Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 2nd April 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim podcast network. This is from Flem and
Haley's Big Pond, thanks to animates making happy happened for pets.
Good morning, Fletch, Morn and Hailey. It's two minutes past six.
Welcome to the show. Happy Short Week if you're a
ninety happy Short Street Street to all those that celebrate.

(00:20):
Good luck to the astronauts going round the moon. Baby, Yeah,
I thought they were going to land on the moon.
But that's night yet, that's next time. The time after I.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Got home quite late last night after filming seven Days,
and the moon bright up in the sky and I
look up this morning and it had moved.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
It was on the other side. I was like, that's crazy,
Like does it do that every it traverses across the
sky most evenings? Look at it and it doesn't during
the day. You're like, oh, it's not over my house
like it was before.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Isn't it a pink moon or something like that. I
was reading about it. There's something this supposed to make
us feel a certain way.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Every full moon's got a different name. Yeah, So the
astronauts are going to fly around, They're going to go
further than any humans have been in space. Wow, that's
cool because last time they just went up straight landed
on the moon, but this time they're going to what
orbit around it a bit? Who is on this? Any
on the on the ship? I'd actually know who's going on?
I don't know. I know there's lots of female astronauts.

(01:24):
I follow one. What's it called? What's this? What's this?
Something is its? I think Remis Fowl? Yes, did you
read those? They were after my time, but I am
familiar with it was. Yeah, they were great. Any women?
I remember Artemis from always in Philadelphia? I don't Artis?

(01:49):
Who was Artemis? Isn't that that friend? The like really
weird one, always weird, odd looking guy. We've got four
astronauts ten days. One of them, Christina Coach, is a
mission specialist. She is a y Nah Jeremy Hansen, he's
a mission specialist, a classic white looking American jock. Victor

(02:11):
Glover is the pilot. He looks African American. He is
a male and Reid Wiseman commander. He looks like a
classic American command Jeremy Hansen literally looks like Johnny Bravo. Yeah,
that chi he does. You've got a good turn to
go into space. Damn. It is a good that's a
fine very good looking. They're good looking people. How boy,

(02:34):
we've got an American listener. Remember I came and visited
us and brought us all the NASA badges. Austin, Austin,
He'll be fizzing at the bunk hole about this. I
love it.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I love On the NASA site, you can read about
the astronauts and it leakes you.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It lenks you to their Instagram. And I see next
to Jeremy Hanson's Instagram, he's Canadian. That's artemist Remors in
philadelph Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
So I'm going to follow the astro underscore Christina. Okay,
I hope she sends stories from space.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Well good luck. Oh my god, Carol, get ready with me,
Get ready with me.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
For a space walky your products behind her hand.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
You've been asking me, guys, I'm in space anywhere. We'll
play ten dollar suburb, thousand dollars street as well. It's
nice when I got one, I know around quarter past State.
So yeah, yesterday we gave away one thousand and ten
dollars worth ten dollars suburb, but I can give your
pet's name is back. A lot of people loving this

(03:34):
game thanks to animates. After nine will play that, Vaughan
will ask you three questions about your pet, and if
you can guess its name in fifteen seconds, you win
five hundred dollars in an animates about you. How good?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I also have Speaking of neighborhoods and streets, I've
got great news for me, something new in my neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh okay, spotted yesterday. Delve into that later on the show.
Next though, you are a theater go, I am a thespian,
and there is a new when you're into women, isn't
it No, that's lesbian. Oh right, now there's a person
from Lebanon. Well, there's a new way to experience the theater.
Or to tell you about.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Next let and Haley Big pod.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
This as someone who really loves to be looked at,
loves to be watched and looked at.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
And seen perform on stage.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, I love performing, but I just love to be
looked at, center of attention. Look at me, look at me,
look at me. I've been saying look at me since
a moment I came out. I wouldn't personally do this
as a choice, I've had blind people in my audiences before,
and they, you know, because comedy is a.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Very audio heavy form. Yes, it works.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
But there is a theater company. This is an la
who are putting on a play. It costs sixty five
American dollars, so like just over one hundred years. Any
but yeah, this is an expensive show. Okay, to go
and see po Colon Poulson Pendulum.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
What's that? It'll lose you quite quickly. I feel.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's two Edgar Allan Poe one act plays.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
The poet Now, okay, I'm familiar with Allan poet, Yes,
and has worked with the Raven. Yes. So this is.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
The Pit and the Pendulum and the Telltale Heart. There
is a theater company that has put on both of
these one act plays. But the Twisters you go into
the theater and then it gets washed in a red
light and you have a blindfold on the entire time,
taking away your sense of sight.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's a radio play. Then, oh my god, I've done
radio plays before. They're so funny. Hello Christopher, into the room.
It's very fun. But yeah, so they take away your
sight and it's said.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
The guy who's directing it said, it's to make you
feel naturally uncomfortable, So already you're a little bit on edge.
You're going because you know you've lost your sense of sight.
Then in the show is jump scars, loud noises, blowing fans,
occasional wafts of smell, and consensual light touch so they.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Light touch touch you like they have kind of I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
And then the actors are working just in like a
low red light so that they can see obviously what
they're doing. I'm just sort of sitting here.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Does this sound to you like they didn't have budget
for the stage and they were like, what are we
going to do? Red lights and blinds cheaper? Yeah, the
the set budget. Yeah, and then they just like, I've
got an idea wa art, Yeah, into intentional art. See,
people are paying one hundred New Zealand dollars to go
to a show they can't see only see only here.

(06:50):
And I guess when you feel when you walk in
and sit down before, I mean, I guess the curtains
would be drawn, but there would be no set, right,
Like why would you build a shit? No, I'm there's
a photo of the audience.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
They're kind of just in like seats around, so it's
like rather than being in a traditional theater where you're
in like rows and rows of seats. It's the seats
are kind of around the room and the play happens
in the middle. But I'm like, I get that thing
of you take away one sense and then everything else.
Maybe you're emotionally open, but chump scares. Yeah, that you've

(07:24):
got a fear factor in Queenstown.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
For that, you just rather spend one hundred blind drunk.
That's a blind.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Blind Imagine if you let's go see a theater show
and we'll have a few drinks or something, and your
friend doesn't tell you they're gonna be blindfolded the whole time.
You have a few too many proseccos and you walk
into this place and you're.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Like, oh, I can't see. They've taken away my sight. Well,
speaking of live live performances, Hailey sprout dot com for tickets,
I'm going on tour five weeks time. You crow barring
in the show?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, getting there, okays, working on it. I think the
more important question is is it is it funny?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Kidney, We'll buy your tickets.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Kid the Fleet and haleyd.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Lacking a little prosperity wealth ambition, I think that's everybody
right now. I was going to say, I think everyone
won a little bit more prosperity and wealth at the
moment in the face of the which the dooms they clock. Lately,
it's been too conclose, like right next to it. Now,
I'm sure it's the touch nearly touching.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Gen zs and China have decided they have a new
mascot for wealth and prosperity. Yes, okay, like a omen
or something like. No, it's changing yourround profile picture on
social media to christ Jenna because they saw the christ
is one of the hardest working businessmen businesswoman in the
US and the world, and Chinese people are really respect

(08:57):
hard work cosplaying Christiana is a gen Z way of
manifesting success. Yeah, my god, I see this.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
And they've got her, and she's all filtered and and
lots of people change their profile picture to her with
like money signs all around her.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
And I suppose because I was literally about to have
a mental breakdown last night, says Marcello. Then I changed
my profile picture to Christina and suddenly I'm sling. My
confidence is through. I feel I can now judge everyone
right now, says another user. I mean maybe if it
helps you confidence, sure, but it's not going to do

(09:31):
anything else. So you're their profile picture to Christina. They
had been offered two jobs. Another gen Z user said,
what I laugh is.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
That they've used AI to make her significantly more Chinese,
Like she's there's one where she's like reading a Chinese book,
or she's like in front of a Beijing backdrop, or
she's having a little like boba tea'd really Chinese. So
there's her in like a traditional sort of you know,

(10:00):
get up and whatnot. Oh well, it suits it and
in a way she sort of looks Chinese.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And that's the plastic surgery. Because you're not sure. A
look online. I can't find any articles of videos where
she's commented on it. I might what do you think
that save that for an episode of the show. I mean,
it has only just happened. It's literally, yeah, real fresh,

(10:27):
like two or three days old. I might pop.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Up a story on Instagram and just have a little
bit of prosperity. It's not do anything, but what if
it did and it's not gonna.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Happen to lose? Yeah, you got nothing to lose for prosperity.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Quite like that one of her is like a sort
of a Chinese farmer. Yeah, that's lovely, that's quite nice.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
You've just got some sort of feeling. Works hard, but
Christina works harder, Yeah she does.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
She is as a construction worker, a scientist, as some
sort of I'm not sure mechanic there, an military person,
a nurse, or a chef.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
What if you put up like mcgred with like nine
pictures of her more prosperity, more like extra properity.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
If her is a male sort of body builder influencer,
I think that's the one. I'll chose dollar bills, all
behind behind I might use that one.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I love this that feels the most prosperous. What about her?
I like this one of her just in a body
of water. That's great. That's a weird one. Prosperity.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm going to change that and just wish prosperity to
everyone in my family, anyone I know. So if you don't,
I mean, you put that up and may we do
it on the f H Socials just because of the show.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Don't know about that, but that could be a KPI.
If the big boss is like, what are you doing?
You get the company money, We'll be like we changed
our profile pature to Christiana Prosperity. Could we get three
Christiana's us christ Jennerine are being Chris Jina in a
blue hat and Chris Jinna and Hayley's.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Outfit whatever that is. Yeah, and like a Metallica T
shirt or something.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all right. That's a real prosperity. Right,
there's just you will maybe check in with you in
an hour and see how your prosperity is going. I'm
just gonna check my bank account. Now. What's that big
dash between that lovely number? That means? What color is
that writing? It's sort of like a rouge? Yeah, yeah,

(12:30):
that means more. I think you're going to double down
on that Christian prop Does that end?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Podcast needwork?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
From the unmoderated comments section, this is the top six. Well,
I actually have a couple of bars at home of
I think that might be Herbal ad night chocolate bars.
My god, yes, oh that you came in like a
promo pack of something. Yeah, I wonder if they've gone.
But you know, if you leave chocolate too long, it
it's a bit white. And yeah, I never I haven't

(13:02):
had it. What did you did you find it? Herbly ignorant.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I went inside it just it was just nice chocolate. Yeah, Okay,
generally don't have a problem with yeah, lack of sex.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah yeah, so I don't know. Well. A Northern California
company called gear Isle, which sells adult novelty products, is
voluntarily recalling two chocolate products. The products are Gold Lion
Aphrodisiac Chocolate Mail Enhancement Sachet Mount yeah Ilum Sex Chocolate
Mail and Sexual Enhancement Booster, sold on their website. The
FDA found both products contained undeclared prescription drug ingredients side denafil,

(13:42):
which is viagra, and to dala phil which is CLIs.
The mounts were described it as potentially life threatening, especially
dangerous for me, and it can taking night Trek medications
for heart conditions. Combining the two can cause severe, potentially
fatal drop and blood pressure. Both products were marketed and
sod of dietary supplements, which face far less regulatory scrutiny

(14:05):
than other prescription meant wild. So they just make this chocolate,
and they're like, well, we'll make it horny. Just grind
up some stiffy pills and get them in there and
get them in the chocolate that's terrible. Who's the deal
was that? Uh? Some genius? So I got the top
six he's headlines for the Viagra chocolate story. Number six
on the list. Man who ate recalled chocolate fine great,

(14:27):
actually never been better now if you'll excuse him, Yeah,
number five on the list of the top six headlines
for the Viagra chocolate story. No one returning recalled chocolate
as sales spikes somehow, as they would numbers. It's voluntary,
isn't it voluntary? People will be like, absolutely stoke. Why

(14:54):
the black market is going to be popping off? How
long does viagra last? For the effect? I took it once?
You took it once in your eyes went blue, and
that might not have beneficial. I took some weird It
was a whole story about I can't remember that guy's name,
but Manny had always had the best stories. He imported
nine hundred stiffy PILs from India and they got to customs,

(15:16):
and customs was just like, you can't have these with
that a prescription. So we went to a doctor. It
was just like got the prescription and then he went
there and it was like boom and got them more.
And I think one of those when it lasted all weekend.
I was a young fellow. I certainly didn't need it.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
What have been it lasted a weekend, like even if
you were to deal with.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Her, Yeah, and then m somewhat, And then the minute
you had a sort of a thought of that nature,
you were back in action. Wow, we'll be inconvenient. I think.
Number four on the list of the top six headlights
I was for the VIAGRAA chocolate story. A milky bar
kid becomes milky bar man after eating record chocolate. Number

(15:57):
three on the list of the top six headlines for
the Viagara Chocolate story. Chocolate recalled after keeping eaters up
all night. Yeah. Number two on the last of the
top six headlines for the Viagran Chocolate story. I guess
it's Willy Wonka's never ending god stop at two point zero.
Oh my god, we've had a text. Don Is it good?
Is it good? Is it better than my number? One? No?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
No, no, no, it's it's I don't think it would be
a headline.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
They're just chiming in right, fantastic zero nine nine. I
guess you could call it tob ler boner, tob lea bone. Yes,
it's good stuff. So why wasn't that in your headline?
That's way better? Actually is that number one? Number one
is to le Bone Top six headlines with the vigran

(16:42):
chocolate story. Number one, King sized fruit and nuts live
up to live up to name in ways nobody asked for.
I like that. This is quite a serious issue. I
hope they do face stiff penalty. So erection, I've got nothing.
Do you want to put something juiced of comedy dot

(17:07):
com for more jokes like that? Does that?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
M podcast network plays.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Love being a woman? And it truly is the greatest
pleasure of my life. Yep. It's always a blast, always
always toilets ample toilets at festivals and.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
At festivals historically it's been wonderful from whay to go.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
You've voted the whole time. Oh, you've always had our say,
We've always been respected and or and compensated. Thus, Yeah,
so I'm having a bit of a lady s u if.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I may discuss it with friends, you know, I've got
pc is and I had a very irregular cycle when
a whole year without a period, and then it's and
then it came.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
It actually arrived when I was looking fletch in the eyes,
and he saw it happen. He saw the process of
me realizing it's actually Fletcher's superpower. He drew it out
of me. Yes, he summons, if you're having trouble getting
that period, you need to talk to Big Daddy over here.
I hated that it was wizard wizardry. Yeah, you wizard
read me. I think it was just wrong place for

(18:15):
wrong time. I fixed my one year drought right place.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
And then after that, absolute perfection of a cycle. And
it's been you know, because I use a tracking app.
I'm talking day twenty eight to thirty.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Boom boom boom bomb bomb symptoms, bom bomb, bom bom
bom bomb. Absolutely great.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
The other day I was due for my cycle to begin,
and I felt the deep dark depths of depression take me,
and I thought, here it comes. And then I took
a bag that was trying I was trying to get
into the boot and it wouldn't fit properly, and I
slammed it, and I.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Was like, here she comes.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
All things are lining up nicely that night, low and
behold she arrives next day.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Gone, okay, absolutely gone. And that's that's not usual for me.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm a five dayer, right, and then two days later
she's back, and.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Then she's gone again, and she's gone without a trace.
So I was like, that's very odd for me and
awfully queer, awful queer, What on earth is going done
going on down there? So I put the I put
this into chet Jupiter, No, Claude, because you've moved, you've changed.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'm loving her by the way, yeah yeah, chubs called
the chops.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
And I put this in. I was like, I said,
you know everything that's been going on. And then.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
And then Claude said to me, you know, here's some
options as to what it could be.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
What are you are? I'm pregnant? What congratulates? No no, no, over
all that out no no, no, no no no. That
also happens when Fletch looks looks the ladies in the
eyes too. I need to look at magular conception.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
It could be in a plantation bleed. They say about
twenty percent of women experience but of spotting the first
twelve weeks of pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I read that my heart Rato did three tests, right, Okay,
so show sponsored chemist Warehouse. Did you get a three pack? Clear?
Is it clear blue? Is the label? Yeat clear blue. Yeah,
there we go. One line, one line, one line.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, al yah, there's a few other sort of on
a COVID test. It's much cheaper, and that they're still negatives.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yep. Two lines come up on that when I'm not
sure what's going on. Yeah. One result could be sudden
and significant weight loss. Okay, ruled that out.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I didn't need to jump on the scales to clarify
that one. And then I went down a little bit further.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
And it's it's other thing that it suggested me is
that I could be experiencing the signs of menopause.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Not PEERI not pernopausepause, Perry scali, peri Perimnipause just gets
hotter and hotter.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Right, No, typically women fifty one zero point five years
of age in New Zealand, right, thirty six?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, but here in Mayo is forties. Right again. But
you hear about women that get it early, don't you?
You do what everybody? It's hormonally, I.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Have I have the blood work to get done, but
you have to do it on day two of your
cycle to get the right rate.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
If your hormones are all over the shop with me,
And this isn't a gag. But when you say blood
work on day two, do you mean with the lad No? No, no,
you go get a blood teas from the arm. Okay,
Oh yeah, God, I don't have to gether that still samples. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I don't know, but this one, this cycle is so mucky.
Last time I was, I was away inconvenient time. Before that,
I was literally in the bush time, you know, so
I keep missing the chance to do it. I don't
think it's menopause. And I'm so young.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Well a, I always like Google or anything. Whenever anything's wrong,
it's the first thing it always is is cancer.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Someone has message and suggested a nickname for Fletch blood
Prince the hat.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
No, it's a play on No, you've missed that. It's
a play on Harry Potter, the half blood Prince. He's
Steve here is very cleverly said, Fletch is the have
blood Prince. Oh I didn't realize it was a Harry
Potter reference. Yeah, clever this dude.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Well, it's quite good if you would if you were
going on holiday and you wanted to time your menstrual
cycle to sort of get it coming earlier or something.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Message Zoom calls you and look you straight in the eyes, locking.
Anyone that messages me plays that end fletch one and Haley,
you fall for any April falls. Oh I nearly did.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
My accountant email me yesterday and was like, oh you
were oh gs two it's the end of the financial year.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
And I was like, shut up, Helen nearly got me.
That's not April full.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Jokes to Helen Haley funny, just like a whopping bill,
And I was like, come on, it's not my first
day on earth. Pipes, calm down year as much there
the first ye zero's Helen, So no, it didn't fill
me right.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
It is the end of the financial year, by the way. Yeah,
and you've got a whopping text. Yeah okay correct. Well
some of them were bad, as as they always are
of someone say the key to it is it's got
to be believable. Yeah, you don't go too far. And
then sometimes you just felt like they were corporate or
companies just ticking the box like we've got to do something.

(23:36):
It's like, do you It's like when they chuck a
Pride flag in their logo. Yeah, and see homophobes if
we're don't yeah, no not are They just know that
it doesn't matter if they will. Well, Chubb Chup did
the meatball lollipop and in conjunction with Ikea, one of
the April Fools that was out and about Yes, saw

(23:58):
that because this is the other thing. Now you wake
up today thinking it's over and you've endured April Falls,
but then you've got the rest of the world America
in Europe, you know, and all of the April Fools
gags coming on on your feet, and you're just like, oh,
here we go another day.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, I see, I'm just having a look at a
few of them. Dol did a tinned Hawaiian pizza.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, back, that could be doable. I wonder if in
the history of April Falls has ever been a product
that they've joked about. There's actually actually people wanted so bad.
Doritos that did the corie ander flavor and some people
are actually actually do that phenomenal. I'm going to do
a quick google. Has there ever been a an April

(24:45):
I know, like in New Zealand, Lismels did a video
with dog yoga which was pretty well like put together
and stuff again, something I would attend, Yeah, because like
cute Lambradors and puppies.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just having a look at some of
the overseas one. I mean, the thing is like when
they go.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
To hard it's just not well. Wellington posted that one
of their plans was going to be on Love Island.
Oh really I saw that. Did you see Dyson do
the pet grooming attachments for the vacuum but they have
pet I know. That's the weird thing about it is
it kind of works. The Pet Groom has entered the
pet grooming industry with the launch of its Beauty Pet range,

(25:25):
so your dog can have like a blow wave.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's like, right, okay, though, I have seen an Instagram
reel of a man dice in air wrapping his Golden
retriever's chest.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
And it looked beautiful. Yeah, Hines always loves it. We've
got marcha Mayo this year. Mayo. Yeah, the chubber chup
like your meatball was good. Jays did a marmade all sorts.
There was a fire on that because I hate licorice.
Licorice is yt marmite flavored? I mean I would, I would.

(26:00):
I hate. It's not the worst thought, dear, actually not
too mad at that. What were some of the key
we companies in the city posted they were doing an
all new Eco mode peedal powered buses. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Also nine six nine six on the text machine if
you fail for an April Fols yesterday and went, oh.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
My god, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Member Subway did the exclusively pickle sub where it was
just girking on Girk, on girk and on gook.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I remember that was years ago. Yeah yeah. Ticket Tic
Australia did the treadmill zone at one of the arenas
in Australia. Mcdonalds's booked that area and work out while
you're at the concert. Oh yeah. Someone said.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
McDonald's did a one dollar big Mac all day and
people thought it was an April Fols a but McDonald's
was like, no, you can have a one dollar big
Man and no one used it.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I like that. That car dealership did that in Auckland once.
They're like free free BMW. It was an Air the Hero.
Yeah yeah, free DMW and very much made it look
like an April first year April Fool's joke. And then
someone went down and was like, I'm like sheepishly, I'm
just here about the car. They took a chance and oh,
here it is, and they got a car. Yeah. It

(27:13):
was like the Teas and Seeds were first person, right, brilliant. Now,
apparently the Hastings District councils had a good one. I'm
just having a look. Someone just messaged in on the
text machine. Lanks Council did a tagging the fish. Oh yes,
and due to an increased increase in Nemo fish found,

(27:34):
I'm tagging them.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Produce a car when you were you were fooled yesterday
by Hawks Bay, your hometown. Napier City Council posted one
and you fell for it.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's Eatings. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
No.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
They posted that this big store that's in Napier that's
for sale.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
At the moment they were like Meca's coming and I
was like, oh my gosh, message my friends and Hawks
Baper like, guys, this is so exciting for you.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
And then they're like, babe, it's April. Bo Oh.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Hasting just a council one was Pooh Patrol, We're on
a roll, and it was the council really focusing in
on their new roles within the council.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
The Pooh Patrol that just go out looking ind the park,
okay for poop somebody. So apparently and the early two thousands.
Domino's said they were going to do an eddy box,
which is where you ate the pizza and then ate
the box that it came in. Yep, and that was
the April April and everyone's like, actually rules for an idea,
and apparently they like spend quite a bit of money

(28:35):
to trying to work out how to make it happen.
An edible box, Yeah, but I mean the box like
a taco bowl, like a like a bowl. Yeah, but
the box touches things. That's why you don't want to
eat the box. The guy, how's the guy coming around
to his hands over it and the sitting on the
back of his carts getting all sweaty with all the
other pizza boxes that are edible.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
And there's an Italian restaurant in Auckland that posted an
oyster m asso.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Now these are two of my favorite things. Yeah, but
the near the two Yeah, play in Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
You know, Instagram is the show's chosen social media of choice.
Chosen of choice Yeah sure, yeah, right, Like we don't
really talk as hard as we Graham Bibo, We've let
die a little bit. MySpace Top eight hasn't been updated.
Tom still on their Instagram as well.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
He should be. He earned it, he invented it, he did.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Indeed, Instagram is currently testing a premium Instagram subscription called
Instagram Plus. You're testing this in Meco, Japan and the Philippines.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Because a couple of people on these news stories have
commented that they've been using.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
It part of the test there, as it's just doing
a testing phase. It's really cheap, like a couple of bucks.
If you're in this, you know wherever they're testing it.
Some of the features for Instagram Plus, and I feel
the subscription leaving my body. You can view stories anonymously

(30:01):
without notifying the poster, because you know, when you post
a story, you go who's seen this? Yes, up comes
the list and you can search their viewer list to
see if specific people have watched as well, so you
can basically see if someone's stalking you, or you can
also see how many times a particular person has rewatched

(30:22):
your story, how many times you've gone, oh my god,
I'm gonna look at it again, cravy, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Look back, So you could see if someone's like viewed
your like, if someone's got to crush on you and
they view it ten times. I don't know, because it's
a hot story. Yeah, or you're trying to work out
like who's in there, like they're with there with another person?
Who are they with? And you watch it a couple
of times and again and again, I'm getting obsessed.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
They'd be able to see Carl Fletcher watched this story
ten times of that's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
He's obsessed with me, he's obsessed.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Stories can be extended from twenty four hours to two days,
so you know how your stories disappear.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It would be good if you're an influencer and you
wanted people to see your paid posts and stuff.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Yeah, and you use to get a weekly spotlight feature
that boosts one story's visibility. So if you want, but
you only see stories if you're being followed a for followers, Yes, no,
they can be on.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
The Explore like on the Explore. The stories can't be
on Explore page, can they? Isn't that reels? Yeah, that's real,
that's just real. That would be stories as well. You
can pay to boost stories, yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
And subscribers can give super likes on stories and create
multiple custom audience lists beyond close friends, so you could
have close friends or like hot dudes.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's what I sent to my close friends. Well, what
I want my close friends to see on Instagram is
different from what I want hot hot guys, hot followers
to see. So you could have hot followers, you could
have like you could have a tear exclusively for your ex's.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I'm really surprised it's taken them this long to do this,
but totally agree. It's money. It's they want to make money.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Also, these are like basic features that like you know
that people would be into.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, of course they want to make money. I can
feel it would. Somebody's message in that reminds me of
the O G Snapchat settings. We could see someone's top
three best friends, and you get a star next your
name if you'd story more than three times. What did
they just say? What did they just say? Before we
started this break on air, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was
given snap I was. I said it was the best

(32:28):
feature because it was so scandalous being able to see
who other people were talking to. And you'd be chatting
to people and you'd be like, well, that's not your
girlfriend or boyfriend, that's your number one, two or three
best friend it was so great.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
So it's also going to get an AI agent via
Manus Manas, which was a Singapore based company that met
A bought for two billion dollars in December, have its
own AI in their just to curate things.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Which I'd started an AI company. I saw some He's
just sold some AI thing that they started for a
couple of hundred million. Maybe you should not be dumb then,
well that sounds hard, man. I'm okay, okay, So I'm
going to stop being dumb. Then I'm gonna have a
big journey. Yeah, what to stop being dumb? Yeah? Would you?

(33:21):
Would you find it an echo? It's like kind of
knowing that people have bought a verification tech on Instagram
or something. You know, if you knew they were premium,
might be like, who do you think? Yeah? And I'd
also be like, for what purpose are you paying? Like
do you really want to gork at somebody's story so
many times and not get caught doing so? Yeah? I

(33:41):
suppose so.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
But like with most things where they add us as
a subscription based tier, they'll make the free tier worse.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
And they'll make it to the point where it's kind
of like Alry episode.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Do you remember the Black Marrory episode. It was the
one with it is as well. I survived, she could,
but when they signed on it was a certain amount,
but you just keept changing the tear and then she
was so sick. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, and I was like,
you've got a problem. We've just dropped that down to

(34:14):
this now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
So that's what I reckon will happen, is they'll they'll
be like, oh, you can only post x amount a week,
and you can only post so many stories, which for.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Those friends that go out on a Friday Saturday and
their dots at the top of the story dots that
might actually be a good idea on when you wake up,
you know these twenty dots, maybe make it a six
dot day?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Does z N podcast Network plays ends flesh one and
Hailey Fun Hailey.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Silly Little post It is so silly, silly, silly that
silly little poo, silly little pottle, silly sell a little
pole days. Should shops be over open over Easter? So

(35:05):
there's been that laws the Alcohol Reform Act is past
its third reading, could be all go by tomorrow or something. Yeah,
which means that they're getting rid of that stupid need
to have food with your drinks. Food has to be
available personally to you. I would judge this on a
case by case basis. Some people need some people do

(35:27):
need a bit of food, some people don't. If you're
having a casual one. Oh yeah, quiet, Guinness, not the problem.
But I have a problem. Not the problem. I don't
know what we're talking about, Guinness. My need for Hawaiian
pizza problem.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Buy a little Chippists, you'll give keep your elp. It
does not for everybody problem to rich from a Eastern
black stomach.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
So retail stores have to close over three and a
half days every year, good right at Easter, Sunday, Christmas
Day and Anzac Day until one o'clock. So they think
that that's going to be the next one on the
block after they've dealt with the alcohol reform shops and stay.
But you know what I love when the garden center
is the most rebellious of the retail Yeah, the garden
centers like fine summing. I'm selling some crissines to someone,

(36:16):
yeah yes, yeah, look, I mean it's based on like religion, right, yeah,
and most of the countries isn't. But for people who
work in retail. Isn't it nice to shut the doors
and have a weekend where you don't have to worry
about it. You don't have to worry about staff, and
you don't have to worry about being there. You don't
have to worry about time and a half. You can
a wadcat. Do you think shops should be open over easter?

(36:39):
Fifty nine percent of people said yes, Forty one percent
of people said no, and opinions are strong. Yes. Give
the workers a rare is triptys business will survive if
they shut for a day. Agreed. Brian said no, Give
retail workers a break, they need it. Agreed. I agreed
abby selfishly kind of because I want beer, but also

(37:00):
resale people deserve a break. A beer at time if
you pre planned that. I was at the and I
have some old ducks, and they were having a real
panic about the fact that the supermarket was shut on Friday.
Now four of those, because the supermarkets are shut on Friday. Five.
You don't want to be caught Sure was the room
in the freezer. I don't know if it's room in

(37:20):
the freezer for five. We could squeeze four. And he says,
I don't believe in God. Okay, thanks, So, I have
no ties to Easter and would like to use the
long weekend to catch up on things I can't get
done during the week. Make it like Ansic Day and
let the moment in the afternoon. They would be a
good idea. Shows, or maybe just take it down to
one day off like Good Friday or Sunday or something,
and then we can still have them. Yeah, it's a

(37:43):
time for everyone to spend time with their families, not
in the shops his page, who obviously likes spending time
with them.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I would never make Easter of spend time with my
family holiday. It's I reckon, it's your last go away
for the weekend holiday. Yeah, we can enjoy it a
summer labor week before Marthariki and then we've got Kingsworth
and then we've got the drought.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
How is the weather looking for this weekend? Is it
looking all right? And Barley, did you want to know? Nah,
you can shut up about it. I don't want to
hear another thing. What's happening in Semenyate one of our
favorite places to go as a grown I mean, it's
pretty consistently about twenty seven twenty eight degrees, maybe with
a slight shower later in the afternoon. So Easter weekend
if you see one. According to the AI Overview, starts
calm and fine with high pressure on Thursday and Friday,

(38:27):
but turns wet for the South Island on Saturday, sending
to the North Island by Sunday wet, expecting heavy rain
in Westland and Fjordland was cool, showery conditions developing across
many regions later in the weekend. I'm going to and
now to dam Thanks thanks for that, Simon tonight on
seven sharp. I'm going to Stuart Island on Monday. And
I looked at the weather yesterday and it said it

(38:47):
was all g literally that's what it said, gg or
gg g thirty degrees in Bali where I'm going. But
it's but babes, it's pissing down right the whole time.
Son't worry about it for not taking because of course,
those those four dollar massages they melt in the rain,
don't they the cheap for the delicious eats that all

(39:11):
just melts away. Sorry, I'm so sorry. I actually said
it's my birthday on Easter Monday, so how am I
going to avoid more in laws who are staying if
I can't escape to the shops. Yeah, logan, I'm in
two minds. Retail workers deserve long weekends too, but New
Zealand only acknowledging Christian holidays feel significantly outdated nowadays, given
the diversity of our country, more Chinese ones and Indian

(39:33):
ones and all the ones the day diabetic atheists chocolate
eggs and cheeses are best than diabetic atheist is perfect?
Really funny? I bet a atheists great rock quest. Yeah
it is, yes, instinctively, said listener. However, reflecting, I'm wondering why.

(39:54):
I certain we can plain ahead for a few days,
enjoy the time of family, take a break in the
year of three hundred and sixty five days. Is a
human population we can do without going to the shops,
Go for a walk, cool old friends, WhatsApp someone overseas,
reconnect with yourself. Stopp being busy for no reason, she said,
She said, yes, and then immediately just retreated into this
fall like philosophical note. Yeah, okay, actually no, even though

(40:15):
I'm not in New Zealand, I'm in the Caribbean. I
wish to be at home and not all I want
to be in the cab. We're in the Caribbean.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
This she.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Actually, I've never never been beautiful. I to I'd go
to see the pirates and those little metal hoops that
help people do ab sailing. Caribiners. Yeah, there's an island
there where they naturally occur. That's naturally the naturally that's
a twisty bat you're dad joke from you actually really

(40:43):
tackled me that it's a little island. You go to
ros you go swim with the pegs on one see
the caribbeanans though there on the island over. Yeah, the
movie was about pirates of the Caribbeaners, Pirates of the
Caribbeans and they come down off the mask. The sailors
are really loving this chat right now. Anyone a sailor

(41:05):
sex If you are strapping on a harness to day
to clean some windows, yeah on a high rise wielder. Also,
if you're going to the Carabiner island, yeah, stop there
because if you like it goes pegs carabiners Epstein. Yeah,
stop before you get there, right there. So for silly

(41:25):
little pole today we are so you think shops should
be open over Easter and fifty nine percent of you
said yes.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
The ZNN podcast network plays z ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I want to know right now, when were your instincts right?
We felt something in your gut and you went hmmm,
and then you were right. Eighty eight percent of women
who took part in this study believe their instincts are
so strong they consider themselves better than the FBI at
sniffing out something.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Gone really, the Federal Bureau of Intelligent Andations of Icebergs.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Icebergs, the fish bearing Icebergs Association, so they say that
women in particular have very strong instincts. Psychological research said
that this is true of women in particular, that emotional
intelligence and sensitivity to behavioral changes can make people more
aware of inconsistencies, especially in close connections. Wes sniff and

(42:22):
out when something's wrong in our relationships, when something's up.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
With our kids. Oh my god, I just revealed I've
got children this whole time. But right, I'm not just
saying only women can do this. I think I've often
good instinct intuition. Yeah, and you go that sometimes if
I don't trust that, I'm like, should should trust? Yes?
I always Sometimes if that happens, I look back and

(42:46):
say you know what you knew that.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeap often looking out for signs of small shifts and
communication tone or daily routines that would otherwise go unnoticed
unless you.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Were like, I'm going to follow that. Ye follow that
lead a little bit, like you're used to that baseline,
and then when it changes, Oh, they're coming home quite late,
so I.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Want to hear, yeah, those are not the socks you
wore when you left this morning. So I want to
know when we your instincts right, and it doesn't have
to be about relationships, but maybe maybe you did follow
them for that.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Maybe it was just like a gut feeling you had
that you were like, that's a bit off, and you
were right, like when you know women love sniffing out
when someone's pregnant. They're like, I've noticed. Yeah, I'm going
to call it. Would you like a drink? You know? Thank? Yeah? No,
just really hungover. I could not stomach it. Okay, well,

(43:41):
we want to take your calls. I went hunter DALs
at M Now you can text through nine six nine six.
When were your instincts on the money right now? Though?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
When we are instincts right, the vast majority eighty eight
percent I believe of women said that they think their
instincts are so right they're better than the FBI themselves.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh well, Hannah, you rate your intuition, your instincts. Yes, yeah,
I do, just through my procision.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
I probably should have been anonymous.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
That's right. Oh okay, let's Anna go Anna Anna, ye Anna. Yeah.
I'm a wedding celebrant, so I meet couples about twelve
months before their wedding, and I've had two occasions where
I've called it that they wouldn't even get married, And
then I've had two that I've.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Called that that'd probably divorces in the first three years,
and instagrams confirm that to me.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
If you Anna were my wedding celebrant and I knew
this of you, I'd say to my fiance, Oh, just
want't you just go pop out there?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
And I'd be like, what are you saying? Just tell me.
I would love to tell people the truth, to be honest,
because I think it would stop quite a few weddings
that probably shouldn't go a hit. But anyway, Wow, but
you've got to make that money, though, don't you. You
can't tell people no use. Yeah, that's reckon. You should
tell them it might almost make them dig in.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yeah, and it says right where they do that kind
of couples test before they get married.

Speaker 7 (45:05):
I feel like celebrants should offer that as well.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, totally. Oh that's amazing. Thank you, Hannah. Hannah can
still the Hannah. Yeah. Do you think Flitch, Fawn and
Hailey is a trio where we're built to last. We're
going to make it, We're going to make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're really undenied there.

Speaker 7 (45:28):
As long as you don't listen to the haters on Reddit,
you'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Desperate, yes, Hannah, Thank you, Hannah. Ask some messages and
what are you What are you looking for in your bag?
A will to live? No charger my phones the battery
is almost always dead and I charged it over night.
But let's not concern. I was trying to do that.
You were getting you were getting a new phone. He

(45:56):
doesn't want to talk about it. He doesn't want to
talk about it. Okay, I'm over here on ninety percent
it must be nice, and seventeen eighty it's nice. We
want to charge your babe, no, because I can't use
your USBC charge because I'm a light I know, baby,
that's okay. My expert and cheated on me and I
knew the night had happened. I just had a gut

(46:16):
feeling that was happening. Didn't get confirmation until a week later,
even though I asked them about it on the night.
Oh wow, okay, yeah, somebody said you. I had a
weird feeling about my partner Fifo fly In fly Out,
husband does Fifo. I've been away for a couple of weeks.
I just had this overwhelming feeling something was very wrong,
and I couldn't get a hold of him. Two days later,

(46:38):
he finally called to say his body had start to
shut down. It was a medical emergency and it almost died.
Oh my god, Wow that you thought, yeah, we were
cheating or something was up. That was literally like you
felt it in your boat. I wanted, like, twin intuition
is so tuition? When did your investigation? Spidery sense is caken?
But it's twin tuition and intuition and just kind of

(47:00):
like spiritual connections. Just when kne your instincts were right. Yes, yeah,
twin tuition. I studied with a twin and one day
we were studying happy as and then she got the
super overwhelming sense of sadness. We put it down to studying.
And then that afternoon a twin court and said she'd
been let go from work, had a really about afternoon
she felt her twin sadness. Yeah, either that or deal

(47:23):
is just a change in temperature shift late don't tingle
probably can be explained to twin tuition. Here my sister
and I feel each other's anxiety. Wow, like I would
not wish mine on anyone.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
If I'm feeling really anxious, but can't pinpoint why, I
know I need to miss you to see what's up.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Quite annoying, I imagine. Yeah, I think it's because in
the simulation there's a bug with twins twin characters. Yeah,
I think so, the coding is too similar. I was
late in the evening and I also have this horrific feeling,
like a full bloind panic attack. I knew something was
wrong with my twin brother. Turns out, at that exact
moment to the minute, he was under going emergency surgery

(48:01):
for a burst dependence. Wow. Who knew we had so
many twins listening anybody else? Do this is design of
this all the time out? I feel like when I'm
asleep and I'm dreaming. I asked myself how long till
I wake up? I'm so tired. Then suddenly I opened
my eyes. Then the alarm goes off. Oh did you
see did you read this one about the school?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
It wasn't unusual for me to miss my ride to school,
but for some reason my dad was suspicious about me wagging.
On this particular day, he confronted me about what was
in my bag. I said, it's pegah and he said
show me it was my outfit. I was planning to wagon.
I tried to make a run for it, and he
chased me down. I was caught, my mother was called
and I was escorted to school. It really stucked having
a police detective for a dad.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
He's got intuition. Yeah, yeah, well it's good being a detective.
The trades have just put the Mekida workplace radio up
on the bench out there working on the listen wondering
if I listening this morning. This is the test to
see if they're listening this morning, because they have popped
the Mekda right up.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Trade's come give us a little waves. I actually had
a good eye on them yet. By the way, speaking off.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Speaking of ye got yours on? Yeah, yeah, baby, we
had listeners turning on. He's scatting through aunties turned up
to a wedding. What we're done? Shut up? I was
just talking about I was making a little sweet segue. There.

(49:32):
You're really letting the shog off. The RAS's pretty disappointed.
I am trying to rain this end.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Okay, Olivia, we're talking about the trade's behind us.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Who listened to us in the morning. We just got confimation. Hi,
boys doing doing the lord's work. I need to tell
you about something I saw over my neighbors fence yesterday,
involving a trade.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Air podcast Network plays it ends flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yesterday, I was the garage having a little meeting. I'm
doing a little.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I've had enough of my parents through the spear room wall,
you know, right, So I'm going to shunt them into
the garage with love.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
You've gotta be careful shunting them at that age. Yeah, yeah,
fall down, dick stick. Yeah yeah, they're probably welcoming this
move having heard what comes through the wall. Yeah, that
laugh wasn't be spoken to ye anyway.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
So I'm down in the garage and it's my lovely
draftsman Graham and the structural engineer Eugene's there, and my
mum's there, and even great jeans.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
These people for you just bought up the garage and
check like I've I've seen these for rent these places.
You just bought up the garage. Yeah, chuck a hater
in there and a and you're done. That's at least
four hundred a week.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
I mean, turns out, even if you're putting your own
family in there, it actually does have to meet quite
a high standard.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Standards might warm them in the sixties. I'm the government
taking care of cram immigrant families in our garage. Willie
nearly No, no, no, no, it's got to be. It's
going to be all proper. And old people get cold
real easy. My mum's constantly cold. People don't get cold. Yeah,
both my parents are slim. I can't. That's why I'm

(51:17):
starting to fit up. I can't. I can't bear the
thought of the twenty years been cold. Yeah, me too,
my complete you want to save on your PINCHI warming
and he start now. I can't know. If I struggle
to put weight on, it takes forever year me too,
and it just does not touch the soles.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
So we're having a meeting and we're talking about building,
and then we all hear this saying, you know, chainsaws
and my neighbors next to a big long, like huge
renovation project. They've been going for years and they still
will be kind of vibes. So I'm used to the sound.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
But obviously it.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Catches the attention of the draftsmen, who's like, oh, this
reno's all around having a little luck. And I was like, oh, yeah,
they're they're working on something. I've seen my neighbors builders before.
What even I'm just just bog standard builders.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
So I wasn't out. Yeah, I wasn't really that interested.
So I was like, yeah, come on back to what's
the hottest trade? Just quick side bar the hottest trade.
George is and as well. You're having away and Georgia
on the Hottest Trade. And don't say your husband he's
not in trade. There guys a ban.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
He's got he's got hands. Yeah, I just to remind myself,
this wasn't the podcast, lady.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
It's got to be it's got to be builders, carpenters. Yeah,
it's builders. No, it's definitely not a plumber and it's
definitely not a sparky Georgia after not after ten this morning.
If you're in the trade for your workday, Georgia, I'm
just saying what you were thinking, am I not? You
just have to open your mouth and say that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Well, I can confirm builders because I hear the the
sores going off, and then I just see flesh and
I think like this, I'm like a magpie.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Beer flesh and you want to get your little pointing
needle snout into it. And at this time, you know,
Eugene's happening on about structural and hands here doing calculations.
Are you in a high wind zone? That's a scam. Scam.
Shut up, We'll be fine. Eugene. Shut up, because only Eugene.

(53:30):
I'll listen to his Eugene Levy. And it's because of
the eyebrows. The eyebrowser this. Eugene's got weak eyebrows. I'm distracted.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
They could be telling me whatever, how much costs, what
it's going to be. I clock this builder and he.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Is unreal, like I'm talking. He turns around. What we're
talking at ten? Well, I saw eight abs showing off.
He had.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Four sets of two cutters, the Holy Land to the
Holy Land, an arrow, the sway, mam. And then those
side bits the obliques were like twisting.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Then he like he's like bending over drilling something. His
back's like and I just go about to swear.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I said, if me in front of these like men
in their sixties, and my mother and my father was like,
I said, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I was like, mom, and she looks around. She says,
holy ship doesn't far from the tree is basically what say,
my hot across a long line of horny kilder.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
So we are just like jump and I think they're
still talking about you know, Braceline GiB or.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Something like that. I don't give a crap. This guy
is a god. Like I I'm sorry, I don't even
know what to do with that. I've got to step
at my backyard game, right, So then I was like mom,
oh my gosh, and I sort of walk out of
the garard and I'm getting my phone to try because
I was like, people are gonna want to see him.

(55:13):
It was a funny story about your videoed him.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
But then I was like, I need this dude to
stand up, so I get the eight pack on camera.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Oh did I cut it off? Just damn it?

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Okay, So as he pops up there, he turns around
and he clocks me filming him.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You're so embarrassed out of tears around. He's like, hi, sweeting.
You know there's the trades a I will say, as
a girl with a lot of homosexual friends, it was
not the viby was giving off. This is this was
this was this is this is this? How do you
make that speechlessumbling? I haven't seen a stomach like her. Yeah,

(55:59):
I will be host and drinks. Yeah. Hayley's also got
up on the latter. In turn, the security came around
to the neighbor. Finally going to security came work. All
it took was not the pending threat of someone robbing.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Her house, the needwork.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Vonn's ten dollars suburb. I love this. Vaughn's ten dollar
suburb is back, all thanks to One Roof. And it's
back and even better because there's one thousand dollars street,
ten dollar suburb, one thousand dollars street, all thanks signed
sealed delivery. Yet one roof Browns homes for sale or
rent with the one roof app. Download it now. Now
here's how it works, I randomly generate a suburb in

(56:35):
this beautiful country of ours. We then say the suburb,
and if you were in that suburb, you call us
an know one hundred dollars at em. You must prove
to us to our satisfaction that you're indeed in that
suburb and where you claim to be. You must say
our street you're on? We lock on that street. That
street is written well, us street is written on an
envelope and it's been given to Shannon ten minutes ago.
You can both agree, yes, there's foul play here when

(56:59):
you'd to us that you're in that suburb and say
what street you're on, will open the envelope and see
if that street matches. If it does, as Flitch said,
thanks to one roof one thousand dollars today the suburb
and if you're in the suburb, you need to call
us right now. Petni okay D. So what can I

(57:21):
tell you about Patna? Did you know it was the
it's the oldest European settlement in the Wellington region, settled
in eighteen forty, flooded constantly.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah, and because it's right by the beach and they
had an island. These to you know send all the
sick people and.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
The quarantine island. Quarantine island. Yes, well, if you're listening,
you're in Patoni right now. Oh eight hundred dollars. It
in pit one we use we use the New Zealand
post boundary for the suburb is how far out does
it go? Because then you're in the far as you think? Yeah? Okay, well, Michaylee,
you're first through. Good morning, Michayla, good morning. Whereabouts in Potoni?

(57:57):
Are you? I can say them?

Speaker 7 (58:00):
Well outside and say.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Okay, so what let's just have a look there. Born
just bringing up the Google Man's just so we can yep,
according to this, what street would you be on there?

Speaker 5 (58:13):
This is the street?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Name is street?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Which Gear Street? Yeah? Yeah, I know it? Oh yeah,
I can see Gear Street? Yeah. How would you like
Haley as the resident there? How would you like to
prove that she has indeed where she says she and
what businesses are there around? Like? Can you see on
the Google street? Yeah? What would you round you, Michayla,
I can see a Thompson Autumn the automotive. Okay, let's

(58:40):
just just looking. There's my pack and save I'm going
to spin round. Yeah, I'll go for a little wander
down the street on Google Street. Yeah, on the corner. Okay,
what's under City Fitness. I can't see it from your angle,
you might not be able to see the sign. Is
there anyone around you in the part you got walking around?

(59:03):
Why you? No? No? Before? Is there anyone there that
can verify that you are in fact where you say
you are? Like walking past?

Speaker 5 (59:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Okay, I'm I'm happy with this, she said the city fitted.
She's at the automatical something triggering here. It's a Google
street view. Last took a photo of this roundabout in
June twenty twenty one, and petrol was under two dollars.
A leader, don't look at the petrol. I tell you what, Mikayla. Yeah, Well,
award it. We'll lock that in ten dollars. Sub if
you've won ten dollars of being in the suburb, will

(59:35):
instantly transfer you that money. Now quite a painful process,
it is, Yes, just get your bank number ready. Yeah.
Producer Shannon has delivered the envelope with the one thousand
dollars street in it. What street did you say you
were on? Yes?

Speaker 7 (59:53):
Straight?

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Yes? Yeah? Straight? Okay.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Opening up the envelope, Jackson Streets straight, thanks to Greater,
Greater coffee.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Yeah right, stuff, Well, thanks to wonder if our thousand
dollars street today. If you're on the street, you win
the one thousand dollars is Cuba Street? Wait? Did they
have a Cuba Okay, oh that's unfortunate Tuba Street. Yeah,

(01:00:24):
Michayla unfortunately missing out on the Was it even close
set street? Or is it a she's a feud? All right? Yes,
miaya Wait there, open up your banking app normal, painfully
dropped down your bank details now and instantly transfer that
from his personal bank account.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Plays it ends flat for.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
The day, day day day to.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
Do do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Do, do do do. When it was the last minute,
Tat tat wound the boat sail tag real Dean bark
attack here. Yeah, because I got a message from a
listener called Alex, and she's she's a professional traveler, you said, Alex.

(01:01:26):
I immediately thought of a man, Alex, You're so sexist
sometimes I have a real problem. Yeah, yeah, Alex traveler. Yeah,
she's a professional traveler, like she's traveling all around the
world all fun. I'm just jealous. Yeah, she said, you
probably already have tomorrow's diabolical royalspect of the day. But

(01:01:48):
if you're still in need, here's one I learned about
it from my tour guide the other week. In Nepal,
now Nipple, they just elected a rapper I'll BIGI so,
and his first thing was to do exactly that he
did a rap I'm not even joking. Blindra takes charge

(01:02:10):
after landslide nineteen ninety. Yeah, they had the gen Z Riots,
and so this is kind of why it's happened in Nepal.
Gen Z right would be pretty laid back, throw a
breakthrough a band and be like, oh my god, and
then has some anxiety why you tell it? Why are
you yelling it? And someone said you're not throwing that

(01:02:30):
breck right, They're like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Yeah. Yeah, I didn't fell up a sports arm. I
grew during the pandemic. I didn't get a sports I
do anything. I can't throw a brick skills. Your tone
about me throwing the breck really threatening, and so I'm
going to that break mess gendered. Sorry, yeah, yeah, canceled,

(01:02:52):
canceled And I'm filming this by the way, Yeah, I
was just and I've had my phone on the entire time.
Hi guy in the middle of some mum riots here,
and this fellow rioter just told me, I throw like
a girl, And I said, oh, and what's wrong with that?
How do girls throw? Hi guys? Get ready with me
to get arrested. Just throw a break and we're going

(01:03:15):
to riot and we've practiced our riot dance and right
yet stuff, right, yes, it's fun ragging on another generation
because we're old, getting older millennials jealous of your youth. Okay,
this isn't about that guy. This is about in two
thousand and one when Nepal. The end result of this

(01:03:35):
was actually Nepal becoming a republic. Okay, So they used
to have a king and queen, they had a royal family,
and this story is about Crown Prince Dependra of Nepal.
He had been dating his lovely girlfriend, Devanni Rana, Nepalese
aristocrat from a very distinguished family for quite some time,

(01:03:56):
but his mother did not like her at all. Goodness,
she said, you're not marrying her, and the reason being
apparently that so the girlfriend's mother had a crush on
the king, this queen's husband when they were younger. And
he says, she's this isn't no way you're not bringing
that into the castle. And so they've been dating for

(01:04:18):
a while. He said, well, sweet, I don't want to
be king. I'm gonna what do they call the abdicate? Yeah,
just I'm not interested in that. And the family said, like,
how you are You're going to this is important? So
one night June first, two thousand and one, Dependra comes
to a family gathering drunk with an M sixteen assault rifle,
an MP five machine gun, and a pistol. He kills
his entire family. Wow, that's so my goodness, Mett. Yeah,

(01:04:44):
could we sit down and figure this out? Perhaps? Yeah,
he shot his whole family, everybody, and then tried to
shoot himself but didn't get it done. We didn't try
it hard because he was still alive and he was
the next in line. He's nacoma with a horrendous head injury.
He's crowned King of Nepal. Right, he has crowned King

(01:05:06):
Dependra of Nepal nacoma, having shot his entire family and
then tried to show himself. He ran for three days
while unconscious in an intensive care unit, and then he died.
Probably in those three days, got a lot more done
than some countries leaders. Yeah, yeah, a lot of fashion
about it. It was then passed on to his uncle,
who everybody really disliked. Oh yeah, so they pretty much

(01:05:27):
got rid of the royal family, right. It was sort
of the last act of likeand on these guys. See,
I'll distance myself from that because it felt racist, because
it was a non English names still funny, as another
person said, Nazi is still funny. He's done that thing

(01:05:49):
the bus. You think you get a hostess show alone,
please don't. So it's in two thousand and eight, after
that whole Shibuzil and the terrible letter. Afterwards it was
declared a federal gym democratic Republic, and the two hundred
and forty year reign of that family done and dust that.
The museum, We're sorry, the castle where it all happened,
The palace is now a museum. You can walk through

(01:06:10):
in the Wow. The bullet holes are being preserved. You
can be like, that's what we want to. Wow. So
today's fact of the day, and the last one for
the atrocious behavior from royals, Yeah, is the Crown Prince
Alex de Pendra. Fact of the day, day day day,

(01:06:30):
day do do do do Do Do Do Do Do
Do do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Plays it ends flesh Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Gmail has announced that if you made an embarrassing Gmail name, yeah,
you flet your big boy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
What what was your one when you underscore b underscore heaved, Yeah,
there was hot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Mail, but I mean that's a pervot example. I think
hot mail had a more embarrassing emails. He grew on
school Vana school Baby as well. I just out there
like Yahoo will miss in it. I see Angel underscore
eighty nine years one. Well, they have Google Slash. Gmail
have announced that you'll be able to set up a

(01:07:18):
new email handle or a what do you call it
a username? Yeah, but you'll also it will connect to
your to your embarrassing one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
So if you were for John star Baby jellygal a
nine at gmail dot com, you can then change it
to Rebecca McDonald's at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I feel like Rebecca McDonald at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Okay, Rebecca McDonald still has it still has to be
a new one, not taking this. Yeah, it still has
to be all all your other stuff. It'll kind of like, yes,
you can do this on is it Apple Mail?

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
You can change it so it looks like it's it's
a silly, nonsensical email if you're going as owning up
to something and you can just stop that happening. But
they can reply to it. Yeah, like an anonymous email.
It's like how the dosh and the gmails doesn't matter?
What do you mean? It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
So if you were Carl dot Fletcher, Yeah, if I
did Carl Fletcher, it's still gets sent to you the
dot no idea weird. Brittany Stint taught me that one
day comedian. Sure, she's more than funny, she's more than funny.
And then I tried it out because I've got a
dot in mine. Yeah, you'll never figure it out, and
it doesn't just as fun.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
You're right, I'm going to try it on mine. Yeah. Well,
this is a question we want to ask this morning
because we have talked in the past about like tell
us you're embarrassing Gmail name or your early email name.
But I want to know if there's been a point
where you've been embarrassed by how bad your email name was.
My god, yeah, because you're you're at like say you're
checking in somewhere and they're like we just need your

(01:08:51):
email address, or you're on a phone call or a
cool center just needs email, and you're just like, yeah, oh,
I'm just I'm sort of I'm sort of at the
final details of my mother's Yeah, we'll email this to you.
What is it? Big tits Hong Kong. And you're like, oh,
far out. Man's right, it doesn't matter, does that? Just

(01:09:12):
rolled on? It doesn't matter. Just the dot in the
Gmail does not matter. Just insane, Okay, I'll get the ball.
Roll and house on Instagram had a couple of responses.
Eilah said, my mum reading hers out, I'll skip in
front of it. But the end of her email is
Jonesy sixty nine at gmail dot com because she was
born in nineteen sixty nine. Oh so she doesn't know
that that means nice? Well, no, she'd know, now, surely

(01:09:33):
does she? How old are you if you're sixty nine,
you were born in nineteen sixty nine? Sex? Yeah, yeah,
fifty six and fifty seven? Yeah? Nice? You know nice?
You know you know what it means. Oh, my Jonesy.
I moved to China and made a new email address
and put Beijing and except I spelt Beijing wrong. Oh no,
and everybody, everybody that I gave that email to him

(01:09:55):
trying to tell me you spelled that one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Yeah, if you spelt Beijing like ba y, I'm going
to be okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Well on one hundred dollars at him as a number.
You can text her as well. Nine six nine Sex.
We want to know when did your email address embarrass you?
Great news from Gmail who have said if you've got
an embarrassing Gmail address name that you can link another
address to the same account.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
I just walked out of the studio into the producers
both and I heard Shannon repeating someone's email back to them,
and I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Yeah, so we want to know not what it was,
but I mean I guess what it was, but how
it embarrassed you, like when you had to use it,
or like what happens Sarah Sarah. I heard Sarah joins us,
what's your email address, Sarah? And when has it embarrassed you?

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
So it's not actually mine, but I work in a
customer service based role, so I'm sending out emails quite frequently,
and there's a few that sort of friends. Mind. I
had a pimple popper. A Stoner for Life Life Style
l Y is a couple of four twenties in there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Yeah. I wonder because you say customer service, but I
wonder if anyone working in like recruitment gets us and
they see someone with like stoner for life at Gmail
or like you, like you're not giving their prison a job. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
h mister scuck sixty nine, So good Sarah, Thank you? Janey?

(01:11:35):
What what is hi? You've got an email that's embarrassed
you at some stage?

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Absolutely so.

Speaker 7 (01:11:42):
I was in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Yes, I'm that old. And my email addresses two.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
Lines two lines on my business card and it was
are you ready? Yes, Janie dot badly hyphens creek at
Diversified dot Software, dot Systems, dot Europe dot Limited.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
UK, say I it. Do you know even you worked
in software and systems and you couldn't work out how
to get a shorter email?

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
Tell me about it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah? God, I just like I skipped filling out my
email address on forms. You know, when you're in a
story checking in somewhere, just leave it blank. I don't care.
Oh yes, and it's not even that long. Take me
half an hour to write it out as well. So
I got Janie think you some messages? Hold on, No,

(01:12:35):
your mic was on and we heard, well, you might
as well say that one there, Okay, an embarrassing email
address as a teenager. It was something I can't say.
I just checked a fleete doesn't want me to say it.
At gmail dot com it was it was up the
bomb no baby, no, no, don't expectinitely don't say that.
Give the mic spec on off here though, yeah, yeah, okay.

(01:12:57):
I was the reason being I was terrible to remembering
to take my contraceptive pearls. So my friend of the
theory that if this is my email, I would remind
because I checked my email every day. What I just said,
a reminder on my phone or something. Keep your tickets
coming in nine sex, nine sex. We want to know
when your email address embarrass you. We're talking about your

(01:13:18):
embarrassing email addresses whatever. Manga at hotmail dot com. Somebody
said I had I used to have. I just spout
it out for people.

Speaker 5 (01:13:26):
W h A.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Yeah. Also apparently people telling me flich the mics went
off before? Did they hear us say email addresses up?
I turned the mics off one hundred percent. There's no
they heard it. No way they went on there. Turn
them off quickly up the yeah, turn them back off. Yeah,
people say that we don't know how to do radio.

(01:13:48):
Excuse me, do your workplace, your job. I've been pushing
these buttons for years. I know who knows when he's
pushed them on? I know, on and off. Yeah, yeah, okay.
My first email was bit are actually, don't think about
what we're talking about. You better know how to turn
them Mono brow Barbie at hot dot tell. My sister
made it for me, applied for my first job.

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
With that, and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Did they get the job? Okay. A mum ordering school
books for her kids at an email was I love
ginger men at gmail dot com and we do shout
out nine six nine six of your ger The thing is,
and this is why this news from Gmail is great
is because you sign up to everything using it and
you just stuck with it, aren't you. Yeah. My friend's
mum's initials are BJ and her married name is Balls.

(01:14:32):
Her emails literally something like BJ balls and number. No,
you just go for something else like, I don't know,
tennis lover, Yeah, yeah, golf mom, yeah, GOLFEA BJ balls
BJ Wolves. My husband's email addresses chummy Balls at gmail
dot com. C h U M. E. B A L

(01:14:55):
d mn't be married to bj balls Balls. Yeah, he
gets embarrassed and asked for it in public, has but
won't get himself a new one. He starts spelling it
out and I say, nope, you said out loud. You
stand by that. My sister has her email address, she
got it in the nineties as she still uses that.
She lives and dies by her email address being yo underscore, whatever,

(01:15:17):
yo whatever. Oh well, it's hot mail. He lives and
dies by that sort kind of like that. Yeah, I
have to enter customers orders and this email address is
Kevin's ANUS sixty nine. Do you think keV he's married to?

(01:15:37):
Maybe hold on because somebody else is just messaged. Didn't
say the mics are differently not off. I've heard you
say the bum though babies now sorry, god, okay, Well
to the broadcasting sentences, apologize for that. Just made it
on the air that one time. We'd just like to
sincerely apologize and you should be thank you so apologies

(01:15:58):
to our listeners. Just a moment of reflection, but that
we know we've crossed the line. Yeah, it wasn't supposed
to happen. I supposed to be speishly on air. I
was twelve when I set up my hot mail candy
lips sixty nine or at hotmail my palm. I was twelve.
I don't know what candy lips could be enuated at.
I don't know what the number sixty nine? Men, that's
so funny. Someone, by the way, Oh my god. The

(01:16:20):
person whose email address was MIC's offt baby, Yeah, because
she couldn't remember to take a contracept Mike's beck on.
Mike's back on, because she couldn't remember to take a
contraceptive pill. It didn't work. I had a baby when
I was seventeen, so I don't an email address called
the MIC's off. I should have done I shouldn't have
had a baby. That's factual. Actually, Mike's beckon back on.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Yep, Mike's beck onuse need work plays it ends flesh
phone and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Hey you on the phone. I Bacon guess your pet's name,
So it's time to play. Thanks to animates, bid, I
can guess your pit's name. Five hundred dollars is up
for grabs, and a one hundred dollars animates voucher. And

(01:17:10):
we are joined now by Nadine. Good morning, Nadine, good morning,
We've got to establish the type of pit you have
and the breed. So you've got it. You can tell
us that now before we guess the pit's name.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Okay, So as a cat, yep, breed, I mean it's
just like a domestic.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Yes, I got one of those, as you didn't. Is
a pure bread. I rescued it from the breeder. Had
allow did the stage to established gender of cat? You're
allowed to know. Here's what what's the gender? Nadine? It's
a boy. That's a boy. Okay, so we've got a
boy cat boy. Yeah, okay, let's try and work it out.

(01:17:55):
This is the game. Okay, is your cat? Did you can't?
Can't share a name with Britty? That's a good one, okay,
straight out the gates year put down Brittany Bowie? Is that? Yeah?
Bowe and zig Bowie and Ziggy. What about Brittany. Nobody's

(01:18:17):
calling Brando. Nobody's calling there, you see Brittany? Okay, So
Kate bluntchet is a go yeah, Leo Leonardo DiCaprio, Yeah, yeah,
for a cat. What about Tom Cruise? Because he Tom,
he's a Tom. About Richie? What about Richie mcclaw because
I know when Richie, I've got Richie. Yeah, that's a

(01:18:38):
good idea. That's a good one, really good. That would
be a good one for a bird the way Richie
mccar if it was a MCA, you be expecting a
McCaw Yeah, okay, r more celebrities. What color is the cat?

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Could see you in the right direction?

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
He's ginger and it's called I reckons playing the music? What?
What about? What about Rupert Grint? Is it his name? Oh? Yeah?
What's his name in there? Ron? Right? What about the
famously ginger famous arm Ron? What was it? What did
you say? His name was called Rupert?

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
What are the other ways leis called saying famous? And
George Emma Stone.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
And that's a man arm man? Can't Prince Harry? Oh yeah,
Prince Harry. What about Frank then? Was his ginger Conan
famously Brian Yeah? Conan? Oh yes, used to go with
Beard is ginger? Yeah, real manger too. I'll say it,

(01:19:47):
especially after I don't like the things either. They're about splots, muse.
I would have gone for a Frank's house to around
Sith Green. He said he's irrelevant, irrelevant family guy. It's
the greatest show to ever be made. Okay, what what

(01:20:08):
do you have other pets? And what are their names?
Do I have what other pets? And what what? What
were their names? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:16):
I have another little three leggers ginger cat called Arthur.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Lose its legs. That was before diabetes. Then he got
too close to a car. Oh they do that or diabetes.

Speaker 7 (01:20:37):
His name was already Arthur, and I got him when
needed six.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Oh wow a cat? Well he was as well. But yeah, right,
well that's so nice that you risk your cats like
I do, feel like a bit of a bit of human,
don't you. Just these people that buy bread, you know,
by breeders.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
I think them thankful.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Yeah, you'd find that day was Murray, Yeah I do. Hailey, Okay, Vorn,
there's that. You've got enough there, yeah, I think so? Okay,
all right, well I put Mick from Mick Hucknall from
simply read the real rogue. You don't know me by
now blame absolute flaming up character. You put down that

(01:21:24):
year again, maybe born. You've got fifteen seconds to try
and guess Nadine's pets name. Your time starts now, Bowie Ziggy, Marlon, Leo, Richie,
elvis Ed Napoleon Ron Rupert, Fred George. The name of
my cat which one? Sorry I was waiting for the
full name Ron Weasley. I picked it, I said, don't

(01:21:50):
even worry. Yeah done, So you've got I wish I
would Garfield on the list about Yeah, congratulations, thanks to Animates.
We've got a one hundred dollars Animates about you and
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(01:22:17):
I've got that so much catnum for its sheering. Oh
that is so amazing. Oh that's so great. It might
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No worries, well done. Thanks to Animates as well. Hop
and saw their Easter sail on now online.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
The z M podcast network plays MS Flesh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
One and What did You Wrongly Believe?

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
As a kid God, we were fed some stuff like
you're gonna drown if you ate a biscuit and then
got in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Mine was definitely I thought the other side of the
world was over.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
The winer were Marta Hill. When I lived in Eastbourne,
it was hard as a child would grasp scales it
really yeah, yeah, to Shannon thought that Bob Dylan was black.
I think she only just realized he was white when
Timothy Shella may, Yeah she.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Did, she said at a moment of recognizing when their
cash Timothy Shellamann, she said, well, this is going to
be a problem. That's whitewashing. Did you did you actually
think this there was going to be a problematic movie? Im? Yeah,
I truly did.

Speaker 5 (01:23:16):
And I also grew up thinking I owned a milk
company because my last name is Trim.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
And I was like, well, that's my name, it's all
it's on all the milk. Because this wasn't I think
my family owns it. It was literally I think I
might own that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
And also I grew up on a golf course in
a Green Keeps house. I was like, we own a
golf course too. I used to think we were so
rich because I was like, we own milk and golf.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Wow, milk money and green money. Wow. Must have been
a real shock when you moved into mess towers and yeah, humbling.
You know. It was a very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Chick was sharing something online that she grew up thinking
she was Chinese, and she would tell people, I'm going
to grow up to rural China one day because she
went to a school that was predominantly Chinese people.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
But she wasn't Chinese, right, Jesus, why you just kids
are darm an't? Yeah? Anything anything? That's the one I know.
What did you believe wrongly as a kid? Get the
ball rolling with a couple of I love this because
I was saying when it was first on TV. As
a kid, I used to think that the stars and
their eyes transformations were in real time. They'd go like tonight, Mark,

(01:24:17):
I'm going to be Freddie Mercury, walk out, walk straight back,
and it's Freddy Murcury. I mean I thought it was
I thought there was a machine back there that was
just like costume on I never believe that. But it
was incredible television magic, wasn't it because it was seamless
and pre cgi. Yeah, it was beautiful. Have you ever
watched some of the like European countries stars in their

(01:24:40):
eyes were like some white woman will be like I'm
going to be Stevie wondering and come out full black.
I mean that happened here born and.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
She does full black face and also full blind eyes. Yeah,
it happened here for but in the decade known as
the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
This is like you, we don't do that. Don't bring
up that memory. I believed growing up when I was
a kid that one of my boobs did juice and
wondered milk, the juice and the milkburd orange milk. Wait
a minute, what are you talking about? Is bob them
really white? He's so white. He's like a skinny, scrawny

(01:25:13):
white guy. Yeah, white guy. Yeah. Okay, I wait, one
hundred dollars at him? Nine six nine six. Add to
the list. What did you grow up believing as a kid? Yeah? Wrongly?
Right now we're talking about what you believed as a kid.
And some beauties are coming. And my mum told me
that the doctors tied my belly button and the not
and if you played with it, it would unravel and
you would deflat the How is a going to sniff

(01:25:35):
my delicious belly button? It wasn't until I was a
student nurse that I embarrassed myself with this theory. Oh
my god, no, you did not. What did you like?
What did you think happened when you like still on
a preckle or a practice elf with a pen? Okay, well,
some calls in Katie, what did you believe wrongly as

(01:25:56):
a child? Moning? It was a drag of ours?

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
I thought that everyone lives in black and white and
the older day did.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
I thought there was the olden days that were black
and white too. I asked my nana about it. There
was no.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Mean it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
What was it like in the old Yeah, well yeah,
before it was color. They didn't have color. They just
had black and white. They did the world so good, Katie,
thank you, Imma. What did you wrongly believe as a child? So?
I thought that cheese was a vegetable because none would
always put it in our salads. I grew up on
a cheese salad rules rules having grated cheese on top
of a salad, Yeah, cheese, and a salad fitter grated

(01:26:34):
in cheese. Yeah it's cheese, Supreme. Could we maybe put
this to Parliament, get a members bill up there that
cheese is a vegetable? I think so it would solve
a lot of my problems. Yeah, maybe not financially, but
day five plus a day cheese, Yeah, thank you. Let's
go to a lease a lease What did you wrongly
believe as a child? Oh my gosh, Okay, I just

(01:26:54):
want to start by saying, I grew up in the nineties,
you know, trauma parenting.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Watching the Pink.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Floy the videos music video where the kids go along
the conveyor belt and dropping to wherever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
My dad turned to me and said, how do you
think baby oils made? Yes, We're Dad's had a lot
of throwaway comments and stuff on us the general for
like decades and decades a week. Right, you grew up
thinking baby oil was actually made from mooly up baby baby. Yeah,
how do you think they met? Did you think about
how they made it clear? What was your thought process there?

(01:27:29):
You didn't really go that far traumatized. Yeah, just that
it was oily baby. The trauma thought it was like
the lighter version of those kids literally going into a
meat grinder in that video. Baby terrified you even more so.
Good at least, thank you have a great Easter weekend.
I was told when I was younger that if you
have your hat on, your hair can't breathe and it'll

(01:27:49):
fall out because it dies. So that is that we
always wear we're hats. Yeah, because they were hats and
smothered the hair. My mum and her best friend would
tellus kid that a were outside after dark, the would
be a man called Jimbo that would come and get
us who were so terrified. They use us as an
excuse when they had their friends over drinking to know
where the kids were and wouldn't be running around the neighborhood.
I guess it worked right, Yeah, you didn't run away.

(01:28:12):
My dad used to tell us that aoli was pronounced ariola,
and so we'd go to a restaurant and ask for
ariola with our chips. He thought this was hilarious when
he did it in public. Yeah. I grew up believing
that cows started out as black and the more they
filled up with milk, they would be white. They used
to show how fill the cows were of milk. So
the white cows lots of milk, brown cows the chocolate milk. Yeah,

(01:28:33):
I was always trying to lift hoo did the pink
milk and the yellow milk? That's wild? Yeah. You know
what to blow their mind is the cows worth windows
in them? Scientific cows. Yeah. Yeah, they put windows and
cows mind blowing, watched their digestions enuff. I was told

(01:28:53):
because my parents didn't like peanut butter and was never
in our house that it was made by people chewing
up the nuts and spitting it into jars. So I
never ate it because that sounded disgusting. You go to
a trip to the supermarketings look at all the jars,
You're like, wow, that is quite disgusting. Yeah. I grew
up believing that everybody had their house burned down at
least one time in their life. What why I lived

(01:29:15):
for years and fear of it happening to me. When
we were young and drove past the church there was
a wedding happening and all the men were in suits,
and then I assume they all went along on that
day and the bride pitch picked which one she wanted. Yeah,
which would work really well. My parents told me fever
turned the car radio up to maximum, it would blow
the car up. So that was their way of their
live volume. Too loud, You keep it loud, dear listener, loud,

(01:29:37):
not loudest, because that will I thought Fiji was an
island so small you could walk around it in two minutes,
like you know, when you need that druid deserted island
and a cartoon. Yep. I got told that I was
part Croatian all my life why I had a DNA
test done. Apparently the family also thought they're in Croatian,
not an ounce. How'd they come up with that lie?

(01:30:00):
They might have one of the way out of Europe.
One of the grandparents was just wanting to yeah, spice
it up. They were a Dalmatian. Yeah, wow, my family
had a sheep farm. I grew up thinking that everything
had a tail, humans included, and they chopped it off
when I was a kid, like they do to the lambs.
Believe that till I was nine. My family never corrected
me on that. Yeah, they probably found that quite amusing.

(01:30:21):
More people live off Bob Dylan's white Just mind blowing
that you've heard of Bob Dylan and know enough about
Bob Dylan, but never thought to be like, yeah, what
does this guy look like? Yeah, you see a whiter guy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
There is a professional baby namer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
How does it? How is that a job? I think
you just give it to you that title to yourself, right,
and that's your job. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, although maybe she
does charge couples, yeah, you know, really indecisive couples that
you know that all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Maybe, Well, her name is Colleen, Colleen slagging baby named Yeah,
Colleen Slagan's rough.

Speaker 1 (01:31:03):
So okay, here's the story from last year. It is
googled like what's an average price? Oh my god, are
you having a baby. I don't want to announce it now.
I know it's the early days, but boks were so
excited for you, thank you, thank you. Okay, so two
hundred US dollars for simple consultations to over ten thousand

(01:31:23):
dollars or even up to fifty thousand dollars for luxury
tailored naming service. But then it'll be like spicy spicy Mark.
Do you know what I mean? You can't say that
on the radio. I max spicies spicy. No. But then
they just they come up with these really sort of

(01:31:44):
weird names, like some ancient Elon Musk baby names. Yeah,
we joke about it, but people make some serious money
naming other people's babies. Yeah you're toad lady. So Colin Slagan,
great name.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
She's gone viral on TikTok because she reviewed the top
one hundred girls' names from nineteen eighty six. So that's
just before I was born, okay, to find out which
ones have not aged that well? And Philip okay, now yeah,
and there no longer anywhere near the top one thousand
names today. Okay, the names she declared to be officially
out ninety six nine six on the text machine.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
If you want to contest this, or you are in
fact a Heather, Oh is that out out? Although did
you just see they cast here Graham and white new
white lads. I hear the Locklair and hear the Graham
when you said that. Yeah, but they were they would
be what fifties now right here? Yeah, so that was
a real sixties Yeah, real early eighties name, wasn't it.

(01:32:42):
Heather's out, Erica is out, Courtney is out. All of
these names are real eighties names.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
And Lindsay as a woman's name, I know, male lindsay
are quite like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
For a man. It's it's an old name, Lindsay. I'm Lindsay. Uh.
In my mind, Lindsay's a gay old recluse. Yeah. Hello,
didn't come and didn't come out until he was like fifty,
But everybody knew it was just unspoken because his parents
are still alive and they were really like they had
all the money and they weren't going to give it

(01:33:14):
to him if he was out. Yes, and now he's
like leather, arm chair close, homosexual, Yes, yeah, loved antiquess
just shut all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
How yeah yeah, Yeah, Tara is out, Crystal is out,
and Brandy's out, Dana, Tiffany, Brittany and Casey and Shannon.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Oh, Shannon's out. The name's out. Yeah, well out Shannon. Well,
before you were even born, your name's out. There wouldn't
be baby Shannon's. Well I was named.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
My parents were watching Rugby the day I was born
and there was an Irish Shannon and they.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Said, yep, oh shanindall it's the biggest river in Ireland. Right, Yeah,
of course it does. I knew that. Shannon. Yeah, I
think just knows so much more than I do. And
it always shops. Okay. If you had to rate review
or marry Fletch, Vaughan or Hailey, what one would it be? Okay,
I would marry Hailey. I would have six way which one?

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
No, no, no, it's only rate review Mary, Oh, okay,
no comment six it's a podcast. I don't know that
wouldn't give us a sixty little review though, play z
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