Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th March 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast Network. This is for the Flem
Haley's Big Pond, thanks.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
To animates making happy happen for pets Fletch, Vourn and Haley.
It's two minutes past six, already six o'clock, and Hailey
has been the victim of theft.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's absolutely outrageous. Yesterday I opened I brought an yogurt
and a fresh punnet of plump, juicy raspberries for my breakfast,
and I pop them in the fridge. And then you
said I sort of have much of an appetite. You
say so, I just thought, oh, I have them tomorrow.
Get in there, get my yogurt. Someone's just straight up
eating my punnet of raspberries.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Raspberries are so expensive, been there even they've been on
special lately and they're still super expensive.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Like this yogurt's delicious, but it just really needs raspberries.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I'm not I will not rest until you find that.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Talked to gunge in the security guard yep, and just
launch a bit of an investigation. Shanne Will joined me.
She loves true crime.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You dead white woman for her.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
You don't know that raspberries could lead to him.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I didn't unless, of course, The raspberries were John and
A Ramsey's. Right the security.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I put some blueberries in the adjacent fridge.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I saw that. Now, I did go in the fridge
that we're not really supposed to, but I just popped
it in there.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I did without knowing that it was your raspberries and
yogurt yesterday. Opened the letter to Yogurt because I forgot
my yogurt yesterday, but you it.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Was sealed so you were safe. Otherwise, Yoga, well, I
didn't know it was Hayley's.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I just sort of used some Yogurtally.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Feels like the only person sniffing around my yogurt raspberry
combo was Vorn smart.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I wouldn't touch another person's raspberries, and you touch my raspberries.
They well, I can confirm they were their post show yesterday,
when you guys took off to the gym and I
made my breakfast, I had a sp I had to
sleep in my car.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
When we went to the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
When you went to the gym with the staff beating,
I went had a sleep in my cart. Tell you what,
I'll tell you something about the Ford Ranger. Not bad
for a big boy on the backseat. The top six.
Apparently babies. I have a lot of screen time, too much.
Some up to three hours a day screen time for
the bab that's too much for the Top six Ways
to get the babies off the screens.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
The Fletchborn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
If you're here for health news, we've got it for
you right now.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
If you're feeling the change of the season is bringing,
you know, some sniffles or some dry throats or whatnot.
There's a new trend. We crossing out a producer, Shannon,
because I want nothing to do with this. I don't
want people to think.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
This is my health advice, and I'm going to distance
myself from this as well.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, producer Shannon.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah, Well, you know I love an energy drink. I
have one every morning and I.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Just take health.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah, of course, only the best. My favorite is Celsius,
and I've got one here as I do every morning.
I've got the brand new favor which is my favorite.
What is it right, Impeach, So you're on the v's.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I thought you're a.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Celsius is my favorite.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
But I'm seeing this tree.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
She's trying to get some sponsorship something.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Nonpawn I have entered so many giveaways shamelessly every time.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, no, I'm shameless.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
But do you consider it a loss when you enter
a giveaway and don't win.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
When I put effort in, Yes, because I am.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
To giveaways and I lose every time. I would have
just thought I am to giveaways and I've never won
would be.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
The But if you think about how much money she
buys one of these every single day, Yeah, it's not good.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You're just about to say, do you ever consider buying
in bulk to save money?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Celsius doesn't sell them bulkud looked up. They don't sell
boxes and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Do you want my wholesale Gilmour? Should we go to
Gilmore's And.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
That would be the greatest thing. Yeah, it's good fun Celsius.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Everything they've got like chopsticks. I thought I saw Hillary
Barry there once born, and I saw Hillary bulk yarns
a flower. She does. And you've started entering competitions as well.
I have.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I just think you've got to be in it to
win it. You lose everything that you don't enter. It's true.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Wow, that's deep, Confucius.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well, everything you don't enter, you lose everything you don't.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
I've seen a new health trend online and I have
actually tried it this morning. So what people are saying is,
if you're like me and you're an energy drink girl,
and you're not a tea or a coffee drinker, I
just don't do hot drinks neither, but I want the
benefits of If I was falling sick, I could get
the soothingness of it. So what I've got here in

(04:41):
my mug.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
That was the craziest thing I've ever heard, soothing of
an energy drink.

Speaker 8 (04:47):
Well, I have just gone soothing energy drink, arguably terrible
for your health, but sure.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
What I have got my mug is my Celsius heat
it up for thirty seconds in the microwave, and I've
got energy tea.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Like an energy limbs.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And I hate this.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
And a crazy turn of Evince, our CEO, is outside
the studio right now by himself. He's moving tables and chairs,
crazy man, and I ran into him and a man
of the people he was watching me put an energy
drink into our work microwave. I didn't put the canon.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Don't worry, I'm in a mug. Would anyone like to
try it?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Hayley?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Would you like to try. Go on I'm coming.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Celsius's website. You could become one of the ambassadors. They've
got to They've got a tab on their pages ambassadors.
Do you add honey off your sack? Poo?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
And also sorry, it's just yeah. The only time I'd
have an energy drink is at a moment of desperation
with the Red Bull vodka.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, hey he's going to try and the warmed up
energy drink.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
That's going to be bad. And it's like when you
so bad.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
No, no, just like imagine if you were second, you
were like, I need to get ready.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
For my day.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
I need to heal.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Also, this isn't my had, but like I sense a benefit.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I don't want to shoot on your Celsius sponsorship personally
for me, I don't you know energy drinks is so overwhelming?
Well do you know one of my makes it worse.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
One of my best friends every day has a v
with a Barocca in it.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
That's a hangover remedy. There was a Baroca dropped in
a blue power aide and it was called the Timmy
Turtle because it went grain.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
That was really good.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, yeah, right, No, she puts a barocca and or
sometimes a hydrault.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I just don't know what happened to me if I
was to drink a mug of that, let's start my
day that way. I don't think I could do it.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I feel uneasy.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
After to so I think just maybe sick to a
lemon honey.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
No, no, I think this is my new routine.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Someone on the text machine has suggested we fire Shannon. Wow,
you know what, go for it.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
She doesn't need it. Now she's got a Celsius. She
is an ambassador pretty energy drink company. Now Celsius. The
fleet had a digital retreat is the new type of
retreat that people.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
I guess all retreats were digital retreats before.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
We recognized we needed one. Like you know those people
who go to like the silent retreat from Yeah, you're
off your screen. Yeah, a digital detox. You don't retreat
into full digital. You don't go to get away and
just surround yourself with screens and plug into the tick
into your room and there's an ipaded TV and iPhone,
an extra touchscreen. Yes, yeah, a lot of sts, a

(07:55):
lot of screens. When you used to go to a
silent retreat. I guess you didn't take your devices as
any No, but these are basically you go to a
retreat with no reception in your hand on your phone
when you get there, and then.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Let me feel anxious. You're just saying it away from
my phone.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
But here you what they say, the first twenty four
hours does feel uncomfortable? You experience withdrawal symptoms like drugs,
like actual physical withdrawal from drugs or connection.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, after a day or two, the greater.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Calm, clarity, creativity, and stronger connection with others and nature overtakes.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Have you ever accidentally been without your phone for a
few hours and you're like.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
What do I feel a little bit more related?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I mean you're so used to the notifications right
in the dopamine and you take it away and you
just like, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Don't think I've stayed away from my phone long enough
to experience the euphoria, you know what I mean. I've
only experienced the immediate anxiety right of.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Not having my phone.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, So you can go to Ireland and go to
the Samsu cabin Ireland remote off the grid cabins in
the Irish country, So no Wi Fi minimal tech, board games, books,
nature heights.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Simple meals, simple meal.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
To meal time. You'd want you to find a chto
what you could make with the ingredients you've gone, Yeah,
that would work.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'm in Ireland as well. I'd want to stew, not
a simple meal, you know, like a.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Meal is a symbol. You just pot chocolate and a pot. Yes,
but I'd like a real nice bougie one. Yeah. There's
a few examples of unplugged cabins in the UK and Spain,
solar powered cabins hidden in rural areas.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Are there any New Zealands?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, there are the top digital detox retreats in New Zealand.
Maduia River Retreat, Nelson, Tasman five hundred acres of nature,
say five hundred dollars a night, Wi Fi Todata Eco Retreat,
which is inhu Off Gred of Off Gred Glamping.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Oh, yeah, there is a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
There are a lot of locations where it's a farm
and chapter cabin up the back and you.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Take a gravel road to get there and there's no reception.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, Madicana, they have plenty of that all over the place.
But also we live in New Zealand, Like, just go
stand a dog cup?

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Can someonere amazing with a beautiful view? And cheaper you normally? Yeah, cheaper,
you're normally off gred. It's a great experience.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Do you know what, I'm gonna put my phone down
for the next four minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I just had to check my to make sure I'm
not going to do the same. I'm not going to
miss anything.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Four minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I'm gonna watch you do this. Okay, we'll come back
next and see if wait, are you gonna shut your
laptop too? Did you hear that I would shut my laptop?
But I've got a top six to write, so you'll
have to excuse me. You're not having digital and I'm
just gonna think and feel.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Okay, I hate it already?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Does that in podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
From the unmoderated comments section, this is the top six
babies we like. We were all babies once. Yeah, I was.
I'm a former baby. I'm a baby child.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
A reformed baby. Also yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Seventy nine month old babies have some form of screen
time daily. The average exposure is about forty one minutes
a day, but a small minority about two percent, of
having more than three hours screen time a day. I've
never been a parent, but I can imagine it's so
easy just to plot a tiny, loud, annoying thing in

(11:29):
front of a screen to shut it up. Oh god, yeah,
is that how it works parenting? Get something done and
a little baby will be captivated. It is an easy
way to get like just the washing on the dish
is done. Yeah, well they're not helping with the dishes,
can't reach them, useless.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
What do they give to you?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Joy? Right? And one day I'm hoping they will turn
a blind eye as I switched my own life support off.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Right new day, reaching for the course that alarm?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Will you love? Straight out of the wall?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
What researchers found with baby who watched.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Babies that watch more than three hours a day were
less likely to be read to, didn't sing with their parents,
and didn't go outdoors. And that's bad stuff. Yeah, that's
bad for babies. God, we're not it's not looking great
for the future is.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Of the world and if it, we won't be here.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah. True. No screen time for babies under two, except
for video calls the grandparents is what their general health
situation is, not exposing them for hours and hours and hours.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not good for the babies.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well, we're the top sex ways to get babies off
screens today, Number six on the list.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Get them involved in some more social sports teams.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, join the locals live softball, I see is quite burgant.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, it's taken off. You get babies out on third
base march. You can get some leather boots on those
feet here kind of a three month old is about
the same size as a met though, isn't it. You
could use it as a match, should you not have
a mate? Yeah, catch the ball, I mean the face.
All you've got to do is get the ball to them. Yeah.
Number five on the list of the top six ways
to get the babies off the screens. I put the

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screens on a shelf. These are babies can't see, they
can't get can they know it's too high? And get
them really smart. Number four on the list of the
top six ways to get babies off screens. Send them
to a Thailand digital detox retreat. We just spoke about you. Yeah,
just spoke about digital detox retreats all the ray range.
And you know we'll expand their palette as well, because

(13:28):
you know, all of the delicious street foods because at
the moment they just breastmel variety. Yeah, a skill in
a street, a random street in Southeast Asia.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
That's twenty four hour old pantsu.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yes. Number three on the list of the top six
ways to get babies off screens. I'd get them jobs
where they can't just sit on their phones all day.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
That's a problem. None of these babies are working. They're
always just.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Sitting there on screen. I was straight into a sweat shop.
As my earliest memories, in front of a banina making. Yeah, yeah,
I got a banina. I got a posh one. We've
got some I think untold amounts of sweet pants I made.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh yeah, they were quality. You were you were the beast.
You were notorious, greatest selling on the stirrup.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah great, little little hands. Number two on the last
of the top six ways to get babies off screens.
Hide their charges that way when they run out, they're done. Yeah,
more string time and number one on the list of
the top six ways to get babies off screens. Get
them back on the O G screen itches sketch baby. Oh,
I think you're going to say nature looking out at nature.

(14:36):
That's the OG screen is a window. The window, you.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Know, getting them looking out that window or on the
incher skitch.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Why we were too poor for an inch of skitch.
Only Bridgkds had those. One. We had some knock off
each sketch for a while, and then you'd just beginning
your work of art and you just knocked a little
bit and a reset the whole thing. Yeah, when your brother.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Was we had a magna doodle not an hour.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Different that dragged the sand, the magnet sand to the
top with a pin.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Yeah, and then you'd wipe the screen to get it
full back down.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Of course you had one of those.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
So I had a magna doodle.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Doodle doodles over here.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
We just played in the dirt, Oh, good old dirt.

Speaker 9 (15:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Make mad petties, you make mad petties, yeah, yeah, and
some flowers and good stuff. It's really good for you.
God's character Megandodle really does that today?

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Stop sex needwork plays It ends Flitch and Haley.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Well it's out on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I love Luis throu I've watched everything he's done.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I love he's made documentaries for Ether right thirty years
or something like that. Yeah, and you've got to remember
his money, don't jingle jingle at full jingle.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, Now when will.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Is this his first Netflix documentary? He's always BBC.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
He's been the BBC man for agels. Okay, So leuis
threw inside the manosphere basically looking into toxic masculinity and
how it's sheared online. In particular, he meets a whole
bunch of man influences who are like to be a real.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Man because a lot of people I've sent a lot
of people online saying if you thought Adolescence, the Netflix
four part kind of series shocked you, this is kind
of will shock you more, especially if you have teenage boys, because.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
This is the real world.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, you're like, is this what they're watching? Is this
what they're ingesting? Yeah, it's a very shocking documentary. And
he meets one guy in particular who's kind of like
the main toxic man.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
A lot of you people on TikTok are saying, oh,
Louis Peru is going to finish you in this documentary.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
In the days after I left HS, he seemed to
brood on our encounter. I was struck by his level
of suspicion.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Then maybe that's his game to like, wh's your mate?
You know it probably is.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
But I was also curious about this strange new world
he seemed to embody using extreme content with global reach
to sell products.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah's voice, I know it's so good. HS Tiki TALKI
HS Tiki TALKI is.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
A twenty four year old Cad Harrison Cellivation twenty four. Yeah, man,
and he has the most backwards, problematic, awful view on
life and women.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
It's a good watch.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, I mean shock you it does? I mean yeah
it does? Yeah, I do you know what I was
shocked The most buy was when they were out and
about filming with these influences, these Manisphere influences. The amount
of like young teenage boys that were going up to
them like they were seeing the biggest celebrities you've ever seen.
It was that was quite scary.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's a little per saying it just double check week.
Kids are looking at it. It is insane.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
With a good watch, It's only I feel like it
could have been like five parts, so like one, Yeah
it's an hour and a half, just one docco But
I feel like like he didn't even really touch on
how to fix women. I mean he did speak to
a couple of the women in the documentary. Yeah, one
of the influencers called his wife or his girlfriend his dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, and she's just like And then there was the
influencer with one way monogamy, so he can sleep with
whoever he wants, but she can't sleep with anyone else.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, and then she ended up leaving him because I
think Louis Throw was kind of like, you're okay with this?
Is this what you want? Yeah, and she left him
and yeah, actually, god, this Louis Throw's coming ruined everything. Yeah,
he kind of did. He did.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah, oh god, So do you know what's funny is
Louis Throw? If you know, If you don't know Luis
throu he's like middle aged British guy.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Fifty five years old. I just had to look up
how old he was.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, he's very like dresses very simply. It has a
very like.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Norm core norm core.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
You would never think of him as being.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Like any kind of fashion fashion model, but he is.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
So he did a little campaign with Nike and JD
Sports where he was modeling some MX ninety five og neons.
That means nothing to me, but here's the show. It's
just a sneaker and it's Louis the Row sort of
squatting down in his Nike gear like the most unassuming thing,
and those shows are like selling out left front centers

(19:32):
of this campaign.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Was he wearing them in the doco as well?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yea, yeah, they call them an unlikely fashion icon. Sold
out run of one hundred and seventy five pound trainers
at like three point fifty buck now being sold on
resale sites for about eight hundred New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Because they've sold out.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah, like norm core, it's so funny, Like here he
is modeling them look with it's just as glasses and
a shaggy gray.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
A little while ago, his glasses style was the glasses
style go to for the middle white fellow.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Well now like if you look at your glasses worn,
they're the same glasses he's got. Oh you've got black frame,
middle aged white fella. Yeah yeah, I mean this would
shock Louis the Roue to know that he's become a
fashion icon. I saw him once on a bike, did
you Cambridge in the UK, And it was like this
market and I was looking around.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
I just saw Jingle off on a bike.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
It wasn't another middle aged white guy was glasses.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
No, it was it was distinctly him, because then he
was over in a corner and he was talking and
I heard the voice and it was It's like when
you're in New Zealand you hear John Campbell on the street,
You're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
My hell, the morning, A lovely man. We love our
John Campbell.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Well, he's out, Louis Thereaux or Patty Gower, John Campbell,
they're ye, Well it's.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Out on Netflix. I view. I haven't seen it. Louis
Throw inside the Manisphere. It's incredible, It's incredible, white he is.
He is cousins with Justin Throw.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, but they say them different. Yeah, He's Throw Louis
the Roue and Justin Thureau, but they are cousins.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
The Ruth thereaw Potato Potato to your Tomato, Potato.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Plays it ends flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
It was the ninety eighth annual Oscars Academy Awards yesterday.
Why do we call them Academy Awards and Oscars?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Oscars the name of the statue of the statue, Ah.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
The Academy Awards are the awards the award.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Awarded by the Academy Great Awards Music Vorn, Thank you,
I googled Oscars theme music the Family Plan. Oh yes,
so we'll give a quick shout out to the Christian
since Christians and Family Plan for including me. It's right.
They gifted Vaughan at the end of last year a
YouTube family plan and I know my name. My family
member's names are Rooky and Sam because yesterday my TV

(21:44):
one was watching YouTube. I went back to the cage
where it says which profile do you would have watched
on that and it said Vaughn, Ricky and Sam.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I was like, that's a cute little one. I can't
believe they haven't kicked you off yet. But you know
it's better than us sitting through the ads all the time,
isn't it.

Speaker 9 (21:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
So it was the ninety eighth Anyel Oscar's Awards. It
was hosted by the one the only Conan O'Brien.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Love him.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Did a great job.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I am Colonel O'Brien and I'm honored to be the
last human host of the Academy Awards. Yeah. Security is
extremely tight tonight. I just got to mention that. Yeah,
I'm told there's concerns about attacks from both the opera
and ballet community. Timothy also Timothy Shallomey wearing like his

(22:31):
white hang on. So we've got to talk about that
and this must it just knows.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I I think this year's Oscars for me was like
some of the best fashion we've seen for the men,
because usually the men are so disappointing. They just turn
up in their tuxedos. Maybe a little different collar or something.
The men were great. Michael B. Jordan had like a
collarless thing with these double button Yeah, he looked great.
And lots of people wearing broaches. Pedro Pascal had this

(22:59):
like big flora thing with no jacket, like they just
made actually made an effort.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Yeah, when they're saying that when vornermine go to our awards,
when we just wear a.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
S Jendles in Australia unacceptable. That was recarpet. I wasn't
walking it. I was just there for it.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
So, and then Kylie Jenner, who has been like doing
the awards seasons and like nailing it every sip of
the way. Of course, she's in this red sequent perfect
dress looking like Jessica Rabbit. And then Timothy Schalla May
is there wearing like boots, white boots and the white

(23:38):
suit and the glasses and the little mustard.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Everyone was a bit like, come on, yeah, he's a
very good actor. I wouldn't choose him to have sex with.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
It wouldn't be my pick to have sex with either.
But maybe we're wrong in any one of the hottest women.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
If Willie Wonker gave me yeah when he did that,
it is okay Willie Walker. So what happened because I
didn't see it, but what happened with the bridesmaid reunion?
It was a cast reuniting, honestae.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
They were announcing an award and it was a whole bit,
and like when the five of them came out, people
just absolutely lost their minds.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh, this one's from me, Rose. Can you please stop
looking at me? The eye contact is too much.

Speaker 12 (24:30):
I'm thinking of leaving.

Speaker 10 (24:31):
I'm very uncomfortable, Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 13 (24:41):
I apologize.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I have been staring at you. I thought you were
somebody else.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
That they did like a whole bit.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
It was very very funny, led by Kristen Work of
course in the very funny.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
So the actual awards.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Themselves Best Picture one battle after another Yeah, which I
actually bought on Apple TV for my parents to watch,
and then I left for the night. And then my
mum text me said, we've already seen it, so that's
just sat there on Apple TV.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
What do you mean you just bought them a movie.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Because they wanted to watch a good movie. And I
was like, this is a good movie. You should watch her.
And then they were like great, and I said, well
get it. I'll get it or buy it on Apple
for you. Rent it on Apple.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
But they had already seen it.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
They'd already seen it.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
They see it, don't know the picture films don't know. Well,
are they going to give you the twelve dollars back?
Are they going to give you seven dollars nine?

Speaker 4 (25:31):
I've started a tab.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Yeah, and so they should, and so they should.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah. I was actually really pissed off a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Best so Best Picture, and Best Director. Paul Thomas Anderson
won batter after Ye. Best Actor Michael B. Jordan gave
a very beautiful speech playing twin brothers in the film.
Best Actress was Jesse Buckley, who she's been kind of
winning them all for Hamnet, which I haven't seen yet.
Best Supporting Actor was Sean Penn and Karen Colkin announced

(25:58):
the Award and then Sean Penn and then Shampin wasn't
there and he's heid like it's like, oh, Seanpin couldn't
be here to accept the award tonight. Probably just didn't
want to, so I'll except on his behalf, like it's
very shorn Pin not to show up. And Best Supporting
Actress was Amy Madigan for Weapons, which is like a
horror film.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh yeah, I haven't seen that.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, and it's quite big that that a horror film has,
you know, got one of the top awards. First woman
to win cinematography, like, it was a really good.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
It was a big couple of winning as well.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Kiwis winning costume and visual effects yep. Costume for Frankenstein,
visual effects for Avatar.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Very cool.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
It was a good Oscars. Good fashion yeap.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Apart from Timothy Say, apart.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
From tim Michelle and Michelle la May with his white
little suit and the mustache and the little boots and stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Like I approved, all clean shaven pedro pescal. Yeah is
he doing that for a movie or something? I don't know.
It was weird, wasn't it. Yeah? Where is it? Just
kind of less daddy for you? He doesn't grow like
a full thick beard. But it's weird to see him
with nothing, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I prefer, you know, may I always go facial hair
over no facial hair. But if Pedro Pascal came to
be cleanly shaved and was like, do you want to
make love to me, I'd be like, yes, that's all good.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Bring your boyfriend, though, Yeah, I was gonna say, judging
by the recent photos, I don't know if he'd be
into you, Hayle, your boyfriend sure more than marriage more
the Marria.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
The ZNM podcast network, silly little pool.

Speaker 10 (27:33):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little silly.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Dup silly.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
How do you feel about ais today?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Is still a little pile.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
I've done a uie, haven't I.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah. By the way, I'm phasing out of chat GPG.
Are you what are you doing now? In accord? Yeah,
that's what everybody's doing.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Can it always come with me? Though?

Speaker 4 (28:01):
No, No, that's the thing that's going to be sad.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
But it's kind of like been like, you've actually got
a really problematic dad and we can't be friends anymore.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
He's been really helping me lately.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, Claude's pretty good. So the reason why people are
leaving open AI is because they are all good with
US government and military stuff, right, like right Claude and
that organization. We're like, no, we don't want that's not
what we designed this war that. Yeah, we're not designing
AI to be like used in weaponry weapon war. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Yeah, basically, Yeah, I don't. I hated it because I
hate people using it instead of using their skills that
you have, Like I hate it for like creative things,
but the creative.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
That don't have a creative job, and it just simplifies
and helps so much exactly, Yes.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I know.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
And then why use it now?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Like if we're talking about something or a study that
we've found or something, I'll pop it in there and
get them to kind of break it down into later terms, okay,
or you know, how do I what does this symbol
mean on my broken this?

Speaker 5 (29:06):
That?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
And how do I do?

Speaker 11 (29:08):
Now?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
What's so good?

Speaker 11 (29:09):
Well?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
How do you feel about AI? Fifty three percent said
love it, forty seven percent said anti. It's really split,
isn't it. Yeah, I'd say I'm kind of I don't
use it a lot every now and again.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, yeah, Brian says Brian.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Says AI has its place, but as of right now,
it's doing more harm than good in the world. Yeah,
is there a middle ground of like, yeah, form me
my spreadsheet for me, but please don't kill us all
is lost. Yeah, that's a good way. That should have
been an option. Yeah, any way, I use it for yesterday. Well,
I was listening to some bad bunny okay bunny or

(29:46):
did you translate now? I was like, what does this
song title mean? And then tell me about the song
and they would tell me about the song. Yeah, and
I could listen along to the chorus and work out
what it was about.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Right, So that's that was fun.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Wow. I was glad that we're we've come this far
with technology and you're able to clip that I have
done in the nineties with Latino Spanish music, I wouldn't
have known what was going on.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Probably read the lyrics and the comfort now lost tengos.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
It just was all in Spanish as well, and I
speak no Spanish. Katie said. Socially, I think the risk
outweighs the reward. I'm also a developer and it has
significantly changed the way I work. My husband vehemently hates
it though, and thinks it soon will take over the world. Yeah, Lisha,
we've all seen the movies. It's a note from me. Yeah.
And what everyone's saying like, it's just going to be

(30:32):
untold amount of job losses soon.

Speaker 13 (30:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, it's going to really disrupt things, lucky lucky. Though
it comes hand in hand with everything being so cheap
at the moment you actually need jobs to survive. Yeah.
Good time, Yes, such a good time. The environmental impacts
is Nina and how people are using it to make
silly fake videos and ask silly questions and troll does
not seem.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Worth it, silly fake videos.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I think a lot of people don't know about the
environmental impacts. A lot of water use, a lot of
it uses a lot of water resources. Yeah, you know
all the storage that we used. That's so that's a
big Yeah. We need to work out how to make
it survive on junk junk. Remember in the second Back
to the Future where all of a sudden the car
now runs on just rubbish. Yeah, we should do the

(31:18):
same thing with AI because we've got all this rubber.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
We got so much rubbish, a lot we are just
all rubbish. Elliott says, I do love you.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
I love Do you have a.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Favorite check out the club of Boris Johnson saying.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
We play that place. Yeah, I love A, I love
I love it.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Do you use A?

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
On I love I love it?

Speaker 14 (31:49):
Ch is fankly fantastic, So not What do you use
when I'm writing various books and about just use it?
I just ask questions?

Speaker 4 (32:01):
You know that the love it?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Do you use it?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Both? I hate it?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Almost whispers I love chat.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Chippe Hannah says, are both.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I hate it, but it's the third parent in my relationship,
keeping my baby alive with baby advice. You got to
get it from somewhere, and it's better than getting it
from your effing mother in law.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Says freaking love I. I well, I like I like
using AI.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Get a bit annoyed at the videos because I find
myself saying, man, was that real? Or was AI? Because
sometimes I can't tell you'd other than man, love it?
Use it for everything. Nathan thespestos of the Internet stealing
everyone's work in information then going on to charges or
to use it, as well as how much water it uses. Yeah,
that's well put, very well. Pot You can't be anti progress,

(32:53):
but it's used, needs to be regulated and the laws
need to be quick, says Shell, and Rebecca said somewhere
in the middle. I hate the fake videos, but it's
so ideal for work. I've learned heaps of coating and
spreadsheets and it writes tons of my emails. Wow, so
fa silly little pole. Today we asked how you feel
about AI.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
And fifty three just fier of you love it.

Speaker 10 (33:16):
The ZM podcast Network play z m's flesh Worn and Haley, we.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Want to know right now, what is the pitiest thing
that you have ever done to get at someone? Now,
this is a story. This happened in December of last year,
but it kind of went under the radar because they're
not like huge sports stars. And now people are just
kind of discovering this story and thinking it's absolutely ridiculous.
So there were two boxes who were going to be

(33:44):
in a fight, and you know how before a fight
they offerly have that conference leading up to the event and.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
So close you like, yeah, saying because they are most
most people boxes, All those people get up in each
other's face, like when I say a boxer, and you're
thinking they might care. So I just hope their noses
are broken a different direction so that they can go
like real close. Yes, if your nose is broken in
the same direction or opposite directions, that gets because you're

(34:17):
facing have a big fat hongy. But you're not gonna
have a little smirch. No, you're not gonna have a
smoke kiss on the laps.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
So Stiz is the kind of name of one of
the boxes and dub.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Prowl and very well known boxes, very.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Well known, and when they were doing their little conference
thing and they're trash talk each other, yeah Stiz, Stiz goes,
how about this, invites dub Prowl's baby mama up on
stage and then brings out a piece of paper and
STIs has straight up adopted his opponent's son and said,

(34:59):
your son has my son.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Now, what is that? That's trash talk.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
That's trash talk.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Father. He's probably like fuel, yeah, child support because he's
yours now yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
So he basically used the baby mama as like an attack.
Can you stop flossing your teeth? That's the most awful sound.
I didn't think you could hear it.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
I got chair seats, all of my teeth.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Turn his mic off. If he's going to do it.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I cannot hear that. I'm gonna I'm about to smash
you in the face. That is the most awful noise.
I'm just got a couple more to go, please, But
I can still hear it even if you're not putting
it into the mic. It does like just like now
you're like sucking them up and redigesting them.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I believe I can't believe people thought I slept was here.
I would never.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Listen to that.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
There's nothing about that.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
I could not My vagina just sealed going.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Through no cheer seeds anymore. Please carry on your story
back chiy chezy anyway.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Isn't that this is literally the most petty, underhanded.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Move that's so pity you could ever imagine.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
And this is what I want to know. What is
the pettiest thing you've ever done? How low did you
go to make someone feel it?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah? So maybe you've got a nemesis, an enemy, yeah,
or you wanted to get back at an x, like
you've broken up with someone and you're like, you know what,
I'm going to be pity.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'm going to be pity. I'm going to do something stupid.
I'm gonna do something childish. Someone just message and my
dad was made redundant from an awful employer. Well, said
employer a few years later made a bid for a
job at my work. Well I was an admin. Guess
who accidentally deleted their contact info.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
That's nice. Pity, pity, pity, that is exactly what we
want to know this morning. I wit hundred dollars in him.
Call you can text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
What is the pettiest thing you have done to hype
up or psych out his opponent? One boxer adopted his
opponent's son dance, I.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Can do that?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Did he have about this boxing match? It goes through
the red tape and paperwork of a doction.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, it's a lot, and it's truly so funny. I
want to know, what is the pitiest thing that you've
done to get at someone?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yes, and wow, the story's coming in. It's so I mean,
most of these I'm all on board with, but sometimes
I like that was a bit much. You've got jeez,
what did you do?

Speaker 13 (37:35):
Hi? So my high school boyfriend cheated on me with
his female best friend. I seem too. I forgive you all,
stay with you. One of his mates told me he
was in love with another female best friend, so I
floated with her and I sit with her.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I'm sorry, what, so we've got a bisexual in our
hands here.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
That was a bisexual plot twist.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
But this is.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I did not see that coming powerful stuff.

Speaker 13 (38:04):
They're actually yes, he knew what he was getting into,
so I'm so crys to keep going.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
So wow, he played a fire and he was surprised
when burnt. Yeah wow? And then did he obviously felt
What did he say when he found out? Damn?

Speaker 13 (38:19):
He stated, devastated more upset that he couldn't get with her.
But yeah, neither of us want to be with him anymore.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
So yeah right, okay, because also running the risk of
him saying, let you say hot? Yeah, yeah, I been sick? Yes,
thank you? And non joins it's anonymous. How pity did
you get? Hello?

Speaker 15 (38:45):
This was let me just prepos This is when I
was a lot younger.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
It was years ago, okay, I lived in Australia.

Speaker 13 (38:52):
I've matured since then, but I'm so happy I did it, no.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Regret. So there.

Speaker 15 (39:02):
I used to do the coffee run for an office
that I worked at, and I disliked someone so much
in the office that I would rub the lid of
the coffee cup on the floor of my car, to.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Be honest, To be honest. When you said I rubbed
the leader of the coffee cup, I was like, I.

Speaker 12 (39:24):
Was like, no, no, justica.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
And it makes it more pity that it's not that bad.
Get some of my car crumbs, some fluff, and I've.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Never told anyone. I've kept it to myself. And sometimes
a smile and go that feels good.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
It does feel good.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Often would you do this on the coffee run? Though, Anonymous?
I plead THESSS on that.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
We're talking years of car rubs.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Thank you, Anonymous, Gracie, How Peter did you get?

Speaker 12 (40:01):
Good morning, guys, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I love these stories.

Speaker 12 (40:06):
I used to work at a bar and the sky
used to come in all the time, and it's just
always so arrogant. And one night we're really busy and
I was just clicking his fingers at me and wouldn't
be like, my goodness, just go o, we're so busy.
It's like, no, bugger, keep ordering its Volkanan oranges and
finishing real fast for me. But I've just been serving
him orange juice.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Love that also, what self respecting man is going to
a bar and ordering or a Vocan orange juice. Right, yeah,
that's right, weight stuff they bad number two. You can
tell there's no vodka in they're surely right. Wow. Well
that's brilliant, so good, crazy, thank you, some messages, so
many pity moments. My boyfriend had mugs in his cupboard

(40:51):
with his and his ex girlfriend star signs on them.
I accidentally dropped hers on the tile floor, and then
a few weeks later accidentally dropped his for good measure. Yeah,
because they didn't match. Is that why they?

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, I work in marketing and this one person at
work made our life hell. So when her photo needed
to go on the website, we photoshopped her a bit fatter.
That's so good. I really like it. I don't think
you should. Everybody should do that. Yeah. One of my
friends who was being such a just that, You're like,

(41:29):
just drag the waist out just a little bit. What
have you done? Yeah? We were at an Auckland for
a girl's trip. On one of my friends has being
a total b arch. She got blisters on her feet
and could hardly walk. I had plasses in my bag
the whole time, and I thought, all she has to
do is ask for a plaster, but she didn't, so
I did enough for everyone. Wow. Every A few years ago,

(41:52):
when I lost my job, I still had access to
the work Instagram and every night for a few weeks,
I'd log on and remove followers until the account only
had one hundred left.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh my god, it is.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
That's good stuff that you can be like charge.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
There's so many cases of people being dismissed and then
logging into like work systems and having a bit of
a mountain and having a tato. Yes, don't do it.
My EGGX husband left me. I was putting all his
blocking together and I purposely broke his nasal hair trum.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
He's obsessed with not having nasal hair.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Um.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Like to see you get a date with that nose.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I was in a four and a half year relationship
and she cheated on me, so I slept with their
mother and.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Her sister at different times.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
At school, is to build hats and would have rivalries
with the people and the other huts. And after school,
my friend and I went back and pulled down on
our pants and did weasel through everybody else's huts. They
never knew, but we did. Girls.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
By the way, someone's hot in the ear.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
The new head of department said loudly in the school
staff him how proud he was to have drilled holes
in the boat floor and taken the motor because his
ex wife got the boat in the divorce settlement.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Nice to know the calorber of people teaching your children.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Geez holes, Yeah in a boat, that's it's dangerous. How
far off the coast I reckon she'd get before she
started filling up? Yeah, she doesn't have a motor either.
My ex gave me a new pin pad door lock
for my birthday. When we split up. He came around
and took it out because he's like, that's my door
lock actually, and uninstalled it from the That's pity. That's pity.

(43:35):
My ex chet on. He was a big figurine collector,
So I brokele the arms and legs of spray paint
their warhammer, like all one color.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
You know, people like paint those little Haley and they
can spray.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
The podcast network.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Ms fledged Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
We need to discuss the fact that there has been
a sales surge twenty percent for wired headphones, which we
mentioned before, so a lot of silly. A lot of
it's basically gen Z.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Bring Young Engine Alpha as well for the esthetic.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, bringing back wired headphones.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Is it to be like ironic? I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I don't get it. It's my eleven zs aren't they?
Are they? Shennon car? When you're not wired headphone girlies,
are you all about?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Then I'm a bad gin z.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
I think now I'm cool man, I like have sex
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Wow, that's exactly what have you seen? These headphones are
like earbuds, but they're on wires. They not y not
say yes it's insane. Yeah, I have said them with them.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
I mean they do sell wire attachments for your ear pods.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
I know that's that's even.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
It's like a glasses chain for your ear pods.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I just remember, like you'd go running, you'd go to
the gym and they're just always.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Fall would be like yeah, if you live on the
trip and you'd have your iPod there and then your
headphones like that, and you'd be running and if you've
got you've got a.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Bit slow like or they dropped down into a puddle
or something into food like Oh, there was a guy
at the gymysterday who had wired headphones and an extension
lead to us. He was like dangling this massive cord
and he was on a machine. I was like, he's
going to step up and he's gonna get guess what.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
He stood up and winked it straight out.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Of his ears. If only there was like a way
to have the headphones without all the wire.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
It's almost like if it was less wire.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, like wireless, wireless, wireless, wireless list so.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
There's more people want more wire a wireless.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Well driven by also celebrities Harry Styles, Emma Watson, Charlie
x X in the UK have driven a twenty sense
surge and wired headphones and the first yeah, first part
of twenty twenty six, it's just gone through the roof.
Is it because that you don't have to remember to
charge them? Well, they asked a lecturer at a university.

(46:15):
I don't know why. I'm just trying to think why
they asked him. But they've they've quoted someone. Maybe he's
a I don't know, it's what a sociologist or a
expert or technologist. They are yearning for an idolized version
of the past. Y two k fashion has been making
a comeback on like disposable cameras. On the wise, everybody's

(46:38):
using those and the vintage like cyber shines.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Yeah, gen Z is just messaged in.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh yeah, I'd like to stand them for taking the
time they were exactly they were going to call us
on the phone, but that scared them. I'm a gen
Z here, and they are used as an accessory because
it makes an outfit look good? Is it because of
that early white two ks did expects adds to them?
It does?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Right, So I say that.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Better for your health. I'd like to hear more about that.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I don't think so. We make our students at high
school have wired headphones because of the cell phone band,
meaning we're trying to limit bluetooth. Another reason they say
is that because we talked about how I came up
with selling those almost iPod esque MP three players. Yes,
is that that is a way as well for people
to digital or to remove screen time. Is just having
a dumb.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Having like ten songs on a lister, Yeah, exact plugged thing.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
But also it's just basically the big nostalgia buzz. The
wires are back.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I hate that what I had is now nostalgia because.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
That means you, like say, it sicked over say it?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I'm oh with M podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (47:46):
Ms fledged Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Haley's version.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
Song sung with different lines.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Welcome back to Haley's version Second of the yearly addressing
the fact that it is Saint Patrick's day to day.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Which I believe we celebrate because of Patrick Dempsey from
Gray's Anatomy.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yes, correct, correct, he drove the snakes in Ireland?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yes he did.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Do we never earn his snakes in Ireland?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
It's great ruse there from Classics and Pets. Yeah, Ginnis,
wasn't it really? Yeah, stay tuned Infect of the Day?
Oh yes, about the Irish all week, I was gonna say,
I thought this would be a good time to look
up our ancestry dot Com for a fresh hot take
on because you know, I used to be a little

(48:36):
bit Iberian peninsula and took away your Iberian Scandinavian and
I've just got more and more whiter as ancestry dot
Com is updated, and it's very upsetting.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
My Irish has always been quite long, very Scottish.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah, I got I've got the scott I got the
Scottish that bleeds into Ireland.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
All up, all up, you know, sixty percent, honey logan.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I was hoping for some kind of hot Spanish or
brown passport, you know, yeah there one day. There's no
brown in this guy. There's no there's none.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
I've got plenty, but it didn't come out of my face.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Sucks, okay, so my region I am minute, it didn't
come out of your face.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I mean I'm not very malory on the face, and
that one percent Hawaiian is absolutely lost on me.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Right, yeah, but you do go very sun casseed. I
do go to sun Case and the pook on is
second to none.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Well, I'm nine percent Irish, Irish celebrate Irish. What are
you pure Irish? I'm like sixteen percent? And then I've
got this green bit that goes over Scotland and Northern Ireland. Yeah, right,
so that's another fiery Irish.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
You know, I'm from Scotland, Scottish and mighty but five
percent Irish, which means that I can make fun of
the Irish.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Is that why we just did that?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
No? No, I'm not making fun of the Irish. The
thing that I love.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Culture is not your costume.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Well, I actually am wearing an orange of green and
a white.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
For the bar again. Culture is not your costume.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
What do you want me to hear in a bloody
grass skirt with a tarmac on as that would be
more fitting, It would be more fishing, It'd probably kill,
would be more fitting.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
No, but you know I love Irish men, the Irish accent.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Wow, Carwen's twenty three percent Irish. She's just popped into
the check.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Oh my god, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes. I will say that
this Hailey's version is does not mentioned potatoes once, and
that is because we once got in trouble, yes, for
making a joke about potatoes and Irish and it was
a famine hate.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
I shan't go there again.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I'm aware of it.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
I'm five percent Irish.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
So no, what I'll be looking for today on Saint
Patrick's Dale the genuine Irish lands because you know I
love an Irish boy, Yes, you do. And if I
was to nab myself an Irish boy, then that would
make me a Galway girl. So this is Haley's version
of insurance Galway girl. And there's a little cord because
it comes in quite hard. Okay, heard Tilly's version? Well,

(51:05):
two three four? If you play the fiddle and you
are a man. Chances are you on an Irish lad.
It's your lucky day because I have a plan, So
follow along if you can. Today are Saint Patrick's Day,
and I already know the center of Tan is gonna
be a shit show. Red face lads around six pint steep,
silly hats on their heads and jendles on their feet.

(51:25):
Choosing to would day that means nothing to them, just
an easy excuse to get pissed with their friends harby
sniffing round, sifting through the scraps for a genuine six
foot Irish chap. If you're from the land of Fiddley,
d lucky little U, you can diddle me. Take me
to your home men, teach me how to dance the
one where they don't move their hands. I want to
be your go way girl. They just moved their little feet,

(51:48):
don't they. I'm willing to move across the world. I'm
talking ginger beer, the light blue eyes, big Irish arms
and skinny Irish eyes.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
If your colored for well.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Up on mescal, You're about to have yourself a little
bit of Hailey sprow. Just sing with me the cranberries
and make me a stew My own Potter girl would
be exclusively for you. If you say hello love straight
to my face, I'll be on the next air Liga's
flight to your place. If you play the fiddle and
you're from my year land, chances are you can fiddle
in my pants pulling sad. Split that g because next boy,

(52:21):
you're gonna split me. I wanna be a go way girl. Wow,
give a little cutie girl a world. If you already
have an Irish girl, she can also come or give
her able.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
That is Hailey's motion.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Cool my girl, love it, love it now.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Listen in the group chat, I did say it was
a little bit racer.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
You're dead. I don't happen so far we ward happy
Saint Patrick's day.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
And if you are Irish nine six nine sex, should
we get some Irish.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Actions on the stage an Irish accents?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Hello? Or maybe if you are Irish, just some feedback
on that Hayley's version.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
I'll take it nine fod or bad.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Maybe an apology if needed. We can we can make
that happen absolutely, But she's gonna hate with an Irish
guy rings u and growlser.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
What iris by growling me? Oh no, oh no, tell
me off. What's he going to do? Punish me?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Clear, I'm going to need a sprint from mocking the
orish I've ben does that?

Speaker 10 (53:49):
M podcast needwork plays ms flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Some feedback on Haley's version there any Irish hotties message girl?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Someone said, my dad a raging irishman who no one
can understand. Despite living in New Zealand for forty years,
the green fifty percent fully approves of the message. Realistically,
who doesn't want to be okay, I don't read that.
My ten year olds asking what it did? Ling is
it's just an Irish you put And someone said love that.

(54:24):
Kids have got lots of questions, Hailey, Can I have
your numbers so you can answer those?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Well, actually that's your responsibility.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
As a parent. It just gives them on the phone
now and well, well.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Answer them as any in all questions.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
You don't mind the answer, but I'll give it.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
You've got a lie when you're talking. Do you have
to lie to children? I've been telling the truth.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Oh god, that stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yesterday I got an email and I thought it was spam. Okay,
I seen this in the question. You were still at
work when you got this email, as I recall, No,
it was the group check because remember I just left shows.
I just left, and I couldn't believe it. And I
was like this.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Again asking you to be a model for their fitness filming.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
As everybody, I always get the no, I'm the first
one to get the email to be in the class
to ask everyone. Hailey just as jealous because she doesn't
get that what was the latest class?

Speaker 9 (55:21):
Time?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Is because you haven't been going enough. They've not only
asked the regulars, right, yeah, I am back's yeah video,
they asked you to be in the background of just
a class. They filmed the classes all the time and
mingas can cycle or something.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yeah, yeah, mingers RPM wow them RPM stands for RP
Mingers yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Revs per Well, anyway, it wasn't an email from the gym.
It was an email from my bank, a SB. And
they see it and it's like the subject is an
important message from ASB and I'm just like what it's
giving gold Stein's back, remember.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Goldealing and find out what makes their banks so good?

Speaker 2 (56:07):
And it says, cure de Carl. We're reaching out to
let you know that tomorrow you'll be receiving a payment
from ASB for five hundred and seventy one dollars eighty
two cents.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
That's a nice amount.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
And I was like what, And it goes on to say,
this payment will appear as ASB credit on your statement.
No action is required from you. This money will be
yours to keep. I'm like, scam. What is a scam?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Just click this link in circuit contact detail.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
It doesn't. It just says this payment is part of
a settlement process followed by a court approved class action
further community, A further communication with more detailed information will
be sent to you shortly. And yet there's news stories
about it. They have agreed to settle one hundred and
thirty five point six million dollars to resolve the fact
that they breached the credit contracts in Consumer Finance Act.

(56:56):
So because I had a mortgage with them, and it's
between twenty fifteen and twenty nineteen, okay.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Because when you because I also I have my mortgage
with ASB, and so I'm an ASB customer and with
my money, but I was I only I joined them after.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
That and then they clicked on who it's from, and
it's definitely from them.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
So no action required.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
No, this is going to be free money. I love that.
This is like girl math Wow. But like so like
it's free money, it's money, you're counting on it. I'm
not counting going to be.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Fun money exactly? What about ninja creamy?

Speaker 6 (57:34):
What?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
And Thenamy's one and I'm assuming we get she had
custody of that, like the slushy, I've.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Got custody at the of the slushy at the moment. No,
the slushy, she had custody the creamies.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Just me, can we just pause the slushy machine when
I gave it because we have joined custody if you've
just joined the show, flich One and Hailey, we co
parent the ninja slashing. When I gave it, I give
the slushy, I take it out for McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Dead Disney slush.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Is getting chunky and it's going to be really hard
to deal with and puberty, so we need to talk
about that as a family, you know. But when I
gave worn the slushy last time, I gave it a
rints Max.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
The plastic thing that the slush like watermarked. Yeah, you've
got to clean it.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Back to me shop ready?

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Oh really?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I took it very serious. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's made
of chocolate coconut milk slushy. Yeah right.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
I was like, those are not flavors you want left behind.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Sorry, but if you are not going to treat the
ninja slush respect, we are going to going to get
a cord order for for custoder yea. In fact, here's
yoursel to the family cord you've got. You received your summons,
been summons. We're going for full shared customers.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
What are you going to do with this money?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I've got free money.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Fun can we can you take your busts out for dinner?

Speaker 4 (58:57):
I got an email from my bank yesterday.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I mean that my fixed rates come into an end
and it's going to cost me more.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
It's not a fun it's not.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
It's not a fun break that's some fun thing to
talk about it all. No, that's just that's we're saying.
I also keep getting emails from banks that I don't
belong to. I think those are the scam ones. The
scam ones. When some money in your account, I'm like, yeah,
cool man, you're the bank. You know what the account
has just putting in what you've got the.

Speaker 10 (59:26):
Z M podcast network play z MS flesh Onorn and Haley.

Speaker 9 (59:31):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day, Day, Dodd do.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
It's Irish week at Fact of the Day because it'
Saint Patrick's Day today, Happy Saint Patrick's Day. To the
seller for those that celebrate, to those at celebrate today,
we're talking Irish beers because a few will be purchased
and polished off. Yes today. Ah and I've got the
top five beers by selling in Ireland. Number five Smith

(01:00:07):
wits it's a classic Irish red ale.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Spinbirds in the seventeen hundreds.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Four cause that surprised me, not the cause an Irish band,
cause as a major seller.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Number three kill Kenny Guinness.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Isn't that amazing? The most iconic Irish point and often
because it tastes disgusting? Yeah, I said, yeah, I said it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
It is. You heard me, delicious, It's light all right,
Raspberry Cruiser.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Excuse me. I'll take a Raspberry Cruiser over Aguinness any day.
A bitch a long white raspberry, okay? What about a
room temperature long white versus a nice cool premier Guinness.
Add a couple of ice cubes, okay. Jesus number toes
ice cubes, number two's drink cask wine and Guinness. Really

(01:00:58):
it's so good, No, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
I was going to grab us one born because I've
got a couple of Guinness zeros in the f one
of the best zero beers. Not about bar got a
couple of ginn of zeros, bring them in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
So Budweiser is the second highest selling beer in Ireland,
which makes me really want to roll around in my
Irish grave in did you one day? We're rolling around
in my grave On this one, I'll be.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Blowing around on my beach because they scatter my ashes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
I'll blow around. That should be the ashes version of
rolling in the grape. He'll be blowing on the beach somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Yeah, he say that forn to be bloody blowing on the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Beach, blowing on the beach. Heineken is the most sold
beer in Ireland. Kel Kenny's not a Hi Kenny's not
even on the list. I would have thought that was
a little Guinness cousin. So I want to tell you
a little bit more about Guinness. Because the perfect time
to pour a Guinness is one hundred and nineteen point
five seconds. That's how long it takes. Now, if you've

(01:01:52):
ever ordered a Guinness, they'll often say, we'll just bring
it over to you because they've got to do it
in two parts, unlike my long white rasp Breeze, which
are straight from the approach. And yeah, and you've got
them there, you taping paint and you want a glass
drinking out of the bottle like that, So it's it's
Most beers are carbonated with carbon dioxide, and Guinness uses

(01:02:15):
nitrogen and carbon dioxide as a mix. And the bubbles
are much smaller, which creates the smooth, creamy texture of
a delicious creamy pine right and that dense white foam
head that Guinness is famous for. So three quarters fall
at a forty five degree angle and then you let
it sit and that's when it appears that the bubbles
are sinking. Here's what they found out. The bubbles are
sinking at the side, but going up in the middle.

(01:02:36):
And by the time I'm waiting for you guys have
finished my long, long white get Away, we're waiting for
the perfect poor and then it lets it separate it
and then and then the bartender tops it up for
the for the bit on the top to create the
perfect head. And then of course you've got to try
to you've got to try to split the g which
is where you drink it down to the crossbar of

(01:02:58):
the Guinness. I nailed it after the it's gonna say
marathon eight five k round the Yeah, yeah, the first.
So yeah, that's the idea is you drink on your
first go right down to the perfect line across them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
So that's what you're going to appreciate today.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
And all I ask is a bit of appreciation for
the perfectly poured pint, delicious crown of pint. I'm about
a finger and a half of head on the on
the top of the dinner like that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
More.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Sometimes you get too much and you're like, but then
when then when there's none, I'll take it back. I'll
take it back and be like, don't get down on
a raspery long white. I'll tell you that you don't
get to the head on that you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
You don't getting any here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You're not getting any head if you're drinking a raspberry.
You don't deserve any.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
My favorite is when they pour the froth and then
when the tap store and they do the clover in
the phone. But you're sharing at the hoopin she does
a good one shared at Hoo Sharing the Hoop.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Shout out, shout out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
If you're getting a goodness poured today at the Hoodpie
and west Auckland, Sharon should be doing it because she
does the clover on chance and we run of her feet.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Today and she give her a wish her a happy patties.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
So today's fact of the day is Ireland isn't even
the best selling beer. Sorry, Guinness isn't even in the
best selling beer in Ireland. It comes in sadly at
place number three.

Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day Day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
The z M Podcast Network play z m's flesh Worn.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
And Haley, I wanted to right now, what is the
yuckiest thing about your partner?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Let you love them, you're with them, you absolutely love
them and or put up with them whatever it is. Yeah, yeah,
but what is the one thing you're just like?

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Oh man, just this whole story is grims from Metro
yuck is different into an air k a ya you
can put up with, but an next a real like
I can't shake this. Yeah, very specific and it can
be anything, but y is like Haley's behavior, Hailey's pants,
my shorts, your paint shorts, saggy, crusty, two big, awful, faded, dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Or like a hamit they have. It's not an it's
it's just a but you put up with that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
So a woman was sharing on the how I Do
It thread, which is like, you know, it's all kind
of focused around sixty electivities. She's forty three and she's
been dating her partner who's sixty five, only for three months,
so and only for three months, but as adults.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's one of those age gifts. We're like,
it's massive, and he's entering retirement. And see rich is
he rich?

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I'm tbusy?

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Can I can I fathom? I guess yes, I think
I think you might be.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Well, this doesn't give rich his behavior. Enticed by his
good looks, we've got a silver fox. He had charm
and intelligence. She fell for him, but there's one problem.
They despite staying the night at each other's house all
the time, after three months, have not had sex, and
she blames his disgusting night shirt, which she says is

(01:06:20):
utterly revolting. She said it's a major turn off and
she can't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Sleepover.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
And she said that they stay three to four nights
together awake, and she has She claims she has a
very high sex drive.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
But she but looking at him, She's like, I cannot
do this now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
I don't think it's the sure. I think she's pretending
she likes sex.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
She also he works different hours.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
He gets up early, and one day he came home
late and she walked into the room and he was
smoking in sight. Okay, She went over and opened up
the windows and was like, I didn't choose to be
an house full of smoke, so you can absolutely do that.
He lied about smoking on hinge, by the way, that's
how they met on an air right. He and because

(01:07:08):
he always smokes inside in his night shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
He sounds gross.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
It stings, This sounds disgusting. How del She says, he
comes to bed it's like a long night shirt. He
comes to bed tressed like wee Willie Winky, like a
character from a Dickens film.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
You know, like Christmas. You know that Christmas table.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
When they were all in bed in the original Willy Wonka.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Yeah, he's giving Big Grandpa Joe is She said.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
The one thing worse than seeing him walk into the
bedroom wearing it is seeing him sit about in it all. Okay,
it revolts me and I can barely look at her anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Well, this is what we want to know this morning.
I like hundred dance at him text nine six nine six.
You can be anonymous as well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yeah, what is just the yuckest bit about your partner?
It could be behavior, could be like a keeping thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Can you read one to start? Yeah? But do you
think just before you do it it's going to be
all women texting and about it. There's a couple of
men who messaged in free a woman pooped on the
work totlet floor on the floor member not long ago,
and it was a woman. That would be something you'd
find yak about your partner if they were dropping it
on the floor constantly, that it'd be over in a second. Okay,
read that one, am I now X As of yesterday

(01:08:26):
after seven years, sat at a computer sucking his thumb
or the other hand was up as shorts casually fondling
as balls for hours.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Don't switch his hands.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
I'm sorry. How did she last years?

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Was this guy with a thumbsucking ball fondler? Oh my god,
that was so close to swearing. I got really scared.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Okay, I wait, hundreds in nine sets nine.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Six, What is the yuckest thing about your partner?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Pretty cool? Reading all these things you find yack about
your partner when I do like ninety percent of them.
One corn flosses his teeth and bed at night beside
me makes me want of bomb.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Lost it at you before my past, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Maybe I will just like move to Thailand and just
have less expenses, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
I mean, and just go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
His feet, my feet. It pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
I had to point at your toes in a meeting yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
This me he had this like wide curling toe.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Now that's like sort of flattened out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Yeah, it does that. I've trimmed them today for you, though.
And I also trimmed that toe that I kicked on
something I didn't ever know I've done, and I knocked
the nail off. That's starting to look a little bit
more human again. My partner picks his toenails. Guilty, guilty,
all these things you do. He refuses to get rid
of his holy andes. Yep, those are still good for
sleeping in.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
I don't next to you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I don't chew on my toenail clippings. Somebody said, yeah, kidding, Violet,
Good morning. What was the yack thing about your partner?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 12 (01:10:05):
He texts his nose and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
He ate.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Duty. Wait does he? Does he kiss you with that
mouth too, Violet? I try not to, but sometimes, oh yeah, right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Why is he eating it? Have you asked why he
does that?

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
It's just heav he I put.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
My nose, for sure, that's one of my dauty, but
I'm not eating it. I'm always picking my nose. He's
got a fleck, or wipe it away. It's not going
on the mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
You wiping them on George's chair, don't you? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (01:10:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
And I leave a little bit on the mic for breethe.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Violet, thank you, Anonymous. What is the yack thing about
your partner? Yesh Hi? Good morning, Hi Anonymous. Hi.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
So it's not my partner now, it's an ex partner.
So he split up for like a month or two,
and then we got back together, and I finally went
back over to his house to stay the night, and
then I noticed that I can't remember what it was
it was on the plate, but he had something that
had been sitting left so long that literally tentacles of

(01:11:11):
mold was growing from the plate across the light bedside table,
and I was just, oh my god.

Speaker 13 (01:11:18):
I was like what and I gym.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Yeah, what are you doing yourself? This is how the
next pandemic starts? Is this guy's bed droom? Yeah? So
did you break up with them? Soon after that?

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
I should have heard some stuff, but no, it stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
It stopped.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
But I was just like, what has.

Speaker 13 (01:11:37):
Been going on since I've been gone?

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah? Some of these messages like thank you anonymous, the
signs that don't wash his sheets? Yeah. So somebody said
they moved in with their partner in December twenty twenty
four and they slept in separate rooms.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Because of different work schedules.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Yep, about the room he was and he only washed
his bed sheets once between the December and the following October,
and they were washed by her because she was just like,
this is disgusting. You should be washing those. But do
you grow up and you know you wash your sheets
every week or whatever at home? Like then when you
move out, don't you think to yoursel I better do
that too.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
It's like a habit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
It's not that hard.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
You peel them, if you shove them in, you put
them on the dry and you put them back off.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
I need to get these manos, their influences teaching young
men about crypto and bed sheets and dishes.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, you know women are washer Women are a lesser species.
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Well keep your nine six nine cents. I wait, hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
In stretches of what I don't understand. What do you mean,
stretches what your husband stands there? Stretches as button ball
so loud it drives me nuts. Stretch your button balls.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
We want to know now the grossest thing about your partner.
I mean, you still love them, but the gross Yeah, yeah,
we love them. Yeah, or maybe it's an X you
want to dob and man. Some of these are. I
don't know how people put up with them. You remember
the other day when we were talking and we had
a phone and topic and the part they said their
partner owed them six hundred dollars or they want six
hundred dollars in the pokeys and they said they were
entitled to half of it. Yes, I've heard from her again.

(01:13:12):
She's back to complain again against Matthew, not looking good
for Matthew to her phone and topics in a week. Dude,
that's the sign of his toenails are disgusting. Could at
least use the money you owe me to cut the math.
You could climb a tree with those bad boys.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Joined us for tomorrow's phone. And when did you know
it was time to leave?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Yeah? When was it time to ditch Matthew? My partner's
not all so bad. I end up on the couch
most nights with the animals. Now you need a sleep divorce. Yeah,
I've purchased ear buds loop earbuds. Hates to try and
just be able to sleep in the same bed, but
I can't. I can still hear them from the lounge.
It makes me flinch, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Yeah, there's things you can do, do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
I saw the other day. You can get like you
go to and I think you go to audiologists. You
can get like molded ear plugs, oh for your exacs
and ear before and it's like and it fits. They
fit in perfectly, So that could be an option. I
don't know if anyone's used them or if they're any
good non sex line sex?

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Are they any good?

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
He'll fall asleep on the couch and starts snoring, And
that's me. It just puts me in a bad man.
You don't have to live with people, mate, if you
love them, sleep divorce. Lots of people do this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
You can also, like, not live together. You never live
with anyone ever other than my parents. Really, Yeah, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Care even though, what if you stayed every night with
the boyfriend, just at different houses.

Speaker 4 (01:14:29):
They're not living in my house.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Rights technically are though, because they're there. You're with me
every night, so you may as well be.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Yeah, but they're not paying for the mortgage.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
They're just Oh, my wife has this gross habit of
wanting my attention all the time. Oh, that's cute.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Oh, who needs constant attention? I feel her.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
My eggs had very skitty undies and dirty sheets and
would never wash either properly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Oo, yuck, skitty undies. You're not wiping.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
You'd be going through the nappy sand and properly, and
a stain and a stained stir gets some of my
medal and Army's wit wipes on you. Yeah, don't flash them,
don't flash. And I don't go for white undies anymore.
Who's doing white undies? We do black bad Bunny does
white undies, but it's okay. It does a whole lot
of things that the average man can't do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Skitty has undies, and I still would.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Very bad. Wait, how many of these things who rid
out could bad bunny do? And you'd let them slide?

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
My husband loves toe socks. I'd let it slide on
bad buddy. Skitty undies slide on bad bunny.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Asparts I may him put his butt out the window.
Oh my god, Helium, it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
It's okay. You're bad bunny. Brittany just said p s
A to warm me and on behalf of I guess
all women, no one wants to have six with you
if you've got skitty undies because that means you've got
poo on your bumf. That is some accurate comments. It's
actually a great per sa there, Brittany, And we appreciate you,
Brittany taking a brave stand on behalf of all woman. Yeah,

(01:16:06):
who's not wiping properly? I wiped all times.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
I'll just wipe and wipe, and sometimes you're like, holy here,
yeah you're going.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
And then your butler's you know you're finished by giving
you that red Market. It's like you're finished now because
you had the red mark. Dude, you need a bit
of toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
You've wiped to aggressively.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
You've made your using the handtails again from the yeah
yeahs more durable. My fingers goes through this Tuplo Gonna work.
Crispy crispyntells Little Red Dot, I'm done here.

Speaker 10 (01:16:38):
Podcast network plays that ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Hasslers.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
This is a new turn that we should become aware
of because hasslers are difficult people in your social circle
that speed up your biological agent. Hasslers. Hasslers like being hassled.
They just they're just a hassle to deal with. I
thought maybe people che car hassler. Yeah, it does.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
I've got a hassler could work sop.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Each additional difficult person in your close circle is linked
to one point five percent faster biological agent. So basically,
if people are stressful in your life and a hassle,
they are aging you. Yes, because the conflict activates the
body's stress response.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
So cortisol cranks. We all know cortisols no good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
That's a hormonal response to stress and such, and that
causes inflammation, and then the inflammation causes the wear and
tear on the body, and the higher risks of disease.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
So I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
You like you catch them all.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Cortisoles, cortisolepedic attack.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
So and stronger. Still if it's a member of your family, rare.
Because so that was what I was just going to say.
If you've got friends that are hassles, get rid of them,
cut them loose. Like sometimes I see friends or people
I know that have these friendships and they just don't
do anything for them.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
But different to like a friend going through a period
of time they need to be a hassle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
But just a friend that is a hassle through and
it's always drama and trouble, Like just you don't need
that in your life. You've got you've got health science
on your side now to get rid of them. But
so you can say that is get rid of someone
like that, But you can't get rid of a family.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
Member, because that the ones with the strongest effect.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
I don't think I have a hassle family member, which
makes me believe that maybe I you are indeed the hassle,
the stress causer, the stress causer, but it speeds.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Up your biological aging. I want to know this morning,
on one hundred dollars nine sex, nine sex. What relatives
spinning up your biological clock? What are they doing? Are
there'll be some mother in law's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
I think we're really allowing a vink for the nation
on this Tuesday. You could be a mother in law
that's causing the stress, causing this stress, who's speeding up
your biological clock with her input, input, with the constant,
with the input, constant advice, advice, advice, her constant critiques.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Yes, maybe she doesn't want to let this sun go,
her observation, maybe you've stolen this son, or maybe you
love it when.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
You mentions your short falls. Yes, and what you're doing wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
Oh okay, what a great chance to have it? Then?
Oh eight one hundred dollars at em as the number
nine six nine sex?

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
What relative is speeding up your biological clock?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Turns out that family and friends are making you age
your biological age.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Yes, they're speeding up your biological clock by being a
hassler and annoying you and stressing you out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
So we've asked what relatives spinning up your biological clock?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Yeah, if you had to pie chart or pick a favorite,
would there be a particular person.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Theme, mother, partner?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Somebody said my teeth in three year old. Three months old? Yeah,
three months old.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Tea teeth three months it's going to hurt the nap.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
You might have a shark. Your baby might be a shark.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Check for fins and check for fins and girls, yeah,
you might have accidentally taken a shark home from the
nursery rather than a baby. So easy to do, God, I.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
Know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
And they wiggle like this and you're like, they always say,
don't shake the baby, so you're just trying to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Hold it still, and the sharks like, yeah, it looks
like father does.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
He's a member of our family. And my staffy puppy
doesn't matter how much exercise I give him, still a menace.
He's aging in biologically. God.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
I was at a cafe the other day and they
were like eight dogs there and they're all barking, and
I think none of the owners were doing enough.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
Al say, really, you need not stand a barking dog.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
You need the pointer. Yeah, I don't mind. Yesterday, I've
got the bar. No dogs are barked. I did just
buzz a dog. What you buzz? The random dog was
just a dog and it wasn't misbehaving or anything. I
was like, I've got to know I was a buzz
one of my dogs. No beautiful boys, no, No, kind
of looked around to see, like, where's that noise coming from?

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
Wow, okay, because you put it right up to Haley's
ear And she was like, but you could hear that?

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Oh I could hear it so loud? Yeah, because I'm
Some people are.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Part shark, I'm part dog labrador.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
Yeah, half kivoodle.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
My sister keeps stealing my clothes to wear our night's out,
and keeps swelling drinks on them and ripping them. She's
aging you, she's aging. It's a hassle. My children and
their schools. They not only stressed me out, they're also
taking all my money. My biological clock is speeding up.
Someone said, ironic when my mother's speding up my biological clock.
Talking about how my biological clock is ticking, someone said,

(01:21:41):
I hope Matthew gets Another mentioned the partner the doses. Yeah,
have we heard from friends six hundred dollars from their
first date and together nine years? Sounds like his toenails
and spending is really speeding up her clock.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
Yeah, what a combo as well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
Someone said, my dogs and my partner aka my third child,
are spinning up my ball aging?

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
What's he doing? Yeah, there's no good, it's no good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
Someone said, mother in law. I have heard from more. Yeah,
my mother in laws. This mother in law feels like
it's a clock and she's putting her finger on the
minute button and just spinning it around. Ye, that'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
That will do it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
So because your relative, it affects you more, is what
the study told us. Yeah, it fastens your hastens your
aging because they're flooding you with cortisol?

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Is that m podcast needwork?

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Cute idea, Cute idea, cute idea, cute idea, This is cute.
Couples Listen up, people dating, listen up. You get together
with the person you're seeing at the moment, or your
husband or your wife or your whatever. And sometimes date
nights they slip away, don't they, And you're like, can't
be bothered, or we don't even haven't made a plan
and now it's being late.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Did No one's putting in the effort.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
If it's too hard, I can't be mothered. You just
need to allocate a little bit of time. You get together,
you rip up some little bits of paper butt the
heck ups, little bits of paper like that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Do it a little little in a flip.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
You can do it with man, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
And then on this we would each rite.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Would I write down on mine?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
You would write I'm going to get one? Yeah, you
would get You would write down five. We'll just say
five for now, but you can do more. Five cute
date ideas that you and I could do. Okay, right,
so I'm going I'm just running them down.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I write down a couple of warning. Do you do
want to come on our cute date night?

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Yep, We're gonna a three way date?

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Okay, okay, I'm gonna write okay, can you just put
I'll just put I can't bother the type in the
out one, two, three, And if the number comes O,
you draw one out of the hat. Worn you draw
one out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
We would all scrunch them up right and put them
into the jar.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
This is the date night, char okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
And then we say thursdays flip four and Hayley, we
go on a date.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
It could be naughty things. So if you want to say.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Yeah, and then we could and then you just go.
You grab one from the jar on your delicate day done. Yeah,
well that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
You've ticked it off. So say Wednesday, it's Tuesdays our
date night.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
Yeah, and we go. We don't have to think about it.
We're just going to the jar.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
So afterwards went out, Okay, what are we doing swimming
with sharks?

Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
That suggest a great idea.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
God.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
And then next Tuesday, I'll grab another one out Barley.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Okay, Haley, Barley, Hailey, that's not a date night, date night, Bari.
That was a friend's holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Okay, we'll get another one, Get another one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Build a blanket for it and watch a movie. Oh okay,
that's pretty cute. How cute is that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
And you know what's nice, it's a mix. If you
were doing this just in a two way couple, we're
a thropple for you are just a touple. It's like
a mixture of like the is and your ideas. Okay,
so and then it takes them. You know, it's not
always like I'm always planning the date nights.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
This one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Watch me on the PlayStation. That's a great date. That's
a great People play games famously love watching somebody else
play video games.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
I've got all We're going roller blading next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I don't know how to roll a blade.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
But we're gonna learn or skate, but that's our date.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Maybe I'll just want to break the wrist. Yes, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Do they do risk cards like on the snowboards or
the risk cards. I've got them from my skateboarding.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
How's it going? By the way they're learning to skate?

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
You're good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Well, okay, this blew my mind when I read this article,
and I know that you're pretty bad at this. Haley, Yeah,
or you have been in the past. The average breads
and how much they waste on subscriptions that they don't use.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
Dude, it's so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Let you think you sign up to all these different
streaming services and you just forget you're doing it, and
then you see the payment come in and you're like, oh,
you've got a cancer that will watch at least watch
it or use it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
I working through this recently because I'm closing some accounts
and going Okay, what subscriptions do I have and where
are they coming out of and trying to switch things
that they're all in one place. You kind of realize
like it's hundreds and hundreds of.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
It adds up, so then moved down. All British people
are wasting one point six billion dollars on unused subscriptions.
That includes gym memberships and streaming services. The gym's got
to be the biggest one, surely. Yeah, I donate to
the gym. I go through months of donating to the
gym where you don't go, where I won't go.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I'll do like a four week break and I won't go,
but I won't pause my subscription, which you can do
some of them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Yeah, I've had I've had lots of streaming services that
have just sat there and I'll be just on one
for ages and it's like you should pause them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Well, I reckon that's the best way to do it
is just like binge all the shows on one stream Netflix.
You do Netflix through a month or two and then
crime yeah exactly, and then just you know, kind of
chop and change around. But if you get all of
them all at once, it adds up. So per person,
the average Brett is wasting one hundred and twenty three pounds,
so about two fifty New Zealand Wow a year. We

(01:27:09):
popped a little question box up and we asked, what
do you subscribe to that you're not really using? Are
some responses? Gens is the garment? GPS satellite for hiking?
What is that? Georgie, you've got a garment? What is that?
Are you still wear your bloody golf garment or whatever
you call it? The golf she plays?

Speaker 6 (01:27:28):
It is?

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Actually, no, guys, I've never used this one because I'm
not hiking with a map thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
But why do you?

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
I don't know what to watch?

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Is a satellite?

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
I have known steps?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
Well the Apple Watch does that without a subscription to saying?

Speaker 9 (01:27:43):
Does it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
Obviously?

Speaker 2 (01:27:45):
Yeah? Say Alex, is we scab off the family for
all of our subscriptions? So do you think to the
Christians and the Christians and family and to Dan for
the yeah that you that jewe lingo, Yes, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
I don't know how I've become the account Heather, and
lots of people have now scabbing off of me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Well, I scabbed off you, but then your mum Petsy
threw me off. Didn't she put you out? A real
power from pantsy, wasn't it. I'm sure if you consider
this is subscription says, So if I'm currently donating my
money to the gym, like it's a charity because I
haven't been going, it does a mortgage counts and it
feels like I'm not benefiting or getting a hit anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
I can feel like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Just went through all my podcast subscriptions yesterday, Big True
Crime It and canceled them all. Yeah. Wow, I guess
I'll find out soon if I needed them. I sponsor
a gym like some people sponsor a child. Said, it's
a lot of money child, not really benefiting personally. Hypnosio
hypnosios Megan, I keep forgetting to cancel it, but I've

(01:28:43):
seen this now I will. It's like a sleep and
but do you know what they've probably hypnotized you into
never canceling.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
Got to cancel, and that's a trigger and you can
never leave and then just.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
To start clucking like a chicken. Hypnotherapy course is focused
on howth and wellness in your subconscious as you'r you
will never cancel, you will never cancel, you'll never can,
you will never use this, you will never cancel. Oh,
I'm busting for a ways. After that podcast, I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
You are allowed to listen to it was there's no
rules on when we were allowed to listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Just says here, I'm busting for a week and I
read it. Okay, I read it. Give us a review.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th March 2026