Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 10th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
Honestly, I still think that every baby name should be
run past a panel of sensible people.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, and then like every five years of your life,
you should be asked if you want to keep it,
like a driver's license from We're happy with that style
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the way they've grown chickpeas and moon dust.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, okay, oh my god, I've never thought of how
grow in the can.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, they're actually in the can with and then they
take out the leaves and they put the lid on
the can. So then you grow a lot like peas.
And that would have been my yes, yeah, on a plant.
Chickpeas are the worst, so dry.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh my god. Sure you could have homas without them.
I mean make our homess, but that's.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
A crispy CHICKI across the salad bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Absolutely, the top six dealing with this, yeah, the top
six other things bigs can do in space because they
can grow chickpeas on the moon. Now, now vegans can
go to space. This is the one thing that was
holding vegans back.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
First it was women, Now it's vegans. Now we can
go to space.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Anybody a dog like a dog. The gas has been
a gay in space? Yet has there been sure numbers
in space? Imagine alien maybe? I think if anyone lives
bans of big gays to space. Fourteen years ago there
was a question I was on Readit. Why aren't there

(02:32):
any any openly gay astronauts? That sounds like a Christmas joke,
doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Imagine an alien going like passing the little ship being
like goo, that's for aliens. First interaction.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Rude from the aliens. Rude.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Next on the show, someone reckons they have found the
secret weapon.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
To climate change. Well, let's have it now. This is
a job a lot of people do. Okay, okay, do
you want to dive back into why there's no what
they tried to get a lisbion into space?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
What happened? The spaceship blew up? She was on Challenger
Doctor Sally. That snon you love the Challenger? Did you
know doctor Sally Ride keep your personal life quiet? But
after her death, her partner tam O'Shaughnessy was acknowledged as
her lesbian partner.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh my goodness, this is this is a new rabbit
hole for me to go down tonight. I watched a
video last night how every dictator died and it was
very interesting.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, I'll think you The lame.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Pole Pot was just in bed.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Lady, get you get your fat ass out of beard
pole Pot.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
But no, I will look into the lesbian space.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
And actually more gaze in space, please, you know, sure
start a campaign more gaze in space, Haley, big pod
guys have found the answer to climate, the climate crisis,
just saving the world.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Saving the world. It's hair dresses. Okay, how does that work?
No more hairspray the chemicals they use or something, stop
using them.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Um, they learn it at course.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now how to flush out recycle the plastic bottles.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
When they do rinsing. At course they've got the rinsing
the hair and also rinsing your recycling.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well, know that scientists are calling on an unexpected warrior
in the fight for climate change, and they are saying
it is the humble hairdresser. They say that hairstylists are
emerging as a powerful, underrecognized influencer.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh yeah, all right, because you've got your ear, yes,
so they're saying, and they've actually done a university has
done a study on this. Scientists basically say that the salon,
when you go to the hair dresser, it's a hub
of trust, yes, and it's community, it's conversation. Yeah, and
they are just the og influences. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I totally understand stand that people, and I know all
women do this, Yeah, women in particular. Yeah, I'll say,
because I'm sure maybe there's an intimacy with a barber.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, yeah, there is a little bit.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
But maybe not as much as a hairdresser. I think
you're probably there for longer with it for like eight
hours hours. Yeah, but I've told here dresses things and
I haven't told my dearest friends. There's like an air
of care, but anonymity almost. You know, like they really
care for you in an intimate way, but you also

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have a lot of distance because you know most of
the time they're not your friend.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
So researchers from the University of Bath teamed up with
a bunch of salon owners for the study. They ran
a nationwide intervention. They used mirror talkers, so they put
tips on the mirror about like eco tips, like I
don't know, using less sham poo, yeah, read something, and
that would then encourage conversation with the hair dresses and

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then you just trust them, yeah, and then you trust them,
and so they would talk to them about them and
then after they took to the people that had the haircut.
Three quarters of clients reported that they were likely to
change their haircare routine following conversations things like not as
much hot water, not as much shampoo and conditioner.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Because people used too much hair spray and all that.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, that kind of stuff, And so they actually found
that people did change their habits. So we've just got
to find their hair dresses of massive Chinese factories. Then yeah, yeah,
as much as it's great that I'll rinse a can, yeah,
it's not anything as the right recycling. How does it
compare to I can't reany just pumping tons of CO two.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Into the area. Yeah for sure, I mean I guess it.
All small changes help. Nah, No, not really. We should
get electric cars. They should give hair dresses a little
a little clip of the ticket. If they drive the Jymney,
they need to do an literally chases drive rad four's.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh sorry, I thought they were driving the Jymneys.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
They some drive jymneys now because they back in the
day they used to drive the Red four. The Red
falls kind of become a family cart. It has sized
up as well. Yeah, the girlies might be driving an aqua.
Yeah right now.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I just love good morning to our here listeners, and
I hope that you know the power you hold, you know,
to change for good. You change our lives every day,
make us feel good, thrive.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, or maybe tell your clients to listen to the
show to Flipchhorn and Haley our own person.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, great marketing. Say oh what are you do up
to today?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Wow, I don't know, but this morning I was churned
in laughing out louder if you missed if you missed it.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
My heart. Yeah. All the podcasts are there, ding ding dang.
Why aren't you dinging the bell? Vaorn that's it. We
just had a KPI there. It was a bit on
the on the snout thought it was more about getting
a KPI than heading a kpi.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Kpi hits are usually so subtle.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Delusion and Haley big pod.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Now there is a bit of a viral trend going
around at the moment that I would say is somewhat problematic,
where men in particular are interested in calculating, usually using
a number of factors, their sexual market value, how much
how much they would be worth?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Do Vaughn do Vaughn? I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
He's like a brother to man.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
So well, it's weird because like like a CV, what
is like formula the evaluation of your car? Like what
is this.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
You know how we talk about being like we're ten
as a joke, like ten, but we're like a christ
Church lisml's ten or sex round about Ice did at
a seven point two in general at the moment, quite tired,
not taking great care of myself. Probably go to six
point eight. But it's going to get back. I just
want to warn everyone that's going back. So it's it's

(09:09):
a way to calculate this based on looks. This is
for men in particular, looks, height, income, social status, factors
like that, and you you allocate numbers to it. You
do this little mass equation. But here's a bad but
influences are making money out of this by creating online calculators,

(09:30):
like selling online calculators where you can put in a
bunch of information about yourself how much money you earn
and your height, your weight, other factors like that, your age,
and it gives you a rating and people are paying
to have this done and then sharing it online as
that this is my sexual market value am an eight

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point two.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
If somebody shared their sexual market value, wouldn't that just
be the biggest acado place ever?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Such an e if you are on a tender profile
and it see s m V s MV, which is
how they're doing it.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
They're saying, I've googled the power moves dot com. Have
you it tells me the aspects of it are male resources,
male social status, male ambition and industriousness.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Your confidence and statuses and their dating background can be
in there. So you go in and you like rate
yourself on these scales which some people are charging for
to get your SMV.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's not very key. We keep blocks them and do this,
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
You be surprised. It's a validation R. It's a number.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
But then what if you do this?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You pay, you do all the all the questions, and
then it spits out of five or something.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
You just feel like, well, what's the point? Male physical
traits height, symmetrical body and faces of leticism, toned muscles,
masculine features which is jawline, sorry, large jaw, jutting, chin beard,
low voice and shaped torso oh David Beckham would lose
a few points on the low voice. You keep can
the V shake t.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
That's it's so crazy. Why do you need a number?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
But that is what the algorithms for these dating apps
figure out anyway, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Oh yeah, push the hotties to the front. Yeah, exactly.
The law of optimum dating balance on a scale of
one to one, one to one hundred, zero to twenty
five is two wimpy. And then there's a threshold point
that's six of the sense of the sweet spot between
fifty and seventy five, and anything above that is brutish
or freakish.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Gosh, oh no, I think a rating.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Females you can feel value too, can we? Apparently there's
here's the female you need to be youthful. I saw it.
The milf appeal. The milk appeal is real and widespread.
How do we explain the milk for appeal, Well, it's
proven health. She's been around for longer. Her kids are
the proof of the fertility. Hell, if her children are
alive and in her custody, is who proven motherly skills

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and in her experience a bit of mother's shows that
she could provide for you.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I thought that because they were saying when in a
lot of these online calculators, if your an age number
for a woman is after after thirty, then you're you're
going to get a much lower score. Just in general,
you can't even change there that's your.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, but surely that would counter of get some men
as well, you.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Are a means as older, they look better after thirty. Yeah,
we look worse after.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Remember men's physical appearance? And I read out three or
four things yeah, four, five, six, seven, eighteen, nineteen three,
twenty three aspects of the female attractiveness.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Wow, wow all of the men's ones just three saw yeah,
endure has a nose endure.

Speaker 5 (12:50):
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Speaker 3 (12:57):
A little how six days away from knowing who the
Oscar winners are for the year and Timothy Schaller Ella
May is a nominee and he was kind of pipped
as like the it's like the pick right, but.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
He won won any of the other awards leading up
to this.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
He won one of them, one of them a was
it a critics choice? Maybel like one of the maybe
slowest more one.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
It's on my list to watch. Has anyone seen? Yeah, okay,
I want to watch it. It's about table tennis. Yes,
what was that?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
That's not what table tennis sounds like? Yeah, more like no, no,
when are you doing that?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Is? That's some of the table tennis sound.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I've got a heavier than you.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Is that okay? Right? And I make it more tonguely slip,
more tonguely slip, all right.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
So yeah, so he was he was a pick for
that and how everyone thinks it's gonna be Michael B.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Jordan.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Anyway, I read an article that said, how to lose
an Oscar in ten days?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Michael Jordan Just a moment for Michael B. Jordan. I
loved that. From The Love I Love to chippyte No.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I loved that from What Would Which Which Awards? It
was the Golden Globes that Nicki Glazer hosted, she said,
Michael B. Jordan, Nicky B Jerkin, and I thought that
was really fun and it was like, I'm so sorry
your mum's here anyway. So anyway, so the Oscar things aside,
there was an article saying, how to Lose an Oscar
in ten days because, like Timothy Sheller, May has just

(14:34):
fallen out of favor with the world because he made
one little throwaway comment about opera and ballet, and the
opera and ballet and the live performance communities.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I'm not happy did what.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Did he say about them? Because I missed suspense he said,
no one cares about it.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
So he was sitting down with Matthew McCaughey. They were
having one of those like little chatty things about cinema
and it was all being filmed and stuff, and he
was talking about the future of AI and how it's
coming from the movies and art and all that kind
of stuff, and he said he wouldn't want to work
in art forms such as like ballet or opera.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Is that he said?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Sometimes it feels like people are trying to keep it
alive even though no one cares anymore.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
And he said, all respect to.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Ballet and opera, I think it has been taken out
of context that he was saying the people don't care anymore. Yeah,
not that his personal opinion on it, but anyway, it's
hit a nerve with ballet and opera communities. They feel
very dismissed and kind of like, I'm sorry, mister cinema.
We're over here in our dinky little theaters doing you know,

(15:39):
a centuries old art form that you've got no idea about.
But the online clapback is actually amazing because at first
it was comments like even Dojaqut posted something on TikTok
being like that's so disrespectful, Like this is you know,
we all go back to the opera. Jamie Lee Curtis
posted something as well. But lots of like Australian ballet Operasustralia,

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heaps of you know, art what would you call them?
Production houses? I guess have been doing amazing online content.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Oh what about that girl that was walking on her
tiptoes on the bottom Yeah, ballerinas y yeah yeah, and
opera singers have come out and shown their talents.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, like do this.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
The craziest one was a girl walks tiptoe while reading
a book and holding a cup of coffee along bottles,
the top of bottles like wine bottles, insane on her toes.
Do you know what's wild?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is Timothy Charama schll lala lamay. And she comes from
a ballet family. His mum was a very successful ballet
dancer and so with his grandmother.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
The wording of it when he said that people don't
care about it anymore, I don't think he was saying
he doesn't care about anymore.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I think people are trying to quote keep It feels
like something that people are trying to keep alive, even
though no one cares anymore.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
See do you think that's coming from a place where
he sees his family putting on these productions.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
People don't go.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
The perspective that people aren't really going to these live
art forms anymore. But they are.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
But it is sometimes people don't really care what somebody
actually intended by what they said. They just like a bit,
like to be outraged or something something to jump one.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
We haven't had someone to jump on for a while.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, walked.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Timothy Shallam is the target currently.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Podcast in your local community Facebook page. This is the
top sex chick peason words. Chickpeas have been growing in moondust.
Now that's moon dust that has been procured from the
Moon and.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
A little canister they brought it back down.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's it's so this is called simulated moon dust lunar
rigth wait, so it is from the moon all they
it's it's a version of what's on the moon. I can.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I mean, the sooner we get off this planet, the better,
because I heard that fuel and space is like forty
sense a leader.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
No, but then we're just going to ruin the other planets.
It's a matter of time. We need to just leave.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Honestly, like on Wally, We just go where to gone
right to mixed realm? Whatever? Gone dumb. I'm doing my bit.
It's dark. I'm listening to a book at the moment.
I'm listening to a book. Should I put it on
my new Instagram? Fletch listen? We should? Actually I'm listening
to Dungeon Crawler Carl. Have you heard of this? Like

(18:31):
Dungeon Crawler Carl, You wouldn't have, But the basic premises,
we've just been an experiment by aliens all along and
they just come and harvest us. And I was like,
the possibility is out there at the moment. Probably not
that bad, yeah, compared to the take what you need
actually yeah yeah, yeah come, and they might actually come
and invade soon if we're all going to a z impact,

(18:51):
because there won't be much of us. That's actually true.
You're all scrawny.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
They can't take our lovely, delicious, yeah plump flesh.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Anymore us and let our fat sort of marble through
stuff flesh, which is a shame because you want a big, fatty,
fetty roast, Yeah, big fatty roast. But any researchers have
successfully grown chickpeas in a simulated moondust and they said
great hummers and space I guess fantastic. But the vegans

(19:20):
are like, get us up there now that we've got
our chickpeas, will be unstoppable. The top six things vegans
can do in space. Number six on the list, tell
the aliens that vegan is an opening line. Aliens are
like blumpo and they're like, we are vegans.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, yeah, griat and we do cross fit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Do you guys do high rocks? Yeah, because this was
my time, this video of me doing it. Yeah. How
do you like my form? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, And again
I'll reiterate this is a meat free body. Yeah yeah.
Number five on the list of the top six things
vegans can do in space pass out on takeoff due
to anemia. Just the g's they'll be yeah, just a

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little bit. Just iron deficiency. Take your pills. Number four
on the list. They do make you constipated their way
the iron. Yeah, they block up.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
I have been somewhat more blocked.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
It could be the iron. Number four on the list
of the top six things vegans can do in space,
milk their oats and zero gravity much easier without the
gravity floating away harness on the oats and then just
milk them, help them. Yeah, milk themles are so petite,
hard to find, really hard to find. Number just make

(20:42):
the room a little bit cold. No goo stuff hard
easy to find there. Number three on the list of
the top six things vegans can do in space. I'm
reading read the ingredients on the back of all the
food pouches, just to make sure there's no gelatine, no rent. Yeah,
multify a seven five two because that's made from the
back juice of a camel. Camel back the camel's hump.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, straight out the hump there, that's what's in marshmallows.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, camel camel. Number two in the list of the
toxic things vegans can do in space. Try to convince
that other astronauts that toafas as tasty as chicken. It's
just a bet the preparation if you haven't had good
hasn't been marinated so much.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Just messaging fore they've they're taking umbrageous umbridge from Harry Botter. No, No,
cross fitters are not vegans, So where was you here
from the crossfitting community?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, there aren't cross fitting vegans, but the ones that
do love to show you that my body is a
temple plants. Yeah, powered by plants.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
And empowered by wine, you know, so.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
That they're still want and how's that going for you?
Never looked worse? Yes, vegans can absolute do a CrossFit
and thrive. Yeah, of course they can. Of course they
can just lift a bit lighter van.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
The vegans are hating us.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
We lost them and number one on the lists of
the top six things vegans can do in space. Make
the sour dough bread from their starter. Actually, I love
sour dogs, which you're attacked. Well, the starter is technically
an astronaut because it's alive. But somehow it's alive and
it's vegan, and they'll eat its bread. Babies, who's the

(22:29):
bad guying now? When I'm taking the eggs from chickens,
that's the equivalent of you eating the bread you made
from your starter. It's the starter's baby. Reconsider everything. You're
a terrible vegan. That's today's top.

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Speaker 3 (22:50):
Sorry, this is such a harrowing story. I want to
know for our listeners right now. When did a holiday
destroy the relationship? And maybe it was a romantic, but
it could be you know, you went traveling with your
best friend or something like that.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
You hear of this having all the time, especially even
best friends, because they think they hang out all the time,
but then you hang out for weeks on end.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Under stress Southeast Asia totally well. This couple, this woman
shared her story online that'd been dating for six months.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
It's really making me laugh. Six months they've been dating.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
They had both felt like they had met their perfect
partner like six months and they were like, this is
the one.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Wow, this is really amazing.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
They decided the six month mark to travel to Ballei
together for her cousin's wedding. Now her boyfriend was obsessed
with the idea. He was like, oh my god, I've
been to Bali before. I can't wait. It's so fun.
I'm going to you love everything about it. The person
that this woman's story, she suspected that she was going
to hate it because of the heat, the humidity, and

(23:55):
she doesn't love going to the beach.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh no, this is I mean, this is just not
a matter of relationship. Rush.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, so she said. Despite this, she was like, but
going anywhere with you will be worth it. You're my
perfect man. Within two days it all star had to
go downhill. She realized their travel stars were completely different.
He loved adventurous backpacking travel, street food, you know, taking
risks on the back of a scooter. She preferred comfortable travel,

(24:24):
air conditioning cafes with healthy food options, which, unfortunately she
would drive them towards these healthy food options, and then
they both got diarrhea for thirteen days straight in.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Balley Bali Bally. Diarrhea affects different people differently too. Some
people just run with a diarrhea. Some people were just
completely ruins everything.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, So that's when the trip was, you know two
Like they were over there for ages two weeks. It
was absolutely terrible. The toilet and the shower were outdoors.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
So they were fighting constantly, completely uncomfortable. He didn't want
to ruin his holiday, so he'd go off during the
day scuba di and she'd be lying under a fan,
just trying to survive.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
That's not a holiday, is that? Yeah? She said.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
The whole thing just absolutely tore them apart. That they
came back to the country. I think they're from the UK,
came back to the country completely in silence and broke
up upon arrival, so.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
They and probably had to sit next to each other
on the flight back as well for the long, long
flight back.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And just like I've done nothing but shit, listen to
you do the same and then fight and then you
ditched me and I sat and start like it just.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Going away for weekends before they went on a big holes.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's different though I wasn't, yeah a little, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
In Totunger, slightly different to like the heat of Southeast Asia.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
There's song about diarrhea and the heat toisn't there. It's
just hot diarrhea where you can't stop sweating while you
can't stop squirting.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
And then you go outside to get some free share
and it's just hotter.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
And she's blamed him by the feel of things, I
just wouldn't have happened in my five style resorts.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
She says no, because she admits that her pushing towards
all the healthy eating food led them to probably like
you know, rinsed lettuce rather than's beautifully fried out food.
I think they both accept responsibility for it. But this happens,
and you do you win. You're overseas, even in Europe.
You spent all this money to get there, you'll see
couples absolutely well which way are we going, you know,

(26:28):
and they're fighting in mystery.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, I said there were.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
There were three American couples on a tour that I
did over like the Christmas New Year break, and one
of them they were absolutely going. And there was one
point they were sitting right in front of us as couple,
and my friend and I were just loving every.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Minute of them.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I think with the boyfriend or the husband said to
her like, I don't think now is time to be
talking about this.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I was just like.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
We did see them two days later on a wine
tour and they did look a lot happier. Maybe they
just had so one of them had a bet, but
she was like back to him. They were on the
same bench seat. She was back to him, turned away
like the body language was.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I mean, little fights happened, but yeah, when you see
a barney overseas your lap, I don't think they're going
home to the same country after this.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I know friends that like have broken up friendships mid
Europe or Southeast Asia trip and gone their separate ways
because they couldn't handle it, like this isn't working.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
So later the fletching Haley holda right now? When did
a holiday absolutely destroy a relationship? One woman she had
online perfect partner she called a man of her dreams,
went to Ballei together. Within a few weeks relationship with.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Her nack good morning morning has a game? Really good? Now?
When did a holiday ruin the relationship?

Speaker 6 (27:50):
Well, we were going over to Australia and she decided
to log into Facebook on my phone and she logged
out of Facebook, but forgot that I still keep messinger logged,
and so when we got to Australia, I had the
messengers come flatting and from.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
The guy that she was cheating on me with oh
this is some rookie bullshit.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
You get better at cheating, bab Yeah on neck, what
did you do?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (28:22):
My awkward ten days on that?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I tell you what if you're going to be somewhere
awkwardly though? Nothing beats the goalie?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, the roller each other on a roller coaster.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Scream.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Wait, so did you tell her on day one or
did you sit on this for ten days?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
No?

Speaker 6 (28:38):
I told her on day one and I slept on
the couch.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
On the couch, this is a station of feminists, but
on the couch.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what to wait.
Did she ever? Was this guy in Australia or was
he back home in New Zealand?

Speaker 6 (28:58):
No, he's back home. Was just the last time they
met up with the day before we went on holiday?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh no, But technically, wasn't the holiday that ruined the relationship?

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Wasn't.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yeah, but the holiday was ruined by the relationship. It
was Did you get back to New Zealand and then
call it quits?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
You got back to New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
I picked all this stuff up and I told you
to leave?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Fair enough? Fair enough? Mate? Did you get Did you
do the theme parks? Did you just standing an hour
along ride for the Superman roller Ghost with?

Speaker 6 (29:28):
This actually went on the on the theme park?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
So I just ended up just tagging along with random
families writing the singles line in the theme part so
much us? So quack?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Have you found love next?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Since I have?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Did you seem like a nice block, like a nice
sky looking after your heart?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah? The good boy? Yeah, some messages and two of
my four siblings a sibling in laws have been broken
up with specifically after holiday in RaRo Screamy Match of
RaRo though, Yeah, it's just I've had one. I'm just

(30:14):
saying I can't even remember what it was about. Tensions
got high. Yeah right, try traveling with ungrateful teenagers. Q
that do you know how much this whole holiday is
costing us?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
And they're going to grow up and then want to
go on their own Gold Coast holiday and realize how
much life costs and then be like.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You know what, we were grateful. I think I worked
out my marriage wasn't going to work when our honeymoon
became let's invite everyone, and I spend it trying to
herd cats and babysit not once one ounce of Indonesian sex.
Just need some clarification there nine zero one? Did who

(30:53):
invited the other people?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
You?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Who was just like, I think we should have other people?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
They must I hate that if you booked a romantic
Barlainese holiday and then you were like, we're going to
Barli you guys.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
You can't or you wouldn't go if you knew it
was the honeymoon, yeah, said, I don't know how we
got to the point of an international trip together until
I found out quite freely racist. What do you know
what though?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Going overseas right, you might not notice it when you're
sitting here in New Zealand and then you go over
seas and you're like, why are you reflecting the xxient?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Backstop? Yeah, oh, dear missage.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
I found out my ex boyfriend was a missy suitcase guy.
He just shoved everything in and it traded me madly.
Twelve biggest fight year and it was the beginning of
our downfall.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
You should have bought them packing cells. They don't.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Is the miss and the suitcase or is the miss
in the packing cell?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
It's just the same. Contain the mess, but the clothes
are still a miss Follow them, follow him. I can't
find my singlet can't find because is a mess mess. Yeah,

(32:11):
realized marriage wasn't going to work. When honeymoon Hudby was
working full time and having dinner with his mum most nights.
That's my honeymoon. Who did he marry you? What is
mom on the honeymoon? Where was the honeymoon? I mean
unless mum was paying for a moment day might have
been the baby sitting. Yeah, true, Like if you took
the kids needs and clarify clarification there too, fall zero.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
But even if your mum's there, it's your honeymoon. Yeah,
it should be give some space moaning honeymooning.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Do you think interesting? Somebody said, interesting thing when you're
on a holiday to come back to your room to
find your partner in bed with one of the one
of the staff.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
What okay, what is this the white lotus? Yeah, that's giving,
it's giving.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Beg white lotus. But do you remember when we went
to Beach Comber. I'm talking a long time. It's a
long time ago. Those those Fijian boys work in that
bar had their choice of those pash Absolutely, they were there,
they were single. They were throwing themselves. You're a bit
of all right. I was throwing themselves at them and
those Feejan boys. It was like it was like shooting

(33:14):
fish in a barrel. Yeah, must have almost lost the fun. Yeah,
no challenge whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Now, the honeymoon that Harby was going to dinner with
Mum was in a nearby city to where they lived.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
She was close. Someone said, my honeymoon two point I
was going to be my in laws coming with the
look after the four year old. Oh yeah that's good.
It's good. Tagging a on spot babysitter. Nothing says romance
and yeah, don't have a jointing rooms have like big
rooms apart. Yeah, like when we all check into a hotel,
we asked for separate floors.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
At least a one room buffer.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Need work plays that ends flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Earlier today, l a time somebody pulled up outside round
his house where an aar fifteen style weapon Jesus shot
at her mansioned ten about ten shots. They reckon they've
arrested somebody on suspicion of attempted murder. Apparently she was
home at the time. Oh my gosh, so wild.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
The motive unclear, Yeah, assault rifle casings found at the scene,
bizarre levy other a lot.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
If you see a faded sign at the side of
the road that says fifteen master.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Shen's hurt for another possibly underwhelming Shannon's hand.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
No, no, no, no no, because listen, Shannon has said, one,
this is a doozy, and two she ran it past
her magician boyfriend and he wasn't embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Wizard, he's a wizard. He's a wizard.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
So we've got high hopes.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, and normally when I tell you guys a hack,
I kind of have just seen it. Around, whereas this
one I have used constantly since I saw it last week.
So I've been sitting on this, I've tested it, and
now I'm ready to present.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
We really appreciate that the thorough nature testing.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah, I'm basically MythBusters now.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
So new hack.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
You know when you go to set an alarm on
your iPhone, you go to set a new alarm and
it comes up with a little dial. If you want
to play along at home, open up your clock now
and look at you. To set in your alarm, you
have to scroll through the dials to get the minutes.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
You have to be like ye to scroll through it
sitting an alarm or are we doing a countdown timer?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
You can do this for either, but I'm looking at
an alarm right now. So if I wanted to set
an alarm for like ten PM, I've got a scroll
and it's just annoying. What I want you to do
is tap your finger in the direct middle of the
hours and minutes and you'll see a little colon come
up and now you can type the exact time you
want your alarm to go. No more scrolling.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It didn't work on what do you mean, dude?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
It does work?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Tap the medal between the.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Alurs alarm, don't do a countdown time, and that countdown
tidn't work.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
You just I mean, it doesn't matter if you've got
a Samsung or an iPhone or whatever you got. I
just used Syrian to say, sitting alarm for ten thirty five, Yes,
it's done.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
No, but I'm always scrolling through and my oh.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I've got to put the washing on.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Hey, sirih through sitting alarm for seven thirty six am.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
And it's just on on, on offe. If you tapped
in between the imagine if you just wasted even more time.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I mean, it's if you see a lot.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
You've shot yourself in the foot. Here again, I say,
and it's only because you came in saying this is
potentially your greatest hat.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I do like it because I didn't know it. Will
you use my set alarms?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, because that's how I set alarms. I don't ask.
I always forget, this is the thing. Yeah, right, we forget.
I can ask, do you know what?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I feel like? This is actually really good because personally
I am too anxious to just ask sorry, because what
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I've done that before.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
You can see it you're doubling down, then no, lets
it comes up as soon as you say It's like,
how if you're trying to learn something, you should write
it by hand, not just type it.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
If I've physically gone into the thing and tapped it myself,
you know I've said it.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I get that because I've got my alarm clock next
to the beer. But I also do one and then
to tap them and see them, see them because we
get up so early. Now look at it, I will
see the text machine.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
By the way.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Loved it great, heck, brilliant. Shannon learnt something five out
of five. Oh my god, Shannon, it works five out
of five Shannon, that's good.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Heck great, heck. Love it.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Game changer. No one uses sery great Shannon, love this.
I mean sometimes are we are we making our own
judgment here?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Or are we being the voice of the Pone is
literally been around for years, That's the thing. It could
have been around for years if we're not using Who
the hell reads whenever there's an iOS update or no
system update. Who goes through and reads all the changes?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Not me?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Someone said, also, if you want to send an alarm
for a few days away, series shite for that, and
also a lot of people saying your Hey SII set
alarms on my phone too.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
So anyone who just no my sery, Well it's stopped
because she talked to it. That's why the music stopped.
It's just in an eight am alarm for regular meals.
No doing off for regular meals. You said that set

(38:36):
one for eight am this morning for regular meals. I
don't need what.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
I don't want to be remind of regular meals.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I think it's a three from me. It's not like
or just a little non functionality of a smartphone.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, it is a little, but it's not hacky enough
for me. It's great and we love that you brought
to our attention. It's just not giving hack.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, it's not like life changing, is it.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
But like I mythbusted it for you. I tested this
and the people are using it.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
It's not a myth to buster. That's not are things
like will my phone actually start a fire in a
four quarts?

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah, don't bring up technology and fires. More on that later.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Text.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
And what do you think it is you're thinking of
three flitch, it's giving three to me because it's not
a hack.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
No, but it's taught me something. It's I will definitely use.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I feel like it's a fourth of Vaughn because he's
he doesn't use Siri user.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Three point seven born, Yeah, I'm three point seven.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I'm happy for.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Heavy shon a three point seven.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
I'm just going to go home and read the text
machine later and just that I'm going to go four.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Point five someone's textern. Yeah, but otherwise it's gone quiet.
I think people are sort of already over it.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't want it to be three point seven because
it doesn't sit well with me.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Three point eight three point sex, it's even the five
three point five. Okay, three point six three processes, but
at least the sex isn't even.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah, I know, but it shouldn't. It doesn't about three
point three? No, No, I don't know what is Wait?
What about two? It's just a nice even? What about two?

Speaker 3 (40:19):
We never do a Shannon taking it?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
No, Okay, three and a half, three and three and
a half, three point five.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
If you see a fad inside at the side of
the road that says three and nine five four.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Shop three really got to get into the That was
one book, and that was the one that was a
one for The outro was once.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Was one the fleet one and Haley Bay big pot
stealing little.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool silly,
some little could to days, do you think filming on
phone should be banned at concerts? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
So, Harry Styles, the Netflix specialist out the concert. It
was on Friday, UK time turned around quickly in a
couple of.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Days, made it out on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
But time fans were given the phone cases. We spoke
about this yesterday, the phone cases to lock their phones away. Yeah,
but some fans either used a decoy phone and had
their phone in their back pocket or they were managed
to get them out of the plastic bags. And there
was footage that came out and people like it was
kind of kind of ruined it, but then people like

(41:49):
it was kind of nice not having your phone.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
When I went to tool that last year, Maynard, the
main singer, he was just like, can you not film?
And it just put up a thing saying we asked
that you don't be in the moment, you know whatever,
and people just didn't. They just didn't because you're like,
I don't want their artists think I'm a loser.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Or to be called out, to be called out.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
How embarrassing, and it was. It was amazing. It totally
changed the constant experience. Did you never you never watched
them again? Watch them but they let you film the
line the last one. Yeah, okay, it was like, you
can do it, just to prove you here. I just
loved it. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Okay. Well, seven percent of people think they should be
banned shows. Forty three percent said no, ya. There's different
sorts of shows, like are two crowds older you've heard
the songs, they want to see them live, whereas you
know Zara Larson's coming later this year. I think there'll
be a lot of phones out because it's the experience
of being there and telling everybody and doing the top dance. Yeah,

(42:48):
some feedback and am Mari said, enjoy the concert. That's
the whole point of going. I think you can you
see some people in a concert that's just got their
phone out the whole time, and you're you're actually not
enjoying this. But if someone's whipping it out and doing
a little twenty second pan around or get a little
clop of that, you know, that's on the end of
the world. Charles said, I'll be present and enjoy what
you are there for rather than chasing likes and reactions.

(43:11):
It's that's Ken Charles the third, by the way, that's
it's wisdom. And we appreciate that he's taken time to
a message into the show because with those fingers like carve.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Easy on that he used to plug a USB keyboard
in Twister.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, and that's how he does text. I realize I'm
the probably the only one who goes and watches the
video back. It always brings me such joy to watch concerts,
all the highlights package I've created, says Tash. Well, that's nice,
so she does watch it. Loose sounds harsh, but a
band is probably better for all. People don't want to
have their view blocked by the phone, and you don't
have to be disappointed by the poop quality video you

(43:46):
took from seats ages away from the stage. Although phones now,
I mean, it's kind of worth it now filming a concert,
the sound, the video, it's incredible. Yeah, I'm torn, says Catherine,
as someone who very much appreciated the people who live
stream the errors to us so we could listen to
the surprise songs but also live in the moment, not
on your phone. Yeah you want, but you want it

(44:07):
both ways here. Yeah, you want your cake and you
want to eat it too.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I just always assume as well, like someone else is
going to get better footage than me. Yeah, so if
I want to rewatch it, I find it online.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Somebody else's footage, you said, so shit quality. And I've
never gone back and watched them. Who does well remember
a little while ago someone said they did moments before.
If I didn't record a tech photos at concerts, I
probably wouldn't remember them, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
From the girl who that's the reason they cut the
bar off at nine o'clock.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Yeah, that's the reason why there's a two drink per
person limit.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
From Laura who said I'm the girl that recorded most
of chapelone said it Laneway because I can't believe I
finally got to see her live. Yeah that was great. Yeah, right,
And maybe when you were watching it back, you can
turn the volume right up and we could have actually
heard it. Probably, I think maybe they'll I think maybe
say they're good for the first hour of the concert
and then ban them. But if I phone's are bad
at concerts, so I wouldn't have video footage of my

(45:03):
best friend basically barking at someone who slammed into me
while six months bringing it to Harry solsher. Wow, be good.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
If an artist said, like, here's the song, you can
film do their number one song?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
There A lot of.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
The photographers get the first three songs of a concert
and the photopat they will. Yeah, that's been that's been
a thing for a while ago. I'll let you do
photos for the first three songs and then kind of
you know.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
By away. Yeah, Michael said, I went to a Fret
Again concert and he had stickers for cameras handed out
upon entering. The professional videos that came out with everybody
just in the moment and no phones in site definitely
looked amazing. Yeah, yeah, sure, how will almost snapchat followers? No,
I went, if I don't film it and put it
on my stories, as Alana, you can just say I'm
off to your chair and actually goes and you know,

(45:47):
like did she might be an unpopular opinion, but no,
But can we have a section where there is no
filming and no singing. I'm paying good money to listen
to the artists sing. I want to hear you.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Good point Taylor's this the eras to us the worst run.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
So much lot? Do you people just screaming.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
In tailor's like just in the background, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, screaming banshoes are the ones you can hear. Absolutely terrible.
Wow for so little pile. We said, do you think
films on phone should be banned concerts? Fifty seven percent?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
You said, yep, Letchorn and Haley bg Pod.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Now, if you like me, struggle every single day with
what to have for dinner? What don't I have last night? Barbecue?
Just trying to make the most of it, easy vegetables,
some chicken and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Also, like your young your parents living with you now,
like don't you just come home and it's ready?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I know, but Mum, I have you also noticed that
since my parents have lived me, I've put on ten kjs.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Like I cannot.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I cannot with that anymore. So we are cooking separately.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Right.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
So here's a great idea that someone shoot on TikTok.
They create a master dinner list every Sunday, so they
write get a whole lesson. They write down every meal
that they know how to prepare, from your spaghetti bolonnaise
to your stir fries, to your barbecue, to your salad
to whatever. You put this all down and then from

(47:04):
the master list. Every Sunday they sit down and they
pick the week's meals from that master list. So they
don't have to think, oh, maybe we could get some
chicken and then maybe do it. Yeah, they just have
their set list of things and then do they go
to the supermarket on that day like a Sunday. Yeah,
and they make a grocery list based on it. And
they're like it's a game changer because then you're not
because sometimes there's too many options.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Well that's why people prefer the boxes, you know they
get delivered.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Yeah, because it's just like.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, and it's all there, and so this is kind
of yeah, I guess like it it makes it cheaper, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
So I was reading this, like the master list of
dinners that you possibly know how to make, and I
was like, how many dinners are on my list? You know,
you sort of cycle through the same thing, but.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Like, am I trying new stuff? I feel if you
don't ever try new risk because you're never adding anything
to your master Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I feel like this is like they've got kids. They
get home late, both of them after work. It's just
like they don't have time to be like should we
try it?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
You know, and then you're faffing around for like, yeah,
always trying to make something.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I was the game changer for me on that that
stuff and that you can make and say sprinkle that throughout,
but make things like that, make them could friendly leftovers friendly.
Then I've got like lunch the next day.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, yeah, I want to diet friendly.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah, totally. You can say how many calories you're looking at.
You know.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I did it with a little meal plan thing, but
it was very American, you know what I mean. Like
they kept sort of putting in like squash, and then
they'll be like pork cutlets, Like I'm not making a
pork cutlet on them on a Monday night.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Well you can tell them, tell us not on Monday.
You've made this far too complicated.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
But it's a good thing to do. But I was like,
that've on their master list of meals. They've got quite
a lot of meals. Yeah, and they could. You could
put this whole list into chech GPT and have it randomized,
so then you're even taking the decision making process out.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Then you do all this and then you get to
like Wednesday night, you've had a long day and you're like, s,
let's get takeaways.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, I don't want to eat this like a asparagus frattata.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah yeah, bag is not going to hurt the spot.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
No no, no, we're getting noughties but a chicken.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Get fletch and Haley beg pod.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Here at the Southland shop found a bag left outside
with some other donations. Now they always say don't jump
stuff here when the shop's unattended, because you can't take No,
you're not.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Smoking, say to the shops open because.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
People just dump their junk there. Please do you dump No,
it's voice bright, Well I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty.
Mattresses now can't do anything with mattresses a the mankey.
It's got your fire juice in it. See juice stress
and smelly heavy and if they get wet, they are

(49:55):
impossible to dump and across them a fortune. So please
don't dump your junk outside, not shop. That's just a
peers now outside that there was a bag. The bag
smelled strongly.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Oh no, I'm already not opening this bag. I'm not
opening any dumped bag.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
That would smell strongly if you work there, you kind
of want to see what's in it, right, No, no, okay, No,
it didn't have that kind of stink. It had a
bit of a stinky, inky, ah stinking little in open
it up, found forty three grams of cannabis. Now, if
you know anything about cannabis, that's a bit of cannabis,
is that it's a bit of cannabis because it weighs
next to nothing because it's dried out nothing. Ye're right, true, okay,

(50:34):
And three thousand, seven hundred dollars in cash. Oh oh,
while they were calling the police to report cash and drugs.
Probably there had been more drugs, but some of those
drugs have been swapped for some of that cash. Yeah,
Two sixteen year olds came into the shop saying, ah,
we accidented a lot lot dropped a bag. Here, we
need a bag, did you we need a bag? We

(50:56):
need to get our bag back. So the police were
actually arriving as they were kind of trying to get
their bad back, apparently agitated, and in the bag police
also found scales, zip lock bags and other baking. Yeah,
that's what they were doing. They were making cockies to
sell it.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
The local sides They then searched the youth's car and
found an air pers still, a police scanner, and more cash.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Sixteen year olds, Wow, I mean entrepreneurial.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Actually, do you know you got to start hustling young
these days?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You will cost a living exactly. That's the one thing
that probably hasn't gone up in price drugs. Yeah, I
wouldn't know about. I don't know, but there's still one
of the people talking.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
About it, like a twenty dollars tenny, is that the
thing that was always.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
The twenty Maybe the ten has got a bit smaller.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
It's pretty lame when it comes to that.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
But so they accidentally dropped this bag off and then
they went back for it. There's one thing if you're
going to drop off drug drugs and cash that in
the case you're selling drugs, I would write that off
rather than go back to get it. Yeah, I wouldn't
have gone back.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
No donation and south one, oh dear to hear about
this though all the time that people like donate like
their old jackets or grandma's jackets or something that was
like wads of cash in them. Yeah, some diamond ring
you forgot about. I've never been so lucky like I've
never I optshop a lot, as you know, I've never
like found something.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Working in anop I bet they find some cool stuff
and pockets.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
You go through it because they steam them and hang
them up and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Try to get out that dead old person stink. Yeah, yeah,
I quite like it. Yeah, Or that's what we want
to know this morning. You've accidentally donated.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yeah, or maybe you like chucked it out, you know,
like a like at the garret sale. I keep getting worried,
you know, I host the Garrett style resenter. Not doing
that again, by the way, but I was nervous, like
like checking in all my trinket things and the boxes
and stuff, making sure there wasn't anything precious.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
It's right to check because otherwise you'd lose. So yeah,
that's what we want to know this morning. One hundred
dollars ZM or nine sex nine sex.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Maybe you popped in the clothing bed and you're like, oh,
you got home and you opened the bag and you're like, no,
this was supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
In the clothing bit.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I always think that we Yeah, I always think because
my boot's always got a bag of clothes to go
in the clothing bin. But they'll also be like my
gym bag, like.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Stories about people moving flats and not having bags, so
they just put it all on rubbish bags and leave
it and somebody just comes and chucks it on a
skip on the skip.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Flitch and Haley beg pod Right now.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
What did you accidentally donate or give away? You get
a lot of messages for people, things people found or
really the donation in the pockets?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Yeah, okay, crack in the pocket. Well are we out
on Instagram too? What you'd accedentally donated a given away?
Lauren said, my favorite sweater somehow got in the mix.
Oh no, you know, when you got a good.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Sweater if you could buy it back, But then don't
some of the clothing binds ship them elsewhere?

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah yeah they shipped away.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Yeah, get said a Jalen Hurt Super Bowl jersey. The
tag was still on it, so she that sounds like
a collector's item. Jalen Hurts super Hurt is the player. Yeah,
how they'd end up in the don't know. I still
had the tag and I'm still crying over it. They
don't make them anymore. It for fifteen This is amazing.

(54:18):
You already see them wearing it round and be like, no, would.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
You say something if you did that?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Just excuse me?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Did you get that from the you know, Demand Road,
Salvation Army or.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Whatever they said? What could you say?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Dad'd be like, can I please have a bag?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
A mistake? When Dad passed away, he had some paintings.
There was one no one wanted. Didn't know how much
it was worth till we saw the exact painting for
sale for over six thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
We donated that to Oh no, I do love those stories, Victoria, Victoria,
what did you accidentally donate?

Speaker 8 (54:49):
I used to keep my passport in my birth certificate
and a little trinket box, and safe to say, when
we moved house, it ended up in the donation bar.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Passport.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
What a funny. Never got that. No one found them
and tried to trank you down or anything.

Speaker 8 (55:06):
I thought that ended up maybe at the police station.
But yeah, I never got them back.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
They had your name on them. Yeah, some way of
com way of finding out who these belonged to. Oh
that sucks. Did you have to get a replacement birth
certificate as well?

Speaker 8 (55:22):
Yes? And it's so expensive and having to explain the situation.
Such an idiot.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Yeah, and it's a rigmarole when you lose your passport day,
it's not just like replacing it if you've already got it.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Because you get a report it and then cancel it.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Then oh, Victoria some more messages and thinks somebody messaged
in saying it was the late nineties, and mom said,
do you need any of this now? We were done
the same as teenagers. You're just like, nah, you don't
even really look, don't give it the attention. Mum donated
three pairs of my Doc Martin boots. Those are timeless,

(55:57):
so like an word, one hundreds of dollars, so expensive.
I'll never forget, do you know, Like it's a one
of them?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
You know who You've got like key family stories that
you never let things drop. My dad's one was I
was wearing a pair of floral dock Martins in the
nineties as a kid.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
How cool?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
And I stepped and dog perm My dad put them in.
My mum put them in a plastic bag and put
them in the boat. And then my dad was cleaning
out the boat and like chuck them in the bot.
It was like, oh, there's a plastic bag full of
rubbish and still pats.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
He probably gave it a snuff. He probably put the
bag up.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah yeah, I'd rather just throw these away than clean them.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
They had to deal with them. Ah I somebody said,
not quite the same. My mum purchased to Ring it
an upshot for one dollar. I always really liked it.
Got a value. Turned out the diamonds were real. Wow.
Face value was fifty thousand.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
The person that's donated there has thought that that's costume.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Jewelry right or that, or it's a divorce and they're
super rich and they're like, you know what, you know what?
Gone screw this? Yeah, I'm an arm shop coordinator in
christ Church and the crap well get donatedsiculous. One time
we got a rubbish back full of leaves. I'm sorry
what and soiled underpants. I wouldn't even even if my

(57:07):
underpants weren't soiled. Will I wear my undies until their
thread beer and fall apart.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
There's no chance of donating don.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
This is sort of similar left my favorite gin Wigmore
CD in the Car I sold sell the car for
CD in it?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Which which gin Wigmore album? Was it? The the album?
Of course? The GM would more the gin Wigmore album.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
My partner accidentally donated my one year old Cloud nine.
That's those hair strings that.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Is yeah along? Was it just in a pile of clothes?
I was twenty one. I spent a fortune on a new
bikini that I took with me and I was visited
by my dear grandma and Hamilton unfortunately left my bichani
in new bathroom when I came back to Auckland. By
the time I REALI as an arker to keep it safe,
she'd already sold it to the local Salvation Army down

(58:04):
the road where she worked. She volunteered down there. Oh,
so she just took it, took it along on the rack.
Sheeper buying her expensive bikini from the Salvation Army wasn't
on anybody's been go car, But no, it wasn't. Yeah,
that was funny. I went to the up shop and
the old I said, what is this to some old ladies.
I knew what it was, They didn't know what it was.

(58:24):
They thought it was a coffee tamper, you know that
you tap the coffee down.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Yeah, sort of a fleered base and looks like a plug.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Yeah, okay, wow.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Seven twice, Dear I don't think you were meant to
donate that. I think that also might have got swept
up at the back of God.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Can that go in the glass recycling and the council?

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Ben?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Well, you know I did it.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I did personally have a glass coffee coffee, a longer
one coffee Tampa and it smashed and I put it
in the two pieces and the recycling.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
And the recycling. But yeah, because I care about it
can be recycled. Yeah, I donated a baby twenty four
years ago. I put them up for adoption as a
result of a one night stand. We met last year,
so I was like, I got a bed. What is it?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Okay, what is it like meeting like your kid that
you've had nothing to do with the twenty four years
that's meeting apparent after that?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yeah, friends that.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Have done that never knew father and then met him
much later in life.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Let's just can we get a follow up? What was
it like? Yeah? Yep, six nine four four? What was that?
Maybe that's a chat in to itself, you know, Yeah,
get them on the phone that happened to you.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Well, you just do what you think is best at
the time, and yeah, and you grow up twenty four
years later you're thinking, where are they?

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Perhaps more on this later.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Someone said Doc Martin's ugly make any personal weird better
off in the bin. Someone got someone got turned down
by a goth girl. One can't Let It Go?

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Does that? Podcast network plays ms flesh Worn and.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Fat of the day, Day day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Yeah, do do do do It's Guide Scouts, Brownie Pippins,
you know all of the Cubs. That's another one that's
done before the before the Scout four Scouts. Yeah, Cubs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Stories in the US news at the moment about because
it's a girl guide biscuits seat when exactly because there
was one Girl Scouts or girl Girl Scouts, girl Guides,
girl guide here Girl Scouts of America that can be
Girl Guides of America as well, there was one because
you know a lot of states have legalized, we.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Wigaized, we lied.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
They are one of the Scouts or the girl guys
teamed up with a weed shop and sold cookies and
they were no inside or in partnership did the good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
They were just like I got the monchies so they
didn't do a cold.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
But I was like that's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
No, But I think management were like, that's not that's
not a good alignment for the brand.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
It's not great. It's not great. It's not great. But
they sold it Haber Biscuits.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Oh good, it's a whole world, right because ou't there
like top sellers around the country were to touch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
On all of this.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
When they put a chocolate coating on, that's when it peaked.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
That's what it takes off. Well. Girl Guide New Zealand
stopped doing it in March twenty nineteen after sixty one
years because it was just yeah, al so, you're just
not going to be a squiggle. You know, you're not
going to be to Tim Tan, You're.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Not going to be one hundred thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Well, the year seventeen and they were in Muscagee, Oklahoma,
when the Girl Scouts of the USA made their own
cookies at home and sold them at the local cafeteria
to raise money, and it went really really well. They
were like, didn't expect that to go so well. Okay,
So then over the next couple of decades it started
taking off. In the nineteen thirties, the demand for the

(01:02:17):
cookies that exploded, and they began partnering with commercial bakeries
to mass produce them rather than still doing them at home.
So that's when samowas were first. Because I smoss are
one of the most popular Girl Guide they're like a brownie.
Oh a samoa as a type of biscuit girl, a

(01:02:38):
little short bred with the chocky Yeah, oury biscuits were
way different. They have variety. It's America and they're not
going to stand for a plane.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
I've just had a look on the American Girl Scouts
or website and like, look at all the different ones.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah, what else would No, it means house was so basic.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yeah, but they would go a chocolate dip towards the
end of.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Things, I know, but there was sprinkles and drinkles sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
The old plain girl Guide mild man with that and
the big thick slather of margin between two biscuits was
was a go to oh white keys. So it now
says about two hundred million boxes of cookies every year
in the United States alone. It's the largest annual cookie
sales operation on earth, and that it makes eight hundred

(01:03:27):
million US dollars a year. The most popular selling cookie
by far thin mints. That's the chocolate covered minty scared
quarter of all cookie sales are the mint right thin
mint are vegan as well, no dairy ingredients in that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
We love that, yeah, are passionate about So.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
It really took off like that. You know that the
old fashion knock knock knock opened the door. Girl Scout, Hi,
would you like to buy some cookies? Door to door
took off in nineteen fifties post World War Two when
sort of suburban America started taking off ry and you
could do to the door to door sales. But at
the same time that door to door salespeople for like
vat cam cleaners and everything took off as well because
it was just so much easier to cover a lot

(01:04:08):
of ground in a lot of houses in a day.
I've got the's mo whei'sme tab here where I've got
the record for the most for the most cookies ever
sold one insane Katie Francis holds the current record for
the Girl Scouts of the USA and the twenty fourteen
cookie season from Tulsa, Oklahoma season she sold eighteen thousand,

(01:04:32):
one hundred and seven boxes of cookies. What she had
booths set up where she was selling out of a booth.
She worked corporate and community bulk orders, you know, when
cookie time comes around just before Christmas, water some cookie time.
And then one day they turned up with the buckets.
Her cookies had to be delivered in the truckloads because
she sold so many of them, and she was the

(01:04:52):
first person that really tapped into social media. Oh okay,
the total weight of the cookies she sold was over
nine tons.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Where is she now? Is she like a business land
a good question? Is she like the CEO of a company? Yeah?
She's an American entrepreneur and motivational speaker, best known for
holding the all time record for Girl Scout cookies in America.
She went on Jimmy Fallon when she did it because
she'd taken off so much. Okay, she done it. So

(01:05:21):
now she travels around, you know, talking about business and
being an entrepreneur. So today's fact of the day is
from the humble beginnings in their home kitchens to sell
a few dozen cookies in a high school cafeteria to
an eight hundred million US dollar a year business. That's
the story of the Girl Scout Cookies.

Speaker 7 (01:05:39):
Fat of the Day, day day day day, Yeah, do do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Do do.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Do do do?

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Flesh worn in Hailey big part of a thousand dollars also,
so we want to talk about the fact that New
Zealand apparently waste three billion dollars worth of food annually. Yeah,
because it's Food Waste Action week.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I've got a sloppy bag of wet corianderum a fridge
at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
So this is exactly what we want to ask. And
if you want to text it now, that'd be great.
Nine six nine six. What is currently the mankiest thing
in your fridge?

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
That's mine, my mom clean my fridge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
But salary, that's like gone, all good?

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Yeah, yeah, go salary. Or when you've got to pick
up a cucumber and it's like and you're.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Like ah, and or you just leave it there because
you can't be bothered because you know, you just have
to clean out your fridge.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Let the knob of a tomato you've sliced.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
You later you want to slowly welting and shrink, shriveling up. Yeah, Well,
maybe it's a bottle of condiment or something that you've
had for years ago. Nine ranked rim nine nine sex.
What is the mankiest thing in your fridge? We're going
to get to the big list soon.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
You know, yesterday I just had a memory pop up
fourteen years ago, it said, and that is always a
little bit confronting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
But all you do all morning is go through your memories.
You just love it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I do. I love it and you because my kids
are growing up so quick, and it's lovely to look
back and see what they were like when they were little.
And then I sent photos to them, and then they've
got there those photos and then you know, if something
God forbid, if something happens to me, they got photos
of the childhood photos, copies of the childhood photos. So
yesterday it was a photo that we've talked about many
times on the show. Maybe the only time Fletch has

(01:07:23):
held a baby, I think it is when he was
holding Indy, who's fourteen now, which means fourteen years ago.
She was like a newborn and she's tiny because she
was she was born year six weeks early and small. Yeah.
So by the time we got at home and Flitch
was holding her, he didn't her head and your hand

(01:07:43):
and her body was finished by the crooked of your elbow. Yeah,
like a rugby ball. I was holding like a winger, yeah,
running her, and I was like, oh, that's yep. I said,
that's a bit cute, and I put it on my
Instagram story. I said, fourteen years ago uncle Flitch got.
The reply was god, he's aging. Damn boy. Cheese boy,

(01:08:07):
cheese in the cellar and the salad, cheese and the sellar.
It's a beautiful pin in the one. Somebody and a
few of us that he's actually looks older there than
he does now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
I would say I look older in that photo. I
had a bit of a bed guy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Had a bit of a scruff but a scruffy that
aged you a little bit. Maybe that did. It is unfair.
It is unfair sleep and he eats well, and he
exercises regularly, and he drinks more water than anything else.
And it's like it's paying dividends.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
And it makes me because I feel like in the
last like four months, I've looked worse than ever before.
See footage from the shine, the under eye bags.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
You know it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Despite my best efforts, I'm getting three hours sleep, alcohol
and lots of darts. I haven't been to the gym
for quite a while. Win yesterday, let's do it pain dividends.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Yeah, what what did you guys do at the gym yesterday,
because you guys were like, we're going to the gym staff,
lay on the chair, had a chat with the producer girls,
and then you were back. I was like, what did
you get done? Smashed out a little half an hour
work two minute workout? Yeah right, which is great because
it rejuvenates the skin and the body and you know,
keeps you young.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
I was just here to see if the hotties were there.
There were some hotties at the gym yesterday, just topping
up working out my brain as well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Right, getting it to workout well anyway. Yeah, it was
all just like, oh wow, it looks so good. Yeah whatever,
you put up your bloody and you knew what you
were doing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Yeah, I did know what I was doing. But then
I have to go on and then be seen in
my reality, which is not a sort of long lins
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Up the booty shot right yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Yeah for your angles yeah yeah, right, angles, whereas fletch
looks good all angles.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Yeah, sick of it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Actually, Actually you annoys me when you don't time up
your blowouts with ours.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Okay yeah right, okay, physical blowout. You'd like me to
have a physical blowout to make you look better.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Help let me feel a little a little better. Have
you been?

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Did you finish the Sleep podcast about how sleep's really important?

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Yeah? Did? Thinking about it, it just doesn't magically make
you be able to unfortunately, it's close to magically making you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
But then there's just so much to do at night.

Speaker 9 (01:10:42):
Like the movies or see boys or you know, just
have fun. We're living in podcast needwork Well this week
or is it this month?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Is it the whole month?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Now it's a week and it's it's Action Food Waste
Action Week And the reason they're doing this is to
highlight the fact that New Zealanders throw out three billion
dollars worth of food annually.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
WHI there's a webinar. There's a webinar tomorrow. You'll be
there fletch no doubts between one and two pm and
online webinar.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
I'm actually pretty good because I live like run in
the city next to like two or three super markets.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I'll just go out every a couple of days and
buy what I need.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
You don't do a weekly shop and then plans to No, Yeah,
the mince is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Gone and do you know that's really stung me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
The other day my mum had ordered some groceries online
and I got home at like seven thirty eight pm
and they hadn't been delivered, and she was like, I
just sort of thought they turn up. Yeah, Nick, minute,
knock at the door. It's my neighbor. He just got home.
The grocery has been sat there since two o'clock, including
four packs of chicken. There's the sun straight in the bom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Did they not put ice around it or no?

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
It was just a paper bag.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Yeah, that's you're not rolling the dice on that, are you?

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Nor thunk you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
I don't want to lose weight that quickly, that badly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
You had a show sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Where did you get I'd love to know where they
get this three billion dollar figger from.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
I'm guessing they just survey people and ask them how
much food they chuck out or watching.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Their fridge estimate.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Yeah, that's crazy. Three billion dollars. That's yeah, I mean
it's a lot when you think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I definitely go through phases where I'm worse, and it'll
always be during like now when I'm doing a big reset.
You know, I'm trying to eat healthier and reset the diets.
You get all your stuff together and then you're like, oh, shoot,
well we having lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Oh we're out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Okay, well I'll put that in the you know it
just kind of and keep up with.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Your original plans. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
You look at that mints. You're like, how has the
mints kind of cooked itself in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Well, I mean at least you can if you don't
eat the mints or whatever, the checken you can check
it in the freezer for another time. But if you've
got produce and that's gone, it's gone, it's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
On Well, actually they've got on here. I'm on the
Love Food, Hate Waste website. They do a free fridge
pickles workshop. So to make the most of the things
that last, can you pickle it right the jar with
some vinegar?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
I just love doing like a like a what do
you call it, like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
A casse role.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Dumps or a frittat or things.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Well, we asked what the mankiest thing you've got on
your fridge is at the moment. Okay, here we go,
and we also on Instagram and here are some responses.
Mob says, not me, but my mum has the eggs
that expine in September and she thinks she's still going
to use those.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
No, I'm sorry. How do you tewel again? Is it
if it floats in water?

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
No thinks it's good. If it floats, it's good. Even
if it stands up on one end, it's ish. You
want you eggs to be fresh. Ruby Werby says, some
sandwiches I made for work two weeks ago. Current status
green cucumber slowly tuning itself into liquid in the bottom
drawer right now. Yeah, because they come wrapped in that

(01:14:06):
plastic which I have a massive problem with cucumber. Why
do they Why do they safe? El? I don't care
raw dog all around the vegetables, a cucumber and wash
it because it gets late, little things and dead. It's
a little protective thing, and then no one wants to
buy them. But then yeah, it gets trapped in that
plastic thing, and then it turns, starts turning into its juice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
It coagulates.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Yeah, shells says cottage cheese it when I was six
months ago. Nobody's brave enough to touch it. Leftover condensed
milk from baking. The odd thing is it still looks
absolutely fine, But I know She dip her finger and
I reckon it's taste that stuff's not going off.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
No, it's so much sugar. It's preserved and sugar the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Lucy so even doctors, you know, oh wow, doctor made
an actual doctor or a doctor of.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Like yeah, doctor of theater. I don't she's put it
on her Instagram title. She must be a doctor proper doctor.
Fish pie from over two weeks ago were shocked. Lucy. No, No,
that's one of those ones. You wait until like one
o'clock in the morning or eleven PM and go out
and put it in your neighbors Ben.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Yeah, and you put it in its own bag within
the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Yeah, and then you slip in another but leave it there.
Yeah yeah, yeah. Cheers seed smoothie is gin out. I've
maxed out in size. They've been there so long, and
that grocery.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah, if you leave them long enough, they'll actually get
basketball size.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
If you leave it even longer, it's the size of
the moon.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Okay, you leave it you I had homemade tatziki which
was about two weeks old. It was grim. As soon
as I've sending this message, I'm going to go clean
it out, it says Ben mart says a dehydrated lemon
that all live there indefinitely. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
half later and then it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Little rock and it rattles around.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
And like a bead MOULDI cheese sauce is Mikayla Catherine
watermelon kim chi that has become a science experiment wood
mellon kimchi? Did you watermelon kim chi? And then what
you didn't work? Just like leave it? Yeah, Renee my
flatmate's meal prep from over a week ago. It's also uncovered.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
That's manky, yeah, because it absorbs all the flavors in
the fredge right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Fermented Brussels sprouts from Christmas, says Jar. Fermented two kilos
of them. There's so many left. Cry face. Oh okay,
maybe you Nothing sucks more than doing a big batch
of something and then you taste it. You're I just yeah,
my sour dough starter, says Amy the man here. The
better she comes out once a week for a feed
Niggers popped straight back for feed. Doctor Lucy is an

(01:16:48):
animal scientist. Like as top of the top of the line,
vet sort the situation of the morning to you. Some
messages in some text messages in people wanted another a
half used type of watery moldy sour cream that was
used months ago for nachos, and that was that I
always have sour cream went hard that water layer and

(01:17:09):
then the water dehydrates and it just turns into this
Like I literally just flew out some fluid throughout some
fluffy boys and berries from my fridge last night. That's
that's gotta that's gotta hurt, because they wouldn't have been cheap. No,
my cream cheese has prickles. Has there? Oh the like
the prickly mold. They said, how long do I have

(01:17:30):
to leave it before it turns into blue cheese? Officially?
I got a container a six month old old bone broth.
That'd be a right, wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Nah, that's a meat like it's oh yeah, meeting a sneer,
a four year old scoby, I get moldy. I had
a moldy Scobie once. It was incredibly embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Okay, here we go. Cucumbers in that packaging because it
preserves it and keeps it much longer than unwrapped. The
cucumber is wrapped in plastic because it goes off so
quick without it because of the high water content. Oh okay,
get that. Because if I pick a cucumb from the
garden and popping in the fridge. It's only a few days,
so that goes all like limp.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Yeah, what about when you get a rubbery carrot and
then it's like robbery Like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
It's a bit yack too. Two weeks old Japanese coleslaw.
I mean, come on, guys, let's clean out our fridges today.
Let's make a universal a wild on food waste week.
We're just get about to deal with all of this
food waste.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
I'm not going to eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
I think the point is, don't let it get to
the point of mold. No, we never will ever again,
preckle after, We're never going to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Do it ever again. Does podcast a screen where people
are openly admitting the dumbest thing they've asked? Chat, GBT
or AI, any of the AI people, any of the
AI programs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Well, the good thing about paying for CHETCH is I
can actually have a lock.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Yeah. Really my history as well? What speed is? What
speeding kilometers is someone going if they run one and
a half kilometers and three minutes forty one seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
We were talking about that after Hayley's race, don't we No,
that was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
I think I watched that track Stars on Saturday night
and I was trying to work at how quick Sam
Ruth is? Oh insane? That Yeah, that was whild to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
I don't have any embarrassing ones. It's mostly work stuff
because every now and then, if we're talking about something,
I'll get them to bullet point.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Yeah, so it's a bit smaller. What's the difference between
a co oper union and a federation? I asked that.
At the weekend, I googled about.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
That man could have a fat transfer where that we
talked about last week, where you can take the fat
from dead people and put it in your boobies.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
What's eight hundred and fifty nine killer jewels into calories?
I'm trying to work out how many calories we're in
a serving of something. Oh yeah, it's so much fun
at the number of us at Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
But you see people asking chat GBT serious things all
the time, medical things, building things, and they're being like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
This is sometimes you might check in a maths equation
because your brain's not working. Probably, yeah, because as I've
seen NAT trend as well, handing your phone to your partner,
you're not worried about the messages because there's worse in there,
and they open up the calculator app and it's like
fourteen yes yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
I written an article recently. I can't find it now,
but it was about It was a lot of say chiatrists.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Brain brain people, yeah, mental.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Health people being like the reasons you shouldn't use CHET,
GPT or AI for for therapy therapy questions or really
like that, yes, because it's not a human being. I
can't understand the deeper intricacies of what you're going through.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
It's alarm, but it's free. I know it's free in
our therapy exactly. I would like, but you got to
be better than nothing, and you can tell it to
be real with you. You can be like, stop me,
but I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Someone was literally just messaging us before that they've had
eggs since September.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
I'm sure you're to Google or AI.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Yeah, it's still good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
I would definitely say no, no, no, okay, well this
is what we want to know right now. I'll wait
on hundred times. It him text in easy nine six
nine sex.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
What is like the dumbest thing you've asked AI? No judgment,
no judgment, No judgment.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
Does the NM podcast Needwork.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
We want to know now the dumbest thing you've asked AI?
Because a lot of people sharing online being very vulnerable.
Oh yeah, I'm actually quite proud. I did go back
to my chech GPT history and.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Not too bad.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
It's not too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
I think I might google more dumb things than I
ask AI because you know that AI saves everything and
maybe about even knowing. That's why I'm doing it. That's
why I'm doing it, judge you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Yeah, Sam, what's the dumbest thing you've asked AI?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
I've asked it how.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
To make friends in twenty twenty six?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Oh Sam, it's hard and making adult friends is so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what what did it say?

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
It's basically just said to join a club, the say
what are you stranger?

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
For a coffee?

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
But that's the thing that if you talk to someone
in public now that people are just like, well, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Who are you? What do you want? Grabbed the handbag?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
I've also heard like, and you hear this a lot
that people that moved to New Zealand that immigrate here
immigrate immigrant. They immigrant because they exit the country and
they immigrate. They see that it's really hard. Keyis and
Aussie is really clicky. They have their and you know,
it's very hard to be open to more friends, hard
to penetrate. Yeah, so I don't know how's it going

(01:22:45):
those theme Have you tried any of those things?

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Well, I've joined a gym, but I don't really talk
to anyone at the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Everybody's puffing and sweating. Anybody I could like strike up
some combos. Somebody else's message, I have no friends. It's
either a thirty one year old female and Nelson. We're
about to use Sam and have a friends day in
Hamnah have her lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Yeah, I'm trying to think christ Church. We're worse some
chat ChiPT though, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Like, oh I talked to someone. I mean we'll probably
come down at some point.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Come so high, Yeah, definitely, come so high.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Sure, Yeah, we'll have a we'll have a cocktail at
that bar on that street with the tram.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Yes, the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
On the street, the bar on the street with the tram.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
SAand holy that helps Sam?

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Thank you Eve. What's the dumbest thing you've got? Chat
jipt or a I lately Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Everyone?

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
I asked fighting cook salmonella.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Yeah, you've been cock it oule like get rid of
it by cocking the chicken. Yes, yes, that's what I mean.
You know you can? You know?

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
No, isn't it that you can't? If you if the
chicken's got salmonella, it's got soanella?

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
No, okay, said that you can as long as it
reaches seventy five degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
So that's why chicken has always cooked a seventy five
because it kills the most common things in the chicken.
Oh right, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
So did you cook the chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. I would have.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Actually just talked about food waste. But if I was
having to chetb, can I cook out the salmonella from this?

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
I think that you would have know it had salmonella, because.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
Yeah, the thing is, I don't know if it has salmon.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Yeah, you know, slimy. You can't cout that out of
the chicken to make things worse, But you don't know
if it's I love that, Eve, Thank you. Some messages
in tell sam is a group of new friends under
the christich subreddit. She's gone, but she still les. Oh
yeah right, that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Oh yeah, slash.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
H h. The thing in the Okay, my god, Now people,
I just want to help sand there's so many that's bumble.
If is where I me? My bit friend of five
years at the age of twenty six, just been the
mader of honorary admitted for making friends as an adult.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
That's right, so it's but it's the dating app bumble.
But it's not the datings that you choose just to
make friends. That's a good idea too.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Yeah, yeah, you do want to watch for your on
A couple of lesbians.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
I will say, swimming around.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Yeah, they got the shark fon on their head. Made
you fall in love with me. Now I live in
your house. I use chechip You just bought a Subaru
Forest then, yeah, they move.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
I use chechipt to help me win arguments with my wife.
It turns out I'm just wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Yeah, yeah, funny. The most asked question for my chet
gipt is is this a plant or a weed? I
do that, I do lots. I forget because you remind me.
You can just take photos of things about how to
affect this? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what's this one? How
do I fix this? Some other dumb questions people have

(01:26:01):
asked the AI how do I get Wi Fi without internet.
How do I get Wi Fi without the internet. You've
got to get the Wi Fi to get them? Yeah, yeah,
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Yeah, Oh my god, Sam, I have no friends either. Okay,
we're really blurs the dumbest things you've asked to how to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Make adult friends and how to make Maybe we could
extend that and do that on the show tomorrow because
I feel like we do need to make this more
prime time and you expanding friends. It is such a
thing for so many people.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Yeah, you know, man, I'm a friend magnet. I could
actually spare a couple. Who are we going to get
rid of out of the friend group?

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Name two?

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
If I just dropped two names, So I'm happy to
part ways of them. You know, new friends, no, you know,
I've done a bit of a culor in the last
few years.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
Doesn't have to be cold other friends from elsewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Giggle's had a bit of a shave around the sides.
It's fine, it's perfect size.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Someone set a dinner party. Sometimes if the conversation is
getting a bit smart, they sneak away to the toilet
and like chat GPT a whole lot of like points
about whatever they're talking about. Oh, Yeah, you can come
back and be involved. That's okay to sneak off and
find an encyclopedia and looks.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
But you've just got to realize that, you know that
sometimes you're not the smartest person at the table. What
I was once I was at a table with all
these people that worked in like Astra and like rocket
Lab and no not rock Lab, Spaceyx. Really I am
literally the dumbest person at this table. But you know,
the food was young.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
I asked chat.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
GPT if girl cats haid penises. Our kitten was meant
to be a girl, but we saw a large pink
penis when scratching her on the tummy. Now obviously not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Sam's welcome to join the non Runners Run Club in
christ Church. We love new people you go for a run,
but it's a group of non runners. Oh no, I
thought you meant. We just met at a bar and
it was funny. Non run run we do everything but
Runners run Club. I'm a fourteen female with no friends. Yeah,
I think tomorrow on the show, I think we really

(01:28:08):
should delve into this.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
I think as well, because people put their lives into
their partners and children and then they life becomes there
and then all the friends go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yeah, but it'd be a lot happened with my old friends. Well,
because people get families, lives and stuff, don't they. Back
to the other subject, somebody said, I like to sneak
away and use chat to solve my seven year old's
maths Chustian homework. Yeah, yeah, I've You've hit about my
limit of being able to help Indy with anything. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Related the if you've been to a hen's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Doo and there was a stripper there, and you you
thought this is a bit march or this makes men
come wrong, We don't anymore. We're not objectifying the male
form no longer we are.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
This may be for you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
There is a rise in the high ridge of not
strippers for hems do But and I'd like to bring
in producer Shannon here. Oh okay, but of a tease magicians. Yeah,
Now your partner is a profisionel magician because I am.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Yeah, that's that's how he does it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Gallu or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Has he done hinstews before.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
Yeah, he's had a huge influx of requests for it recently.
He's done a few in the past, but not often
because people I think are looking more for like a
money one hundred dollars gag.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Yeah, he's a pro level magician.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
He's like, it's a serious job for him and he
makes good money from it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
But he's not going to just go into a Hens do,
is he? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
But I've seen like no, But I've seen so many
videos online of this. So there was a real viral
video a while ago of someone having a magician at
the Hens do a full like dove appearing out of
the collar. Wow, and people now it's become this big trend.
And yeah, I've seen so many people send it to
me being like does the let's get you going like stepper?

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
How much is a stripper? And how much google there?

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Yeah, so between two hundred and fifty to four hundred
dollars for a stripper, three.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
For a professional magician. That's going to sit you back
a way more than way.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
More than that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
But so that's three three three fifty is for a
three to five song routine ending.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
And g ending in the street.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Yep, Okay, if you want to go down to the
all of us is googled on the work WiFi. Ye
she's talking about on he totally and honestly, this is enough.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
I mean guys, I've got a dick of cards on
me now if you want to pay me about the same.
I can be quite a bad magician.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
I I know about like three tricks. There's a massive
difference between a bad stripper and a bad magician. That's
so true.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
But also like, what would you want to be doing
a magic performance in front of drunk people?

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
Like, wouldn't they just like cracks? I see what you're
doing there, it's under your sleeve.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
He has it a lot where people forget what card
they picked and they're like, I don't know, man, probably
I kind of get it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
It's way more engaging and interestorve like, because not every
one of a hens part. I've never been to ants
buddy with a stripper.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
I've been to a couple of They're just so awkward, awkward,
so awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
Only a couple of the people would be interested in
like engaging? Was it for the magician? It's a lot
more comfortable and fun and a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
More I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
But now I am on a website beer but beer
butlers dot male strippers.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
We'll leave hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Costumes, cop fire army, cowboy, no magician.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Magic. And they turned up and he started taking his
clothes off.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
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Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
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