Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 13th April 2026

On Today's Big Pod, 

• Delivery Feet
• Top 6 - Tekapo paid toilets
• Average man hides in the bathroom for 7 hours every year
• Newspaper in the wall
• Coachella Wrap
• Vaughan's $10 Suburb
• Bali has some expensive tampons
• What made you cry recently?
• Hayley wrote a movie
• QLP - Do you think an engagement ring should cost three months wages?
• Fact of the day
• Do you have a portrait of yourself?
• SLP - DO you care about table manners?
• What was your families DNA Shocker?
• Be careful which emoji's your using at work...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zendim podcast network. This is for FLEEO Haley's
Big Pond thanks.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
To animates making happy happened for pets. Hello, good morning,
Welcome to the show Flee, Sworn and Hailey. We're back,
although Hailey broadcasting from our Melbourne studio with the Melbourne
comedy fist on at the moment. Excuse me, don't try.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I paid for this apartment, not our anywhere.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Your broadcast becomes our studio, does it? Yeah? It does.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I'll say it's a rubbish studio, but I'm happy to
be here. I got a ring like guys from Camage.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
How much was that? So cheap? Bloody good? You look radiant.
I think I want to.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Do some makeup influencing and do a bit of late
right get ready with me sort of that ring lights
really showing your red eyes, so you might need to
go ahead and get some clear eyes.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
At seven to eleven, absolutely, I'm here, it's it's four am.
Here coming up on the show today, lots of chances
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(01:12):
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one thousand dollars all thanks to one roof. So keep listening.
We'll play around quarter past seven this morning, and also
today we start a brand new competition on ZI m M.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
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Speaker 2 (01:38):
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has sold out concert for you and a plus one
so super easy. You've got to be listening up for
the Olivia Dean song of the day and when that plays,
you've just got to be the first caller through and
you go in the draw today you'll be excited. Yes,
today's song so easy Brackets to fall in love? So

(02:03):
that song. Yeah, when you play multiple times today, and
it could I'm just saying it could play before seven.
Are you saying that, I'm saying you could play before seven?
I feel like you don't say that if it was
going to be playing before set. You know, no spoilers, Yeah, whoa, whoa, Hey,
don't let the secrets little peak playing before seven Peak

(02:23):
behind the Curtain. Next on the show, here is a.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Delivery woman who has found a hacked to try to
get more money when she delivers.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
First, you don't fall for this if you're tipping, let
Haley beg pod.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Well, no one needs to be reminded, do they that
there's a cost of living crisis. A lot of people
hustling at the moment side hustles jobs, A lot of
people probably do an uber Yeah, because you can, you know,
do it at night and on your own time. Well,
here's a little tip from a woman called Jade in
the States. Now she's gone viral after sharing how she

(02:58):
makes extra money delivering for Uber eats. So she was like,
I need a little bit of extra cash, started doing
early morning deliveries and made a discovery. She did a
little bit of working out. It was like, why are
some people tipping higher than others? And she worked out
a strategy. If you know, when you get your Ruber
eats and they deliver it and they take a photo of.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It and like on a ball step on the door
step to be like I did drop it off.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You can't say I did, and sometimes if you're there
accidentally that you've got to be in the photo.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
And I always smiled. Do they have to take a photo?
I don't really get it because I live in the city.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
So that you can't then message them and say it
was never delivered and then get a free beat.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, I remember that Danedan students were scamming that for
a while went they taking say it never it never
turned up, and they'd get free one and then get
another one.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
So when she would take photos, she noticed people would
tip more if the photo happened to include her feet.
And now she intentionally gets her feet in there, which
are usual and a Birkenstock style.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Sandal, not a closed shoe.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Open toe shoe, with like a nice peedicure on her
and she said that she gets so many more tips.
One time she received a seventy six dollar tap because
they had a foot inclusive drop off photo.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
She said, sometimes if she puts it right next to
the food, it's even more so.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Now she's like, oh my gosh, she's absolutely going for it.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
She writes off her peedicures as a cost expense.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Now it's a tax right off in the shot.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, okay, yeah, And so she'll be dropping off these,
you know, chicken nuggets to men and when they see
her nice little tootsies in the photo, they're like, oh yeah,
absolutely give her a little tip, because we know.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
The foot fetish world's a big thing. You know a
lot of people are making money of.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
She's sleeping on this mate. You've got the toes of
no one I've ever seen before.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
I've got no one got the gross fingertoes. People are like,
that's gonna be someone's cup of tea, do you rick? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I went on a date years and years and years
and years ago and I was like twenty and the
guy saw my feet and was like nice, long time.
Really at the time it really put me off, But
now I'm like money maker.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, well you are on Wiki feet, the celebrity Wiki feet. Hey,
I'm not on the work Wi Fi.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
I can finally look up where I'm at because I
think my feet have actually gone.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Down because blocked you. Yeah, but I'm on a different
wife because I'm in stray. Oh my god, I've gone down.
What do you want? What are your feet? Now? I
was a four point one three, now I'm a four
point oh six Oh what happened? If they've been dry
over summer, got her heel dragging you down. Yeah, maybe

(05:50):
you need a nice like heater cure and you know,
go into one of those shops and then I don't know,
just kind of start posting them a bit more.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Someone's really updated this. By the way, there's a whole
batch of photos from my Instagram.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
There's my feet in it. You put up accidentally or
I did no.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, like if I've got something on my stories, but
one of them someone's like googled. But there was one
from a story that someone's put up. And that's because
there's more photos. My rating's gone down. Oh no, listeners,
we've got to remedy this plate underscore Sprow would personally

(06:30):
get it up there. I don't get any money from her,
just chicking. You didn't set this up yourself somebody else did?
I hate listen? You know I love attention. Yeah, and
as two of my closest friends, you know, I would tell.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You this, would she would know? Would I didn't. You
didn't believe me. Trust me. I put up better photos
on my feet than these hoobes. Well, maybe it's time
to start moisturizing those feet. If you want a rating,
get a bit of promise on that heel. You can
get that crust off.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, the fleech horning Haley pod.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
From the unmoderated comments section. This is the top six,
but uproar.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
In the Mackenzie District, the council has voted a unanimously
to reinstate user charges at the public toilets near like
tack a Bull's footbridge.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Which toilet's there? Which one's there by the footbridge foot bridge,
by the foot bridge, and take a pool by the footbridge.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's the one of the tick a poll by the footbridge,
to be confused with the Hamilton drive toilets nearby one
specifically speaking about the one near the footbridge.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Right, is that the famous Stone church that everyone takes
a phoo. Everyone should go in there and needing a pool. Yeah,
and they have to pay. I see, I don't know,
I don't I mean, I know that someone's got to pay, right,
But you feel like we should be able to poop
when we need to poop. Here's the one thing. It's
cheaper to pay with your card than it is to
pay with coins. Two dollars for a coin dollar fifty.

(07:55):
I'm sorry what two dollars to go for a pool. Yeah,
two dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
God, that's if you needed to though, you pay two
dollars for a pose as someone who's at Bali Belly
for a while.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
So they said, this one generates twenty five thousand dollars
gross and your revenue just gonna do so much.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Some quick quaculations on how many poos that is? Yeah,
twelve and a half thousand poos? Always is it half
price for whase No, let's regarding you, that's what I'm saying.
You might as well.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
But that's not even not work. That's not even one
of the six points. I've got to ride today top
sex but definitely just we outside. And if you're in Europe,
that's what you pay like a euro yeah, one or
two euro yeah to go.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
And you've got to go. You've got to go. And
that's what they know right there, as if you were
just going to not do it.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
So it's making about sixty eight dollars a day. I
might round that up to sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
So thirty four.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Poops so yeah, okay, thirty four users a day, four
dump just under like one an hour, but they're probably
be some busier hours. Yeah, yeah, ok so anywhere everyon
stated that because they need the money it makes to
maintain it.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Sort of a vicious cycle, really, isn't it. Surely wouldn't
that not be a tax thing? I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know. Can I say yep and not follow
it up anymore? No, that's fine. I'll take a yep.
Top six ways to get the most out of your
tech a board paid toilets experience, and this kind of
goes for any paid toilet experience. Number six And that's
tough to take enough toilet paper for later? Oh, I

(09:21):
don't know, if you meant to stock up on toilet papers,
maybe stuck it up, chuckle in the glove box and
you can blow your nose later. I mess. These toilets
had the block of wood under the toilet roll and
you let you have one screw and yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't and it would break.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
But if you got your hand up on the roll
you could kind of, yes, but it wouldn't. You'd never
get as much. You really had to work for your squares,
didn't you.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
And now they're locked up a giant rolls locked up.
But you can have as much as you want place
And though single ply.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh yeah, rough, that's why you got to take it
up for later. Number five on the list of the
top six ways to get the most out of your
paid toilet experience. Wash your boots in the toilet. If
you've got dooty boots, pop them in and flush.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a good wash. That's a good boot wash. Just
the outside. No, you wouldn't rinse the inside.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
It's just in.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, just do it, I mean dirty, they're probably already
weir y gumber. It will be sweet airs, just gum.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Number four on the list of the top six ways
to get the most out of your paid toilet experience.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I fill your pockets up with soap for later. Okay,
liquid liquid, but it's never the quality soap and public toilets.
Pink stuff. Yeah, man, it's real the stuff. It's the
stuff that Flitch puts in his a sop.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Ever released a highlight of pink soap. Weirdly, it's coming
out of Flickers a soup bottle. Always like, man, why't
flickers haws my hands so dry?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Don't you? But it looks nice, doesn't it in the
posh bottle? Does it does?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Number three on the list of the six ways to
get the most out of your paid toilet experience. Record
that absolute jam that plays over the toilet speakers when
the doors lock. Oh yeah, okay, it's every toilet with
that automatic locking doors playing that same song. And it
is jam Gentle, It's a gem. It's an e DM
remix Gentle Jam. Number two on the lost of the

(11:19):
top six ways to get the most out of your
paid toilet experience.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
A blow dray. You're here under the hand thing as
well to w here outside of here. If you get
a round brush under it, you know, really get a blowout.
You really could get some volume on it.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
And number one, number one on the top six ways
to get the most out of your paid toilet experience.
Rather than just taking one, take two of those pink
mints in the urinal.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh don't think you meant to eat those? Or take
the cakes. Yeah, those big oddfellows, godfellows, mate, they're absolutely
doused in purse. Give a rents, but take two because
I usually just take one. Leave. Yeah, you know, it's
like when you're leaving a restaurant. Don't grab a handful.

(12:04):
That's rude. But if I'm paying, I'm gonna take two
of those, you know. What you take them. I'm gonna
take two of those pigments for later. Hell a hell,
that is in fact, my my breath now smells like
Fletcher's ASoP bottle. Excuse me, my ansop bottle is full
of quality. So so, but it's quality today.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Does the n podcast needwork?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
It's now by we've been gas lammed by the producers.
Why I'm sorry. I'm not being to defeat you think.
I think we're just learning that the phone system on
their screen has always looked different to and I know that,
but that our phone screen has different colors today. And

(12:56):
they were gas lamping us and telling us we've always
been this color. It's blue now when you're calling, it's
blue and a little yellow flashy square. Anyway, stop gas
lamp Angel. Morning, did I silence? It's the gas lampers. Angel.
You don't shut them down, the Angel. You can't let

(13:18):
the gas lampers start. Angel, never stop Angel. Good morning,
Good morning. How was your weekend?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
It could have been better with the weather, but hey,
unless I didn't get road luck or anything with the cyclone.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yes, did you have some debris in your backyard?

Speaker 6 (13:35):
We had a couple of trees down, but that's normal
because they live on a dairy house farm.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
That's normal. People usually just say dairy farm. They chuck
cow and there.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
I've grown up on a dairy house farm, but I
actually work on a dairy goat farm.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
So I apologize. You are right, Carvy and milk the
tiny goat nipples. Guys have big, huge minus telling me
huge tess and my gods like knocking mys's a huge

(14:14):
no idea. I had no idea because she well, Angel
absolutely sit on it's early. It's early, so when you
get back to the goats, but you are the drawer
to see Olivia d live in l A flights accommodation
spinning money and tickets to his sold out concert. Could
you possibly take a photo of what goats it's looked like?

(14:38):
Actually could google? We could just google Google going to
say you can see us a photo. I almost feel
like maybe people like Flinch don't know. I had no
idea his goat knockers, and I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Flitch is just finding an excuse to see some goat.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Ye always like it's always about them. Ain't thank you?
What a great start today, Love Angel, good luck in
the drawer. I'm loving Angel. Please don't do that, man.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Okay, okay, Now I'm gonna I'm gonna show with you
a little bit of a study.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
But worn, I'm happy for you to sort of sit
this one out where I'm just looking at these whopp it.
The goats do produce. They produce. This is why goats
call them what they are. And this is why goats
do so well in third world countries. It is because
they just eat anything and they turn it into meat

(15:36):
and milk. That's why goats one of the most eaten,
eaten and meats.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
When I go to Turkey in a few years, this
is the photo I'll show them and be like that,
these are the tips.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
A couple of goat.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
What are you after today, miss sprout? I want a
nice whopping sea again.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
But I assume you want to remain with your nipples
and you're like, now, give me the them long, make
them long in goat. Okay, ah, having a lot of fun,
you mean too. I'm hot and here sweating from larking

(16:12):
so much. And that's a good that's a good problem
to have on your hands. Tell you what else would
might have it on my hands? Okay, okay, okay. The
thing is I haven't got I have goats and now
people probably want to think about go home and feel

(16:33):
them up.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Okay, okay, let's are we ready to move on moving? Okay,
cleanse the palette. Okay, this is a great little study.
Ship form pallet together.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Please get it together, please because this actually concerns you.
The study, because I know you do that. There was
a study of the UK. Thousand men were studied and
it found, on average, clear your mind. It found on
average men's been seven hours a year year hiding in
the toilet for peace and choir. Oh I stay a

(17:06):
lot longer than I need to have had a bit
of time out. Would It's just be parents and women
are the same, right, they'd be hiding from the kids
or the or wife.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah, as the partners, they're also hiding from household yours.
So one third of admen admitted to using the bathroom
as a quick escape from household chores, chaos and noisy children.
About twenty three percent of them described the bathroom as
their safe place or their refuge from life.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
God, that's sad, isn't it. A quarter of them said
that they felt that.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
These breaks were essential for managing their daily lives.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
They're in there for uninterrupted time. However, one in ten
I don't know how they work this stuff out.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
One in ten bathroom breaks where they're they're for solitude
and peace and choiet have been interrupted by children, wives
or technology?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
What about people that do this at work?

Speaker 4 (18:00):
One hundred percent? I working a nine to five and
I stuff stuck at a disk. I absolutely need to
go and have some quiet time.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
And the time, but a fine time maybe maybe that,
But it's our toilets, a macky. Are you getting text
about the goats? So, by the way, can time out
of work to go to the toilet? Just be?

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I wonder what the goat tess they were doing about?
Are you in there looking at people technically?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Really?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Do you think there's been a Google insight upwood Tech
this morning at seven forty thanks to fletch one and Halo.
The best not about it is people are going to
be googling like goat udders? Which are the correct goat tess?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Does that?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
M podcast needwork plays? Ms flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Now you say Reno is going, You've got to love
the video you see me? Yes, things have been wrapped down.
I mean it makes it sound like I'm doing Reno's.
I'm not doing anything. You're not doing any I pay
and I lock, thank god, honestly. Okay, so they found
something in the walls. I love when this happens. When
you did your Rhino's, Hayley, did you put like anything

(19:11):
like a time capsule in the wall? Yeah? I did.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I left a few messages and I left some like
little trinkets and stuff and a bottle of wine in there.
But I've forgotten with the wine is. And I'm worried
one day I'm going to hang a picture and just
smash this.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Honestly, something you would do, and then you tell me
your walls will be bleeding Pinona red. And it was
a red. Yeah, of course it is.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, But yeah, because I because I always wanted to
find stuff, because my house is old.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I wanted to find something. There was nothing. There was
nothing good. So why did I put treats when they
put the walls up? When they redid this place, and
I'm assuming nineteen ninety two they put in a copy
of the New Zealand Hero Oh what had some company
senergy there? And I tell you what it was an
old krusty like like a pirate map, you know, like
when paper goes real yeah, late when you're a kid

(20:00):
and you'd soak it with coffee to make it look old. Yeah.
So it was a New Zealand Herald, a couple of
pages from the Herald in nineteen ninety two. And get
this for a headline. National median house price now at
one hundred and ten thousand dollars. Oh oh, and then
because I took a photo and it didn't actually bring
it in because it was a bit mankey Henderson a

(20:22):
fantastic first time for eighty nine thousand. Does it have
an address? Look up on one roof giving you the
chance to play ten dollars estimated value? Yes, one thousand
dollars street soon Herne Bay, Herne Bay million dollar views
apartments twenty five thousand dollars. Now, by the way, that's
one of New Zealand's richest suburbs. Yeah. So even if
you've got a it's ula la. Even if you had

(20:45):
like a cinderblock apartment from the nineties, it'd be worth
millions now like it's well, maybe not that much. The
national medium house price in New Zealand is eight hundred
thousand dollars, just ten times as much paste because your
shows started, Hayley, and I saw somebody point this out.
My My Castle is back and your hostings. We can
talk about this now. I was telling everybody for the

(21:06):
last year.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
We can talk about everything I'm doing now, by the way,
but yes, it's back. So of course it was the
nineties classic because I grew up watching this show.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yes, because no, it was two thousand and one. It
started because the spinoff did an article and they said
Halen Clink was Prime Minister when My House My Castle
first screened on TV two, and the average house price
then was ah the median house price was one hundred
and seventy seven. So that's what like ten years after
this newspaper that was in my wall it went on.
Slow House was in the newspaper. I forget the movies

(21:38):
that were on, but they had like the Hoint Cinema
six or whatever in all the movie and they just
had ads the things and things were so cheap. And
then I was depressed and I screwed it back up
and checked it on the demo pile. But you would
you would have been like thirteen, yeah, right, like so cool.
You would have been so cool these centible woman, basic instinct.

(22:03):
My cousin Vinnie Basic that was raunchy.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
For the day twelve and thirteen, you would have been absolutely,
oh yeah some feelings.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Didn't need to work at Civic Video to know that
part of the video had been stretched.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
The podcast network.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Now I knew Coachella was happening, mostly because I've stuffed
up my Instagram algorithm with like get ready for me
for a Coachella or like help me build my outfit
for Coachella, because it's all about the fashion. But of
course Coachella's over the weekend, which will be wrapping up today. Yeah,
sun Time, Sunday, Their Time, and two massive headliners of course,

(22:44):
starting with our build Sabrina. She did a huge like
a huge stage show, full performance.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I had render wood, like an office chair that was
squirting water everywhere. Did you see that you should pull
noodle dancers like sort of like a sprinkler meet's office chair. Yeah,
and it was like it kind of went up in
the air. Okay, that's kind of mixing. You know when
you're a kid and you'd sit on the spring, and

(23:17):
now you're an adult and you have to sit in
an office chair. Yeah, but you know how someone's in
roundabouts when when like big stars who have been touring
all year do Coachella or whatever festival, they kind of
do a pulled back version. She did and it was huge. Yeah,
little feral, wasn't it. It was like, what what's Will
Ferrel doing there? We will done anything for ages. It

(23:37):
feels like we had Will Ferrel overload, which I love
because I love Will Ferrell, but he's just feels like
he's been taking a break lately. You were too a
few of that rich Yeah, totally, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Now, everyone said Sabrina's performance was absolutely amazing. I've seen
so many clips of it on Instagram. She did have
a little bit of a cultural booboo. We will say, yeah,
so what happened he use someone of yodling or something. Yeah, so,
but there was like I can't I can't remember where
the person's actually from. But they were doing like the
Call of their people basically right, and it was cushing

(24:11):
through the sound and she was like, what is that?
And she was like and the woman was yelling like
it's the call of my people, and she was like,
I don't like it. But she was like I couldn't
actually hear or see that this woman was in a
hisja like there was.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
A whole ride. Okay, yeah, but she has apologized today.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Though she's apologized, and look everything she does is in
good humor.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Obviously, let no ill inten. It was a great, great performance. Yeah,
Sabrina would they're.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Calling it Sabrina Cella, which I don't because that creative anyway.
So that was Friday night's headliner, and then of course
Saturday night there was Beaba Fever.

Speaker 7 (24:45):
You are.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Now do you know Justin Bieber's never actually like build
Coachella before, but he's like popped up so many times.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, but he's never pop up performance, never actually done
his own show.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, so like can it's like apples and Oranges if
you compare it to Sabrina is like huge, twinkly, dancy,
sparkly performance on Friday. Has was very pulled back, and
it definitely was like a nostalgia vibe, I think for
the OG believers, because he had up a computer that
was live feeding to the screen and he was going

(25:21):
through YouTube, which obviously is like how we started and
playing like his original little baby Beeba videos and stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I think there's mixed reviews for it, but I think
the believers. I think the believers were happy. The believers
believe it was again, the believers were one.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
I'm just looking because you know, if there's going to
be a festival, I'll need to know if there's going
to be ample catering.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Oh yeah, our boys always hungry.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Apparently forty one US dollars for two slices of pizza
and a drink.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
So what's the current exchange rate? You're looking at? What
a seventy dollar meal seventy dollars or two slices of pizza,
two slices of pizzas enough seventy five dollars ninety cool
two slices of pizza and a drink, an alcoholic or
a soft drink, soft drink, that drink booze. And I'm sorry, may.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
The good news is the lines were really short because
one it was too expensive and to everybody's on his impic.
So no had an appetite, okay, right, yeah, appetites and prisons.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah it was. It's a skinny Coachella. Really sure, Oh
one of these people get it. They're not even fair
to start with. I don't know America that way. If
you've got I guess if you've got the money, and
you've got the money, honey. I love two slices of
pizza and a drink. Ye it not for forty one dollars.
I think pieces of slice slices of pizza. Yeah, could

(26:45):
you just take those Inmpics for the day if you
were going somewhere were food? No, I don't think. If
Mattie mcclan gets married again, oh, now, cut a shower.
He ran a marathon on the weekend. Next on the show,
we're going to randomly generate a suburb. Yep ten Vorn's
ten dollars suburb, thousand dollars street. It's your chance to
win cash.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Plays it in splesh one and Hailey Von's ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
I love this game so much, so do I. It
is your chance right now to win ten dollars ten dollars.
But the ten dollars is the easy part. Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
But if you find yourself on the one thousand dollars street,
that's a thousand dollars And let's bloody generate a suburb,
shall we. Frankton and Hamilton? Okay, so which I had
no idea. I'm a white cutto lad. Yeah, it's a
huge suburb.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
So right now, if you are in the suburb of
Frankton in Hamilton O Wight hundred, dance at him right now,
as dictated by New Zealand Borough Council guidelines and boundaries. Yeah,
we've got the man. You've got the mat that aren't you?
Very very straight? Very straight?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
That is a massive suburb like I had, no I
always I've I had a flat in Hamilton once. Yeah,
but I may have had a flat Hamilton twice, as
it's a significantly larger suburber than I thought.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's a bigger You mean a flat en Frankton, you said, Hamilton? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
which is where Franklin obviously and Frankton. We're just going
to rattle of for all the flats I've ever had
a Hamilton while Nicole, Good morning. This is Nicole claiming
that she's in Frankton. She sounds like she's on the move.

(28:29):
Are you I'm driving down Norton Road? Okay, Well, are
you able to pull over? Because we don't want you
to drive onto an because what if you're on the
one thousand dollars street and then you turn off. We've
had somebody once was ten meters away from the thousand
dollars three. Okay, Now, while worn we're about saying you are,
I'm looking at Norton Road. Now there's about ten percent

(28:51):
of Norton Road that falls outside of Frankton. Okay, now
what do you have a number? Then the cold what
number Norton Road? Are you? I'm just that side my work. Okay?
What sixty seven? Sixty seven six? Please? Oh? For God's
with that, Nicole? Just one Vaughn's researching. I will say
that the ten dollars thousand dollars street is all thanks

(29:13):
to the one roof ap browse home for homes for
sale or rent. With the one roof AP you can
download it.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Now, will we say there's a glitch because on my
home it's got a far lower number than the value.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I'm sure. No, that's just how much your house is worth. Haley, Right,
people found out you put a bottle of wine in
the wall? Yeah, walls? I am a six sixty seven.
Northern Roads looks residential to me according to street view.
Would that be right?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
It's like a mix of residential and commercial properties.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Okay, So how do we there's like a mechanics just
down the road and stuff. Okay, so what are you
outside now that we could look on street view to
verify that you're there? In a cole, he wants to say, hello, hey, hi, hi, hi, Hello.
What's name man? Do you listen to Good Charlotte? No,

(30:10):
he's a kid. He might be named after Good Charlotte.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
What's your favorite song?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yes, yours? Let your fingers, lets you.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Snap your fingers?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
All right, little John. I didn't expect your favorite song
be snappy fingers. But little John, okay, well, it's just okay.
I've got street view over on sixty seven Northern Road.
You said it was a business. What's the business?

Speaker 5 (30:42):
We've got priority homelands and I think on Google of
you it used to be like a.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Out what was it? If this is the eighties, one
of those what are you seeing? Come on, I'm laughing
because you oh yeah, if it was the eighties, obviously not.
Now okay, you know I can see where the workplace
you've described is exactly. She wasn't there. She's in the

(31:15):
I'll give you the tender. Okay, there we go, Nicole.
Congratulations the eighties. Now this is great news because it
does mean that you I need my envelope. It's a
sealed it in the suburb and in the envelope here

(31:37):
the ten dollars suburb. Thousand dollars street is a street
and if you're on the street, you win one thousand
dollars thanks to wonder. What was the name of the
street you were on?

Speaker 6 (31:46):
I'm one ride, but I turned on to Empire.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Now which one are you on? Which one do you want?
Why do you move? That's such scary behavior.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Should we just go Norton?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Tell you it's not what you want to be made?
Where you are? God? Is that you need to smell? Okay? Nicole?

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Why is you're counting up? I think you count to
one thousand? How old is this is the eighties? How
old is bingi?

Speaker 5 (32:25):
BINGI?

Speaker 6 (32:25):
How old are you?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
That's great? Count it's good counting for four? Clear, don't
even spelled my name at four? Yeah, but you because
it was the eighties, She was, Okay, what s three
to you on?

Speaker 6 (32:43):
I would say Norton Road?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
No, don't say it. What street are you? Did you
turn on the Empire?

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
So are you locking an inn? Walton?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
I feel like you're encouraging.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Me to look an empire already? We want to give
the phone to Binging. We don't know the street yet,
we don't know I've opened the piece of paper.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Okay, technically I'm on Empire.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You're on Empire. Okay, you're on Empire ten days physically.
One of the most legitimate way doll is. You're gonna
hate this. It's Killaney Road. No, your miles away, Norton.

(33:31):
I was gonna laugh. Same, that's so good. Hey, congratulations
the coal high. Yeah. Transfer's going to personally transfer you
ten dollars and we'll plague into your bank account. Ten
dollars Street, thousand dollars, one thousand dollars Street. It's all
thanks to One Roof, the One Roof that download it now.
You can browse homes for sale or rent.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Then podcast Network play that ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Six sixty on ZM play It's born and Hey Me
the show thanks to Animates, Save a Life, Cat and
Dog Food has landed at Animates. You can shop in
store or online. It's twenty seven to eight. I'm overseas
at the moment. I'm abroad. I'm in Melbourne. It's cold.
It's really cold in Melbourne. Actually, you're there for the
Melbourne comedy festival.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, doing the shows in the evenings and radio and
New Zealand in the mornings. Absolutely loving this double life.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Starting the show at what three am, thoree.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
But three, But it's fine because I get into bed
at two am New Zealand time, so it's like an
hour's nap there, snooz domorrow.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I've got a schedule. AI made me a schedule anyway.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
But before I came here, I did, as you know,
take a quick little trip to calm down in Bali.
And I just want to promise you guys, I didn't
have as much fun as I did with you guys,
because that was my promise I made.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I did ask in the group chat. Didn't I see
that this doesn't sound as much fun as we had? Yeah? Good? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:58):
And you said it's our special and I made sure
to tamper my fun so that our trip will always
last as the most.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
She didn't go to the water park, good, Yeah, I didn't.
I wouldn't. She wants scial place it's desperate to go. Yeah,
And then I said no. She did go back to
our favorite restaurant though, one of her favorite restaurants, just
saying wow. But the opera singer was a little off perch.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
She was like, what she doing back here without her
two other pals. Yeah, She's like, who's this guy at dinner?
I was like, I don't know, and she sung completely
off keys. So don't you worry anyway, amazing time. But
you know that one of the best things about Balley
we know is how cheap it is. Like everything is cheap,
the food's cheap, the travels cheap. If all the shopping
is cheap. I've got a Lewis Vaton bag.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Now I don't think that's actually a Lewis Vton bag.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
No, you won't believe how cheap Lewis Paton is over here.
Really in the storefront's way different condition conditioned. Yeah, because
I think Nike and Lewis Faton have kind of teamed up,
and Eddie Dass and the Warriors, they're all in the way, just.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
All decided to save on rent and just going to
the one shop. But the fifty of these shops.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Yeah, there's so many Lewis Photons over here is still massive,
and Barley I reckon slightly less. So yes, the new
things the girls do, know what they were? Those little babies,
the babies.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, oh, produce the girls have shut us the little baby.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah yeah, but anyway, everything's cheap, right, So when I
landed there on I reckon a couple of hours after
landing there and got my period, which was graduations.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Thank you. Yeah, I think another month for God safe.
That's how I know. Another month of rolling the dice. Yeah,
roll the dice. You're so far so good, you know
injuring geriatric injuring geriatric pregnancy zone by the way, Yeah,
hopefully I've just bloody dusted up and there. Yeah, gotcha,
I've made it.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Best way to find out is just to play fast
and loose every month I spose I was working.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
For me, don't recommend it for others.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
I got my period the moment I landed, and I
was unprepared and I'm a period under girl, but I
didn't bring them with me, So I had to return
to the humble depths of the tampon right, and I
wanted to swim and whatnot in my and my pil
So I went to the mart. You know, they've got
the marts there. It is always the marts. Everything's cheap
and they got all the cool sweets and stuff, and

(37:30):
I so I grabbed a pack of tampons from the mart,
and I grabbed a couple of other little sweets and
then I grabbed I do want to say, I'm not
encouraging this, but I am and bali and they are
five dollars a pack.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I grabbed a pack of cigarettes just for a little bit.
They're done. I just had one little pack.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Okay five, they're five dollars over there, Haley, I know,
disgusting anyway, but there's nothing quite like a bintang and both.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah period, oh yeah, we don't know what that like.
So we can't we can't speak to it that we
can't it with the pain.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
So I put through this order and it was like
way more expensive than I imagined, especially if there's five
dollars SIGs in these candies and one on just one
pack of tampon. So when the Indian they always ask you,
do you want your receipt, I was like, yeah, I
will take the receipt. And that's when I saw that
my tampons were three times the cost of my pack

(38:25):
of cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
And what I should have just shoved myself look at
an absorbent filed I wow, I am a qualified medical professional.
I can't say that filt I surely would have absorbed some.

(38:47):
I mean, that is some horrendous paink tax that is
like ridiculous? Is it? Just couldn't that goole?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
What's the most popular form of sanitary product in Indonesia?
And apparently sanatory pads by Miles oh right is not
popular with amongst Annetian paper.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
So I'm wondering if that's a religious thing, right, because
it would be protecting the could be, but I don't know.
But I just didn't anticipate that in Bali three times
a die of cigarettes and it is to get your period.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Wow, I just couldn't. I just I can't believe that either. Yeah,
I was the same at the supermarkets. Did you go
to the Bintang supermarket and see if it was cheaper there? No,
By the time I got to the supermarkets, my cycle
was done. But you probably get some Louis Vuton tampons
if you go back to that other ship, and maybe

(39:40):
I grabbed the Louis Vaton some Nike tampons. God imagine
if I had a few too many bin tangs and
I did get the two confused and asked.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Blood plays that ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Guys, I want to know from our listeners right now,
what has made you cry recently?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
And I'm talking not just shit tear. I'm talking a big, fat,
wet sob like I had yesterday. Oh no, I'm gonna
cry again. I filled out on the weekend with petrol
trill or that made you cry with big, fat, wet tears.
And unfortunately, the big fat wet tears went in the

(40:18):
petrol and diluted it down.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Well, want to show me you can't run your car
off of fat, big fat wet tears.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
No.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I cried watching this season episode six of Love on
the Spectrum.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
I don't know if this is going to be a spoiler.
I don't know. Producer car when you've watched this episode,
you know what I'm talking about. I do. And I
also had like a little tear. I didn't have a
little tear. I shop I hand over mouth going. Oh,
I clutched my heart. Does anything to do with a
fifteen dollars tampon? So No, that didn't make me cry.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Okay, that made me consider so many other things, but
not crying, right I cried so hard at the at
the out of Love. I'm not actually, I'm not going
to say what happened, But it's between Madison and Tyler's
that's madisone and Tayler. A. Yes, Madison and Tyler, who
have we're celebrating the one year anniversary, and Tyler, who
is obviously has autism, he has Aspergis, creates this beautiful

(41:16):
day for Madison, who also is autistic, and it is
the most beautiful outpouring.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Of love ever. And I just lost it.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
I'm going to say it, he proposes. We've all seen
it on the internet, he proposes. And I wept because
they were crying, and.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
She keeps saying I can't believe it. I don't believe it.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
And it makes, you know what, It made me completely
believe that love is alive, lovers return.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Really, that's reignited love.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
None of it's dead, it's full alive. It's had one
hundred thanks to Madison and Tyler. He's like, you're my
little pre cowboy princess, and oh my god, and any
sobs and I just absolutely wept and it felt good.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
And you know what, I actually saw a study the
other day that says, where is that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
For women in particular crying two to four heavy cries
a week is good for the soul.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
It's good for you.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Like, I'm up double man, I'll go back to six doubles.
Average man hides in bathroom seven hours a year. The
big cry in the bathroom. Maybe got a little deal
going on.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
That might be why they're hiding in the bathroom. Yeah,
that maybe why I'm crying, because I'm like, why is
no one helping me with this extreme load that I
carry on my own?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Anyway, Now, I want to know from our listeners what
made you cry recently.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Maybe it was just a.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Big fat happy moment. Maybe you saw something beautiful and
it just overwhelmed you with emotion.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Oh you know.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Maybe yeah, you put some petrol in your car and
you realize somebody else said that last week.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
The other love on the spectrum used was the big
breakup between Abby and David.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
David, I know, somebody said that made them cry because
they thought there was extinguished so much? Are you sing
that born? Yeah? So, whether it was I don't know,
an episode or a movie, or just something nice and
wholesome that you experienced lately, those whole, those wholesome cries

(43:11):
only eight hundred dollars at Amazon number. Give us a call,
you can take through ninety six ninety six.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
We want to know what made you cry recently, because
the last couple of episodes of this season of Love
on the Spectrum, which often makes me cry, that whole
show in general, but had me weeping.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
More than more than you've cried for any other TV
show ever. Oh yeah, genuinely like sweet sobs. I can't.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I was shaking, my hand was on my heart. Was
so beautiful, one of the most beautiful outbrourings of love.
And now we know that lovers alive, but also.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
David Love, She's in love with the show. I physically baled.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
This is what the text is, Okay, physically baled when
the worry is one on Saturday night. I've been welling
up since watching the content online and cried again during
the replay of the highlights on TV. Thirty eight year
old female here, how now.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
How's it is?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
It?

Speaker 7 (43:55):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
This season?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Well, we beat the storm and we haven't been in
them for what this is seventeen games and it's like
ten years.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
They got this storm got pound. I'm not ready to
get on a bandwagon just yet, because it always goes
downhill for them, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
I'll just say up the warriors as they say yes, yes, yeah,
big up the warriors.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
That's not quite what they say, Casey, good morning. When
did you When was your last big cry? What was it?

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Ok?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
So it was actually probably a month or so ago.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
I have met my best friend name, known her.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
For thirteen years. She's now on her third daughter with
her husband.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
And I got a text one day that they finally
decided on the name and she was actually going to
have my middle name.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Oh and then just sit then and there. That's beautiful
est do we ask what the name is or does
the mystery make this more repair?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Her name is Aria Jane and my name is Casey Jane.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Have matching You're gonna have matching middle names?

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, you should do, Jane.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I'm a hailey Jane. Do you know what makes it
real funky? You chuck a war in the middle.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Oh, I've got a one in the middle too, makes
us better. I'm vorn Jane, and I have as well. No,
you don't have a y, you're just Flitch Jane. Yeah.
And he's got a j A I in because he's trash. No,
I'm not the wiser class an I Jane Jane. Yeah,

(45:34):
Casey Jane, thank you. Let's go to Emma. Emma, when
did you last have a big cry?

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (45:40):
There? So my last to cry was last week. My
two year old Lace was a wildlife suck and christ
and was asking and looking for an and couldn't understand
I was in Auckland animals.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
There was only one zoo because she's too.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Facilities and talk you guys, so she tries to find Auntie.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
It's pretty cute. It's pretty cute. Your your the favorite auntie,
favorite favorite the question and everybody wants to know what
animals do you look after at the zoo? I went
from Tora cool cool, cool cold. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool.

(46:38):
That's cool.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
I mean, one of your favorite auntie, yeah cool. She knows,
she knows. I want you to be my aunt to
my actually everybody as Auntie.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Yeah, we're gonna just change and then her brackets raft
girafte cool.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
And brackets brackets cool. Keep your texts coming A nine
six nine six eight hundred dars it in the last
time you had a big fat cry, I tell you
what a lot very popular. We're talking about what's made
you have a big fat cry lately?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
One of the most popular things we're hearing about is
that Artemis Space mission.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
God, people were really amazing, emotionally attached to that. Those
photos were just incredible, which photos, all of all of them,
all of that, and then the ones that were just
taken on an iPhone insane.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Did you see Samsung's robustal No so on the NASA
thing they posted that amazing photo and someone commented, what
was this taken on? And then NaSTA said this was
taken on the iPhone seventeen Max, and then Samsung commented
saying would have looked better on a Samsung. And then
NASA came back and said, dude, you have two hundred eggs.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Zoom take your photos from Earth. Oh you're nice. They
do good banter, great good band from Samsung. An amazing
thing to witness in our lifetime.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
But the most the one about the Artemis one that
sticks out the most is when they announced that they
were naming that newly discovered crater on the Moon Carol,
after one of the astronaut's wife who had passed away
from cancer recently.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
And yeah, that was they got people going. Um.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Last night, I had a big cry from the worst
anxiety after a wedding over the weekend for.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Context on three months postpartum, some a piss.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Fitness is at its worst, and now I have to
look after a todline of three months.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I pray for me today. Have you never heard that
it's because you, because you don't need to take the class,
because you're sort of at home. I run the class,
You run the class. If we're gonna just have a
moment silent for nine two five ye and thank you,
we feel you. Another one crying on my drive to
work this morning.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
It's my first day back at work after maternity leave,
the kids at home, second hand, foot in mouth, limited
sleep last night. I've listened to you guys every morning
for the last year my company, apart from when you're
on holiday, your douchebags. So as my genuine friends, I
want you to know I'm going to struggle to listen
past eight thirty am today. I'm very sorry and I'm
in tears. So just a moment silent for for four

(49:12):
five three. Have a great first day back at work.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
You have a great first day. Yeah, thank you for
getting back, you know, back behind the old bloody I
don't know to motivate your I don't have it a
meet today, so sorry for that was shocking. It was, well,
would you like to motivate her, Hayley, I'm out there
and bloody.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
You have.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Just come back from the most incredible thing that a
human being can do, creating life, and there is no
girls in living that life behind to go and pursue
your other things. You are an incredible person being both
a mother and a worker, and you deserve everything this
world has to give you. So you get out there,
you carpa that DM and you live your best life.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
That's from it. It was really Oprah, wasn't yeah good stuff,
And as Vaughan said, you get behind that, get out
behind the thing.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Do it. So my dog on the couch, he was
sitting all curled up. I bore my eyes out because
one day he'll be dead.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
I do that.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
You can't do that. You can't look at the things
you love and imagine the day they die.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
I cried big fat tears because my favorite light pink
sports Bro went through the dark washing, got smearings of
my partner's black cotton shirts on it. I wasn't going
to come out, so I just took out the breast
inserts and chuck the whole pink bra out with dramatic
effect granted period pending.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, yeah, and that no one sees them, so just
who top on top.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
I had a big fat cry last night watching Justin
Bieber live online at Coachella and somebody and my husband
has never made a quiker Bee line for the bedroom
to get out of my way.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Refer back to average men spins seven hours a year
lighting in the bathroom. Yeah, refer back.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
ZM podcast Network play z MS Fletch Forn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Well, Fletch, You've done an absolute shocking job of keeping
this a secret, even though anyone who knew about it
was supposed to sign an NDA.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
That's a non disclosure agreement for people not in the nowhere.
If the information gets out that you leaked this news,
you get sued for millions of sued. Why don't have
millions of dollars so tracking me you can go. We're
saying these all the time when we see movies like
a month or two before they come out, and I

(51:33):
don't even read them. I'm just like, I don't have
any money. Try try to see me, go for it,
go for it.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Well, this is I'm very excited to announce. You may
have seen this because I put it up on my
social media over the break, But in a very random
act of mine, I wrote a movie and it's been
made and it's not a comedy.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
It is a psychological horror film.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
And it's it's called When Darkness Loves Us and I
co wrote it with my friends James Ashcroft, who's directing it.
He's just he's the next big thing and has been
doing amazing things. Just finished wrapping up a film with
Robert de Niro for all Okay Welby as he calls him,
it's the wildest thing. And my friend Eli Kent, who's
an amazing playwright and film writer, and we wrote a movie.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
It's been made and we had to keep Darkness Loves Us.
That sounds like maybe dip into your golf years for yeah,
it's very so. It's it's based on a novalor it was.
It was a book written in the eighties and it's
about a woman who basically lives underground for fifteen years
and then comes back out and it's very twisted and

(52:43):
very dark, and we turn it into a film script.
And when we were writing it, this was maybe like
the twist at the end. Fledge she was a worm
all along. I'm confirmed she's I'm not going to spoiler
it at the end, but i will confirmed she was
not a whorble along. She's like, guys, I'm gonna grab

(53:04):
it fifteen years yeah. Yeah. And she loves when it
rained because she could come up on the footpath. Yeah,
she loved it.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
And that's where the Natasha and that's in the movie
when the Natasha and bidding Field song comes on the rain.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
So Vaughan hasn't seen it, by the way, well it's
only just rapped filming and Hammers film. You're missing the
big part, the bigger case.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
So the reason we couldn't talk about this is when
we first started writing it, we thought it was going
to be set in New Zealand. And then my friend
James Ashcroft, he went on and with his films were
doing well on festival lands. We're like, it's gonna be
a little bit bigger. We'll set it in Australia. We're like,
that's fine. And then his star continued to rise and
we were like, okay, this thing's been picked up by
a horror film producing company called Bleaker Street and now

(53:51):
it has to be set in America, so the cast
got quite exciting and straight out the gate in the
lead role, Amelia Clark, Mother of Dragons.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
This isn't and that's why she's been in Wellington for
the last few months. That's why she's been in Wellington.
There was an interview clip when she was talking to
our friend Jason Mamu and here she was like, I'm
about to hear to New Zealand to do a project.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I'm sitting behind the screen being like, that's my project
that Amelia Clark's in it.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
This is insane, I know.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
So also in a Natasha mclhoone, which she is in
californ Fornication.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
But I always knew her as like the girlfriend from
the Truman Show, you know, the one that's like trying
to blow the whistle on the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And then lately she's been in Young Shirley California Kate, Yes,
Young Sler. That's on my list of things. Yeahtch parent
it's quite good.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
So I just like met her on set and Victoria Padretti,
who people will mostly know from You season two, she
played love Quinn and then Marlon Williams is playing the boyfriend, like,
it's just this incredible cast and I got to go
and see it a couple of times and see them
do it.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
And then and now it's been shot and Amelia Clark
is the lead and I wrote it, and when's it
coming out next year? Okay? What happens if reviews? Do
we have to like just pretend it didn't happen? Didn't? Okay? Right?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I get asked two questions when I have also been
not honoring my nda. When I say I've co written
a horror film, people are like, who do you play?
Because the thing is, you know, as somebod who trained
to be an actor, if you write a movie, a
really smart thing to do a bit of write yourself
apart for it.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
And I didn't that. So the answer is, no, I'm
not in it. I just wrote it. And the second
thing is is it a comedy? Because you know I'm
a comedian, and no jokes it is. There's not even twisted, right,
it's there's not even any light humor. No, it's it's
so dark. It took us years to sell it to

(55:51):
a producer that would make it because there's some real dark.
But well, what about the.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Line I really like the line. I guess the early
bird gets the whoa. I almost told everybody worm.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
That's out of the line. One of my script revisions
made made the cart this isn't because I don't feel it. Yeah,
I just read it. So does a Melia Clark Clark
play the worm someone's message? And yes, yeah, but that's
the twist at the actually living underground. There's a word.
That's why she's saying. She doesn't want you guys to

(56:22):
know about the twist. But the twist like it's a worm.
Well listen, keep an ear out for when it's out
and her arms. She is not a worm. I just
other worms, like an octo worm. When it turns out
there's a whole lot of worms working together, right head
and the tool so and the left leg, and there's
another worm that's the right leg, and there there's another

(56:42):
worm that goes across it back that's the arms. You know.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
I think you have such fun ideas, and I think
what you should do is write a movie about this
worm creature and.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
You make a film. There have been worst movies made
there actually, do you know what about what about cocaine
worm like this coin? No, No, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I don't want drugs involved with worms. I think humble
worms or or people start actually might be a worm
when she's got excellent broccoli because she's she's out there
in the garden because she's a worm.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Oh my god, it's wait. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah, I just feel like your film is gonna have
a slightly smaller budget the mine, and not as good
a cast.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
But that's okay. I nearly Clark's in my film, and
whoever and who I've got on board to direct mine.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
You might have heard of Martin Score says, yeah, he's
you for saying that he's gonna want to play He
wanted to distance himself from this.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yes, who plays the bird? That's after Early Bird? The
Early Bird? Robert Denera or Bobby.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
This is giving, This is giving. Middle child and the
younger child had bigger news than you.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
And you're acting out when a legitimate movie with a
legitimate start, but a fake movie about a worm? Whose movie?
Do you want to them? More? Woom Diaries the.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
ZNM podcast Needwork Play z m's Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Study Out of America, And we thought we'd touch on
this and see how we feel about this. Here in
New Zealand, two and three Americans agree that engagement rings
have gone from a symbol of love to a financial burden.
God yeah, oh my gosh, because.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Sometimes when you hear their money and you're like rocking
around thirty thousand dollars, you're like, what four a marriage
is statistically going.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
To be over? Wait, lovers dead or alive? Sorry, in
that moment, it felt dead again. Yeah, I said before
it was alive after love on the spectrum so flip flop,
flip flop. They studied a whole bunch of Americans. Seventy
four percent of them said they'd rather start married life
debt free than have an expensive engagement ring. And the

(58:55):
absolutely three months salary rule is fading. Americas are spending
close to two months salary on rings, which is still
like a lot of money, right, Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Yeah, that's have question with alcohocking little polos. Do you
think an engagement ring should cost three months wages?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
No, it should be less.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Eighty four percent of people who responded yeah, four percent
said no, I think it shouldn't be more, although maybe
they just clicked the wrong box, and twelve percent said
yes they do.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Thinks maybe they've got unemployed partners, so a three month
salary would ring.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yes, I'm just with some people do want an expensive ring.
They are materialistic and they are you know, I.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Get you don't need to My opinion is you don't
need to spend that much even for it to last.
Like my mum's winning ring that my dad got was
from Michael Hill Jeweler back in the nineties. I think
it was one thousand dollars, which at the time was
a lot for them, and they and they my mum
every single day of their life.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
You know, yeah, that much and are still married. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Hap Statistically unlike in the trend, well, some fearback on it.
Caro said, it doesn't matter about the price. As long
as the recipient loves it, then it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yeah. Yeah. It shouldn't be about the costs that Olivia.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
It should be about it should just be something that
isn't going to start your life together in debt and
something that the person wearing the engagement ring is actually
found to alike.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Yeah, like you would take except a burger rings.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
I actually saw a large bag like a party bag
Burgerens the other day and I was like, yeah, still
smell like, I didn't open it, it was at the supermarket.
I don't buy it. It's only the initials first. And
you could say the same about weddings, So people starting
their life in debt. Like how much of people spending

(01:00:41):
on weddings? He says, it's insane.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
But again I saw another study that was like people
just doing it less and less and less because because
we're just less religious.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
And like, what's the point It shouldn't be about costs
is Jordy Lucy, you're probably be paying for a divorce and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Love is dear. We want prenup.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
My partner and I recently bought our engagement ring. It
was thirty thousand dollars. No, I owned five times more
than him, and what an expensive one. He told me
how much he wanted to spend, and I topped it up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
It was a win win.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
It's more than three months of his wages, but far
less than three months of mine. But I also do
think it's hold on, work out how much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Money a month. Let's marry her with its join us
at least come in the mine. Yeah, let's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
It'll be as quad. Yeah, let's do it. I just
don't get married. I'm a bitter old bitch. I'm speaking
from experience.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
A yeah, I think the voice of reason. I think
if you have to measure it, it's not about the engagement.
So maybe yeah, good call. I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
That's outrageous. Use that money for a house deposit or something,
says Marts. That's a funny one, but you'll lose half there.
I got to engage with the cheapy ring. Still married, happily,
four kids and one hundred and seventy cows later. Oh
wonder if you're going to goats four kids huge, Um,
that's gonna be weird if you just had to listen
to the show out of context.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Listen to the podcast. Get a little treat for those
we did learn about goat ceilia in the show, and
just learn that capable of a massive udder udder huge odds.
Cousin got engaged with a.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Twenty thousand dollars ring and they got divorced later because surprise, surprise,
he was shallow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Yeah, yeah, love don't cost a thing. I've just come
up with that. Even if you were bro my love.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Yeah, we're going to turn that into a solid that's
what I thinking that there could be a song in that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
The podcast needwork.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Fat of the day, day day day Dayah do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
This week's the fact that the famous Stuart Island, that
beautiful little island, New Zealand's third largest island out there
at the bottom of the South Island, because I spent
some time there last week and I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Went, oh my god, jellous have always wanted to go there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
The serenity, the serenity and the pub. Yeah, the South
Seas Hotel down there is like this legendary pub. There's
always the BirdLife, the BirdLife, the bird life.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
I love it. But the pub's great. It's like a
little okay, going back is it like going back in time?
And news is a bit like going back. It is
like going back. Used a long drop a couple of times,
you know. That always makes you appreciate. Don't don't look down.
Don't look down.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
God I look down, yeah, and you think there's rats
down there and stuff, but there might be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Just don't look down. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
But today's fact about Stuart Island is that it's the
home of the only ever tin rush in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Not gold, not gold turn tin like iron turns and
canned cans and spaghetti cans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Tin doesn't Tin doesn't corrode, it doesn't. It doesn't tarnish.
Correct in the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Correct it's pronounced.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
The thing that the turn rush that they went after
is pronounced casita right, casita right now. How they found
it was it was the late eighteen hundreds and people
were all about that gold.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Before everybody was all.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
About that base, about that base, no triple, they were
all about that gold. Two prospectors decided to get in
a boat and go around Stuart Island because they're like,
no one's down here, no one's looked.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah, right, we'll get down here. There might be some gold,
you know. So they went round and they.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Found a little bit of gold, but they were like
it's hard to get out because it was annoying heavy
black sand, and they were like, it's just not worth
the effort. So they anyway, they took some of the
black sand and sent it off to a university professorate
an Otago, and then forgot about it. And then this
guy kind of did nothing about it, and then he's like,
hold on, checked it, and he's like, this is tin, right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
We got ourselves a precious metal down there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
So he was kind of a bit at the port
trying to get a ride because he's a professor.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, maybe like a nerd.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
He is like you know in the movie when the
nerd wants to get somewhere and he's got to go
find some rough neck. Yes, yeah, and they both anywhere
he goes down and so other people hear him talking
about this. Ten So there's this race on race on
a Picasus Bay on the south side of Stuart Island.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
When was this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Eighteen eighty eighteen eighty eight was when they got the
good old days, the good old days. So then they
were they all flew down there and they were putting
pigs and grounds.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Mine mine, mine, mine, mine. Turns out no turn.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
So they thought it was like because you know when
you find gold and you're like, well, there must be
a gold seam around here somewhere. But it was because
it had been completely undisturbed for so long, and the
turn is so heavy, it was just sat so when
they got in it, they've reckoned overall. They've got less
than a ton of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
It out of there.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
After like various efforts, years of you know, people trying
and multiple waves of people going down to try to
get the turn because you know, but like gold, you
get gold fever.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Turin fever not as sexy though. When they arrived there
and they needed to it's not as not as sexy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
When they arrived there and they needed to like set
up camp and settlement, they were like, oh, we could
cut the stuff down.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
It's gonna be quite hard wood, chuck a match to it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
So they've just burnt all this area that then didn't
end up using it, and the scrub and everything that
came back apparently was much better environment for the kuckapool.
So in nineteen seventy seven in the Tin Range, Cuckapool
numbers were discovered down there when they thought they were
extinct in the area, so they may have accidentally improved
the conditions for one of the world's res You need.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
A warrn of fitness.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
There, yes, four hundred and fifty full time residents, twice
as many cars, one mechanic, and apparently the police officers
got like not much to do because it's Sure island
and everybody knows everybody, and crime's low, so apparently he'll
just run a few days of like Warren fitness and registrations.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Why does everyone have two cars down there? There's nobody drive,
but I know there's twenty three what did they say,
twenty three k's of sealed road? Yeah, but you don't
need would Is this going to be one of your
facts of the Days this week? The only murder? It
was only no one murder. It wasn't going to be
when you said no one when was down there? No one,

(01:07:14):
no one murder. Don't say anything, fletch. Okay, well you
might have to research. Yeah, I do my true crime podcast.
I need some white girlies obviously on board. Yeah, lucky,
I've got three at hand to get on on board
with it. So today's back to the day about Stuart Island.

(01:07:35):
Is that the only tin rush the New Zealand has
ever experienced happened right down there at the bottom of
the South Island. Fact of the day, day day, day,
day Do do do?

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
Did?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Plays?

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
It ends?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Tenth season of New Zealand Grand Designs. Did you know
we've had ten seasons New Zealan Grand. I didn't think
we had that many.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Flash Hounds five seasons. Two seasons will be maxed out.
But no, how grand are these designs? Dude? Last night
was I love grand designs. It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
Even this one internationally was ambitious, right, and it happened
right here in New Zealand, now out here, row.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Out. I love it when we we try our best
with the rail.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
This ambitious couple undertook renovating this one hundred year old castlet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
Fun. They did it. Spoiler alert, they did it. It
cost them.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
This is the part that I literally slopped it onto
the floor. Eleven million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Their budget is not even money anyone. Their budget was
four and a half off. So they double they went
double over. Oh wow, okay, almost went triple and they
did an outstanding job.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Yeah, But when it came to the big reveal when
the guy hasn't been there for a little while, and
you well, they won't there, will they won't there? And
they pulled in and you're like, they did it amazing.
Then they dropped the eleven million dollar bombshell. Then they're like,
let's have a look around. Okay, open the front door.
They got a huge painted portrait of themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Fantastic, And I was just like and you see the
host kind of sight eye at real but like walked
around was talking about like the flow of the stairs
and how they'd taken it and opened it right up
and it was brand entrance and he kind of like
kit like you could just feel like looking at the portrait,
this massive, huge painted portrait of themselves, how old school
lay like, how very like of the Queen's.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
If you're dropping eleven million dollars on effectively, they made
a castle, Yeah, a castle.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Castles always had portraits, didn't they. Yeah, they had. It's
an amazing collection of art throughout this house.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
And then you're track different to having family photos on
your walls. That's different, toot.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Okay, I will take family photos until they get to
a certain size or if they're printed on canvas, then
they might as well be a portrait.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, fair call.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Because my mum knew someone and I would go around
to her house and she had those like kind of smoky,
eerie glamour shots of herself and I'm talking multiple of them,
and I was always like, that's odd.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
This is what I want to know this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Okay, do you have a portrait of yourself or did
you grow up in a house where maybe mum and
dad had a portrait done job?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Someone in that has a portrait of themselves. But you're
brilliant and it'll be like Nana. You know it's going
to be Nana's done this. It's like middle aged women
that have done glamor shots to portraits more than anywhere.
They've got to blow out made of mind in Hamilton
has mum used to have her glamour shots up on
the wall. Now he was her only son and only
had male friends. How do you think we did? How

(01:10:58):
do you think how do you think you knew me?
You knew me around about this time? How do you
think we handled that? I think you would have no,
no right. Every opportunity we got, and we go around
there and were like can you show us your things?
That she'd walk us around show what was she just
like really proud of, like going right to your mate.

(01:11:24):
And then Mom's and Undy's on the wall like soft
soft mum, fantasta amazing and they were big and they
were you know, on display. It was big. This couple
on Grand Designs was a photo or a painting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
The thing is the camera never gave me. I wanted
to be a cameraman. I need a close on that portrait.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
It was a painting, right, It difinitely like they were
in that like that seated position where one set one standing.
Oh my god, like a serious no, you shouldn't do
his portrait? How okay? Well okay, I'll eight one hundred
dollars at him. Give us a call text through or
nine six nine Sex as our number. Some only children

(01:12:09):
that are like I think my parents love me too much?
Oh really? Yeah okay, yeah, well give us a call
text and nine six nine Sex.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Do you have a portrait or dob and someone who
has a large portrait of themselves. We are talking about
portraits of yourself. Last night on Grand Designs, I would
encourage you to go and watch this episode of Grand Designs.
It was like it was international level Grand Designs insanity.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Oh wow, okay, Like they spent eleven million million New
Zealand dollars. Mike said, you've met you. That's on top
of the two and a half purchase. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Well, anyway, they had a portrait of themselves in this giant.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Like how New Zealand of us just to find the
one thing in this house? Yeah whatever, just celebrate their achievement.
And I thought about it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
I'm like, they're renovated the castle. Yeah, I can't ac
queen would have countless footers of themselves in this. Yeah,
so let them have their portrait, but a big portrait
right at the entrance. And we're talking about acapandada.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
I couldn't do it. I can do it because the
minute you came around, you'd look at it. And I'm
not saying that it. He hates that something. He's going
to a gaggle chat. He's going to go into the
gaggle chat and you'll never get what wards got. Click.
I would, I would a hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
So we want to know if you've got a portrait
and what's the story behind it or dob someone in Yeah,
somebody said, I went to college with a girl who
had an eighteenth through her family home all along the
main hallway to the party room when naked portraits of
her mom.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
They showed all the beteless mom, it's perfect. They showed
all the bets.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
You think for a party with lots of teenage boys,
they would have taken them down hily. But my mom
was like, no, mom, Yeah, my daughter's friend's mum has
a big photo of her south dancing topless nickers on
in front of a bonfire. Quite a sexy in sultry photoprint.

(01:14:10):
It's in her room, but a few of the kids
have seen it. She also has a cast mold of
her titties on the bookcase in the lounge.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Sexy Later, I've.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Got my vulva. I don't leave that lying around when
I have Pasha. He's got my vulva car because.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
We were using it as an ash tray.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Well, the labia does lend itself to sort of you know,
it's got nice sort of crevices.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
To hold the ash. Yeah, okay, y, I don't want
to put out your siggy butts on my fandang.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Growing up, growing up, some family friends had a huge
canvas in their master bedroom and was still there was
something odd about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
But now looking back, do I realize what it was?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
It was a picture of four different pairs of adult
feet all tangled together, poking up the blanket.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
At the bottom of the bed. Oh, swingers really swing
all a's up now looking back? Get it? Where are
you living? Mate?

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
An ex friend went to Los Angeles and got a
sexy photo shirt for herself, A turning thirty like mostly
naked and some fancy nickers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Okay, I love that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Then my husband received a blind up picture of it
and the mail as a gift from her. I started
an X friend, what I have? I have a portrait
that was done by an artist unbeknownst to me until
I went to the exhibition.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
It took me. It's not on I know, how's that working? Yeah,
that's it took me years to have the courage to
put it up in my living area. Oh you got it,
so they got given the portrait. Was it a good
port or was it one of those paintings it's a
bit abstract and you're a bit like, Oh, I don't
look like that. I'm not squating. Yeah, that's not the
size of my nose. We went to an open home

(01:15:46):
and walked through the master bedroom. Behind the bed was
a portrait of his life wife lying down in her
nickers and on an old tiger bred bedsbread. Now I reckon,
I'm taking that down before the openheim.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Personally, Yeah, yeah, someone said massive portraits of very common
and brazil All my family members have them. My friend
them techy. I've always hated it, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
The Brazilian, So I think get away with those. Just
scared to tell the hot Brazilian that portraits are techy yeah,
can we see the portrait? Can we see you? Because
a Squizz album maybe start up on the album.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Plays it ends flitch phone and Haley, Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Silly little.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little poo.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Silly silly little Do you do you care about table minutes? Well,
do you know why we raise us? Because apparently old
gin Z with their corded headphones, Uh, they were leaved
elbows on the tape and everyone's like, hit your arbos

(01:17:02):
off the table because they went smacked in the eighties
and nineties, they leave them on the table.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Also I'm a shocking for leaving them on the table.
I don't care. I don't care about elbows on the table.
I don't find that rude at all.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
But but I think about it when they're on the table,
like I don't care, and I do it now, but
I'm always like, oh, elbows on the table, Like it's.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Ingreat weird, it's a weird one like true with your
mouth shut absolutely shut mouth. Yeah, the basic manners I
care about, But I couldn't care about the way you
use your knife and fork. And you know, I don't
know this kind of thing. I don't want to scrape
it on the plate. Oh yeah, I mean I feel
for me. Yeah. So they surveyed a bunch of the
UK people and seventy seven percent of gen Z don't

(01:17:44):
care where the people eat with their elbows on the table.
I needn't know what's the origins of the elbows on
the table being rude? Yeah, someone so offended by elbows.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
I'm not on the tables. Not great, I reckon around
the table your ass foot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
I bloody love putting my feet up on the table. Also,
when it came to man as thirty three percent of
us think that it's rude to start before other people's
food arrive. We say, as a group, I'm always like, no,
you start, ye, you're food aorized before.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
You just can't tuck and you're gonna wait for somebody
else to say please start, don't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Yes, per totally agree. So apparently it was just it
was a room thing. When your elbows up on the table,
you're taking up too much room.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
It's like Man was like the man spreading of the
medieval dinner tables because dishes and sideplates. People were crammed
dinner and they were like like that. So if your
elbows are up. You're taking up more space than you
were entitled to. So do you care about table man is?
Eighty eight percent of people said yes. Twelve percent of
people said no, goodness, Daniel Sie, keep your if and

(01:18:45):
mouth closed and use your I F and utensils.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
You're not an anto, so she cares. She cares about manners,
apart from when it's swearing at the table, which apparently
she's absolutely fine with. Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
About elbows on the table and that weird stuff, but like,
don't be gross, just don't be gross at the dinner table.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
See, lord, you gross. My brother bites his fork when
he takes a bite. I scraze his teeth on the middle.
I cannot, I can't. I lick my knife and then
my mum hates there. Yeah, we shouldn't do that. My
mum looked that knife for Youngue and I'd be like, Mum,
your bread and butter I are so blunt they couldn't
go there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Ye, your steak knives are so blunt. I'm I'm absolutely fine.
Get these sharp and teep ship me lessen Um.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
I don't really care about table man is his knave,
but if you check your mouth open, I'm likely to
kill you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
Bad.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Table Man is my top eck, said Felicity. Asha, I'm
fine with album's on the table as long as I'm
bumping anybody or knocking things over with the mouth closed
is essential. I don't know, theme, isn't it. I don't
give a damn where the cutlery goes as long as
I can reach it. So that's your fork on your
left and your knife on your right eye knowing everything,
Sam said, tableman is full by the wayside, with the

(01:19:51):
world just completely on fire right now.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Yeah, in the scheme of things. Because also out of
the study, forty six percent of gens they think it's
okay to be on your phone at table. I hate
that unless we all agree like we do sometimes at
branch and we're up.

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
For some time.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Yeah, or I have just got to quickly message this
person back. I just want to catch like ten year reels.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
Yeah, I feel good, and I'm going to show you
in person. Then I'm also going to send you the
reel so you later and a great little seam of
reels I found.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Yeah, ah, respect for yourself, your community and your dignity settlers,
and it all starts at the dinner table.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
So Facilitator poll, we asked you care about table manners?
Eight eight percent of you said yes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Podcast needwork plays it MS Fletch Fornon Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
We want to ask the question now, has he been
a DNA shock and your family.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Like you know?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
For example, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
There's many examples of people who found out they had
a different family.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
We asked on Instagram for a start. Let's get the
ball rolling because this actually happened to me recently. Do
you remember this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
I can't really say much about it, but someone reached
out to me on ncstuy dot com and they said
I think were related and then worked out it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
One of my family members had a secret shop. You
never did, didn't tell us that. You even told us today.
That's brand new information. I thought there's something I would
have told me, Hailey, you didn't say. That's juicy, and
I want to know more. I want to know who
you can't be didn't tell us. I need to run
this by my family if I can share this, but

(01:21:23):
I'm cousin. I've got a cousin kind of just did wow. Sorry, Well,
this is exactly what we want to know because it
was a story that was in the wy Kaddo Times
about a Wye Kaddo great grandmother who met her biological
father in Germany, because she did one of these dnates
and you said, great grandmother has a father, so the
great grandmother's father would be the great great grandfather eighty

(01:21:45):
found out two years ago that the man she had
previously known as dad was not her biological father. But
he did right. They found him, aged one hundred, living
in Germany. So she went over and you want to
be careful with the one hundred year old German. I'm
just saying he was around. He was around to ask
the questions, your answer the questions. Yeah. But so she

(01:22:08):
found this out because of the DNA TIS and the
DNA like the tests that you can do like ancestry
dot com twenty three and me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
They don't lie, they don't lie, and people find out
things well already on Instagram. So my mom found out
that she has a different dad to her two brothers. Wait,
my mom found it, Oh, so okay, secret dad.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Somm her mom grandma. But then you get raised by
the person you think is your father or your mother,
and then they are your father.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
They are of course they raised you yeah, I completely
coincident that I'm related to one of my work colleagues.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Oh we are. We now refer to each other as
cunst the Christmas party. And then you find out that
you're related to Your mouth tastes like my mouth. You
kiss just like I kiss? Are you my brother? Oh god? Okay?

(01:23:08):
My dad who has been an only life as an
only child his whole life, has ten and half siblings
across New Zealand and Australia. And what found out because
of an ancestry test that because of a DNA test.
Oh my god, it's been busy. Love these stories. We
want to hear yours eight hundred dollars at m tix
through nine six nine six. Did you have a DNA.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Shock plays it ends flesh Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
We're talking about a DNA shock wave ripped through your
family after maybe a ancestry dot calm or a DNA
test for something else, or dad turned up or another
brother or sister turned up that you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Know you had. So it's always dead.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
But it is harder for mums to hide pregnancies, isn't it.
You said, do a great job of the back in
the day.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Yeah, just over an extended holiday we study abroad or something.
Somebody messaged in to our Instagram. We asked on Instagram
my brother's supposed baby. It turned out after dnats was
actually the social workers baby. Oh someone's losing their job
with the Ministry Social Development.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yes, Kaylen joins us. Kayln, good morning. What was the
family DNA shopod morning?

Speaker 7 (01:24:19):
So, yeah, my sisters and I found out did we
have a younger brother at the time, he was ten
years old? And yeah, like I said, this was after
I thought I was my dad's only love child, love.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Child, your dad had mother the love to give. Yeah,
and how did you find this out?

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
One of my sisters was having a drink with some
family friends one night and yeah, just came out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Yeah, it just it just came out. Was it a secret?
Like why did it say secret for so long?

Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
I don't know who. That's a question for you, I guess, Yeah,
I I mean, and on the line.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
Here is.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Wow, that's crazy, Caitlin, thank you. Let's go to Sarah. Sarah,
what was the family DNA shock?

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Well, a bit of a shameless plug. First up, I
talk about it all on my podcast Bestibos.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
But Okay podcast. Do I if it's on, I don't know,
I don't know. We're just really yeah, Well what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
Well, when I was twenty nine, the same week I
found out I was pregnant, I got my ancestry DNA.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Results back and I found out.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
That there was a bunch of half siblings on there.
And when I contacted them, it turns out their parents
had all used a sperm donor, and after a bit
of rifling, I found out I was actually the product
of said sperm donor as well. So actually now one
of nine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
I've seen news stories of this where there are like
prolific donors that multiplely, that have multi and there should
be a limit, right like otherwise meant.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
To be to be a limit, like one of five
families or ten kids that already we know of sex
families just in our little don't okay, yeah's name is Don,
So our group check for a while was called Donstonation.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Oh my god, that's so good. Nah, I've definitely stalked him.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
I know pretty much where he lives, what his wife does.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Where she works. But you've never reached out to what
did you think when you first saw Don?

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
Were you just like or you like, yeah, that more
interesting for me was to meet all my new siblings
because it's only been like six years, but now we've
all gotten together a couple of times a year. We
all pretty much come from christ Church or around the
christ Church area, so.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
That was going to be my next question is how big?
How big is the place who you're from? Because the
should be this because you know with someone.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Exctly you go out town and you see someone like
your mouth taste like mine.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
Well, when we found the last brother, it was a
huge sigh of relief.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
It was a relief because you tacked off the whole list,
or because he was would have gone my brother.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
I went to my nana's tongue and saw a cousin
there that I was like, I would have Thank god
I've seen him now.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
There's a really weird study out there that people who
don't grow up with their siblings they actually are they
don't understand what this weird attraction is and they can
use that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
I think I speak for both myself and my sister
when I say yah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
Yah best boozy, hear the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Giving them what's the last one? Though? You said you
found the last brother, how do you know there's not
more out there.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Well, we know we're looking for one missing sister. So
if you were born around ninety to ninety three from Christ,
it's not too sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
If I was born in eighty nine and Christ to
the Innovator, my god Craig, probably George, Georgia and students,
she could be the missing sister. Yeah, you never know, George,
Are you the missing sister? Guys, I'm like the epitome
spitting image of my dad. Okay, so there's no way.
At least your dad is don my dad, Dad's John's

(01:28:26):
don amazing, Sarah, thank you some messages, and your family's
DNA shock. I just think we're gonna get better than that. No,
we're not. But I know a couple of guys in
christ Church have probably got ten legitimate children. But they
did it the old fashioned way, sleeping around, sleeping around.
In New Zealand, someone said there is a limit.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
You're only supposed to be able to donate to seven
families for sp donation.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
I feel like that's too many. I think it's too
one or two. It's not like there aren't enough donors
out there, right, or enough men my sister got to.
Some of them are Minga's flitch. We should have asked
if Don was a locker. No, I did say, what
did you think when you saw him? Oh? The din? Yeah? Yeah,
but dad, she can't say he is hot, although she

(01:29:08):
did say her brother was hot. I think you objectively
know if you come from an attractive family and attractive people.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
My sister was contacted by someone in Australia who said
we are cousins. She said, no, we know our cousins.
Thought it was this scam scam. My brother did a
DNA test to prove this man wrong. Turns out we
are related. It came down to two uncles on my
mother's side. Turns out the quiet uncle was the father.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
We have met this new.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Cousin and we're able to give him family documents about
his father appreciated.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Do you know what if someone messaged me and said
I think I'm your cousin, I just would ignore it.
I don't care. I don't need another president at Christmas, right,
you don't need cousins. I don't even buy my cousin's presence,
to be honest, anything about them. Yeah. Recently, hey if
I see you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
Recently, we found out after Dad had mumps that Mum
increased the family by selecting agreeable donors. So that's if
you get mumps as an adult male, it can render
you in ferodile. There's actually a few communicab why I
haven't had any kids. Yeah, the moms said to bite
my own tongue quite hard to stop myself say something there.
Mum and Chreasa family by a selected agreeable donors. The youngest,

(01:30:13):
the three youngest of us all have different dads. Please
tell people that our DNA tests can totally change your life.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Of course, only only get them if you are prepared
to find some things out.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Everyone's got secrets. I'm Hawaiian, remember, and you're like, not
even like one percent pineapple. I am one percent pizza.
That's actually what you are. It's not a Hawaiian person.
You are a one percent of pineapple. We don't know
how it happened, but one of your uncles, one of
your grandfather's way way back, slept with a pineapple. He did.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
My mum told me to be prepared for some half
siblings after I submitted my DNA ancestry dot com eight
weeks later.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Wasn't my dad who had kids? To other woman, it
was her dad all including a set of twins. Whoa
I love that. It's so jcy, so crazy tixton nine
six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
If you're one of our siblings that we don't know about,
I'm just gonna put that out there, right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Do you think that could happen? What may you accidentally
give birth to someone? Dude? My dad was the life
of the party back in the day Break, The Hoty Man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
The zenm Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Ms fledged Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
I know we're in a little bit of a different workspace.

Speaker 3 (01:31:34):
We're in a fun, funky creative job kind of But
so I would say maybe this wouldn't apply to us.
But workplace emojis are up for debate here in this study,
and there are some that you probably shouldn't be using
if you're.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Sending them to work mates. I just wouldn't have thought
you would have used any emojis on work email.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
You know, it does lower the professionalism, but again it's
industry based, right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Yeah, when we do it, we're doing all sorts.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
We're flipping the bird, we're eggplanting, we're doing the squirty
water one. So angry face and angry face emojis lower
perceptions of competence and professionalism. That's the one that people
are like, come on when they're like high team just
can't help, but notice the lack of you know, work
done on this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Angry face is a real mess.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
So people say that you like, like we just said,
it makes you go, I don't think that you're very competent,
and I don't think that you're being very professional. Positive
emojis help help when paired with positive or neutral messages,
but often no advantage over just writing a plain email.
So people don't like perceive you as being worse at
your job if you do a smiley face.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
But it's also like you don't need to just right.
I love hitting a m here and getting out of there. Yeah,
no emoji at all ranks highest for professional appropriateness. Okay,
so just don't use emoje emails. Yeah yeah, yeah, So
this is I don't know how this.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
Came out of the study, but mismatched emojis, like say,
an angry face on a positive message is very damaging
of how people how your employers would see you. Why
would you be like, hey, guys, have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Angry face, Yeah, that's weird, that's just that that's regardless
of who sins that that's weird, even outside of the
professional Yeah, I think just leave it alone. Do you
know who judged the most harshly? Women? Oh? Okay, yeah,
women judged other women more harshly for using emojis? What yeah, mate,

(01:33:38):
look feminis? Did women love tearing other women down?

Speaker 7 (01:33:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
Mate, we just let let rip heat get coming on
the mic. I want to do it. You should actually
hear what they've been saying about you, because you're not here.
You're in the Melbourne studio. So just tell me one
of the most they said before that my movie that
I've written about, a word lives underground, sounds like it'll

(01:34:02):
be a bigger box office success than your one starting
a million clucky. They didn't say. They said they would
like a movie where it's a worm all along.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
By the way, check your Instagram and box somebody just
made some hard of a million clocks a worm.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
Good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Oh my god, Hey guys, Apparently being the company's most
successful podcast isn't enough. They want asked to tell people
to tell more of their friends.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others to like it. I would
concentrate more on the Shitter podcast that the company the
real losers. Yeah like it just yeah? Maybe maybe won't
say that. Maybe we should even encourage people to listen
to other podcasts of the company make but only after ours, Yeah,
and not more than ours. Give us a sixty little

(01:34:52):
review though, play z ms Fletchborne and Hailey