a terrible name. It's a terrible name. It's
a purse name.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah. So the ransom note was sent to TMZ's newsroom,
demanding millions in Bitcoin for the.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Release, because that can't be traced, can it.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, They've set a specific address for it to be
sent to, which then TMZ verified, saying like, yep, that's real,
Like it's possible to send the money there. Trump's getting involved,
you know, which if.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I was kidnapped, I'd be like can we not get
him somebody else? Ye? But yeah, isn't it. It's just crazy?
This is like because normally this kind of stuff happens
and it's not that public.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
No, I know, I know, because of the famous nature
of the daughter.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
But what do they want? Like just money? I guess.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
So, so kidnapped the mum. The police say they do
believe that she's still alive, and.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
The same thing is she's eighty four eighty four, she's
eighty four and just looks like, look at it just
looks like a little cute. Yeah, and so taking Jan
thirty one, so it's this is like six days on.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I know, isn't this awful? So they're saying that they
have fully believed that that she's alive. They're obviously not
going to give this money. You don't like respond to
a ransom.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, because what a bitcoin? Especially once that's sin, that's
it's not physical. You're not getting that back. How does
how does Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Okay, I don't know how bitcoin.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
I mean this is basically every single episode of Criminal
Minds or any police or what would you do then
you've seen well they well they'd probably make a profile
on yeah, and track you're we're going to get.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
A little mind Hunter on.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
We'll get a little mind Hunter. That was a great show.
You know, I love Jonathan. Apparently that's getting a season
three that I would like to see. Yeah, that was
a great, great love so wild.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I mean, it's it's just still I mean, she's made
police for prayers.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yes, we could do that.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Tees and pears, tees and peas.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
You've seen some tees and pees, but other than that
it's like it's unfolding before every eye does.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Then in podcast Network from your local community Facebook page,
this is the top six.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
New Zealand is looking. There's calls sorry to overhaul dog laws.
Dog control laws are thirty years old in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Are they what's changed?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
She's still got four legs and barking all the time
and wandering around. Yeah, some of the laws. There's more
dogs and there are there's a lack of power for
people who will abuse dogs. Basically because to me, if
your dogs barking because it's left home alone all day,
it's kind of on you to do something about it.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
That that's not my problem. The neighbors at my back
at the back of my house.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
With their barkie dog, it's been major problem.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Have you tried to counsel? Have you tried a sleepy steak? Oh,
sleepy steak? You're tooking a temporary.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Sleepy steak, a temporary sleeping steak.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I was like, flitch, I don't plan to murder their doll,
their distressed doll. Just a little sleepy steak. You should
bloody portions or you know what you should get. Have
you said have you ever had the target advertising for
the thing that confuses them and the frequency makes it.
What is it? What Trump said that the Navy seals
used when they went into Venezuelia last last month, confusion

(14:34):
beams or whatever that. Yeah, they had this discombobulated and
that's what they've said. Might have been used in Cuba
at the embassy and stuff. It's a frequent people buddy
gives people headaches or humans anyway. Yeah, you buy one
and tell me if it works, and then I'll buy one. Well,
you can just use my one, but you know what
will happen. You'll press it and you'll discombobulate yourself. Yeah,

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and you ship yourself.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
And then you'll just be in the back. It shouldn't
your out.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
So acc claims for dog bites rose to fifteen and
a half thousand and twenty twenty four, which is really bad.
It's no joke being bitten or buttered by, butted by
a dog, Oh, knocked over?

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Maybe a dog hits people.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
With a little bit ultra sonic dog bake to terrent. Yeah,
trapping over a dog really an ultrasonic How much do
they costittye.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Bucker for a cheapee?

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, I don't know if I go to cheapy, but
they probably did the same thing. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I don't know anyway, they look sorry for the dogs.
The owners should just yet after them. Better agree, I
totally agree. I've got no beef of the dog.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
It's the fact that's been left at home alone all
day and just panicking and freaking out.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Come over, hang out with me.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
I'll go take you for a run.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, I'm going to steal the dog. Sounds like a heist.
It went from a fletch suggested a murder. You're suggesting
a heist. I did not suggesting apopulation. Just sleep forever,
a sleepy tempre sleepy steak, yeah, okay, all right? Or
meat rissole, I can make a nice soul, all right.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Mushrooms and the crop pop just to do.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Just to be big beef. Wellington's giving big beef Wellington,
all right. The top six new dog rules for twenty
twenty six that I propose. The sex on the list,
of course, is good boys get big pets. Good boy
give that new role.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
It's new rule. Good boys get big PEPs. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Number five on the list of the top six dog
rules for twenty twenty six, just a little scratch if
I'm running late, just a yeah, scruffle of the ears
and a scratch under the chin. But I can't. Oh no,
I've been patting you for too long. Yeah it happens yep.
Number four on the last of the top sex new
dog Rules for twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
You gotta boop that, notse.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You gotta boop it. You gotta boop that, notse. Haley
and I saw the cutest dog on Friday, didn't we
or the other day before our movie Friday? And yeah,
and you were eating that pastry and he really wanted it.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Oh my god, the dog just came up in labor
not for you.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Well, that's actually number three on the list of the
top sex dog girls to twenty twenty six. Every dog
just has to be a Golden Retriever from here on out. Yes,
love just the cutest.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
They get choky, they get chika and sloppery.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Because Ritchie, my Golden Retriever, has been a bit under
the weather of late reason depression rooids. And then I
gurgled life expectancy of Golden Retriever. Shouldn't have done that,
and then googled what's the most common thing that ends
Golden retrievers. It's cancer. It was just, uh, don't why
do you do this to yourself? I just prefer to
live in ignorant bliss, bliss, ignorant bliss, hurls. I'll live

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an ignorant bliss to my own internal body conditions, but
not your dogs. There's there's something growing in there somewhere.
There's got to be one of them. One of these
organs has got to be plann up in a big way.
Number two on the list of the top sex and
new dog rolls for twenty twenty six. To beans have
to be admired and sniffed at every turn because a dog,

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a dog that's just been cleaned like to a groma
have been clan because my dogs are outside dogs. But
you've got to give that poorous snuff when they first
get back because they've had a wash and it smells
like c se counsc its yees cute and number one
in the last of the top six new dog rolls
for twenty twenty six. So this will be enforced by
the law. If they do a stretch, you have to say, oh,
big stretch, stress. I do that when my cat's three.

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That's got to feel good, big stretch.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
That's today stop.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Sex plays its.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Great story out of Shanghai in China. So there we
know the practice of fin shwei or does that staying
for wind and water or something like that?

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Is it that your bid? Your legs are got to
be facing the door?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, that kind of start me minor facing away cultural practice? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Is that one there facing? What are your feet as
to face the door?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Is it? What?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
No, No, it's not the door because that's the way
the dead bodies go out the door.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Right, Well, I don't have any dead bodies in my house.
You're not, I saged hard Hard horrid Man had sage any.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Cultural practice of arranging furniture and other objects to protect
the flow or chie the energy flow, the harmony, balance
and harmony within a space.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yes, I mean, I just think it's a load of nonsense.
But you know, I'm not here to Chinese. Yeah, I'm
not here to pl fung or whatever they believe in.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's not the same. I'm not here to pooh on
anyone's fun sue. I just don't think that's the sentence
it's been said.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Amen. Well, I didn't want to say I'm not here
to shed on anyone's you know, or parade or rain on.
That's rain on somebody.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Definitely the same. Well, I'm not here to poo on
your function.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm not here to wind in your water.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
You know, I'm not here to water in your wind.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, I'm not here to ship in your water.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
So mindful placement of items, especially avoiding mirrors facing doors
or kids, mirrors, broken items, and keeping the front door
and main areas opening and welcoming to invite positive energy
and support your life goals. Where was this information last
week when I stuck the huge mirror to the ceiling
above my bed, stage shirted, church staged, it's.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Got a camera behind us.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
You don't want to wash yourself, you know, nobody wants
to wash.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Have you ever seen yourself and you've got the things
and you're like, this will be hot, I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Have a little My god, what is that? I had
a bit on my butt that I just needed to
check this thing on my butt. Yeah, it's just turned
out to be a pimple. It's gone now, but I
had to like bend over in the mirror. Oh yeah, Honestly,
I feel like, yeah, definitely should look better. It really

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gives you an appreciation for those that get on only fans,
you know, like they really gone back. You know what,
I might go on only fans right now to come now.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
We're working.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
We're working.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
That's inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
It's part of work.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Okay. There was one that's we're talking about mirrors because
this woman in Shanghai became very concerned about one of
those traffic mirrors, the domes that helps you see around
a blind corner.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Yeah, a lot of those in New Zealand on our
windy road.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Most of them in our skinny little roads. But a
fact she had about of bad luck for her and
her family, and a Fengshui master came into the house,
clopped this mirror that was outside her street facing her home.
Bad fengshui, and this Feinhwai master said, oh my god,
this is it.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
This is why.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah, the mirror is cause of your bad problems.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah, it was reflecting negative energy into her fuddy, And
so she just took upon herself to get up on
a ladder and move it pointed in a different direction.
Q A miriad of road incidents and accidents on that
corner because solely of her. Through December and January and

(21:53):
into February. These accidents were just like up up up,
local drivers crashing, crash and crashing. Authority got involved and
they said, you don't have the power to move this mirror,
and locals were complaining, like the mirror has been moved,
we can't see anything. Another mirror installed. Que about of
bad luck for her family. Oh okay, she's now dealing

(22:13):
with police because they keep putting them up and going,
people need this to see around this corner.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
But she's like the shway, yeah, not being thinged, getting
all the bad luck.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
They say, we're not happy having demon revealing mirrors pointing
at us.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
What it sounds like they've got to move then.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna have to move because that mirror
turns out quite essential to not having lots of accidents.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Network plays It ends flesh Worn and Haley beg your pardon.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Sometimes our real life spills on air, and Vaughn and
I were just making promise to each other.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
We got quite hot.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
In March April last year.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I show my daughters a picture of last year when
I had abs, and they were just like, what happened?

Speaker 5 (22:54):
No, then did they say you let yourself go?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Like shit, Dad, you really let yourself go like, well,
I'm not walking around sand of my door to check
this out.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeah, I'll get them back.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Anyway, men, Now, there was some research that we're saying
that gen Z, A large percentage of gen Z are
admitting that they in the middle of coitus, in the
middle of the sacred act of love making A third
of them a texting, ting, chocking social media got no.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Come on, that can be done later. Guys, you can't
be enjoying it. If that's what's happening, I know you're
doing it wrong. Yeah, or it's going on more hands
involved if you're if you're you shouldn't have hands.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
There, shouldn't be spear.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Don't worry. Reflect we're not going to say what we're
doing with hands in twenty twenty six. There'll be implication,
but we're not saying what is why I gestured for
you two to calm down.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
We're excited a festival day, okay, we're excited.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Ridden morning. Taken to the BSA for sounds, yeah, abs
A yeah, abs A.

Speaker 8 (24:12):
Hey, actually think the radio into the microphone. He made
a noise and slapping sound.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Now, I don't know what I don't know what it
all means, well, enjoy paying your mortgage without a job.
Just sell up, to sell up, to sell up the road.
I'm gonna sell up and hurt the road. Baby.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Paying your mortgage without a job.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
You think I can afford it? You think I can.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Afford it with a job, you can afford to shut
your mouth.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
I reckon thirty texting and checking social media during love.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Mate, that's and that's that's insulting and insane.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
If I was in the middle of that and I
clocked that someone had reached over to their phone and
it open an Instagram or tech talk or something that
was sending a message, I'll excuse you.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
What if during privilege, What if during the love making,
there was a call and you saw it was really important.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
You had to waiting for this call all day.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
You may remove your situation and just before yeah, you begin,
I'm expecting a call. Yes, now it's very important. But
I'm gonna have to do you know that I just
saw I've gone back to an analyt where it's a
digital watch.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
It's a g shock. I know, pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Because because it's a watch, no idea, but I can
tell you it's high tide high somewhere.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's a golf man, it's a shock and rust resistant, right.
But what I'm saying is if you don't take that
off the smart watch during hanky panky and it starts vibrating,
you can't help. Your reaction is to look, oh no, no, yeah,
no no, but I'm sorry. But someone going scrolling techtonk
or in the ground that is insane beggars like they're.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Supposed to be, Like you can go and do that,
not in my home anymore. Well, this is what I
want to know, because it might might not even be
phone based. What did someone do in the middle of
love making? Maybe they maybe they start singing a song,
you know, maybe they they started phones and laundry.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
While they're back there. Maybe what if and I'm all
for it if they rock the nonsin and powers and
pressure do I make you hold someone?

Speaker 5 (26:29):
That's the things that people.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Say, like that just absolutely throw you. You wouldn't let
me make noises before, and now you're asking people to
call up and to the fine line of a b
S a complaint with what someone said. Someone just like
maybe maybe in the middle of love making, You're like,
I don't know, shure, we have nachos for dinner tonight.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Maybe in the middle of love making. You know, my
dad just died. I don't know what I'm supposed to
do with it.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
That's going to kill They.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Won't keep it going.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
He died during it, and how would they not?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Wait, hundred, have you got one to start us off?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I once had a guy in the middle of it
to a full underbite bulldog face at me. Still makes
me giggle.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, eight hundred dollars at him as our number, give
us a call. You can text her as well anonymously.
Nine six nine sets.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
What did someone do in the middle of love making?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Well? Study has shown that a third of gen z's
during intimate love making love making will.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Be on their phone on their phone, either checking socials
or messaging to us. Were shock us? Well, we think
a certain level of presence is required.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
And this is a question we're asking this morning, and
already some amazing messages coming through.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
No one's picking up the phone, no, no one's.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
No one's wants their voice associated with these stories. But
Sandy's message even understand it, Big Sandy, You're going to explain.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
What a frozen chalk is, what you mean by a
frozen chalk.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
We've asked what somebody did or said during that intimate
moment in the bedroom where we start. Somebody said I'm
guilty during love making. I remembered I had to turn
the chicken on in the oven. So I walked out
of the room, turned the checken on in the oven,
came back, and we just picked up where we left off.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I mean, but you don't want to finish, and then
you realize there's no chalk.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
And yeah, you've just hung dinner half an hour later?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, yeah, halfway halfway through?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Half an hour? What to cook a chicken that's going
to be on.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
The cooked cross. Don't worry if you can't have a
rough guarts, mate, you gotta cook your chicken through a
little bit longer.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
What do you do for half an hour?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I'm just saying that we have made at the time,
I mean the whole time, half an hour at least
for an hour to ninety for chickens. Yeah, yeah, for
a full love making seven minutes top, sort of like
I was saying, an hour for love, mate, got an hour?
What are you made of time? He stopped in the

(29:03):
middle to let his dog into the bedroom because it
was clawing at the door, and then continued to talk
to the dogs throughout the session because apparently gets anxious sission.
Oh no, that's I noticed the new lamp during the
act and I said, hey, we've got a new lamp.
He got very dark about my lack of attention. Another time,
another guy started giggling because my downstairs garden was tickling him.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
That killed the vibe.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
He said, he was getting tickled by your pubes.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Okay, so Big Sandy's explained what a frozen chook is.
Always we love hearing from you, but that's not to
be read out on here.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
No, he had an asthma attack and threw up on
my chest.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
That's maybe he's allergic. Maybe he could be alluded to
you last week when we were away having an early
morning love making session.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
I love it in the morning.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
In the morning, well love it in the evening underneath
the moon.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Skin him a rink? You did you think? Skin him
a rink? You do?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
So we're having some early morning love making. My phone rang.
We looked over at my phone and it was the doctor.
We'd been waiting for this call, so we both kind
of just looked at each other. No words spoke and
I answered the call. He he remained inside me and
then we got back to it after.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
The phone fort and on.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I sorry, I didn't read the whole text. I just
saw the doctor was calling. I didn't read, and then
I fumbled what the doctor had?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Good news, terrible time to receive some terrible news.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Terrible.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I had a guy over. He stopped eating food so
he could do the deed it was he was.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
He was behind.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
He grabbed a slice of pizza that was left over
so he could eat during he said he was hungry.
Fair enough. I guess he's you fuel energy. Do we
read out the gray here? No missionary fun stopped as
God intended, pulled out a here on my head.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
That was the end of that.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Oh that was the end of the session.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, that's a mood killer. I just got a little
halfway through. She told me to call her a different
name and put on an American accent. Very odd. Oh okay,
very odd. I think Hayley would be good at that
because she is an actress. That's right. Yeah, call me Amanda,
now that's Aileen. Started shut up, call me Amanda. Started

(31:26):
quoting politicians during this was the first time too.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Just make my Sandwich.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Do you want to hear my David Seymour were well,
Fire on the Beaches.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Play that Fleshborn and Haley final ever season of Queer
Eye is our on Netflix season ten right now, and
he Jonathan van Neis is coming to New Zealand and we.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Are so lucky to have him on the show.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Good morning, Jonathan, my gosh, I am the lucky one.
I'm so excited to join you guys because.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
You've been to New Zealand be for four years.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I've been three times.

Speaker 9 (32:00):
But also I don't know if what you guys were
just talking about was rolling on air, But can I
tell you what I got duped with on AI on
my instagramlgorithm the other day?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay, yes, so for context, we were just.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Talking about Flitch, who it always tells us don't be gullible.
Saw a woman who I was say, you know, a
flawless body and some absolute perky nanas.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah, she's got two heads.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
And I said, no, she doesn't yet.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
It's not real. God, I tell you what, it's so
hard to not be tricked these days.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
What did you get tricked by? Jonathan?

Speaker 9 (32:31):
I saw this lady who had this like pet monkey
and she was doing a roller set on the pet
monkey and just like the most amazing hair on this
pet monkey, and the pet monkey had like false lashes
and this like amazing beat, like all this hair, and
I was like, is this animal cruelty? Like I feel
like this is not right, but then like the monkey
looked so amazing. I was like, this is like I
just I have so many feelings. So then I was

(32:52):
showing my girlfriend and I was like, look at this
and she was like, that's fully Ai, and I was like,
it is not the woman and her beloved money. And
it turns out it was definitely like very much AI,
and I was very still.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Not ask because you know what I love seeing, Jonathan
is when people do like the dice in ear rep
or like a curl on a golden retriever. Have you
ever done a hair on a dog?

Speaker 9 (33:16):
I have not done that personally, but I have seen
that content and I have to say it looks really sad,
like when it's their little like chest up.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
And it's like, okay, So Jonathan, let's talk about your
show Hot and Heeled.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
You come out.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
You're doing Australia and New Zealand, You're coming to Auckland
not too far away. February twenty third.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
Coming up, and it's a Monday night show, which is
like not the best Auckland. I'm so sorry, but like
everyone is like trying to get in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, is this just an excuse to get down under
for Pride in Sydney? Is this a text right off?
I don't know what you're talking about. No.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
I was originally supposed to come last year, and then
the promoters that I work with were like, girl, why
are you coming in winter? Like we really should be
doing this in Marty Gross season. And I was like, ah,
what a good idea, So we pushed it Marty Gross season.
So that's what we're coming back for. And I'm so
excited to come back to Auckland. The last time I
was in Auckland, we went to this karaoke place after

(34:21):
the show and it was and I ended my tour
last time in Auckland. This time, I'm jumping it off
in Auckland or starting in Auckland. But my girlfriends were
up all night at this karaoke bar. I very responsibly
went home at like three in the morning because I
was like responsible, Yeah today and the airport they went
to the airport and guess who was on their flight
on the way back to America when they were so hungover,

(34:42):
like growing up and just like beside themselves. None other
than Jason Momoa when they were on death Stoor, and
it was just like, not who you want to see
for the first time when you're like not even looking
that cue And my stylist has never gotten over it,
So we're going to make a like leaving impression on
Auckland this time. I am yeah, an drink like that.

(35:02):
So it's totally not It's just not going to be
an issue this.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
I would happily join you at karaoke if you wanted
to do it again, because Avon, I'm really fun at KaraOK.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
She gets in and she's like, we need to be
up here when you're just trying to have fun and
takes all.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
It was just flat, Jonathan, it was flat.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
We can't have that.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
What's your karaoke song?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Queen?

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Mine is four non blondees? What'sapp great song? What's yours?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Leona lewis Bleeding Love? I bring the house down every time? Now, Okay, okay,
what about the keep keep you do it?

Speaker 9 (35:37):
The way that my breath control comes in for that system.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
You can.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I let it performance crying. You are going to cry
your beard fain Jonathan.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Wait there, we want to talk about your live show
next wonderful Jonathan. Their niece is worth us from Queer
where people would know you from Jonathan. But also you're
en up is what you're bringing to New Zealand, and
you use all sorts of different forms because last time,
didn't you start your show with some gymnastics?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
I did.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
I used to open my shows with gymnastics. I don't
do that anymore because approaching forty, my ankles and my
knees have become no. I saw my life flash before
my eyes a few times and I said, gymnastics at
like nine in the morning, you better sign me up
gymnastics at nine night.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
My body just said nothing you So I don't.

Speaker 9 (36:30):
I but my stand up I think is really incredible
even without the gymnastics. But I do have a lot
of different styles. I'm giving you storytelling. I'm giving you
like set up, punchline. I think like Margaret cho onant
to Psychs or two of like my biggest comedic inspirations
growing up. And I think both of their styles are
kind of a mix of like storytelling and set up

(36:51):
and punchlines. So I feel like I kind of tend
to get in there. But queer eye is I always say,
like queer eyes, that is who I am, and it's
a beautiful version of I am. And also there's like
a very raunchy, unapologetically queer all over the place, extremely
neurodivergent other person who is really excited to come out

(37:11):
and show you kind of the fullness of who I am.
And I think there's no other place besides this stage
that I get to really like do that, So I'm
always excited to get up.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I very much hear you there. We are subject to
the Broadcasting Standards Authority here on radio, and when I
do my stand up it is very not suitable for broadcasts.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
So I feel you there, aligned. So let's talk.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Speaking of Queer right, the final season is it's out
on Netflix now, season ten. How do you feel that
must be so emotional for you?

Speaker 9 (37:40):
You know, I am one of those people where like
I still haven't seen the last season of broad City
because I was such a big fan. I just don't
want it to be over. So in my imagination, like
Abby and Alana are just I could probably run out.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Yeah, I could run into them ing episode right now.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yes, totally get that.

Speaker 9 (37:57):
And also I think like for me, I've I knew
that season ten was going to be the last season.
I had time to kind of to grieve it and
process it. And I am just so grateful. I feel
like I'm a broken record. I've heard myself say that
so many times. By I really am grateful for all
of the experiences. I learned such a massive amount. My

(38:19):
life is like in such a insanely different place than
it was when we first started on the show. And
I'm just so just so grateful for the experience. And
I'm also like excited to get to like spread my
little gay wings and learn who I am outside of
because I've been doing that. You know, I haven't been
I did It's for like almost my entire decade of
my thirties. Wow, so a long time.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah, I think you can sort of mourn something I
feel some about radio one day. I'll be very sad
to learn, but also so grateful to you know, like
not have such a structure to follow and then to
just go and follow any whim that you so desire
is stand up going to be your focus is that
you're like big focus for the next kind of stage
of your life and career.

Speaker 9 (38:57):
I mean what you were just saying about a whim,
I was like, what's a whim? Honey, I'm obsessed. That
sounds free, it sounds blurty. I think between stand up
is one thing that has I mean, even as queer
I has kind of dictated my last like eight years,
so has my stand up schedule, but so has JV
and Hair, as has my podcast and like writing.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
So it's not that.

Speaker 9 (39:17):
I'm really this like like wherever the wind's going to
take me, but I am excited to like get to focus.
I'm so obsessed with getting to do stand up and
process the world around me through that art form because
really is other than like that other world's oldest art form.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I feel like in.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
The other world form, we're just making people laugh.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
And so that, and then with JV and Hair, which
I'm just like, we're going to turn five this year,
like my baby is going to like, you know, hair
care Kindergarten.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I can't believe, and.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
So I and so I think, so between the foundation
that I built within JV and Hair and my stand
up and then writing, I like who knew that I
love to write. So those are things I really want
to like focus on for twenty twenty six and hopefully
people will want to keep consuming what I'm putting out
yours and toes Crop.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I want to ask you.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
One final question here related because I know here is
like the whole thing. Do you know like in New
Zealand because I've got none? It all fell out and
what is the is fake in glueden? But do you
know in New Zealand like wigs are not a common
thing for people to wear unless they have no hair
or it's like for a dress up.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
What's your take on women and wigs? And we need
to get them into New Zealand.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
I love a wig, I love a shake and go
in fact to my podcast on Mondays the co host
of my podcast Chris, who I love so much.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
We've been friends for ten thousand years.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
We will often just pop on a little different wig
by the week now and your page is easier because
they do have alopecia, like so just really bald, like
we are just like giving buzzed head, so you can just.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Pop it on and off. It's a little more annoying
if you have a head full of hair.

Speaker 9 (40:55):
She got to like braid it down or like you know,
isolate your hair to like get that wig fitting really
nice and snug on there. But I'm very pro wig,
very pro expression, like it's fun.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
To just wake up.

Speaker 9 (41:05):
And also, you know who wears wigs so well, m
Meryl Streets Diva has not messed up her natural hair.
She's like, think about it, devil Worris Praduct, think about
it like Mama Mia, Like she is not sating her
natural hair. She's giving you lace frint, She's given you

(41:25):
unclocked hairlines. Okay, and so I wigs are the you.
We love you, We love wigs. I'm so pro wig.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
This is really great. I mean it's May and it's
on Wiking with my two bull brothers. I think this
we could just be at.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
Remember what Will Smith said back in the early two thousands, No,
he get wiggy with it.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I'm pretty sure I think he may have remembered that
slightly wrong, Jonathan, but ja get wiggy with it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Well, we can't wait to have you in Auckland Monday,
Feb twenty third with your show Hot and Healed. Tickets
at TG dainty dot com.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Cannot wait to have you. Hopefully we get to see
you in the karaoke booth.

Speaker 9 (42:08):
I'd love that And if you don't want to come
to show, let me know get your tickets.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Stop it, Jonathan, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Then podcast Network play z MS, Flesh one and Hailey's.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
It's all kicking off tomorrow. The Winter Olympics. I'll say
it my Olympics of choice over the Summer, over the
Summer Olympics, because I do love the ice skating. But
we're very lucky to be joined by Kirsty Standway from
sky Sport from Italy.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Kirsty, thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Hailey, I'm with you. The Winter Olympics is so cool,
said you watch Titania the movie.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yes, watch the movie.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
There some great Winter Olympics movies, right, Yeah. Running is
obviously an absolute cool running.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Well, that was another one that was going to be
my question.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
At this time of year, just to get into it again.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
Is he going to be a Jamaican Bob's lead team?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
There actually is Jaic and that's pretty good, so I
expected to get on the podium.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
It couldn't be a Jamaican Bob Slid team and be
bad because of the because of the movie, the movie.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah, so are.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
You and these so quite you know, the Fast twitched
fibers for.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Them, and they borrowed the because I saw it a
headline and I laughed. That was a few days ago
and I was stoped for them. And they've borrowed us
a sleigh or whatever it's called toboggan from Kwai All right,
from Korea? Oh, okay, good Korea, bad Korea. Good Korea.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Bad Korea is not invited to the.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Right, So are you? And Milan? I'm not a Milan.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I landed in Milan, spent a few days there, but
I am up in Courteena, northern Italy. So I'm up
in the mountains now, and it's where the alpine skiing happened.
It happens the lousee, the skeleton, the bob slid, and
the curling of all schools.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Now, how many people do you know? How many we're
sending to the Winter Olympics. What kind of medals are
we looking at?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
So we've got seventeen athletes on the ground here, which
is a very small team compared to everyone else in
the world. But you know, we punched well above our weight.
And about how many people. It's about what they produced.
We're expecting massive things from New Zealand and this team.
I just want to put it into context. We've won
six Winter Olympic Game medals ever, and Zoe Sanowski's sinate

(44:26):
has won three of them, so she's one half of oh.
But at the X Games a month ago, we won
six medals. So anything above three and up to six
is what we're expecting at this Winter Olympic Games, which
is honestly massive considering how small our team is and.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
How small our little nation is.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Like, it would be unbelievable if we could come home
with six six medals, because.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You'd probably be too young to remember the nineteen ninety
two Winter Olympics when Analie's Coburger won a skiing medal.
I was just born, forgiven, forgiven.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
How about how about the length so an least Coburger's brother,
Nel's Coburger is here coaching our alpine scare Alice Robinson
wow okay, first alpine skier since ninety ninety two to
pick up a medal at the Winter Olympics, which would
be such a cool story.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Do we have any ice skaters, No, we don't.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Our athletes do like all the amazing three yourselves thirty
meters in the air do five backflips. Yeah, and just
looks sensational and think how the heck could be done
that that?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
But can they do that?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
We're in sequence, Kirsty. Have you have you watched heated rivalry?
Is there ice hockey? And will you be attending?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I haven't watch heated rivalry? Yes there is ice hockey. No,
I will not be attending. It's all happening in Milan.
We're up in the mountains.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
We see I'm.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Missing out there this hockey.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
They usually fight, but now I think you're going to
start kissing.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
They might start kissing. Guys, guys, guys, God.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Why can't the Winter Olympics be sexy?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
There'll be plenty of kissing, but you know at the Olympics. Yeah,
is it like the Summer Olympics? You know they're always
over the Summer Olympics. It's like free condoms. Crazy?

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Is that the vibe with winter or is it just
too cold?

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:14):
It's just a bit different, isn't It's a bit different.
This one's very spread out, so they're not just in
one one village. There's five different villages, right, across Italy,
it's so much smaller. So there are just nowhere near
as many athletes. And at the Summer Olympics, like there's
just so many big names. Winter Olympics there's probably i
don't know, like five or sex like Global Supercar, you know,

(46:38):
like the Lindza Vonns and the island goes whereas you
see someoney very second. At the Summer Olympics, it's massive
and you want to get a photo worph.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
So yeah, it's just different.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
It's cool, so different. If Kylie was going to put
her tender passport on an area in Italy, like where
would the best area be?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah, because my parents actually live nearby.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
You need to go to Milan.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Just on the way that you're talking to you need
to hit through the ice hockey venue and that.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I'm just looking at all of our representatives heading to
the war, says doing the series. But now there's only
there's only one sport travel. There al one whose day
to birth starts with the year nineteen.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Oh, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
There's one and the rest start with two zero zero.
So when do we see the first k An action tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
So first key weeks will be in Action Park and
pipe birch as the free ski and snowboarding. It all
goes down in twenty four hours time, which is great.
We don't have to wait long for action. They start
before the actual opening ceremony, so we're straight into it.
A half week amazing action.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
All on sky Sport.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
All eyes on Sky Sports.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Living up and look if you can tottle down to Milana,
just get eyes on these gentlemen. Thanks on Just Hay
just missus me Christian Sco Sport, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Thanks team, the z En Podcast Networks. Sure Real Play
ends flesh On.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Earlier in the week, Hillary Baron said, I'm not even
though we all would love it if it was Hilary Barry.
Hilary Barry.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Brisco has put a very funny, very funny poster go
on their socials right now, Like it was so funny.
It's Brisco's and it's the Brisco's lady in a yellow
dress being Sally. It was bloody.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
That would be perfect. Ninja slushy, give us all a
couple of little SIPs, yeah, Ninja slush well, yeah, lame
way today. We are some problems last year getting in
so they've seen if you do if you are going today,
download your ticket, have it on on your phone wallet.
You've done that, now I have you there it is

(48:49):
And if you go to Laneway, fist In said, they've
got like you know, all the rules and what not
to bring, what to bring like for example, and so
warning we saw this, we're leaving ed sharing the amount
of Stanley drink bottles or Stanley like drink bottles and umbrellas.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
You can bring an empty pump though.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
You can bring an empty yes, bring an empty plastic bottle,
but like they'll make you leave them at the gate,
like there were literally hundreds of metal Drinkley's, frank greens. Yeah,
we saw like blunt umbrellas really full because people were
going to get them after the concert. They were going

(49:28):
to get stolen. They weren't put in the bin, they
were just sitting there for people to get when they
when they left. So obviously you can't take umbrellas because
I mean, the weather is meant to be good, but
it is at the moment. It's right, it's kind of
drizzling at the moment. So panchos would be the cool
of the day.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
We packing they emergency ponds.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Happily carry a poncho for you.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Also, you can't take drones.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
So you can't take drugs. I was like, no ship.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Drones.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
I would have thought it would have also just been a.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Who's rocking up with a drone?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Weird and you'll have to put that in the pile
with the drink bottles and the umbrellas.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Yeah, today Vaughn comes out of festival retirement and we
thought we need to help Vaughan because it's been a
while and a long time. I think we need some
festival tips from the listeners right now because Vaughn turned up.
You see, are you allowed to take a fold out cheer? No,
you can't even take a drink.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Bottle already, Like you haven't even arrived at the continent.
You're already planning on sitting down like this is the thing.
Are you coming out of retirement and returning to form
or are you coming out as a withered old man.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
We'll be coming out of retirement as a with old
man having to return to form. And he's he's bringing
his giant, big cowboy hat because he's worried about the sun.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
I want to see Barley Vaughan. I want to see
Barley Vaughan at the festival tonight.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah he was fun. Double guns, you know, double guns.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
I'm going to have fun. Yeah, I've made to have
some fun. Okay, scheduled and something.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
There is the embankment.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
You can just sit there, okay, yeah, because you know
it's tearing. Stuff is it's still cool.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
When you smell someone smoking marijuana and a crowded.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
And when someone falls over. We don't yell text anymore.
All sorts of change. Bro, so much has changed. Have
you got a fisty foot? What are we wearing?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I don't know. I bought options. Okay, I've got like
a singlet. Oh no, we don't know. You're not wearing
a single. We're not too white baby summer seen lived
in and you remember in Balley that lady was like,
oh yeah, I know, I know, but like there was

(51:34):
we were coming out of winter. I hadn't had a.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Didn't say its.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah yeah missed or what I said? That's smith but
you know close. Okay, what else do I need to know?
So what I'm going to take an empty plastic drink bottle?
Do I just buy it there? Just by there lots
of water. It fliches before we go.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
But then only go to the toilet. That's one of
the lines.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Like these are the tips. What do you wear on
your feet?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Dot marton?

Speaker 5 (52:01):
Don't you don't wear? You'd wear shoes?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
We're not wearing.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
We're not wearing adjacent burksks adjacent.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Not you knock off berks. You need a shoe.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
It's all day. Yeah, well okay, this is what we'd
love to open the phone is maybe tick through some
tips of worn. Maybe you can share a.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Harrowing story of something that went wrong, you know, and
give us some tips some learning moments from there.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yes, what did you learn the hard way at a
festival or an event? A music event? Because we just
need to bring one up to speed. Yeah here this morning,
oh eight hund we haven't stopped, have we know? We
haven't stopped? Oh no, they're so bad? Are we still yelling?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Floorsuck?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
If someone drops their drink? No table suck. I went
to a festival in July, didn't I? But three days
we've been concerting hard with ye but worn. Well, it's
a big day. Eva's curious. Last vessel I attended in
one year that would have been the big day at
twenty fourteen.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Yeah, yes with that literally, no one, it doesn't exist anymore.
No people bless thing probably were like babies when they
were last on.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Okay, oh eight hundred dars at MS number nine six nine.
Sex of text and what did you.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Learn at the festival? The hard Way? Give Vaughan some
tips for.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
The day Laneway Festival today and Vaughn's coming out of retirement,
and thank you to everybody who is messaging in.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Tips, tips, just some tricks things to help them get
through the day.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Things that also people have learned the hard way at
festivals and music gigs themselves. Some great messages coming in
on I'm on the h Instagram. I've been logged in
because I'm going to be doing some social media at
the at the Laneway Festival.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Here we go, because there's an Instagram response, Is it just.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Going to be like? Am I the oldest here? Because
years older than you? Don't look it or feel it?
The sun is real? Responsors, don't forget the son is
really asked? You know what should I remember coming out
of festal retirement? Stay hydrated and wear your best hat. Yeah. Also,
carwhen has just told me that you're logged in for Monday?

(54:02):
Are we going to hard launch. What'spending on Monday, let's
do it. We don't have any producers available to cover
the show.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Producer car when's going to a wedding that has the audacinity
to the last three days, and producer Shannon has been unwell.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
So we we're just going to be We're going to
the show is just us. So I didn't go to
broadcasting school. You guys did, are you capable of? Don't
expect anyone to answer the phone as all. Also, and
maybe your prize won't turn up. Write down your adress.
We used to do that in the old days, didn't
we back in the day? Ob minuted afternoons?

Speaker 4 (54:35):
You have a produ responsible Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Well, so because of that, warn has been logged into
the social media for Monday, and I believe not today's
hand social But I don't know. They don't want you
making lame way uncoll for the brand.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Who just management management come from everyone.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
I was like, not happy about it. And she's a
cool young gin Za Pixie cool?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Not cool? But were was Pisi in twenty fourteen when
I was at the big day out, tiny child, tiny
little just starting school or something.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Yeah, look at it, I can see you now, she's
so cool. You exude cool PECKSI you know, that's who
we need on the social.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Names pisi for a start. Its cool to be cool.
Somebody said comfortable shoes and air plugs. I do like
a constant with the air plugs. I just paid two
hundred and what dollars here chapeloe muffles, some foam air plug.
I don't want tennis elbow like Hayley's person that was
didn't hear the cricket when she slipped in bed with them.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
It's not tennis elbow.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
It's tennis elbow from our music. No no repeat off launch.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Comfy shoes and something to stay whoever. Or chub rub shorts.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
I'll be wearing my chub rub shorts for the girls
of the big fires.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
That's me. I've got some Vess Shure vest lane up
pretty hard before we go in. I'm so worried about this, Okay,
more tips from festival goers.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
If someone did say, don't forget. Sometimes happens when a
big festival's phone services can go down and you can
end up not having reception. Have a meeting point for
if you lose your friends.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
This is why you download your ticket now before the show,
Melissa missaged and I'm born on forty four. I'm going
to land where with my twenty eight year old friend
and rule and also coming out of retirement.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
I feel we'll be okay.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Maybe we should have a group instead of like wake
them meet up. Let you know, everyone's like front left
of the stage, wall, rear right, rear right, rear right
by the food vendors and the and the water.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
So someone said, I do not recommend wearing birkenstocks to
a festival. I wore my knockoff burks back in twenty
seventeen to rhythm and vines. I've been raining by today
I slipt over and snapped my ankle.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Okay, I don't want to do that. Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Definitely go for a covered support of shoe, a gym
shoe if you will.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Are you wearing a snake? You're Solomon, You're going to
wear a sneaker? But what are we wearing if I
wear my new balances, what socks am I wearing with it?

Speaker 5 (56:56):
Because people wear those visible socks anymore.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Crew, I don't have a cruise. Can I bring you
a cruise sock? A cruise, Yes, I can. I will
lend you a sock. Do you see why I don't
go out. This is all very stress.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
If you turn up in an ankle sock home, we're
not going. I just need to make that I.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Have an ankle sock or a bush. So if you're
there in an ankle sock, we're going to pretend we
don't know you.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
I will be socially distancing myself from her.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Someone's calling for me to co Martur, to.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Be the comtur of Laneway, to lead.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
The people, also coming out of festival retirement.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Okay, right, somewhat of a leader. I could do it
with a tire.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Har of swords, and I could put a flag on
the inn and wave it so we don't lose it.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
You're pretty sure Lane wears no weapons.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Is a weapon?

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Its ornamental.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Sorry, you can't bring that gun in here. It's this
exactually represents my culture.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
Don't wear a jumpsuit. I'm not gonna wear. You're too
hot for that. You take the whole thing off to
go we we's that's.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Oh my god, it's so embarrassing being turts out of
a festival and all you're like, oh, this is gread.
I'm gonna go to and the place that coffin, aren't
you and it's hot my boots out. Someone said we're vans.
I don't have vans. Vans are calling in though one days.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
So are you still breastfeeding?

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Yes? I am once got a pump. Okay before they go?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Before you go, you don't want to be in the
middle of the pet leaking. Shall I go to Look
Sharp after the show and get a helium balloon so
I can tie it to my backpack and you guys
won't lose me.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Look, it's not a bad idea.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
They sell the letters, will get a v It's not.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Look out because remember him and that pool and Barley
at that club and we were like, where's he gone?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Lost? Found? And the water got in my mouth and
then I had the poops and the runny poop. I
can't have the runny poos again. People saying poop before
you go. Yes, I've already pooped twice this morning. I
think it was I don't need to know one pre set.
It was really weird to put that early.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Yeah, eight o five someone just tixton and number eight
o five was wearing ankles socks not call anymore.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Sorry, No, it's nice and they took them away from
through or like like through Like what do you call
those quarter crow Somebody said, if you wear cargo shorts here,
you should fill one pocket with scrobin. Well, I might
wear my cargo shorts. Maybe I could take our groups scroggin.
But you know what, But you know what happens on
hot yogat Raisin's mouth.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
It looked like you per yourself. Yeah, you've had a
total of it.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
If you look like you've shared yourself and you turn
up in an ankle st I'm going a line.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
I need a power bank.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
I plugged my bank to charge last night completely forgot
to get power bank is probably.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
The best tip either.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Going to weigh me down with your powers and everything.
I have to carry everything for you to.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Should I wear a high those vests so you don't
oh my god, this is but I'm always having to
buy another one to take a terrible idea. Thank you
all for your suggestions.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Play Plait.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Fact of the Day, Day day day day, Do do
do do do do do do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do doo doo. The
World's Smallest has been the theme for Fact of the
Day all this week and today's is the world's smallest
legal tender. Oh, the smallest.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
It's coin, of course, like a cent. It is a scent.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
What country in nineteen sixty seven introduced a one cent
that could there's a little bit of a clue. Sixty
seven they went from one currency to a new currency
and there and the one cent coin was the smallest.
Can I call a friend, Nope, we don't have the time.
Unfortunately all of your friends are here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Oh my god, wow, Savage.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
I don't know whether it a laugh or crime. Laugh
now for later change it in this in nineteen sixty
which I think coincidentally, is that when we went from
the old princid Is shilling to the new Zealand dollars.
I'm sent. I don't know, I feel I feel it
was about that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Time that we introduced that on. So it's a one
cent coin. I'll just say it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
America, Singapore, Singapore, Singapore, America. They're getting rid of the penny,
aren't they, Because it just costs is more to make
the coin itself than what it's worth.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Yes, Andy, right, and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, the material and it is significantly, yeah, significantly more
than a cent. Then you've got to manufacture it and
make it, and then they just get lost and apparently
like the smaller, the smallest coins are always just discarded. Yeah,
with you know, to the fact that it just writes
off a whole lot of cash every year. So in
sixty nineteen sixty seven, Singapore printed their first one cent coin.

(01:01:49):
It's sixteen millimeters across centimeters at one point micro cinamets
and weighs just over a gram. H it is. It
was originally all copper, but that was expensive. So now
it's a steel plated steal plated with copper. Yeah, steel
plated with copper rather Yeah, and it's still legal tender,

(01:02:10):
although no one really uses it. It's just kind of
like you get given it and change and you just
put it straight everything now, don't you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
It's smaller than the average shirt button.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
So if you look at Hayley's the only person here
wearing a shirt with buttons on, it's smaller than that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
What are pain in the heart? A button on my shorts?
Show me your button on your shorts. It's bigger though, Like, yeah,
that's a big button.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
It's a big boy button, it is. That's the button
on the front.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
This is a small, petite female button. You got any buttons? Yeah,
that's a big boy. You got a big boy button too, Okay,
I've got lovely little lady buttons.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Had a sort of bronze or copper, sort of a
dime situation. But it's a plastic button.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Plastic. Where do you get them from?

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Coddon on? No, these are these are the Swander shorts.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
They should be a quality quality shorts.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
I do because if I'm them for four.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Years, they made a moleskin and wool or something.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
On your bolloss, no wear underpants? Do you sometimes?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Today's Spector today is the world's smallest legal tender. Is
the Singaporean one cent coin. Fact of the day, Day
Day Day Day? Do U do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Does that?

Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
M podcast Network play z MS Fleshborn and Haley I reckon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I was the un coolest person at this event last night. Yesterday,
I went to a big chemist warehouse Valentine's Day lunch
thing long lunch show sponsor show spawn. Guys, you weren't
invited it, probably because you wouldn't have come.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
No, I went to their Father's Day one. Oh yeah,
I was doing really well on the golf driving. No
one could drive as far as me. Dravis frozen until
bloody Martin.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Mary let me have something.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
This was very like lovely, like pinkin Red and everything
I get there, there's champagne, and there's many McLean I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Grab, I'm in trouble. He loves a free lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
He was hoovering it up.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
And then we went into his higher rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
And he's running.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
He's going to fuel the fuel the engine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
And then me and Maddie and his husband Ryan realized
these oysters inside and I thought, I my boys, because
the three of us, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
I would have come.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Now, you guys would have come.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
The fattest oysters of your head.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Fatty we're talking local. We were a non solo pizza
because whenever they crank out oysters in New Zealand, they
were telling you what harbor they've come from.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Oh they didn't tell us that they were fat man.
So good anyway, So we're their and Morgan p friend
of the show, dear friend of ours there as well,
six Ologist, co host of six dot Life.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Well really the host, I'm the co. You call me
the co she's the call you more the flight attendant,
to be honest, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Yeah, she's the pilot and I'm just seven drinks.

Speaker 5 (01:05:13):
You're there for the vibes.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
And I'm just checking in on the people.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Morgs is there, so I was like, oh, this is good,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
But there are like a lot of like really cool, beautiful,
trendy industry people and influencers there all doing all their
filming and stuff. I think I took a photo and
then I was like, I'm so sorry, chemishet House.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
I'm not very good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
It's hard to take photos when you just gazzl and oysters. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Man, at this point, I'm you know, sex oysters deep
got a guts full of them. Maddy McLean's shoved a
second champagne in my hand.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
I'm just living in the moment. And I sit down
next to Morgs and she's talking to me about this
and that and the other thing, and I feel a
familiar moisture. No no, no, no, no, not down there,
that's all wrapped up. Can you feel how happy in light?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
I am?

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Yeah, that's all behind us. Now, see you in three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I feel a wetness in the pit and I realize
I haven't put on yodorant.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Oh Hailey, you were going to an event.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
I know, he was in these nice dresses and it
had four faces of makeup. I didn't even put my
scar on. I had to leave my sunglasses on. I
was like, oops, I have not I don't know how
to do the influencer thing. I feel such a wetness
in my pit and I am aware of it, and
I'm aware that the lack of deodorant means that it
will have an odor to it, so, you know, yeah,

(01:06:37):
lovely ladies, I would just leave.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
I just make up an excuse and leave at this
point rather than smelting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
And then there's like all these strangers, also members of
the competition at the hinge or the brim or whatever
it's called them the perimeter, and I was like, imagine
if that got around all the stations, and I don't
want that. No, So I'm talking about this and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
We're gonna go, oh my god, Morgan, I don't I
don't have any I'm not wearing any gyodorant.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
She has a wif. She was like it's She's like,
it's currently neutral, but it's going to turn.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
I was like, she's spot on the money there. And
then there were all these like kids you know giveaways
with all nice Valentine's Day things, these perfumes. It was
there was all sorts of stuff in there, No deodorant,
no rick Z owner in site, no doubt nothing. So
I'm starting to panic. And then lo and behold was
like from behind with wipes and gyodorant thrust before me

(01:07:32):
from just like someone have met like a couple of
times before. Andrew who works in marketing team for Chemists Warehouse,
just shoves me these wipes and deodorant. Is like I
got your girl and I just had a little wipe
of the pet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
You didn't use her role on or was it a spray?
It was aerosol. I was going to say, because you
didn't use a stranger's role on when you wouldn't download
a handbag again?

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
I would.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
It was just this is just another moment of just
I just love women.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
You know. It was ready to go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Not only was she like, hey, I'll give you do
O to sort the upcoming problem, but also I'll wipe
away what's already started brilliant stuff from her love that Yeah,
min would never you know, dud let you stink and
then be like pooh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
No, I reckon men.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
Would you reckon, it's a squirt.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
We used to say that after p if someone had
like alenx Africa, probably squirt whenever squirt. And then occasionally
someone like it would be their birthday that'd bring a
bottle of dupe a squirt. I'd probably ask for a
fifty cent payment to cover the cost, especially if.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
You're getting a squirt of dupe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
The d N podcast needwork, like z N s flesh
one and Haley Finley.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Silly Little It is so silly, silly, silly that silly silly.
Today's silly little Pole and Haley just watch me do this,
and I do this all the time. After I get

(01:09:06):
my mocaccini and a tank away cup, I always lick
the lid because all the foamy chocolates a little real
cho chok foam fim. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
I get iced, so I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah, but don't you like the Yeah, I get a
black coffee. There's nothing to look. But if you had
a cappuccinio or a latte, you would because it's because
the phone has the lip. It's a foamy milk bait.
And the coffee shop next door they do like it's
almost like a meniscus, and then and then and then
they put a lead on, so it's all in the lid.
Love it, don't waste the lid, dime sal little poles.

(01:09:37):
Do you look to take away coffee cup lit and bell?

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Are you serious about you? Literally just had it with
your arm while looking for it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
You know someone's getting lost at Lame Way today. There's
something going on with my brain.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
It's fifty to fifty. It's a perfect little pole. There
has an happen ever, oh yeah, for a long time.
Do you look the takeaway coffee cup lead as a
fifty to fifty split between yes? Wait you no, wait,
you're logged on to the Instagram account go ines.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Actually yes is three thousand, three hundred and thirty two.
Noah is three thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Two hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Yes, slightly has it, but slightly thanks to the Swedish,
we will need to remish We love dearly. The rounding
system means that it's fifty to fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Okay, So I born in Bromwin agrees with you, Long
Black Baby nothing alt oh.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Bron won't stop talking.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I think you're both doing it wrong, but famously not
some feedback, Long Black Baby doesn't like you read that one.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
I thought that was a tick. It was a reply.
Devin said, if you said yes, so you were a child,
I will judge you hard if I hear you go,
I do it, and I have no shame about doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Wixie says, you got to look the lead, otherwise you
get little trippies down the front. I also suck the
little hole on the top of the lid. That sounds
wrong to let the air in. Oh yeah, to clear it. Yeah,
because it lets the air.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
And siphoning it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
I'm a hot chocolate early in the froth is the
best part. Yes, so ship yeah, lock the lid, and
I don't give an f w You've got these preful
some of them will give you just yes and saying
I used to and then I cut my tongue with
my hasty greed. You don't go around hasty greed. You
don't go around you lack from the middle out. Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
I just tried to do it as a stupid example
to see how sharp it Wasn't it really a paper
cut my tongue like an idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Oh again, inside out? You don't put it around that
year and you're still talking about the cup because that
was quite graphic. If you missed that, you missed the
in the studio. I got a full I just got
a I just got a sealed section from Bloody Dolly
on how to do it? From carpet a flatterable people,

(01:11:58):
and I'm flastered. What would he know? Move on, zoe says,
are you ticking to seat on the camera of your bleeding?
Okay it five minutes later we.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Help doctor tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
We're not talking to doctor until he dumps the Southern
fletch guy. Zoey said, it is such an eck to
see a grown man like the lid of a carp
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Yeah, you're telling me women won't find me attractive.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
That's a bony killer man.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
That is so damn What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
A little baby? I get my Froff says literally, have
I never even considered this is an uption until read
in this poll today?

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Shall try? Will report?

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Careful of that tongue though, yeah, no, says pretty God
knows how many hands touched that lid. Well, we don't
bear to think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
Someone else texts in, saying unhygienic and disgusting.

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Do they take the lid off entirely rather than sup
from the Yeah, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
What you do. You take the lid off and you
lack the inside and then discard the lid. Yeah, well
you're throwing put it back on. Yeah, you're taking it out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Someone's throwing them out a new message. That's barb barrack
really of course barrack.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Wow. There's lots of things are like, but not that.
I don't know why, I says Sam. We'll give it
a go, Sam, don't knock until you try it. Only
baby boys who get china or cappucinas of the chucky
on top of the lid.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Yeah, and that's my list of X, says Libby.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, lads. There's a fifth few
reports here that woman are heterosexual, women are not finding
because of Lisbie's you know, I love the look lid.
The heterosexual woman are not finding this in attractive quality
in the man.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Okay, Doctor Shawne is listening and he's heard me. Don't
worry tongue wounds. He'll rapidly. You'll be sweet for the lane.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Way.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Realize it best done with alcohol, he seids so it
doesn't get infected.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Doesn't drink so we asked you, do you like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
I wasn't going to drink today?

Speaker 5 (01:13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
I got this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
You've got an acting degree and you couldn't even pull
that line off.

Speaker 10 (01:13:54):
I wasn't going to drink today at Laneway. I have
to for the world on my tongue. Wand do you
look the takeaway coffee cup lid? We asked you today
and the results were exactly fifty to fifty?

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Is that M podcast network?

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
We want to know right now from you. I eight
hundred dollars in him to give us a call nine
six nine six to text?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
What do you hate?

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
People always asking you the question? You always get something
that everyone brings up. Jason Bateman, who we're all fans,
a huge fan of des. He's been criticized for a
podcasts he did with Charlie XCX.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
So was this on the SmartLess podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Yes? Smart smart she's doing the rounds because I listened
to her Conan O'Brien podcast. Okay, she seemed like a
hard interview like she I think she's quite shy deep down,
and people don't expect that from someone a little performer,
but I feel like she is quite reserved, yes, yeah,
but very artistic.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
So she's on this thing talking and was talking about
her experience growing up as an only child, and then
Jason Bateman just sort of naturally followed up with like, oh,
does that mean that if you you know when you
have kids, that you'd want to have more than one? Yeah,
And she was like, no, I don't actually want to
have kids. And he said like, oh, wait, what you
don't like why why not? I'm just curious now, and
she was like, no, I don't want to like regret

(01:15:11):
having them, you know, I'd rather regret not having them
than regret having them, which I totally agree.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
I love the honesty because like, yeah, most people wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Say that, and I feel if you're not sure of it,
maybe don't because it is it's like a pet, except
they live long. Well, you've got two and one of
those fourteen tomorrow is fourteen tomorrow, which is insane because
I remember when she was. It was born, it was born,
she was little. Yeah, right, I held held the rugby
ball sized baby. She was a little, a little and

(01:15:41):
thank you there, because your preferred pronouns are things and
rugby ball, I don't remember when.

Speaker 5 (01:15:50):
The thing was baby.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Yeah, I'm I have not regretted it for a second. No,
I was very nervous about becoming you wanted to become
a parent. Yeah, we're very nervous and anxious about her,
but I don't agree to it. Yeah, and for those
that don't, once you get a partner or you get married,
it's all you get.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
So he said to her, and she said, no, I
you know, rather regret not having them than regret having them.
He said, you know that that'll all change when you
meet someone, and she said, well, I am now. And
he said, oh my god, I need to read a
newspaper one day. But like I had this a lot,
like because I don't want to have kids. People always
be like it'll.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Change one day, it'll change, you know, one it'll change.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
And I'm like, wow, I'm fifty six and I literally
have been looking up a history and you're like, literally like,
whip it all outlet.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
You're in balley with a party dart and.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Some in some mysterious cocktail. Someone's brought me and some
guys on a scooter heading over. I'm just living life,
you know what I mean. And that's the life you've
chosen to live, will I, you know, be sat in
my home at age sixty eight and wish I had
some cool adult kids.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Sure, maybe, but from what I understand, hardly anyone visits
and in these homes. So if you're old, why are
you a home at sixty eight?

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Because the of the party darts, mysterious cocktails and the gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
I discuss you've been with no choice, you've been physically
depleted that you have to be put into a home
at sixty Yeah, it is a bit early for a home.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
But I feel like, I mean, well, we'll hear from people.
It's like when you're getting married, when you're having kids,
when you're doing this, when you're gonna find yourself, You know,
when are you gonna find yourself a nice woman?

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah, I'm I'm in barley with Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Cheersing to the same mysterious drink.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
You know what, tall people, it doesn't have to be
like relationship or babies. Tall people, do you plue basketball? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
How's the weather up there?

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Or maybe because of your job.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
You just get the same question, can you, doctor Shawney,
can you look at this rash on my foot?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Or if you're a gorgeous but racially sort of ambiguous,
like where are you from. Hello, Yeah, you get this time.
You know when people ask you where you're from. I
mean we're in christ Church, part of Christ. Yeah, okay,
well I want one hundred dollars at him. Would love
to take your calls now, and ticks through nine six
nine says what do you hate people always saying to you?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Always asking you?

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
We want to know now the questions that you always
get asked? Because Charlie xc X in an interview, was
asked about kids. It's something that people always get asked
about if they're.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
Married or with a long term partner and babies coming.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yep, they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
Oh we keep trying or we don't want one. That attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
It was kind of a big This kind of happened
on the SmartLess podcast with Jason Bateman. It kind of
blew up a little bit. People are kind of buying back.
It was just it was him being a bit thoughts Yah,
yeah about it. I didn't Yeah, I didn't. Think. It's
just funny that you said your opinion might change when
you meet the right person.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
She's well, I just got married. It's very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Yeah, just a lot of awkward, but we want to know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Yeah, what do people always say to you, what are
people always ask.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
You anonymous joints? It's anonymous? What do people always ask
you that you hate anonymously?

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Yes, that's you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Yes, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (01:19:04):
Normally it makes like a clicking sound when you guys
turn over.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
So this isn't your first time on in with us.

Speaker 11 (01:19:13):
No, So this is just meant to be an anonymous
text message and I was not meant to be talking
about that anytime I meet I just want to clarify
that anytime I meet new people, after they've had a
couple of drinks, they then asked me if my behind
is real? You I paid for a.

Speaker 12 (01:19:33):
BBL, which I've never had surgery in my entire.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Life, so you just got to like packing a big dumper.

Speaker 12 (01:19:39):
But like for me, I think I look like everybody else.
But as soon as everyone has like a couple of drinks,
it all comes out WHOA.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
I could never ask somebody that I could.

Speaker 12 (01:19:52):
You have a couple of drinks? And like I was
like an Auckland two weeks and I met all these
new people and every single.

Speaker 10 (01:20:01):
One of them asked me anonymous.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Just you got you got to be like is that real?

Speaker 11 (01:20:09):
And I'm like, what are you talking about and I'm like,
is it real?

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
I mean if I might.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Say, take the compliment, I mean you do you take
it as a compliment or you're just sick of it
it's too much.

Speaker 12 (01:20:19):
Well, I think I don't think anything, like I think
I look like a normal person. And then it comes
out of nowhere and I'm like, I guess so because
it's like obviously in fashion, so people really like it.
But I'm like, if I had ten or twenty grand
do you think.

Speaker 9 (01:20:36):
I'd be here sitting talking to you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
That's brilliant? What a savage reply.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
And the congrats on the dumpers, congratulations, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
You obviously like you're just like I just look like
everybody else, So you're not like really targeting the area.

Speaker 12 (01:20:52):
Well, I mean like, I mean I don't walk around
with no clothes on, but like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
You know, no, I didn't mean that. I mean like
at the gymmy you like specifically squatting and everything.

Speaker 12 (01:21:04):
I barely go to the gym, and when I go,
only the stars because I don't even wait steer master.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Okay, so that's is going to add more stairs because
I saw the other day minutes. I don't like the
steer machine at the gym because it's a trance and
then trances me and I think it's it looks too cory,
like it's going to eat me. It's going to suck
you with like ancalator that's on steroids.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
Yeah, Anonymous, sake you for sharing this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Some messages it I always get asked what mix I am? Oh, yep,
you know my ethnicity there?

Speaker 5 (01:21:41):
What mix?

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
I don't mind ask and answering, but it's always asked,
is this. I have a friend brown person with light eyes.
I have a friend who once got told she was
the what was it? Just the right amount of brown?
Isn't that what?

Speaker 9 (01:21:57):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Okay, wow, you're just a run amount of brain.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
I'm really pale, and I'm sick of people asking me
if I'm unwell when I go without makeup?

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Okay, yeah, can we just shout out that that person
who does get told that they look a little bit unwell?
We tried to get them on the phone, produce a
car and called them they're unwell, they're in hospital. Listen
it so great?

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Not great timing for them with that text?

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Is it? So?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Maybe maybe Anonymous? When people are asking if you run well,
it's because you're in a hospital. Bid more more than
the colored skirt, makeup like this other times, seriously though,
don't get well? Oh please get well, listening to us
in the hospitals and peace some other messages. Why don't
you questions? I'm sick of answering why don't you have
read here? Because both my sisters have read here and

(01:22:42):
I don't. People are asking me there on twenty six.
I hate when people say when are you going to
buy a house? When are you getting married? Like it's
none of your business. I'm twenty six, give me a break.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
A couple of messages and from people going through IVF,
and the moment you say you're doing IVF even it
is like, here's my opinion.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Have you tried this? It's like you can't win though,
because if you don't tell people you're doing IVY. If
when you're having a booby yeah sex five, people say
to him do you play basketball?

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
He always asks do you play minigolf?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
Do you know how much people would pay to have
that color here?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Oh? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
When are you going to lose the baby weight?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Oh no?

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
And they said, oh my god, please, my child's only
two hundred and sixteen months old.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
I'm a female heavy deel mechanic and people always ask
me what made you want to be a mechanic? It's
such dirty work. I'm like, yeah, but it pays sex
figures and I like my job. So he's a paramedic.
I'm constantly asked with the worst thing I've ever seen
is it's the worst, very annoying question and often leads
like Trugger's trauma. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
I don't think i'd ever ask someone that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
No, No, you do ask anytime someone said they've been
in the army, have you ever shot someone? Which multiple
people in the Army have told us it's not a
nice question, like a video game hornets instance, through a
scope that is insane.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Have you ever shot anyone?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
The bigger question is have you ever tossed a grenade?

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Or have you ever been show yes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Or have you been inside of tank? Yeah? Have been shot?
Because that's going to link to the trauma trauma as well,
that's trauma, Haley, what about? Damien said, I always get
bro for a malty. You don't act like a malty,
And I asked, how does supposed to act?

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
Just Yeah, that's still so wild. Out of the big cities. Yeah,
and I'm an American.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
I get a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
What do you think of Trump?

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Like everybody wants to know, Like I mean, they're in
New Zealand now they are escaping America.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
Did you read that about the daughter doesn't share our DNA,
which is visually very obvious, and I had it when
people ask her her real parents are oh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Yeah, guys, man, you think before you speak.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Sometimes I sometimes don't speak. I reckon, shut up nixt on.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
The show Valentine's Day is next week, It'll be what
Saturday week?

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Satty week?

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Yeah, weeks? Not? No, you are you hard? Launching? I'm
away dot dot dot. Well next on the show there
is do you know while we've been on here doing
this break, I've solved three of doctor Shawne's crossword clothes.
This guy like I love ye. I know we're speaking

(01:25:21):
about that in a little bit of pot over the weekend.
Now ruined you No, No, No, I haven't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:27):
Yeahs order.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Christmas down a leaf scraping tool blank a blank e
just like Rake And He's like, oh my god, you
did that while you're on he I was thinking of
a little tool that you scraped the leaf clean with.
I'm like there is no tool that scraped the leak
leaf clean. Okay, last one single item I get E
get item, single items, single single article article, I get

(01:25:53):
E get.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Maybe this could be a new segment.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
I love it. It's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Does that M podcast network plays?

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Valentine's Day is next week? It'll be next Saturday, Saturday next.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
I want to clear a rumor. Okay, I'm going away
next week in on Valentine's Day and I just want
to clear the rumor. I just want to clear the air.
It is not with mister Daniel Beddingfield who edited you
on Instagram. I'm not dating him. There's nothing between us, right.
I don't know what the follower was about, but it's
not him.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Well, this has happened at quite a few places zoos
and stuff overseas before. But this Valentine's Day Butterfly Creek
in Auckland, you know, near Auckland, they have an opportunity
for you to.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
How would you say, cleanse?

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Yeah, sort of purge energy from your soul, yes, purge
your eggs basically, so you can buy for ten dollars
a insect.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Now there'll be a cray a creepy crawly locust, a cricket,
or a mealworm, and that will be a signed to
your ex's name. Like say, for example, you and Vorn
were together and then you broke up.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Oh my god, the scandal. How would we go on
as a station.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
And then it was you know, it was a messy breakup.
You would then what did he do to me? He
set your house on fire? Because I would leave it
an incident because you know he doesn't use gas normally.
And I've got asle okay, and so you you say, well,
I this Valentine's say. Want to move on from maybe

(01:27:39):
to Daniel Beddingfield. I don't know. I've got a new
Daniel in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
I don't need Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
So you want to purge yourself of these memories and
you move on. Yes, you would buy an insect. It
would be called and you'd get a video of them
feeding Vorn to an animal. An animal.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yes, it's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
I think there are some zoos and whatnot that have
done this overseas. But is this a first for New Zealand.
I think it might be. Yeah, it's so good. So
you can go to Butterfly Creek dot co dot z
and do that. I mean, it doesn't need to be
like you know for a you know, an X and
a bad.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
Situation school teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
You know, oh they done you wrong, right, or someone
that's wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:28:18):
They've done me wrong. You never believed in me?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Well look at me now, look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Now plays it ends flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
I find this quite fascinating, and this is not me
making attack. Don't shoot the messenger because there is a neuroscientist,
doctor Jared. He says that gen Z are the first
generation in two hundred plus years that will be less
intelligent than their parents. So every other generation we've we've

(01:28:47):
gotten smarter and smarter and more smarter.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
We're the smarterest So we are.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
The smarterests as millennials. Yes, I've done school manbody else
you've seen it and you've done it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
I got to the class, I done all the book.
I've seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Smarter than my last generation.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Smart, So I got streets smart man, I got.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
All sorts of smart.

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
Well, so why are you wearing your hat backwards like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
I don't like it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
Fred Dursk, you got.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
To keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, keep rolling and rolling, rolling.

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
Their hair backwards to the festival today.

Speaker 8 (01:29:23):
No, no, please don't now you know we've been loving
no ship Right here, I am okay, right here, I
can learn the house.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
Put your hands. When I went on started, you don't care,
then we don't care. When I went on a date
with a younger man last year and he didn't know,
didn't know, was it's get out of my house?

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
What are you doing here? I remember to look at
his face.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
And I didn't give someone a Jameric way one I
won the other day and I loved every minute of it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
You know, decide and we'll come back. The Instagram meme
of like your sleep paralysis demon but he's Jamerica.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Got me on. I could not stop laughing. But it
needs to be explained anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
Doctor Jared Horvarth says gen Z is gonna be is
breaking a long standing pattern of human cognitive development.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
So historically we learn more, we know more, Right, is
it screens?

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Is it's screens? So he ad The decline is linked
to over resilience of smartphones and digital technology.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
It does it all for us.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
We don't actually learn it. We don't actually know these things,
so problem solving. They're not as good at reading comprehension
that don't need to be memory because it's just so
quack mathematics, attention and focus.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
All down for you would just Google a problem if
you've always had Google and now AI. Yeah, And he
was saying, it's miserable.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
It's not just a perceived YOSS and like we sort
of thinking this, like it's miserable in their level of
intelligence first time two hundred plus years as a duration.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
You don't if you don't know what that means, google
it maybe if you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Don't know what thick means, and maybe look it up
in the Oxford.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Dictionary, plays it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
MS.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
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