Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 4th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Flee Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
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Speaker 4 (00:09):
Please Worn and Hailey. Happy Wednesday. Brad Elson's coming up, Yeah, Brady, he's.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
On the phone. He's not via the phone. You didn't
let me finish. You interrupted me.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
What I meant to say was brad Elson's coming in
via the phone line.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
He's got and I tell you what, he's got some
bad news because petrol is going to go up and
key we sav is going to go down because of
the Shenanigan's in the Middle East.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
That's a great way of putting it.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Actually, I've been hearing from some of our Middle Eastern listeners,
so Kiwi's and Katar Kweis and Doha Kiwi's in the
United Arab Emirates.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's there and prayers horrible over there. I was just
I don't want to be house messaging. Let me find it.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
One of my West Auckland semi locals, who's in her
name Katan Qatar, she's she said, listen.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
To the podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Currently living in Guitar but of dairy farmer Helensville. And
she said, I said, what's it like, what's happening? She said,
it's like COVID lockdown here online learning, staying indoors about teachers,
her and a partner. Yep, just as we're going to
be at a few bangs overhead, good stuff, I said,
how do you get out? Like say, you're just like nah,
I'm going home. Air Space is closed, so you need

(01:19):
to get Saudi visa, drove over the border boat to
Egypt and fly out.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
From there to wherever you could possibly get a flight.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
None of the flights are going over the Middle East
as well, so yeah, it's crazy times. We're going to
catch up with somebody who's living in Dubai. Emma was
another person. She's just skydiving and Dubai.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
This is what's so.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah, airspace is closed, so you can't go skyd You
guys have been skydiving, imagining skydiver and bloody scatter the missiles.
It was like the opening scenes of It's like watching Masters.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Of the Year. Yeah, that Apple show.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, the flak it's pretty well, no thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
The top sex is on the way.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
There's calls for every prison cell to have a phone
in it like a line. So I've decided if they
want landline, they've got to have the top six other
nineteen nineties features of a bedroom and their jail cell.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Coming up four minutes past six. Next on the show, I've.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Had a shocking season for tomatoes. Have you Patsy wants
a little update on the rue barb.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's alive, Okay, that's starting the show with guardening.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
You are starting to show with a little bit of
garden because there's some horticulture news. Tomatoes that smell like
dot dot dot. I'll tell you what tomatoes smell.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Tomatoes smell like tomatoes, tomato, something else. I love the
smell of tomatoes. A few tomato leaves. What have they
been engineering? Engineering tomato? We've had an engineering tomatoes engineering situation.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
I don't think tomatoes needed an update.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I neither. I'm a huge fan. I hate them. I
hate them. So maybe tomato. Maybe tomatoes up with the.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Fletched worn and Hailey, big pod. I've noticed this. A
fresh tomato pepped straight from the plant smells significantly different
to a tomato that you purchased from the supermarket well year,
because it's been hanging out in the back of the supermarket,
isn't it. Yes, like firsh and refrigerated, transported. Well, apparently

(03:22):
the fragrance of tomatoes is the first thing that goes.
What does it smell like a fresh off the vine tomato?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I don't know what it does, it smells. It just
smells like it tomato.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yeah, yeah, Well, apparently the fading flavor and the scent
goes first, and then the flavor follows, because that's what
true picking a cherry tomato. I love cheue tomatoes, pak
a chey tomato straight off the plant, and chocolate in
the gobs.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Since experience, sand tomatoes a right when they're mixed in with.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
You, we're through in the midst of a sealad sauce.
Maybe in a sandwich, but I'm.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Like, I'll take it out of burgers.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
All sandwiches here every time. I just hate them on
their own. God awful.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Sap sogs, Your sandwich sogs, you are. Oh, we've got
some real tomato haters on the show so well. The
Chinese scientists have developed a new tomato variety that holds
onto its flavor and scent for longer. However, it smells
like popcorn. I love the smell of pop It's been
described as.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Like a nutty.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I don't like eating popcorn unless it's covered in caramel.
But but it smells delicious because it reminds you automatically
takes you to the movies and when you're like.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
The movies the other day, buttery popcorn.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
So Chinese, we're like, we're like fussy children, Yeah, fussy
little Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
In the Chinese laboratory, they identified the genes that are
involved and how long it keeps it scent for, and
they use that Crisper machine, you know, that genetic the
thing that can alter.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Switch talking about the Ninja Crisper dehydrator.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
So you've got the Ninja creamy, you got the Ninja slushy,
and you've got the Ninja Chris Crasper, which just sits
on your bench. It takes up a bit of room,
but it can genetically modify things last switching on. So
they found the specific genes and the tomato that actors aromatics,
and they just basically flipped the switch on them. And
now it'll last longer popcorn. At least it's not another pandemic,

(05:33):
you know in the Chinese lad years that gonna yeah,
the tomato virus where we all turn into turn into
mush yeah, so they've done it, turns you're insight into soppy,
wet mush. They've like flipped other ones in the DNA
breakdown of a tomato, and but it had like all
of a sudden, they were like really sweet and then

(05:54):
it's like, so why go though, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, it's not. They haven't done it on purpose.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh right, cranking it, just by cranking it, that's now
what the scent, right, is more like symbol.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
It's more nutty. They said.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
It's the nuttiest smell and it's not exactly what you
expect from a tomato and popcorn.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Still still not a fan.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
For the middle to be firmer and less ceed.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
More like an apple or no, more like a malon.
I just I don't think. I just think I'm just
done with them. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Ass when people ask me what a person tastes like,
look at a person, try.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Like, what does that taste like? Orange thing?

Speaker 6 (06:36):
It's a carrot apple, carrot apples.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Again, it's a no from you know on a person
too little ships.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
You're going hungry because your mother and I only got person.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
But I don't want nuggets, no nuggets.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
The fleet worn and haleyd.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
From the unmoderated comment section. This is the tops X.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Where is it call sport prisoners to have in your email?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Is my email? Someone replied to it.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yes, I knew that would cause a problem and I
was going to address that today.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
How it's been addressed now?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Wow? There are calls for a phone in every jail
cell so that prisoners can call.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Loved ones, stay connected, Stay connected?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, because what is like your standard New Zealand prison cell?
Is it one each? Or do you bunk with someone?
Is there a TV in there?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You've got to be bunking.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
It's been so long since I was in there. When
I was there, Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
My god, you just told everyone you're in prison. I
have a criminal pass Youah sure, I don't know. We
all just imagine it from the movie.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Yeah, prison look like but like text in nine six
nine sex. If you've been in prison, what did you have?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I mean, this is the argument that you know, you
lose your freedoms because you've broken the law and you
do your time. But then I guess the other argument
is like, you know people isolated, Yeah, then what is
that due to a human being? And then you should
they be able to talk to their family and friends
and loved ones.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
So I just googled and it's head New Zealand prisons.
More modern units can have sensory gardens.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh, a sensory gardens regard well like CHINGI airport where
the waterfall in it inside, I don't have a sensory garden'.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's not fair. I pay text. But if you murder someone,
you'll get a sensory garden.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
It takes yeah, but I don't want to murder someone.
I want to bury them in my sensory garden. Individual
nine meter square cells.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
So that's a three way three? Now is that bigger
than your apartment? Shannon?

Speaker 6 (08:46):
At myth towers?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Three at the room just around the side and stuff
as well.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Not your kitchen, and they don't get a dairy. That
sounds chicken.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
My entire apartment's thirty seven meters squared okay, so.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
But my bedrooms the size of a double bed, plus
like thirty centimeters on each scoot rom.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, you can walk, and my hallway.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
You can't put your arms out like you can't carry
your shopping or anything.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
Your entire apartment is four New Zealand prison cells.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, I mean that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
So do you have a sensory garden?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Sometimes when the it's real wendy stuff blows inside, you
go and again to.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Rate it looking at things you've made that wind and
horrible into a sensory garden quite positive toilets, TVs and desks,
and now there's there's there's calls for it to have
a telephone in each individual.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Prison cell as well phone. Would you have an individual
phone number.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Through the director also, like you're going to have to
have one of those things mum had growing up, like
a roller Dex for all the phone numbers, because I
can't remember numbers. We maybe a modern landline has some
programmble memory.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, maybe favorites. Yeah, your favorites.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Well, I got the Top six other nineties features I
think jail sales should have.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, that's if they're gonna have a landline. It's very nineties.
Bedroom mam, I want a landline and my room I
want to phone. Well, we've got a unit in cordless room.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Top six Other ninety feature. Charis Sale is gonna have
number six on the list of Jonathan Taylor, Thomas Poster
the only one that has been arrested from that show.
Thees have faced arrest.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Arrested. He deeply Christian.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
He went a bit right wa win but he's winner
but right.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
But the other one.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Just got arrested. The other other week or sent to prison.
The oldest one Brant.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Some fisties some dimiss was it dimss? First cuffs? Was it?
Do you want to google that? Allen went to prison firsticuffs.
The other one t Y Bryant.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
He's just gone to prison and no one can remember
the actor who played Mark Remember when he went goth
home improvement wow Man. Number five on the last of
the top six Other nineties features. Jail cells can have
a lava lamp.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh, be careful with that lava lamp, calming, Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
You're not going to get prison riots if there's a
lava lamp. People, No, that's relaxing. So what you just
get into the trance of the goo, just going around
and a round.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
Sentenced to sixteen months in prison following a dui arrest
in twenty twenty four, but this was only seven days ago.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Sixteen months county jail.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
He's going to jail, not prayers, right, okay?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Number four on the last of the top six Other
ninety speeches. Jail cells can have. If they want a landline,
they can have to have a Furby. Oh my god,
fun one of the nineties one of the nineties Furbies
that you couldn't turn off. Yeah, right with a big
blinking the middle of the Night'll be like you'd be
like not today, Ferby, you take the batteries out.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
And would still work, and then it haunts you.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yes, some said each Furby came with the soul of
a child that died in the sixteen hundreds.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Kind of call it you to yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Number three on the last of the top six other
nineties features, jil sales. Can have a twelve inch black
and white television that you got from your grandparents inherited
your grandparents.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Deep deep.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Put that on the white twy han't to put on
the wall.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
You know how TV's just like sit on frames now
and you're just like, that's a TV on a wall.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Back in the day when those big fat TVs pubs
have put them on the wall and they were like, yeah,
I'll tell you what, kids these days will not know
the sheer panic that you had at the dentist seeing
one of those giant TVs hommering above your head and
you're just like, have they fixed that to the roof enough?

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Yeah, they just got the nurser's husband to come into us.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, I think you're going to say kids wouldn't know
the sheer panic of being in your beard and there's
a small television that you're watching something wildly inappropriate on
in your bedroom and you hear your parents get out
and they're come into the room and you've got to
dive up turn the TV because you're watching the TV
watching Red Shoe Diaries. Manuel in Paris, Man in Paris,
soft soft soft, back.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
The day we used to get soft cool.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Yeah, it was like no genitals, very boobs and.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Buts and now like me all fingertips.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
We had to work either thing I want right now.
We had to work for it.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah. We had to stay up late to be sneaky
ten k's and the snow just to turn the channel on.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yes, every time I wanted to change the channel.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
And now you a TK snow walk you can just
get your cheap thrills.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
You don't know what it was like trying to get off.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Some times of the Farmer's Catalog, well farmers, you see
the Farmer's Catalog, Nestle amongst the White cut her times
because of course we live.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Really and they were delivered together and you do open
it up and they were having a lunger race, misial
vorn nice Teddies, Christmas from Young Vaughn, Absolute Christmas News,
Easter or roll into one a bigger ugar, especially if
they acquired themselves a brown model, which was in the
nineties quite outrange.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, yeah, one and there where is she from that? Yeah?
From from number two on the list? That from from
your people? Where are they from?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Well? Where you?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Where are your grandparents from? Originally?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, I just don't get asset as white people wanted
to ask, because I can say Ireland.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Go back for enough, Ireland.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Mostly Scotland number two on the list of the top
six other nineties features. Jail sales can have. They can
have a dream catcher, but the dealers are going to make.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
It themselves lovely dream catchers.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
We did elect and to media, this has really turned
into a nostalgia break and I'm totally here for it.
We did electives at intermediate. Did you do electives where
it was not like a learning thing, but you would
choose and if you were there on the day and
you got first choice, you'd always ch just chocolate making.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
But then if we made a movie. Yeah, so electors,
you got to. One of our electives was.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Dream catchers, and the woodwork teacher shout out, mister King.
He took dream catching and we made dream catches, and
he had a collection of animal parts scavenged from the side.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Of the road. Clause talents. I made. One in the
talent was holding a marble. You know one of your
school was down in the rankings. Char you know what
second period?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Hell yeah, and number one, number one on the list
of the top six other nineties features jail sales can have.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
We should do a phone and topic on one day
looking back? What were you taught in school? That was weird? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Love that dream catching every Wednesday afternoon for six weeks.
Was love that we made so many dream catches. Mind
you at lasted a long time. It might still bit
my parents. Play somewhere. Mama worried dreams. I'm worried.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was a sign of the occult she had Marilyn
Nnson to worry about.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Number one of those of the topics of the ninety speeches.
Jail sales can have a candle links and or impulse
bodies pray still one that's not good.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
That was so good.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
I still remember it. Now that's not really good. That
is to day's top six.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Does that m podcast needwork?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I have a storage locker?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, those pretty cool gate opens you
put in your little coat gate opens.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
All these ones and all these ones.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
I like my last one. You could see over the top.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
You could almost see the other people's and it's just
over the top.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
There was like a little gate grill. I guess for victimation.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Because I only know storage lockers from movies and TV
shows and nothing nothing awesome. If it happens in a
storage people, by myth l either hiding dead bodies there,
they escaping or the police are raiding it or nothing good.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
No, well that's not what you're gonna do with your
storage unit, or is that what you're admitting here?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
And now?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
No, because I'm renovating and so everything's moving out into
the storage like for a couple of months, and I'm
just excited.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
No, they are fun and they really make you feel
like an adult. Ye, look at me with my things.
I've acquired these things.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, so I had one for a time and you
had to hire it by the month, I think, yeah,
and some of the stuff was pretty much moved out
and I still had the storage in it. And I
went and sat on there for a bit. I've had
some car and shut the door.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I was thinking, like for the and shut the door,
ran high the car off, the car running. It was right.
People hire them to store like play cars.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, but no, I'm very excited about this.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Can we have a little friendship hang in your storage unit?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
I mean I was kind of thinking like if you
couldn't find a flat, like, let's be one hundred bucks
a week, I think for a big one.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, but there's no toilet or running water.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
There as a toilet or there's a tot.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
As you want close to a macas well a gym nearby,
because I went to the gym yesterday, different gym tore
usual and I was going to the bathroom and I
something caught my eye on the bin and I looked
and someone had had two of those alcoholic lemonades.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Now, my thought is.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
That's not someone who's post or post workout. That's somebody
who's using the facilities.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Of the gym.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Come and shower up, get ready after hours when the
office people aren't there and having a.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Bit of a pre load.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Have a couple of shower cans, yeah, I mean, yeah,
a couple of shower cans. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
But I mean if you absolutely welcome to hang because
it's my locker. But how far away is it from amenities?
Because if we need to wear nothing right now, we
can bring a bucket. I hate a bucket with a lid. Yeah,
no poopse just swe it needs on the moment.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
How far is the walk? Okay, you are not doing that.
Drunk keys and one of those. We should live in
it for a week. Can we stay in it?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
I haven't read the I scrolled down and it's like
sign this contract, and I was.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Like scroll scroll, scroll, scroll scroll sign.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I didn't read any of it, but I'm pretty sure
in there there's a clause about not living in there.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
I've got a big, king sized Airbard mattress, and I say,
the three of us do a night.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
In your storage storage sleepover. I got how fun?

Speaker 4 (19:26):
I always needed to a three, So that's not happening.
It was a guy when I had one who was
playing drums in it.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Your same what like, did you have one at the
same unit as me?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Because I had mineum No, I had mine on the
side of the north Western Motorway when you're going west.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
That's on the left, that one you can see from
the road. It's mine. And there was a guy sign
because nobody wants that in their household next to their house.

Speaker 7 (19:50):
He would just practiced for hours. Almost every time I
was there. This drummer was there.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Should we start a band in your storage.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Storage in a band, bring my keyboard and we'll call
it storage. Or it could be a death metal band
that needs store rage this unit instead of gu and
we're just a gangster ra.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Needwork. Plays that ends flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
There's a British father and son.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Their names of Joshua and George Kohler.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
They are cycling around the world aiming for a father
son Guinness World record twenty four countries, a big cycle.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It was cycling and our light ring. We've been everywhere,
been everywhere.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
On our bikes and they have claimed their review of
New Zealand they have claimed that we have the most
agro drivers in the.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
World and the world because they're what they're kind of
finishing up their world record here and they've been everywhere
and so they're not wrong.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
They've been to twenty four countries. In New Zealand, they
spent seventeen days cycling one five hundred kilometers.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That's almost top to bottom of it.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
Yeah, And they claim they received daily abuse, including close.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Passing, yeap, shouting, get.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Off the roads, oh that's not on.

Speaker 7 (21:08):
A scary near miss happened near Murchison where there was
a caring a caravan overtook them on a blind bind.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
South South Island roads.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I mean, I loved I love a bit of cycling,
but I yeah, I would never cycle on some hearts
in New Zealand roads like you've just got a death wash,
especially around some of those places.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
They said New Zealand had the most beautiful scenery of
their entire trip, but the most agro drivers. They also
had lots of drivers giving them the finger. And I
just saw on TikTok, we're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Why what are we doing now?

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Thumbs downing people?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
And think about how much more that hurts.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
And I would like if you drive past rather than
flipping them off, which shows that you're you're aggressive and
your more impact.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
I just boom, give them a yeah boom.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I've always laughed at people that get agro because same
that makes it even worse. Look at we just said this, right,
We just said it, and we said, yeah, it's crazy.
And I was about to say I think cyclists are
treated terrible on the roads.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
We're already getting Dick's messages Bay. They were probably.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Biking in the middle of the road, all right, But
when they're cycling side by side and taking up the whole.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Role, I see. I hate that. I hate that.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I mean, I don't cycle a lot old cycling around
the city, but like all of these, I'm not going
to be signed by side next to someone.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I'm going to be in the middle of the road.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Sometimes you're like, you can see why the agro happens if.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
You are a cyclist and someone one of the key
drivers gives you some air grow behavior.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Rather than flipping the bird.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Or losing your call, just look at them shaking him.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Down plays it in Splitch one and Haley, here.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Is an influenza who did not read the instructions.

Speaker 7 (22:54):
No, And I feel like, I don't know how he's
done this without seeing it.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
So I drank like four drinks with the straw. The
cleaning brush is inside the straw. Do you think I
knew that the cleaning brush was inside the straw the
whole time. I sipped four drinks.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
With the brush.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Like that.

Speaker 7 (23:18):
So you know when you buy like a metal or
a glass straw or something and it has its little
chowby things so you can clean it and get your
smoothie stuff out, which no one uses.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Right, what occasionally love a good cleaner.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
It's only when I can see the spitsy seeds of
you know, rasberries and stuff around it. But he would
I want to know what drinks he put through that
thing because they would have been like kind of almost
filtered through the bottle brush.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, and it would have been like the straw sucks.
It doesn't have a lot of sun.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Something something obstructing my beverage.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
I don't know that especially it was a thick drink, Yeah,
for a fat I don't.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
I don't tend to read instructions. I mean, my dad's
always said, you only read the instructions when something goes wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, totally everyone.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
Right, flat pack furniture, You tip that out and you laugh, Yeah,
it'll all make sense.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
And then a couple of sprus at the end, A
melan key at some point.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (24:12):
No, I don't read instructions, even on tech things. I'm
just like, I'll push that button that feels like the
obvious one to turn it on, because you.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Just if you get something new, you just want to
set it up or you just want to use it
straight away.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
You know when your phone updates and it's like do
you want to tour through the new and you're.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Like, no, let's feel it. Yeah, I'll find out later, But.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
I do feel like, yeah, sometimes you learn a hard lesson.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Well, that is what we want to know this morning.
I like one hundred dollars in em as our number.
You can text through as well. Nine six nine sex.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
See the first text and we don't do that with
here Die read those instructure.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, there's some things you definitely read the instructions. The
word burns in there, Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
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already coming through nine six nine sexy text.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
When didn't you read the instructions? Right now?

Speaker 6 (24:55):
When didn't you read the instructions and probably live to
regret it.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Crystal joins us morning, Crystal, what you didn't read the
instructions is when it came to hair die another one
of these.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, I just it.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
Was supposed to be the test patch, not to leave
it in your hair for sixty minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
We don't do the test wait, I never do when
it's like when you're trying to get a stained out
of something and it's this little stone stick course is
dry test patch first?

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
No, So how long are you meant to leave hair
die in for?

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Tut twenty five minutes?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Oh wow, Crystal, why did we leave it in an hour?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
It's like when people don't read the instructions of hair
removal cream the vele.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, it'll remove your hair and your scared in your skin.
So Crystal, what happened?

Speaker 9 (25:41):
Well, I just again put the hair die in, left it.
You know, it's like burning in it chair. Oh, it's
obviously working, washed it out, it was still burning. Had
a glass of wine and then now husband was like,
your face is like kind of swelling, and you're like
and you you look like quasi motor. I'm like, that's

(26:05):
not very nice. And went to the A and A
and they said, yeah, you're you know, you're an you know,
anaphylactic shot. It will spread down to your lungs. We
need to give you a steroid injection in your bat.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh it's good.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
And then she's like how much do you weigh?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I'm like, rude, excuse you, Ben, yeah, rude yeah yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
And so then I was like, well I need to
be skinny, so I took like tens off. No no, Crystal, no,
you know, like that's really like not working, like and
you know, and then they're like, you need to tell
us your correct way otherwise you're going to like not
wake up because it will spread to your lungs. So yeah,
it nearly died.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Well, so you nearly dined because you took ten CAGs.
It wasn't enough of a dose.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Because you wanted to be skinny with a different hair color.
This is the beauty standards that women are put under.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
And you married this man.

Speaker 9 (27:02):
Yeah, and it's our twenty year anniversary today, Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Anniversary. Part of that's so good, Crystal?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Thank you give your texts coming in nine six nine sex?
When did you not read the instructions when.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You should know?

Speaker 7 (27:16):
When didn't you read the instructions? I love someone just
text And what is this thing you call instructions?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
We just don't read them.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I didn't read the instructions on how to prime my
we go vy pen. I wasted a whole one hundred
and forty dollars dose.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Wait what do you mean prime? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I've never like, do you have to like take the
top off or you have to three four three? If
you could let us know how your primer will go.
Or is it like you know, when you're going to
start the lawmar and you have to press the pump
button to pump the fuel into the fuel line.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah, yeah, like a red hot maybe, So you got
to check it.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
You've got to check the flow to ensure the metical
flow medication passes through the needle properly before the first injection.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It removes air bubbles.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
I'm about to check my floor or your aar bubbles
and injections famously don't go well for you.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, bad for you.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Also us just humble bragging. We've even done my GOV.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
But like if someone just dropped off some would you
just like, oh my god, straight in the time? Is
that where you do?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
There?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
We'll GOV. Don't you get it? And you're like your
bits on your straight into the bits you want gone
hurry up and make a pearl because I will never
inject myself. Oh my god, it's going to be a pearl.

Speaker 9 (28:24):
There is.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I'm not saying I want to use it, but I'm
just saying, if I ever wait, there's the problem face
pearl for the face three sixty manger, Nick down, Nick, Okay,
So we're a paper bag. You're a butter You're a butterface.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's what that's that's what I actually come to work
to feel better about myself.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Oh do you? Yeah, wrong workplace.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
I said to the husband, to read the instructions before
you put together the David Troubridge light. Now I've googled
a David truebridge sound. It's those wooden ones that are
all like platted together, those ones, Yes, and I thought
they came assembled.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
That sounds like a night ne to put together. Yeah,
it does.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
But anyway, they only cost five thousand dollars, so you
think they'd come assembled. But anyway, he had to restart
a few times, and he ended up reading the instructions. Yeah,
I thought about five thousand dollars, which I would never do.
No ever, I'd read the instructions. I'd buy a five
thousand dollar house. I loved someone message. I didn't read
the instructions to the parenting book.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
I just moved the bookmark forward every day so that
my wife thought that I did kids turn out okay,
though I.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Was accused of not reading the instructions.

Speaker 4 (29:39):
But I pointed out to the service person who came
that nowhere in the manual did it said to remove
the travels strews on the washing machine? Oh yeah, oh yeah,
you got to remove the travels barrel. You got to
take the house before you use a washing machine. So
that's everywhere in the manual. But they said it wasn't,
and they showed it to the boy got their money back.
Oh really, it wasn't in the manual.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Somebody said, I've never played a game where I've watched
the tutorials without how to do the controller instructions. I
get straight past it, and then I'm like, well, I
don't know how to play this game.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Make up your own rules. Just running around a village.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Just axing people because it's only thing your teammates plays.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Now Sunday is my run day and I'm doing eight
point five. If you've just joined the shore, I'm not
a runner. I'd never have done a run I'm doing
around the bays in Auckland.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You came out running, vesta I've got, came.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Up running vestment, came up wrap around running sunnies.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
But the outfit was not complete because.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
God or God, I'm running as part of a team.
A friend of mine, their workplace was doing, you know,
put in together a team. And so as part of
running with this team, we were all getting d shirts made.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh yeah, this is a big thing because a lot
of it is for charity.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
And it's for a company. A workplace will make them.
So I've joined a workplaces running team and it's the
workplaces read badge security and if you if you don't
know them, you'll recognize them. They're the ones in the
yellow vests.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
They're the ones that they take as straight the drink
at the.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Rugby or they you know, these people look at risking
getting a doodle in their face every day work you tack,
you know, and some of us might think that's a
fun way to spend the evening.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
But these people aren't. They not choosing that life. No,
they're not choosing that life. They didn't choose to protect
the innocent, uphold the lore and get a doodle in there.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Yeah, they're there to protect the players.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
They didn't come for a doodle in the face.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
So yesterday my friend came over and said, whatever, it's
see me hard and he was like, I've got your
T shirt for the o God for the work.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
You're standing at Eden Park the way she's getting it
by the billboards.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Here we go waiting for a streaker, a doozy. Let's
just I almost want to say, like the fronts also
not a running. That's not running. That's a cotton.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Okay, okay, So Southern Cross around the bays, crush Auckland,
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
At the front I've gone over size. What bays are
they running in christ Church? Where do they run the base?
Sick Bay? Do they go out to little to around there? Maybe?
I guess there's bay. I don't know. It's just like
Wellington's got a bay, you know. If they're running around
have Lock nor than they're calling it around the beaz.

(32:37):
I won't stand no, sorry, we could just go to
the suis. But would you call that a bay? It's
a straight beach.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Standing in the corner of Humphreys driving Kite Lane near
the christ Church History and feiry men and finishing at
Thompson Park, New Brighton. That's a coast and a coast
that needs to be changed. I think I think we
should get a long organizer and call it along the coast.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Yeah, yeast around around the bay, the coast, along the coast.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
There should be differentiation anyway.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
So this is fine.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
I'm pulling up a course map. Okay, there's no there's nothing,
no base, there's no basis. Okay, it's history.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Around the history. Doesn't you think we could take heathcoat history?
You think we could take legal action against around There's
not a single on the ocean that's a flat. It's
the history ocean front that's not a round the I
mean that's technically a bay though history.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Well, you run bay to bay like yeah, undulating it's
around okay, quantifies a bay?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Well ask you? I love anyway that's size than that.
So the front finds navy blue. That works for me,
like a duk color. The fronts fine.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Is the round the bays. It's the back where we
have the issue.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Because this company that I've in the team for and
I'm grateful to be part of the tap they have.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Are you raising canadi before you reveal this? Are you
raising money for like sick kids.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, but I can't remember which sick kids, because.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
It's kind of weird that you've got this platform where
like listeners could probably like donate and help out charity here,
and you just don't kind of care. That's is the
whole reason people do round the bays, Yeah, around around
the coast.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
Around there's a wide curved indentation in the coastline where
the land wraps partly around the water.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
See, there's no curve.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Key features are broad and open to the ocean, provide
some shelter from waves.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Can contain beaches, harbors or estuaries and side so they've
got you there inside it, inside it. For example, hawks.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
By, Okay harbor is a sheltered body of water where
boats can anchor safely.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
I'm just trying to look to see who we're supporting.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
It's just separate made of sand, peoples or rocks. And
an estuary is a place where the rivers mixing fresh
and salt water. You've lost title.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
I'm just a stickler for the name. If you're going
to call it run the baths, it's got to be bad.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
It will force them to change big curved coastline yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Anyway, so here's my polo.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
And what I didn't realize was by by taking part
in this team, I would have to wear their chosen
motivational motto. This was not information passed on to me
that this was going to be on the back. So
remember Red Badge Security. Yep, here's the logo.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
We usually chase trouble, but today we chase personal bests.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
It's bad, isn't it? The font choice before I could
even read it. Yeah, it's a space hold it up again.
I would have gone all cabs.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I would have gone all cabs, would all cabs.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
If you're listening from Red Badge, we just if you
want to receive feedback.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
We usually chase trouble.

Speaker 7 (35:46):
Today we chase personal bests. And I would also like
to note that my personal best will be this is
not a personal beat. No, technically first it's a baseline,
so it.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Will be your best.

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streakers to.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Today we are streaking. Nude doesn't work here? We usually
we usually no.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Today we normally we usually chase streakers. Today we are streaking.
But it's a figure drinking figurati n not. Actually, I don't.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Want to take my pants off for this one. My
THI Chase, I can't be having us.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
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MS flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
We really do need to get into the producer's studio
and make an intro bed for this new segments.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, but until then, Barks Box, it's it's no no
no box, no, no no no box box, box Box,
It's beautiful. It's beautiful, Anna Box.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Where we ask you an anonymous question on Instagram, you
just to anonymously spill your guts.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
We now, Fletch and I have not seen any of those,
but Vaughn has been reading through them.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Too much going on so and now I'm way there.
Some of these are indeed.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
So the reason we ask you is because the University
of Melbourne studied a bunch of people and they found
that the average person has nine deep dark secrets, which
is insane.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Right sec secrets to me? How do you? I know,
game or maybe secret? You know it doesn't dark? No,
you've killed someone, We're not listening.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
All of mine that's at the absolute top of the
deep can have for its one. So we asked for
Anna Box today, Do you have a deep dark secret
that you want to share with us anonymously? Well, so,
by the way, listener, if you want to just anonymously
share a secret right now, a deep dark secret nine
six niney six, we'll add it to.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
The pile that we have already.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Okay, Vaughn, go and no particular order the Ano box
of your deepest Tarket secrets.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I'm a forty seven year old virgin. Obody said.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Okay, I guess it would get get to an age
where it's hard. Right, you've left it so long that
you're like, and you've built up too much a plot
of the mission.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, the whole plot of the movie. You should do
it though, it's super it's so much fun.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
That's one of my put it up there with eating
and roller coasters, so like a nice day at theme park.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
And like arriving in a new country.

Speaker 10 (38:33):
Yeah every time, yeah, ah, every time a past friend slept.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
With her coworker years ago and her husband still doesn't
know about it, and I'm burdened with.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
The secret, oh carrying someone else's It sounds like.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
You've carried it for a while, so sage I backed
into a BMW and left a towball hole. So they
put a hole in another car with their to It
would be the worst thing about owning a like a
rich European car or any car that's expensive, because people
will be.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Like, oh, you can afford it. Yeah, I'm not leaving
a night. You've got money. Yeah, yeah, but god, what
a pain.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Here's one okay, My deep dark secret is I don't
want to be a mother or a wife anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
You can definitely walk away from one of those.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Is walk away able from? I mean both of them
are walk away able from. Don't walk away from your kids.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
That's not I reckon if you were me with absolutely
no basis of saying this, but if you were to
walk away from your marriage you don't want to be
a wife anymore, and you don't want to be with
this person, I think you'd be happier and maybe that
would renew your happiness within your motherhood, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
My deep, my deep dark secret is when I was
a student nurse, I put a suppository and the wrong
hole of a little old lady.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
But there's more. If any I had to go and
get it back out again. Yeah, what were the tongs?
The barbecue time my sausages because they have little many silicone,
A little many. We got it out. What would suppository
do to a vaginal canal? I don't know? Message Dr

(40:15):
Shawney Yeah, or message of nine six.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Only one person knows I'm bisexual. I want to be
more open about it, but I'm very nervous. Oh wow,
no bit of time. Yeah yeah, let me restart the song.
No no no no bus no no no, no box Boks,
the box box bucks. I keep sharing spicy pictures with

(40:38):
my ex because I just like attension. Oh same, you
like at tension. You don't share spicy, No, but I'll
share it with me multiple people. I slept with my
best friend's boyfriend. There's another anonymous. They don't know the
dark secret, my anonymous, My deep, dark secret is Haley
will always be my celebrity. Hall Pass saw it out

(40:59):
of shop locally, and I froze. Missed my opportunity.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh my god, shoot your shot. It won't be the
first Hall Passes.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I've been married eleven years, but I've had a secret boyfriend,
one secret boyfriend for three years, and another secret boyfriend
for a year.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Why just be non monogamous and you're not. Everybody's got
the book, by the book, the book. There's a book,
no Ethical non monogamy. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
I had feelings for my best friend's husband's another anonymous complicated.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I had a two year of fear. It's ended now though,
but it's my deep, dark secret. Wow. And they're still
with their partner. Wow. I mean no judge for any
of these. I love that people we're hearing them. You
just don't know what's happening behind. I always see that when.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I'm stuck in traffic and I look around, I'm like,
someone in this traffic's got something going on.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah, you vorn Dala and traffic looking around saying someone's
got something big going on. And then look at me
and I'm crying. Yeah, Like traffic's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
It must be something I had my first time with
a stranger from the internet Internet at age.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Twenty eight, your first tilt virginity.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
We can't Yeah, And I don't know how to say
the last half of this one. They collected all three
Pokemon It's a really good.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Way of putting it. They kicked off all three Pokemon gyms. Yeah,
thank current.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Catching two Pokemon week last week. I thank you for listening.
I'm hooking up with my.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Best mate's sister. Okay, we have had some text me.
I'm one real my deep dark sec is. My husband
doesn't know I've been having an affair either. My husband
doesn't know. I know he's been having an affair for
the last four years or some s l ut from work,
so you haven't said anything to him.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
I wonder about people that don't say anything, like is
it because I don't want to upset like life's great?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Otherwise you have to, like you go, I start again,
You get up front. Yeah, you say it out loud,
it's really true, and then you've got to deal with it.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
But also if you're okay with it, then maybe but
then maybe they're not okay with that.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Maybe you need to read the book. But they're going
to be less okay with yeah, talking about it. That's horror.
What a what a situation. I'm not sexually attracted. We've
had some text messages and people just wanted to get
this start secrets off the chest. I'm not sexually attracted
to my partner anymore. Of thirteen years, that.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Happens, doesn't It does happen? Like what would Morgan our
six ologist friends.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Say about that.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
You can reignite it, I think, but it'll take work.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
You can't just ignore it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
My deep dark secret is I was always going to
go back to my ex partner currently happening.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Not sure how to tell the children. Oh okay, oh yeah, my.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Deep dark secret on buyers Hell and I've had fun
times of married couples, and my friends and family often
comes straight ats.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
Oh fine, I don't feel like we need to announce
things anymore.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
They just rock up to business with a girlfriend and
a boyfriend and a boyfriend and just be.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Like, this is this is this.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
My friend moved in with us and a cat was
scratching up my couches. So I put the cat cat
in the car and drove it to another neighborhood and
let it out. I even told my mum and my
recent and my fiance when we got our own cat,
it's naughty, it's naughty. I don't know what's happened to this.
We've gone to the end.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Restartup do no no, no, no no, no barks box bus.
There's a juicy I think we needed this has definitely
got to be a regular, because you can feel when
we do this, it's getting a people releasing of owl.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, they really are.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
I have a secret harem of seven women. None of
them know about the others.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Do not wring me. Okay, how hot is this guy?
Might be a woman? Seven?

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Yeah you're seven woman and none of them know read
the book one a day like that's scheduling. That's a
tight calendar.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, that's I mean that's someone that has an eye
cow calendar. No space for social net player. In fact
of the day, day day day day, did do.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Do do do? This week's Back in the day theme
is things that started out in the medical field and
moved out of the field. We've had headphones, yeah, we've
had but plugs. Today we have the chainsaw. What did
that start as well? No?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
No, nope.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Well he's a deal with a problem called symphysiotoma, otherwise
known as pubic spices.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
It is when the power needs to be white. I
so a baby can get out. Oh worn, I can't
believe you chose this. What are we doing? We're using
a hand driven it's not like a still you're not
out there. I'll say it. I'll say it. A man
invented this.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Absolutely, absolutely It was invented by men in the seventeen
hundreds and obstructed labor when cesarean sections were extremely risky
before caesarean section sections only recently became like a common practice.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
I was the.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
The sun roof.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Yeah, so see that woman had a six kg baby
is in the news this morning, following up her five
kg baby.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's not that big. You've got that wrong, eating a
sixteen kgs six kgs. Think we do pounds for babies.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
I was like, I was like, that's the same way.
Does my cat imagine squeezing that out stage baby the
second largest. They're not taking into account it's a six
kg baby normal.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
If it's a boy, it wouldn't be in the news.
Worn if it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
My tongue and flat mate used to just be like,
whenever there's a story about that, and he's like, that's
just because they're not asking Tonguans used to say that.

Speaker 10 (47:17):
They'd be like, oh, there's massive baby. There's twelve pound baby.
He's like, no, go and ask your white people. Yeah, okay,
white people, what a massive baby? Come and see Come
and see an actual who.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
It's a New York record for a no six kg
newborn sits record in New York.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Right, I think you don't know what you're talking about
born you think.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
You might be there's the term full of shit.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Don't storm out and he won't come back to.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
The bat A twenty one year working friendship. Okay, so
a long and neuie baby was our friends Sked who
just literally gave birth last year.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Last year said six kgs is iffing ce. Yeah, yeah,
but it's not like yeah, sure she's white though, and tiny.
She is petite.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
So there was a baby in twenty seventeen who was
born away seven.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Point three nine kgs.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Her baby was three point three for the average. Yeah, yeah,
the average newborn baby is three point four.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Sid don't poop poom me when I three size of
an average baby. When you were born nine six ninety six,
people know that.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Vaughn, I know it in pounds nine pounds something.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Vaughn had a massive hidden they had to get tongued out.
Yeah no I didn't.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
I had a massive here, but I didn't need no
tongs I just came out. I didn't need the baby
chain tongue.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Now, I don't know, someone's just messaging. Can we get
back to the chainsaw situation.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
But I feel like late seventeen hundred.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
John Aikin, who's now I'm married at first sight, and
he looks wonderful for a man approaching three hundred years old.
John Aikin and James Giffrey developed a small hand crank,
chain and blade device, so it was like the precursor
to the chain Where are you putting it in me?
We're what we're doing is we're chain sawing up your

(49:09):
palvot bone to open open you up. Okay, that's enough
of this.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
My PERVT bone getting put back together, or I don't
matter anymore.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
You're going to die anyway, Like do you want this
baby out at the cost of moket? You're going to die.
Your husband's going to be oh no, and then your
sister is going to come and marry your husband.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
You're thirty six, You're about to get the black plague
and die. Anyway, at the end of my life, the
end of your life hundreds away. Yeah, it will remind
you these were years before anesthetics. Oh no, no, no,
that's transfusion antibiotics or sterile surgical environments. But anyway, after that,
someone is like, uh, that would actually work, really well,

(49:48):
for Shannons has called me on the plague was thirteen
fifty the history bar there would have been there would
have been something.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Step out of the hospital into a plague of low
check the repper would have hunt you open. Don't know
after that.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
The plague is one of my specialty subjects. And I
was watching a dock of the other night started thirteen
forty ish, but we really.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Hit the peaking. Okay, but what would have killed Hailey
and the syphilis? Yeah, Haley, she would have been riddled.
No offense, none taken. So then so then they saw this.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Chain going around on the blade that would actually be
really good for forestry, so that the hand cranks put
a motor on it. So they were gas powered and
some of the early ones even powered by steam.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
And that's how we have chained through.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
So that so today's spect to the day is it
started out in the medical field.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Is the chainsaw fact of the day day day day day?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Then podcast network you.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
May remember when we were caught up, cured up with
Lily Allen, friend of the show, dear friend of the
show that Vaughn you in particular ask when she comes
to New Zealand, is she going to hit us with the.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Old even though I found it afterwards. Her tour is
literally called Lily Allen plays West End Girl.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
Like.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
She said in the interview that that would be thirty
minutes because all songs are like two and a half minutes.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Now, yeah, the streaming, so thanks. It very hard for
radio presenter to go to the toiler. Yes, we've been
doing it. The end lay the one with your best
David Harbor again. Yeah, start from the top. We'll just
run it through twice.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
She did tease that she was going to there was
going to be a little extras and stuff to obviously
beef out the concert. But now there's been something that
she's just revealed that they calling it an unorthodox move
because fans do want to hear the old songs.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
Yes, Now apparently at.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
The beginning of the concert there's going to be a
string quartete instead playing the old songs, you know, orchestral versions.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Of us with the lyrics in the back where the.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Audience will be encouraged to sing the old songs. Now,
by the way, she's not on stage.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Wait, so she's crowdsourcing before she comes outs band she is,
So you're going to go see Lily Allen and also
Lily Allen covers band.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (52:24):
So she's done her first concert of this tour already,
and this was what was surprising to fans that this
was her approach of kind of ticking off the old
songs like this song.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
So she didn't do any old songs, no, I don't think.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
So she had an orchestral group performing instrumental versions of
ten of her biggest hits from earlier in her career
and then had the lyrics so that fans could sing along.
Then after a little break after that, so it's like
the opening act for her.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Then she goes on to sing a little break and
then she comes out and does her we Sing Girl
Yeah video.

Speaker 7 (53:04):
So they did ten songs the Fear London, Yeah, twenty two, Alphy,
who'd have known, Hard at Heir, Smile and if You
and so.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
They were all performed by the Dallas minor trio Yeah,
and he's looking.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
At her set last nuts it's all from West End Girl,
and then a few kind of little extras.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
And she doesn't end with a like an encore where
she comes out and performs one of her hits songs.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Frudy lupas her last song on this set.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Some feedback from people who went, this is like a
primary school assembly sing along. Let's get something else for
the arena tour. So you're telling me, Lily Allen will
be on stage for forty five minutes, Just so I've
got that straight. As Fierce said, as it is that
Lee Allen's turning again and the show looks fair, So
I can't I cannot wait to go. I just can't
help but feel like a trio of people playing her
hits on stringed instruments and not her singing them.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
But the crowd singing along isn't going to help in
an arena. Yeah, and also it's not gonna help ticket
sounds going forward if people are like, well, I want
to I want to hear a sing the old songs
as well.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
I get the artistry of it. You know, the album
is a story person. We want to hear it in
its whole. I get that, but like I've been to
Constant before with like legendary artists that only played new stuff,
and it's so disappointing. Yeah, you're just like I get that,
you don't. You're like, oh, I've moved on, but like
we haven't, and this is why we still like you

(54:24):
ac DC. Yeah, yeah, No one cares about your new album.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
But I mean this album.

Speaker 7 (54:28):
I don't mean that with Lily like this album rules
but sonners in the Sky of Ya why you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
The end podcast network plays that ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 7 (54:41):
If you have listened to my podcast with sex Oli
just Morgan pen season two, Morgan goes to a Clerb,
a adults only club, and partakes in some sexy wrestling.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Now I thought this was a very niche event.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
Apparently gen Z are all over the STrenD and are
attending nights around the world called wrestling speed dating. Will
you get into the ring with another potential single and
your tussle and if you feel a connection, then you
have a little chat afterwards.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Wait, I thought this story was they were going to
wrestling games. No, like in the crowd like, No, you know,
because it's a fun night watching wrestling.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
No, they were meeting people that way. No, we are
not just taking No, they are part taking what kind
of wrestling?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
I'll be talking Greco Roman wrestling that you're another wrestling?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Are we talking WWE? I think it's just tussling, some
central tussling like, could you grab the table and chairs
and smash them. I don't think we're doing.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
I don't think we're doing sort of like elbows into
ribs and whatnot. Right, Okay, but it's a wrestling speed
Dating is a company that've started it. This is in
the States, but it's spreading around the world. An attempt
to bring the romantic vibes from eating apps back to
real life, pushing people together in a more loose and
fun way rather than like a.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Rigid and stunted app.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yeah, yeah, So they have these silly nights. We can
get dressed up.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
You can wear your masks and your you know, bikini
tops and your shorts and whatnot, and really get to
know something.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
I guess. I guess you'll find if you've got a
connection pretty quickly, won't you.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:24):
We did something kind of on it like this at
drama school where we met each other and you peer
yourself up with a stranger and a movement class and
you had to sort of like roll around on and
within each other to sort of connect. Right, So I
sort of get the idea that you're like, oh, you're
sort of touching and rolling in a bit of playful tussling.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yeah, well, longtime listeners of the show will know that
your brother met his now wife at a chat chatroom.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
It is something in the whole wrestling.

Speaker 7 (56:57):
So it would be there would be the next step
up is not just like we're enjoying watching wrestling, We're
enjoying getting in and just sort of having a little.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Plant precursor to a dry hump.

Speaker 9 (57:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (57:06):
Now, this person there was someone wrote an article like
a journalist went along to one of these nights and
said it was us like a lot of fun and
there was lots of like sparks because everyone just thought
found the whole thing quite silly.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
But you have a little wrestle.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
I mean obviously you don't want to like punch them
in the face and take them down and you know,
make them blackout in a head grip. But I mean
people will try anything for love once.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Z M Podcast Network play z m's Flesh Worn and
Haley Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Just be had fun with us.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Just as the Blood Noon last night, I sat an
alarm for Blood Noon. None, you're no angry, No, just
having fun with this break. I sat an alarm and
it went off. I was like, no, what's in a
light fight?

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Your mental blood. You pen same men anymore?

Speaker 7 (57:52):
I were ment all yesterday you went men, I just
had this moment where and I, by the way, I
finished my ment straw cycle.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
You know I've finished that. So it's not thank you
for success.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Another ripping season, another successful evacuation of the womb lining.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
You know it all can come out as one as one. Yeah,
I know it's not good for here though, Yeah I know.

Speaker 7 (58:15):
Anyway, So this mood, I'm I'm heading on an upwards
trajectory of my mood. But yes I came plummeting downer.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Do do do do Do do dude, So you're now
going to blame. But this isn't just This isn't a
one off, and I feel it.

Speaker 7 (58:33):
And sometimes you, particularly women, will be like, we be
acting crazy. Yeah, Like yesterday I said, I looked at
my friend in the kitchen. I said, nothing will make
me happy today. Oh, I said, so, don't even bother trying.
But then I turned around. It was fine, and then
I saw the moon and I was like, oh this
she is like, this is why, and women say this
all the time. You just start acting crazy. I want

(58:54):
to know from our listeners right now, what are you
blaming on the blood moon.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Nine nine sex and now we have handsome messages in
let's go through those. My partner has casually mentioned my
foul mood, So I think I blame the moon.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Why I blame the moon? Yeah, rather than dealing with
the rest of your hand.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
Honestly, if your mental cycle sings up with the moon.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Run for the hell Yeah because of the bears. Yeah
yeah they can Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Hi. Do you see I've got a speeding ticket last
night at eleven pm? I gave the reason for speeding
as the blood moon. He he didn't work.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
No, right, Probably haven't heard that one before though.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
No, yeah, sorry, I was speeding. The blood moons made
me crazy.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
May said my dog diating holes in the f and
front yard. I'm going to blame that on the blood moon. Yeah,
what a dog is it?

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Just got a text and I invited my ex over
last night.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Must have the blood What a terrible choice, What a
terrible decision.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
We don't know what we're doing it The blood moods
other people out that you can sleep with them, know hundreds, yeah,
not found.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
But the blood moon made you.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Do it, and the blood moon made you do it,
So you don't have to care that guilt today.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Yeah, that's some blood. I'm currently running late for work
and I'm taking time to respond to you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Guys. I'm gonna blame this on the blood Moon's fair
thanks to your poor time management.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
But sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of people messaging
and that their babies were very ristless.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Babies.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
No moons, blood moon, because babies are seventy percent cheese,
and as is the moon.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I don't think that's I don't think either of those
facts who went to Otago medical school, not you me
and you me and Hailey.

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
And not Flitch he just joined us on the show.
We're not only silly billies on the radio, but two
of us are people. We chose entertainment. Yeah, you you
gave away that caller after the medicine. They said yes
and seem right, and then heyone after and no one
had anything wrong with them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
So I was like, yess, that's all the proofile. I
thought it was antibiotics.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
No, no, no, no, no, that's silly. That's round us speaking.
My Todd get chicken pox. I's going to blame that
on the blood moon. You know, there's a up the
nose now for that. Facts and Yeah, there's like a
vaccination you can get if he because not to get
chicken pox. I'd recommend yea, that's the way that they recommend.
Lots of vaccinations are going, yeah, the nose because there

(01:01:09):
are so many people are scared of injections and that
puts people off. Yeah, I'm sick on my birthday week
and I'm definitely blaming the blood moon.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
It's a great idea. Guys.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Well, no, I don't think I think the moon. Happy
birthday though, heavy birthday, heavy birthday. We've got a fellow
prices my mum's birthday on Friday. She said, I'm no
longer going to be going to be six of them,
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
So it's reached there, there, reach there. We're definitely done
with that. There.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Podcast Network plays that ms flesh.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
One and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Haley Silly Little pools Still.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
It is so silly, silly, silly that selling little pool.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Silly still a little poul today when taking photos, do
you have a good side. We've had a few interviews
with celebrities before and they're like, no photos until I'm
until they're ready, like the management will be like already
and you always see them like pick their side. I

(01:02:14):
always remember just before we interviewed arounda Grande in Sydney,
there was a big news story about how she always
had a side inside, and then I noticed that she
did did favorite side favor aside and Bibbi Rixa it
was another person who famously had a side, yeah, that
they like to be photographed from. But I don't know,
I don't think so. I don't have a lot sided face.

(01:02:36):
My face is like symmetrical, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
One tooth that like sits back a bit, and if
you get me from this side sometimes it looks like,
so you've gotta go that way not manga?

Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Does that work for all of our photos? You're always
on that side? Yeah? Yeah, so that that's that's the
presenting side. What about you, Vaughn? All around you don't
like photos three.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Sex three sexty looks like you're not good at six,
despite the despite the rumors.

Speaker 10 (01:03:06):
That you are.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
You got a face that makes it look like, you know,
so it's my face because I'm trying to get to
the bottom of this problem.

Speaker 7 (01:03:12):
Yeah right, well exactly. I mean we were clear I'm
not good at six. It's sort of a combination of
the eyes, nose, and mouth and jouring is cover wonderes
it like it's gotten worse.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah, that's worse. It's covering the eyes is worse. Yeah, no,
covering the eyes. It's just the content.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Just move on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
We'll never know. It's just an ense. It's an jeez, Louise,
you can't change your essence? Can you? When taking photos?
You have a good side?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Fifty eight percent of people said no, twenty six percent
of people say yes, it's my left side, and seventeen
percent said yes it's my right side.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Wow, okay, so a lot of people do have a
have a side.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
Yeah, was my right side until my boyfriend's lazy I
started acting up, so I switched to my left. That's
how I knew I loved him. Changed something so important
without even thinking twice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Wait, so so what? So she's like, turn your face
away so and I can see.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Your lazy eye, and I'll sacrifice my bitter side so
no one sees you're lazy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
You're saying like you're.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
A good person, that she is a good person's lazy
eyed to the person you love. But if we're taking
a photo hot, you know I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
My boyfriend's lazy. I started acting up. The poor guy's like, man,
I've got this eye thing and I'm not feeling great
about it. And she's like, it's acting up. I can
see you're aminger.

Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I just it sounds like she wanted to come across
as the good guy, and I think she's the villain.
I just let the lazy eye out. God put my
good side out there.

Speaker 7 (01:04:43):
Yes, sir, because actually, if you're looking not your best,
I'm looking even better.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
You're looking at it all right, So do you do
that thing in a group shot where you only look
at what you look like?

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
It's what everybody does.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Yes, And you have uploaded abhorrent photos of me before.
Excuse me, you're all looking ten. Excuse me something.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I am hosting a video on my main grid of
your nungers.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Yeah, that's right, both got my nungers and your main grid.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Because you made the profile of that shared video your
nungers and it's really putting off the grid.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Yeah, well it could it be argued that's a good side.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
The good side of my face is my Yeah, it's
the underside, and says frontime baby, that's my good side.
But also slightly from above as the girl is all No,
your friends of Instagram simply must learn slipping the door.
Carol said, I've got a bigger gap of my teeth
on the left, so I tend to favor my right.
But really, if you look, but really, if I look

(01:05:37):
like I've only got one chin, then I'll consider that
a winning a photo. Dust And said, no, I don't
have a good side. I'm always the one behind the camera,
are taking the photos.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Well, you've got to be in there now you get here.
That's the worst. But I have my holiday and you've
got no photos of you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I always if I'm out somewhere and I see a
family and dad's taking the photo or mum's taking the photo, alloys,
do you want me to take it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Because it's like get in the photo? Like you don't
want to poto the family holiday of a friend group
and you're not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
After the divorce though, the good call after the divorce mom,
just dad, yep, leave the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
In both photos. It's going to get rid of the
kids as well. A hard launch divorce really ruins. Yeah,
I already launched that. That really ruins the family photos.
That professional shoot your head.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Lift says Joanna. Only for my good eyebrow. My double
chin is still there. A lot of double chin reports
good eyebrow. My good side is my back. Science is calm,
I find if you've got a double chin. A drone
shot from a barber is really good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
And far away.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
My space was really my Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
Great, hard to get a double chin from that angle.
My face is so asymmetrical that I look like different
people from each side, says Hannah. It's good you're a
toofer your two for one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Yeah, facial recognition is gonna have trouble with you.

Speaker 9 (01:06:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Also like your part and I could switch your face side.
It's the seveny three way. Ruben said, no, I'm a
manga another minga three sixty oh Kelder manga from sides,
says Reuben, you are welcome. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
I just had to look in the mirror to confirm
it's my left side. I have a millennial side parting,
which looks odd from the right side. So go from
the left side. But is that your left or the
mirror's left. You might be about your right. You're nominating
your less yeah side. And Jes said, I can't believe
most people don't have a good side left side, I'd
be pushing maybe a four out of ten, but then

(01:07:31):
right side at least the negative three. Oh now, come on,
I have three sixty menga there. Yeah, yeah, three sixty manga.
So for it's a little pole. Today we asked when
taking photos, do you have a good side, and twenty
six percent of you said yes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
It's my left is that m podcast network?

Speaker 7 (01:07:46):
My mother made a purchase. Now, she doesn't usually do this,
but she visited the wonderland that is Temu. Oh wowful, yeah, yeah, Temo,
and she got a collection of things, one of which
was those and you would have seen his advertised the
proper ones nose magnets for snoring, where you like, put
on a sticky pad on one side, put on a
sticky pad on the other, you put on this little

(01:08:07):
bridge thing that has the magnets and as soon as
they lock in, your nose apart.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:08:15):
So we were having a little play around with them yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
And I tell you what I don't don't. I don't
even know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
You don't have to be a snorer. And I would
recommend these.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
Really it was elite breathing. I brea elite breathing, top
tier breathing. It was it led in so much air
into my nose and I got dizzy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Have you got small naisies, small nostrils or deviated septem
behind I think just that it's a clog someone in there.
That's it. That sounds like a rightly flat like when
you go in that when you This is me thisthing,
This is me. You've got the same rattle. This is me, Vaughn.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Better, You're the best, no you, This is me going okay,
this is me. Oh yeah, yours sounds flappy. It sounds
clogged and flappy flappy famously.

Speaker 7 (01:09:09):
So when you do this, it like pulled it apart
to the looks it makes. It give you a wider
nose appearance, elite breathing. Literally, I was getting too much oxygen.
I had to sit down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
So is this a problem for you sleeping and snoring.

Speaker 6 (01:09:23):
I've definitely become a snorer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Do you know?

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
The other day I thought I heard my tummy rumble
when I was got up in the middle of the
night to go to the toilet and I heard this
like O. I was like, man, my tummy is going
for it. And then as I left, I passed my
mum and Dad's bedroom. I was like, oh, yeah, it's
my mum and I remember she never snowed when I
was young.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
But I remember my nana was a rawer.

Speaker 7 (01:09:48):
The whole of Dargavill heard her, and so I think
I'm just I might be slipping into that female role
in my family.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
I literally had a hook up last year in the morning,
kissed me on the cheek and say get a sleep
at mere mask and one of one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Little sea pat machines, one of those little nose masks.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
It was like, all right, darling, you need one of these.
Not my proudest moment.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Have the nosemagnet. Have you tried it at night?

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
I didn't like it happened further back. I think it's
in my throat there. Yeah, it's there. Not great, not hot, No,
not at all.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Hey, guys, apparently been the company's most successful podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Isn't enough? They want asked to tell people to tell
more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it,
but we have to tell them to tell.

Speaker 11 (01:10:37):
Others to I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast
that the company may the real losers. Yeah, yeah, maybe
maybe we won't say that maybe we should even encourage
people to listen to other podcasts that the company.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Makes, but only after ours, Yeah, and not more than ours.

Speaker 9 (01:10:55):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Give us a sixty little review, though, play z ms Fletchborn,
and Hayley

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