Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitian Podcast Network. This is for the Food
and Haley's Big.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands
at the lowest prices. Fletch, Fawn and Haley. Welcome to
the show. Happy Friday. That's my mom's birthday. Listen, guys,
great the Lovely Christine?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
How old is the Lovely christa six today?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh? Nearly nice leaving six seven and a slight reprieve
for a year and then nice. Hey, Harry Styles new
album rolls.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, I've had listen to a couple of tracks.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You were just listening before you got here. It's really okay.
It makes me feel like I'm ready for Friday. That's
what it makes me feel. What a Friday album. Well,
we'll have a review later in the show, including a
merch pack to give away. So if you're a huge
Harry Styles fan, what's in the merch merchvorn merchandise brand
merch Harry Styles merchant, probably Harry Styles muggle or something

(00:58):
the T shirt to show? Is there a mud Carwen,
You're a vinyl? Vinyl is a vinyl and a piece
of papers.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
No vote, It's all written down on the piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Because it was waving a piece of paper. I must
have a piece of paper in it. Okay, let me
tell you for epic merch packs. Okay, vinyls, toads, tomato seeds.
Oh yeah, the listening party. Did we get to the
bottom of why there were tomato seeds in the Harry
Styles merch packs that you've got at his listening party?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I'm still not sure. I've only managed one listened through
of the album so far.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So you're looking for it because you're a lyric likenk
tomatoes seeds.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I imagine maybe that's going to be prevalent task when
we've listened properly.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
But you know we've been working.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, this is true.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, later this morning, we'll give away a merch pack
and you can keep listening to Is it m today
to win those merch packs?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
The top six on the way?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yes? On Sunday it will be International Woman's Day. I've
got the top six ways to celebrate the lady in
your life. I look forward to that, lovely. Why are
you snickering already just saying I might have to have
next week off?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Is it snickering or sniggering? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
No, sniggering, snickering No, it's sniggering. No, snickers is the
chocolate bar ah. I think I've always said, don't snicker
at me, not snickering. Snickering large changeable, both meaning to
laugh in a quiet, partially suppressed, and often disrespectful, mocking tone.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, that's exactly what.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
It was, particularly then snickering. I heard some mocking. So
snipper is more American English, snigger is British English. Yet
leap next on the show, Hailey, you sleep every night
where Carly who accidentally went through the wash recently and

(02:54):
he came out honestly better off. He's thrived, smelling better. Well. Well,
a psychologist has explained why a lot of adults still
sleep with Teddy.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Bears, the Flitchborne and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Well, a psychologist has explained why many adults, even celebrities.
I didn't know this, but apparently Lady Gaga in the
past has spoken about a gag Lady gg thank you.
She's spoken about a trip as well. No, sorry, a
bit a titty that she uses. Yeah, a white beer

(03:29):
or white She's got a white beer.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You've got a koala, a little koala toy.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You've got to go dark on quite quite light. I
was gonna say, because the dark ones will hide all.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
The Yeah he's mark, Yeah, yeah, he's got white barely.
And then obviously the fabric bolt they used for his
hidden his body was a different bolt because some at
some point in the nineties his body went purple, but
his head stay gray. But he's majestic and I love
him so much and he's genuinely my friend, and I
sit with him every single night.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
And if he's not there, he's got vouchron his pause
like that must be annoying. Ribes The fella's crazy, I
tell you what, because they roll over on in the
middle of the.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Night yet stuck in your pets. Yeah, did you stand
up to leave it?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
It's like a koala.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
He's like, grab to you.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
So I love him so much. Look at us. A
psychologist Phil McLeod, he's the founder of Thought Reader. He
said that while a cudly toy too many adults may
feel odd, apparently it's very common for adults to still
sleep with a teddy bear, and explain that while it
might look odd on the surface, it's just people's minds

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holding onto feelings of love, safety and comfort. Very wild.
Do you know the safety thing?

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Is such an odd thing because if I'm ever in
my house by myself asleep, I feel safer with Qually's presence.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Now I'm not He's not going to defend it.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
That man was to break into my house, there's nothing
that's going to do.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
But it's it's safety.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Do you know what was interesting is obviously last year
I became a single lady. It's not going so well now,
but but.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
It was interesting, Like heaving really camped that up then
you but so you know, I'd have I'd have some
casual liaisons over to my buge and there's definitely a
moment where they clock them, especially if they were an
overnight visitor, and you know, maybe they roll over to
be like, wow, did I seriously just sleep with that

(05:28):
hot girl?

Speaker 6 (05:30):
And then I'd be there like all curled up with
my titty beer.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I imagine that would be quite a lot to take out. Yeah,
I know that people have like trauma teddies that's been
with them through like rough times years year, right, and
then you're like, well, I can't part with absolutely that
that was there with you, that was the one you
cuddled when you we're having a hard time. So like
the most reliable person.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Do you know one thing I can say, hand on heart,
I've never humped them.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
No, this is a thing for nobody was wondering.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Everyone was wondering.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
And this is a thing for kids, particularly young girls,
is when we're young, we start humping things the couch. O.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
God, they keep it quiet, but yeah they do. Yeah. No,
I'm not not I'm not speaking from my experience as
a father, but like I remember friends that were girls
when we're bit older and you talk openly about things
and they're like yeah, yeah, like absolutely help the couch.
You have the three seedar family count here for a

(06:33):
little bit the horse. What I know, grown woman who
still enjoy a horsey? Right, yeah, well what if you
had your three seed couch and bed cuddling that because
it was a childhood memory and you can set they
can sit in the room, don't cut couch a rogue.
Start the shar I can feel that she's already off

(06:54):
the trails, off the fleech wrning Haley bed producer Shannon.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
I'm surprised you have enough energy to dance to Harry
styles and breaks.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
We just we just were listening in the break and
we're puffed.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Great album, but because something's been keeping you awake.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
Oh my goodness, I hate I hate this for you.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
So you know what's that saying?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like once, there's nothing twice as a being a bush
or something.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Are you making it? Making twice a bush? You know what?
Let's move on times three times? Lady lady?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, okay, Well let me tell you Wednesday, I was
in my apartment just hanging out.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
And sorry, just pause. I need to get to the
bottom of what's saying you thought you were saying.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
I thought it was just like one time something happens,
you'll me once me no, no, no, no, something happens once
and then you're like, oh well, but the second time
you're like, well, that's be in a books, not how
sayings go.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's the saying is made an asshole in the morning.
You made an arsehole, made arseholes all day. You're the arshle. Yeah.
I love that saying. That's such a good isn't it. Man?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I've met some assholes.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Later everyone's are they?

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Or I cannot find a single quote about a bee
in the bush being around the bush?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, no, no, you bush.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
You've got to be in your bonnet.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Two of the man's with one in the bush. We
could be there. It's got nothing to do with what
you're about. Birds one's done. Hey, let's move on to
one cup. Such cringe millennial that you I'm sorry if
we're all getting our photos taken with bloody cameras. Cameras
and I can't say two girls one it was the era.

(08:43):
That was your costume. May have been shot.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's our culture, actually digital cameras.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
It was YouTube culture. It is not your cost YouTube.
Two girls one cup was never on YouTube. Okay, we're
moving to rotten dot com. Yeah, and someone who had
been floated by some kind of mine or something pictures, Look,
I need your help. On a Wednesday in my apartment
and I hear once, but it was like not like

(09:17):
you know when they did batteries every five minutes and it's.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
One beep, And I was like, oh, well, one in
the bush, you know, as I say.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
There's just one in the bush.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
So I ignored it. Then yesterday at my apartment Thursday,
around the same time.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
At the same time.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Okay, that afternoon, I can't pinpoint win, but do you.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Think it was exactly the same time the next day?
I don't know. Time is a constra.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Because that could be some kind of in your clock.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's just I don't know that. I don't own stuff
that beeps.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
This is the thing that was living in an apartments
say they've all they put all things in there, even
had a sale.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Because they talk through the speakers in the apartment quite
a bit. They'll they'll like talk to you and they'll say.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Everyone. Mark who Mark I went to school with, shout
out Mark, Mark can'tey. He used to drive us to
hockey in event and it was scary. He drove very
close to the cars and an event anyway, that was
a terrible driver. It was a very erratic driver player.
He said, it's once, it's random. Twice it's a coincidence.
Three times a pattern. Yeah, that sounds good. In there,

(10:32):
there's no she said for me once, shame on the
bush for me twice there's a being there. Three in
the bushes worth one and the beeper in glasshouses and stones.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
No, it's honestly so fun to live in my brain.
Sometimes I think you guys just a missing out.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Don't want okay?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Is deep? Do you think that you're because there's your
boyfriend away at the moment. Do you think he's left
some kind of magic beeper thing. I remember when we
thought we were being tracked, but Vaughn's keys were beeping
at us. Yes, ah, is there like a tag that
would be more than once a day, once a date?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
And they also go, no, it sounds on a soldiering it.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
What's what's this? Is the beamless book keeps sh and
the magiciansnosis a soldier? Yeah, that's once a day. Or
she'll like be like.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
A wizard walking around the apartment.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
And I accidentally stood on something and it squeaked and
he had a dog squeak a thing.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
But that's not the beat. Yeses, and you came to
and you had the blood of the president on your head.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
In my head, this is a g shock watch that
has been set because you know how you finer and
it just goes.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Deep listen is it like this? No?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
No, no, no, it's a full beap like that's because
I know what fire alarms sound like.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's a chirp and smoke alarm with a low bet she's.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
But this is crazy, man.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I'll keep you updated about what bees in my bush?
Did it happen? I was going to run a recorder
like three PM. Okay, I reckon start a recorded two
thirty two thirty to four point thirty and see if
you catch it again and walk up with this is
the greatest mystery. This could be the mystery of the year.
This is the this is the truth secret. This could
be a podcast. We should start a podcast. What mystery?
What's that?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Does podcast network?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
From the unmoderated comments section, this is the top six. Now,
I'm not a woman, but I'm surrounded by them. I've
got two beautiful daughters, so I love more than anything.
I got a mother who's a fantastic lady, happy christ
and I love ladies. Check out my Instagram explore page huge.

(12:49):
Whoa need a little more lego? Hey, maybe let's reset
explore and start again.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
You can, Yeah, you really.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
You just feel a little bit of the same path.
It doesn't tax on you. It doesn't take long to
get back on there. No nah nah. Top six ways
to celebrate women this weekend on International Woman's Day. Now,
I said I'm not a woman. I try my best, Okay,
So I'm an ally. You always try to be an ally.
You feel it. If I'm off on any of these,
please correct me. Okay. Number six on the list of

(13:18):
the top six ways to celebrate women this weekend on
International Women's Day. Remind them to smile because it's their
day and they're look way prettier when they do. You're
getting double fingers on the producers both. But they're smile,
They're gonna look up pretty.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
They luck.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I don't know if you can say that. Yeah, they
do look pretty style and it's your day. Baby. Enjoy yeah, okay, joy.
Number five on the list of the top six ways
to celebrate women this weekend on International Woman's Day. Let
them get you a drink. Women love hydrating men, especially
during sports matches, so it's best watch some sports and

(13:53):
let the ladies hydrate you.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Sorry, because you're in sports to let the women hydrate.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Women have breasts to feed babies. Some of what are
men and so women are by nature hydrators, right, So
if they don't have a baby, they probably are like,
what's wrong with me? I'm lacking something? I need to
hydrate something. Hydrate you while you watch some sports the Warriors,
what hydration is? Do you want alchemist? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(14:21):
I mean we're relaxing. We're sorry, woman, if what you're
describing is fetching you a drink? Yeah, but hydrating another human,
which is your like maternal instinct. I don't have any
of those. Well, maybe get the man a drink. You
might find it. Maybe that'll get the It'll get your
clunky smile and get you a drink. Okay. Number four

(14:43):
on the list of the top six ways to celebrate
woman this weekend on International Woman's Day. Tell a woman
in your life about your actual favorite woman in your life,
your mother. Let them know that the high standards of food,
cleanliness and care that she gave you, and how she
can use this woman that you saying could only hope
to reach the dizzying heights of your mother in your life.

(15:05):
I know about that one. Yeah, I'm not sure that
I was celebrating women and mothers are women. Okay, you
celebrate your mother for sure. The woman you're seeing that
she's falling short of the fantastic job your mother now okay, okay, yeah,
what are you going to deprive a mother of celebration
the most incredible job in Okay? Number three on the

(15:27):
list of the top six ways to celebrate woman this
weekend for International Woman's Day. No one's taking notes if
you're with one specific special lady, I'll be sure to
admire all the other ladies as visually as well, Like
it's an international woman with an E not a man woman,
they would be one specific woman. But so it just oogle.
You know, it's important that you admire all the other

(15:49):
ladies visually. Make sure to engage your eyes to maximum
to enjoy the female form on International Woman's Day, and
maybe even tell you a special lady about other ladies
physical attributes that you like better than hers. Am I
wrong that he's describing per And then and then it's
women supporting woman. Well, if you replaced men with women,
would that be perving for you? Yes? Yeah, then it
sounds like no, it's celebrating the female form. It's Woman's Day. Yeah, okay,

(16:14):
okay number two on the list of the top six
I ways to celebrate woman this weekend. On International Woman's Day,
if you're with an all male crew, perhaps working outside,
it's important to whistle to get the attention of women
walking by sort of a and then lad of them
in compliments, mostly about their physical features because you don't
know the personality is in the distance. So what's an

(16:34):
example that you might holler at a strange woman walking past,
lovely legs. Love right, you've got yellow because she's not fine.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Hayley would actually be stoked about that.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's just been a minute.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
I don't get cat called anymore, and it's been a minute.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I would appreciate that on Sunday. Okay, you know how
when you go out walking a dog and like yellow colery,
yellow ribbon means this isn't a social dog. Yeah, I
didn't know the approach dog. I would just she's a
pretty color. Yeah, you can different colors different things. I
was just thinking, maybe we need to come up with
some sort of color coding. So now we're coloring the women. Yes, okay,

(17:12):
like you want to be wolfless, sword and complimented, just
so it would be nice. You could be like a
green collar, because.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
Then I could be coming and be like, my god,
the audacity of these men hollering at me all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Hate it does? She hates, she says, with the big
smile on her face. And I tell her, what with
that smiling face, she looks pretty. I look prettier. She
looks pretty prettier. And number one on the last number
two was if there's a sort of a physical distance
between you. Number one is, if you're close enough, give
that booty a big slapperoo and say happy woman's.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
They switch right.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Again. I don't how is it celebrating the women.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I don't think we're doing that anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
They work hard, they work. Yeah, boody, boody, boody boody,
rocket everywhere, rocket everywhere. I found you, miss new booty,
so sorry. So we're gonna tell them to smile. We're
gonna get them to fetch.

Speaker 6 (18:03):
Us I drink. Yeah, tell them how great you, tell
them how great your mother is. Holler at them across
the street. Make sure if you're with one lady to admire,
but not more man day, holler at them across the street.
And when you're close touch that's a love language.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I mean, I know you're joking, but there are actually
guys out there that still do this. That's set. That's
actually someone's just message. Should we put some makeup on too?
Because that makes us feel better? Yeah? We we.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
It's a celebration. A blippy wouldn't go and miss would it?
Even he couldn't stand by that one.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Now, anyone would like to make a complaint, Fletch adds
him on like, No, I wasn't anything exactly. He didn't
celebrate woman, nor did he defend them when I was
doing satire. I actually do feel both abandoned and disregarded
by you.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Fletch. You said, I can't believe you did this.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
You just stood by it. I was playing a role.
I pre checked this with Hailey. I said, what say
if it defends woman? I forgot that conversation, but sure,
and didn't have a role. It's an act. Your silence
speaks volumes, Oh my god, and it's complicit. Your silence
is very loud, Flesh. The real bad guy here is
Flitch and that's today's top sense.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Does that m podcast needwork? Play?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
F Haley, yesterday I did something real adult. Now just
say your rage. So coming up, I'm doing a like
the kitchen's getting renovated. I'm so excited. So mind I know,
because you have been like get this color? Do this?
Do you know Hailey wants me to get green tiles? Yeah? Hey,

(19:51):
oh I know, I'm not. I'm not millennial graying anymore
millennial Grayget completely agree. I mean I'm up and down
about tiles though, Gonna get big tiles, A little tiles
don't go finger tiles, dumb idear got.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Too much planes, too much to clean.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Stuff, and then it spits, spits, it's in the kitchen.
Ye yeah, spit spits all over the time to clean
out the ground. And then like oil color. Yeah yeah,
also like achine, it just reflects everything. My house is
so shy and black tiles. Oh I know, yeah I didn't,
Okay anyway, So there's lots of decisions like that to make.
But one of the decisions I need to make like
all of the appliances and stuff of course, and the

(20:34):
thing so I was like trying to review all the
different things I need to buy, and and you know,
there's Google reviews and then there's websites. There's reviews on
company with something. You're like, do you trust those? Because
what if you're writing them? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:50):
Because if my friends started a company, no matter what
it was, I'll be on there in character, phenomenal product,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh, I loved this to you If your friends started
to wash machine company, would you be like, oh my god,
there's the best washing machine ever impressed? But if I'd
be going in there like Samsung's kind of done, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know to tire though. That's a great name for
appliance brand. Yeah, like is it is that other? Yeah?

(21:21):
Make and no one knows that Indiana. So I've sort
of a few things, like I've got a really nice
Samsung fridge with an ice maker, because that's what I've
always wanted. Have you never? Have you ever had? I've
never had. Even I go down to the diary, buy
a big bag and Hailey breaks it on the floor

(21:41):
and sometimes it spills out. Yeah, and we a cube
into that little grat you've got in the kitchen. So
there's a list of things I have to get, and
I was like, I don't even know where to start.
Like I've got to get one of those extractor fans
that goes above the stove. Yes, yeah, you've got a
good one of those. I don't know what's a good.
And so okay, this is where I feel really old
and growing up and old. I joined that consumer website,

(22:04):
how you I wanted to join that, but I just
even couldn't. It was fifteen bucks a month, and you know,
I'm shocking. I did something and forget about it, and
then one hundred and fifty dollars for I signed up
and canceled immediately, so I've got the month and I
was on there last night just like, Oh my god,
I didn't think that would be the number one extractor fan.
Oh what's the opposite of an erection? Because that's right
now and I've got any right now. Right now, you're

(22:28):
telling me because do some research. Research and appliance is
giving you the end, it's giving me the actually.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Shine me attractive.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I find that I love this because you. I've got
two friends that will research the you and Callum, and
I will just ask if I'm interested in something, if
it's Traveler, it's you, tell them it's eect. And I
just know I asked either of you about something. Chances
I one of you will have done it.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Because yeah, I'll do the research.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
No, what did you tell it's just shut your mouth,
sprow tell me about this extractive fan? What what do
you mean? Because an extractor fan? So it sucks because
I don't have a vent in it in itself.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Mine's nice and shelf where does the.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Google up the suck up the suck pie? I think
they suck. No, I love mine. You know what else sucks?
Bathroom extractor fans? Would last one we put in the
guys like this is a big powered one. It ain't.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
It's poor here.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I just got sucked into your lame any chair.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
If you had reviewed your extractor fan board.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Mine's rubbish. I'm going to I need to put it.
I was gonna put on a second one.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Mine so bad. But so if you're going and seem
to know anything, I've got twenty nine days left on
the subscription. If you need anything reviewed, someone's messaged and
trade depo.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, okay, I can try it.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Just a place. They got lots of brands. What was
the best districtive? Also, what does the google on an
extractor fan? You don't have a vent?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I think you have to.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's charcoal filters. So it's like a fish team. Now,
I don't know how the best extractor fan. The number
one extractor fan is a mine, and then the second
is me Melee, Me Melee. Then then great, Yeah, is

(24:23):
there any Bosh in there? Yeah, that's the number three
on the list. There's the Germans know how to suck
it up. The Germans do know how to suck Are
you going to go one thing?

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Because I'm not brand loyal In my kitchen, I've got
a Smeg I've got a zero Tick, I've got a
Fisher Parkle, I've got a Samsung.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I'm Sam sung through and throw a shout out, shout
out Simon at Samsung. It's great stuff. But you're like
these people at the gym that have like Nike.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Socks added their shoes.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
It's got a match brands, are you No, it's not
the You can change around your brand, yeah, but you've
got to stick to a theme or the middle, the
middle the same. Yeah, gun black rushed. I don't know.
I don't know. All these discios don't go like stay basics,
don't go basics. It's just gonna go like nineties white?

(25:21):
Is it? Is it?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Back in?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Get back on your consumer website?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Clad Haley.

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Hailey, silly little pool, silly little it is so silly, silly,
silly that silly little pool, silly poly silly little silly.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
S the little polls. Do you shop around for fuel?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Fuel prices, I hate to say, it already gone up
and they're gonna keep going up. Yeah, because have a
peace get little situation in the Middle East. So I Martinois,
A boss was saying that he clocked up some like yeah,
so you can pre buy it. Some of the apps
will let you like ridging, like hedging, you're you know,

(26:12):
you buy a whole lot now at a certain price. Yeah,
you're buying it at a fixed rate. Yeah, you've got
to prepay it for it, right, you pay for it
at that time. But I mean, I know a lot
of people use gas spy. It's gas spy because you're
spying the gas price. And I thought it was gas beak.
It does look like gas be but someone said to great,

(26:34):
gasp gaspy because you're spying gas price. And okay, well
that makes logical sense. And to be honest, it's not
going to get better until things stop and die down
in the Middle East, and that does not look like
happening anytime soon. Shipping tank shipping can't get I mean,
there's fuel at the moment, and there are reserves, but
I mean, who knows, well, I think they could run

(26:56):
out of fuel like a fuel coming to just high
price before that happens. That's how do you shop for fuel,
is what we asked you for the little potes. Shop
around for the best price, or when you run out,
you just fell up and pay whatever depends how you
work at a petrol station, there was a thing out
the back that did the calculations of a lifetime of

(27:16):
turning a customer or away from a petrol station brand.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
So I worked at Z when it was shelling out
the back.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Instead, if a person comes in and this granted the nineties,
late nineties even instead, if a person comes in and
fills up their tank and they spend thirty dollars a week, haha,
thirty dollars a week with this brand, and you do
something that means they go to caltechs Like you say,
thirty dollars every week for the rest of their life.
About thirty is this much money? Don't cost the company
that much money? And I was like, wow, you're paying

(27:43):
me by the way an hour. By the way, we're
paying you very little. Yeah, you'll see none of this.
So it's weird to me that there's not loyalty to
a petrol station. Nah, God no, no, it's a local.
I just go to cost Go because it's always cheaper
later one by my as often because it's because it's
close enough to Costco and the petrol stations around it.

(28:04):
But then some people, if they travel a lot for
work or out of the city. Once you get out
of auk clin it can be cheaper or out of
big cities.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Yeah, I love doing that, pulling up to a real
dodgy one that you've got to get a key for
the toilet. Yeah, and it's kind a wooden sort of door.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah. Well, fifty eight percent of people will just fill
up when they run out, and only forty two percent
of people shop around for the best pricing. Games. But
the bloom that blow me away that people just pull
up to a serve and don't check the prices. I
always yeah, it is essential, but like you can, you
can save on essentials. But surely you always know some

(28:38):
are more expensive than others. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I
duly messages and I keep all my pack and save
six cents off receipts in my car and just assume
that's the best price each time. True, a further annoys METFA.
I can afford to sell petrol six cents cheaper, why
not just make it make it six sense cheaper. That's
all the time. I get the pack and save one

(29:00):
because I've got the fuel. Spin at the petrol station. Yeah,
yeah's suid market. Get to use the fuel. But when
you're doing unrelated supermarket to fuel place.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah, I see through that.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Lisa said, gas is bloody expensive, so I definitely look
for the best deal. Kursey said, electric baby best investment ever. Yeah,
I am very jealous of my friends of electric cars.
My electricity prices went up sixty.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Bucks a month.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Charge it at work. So we've been wondering because I'm
driving on hybrid at the moment. There is a couple
of parts with electric charges. I'm wondering if I've got
a pin code on them?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Person, Yeah, how do you get the pen number?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I don't know. A friend of mine with an electric vehicle,
I was like, come on down when there was a
pen on it. Yeah, I got a pen on it.
Huh yeah, unbelievable. No such thing as for free lunch.
Charlotte a favorite petro station. I can't be cheating with
them on a different of the different petro station. They'll
ever forgive me. See, I feel like back in the

(29:57):
day when you knew that people the you know, the
husband and w running the petrol stage line, the same
people work there, you would have loyalty. But now like
no one, no one. Yeah, yeah, either they've shut the
shop or what are in the old shops that have
bought it up and shut now mice rinting that out

(30:17):
for storage. I don't know, because they just a lot
of them have just been sticking over and they're like,
we don't sell chocolate bars anymore, you guess, and get
out of here. Well that was the other thing when
I worked at the picture station, was all about the upsell,
because that was when you made the money. Yeah, some
skittles were there. Tay Shan messaged and saying, I find
the ones that have pay it pumps so I don't
have to talk to people. Yeah, they're good. I ain't

(30:40):
got time for hunting. Plus, I always kind of hope
the man will sort it out before I have to
Sharon for man, Sharon, Wow, there's nothing like leaving your
partner an empty tank when they've borrowed your car. You
get in and it's empty. There's a special level of
hell for people have to do that.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
They'll get there born I'll get.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Calie said, I give my fellow some special time. He
works for a fuel company. What does that mean? She goes, Oh,
that's how she's paying. She's paying for guests by sleeping
with the petrol man favors.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
But that do you reckon she gets a fuel card.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh my god, a fuel carying. Could we sleep with
him from sleep with him from farm fuel card? But
they watched that thing like a hawk. Oh Pioneer finance,
I hate to see me come.

Speaker 6 (31:29):
On rocking to my dad's office for a twenty dollars
note in the Celtics card, Oh.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Laws said, I don't know why everyone keep saying picture
is getting more expensive.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I still just put in fifty dollars every time.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Getting less gage.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
That was actually funny from very funny joke.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Actually really funny, very smart. Have we done ticks of
the Week? Yeah, Monday? That wasn't the text? Should that
be Ticks of the Week? No, but it's not a ticks,
it's a yes. It doesn't another show sponsor, So we
can give out best selling or pole response in the way.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Maybe we could have our own personal f e H
kit that we put together a dollar a week or
something and we give it out from.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Don't worry about you, don't worry about it. Ah. I
heard the Edmund coming out of my mouth Friday. What
are you doing trying to get feed up? Shut up?
And I'm in the out lounge. I use the gas
app tells me the cheapest fuel in my area? Ratus
is Zachary gasbe? What is it gas spy or gasber,
gaspy or gaspy?

Speaker 7 (32:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Dan finished? Dan smug prep't a fuel cud gasbee?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
You're happy with? Can we sleep with Dan to get
the fuel?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Tax?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Stand is? He said? Does he like mental women? We
can provide idol.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
So can somebody from gas spy gas be listening? Tell
us is it gas v or gas spy or.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Gasby or gasp because you're gasping at the petrol prices?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Who are we sleeping with to get gas? I forgotten
because there's there's a couple of them, and that girl's
that girl's boyfriend. Weird that guessing and there frequently asked questions.
Don't have the correct way to pronounce the brand.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Someone missaged in I filled up five of my cars yesterday.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Meaning I'm sorry?

Speaker 5 (33:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Meaning fleet?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
They might have a business a fleet?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Fuel was on special and I know what's coming? Not
much changed from fifteen. Wow, that's that car? What do
you what? Please? What do you know?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
What are you fueling up there?

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Someone said, I leave it so late that I have
no option. I might get at the moment, like pull
into the.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Nearest we're going to talk about the talk about the
fact that petroizations are hiking prices for fuel they already
paid for. Yeah, that's where you just exist to make money.
That's why. That's all we are. That's all we are,
money making flesh mountain, well for flesh mound.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Please don't call us flesh.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Mountain, just globs of flesh flit money, flesh sack with
some boning guts. How do you shop for fuelers? What
we ask you for? Some little poldan fifty eighth cent
of you when you run out, you just fill up
wherever whatever the podcast network we are like one of
the first places, is that right, producer Carwen that we're
New Zealand first. Yeah, girl.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Sometimes time zones are terrible for us, but you know what,
this time it paid off. He's not bringing the tour here,
but we get his album.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Do you know what is a bit controversial.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I posted a video of you guys dancing to one
of the songs on our TikTok and some people were
not happy.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Internationally, they said, spoiler warning please song spoiler taking it down?

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Put a spoiler warning back up, So if you do
want to see it on our socials give us a
spoiler warning on our TikTok okay.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
I thought they would have been happy for a little
sneak peep.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
I would have thought so too, But Harry fans are
quite intense.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
When does it come out for America in the UK?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Since midnight for everyone, so it's only like lunchtime for
them right now.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
We get so proud in New Zealand when we were
remember the first to see the sunrise to get stuff
because of the times. Did you just see the sun
saw it hours ago? Babe? Well we had. We got
into work and we had a little listen to it
and immediately and you know me, I'm quite josh men
to the pop music. I love it. It's such a vibe.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
And one of our loyal lovely listeners, Liz, who is
a huge Harry fan, joins us on the phone. Because
you've been up all morning, Liz listening to Harry's new album.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Oh my god, I have so so good.

Speaker 9 (35:39):
I was supposed to be getting up early to do
work this morning. I have not done a single thing.
I've listened to it on repeat. I've gone back tacked
a couple of favorites. It's outstanding.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
What are your favorite tracks on the album?

Speaker 10 (35:52):
I really like really City Go and Carla's song, the
last song on the album, such a Vibe.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I like the way to close it. What was the
second track on the album that we listened to, Hailey
after American Girls Rules. I think that's my fave. Can
we play a little Carla's song?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
So many good ones.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
It's putting on a little bit of Carla's song. I
was trying to put up Carla's song, I've got a
bad song. It's so good to the media. Yeah, this
is a great closing song of an album. A but
like into the night vibes because that's what it's giving me.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Liz, I've been dancing all morning and it makes me
feel so happy. It's Friday, Like it does make me
want to.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Just have you totally agree on your listeners through list
any hidden messages or meanings.

Speaker 10 (36:42):
Or sure, there's so many, but I'm just so excited
to have a boogie. I haven't even had time to
do my deep dive yet.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
Oh I just had a coffee. So I'm proad you.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
If you're dancing, Yeah, I'm going to get me a
brick bagel on my way into work and.

Speaker 6 (37:01):
Tell you what, because you've listened to the album more
than us, can you piece together why the producer girl Is,
who were privy to the listening party, may have been
given tomato seeds. Like no one can make sense of that.

Speaker 9 (37:17):
No, I'm I'm gobsmacked. I have to do another listen
tomato seeds.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I don't know, seeds.

Speaker 9 (37:24):
Maybe they were read in the face after having a
good dunce.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I don't know. Maybe the people at the record company
just needed to fill up the bags. And maybe Jenny
had tomato seed Jo.

Speaker 10 (37:32):
It's just like, I'm done with these if they were
on sale about to expire, I don't even I don't
know much about gardening, but I don't think it's the
right time to plant tomato.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
No, it's not actually shopping season for tomatoes. One of
the vinyls is called the Tomato Vinyl? Is that right,
unproducer Carwen, is that what we're thinking?

Speaker 5 (37:49):
That means yeah, And like people are saying, maybe it's
to do with the fact that he's always been known
as the fruit man, and maybe now.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
He wants to be known as the tomato man. I
didn't know.

Speaker 9 (38:02):
To read into I don't know.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
Sexuality and the fact that a tomato is a fruit
that people think it's a vegetable.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Maybe that's the team. Maybe he should kiss a man.
I Yeah, I'm so down for this album. It's really
really fun. I'm glad you're enjoying it, Liz.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Thank you for sharing Liz with us this morning. Will
you get your bagel?

Speaker 6 (38:21):
We'll hang on the hard to see you into as
hard because maybe we could get you back on the
show one day.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
You know, do you have another favorite artist?

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (38:29):
Well, I'm being into Taylor Swift at the moment. I
watched the Ears tour all of the documentaries about that
with my desty the other day and they're so good.
I just love artists and watching them grow. It's really
interesting watching like Taylor Swift over her long career and
al wasn't Harry Styles coming from one direction to this.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
This is a very point. People evolve really is showing
a real passion for the music. Passion for the music
my thing.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I love music. Podcast Network play z ms flet fornon Hailey.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I saw online y said that a woman making a
brave admission that she's wearing a hat in public and
everyone can tell I'm not a hat girl. She's not
a hat girl. They chant in unison.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
It's very vulnerable wearing a hat just when you're when
you make a bold statement anything.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's what I want to
know this morning. What you consider yourself not to be.
I'm not a something.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
I'm not a singlet person.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
No, you're not brother, I'm not brother in arms. You
can be a single person. I was never a single person,
and then I was just like, I'm a single person
now because then summer I get too hot on the tea.
I think I can do sleeveless teas. But I'm not
a fan a tank. I'm a tank.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I'm a tank, not a singler. Is it the plunging neckline.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yeah, I don't know what it is. It just doesn't
look because the sleeve kind of gives you a little
shoulder coverage grows. The singlet will show armpit at all
and sometimes nepal. I'm not a pants scowl. I'm wearing
pants today, which is very rare. I can't. You're not
a pants girl. They're actually quite cool pants. They are
cool pants. That's way with them today. But I'm not
a pants girl. You're not a pants I'm not a

(40:04):
weans never were. Pants are always in a scooter or
a dress.

Speaker 11 (40:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I think if you think you're not a hat person,
you just haven't found the right hat for you. Do
you think this is like beyond fashion, Like I'm not
a hot drink girl. Oh my god, I've got friends
that don't have hot drinks and grow up like what
are you cold child? Having a MiLoG? We have had
fierce debates when we go away for like a weekend
and I make a coffee and they have a coke,

(40:28):
Like crack of dawn, they'll have a coler. Yeah, I'd
never get hot drinks And why are you allowed to?
Why are you allowed to drink a black drink in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
And I'm not.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
We have a good little back and forth and I
love it. It's good fun.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I just feel like they make me feel overwhelmed and hot.
I mean, I guess it'd be people that could say
they're not a sporty person. Yeah, but anything specificity of
like yeah, yeah, I'm not an ear pods girl. You
know I'm a boy.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I don't know the canals are loose or something.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I got a slip gaping, slippery canal do not you
know you're full of it because you know that when
you're in the packet, there's three different sizes. I'm just
going to put the large in one of those ones
that also when you push it and go and like
sucks itself. And I shan't have it. Love. I was
really skeptical that they'd even fat that will stay in,

(41:20):
but they do. They're amazing. I shan't have it.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
I'm not a snackscal I'm a I'm a meal goal.
I don't snack a lot, right, you just eat big
when you eat? I eat meal, meal, meal. Really, yeah,
I don't snack.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
I'm a grazer. I could graze in place of love
and shark yeah yeah, I also love sets.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
You do, snack you do if there's a yeah, I'm snacker. Okay,
well this is great. Let's take some calls.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I'll wait hundreds and Evison number ticks through nine six nine. Sex.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
I'm not a dot dott person.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I'm not a dot dot dot persons fill in the blank.
For example, this lady put on line, She's like, I'm
not a hat person. Amount in public wearing a hat,
and I just know everyone's thinking, that's not a hat girl.
Some people do not see hats. No, I'm not a
single person. I just will never you agree.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm not because I
just don't like I want to tell him.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Well with yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
I thought i'd just keep there between us because I
don't want you to feel self conscious because every now
and then he does do it and.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
We're like, he's like, no, I know, no, Yeah, it's
my thigh high boots, isn't it. It's kinky boots. You're
not a kinky boots guy. I'm just gonna wear them.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
With the right attitude.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
You need thighs at the top. Amy, I am not
dot dot dot Hello, Hello, what are you not?

Speaker 8 (42:49):
What are you not?

Speaker 12 (42:50):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I first of all, longtime listener, first time caller.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
There, we have you, lovely to have you on the show.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Thank you, thank you. But I'm not a silent person.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
I can't handle it.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
I just keep talking and I have shared some incredibly
embarrassing stories because of it, to just some random strangers.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Well we just left. You can just driving. She's just
gonna drive into something that makes a noise. I mean,
when you're by yourself. Because I'm like you as well.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
I hate silence and it's my personal responsibility to fill
every moment with entertainment. Do you when you're by yourself,
do you also have to have like the TV on
or like music playing or something.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (43:40):
Yeah, I can't go to sleep in silence and it
there is always sound.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, it's it's bad.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
I just cannot do it.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Do you brown noise it to go to sleep? Or
do you listen to audiobox?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Sang? I listened to like medieval history documentary like Shaman
World to get on with many of us in this
because yeah, learning Amy, thank you so much. Have a
great weekend. Ali, What are you not?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
I am not a festival or concert goer.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Oh too many people? Too many people? And come on,
I'm five ft Yeah sorry, just no.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I like being short.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I'm feisty, It's okay. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
I also love music, I love noise, and I love people,
but just not in that environment.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
I would suck though. If everybody's like you can't see.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah, well I love being.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Need a Yeah, I'm very jealous.

Speaker 10 (44:41):
In my next life, I'm going to be.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
A taller person.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Really, I'm going to be a domestic cat. You could
own me if you want.

Speaker 9 (44:48):
No, I'm not really a cate person either.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Okay, you don't want to not cat person.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
And I've already been turned away. I'm going to be
You're going to be a digger.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Hayley's going to be a.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Kellie.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Let's go to Kelly, Kelly. What are you not?

Speaker 9 (45:05):
I'm not a foot person.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
The whole concept of.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Just yeah right, what is it about the humble foot
that you're not a fan of? Oh, you know, nails
are a weird. My heels are a bit scratchy. They've
had a rough summer.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Heel.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, you need that heel every now and then. You know,
I'll move the beddy hit it on the sheet. I
told you you're gona get rid of certain sheets. Yeah,
I Kelly, Kelly, thank you some messages. I'm not a
sweet treats guy. Savory every time. I wish I wasn't
a sweet treats guy because that would make life a

(45:45):
lot easier. I savory over sweet treats. But I'm both.
But that's the bigger problem. I'm not a kids person,
which sucks because I have five. I'm not an arts
and crafts person. I can't sit down to arts and crafts.
I'd say I'm like that as well. Yeah. I recently
painted on a canvas. It was very fun.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
I'm not a fancy bragou no, no, I don't like
fancy bras.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Don't wrap me in. Yeah. As a Maldi and a
sibling of fourteen, I'm ashamed to say I'm not a
seafood person. Oh, there would be a bitter if you're
not slipping the kinna straight from the shell. Yeah. For
the rest of your family are Yeah, everyone's just get
into it and you're like, I don't think, non't. I
don't partake in the and the kenner straight from the shell.
That's a family shame. My mum's Malory and doesn't have

(46:34):
seafood either. I call her a bad MALTI yeah, it's
bad malty um. A few more people. I'm not a
feet person. Don't even like the look of them. Yeah,
I don't even want to see I'm not like, I
don't have a finish for them, but I do like them.
I like to like touch them and have the money.
You've got good feet. Oh you're on Wiki feet, Hami's
on Wiki feet, Wiki feet four four four point at five.

(46:56):
When wikis happened did your feet go everywhere wiki leaks? Yeah? No,
I don't know you understanding what wiki leks is on
my workplace?

Speaker 6 (47:05):
Would't even look at my own foot finish website to see?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I took them a few guys.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I'm definitely not a hot drinks person. I'm not a
people person. Oh I thought they meant backdoor surf when
they said I'm not a backdoor person. No.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
The z N podcast networks Sure, Real play z ends
flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Massive news for the book Girlies. Sarah J. Mass made
a huge announcement last night.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
The next Aquitar book is coming out on October twenty seventh.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
What if this book was really long? Like?

Speaker 9 (47:43):
What if it took me more than one thousand pages
to tell the story that needed to be told?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
What if that took beyond the constraints of a single volume.
On January twelfth, the next Akatar book will be coming out.
Oh Aqatar Books, the next of the series.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Now, I just want to bring in here because Varneye
my friend, he's an ally, he's a feminist and he's
also a lover of the Aquitar series.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
But at Carwen reads on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
How are you a lover of the Akitar series.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Introduced to it? How who introduced you to it? Soft
Launch now producer carwhen at Carwen reads on Instagram. Yes, hello,
you are all over this my Instagram. Fletch listens. ViOS

(48:36):
is just him going. But you were quite surprised that
Voorney got into the Aquitar series. I was.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
But it's not everything.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
It's it's like it's sixty dungeons and dragons. That is true.
This is true. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
The more I get into fantasy and romanticy, the more
I see why. You know a lot of men are
also now getting into it from their wives because it's
actually just.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Like dungeons and dragons.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
It's like the games you've been playing for years.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
It's also a guidebook of like do this to me exactly.
It's all written down, do it exactly? Yeah. Yeah, So
two new books I haven't read. I read the first one, No,
do you know what? I listened to the first one
that's reading stand back and that's reading and it's not
for me. It's too soft. It's actually it would be
on Fletcher's Listens rather than Caren Reads though, so at

(49:24):
Fletch Listens, I listened to her start that Instagram account
before somebody takes it. But read it's too much, Edmund,
don't worry about it. What do you think is going
to come in these next two books? I don't. This
is the thing.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
She didn't really give us any infom what these two
books are going to follow, like who they're going to follow,
But these are very anticipated. She has taken so much
time off, much needed. She had a very awful birthing
experience and so she needed some time.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
It's awful, but she's given us two books. For the
long way, it's.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Giving us two because basically she said, you know what,
this story was so massive. I didn't want to cut
anything out. I didn't want to leave anything behind. And
so you're getting to October and January, which is so soon,
and usually you don't get a book announced.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
That so close, that close to her. No, all very exciting.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
The z N podcast Network plays z Ends Flesh.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
One and Haley, I want to know from you this morning,
what did you have to get removed after a breakup
or get rid of after a breakup?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Because a girl shared on TikTok, Yeah that it was
just and we know we were just communicating silently, but
we both knew what we said what he said, I
didn't even if he just looked, No, you have to
tell me, you can't. Hope you later on later on.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
With you?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Okay, sorry, Jesus Christ, wake up, wake up? Who is
that coffee that you ordered on over? It's here anyway.
So she had a story to tell on TikTok. She
shared it and you have the audio. Flee your copy
is coming to Harris Can.

Speaker 10 (50:58):
They take some bolt cutters to on the bridges, will
give you the exact location and you take off that lock.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Have you missed a bit? At the start, she's there's
anyone in Paris that's that's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
So she obviously where her boyfriend or X went to
the bridge put a padlock on.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah, it's the famous bridge in Paris. They removed them
every now and then, anyone.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Don't they get like so the way the bridge and
that Vince is down.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
My parents did this.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
They did the love lock and all that, and Patsy
and Craig written on and they have a little photo.
Mum's always win when you're in Paris, have a lock
and I couldn't find it.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Well, there's literally thousands of locks.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
I know.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's like what does it look like let's ready a
place the nearest like. I don't know why I said
hammer hardware because he'said we had Hannah Hammer Hardware on
the phone. But yeah, the nearest like hardware store must
do a rippetrading locks. Huh, they've got to meet today. Yeah, yeah,

(52:02):
say Mega and French Mega into Google trans Bunnings, put
Bunnings and put both even though you know, I know
you arens over here you love a Bunnings.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I don't have any allegiance. I just go to the
where it's closest.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Sometimes I'll, you know, get a two dollars screw driver
from the weirhouse. I'm not I'm not a leader. This
is how you got my This is Mighty teen Meigga
and French lady Mega on the on La laid this Mega.
Did you write lead this Mega so miter Mega. Okay

(52:42):
that version of the French version of Bings isn't a word.
I think they're going to have no it is it
is okay put in hammer hardware. My hammer hardware can't

(53:04):
get that sounds so much six here and French Yeah
might teen gosh Mega. I went on a date in
France with a guy Brown skin and light ice. I'm
putting an i T. I'm putting an i TM building.

Speaker 11 (53:24):
Supplies, material constriction. We've got I that was it was
I T and building supplies, i TM.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Placemakers.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
And then is that all anybody listening?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
When anybody else the tips and do you creator? Just
they all sound so six creator some French builders terance
strips off as off.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, gettle.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Get the attended handle after you return to carters Carters.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
So this is what we want to hear from you, thiss.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
So what I want to know from you is what
did you have to remove?

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Have removed, withdrawn, taken away after a breakup?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Because this is this is what happened. She's like that
let love no longer lives. You know, it happens someone
that it would bug you, but you can't fix it
because it's miles. I mean, you could just let it go.
They'll remove it eventually. But I just love the fact
that and I hope there's a follow up and I
hope somebody will be removed the padlot for her. But

(54:44):
what what I mean tattoos?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Maybe something they gave you. You're like, it just reminds
me of him.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
So did you out. Maybe you install the ramp for them,
and you're no longer dating that person. You rip it out.
You installed a ramp for them, maybe but you were
seeing someone disability. It'd be a value to the or skateboards.
You can skateboard straight out your front door, straight out
into the park. Resell it to some old people they

(55:12):
can move in with a ramp. Maybe you built a
section in your wardrobe for them, wrap it out, rip
it out and just leave it there. I think a
lot of it would just be getting rid of gifts
or memories around the house after you break up with someone. Okay,
oh wait, one hundred dollars at Emson number, give us
a call text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
What did you have to get removed or get rid
of after a breakup? What did you have to get
removed or get rid of after a breakup? Because there
is a chick who shit on TikTok that she needed
a bolt cutter.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
In Paris, I think it's worth listening to the audio.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Just anyone in Paris can they take some bolt cutters
to one of the bridges. I'll give you the exact
location and you take off that lock me relief. It
might be my vocal stem for the weekend. So good.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
So what did you have to get rid of after
a breakout?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Sam? What did you have to get?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
What did you what did you have to get rid of?

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I made some.

Speaker 9 (56:12):
Key chains of photos that probably shouldn't have been taken.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
In variety.

Speaker 13 (56:21):
Yeah, I had to get those taken back off them.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah, when you get the key of your naked body mate,
would you send the supermarket reaching for your pursey? You're
in your bag and you check your keys on the
counter and this is yeah, you.

Speaker 13 (56:36):
Know, there was a filters over them, so they weren't
obvious too obvious, But I did have to send them
into a house to get made.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Now, that employee pro probably was. I mean there'd be
days when you worked at the print the photo printing place.
There'd be days where you were maybe quite disgusted in
a gas another day like then go then go, So
how did you get them off your ex's keys?

Speaker 9 (57:04):
I just kind of stormed back to the door and
took them off.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
And there's a lot of how many how many did
you get made? How many of these are in circulation?
You said multiple?

Speaker 9 (57:13):
It lives deep in the bottom of my drawer.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Now I don't know what to do with it.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
I prefer read a look.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yeah, I prefer my nudes as fride.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Magnets actually hold up the bills as well. The power
can go under. There's yeah, big magnets on the side
of my car. Real estate magnets.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. All of these
available at Warehouse Stationary.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Yeah. Thanks Sam. Some messages that I built my ex
a walk and wardrobe. Then she cheated on me and
I pulled everything out and turned it into a storage
room space. Do you know what?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Like that would be so healing wrapping out There was
cabinets and that in the racks and everything, and be like,
I'm going to get my own space.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I'm going to turn it into something fun for me though,
like a gaming room or whatever. You're yeah, you're into.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Someone said I got given an epic gun damn anime
necklace from my ex from when he went to Japan.
When it ended, I took it off, but I really
like it, but I don't want to wear it. I
don't know what you're talking about. Downs nerdy. It is noody, Yes,
it is nerdy. See nerds listen to the radio tost
and I think you should respect them and we welcome
and we welcome.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Are really rude to the nerds one particular nerd?

Speaker 6 (58:26):
Yeah when we bully. Yeah at the time, why is
there water coming out of your face?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Crying nerd? Crying nerd. I burnt our bed, somebody said,
I burnt our bed. Is sacrificial burning of the bed?
That would be that would feel good, that would feel
so good. Yeaheah. I got rid of me and entirely
and became a lisbian. Oh that's a nice mode.

Speaker 10 (58:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Social media albums, I went through and deleted all of those,
of course.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Yeah, I've just.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Had Also, that's the first thing you do when you
hear your friends are going through a patch. You just
go through and see if they've deleted each other from
their social media and then a message a group She's
she's deleted him. He was a photo. There was a
photo of them at a wedding two years ago. Gone. Gone.
The sad realization that I've been with I was with
someone for eight years and I can't think of a
single thing. I had to get rid of our relationship,

(59:21):
and I guess I didn't get given much. Oh wow.
After I had breakup, I sold a diamond necklace and
earrings valued at five thousand dollars. It was his exes,
so no sentimental value. But then my second husband died.
I sold jewelry that had given me to the value
of over twenty thousand dollars, but that had also belonged
to his late wife. What are you inheriting? All of
these women's got.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
A black widow on our hands?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Here is killing collicting widows. When I was with my ex,
he gave me a large glass gym. When we broke up,
I smashed it, put it back in a box and
gave it to him. Smashed a gym a glass gem.
That kind of can't be can it. A gym is
a gym and a glass is a glass. I don't know,

(01:00:04):
but maybe it was shaped like a gym, but it
was made of glass. Big Sandy here had to get
a tech removed today. I had his name as a
tramp stamp from when I was younger. Yeah, classic Big
Sandy X. And I just at a university. He cheated.
I mean, he gave me something that I had to
get rid of. West antibiotics maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

(01:00:25):
bless modern medicine, you know. Yeah, I had to steal
my dog back from my ex. I broke up with
him and he took my dog. Oh, but it's your dog.
Did you get it together?

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
You should call her next week when they what did
you have to get back? Yes? What did you breaker? Stealing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
The break up?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yeah? Next week Taylor's message and I won't stand for
any more nerds slander on the show. We don't explain
the nerds. We are passionate about nudes. No nerds. Oh sorry, I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Plays z ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Back to the day, day Day Day day Deep. All
week we've been looking into things that started out in
the medical field and have moved.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Outside, and today we're looking at drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Oh yeah, some different drugs that started out in the
medical field also stay turned At the end of today's
Factor that I'm going to tell you what the theme
is PHOINIXT week. I'm very excited about it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Is this, like you know, when a drug started being
used for something, then it gets used for a different ailment.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
This is where drugs were used for something and it
turned out they were really bad for you and horrendously
addictive and turned into now some of the world's biggest problems.
Are number one heroin. Heroin was introduced in eighteen ninety
eight by Bayer. That's still around in there. Yeah. It
was introduced as they do the flea stuff you cat,
Yeah they do. Yeah, And well they used to sell
heroin as a cough sur present. So what got a

(01:01:57):
chesty cough there? Gertrude, have some more. It was also
a treatment for tuberculosis and marketed as a non addictive
alternative to morphine. Now I don't know a lot about heroin,
but I do know it's violently addictive. Yes, it was branded.
It was literally branded heroin because it made patients feel heroic.
Oh okay, But the problem is when it got into

(01:02:19):
your body, it just metabolized into morphine in the body,
so addiction rates exploded, Dependence was obvious, and regulation need
to be tied. So nineteen twenty four heroin banned for
medical use. Right number two cocaine, Sorry, what year was it? Banned?
Nineteen twenty four in the US wild number two cocaine,
which was originally in coca cola. Correct, original in coca cola. Yeah,

(01:02:41):
it was the coca plant that gives us cocaine. Is
where coca cola gets its name. From and yeah it was,
and also quite an addictive drink. But cocaine was used
in the medical field for toothache drops, local anesthesia, depression treatment, fatigue,
and to treat the morphine addiction you had because you

(01:03:04):
used to take. God, they really were experimenting back in
the days, weren't they with human beings. Sigmund Freud, the
guy who did all the stuff about like wanting to
sleep with your mum, basically Freudian slip, freudy, and he
used to have a fort Freudian bump as well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Oh goodness, he was a big.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Fan of cocaine and he said it was a great anesthetic,
but it also helped him really concentrate on us. Of course,
we know that this led to addiction. LSD is the
next one, synthesized in nineteen thirty eight, marketed by Sandos
under the brand name Dalciad. Didn't they sive it to soldiers? Correct?
It was. It was legally supplied to psychiatrists to treat
PTSD from war depression.

Speaker 6 (01:03:43):
Imagine coming home from war and the horrible things you've seen,
and then someone put the tab of acid on your tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Yeah, now imagine you're back straight back in the Theater
of War George Clooney movie Ministeric Ghats. Yeah, that was
about them trying to when they try. Yeah, I think
the premise was they believe that could lead to mind
reading or like telegmatic powers, but it just turns out
that's what you think you're capable of when you take

(01:04:08):
a list in gen x so I was used for
depression PTSD, people with alcoholism, and psychotherapy enhancement. Then of
course people were like, it also makes me feel good
and I see dragons and stuff, so they started taking
it all amounts. But there's also studies modern studies now
into LSD and the psychotics is that the right word,

(01:04:31):
and mushrooms that can help, like MicroC Yeah. Cannabis is
another one. It was used in the eighteen hundreds for pain, insomnia,
menstrual cramps, and migraines, and then just kind of became
criminalized as well. But obviously now it's back in the
medical field. We're very good for pain and stuff. Yeah.
And finally, the first myth and fittamines marketed in the

(01:04:53):
nineteen thirties in Germany because they get a German army.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
They they gave it to all the soldiers didn't they Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
And in the house they was a myth.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
It was prescribed for depression to help with weight loss, yes,
fatigue and nasal congestion because that's the active ingredient in
pseudo effort during that makes it work.

Speaker 11 (01:05:14):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
I had some suder feed earlier in the year. And
if David Seymour has done one good thing, and don't
believe he only has it was getting that back on
the shelves and you can you can off yourself Nana
before she goes she's ready. Yeah, but of course methan fit.
I mean yeah, we are wherever a wide range of

(01:05:35):
product are problems to deal with it. So next week,
next week we're looking into guide Scouts and brownies.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
I never did itwnies.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Oh yeah. Long tease statue today is there are a
lot of drugs, illegal drugs that started out as full
blown medicines. Fact of the Day, day day a day.
Do do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do

(01:06:09):
Do do.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
M podcast Network play z MS flesh one and Haley,
What is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Going on on Sunday? You're doing round the Bays in
Auckland about Wellington. But we're still saying it's not a
bay and Christ it's just a it's around the history.
So it's your first run, proper run ever ever. And
you've got two training runs. The runner is eight and
a half kilometers. Your training in total has been eight kilometers.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
Eight kilometers, one three and one five. The last five
was weeks ago too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Yeah, you've done no training in the last couple of weeks.
You're going to be very sore on Monday.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
Here's the thing, Like, I've signed up to around the
base to impress a boy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
That's That's really what it comes down to. Okay. Hot
boys said to me, I'm doing round the base. You
should join And I was like, yeah, man, I love
to run, and you've got your came out running, Vesta
on wet, came up running, Vesta got but came up
wrap around glasses. They're in the car.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
I wanted to get scratched, okay, And I've got my
rid Badge security team Polo on right, and I haven't trained.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
There's two types of worlds, aren't there. There's the physical
world there is, and there's two types of training. I
guess there's the physical training in the physical world or
the spiritual world, and the spiritual training, so we're mental
Mental strength is important in a race, right, So we

(01:07:43):
we're brought in a fortune teller.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Who has a connection to the to the spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
So he's going to let you know how it's lot
to be here. Do we have some we do? Now,
this does sound a lot like our newsreader Brend, but
it's not if he isn't I put on a voice.
This is brand Yeah, brother of Brent, brother of actually

(01:08:11):
a psychic medium. That's right. I can look in the
psychic world, right. Yeah. Sorry, I sort of thought an
sleep was going to be coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
We tried, but they're all busy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Yeah, so you've got me. Unfortunately my hopes, I've got
to say it. I'm just I'm not disappointed.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Sam Ruth canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Yeah, I can. I can try and tune into them
and see what they have to say. How is this
going to help me?

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Well, I have no idea yet, but I did bring
some I actually forgot my tarot cards, so I've had
to improvise here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Okay, I've got a Knopoly deal. So so we'll just
we'll just go with it, and you're going to sort
of predict for me how my race is going to go.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
Yeah, yeah, how it's going to go? How you're going
to feel? Have we got some incense or we've.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Just got to candle? It's like terror. You put a
card down and then that relates to what's going to
happen to Haley over the in my hand? Yeah? Are
they clean? Okay? Okay, good, there we go. Okay, Brand
Son of Britain.

Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
Okay, okay, okay, let me just start tune in here, spirits.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Yeah okay, yeah, okay. How are you feeling, Haley.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
I'm nervous for the for the race, and I'm really
excited to get some predictions as to how.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
I may fear. I am saying, when is the race Sunday? Sunday.
I'm seeing its train it might be. But I am
saying that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
You will start the race thinking this is fun, you know,
this is awesome, but you're finished thinking it was a
terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Yeah, okay, spirits. But I do finish.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
I do finish the well eventually. Yeah that's what that's
what the spirits are telling me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Anyway, Brand, can you see the trucks at the end
cleaning up the cones and all the hoardings while you're
still finishing?

Speaker 7 (01:10:13):
Yeah, No, I'm getting a very strong, a very strong
sense here of you questioning all of your life choices,
sort of halfway through the race, right, do you think
that'll be No.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
I'm a little bit nervous about the race because even
just holding Brin's hand, I've just got yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
Yeah, oh okay, thank you spirit oh Hellelujah? Okay, yes, yeah,
oh wow, Okay, it's Christ. Okay, I see you confidently
overtaking someone.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Is it Georgia? Hang on, No, they will, they will
casually jog past you thirty seconds later. Oh damn. Yeah,
it's just a burst. Now, this is quite a serious one.
I'm getting. Thank you spirits, Thank you spirits, this this time.
Who is it? Yeah? This one was Christ. Yeah, it's
some guy called Gary, I think.

Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
Yeah, well he's he's warning me about this thing called chafing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Oh no, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
I hate to be a part. And I'm getting this
sort of powerful aura around you. Yeah, a very strong
smell of deep heat and chafing and sweet rash cream
which you can get from Chemists Warehouse seventy five grams
thirteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Ding the bell that's KPI to the other side, other side. Yeah,
thank you, thank the spirits for that. Okay, so do
you say brand?

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
Is this like some sort of disco ball? This will
work as a crystal ball, I think if I just
hold on to that. Okay, he's looking into the hairy
styles disco ball. Okay, the spirits keep showing me the
same thing, Hailey, Yes, googling how to fake an injury
before round the base.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I do have a twinge. I do have a twinge. Yeah,
I get that feeling. I get that. Does the spirit
tell you whether I should listen to that twinge? Can
you put out of the race?

Speaker 7 (01:12:02):
I can't ask them. They have to pay more of it,
you know, description yes is yeah, yeah, exactly, he's only
got one connection exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Oh yeah, yeah. We finish with one of have your
Tower cards. But can we do the first top Monopoly car?
We absolutely can see it because okay, yeah you picked
the card. Really the tell all moment is Monopoly deal.
But it does sound fun? Yeah you tell me? Okay,
you pop yourself back down there. Okay. Well this says

(01:12:36):
you have to collect rent from each player. So what
does that mean?

Speaker 7 (01:12:39):
Well, that means you're probably gonna sweat yep during the race,
probably a lot. Probably afterwards too, and you will say
the words that all runners say. I'm never doing this again.
That's what spirit's telling me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
What a great.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Sorry, Yes, wow, Brand?

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Yeah, nine six nine six. If you need your Tarot's
red or you monopoly go exactly. Yeah, it takes Tarot
to nine six nine Brand. Are you cheap?

Speaker 7 (01:13:08):
Well your race depends, some say, am but but yeah, no,
this is my first time, Haley doing doing this believe
it or not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Well, we'll get some texts.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
This must become a regular Okay, And someone did ask
of red badge.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
The team I am part of are concerned about damage
to the bread.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
They should be.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Thank you for there. It's really I think it has
guided me. Well, Brand, why are you wearing your running
vest now? Just kidding? Just it's a fit? Yeah, okay, right,
you're just sort of wearing.

Speaker 6 (01:13:43):
Is shue because I yeah, I'm not sure if the
boobs are supposed to go within or without. It's I'm
confused to the side or inside the wider or push
them closer to get it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
And I'm sure to you Haley question okay, okay, are
the Hurricanes going to beat the force? Quickly? Pick a
card from the tower. If you could pick a card.
The hurricanes collect rent again that means dark. It says

(01:14:21):
dark blue or green. That's not yellow. That your loss
a loss, that's a lost canes. And if that happens,
you heard it here first. If it doesn't happen, it's
gone wrong. Just a technical issue.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
I think, does that M podcast network plays that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Ms?

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
Flesh worn and Haley, you listeners, you have no idea
what we talk about now?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
The girlies. You know, it's been a long history of
trading things, hasn't it for tat a bit of this
for that instead of money and goods the barter system,
love it. The girls.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
The girlies are doing trinket trading, which is like people
are like leaving little signs up and leaving little trinkets, right,
like take a drinket, leave a trinker, like your little
book exchange fletch down by your apartments.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
This cute little like a little book for library th library.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Yeah, take one, leave one, it's great. Yeah. Yeah. So
they're doing trinket trading now where they have a little
sign and it could be bracelets or little key chains
or something, and you leave a trinket, you take a drinker.
I think this is the cutest little innocent thing either.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
You don't ever buy them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
You just swamp, you just swap.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
It's free.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
I feel like producer girlies, CARWENI Shanon can get into it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
You rock around with a bit of trinket trader.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
I find this so cute, Like, you know, if you
think of what a mini fridge looks like, like a
skincare fridge. People buy those kind of gut them, stick
them to like lampo, put a big sign and then
fill them with trunkets, little sunny angels stickers like it's
so cute. Yeah, oh my god, dear, someone just messaged in,
Oh my god, all the girls are collecting sunny angels.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Girl, what's sunny angels on our desk? Yeah, I've got
a couple.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
Of We've got littlest pit shops, We've got sunny angels.
We've got a few little trinkets.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
What did I buy recently?

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
The girls wanted some bloody I'm just like we were being.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Was being bullied for being a cringe millennial. But you
need to not buy these things for your girls if
they're going to I don't know, I don't know if
I said that on here. Last night I was called
a cringe millennial by my daughters. That was your private
shame you're giving. You're giving massive cringe millennial.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
I was like, it's honestly worse than men called a boomer.

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
It's our generations, okay, boomed a crunch millennial.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
So the only thing I with these exchanges though, like
if you've got your cute fairies and bracelets and things,
what if I go into the trinket box and I
leave like a cigi butt, you know, or like a
cicada skin.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
This is how I will get you. This is whimsy
and mirth. Yeah, it is whimsy in mirth. You can't
mess with whimsy and mirth. I like this. It's very cute.
It's kind of like that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
Like I saw one that was at a festival and
it was like take a little thing and they had
like hooks, like you know how you pull a phone
number off a year, but like dog Walker wanted thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
It was like that little hooks. It's very cute. I mean,
it's better than graffiti in vandalism. Yes, I've got no
room in my heart with vandalism.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
No podcast network play z ds Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
When did you injure yourself going to sleep, just sleeping,
just lying in bed, and you injure yourself. Did you
have done this? Yeah, I saw net real bad.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
But when I was at drama school, I woke up
one morning and I went over my eyes and it
was like whoa and I had this huge pain in
my left eye. Ended up going to the A and
E and they did poured ink in it. And I
had in my sleep like I had a corningal librasion.
So I've stretched my eye in my own.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
School because you'd like it'ched your eyeball.

Speaker 6 (01:18:18):
Yeah, yeah, but my fingernail obviously got like caught on it,
and then I had an eyepatch for a week.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
I'm definitely gone to sleep and working up with a
neck like so bad just from the way that I've slept. Oh,
there was me a couple of weeks that I needed
to go to the physio. Yeah, yes, I know for
sleeper Yeah. Or like when you start exercising or running
or doing something you haven't done for a while, you
might get cramp in the middle of the night and
that could tear something. Yeah, yeah, people could do that.
But so there is a basketball player, an NBA player,

(01:18:46):
a San Antonio forward Harrison's Barns Harrison Barnes his streak
of three hundred and sixty four straight games. So that's
without injury, without illness or anything. He's played three hundred
and sixty four straight games. How many gay games as
he played? How many?

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
What gay games?

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
I'm just thinking of you giving the straight games the
gay games? This is a quality.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Actually doesn't give a number there for by or gay games.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
But can I wrap my balls around this?

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Hurs tall?

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Yeah, Well, he's missed his first game breaking streak of
three hundred and sixty four games because he woke up
from a nap with an injury.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
What injury I saw, left ankle?

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
So like, how do you like a nie? You can understand?
So Barnes is thirty three years old. Welcome to the decline,
my friend. Welcome, Welcome to your thirties and forties. It's
a real kick in the guts when you're a parent
and you look in the back seat and your kids
asleep and their next like and in this car seat
and the bouts holding them. But then and you're like,

(01:19:53):
oh my god, you're trying to put the heat up.
Put it's such a sort and then they wake up.
You're like, are you soreing that? You just look at
a pillow the wrong way? And it's like, oh yeah, Well,
they said that he was treated by the medical stuff,
the team medical stuff, and yet all they said was
yet woke up from a nap with the sore ankles.
I don't know if he injured it and then went

(01:20:14):
to sleep or if he sort of like slept on
it and twisted it or something, but like pretty funny
for like an elite athlete. My god, there's so many
good messages. This is what we want to know. Nine
six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
I went hundred dials.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
And him, wouldn't you hurt yourself during.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
I know some of the messages already.

Speaker 6 (01:20:33):
Right now, Did you hurt yourself in your sleep? Get
an injury in your sleep? An NBA player who what
happens to be tall, dark and handsome, it's irrelevant, woke
up from a net with a saw ankle.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
You can't play, which is crazy because he didn't injure
it before he went wake up. It was Emily, good morning.
What was the injury while you slept?

Speaker 13 (01:20:58):
So I twist my meniscus, my miniscus, it's part of
your knee.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
It kind of cradles your knee bone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Essentially.

Speaker 13 (01:21:08):
I slept foot left, knee right, foot left.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:21:16):
He went to the doctor and he was like, oh yeah,
blah blah blah. Found out two days later my dad
needs half knee surgery for exactly the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
A genetic disorder. Got a genetics sleep We've got a
genetic sleeping disorder.

Speaker 13 (01:21:29):
O dad sleeps with the mask and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Oh yeah, goodness woe.

Speaker 13 (01:21:34):
And how long did it take to recover from I
was really lucky actually two days. But some people that
do it literally like like my dad need knee surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Wow, that's so fascinating. Okay, wow, just straight yes, thanks Emily. Laura,
when did you go to sleep and wake up with
an injury? Uh?

Speaker 9 (01:21:56):
Well, first long time listener, first time Paula, have you here?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Welcome, Laura, Welcome. So I just stay on the line
after Laura will get some feedback on how you feel
the show's going for a lifetime. But you've finally plucked
up the carriage to call, and I feel like I
feel like when I call a business and they're like,
if you'd like to stay on the line and give
us a survey Afterwards, I'm like, no, thank you got

(01:22:21):
things to do or is very busy.

Speaker 9 (01:22:25):
Anyway, I didn't know you could sneeze in your sleep,
but apparently you can. So I sneezed in my sleep
and I created the ribs and it is still created.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
What so what you wake up and you're just like, oh,
that's sure.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
What have I done there?

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
And then did you get an X ray or go
to the doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:22:43):
I went to the doctor and then I got an
XT ray and they're like, yeah, you've created a rib
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Wait? Do you wake up when you sneeze in your sleep? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:22:52):
I woke up.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Ow.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
I didn't know that I've ever sneezed in my sleep
or sneezed myself awake.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I don't think I have either until I've snored myself
awake often nightly. Yeah. Wow, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
And so what do they does?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
It?

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Just heal itself, Laura, you.

Speaker 9 (01:23:10):
Can't do anything for a creep rip. So I'm just
using its swollen's I'm just using like Voltagel and Kim's warehouse.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Yeah, she's a long time was there and she's a
KPI ticker. Yeah, this is and also about Yeah, shout
out to Kim's Wearehouse because they've heard Hailey's doing a
run this weekend. You have, and they've literally sent through
a first aid cat. Laura needs some of the I'm
going to be Laura. I've got joint sachs here from them.

(01:23:38):
I could you know, see you well.

Speaker 9 (01:23:40):
I wish you all the best of Like Kaylee, I
wish you well.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
On your healing journey. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
I wish you well on your healing journey when you
finish your run.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Hey, Laura, don't be a stranger. Cool again. I think
my work when I say we like Laura. Yeah, we
like Laura, and it'll be nice to keep up with her.

Speaker 9 (01:24:01):
Well, yes, I already had an argument.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
She just talked all over Laura. Jesus Christ, this is
a They just said we liked Laura. You can't talk
all over a woman. I've told you, regardless of it's
international Walmans Down Sunday, you've got to start talk. Another
woman saved you and our logs. There's Laura brackets. We
like Laura. You were saying, you've already had an argument?

Speaker 9 (01:24:21):
Why because I'm the girl that went to Samuel Marsden.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
Oh we have.

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
We had an argument. We had a high school high
school burst Laura cool, hang on, yeah, she said, I
called her, called Laura. We're not at school now. They
had short little.

Speaker 6 (01:24:43):
Skirts at Samuel Marsden, richest school, couldn't afford more fabric
to the ground at Laura, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
We're going to hook you up thanks to Chimu's Warehouse
with our caller of the week for that story. Home
are the biggest brands at the last price as well
down will send out a little kim Swarehouse price pack.

Speaker 9 (01:25:01):
I think, guys, and thanks for just making my.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Morning to keep going for me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Thank you, Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
The messages in when did you hurt yourself for sleeping? Does?

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Somebody said does a counter affair?

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Fell asleep driving my truck and I woke up with
a broken arm and fractured ribs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
I mean we did literally, as you're tynically, that is acceptable.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Yeah, but gosh, don't go on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
It's scary.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
My cousin rolled off a bunk bed and a sleep
broke a collarbine. I'm always bottom bunk. I don't like
the top bunk. Are you top or bottom? I'm versatile.
I don't want you to fall down on me.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
There's no versatile when it comes to bunk beds.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
You're on the top side. Just look at it. My
shoulder and my sleep. Had to call the ambulance and
suck on that green whistle, and then they popped it
back in on the spot.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
What do you mean you suck on the green whistle?
It's that painkiller.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
It's the greens makes the magic whistle here, So I
don't know what's in the green. It's in the green
sucky thing they've never seen. They gave her the green
thing to suck on, and she said, why does everybody
have three eyes all of a sudden, and then asked
the guy doing her cast why he was sweating so
much now fear questioning. The green whist medically known as

(01:26:16):
pin throcks as a handhouse self administered, and Hayley uses
a fast acting, short term pain release. It's like nang
de larks, no balloons. No balloons are required, nang sin.
You buy these under the counter. Whipping up some cream glover,
breen whistle. I've making a pevlever, make lots of pe loavers.

(01:26:42):
I fell asleep on my left side and didn't tuck
my hand out of my head, and I woke up
with a dead arm because my left breast had cut
off the blood supply to my arm.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
Heavy breast, heavy breast.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
I hate when you wake up and you realize how
heavy your armor is, because I did, excuse me.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
I used to wake up just located my shoulders.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
I literally welcome this morning with a strained calf muscle
and look at limping like an idiot for no good reason.
Then forty six sucks the fat one. I'll tell you
what sucks, a fair one. The alternative to being alive
and sore is being dead.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Um, God, thank you, thank you for that wisdom.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Gandy. Yeah, you must welcome. I had the bed based
leading on the wall, and I was asleep on the
mattress beside it. I woke it up to it lying
beside my head. Pretty good headache too. The bed base
and the mattress and the grand and it fell on
the head of God. I slept, I slept. I get
this one. I slept twisted at the hip, and in

(01:27:35):
the morning I could not get it right again. I
could not get at somebody else. I paralyzed myself for
six hours from the waist down getting out of bed.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
God, I'll tell you what some stretching stories.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
The VENN podcast network.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
News segment not enough for the news news. I want
news stories from the last couple of days that wouldn't
I watched the news good enough for the main bulletin
with brand.

Speaker 12 (01:28:02):
Am I on, okay, can we just restart? I'm just
a yeah, you threw with your character. We loved one joke,
so of course that's all we needed and were well.
I wish the listeners could hear what you guys pretty

(01:28:26):
quickly mortgage with the dumb jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Helder, good morning again.

Speaker 7 (01:28:32):
I'm Bryn Rudkin and Nature New scientists say the old
boys be getting the treats. I haven't really proof read
these stories like usual on the text.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Please.

Speaker 7 (01:28:44):
Older humpback whales are more successful at mating with the
whales sheelers because their songs are way better. Research of
studying whales near New Caledonia say older males have had
years to perfect their vocal skills, making them more attractive
to females with their dulcet tones. Basicly, the ocean dating
scene proves experience counts, which is good news for Barry.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Great White was a stretch. It was a shark. I
wrote this in two minutes, trying to distract us. Barry
great White. That's a great joke. Carry on bread to
food News Now.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
A video of McDonald's CEO Chris kemp Zinski to say
something like that tasting the new big Archburger has gone
viral because people say his bite was tiny ant he
clearly didn't enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Have you seen this play? By the way, it's wild,
it's giving long. Yeah, this is long, but it's like,
why am I watching this?

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
And then he goes it just takes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
He probably doesn't want to. He's probably watching his calories
for the day.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
Rival Burger King president Tom Curtis posted his own video
taking a huge bite of a whopper sauce everywhere, real sloppy,
sloppy bite. Fans say it's the most corporate rivalry ever. Finally,
now there's some real beef.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
Get it? Beef? Thank you? Pause? Yeah, real beef. Yeah,
I get it? Do you want to eat? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:30:22):
In San Diego, a truck carrying almonds caught fire on
a highway bridge, sending hundreds of kilos of almonds raining
down onto cars and a business park below. Workers watched
as almonds just kept falling from the sky. It was
literally nuts. Luckily, luckily no one was hurt, just emotionally assaulted.

(01:30:47):
Salted salted, Okay, not as good as the first one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Yeah, I should have Indian.

Speaker 7 (01:30:54):
And finally, twenty camels have been disqualified from a beauty
contest and our moose SNA after vets discovered botox fillers
and even hump inflation. Yes, cosmetic surgery for camels. The
contests are serious business with big prize money, so owners
are apparently willing to cheat the system.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
For now.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
Judges are keeping a close sign their humps, their humps,
their humps, their humps, their lovely camel lumps.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Check it out. That's not enough for that. I'm part
of it is Britin reading jokes that Hailey wrote, and
Haley needing that like feedback. That was funny, and these
big eyes like I'm okay, guys, I'm okay. That was okay.

Speaker 6 (01:31:40):
Also someone texting this is great. We missed a sitter there.
It was total arm and geddon.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Oh well done. Yeah, well, Hailey was a little distracted
during the process. Brinn, thank you so much. Have a
fantastic weekend, you too, Good luck, Haylen. We meet your
family member Brad yeah in the show amazing. If you
like today's podcast, tell your friends you could send them

(01:32:07):
the link. And if you don't have any friends, just
pretend you did yeah great, and rate and review and
maybe get out there and try to make some friends.
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