Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happen happen for PIDs Fleet Shorn
and having it's nine minutes past six.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Just showing a bit of passion for the music here
that's got such a good beat.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Now a couple of years ago, heines the sauce people
who by the way own Watties, which we've also.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Spent raging in studios.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
And what Is, because you may have heard the news
at Heinz what Is is proposing closing three New Zealand
manufacturing sites three hundred and fifty jobs. The company says
that it's proposing the sale and production of frozen vegetables
Griggs coffee dips under the Mediterranean brand.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Really love that stuff.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Crack collapse. I put a lot of pressure on Ara
and you can tell you the crack is starting to
break and you're.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like, I can't hold it no more layers.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
So yeah, the changes would result in the closure of
manufacturing Sience in Auckland, christ Church and Dunedin. Packing operations
and Hastings would also cease. This is it's a horror
sp news reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I mean, people are losing their jobs, We're losing our dip.
It's bad.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Well and and heines the people that own bodies that
have made this announcement kind of it's ruined the news
now for me that the source machine is available, the
remixed source machines out beans to me, Beans means signs,
no longer what heartbreak? Remember when heines beans their ads

(01:47):
was beans means signs.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
There's such bad English.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's not that's not a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
You're having a fake memory, then having.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
A man having another one of your fake memory. Can
I just say, I'm about to light up a.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
YouTube clip thanks to the Christians and family and happy
birthday to Sam fears that I have used family who
put me onto the plan. Okay, well so you they
put you onto the family plan. Sam's also opplex guy
and he no, but you forgot his birthday. But you're
part of the family, so you're giving him a belated
belated I was out of reception.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
That's poor behavior. Okay, well I know I've got the
beans means you got me up. Yeah, there was a
little kids up being a gate.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Large life kinds beans chick slows.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
But we didn't have.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh this is a nineteen eighties and what a weight,
what a waste of time.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Now, yeah, great, Well, heines.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Have unveiled their remix sauce machine, and so it's like
those soda fountain machines that you see, like I think
b K handsome here. I've seen the heaps in America
and yeah, you just press whatever soda you want. Fuzzy sauce. No,
it's not fizzy. It's discussed someone raspberry flavor.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You don't imagine dipping your chip into some tomato sauce.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Wait, I was just about to say Coca cola mix
of tomato sauce. But that might not actually be a
bad idea. That would be a good? Could that be
a good?

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Like?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
What is what?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
No? But you know, like when you made a marinade,
because you've got the sweet.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Through.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
It's like one of those soda fountain machines. So you
have mayo toerate the sauce in it. Forto just made
me doubt myself. Early morning nine sex nine sex beans means.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
To anybody else, No, I can't. I can't have bearst
thin beers myself into this one. No, he vorn, did
you go to England? We have the beans.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
You're thinking of the overseas and you're being stupid.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Beans men times times means something to you sex, sex,
bes ticks and is vaorn on another planet? Is just
being six nine six? Would you dip a chip into
some fizzy sauce? It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
It's not fizzy that none of it's fizzy. So there's
all the barbecue, mayonnaise, tomato, and then so you can
alsoplet sauce, and you can also select what you're eating
by the looks of it and these pre made options.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Okay, three things. Okay, but I had that in Britain
growing up.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Someone said, yeah, see it's not a new beans Man's
hins was definitely a thing from Nina somebody else. Ate one,
I says, I remember beans man's signs four seven eight
beans does mean hines.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, they're shutting a whole lot of stuff, but heines
no longer means that.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Delicious triple Should we have a moment of silence for
the Mediterranean triple land.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Is actually shocking news.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Wait when's this happening? Because we should have a visual.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Phasing out over the year. How long would that stuff last?
If I was it's freeze it?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, I don't. Could you freeze a triple lad? I
wouldn't do. I love the green one and the red one,
the tomatoes sun drin tomato? How are they? How dire they?
And then down the bottom is that.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
No cheese based, you know, like a cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that in the triple. Now we're going to have
to find a new dip for our gatherings. Nine sex,
nine sex.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
If you've got a red hot dip, you let us
know because we're switching dips.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
There was definitely a slogan from childhood beans men's hinns.
And I've never lived anywhere other than New Zealand beans
men's hinds. Someone said, I remember having Australian.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You and your sex loser friends beans and beans men's farts. Yeah,
someone said beans mean's hinds.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Australian airs when we're not, that's not that's not being counted.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
We used to get a lot of Australian ads though, yeah,
we did, apart from wheatbs that change it up.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Kids, kids we weep, kids are kids. It's like the Breeze.
When I learned that the Breeze wasn't just selling well,
and I was singing to every city it's in the.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Radio station, about the harbor, about the river Keels, Wellington,
something about the smelly lakes, drippy Lampton key, it's Wellington.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Well, that's back to Wellington, Garden City. I trade dips
aro on club deal this week?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Are they someone's just message okay, well we'll get a
company will.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Celebrate partys and chips.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'd go dip if I was watching the Carb and Take,
I'd go dips on finger all right, Meason, a non
cracked dip party.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Everyone's just getting there sometimes left over. I just spoke.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Flitch born in Hailey's big pot f Haley, silly little pool,
silly little poll.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Little pool, silly little little well Freedom Campus have been fine.
How many did you say? Freedom Campus have been fifteen?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
It's on average eighteen a day, four hundred bucks over
fifteen hundreds so fast. It's the first of December. Haven't
you ever paying or just kind of like keeping that
till they leave the country. I'd flee the country and
then like never come back. Yeah, or did they stop
you at immigration or when you're exiting the Mighty?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You just need to pay your poop fee. Some Germans
like I did that. I'll say a lot of the
times it's just overstaying or not parking in the right area.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, yeah, right, and it could be a hazard, like yeah,
the car's driving past. But then one of the major
things is the dookies.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah outside, just pull into a McDonald's, get yourself with
small fries.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Them donald's, yeah and go. When did you last take
a poop outside? Today? Sill?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
And really I was, I was against this facilid. I
just stayed for the record. I was aghast as well.
No no context, neither.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
No context really through me.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, maybe that's true. I've never pooped outside. You haven't
pooped outside?

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Well, you're amongst seventy percent of people it said, I've
never pooped outside?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
What the hell? These people get caught short? Never? I
never get caught short running or like in the bush
or flett. You must have.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I've genuinely never had to take a dump outside.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Wow, flits so quiet. I'm a lady.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
You never.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I don't discuss life you've loved. It may have been
a time in the bush where I needed to go,
and so I.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
And the options are I never have in the past
five years, in the last year, in the past month,
So seventy percent of people never have, and.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was a close call running as well. When I
was running with you, one of my all of my
stories are about for a runner.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Sort of shake them out, yeah, shut them down.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
You know now that you're a runner, now that I'm
a runner. Completed at eight point five one seven twenty four.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Twenty percent of people have done in the last five years,
seven percent in the last year, and three percent in
the last month.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, all right, well, let's hear the story. Megan says.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
When I was eight years old, my brother and I
saw a charming toilet Baber commercial, so we thought it'd
be really cool to take some toilet bamer.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
And take a poop. And a pine tree that was
close to the road, but we thought the branches were
covering us. They weren't. Our mom saw us through the
window and ran outside and stop was taking a shit
on the side of the road in front of everybody,
and we were a bear took a poop, I think,
and there was some right, you're interesting to know what
ad okay.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Kate says running didn't know it was unwell, and it
was an emergency in town, but on a trail at.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Least, Oh my God, that's been running. Yeah, you know
that's giving big Wellington. You know you're running through and
you urban trails. Yeah, for sure, just just bourboned, but
slightly book. Yes, my partner's dad is a tinfoil hat man,
says Reese.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
He had me do two weeks by myself in a
caravan with no toilet, and I couldn't get inside for
the toilet, so I dug a hole. What my partner said,
as a tinfoil hat man had me do two weeks
by myself in a caravan or to build character or something.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Because he wasn't let to be inside with his daughter
or lot going on there. But it was just out there,
living different lives. Dug a hole.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
When I was pregnant with my son, I went for
a walk to induce labor and it started contraction. So
I kept walking and it literally came on so fast
it was unstoppable. I had to do a pool on
the side of the road or shoot in my pants.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I stopped and sat in the long grass and went
about my businesses inconspicuously as I could. I still shiver
at the thought of it, and I.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I haven't told anyone in my life about this embarrassing
as an understatement.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Wow, obviously the long grass. But did you have to hover?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, to make space for the drop. Edward says, it
is the best feeling being in a deep squat. Flushes
it right through. Get caught out on the farm and
I've had to drop one. Oh okay, deep squat because
that's the thing you go.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
You gotta pull. You either you got to take your
pants completely off, or.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Hold on to something and lean back because you don't want,
i know, wheeze or postmaking its way back into your pants.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:17):
I do that.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
When I'm popping a squat for a wheeze, You're going
to gather the whole crotch pull it forward.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, you mean much of your pants? Yeah, crotch off
my pants. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
You were just grabbing a handful of pubes and everything.
Eric said, seventy one percent of people have never shut outside.
That's lying because everyone has taken up running lately, and
running equal shitting behind some poor person's mouth box on
River Road. Sorry, Hamilton, Oh my god, Oh no, no,
you're on River Road. River Road's got houses on both

(11:52):
sides and a lot of the time, Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Some public toilets every now and again.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
They now and then sometimes though it's honestly better just
to go on the grass, and it is the public
Madison said. I used to on the daily. I worked
an outdoor education, so the bush was the norm. But
about six years since I've taken a bush dump. Though
bush dumps, see the kind of.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Look what we've brought out, Jacks is almost every day.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I work long days outside, so when nature calls, I
always have some tea, paper and some hand sanitizer on
me to take a oh goodness, a nature dump. Okay,
I'm going to come back to anonymous, please because it's
a long story. We'll finish on it next, said at
a doubla coming out. Both ends on the state of
the side of the state highway three days ago. It
was disgustingly hilarious. Is Juliet okay, wow, yeah, that's a

(12:48):
big night.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I've only achieved that level of hungover once and I
was like on the floor of a shower.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of it.
When I wasn't on the side of a highway, I
had some privacy at.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Least well thumb some corn down the bloody shower.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
With our toes.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
The waffle stop, Anonymous, please walk in the dog miles
from home. I have chronic bowel disease, so when the urge,
it's over about two minutes max.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
And make it to a toilet. Feel So, I thought I.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Popped a squat in some bushes, and brother, it was
a massive cow pat and off.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
The lead dog. Jesus cried, far you were for the spawn.
I don't regret it for one saying, I'm just saying
what happens next? Disgusting. Oh, it was a massive cow
pat and off the lead dog came over on the front.
Do not finish?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
It was chaos, finding my dog off from eating it,
finning another dog off remitting it.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
The dog's fighting over who was going.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
To get to eat it.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
I hope, I hope I have sent it into the
trees and made haste from now. And I always carry
tissues with me, so at least I can clean myself.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, well you did that, Vaorn start the dogging that? Okay? Oh,
my God has made my day a silly little pole.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Today we asked when you should ask outside, and seventy
of you claim to have never fletchorn.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
And Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Before I tell you this news about dogs and how
they're good for you. That's my dog's birthday today.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's Richie rich core a doctor Golden Retriever Richie McCort.
How old? He's nine?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
And I googled last night what's the average life span
of a Golden Retriever? And it's between ten and twelve years?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
A little bit sad?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Do that?

Speaker 7 (14:49):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Because they love eating arm? Is that why they don't
last long?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
I think it's a bit of that classic old and
breeding situation a little bit of a time.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
But I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
It's Peter Major Murray purely predigree Major Murray Fluffington's birthday tomorrow.
Oh yeah, I know that they were both pis they are. Yeah, yeah,
because there's as well, it turns out that dog dogs

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could be good for you to own.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Do you know there's some kind of horoscopes just because
you guys, you guys introduced the horoscopes thing.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
There are you know, cat and dog.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Ones as well, animals that are pisces compassionate, dreamy and intuitive.
Not that's not my cat compassionate ices cats have a
deep emotional intelligence, often showing empathy towards their humans.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Birthdate right, which doesn't cry, so the cat doesn't get
a chance to show empathy.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, that's right, doesn't.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
They show great comfort? Hang on, I'm just going to
look up dog.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
My dog is a piece empathetic, sensitive, and suitive companion,
acting deeply emotional, gentle, and has a dreamy soul.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Wow, it's that you're richie.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
That's an accurate description of a woman every Golden retriever
I've ever met. Though, pet ownership can lower blood pressure,
reduced cuddy of vascular disease RESK, and lower mortality. There
was this big review found that dog owners had a
twenty four percent lower chance of death over the next
ten years, which is a weird thing to like. Just say,
over the nexteen years, you've got a dog with twent
because they bring you so much happiness.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
They met you walk bingo.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Possible reasons for dogs over cats more for physical activity
involved in being a dog owner. Dog owners often walk more. Oh, yes,
that's it. Okay, Yeah, pets can reduce loneliness and provide
companionship When you need a cat it's not always there,
but a dog is my cat's always there because I'm.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
In a city apartment. You're sort of a Joseph Fritzel. Yeah, yeah,
you're not going anywhere you.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Think you're going.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
He does try to jump out the way.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Dogs can help people meet neighbors and spend more time
outside and meet other people, whereas cats unless you take
your cats the cat.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Shows and then I reckon the people are meeting. Probably
a bit crazy. But also if you've got one of
those dogs that everybody wants to ask questions about, like,
you're definitely going to meet people if you are husky,
a cute husky, or one of those big fluffles. Yeah,
big fluffles and burger Saint Bernardo. What's the other big

(17:27):
fluffy absolute magnets at the dog part? Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
But of course caveats. Not all dog owners actually walk
their dogs. No researchers account for factors like the age, income,
and lifestyle because they can be very expensive. Yes, um,
they and pets can cause stress, financial costs and extreme
emotional pain when they die on you.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah. Extreme. I don't want to think about it. Are
you're going to be a mess one?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Would you put it on par with I still want
somebody about this the other day when Lulu my dog,
I don't really want to talk about it, but here
I am talking about it.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Lulu was a nine to eleven, she was your nine
to eleven. She was kind of amount of grief and yeah, right,
there wasn't a shock because she was old and looked
like she'd been dead for a while.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
I haven't had an experience like this.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I was prepared for it.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
She was an old dog, she'd been on well, she
was slowing down. I was like, the day is going
to come where she's going to have to be, you know,
put to sleep. It still rocked me to my core
so much more than I thought it was going to.
I'd mentally been like, okay, locked and she's going to
die soon, and still would have happened. It just blows
you apart.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, you're just your little companion. Are we say because
it's on par with grandparents? Yeah, no, I think it's
I think in some cases it could be worse. Worse.
Character give you money on your birthday five bars five
trick you're missing out on the money. Now grandparents give
you Easter eggs nine six ninety Did your grandparents.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Give you Easter eggs and some post them up to me.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
My grandparents were big on giving Easter eggs, and so
my my parents have carried on the tradition of getting
the girls East eggs.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
But they're I was talking to somebody else and they're
never received. No, that was not a Christmas reason their
birthday present. But East eggs weren't my grandparents forte.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Nine six s. Did your grandparents give you anything? They
don't think that matters.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I don't think they will come back after I tell
you people got East rings from the I don't think
you want big East rigg money, like let it go?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
What is your favorite egg? When does a kid kreamiggs rule?
But no, they're not good.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I like lindit it buddy, for sure, But like a
big hollow one with gifts inside you.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Like the size or something. They don't put marbles. I
don't do that anymore.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
They don't put no anymals inside apart from Kinder. They
got a special dis race blade. Yeah yeah, I love
when my shaven kit comes from inside of jo.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
The ZNM podcast Needwork plays its flesh.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
From the unmoderated comments section. This is the top six. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Hello, anxiety is if you've never heard it. It's basically
the next day after you've had a big night, you
qushed everything you did.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
You're like, oh, what did I say to that person?
What did I do that? What did I do this? Yeah,
anxiety that happens.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
It's awful. So I wasn't full on A we're all
sort of on the same level. A yeah, no, we
were yeah, yeah, because everyone just got super carried away
A yep.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yes, especially if you're having a couple of drinks to
relax yourself from standard sober anxiety. Anxiety comes back tenfold.
A lot of negativity around these sorts of terms anxiety.
Of course that sounds negative, but what wait to wait
not have some positivity? Okay, the morning after Yeah, a
big night, So I've got the top six things to

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feel instead of anxiety.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Number six on the list.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
Dust Stylely, that's where you're dusty, but you're still in
your clothes room last night, so you're styling dust styling style.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
You wake up and your hair is like, yeah, shaggy
sludge on the make, and you look at the mirror and.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
You're like, damn girl, you look to style it feel
like a bag of dead rats.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
But you're looking dust styling. Maybe you've got a little
girk and on your on your ear from your because
you're bid burger. You slept in your burger. Slept in
the burger.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Number five on the list of the top sex things
to feel instead of anxiety are rougheree? Oh yeah, that's
You're not taking any ship today because you're fiery but
killing it right, fiery. Don't get a mama's bed bad
mumba bee's bad side today because she's a fiery don't
with me today?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Don't my patience? Is that zero?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Number four on the list of the top sex things
to feel instead of anxiety?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Why not feel delicious?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
You're feeling seedy, yep, but anything the house is going
to taste delicious because it's access and ease that's paying dividends. Delicious, Yes,
delicious delicious. Maybe the remnants of the triple layer dip
that we've just heard today. Proby isn't going to be
around for too much longer. Goodness me because the heines,
which of course means beans. Number three on the last

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of the top six things instead feel instead of just anxiety,
queis in. You're queasy, but you're in a piece with
this ship. Just give me some science and some peace.
I'm at zen, but I'm feeling quezy quis in. I
like that.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I like that one.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I don't think any of these are kind of taking
away from the fact that you might have done something
last night that you shouldn't. Right, Yeah, but worry about
it's being done. We don't worry about the past. We
concentrate on the future. Queisy in.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Fragivial is number two on the less of the top
six things to feel instead of anxiety. Fragile fragivial, you're
in a rough state, but you're down for a laugh.
If somebody else does the hard yards with all the
joking and the stuff, and perhaps the movie to put
on and give you something to dream, and then of
course you'll find yourself a little fragile revial okay, sure,
and number one of the lists of the top six
things to feel instead of anxiety.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
If you're delicate, but.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
You're dedicated to whatever you promised someone you.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Were going to do today, you're going to be delicated. Beautiful.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I really like that you said to someone you were
going to go on a walk, or you said to
someone you were going out for lunch.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Or well, and you will, it's going to be that's
the that's the bread get up, going up to the time.
Why tarckety Rangers get it?

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I don't know if we should have been off that.
That's far too much to true. All right, but you're delicated?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeap? That is today's top six?

Speaker 6 (23:36):
Does the n podcast network?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
The America's Next Top Model Netflix documentary was the talk
of the town, but it gave big not really taking
accountability for it.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
It was a little bit what's the word glossy glossy?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Well, it was made by the people, right was yep?
Now's trying to get ahead of it, right, yes, right now.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
While this was being made, there was another company that
was also working on an America's Nextop Model documentary, and
the trailer has just dropped.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
She was like, okay, we want to fly you to
New York City because we want to talk about sponsorships.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Since you won.

Speaker 12 (24:17):
The attorney for CBS is there, the cast and director
Michelle Mark is there and was like, now we need
to get down to business.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
We can't air you as the winner.

Speaker 12 (24:29):
And I was like why because you were engaging in
sex work?

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Okay, wow, I vaguely remember something like this back in
the day she won and then she.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, she won, and then they took it away from her.
I think this I didn't watch this season when this
was a thing, yep, but I think this is kind
of like the people that were involved in the Netflix
one have one story and the people that are involved
in this, which is by e you know, the entertainment,

(25:03):
the the on this one, and they're being a little
bit more anti Tyra because Tyra.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Was in the other one and it was very I
don't approved how long.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Ago did that woman get a title taken away from
it because she was engaging in six work. I can't
remember years ago Pride like only fans and stuff. Oh yeah,
definitely when it was a bit more in the shadows.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
So this is like they're doing a full series called
Dirty Rotten Scandals, which I'm instantly hooked, and they've already
done one on Doctor Phil like looking into the you know,
kind of manipulation of that show.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
They bring the gifts on kind of all.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Those shows in like the late nineties, two thousands, just
like Jeremy Kyle all that, like someone.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Kyle.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, people were taking their own lives as a result
of these sorts of shows which we all pointed and
laughed at at the time, not knowing.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Yet because yeah, Jerremy, I was this whole thing, and
then someone like they just mock them and make fun
of them and try to make things bigger. So the
Jerremy Carlson on this, but doctor phillers because for similar
reasons like really ruining people's lives. America's Next Top Model
is the one that the trailer just dropped for, and
the Price is Right is another one. Dooty, rotten scandals,

(26:20):
the prices, what are the scandals?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
And the Price is Right? Yeah, they do also really excited.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
You would have noticed if you're into America's Next Top
Model and this whole you know, exposing how bad it was,
and the Netflix one, Janis Dickinson wasn't in it, and
she was the ex supermodel who was always at the
end being.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Like she looks like she ate a peg for breakfast.
You know, she was awful. She's in this one.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Oh wow, Okay, people want to hear from her, do
you know what? I'm also looking forward to seeing. Louis
Threux has a new documentary on Netflix, Inside the Manosphere,
all about like how toxic it is, how toxic met face.
I love anything Louis the Ruse does. Louis the Ruse does.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Does.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
What are we?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
What else are we watching at the moment? Bridget and
still the number one show on Netflix in New Zealand
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yep, I need something. I needed something a little lighter
and easier to take on.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Have you seen The Man inside the Town?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I'm talking? Oh no, I was just a man is
talking silence. You said, I need something to the High Tower. Yes,
I watched it when it first came out.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
That's a lot. That's what the nazis in the Japanese
one World War two. Yeah, it's a lot. That's a
lot of crime, I think so. Yeah, and my parents
watching it yesterday, I sort of got hooked, you know what.
I was like, that's really interesting.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah, that was quite interesting, sort of like take on
reality of World War two differently.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
What are you watching? Fletcher The Night Agent? Season isn't three?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
It's a third season of that out Yeah, because season
two was actually rubbish. It wasn't that great after the
season one. But the season three is season three is back.
It's so it's really it's really well done. I'm doing
Resident Alien, which is an older show, but it's just
I think it's just been put on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, it's number four in the New Zealand. I just
love Alan Tug, the guy, the main guy in it.
He's so good. It's very easy to watch.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
I've had a list. I've got such a long list.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
And then then there's like the shows that I have
to watch that are new and exciting and current that
people talking about, and then there's just I reckon, I'm
ready for Arrested Development again.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
When I've got like twenty five minutes, I'll watch another
episode of Arrested Development on a slow sort of like.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, rewatch now.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Number two in the New Zealand chants on Netflix is
the Dinosaurs producer Shannon, are you you're watching it?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Is this like a docco or is it? What do
you mean? Is it a doco?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
My goodness?

Speaker 13 (28:44):
Is no?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Or is it some kind of bloody I don't know
Jurassic Park thing.

Speaker 11 (28:47):
No, it's like live action but documentary.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
But it was produced by.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
The famous movie guy Spielberg.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I'm pretty sure, Oh you had a Jurassic Park.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
Yes, so probably them knows this stuff. But basically it
is insane. I had a little bit of a cry
because like it's just quite intense.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
What do you mean here to cry? That's the Titanic
Ma No, just no, no, no, not not how the win.

Speaker 11 (29:15):
It's just so like crazy to think that they existed
on our land and stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
And I just had a bit of a reflect and.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
There was just it was this dinosaur and he was
trying to walk across and he got stampeded, and I
was just like, far out, men, nothing's changed, you know,
She's right, guys, It's so beautiful, That's what I mean.
That's what brought me to tears because it was just
so real. Whereas dinosaurs to me are bones.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That I don't reckon. That is said, I reckon that's real.
And this is there.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
This is their soft launch on the fact I've actually
already done all this dinosaur stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
They've already done real life Jurassic Park with me more.
You know how I love a conspiracy theory.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, nixt on the show, when do you talk about
the new latest girly trend, snail mail.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
The fletchhorn and Haley Begod.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
We had a pin pal, didn't you? Didn't you put
a notice on something?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
And people really responses to my tear away, but never
actually picked one particular pin pal, overwhelmed by the experience
of manded it altogether.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Did you ever respond to anyone?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, a couple. When I was a little kid, I
had a pin pal. Yeah, I never met him or anything.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Sam Where is he now? I don't know. What I
remember is his name was Sam and the like nature
bush walks. Where did you meet Sam?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
My primary school teacher. I met him and was like, Vaughan,
you should be this kid's pin poal. And I was like,
what is that involved? And she's like a letter and
I was like, what do you mean your teacher? Was
he in the same town.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
No, she met him. She'd go away hiking. Oh okay, right,
and she was I don't know, I don't know how
it all trends weird. It is weird. Weird. We never
thought about it. Some of them haven't thought about for
twenty years. But it is weird.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
When my beasted, she just moved to christ Church for
three years during our childhood, through the worst years of
my life. I'd send her letters and things, would send
little trinkets back and forth.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Nine. Yeah, it was a youthful about to tell us
that the new trend is penpower, pen paling and sending
each other letters kinder.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah, snail mail clubs, it's the new girly trend when
they're in their quote unquote analogue era.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Hope you guys are made of money.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Oh well, okay, So I just googled as of the
first of July last year, the standard letter posted rate
two dollars ninety.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I was seventy when I last posted.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
For that's a medium letter for large it's four twenty
and oversized places.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Isn't that insane? Like so snale still fifty cents? So
this is I mean, maybe this is a way around it.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
So snail mail clubs are trending at the moment where
the girlies are enjoying the analogue era. We're unplugging, We're
doing knitting, crocheting, puzzles and that kind of stuff. It's
a nostalgia vibe, you know.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
I love how it is analog all these things, but
that telling everybody about it digital vibe.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
It so you receiving things like postcards, letters stick as
little gifts instead of digital messages and texts. And lots
of these clubs are popping up where it's a monthly
subscription that then send themed envelopes packed with ideas and
you know, little notes and stuff, and then you can
send it back and you get sent to someone else
in the in the club.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Right.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
So there's lots of these clubs online.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
There's like six examples here with like monthly subscription things,
and I thought this maybe was just something in the
UK or in America. But Producer car when you say
that your friends are doing this snail mail club.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Stuff, yeah, I mean I've talked about it on the podcast,
but I did. I have joined a traveling sister of
the Traveling Journal that's a similar idea, but you have
to like actually be creative, like you actually have to
fill out a journal and then you get to seen
another one.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
And honestly, I'm overwhelmed, so maybe this is more for me.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
How does it work though?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
So, like you write it, you get one of these
subscription packs, but then how do you send the letters
to people?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
They're all different.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
So some of them are just they connect you online
funnily enough with a pen pal and then you just
do it yourselves, or some of them they send out
like a theme for the month and then you all
kind of fulfill the stuff that they've sent you little
films and little things and add a photo here, and
then you send it back and it gets distributed. So

(33:28):
it's all different. There's all sorts of different ones. Yeah,
there is some that you can sign up to, like strangers.
I have always wanted to have a pen pal in prison.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
What like some of that is in prison and you
write to them. Yeah, they've got to be hot.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I'm guessing you prisoner, You've you've totally got fall in
love with the prison.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
In the stars a guys. Guys, he went through a
terrible period of life and through no choice of his own,
he ended up in prison.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
But Hailey, he shot someone, Yeah, but they are alive.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, but that was after he bombed that entire like
primary school, the kindergarten.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Hard to sort of fall in love with that person.
But I'd love to sing letters to someone I love doing.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Star maybe a light fraud, starf Collar, your white Collar,
White Collar.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
The z M podcast Network play z MS.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Flesh Worn and Allan Smith my friend. Yes, I would
like to borrow something from you. I have a desire.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
You know, I had my garage sales and I think
I've sold everything I'm going to sell.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
And everything was.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
It was a good garage sale, but I had some
leftovers and some of it I'm just going to box
up and take to the sales. It's good stuff, little
trinkets and some glass wear and odds and sods.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
I don't even reckon they want that, to be honest,
they are going to want a little figurine of a
sailor man.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
You think it's easy to get everybody in the army
a glass. The Salvation Army needs as many glasses as possible.
There's so many members of the army. You're an idiot
to think that they wouldn't want a glass and towels
to keep down dry. You're assume that's what the Salvation
Army does. Yeah, they're not careful. They're going to get
enlisted into the Iran War, so really awful. Love to

(35:22):
see them with their secondhand tables on the front line.
I'll tell you that turned over second an table.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, some old records no one wants.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
So I've been putting together, you know, things that would
be good enough for the for the Salies or you know,
recross or whatever. And then I've got a I've got
an organic stay coming up to get rid of a
lot of the rest, but there was one thing I
saw and I won't go into too much detail of it,
but it's breakable. It's it's breakable, and it has old

(35:56):
significant value that is no longer a value to me.
If I have a desired smash it.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Oh okay, Slee Chammer, what do we need to got
a ten pounds eight eight poundsly Tammer?

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Well, I locked and I've got a couple of sleep chammers.
I was like, that's great, and I've got a concrete pad,
So I was like, cool, what I'll do is I'll
put it on the ground and I'll sledge hammer it.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
But then I was like, there's got to be more
fun to be had here. And then I remember that
you have a gun this man, it's not. It's not
a gun.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Got a gun that requires to be locked in a
gun save, it's not. It's a twenty two caliber slug gun. Yeah,
which you use the size of piss control. Yeah, it's
a slug gun.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
You're allowed to have it. Yeah, of course you've got
to be sensible with it, yeap. When you come from
a farm, you've got respect for the to the gun laws,
for the gun laws very much because this thing that
I want to destroy.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Harder than putting it in the bin, This thing that
I want to obliterate in a healing manner.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Okay, I think we'll blast apart.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
With a palett gun.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I really I never I've never I've shot a clay
play bird shot gun. This is significantly easier than it was,
very full, full noise, and I was actually quite good
at it. But I feel like sitting up there and
shooting this thing would be.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Great, And so it'd be great.

Speaker 14 (37:15):
You can.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
It'll be back right at the back of your property
and you're shooting from the deck, using the surrounds of
the deck.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
As the neighbor's houses at the back. I got a
neighbor on the back. They've got a dog.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It's not going to go through a fence and won't
go through there. Well, you've got to beat You've got
to do a safe area. Yeah behind it.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Put all the other stuff you're going to donate as well,
and shoot.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
That because that's feeling but wasteful, but fun. There's some
shootable stuff in there. Could we sit up a little
bench and in just a few breakable things and we
sit out.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
On the deck and just pop them off.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
But this is quite like thick, like the thickness of
I guess a mug. Would it go through that? Yeah, yeah,
it'll break the mug. And you say you're doing this
in a healing.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
I think there's just some things to leave in the
past that don't come forward with.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Okay, Yeah, so you just get rid of them. You
get rid of them. And I was your grandma's ashes
are going to go overywhere? Yeah, they will explode in
an absolute clous net of the show.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
We want to ask if you're one of these people
that people will always confuse your age, you'll get your
age wrong because maybe you look way older than you are,
or you look way younger like me, then.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Play the song.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I was just trying to chime in with a personal
tape look way older or or look way younger, like
maybe you look way younger, like one.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Hundred dollars creeping up.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
So I know it's crazy, and you might have heard
bread in the news say that a lot of the
oil producer nations release their reserves.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, it's crazy, But can we start stagging in my
backyard bunker?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
No, No, I might find oil. Well, I don't know
if that's how you'd need to then refine it and
then do you have a You literally have like three hoses.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I could definitely give one to the car, right you
just you're not getting into my field then time.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
That's how it works. You're not getting it. Now.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
We want to know now on Owen one hundred and
dars at M and texta are nine six nine six?
Do you look younger or older than you actually are?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
People just can't get your age right. We're talking about
this because there's the new dating series. They say it's
the perfect blend of lovers, blind and Milf Manner. Now
I can't say I've watched Milf Manner, but I've watched
neither of these shows.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
It is called The Age of Attraction.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
It's a dating show where singles from ages twenty two
to sixty date without the.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Parameters of age.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
In fact, they never know the age until after they
commit to exploring the relation.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Oh wow, all so you know that they've cast people
that are going to be like way younger than actually are. Yeap,
so yeah, yeah, look, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
There's an area in the villa, I guess called the
promise room where once they commit, there's some massive reveals
of age where people are like, oh, that's.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Sort of not what I would normally find acceptable.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
So we have the contestants are.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Oh, oh my goodness, Okay, play the trailer and then
I'm going to tell you their ages.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I don't know if these guys are at my grandpa's edge,
but you don't know who the space girls are and
couldn't mean one.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Best three minute d I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
But I can lie like, would you have mummy issues
if you're not as hard as my mom? I can it?
Who says that may?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
So there's Libby, for example, who's the youngest. She's twenty two. Yeah,
we kind of go a little along a little bit.
There's Chris twenty six, for now twenty seven. Then we
move along and we're hitting Andrew he's thirty eight. We've
got Leah she's one down. We hit towards Josh forty six,
Lauren forty seven, Joe Lean at forty eight.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Here's Teresa at fifty four, and he's George at sixty.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
So there's like, but you're seeing their photos and ages,
what do they know?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I'm not seeing seeing their ages when I'm doing this,
because I do plan on watching the show, and I
don't want to know their agent.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Also, I believe producing Shannon, you're gonna watch the show.
You've downloaded it out, You're going to watch the show.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Of course I am tonight. Milf Manor was one of
the greatest reality shows, Thank you. When Hayley said that,
I was like, I beat you. Shannon's watch that, Shyeah. Yeah,
it's in that same vein of Couple to Thropple was
one of my other favorite You have a Couple to throple?

Speaker 11 (41:42):
Yeah, it was where a couple went on a show
and they basically tried to find their third and like
they would like auditioned people.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Okay, well tomorrow, I feel like we need a review. Yeah,
I'm in the like this.

Speaker 11 (41:53):
I purposefully watched extra of my other stuff yesterday to
allow my afternoon making room.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, it's like doing a poope before a digger station.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Got all of your World War II docos out of
the way yesterday so that you.

Speaker 11 (42:05):
Could you know, I did, and the dinosaurs that made
me cry.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, okay, great, Well we'll give a view tomorrow. But
right now, maybe you're someone that could go on the show.
Maybe you're someone that always gets confused for your age.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I mean and I don't want to rub salt in
the wound. And our dear friend James has been through
a lot this year already.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
That's right. We were out and someone said, did you
guys go to school together?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I loved years older than I loved that, and he
was absolutely devastated.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I was like, oh, poor James. E. Well, this is
what we want to know. I want hundred times at him.
Give us a call nine six nine sex.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
People always get your age wrong?

Speaker 6 (42:43):
Needwork play z ms fletchn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I did see a video of Tyrek Wethers yesterday that
made me want to be pregnant, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I've never wanted to be pregnant.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
In my life either.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Gave you some kind of maternal feeling feeling.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Yeah, we should build a family, well you and him specifically, yeah,
or just any six foot five almost stay quiet for
the year. Maybe maybe well, well we'll see how that goes.
So Hi, sorry, practice right now though, we want to
know if people always get your age wrong, because there
is the new dating show which is launched.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Yeah, maybe you're in your twenties and people are like,
you know, hey, Nana, you're you're just older.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Wise are looking somebody messaged and they've had both Jehovah
witnesses knocked on my door there then and said hello,
swear out as your mum and dadt home.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
And then the very next day and an elderly page
of my work asked me if I had any grandchildren yet.
Oh god, it's fine, You're getting it. It all ends. Yeah.
It's a real real mixed messaging there, Taylor. People always
confuse your age, does that mean?

Speaker 10 (43:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 10 (43:48):
So I was asked what I was going to study
when I finished high school, and I was like, oh,
I turned thirty into.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
We love It's useful. So I mean you obviously you
look quite youthful.

Speaker 15 (44:02):
I'll take that.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yeah. How tall are you, Taylor?

Speaker 10 (44:06):
Oh I don't know, like one point seven?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Okay, I was saying that quite often if people are
short or quite petite, Yeah, then that can confuse the
age as well. Yeah, if they look young as well.
But no, obviously not just keeping it tight. Hell yeah,
thanks Taylor, Katie. People always confusing your age.

Speaker 16 (44:27):
I've had a few times, but the best one was
when my husband and I were going to look at
a cab you're buying it in HND and when we
showed up, the guy asked me my buying was had
for me?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Wow, you said daddy is buying? Yeah, yeah, how did
your partner take that?

Speaker 16 (44:50):
I thought it was pretty funny, but it was really embarrassing.
Then when we had to correct the guard, I was like, no,
we're actually married, and then he was like really awkward,
like trying to figure out the age guy.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, yeah, that feels appropriate. How old are you though, Katie?

Speaker 16 (45:04):
All the best part is I'm actually older than my husband.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Oh well yeah, wow out that's got to hurt the husband,
doesn't it. It was he a little bit upset about that.

Speaker 16 (45:16):
Yeah, you know, it's just you know, so of spot
now for the last couple of years.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Brilliant. Yeah great, I thank you, Katie.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Some messages that somebody said I'm fifty one, but or
people always think I'm forty have these thirty nine, So
that could be part of the influence. Hey you're hot,
I'm thirty five. I've got I D buying scratches the
other day. Is that sixteen or eighteen?

Speaker 10 (45:38):
Now?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yeah? Yeah, either way. It is pretty good.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Flitch and Haley big Pod.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
We want to know now if people always confuse your age.
I'm forty one. Until a year ago, I was still
being asked for idea every time I pros wine or
I think this.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
This dating show, age of attraction. This is why this
is going to be a good show because people just
aren't going to know how old the people they are.
There's going to be just all the old dudes going
for the young girls. Yeah, probably right. I love a
silver Fox.

Speaker 16 (46:12):
It was.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Now, but they would have also know I'm talking about
it mid fifties. I want to Yeah, but they're not
gonna cast. They're going to cast people that just don't
look their age. Yeah, it's gonna totally throw people.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I spent a few months in hospital. I was asked
by a nurse if I was missing a lot of school.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Sea. I was twenty eight in school. Sea hadn't been
a thing even when I did. School would have Wow, Okay.
I took my daughter to the doctors and the doctor
asked if she was my little sister. My daughter's eight.
I'm thirty four. It's got to feel good, love.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I dropped my son off at intermediate camp and they
told me to put his bag by the bus and
go find my teacher.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I'm thirty five. Oh, my God, that's so good. How
young do you look?

Speaker 13 (46:56):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Right? Yeah, sure, get bag by the bus, Go and
find your tea shirt. Come if you got everything, get
on that bus.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I got sworn at the teacher just to see what
I got for detention. Yeah, shut up?

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
My husband got asked for I D the week he
turned forty two. Oh, that's got to feel good. That's
a youthful young man.

Speaker 8 (47:16):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Somebody else said, went to buy a bottle of wine
and they said, we can't give it to you because
you're underage. And I was like, here's my ID, and
they just wouldn't believe it was my ID because of
the the number. Sometimes I think they scare those people
working at checkouts and stuff so much that they just yeah,
they're like they get a bit stupid.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
I just try to smile when I see them.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Look, I go, like to really show like the crow's
face and like the renks like I'm in my late thirties.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
It's a lot easier now that the botox has worn
rn off of that. Yeah, I am, yeah, a lot
more on the brow in the bud.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Quickly.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
I got asked for I D every time I tried
to buy boos at the supermarket until one day when
they stopped. And it was always an inconvenience been asked for.
I d until y until they stopped. Yeah, and it
was like, what happened? Can you tell me what changed
in my face?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah? That made you stop asking for the ID? Was
it life just aged you? It happened so quickly. Yeah,
the dead. It was the dead in the eyes, in
the eyes giving up, the withering of time. Yeah, I
feel Somebody said, my forty two year old daughter still
gets ID on the rig? What it feel? Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
And also text in the skin care region, Yeah, nine,
what do you put? What do you slept on? Debt face?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Someone said, my husband's look forty five since he was
twenty oh yeah yeah, and how old is he now?
Because it might he might stop it there, and then
when you're like in your sixties, you might.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Still look forty four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it could very
well be a possibility.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Yeah. Or he's just one of those really really old
looking dudes forever, just exponentially older than he is.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
It's always the farmers, because they're withered on the farm.
They get they get with it.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's hot flitch and Haley big pod Well it's out today,
reminders of him the latest Colleen Hoover book turned film.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I saw Vaughn shed a.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
He cried, cried.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
We're very lucky to be joined by the stars of
the movie, Mike Monroe and Tyrek Weathers and the author herself,
calling Hoover hello. Before we get into Vaughn crying at
the film, which he said he wasn't going to do,
just a little bit of personal Edmund Tyrek, sorry, I
followed you on Instagram and I feel it you might
not have noticed because we haven't.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
Is there a problem?

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Is it on?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I don't run it. I don't run it. If you
do run, that's crazy, man. Talk to your person.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
I'll unfollow and then I refollow block her.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I did cry.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I was doing that thing in the movie where I
was trying to pinch myself to stop myself from crying.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
But then I was just like, it's happening, and then
fledch in the dark.

Speaker 10 (49:48):
It was as.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
So beautiful Tyrek and Micah. Can I ask did you
feel when you were cast in this film? Knowing was
a Colleen Hoover book. The pressure from the very very
avid fans of Collins work to not do a bad
job at these characters.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
Yes, no, it was.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
It was scary.

Speaker 17 (50:09):
I was like, oh my god, the fans are there
there there diehards for this one right over here. So
there was there was definite pressure. But you know, we
had a cheat code because she was she wrote the
script and she was on set every day, so I
felt pretty pretty confident pressure produces diamonds.

Speaker 18 (50:30):
Soy, okay, come up with that saying just now, Yeah,
it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
It's amazing plagiarism you can get by with when you're
that good luck in it. Anything, he's just done it.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Speaking of what, I'm from a small town, granted a
New Zealand version of the sort of small town this
is set, and people just don't look like these two
gorgeous individuals in a small town.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Colleen, you made me one per town and that pretty
quick to leave yourself. Yeah, right, sir.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
But what was it like filming and the and the
and the small town? Because I imagining this was on location?

Speaker 13 (51:14):
Yeah, yeah, we shot in Calgary, Canada, Alberta. But I
think small shooting in small towns like that just brings
us closer together because we don't know anybody.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
God, when we took over this.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, we took over next thing. You know, we're throwing parties,
house party. It was a little out of hand, but
it was good.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
It was good Tyger, Tyrek and Micah.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I can't find your did you We'll just go Did
you meet.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Before you started filming? Did you have to have one
of those awful chemistry tastes or did you just kick
it off straight away?

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Yes, but it wasn't awful.

Speaker 11 (51:58):
Surprisingly, a lot of them can be weird.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Yeah, this was fun.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
She was like, we got on a zoom call and
she was in her like bathtub. I was moving at
the time, so.

Speaker 13 (52:09):
She was dressed in her bathtub. She was moving and
she had no quiet place to do the chemistry read. Yeah,
and then once I got the role, we went into
a nice Gibea on concert in concert at bit.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I just feel like if I zoomed, say my male
workmatees for the bathtub, I'd be in hr h, Colleen,
I know that.

Speaker 13 (52:31):
Does I get?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (52:32):
That sounded great.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, re worried that one. Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
We'll stuck with your original story, Colleen. I want to
ask you because I'll produce.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
A car one is a huge book.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Girly and she wants to know what was the scene
from this book that you were most excited to see
go from book to screen.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
There were so many. I think that the one that
I was really excited for the day of filming was
probably the one that was the most taxing for these two,
and that was the field scene where you just really
see both of them open up for the first time
to each other. And it was a very emotional day,
and I think they both pulled it off so well.

(53:14):
But what you wouldn't know watching it was how incredibly
cold it was that day, and you know, just having
to do such an emotional scene over and over from
so many different angles, Like that's what really blew my
mind learning about filming.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Well, Colin, you'd have to write a box set in
New Zealand, but if it cast some actual small town man,
I would love.

Speaker 7 (53:36):
To It's my husband's favorite place on Earth.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Oh, I will come visit.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
We'd love to have you here. Hey, we love the movie.
Reminder Us of Him is out today. Thank you so
much for talking to us.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Guys, Flitchborne and Haley big Pod.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
It's now. Don't worry.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I'm not planning on getting married ever.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Full stop unless it's wethers did he asks said still, and.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
He was asking if you're but I said, she's kind
of she's kind of hard, everything flid. What is what is?

Speaker 19 (54:08):
Well?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Oh, man, I'm sorry. That was my bad. I was
and he was like really and I was like, oh, nah.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
She's he said, and he said are you sure because
I'm six foot five, and then he gave us a
five second countdown to change your minds when I said,
I know, just skip straight to zero. She's not interested
crazy anyway, and we said get in line behind Jason Mama,
and then he said I'll fight him.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
And we were like and You're like, no, no, she's
not interested in him anymore. Anyway, what the hell any.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
I'm not interested in getting married anytime soon ever, never ever, ever,
evern never never ever ever never. But I was reading
an article about weddings on the Every Girl and this
particular bride who was rinning this article said her biggest
regret from the day was not planning, not using a
wedding planner and a wedding organizer, so that on the

(54:57):
many too many people do this, yeah, lots of people do,
because then on the day you get to just be
the bride and then someone else is running all the things, and.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Is it expensive?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, okay, yeah, because I'm guessing a
lot of people wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Having organized it all herself, There's all these things that happened.
She got fatigued on the day. She was more stressed
than blessed budget blowouts because.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
She's you know, she's just like, she's not a wedding planner.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Yeah, she didn't know what she was really doing, design mismatches,
She looked at things, she was like, that didn't really
work out. How my pendress board made made it feel
like it would really regrets that. And then I was
reading this thinking, I'm sure there are more regrets from
wedding days from our listeners.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Yeah, which is what I want to know. What do
you regret from your wedding day?

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Maybe it was a choice of bridesmaid's dress, you.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Know, yeah, Maybe it was a choice of photographer because
they didn't do a very good job. They had sticky
fingers on the lens.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
We're already getting outs some of messages. Yeah, she was
start with a few. Yes, I've imagined quite a few
of these people. Now I'm gonna want to talk on
you no, the husband, the husband, the husband, the person
I chose to marry, the wife, the husband.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I regret my choice of husband? Okay yeah right? Wow,
does feel like a lot of people just.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Do it because they feel like that's what you have
to do, the whole damn thing. Yeah, okay, So definitely
the groom. He's a full on narcissist. Today I have
to co parent with and he's not doing his part
of the co get right? But one sided? Is but
one sided? My mother in law attended.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Okay, so right, outside of the person you married, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
So outside of the person you married, what do you
regret about your wedding?

Speaker 17 (56:37):
Date?

Speaker 6 (56:38):
Nine Sex nine six The z M podcast Needwork Play
z m's Flesh Fornan What do you.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Regret from your wedding?

Speaker 4 (56:48):
What would you change? Would kind of the article Hailey
read it was more like fashion choices.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Right, Yeah, it was not getting a planner and then
so doing it all herself and then realizing she'd made
all the wrong choices.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Fashion star peop were not wanting their wedding to look
like twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Yeah, So, aside from your husband or your wife, what
would you change about your wedding.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
There was plenty of those canvas. What would you change?

Speaker 9 (57:15):
My husband bought me shoes on our wedding day as
a gift and gave it to me on the day.
I either really had shoes and had them so that
they my dress was him to the right link. So
I wore the shoes. But then then a lot of
my photos I'm actually hitching my dress up and holding it.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
So yeah, we shoes spring some shoes on what's.

Speaker 9 (57:44):
My future husband? I had to like honor the gifts
that he brought me.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
He did never buy a woman shoes?

Speaker 10 (57:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
No, is he still current husband? Yes? Okay, okay, okay?
Were they yuck or were they just?

Speaker 4 (57:58):
No?

Speaker 9 (57:59):
No, they were They were nice. They were nice shoes.
The shoes were like the front didn't have a platform
the way that right?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, sort, but he did try, and I guess he
thought was there wasn't it?

Speaker 10 (58:14):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (58:14):
And like he had been like engraved with a wedding songs.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
N How long ago were you married?

Speaker 17 (58:26):
For?

Speaker 9 (58:26):
Eleven years?

Speaker 14 (58:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
You still like him sometimes? So honest, I love it.
I Candice and you, Laurie, what do you regret about
your wedding? Hi?

Speaker 19 (58:42):
I regret cheaping out on the portaloos.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Oh did you just go for like festival like orange
plastic ones.

Speaker 9 (58:49):
That's what we got.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Yeah, Laurie, I will say the other option. Our friend
had his wedding and it was a truck. It was
a nice portally, but you got upstairs to get into it,
which became problematic as the night went on.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
For some people. Yes, but bogier right, yeah, just like
a little toilet block on a trailer. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Actually our anniversary today, sons.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
How many years has it been?

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Now?

Speaker 10 (59:15):
Three years?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
It's nice? Do you still like him?

Speaker 19 (59:18):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Is the best? Ah? It's crazy, Okay, Laurie, get out
of here, Get here, love, Sarah, what do you regret
about your wedding? Hi?

Speaker 19 (59:32):
I had white hydrangers as my bridesmaid flower and they
had ferns in it. And when I look at the photos,
they look like my bridesmaids look like they're holding cauliflowers.

Speaker 6 (59:47):
You love. They must have been.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
They must have been a near perfect hydrangel they you know.

Speaker 19 (59:54):
But now that I've seen it, and I've seen it, like,
I cannot see it.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yeah, but I also love cauliflower. It's a very versatile.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I think there's a money saving thing because florals that
are winning a very expensive just.

Speaker 19 (01:00:09):
That I thought of that before I paid for the flowers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, cauliflowers seven fifty for a cauliflower. Bccoli's chairpy, you
could do BROCOLI could do broccoli.

Speaker 19 (01:00:19):
I can grow the coulieflowers myself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Though.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
That's beautiful idea. That's a winning hack.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
We've just come up with it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Ranger cheap hydrangers hit the local Asian super market against
and joy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yeah, cheap around the outside of the cauliflower, take it out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
It's greens, you know how. And they sort of like,
I love, man, that's beautiful, great is Sarah?

Speaker 19 (01:00:46):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Okay, if I do go salary, what about what about
half a half a hitter salary?

Speaker 11 (01:00:51):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yeah for the link.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
If I do change my money and get married, I'll
do Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I love That's really funny. I feel like you would
look back and regret that though.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
Does podcast need work?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
The regreats that you had looking back at your wedding day.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Marriage people have just been like, tell me more about
the psyche of a man who buys his wife shoes
on a wedding day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Just before I know it's bizarre.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
It's a beautiful Any gift is a beautiful girl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Yeah, but you'd go with jewelry, right, you go with jewelry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Shoes is where a lot of brides spend some time
leading up to the winning breaking the shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
And you're not wearing raw dog shoes on the day.
A quirky little token wouldn't be better on a win.
Someone's going on here a farmer's gift cards, and I
have to scroll right away down. It seems people are riddles.
Regret Oh my god, there's so many messages.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
I regret taking cocaine because our so exhausted from organizing
the whole thing that when you were getting ready, my
bridesmaid was here. Have a little bump of us. It'll
peck you up. I only done coke before. I was
basically high and coke my entire wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Oh okay. I regret not getting a professional photographer. I
regret not telling my sister in law to get after
she packed a shit. Um not about you anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Behave at my wedding. I would be so disappointed. So
never forgive them.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Being married seventeen years this year. But I regret letting
my mother in law dictate as much as she contributed
as much as she did given how much she contributed financially.
And also regret some of the bridal parties who are
no longer friends. Yes, and one of their names is
on our marriage certificate. I regret inviting our best man.
He got so drunk he pulled a shrub out of
the garden and spun around so fast and threw it
across the garden and pulled a stops one out and

(01:02:29):
made had a huge yelling match with his girlfriend. Also,
he broke one of the table setting decorations shrub. Also,
like you knew that guy was going to be trouble.
He sounds like that's not that's not just behavior that
happens on the night. You knew he was going to
be a ship bag.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Yeah, that's kind of so pulled out a shrub.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
I regret allowing drinks before the ceremony and having to
kick two people out before the main meals even.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
So, yeah, okay, that's not good. I regret all three
of my husbands, so that's better than just one. I've
said one. I regret that I was nineteen pregnant, tired
and didn't get a say and the entire thing. The
hair dressing. Somebody elseaid, I regret the hair dresses she
made me an hour late. Oh oh, dilly dell it,
that would stress me out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
I regret staying out till five am the night before
my wedding. I looked second my wedding photos. They got
married in Vegas for context.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
I regret eighty percent of the guest list. Somebody else said,
I regret cheaping out on the Portaloos. Yeah, a lot
of portoloo chats since we took the Portaloos.

Speaker 8 (01:03:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I regret the lamb croquettes that when I bit into it,
spat oil down my wedding dress.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
On new clear clear, I had a gore bladder attack.
I had a croissant for breakfast and had all bladder
attack my whole wedding. I was on codeine and couldn't drink.
I regret letting my sisters do my hair.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
They shove bobby pins in the back and all sorts
of directions, and I found out was the pictures came
back and I was mortified.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I regret the celiment celebrate. She forgot to turn up,
so we went and picked her up and then she
caught me the wrong name throughout the ceremony.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Oh my god, that's sloppy work. I hope you didn't
pay her.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Well on the prepayer celebrant, I don't remember to know.
I've never been paid to do it. Regretted not having
a professional photographer.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
People said they'd take heaps of photos on their phones,
and then most people just got sloppy drunk and didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Yeah, I wish I ate more.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
I chose all my favorite foods to the menu, but
when it came time to eat, us are too aware
of all the attention we had on us and didn't
want to look like a peggy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Wish I'd enjoyed more of that peggy. I regret rushing
and to getting married when I was pregnant. Should have
waited til it have had the baby and you know,
got it out of the way, but we felt we
had to.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
I regret the purple here thought I was being myself,
but looking back at loves dam and I prefer the
black and white photos. I regret not being clearer. I
guess the tire. My ex father in law wore track
pants and a hoodie at the wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I'm sorry, but even if you are a casual dressy,
you know you don't adding.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
I went to a winning that was very much like formal.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Anyone was in cocktail dresses and suits, and one of
my friends turned up in a singler in shorts and jendles.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
So odd.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
It was so odd.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
We've never talked about it as a friend group.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
It's never been a dressed, never been addressed. I feel
like its like it needs to be addressed.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Holding the wedding at my childhood home, Dad decided the
deck and an outdoor toilet needed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Built for the party.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Day before the wedding, was still finishing the deck, mess
everywhere that we were cleaning up till midnight that we
needed to call people to help trailer. Everything had been
too busy to go and pick up like tables and
chairs and everything was just far too stressful, stressful getting
to wine drunk and telling my family quite loudly that
the DJ sucked when he was on break standing right
behind us.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
He was terrible the DJ. So you just sit there
having his little singy like I'm over over here doing
my best. Probably wasn't playing enough to be brothers.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
He probably playing didn't play the grease mega mix probably. Yeah,
you've got to play the hats at weddings. Having a
shotgun wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
I was three months pregnant and had to where a
course at My dress popped open and broke. The zip
had to get sewn back into it. My mother and
my mother in Lauren sis that I'm teaming up to
do the catering themselves to save money. There wasn't nearly
enough food and it was very embarrassing. Oh that messages
from Mattie McLean. Not enough food at a wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Boyd stop. I just thought I haven't had to dig
at him for a while. Yeah, it's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
And actually he's borrowing some clothes off me this weekend.
Why he thinks he's gonna put my clothes beyond me?
The guy's got to be twenty cages gliding the night.
He just take care of dungarries.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
I regret the hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
It had been turned into emergency housing. Not romantic at all,
very rough emergency housing. Wait, so like a year or
so out you book the hotel. Yeah, I regret to
doing the photos beforehand.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Now you don't hear this very often, but the people
that do the photos beforehand, they don't have to dash
away between the ceremony and the reception.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
I regret doing the photos beforehand.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I was so tired by the ceremony and no one
looked as good ow he was falling out in the
bottom of the dresses.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Have been dirty and the boys had been tipsy because
they've been having photo bits. Oh yeah, yeah, they'll do well.
A lot of regret. I hope that we can all
if you've got a wedding coming up from somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
I regret inviting the loser of my husband's friend group,
because halfway through the Mati of honor speech he yelled out,
Steve got a blowjob?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Do that for? You?

Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
Say that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
They said, I'm reading after that? When did he get
I don't imagine he was going for a cheap blode
was probably doing a gorgeous speech. Oh good lord, friendship again.
Two sols me, Okay, sorry, you're in trouble, both of you. Um,

(01:07:46):
the world's were the world's worth?

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
DJ the guy that just missing before he kept turning
on the microphone and putting it right next to the speakers,
and just score, just screen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
You know that's amateururity.

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
It's actually message and I to go to a meeting
you say, and I miss the Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Chances are we play the Brothers again. It's not a
daily feature. Don't have a daily Doobt.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Fletchborne and Haley Beg pod.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Today, I was in town in Auckland and I was
at my little rehearsal space working on my show. By
the way, Hailey dot sprout, Hailey sprout dot com, I
was supposed to give up that I have it. Shocking, hey,
Hailey sprou dot com for tickets because it's selling wonderfully
for sold out Christ. Christ is completely sold out. Everyone's like,

(01:08:32):
can we please have another show? Working on it other
places we're opening up circles and yeah, if the ears
you're crazy, I love it. Thank you anyway. So I'm
rehearsing making the show because now I have the pressure
because people are coming in the scray.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
I love pressure and diamonds.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Diamonds isn't it's sorry, Wether said just earlier on the
show as well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
He can't coin the phrase live on air with us.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Before he like got off and I left to go
to the toilet and he talked to you about how
he was like super into me. Yeah, and we were like,
she's not interesting. It definitely happened, definitely anyway. So my
rehearsal space is a windowless box and I can go
to a crazy so like go out into this little
step but and it looks out over a car park,
this big car park, and I hear this big engine

(01:09:19):
and it's what is it GT? You know those g
G T What kind of GT?

Speaker 10 (01:09:25):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
That stands for Grand touring that could there's lots of.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
The lowurism, the low ones that rumble and they're low
and they've got a big circle things.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Is GT or gen and tonic GT like like a
liten like a skyline or is it a Mustang? There
is a Mustang GT. Yeah, they've got a round GT.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
So what is that big?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
That's a big Yeah, it's a Mustang GT. Mustang circle
thing and Jesus a Mustang.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
And it's red and it's like, oh my god. And
I'm looking at it thinking nice.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
And he parks up against this wall in a no
parking spot all by the theaters at the back and
he's parked in there and he tottles out and I
see him. I was like, this dude's like twenty one max,
like young, young, young, young, no maximum age. Oh yeah,
that wasn't clear.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
I don't know if it was Max or not, but yeah,
one behaves in maxes that are twenty one nine six
nine sex Are You twenty one? And also called Max
Perfect or do you know one nine sex perfect has
to be twenty one has to be called Max.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
So Max or whoever he is, gets out of the
car and I was so aghast at this like fat
flash car and he's like yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Yeah, it's a Nippo car.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
But he has an energy of I hope people will locking,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
And then so he sort of clocks man on, I
am locking, and there was a couple that was taking
a photo of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Whatever and Max. I was like, Max, what up? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
So I'm out there for a bit and he comes
back from wherever he was whatever he was doing, and
at that time, a truck has come up at the
back because it's delivering some stuff into the theater at
the stage door, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
So it's like pulled up there and he's in and
he's looking pissed off, and he.

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
Gets into his Mustang left side drive.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
American and he's looking at this truck that's like backed
right out because it's a loading zone and he's parked
there terribly.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
So he gets in, he's got swag on.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
He slams the door.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
People are now around and are checking out his car,
and so he winds down the window and he leans
right out and he's like glaring at the truck, and
basically the truck's like, well, this is a loading zone
and I'm off loading soon.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Shouldn't be parked. I'm a truck and I'm a.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Truck young man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
So Max then decides he's just going to try to
really like aggressively sort of maneuver back like that, and
he's looking out and I was like, expensive car doesn't
have reverse cameras, because he's looking right out like that
and he's sort of three point turning and at one
point he looks back and he pushes the thing down
this and he just drives straight into the concrete wall

(01:12:12):
in front of the MACS, straight like window out, looking back,
thinking he's going to really pull back and you know,
straight into the concrete wall.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Much damage.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
He enough enough there was a crunch, It wasn't blasted,
like he just kind of smacked it but didn't like ram.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
I did smile, and I feel like it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Was clocked by Max because he was being such little
show off her prack and then he kind of just
pulled out and drove away, and the side that had
obviously taken it was the side I wasn't on, so
I couldn't see, like how bad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
It was so satisfying, but I was like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
How embarrassing for him when you you're showing off and
then you hurt yourself, you know, when you like out
to a b. So I was I was having a
sleepover with someone, right, and this is what I want
to know, and I'll tell my story. When were you
showing off and then you ended up making a follow

(01:13:15):
of yourself at backfired? Yeah, So I was having a
sleepover and I was laying on the bed and this
feller was like being a silly goose and he went
hurt and we had to go like land on the
bed flat that sneaks to me and the slats all
when under bed breaker absolutely snap to the bed in half.
And he was like, it's so embarrassing. So I was
trying to excelate.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
Yeah, save that for the wrestling ring. We're there added
not a slapd Okay, Well, this is what we want
to know. Hundred dance a him as our number. Cool
now you can text it nine six nine sakes, When did.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
You shame yourself like Max when you were showing podcast
needwork plays that INSPLESH one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Now, Hailey saw someone called Max precious car yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
We're assuming his name's Max.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
He fits Max quite well. Yeah, he parked and where
he shouldn't have. He was showing off with his loud,
fancy Carrie. One of the Parker room could see him,
and then a truck blocked him in and getting out
any question into the war when he was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Riving, and I saw it all with my eye, so
enjoyed that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
We want to know when you've shamed yourself, not necessarily
hurt yourself, but shamed yourself, embarrassed yourself while trying to
show off. We've got some callers and we've got some
amazing texts NET.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Good morning, good morning. When did you embarrass yourself showing off?

Speaker 10 (01:14:30):
So years ago, I lived in Sydney for a little
while and I worked for a beauty brand.

Speaker 9 (01:14:36):
Company, okay, and we were putting on this really.

Speaker 10 (01:14:38):
Big like launch day for some new products. And I'm
a beauty therapist, so we were there doing facials on
the beauty Editors and fancy mansion. Yeah, and in between,
we were sort of out the back and we were
being silly and I went down into like a squat
position and just heard this rip.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
No no, no, no no no.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Well, so you two, you'd show off and drop it
down low and split your pants open torn pantomimes.

Speaker 10 (01:15:05):
Yeah, Luckily it was mostly the inner scene and just
at about that, and beauty therapy tops generally sit quite low,
so I got away with it. I really thought for
the first at wide open.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Now embarrassing is split pants? Say like you feel that
you feel the fresh breeze?

Speaker 10 (01:15:22):
News, Yeah, you're like a white uniform as well.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
So neck thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Anonymous joins this, Anonymous, when were you showing off?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
And it backfired. So I was.

Speaker 15 (01:15:40):
Sixteen and I really liked this boy at school.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Okay, oh he was just you know everything. Oh yeah,
Well the way you said that, it's like you're still
thinking of him describing you.

Speaker 14 (01:15:58):
As just every saying, well I did end up marrying him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Oh wow, man's still feeling it like that about still
everything to you?

Speaker 11 (01:16:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:16:17):
So we Yeah, so I tried to get his attention
and I was like, right, I'm going to six like
you know, Bell sixy and look down the bleachers and
it's swimmings and one of my ankles got caught and
I was like, oh goodness. And then I tried to
step with the other one fate planted and actually broke
both my ankles.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Did he come to your rescue? No? Did he see it?

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:16:45):
Yeah, I think the whole of swimming sports did it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Okay? So after that you're in like, I'm imagining crutches
and two casts. Did you then like ask him out
or how did you end up together? No?

Speaker 15 (01:16:59):
So we ended up getting actually back together at a
pub in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Sixteen.

Speaker 15 (01:17:08):
Yeah, I saw him and I told him he smelled good,
and he yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
You've always been smoothed talking to me and such a
smooth angles.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
You smell god like a cupcake. Oh my god? Didn't
it it work?

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Yeah? Ever after despite the two broken ankles. Anonymous, amazing.
Thank you so much for sharing so many messages that
can I hearne through. We got some Instagram responses. Thomas said,
I dropped at my sixteenth birthday party and blew the
back out of my Heinstein's Chino's, skipping backwards with some
five year olds at school and I tripped and smashed
my head on the concrete, sunk my four wheel drive

(01:17:49):
into the river on a tinder date. What obviously it
was just let's go through the river room and what
people do and like Canterbury Haley, if you'd stayed in
the goon, you'd know this. You just go down to
the river and go down the rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Mate. Yeah, why Mac? You w why Mac? My brother
slammed his head into the fridge. Will trying to show
me how to do a hair flip. That was pretty funny.
Oh my god, I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
My friend's band was playing to a crowd of about
one hundred and fifty to two hundred people. I got
up on stage to do vocals for the end of
the song. Being excited, I got up about a verse
and a chorus to earl. I didn't know what to do,
so I just stood there and people were just like, what.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
Do I get that up stage?

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
He's in the band, he he's not doing anything.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
A few years ago, after the rugby game of the season,
it was the after match, I had a few beers
on me. I went outside and came running back and
did a handstand that was supposed to be a car well,
then flipped over and smashed my leg on a table
and snapped it in four places and missed the rest
of the season.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
And that's why A and E's are busy on Friday
and Saturday nights.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Yeah yeah, staying in a mates when her kids little
brother came and jumping on the bed like a trampoline, landed,
shall we say, rectarly on the bed knob and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Sorry, yeah, bloody would have been sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
After the hospital, he went, I was learning how to
drive so that I could master backing up a drive,
opened my dor to look backwards instead of reversing, forgot
about a pole warp smashed the open door backwards into
the front side of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
That's two panels there, that's two pound. You don't need
to open your door.

Speaker 5 (01:19:17):
Ex girlfriend tried to beat me at farting.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
She shut the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Funniest thing I've ever seen. It looked like raw shirk butterfly.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Oh my god. And you never live that down. But
also maybe that brought you closer together.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
But it says the ex girl friend, stop, leave it
and never see that person again when you move country.
Scarcrook follow up there five to one whose bed was
it in yours?

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
You're going to shut the bed you want to be hers?

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Yeah, that's okay, But if it's in yours, either way,
I'm burning that bed and throwing the art.

Speaker 6 (01:19:59):
Does that end? Podcast? Needworks?

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Stumbled across a hack and it's it's been making me
feel really, really good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Now you may remember that Shannon think of this blatant
intrusion upon her contribution to the show.

Speaker 11 (01:20:14):
I don't know what do you feel, Shannon, upset those
international Woman's Day that we're putting each other up and
here you are pulling her down, stealing my intellectual property.

Speaker 17 (01:20:24):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Just before we move forward to Haley's hack, I do
probably have to apologize to you, Shannon about your hack
earlier this week, which I gave a alarm clock hack.
I kind of rubbished it where if you're opening the
alarm clock, you press the middle where the colon is,
and you type the time I had to. I was
walking along and I did a reminder and three or
four times used it, and I was like, oh my god,
what a great hack?

Speaker 7 (01:20:45):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
My redemption? Are legally we can't the woman ship legally?
She said, We're all thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Legally, yes, once the star has been the review has
been given, we can't.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Legally, you can't. We can't be redacted. Yeah, so unfortunately
we have to move on. Hay's got a hack to
win it a play.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
No, No, it's more feel good guidance, feel good and
fitness crossover. Okay, hack because I noticed something the other day.
I've been back wearing my Apple Watch because I'm on.
I've made clear warnings. I'm getting hot again, so I
just stopped mine what my Apple Watch? I thought you

(01:21:31):
mean your hotness? I was like mine too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
My hotness hasn't gone anywhere. It's actually.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
Mean. As your watch died and you stopped counting your exercise,
you started my god.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
I thought you were aware of the minonization. Oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Too though, and that's why maybe you were noticing it.
So so I'm exercising agains. Got my watch back because
I don't wear it when I'm not in the zone.
It does a noise. Man, And I noticed something the
other day, So I did you know? I did round
the bays and my rings my goal, my movement goal
was really closed because I, you know, had looped back
on itself.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
It left it. So I'll do that when it's really
low though too, So this is the hack. No, what's
setting your goals?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Like, remember Monday, I was so sorry I could almost
not walk, but I was committed. I'm back to the
gym five days a week. So I went on Monday
and I was like, I've got to go just to
do it. And I did a little measly upper body
workout for thirty minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
And then I was supposed to go for a walk,
but its my legs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
And then I still looked down at my rings at
the end of the day and I got that little
buzz because the rings had not only closed, but it
started to go overlap themselves. I was like, man on
burning energy, like this is crazy man stroll to close
my rings. And then it turns out when my watch updated,
it had for some reason something went wrong and it

(01:22:56):
had chucked my move goal really low five hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
So I was just laughing that I have mine at
thirteen hundred a day that was on mine.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Yeah, yeah, mine, I think was like nine hundred, which
is like, which would be a good day, a really
good day for me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
Now it's on I think I've put it back on
four and I myself or the motivation.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
My hack is if you're an Apple watch where or
a fitness thing, put your goals real low and you'll
smash them every day.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
That's I mean, you see your fade, you shooting yourself.
If Shannon was giving us this hack, I wouldn't even
get one star from me. But look how good I
feel every day the ring your close close.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
On the odd day where you didn't get to close
your ring on what it used to be at, you'd
feel guilty, you'd feel like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Stuff, I'm done with that. Can you find a happy medium?

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
Set them lower and you get that little hit and
it drives you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Yeah, but then long term you're going to look back
and think, why am I getting results and closing?

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
I'm doing every activity every day every day, one ring
close itself five times and I did nothing. I just thought,
you have to come to work and that it gets
to one hundred. It's so good. And you know what else?
Shine up for work? That's the big one. Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
So the dopamine hit I'm getting from this, Well, congratulations
to you podcast listen.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
You've reached the end. So I would assume if you've
listened all this way through, you're either asleep and much
case or do you enjoyed it so drop us a
review and tell your friends that's how podcasts work.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
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