Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th April 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZITIM podcast Network. This is for the Police,
Wood and Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
To you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the
lowest prices LEAs Flee Woman, Hello, good morning, Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Fleetsbourne and Haley Haley joining us from the ZIIM Broadcasting
Tower in Melbourne Central.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, right up that tower, right from Chinatown, Chinatown. I'm
singing the Heart of Chinatown. Yeah, I'm literally lovely. Oh
it's so good.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Went out for a delicious circular Chinese meal in Melbourne
last week, didn't We've.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Got heart, No, no, no no. I was working, I
had I've.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Got half a succulent Chinese meal in my fridge and
I just got a coffee up before and I was like,
I'm going to have that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I reckon about eight am for Breckfast Go coffee straight
in the Sweet and South.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
Paul.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'd follow up, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
You reckon, you reckon. This is going to be good.
On sort of day seven of Barley.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Belly Lose, I don't know even know if I'd be
going to Chinatown with Barley Belly to be honest with
the fish, Yeah, I'd fight fire with fire and send
the you know, the food bacteria and to get rid
of the barley belly bacteria.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, right, I could find each other.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Chance to win this morning ten dollars suburb thousand dollars
street things to one roof will plate. Just after seven o'clock,
coming up the top six form.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, the top six questions I've got for AI.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Jesus is a boom and AI bermin like religious app
religious AI. This one's a paper use Okay. I wouldn't
be like religious to be trying to make money or
something with it. Thought.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Religious people use Jesus every day.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, but now you can. You can talk to computer Jesus. Yes,
and he actually answers back. So the top six questions
I've got for a Jesus. Next on the show, though,
with everything that's happening in the Middle Eastern, fuel prices
crazy and airline and Europe has done something and this
better not catch on here.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Flitch one and Haley Big.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Pod a budget airline which I believe is it's a
Spanish budget airline volunteer.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
They can do a budget one.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Volunteer vo b O L V O L O T
E A.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
E.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't know if that's with dacent and it sounds
like volatile. What does it translate into an English volunteer?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
A real airline is one of the.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Have you ever like, looked at booking flights you've been
going on holiday and you're like, what airline is that?
And then you google it and you're like, oh man,
because mine mostly is just in New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, it doesn't have a direct translation from Spanish. It's
a created name derived from the Spanish verb re volunteer
to fly around, flood or hover.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh right, it's quite clever.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
So it's just like fly, flutter, flatter, airlines, flutter, airlines.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Airlines, fly would be sort of makes sense.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
So many airlines have fly in them, don't they? Yeah, fly,
give me five examples. You can't, can He just sees
these things the media guys exposed.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Airlines have the word air and the.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, none have crash and that's got bold move not
a single ones but crash.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
So you don't even know that.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
But I think it's fly, fly, fly, ana, fly bag
and in the any of these fly fly ninety one
that's a radio station, flat add one fly and fly
my sky, Fly my sky. There's a few I've heard
of right, biggas is fly fly my sky or that's
just like anything, Yeah, fly their fly back, fly fly.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Go homes, fly home.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Okay, Well, anyway, my point is that this budget Spanish airline, Volity,
is now asking passengers, even those passengers that have already
paid for flights months ago, to pay a little bit
more because the fuel's real spensive.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Oh excuse you, that's not my problem.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
So they say that they will deny boarding to anyone
that doesn't pay an extra seven euros to fly because
jet fuel has gone up so much?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Can you do that retrospectively?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Like, surely there's some kind of consumer thing here where
I've paid for a product.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Do you ever read the terms and you know the carriage?
What do they call them?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
The carriage terms? And conditions stands for conditions, not carriages. No,
there's like for like there's like a name for like earline.
It's like the you just agree to it when you
buy the ticket. There's something in there that they can
all sit on.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
If we crash, we're entitled to whatever's in your handbag
if you die.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Annual organs.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
People are raising the point that you didn't exactly refund
passengers when fuel got cheaper.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
So that's silly, That's what I mean.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
It's like, isn't that part of business is that you
weather out the highs and lows?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Exactly? Shut up, Greenie. I don't even know if that
was a look at the left one.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I don't even feel if that was that left I
don't even think it felt but more right if anything.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
So if you don't if you get to the game
and you don't pay your what is that seven euro
you're not on the plane.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, well that's what they're saying.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
And then some consumers are saying, well, is this like
illegal because you know, under French law, a fuel surcharge
is not a tax, it's part of the ticket price.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Blah blah blah blah blah. So there. I don't know,
but yeah, they're.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Obviously being investigated or they're just gonna is that extra
city seven pounds? Yeah, because they're in the EU, there's
all these rights and consumer laws, but it's about fourteen
year Zeland dollars currently. So you're took on an airport beer.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yeah, oh see, I'd rather spin my money on an
airport beer to make my flight and more enjoyable experience.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Airport beer maybe they've got some set combo, go and
get some more chippies as well, A fourteen yeah, fourteen
bucks airport muffins.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, you get a nice sort of souvenir or something
like that, a small keenly to take away.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, I'm just saying it's it's started. It's started, so
it better not happen here.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
You don't even think about. It's all of our airline
owning listeners.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, all of the board of New Zealand who regularly
turned in to listen to the show. To you, we
say good morning, but don't you dare.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
The fletch morning, Haley bed.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well, I mean I've lived close to this mall a
couple of times, and I fletch you've lived within Cooey
the sort of been your classes more for a few years.
Glenfield Mall on the north shore of Auckland has for sale.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
It's quite iconic, Glenfield More it is.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I was reading the history of it.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was Auckland's first or the north shores may be
fully enclosed more.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh had a roof. It's so weird. Everything that's so
weird that you hear are maulers for sale.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, you know, like it's just not one of those
things you Yeah, you just think it's they're always owned.
So it used to be owned by Westfield and Westfield
sold it out of the Westfield Group.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yes right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I got at it says that Ross and Dallas Pendergrass
are put it up for sale. Oh yeah, and so
I had to look Classic Ross Ross, Classic Ross. They're
on the There are a lot of these stories are
on the NBR. Oh they yet like Richless Richless. It's
owning a mall, you get a special park. Yeah yeah,
you get verp yeah yeah, right next to the appearance

(07:43):
with babies accessible yeah yeah, and then owners and thenier
and if someone's in your car, there is a button
and it just disappears a jets the car, Yeah, sends
it off to space. Because when I was a student,
I lived on or shore of Aalkland and Glenfield was
the local mall.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, because Bangal check out. Back in the day, it
used to go eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, back in the day, that was where students lived
in Ireland because it was so cheap.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yes yeah, yeah, oh really yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
This was the where they used to do two dollars
big macs on Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
So I take I take ten bucks and then get
five big macs. That was lunch.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And the place where I first attempted the first of
three attempts and three successes what I called the four pounder.
It's you're buy four quarter pounders and you squeeze it
as to one burger and eat them such.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Oh, it was a big unit in the student days.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
He knew how to make the most of it because
they would have been on special too.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I can remember taking by Nokia thirty three ten in
because the screen wasn't working.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh yeah, okay, yes, I was.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Going to say, is there an indication on price?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
How much does a moll? It's inquiries? It's quire okay, yeah,
but what do you mean inquire?

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Do we come in at one hundred grand and go
from the air banding it about.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Saying it's the first sort of mall for thousands the
Monaco Supercenter sold, which I didn't know the Monaco Supercenter
And so.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Right, how did do you know how much?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
That's one hundred and sixty one million dollars? Yes, one
hundred and sixty one million dollars. That's the largest retail
transaction in over a decade.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm just having a.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Look, it's got a it's got a Hollywood bakery. So
when we're putting in our offer, we need to consider
that first sausage.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Rolls, first time ever. So Diehand would do stand up comedy.
Was at that bar at the top of Glenfield.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
At the mall. I was like odd get well.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Technically it was at the mall, but it was the bar.
What was that bar at the top?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I can't feel more. In the two thousands.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's seen some things that bode That bar was raugh Okay, well,
if you've got a spare I'm guessing what one fifty
two hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's a quiet market. Hey, it's a quiet market by me.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
If we were to buy this mall, Fletchford and Haley's
Glenfield Mall, what we just all of a sudden found
some money.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, we're talking about we're talking about how set would
be winning a lot of if we want a twenty
million or whatever.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, it wouldn't even buy a bloody moll. It wouldn't
even buy a shop in the mall.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
From what shop would you like, like you ensure was
in there, you'd insist on like that.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Was term of the purchase.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
I'll go in as a co owner, but it has
to have a.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yes and I get everything free in there anytime I
go on.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Probably, that's a really good question. I love the games,
but r there r P yeah, the RP.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Eb games that are more. The other day it was
just bought it up the new market, Yeah, the newmarkt one.
They haven't filled that day.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
It was weird walking past that because normally malls, normally
malls put up a thing and they put up on it. Yeah,
like yeah, yeah, to hide the shame of an empty
store market a pop Mark, you know the yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
I'd also have shop get kids.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
I'd insist that there was a Chinese massage place that
was so hard that.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
You cried when you got But you're too polite to
say a little.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Bit magic phone a message.

Speaker 10 (11:09):
Ring.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
It had a Texan sort of a Western Yeah that's
ringing a bell cowboy theme, didn't it?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Mavericks?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
All right, we'll better do some bloody fundraising.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well there, if you've got some money, buy them all?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Does that end podcast Network?

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Now, when we think the gen zs are doing so
much right, pulling back hering where it matters, just quiet, quitting.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
The house I'm not on board with the headphones on
a cord as we were.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
We were so hard for wireless bluetooth, you know, and.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
So ungrateful we did that we got rid of that cord.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
There was nothing like snagging that thing and having those
things rip out of your ear holes to really ruin
a day.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
But our gen z is.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
It's something sometimes and we love them. Bit lost, you know, yeah,
a little bit confused. We just used Shannon's and as
an sort of overall example. You know, she's so intelligent
in some ways and then just a lost little lamb
and others.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
And as Shannon I'm saying, is with love.

Speaker 11 (12:14):
Yeah, you know, sometimes it's crazy to me that I
could like ratle on about like the you know, Russian Revolution,
but I had to look up how to boil an egg.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
So yeah, and here the problem like girl's missing there. Yeah,
the problem, Laye is right here, the cooking thing. You're
being left behind, which is surprising. I would have thought that,
I don't know what the invention of the internet, there's
sort of no excuse not to know how to cook anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
But the parents didn't want them hurting themselves in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
They and they didn't them. Most of you're developing years.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Why can't gen z Is cook well?

Speaker 11 (12:53):
I cooked as a kid, like I can make edible.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Do you got worse since you were a kid.

Speaker 11 (12:58):
Yeah, yeah, I've definitely got the worse. I think I
just learned how to make one of each thing, and
then I've never strayed out. So like I've told you guys,
and we'll talk about it another time, but I've learned
corn fritters for the first time, and I've just like
I never thought of, like I could try to learn
something new. I'm really.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Also like there's so much trial and error worth cooking
big things.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's expensive as all.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
The other thing.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
Like I know, I could just get five dollars of
mints and I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Fed, and you know how to cook it and you're done.

Speaker 11 (13:31):
Yeah, we're with corn footed men. I just wasted like
ten bucks.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Buried.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, I tell you, just a little shout out to
my mum.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Patsy cooks a bloody good corn fresher, crispy, yeah, flavorful.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
So you you wouldn't be the only one in an
exploration phase, because this is something that gen Z are doing.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
They're branching out.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
They are one in three gen Z's admit that they
let basic cooking knowledge one and four say they don't
even really know what a dish should taste like they
make it. They're like, I think that's polyg naise. They
go to meals are air fryer nuggets, which isn't cooking.

Speaker 11 (14:05):
That's not Oh it is culter hot By definitely got there.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
You've got me on that well, and a ham and
cheese toasty, which I'm not mad about. I'm not mad about,
but it's it's not really cooking.

Speaker 11 (14:19):
I don't know how to do flavors. That's not the
big thing. But I've discovered this is something new.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
They were like packets of flavors.

Speaker 11 (14:27):
This is what I've discovered, Maggie packets is I can
just buy a packet of Mexican seasoning. I just put
that on everything now, every vegetable, everything I cook. I'm
just like, well, there's lots of flavor in that, and
I know it's young.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
You're by nacho season and just put them.

Speaker 11 (14:42):
On some Vegas everything. Yeah, my corn fritters were like Mexican.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh, you're mad about that.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
But here's the thing though, So as part of this
biggest study you're looking at how gen zs are cooking
three and five.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Sorry, twenty two out of thirty one.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Essential nutrients are missing from most gen Z diets because
they don't know how to cook with anything but ef
ryan nuggets and ham and cheese toasties.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
And I'm sorry, but it's severely lacking the nutrients.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
So it's the return of scurvy. Skirvys rickets ricketson scurvy
are back.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Baby.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Know what they're doing, bless their curious little brains, is
they're turning to TikTok to learn how to cook, and
not just from like chefs, but from grandfluences like little grandma.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
That's pretty cute.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
So there's a one woman, she's seventy eight years old.
She's called non Nafina. She's got like half a million followers,
and she cooks with her granddaughter. So she's teaching her
granddaughter how to cook on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm assuming the daughter's doing all the filming and the editing.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
I don't think Nona is on the body hang out
editing out none as racism. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
So it's so they're saying that it's not that they're
lazy and don't want to learn how to cook. They
just have a lack of opportunity food tech. They weren't
taught that at school whereas we were. Yep, food's too
expensive for trial and era, so they'd rather do something
easy that they no taste cut.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
They're right influences.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
They're getting the little nanas and nanas and everything on
TikTok and Instagram and they're learning to cook from them.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Here you go, buy buy Mexican sashet, branch out of
some flavors.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Get some vegetables, get onto.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Cacave in there.

Speaker 12 (16:17):
Guys, Network plays that ms Fletch, Thorn and Haley from.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
The Fletchforn and Haley group chat. This is the top six. Well,
Jesus has joined the chat.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
And by chat, I mean the conversation you're having with
your choice of AI to take care of a redundant
task that you don't really want to do but you
kind of have to do, but.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You can just parm it off.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, there's a rise in faith based AI apps that
charge you. But talking to Jesus a boodher or.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Wait, you can talk to talk. You can talk to boot.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
I didn't know you could talk.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
So one of the AI chatbots had Chosen offers a
package deal at forty nine ninety nine US dollars for
forty five minutes GUS a month.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I know, like this, you're saying you only once again
minutes a month. Yeah. I mean they're not saying that
it's Jesus.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
They're just saying it's just taking money from people based
on what they believe. Like it's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Just praying your thing, Just do that, don't pay to
do it.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Another chamtbot offering one dollar ninety nine a minute, just
like me, where you can talk to Ai Jesus or
baild it.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
You did do a quick prayer, wouldn't you? You'd write
it all down?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Food?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, yeah, you want to go to that prepared whatever
time Jesus.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, when your books, when your book a spell with
the doctor, you know, take your shopping list.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
You know, doctor Sawney's told you they don't like that.
I don't like that. No books for one thing.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
But while I'm here, yeah, yes, yeah, give her nine prescriptions. Yeah,
and those cheap pandoles. Need a box of doctor pandoles yeah,
doctor cedar males, yeah, five hundred males.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah you're there, yeah as well.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah as well, well, I got the top six questions
I have for Ai Jesus as my top six today.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
Number problem, number brother, Number.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Six, Jesus, I'm gonna need you to share that water
to wine recipe. Yeah, that certainly make things cheap. It
would be, wouldn't Yeah. I meant first water. Yeah, I
woke up water and then grapes and then fermentation. I'll
be oh, come on, I think you just did it immediately.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Number five.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
One of the most of the top six questions I'd
have for Ai Jesus. Why are you so white given
you were born in the Middle East two thousand years ago?

Speaker 9 (18:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I reckon they have hot brown skin. To be honest,
I reckon it would be yeah, and it'd be hot.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Brown rather than being maybe a bit skinny for me,
because you know it like a man of meat. I
think yes, would have been a bit of may.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Ultra pricess food. Then, Hailey, they weren't that big.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
I like my ment to have had a few burgers
for sure.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, Jesus is ripped on the cross. When I used
to go to Catholic church, Yep, he was ripped.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Man, was your bony thigh?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Was he hot brown skin?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Like white marble hardel race, but the face was definitely
letding white white feasts Jesus. Number four on the list
of the top six questions I have for Ai Jesus.
I have you heard of Birkenstocks, because you're going to
love them. I know if he'd gone in early on birkenstocks.
He was a Roman Sandals, Yes, very strappy sandal guy.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Way less buckles? Why less buckles?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Number three on the list of the top six questions
I have for a Jesus.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
What washing?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Look?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
What do you use to get your toga white? So
white bleach? Yeah? Really sad?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
He uses a sad starck guy. Yeah, love a side stick.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
We're a sad show. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
But you think he was just going for a sort
of a I think he goes bleakchlorine based bleachanolas excuse because.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
There it was one of the morning. It was just
one of the they didn't have bonds.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
You'd ship yourself. If you were up on a cross
and everyone was looking at you, you'd have some skirits.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
You definitely have some skids.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Number two and the last of the top six questions
I have for Ai Jesus.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Easter or Christmas what's your favorite holiday? I mean one,
the one where he didn't die because he got three
days off. No one was like, oh Jesus constantly, you know,
the minute he heals the blind and the limp.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
And if you die on a stat holiday, do you
get a day and loop? Yeah, and time and a half.
That's where he took three days. His milk in the stead.
Good Friday was good Friday is a public holiday.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Technically, Easter Sunday is not a public holiday because it's
always on a Sunday. Okay, I would have taken off
till Tuesday far with him just saying but I'm lazy,
Yeah you are.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
And number one of the.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Last of the top six questions I have for Ai
Jesus terminal childhood illnesses. Please discuss.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
It's a tough one, tough one.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Famine your thoughts, year thought.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
What was the what was the sort of brainstorming around there?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
What are we doing there? Well for a dollar a minute,
asked the question you can ask question. That is today's
use plays that ley.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Two Vonn's ten dollars suburb.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Well, it's back Bourne's ten dollars suburb, thousand dollars street,
all thanks to the one revamp. Property search just got
easier with the new one revamp. You can download it now.
How ten dollars suburb works? We randomly generate a ten
dollars suburb, yep, and a one thousand dollars street within
that suburb.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yes, now, Nicole, and we don't.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Know what the street is. I'm not gonna tell you
where streets the streets love the way in an.

Speaker 9 (21:40):
Envelope it is.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Now, let's randomly generate today's suburb Napier today. Okay, tom
a tilla the sub where's where' said a Napier produce you.
He's answering the phone, producer producer one and la boo

(22:05):
boo two, La boo boo one. You're actually from the bay.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I am tell us about the suburb.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Uh schools.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
This is great information. People are calling.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I'm going to go Okay, you answer the phone calls. Okay,
so this is a suburb with apparently schools.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Also, Mission of State one is just on the precipice
of I'm sorry about those hard tea there, Tmatilla.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
If you're in the suburbs, got a pack and so okay,
if you're in this suburb right now, you need to
call us on eight hundred dollars at M and we
will ascertain that you are actually in the suburb as
dictated by the New Zealand Post area correct, and then
well will open up the thousand dollars street if you
are in that suburb.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
And a big mood to give away one thousand.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeahs at M is the uh.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
That's what it's going to take, is the signs for
Tomatilla when we're women are in the bay.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Here's some facts about the lovely Domitilla, one of those
populated suburbs well known to the locals.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, there's some schools. I can see some schools here, Chantal,
Good morning, good morning. Now are you calling us now
from Tmatia?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Where are you right now? Because are you moving?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I am?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I'm just driving along Robinson Crees, rob Robinson.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Okay, well yeah, I can see Robinson Crease right down
there on the on the border of Domitilla.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay, well, are you able to pull over? Chantal? Just
a chanteal, just so we can get an exact number
or a corner so we can just going around a
rubbish track, hold the line. Aund I tried to go
through one once. Didn't well for me. I don't well,

(23:54):
yeah it was yeah, yeah, okay, okay, what do you
see around you? Just as you park up my hat?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Are you on the way home? Have you just been
for a drop off? What took you out of the
home so early this morning?

Speaker 13 (24:13):
Gym this morning?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh god you.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Yeah, it's hard.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
What they owns a gym in the area. Maybe we
a free membership? Give member too far away?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yeah, mons away?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, suck it.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
What we're not giving away a free member.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Next time we took to someone from Headlong North, we'll okay, now,
chantal will give us a number on that street, not.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yours, but just whereabouts you are? Thirty one, thirty one? Okay?
What color is the rud We're just going to get
this up on street view. What color is the roof?
It's an iron roof. Okay, long run, long.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Run, corrugated like a corrugated nights like a standard, a
standard sack, corrugated.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
What are you seeing? They're born standing corregated?

Speaker 9 (25:09):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
How many windows?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
How many windows are on the left side of the
front door of of uh?

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Wait, am I looking at thirty one?

Speaker 8 (25:18):
One?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
One windows?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Windows? Windows? One windows? Is she there? She says?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Massive suburb that's fantastic news. You've won a fi dollars
chanal for Vorn's ten dollar suburb. But right now we're
going to open up the envelope for one thousand dollars street. Now,
if you're on the street, you win the thousand dollars.

(25:46):
We've been closed yesterday. We were far away, weren't we
miss one thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
So far away? Just again, Chantal, what street you on?
Robinson Born?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
On the New Zealand post boundaries. How many streets do
you think are in the suburb?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Heaps? Heapes like what heapes?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well, it's it's predominantly a suburban's suburb with some school,
industry school but yeah there's some schools and there there's
a high school in a primary school. But there's lots
of weaving. Okay, suburb, a bit suburb. I don't break
the chances at all, Chantelle. Okay, dare I say if

(26:26):
you've been at the gym. I'm just looking at the
man and you're on Robinson Today's street.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's not a street, it's a what is it? It's
a cresent? Yeah, you're sealed surface.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
We can't.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Ten dollars suburb, one thousand dollars sealed surface. It does take.
Would you like us to run through every possibility?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Chantel Vaughn's ten dollars suburbs, thousand dollars street present lay
Lane years ago, we're gonna today.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
The one thousand dollars sealed surface was York Ave.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
You probably went along York Ave at some stage this morning,
so close. Yeah, did you go on York Ave this morning?

Speaker 7 (27:22):
No?

Speaker 11 (27:23):
She goes the other way because I go to a
gym out of the suburb.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
What well Mike's and he mis German headlock. You go
to Mike's gym, We're gonna look down with the free membership.
If anybody is inter this thing and haadlock and wants
a free membership, we can't.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
He's running a business. Morning, Yeah, I'm giving him promotion.
This is how it works, baby.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
It's a trade free, but he's gonna freeze get free advertising.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
We're running a business.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's the podcast network.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Could you see a faded sign at the side of
the road that says, fifteen my.

Speaker 9 (27:56):
To a shed Shannon's hack, Babby.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, time for it. We've really got to get into
the producer.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
I got to get in there and and I sort
of didn't say dimmy second delay.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, well producing it booth producer Shannon joins us for
a Shannon's hack. Yes, and what is your hair today?
What does it involve?

Speaker 11 (28:18):
Well, I was tossing up between two. I had a
rice hack, but after my uh, you know, trail run
with cooking, I decided to go different route.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
So today with trail run try.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
We should have just let it. We should have left it.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Trail runs where you go for a run and like
roots and stuff are sticking out.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
And.

Speaker 11 (28:41):
I've got a cleaning hack today. Okay, Now, this one's
been going on, been going viral online at the moment,
so I bring it today.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
To the e FM. It's not original, this is plagiarized.

Speaker 11 (28:52):
No, but I've tried it. Normally, I don't try my
hacks first, so this is tried and true.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Is it just spray and white?

Speaker 10 (28:58):
No?

Speaker 11 (28:58):
No, no no, So you know when you get.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Home for just a moment, really works. I'm trialing a
new fragrance spryan wipe.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh are you brand loyal? Because I don't do any
of the sprays. I don't care. But you know what,
I don't think it is even spran wipe. It's just become.
So what flavor because I like the green apple.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
I love.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
That sounds like this one's more of a laundry scent,
and I tell you what it's really in the senses
a laundry.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I love a fresh cotton scent. Yeah, its like.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
A lang lang. Well what is the brand in the flavor?
And I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
It's very very florally, which sometimes if I'm low on perfume,
I will use the spray and white apple as because
it's such a lovely fresh sin.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Myself a couple of sprown wipes in the switty bits. Yeah, yeah,
apple and baking so it really keeps the odor it does. Yeah,
what what is your hack? Then you're cleaning hack, so.

Speaker 11 (29:56):
You know when you get home from work and you're
you're getting undressed from the day and you go to
put your dirty washing in the washing basket or if
you're me, I don't own one of those. It's just
straining the machine.

Speaker 14 (30:05):
We just go in.

Speaker 11 (30:07):
So my hack for you today is just before you
d clothes for the day, I just want you to
put your foot in your sink and just get a
little bit of this grow up, get flexible. So put
your foot in the sink and just put a little
bit of water on your toe, just a little, just

(30:27):
to dampen your toe in your sock. And then I
want you to just give a quick hone around your
house on the skirting boards. You just drag your foot
along the skirting boards. This will then make your sock dirty, yes,
but it's dirty or ready.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
As much as I should.

Speaker 11 (30:46):
If you're not flexible, you could always just get a
bit of water on your hand and dampen your foot
that way. But I like the theatrics of the.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Foot beaning over and cleaning the skirting boards and the
baseboard's horrib But the problem is it's got to be
a fluffy sock because otherwise the toes round and the
square skirting boards.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So you can push it.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
It kind of like those like winter bead socks that
they make for you.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I don't want to wear those to work your very
sweety foot. I'm prone to a little athlete's foot.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
As you already had been sorted on, it has.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Thanks on the lambs sort of that to show sponsorreat
to get a little little lambsl on the toes.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
It's not splinters. That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
If you've got a splintered board, your budget skirting boards.

Speaker 11 (31:37):
If manner and I don't even have splinters, and.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
You're the wooden myth man, I can't splinder. It's to
wit you're adding to the putting your wet dirty song
on it.

Speaker 11 (31:50):
Does everyone's not have mushrooms going through them?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, I don't hate this hat.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
I don't, But also like, okay, now I'm engine I'm
going to sort of show you you go your sock out. Yeah,
you kind of gotta know you've got to get a
sweep on your sleep on. You're hopping around and be
a real exit company. You're part of doing this because
it too vulnerable just putting a.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Sock on your mop or your brow.

Speaker 11 (32:19):
You know that's a good point. I just like the
whimsy of putting your foot in the sink, and then just.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
How low are the sinks?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
In myth manner, I struggling foot pretty high up into
a I could get it up.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Into my sink, but I wouldn't like it. I'd go
to the shower and just run the shower and dead
in the shower.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Cut in.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Your whole body is getting in heaven. You're going to
fall over backwards, crack your head on the other side
of my man, this is at least a three point five.
It's not as bad as you first told us, abathing.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
It's a three point two from you go three point.

Speaker 11 (33:00):
Two, so then you go four, and then it's three
point five total.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
He's not he's not four.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I'd go three.

Speaker 9 (33:09):
Actually, so.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
I think we give it. I think we give it
a three point two. And that's generous.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Because there was some plagiarism.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
You didn't even come up with that.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
Can I just really quickly tell you my rice one? Then,
just to real quick, real quick, instead of cleaning it
in the sieve. You know how the rice balls all
through the sieve. Get your cocktail shaker, shake it and
then it strains out that way.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, by the way, I think washing rice because I've
never been a huge rice washing rice.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Scam a wash line.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
Well wait until you're trying to hack and put it
in a cocktail shaker.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
No, what I simply won't And how much rice do
you And there's not going to be much rice once
you got in there to wash off.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
No, that's ridiculous washing.

Speaker 11 (33:56):
We'll stick with the sock then.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Scam or not scam.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
And I thought of another solid little pole before, but
now I can't remember it. This is atle pole. Okay, love,
did yes or no? Get the vibe of the nation.
We could do that later in the year. Yesterday, Man,
we'll flip flopping. Okay, I've just asked. We've got an
ai over you. Washing rice is not a scam. It
is a scam, but it's necessity depends heavily on the

(34:23):
type of rice and the dish that you're preparing.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
And.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
From our Asian listeners. Because I hate that three white
people are debating with washing rice.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Whoa, whoa?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
You are you whoeing that?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm just saying no, But what about our Latino listeners?
Rice a very important part of the carver.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
You had no problem as a white woman discussing nine breads.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
No, you were actually quite right there.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
You said, no one knows Nane better than me. None
one out there, No.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
One makes a nun like Hailey Sprout, none one else.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, ok right, what we're.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Now?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I go three? Because then she chucked on.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
A ship, right Heck, so you've knocked your back.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I've knocked it right back down to three.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
There the outro, the outro born yeah, there we go.

Speaker 9 (35:18):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
If you see a faded side at the side of
the road that says.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Three stars back squsher attack.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
Three Stars.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
The ZM podcast Needwork play z m's Flesh.

Speaker 15 (35:37):
Fore and Haley.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
We want to know right now what you've got a
nickname for for just doing something once you did it, once,
you did it once.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Steck slight there.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
And it's all in how you react, because if you
laugh it off, you're least likely to get the nickname. Well,
the reason we ask is because it's coming up ten
years since the Putney Pusher and in London.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Do you do you guys remember this?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
I do, I do. The Protuca girlies didn't, So maybe
it's worth a recap that a man who has never
been found to this day, never been caught it is
going for a run.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
This CCTV footage of this guy. Yeah, the buses catch it.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Could because this guy is running and just pass some
random woman that he doesn't know, shoves her into the
path of an oncoming bus. Yeah, so wild and luckily
she's not killed. I think she gets hit but then
kind of shunted back onto the foot I think, thankfully
the bus reacts really quickly he swerves around, but there
was this massive news story. It was on all like

(36:38):
British news out He's trying to find this guy who
you know, maybe unbeknownst to him because he had headyphones
on that this woman ended up in the path of
a vehicle. And the CCTV from the buses the still
images that they caught of the guy like he's moving
so they're they're blurry and it's you know, ten year ago.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Camera quality, bus camera and quality.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
You'd still have like if that was you, Vaughn, I'd
be like, that's my mate, Vaughan.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's Vaughn. That's Vaughn, and it's running shorts and his
pops in his face.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
If Vaughn was the Putney pusher and you saw the
footage and you knew it was Vaughn, you're dobber man.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I mean I think enough people would.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, well maybe not because don't you wind a woman
in front of a bus, that's that cool?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Oh my god, I did a mentor we'll go and
tell them that.

Speaker 8 (37:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
And that's the thing, like no one has come forward,
and it's it's been like nine and a half it's
coming up ten years. And that's why that's back in
the news. The police are like, come on, like, does
anyone know anything now? Putney pusher, pusher, past pusher, Putney
pusher was probably thought he got away with it and
then this pops up beginning.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, and that's we were talking about the Putney push
of the story and producer Shannon said, I don't think
you can get a nickname after doing one thing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
I was like, she needed to be She said he
needed to be a serial pusher.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
He needed to push multiple people and multiple directions before
you can get a nickname. I said, No, all the
best nicknames come from when you do something once and
it sticks. And that is a question we want to
know this morning, I like hundred times at him nine
sticks already some great messages coming in.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Should we start with the Instagram?

Speaker 3 (38:03):
We asked on Instagram, Nicole said, I wore large vintage
sunglasses of the big day out and got sunburnt panda.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
That's it forever because you would have taken the sunglasses
off and had big white grain rise.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
They take years to fade out as well, don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, Yeah, my name's Cat. I was only fat once
and I got called cat chunky. Oh it was only
fat once is great.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Cat chunky.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
My nickname pop plant after I fell into a pot
plant once one time only I fell on the poplin
what plant? Ashley said, I had a punked car on
my restricts driver's test.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
It only happened once. What's her nickname? Crashley crash cash. Oh,
that's brilliant. That's a great nickname. That's so good, that's
so good. That's a great nickmak.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
So we want to know yeh, I now you nine
nine five? You just takes them two bucky poop pants.
Now we need to know why, Yes, don't.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Who bucky who pants?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
So text to.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Nine did you put your pants after two buckets? Nine
six nine six? Tell us your nickname and the reason
why you got this nickname after doing something just once?

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Wow like smell, warns Banana from Melbourne Brother.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Discussing in fact that Sporn's nickname banana stinky banana.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I think it's a penis.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
And we'll be like, you know what, So what what
n name did you get for doing something just once?
And I tell you what. Some of these messages are
so good, so good. Let's start with Chelsea, Chelsea, good morning,
What what did you do once and get a nickname
for I.

Speaker 10 (39:36):
Was in charge of doing your best quest at worked
and I actually in my boss enough and.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Whole kitchened with troubles.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Sorry, sorry, you just cut out at the start. It
was really hard to understand.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
And charge of doing the dishes and charge of the
dishes and instead of putting in powder, she put a
dish washing liquid.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
That's what I phil.

Speaker 16 (40:01):
And it was like filled with bubbles in the staffron
and like all my colleagues, all the customers now call
me bubbles.

Speaker 9 (40:08):
And this happened like five years ago.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
That's a cute nickname.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Stinky banana. Yeah, yeah, bubbles, Thank you, bubbles, Chelsea.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Some more messages, stinky banana.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yes, I will. I'm made of.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
My dad's is called tree because he played a tree
in the primary school play. They are they are in
their late seventies.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
And try god, that's amazing. That's so good. Nicky. What's
the nickname that you got for doing something once? It's
my brother okay and dog ship and high school, so
he got the name ship boy Sho. He's still has
still called that now by his friends. And you didn't

(41:01):
do anything. I didn't stand in the pool.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Wow, so good, NICKI thank you. Messages in I got
a snaggle tooth for once I broke my tooth. My
friend got lunch because I told her she wasn't a snack,
she was a whole ass meal. So lunch nicknames lunch
we've got to make called squak because after a big
note on the beers, he was in the top bunk
of the batch were staying at and decided.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
To play with himself.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Got up, ripped his blanket off a screen, stop iffing
squacking off above me, and everyone squats.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I never hadn't heard it, but of course it's stuck.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Okay, right, okay, it's only called that now from now
on the squaw Okay hotel.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Wow, just a minute, you're going to lock that door.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
In kindergarten, I was acting the role of a crack
during a dental hygiene skit that we were doing. Cracker
has been my I'm sorry, let's go back to this
play about they're doing a dental hygiene skit. Okay, little Timmy,
you're gonna be the dental flass. Yeah you thera, I
won't be why because the cracker in a villain or

(42:18):
sort of my standard. Yeah, just widgets itself in your teeth,
doesn't it's probably going to be the villain of the burst.
Or a minty would have been the perfect villain for
a Yeah, crackers, A crackers neither head or there tooth.
You've got big seeds, dental listeners, nine sex nine sex crackers.

(42:39):
Where would they stand in the dental hygiene skit?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Would they be good guys or bad guys? Thank you?
Somewhat in between? My nickname is eighty nine.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I was sitting out structural steel and I was out
by eighty nine millimeters, which I guess is like a
significant amount of this there's yeah, that's a lot of millimeters. Yes,
it is not too bad, as that's pretty much what
a ninety forty five would push it in there and
fill the gap.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
It's yeah, structural steel situation.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
I dressed up as Ron Weasley for a work event once.
Now no one calls me anything but Ron.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
My boyfriend boiled abruptly to the point of it becoming
a mush. His nickname mush Mush. This is how parents
cooked in the ninety till it's brown. You're gonna get
the green out. You're that yucky green out in the nutrient.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, and then make sure you tip that green water
down the sink.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I'll get it gone.

Speaker 11 (43:31):
Yuck.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Why wou't we eat green?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Um?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
I cried once when my family was in La. I've
been called Hollywood ever since I was nine.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
That's so good.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I bought glasses.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
I thought they looked good on me, and I suited
them and my manager of the min and they walked
in said areas Jeffrey Dubber.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
And now everyone dis pussed me Jeffrey Dharma.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Or JT wow Ga nickname?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
No, okay, my nickname is Semi. This is why I said.
Not because I've done anything. But I had a male
dancer for my hens night and he had to see me,
you know. Yeah, professional, I got called okay, I got
called Boots the Monkey from Dora the Explorer because I

(44:16):
was wearing big camping boots and they made lad sounds
when I walked around.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Unhappened once. Yeah, but boots are stuck. That's also a
cute nickname.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, go for that.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I got a whole perky because after we finished a
five k run wearing masks. First time I did it,
I stopped, I ran behind and spewed and so I
didn't tell them called Puky No. I hope forgot the mask,
but you did.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
It once, and that's your nickname, Puky.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I'm Indian and my friends always asked if I could
make a traditional Indian kid, and they asked me to
make a traditional Indian curry. I said sure, and I
made a butter chicken. They all laughed a lot, and
now I get called BC twenty years But you.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Can't go wrong with a butter chicken. This is on
an authentic It is authentic. It's British.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Yeah, it's authentic. And dentist here, dentist here, yeah, okay here.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
The crackers would have been a villain in the dental spit,
not as much as the villains.

Speaker 14 (45:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Someone said, I ripped my gum on a cracker last week.
I considered them a villain mouth based story or water
would be the perfect hero and the superhero skit.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Okay. Yeah, So that's just had a couple of people
weighing on that.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
That's good. FLI should you have any sort of one
off nicknames? Were you ruthlessly bullied at school?

Speaker 11 (45:38):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I don't have, I know, not not that I can remember,
and nothing rhymes with my name. Unlike Hailey.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Smell.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I was right, wasn't it was?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, plays plays Flitch one and Haley.

Speaker 13 (46:02):
It is so silly, silly, silly that the simple sell.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
A little pile today is what app do you like
to have your group chats on? All of the above?
Like you just have the I just had them on
all of them?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Well, Instagram chats are primarily for sending reels, which if
you're if you're under twenty five, those are tiktoks. That
standard is the time, durd. You probably have to go
through a lot of junk. We're just sitting gold gold, gold, gold, gold,
sipped out the trash.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
So that's for memes on Instagram, WhatsApp for private chats
private chats.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
And Facebook for bigger groups.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Maybe yeah, totally. But what app do you like your
group chats on?

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Other?

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Was five percent? How interesting?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Oh? What's other?

Speaker 11 (46:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I guess Snapchat or you could do text grip, other apps,
Telegram chains.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Yes, so mister ten of your closest friends or a
young teenage ghost will haunt you.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Instagram was just above other at six percent.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yep, twenty seven percent for WhatsApp and sixty two percent
of people are having their group chats on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Still they still dominate Facebook Messenger. I would love to
just get rid of Facebook. You can get rid of Facebook,
but keep messing Messenger.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah, well let's Dalvin to see what the people are saying.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Matt says. Telegram is the only thing not owned by Meta.
That's the thing, because Facebook and WhatsApp is. Yeah, so
you're just giving them made and Instagram, yeah, Michael said, Instagram.
So the whole group knows how funny slash kansable you are.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
With the reels you share.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
But that's not a chat. That's real sharing, that's got
its own special place.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah, that's that's sometimes someone that's a good streak. You
open the chat fifty eight much. This is a lot
to catch up on a ben, he said, I really
just love good old text. I wish we were all
back to that for no reason and it all I
wonder if we will because a lot of people are
going to dumb phones and getting of the start phones.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Then you get some people that are iPhones, some people
that are Samsung.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
And it's blue and it's green, somebody's on oo yep,
who's on? But yeah, you can, but traditional text you
couldn't do group messages individual in our message you could yeah, yeah,
Zoe said, I use.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Discord because I love using custom emojis.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Okay, Ash said, Messenger, Instant and Snapchat with all the
same three three people, but they're vastly different conversations.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Isn't that funny how that works?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Yeah, the three of us are on all of them,
with different conversations in different places.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Johnny says some were redactable. Yes, it's gotta be redactable.
We use Snapchat. We're bitch about work majority of the time,
and after it there's no evidence of it because the
snaps disappears. Courtney, I've learned since living in London. Facebook
Messenger is only popular in New Zealand and Australia. Everyone
in Europe is using WhatsApp. Yeah, and Caitlin said, what'sapp

(49:06):
for work? Facebook for player? There's a special moment where
a work friend becomes someone you could chat to on Facebook. Okay, Well,
for so little.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Pole today we asked where you're having your where you're
having your group chats? What app?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
And sixty two percent of you, the majority of you,
I having them on Facebook Messenger.

Speaker 12 (49:20):
The z ND podcast networks Sure real play that ends
flesh forn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
I'd just like to formally announce to everyone listening that
I have stopped pooping myself.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Barleibally is over.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
It's over. It's over now for now. Now I'm at
that stage where I just won't poop for a couple
of days. Is it all sort of solidifies back in me?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
And then I kay?

Speaker 5 (49:43):
But I want to ask our listeners, when did you
get sick at the worst time? Because I would argue
landing and having like honestly explosive Barley Beally on the
day that you've then got to open a show and
perform in front of a crowd has not been great
timing for me.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Me and I've had to perform with so much.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Extra energy due to the clinch that I've been showing
so that I don't liquid squipt myself on stage in
front of people.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Because it's a comedy show, but I want them to
laugh at the jokes and not and not that.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah, not you soiling yourself on stage? Pretty funny, I'd laughed, somebody.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
And maybe if the jokes aren't hidden right, maybe if
one of those nights with the crowds night into it,
you could just show yourself.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Yeah, if I die, yeah, one of my jokes falls flat,
I'll just push a little harder and be like, oh no, share,
this is the best.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Night of my life.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yeah that's good, you know.

Speaker 11 (50:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
You can just never time these things. Like I had
a friend who got vit.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Like I don't don't think it was like gastro but
it was definitely a bit of food poisoning on her.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Wedding day, and so the whole day she got through it,
but like couldn't eat.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
The food, had to keep running to the bathroom, super
scared of her white dress the whole time.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Was awful timing. We don't get to choose these things doing.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
No and could it could have could have been a
big day, your first day of work or something.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Yeah, maybe you would. Maybe you're all beat up for
your first kiss and then you had a big cold and.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
A big cold so yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Or you finally get to go on holiday and you're
sick like that happens as well.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Like violently ill and you spend the whole time in beer.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
That's terrible. When you're in a firing country, you could
be like doing something cool.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Okay, you end up at a Thai hospital. No, Okay, well,
this is what we want to know this morning. I
want a hundred danced him as our number. Call us
tick through nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Don't worry about getting too graphic. We'll take it all.
When did you get sick at the worst time? I
want to know right now.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
When did you got When did you got sick at
the worst time? I've just finally today. I think yesterday
was the end of crapping myself and that's been.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Like eight days.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Yeah, days of it scinny, but I performing on stage
all week.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, Barley Ballely got you, got you good, It got me.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Hard, You got me right in the anus.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
What about those people that have a destination wedding in
a place like Bali or Thailand and you get the
you get day. I got violently ill with food poisoning
in India during my partner's brothers extended wedding on my birthday.
Oh no, So you're traveling for a wedding as your
birthday and you're violently ill.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah, Alex, you got sick at the worst time. When
was it? Yeah? So I was over in Europe. It
was my was my now wife international travel.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Okay, how did you fight on your first international travel
or was it pretty good? It was fine.

Speaker 9 (52:34):
It was coming coming home.

Speaker 8 (52:36):
So I'd eating a dodgy pizza bread at lunchtime the
night the day before my flight.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Okay, pizza. I feel like pizza bread is almost undodgable.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Like, how was it? Don't you? Did they have met?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (52:50):
Yeah, it was a check in one.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
I ate half of it and you know, you know
when you know it's wrong, it's just not good.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Yeah, your thumbit in anyway. M Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
So yeah, every hour on the hour.

Speaker 13 (53:03):
I was up that night, you know, singing to the
porcelain bowl.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
Then we got up around six am. Get to our flight.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
I get to the airport and it's no longer coming
out the top and I'm waiting in line trying to
check in.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I've got my bags and I'm like, I can't stand here.

Speaker 8 (53:18):
I sprint down find the nearest bathroom, and.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I'm just stuck there. My wife's moving the bags up
the line. She's messaging me.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
She's like, I'm at the front of the que and
I was like, you're going to have to check me in.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I can't get there.

Speaker 8 (53:30):
Managed to clinch and waddle my way back and get
the chicken, and it was just the worst six hour
flight back to Dubai, where I then had to stop
over before I had another twelve hour flight back to
New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Geez, just like I just couldn't do it, and then
being sick on the plane as the worst as well,
because that toilet.

Speaker 9 (53:53):
This is not enough toilets on the plane.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I think I'd plug myself with a bread roll. Yeah, both,
do you know what? I'd remember which bread rollin and
which end? I might label them.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Top and bottom.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
To the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I definitely wouldn't want that, just to bead rolling up
in the top, you know, to be safe, just throw
out both bread rolls.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
When did you get sick at the worst time?

Speaker 14 (54:26):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Hey, So.

Speaker 11 (54:28):
When I was pregnant with my first child, I had
quite se bear morning's sickness and I went.

Speaker 16 (54:33):
For my routine mole mat.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Yeah, as you know, you have to be quite naked
for the mole mat, very naked.

Speaker 17 (54:40):
All of a sudden, the familiar feeling of quite fake,
quite hot, I'm gonna puke came over me, and I
just decided to puke all over the floor, butt naked.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Because I thought you were going to say, and you
spewed all over yourself when they were like doing your
they were checking your front and you were lying down
and you vomited all over yourself. No, no, I was
ending up with my arms.

Speaker 16 (55:01):
Out the side like a star so they could check.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
What did the bowl mare per se when you just
chunned it on the floor.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
She didn't say much, and I was still early days pregnant,
so it wasn't even obvious that I was pregnant. She
just kind of rubbed my back and looked at me strange.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Did she give you a look like, who's cleaning this up?

Speaker 4 (55:22):
It's on you?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Kind of you should because I'm just going to do
the moles.

Speaker 17 (55:27):
I did offer, but she said, I'll just get to clean.

Speaker 9 (55:29):
It's all right.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
She outsource. She speaks on behalf of the cleaner.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Amazing Alo, Thank you some messages And when did you
get sick? At the worst time?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
My husband's first Christmas with my whole extended family staying
in my aunt's house.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
We both got bad food poisoning.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
We spent the whole time noisily and smell of la
lay blowing up their toilet. First impression. I was shopping
at peeb Tech on Queen street auckland tach pack peeb
tack and yeah, I just was overcoming the violent urge
to poo. I raced out to try to find it it,
sweating profusely went into the BK.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Toilets were closed. Is not there anymore, But that b
K was great for a quip. I was swack. Yeah,
cheeseburger to go. It's the mail on it.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I had to go into the Barbecue Duck cafe. Can
you google and tell me if the barbecue that's the
ramp absolutely bombed that place didn't realized the flush wasn't
working and there was someone waiting for the bathroom behind
me safe to save. I've never showed my face there again.
And I would like to humbly apologize to the Barbecue
Duck if I used the toilet and it hasn't flushed
and then you just have to leave, you.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Happened to you evacuate everyone and you set the place.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
A place flame out the window countries. Yeah, I would
have said to the best and waiting on it like
that's actually not working. I've tried my best to get
it going, but I just don't go with it. Yeah,
this is an interesting one. Someone said they had the
flu when they went into labor, and so they were
just having these massive coughing attacks.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
They felt terrible, they were sweaty and everything, and then
on top of that they they were giving birth.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Oh that's so rough.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I was in Paris for four days. I saw the
inside of a hotel for four days. I had the
three p's going. That's pooping, puking, and period. That's not
the body is just evacuated every Now you really want
to keep a track of your bread rolls if you
go on that stage, you're really Oh, I wouldn't in France,

(57:25):
very hard, crusty bread.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Crusty bread. I'm not a little bag there. I was
gonna ask them if they had a dinner.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Now, you chop up the beg.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
The beg, it's perfect because you can chop it into
fours and one each other.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
I'd cut I'd probably also cut off the crusty outside. Yeah,
you know, you peel the beget. Myself lost ten kg's
in four days. Oh wow, Okay. I ended up having
to go to the hospital in Paris for fluids because
I was so dehydrated. Yeah, I bet that's terrible. About
ten minutes into a car trip with the fat with
family friends. Food poisoning kicked in and I had to

(57:57):
ask the stuff for a roadside vomit. Twenty minutes before
we got home. I asked for another roadside vomit, but
I was.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Because you're heaving too much.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, you're not focusing on the retraction. At the other end,
I was hiding from the car. They had to ask
I was laughing or crying and I said both, And
then I had to sit in my sitty pants, get
in the car in your shitty pants. You got to
take na Just take the pants off right and check
them in the bush.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
And wrap a jumper around around yourself.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
It happens again. I think on the bed seat of
the Ford Fowl con station.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Wagon, I'd cut the fairbric off of the front seat
and fashion some sort of cheer diaper.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Yeah, okay here, or some bread rolls. I'm just saying,
very handy.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I'm a wedding photographer and I've had a real crook
guts during a wedding before. Don't shut on the bride
I was. I mean, I use a Pokemon reference here.
I was squirtled using hydropumping between taking photo.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
I don't know what that means. But it's a violent diarrhea.
And they'd been like, a right, just a minute, I
have to go get another s D cart off to
the toilet, the toilet and.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Just get it done as quickly as possible, missing all
the good moments as well.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Yeah, the first cast.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
All the lovely.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
I had glandular fever two weeks after getting a new job.
I was off for four weeks with glandular fever. I
came back to work for two weeks and then got
a kidney infection, which apparently was related to the Langelo fever.
I was off for another three You are sick, but
it just looks like you're taking the marque when you're
off that.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah, yeah, oh, some of them shipped themselves at the gym.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, they were trying to do some power but it
was a powerlifting meats, a powerlifting meet, and they all
went out for They went out for a China the
night before. Everybody in the I'm God got the squirts,
and of course with the lifting and the pushing, you
don't squat on it fresh on the back of a
chower mate. When I was seven, Mom took me to
save mart and the overwhelming urged per came on the

(01:00:02):
lady and the shop wouldn't let me use the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Mom thought it was only told to squat beside the
car and go in the car park. I present the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Huge turn in the save Mark car park and Mom's like,
what are you tell it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
You told me? You told me to do this. Now,
whenever I go into a.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
The car.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Now, whenever I go into an arm shop, the smell
triggers the urge to pooh. Haven't we talked about this before?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
They had some stores trigger the urge to poo, And
it's scientifically proven.

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
It's relaxing smells right, It's like if you it's depending
on what you find relaxing, like universally relaxing smells old
books to it because you smell it and you're in
a quiet place and you're old books like libraries.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Yeah, you're an Artie B's and Wellington.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
You see. Every time it's often termed the marank What
is that? The maraiko oky phenomenon. It's a common occurrence
triggered by relaxation, sensory overload, or habits, particularly in large,
quiet or scent rich environments.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
That's why you always shut yourself walk into Lush, Yeah,
I do. Oh my god, thankfully. In the in the
Battle of the Stenches, Lush always just beats me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Podcast Network play z MS Flesh.

Speaker 15 (01:01:29):
One and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day day, Do do
do do do do Do Do Do Do do do.
Let's Stood Island. We're here Affect of the day, so
you've got to go to thanks Hail. Is it on

(01:01:55):
your social media?

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yes, it's on me Instagram? What's your Instagram? Instagram's very
hard to spell. I didn't think about it when I
set it up. Made it hard to find. It's a
stupid word. My agent's constantly like, maybe you should change it,
and I'll be like, you don't tell me what to do,
and they're like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I think I do. Show it off.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
You thought you were being funny, funny and Cleverorn Anonymous, Vorn,
it's my name merged with anonymous.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Yeah, so it's making no one knows and nobody not anonymous.
I said it's Vorn anonymous, but it's not. It's vor anonymous. Yeah. Anyway, whatever,
find it if you can't. But you went to Stuart Island.

Speaker 9 (01:02:32):
Love.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Do you see some kew You'll see them at the
end of the video.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I saw some keiwi, but then I hear the very
the very next day, I hear a Nika Moore saw
a kew in the daylight. It was running around her
feet on Ulva Island. That's a muster if you're in
the area.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
But I thought you, I thought you were going to
say you saw a more and I was like, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I knew they were down there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
If my name was Vaughn Hast another extinct New Zealand bird,
I think I might have seen a Keywi too, But
it's not Smith Boo boring white bread. What a white
bread name for a white bread fellow? Well Fletch wanted
to know about Stuart Island's only murder. So that's today's
fact of the day. It's a small, very tight knit community,
four hundred and fifty full time residents. That's why I

(01:03:14):
answer the question yesterday. I wonder if there's ever been
a murderer, mag.

Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
What it me?

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Because it's so small, you would really notice when someone
had been murdered.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Yes, yeah, Well, you know, it was pretty the origins
of stut Island.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
When grim passed of whaling and ceiling like, they literally
came down and pretty much made sea lions extinct at
one stage through over hunting and fur seals and stuff.
They beat the hell out and then that's how they
killed them. They beat them to death.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
So back in that day, I'd imagine there was a
few whips daisy murders that probably got swept under the rug.
But in nineteen twenty seven, Andrew Josie Fisherman, who was
in his eighties originally from Indonesia, who was a well
known local because he'd been a longtime resident and horseshoe
ber and Stuart Island, was beaten to death by Arthur Valentine,
who was actually all so the executor.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Of his will. Oh is that was that motive? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Yeah, yeah, because he accumulated quite a lot of money.
He lived frugally but it worked hard, right, So he
had accumulated a bit of money and so Valentine apparently.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Beat him to death. Was it the only murder that's been.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Nineteen twenty seven? Goodness me? Did you beat him to
death like with his fists?

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
I don't have weapon listed, okay? Or club him like
a seal?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Well, that's what's there's a history in the area, but
I don't know. But also if you're the executive of
someone's will and you want to make their death look
somewhat mysterious.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I don't think beating them to death. Now, I'm not
a killer, so don't take advice from me. I've never
killed anybody.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
That's said that's spoken like a true killer. I'll say, yeah,
that's what a killer would say.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Guys, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
The only way I'm killing them, I'm killing them with kindness. Yeah,
I haven't killed anybody. But I do a lady poison.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
To be honest, I think I do a lady poison,
do a lady poison.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
I'll do a soft lady poison. I think as a
soft lady myself.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Would you do a that made it sound like you
were going to to do small doses of poison over
a certain amount of that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
That's exactly what I was planning on going to do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
One but big poison. Oh, one big one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Okay, No, it's too it's too obvious. I was little
of just leaving ten eighty pellets around the lounge. They
can't help themselves.

Speaker 18 (01:05:18):
They can't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
No, they can't out themselves like possum. They drowned to
put that. No one can say no to a tennaight. Yeah,
that's ho.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
People who dish out the tenad you didn't hear from
them because it's like one for the trap, one for me,
for the trap, one for me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
No one can say no to a ten ad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
The Fleetaborne and Hailey Show would like to advise you
not to eat Tennady palettes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
They are not for human.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Consumption, not for not for human consumption. So anyway, Valentine
died before he even got to trial. He died in
police custody. There's a bit of win wink nudge. Notice
that he died in place custody because it was officially
reported as a heart failure. All right, you could get
away with that in the day. Not now, not now,
not with it, not with everybody having body cams and yeah,

(01:05:59):
cell phone and stuff. But anyway, he died before he
got to But that is the story of Stuart Island's
only murder happened next year, one hundred years since the
only murder happened on Stuort Island.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Fact of the day, day day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Day day.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Do do.

Speaker 12 (01:06:25):
The z M podcast Network lay z MS Fletchborn and Hailey,
two lovely gentlemen, join us in studio from vivl Allen
and Adam good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Thank you very much. You are lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
You are lovely, lovely, lovely gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
For those that don't know you, would that be what
would you say your your primary like when you guys
were really making it big? How would you describe the
videos you were making You were catering to an audience
that New Zealand had nerds hadn't really been catered to, right, Yeah,

(01:07:00):
specific the.

Speaker 15 (01:07:01):
Comedy and gaming and nerds. Basically the intersection of all
of those three things.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Gorgeous level this that's my intersection.

Speaker 9 (01:07:08):
Yeah, are your self confessed nerds?

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yeah, D and D your D and D loved which
loves loves talking about nerds stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:07:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:07:18):
Absolutely. I just want to say this real quick. Pokemon
Week for Fact of the Day. It was my favorite encouragement.

Speaker 9 (01:07:26):
It was great, it was perfect than very much.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Thank you very Did you manage to catch calendar week
that's a person.

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
Yeah, no, that's my second favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
With our calendars.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Well, your latest project is the Internet's Guide to Mental Health?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Yeah, what are we? What have we got going? And
that doesn't is that the usual chuckle fest?

Speaker 9 (01:07:44):
That not really?

Speaker 18 (01:07:47):
No, they're they're definitely that I feel like we've blended
comedy and a.

Speaker 9 (01:07:51):
Serious topic quite well.

Speaker 18 (01:07:53):
Yeah, but yeah, it came from a place near and
dear to our hearts because we've all been on varying
journeys and whenever we'd go to conventions and that kind
of thing of meet fans or talk to people that
watch our content, a lot of the time they would
thank us for the mental content there we've done, which
was such a small percentage of.

Speaker 9 (01:08:13):
The continent that we've made.

Speaker 18 (01:08:14):
We've done like fifteen hundred videos now, of which like
four or five were mental health, and they'd say, thank
you so much for making that stuff, and it just
felt like it was it was really cool to keep
talking about it, not trying to solve anything, but just.

Speaker 15 (01:08:31):
The conversation, and like, actually talking about mental health with
a little bit of comedy in there of helps talk
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
The power of comedy. If you're laughing, you're nice and
open and it doesn't seem so daunting.

Speaker 9 (01:08:43):
And I feel which was a huge part.

Speaker 18 (01:08:46):
I know, whenever when I first started, when I clicked
that something wasn't quite right, and even just seeing somebody
talk about it or whether there was comfort and that
being like, oh, okay, I'm not alone. And I think
a lot of our audience feel because your brain's pretty
neat when it tells you you're alone.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Through that you're the only one you and you're the
broken one we found you.

Speaker 9 (01:09:08):
Yeah, I guess you're the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
I didn't know you guys had a direct me directly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:09:18):
Yeah, the little speaker on the outside that says everything.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Is your audience predominantly mean?

Speaker 9 (01:09:24):
Can I ask it is?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
I don't understand what thing right that mina mean? Is
it the thing that mina worse at talking about their mean?

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Absolutely?

Speaker 15 (01:09:34):
Yeah, so are about it used to be more predominantly male,
but now it's about eighty percent male our audience. And yeah,
like I feel like men absolutely never talk about mental health,
whereas us guys are quite open with each other all
the time, common and I think that between us mates
is what made us want to start doing mental health videos.
Is going well, we talked amongst ourselves, so it's always

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such and it helps relief talking about it, even just
being like, yeah, today sucks a rough day today, and
even just that, like they don't offer any solution or anything.

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
They're just like they're they're there to listen.

Speaker 15 (01:10:07):
And it's those conversations between us that kind of inspired
the videos that go, oh you haven't a rough day, man,
maybe you.

Speaker 9 (01:10:12):
Have an apple?

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Have an apple, mate, I've been on this downhill spiral.
So what what kind of areas of mental health are
covered throughout this? Like, I mean, anxiety is a massive
one that's experienced by a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I don't know why the world's perfect.

Speaker 9 (01:10:36):
Going on? Yeah, we're kind of.

Speaker 15 (01:10:38):
There's eight episodes and all of them have kind of
from one of our writers' perspective. So there is there's
a couple of ones about anxiety, one about depression, one
about masking which Allan's done, a couple about social media
and social media addiction. Ali is the one about ADHD,
which came out day before yesterday. I think, yeah, so

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kind of a wide gamut.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Actually I love this because, like I wonder if you
guys get the same vibe we get, which is people
look at you Viva leg and your audience feel like
you're their mates, you know, and we get that too
people listening it's just like hanging out with your mates.
So it's when you say you're comfortable talking with your
mates about mental health. I guess that's such a good
in for your crowd, right because you are their mates.

(01:11:21):
You're just having a chat about it.

Speaker 15 (01:11:23):
Yeah, And then it does give the opportunity for people
to open up in comments as well, and a lot
of the comments on the mental health videos are people
telling their stories and then more of the fans jumping
in saying I'm sorry to hear that, like that must
be tough, and having conversations about it.

Speaker 9 (01:11:38):
That's exactly what we want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
I've got conversations are very important. A fletch who was
the biggest set of ears last year.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
For born and I for sure?

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Yeah, good on. He's a great listeners. It doesn't want
to hug you, but listen, listen, listen you mate.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Where can people find it?

Speaker 9 (01:12:01):
Where?

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Where where we find your people aren't already familiar with.

Speaker 9 (01:12:03):
Well, yeah they we We are on YouTube. I've heard
of it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
You've heard of YouTube, this thing called YouTube. People are detly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
We're on YouTube.

Speaker 15 (01:12:10):
We're on Facebook, we're on TikTok, we're on Instagram, we're
on discord, we're.

Speaker 9 (01:12:15):
On twitch, Twitch, We're kind of everywhere. But as for
a list of where you're not, yeah, snapchat we're not.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Having that conversation. We should try and get on snapchat.
What's crazy?

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Do the funny face lumps of funny face filter? Don't
want right now?

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Don't you think his face looks like he doesn't know
how to have sex?

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
Yeah, it is a little bit like that, do you
think so?

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:12:46):
There is it's the one eye bigger than the other.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
And yeah, do you do an episode on bullying?

Speaker 9 (01:12:56):
I could write it if we could just use a
clip from the show and that's the episode.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Well. On a serious note, in a world where there
are many terrible influencers on young men on the internet,
I would like to thank you gentlemen for the work
you do. Yeah, a positive social change for young men
who you know could find terrible idols online.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Yes, and hopefully they find good ones like you.

Speaker 9 (01:13:18):
And thanks for coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yeah, appreciate skide to mental Health check it out. Thanks guys,
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
The ZM podcast Needwork play z m's Flesh.

Speaker 10 (01:13:28):
One and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Now, before we get to this concert announcement, surprise me.
We have to wait until nine o'clock for the embargo
to left. We have the past time you surprised me.
You took me to Bali. I'm just saying, oh, hi,
bar has been said, are we going to the Philippines.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
It's not a holiday, but it's definitely gonna tickle you
and one of your great hobbies.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
And I'm also excited about the surprise because I get
to go on and Haley's upset because she's in Bali's
completely set.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
This is completely selfless because I'm in Melbourne. But I
know how much you're going to enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
What tell us some of the things you love the most?
Calm chippies, I don't know you were to a deep fry.
When are we taking you to a potato chip factory?

Speaker 9 (01:14:15):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
That would actually, that would actually, that would be fun
class trip over the week.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
We should do something called fletch one and Haley's class trips.
And we just asked factories if we can come for
a look.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Because you remember the time went to the biscuit factory.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Bloody love that seeing the marsh in the mellow what
are those called the mellow paths past?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Because they don't get dipped, they get cold, they get coated.
Did you know they get coated with they go through
a chocolate waterfall? Like Augusta slamp.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
I did not know that I was not on that trip.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Okay, it's not Chippe's or biscuits, something that you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
Think about a lot, something that really like you're interested in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Ethnically ambiguous woman, Yeah, what about?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
It's not we're taking you to We're taking you to
the Brown Woman Factory otherwise known as Brazil. Otherwise as Brazil.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
No, it's not that. It's Oh my god, is that
World War two? No, we've taken you on a World
War two? Is it as it trains? Yes? Oh god,
you love training. I know you love trying. Wait as

(01:15:18):
it's not because oh stop, it produce a car one now.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
So borne.

Speaker 16 (01:15:28):
You're wearing a long sleep shirt today.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
I just pull up the because IVE got hot forums.
I'm not wearing a long sleep shirt, but I've got
a sweat shirt.

Speaker 14 (01:15:35):
Okay, okay, you're wearing long pants. Yep, you got covered
shows on.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
I've got my I've got my back of my work
boots season.

Speaker 16 (01:15:42):
Do you have it to have your hivers with you?

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
I've always got HIGs in the car in case I
have to pull over and put something off the road.

Speaker 16 (01:15:50):
Well, today is your lucky day. You were going on
the city rail link.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
On the lop, We're going on the loop, go to tunnels.
We're going to go in the tunnels.

Speaker 16 (01:16:02):
I think you're gonna be one of the first one
hundred people to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Oh stop three out of the floors. Really, So we're
going to take some cameras. We're going to show the listeners.

Speaker 11 (01:16:14):
Do you want to know one of the best cameras
we've got for your vorn Yeah, we've got to go
pro on a hit mount Oh my god, like the train.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Guy, Train guy. Yeah, with the three sixty the shy.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Yeah, you're gonna wear that on your helmet because we've
got to wear helmet this way. That's a terrible anglement.
We're wearing helmets. So have you phoned a hit about
Vaughan's big here, A huge here?

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
You know what I haven't. I just seen some of
the big lads working on it and there's some monster
heads on that crap.

Speaker 14 (01:16:42):
Otherwise, maybe you just have to wear two or something,
one on either side, like space like double ice cream,
you know, for the.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
On this one side and one on the Where do
we get on?

Speaker 14 (01:17:00):
So I believe you are finding yourselves and Henderson, we're
having such a run.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
We've got to get the speed to get through this.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Is that really how it works?

Speaker 16 (01:17:11):
And then arriving at the Whitemata station.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Yeah, so we're going to turn off at the mountain,
the new the Mountain, and then then you go through
the tunnel.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
That's that's the exciting bit. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
So you go under there and there's the Karranger Happy
Yep stop and then the medas the seventh station.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Yeah. Then I forget the official name. Do I get
to stop at the station?

Speaker 9 (01:17:34):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Do I get to drive the train?

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Well? Because they've close it down for three days because
they're running full teats over the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
So it's can all go horribly wrong, I hope.

Speaker 11 (01:17:45):
So we're going on the Lads Trip. It's you, you,
me and the boys. It's the boys and Shannon the boys.
And when I found out I was going, all I
could say is lads trip. And I think the boys
don't love it as much as I love it. But
lads in the workshop, Yeah, we're going.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
It's exciting. Wow, Well there we go that it's happening.
We're going to go after the show.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Let's what what do you say for your surprise.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Thank you, thank you very much. I'll do the class
speech at the end of room three.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
I just want to say thank you very much for
taking your time out of your day to show us
how the train works.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Yes, does that end? Podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Please? That ends? Well, this is embarrassing for me today.

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
There's a thing called a measuring tape that sort of
learn to use early on in a renovation.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
I should have told you, I know, I know, well,
I want to ask the dear listener when you've purchased
something and got it home and it didn't fit, this
is what? Because I just saw written down what didn't
fit and I and then FLEs like, well, this is embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
I was like, go on, go on, so today this
has never happened to me before.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
This is never never been like too small and now
I'd look. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
I thought I had a big door to my apartment
and standard door. This turns out I've got a standard
tiny door. I you know how excited I've been to
get my Samsung fridge freezer with an ice maker because.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
I've never had an ice making.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
I've got an ice maker, and you, guys, time I
come out of you push the button.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Everybody does it must have it before. I had a
fridge with where you pushed it and the water.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
And the ice came out. Every time I saw one,
I better get a glass of water.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Yeah, because it's exciting, right, And that's why when I
with the renovation is happening, I was like, I've got
to get one of these ice maker.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
It's a got a lovely Samsung. It's a good color.
It's got the ice maker and the water and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
And they give me a tight test would be, Yeah,
make the filter easily accessible to the water when the
water goes through it. Don't put a pack of peas, no, no,
the filters behind it. Yeah, but make it accessible because
some people don't. And then you've got to change your filtering.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Oh you mean okay, right, Well that you can tell
me about that later. I've just told you everything and
need to know now. Didn't really seem conducive to the story.
What are the surprises? You have to work them here
for twenty two years.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
I've got to come in halfway through a story or
something that's not conducive to the flow of the story.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Yeah, again, not surprised, Not so okay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
So these lovely people from saying Samsung turn up with
the delivery trunk and they get you know, half the
stuff in there because I've got the dish washer on
the oven and and that fits in the door perfectly.
They get the box, they get they go back down
for the fridge, get it up in the elevator, bring
it around the corridor and get it and it's just
on a on an angle to get through the door,
and it just goes don't. And I was like, oh,

(01:20:33):
I wonder if we can squeeze that in. I reckon
there's and because it's in the box, it's a bit wid.
I was going to say, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
would be unsheathing our fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
So I'm just like, oh, we'll just leave it in
the on the corridor. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Your apartment's pretty hard to get into anyway. No one's
stealing a giant fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
No one's stealing a giant to the Yeah. So anyway,
so I'm like, oh my god, how big is this fridge?

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
So I go on the web side and I get
the dimensions of the fridge I've bought, and I'm like, okay,
I measure the door, I measure the door. I've got
to take the door off, and I've only got four
melimeters to play with. Oh my god, something and take
the door or four melimeters, because.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
What's the alternative. You've got to bust down the whole wall.
So I reckon, rebuild it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
There's you know the bets of wood that come out
to stop the door going too fast?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah, what I could take one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Of those off the side door jam door door jams,
or the frame the doorback it's called a jam.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Yeah, with the door handle. It's got to sign a yeah,
one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
So anyways, I've got to take when I say I've
got to take the door, the builder's got to take
the door off and maybe a bit of a bit
of the door, shave a bit of that off and
then put it back on. But then, like, what do
I do with this fridge? If I ever moved the fridge?
Estays just stay right now?

Speaker 15 (01:22:00):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Yeah, just take it apartner, I reckon, I reckon.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
The better option is just get a screwdriver on this
brand new fridge, take it all apart, and rebuild it
inside the apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Well, our friend Matt's just messaged, why don't you thumb
the box in on. This is mad.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
I don't think they were supposed to be rid out
on ere my love man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I did try to thumb the box in and it's
too wide the box box.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Door.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
No, it's got polyst.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Just put on the door.

Speaker 9 (01:22:29):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
But anyway, so today when I get home from work,
I've got to take it out of the box and
then get the builder to take the door off. The
hinges and then we've got to get it them with
like four milimeters to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Spend protruding hinges. I didn't think about that because that'd
be more than four mills. Where do your hinges sit?
What didn't measure to that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
No, the hinge goes out. Now we're fine, We're gonna
be good. But we can always take the bed off
the side the door jam.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Yeah, how hard is it? Oh? I feel like that's
stuck alm with like framing nails and all sorts of stuff.
It's going to be a bit of a mess to
clean up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Okay, Well, if we're going to learn a lesson here,
dear listener, it's she you messionment. And if one side
of the fridge is going to be touching, it's the backside.
Because you don't want to scratch on the front.

Speaker 9 (01:23:13):
Side of it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
That's what I'm thinking, going to put some hardboard on,
put it front, I'll put a sheet. She sheet's not
going to protect against the She's going to do absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
She's going to stop it. Famously, you're playing with formal.
You think you've got room for cardboard.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Buddy, Yeah, I will FuMB the cardboard in the side
stop the scratches.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Well, anyway, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
On the cardboard before you put the cardboard of This is.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
What I want to know, because I know some friends
that bought a brand new car and drove it home
and it didn't fit down the driveway into the garage.
They could get it down, but they didn't think about
like opening the doors so that one of them had
to would always have to get out at the start
of the driveway and they have to park. Can I
just say a couple of messages of coming, you'd be
easy to take the fridge, the doors off the fridge,
and that will be take the doorjam off. And Todd said,

(01:23:58):
God's sake, don't touch that door jam. You'll be looking
at a new door.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Really, what Todd come in here with negativity?

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
No, Todd, I don't know that I trust negative Todd,
I trust don't take the door take the doors off
the fresh Todd.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
He's trying to help someone else. Do the fridge doors
come off?

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
I'm not getting another fridge on. Sit on this fridge.
It's it's got sixty color to take the doors off,
and then well maybe that's an option.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
What color is the fridge?

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
It's like a gun metal gray. It's really six, but
the mine's sixty than yours. Yeah, because that's when I went,
Are you saying he's got a mega fridge?

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
No, it's a great fridge. Because does my fridge look
like it knows how to have six?

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Or is it just doesn't virgin like dogs?

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
The fridges look like their owners. Okay, I wait, hundred
dolls at him? Nine sex nine six. When did you
buy something, get it home and it just didn't fit?
We want to know now when it didn't fit your
it's something you got at home and you're like, doesn't fit.
That's what happened to me yesterday when my same sung
fridge was delivered. It's going to fit in the kitchen,

(01:25:08):
it just doesn't fit in the front door.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Yet you'll hear from anyone that got their wedding dress
home and it just didn't fit.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
They have constant for you pick your wind dress right,
you get fit for it, and then you go back
a few weeks and you get the final fit thing.
And then you just got to be on your best behavior.
Yeah yeah, now blowouts.

Speaker 9 (01:25:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
So this has this is making me feel better because
this has happened to a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Lauren, what happened? Yeah, so I got a steel of
a deal on one of those box frame box spring
beds frames, okay, and paid the extra for.

Speaker 10 (01:25:44):
The delivery drivers to bring it over, bring it in
because I.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Knew it would be a tight fit.

Speaker 17 (01:25:49):
But it should fit by they get to my house,
it does not fit understairs, so they leave it in
my garage.

Speaker 16 (01:25:58):
I called my dad, and my dad.

Speaker 9 (01:26:03):
Yes, decided to con over the balcony.

Speaker 11 (01:26:06):
So one of us had you stand on the ground
with the you know, above our head, so quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
To the balcony to.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Drag it over.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
But you got it work, you did get it wow?

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
The same Yeah? Okay, Yeah, that's okay. I mean you
probably could have taken it apart.

Speaker 17 (01:26:26):
Could you know the spring one so it can't take
it apart?

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Okay, oh wow, okay, we'll see. This is making me.
At least you've got it then though, I'm to get
mine name Lauren. Yeah, it's determination. I don't know if Yeah,
we did hear back from what is it old negative now?
He Todd?

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Yeah, Tom yeah said for male plan, don't touch the
door jamb. You may as you'll get a new door
at that point. It's not getting expensive. And you guys
both Todd and he said, look, I'm just a builder.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
What would I know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
He's chapped a trading tantrum. There's when traders have in
the years of expertise. Isn't what you're after aesthetically and
I know, but this is the practical one, and you're like, look,
i'm paying just do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Okay, thank you for your advice.

Speaker 9 (01:27:17):
Soul.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Listen when Jonathan and another builder said the door is
likely to have plumbing and some wiring around it, so
I don't take them.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Oh no, that's the door of the fridge. Oh you
don't take that off. Yeah, no, we're at odds and ends.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Keep it in the hallway.

Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
And just when you need to go and get something,
you have to pop out and get your steak from
the hallway.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Even I don't want people going into my fridge taking
get a Yale digital lock on it and you some
print it and go and opens and then when you
shut it it automatically.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
That'd be great. Amy, What did you buy and get home?
And it didn't that.

Speaker 17 (01:27:51):
We got a couch and the place that we moved
into the lounge was really weird set up. So we've
got like one of the big l shaped couches.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Loved those. I love the corner putting my feet.

Speaker 17 (01:28:03):
Out, except when we got it and it didn't spit properly.

Speaker 10 (01:28:09):
So now we have two half couches.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Like a modular couch, and you've just put whatever two
bits fat.

Speaker 17 (01:28:17):
Yeah, yeah, like on one part of the walls and
then the other there's like a gas and then there's
another part of the wall because if we put the
proper out it would be in.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
The middle of this specifically, I don't love that etherically.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
What did you do though, though you paid all this
money for this couch?

Speaker 17 (01:28:38):
Yeah, well luckily, I mean we got it stick in hand,
but yeah, each side of the couch, you know, there's
only one like armor.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
And the other just open, so good as falling off
and go to len Amy, Thank you, Tanya.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
What did you buy get home and it didn't?

Speaker 9 (01:28:57):
Fat?

Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
Was the washing machine?

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:29:00):
Okay, yeah, we got it, took it home, unboxed it
in the kitchen, got vivid marker wrote in huge nieces
across the back the date that we bought it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
You know, for.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
You call it warranty. I just keep the email and
foldical warranties.

Speaker 10 (01:29:18):
Oh yeah, no, that's too clever for us.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
So what terms you have made it unreturnable? Is what
you're what you're saying, well for most people.

Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
But it didn't fit through our door. And my husband
was going to take the door gem off and I
was like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
No, because does he know todd hes she she's married.

Speaker 10 (01:29:38):
He just wanted a big flash washing machine.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Okay, yeah, so no.

Speaker 10 (01:29:41):
It was a quick trip to my attend to get
some metilated spirits to get the vivid off the back,
and we returned to the washing machine.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Do you think that's set it on fire? When the
next person turned it on time.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
They finally run a hot wash. Wow, tell you that's brilliant. Okay,
thank that's good to know as well. It's a message
is then when you got a home and it didn't fare.
We got some monkey bars for the backyard, but they
didn't fit through any of our doors, so we had
to put them on the front deck. They didn't fit
through the front doors, may literally one centiment and they

(01:30:13):
now look way out of place.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
But our daughter uses them so much they're totally worth it.
Could you not go around the house?

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Maybe they had skinny because you know my house is
skinny excess. Maybe they couldn't, so it was frontal bed.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
It has to be skinny.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Yes, I know some people that got a sparple, they
got it craned over. That's how people do it. That
sparkle better want to stay there. Yeah, because she's not
a piano teacher.

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
When I was growing up, had her grand piano craned
into her house because she lived.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
In the bush.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Flew a piano and wait, they flew it and on
a hallam cop flewid it on a helicopter.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
A grand piano, A grand piano? What a flick the names? Yeah, yeah,
a piano and with a piano mover. I guess you
could call it that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:01):
It'd be cooler.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
She was hanging from the helicopter playing a thousand Carlton Well,
I was thinking or something that one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Plays that ends flesh worn and Haley, we.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Heard a very funny story. We had a very funny story,
and we thought, this is a funny story. We'll share
it with our listeners. Were joining studio by Sophie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Who are you on an internship?

Speaker 9 (01:31:29):
Yes? I am okay, good luck.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
It's durable.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
It was a genuine good luck. Did it not come
across that?

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Sorry, it's okay, don't good luck?

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Vorn can't do in sincerity.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Yeah, well, I've always pitched for the inter and Hunger
Games one survive what you've seen the trailer today, sweet gig.
Oh yes, new trailer for the Sunrise on the Reaping.
Oh my god, it looks intense. But anyway, No, you
can't do that with intern maybe entrance fight to the
Dead Hole anymore anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
The nineties on the so many dead interns? Yeah, so manys,
did you.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Guys do an internship? Radio boys?

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
I worked for free for ages.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Yeah, that was what I went to radio stations, Yeah,
but not officially in Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Burt was interning when we first started here at the
zid M.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
And I remember you had to clean out that mister
Whippie Van or some like, didn't you have to clean
some like fridge with black mold and something?

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
Didn't I have years because you two made me clean that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Lily said, oh, the intern will do it. And I
remember being in a party with family and they're like, so,
what are flitch and form like? I was like, honestly, I.

Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
Thought sort of hunger.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
I'm so thankful I didn't have to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Yeah, well you can't. Yeah, they cry when they truck.
Yeah that's so. Anyway, you tell us the story. So
for what happened, you get to you got an email.
This is great, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:33:04):
So I got an email along with everyone else in
me from the CEO and he sins out these I
think it's like weekly. I'm not sure, but it's like
an update me kind of thing, and you actually press
on it and it takes you to like, you know,
the company update me about the week.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
He updates you on the company financial read them all
the ends up if you read them every week not
every week regularly. Yeah, yeah, so I reckon they monitor
who clicks them, open them, right, So they do.

Speaker 7 (01:33:38):
They do.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Now hold on.

Speaker 14 (01:33:45):
On all of our emails. If you sinned to over
a certain amount of people, you can see who has
opened an email or not.

Speaker 16 (01:33:51):
So he can absolutely see who has and he can
see that you happen a berg.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
It's called update me because the company we work for
is in me and all their things have me on
the very clever, very.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Complained to me, contact me, everything's going to be on it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
So update me is the company wide update from the CEO.

Speaker 7 (01:34:18):
Yeah, and so I didn't realize that you could actually
press it and get an update from what was happening
in the company.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
I thought we had to update him about how we
were doing.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Famously, CEO is a quite large companies over a thousand
employees love hearing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
From individual employees.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
That's really management system.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
Yeah, so did you actually email you were applying back
in updating him personally on what you've been doing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
No, thankfully I never sent the email, but I have got.

Speaker 7 (01:34:52):
A draft and it is like, let please it Sophie
on the intern at IDIOM, it's like, just how you
can imagine just embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
Did you tell him what you've done for the week?

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
And absolutely I did.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Did you use GPT to help fluffing out?

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
I said, make it sound more professional?

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Yeah, you know, he's probably would have just emailed you
back and said that's so good, keep it up or
something like that.

Speaker 11 (01:35:19):
Year.

Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
Well, maybe I could email him and actually update him
and say, maybe I can learn about CEO ways for
the day.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Can I come in and sit on meeting?

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Careful?

Speaker 9 (01:35:33):
Sorry, we.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
That's just completely deround my brain. So what made you
not send it?

Speaker 6 (01:35:43):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
I checked.

Speaker 7 (01:35:44):
I was like, hey, Teiam, do we you know that's
what we meant to do because I had like a
whole idea. I was like, I'm going to wait, not
update him straight away, keep them more so that my
updates at the top of them boxing to make.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Fifteenth victor of the annual Hunger Games.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Yes, it's good thinking, yeah, oh wow, okay, yeah, it's
good that you asked.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Yeah, good that you asked.

Speaker 7 (01:36:08):
Maybe we should all start updating him though maybe he'll
be interested.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Well here updates. It's only fair that ways, I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Think so especially it'll be really interested in turns doing.
I'd say I.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
Reckon play z m's flesh Fornon Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
There is a song in the UK singles chart that
has peggd at number two. I think it's currently sitting
sitting at number three. I think this is a singles
chart for I don't know, just like all the singles,
all the.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Singles, all the single singles, all the single singles.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
Now, this is a song marketed as a black American
blues maestro. It's pictured on an albut album cover with
a man singing he's got a weathered face.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Yeah, blues. They want to Georgia's country artist. Yeah it's nice.
It's nice and similar to like Marvin a. Or otis reading, yeah,
it's got well, this is Ai.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
No. I know this has happened a couple of times now, right,
like there have been whole albums in the charts, and but.

Speaker 5 (01:37:14):
Yeah, it's like there's always moments I reckon. I can tell,
and there's like a little glitch in the voice. There's
something too, We're so smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
I was like trying to listen for a moment.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
QUI zero one one one one zero.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Okay, I've just pulled up their YouTube video. These are
some of the comments. That's the best singer I've heard
in sixty five years. And someone said, you totally know
this is Ai, And that person said, I don't care
where he's from.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
That's good stuff. That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
I doubt I'm too old to cry, but every now
and then Old Memories along with a sad song bring Tears.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Wow. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Some that he's.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
Described as like black American? Is he black? He's a computer.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
He's a computer.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Computers, computers, computers have race. Are the black American computers?

Speaker 9 (01:38:20):
Computer?

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
I'd say so, yes, computers. Yeah, Well it's a I
So watch what you're listening for. Oh, I'm busting for
a weeze. After that podcast, I'll tell you.

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when we were allow to listen to just says here
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