Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 9th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleet and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at the Cafe, The perfect start
to every Sydney school.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
A Catholic Sydney school job bless indeed bless. Everybody has
recently renovated some toilet blocks. Oh okay, that's nice when
school and you came back from holiday and something get changed.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh yeah, this is what's that? That's nice they've changed things. Well,
they renovated a toilet block, but the recently renovated toilet
block was subject to vandams. I wasn't tole Yeah because
that stuffle fries. It's like cement. Yeah, that's such.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
A good feeling. And we got a good slapper.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, like getting a girkin on the ceiling and a
fast going to fall as a time bomb. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
So Sint Leo's Catholic College has said it's too much.
From here on out, every time your child goes to
the bathroom, you'll get a notification I'm guessing on like
the school app, like an email or the school app.
You've talked about this a bit with your girls. It's
all like it must be so.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Hard to skip to skip periods in classes.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
It is, ye if one parent reports the absence that
both anybody that's linked to that student's account, and generally
it's like it can be both parents.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
We'll get a notification saying at school today. If I
was your daughter and you were left your phone open
or unattended, and I knew York code, I could go
into the school app Yeah, I could say I'm sick today,
but then it would also notify the other parents in
the school. Yes, man, my dad didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
And I was really good at my mum's signature, and
that was all I needed.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
That was all you needed, a handwritten note.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Literally on like a scrap of papers.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Just don't think they cared back in the day though,
if you forged that and the signature and they're like, wow,
that's all we need.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, good luck to you out in the mean streets.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, don't get pregnant. Did you ever find it like
it was almost shameful even asking to go to the
toilet sometimes yeah, just raising your hand. You knew which
teachers would allow it. Yeah, And it's like, well, what
do you want me to just wep myself here?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
I think if I had the guards I should have,
I would have done that. Do you know what your
h if they said no, it just okay, look them
in the art.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
But then the shame of that at high school alone. Yeah,
I mean I knew you were going to do it.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I think I feel like there was a lot more
liberties at high school for me to go to the bathroom.
Oh yeah, yeah, so what you would just bleed out
on the floor, mister du PLESI just die here.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Stuff. But the parents aren't all extremely happy about us.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
It was a waste of my time receiving these email
as well. I'm at work myself, and I also think
that it's not great for my child's well being for
this to be monitored and for him to feel shamed
when he just needs to go to the bathroom. It's
important they keep hydrated. It's better to stop it than
having your child go into a toilet that's been grossly vandalized,
grossly van.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
So these cameras outside the toilets, I didn't think the
problem was people van I thought they were all vaping
in there. Yeah, I thought there was haanging out. Vaping
is another another issue all together, right, So apparently I
just googled, like the other stories that came up about
like monitored bathrooms, is apparently vapes exploding in the school bathrooms.

(03:25):
When they're done, they just chuck them in the bin
and they can explode because they catch on fire or something.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, oh that is vapes tiktop TikTok trends. Yeah, so
like doing going out of class. They literally do a
dance in a bathroom mirror. But also the TikTok trends
of like destroying the property and putting it online.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Oh yeah, wow, so now all the parents get an
email every time Timmy needs to go.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Took a person, Yeah, a woman with one functioning kidney,
My parents phone to be like blowing up.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Plays it in Sledge Born in Halloween.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
From the unmoderated comments section, this is the top six
ooh ooh oh Portuguese mellipedes small black long get up
to forty five millimeters long, so just shy five centimeters
invasive pests and they've been found in New Zealand. Well

(04:21):
they've been at present for over twenty years, but recent
significant infestations have been reported in Wellington, New Plymouth and Nelson. Goodness,
it's probably the hot accent though, yeah I think so,
maybe hot, you know. As far as other Melopedes, go.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
We might have mangas, you know, megapedes, and then these
Portuguese ones come in and that's the real problem. They're
making our mellipedes look like mangas.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh I hate that. Get away from us trying to
ming down under.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
So the most of the nuisance are invading homes, beds
and gardens. Beds, yuh, at least not I mean forty
centimeters that yeah, no, forty five milimeters. Oh okay, okay,
that would be four and a half centimeters, okay, yeah,

(05:09):
any longer I'd start to be freaked out. Yeah, oh
that would be long. Forty five centimeters, I can see it,
but that it'd have to be squashed immediately, kill me.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
So apparently is here to vacuum up infestations. They're in there.
Oh that sucks. Is there in your vacuum? What a
way to go?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, So I got the top six ways to get
rid of this millipede, this invasive Portuguese mellipede.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Number six.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Stop selling them shoes? Yees, so many shoes and see
why people do? They see them coming into the store.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
And it's sort of like a week's worth of sales
and one I'm going to sell so many shoes at once.
Yeah yeah, kitchers love to see them coming.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh yeah, they love the arch support of it, rolling sketcher,
don't they. Number five and the less of the top
six ways to get rid of the invasive Portuguese mellipedes
get them jobs in the Australian minds.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
No one can say no to that.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Fifo cas Oh god, we love a FIFA over there
and the mines.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, go to Bali on your off days, to Bali,
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, get the tan and the kind
of the everything, like, who can say no to it?

Speaker 8 (06:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Imber four on the list of the top six ways
to get rid of the invasive Portuguese mellipedes are tripway traps. Okay,
so what their front? Their first set of legs trips over. Well,
even if the first or second, or third, or fourth
or fifth or six or seventh, rates or ninth or
tenth set of legs gets over the trip way.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
You can't tell me all one million legs are going
to get over.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Yeah, okay, because let's step over and be like haha, got.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Away with that. Also, before anybody corrects me, I know
a millipede doesn't have a million leagus.

Speaker 8 (06:44):
No they do.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
You were right. How many leagues do they have? Heaps?
Do you not know? Now?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Remember we looked this up once, the difference between a
centipede and a melipede. It sounds like a centipede has
one hundred legs and a melipede has a million legs.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
But it's not as somebody to do with there.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Forty to four hundred. I mean, that's such a.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Such a rain. Forty to four hundred.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Millipeds have between forty I gotta just sort them.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Really upset me. They're the yucky looking things I like.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
I like rolling over a log or a stone and
seeing the ones with all the legs and they like,
move it cool. Insect for Slunky was an insect. Yuck
five hundred.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Not on my bed, thank you. But yeah, they're not
getting all of those legs over that trap, no way, buddy.
Number three on the less of the top six ways
to get rid of invasive mellipedes, make catching them a
TikTok trend. Oh yeah, and then people will be out there.
I've got to phone, I've got to get the hits.
Both final millipede measure the view the mellip millipedes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Number two on the list where we're to yep, number
two on the less of the toxics ways to get
rid of the invasive mellipedes, the Portuguese millipedes. So invite
them over for invite them and then squash them.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I wonder how many top off and milli people have.
They could hold so many tap of plates.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
They have to be tiny plants. Minute you're done a
plate with squash and mellipede. Well they can have their
top off on that dinner plane.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Okay, multiple tap off per plate, multiple yeah, without the
drip off. Yeah, you know, tiny crackuff, tiny crackuff little.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
And number one of the lists of the top.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Six ways to get rid of the invasive Portuguese mellipedes.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
We let them breed with our mingon centipedes and millipedes.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
We get some hot international millipedec half Portuguese, half New Zealand.
Oh yeah that would be good, right, and then technically
they're not invasive.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
They've like settled here. Yeah, we made a beautiful mix. Yeah,
light brown, beautiful, and then the Portugal yeah, travel the world,
they'll get put bilingual.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I just think we're looking at this all the wrong way.
That is today's top six.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Play ms fletched Vaughn and Haley play MS fleshed one
and Haley Well.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
A lot of people stranded still around the world because
of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East. One such
person and travel influencer who's made I Guess a living
from his airline reviews. Wouldn't it be like you, like
you could just listen, considered it every morning, take a flight. Yeah,

(09:29):
and you just post about it and I guess like
review it and then you make money off.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
You that was good, and then they put and then
they fly in your business class, so they want you
to review it.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
So well, that's what this guy does for basically a
job NonStop. Dan is his YouTube channel and his kind
of his Monica not Monica from Friends, Monica with a K.
And he's an airline reviewer and basically all he does
is just fly business class or first class and airlines

(09:59):
must give him these seats for free. Right, How times
can you review business class? Well, you think about there's
so many different airlines and so many different I guess
a lot. What are we doing here? Guys? You know?
But do you think you'd get sick of it? Like
you've still got to sit on a plane for abow
fifteen hours. I know, but then you're in a location. Yeah. Well,

(10:20):
he's a Swedish American creator. He has more than seven
hundred videos covering airline reviews, cabin products, and travel rewards strategy.
So his most watched video has twelve million views. And
that's a first class travel review of an airline seat.
I'm just having a look at him. Yeah, he's growing
in the dream. Well he food. He posted to his

(10:42):
followers that he was trapped by the Middle East flight chaos.
He was stuck in Singapore wanting to get back to Europe,
and he posted a video flashed up some flights available
on the screen and set there are no flights. I'm stuck.
There were Singapore to Europe were flights, they just weren't
an economy and so he wait, so he won't fly home? Well,

(11:08):
he said, I'm stuck here. There are no flights for me.
And like the graphics that he put on the screen,
people within putting out a dude, you can get home.
You're not stuck. You just have to fly economy. He
won't fly economy and c B. I don't think he's
used to it now. I think all he does is
fly for the seats. Surely by this stage airlines just

(11:31):
give him the.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
I mean if they've already been reviewed by him though,
like you can.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Pay somebody riding on X. I just laughed at fifteen
minutes straight at this airline reviewer claiming he got stranded
in Singapore on his way to Dubai and that there
are zero flights for at least a week, casually drops
the fact there are indeed flights. He just doesn't want
to fly economy. Oh dude, you've that's out of time. Yeah,
like world War three is breaking up, man, Just get

(11:56):
just go economy. It's how bad you can kids, man,
even at a metal seat, he said, But I don't
want that awful food. You can do a review. What
about economy? No, there were none of those as well.
Yeah horrible.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah he's lost touch, hasn't he he has?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I wonder how much money he makes? Like how much?
So I was trying to do the man say you,
I don't know how much of first class teck it
is for this so as most watched video has twelve million,
how much money do you make a million views on YouTube? Wow?
I've even done it twelve million. It can generate six
thousand bottles, right, so you're not getting a full like

(12:42):
you're retiring on six grand. No so far, especially if
you're buying six thousand dollars flights. But then he's also
got seven thousand videos, so I mean he's obviously making
some money.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah, and you will have you know, deals and all
that kind of yaf Oh, well, thoughts and priers to have.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Is that everybody's.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Plays its fletchborn and.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Still it is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole. Silly.
Well for simil little pole.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Today we're asking do you think pitts should be allowed
on planes?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
If you find in America this would happen all the time.
I've been on planes with little dogs, little cats. Yeah,
they're so cute. What is that emotional support animals or something. Yeah,
it's kind of the loophole that a lot of people
use to bring them on Cue and America.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Guide Dog and it was looking at the loveliest.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Thing support dogs.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Support dogs realm very happy to have on the plane
because they're well trained and they're always cute.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Either there always like a laborador or which is.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
A shame really because the person can't even see how
cute they are.

Speaker 10 (13:56):
I know.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
But also when they were their little birds and you're like.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
I'm working, I'm working on the weekend, I'm being trained.
Please don't touch me pets.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
That's a kind of a it's a real mean rule
to us.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Want to because you're working so hard, don't They.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Don't know what they're missing. Because I'm also really good
at pets. Yeah, in New Zealand and New Zealand, I
want to because I work. It's a breach the retracted,
but virgin in Australia trialing this where if you're pit
your cattle dog is under eight kgs, you can bring
it on the plane in a carrier. It goes under

(14:33):
the seat in front of you. I mean it would
suck if you're allergic to animals.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh yeah, I actually never thought just on the plane,
what sort of carrier can fit under the seat in
front of you?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Like my bat pattern, they get little dog and care. Yeah,
they do crammed in there.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, and you know they're not saying and the people
have them out on their lap and this sort of
person that refers to the Peter is like their fur
baby and train.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah. I never thought about the people allergic to like
cat hearings. Yeah, that it'd sunk.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Man, You're on the whole on the whole flight, just
sneezing the whole time. Yes, do you think pet should
be allowed on planes? Pretty close, but fifty four percent
of people think they should not. Forty six percent said yes,
they should be sitting with us.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Okay, Well, not possible for a cat or a dog
to open the overhead on the emergency exodus. Yeah, a
wang emergency. No, I can't help. Becker said, I'm very
allergic to cats.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
But if there were pet friendly flights they would be okay,
as I would avoid those flights.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh, that's so when you're booking it's pet friendly, so
you'd know.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
But again, like someone's allergies are not their problem, you
know what I mean. So now you've got limited flights
to take because of these pet friendly Wyes.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, Jel said, a pet isn't worse than a crying baby,
and we let them on the plane all the time.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
I'm allergic.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
I've got an allergy to crying bab.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Man my son. Maybe they should be baby free flights
aults only. Yeah, and they play music family friendly.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
That means, you know, ye friendly means, a family friendly means,
kids friendly means and if you're allergic to the babies
and cats book the other flight, Georgie said, if you've
ever noticed this, you're the ultimate red flag, right, Okay,
we've been told h Dana said, Look, I know we

(16:23):
all want our gorgeous, perfect pet with us, but everybody
else's ship bag would be a punish in the pit
poop and the plane would stink.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, imagine if a dog or a cat chat.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, you know, like the dog that's been like, you know,
a stinky dog.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
It's like, yes, sitting that Stinksha.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Says, I don't need my husband, my kids and my
bloody dog to worry about ones.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Enough enough, Meghan.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Said, would rather sit next to a pet than a
human who wants to talk the whole flight.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
About.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
The thing is, the seat next to you is not
being taken up by the dog. There's still a human
in that seat. It's just got a smelly talk to
you about how their dog is.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
It's stressful for animals to fly, said Katie. The amount
of guilt I have for flying my cat and dog
to Melbourn when I moved here is heavy. Yeah, they're
very happy here, but that move was very, very stressful.
That in like being on that pay you alias see
the dogs whining. They should have dedicated planes where all
the seats have animals sitting on them and the hostess
is look after them, said Alice.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
A peacock would be pretty funny to sit next to.
I don't think, especially the male one and their bloody
showing off feathers out and they shit like massive.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Alicia said, I don't think a pressurized menagerie at thirty
thousand feet would be a great place for Marmaduke to
realize he's a.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Highly anxious fire.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Well, old Gladys from fourteen B is doing her best
to remain calm in the face of her eighty four year.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Old terror of dogs. I would give a whole different
meaning to cattle class. That's funny, very well put, and
Johanna said, only my perfect dog, no other. Yes. Look,
the thing is they can go in the under, in
the you know, in the belly of the.

Speaker 11 (18:04):
Hold.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
It's fine, that's where they go.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
So little pol today was do you think pitt should
be allowed on planes? And fifty four percent of you.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Ms fletched worn and Haley plays ms fleshed one.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
And Hailey Woo woo. This is describers from Woo Woo tiptop. Okay,
so this is a bit woo. Yeah, now this is
a bit. Well, you had your blood moon last week
and your crystals charge. No you're not so crystals in
the blood moon. No, you don't charge my crystals. I'm
not a fool. Oh sorry, of course I'm not a
full charge it with blood God, the crystals in the

(18:39):
blood the sky. This guy is insane.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
But there's a song that everybody has become attached to
as an abundant song hit ud.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Not a great song for everyone to try to say,
very high perched.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Oh I thought that was you trying to sing it.
That's it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ANIT award. It's very high,
it's very high. It's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
It's just a very high falsetto.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
I mean, you can't help her feel happier, right, Like, so,
why what is this supposed to do? List that's saying?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
This is the perfect example of a song setting at
eight eight eight hurts, right, which I googled what eight
eight hurts sounds like?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
This is what eight it hurts sounds like. If you
put my one not fletch ah. Oh that makes me
feel warm.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yes, it does, like an audio warm, I feel I've
just felt a wash.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
In twenty twenty one, this was uploaded by Inner Lotus Music.
It's called eight eight eight Hurts Abundance s Perimen Gateway
to Wealth.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Wait, so I feel great and I'm gonna get some
money out of this.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, I feel the money coming in. So it's completely
wo word, but it makes you. That song makes you
feel good. It's a feel good song, so I think
it probably changes your attitude, so.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
You positivity reaps positivity exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
This is really great.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
It wasn't in the best mood this morning, but this
is really.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
But apparently the tune eight eight eight hurts because eight's
is the lucky number. Yes, yeah, predominantly is that Asian
cultures that a really lucky. That's why the number plate
eight eight eight or anything with eight. Yeah, So obviously
no scientific evidence.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
What.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, but it's a jazzy song that makes you feel good.
It starts your day off better.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Did you say it's not allowed to be played in casinos?
That's what somebody said. They said they worked in a
casino where the song wasn't allowed to be played, but
why because it maybe like so rock solid evidence. It
was just it was just somebody's but somebody else said,
this is my granddad's favorite song.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
And once he won the lottery. Wow you go, I mean,
what have we got to lose? Yeah, it's not hurting,
it's not costing us money. Well, you didn't win a
lot of at the weekend, so maybe because I wasn't
listening to that, So maybe listen to the song when
you buy your teeth into that song till Wednesday play fletchforn.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
And now there's five love languages. You see sixth tha, Wait,
what's the sixth one you were thinking of? You know
that's physical touch?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
So okay, the five live languages.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
X of service doing things for each other, Quality time,
I reckon. Yeah, for sure it is quality time like
spending good time talking and hanging out and being together.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Words of affirmation. I love it, Yeah, I love it.
I'll take one. Now, you did real good run yesterday
I did a bad run.

Speaker 10 (21:41):
More.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Don't lie the word believe.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Physical touch, your caisses and your cattles and your hugs
and stuff, and receiving gifts or giving gifts, yes, which
is always that's the most embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
That's a huge red flag for that.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Also is no, it's just a give love language. I
love giving gifts like I love to like plan gifts
for people and think them out and stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
If your love language is getting a coach Hamberg of me,
yeah you're trash.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Some people do love that your shallowing.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
So that's your five and they're and they're very like
I agree with them, you know, man. They kind of
cover all sorts of ways that we like to express
our sounds.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Who came up with those? Are they attributed to anyone
like a therapist or doctor? Jeremiah Bullfrog, right, okay, came
up with He was a very good friend of mine.
I always drank my wine though. Yeah, God, but we
sure had a good time. Joy to the world.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
I don't know psychiatry come from Cosmo. No, no, no, no, no, no,
they're they're proper, they're proper, proper.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I'm going to our research. Okay, you do that. So
there's been a big.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Corroboration of psychologists that say, as our as the world
keeps developing, so do the nuances of and relationships, and
so there are five new love languages to add to the.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Five Okay, so they're not replacing them.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Okay, yeah, I think they could have better titles, okay,
like physical Dutch words of affirmation.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
It was Gary, by the way, Oh bloody Gary. They're
into the five Lovelane.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Gary Chapman was a Baptist pastor and marriage counselor in
North Carolina.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
A Baptist pastor and marriage counsel what's he going to
tell me to do with my marriage?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
You noticed people often expressed love in different ways than
their partner prefers to receive it. It's a very good
thing to understand. Nineteen ninety two, he wrote a book
for five Love Langue. Oh wow, so it's been around
that lone.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Okay, okay, so here's the five new ones that are
on the table. I don't like the names, Okay, I
think we could do this. Accommodating your artifacts is one
of them. Showing love by respecting and making space for
the objects, memories, routines, and sentimental items that are matter
to your partner. So, for example, someone wanted to love me,
they have to accommodate Quali and the bed because that's.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Very sentimental, and your collection of taxidermid creatures my artifact.
Then you would have to also in the same way,
love that they're bringing in some Scandinavian furniture to your home.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
For it's just a minimalist scandy aesthetic.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Can I chalk painted and roughen up the edges?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
No, you have to respect.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Can I not order some vintage sort of knobs on
my mind, that's not my love language. So examples like
this allowing people to display childhood photos, making room for
inherited items like my grandma's you know, glory box, the
thing that sits at the end of the bed, and
you're like, I hate it. It's accomminating your artifacts.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
That's one of them. Okay.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Maintaining tiny cultures is a second one, creating and protecting
small traditions and rituals unique to your relationship. An example
like a regular bakery run private jokes, special traditions, or
made up anniversaries like this is our fart anniversary.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
This is the day you farted.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
In front of me a year ago. So maintaining tiny
cultures fartavers is pretty good. Fartavers is pretty good. Yeah,
And it's making that a priority, going like I remember
these little thud But there's more traditions and rituals.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
These all just seem like things you just do on
top of the five that we already have.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Remembering your quirks is the third one, So feeling love
when someone notices and remembers your small habits, preferences, and
personality traits. An example, remembering your comfort meal, knowing how
to react when you're stressed, anticipating your needs. I think
that's quite a good one.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Actually, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
That's like sort of really getting to know someone and
being like, okay, she's doing this, or like okay, it's
the thirtieth of the month.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, you know, and here's.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
How I reflect. Goofing around is the fourth one.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Goofing around.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Goofing around expressing love through shared humor and silliness, playful moments,
baby voices, role playing, joking, playful teasing, dancing in the.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Kitchen, sending memes. That's us.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
I would say, goofing around is an if theatal language.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Yeah, we gotta go. But then that dies, doesn't it
after a while?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I think.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
So something that was cute, something that was cute yeah,
just becomes a hue Jack.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Budget and you're like, oh my god, I've done with that.
I'm done with that, just talk to me now you
And the fifth new love language is emotional safety, feeling
love through consistency, calmness, and in implementing predictability into the relationship,
knowing your partner responds steadily, respectfully. So it's not that's
not like like always these huge sort of expressions of love.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
It's just been keep things last. But again, I think
you could just use the five we already have and
then those would be great, just kind of tips really
how to be a bit of part how to be
a better pun exactly.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah, I totally agree. I mean I would take that.
I would read it that way as well, just going
here's some nice ways to actually make your partner feel
seen and heard.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
In laugh.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I'd still rather prefer a new car, but or a handbag, definitely.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
I'm a gift giving love receiver if it's a new car.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, absolutelys FLITCHPHN and Haley.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
We're joined on video in this in Messenger chat by
one of our lovely listeners who works for the Guinness
not the Brewery, although it's the same people that started
at the Guinness World Records.

Speaker 12 (27:15):
Hello Dom, Hey, Hey, doing good to be here.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Brewery.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
No, but we are currently recordless. That's how we're doing.
We've got no records between the three of us. It's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
It's a lot of effort, though, wasn't it. Now What
do you do for the Guinness World Records Dom.

Speaker 13 (27:33):
I'm like a video producer of social media kind of guys.
I run our ex account, I run our YouTube account
for a while, and now I go out and film
people and hopefully make them officially.

Speaker 14 (27:45):
Amazing.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
What an amazing sort of fun job. When some do
kids like I want to smash ten on you as
I came with my forehead with concrete underneath, You're like,
I'm grabbing the video camera.

Speaker 14 (27:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (27:59):
Yeah, it depends why they're on in the world. If
they're in the UK, then sometimes, yeah, we'll go out.
Lots of people just send in their evidence. Now you
can just upload it to a portal basically and it
comes to us. But yeah, film film the really good stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, but don what about AI?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
I could AI me flying to the moon and back?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
You know, record time.

Speaker 12 (28:19):
We've got those people in the lab suit sat in
the office. They know what is AI and what is it?
You know, we've had people try and cheat the system before,
and you always.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
So when when someone uploads a record video, do they
have to submit first their idea or do you just
get the craziest video sent to you.

Speaker 12 (28:37):
No, they have to like they have to give you
approved to the idea or the record has to be
a proof first. Then they go away film it or
make sure there's like witnesses watching them. They have to
sign a statement to say, oh we've actually seen this
happen and take pictures.

Speaker 14 (28:51):
It's it's definitely worth it if you get if you
get the record at the end, right.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
So you're a listener of the show dom to the
podcast on iheartwhere you it would just what record do
you think that Flitch, Thorn and Hailey could achieve realistically?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
There isn't a lot of effects and there's not a
lot of it and we don't have to actually learn
anything new.

Speaker 14 (29:12):
Oh, I mean we have to do some practice.

Speaker 12 (29:15):
I mean we've done lots of stuff with people before
and they haven't practiced.

Speaker 14 (29:18):
And they fell. What about Jinger and jener stack in?
How about something about?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
What about this bell? The most bell rings are like
thirty seconds. You're slow.

Speaker 14 (29:29):
Sort of blur into one big ding.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
That's not impressive. That was my issue with the what
was it recently that kissed? The couple that kissed? And
he was just.

Speaker 12 (29:44):
I edited that video and what we actually did is
we slowed it down first of all, so it's filmed
in slow motion, and then we typed. Then we set
it up to put it out on social media so
you can see each individual, you know.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, and so was it with it any kisses where
you're like, all enough? But he obviously I think, yeah,
definitely when you're doing.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Push ups and they stopped counting them because you know,
it isn't touching the ground or something, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 (30:14):
Yeah, sorry.

Speaker 12 (30:14):
Push ups is one that you know, people always think
it's really hard to do, and no one can agree
in the correct form of the push up. You know,
I've got no idea what could push up is, so
it's impossible to tell, but our team do their best.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
What what's the most thrilling thing you've seen with your
own eyes?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Most thrilling record attempt?

Speaker 12 (30:31):
We were on a TV show in Italy and there
was this dog that.

Speaker 14 (30:35):
Was herding ducks for an obstacle course. Yeah, nom got
called Glen.

Speaker 12 (30:42):
It had like it was like a sheep dog, had
lovely blue eyes and it was literally rounding up these
five ducks and just like warning them up.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
So what was the world record that was gained from that?

Speaker 12 (30:57):
It was like the fastest time for a dog to
her for an obstacle.

Speaker 14 (31:05):
So if you've got a dog.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
What about the six those big ducks? At them all? Yeah,
we're actually if we found this, is there an Guinness
Word record for the biggest duck?

Speaker 14 (31:21):
There's an inflatable duck that like travels.

Speaker 12 (31:23):
Around this one's giant. Yeah, and tallest cat to his dog.
I can't see why you wouldn't have the tallest duck.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
It's gotta be our intro. Would have to capture it
and measure it and then maybe get the measurement to
you this giant.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
And also I saw this dart like a week ago.
Dom Like, we're just sort of assuming he hasn't moved.

Speaker 12 (31:48):
Yeah, you have to measure a duck, right, it's gonna
flap about in your hands.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
The date the dark, we'll get the trenk gun out.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
We'll go a little in the Oh, my god, you
must you have such a fun job.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Do you love doing what you do?

Speaker 14 (32:03):
It's great.

Speaker 12 (32:03):
You know, I've met the tallest and shortest women in
the world. They came and like the shortest woman was
just like walking to my desk. Yeah, as I was working.

Speaker 14 (32:12):
Yeah, it's the best job in the world. Every day
is different.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
You know, don't know what record someone's going to break tomorrow,
which is very exciting.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Well, tomorrow the record will be the biggest duck.

Speaker 14 (32:23):
Doing something. That's what I want to say.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
It sounds like we're saying dick when we say duck,
or is it duck? No, that's.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Yeah, I do not want to give you.

Speaker 14 (32:33):
I know what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Hey, don thanks so much for catching up with us.
And yeah, maybe we'll meet one day in the future
in the flesh.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Leave it with us.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
We'll think of a record and we'll come back to you.
Something easy suit.

Speaker 12 (32:46):
Who will come on and he would uticate it properly
for you know, we'll do the whole she bang, make
it big time.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Love this. Okay, do you have a man in New
Zealand that can meissure ducks.

Speaker 14 (32:55):
We've got someone in Australia. I'll send him over.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Yeah, okay, it'll be worth your time. Was straordinarily large.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Imagine he's sitting off, Imagine he's sitting on a plane
and you said to the guy next to you, what
are you going to New Zealand for? He's like, I'm
going to measure a dark and then fly back. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
That makes complete sense to me. On onwards with your journey, Hey, Dom,
thanks so much, love to keep.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Ms fletch worn and Haley play Ms fleshed one and Haley.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Right now, I want to know if you've ever been
given an ultimatum.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Or you've received one? Yeah this or else?

Speaker 7 (33:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Because Juicy Buckley, who's the coastar of Hamnet with Paul
mescal you know, the year old he loves lovestory beautiful.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Is he doing a stage? What do you call it
a production?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
It's not Hamlet Hamlet, but it's based around him.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
They're looping around Shakespeare's trademark. But is it a movie
or a shot? It's a movie? Okay, right, Your.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Poor poor misk has been lots of nominations.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yeah, I was gonna say he Shakespeare and his wife
Agnat celebrate the birth of this son, Hamnet. However, when
tragedy strike, Hamnet dies at a young age, for it.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Inspires Shakespeare to write his timeless masterpiece Hamlet and Paul
Mescal plays a young Wuilly. I'm Shakespeare.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Oh oh no, Paul mess girl's way hotter than Shakespeare.
Shakespeare looked weird anyway, they all.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Did back in the day. Do you reckon if your
time traveled back, I'd be so old. Do you reckon
win mass universe? Or do you just think? Because that
was all paintings, No one was very good at painting. Yes,
that too. They just made them like real, like pointing. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Man, wait till they wrap their eyes around a camera.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
So Jesse Buckley, who stars in this, was on a
podcast and she revealed that she gave her husband an ultimatum,
and it was when they first started dating he had cats.
She doesn't like cats. She's like, well, in her words,
f cats. She said, my husband and I started dating

(35:07):
and we had two cats. She said, I know I'm
going to get canceled for this. She called the cat
a pedigree model and staged a coup against her. She said,
I come home and they just be pooh on my pillow,
and so I said, it's a badly trained cat. I
said it's me or the cats, and I won. So
now husband got rid of his cats, and then the

(35:30):
Internet went.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
No, Yeah, somebody said to you Rolly or Melli every time,
and then my respect for that person would be gone.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
My cat won't shot on your pillow. That's so then
she had to go.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
She was on.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Jimmy Fallon and then because the Internet went crazy and was.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Like, I do not that I hate cats.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
I just hated this cat, and now everyone thinks that
I'm like an animal hating thing.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
I mean, it does sound like a terrible cat. If
it's doing that on a Perlo, that's you don't want
to live with a cat like that.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
Yeah, but there was the ultimatum she gave her husband
and she won amazing, rehomed the cat.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yeah, the cat that is wild. That's what I want
to know. Were you given an ultimatum? I mean, if
someone it's a ten and they're really hot, yeah, light eyes, yeap.
I mean it's extent off to the PCA with ROLLI
done ten beautiful years together. It's time to this is

(36:32):
what we want to know this morning. Have you been
given an ultimatum or have you given someone one? Yes,
like it was this or they do this or on.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Well, sometimes it could be like a people ultimatum, like
someone's like it's maybe a situationship and they don't hang
out with that person anymore, or they're like with you
and someone else. Maybe it's like yeah, but if a
casual dating thing, you're like, look, if you want me,
it's me all the time. Time to choose, Yeah, time
to choose, Like an ultimatum like that. Yeah, maybe it's
all the job is getting in the whatever relationship and

(37:02):
you're like, looks, maybe.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
It was moving, Yeah, you come to move to move
to Brazil.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
It just feels very like like to issue and ultimatums intense.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
Sometimes though, it is you've got to draw a line
in the sand with someone and say look.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, otherwise it's just doing this and no man's land.
I've got to move on.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
We had a couple of responses on Instagram because the
old question box. I said to the boyfriend, you have
until the end of the year to propose or I will.
He did and we've been married eight years. That worked
out there.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
That worked. I told my husband to choose between me
and his boyfriend. Is it a female text? So that's
a male one second? Okay, right, so they're married?

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Olsham open?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Or does she just mean like hey, oh hey, okay.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
So the boyfriend had a husband and a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
This this man had a husband and that husband had
a boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Right, and so there was the ultimatus.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
They knew about the gays live, but obviously they were
just like, no, this guy's getting too close, he's overstepping
from boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
And two, yeah, we're having fun. And now when I
having fun, they were too serious.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Goodness me, I'm not gonna be a okay, well late
one hundred dars at him as our number. You can
text us as well. Nine six nine sex.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Were you given an ultimatum? Or have you given one?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Before play Zim's Flesh Porn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
We want to know were you given an ultimatum? Or
have you given an ultimatum? Jessey Buckley, actress and Hamnet
gave her now husband the ultimatum of the cats or me.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
She won, She won, The cats were gone. They sounded
like terrible cats, like Bailey, good morning. Now, who was
given the ultimatum?

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Yes, baby, love love that welcome, welcome, welcome? Was it
you that was given the ultimatum? Bailey?

Speaker 8 (39:00):
No, it was my dad. So when my parents were dating,
my dad had a drop off her where he had
to move overseas so he moved, and then he wanted
my month to move over in Australia, so she sent
him like a fact.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
A fact.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
This was like, here's my ultimatum, I will move if
you marry me and if I should be a stay
at home mum. And he faxed her back and said yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
And that was, in fact the most romantic use of
effects similar machine I've ever heard. That's amazing, that's beautiful.
And then so what did they move? Did they end
up moving back to New Zealand?

Speaker 8 (39:43):
Yes, they did, like five years later.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Wow. And then the rest is history. Here you are here.
You are imagine that you want to be here without
the facts imagined if dad had never got the facts.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
So he was like, no, a lot of the facts
hadn't run out of its role.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
What if someone on the phone the facts connected to
the phone wouldn't be here? What that's Bailey, I thank
you about another another just to celebrate. Thank you, have
a great Monday. Some messages in lots of messages.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
When I first started going farming, I asked my boss
if I could get a dog. He said yes by
all means. Then I got a dog, and he turned
around and said, you got to get rid of that
dog or go I can't. So I handed in my
two weeks notice the next day and got a new
job pretty smartly given the ultimatum, and then they chose.
I gave one to my flat made yesterday. Actually I'm
moving country and they won't come to the party about

(40:32):
me leaving the lease.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
So I said, look, you either let me lease, let.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Me leave, or I find a random to take my
spot and you're gonna have to live with a ring.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
That's a good. Yeah, that's good to me.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Play Zitims Flitchborn.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
It was the ultimatum given or received and.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Maybe you just hear when you said ultimatum.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
They made me think of the Born ultimatu of the movie,
and then made me think of the Born trilogy.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Great trilogy. God, that's a good trilogy. Rostins Ross, what
was the ultimatum?

Speaker 11 (41:02):
Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 14 (41:04):
So I'm a party bus.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Driver and Crisis Ross. You have seen it all. I've
imagining that you would.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Have as sorry as I could tell you it would
be crazy.

Speaker 15 (41:15):
Anyway.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Yeah, I met my last partner of the partty buses
one night and as turn into a bit of a relationship.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
And breached the age old driver passenger an. I don't
know if that's a thing for doctors and client patients.
An't allowed to do it. I don't mention it's a
little bit different.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
I suppose, like, of course professional on the night, but
if anything, you know, if they can.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Later, it's okay. Kind of like a Kenticki bus driver,
I'd imagine.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yeah, well, yeah, I feel like I've never been on
one of these party buses before ross. But my issue
would be the peeing, the constant urination.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
Oh yeah, see, I mean we don't run very long
leagues in between bars, so we're alway fifteen twenty minutes.
It's not too bad.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Yeah, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
Anyway, so we we got together and probably well she
started to get a little bit jealous of I get
me working every weekend and going out and having all
the funnelers to that, and so I was like, I'll
bring you out and you know, I'll show you what
it's like. And it was just like throwing flight picture
on a fire age.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, it was a great idea.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
So you met them doing the party busy.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yeah, they were worried you were going to be playing
up on the party bush pretty much. Yeah, this is
what I told you about the age old drivers all
the hemss night honeys. Yeah on the party bus.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
Yeah, it's the same as working in the bar, right,
You're just going to get shut on sometimes going on.

Speaker 16 (42:47):
That kind of thing.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
And anyway, so it's like she go to the ultimotum.

Speaker 14 (42:53):
And it was like the job or me kind of thing,
and well here I am yu lader, still doing it.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
So yeah, how much how much job? Though? Wasn't how
much longer a year? But it could just be driving
an ordinary bus that's as fun would How much longer
have you got an you're on the party bus.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
I've been doing it ten years, but only like city four.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
So okay, as a twenty four year old, Well now
I know what I want to do. I want to
drive the wonder you were getting the honeys. You're right, Ross,
Thank you for call I right.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Ross could write a book, yeah, I mean yeah, or
wheels on the bus go round and round?

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Wait, what's the worst what's the worst behave you've seen
in the bus?

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Just quite play? It probably wouldn't appropriate for broadcast. Only
if it's appropriate for broadcast, Ross.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
Honestly, I probably can't tell that it's story to be fair.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh my god, I need to get ross on. Oh
my god, that's I know. I need to know.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Can you tell our producers plays off year and then
we won't say it?

Speaker 9 (43:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:54):
I love that. Ros seeing you some messages in when
did you receive an altimatom? We'll give one.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Somebody said that I found out my egg was on
myth and I said, it's me or myth.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
And he chose me.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeah, gotta god. I wish someone would choose me.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I know, I hope I would be sort of like,
but it's that's a prodinent so horrifically addictive.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, I don't know. Are you very addictive? Are you?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
The withdrawals from you would be like peace, peace and quiet.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yeah, how nice. I'm being dragged to train things.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Play zis Fleschborn and Haley play Fleborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Jesus, oh god, yes, So everybody with their medals yesterday?
So yes, afford to make so many middles? Well, there's
so many. Give it a give it a donk. It's
not very a lesson. It's around the base.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
I did around the base for the first time. Now
just to remind I'm not a runner. And I did
only say yes to this because a hot boy asked
me to be part of his team. And I'll do
anything for a hot boy, honestly these days. He sparkled
his blue eyes at me and I said sure, and
Nick Minner, I'm running eight point five k yesterday on
a Sunday.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Yeah, with thirty thousand other people, which too many people.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
I definitely Okay. Here's the thing I mean. I just
admitted to the boys off air. I came into this
race with such arrogance. I didn't train. I did two
runs this year. I did two runs between saying yes.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
And doing it. Yep.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
One was three to one was five k ks. The
race yesterday was eight and a halfish. And I didn't train.
Then I didn't I didn't do anything right. I didn't
stretch before, I didn't stretch afterwards. And then by the
time Fletch saw me for my heart earned guinness, I
couldn't walk.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Get a bottle of ice spray yeah for the ankle.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
I am making a little I'm going to make a
little real for my social media because if if it's
not on socials.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Did it happen during the run.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Yeah, I hate to do anything to mentally cope with
the bottom of running right well, during one bit, you
can hear me say it's nearly over, it's nearly over,
it's nearly over. I hated every single step of it.
I'll be honest, I'm not a runner.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
My favorite bit yesterday when I saw you out at
the pub afterwards, was how every time it was a
photographer on.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
The course, Oh yeah, wait, just you wait for the
professional photos you'll see on my phone and how much
I'm struggling. But I would because I definitely had to stop.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
To walk some of it.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
I couldn't just raw dog run this eight point five k.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
It's not me.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
So I'd stopped to walk every now and then to
catch my breath. And then I'd see a fish photographer
and I'd get a blundy gate on, I'd get a
man and then mile having fun around the base, and
then just stop and be like, oh, I hate this,
and I do want to say thank you so much.
There were so many Zidium listeners who were like would

(46:57):
see me along the track and they'll be like, come on, sprow.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
There was one great lesson I wish I got a
name Max.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
She was like, sprow look at all these men here
for you.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I was like, oh, it was drinking, but that I
was walking.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
She was like movement girl, and I was like, oh
my god, it to keep running. She was like, it's
sprowl on the prow or was she just she was running?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
She was running to so do you? Because I lived
down in the city. So there was just thousands of
people from like early hours of a Sunday all through
the day. So many people had running this and yours
was a joke. Some people had them as serious. It's
running this. So I hate and a half. I was
just this was an eight and a half kilometer run
a brick.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
I had tequila in mine because in my head I
was going to be having such a blast this whole
time that I'd be something from this tequila. Not a
tequila shop was sapped. Okay, So I was a struggle.
I hated it. I genuinely hated it so much.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
So the results are out, and do you know what,
I'm actually like pretty surprised. I think you'll be pretty
happy with these results. So we're gonna stand route on
our hands and we're gonna well, so you.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Could read just to be a walker a jogger, which
was me, oh yeah, a self see is something runner?
And then the elite professionals that got to go first,
and you know, so.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
Who I would see.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
I was like heading the three to four kme up
and they were looped back, hidden back into town.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
They're just doing another runs. Disheartening. So your runtime was
an hour, seven and eight seconds for the eight point
four kilometers now I have, which was I wanted under
an hour. So that was disappointed. So they give you,
They give you your place, and then your female place
and all the females, and then they give you because we've.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Got boobs, you're gontaccount for tadi.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, yeah, something broke that down. For the taddies thirty
to forty thirty nine females, that's me. That's your age group,
thirty to thirty nine, thirty to thirty nine.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
It's when the tatty start hanging a bit lower, shot down, harder,
harder to care, get.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
A bit of a weight swing. Yeah, okay, overall you've
finished in the top forty one point eight percent forty
one yeah for everybody, for overall, Yes, that's that's over.
So that includes the walkers. They'll say twenty it's his
twenty six twenty six thousand, six hundred and seventy six.

(49:13):
Was it my position? Now? You were eleven one four
eight I.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Was eleven thousandth Yeah, four hundred and eight.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Eleven thousand, one hundred and forty eight.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
I'll take it. Okay, you were there thirty thousand, and
out of.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
All females, you finished, and the top thirty two point
five percent of females.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Do you see you're can see you finished in the
top thirty two I was like, that's amazing, no percent and.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
The top thirty two percent. That's pretty good. And then
your age group, out of all women that ran around
the bays, thirty to thirty nine, you finished in the
top thirty three point six percent of your age group. Okay,
un pleased, it's really gone, really please, you're in the top.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Considering the arrogance of me out on Queen Street at
like midnight night before with a drry in my mouth
and a chocolate crepe, and I had a couple of beers,
and I didn't go to sleep early, I didn't train,
I didn't stretch.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Do you know one thing I.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Will say, and he'll hate this. One of the hardest
launchers over the weekend. People counted I was running with
this hot boy that I was trying to impress by
being there.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yep, And immediately I.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Could feel his temper was faster than mine, and I
was like, that's fine, and we ran together the whole
way until the end where he realized if he ditched me,
he could get under an hour, so.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
He just took off wait and left you by yourself.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I'm only here to impress you, homie, like, wow, what
are you doing?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yep, he went up, so he'll be pleased. The Titanic
energy there.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
It's giving big. Didn't make room on the door.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Yeah, it's giving big.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I know woman and children are says to go first,
but can I have a sect anyway?

Speaker 5 (50:56):
No, thank you for showing me those stats, because I'm
proud of it. But I will never even you will
never see me run a step in again. I'm back
to the waits, baby, Load me up.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Yup. That's where I keep it. To the gym. Keep
it to the gym and some light evening walks.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yes, plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley and.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Harry Styles One Night in Manchester, Nights in Manchester. It's
out on Netflix.

Speaker 11 (51:29):
You have one simple chols have as much fun as
you possaw.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
So this was the show that you had to volunteer
to get tickets? Is the right to clean some ditches
and stuff?

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Yes, you had to apply to get a ticket and
then an exchange for that, right produces Carmen and Shannon
will bring you in because big what are you?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
What do you call the Harry Styles fans? Stylish? Girl
is stylish?

Speaker 5 (52:05):
It was just Harry girls. Yeah, Harry's yeah girl to
stargled me whole life.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
There were lots of different ways to get tickets to this,
but it was mostly not buying them in.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
The US the way that you would which is cool,
Which is cool.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
So he did that in a limited concert which was
filmed the night the new album was released, edited quickly, right,
it was filmed on the Friday, edited quickly, and now released.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
On the internet.

Speaker 10 (52:32):
So many people are like, oh my god, they had
to edit that in forty eight hours and on a weekend.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
If it's not Netflix, just.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Like, yeah, trim up an hour const couple of hours
that we've been doing a live in it too, right, Yeah,
surely right? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (52:49):
Wait, so when was the concert Friday night in the UK,
but he was in New York on Saturday night for
and how he was in Ryan Goslins wanes Man.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Private Jets burn but.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
The time Harry's life, I guess, yeah, that's right, he
was on Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
I feel like I just did this massive concert.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
I might take a weekend round the bays as well. Ok,
he does love running, he loves running. And I saw him,
I said suck at Harry and I ran past.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I'm sure it was him. I don't know if it was.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
So, yeah, he did this concert and then I believe
it was one of those like it was like limited
tickets and then they had to put their phones in
those like you can't film things. But Cohen, you were
saying people were like live streaming.

Speaker 10 (53:34):
Yeah, look, I won't write anyone out, but there were
definitely people who had security guards who hadn't properly sealed
the bags because they weren't the black ones that you're picturing.
They were like see through plastic that people could still text,
but there where your camera sits was blacked out.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Yeah yeah right, but.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Yeah, so people were giving live updates on my Twitter
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
But snaughty people were.

Speaker 10 (54:01):
Able to kind of break out and all one girl
who put in an iPhone eight into the bag and
then had her seventeen pro Macs whatever in her back pocket.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
So security was tough.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Then yeah, yeah, well the concert looks amazing and it's
literally on Netflix now to go and watch it. And
it's the whole new album, which I.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Think this song American Girls is my favorite on the album.
It's really good. Ready, City Go? Is that it? City cook? Really?
City cock?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
You got thirty minutes to cook three courses. No, it's
a great album. I'm absolutely loving and I think I
watched this concert.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Well, it's out now on Netflix. Fact of the Day
is next. What's a themal weekborn youth Organizations.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I guess you'd call it Scouts, Girl Guides, Brownies.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
All of them plays it Fact.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Of the Day day day day day.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah, this week in fact that they were looking into Scouts,
Brownie's Girl Guides youth organization's facts about them. And this
comes because last week we had Eric Winter on the

(55:16):
show from the Rookie and I said, Dad, Brownie points
because I got him to do a shout out to
my daughters who loved the TV show.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
They love that.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, And then I said, dad, brownie points, And August said,
what are you talking about? I said, brownie points and
she said what are brownie points?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
And I did not know. I didn't know why.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I don't know. I always sort of like a brownie,
like a chocolate brownie.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
No, but to girl guides or brownies get points, so
get badges, don't they brownies? Well, I'm gonna right back
to the.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Start, okay, to tell you why the why are brownies
even called brownies? Very white thing? They go to brownies? Wait,
do we have brownies here? Or we've got girl Brownies?
Are the younger ones?

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Right?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Cubs as cubs go to Scouts and brownie and brown Right,
that's the evolutionary step. So I'll tell you the origin
story of brownies. Brownies, the youngest level of girl Guides,
get their name from a English and Scottish folklore about
magical household helpers that come at night time. Brownie was
a tiny household spirit that lived quietly inside homes. They

(56:21):
come out at night while everybody slept. They did little
chores and little jobs.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Oh yeah, fix things that have kind of been started
but not finished. But you weren't allowed to brag about them.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
You weren't allowed to pay them, and if you thank
them too loudly offer them money or clothes, they would
take great offense and disappear for river. So the idea
was that good deed should be done quietly and without reward.
You just do it for the sake of doing it.
So that's where it comes from. It it's trying to
teach young women, in this case young girls, that you
do you help out, you do little jobs here in there,

(56:53):
and you don't expect payment, you don't expect reward. You
just quietly undertake a task Brownie points, a thankless task,
and that is you get Brownie points. Cut the early programs,
the recognition recognized the small acts of helpfulness like tidying up,
helping other kids, doing chores without being asks and stuff,
and so you would get Brownie points.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
So you're not actually.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Getting a reward for doing it, because that goes against
the tradition. You're just accumulating Brownie points. Makes you feel
good for helping people selflessly, okay. And it's named after
the house spirits that would come out and do and
if you're like familiar with the Harry Potter world, it's
kind of a bit of a tie into the house
Olves of Harry Potter as well, because it says here

(57:34):
in the folklore, if you gave a Brownie clothing, they
would vanish and disappear. And of course that's how you
free the house olves. Dobby gets given a sock.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Oh of course, yeah, of course. And it also ties
in people who have wondered why the Cleveland Browns their
mascot is a like little als Alfish looking character. Oh yeah,
and because that also named after the Brownies that gave
Brownies their names is the younger girl Gods. So that's

(58:02):
how you get Brownie points because you never give your
dad the day, unlike Chessweet. Do you remember that? How
horrible that was? I've blocked it out?

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Yeah, okay, good, Why did you bring that back to
the forefront of It.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Was a perfect example of a great fact of the
day and a perfect example of a terrible fact of
the week. Yeah he's right, No, No he's not, he's not.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
I still hear from people who's their chess Wick who
was one of their reasons.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
That's just the general public. I'm in touch with the
common day, right, So today's back to the day. As
Brownie is the junior Girl guides get their names from
some house elves that would complete tasks thanklessly at night time.
We have had just had a text in okay, can
you please give my son a shout? He's turning for

(58:46):
today and love singing along to Factor the day. What's
his name? The person didn't give his name? Well wait, Jaden,
happy birthday too, LEVI do you that they did leave
by habit they do you fact of the day, day

(59:09):
day day day.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
Do do.

Speaker 12 (59:18):
Do do?

Speaker 11 (59:19):
Do?

Speaker 10 (59:19):
Do?

Speaker 8 (59:19):
Do? Do? Do?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Nine before can I make an apology? Yes, I said
Brownies was the earliest Pippins. Of course before brown looks.
Pippins is for like five year olds.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
You're going to do things? Do they get fair? Fact straight?
I love that our listeners call you out. It's very pop.
It must be very popular in New Zealand. What you
won't no no the Brownie rhymes. Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
I never did it appearance just like my parents really
like anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Yeah, you do much. It literally happened over the road
in the hall. Going to be hard right now?

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
I want to ask who made the wedding all about themselves? Now,
maybe it was the bride in like a bridezill a way,
you know, where everything was centered around her. Or maybe
it was a mother, maybe it was a cousin, maybe
it was a friend, maybe it was a husband. I
think to be the mothers, I'm going to say, we're
gonna get predominantly woman.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
We're going to get women, but maybe not happy to
receive any story.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Asked this because Jojo seers brother got married over the
weekend and she's been called out for stealing the spotlight
at his wedding started with show, so she was asked
to be a bride'smaid for the you know, her sister
in law, new sister in law and all of her
sister in law's friends. Sister in law looks like a
normal woman, ye all. The sister in law's friends are

(01:00:53):
just wearing like nice colors and nice sort of soft gowns.
And Jojo Seawer is in like a backless, plunging sequin
disco board.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Oh my god, have you ever seen Jojo Seer's brother, No,
literally Jojo as a man? Yeah yeah, so this is
the dress like big spark Oh wow, Okay, that's not
what you'd wear to her. No, there was an agreed
uniform with the bridal party.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
I mean, I'm sure she ran it past, but you
don't say no to Jojo Sea anyway. And so now
and she's been and apparently her behavior was very jojo Sewa.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Yeah, and when she talked, she was very Joey ol
Sea and.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Everyone was like she really Some guests there said she
was really making the wedding about herself, which is unexpected.
It like at one point, the brother goes to like
eat the cake, and you know, you know, if you
do that thing, you smash the cake with your wife.
Jojo Sea was started smashing the cake with the brother.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Oh okay, wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Yeah, well it's sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
She sort of managed to do that. I just think
if you invited a celebrity to your wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Yeah, and people were kind of like obsessed with the
fact they were there, and like that would year like
they were stealing it, even if they weren't intentionally.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Mister Taylor Swift being a bridesmaid for one of her
childhood friends and you're like, this was only a couple
of years ago, literally the biggest star on the planet
and she's there just being like, I'm am I dressed too,
and I'm just trying to get Bee chill, and I
think she.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Played it well. Like she could have sat at the
back doing nothing, she still would have stolen the space.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Like everyone was still this year, you know. But I
want to know who made the wedding all about themselves? Because, yeah,
it happens there high streets environments. There's a lot of
family drama at play.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Yeah, nice, okay text at nine six nine sex, I'll
wait one hundred dollars a m as a number.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Who made the wedding all about herself?

Speaker 11 (01:02:41):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Though, who made the wedding all about themselves? Because Joe
Si what apparently made her brother's wedding not made it
about herself and maybe like pulled a lot of focus.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
You know who's wedding it's moms or mother in law's
you reckon. Victoria Beckins had a couple of votes too, that's.

Speaker 17 (01:02:59):
Right, she.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Wild anonymous, you incess anonymous? Who made the wedding all
about themselves? Hello, hello you babes.

Speaker 11 (01:03:15):
That was for my mom's wedding. Her mother in law
tried to take her first dance.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
No another Victoria Beckham, She's had her own wedding, I'm assuming,
So what happened.

Speaker 11 (01:03:28):
I'm not too sure. All I know is that my
mom was like, that's happened to me, and I was like,
oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
Gosh, So your mom's husband's mom came in during the
first half and tried to sweep.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Yep. Also, that's c everyone knows.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Everyone there knows it's for the husband and wife, and
usually there's like a big love song player.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Yes, yeah, God, thank you jeez. Who made the wedding
all about themselves?

Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
Hey, guys, my ex husband's mother.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Did for familiar aren't they another mother in law? So
what did she do to make it all about herself?

Speaker 16 (01:04:11):
Yes, so I was pretty excited, you know, it's your
big day, and she said, I'm just going to keep
the casual, you know.

Speaker 11 (01:04:18):
Mother of the groom outfit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
She didn't.

Speaker 10 (01:04:23):
She wore the brightest tearly blue.

Speaker 11 (01:04:27):
It was kind of awful, but.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Yeah, so she had to be quite known in the photos, yeah,
she said, And of course she looked back at through the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Yeah are you just cutting out there? But you look
dominating the photos? Yeah, tearly blue.

Speaker 11 (01:04:49):
Yeah, the tearly blue dress was very bright.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
You say, ex husband, was she enough of a problem
throughout the rest of the marriage.

Speaker 16 (01:04:58):
Well, you know it's the next.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yeah, well maybe maybe one day you'll get to redo
it all over it in Jess and I have a
different mother in law.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Are you remarried?

Speaker 10 (01:05:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
No, don't bother statistically? Do you thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Some messages in my mom she got drunk and ruined it. Yeah,
are you coming up to the wedding? I had her
as a babysitter as we had a one year old
I didn't want a drinking for for this exact reason.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Her and her cousins.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Abused me, maybe in front of my dad's speech, and
also shoved my dad's wife. Oh my god, I'm not
seeing anyone catching up with the people and spent the
day and tears lots more to it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
But yay, well that's kind of winning. It would be
great to be a gift because you've got a front
you just sit there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Oh that's a good message. I want to know right now,
who made the wedding all about themselves?

Speaker 7 (01:05:56):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Apparently my parents winning.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
My granddad's wife at the time showed up in a
see through a white dress with a very visible g string.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Grand Dad, that gives a new men granny panties, didn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
I love Granddad's wife at the time, and she turned
up and a see through a dress.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Yeah, granded. And I'm just going to assume granded. And
you had a party, Yeah granded, you had a party.
Who've got a silver fox on her hands?

Speaker 12 (01:06:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
My dad refused to come to my wedding because I
wanted my brother to walk me down the aisle. So
he also told all of his family not to come.
Probably the reason he'sn't walking down the aisle. Wow, it
sounds to day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
The entire MC speech was written by him and constantly
mentioned him, as well as all the wine bottles and
table numbers had his face on it. What did the
MC hijack the wedding? The dad and the MC was
the dad or the different message?

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
What who's the MC to you?

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
Then?

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Wait, so the don't like it when you go to
a wedding in the MC's too much. No, just keep
it simple, yeah, Type five at the top.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Yeah, Okay, there's the first part to this. This is
the second part to message. I've given you the second
part before the first part. I used to work doing
weddings and have some stories. There was one with a
husband was being absolutely disgraceful and the whole wedding was
about him. He had to turn me to ice sculpture
of himself made what where they had to roll ice
creams down it into their balls during the first dancer refused.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Sorry, wait, where is the ice cream ball coming out
of you? You got to go like down the middle
a ramp. Rather the ice cream came out, but the
ice bart you want to poop out the scoop. I
put the scoop, make a like a plastic kind of
a some kind of shoot for the ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
More play During the dancer refused to have his first
danced as his new wife, so his dad got up
and danced with the Then I feed her for espresso
Martinez out the back, then took her to an event.
I still wonder if the marriage lasted more than the day.
The entire MC speech was written by him and constantly
mentioned him, as well as all the wine bottles and
table and I was of the space.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
So he who was this person as a relation to no,
who like what? Like? Where does something? Who is this
person that's got this wild overinflated ego on the you
know what I mean?

Speaker 11 (01:08:11):
Who?

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
Also did so the person that's text and used to
work at events the person that text in say that
they feed the bride, yes, espress and talk her to
an event.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
Yes, got her out of it, out of her own will.
We are going to need we are going to need
some info on that ice stud Yeah, yeah, was it?
Was it a shlong shirt? Was it an hepscoope my
news story, although I'm still not over it. An ice sculpture? Yeah? Wild?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
And just him by the way, Yeah, no her, there's
no her ice sculpture or her face isn't on everything
I reckon.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
He's wondering our texture, is wondering if that marriage lasted.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Somebody else said, my husband's grandmother wanted to wear her
wedding rest to our wedding. What planet is she on?

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
That's insanity. She's getting older. But thank god the rest
of the family put an absolute kibosh on that one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
My sister's now ex husband ruined theirs. No one wanted
to listen to Metallica on the dance floor, so he
sat behind the market in a huff for the.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Rest of the night.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
You're going to play the grease megamicks here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
My mom turned up at my wedding in the same
dress as my bridesmaids. She tried to say it was
a genuine mistake, but she knew what rest of brides
maids were wearing as she lives with my sister who
was a bride's maid.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Oh no, Also, it's going to look better on the
brine's maids, you'd imagine. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Someone said, I recently went to a wedding where a
guest changed through outfit three times, one for ceremony, one
for reception, and one for dancing as a Sorry what,
only the bride's allowed to do that? And even then
you're like, oh, that's full on.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I guess that's why our photograph for ruined our day.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Took whatever photo she wanted to ignore the list she
was given, missed all the bride's family, and when we
got the USB back afterwards, she'd taken photos of herself and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Her friends that attended Hornet's Not About You brother's wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Drunk Auntie on her side got in front of both
photographers to take a photo and a crappy flip.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Phone when the rings were going on.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
The finger must have missed the massive turned your phone
off sign at the front and please don't take any photos.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
At our wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Brother in law and his partner had a separate photographer
come and take professional family photos of him and his kids.
My husband's family is split, so they had their photos
and then his dad and wife.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
So they were like, oh, because they were all dressed
up and dolt up in a lovely venue.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
They to deal with that family. We don't want to
be part of that family. So you can have big
family photos, but we'll get our own.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Videographer ruined the wedding, missed half of the key moments
because he's out back having a pash with one of
the guests. Then you.

Speaker 13 (01:11:00):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Went to a wedding with a group his boss made
a very long, super awkward, boring speech about work.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
It went on and on and on.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
You know, because when we hit those targets early in
September last year, it was really like, oh, that would that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Would be a good Four people are given bells throughout
the YEAH thing, and randomly four four of them bring.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
The speeches or like the oscars or whatever where they
playing some music. Wrap it up. Yeah. Went to a
wedding with the father of the bride who owned the
venue where the reception was being How talked his entire
speech about how amazing the business was and staff at
the venue, and congratulated all the staff on a great
job and if anybody else needed a wedding venue, this
would be the one. Do it. No mention of his

(01:11:41):
daughter will write at the end, I.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Love you, baby, You've been great since day dark.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
That's right, Yeah, plays it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Ms.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
This story has just happened at the weekend in the
year twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Although it's got two thousand and six energy, does it?
It's got big kind of super early social media, but
more just like crazy word of mouth. A sixteen year
old's birthday party in Sydney spiraled out of control after
five hundred uninvited guests. Far Oh my god, because do
you remember when this was like it was a plague

(01:12:18):
in the twenty tens, sure of Auckland. Yeah'm looking at you.
It was always the well to do suburbs, somebody to
be having a party and they were just like mom
and dad said I can have whoever I want. We
got out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
Kids were coming over from West Auckland or the Ruffians
finding their way over to some like legendary Auckland house
party early day of like Facebook invites, where people didn't
realize that you had to collect private yeah, or I
didn't even know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
If it was a thing, wasn't Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Otherwise everyone could invite anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Yes, yes, And there was some like legendary stories in
the day of just your thousands of people turning up
to someone's birth.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
So this one spread on social media, TikTok and everything,
and it went out. Police were called it seven to
fifteen pm. Riot squad officers and a police helicopter turned
up to manage the crowd. That's when teenagers started throwing
things at officers. Police whipped out the pepper spray. Three
sixteen year.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Old boys were arrested, one accused of throwing a can
of alcohol at police and resisting arrest. And it's more
than an hour of crowd dispersement for them to finally leave.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
Five hundred people so many, Yeah, I think the most
people have ever had at a house party. In my house,
my party flat would have been well under one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Fifty one hundred people. Party make a lot of noise
in suburban anywhere. That noise is going to carry. Where
will we what will we doing? The other week when
there were heaps people at my house. It's the most
I've ever had in my apartment.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
Oh, I'm on the way to Good Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
No, there was something else that we were going to
lane way, lane way. It was a lane way and
they were like, literally no, it felt like one hundred.
It felt like fifty. No, there was more than you are.
It was people, know, there was like there was a
lot though. No, it was like sixteen or seventeen or

(01:14:12):
eighteen people.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Oh, you're right, so far away from twelve way, closer
to one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Well, there was a lot of people there. No, like
people bought other people, which I don't care. Another people
left and then other people came. There's a lot of people.

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
My point was, it's a two piggrum apartment. It's not
like even even a house with fifty people feels like
a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
It was like bubbling totally five hundred people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Yeah, that's like a theater. This is a full theater listening.
Can't see it. But this is the name of security camera.
And that's that's when it had calmed down some. That's
when the place were moving them on. That's got street flow.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
I love that, that's got Where are we going next
sort of the local park is going to become the
problem because that was congregat somewhere near again.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Well, this is what we want to know this town
that's sixteen years old. No, this is what we want
to know this morning. Have you had a party that
got out of hand? Because maybe it was a teenage
party that everybody in the neighborhood invited themselves to. Maybe
it was a party and things got broken. Yeah, when
mum and dad were away. I love those stories. And

(01:15:19):
mom and dad are away and people have a party
and something is now a bong. Yeah, I don't know
what happened. And NaN's earns she used to be in it.
Mom's fish now.

Speaker 9 (01:15:33):
Bong.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Yeah. So, whether you've got a story of like a
party like this that was spread on social media and
got out of hand or just a word of mouth,
Has this happened to you? Oh, eight hundred dollars at
MSR number you can text through nine six nine sex
When did the party get out of hand? Love to
hear your stories. God, maybe appearance to this day. Still
don't know. Parents listening will be like, oh my god,

(01:15:57):
it Fletchborne and Haley a story out of Sydney. This
is just at the weekend a story out of the
two thousands, Yeah, five hundred uninvited kids turn up to
a sixteenth birthday party because I was talked about on
social media and they didn't seem to be Georgia. Bit
tell us tell the lessons about some of these wild
crush parties that you had. I mean, this is what
parties were like. They'd always get a bit out of control. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 17 (01:16:20):
Yeah, there was one we let the cops barricaded the
street at one point, but that's because a few too
many people talked.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
A few too many people who told too many people.
It's the thing to keep a barricade, to keep more
people out, to keep.

Speaker 17 (01:16:32):
More like fully, so that people wouldn't leave, so that
everyone could get in trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
Because we were also like it was, it was bad.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
But how old we fenced you in our first year? UNI,
So how is that nineteen? You're allowed to be drinking?

Speaker 17 (01:16:46):
Yeah, but like it was, it's not also because it's
just not good, especially in Christ should be doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Not good, all right, not good at all. So we
want to know how out of control the party got. Amy.
This was your daughter that had a party.

Speaker 11 (01:17:02):
Yeah, my daughter had a Halloween party last year, and
I knew everything, trusted, everything went up. I thought I'll
just leave until it it started early, went up to
the neighbors for a couple of drinks, as you do,
and there was a party up the road, and that
party got busted and we got out that those two people,
two hundred people just walked down to our party at
down street and you're not there, Yeah, exactly. And I

(01:17:27):
was just up the road and I thought, we're all
goes and next thing, obviously I've had a few two minutes.
They had to walk home because the police got called
and cornered off the roads and everything. Then the police
decided that they didn't believe me that I was the
owner of the house and the mother or the daughter,

(01:17:49):
so they wouldn't let me into my house because you look.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
So young, Amy, because you're like keeping it snack.

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Like the two hundred they just had to shut out
of a party of the road and in.

Speaker 11 (01:18:00):
A straight line, you know. Yeah, yeah, I had to
give them ID to get into my property. And there
was about fifteen police there trying to get these kids out.
So no, no, damn it.

Speaker 16 (01:18:14):
But a bit of.

Speaker 11 (01:18:15):
Mental damage to my head thinking what the heck could
have done?

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Wow? I mean lucky they did too. Otherwise, how are
you going to get two hundred kids any house?

Speaker 11 (01:18:25):
Yeah, exactly. The neighbors rang the police. I've got great neighbors.
But still, like if I tuned up and I was like,
this is a huge amount of people.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Was in trouble.

Speaker 11 (01:18:39):
No, because she was actually quite sensible and she had
thought about ringing the police but was a bit scared to.
And I think she was the one that possibly walked
over to the neighbors and said, hey, can you wring
the police?

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:18:53):
And I was like, that's quite responsible of you. Yes,
And I was like, well, everybody's still alive, no one's
one died, and there's no damage. So and I talked
about forty five minutes for the police to get them
all out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Five. This is wild Amy, Thank you, Ricky. Ricky it
was you had a birthday of sixteenth birthday that got
out of hand.

Speaker 10 (01:19:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:19:20):
I a longtime left. I first I'd call it so many,
so many. Yeah, So sixteenth birthday. Word got out and
I had a few hundred people there, and then I
had the right place to turn out and my dad's
car got smashed in and SEI got stolen car. I've

(01:19:44):
got smashed in and that was the last birthday I
either had.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Was this one of the ones who saw on the
news this feels like if the police cars get smashed
in the news.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
I didn't think so.

Speaker 16 (01:19:57):
I mean, I don't remember it, but in the news
that year.

Speaker 9 (01:20:01):
What year?

Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
What year?

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
And when what year and where it was in back
in nineteen ninety six, So oh wow, early were you
grounded Ricky after that?

Speaker 10 (01:20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:20:14):
I was in a better travel.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Understatement? Yeah, oh my god, recked?

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
Do you does your family still like talk about it?

Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:20:23):
We did talk about it. How much of a disaster
it was?

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
It does commer every year every Thursday. Amazing, Ricky, thank
you some messages? And when did the party get out
of hand? That was exactly like the Sydney party. At
the weekend, husband.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Went to a party that he always talks about in
high school where someone accidentally broke something and it set
off a chain reaction of everyone at the party finding
something in the house to break.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Oh no, it's not the game we're playing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
Kids were slamming dining chairs into the ceiling, so putting
holes in the roof and break in the chairs.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
The parents were away and had to return to this
awful scene. Oh my god. Went to a party in
my teens.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Somebody found BB guns and they were using BB guns
to turn light switches and stuff on and off.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
From the other side. There was holes in the windows,
holes in the wall, everything, BB guns. We had wild
parties all the time down the hole, Echi planes and
there nazier. The hall parties are the best. We'd hire
a hall under a false pretense, like the community hall.
John and Jones fiftieth Niverse. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Absolutely, this was two thousand and five through two thousand
and seven. We had the police, we had the right place,
had a helicopter once.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Oh, I mean, you know you're sixteenth. We had the
chop wear the chop.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
At another party of my parents house when I was
at university, we set set the kitchen table on fire
doing zam Booker shots.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
How much that book it was because that stuff that's
going simple.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
There's so many sums listening, and it's like, my girl
was such a good girl, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
Angel she was just like absolutely ship face on Courtney Place. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Getting any sort of liquids or flames on my mother's
designer Girled Fabrics my sis.

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
They had a small sixteenth birthday party. They got a
shared quickly got shared. Around about fifteen years ago, there
was over one hundred and fifty ten inches in our house. Dad,
uncle and I looked at each other and said, oh well,
we went down to the pub and I lucked. Let
that fire burned south out.

Speaker 10 (01:22:19):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
I went to a party on a sixteen Oh my god.
The parents were away and somebody said we should rip
all the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Jib off the walls.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
They tore all the jib off the wall street at
the entire house and staffed it outside.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
What are you telling me?

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
Can you insurance claim that?

Speaker 8 (01:22:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
Can you surely?

Speaker 17 (01:22:44):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
I came home from holiday and my gyps god ahead
through a party and all their friends off my walls.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Is it insurance? I mean if you I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:22:56):
I mean, do we get photos because that's just a memory.

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Have I got a photo of a house with all
the jib gone?

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Just at a house and the pink bats are ound?

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
And also if you take another jib you might as
well take other beds fresh in the month. I'm just saying,
fresh than the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Plays.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Its fletchborne and quite some news about the oscars, which
are a week away coming up, but we have come back.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
I'm laughing too much, and I thought, if I'm having
this much for I'm reading about these parties, then surely
an enjoyable think.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
So many messages have come in about the teenage parties
that got out of hands.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Shannon just sent a video at a party she opened
up everybody's beard and like lined the entire bed with
bread and then.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
Put the sheets.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Being tindering steep and getting into your bed.

Speaker 9 (01:23:41):
It would feel wasteful now, but this was like twenty seventeen,
and it was just a dollar loaf of bread, like
four loaves of bread, and we just lined each piece.
And I remember as we left for the night, I
was like, they're gonna tuck into that? Yeah, And they
messaged like because it was back in the Facebook group era,
and their message being like who the if?

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Just yeah, they're all crummy. We should do that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
We'd steal real estate signs and put them in people's
beds and then make the bed over top of them.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
The other class that we did was we would remove
all the labels off the cans.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Getting corn as a regular can user, yeah really hurts
me show for canned goods.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
We are we love it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Somebody said I went to a radio station party back
in the day. It was to excess and palmess the North.
It was so full on the owner's MG pot car
got put.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
In the pool.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
In the pool, I think like I joined radio at
the wrong time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
You know the world. A couple of years ago, we
were in an eighteenth with the paddy go a little
bit out of hand, and then someone turned off the
music and turn on the lights and said, who shot
under the pillows?

Speaker 8 (01:24:59):
Music?

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Lights on? All right? Shut under the pillows.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Had my mate's sixteenth birthday party advertised on Bibo. It
was an open invite and there was a picture of
Die Henwood put up saying Die Henwood's coming to the party.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
Hundreds of people turned up to die. I'm assuming he
had no idea. He probably would have to. He probably
would have been the Bebo days. He probably would have
turned it to a party. My sound had a sixteenth
party a few years ago. Some gatecrasher horror young girls
turned up. When my husband asked me to ask them
to leave, one of them punched him in the place. Face. Yeah,

(01:25:39):
in your own house, so much your back you get
clip and we had a massive party and that back
in the day. The police came with dogs. My friend's
very pregnant sister threatened someone with a knife. My boyfriend
at the time had a special relationship with the local police,
so we left quickly and sat down the road watching
unfold and there was a fire at one stage. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
I let my sister was fifteen at the time, have
drinks at our house. Her friends showed up, and then
an hour later thirty more people turned up, and then
an hour later even more people turned up. Then a
bunch of boys from the local high school turned up.
They were for fifteen minutes before there was a massive
bang inside. Seems one of them thought he was invincible
and tried to throw.

Speaker 4 (01:26:19):
Himself through the gown doors broke his collar bone. The
next day I had to use all of my savings
as a seventeen year old working minim and white job
to replace the dentire door before my mama dad found out.
Oh my god, and so you shit, Oh my god.
Flooding in christch just around the corner from a younger brother.
He rang me and said, can you ring the cops.
I've been taking to hospital and some people have just

(01:26:40):
told our whole fence, our whole fit to the sneaky
drive boy with my flatmates, and sure enough there were
people carrying ten minutes of wooden painting fence.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
In the road plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
One week away from the Oscars, right because it'll be
Sunday America time in a week.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Hosted by Conan O'Brien doing it again.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
You hear in a rown stream it I believe in
Zealand on Disney and I read an article about the
fact that Michael B. Jordan for Sinners has well overtaken
Timothy Challamy is the preferred you know, on the betting
sites and stuff, but like the preferred choice for winning

(01:27:19):
Best Actor.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
Still haven't seen Sinners. It's on the list side.

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
I still haven't seen Marty Supreme either. Marty, you know,
Timothy m always a great list.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Whoever wins, there is always a great list of movies
you should add to your watch list, right.

Speaker 9 (01:27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
So it's just looking through all the predictions on variety
of who's going to win, and I mean, based on
this alone, Sinners looks to like take it all out,
which looks amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
But here's the thing. To get excited about.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
I love watching the hosting right because it's always a
little funny bit or a nice moment. Rumored that there's
going to be a Bridesmaid's reunion with Kristen Wegg, Mayor Rudolph,
Melissa McCarthy, and Rose Byrne all presenting an award.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
I just watch that for like the first time in
ages the other day because I watched Rose Burns movie
If I Had Legs, I Peck You, which is able. Yeah,
he's in that and also nominated. Yeah, she's nominated for
Best Actress and I think she's one already in the
lead up to the Oscars, a couple of awards. Yeah, yeah,
she's incredible in that movie. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Well, apparently those four are going to go to on
stage to present an award and it'll be nothing short
of genius anyway, So we'll we'll bloody talk about.

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
It next week. But I loved it a week away today.
Now did you tell me there was tums? That was
my ton tum tums. Hey, guys, I reckon it was
the most fun to be the head on a show.
Not not for me, I know where even nowhere, even
you haven't been here long, have you no, I haven't No,
you were listening and you had fun. Won't you give

(01:28:48):
us a little review in a

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Rating plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley

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