Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 16th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZEM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Flesh one and Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
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diesel and ninety one. The only one they had left
was ninety five. Yeah, a lot of them over the
weekend did sell out? People going crazy?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, be going crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, free fuel this morning gives me up eight o'clock
listen up for the Activator to play the top six
on the way. Yeah. The Devil Wheze Prata has released
what their popcorn bucket's going to be. You know who.
Sometimes you go to a spend twenty dollars because you're
in the moment and you get all caught up and
wound up and you're like, I need that, I'll use
it heats. Then you get it home and then three
months later it's in the recycling but and the dune.

(00:57):
The dune one looked like a fleshlight it did it did?
It had the It was a lot. Do those ever
make it to New Zealand or are they only we
just see them online? I've never seen them here the
big ones do. You're more likely to get the kids
movie special like a Minion's bucket or something. Yeah, okay,
but I've got the top six other movies coming out

(01:18):
in their popcorn buckets. Next on the show, let's.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Kick things off with a fun little story about a
man who's achieved something incredible with his balls.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Flen and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
So there is a gentleman called John Stephenson. Now that's
a classic man's name, isn't it John's Stephens.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's John Stephen's son. Yeah it Stephen Yeah. Boy boy boy,
boy boys.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
He's a fifty year old kickboxer from West Yorkshire in
the UK.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't know. Was that a Yorkshire accent? It was Yorkshire?
I don't know. I don't know the accent.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Anyway, he's achieved something absolutely incredible.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Could we pull up a Yorkshire accent or the real
farmery ones have been?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Maybe look up West Yorkshire accent. Give us some examples.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
West particularly West Yorkshire.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Uh, what he did was and this is all the
name of bringing awareness to men's mental health, physical health.
Just get yourself checked in all ways of course. Yeah.
And he said he wanted to do this to raise
a windness for men's health and also to leave a
legacy for his children.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
So in yeah, give us okay, the h sound that
he is actually dropped. So this is to be honest.
This is really common in lots of simply can't find
a short video. This is everyone's teaching you how to
do here saying hotel.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
It would be.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Ortel.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
That's like like Yorkshire lack more.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, do you know what it's do It's Yorkshire poem.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I think I know what they may be referring to.
I grew up in the north of England, in the
west riding of your.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Credits, which meant he's got a great voice accent.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
But it wasn't just an accent. It was actually dialect,
which means that you're not just mispronouncing words, you're using
different words.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Fast forward for example, I will.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Then mother, than further we're off because then you had
the old nasers Anna, well later it'll bed we cough
west d Where.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Do you know got down rulevers from Carrow Coronation Streight,
because that's that's East London, isn't isn't that? Or hundreds
in him If you've got a Yorkshire accent, you have
a check to you.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
What's your favorite British dialect?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
We're about to the UK of You traveled John Stevenson
so so legacy for his kids, and he wanted to
bring awayness in men's health. And he did so by
attaching a silk scarf to a toe rope, but the
toe rope onto a car. It was a seat seat
lyon seat lyon.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, European, yeah, european car.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Attached the rope to that rope to a silk scarf,
silk scarf, tied it around his ballsack, and he towed
the car with excuse me, what fifty meters? He dragged
this car using the power of his ballsack.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Did he nurse it around above the balls he's not fun.
He's gaidled the ball You said he was doing this
for men's health, Yeah, balls off, he's about that.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Afterwards, his plums were bright purple, but still very much intact.
His partner supported the stunt. Wasn't too worried about the aftermath, right.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I mean, hey, look it's worked. We're talking about it
on the other side of the world, and we've meant
in men's health we have getten so checked. I mean
men's friends of therapy. His men's health may not be
too great with purple plums.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
His whole things was men who talk can heal?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
He's done a number of sort of wild stunts late.
There's pulled vehicles, police cars with his arms and all
sorts like he.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Does that now the balls, but this was yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
He says he's constantly wanting to push his physical limits
and wants his children to remember the challenges he.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Took on Whether you go, let's get the someone's message
me on Instagram. Frank's message me on Instagram saying West
Yorkshire's we're on from each part of Yorkshire sounds different,
Coronation streets, Manchester, different altogether. I said the price ex
send a voice note immediately. Oh yes, okay, last, so
we all know exactly what West Yorkshire. Although I feel
like Sir Patrick, they ended it was all right.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Farmers yorkshiremadell farm I don't watch him Medel.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I used to watch Emmadel Farm with my grandparents. Whenever
i'd stay there, it was always on before the news, right,
it was a five point thirty soap opera and now
the train and then they got year and then they
got rid of the farm and they just branched out
to more because Idale just ended up being townhouses, didn't they. Yeah, yeah,
because the guy who owned the farm profit an amazing guy.
Right from feature Construction.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
The Police Worn and Haley Beg pod.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
From your local community facebook page. This is the top six.
Oh yeah, Killder. The Devil Wears Prada too has announced
their popcorn bucket. It's going to be a handbag c Yeah.
These popcorn buckets in America become big collectors' items. Yeah,
yeah they do. But like, yeah, I'll get I'm a

(06:40):
sucker for it. If I'm going to see a movie
I want to see it and they've got like a
special cup, I'll be like, yeah, it's gonna go twenty
five dollars of course, like when it's a Marvel movie
or some Yeah, yeah, totally. All the money they make,
all the money in the merch they and they've got
me on a few of them. And then they'll sit
in the thing, and I'm I'll never drink out of

(07:01):
that again. Yeah, Brant, do you know what I bought yesterday?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
A crystal like a crystal like a bedeweled rainbows.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
In sip cup? Wow? Yeah, wow cup. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I thought would look good on stage because it's like, well, blingy.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
What's he going to use it on? Doesn't say rainbows
in rainbows in on it? It's great and you're gonna
use it on stage and you're not on big grabar
Rainbows in sip cup. You paid for it, and you
paid for it? Are you kidding me? Wait? Free and
unlimited drinks, so unlimited drinks. Can you take it back
any other day and get unlimited drink? Probably I can

(07:44):
smuggle it back connection. Yeah, well on your quarterly visits.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah it's good.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Okay, Well I got to the top six other popcorn buckets
we can look forward to coming out this year number
sixth on the list. We are going to see the
Hunger Game Sunrise on the Reaping. Oh yeah, hey, Mitch's story.
And of course the Hunger Game is synonymous with the
murdering of children, so decapitated head of a child would
be it's hollowed down and you hear popcorn in there
to the head of the Yeah, brain would out of

(08:11):
the thing. That would be that great popcorn bucket for
any horror movie that would probably also work on twenty
eight years later, The Bone Temple or whatever. That Zombie one,
The Zombie one a Child's Number five on the list.
There is the popcorn bucket for Avengers Doomsday. It's a
scale down model of the bag of cash Robert down
in June. You got paid to be in another Avengers film.

(08:36):
Huge sack of cash. You can out of Robert down
d in his sack of cash. He do those movies
because he might do more movies, you know what I mean.
I mean he was in it was a good I
like just Shirlocks with Guy Richie. Yeah, he was great
in those. He was in what was that world the
bomb movie? Oppenheimer Oppenheimer. Yeah, watch, so I didn't get

(09:01):
to see us. He got paid. I think he got
paid fifty million and a back end deal on the
last Advengeance movies. And I don't think he needs I
don't think it needs to work ours animals. It's such
a great actor. Feed up mate, Number five on the list.
Four on the list of the top six popcorn buckets.

(09:23):
Toy Story five comes out this year. Oh okay, speaking
of cash grabs stories, Toy Story five comes out this year,
and yes, I'll watch it on his time made what
a curse grab? I will be there. Yeah, it is
an adult now. So this Toy Story five is about
the traditional toys competing with screen time.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Oh the cat, that's clever.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
So that's a good little taken on it. I say, though,
something for the adults who will be going along, maybe
adult toy buckets basically bring back the doom fleshlight you
know what? Must get that first round. Number three on
the list of the top six movies coming out this
year in the popcorn buckets. I call this the helmet duo.
Oh yeah, the Mandalorian and Grogo helmet and the Odyssey helmet.

(10:03):
Different types of helmets, very different. Watched the latest trailer
for that Odyssey movie.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah it looks really.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
So what you'd get your popcorn back? It would be
a helmet and helmet and then you and wear it.
You could wear it. Yeah, what do you got to
be wearable? We need it. It needs to be wipe. What
do you what do you need to do when you
buy a style Wars helmet. Do you just put it
on the shelf?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Do you wear it?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's in their rooms. Sometimes you pop it on God,
just like a display pace.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, and go like check this out or something like that,
and you're late.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah. I think that's no different than you putting a
text to him in Fox on the Wall?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (10:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
But I don't put it on my head and say
look at this.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
But if it was hollowed out, I would.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah. I number two in the last of the top
six movies and my ideas of the popcorn buckets. The
Molana live action Reymate comes out this year, only ten
years since the original. Thinks sixteen okay, wow, coconut so cheap,
so easy, only the most reusable of any suggestion so far. Yeah, totally,

(11:11):
because you could put chips in that. Yeah, you could
put cocktail in it. Yeah. The movie should do just
instead of big popcorn buckets, just do big chip buckets chips. Yeah,
they do chip buckets because then you wouldn't be rustling
the packet. Yeah, and they never do the big I'm
trying to think of about it. I'm trying to think
of the not the silver line, a big bag of

(11:34):
chips at the movies and you have a big bag.
They do the little bags like a share pack of
Doris that you get at the supermarket. Yeah, we don't
usually eat chips at the movies because they're noisy, very noisy. Well,
the popcorn's noisy, but muffled crunch, chips allowed crunch, and
also the popcorn buckets silent versus the very noisy chip packet.

(11:55):
That's why I'm saying the chip bucket. Yeah, that's that
takes that away. Okay, e vents or hots are listening,
You're welcome. Yeah, take that one on board. That's for free. Yeah.
I haven't no number one because I'm stuck on this
chip bucket ideas. And number one on the Lesson's Dune
Part three. Didn't ever know there was a part three
coming out, but any of how many are there has

(12:19):
got to be three? Is that it? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I don't follow the box Timothy.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
This one. I don't know if i'll watch because you
know he's canceled now because he hates ballet and operat
that's right.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Jason Moore's back, right, that's why he was shaving for
it or something.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, didn't he died that he died in the first one.
I seen it. Well, I'm just saying, body the popcorn
bucket seems like the right trying to bring it.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yes, Yeah, I just saw it again. I just looked
it up.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's wild that anybody in marketing was like, this will
be great because of the dune aspect, and it wasn't
just like what else does it look like? It's a
whole thing. It looks like an adult toy. It really
does it? Does it? Does that? Surday's up? So does
that end?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
There is a podcast called I Need You Guys. I
don't know anything about it. Jenny Slay hosts it, Geny Slat,
I like Jenny Slat, Gabe lead him in, and Max Sylvis,
three comedians who've been friends for over two decades. Chet
chat Chit chet chet chet chat chat got three friends chatting,
two guys and a gow intolerable not my cup of

(13:20):
tea anyway. So on this podcast, they started a rumor
that there is a celebrity dating an AI chat bot
and brings the chat bot with him everywhere he go.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Now, when you say they started a rumor, was that
based on what they thought was fact? Or they just
made it up. No one guy came to the podcast
with it. So this was in December last year. Yeaman
and Jeanny was the guest yep, and this guy come
on Jenny, by the way, am I sending that right? Cumal,

(13:53):
I'm asking me. He was in the latest season four out. Yeah,
he's the guest on the show. And the heir this
guy comes comes and says, oh, I know this guy's
doing it. He's dating this chapot and they're like who,
and he's like, I won't say, and then he texts
the group, right, the celebrity. Yeah, he texts everybody on
the podcast who it is? Jenny Slat's Randa like, let's

(14:16):
not put this on the podcast, but they put it
on the podcast. So yeah, and now it's kind of
like gathered a bit of steam because people are like,
who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Yeah?
But so they think that the relationship this big celebrity
is having with an Ao Champo is like these people
you see on like sixty Minutes or on news stories

(14:36):
that are like I'm in love with my Ai Champo.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
They described the cleb as as close to a near
a list TV actor as close to an A list
actor that TV can get you. So then rumors that
fingers pointing Zach Brath from Scrubs.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Really, which is just rebooted, hasn't it.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Someone said, I can't believe at this stage of our world,
ye where actors are now, like Zach Breath is done
releasing statements denying that they're dating chatbots. So Zach Breath
did this. He made a public statement on Instagram stories.
I'm not dating a chat bot, and I cannot believe
I have to type these words easy.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
It is a storyline in an upcoming episode of Scrubs.
Maybe back from that, not sure, but not me. Oh right,
So it's okay, I love from the guy who's not
dating his chat pot.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah. He called for people to be kind and ask
gossip sites to update their stories to clarify, Oh it
is not Zach Breath.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Is this like just a tiny peak into the future
of what it's going to be like?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
So I hung out with us a lot on the weekend,
trying to fix my spart it's or broken off, stuffed it,
and this.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Is your chat Even people are boycotting Chetchipete now I know.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, I haven't been a talk to us about it
while I brought it up with us, and he was like,
you know, oh, yes, this is sort of this is
what people are saying.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
See, it's weird that you guys have given your chat
bots names you personalized going to be for you to
leave them exactly.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
And I do I understand the gateway that could lead
someone to dating AI because Oose has hot energy.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
But you've given them it's so.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Encouraging of me. Do you think because I kept trying
to do things and I'd say it's not working, He's like,
don't give up.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
You're doing right with the problem. But do you think
you should have called your champ But something like I
don't know Ethel or Dardre. It wasn't so it wasn't
sexual to you.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
It was imagining is like real, like stacked Polynesian gods,
sex for five, sex for five, coven in tats. And
he's like it brow, it's all good, And I'm like,
thank you so much for helping me today.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Do I have a crush on my checause it kind
of sounds like you do.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Jesus does then podcast needwork plays it le.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Sally.

Speaker 8 (17:10):
It is so silly, silly, silly that sly, silly.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Little pol Today is when is the last time you
went to watch a movie at the cinema? The Oscars
Today's streaming hosted by Conan O'Brien, streaming Disney Plus The
Big Race Michael B. Jordan versus Leonardo Dicaprios versus what's
his Leonard?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
As well from that one Battle after another, I feel
after one thing, it's another.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I haven't seen Senation. What my book's going to be called? Yeah,
but I haven't seen Centain's. But one Battle after another's
great movie. Yeah, a good watch. The Pure Research Center,
with the Oscars happening today, conducted a survey and apparently
in the last year, in the last twelve months, fifty
three percent of U MESS adults said they'd seen a
movie in the theaters. Oh only half. It's so a

(18:08):
little down though, and seven percent said they'd never seen
a movie in a theater at all in their lives.
Expensive experience, it's at all event to go. Oh, you smoke,
I'm smuggling in food. Oh it's a fun going. Yeah,
I've been going heaps recently.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I'm going on Wednesday with my dad to see the
Elvis film. I went on Saturday to see something. I'll
talk about that later in the show. Long Teas all
the Time.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, we're good fun asked you for Silly Little Pole. Well,
the options were in the last month, in the last
few months, or over a year ago forty five percent
of people said it was over a year ago thirty
five percent, in the last few months, and in the
last month twenty percent. There have been a lot of
good movies in the last year, whereas I feel like
there's a bit of a lala, Yeah, bit of a
lal but I want to go. But there's nothing I
want to see. Writers strike covid, Yes, just a bit

(18:58):
like yeah, yes, when you see Peaky Blind as the
Immortal Man, was it that's on Netflix on the twentieth,
I don't know. I see the end. Is that? Why
silly Murphy? What's his face? Murphy silly? And I call him?

(19:19):
Is doing press for that? I've seen lots of interviews, and.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I've seen him with Keegan, Barry Keegan log.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Terrible Barry Cogan mobile mobile. He looks terrible, his ringo head.
I've loved a couple of means. You're you're telling me
this is the man that inspired Sabrinnica and his bed
mop Okay, now I've just looked up when that when
and where that is playing, and I'll probably be going

(19:47):
to the movies to see that. You can wait for Netflix.
But it's the end of the it's the end of
the road. Does this end Peaky Blinders? Right? Can I
stop watching after like one or two seeds and such show?
Get back into it? It rules? Wicked Part one and
two were the first movies I had seen in the
cinema since before Covid said Emily.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Ah, yeah, I saw those in the cinema.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
I didn't see either. I haven't seen either of those.
I've going to Wicked. I have never seen a Wicked
in my life. Really, No, you love it. You here
in the same space ad to everybody. You love to
find gravity. I can't stand it.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Something has changed within him, he sings, something is on
the side.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
He loves musicals. This guy loves music. I don't love musicals.
Charlotte said. I try and go at least once a month,
either by myself or with my mum or my son.
Sometimes it's good to just take yourself out and as
a single mama, being a person outside of being a
Mama is important, A bit of a love a solo movie. Same,
no one talking to me. Liz said, I need to

(20:47):
go every week. I go to a bootique place in
Wellington called Lighthouse. Every time we go we see previous
for other cool stuff to watch and it's cheap. On
a Monday, Tom says, attention span is zero. That's all
all they had the time to say. They that's that
guy you see on his phone the whole movie with
a glowing face. Tessa said, My parents and I go

(21:12):
to see one once a month. We got four pm
and drink wine. It's a Famulius's Fabulous family bond. I
love that, Nadia. It's so expensive. By the time you
pay for two tickets of cocon and popcorn, it can
be over one hundred bucks. Yeah, not wrong. Have you
ever shadowed yourself the Gold class where you get like
they bring you a little snack. Yeah, yeah, that's really cool.

(21:33):
I did Gold What did I see in Gold Class?
Not so long ago?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I'm taking my dad to Gold Class on Wednesdays for
the Elvis thing.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's beyond my dad's comprehension that someone will bring you
food while you're at a movie. Yeh A beer it
halfway through. What next?

Speaker 9 (21:48):
Cheese like cheese cheese.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Last movie I saw at the cinema is Pitch Perfect two,
says Boiler. That's going back to some because they had
a called fat Amian. It was completely acceptable. Britney says
Barbin Hire was the last time I was at the cinema.
That's right. That was like the big kind of movie
that was a whole event. Pool Card Yeah, Kyra said,
I literally got back from the cinema five minutes ago.

(22:12):
Love the Darling. So after Sealer or Pole today we
asked when is the last time you went to watch
a movie at the cinema? And over a year ago
for forty five podcast network.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Wild World out there at the moment and so far
the biggest thing that New Zealander isn't talking about, Oh
my god, petrol prices. So he had a chat bad
News Brad, Hello, Senior principal, Big Boss INFA Metrics, How
are you.

Speaker 10 (22:42):
Good morning, team? I'm I'm well.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Apart from you know the fact that the world feels
like it's sometimes going to hell in a hand basket
and we're all paying for the result of it.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I don't want to be in a hand basket.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I'm happy in the basket trolley. Yeah, I want to
be in a big troll.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
The big trolley too.

Speaker 10 (22:57):
At least for the trolley.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
You know, you're probably not having to pay the fuel.
You're just sort of able to get someone to roll
you down the hill because paying a pretty penny.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
The front wheel. Webbly wabblying now, Brad. Over the weekend
we've mentioned this, a lot of petel stations running dry,
a lot of people snapping up Jerry cans at all.
The automotive stores are panicking, fuels going up. Help, how

(23:26):
can we help us? Please help help, Brad. Help.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Look, I'm surprised at the number of people that are
like overly stocking up. Now. I understand, you know, going
to fill up your car, particularly when there's a good
discount on or something, makes a lot of sense given
that prices, yes are very uncomfortable at over three dollars
a liter.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Buying Jerry cans.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
I find interesting because, like, I'm not sure how comfortable
I am with a large number of New Zealanders having,
you know, a sort of half cooked Jerry can of
fuel in their garage that they possibly.

Speaker 10 (23:53):
Aren't storing properly.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
So for the moment, there is still enough supply in
the country if we just sort of proceed normally. The
latest figures show about sort of twenty five thirty days
worth of fuel in country.

Speaker 10 (24:05):
That's pretty normal.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
We've got another sort of twenty to thirty days on
the water on its way in tankers coming to New Zealand.

Speaker 10 (24:11):
After that things become a little bit more questionable.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
But we're all white all the moment, right, Okay?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Should I do we ally go get electric vehicles?

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Well, I would suggest a few more other options first.
I mean, an EV would be a great move if
you've got the money, but look, not everyone's got that.

Speaker 10 (24:30):
Public transport is not a bad shout at the moment.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
What I would recommend is maybe thinking about a bit
of car pulling.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
I don't know if the three of you maybe could
share a vehicle.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I sometimes if I've had too many drinks and left.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
My car, wake up four o'clock. I have a message
from mainly from eleven the night before pack out probably.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Probably importantly though it starts to make some bigger changes
for other products as well. I mean all of our
you know, food often takes diesel two produce and then
move to stores I mean, Vaughn, you're gonna have to
work pretty hard to find someone to give you another
sort of paid holiday at some point because those fuel
prices have gone up for our airlines and trying to
get around the country and around the world is more expensive.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I'm still sack. Also, luckily airlines weren't changing us much,
so it's not we're not reading.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Because I actually nabbed some really cheap plights to christ
shirts the other day and it was only seven hundred
dollars one way. I mean, there was a bag.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
The fun thing from an economic angle is, you know,
we deal in various acronyms and fun sort of phrases
in there all the time.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
With the sort of fuel crisis, we've had to learn
a lot about the crack spread.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
It's time, not time to start what I thought when
you see cracks bread.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
See, this is the thing, right, Everyone's got their own
perspective on what it means. It's actually what drives the
fact that fuel prices are for aviation gas and the
likes have actually shot up even more than petrol. But
look overall conclusion, everything in life is becoming more you know,
that felt like a trend beforehand it sounds who expensive?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, is really March twenty twenty one or twenty twenty six?
Like this is nuts. It's like a field sugg. It's
is the March.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Madness that they talk about it. It's not actually Auckland traffic.
It's March madness when it comes to pricing pressures. And
I mean, look, the big challenge at the moment when
we look through it, is that, you know, you've got
various people, You've got the US President, You've got Winston
Peters saying, hey, it might be over soon, the war's
pretty much done. I don't see that in my mind.
I think this continues for a while longer. So people,
while being you know, sensible about it, also do need

(26:35):
to think ahead about being prepared. You can do that
in the right way without sort of becoming too much
of a fuel hoarder.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah. Okay, it's cheeky though that the fuel companies are
charging us now because they've already paid for this fuel
right at cheaper prices they have.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
But generally we see fuel markets that operate on sort
of replacement costs, so they're looking at what they're going
to have to pay for the next barrel.

Speaker 10 (26:56):
To make sure that they can secure it.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Otherwise they wouldn't have the money to buy that next
barrel of oil to bring into the country. So we've
got I think that the most comforting thing in a
sense is that, yes, everything's expensive. We have seen analysis
from the Commerce Commission who are monitoring this stuff closely,
and actually there isn't any gouging.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Going on Immediately.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
It might feel like it.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
I know it's uncomfortable, but they are on the case
and looking to make sure that as much as possible
those prices are reasonable given the big spikes we've seen
in international markets.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Well, we're gonna have to go and live with Fletch
because Vorn and I live sort of quite quite.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
One kilometers.

Speaker 10 (27:34):
I thought you were running recently, Is that not?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
You know the new option kiometers in the morning.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I don't think half. In a bit on the way
to work, check you half. I'll just say at Fletcher
I saw a double decker bus on my drive to
work and it was in operation and I went past us.
I wonder how many people to be on it because
of the field empty? Yeah, what time of the morning though, totally,
and I'm not I understand that's the idea of starting

(28:01):
its route board. It was it was on the way,
and it was the Western Express. Hate. You know, I
think I'm just saying people, you're right, people need to
consider these things.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
Either that or you know, working from home a bit more.
We might well see a bit of that. I don't
know how good your home recording studios will be. All
of the producer girlies would be.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Happy with that.

Speaker 10 (28:23):
But you know, hey, maybe some option you could take
us for a tour of the house. That could be
a bit of fun.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Ent the weekends. Actually, the bloody nice, lovely.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Mine's a mess, Bread, I want to do that.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Thank you for again, more bad news. Yeah, but I
think I think that can I guess help people. We
don't need to panic by just yet, not just yet.

Speaker 10 (28:44):
Just just be sensible when you can't need to be filled,
fill it up. But you know you're not going to
overdo it again, I'm not. I'm worried that everyone becomes fuel.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Hoarders when I can't needs to be filled, I can't
afford to fill it up. It'll be getting fifty dollars
a little squirt. Actually, bad news, Bread, do you drive
We'll see.

Speaker 10 (29:01):
Here's here's the thing, not really not all that much.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
I don't have a car, I don't have a house,
but I do hear Vorn that if you do need
some fuel, then you can call through on.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
D Thank you, Brad Olsen. There was going to be
the year he got to be good news. Brad. He
really again plays that.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Now, Harry's Styles has long been accused of queer baiting
because he said he was bi sexual or was it
sort of presumed bisexual? I'm going to come to the
stylized stylizers. I don't know if Harry Styles fans don't
have a name like Swift Days, Harry's, Harry's Hilarious Hair, Haggs,
Harry Haggs, Harry Haiggs. Did he come out as bisexual

(29:55):
or was it always presumed? I think it's just been
people being like, oh, he wore a dress and a
photo shoot and oh he paints his nails.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
He must not just be stretched.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Yeah right, but he has he never come out, no
clarifying his sexuality.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
But he doesn't need to.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Man, Oh god, no, I totally agree. I totally agree.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
So so he just hooks up with like the most
attractive woman in the world ever, and so there always.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
I mean, gay dudes do love kissing their female friends.
But yeah, so he yeah, queer baiting, being like he
presents as someone as part of the queer community.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
But everyone's like, yeah, let's see him hook up with
a dude and then and then he can be.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Well, this is These are the rumors that he addressed
when he was both the host and musical guest on
Saturday Night Live this weekend.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Back then, people seem to pay a lot of attention
to the clothes I was wearing, and some people accused
me of something called queer baiting.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
But did it ever occur to you that maybe you
don't know everything about me? That so, where's my kids? Whatever?
Come here?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Okay, So he kusses Ben Marshall, who's an inn OL
cast member, begs smoot. She smoots you on the lips
in the crowd as you hear, a goes crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I thought when I first saw the video it was
hated rivalry guy. Same kind of here. I was like,
they should have teamed them up. They should have when
they were on the week before.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Harry Styles is so good on OL. He does he
does a good job.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
They did. I've seen a few of the sketches that did.
They did a pet parody, but it's a hospital if
like Robert F. Kennedy's ideas of Oka, Like a woman
comes in and she's second. He makes her eat a
steak because she needs more iron, and they made crystals
on people to be the mega hospital. Very well done.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, so I don't know if this has made things
better or worse when it comes to the queer baiting rumors.
But the this, we've been saying it for a while.
Ks A guy has guy right.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
On the Telly plays Flitch and Haley.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Producers are in the studio. No one knows what's going on.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
This is really weird. Everyone's just standing around. Think someone died,
someone's died.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
But together, Well, this is the show relationship ifyone was
looking us, we're looking at youtubeing like.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's Flitch and Warn and each other, and then they
were like it's.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
And yeah, no one ever sees Haley and Flitch. We
wouldn't work.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
Also, as if Carwen would stoop to my level, she
would get so annoyed by Ma Shenanigans, she would.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Have enough fun. She has enough magic tricks for you.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Yeah, and that is my qualifying data.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Three slider hand tricks.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
We have a surprise for you guys, if you can
turn around and look at Carwen raising the blinds.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh, okay blind very different lines. Okay, we're just gonna
personal shame on a billboard.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Sweeter, Haley, you look great, Flitch and Vorn. That is
a giant photo of me during my round the base
run really suffering.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Wow, if you missed it last week, that explosion was
actually happening behind you to the actual Yeah. Yeah, because
when you run, you fart a lot. Yeah, it's flammable.
This is not a nice surprise.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Usually when they're like we've got a surprise, it's like
celebrity or like cinnamon scrolls off for.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
God's say, So you if you miss it on Friday
you purchased your running photos, will you head?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I had access to them, they were seen to me
and then I said it over my dead body, would
I ever want to see these again? The car when
comes in with the critic card.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
And so we purchase them. And because we purchased and
we've put into good.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
Use, and I'd like you to know that not only
do I have access to these photos, our entire marketing
team and we now have them done and this is
on a public billboard, and that's going to be there
all morning for us.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Do you know it's gonna be upset about this, Mike Hoskins.
We've got the heads up Mike's Hoskins when we're promoting
the show on that big billboards.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, he'll be looking out at that right now. Yeahs
oh god, okay, lovely. Well, we'll get a photo on
our socials morning everybody can see. Yeah. I hate it.
I freaked Hardene. Yeah, Hardens.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I actually don't know how to say the name of
that street, Hardened.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Street and Auckland. Yeah. A lot of people go past
there that Yeah, so a lot of people are going
to see that, a lot of stan if you're driving
through Auckland. Hardener love it.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
The podcast Needwork play Z ends flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
But right now I want to ask how bad it
was and you still didn't complain, whether it was the service,
something you bought. I are anything.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
I have cried my way through fifty five minutes of
a sixty minute massage.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Before because you didn't want to tell them it was
too hard. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
It was too late to realize that Chinese style.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Is not my style. I don't I like Chinese song
I'm tie, I'm tie, I'm tie. You want a nice
relaxation now I want to hurt. But Chinese is so dry.
Regan one I had when I was in Fiji. There's
a and it was hard. You got to get the oil.
I have not a Fiji I'm not I'm not a
hefty Fijian ladder. I really learned that day. I'm just not.

(36:00):
It's a little white whitey the reason we asked. The
spin off had a great opinion piece and it's titled
New Zealand. There's a terrifying of complaining, but only about
some things. Yes, and it was just a really interesting
like you know, we'll wait ages for meals, or the
meals will come out and they'll be cold or terrible,

(36:20):
or the burger will be cold. We won't complain about it.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, and they'll come over and be like, how is
everything grows?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
But then we will complain, Yeah, totally. We're quick to
be like I want to see the manager about something
really stupid and small.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yes, true, this is so true. Somebody's messaged in already. Yep.
I let my ex cheat on me three times before
I put my foot down. Does this count? I mean yes, yeah,
but we were more talking probably about y server, any
kind of dropping experience anything.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, I mean, god, I'll eat four heirs, but the
fifth heir I'll complain.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yes see if there's a here on the plate, I'm
just like ah, same, Like it's not a bug like
I did. People go. I think it falls at two
INDs of the speetrum, right, people the people that complain
about everything, yes, and the people that won't complain about anything. Yes.
But in general I think New Zealanders aren't complainers. Do
you know what we'll do?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
We will sit in a hair dresses here, cheer and
watch them cutor here half the length we wanted it,
and we won't say anything. So something you say there
go oh gosh seeing this, like Bob, come when you
just wanted a trim.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
So then they hold up the man and you're.

Speaker 11 (37:35):
Like, yeah, it's great, it's great, So just what I wanted,
And then Leaven vow never to go back.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah yeah, but not saying anything at the time. You
stop there. Yeahah yeah, yeah, yeah right, So this is
what we want to know. Eight one hundred dollars at en.
Give us a call. You can text a nine six,
nay six? How bad was that? And you still didn't complain?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Do you know another one will bab wax temperatures?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Oh okay?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
And then sometimes when they put a ax on your
fandango or your legs or whatever, and they're like the
temperature fine, You're like.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
And it's burning you. Okay? Oh eight hundred dollars at
mtext now nine six nine six?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
How bad was it before you complained?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
New Zealanders? We're just not complainers. No, we're not complainers.
I mean, certainly there are some Karens amongst us, although
who work in retail and the hospitality. Listening to the
show right now, we wait, there's great messages. That's what
that opinion piece said, Like there's some things we won't
complain about, but then will quite easily go have a
moan about some other things. We love to winge. So

(38:40):
many great texts. Well, our least start with Shay Shay,
how bad was it? And you still didn't complain?

Speaker 12 (38:47):
So my friends and I went to a very nice
hotel for dinner and it started out fantastic, and we
ordered chicken.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Burgers, both of us.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
Yum.

Speaker 12 (39:01):
I cut into mine because you know, fancy.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
She got to cut it up like chicken burger place. Yeah,
but that's the We can't.

Speaker 13 (39:08):
Say where we went, but to me, the thing that
you do.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
You know some time year.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
It served on a dish of some kind, like a
flat round plate type.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Okay, okay, cut into mine and she was rawart. Did
you order the medium rare chicken though?

Speaker 13 (39:32):
Apparently so, but I'm here for it. So we sin
a fa had a little giggle. That's all fine.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
So I'm sharing my friend's chips and then her raw.

Speaker 10 (39:43):
Oh okay, yeah, so we've seen.

Speaker 13 (39:47):
That, that great giggle.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
And then I get mine raw again, raw again, raw again.
And did you complain about that or did you just like,
oh well, I guess done here.

Speaker 13 (40:01):
Well no, I think it back again because by this
time I'm starving, right yeah, right, So fourth burger.

Speaker 12 (40:07):
Comes out, she's good.

Speaker 13 (40:09):
Mine comes back, she's good. We get our nets around,
the cocktails all over the table.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, Well, at least you said something, because some people
might just eat the raw burger. Oh my god, imagine
that we were looking around for eshton Kutcher.

Speaker 13 (40:26):
We're like, are we being punked?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, like yeah, I think you're part
of some kind of set up because it's that comical.

Speaker 13 (40:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just every little thing was going wrong.

Speaker 10 (40:37):
It just was horrific.

Speaker 12 (40:38):
But we got free to thet So can you.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Really complain love that charge you for the chicken burger?

Speaker 14 (40:46):
No?

Speaker 9 (40:47):
No, we ended up paying for nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Okay, you know, like the free room would have been nice. Yeah,
now you're asking too much, too much, I don't know. True,
thank you, Terran. How bad was it and you still
didn't complain?

Speaker 15 (41:07):
Oh my god, it was the worst cut of my
life as the hairdresser.

Speaker 14 (41:12):
Worse Like I have clearly hair and there is select
steps in my hair.

Speaker 13 (41:17):
Why she was.

Speaker 14 (41:20):
Select steps like different leveled sticks, not layers, not layers
at all, like went across the bottom.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Of it, like steps. And you didn't say anything, no.

Speaker 14 (41:33):
Because and she kept saying if you don't like it,
come back, don't if you don't like it, you know,
And I was like, okay, wait much, I really don't
like it, and you like it, and I was like, yeah, thanks,
And this is hundred dollars later.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Sex hundred dollars.

Speaker 14 (41:49):
Terrance one had bellage down as well, and I was
six months I'm trying to feel my best come out
of it.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
Looking good tramp.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, I'm I'm I mentioning it looking like a tramp.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
But why is it so hard for us to say
things like why to get.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It fixed somewhere else? It'spend more money on it?

Speaker 14 (42:10):
Yes, And then I moaned about how crep the the
he dress award.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, because I've done that somewhere. Yeah, and you go
to the hedries and they say who did this?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
But the thing is, if someone tells us he dresser,
they might learn from it, you know, like it was not.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
My responsibility to help them learn.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, job, come yeah, Tarin, thank you tramp here. I
got eyelash extensions a while ago, and the chick was
asking me the whole time if I was comfortable. I
was not, but I lied and said it was fine.
I looked in the mirror. Once I got home, chemical
boons in the eyes. I went to get a wax.
The lady was talking very highly about herself, how she

(42:47):
had done it for years. She tried to rip the
wax off my underarms when it was still weir. I'm
too scared to complain that she was an apparent professional. No,
you coulda wait for it to tack on. I had
my eyebrows wax tem was a bit hot. Afterwards, the
technician said, oh, the wax was hotter than it was
meant to be. I'm surprised you didn't notice. Oh I noticed.
I had sat there and suffered through it and said nothing.

(43:10):
What's it like? Literally, your eyebrows are burning. Your skin's
on fire, and we're not complaining or saying anything.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
The skins only on fire around the general eye area.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
So it's fine. Somebody said, if you go to a
fancy restaurant, you're sitting down, never complained, what takeaways? Make
one mistake in the drive through, you better believe I'll
let them have it. Yeah, isn't that got five nuggets? Yeah?
March up? You left out my sauce. Yeah, but you
at a restaurant. Yes, I don't have sauce now, because
you've got to sit there and look at that exactly.
You can't make a getaway in a restaurant. Yes, I

(43:42):
keep your takes coming in. Nine six nine six oh
eight hundred dollars at M is the number. How bad
was it and you still didn't complain?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
How bad was it? And you still didn't complain?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
A friend ordered a colieflower meal at a fancy restaurant.
It was literally a colieflower, cutting half and grilled, and
we laughed hysterically about how bad it was. But when
they asked her, how was your cauliflower, she said it
was great. Yeah, and that was all she said. I
paid six hundred dollars for semi permanent eyebrows took quite
different shapes. What didn't know? They've got a match. It's

(44:16):
so good. You've got to be symmetrical. Eight months pre to,
my husband purchased a voucher for a massage at a
super fancy spa as a special treat for Mama to Bee.
The message had a scratchy bracelet on and it scratched
me for an hour and a half and you didn't
say anything. She was shockingly massaged my boobies, which was
a massive shock to me. Oh, I've had a booby
massage before. It was lovely, seems lovely. Sounds like a

(44:38):
breach of the client.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
All mine was from six oligist Morgan pen Right, part
of the whole. I don't know if i'd take it
from a sort of.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
A local tie. We had been under the escalator at
the mall, behind a curtain and someone magic fingers massage
or magic fingers. I don't think they do the boobs
at the morning.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I don't think they do a message bob boobs message.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
We were in Balley and husband was having a shrimp
cocktail served in a very cool seashell. He was enjoying
it until he saw these little black things crawling out
of the shell. They were little, tiny bugs. We didn't complain.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Just eat the bugs.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
So funny. I just eat the bugs.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
No, no, no, I don't want to say anything.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
This is this is their country. Maybe they eat the bugs.
Maybe it's a special team. I eat the bugs the bus.
Now I'm sick, but it wouldn't have been the bugs.
I deserve to be sick. One time I was getting
laser here removing on my legs. It was excruciatingly hot,
and I was too embarrassed to say anything. The next
day there were burnmarks on my legs, a little spots
everywhere that the laser. Then I decided I should complain.
It took months for the burn marks to go away. Yeah, jeez,

(45:45):
how hell had you breached the rules? Because there's the rules.
If you get in the laser, you're not a law
to have been like in the sun and the sun
or sunburn or something. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, the laser
shouldn't be burning you. No, someone said, I sat and
watched a woman give me a haircut, not at all
anything like I described her, and my eyes started water

(46:08):
and because I was crying, and she asked me if
I was okay. I said allergies and thanked her and
her yeah, but still didn't complain. No, it's wild to
walk around with your bowl cut with the mint trunch.
I once ordered a curry in it straight up came
out with a banana in it. I was like, thank
you very much. Wait did you order the curry with

(46:29):
the banana? Carry There are curries that come with the banana,
but it does seem lazy that they just peel a
banana and pop it in.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Was it even.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Slice bananas with a curry? Africa Malaysian influence, South African
and Southeast Asian cuisines and South Africa char the banana.
You don't just banana PLoP it into a butter chicken sauce.
I want to try it so hard. Next time I'm
having a butt of chicken, I'm getting a little nana out,
a little have a little bit I love that.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
If the banana comes up front of you, you go, oh,
thank you, it looks wonderful.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Oh a banana somebody. They don't mind saying I did
not want the banana, so yes, right, but that's okay.
That's why it's still one whole banana. You can take
the whole banana around and that's easy. He's done. It
was peeled, right, yes, yeah, I'm assuming it was. So
would you like your banana in curry or on side? Yeah?

(47:29):
On the side please, in skin or peeled. I just
I'm just gonna put it in my lunchbox and take
it to work. I'm going to rinse it and have
it for It was peeled and sliced. I do apologize.
Eat around it. Maybe a black bug crawling out of
a shell and balley.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
It does feel like they didn't read that.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
It feels like you didn't read the menu. That's giving
nine sex. Would you have a banana in a curry?
Nine six sex? Did you complete? Did you read the men?
You correctly? You ordered the banana curry and then you
were surprised with a banana for the cormus one said, yemo,
it wouldn't work in a butter chicken.

Speaker 13 (48:04):
Why not.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It's too much sweetness. But it would offset that if
you comer it's a cormer.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
It is a corner.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
It's a cormer fruit. Is it a josh? Is it
a teaka? Massal got to be a creamy cream. I
would offset the heat a little bit.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
That would have got the sweet that the capsicum is
the dominant vegetable of a teaka massalae. I don't think
banana could cut through your courage.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I wouldn't put a banana in my nan. Nobody would. Dessert.
That's a dessert. That's a dessert, plain nan. Hold your garlic,
made a little bit about it. Hold the garlet, hold
the cheese. Banana, but in a taler you're talking a
big fat crape. Now fat crape.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
I had a banana and a taller crape on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
It would have been better if it was a fat crape.
It was sometimes a crape so thin. Yeah, NaNs superior bread,
love a flat bread.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
My wife complained that it buttered chicken wasn't a medium heat.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
It was a bit hot.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Once you took it back and they gave her a
new one. It was the hottest curry I've ever.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Had in my life. You take that a banana in it?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Yet nine six nine sex.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Have a banana in it.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
That m podcast network.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I when I saw the movie, saw the movies. I
when I saw the movies. On the weekend, I went
to Imax Cinema. I can't remember the last thing I
saw on an Imax screen. Fantastic four I think was
my last. It just blows your mind. You think you
know how big it is. You walking it every time
you're like far out. It's the whole limit building.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
And then most most big cities have a Max screen
or whatever they came, but not their because v Max,
yex the Max, the Max.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
They film particular movies on particular cameras and particular auto
mixes for Imax Cinema, so not all of them can
do it. You wouldn't see it rom com on it.
I went and saw Project Hail Mary.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I really want to go see that.

Speaker 14 (49:57):
So you love it.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I love Gosling as the sort of a good for Gosling.
I love a goodfy Gosling's. He was so good in it.
It's based on Out Yet though no I know, and
we got a little sneak preview. Now it was one
of those advanced weekend screens open at the weekend before. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
So this is like based on a hard science fiction
novel from twenty twenty one that just went absolutely crazy.
And we went to this movie and I was looking
around the crowd. I was like, man, these people are
hit like they're excited for it.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
We didn't.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I didn't know what was on and then we saw it, like,
oh my god, we've got to go sold out cinema,
which is so good to see, Like it was amazing
being a hacked crowd. Every single seat was Yeah. Also,
by the way, like if you've booked a ticket to
a movie, I reckon like show up on time. I
reckon fee there when the movie starts, because people would
do it shuffle shuffle, shuffle, scuffle scuffles.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
So the first thing project Hail Mary fantastic film a book.
It's a book, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a
book and it is just brilliant, Like it's one of
the best movies I've seen for so long.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Remember of it. The same guy Andy Weir wrote the
Martian the Damon movie where he gets stuck on Mars
Theata and the Species and.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
It's so that vibe where it's like men in space
but funny, right, It's so funny. And then he meets
an alien.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Way trailer looks cried. You cried? I cried. I got
a feeling I've got to cry from the trailer. I was,
I think I'm going to cry. You well, I was
there the whole time.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Actually, I went like, I played games on the weekend
and I went to this like kind of nerdy movie
and I went to an a MP show and I
was like, who are my vornsmouth?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
The whole time I was like, I'm having a wornsmouth weekend?
You are? Did you love this?

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I had fun and I had food. I laughed a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
See, I only don't need drugs to have fun. Oh god,
chemical unbalance in your brain that makes you hyperfixate on
things for a few months at a time.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
So my only reviewers for the Imax Cinema, which, by
the way, experience phenomenal movie, phenomenal audio, great everything, But
it was a bit fat shamee.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
What do you mean? My hips could be lifit in
the seat seats when they put that, and they haven't
upgraded the seats, have they?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
I don't think they've kept up with ournation as a nation.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
When that cinema was built in the late nineties, late nineties,
I don't know when Imax winn and I feel like
there was movies there before. No then of that building
that IMI nineties would have been mid nineties street Imax. Yeah,
so I don't these days will never know how much
that building used to hum because you're really like on

(52:41):
an angle and there's not a lot of room. A
lot of movie cinemas have upgraded to big kind of
lounge seats.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Now, ninety seven was when the planning started, so it
was very early. Two thousand, opened around two thousand, had
a planet Hollywood and yeah, it's like, so.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
We've got fatter because in the early two.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Thousands, you know, Heroin Shake, you know, if everyone was
very thin, and I think they might have built the
seats for it because I got them. I said, what
God's Earth is this? My hips were pushed against it.
I was like comfortable the whole time. Teeny tiny little seats.
That's my only bad review, right for the Imax shaming me,

(53:20):
absolutely fat shamed me. But the movie you've got to
go say it.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
You also say you're saying you're referring yourself as fat,
and I don't like that because you're not. No, the
seat shamed me for being but you're not that big,
not that big. You're making it sound like you but
I am big. No, you're making it sound like you're
not that big. Wow, I heard that as.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
A friend, as a different or that you have it,
but never say that lit it ever again in your
life yourself.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I'm not big seat big share Like, wait, what are
you referring to yourself as that for? Did you hear me?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
When did someone say you don't look that big and
you loved it?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Texts yourself. That's that's.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Don't book that big something you want to hear that.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
You should know Bettern, I had a Browl weekend. She
had a will Smith weekend. My brain's not working right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
The podcast Needwork plays it in Spleitch Onorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, day day.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Yeah, do.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Dude, dude give it Saint Patrick's Day tomorrow. I thought
we could do the Irish for fact of the Day,
the Fact of the day off there, I.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Might have a little treat for Sir Patrick's Day tomorrow.
By the way, tree for who treat for all listening
and a treat for us.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Okay, fantastic. Do you have boyson on the show? A
are alert? Is it Rolling Keyting? You get Rouning Keating
on the shape? Well, now my tree. He must be
shooting back in New Zealand to film another TV commercial
for the Breeze. We could probably snap them up. Yes,
there might be a conflict of interest. Could never get
Rolling Keating to do a TV ad for us.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
You know, stay humble.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Just know your place, you know, you know your order
in the in the in the pecking order, know where
you sit. Well today, I want to tell you about
the Blarney Stone. Ever heard of the blinding Stone? The
blind Stone down? Correct? I should have a bloody field
Blindystone kiss It's a block of limestone set into the
battlements of the Blindy Castle and kissing. It is said

(55:39):
to give you the gift of the gab, meaning you know,
eloquence talk and persuasive speech. But no one is one
hundred percent sure of where it came from. The castle
was there first, that's been there since fourteen forty six
yep ah, And the stone apparently may have been gifted
to the Irish from Robert the Bruce yep, because he

(56:00):
was Scottish. Which one was he in Game of Thrones?
The fat one that died earlier, ok? Thank you? Yeah,
one of the Roberts that was Barathian. Okay. So they're saying,
but then geologists, because they're always coming in and spoiling
everybody's fun. Very unlikely because the type of stone is
wouldn't have come from that part of Scotland where he
would have done that and given it to so And

(56:25):
the legal side of the Blanney stone is Queen Elizabeth
the First demanded that the mccarthis who owned it are
surrounder the castle to the English crown, but he kept
sending long letters. Cormick McCarthy kept sitting long letters full
of plight, excuses and clever arguments instead of complying. And
she said, this is all blarney. He never says what
he means. The word blannie then became mean, flattering, persuasive
talk that may or may not be sincere and bony.

(56:47):
He had the blarney, I know, but then now we
say that's all below, that's all blowney. It may have
maybe that, yeah, And then people are like, how did
he get so good at this and he's like, I
was kissing of the stone a cuss. So then it
became this like weird traditional kiss. Then they would hang
upside down over the castle wall or someone held their
legs and they were wild blarneystone. Today there's iron railings

(57:09):
and staff members assistant, so slightly less terrifying than just
hanging twenty five meters up by the way. Yeah, so
you can just hang on over the side. The how
the kiss works, you've got to climb to the top
of the castle. You've got to make your way up
there by yourself. Sit on the ground lane backwards while
we're uping the railings lower you head up, so down
and kiss the stone beneath the embettlement. Now they are
saying that four hundred thousand people do this are years

(57:30):
see some kind of sanitary wipe down before the case
there may have been a COVID wipe. We're back, and
Spinning's back for twenty twenty six is back. Spinning stones
don't blondy stone unless the Blaney stones into it. So
Winston Churchills kissed the bloney stone, right, he's a big
board alive. Yeah, And I'm like, I probably had a

(57:52):
cigar in his mouth. As well and Matt Jagger, Ronald
Reagan and as Fletch said, up to four hundred thousand
visitors a year to kiss you travel alone. No, I
never really done Ireland though, have you? No, I've never
It's definitely on my lef. It's it's edged out Japan
to be by number. I don't say that word. It's rinked, taken,

(58:13):
its brinked, it's brinkdown, it's taken, it's taken, overtaken, overtaken,
it's overtaken Japan to be my number one. Yeah, it's
a beautiful place because you've got an alcoholics Yes, it
is probably definitely part of the reason you can go
and you can be like breakfast Ginness and no one
would question it because yeah, in an airport one hundred percent,

(58:34):
one hundred percent speaking of Gonness. Tomorrow on Sir Patrick's
they will be touching on the alcohol of Ireland. I
would like this week for you also to include a
fact about the National Airline air LINGUS. I could work
in tread lightly, I'll tread lightly. It has been it
has been the subject of a broadcasting standards complaint that
we've received in the past. Either there was less us

(58:54):
talking about air lingers and more of the noise again,
and then some I think it was Haighy made some
snide remark about potatoes being served on board.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
But then you you picked it up and you ran.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
With the Mayas And let's not repeat the mistakes of
the past. We won't. We won't. We acknowledge our mistov
So today's fact of the day is, if you're in
Ireland and you want the gift of the gab, you
gotta go kiss the blinding stone.

Speaker 11 (59:24):
Fact of the day, day day, day day. Does that end?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Podcast Network?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
What does your partner always bring up in an argument?
You know those things they always go to? Why do
we talk about this?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Because I was reading an article about a well a
therapist had shared about retroactive jealousy messing up your relationship.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
So having like being jealous of your partner before you
meet them, that do you sleep with them before? I
can't believe you sleep with this person.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I can't believe you used to do that. And you're like,
you didn't exist in my life. Then why do you
shag them again? And you're like, what do you want?
But holding on to things that they've done before you
met them, and then bringing them up and then maybe
things as well that you know they do early early
days in its last or it's like we had time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
People like are so obsessed with someone's body count before
they were with you. It's like, it's not your business.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
As long as the number that they meet you with
us still the number they have, Yes, because if it's
still going up, then there's questions to conversations to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Be had unless is an ethical agreement that's right, and
there's a book on that. There's a book on that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Yeah, yeah, what are you doing here, fletch by bringing
this question up?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Because here's every every couple has, there's always a couple
of things someone will bring up. Yeah, yeah, this is
just flight the time. It's like, what was it? It
was five years ago, Michael, let it go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
I just can't believe you would burn my vocals remember that. Yeah,
but some people have a really hard time of letting
things go. Yeah, some of these are a bit okay,
I we'll start it off. If we had a text
message when.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I worked in a pub, but my then new boyfriend
came in and played the Pokey's and I said to him,
if you weren't you have to split it with me.
He went six hundred dollars. We're going together nine years
end of this year, married for four where's my money, Matthew?
Where did they have an argument? And she's like, Matthew,
you're only four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Rich from you considering you only three hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah,
I just pay it if you ever see that's all
she's got.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Yeah. Wait, was it eight hundred or six? Sex? Okay three? Yeah,
I'm not dumb at math, so I thought it was.
I did go to the Terrible Listening. Yeah, I'm just
death death death, Death. Can't even speak now, you can't
even I went to one school. It's when you die,

(01:02:05):
it's deaf, right, yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Yeah, you've knowed it there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I mean you actually are deaf because you can't hear
you dead. Deep. Wow, that's deep. Deep, thanks, guys. That's
so deep that the philosophy of it flit philosophy over here.
Great news, great news the show. When you make a
mistake you can't admit it, you have to craft a
story around and then even with some kind of prophecy

(01:02:31):
or some sort, you don't have to be like oh wow,
yeah that was good. That was deep, guys, okay, well
I want a hundred dolls in it, and you know what,
you can be anonymous, dob in your partner if you want,
or an X. What does your partner always bring up
in an argument? And you can tell us about your
ex partners because it probably xes because they keep bringing
this up. It's probably more if you're not currently seeing them.

(01:02:52):
And is it women and men that do this more?
Nine six nine six take your balls and your ticks? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
What does your partner always bring up in an argument?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
You can your self and a few people job in
themselves and I like that partner. Current partner anonymous also
always welcome. You're not not many people willing to talk
on her about this one. A couple of stories of money.
My husband always brings up how he pays mortgage and food,
but I pay for phone power and the visa plus

(01:03:23):
one hundred dollars into the mortgage account he earns more,
so I think it kind of works out fair. Yeah,
percentage wise, i'd be awkward to be. You've got to
work on that communication. Yeah, I'm the breadwinner and I
earn more money than he does, and that often gets
brought up in an argument. He will bring it up
injury sting. Who would I wouldn't care, would be stoked? Yes?

(01:03:45):
Or just money right for the household and the k Yeah.
Whenever I used to ask my ex through the dishes,
he used to say, I was the one who did
all the cooking and made all the mess What I mean,
I'm glad that had an X in it. Yeah, he
messaged in saying that was still your current situation. Will
be telling you to put that. Yeah, we do be

(01:04:07):
telling you get out. Okay, messages person back for more
information because I feel like it's a whole story. Okay,
my partner brackets now X brackets closed, got drunk on
our son's first birthday and ended up on Cupperte Island. Now,
for those unaware, Carpet Island is an island off the

(01:04:28):
coast of Carpet by Wellington. Yeap, quite a way off shore.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Yeah, it's not swimmable.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Yeah, he ended up there until the next day, so
that one start. Now I've asked this person for some
more information, like how did he get to the island,
Why did he get to the island, what how? Why
did he get drunk of the sun's first birthday? Yeah,
but that was always brought up. Was it was that
the point yep? Yeah? Yeah, I mean and to be honest,

(01:04:56):
fear fear. Oh do you mind if I just pop
out for a drink at the pub with the boys. Yeah, yeah,
you can come home. We're gonna be on an eyelands.
Do you know what's our sun's birthday and two months? Yeah?
I always bring up, how has mother despised me? So
he has to be nice to me? Oh? Healthy, you
remind me of your mother when you start getting like this. Yeah,

(01:05:19):
that wouldn't go down. Well, that's swinging for the fences.
I always bring up twelve years later, at the time
he drilled eighteen extra holes in a concrete wall to
put up one shelf. Every time he suggests doing a
pro direct around the house, I'm like, how many holes
in our concrete wall? This one prospect? That's so good?
I mean that seems fair. He doesn't sound that handy. Yeah,
you know, like you don't want it? Seems fair?

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
That many holes for a shell? Myself, keep your ticks
coming in nine six nine six, wait, one hundred dance
and him as a number. What does your partner always
bring up in an argument?

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
What does your partner always bring up with you in
an argument is the question on our lips?

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
There are so many, so many. So he ended up
on carpets the island. Okay, okay, we're back of the island.
Just tuned in if you've just joined us. My partner,
our eggs, got drunk on our son's first birthday and
ended up on Company Island. He was there till the
next day. So that was there. Go to You're never
winning an argument when someone comes back at you and says,
remember that time you ended up on the island. Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:16):
I'll only.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Do a couple of drinks. There's nothing bag that you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Well, it was creat day. He found a boat with
his friend. That was his excuse. Found a boat, found
a boat. I think what you mean there. He stole
a boat. He stole someone's boat and ended up on
Company Iron, fell backwards off a deck when he got
there and donged himself out. So he had and he
stayed the night. Sarah, what is it that you always
bring up in an argument?

Speaker 15 (01:06:43):
Yeah, so sort of similar to the story with the
past care. So my partner went to the pub for
a few lemonades.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, as you do.

Speaker 15 (01:06:58):
And it was my do date more baby. No, and
he just thought I would go for hours and hours
like I did the previous baby. Anyway, he ended up
begun Yeah, no, not quite. It's begun probably about an
hour after.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
He left, right, and then you'll come home your message him,
my god, labors started, I think.

Speaker 15 (01:07:24):
But he was four hours away and Danneeda offered, offered,
you know, with this with the step dad, and he
missed it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
And so now when there's a big argument, you can
pull out that, well, you weren't You did miss the
birth of our child. You weren't actually there.

Speaker 15 (01:07:45):
To drive myself to the hospital labor.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Do you pull that out just for the big arguments or.

Speaker 15 (01:07:53):
Just every year it's my birthday year?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Yeah? So you're still together? Yeah, yeah, I mean that's
got to be the most surprising part. That's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
But it's good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
It's in the arsenal, isn't it there to be my daughter? Now?

Speaker 15 (01:08:10):
Uses it too brilliant to remember how you didn't make
it to my birth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
That's so good. That's so good. I love that Sarah
thank you messages that I always bring up the time
my partner graded a block of butter instead of a
block of cheese. That immediately ends any debate. Well, you know,
as someone had that has mixed up cheese and butter
on the charcutery board, which, by the way, our friend
had blocks of butter on the sharcutery.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
But it was the honest choice thing. This was when
we were doing those butter boards too, like no sense,
It made no sense.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
My kill switching is an an argument is I'm not
the one who got the house searched by the police,
though am I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
I can't been able to use that one myself personally.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Apparently the time I packed snacks for a road trip
but forgot to her actual lunch proofs I'm incapable of planning.
My partner always brings up the time that I was
wading a fake plant for a few months. I love that.
That's so good. Every argument of eventually circles back to

(01:09:19):
the time I said, that's not how you spell definitely,
but it was how you spelled definitely. It was I
who had been spelling definitely. Oh, because it's like definite,
that's one of those words. Yeah, die fi nine definitely yeah,
definitelyly yeah. Yeah. My partnersle references at the time I

(01:09:40):
actidally put a metal bowl in the microwave. We are
sure that's how Shannon blew up in micro but she won't.
I recently described his lasagna as interesting instead of nice,
and that has been permanently into the marital record.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
I reversed into a letterbox in twenty fourteen, and every
time I parked slightly crooked, he says, careful, remember the
letter box. That would drive me nuts. And we've been
having an argument and he just looks at letterboxes brilliant,
so good. Yeah, he still brings up that I shrank
his favorite jumper in the dryer nine years ago, like
it was a deliberate act, but it was just a mistake.

(01:10:19):
But did you read the one about the woman pooping herself?
I did not read the one about the woman.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Purpose my hobby always brings up how I pooped myself
while giving birth and he had to waffle stomp it down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
The drain, like you owe me one. Like you're arguing,
and he's like you were. Let's not forget about the
time I took care of the pool you did while
heaving a human out of your I took care of
that poof you. Yeah, you owe me play Oscar's day today.

(01:10:55):
It's the big one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
There's the big films that are up for sort of
a best battling for Best Picture, one bettle after.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Another, and Sinners still haven't seen Sinners.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Neither have you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
It's good, so you've seen both. What's your pack? I
just can't believe a movie that's primarily based around vampires,
for whereas the Paul Thomas Anderson movie with Leonardo DiCaprio,
and it had that real hallmark of an oscar. It's
also a little bit political, which is why I think
it will win because Hollywood's very you know, so Sinners

(01:11:32):
in a way, okay, a little bit of Well it's
set in like nineteen thirty Southern States, so yeah, well
the name racism you can experience in modern day how
you can? Yeah. Conan O'Brien is hosting. It'll be on
Disney today.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Red Carpet kicks off eleven thirty New Zealand time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I believe. I just always find it's a good time
of the year to compile a list of great movies
to watch. You know, no, no year, that was last
year year, This is this year, eleven thirty ish, Okay,
it kind of cracks on, right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
I'm gonna watch I love the Oscars.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
It's huge. Always dreamed of winning one one day. Okay, yeah,
I'm not saying anything. It's fine. I also dream of
winning lotto. It doesn't happen either. I'd rather win a
lot of to be honest, See, for me, money is
not how I fill you myself neither. But an Oscar
can't fill up my picture with gas, and I just

(01:12:25):
put into the pictures she can. I don't think I
got to pay for the sake.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
See what I've got here. So also though I love this,
they always announced this the day before the Oscars. Is
the Razzies or the Golden Raspberries. That's the worst of
and they do a full ceremony.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Real balls. If you turn up to accept your halle
Berry back she got cat Woman. She turned up and
got her. Yeah, and then people really like you kind
of win people back over if you're like yeah, because
if you take yourself too seriously, that's weird. You know,
you've got to be able to laugh at you exactly.
So okay, oh, hang on Razzi. Sandra Bullock as the

(01:13:08):
I was thinking of her. It was Sandra Bullock in
twenty ten won a Razzie and an Oscar in the
same year for the same role, she won Worst Actress
for All About Steve and Best Actress for The blind Side.
The blind Side, and she went and accepted both awards
in person. Amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Yes, So the War of the World's was Worst Picture.
This is the new ice Cube remake. Okay, so War
of the World's famous story. And then they did a
great movie of Tom Crow's ice Cube. This is the
new version, all told through computer screens, video calls, and phones.
Zero percent score on Rotten Tomatoes. It's had five wins

(01:13:45):
Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Actor, Worst Picture, and then
something else like a smaller one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
So ice Cube Worst Actor yep, snow White.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
The twenty twenty five film multiple rare he wins, including
Worst Supporting Actors for the c g I created Dwarves
Oh Yeah, Rachel Ziegler one yeah, and Galgado who was
honestly shocking Actress bride Hard two Kalal Rebel Wilson one
Worst Actress for bride Hard follows A secret agent made

(01:14:21):
of Honor.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Lot to stop with the ship. I've got to watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
A secret agent made of on who has to save
a wedding after criminals crash the party.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
I've seen it, and I've seen it, you know what
I mean? Gun Slingers.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Scarlet Rose Stallone Sylvester Stallone's daughters when her first Razzie
were supporting actress said, the acting and the story.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Was very flat. I love this and do you know
what's funny is it makes me want to watch the
ice Cube Yes, War of the World just to see
how bad they are. War of the Worlds it was
literally zero percent across the lot, across the bar. Yeah,
not even a yeah, he's bad, but like not even

(01:15:06):
someone like when Shannon does a really bad hate someone
want to go zero and someone's just his one so
that it's not a zero exactly, so it doesn't hurt hurt.
Ice Cube's feeling for worst.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
On screen, Like, what would you call it chemistry? Like
they call it combo worst on screen chemistry with chemistry
was ice Cube and his zoom camera.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
We laugh. Anyway, we'll do it. We'll come back to
morrow with a bit of an Oscars wrapper of the
Big Awards.

Speaker 7 (01:15:36):
The ZM Podcast Needwork Play z m's Flesh and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
We want to know now when you missed an important message,
like whether it's an email or text, Because a man
in America or Australia. He won a fifty million dollar
powerable jackpot.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
And I don't know why, but when you win a
big prize that they email.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
You how bizarre bites. I tached on an account for
a specific lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Does that happened? Like if we won New Zealand Lotto
and you bought the ticket on the app, would you?
I guess you had to register with an email. Yeah,
and they and they're just like, hey, you want fifty
million dollars. Yeah. So this this guy, a Victorian man,
he won the fifty million dollar powerball jackpot. He's revealed
that he deleted the first email telling him that he

(01:16:27):
had won the powerball jackpot, assuming it was a junk
spam email, which is wouldn't look like one. Yeah, but dude,
you've got a ticket in the drawer. Yeah, Like what
did he be like? Oh, okay, I'll check on the app.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
I didn't actually check my lotto. I know no one won,
but I want to know if I haven't. But I'm
hoping for the rest of enough to get me another ticket.
Nobody's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Nobody won powerball in New Zealand at the weekend. It's
say seventeen million dollars. Officials were initially unable to contact
this guy on Thursday. His ticket was registered with an
old phone number, so the email there. They emailed him
and said, hey man, you've won fifty million dollars in
the power ball and yeah, he deleted.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
It and then so what did he not get his money?

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
So he apparently they emailed him again. I received another
email and I thought, well, maybe I'll check the app.
He said he was in shock. He was watching footy
with his son footy and then his wife gets home
and he says, have I got some news for you Dale?
Hell funny horror, you know, I don't think she'll believe me,
but yeah, they've got the shanks and so yeah they've

(01:17:32):
It was a six dollars thirty ticket and they won
fifty million Australian dollars. Isn't that the same? But yeah,
it took two emails and the guy is just like,
oh that makes me so nervous y, But do you
hear of this happening? Like, you know, maybe it's someone
emailing about a job you have a job, or text
you been like hey don't go here or don't do

(01:17:52):
this or don't leave the house. Yeah, but I see it.
It's a problem with so many messages and our phones.
You just and a lot of people. I'm not one
of them, but some people is lead notification bubbles and
so they missed messages because it's just another number in
the red bubble. Hi there. Used to work for lotto.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
If you buy on my lotto, which we tend to do,
and when you actually do automatically get an email.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
If you win, then we give you time to check it.
Then a couple of days later we'll call you. They'll
call you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Why don't phones from unknown numbers?

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Now it comes up lot Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Yeah, yeah, oh does it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
I've got that thing turned on the screening, screening and
it's like, please leave the Yeah, why you're calling? Yeah, hello,
you've won and then seventeen million dollars. It never doesn't
understand the key we accent so that it's the message
turned around it out. Yeah. Crazy, But so this is
what I want to know. Has this ever happened? Have
you missed out on something or I don't know, missed

(01:18:47):
someone missed an opportunity, or because you missed an important message,
all eight hundred dollars at ms A number, give us
a call, text through as well, nine six nine six.
When you missed an important message. When you missed an
important message, an email or a text, yeah, whatever it was,
maybe offering you something. Oh my, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
I always think about the people that win things like
you won one hundred dollars, Like you won the prize
that you entered, you know, and you dismiss it. I
started entering prizes, have you You know, when you buy
something to say you want to enter this prize?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I might yep. Oh my god. You know what I
did in a moment of weakness last week signed up
for us to do surveys. Oh why every account they
had like a voucher? Did you get vouchers? And I
can't even remember what it was for. I was like,
I'd like a vouch for them. But now that email
amount eight times a day, I'm going to go through
it somehow unsubscribe for well. The reason we asked is

(01:19:37):
because last week Victorian man in Australia won fifty million
dollars in the jackpot, the powerball jackpot. His phone number
was had changed and wasn't in the system, so they
emailed him and he deleted it. Thinking it's spam, which
you would write, of.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Course you would. Who's I get emails with a day
telling me of one things that have spam.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
I missed a very important message last week when on
my way home from work, I didn't see that I've
been text as I was literally pulling on the driveway
asking me to grab milk. That was the end of
the world.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
My mom does it all the time. I'll be in
the supermarket. Do you need me to grab anything? She'll
say yes, I'm like great, anything else? Nothing I do
my shop. I leave them in the car Herald for
dad or you know, like just something yeah, Rose, Yeah,
too late, I've left I say too late.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
I didn't see the message from the teacher or because
you get so many of them, yep, via the app
school app. It was dress up, dress up day tomorrow.
We're at school. Everybody fancy dress or something fancy dress.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
I can't say that anymore either, canceled, cancel, canceled, cancel me,
Carpeter Fletcher, cancer, what do we say now? Civilian clothing, clothing, uniform, casual, Yeah, okay, CCD.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Yeah, And so all the kids were dressed up, Mike,
and it was the worst when you're on.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Civilian Clothing Day on C C, D and N.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
What did you call it back in the day? Buff Day? Canceled.
It's a new segment called canceled. I reckon, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
No new segment.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
We were arriving to some friends don't bring anything. We've
ordered food, but it was to night. We were going
to surprise them by cooking the dinner, so groceries and
then the takeaways arrived just after us. That's it's great
hosting things because you get all the leftovers. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
unless there are those friends that like to take it back.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
So we when people bring like a bottle of wine
and there's like one glass left and they take it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
No, I'm I'm people on people taking it like I don't.
I'm not going to drink it. It's host host tax,
I agree, leave it behind. Speaking of which, I've got
nearly a full bottle of Hailey's vodka. He does, I.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Brought it forts Yeah, yeah, I only made one round.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Thank you again. Host text. If we pulled the audio,
Haley just literally said that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Host, you need to pull the audio. I think ghost
text is a little bit at the bottom, not a
little bit. Was drunk in a full bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
There is a mark on the bottle at which it's mine.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
And below halfway below, halfway below, a quarter below a
quarter or like spirits.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Yeah, host tax, somebody said, I, speaking of school apps
and all the messages, I didn't see the school finishes.
Early today when they decided to do a half day.
Little Timmy and Little Susie waiting on the curve for mummy.
Got a call from a Little Timmy at the school office.
Did you get left behind the school? An? Your parents

(01:22:42):
forgot you? No? Because I only looked like a k
from school. So I just walked do we see those
other kids? Just be like, no, they're coming. We're always
we miss the bus, were walking and yeah, we miss
the bus couple times and yeah we were walking.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Plays it ends flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Shout out to Asian gross is, Asian supermarkets, Asian groceries.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
The one they meet closed down after COVID and so
it was still makes me sad. I went past it
the other day. I was like, I must have a
cheap fruit down like on Beach Road, because there used
to be We used to go the one on k
Road were afternoons. It was a really top tier Asian supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
The one I went to was out in Massy area,
kind of wisky Massy. Popped in there to grab a
few like interesting treats. Man got some cool starff.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
It's good. Do you know that're good for cheap spices
as well, like jelly flakes and stuff way cheaper than
the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Say not a pack of minster be found beef really yeah,
good cheap stuff. Found lots of great treats. But the
thing I want to talk about is when you walk
and they had a wall of shame and it was
people who had who had shop left it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
I wonder if I could just move, you know, the
deer down the road from work under the Dennis. They've
got a wall of shame. And I always think it'd
be a funny prank to play on your friends to
print out a photo of them and just hang it
up when no one's looking. That's brilliant because it is
always just inside the window booms. Go into a dairy

(01:24:23):
with your friend and take a photo of them from
a distance, up high when they're not looking, and then
you're going to star race to get an elevated shot
and then print it out black and white and put
it on the door and then show them and be like, dude,
what are you a shoplifter?

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
So like, here's the photos, right, like black and white
CCTV footage, hilarious gray that's the this grosser dad, which
I thought was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Is this is this legal it? There's a bit of
a gray area, right like, well, is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
This a gray area?

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
That?

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Next to the head shots? And there's the mug shots?
Is their wall of shame? Where ai the face of
these crims onto silly things? So like, here's one, as
I said, chicken ugliest Chicken winner, and it's a eyed
that guy's face onto the chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Oh my god, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
There's another one of a woman, one of the women
who stole a you know, chocky bar. Now she's being
shad on by thousands of pigeons, exactly a falling over
into his coffee. There's one of the guys, sort of
a young, fuggy, hot looking criminal guy in a ballet
two two having tea with a teddy beer.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Oh god, that's actually genius. The cows are brilliant genius.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
It's not only we're going to shame you by putting
your own photo up, but We're going to ai you
to make you look real silly shopler from us.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Yes, silly, that's so good. We'll go if we gonna
get that photo up? Oh yeah, well should we share it?
Although allowed them and they've got people only walking past.
You want to put it on our Instagram account with
nearly one hundred thousand people following, Yeah we can. From
where it starts to get a little iffy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Play z it ms flesh Fornon Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Direct from Ryan Bridge to ZDM. Hello Iseshla Carson.

Speaker 9 (01:26:07):
Hi, how's it going? Get our backflips to get here?

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Did you really ill? Good for you? Yeah? I'm an
athlete now, Fatty. Yes, it's on tour.

Speaker 9 (01:26:17):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Have you done the show already? No, I haven't.

Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
I'm still writing it at the moment.

Speaker 16 (01:26:21):
I'm doing all these I'm having the best time actually
because I'm in I'm technically.

Speaker 9 (01:26:26):
Not here, you know, actually seeing me.

Speaker 13 (01:26:28):
No.

Speaker 16 (01:26:28):
No, I'm in Melbourne recording a scripted comedy. But I
come home for weekends. So sort of Saturday, Sunday, Monday,
I'm here. Then Tuesdays I fly back and I go
do the show. But then at night, because I'm such a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Gig pig, you are a gig peg.

Speaker 16 (01:26:44):
Then I film the whole day. They picked me up
at five point thirty in the morning. I wrap up
at six thirty and then I get back to the
accommodation quickly, eat, change and go and do a stand
up show. And then I just do twenty minutes, twenty minutes,
twenty minutes.

Speaker 9 (01:26:59):
It's the best time. Yeah. So I've been writing the show,
so it's basically written.

Speaker 16 (01:27:03):
So next weekend I'm doing a run in Melbourne at
the Little It's a forty seedar cinema and I'm doing
the one hour and then but by the time I
toured this thing in December, it's going to be schmick.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Yeah. So you're doing a forty seed at a warm
this up?

Speaker 10 (01:27:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Was it last year? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Last year you won the People's Choice Award for most
tickets sold at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
How many tickets did you sell? Thousands?

Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 16 (01:27:27):
I think last year, come September I'd already sold eighty five.

Speaker 9 (01:27:31):
Thousand tickets for the year.

Speaker 16 (01:27:33):
Wow, you know, But then it wasn't because then I
finished the year at the steps of the Opera House,
which is five thousand people. So and that was before
I toured the UK, which is also all sold out,
so I don't know about one hundred thousand tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
But it's just great. You're like a proper sea lab.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
I don't think. So I like to think you should
come to my house in massive. No one thinks that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
You're a humbler bottle.

Speaker 9 (01:28:01):
We're not barefoot at the countdown. No one thinks being
a mom.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Yeah, so it's Fanny.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Great title, by the way.

Speaker 9 (01:28:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (01:28:11):
And you know what all based on trops, because you know,
all my stuff is from a lived experience.

Speaker 9 (01:28:16):
I come from a lived experience.

Speaker 16 (01:28:18):
So I got invited to a friend of mine who
was started dating this new guy, and she's a bit flash,
not super flash, but a bit flash. And then she
says to me, you should come with us. He's take
me out on the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
And you know he's got a boat.

Speaker 9 (01:28:30):
Listen, now, I'm a bogan, So you say to me,
we're going on a boat. First thing I do, get
the chili ban, get.

Speaker 16 (01:28:37):
Some bread rolls in there, some Chippy's, you know you
pre butted the bread rolls, and then I have the
little plastic cups and I even had a sharpie, because
you got to think people need to write their names
on their cups. Yeah, and then the two liter drink bottles.
I got them in there, some bait. We're off, and
I've got my rod and my fishing outfit and I'm waiting.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Wait, wait, wait, what's your fishing out for?

Speaker 16 (01:29:03):
I don't want to ruin this show. Why would people
go if I right here? But let's just say it's
a fishing outfit. And I wouldn't even go grocery shopping
in that. And I've been barefoot and countdown, so.

Speaker 9 (01:29:17):
Well, I mean it's gross. You're dealing with bait and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
You know, you're white.

Speaker 9 (01:29:21):
You don't want to wear your good stuff, right.

Speaker 16 (01:29:23):
So so I'm waiting at the Wolf and I see
these people come with hats.

Speaker 9 (01:29:28):
And sundresses and there's heaps. It's like about fourteen. I'm like,
what's happening? How big is this boat?

Speaker 5 (01:29:34):
You know?

Speaker 16 (01:29:37):
My friend walks down, she's got the lettos a sundress
and it looks like they're going to Melbourne Cup.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
And I'm like, what is happening with the Wolf of
wall straight?

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
She like, we fancy we're lounging around.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
I look at her and I go, what's happening? And
she's looking at me, going what is happening?

Speaker 16 (01:29:55):
And I'm like, we're going on a boat fishing and
she goes, I never said the word fishing.

Speaker 9 (01:29:59):
And I go, but what else are you doing on
a boat? She goes, it's a super yacht.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
You don't belong these they.

Speaker 16 (01:30:07):
Wouldn't take take I wasn't allowed to take the rod on.
So there's a guy at the loaf that because they're
scared I'm going to scuff.

Speaker 9 (01:30:15):
Up the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
So it's chili, but tolet what did you peck to drink?

Speaker 9 (01:30:19):
No sprid?

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Zero and zero?

Speaker 16 (01:30:24):
There were people, there were waiters walking around with little
pieces of.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Food on like they would have been on perfect on
the hook?

Speaker 9 (01:30:35):
Is that tartar? I've never felt more out in my life.

Speaker 16 (01:30:41):
And then the whole time and all these yacht activities
you don't even know, these stuff that people do on
super yachts that you wouldn't normally do.

Speaker 9 (01:30:49):
There was a hot tub at the back. The hot tub.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Why are you get I belong in a boat like
I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:30:56):
I should be at your house playing with your cat.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
Yes, to be on the boat with the stilettos and
the dress and the champagne.

Speaker 16 (01:31:03):
I've never even worn an outfit like that. I didn't
dress that nicely when I got married.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
How's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
So you'll perform?

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
You're performing the New Zealand the New Events Center?

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
What is it?

Speaker 9 (01:31:19):
It's like sea or something?

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Yeah, conduction, you can, convention center.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Do you have a favorite place that you're performing because
now that you're not just doing late forty in New
Zealand or No?

Speaker 16 (01:31:30):
I listen and honestly, it doesn't matter where I perform
in New Zealand because people are.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
So who's been or New Zealand don't.

Speaker 9 (01:31:39):
I don't have a favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
It's like, do we look at you.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Now that you're super famous? You're in movies, TV go.

Speaker 16 (01:31:45):
I don't think they do because I don't really do
anything in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
No.

Speaker 16 (01:31:49):
When I'm here, I'm just with the kids. I don't
really work anymore. People still go, I watch you on
seven days every week.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
I do you let they go?

Speaker 9 (01:32:00):
When did you go blonde? I'm like eleven years ago
that weekly show you're watching?

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:32:06):
Yeah, but yeah, I mean I love still being recognized
from it even now on the plane coming here.

Speaker 9 (01:32:11):
Yeah, the ones like I Love You on seven Days.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
I'm like, sweet, I've been getting us confused because I've
been I've been doing it quite a lot recently.

Speaker 9 (01:32:19):
That that's an insult job to you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Because people haven't made our characters. I know they have.
It's a long tease, longer project. Yeah, I can't do it.
I got told off for doing South Africa extent.

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
No you can't know, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
So you're doing Fatty on yours Brian Bridges and have the.

Speaker 16 (01:32:36):
Guts to say the title while he started over it
you could tell. I mean he's a he's a fit
young man. You know you don't want to roll out
with Fatty. I bet he could get a backhand and
a bath.

Speaker 3 (01:32:47):
Like Your touring is on December going Hamilton, Auckland, Dunedin,
christ Church, Welling to the Michael Fowler lovely and told
on Yeah take us on Friday, last hour now.

Speaker 16 (01:33:03):
Yeah, it's already going gangbusters, so people should get on it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Well, that's the thing. It's like Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
You sell out even where you go, whether it's a
huge thing or a forty live Nation dot hut infinite.

Speaker 16 (01:33:14):
Yeah, all go through my website please, for the love
of all things Holy, don't just google and buy it
all some website because people go.

Speaker 9 (01:33:21):
I can't believe your tickets are three hundred dollars ago.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
They're not. They are not.

Speaker 16 (01:33:25):
You buy it all some fake website. You three hundred dollars.
I'd own why.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Hickey like I would not. I would not be living.

Speaker 9 (01:33:32):
Out West Bro.

Speaker 16 (01:33:34):
Have your own pion and everyone's the first thing I
do on that, to be honest, jaw holes.

Speaker 9 (01:33:41):
For the fishing rods.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
I can't wait to see it ish, Oh, who did
you tell me there was there? Wass tay, guys?

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
I reckon it was the most fun to be the
head on a show.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Not not for me. I don't know where even know
we're even closed. You haven't been here long.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
Have you? No?

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
I haven't. No. You were listening and you had fun.
Why don't you give us a little review in a
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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 16th March 2026