Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 15th April 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast Network. This is from The Flesh
Woman and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making Happy happened for pets, MS Fleas
Woman and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Thank you brings back. He's been sick a couple of days,
lost his voice and two minutes past six Hailey broadcasting
from our Melbourne studios on the twenty first floor. Good.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
I've actually lit a candle today for a bit of
at moss.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Did you buy your own candle? Okay?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Do you know what I've actually done is because this
I will say, this apartment's grim like okay, it's grim.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Grim grim.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
So I went to Kmart and they just got a
couple of little things including can you see in the
background there a little vas and some fake flowers.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
I've got a candle, just having to make it a.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Little bit great for their great for Melbourne landfall in
a week time. You just gonna throw a little balcony
at the end. I just leave it in the Airbnb
for the next person.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I did buy some bidding and stuff and I'll donate that.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You're the rest of it.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, No, I cannot, I cannot quite explain to you
how grim this a comment?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Why then you just spend more on accommodation.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
I didn't book it, my producers did. For listen.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, I'll be getting strongly. They wondered yesterday when I
could see the heat pump on the wall over your
right shoulder, it's it's it was once white.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, yellow what she's loud?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
So we don't put her on. She needs to pomp
the turkey face left because he's yellow. Not looking great,
she's not aging well.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Happy to be broadcasting live from Australia. If anything happens over.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Here, chances on the show to when cash this morning
ten dollars thousand dollars street as Bank thanks to one room.
We've got the top sex on the way. Yeah, the
top sex. Signs that that tropical cyclones awoke, Yes, because
spa Mere refused to issue the warning for the cyclone
that just kind of go past Vanu Yeah, and said

(02:07):
it was all that woke but woke. God. I tell you,
I've been frustrated that people that were like, oh god,
there go us lots of warning, nothing happened. It's that
the same people want have been like where is that warning?
They had a mint a warning just you can't win,
can you cannot win well. The top six coming up easy.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's got your only chance.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
To win your way to a living live in Los Angeles.
So sold out show in La Olivia Dean flights accommodations,
spending money in tickets for you and a friend. Our
song of the day is what You've got to be
listening out for today's song a couple of minutes Olivia
Dean a couple of minutes, And I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying it could be coming up before a

(02:49):
couple of minutes. It could be coming up in a
couple of minutes, it could be coming up in a
couple of minutes. A minute and listen up for that
Olivia Dean song. A lot of New Zealand's at fourteen
million dollars? Are we going in on this? Sure? Back
on it. But I've got financial advice from someone who
deals with big lottery winners.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Next the Fletchborn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Fourteen million is what the New Zealand lot is at
at the moment. YEP for Wednesday is Wednesday. Now we've
got a problem because Hailey's in our syndicate and we
all go in and buy a ticket and if we win.
We split the money. But Hailey's in Australia so she
can't buy her ticket, so she's outborn. It's just you and.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
No no no no no no no no no no no.
I will transfer the money to my mother.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I will have her go and buy a physical ticket
and take a photo of it and send it to us.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, we've got to have prof that's the other thing
you put not in the syndicate. She will know, she
will know, she will get no money out of this blady.
She'll go to Italy and reno something. Oh she can
blow the money, is she can en? Here's an interesting
situation that's just popped into my head. Yeah, my friend Callum.
You guys know him. Can you talk to him about
our swipe carts? No, I haven't because the terrible lay,

(04:01):
the worst of his jurisdiction, the worst swipe app in
the world of wipe Sometimes you got to have it open.
Sometimes you don't need to open the gate. He just
designs plastic stuff. Surely you can email someone in the company,
give me an email him to make it a pass
when you like your credit can't when your double tap,
so he knows what it was Vaughn won't ask his friend.

(04:23):
I'm not we could improve the system. Even on the
old iPhone twelve works really well. Wow you wait, sometimes
I see you lurking outside. That's because I've forgot my phone.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
And someone he had, so what's callum got?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
He had an unscratched five dollars scratchy yeah, and he
sold it to his workmate for five dollars. No, oh no,
you don't do that. No, you never do. How much
does work make? When we was shroding his cat before
the workmate scratched it, we had a good chat about
it in the lads group, like what would you do it? Like?
What's it's the money of the bad situation because this

(05:00):
is one of those stories you sell it to your
friend and you lose. And I added his work one
how much how much eight dollars over sell? Well, he
sold it to him and I'm like, when's this guy
scratching it? And he's like, I don't know, he might
scratch it tomorrow at smoke, I'm like, you got a
little good. My mind was no racing for twenty four hours,

(05:24):
so he did. He won a thousand. That happened and
another one of our mate's secret Santas. It was a
two dollar limit and one useless dude hadn't purchased anything,
So this person was going to miss out in secret Sanders.
So on the way to the Christmas party, stopped going
a two dollars scratching. They won. They won fifteen hundred bucks,
and he demanded half of it. No, it's a gift work,

(05:44):
that's what weir. That's what I said. I was like, you, No,
you're you spend two dollars to be Yeah, secrets if
you don't want the person, you don't give lotto tis
and things as presents to people you don't want to
see one exactly, Yeah, totally grey. Yeah, and the sky
we're parents years later was still just like she never
gave me my seven hundred and fifty bucks. I would
have given you two dollars and said there you go. Yeah,

(06:05):
now now you owe me a secret sand to prison. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway,
the reason I say this is a you know a
lot of fourteen mil. But a guy has said a
super yacht broker whose last name is Seal, and I
find that funny because seals live in the ocean and
that's where boats live. Yeah, a super David is his name.

(06:29):
He said, one piece of advice for keV who win lottery,
do not buy a souper yocht. He's a super yacht
broker and he's like, I don't win one big amount
of money and buy a super yacht. But even if
you do, they do. But even if you did win
one of the big power balls and it got to
fifty mil and I wouldn't even buy a boat. No,
I wouldn't even know how to walk onto a boat.

(06:51):
One day, when there's a very slim chance, I thought, gosh,
you'd like to be on a boat. I would take
some of that money i'd want, and I would pay
someone who knew what they're doing to take me on.
It is exactly for a boat charter. He said. There's
an expression in the industry of super yachts it's not
the price of the elephant, it's the cost of the hay. Yeah,
because so it's a dumb saying. But what he's saying

(07:15):
is it's because remember we went out on a friend's
boat and his dad said how much it cost a feller.
I was like what And that was its twelve hundred
dollars in diesel, and that was ten years eleven, twelve
years ago. Yeah, that was twelve years ago, and it
was like that when we used half of that yeah
on a skirting around mucking around, and I felt so

(07:38):
so bad. I was like, what, you're spending six hundred
dollars for us just to be out here going, Oh
we're on a boy did throw a dry ice bomb
off the pack. He was like, that's probably my hud
bu Yeah, involvement swimming and didn't like it. I went
swimming and really estimated my swiwing ability. I got to
the shore and I was just like, because I'm never
getting back to I hated that I lived here. Yeah,

(08:00):
I'm tom had.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It is funny though that like owning your own boat
is like a marker of wealth. So when you win
a lot of people do buy these boats. Yeah, you
need to learn, you need to be boty.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
So I see boats, I see old boats and I'm
like that is cool. Yeah, see a boat, That's what
I do COLDI boats are on beautiful old boats that
were built in New Zealand and one of our what's
the one you love in Queenstown? Oh the Earnslaw. You
love an earth? We love the earth. But although that
had costs a bet of hay to keep that going.
So this is based on like an AI overview on

(08:33):
twenty twenty data, the asking price for a super Yaoto
New Zealand was about thirteen point six mel so high
end obviously like two hundred and fifty. What we went
on was a launch, not a super power three steps more.
But then again, like charter costs three thousand dollars an hour,
do that if you've won twenty million in lotto, Yeah, totally.

(08:53):
You know, charter a boat as long as we can
get a kayak. Well, no, a lot of people do
it for like twenty first and birthday part is that,
and you know they're not that expensive. Of everyone chips
in if it's I just need the conditions to be right,
utterly flat, massive boat and a gut full of ginger
to stop me getting sick, and I don't like drinking

(09:16):
on boats. Oh really it wasn't the case. And we
went to Wan. He he was Hailey was really honing
those Gordon's gnts.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
I'd say it was like the one time you were
drunken than me.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
It's not a boat.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
The fletch worn and Haley pod.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Well from the Fletchvorn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Hi there well soclone YANU blew through, dropped a lot
of rain. In fact, I've actually at my place had
more rain post cyclone that I had during Yeah, because
I think it can veered to the right and it
kind of missed Auckland and we didn't get the wind
in the rain. That was very lucky. But Auckland had
received that. Oh my god. So my plane on Saturday

(10:02):
landed and the entire and I turned my you know
how it's someone next to me turn their phone on early,
oh you was here. And then once the plane hit
the runway or literally from there to the gate, it
was just everyone was getting it once everyone turned their
phones on, warning rain and you know, to be prepared
for the sorts of f Also, it was COVID triggering

(10:25):
as well, Yes, because we got a lot of those
in COVID, those iPhone or phone.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
It wasn't COVID nineteen announced.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
No, it was like we got that you're about to
go into level two or that's what year is what
it was tonight at eleven fifty nine. Yeah, Auckland, you're
going back into It was horrible. It was jarring. They
should change the sound of it something. It's like hanches

(10:52):
but wh like what's the lot of whin did did
did they? Yeah? Like that and you're like, oh, great,
there is a cyclone coming. You feel a little bit better,
a little bit better about it? Well, why do a
mayor Craig Little said, I didn't declare a state of emergency,
you know, and the incoming remains of a cyclone because
it was all about woke. I want to remind you

(11:14):
this is one of the most hard, harshly hit areas
of New Zealand in the last few years. To be
prepared a series of cyclones kind of really missed up
that core era of New Zealand, Northland Bay of Plenty
and then around like East Cape down to the Slam.
He could have just said, we looked at the data

(11:35):
and we thought it wasn't necessary. Yeah, nobody used the
words woke, old mate language. Yeah, I might as well
called the Hurricane of Snowflake a trip. You might not
called the cyclone, by the way, said bit of a
puff to cyclone. Yeah, we're going to declare ustate of emergency,
but the wind was just yeah, puff puff, yeah, bit

(11:58):
of a bloody puffter. It was, well, look at the
top six signs your cyclones woke. Okay, number six on
the list, it tells you it's pronouns before it blows
your roof off. My pronouns. My my pronouns are wind rain.
This is why you said you don't want to be
canceled because it's satire. Yeah, it's satire. Okay, I'm actually

(12:19):
on your side. Keep reiterating that I reck. Yeah, I
just and I'll just say I'm on your side, and
people will be like, he's on our side. Everyone will
say that everyone thinks I'm on this side. Wows not
all men, you see, we love that, thank you side.
That yeah, okay, why number five of the less of
the top six signs of your cyclones woke? It's only
blown down white people's trees. Oh yeah, okay. It's just

(12:41):
like I feel like, you know, I just feel like
the coloniss came in and they planted all these trees,
and I'm just gonna blow down the bad trees.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
They're not even native pine.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
That pine trees is a willow cap. And Cook came
here and he planted trees Number four on the least
of the top six signs of your cyclones. Wow, cyclone
refuses to come over the Christmas period. If it's red
Uncle hurricane from America? Who got it for trumps in town? Yeah,
that's fair enough. Fear though, yeah, fear when they cross paths. Yeah, superstorm, Yeah,

(13:14):
batting down the hatches. Number three on the less of
the top six signs of your cyclones woke. It just
takes the wind down a little bit when it sees
a Pride flag, just to make it look really good. Yeah, okay,
flapping too hard. The flags are just oh yeah, that's
not just perfectly. It is nice that you see a
flag that perfectly waving in the wind. Yeah, yeah, it's perfect.

(13:39):
Number two on the list of the top six signs
your cyclones woke. If your boat doesn't have uni gender bathrooms,
it's gonna blot onto the rocks. Okay, that's fair. It's
gonna b straight the rocks. Yeah. And number one on
the obviously sati I'm on your side. Yeah, oh we
sit it again. Number not all men, men, okay, camp

(14:00):
next next one. Six times your cyclones work. The cyclone
used to love Harry Potter. It was a hufflepuff, but
now it's had. It's definitely Hatto hallos tattoo covered over
because because yeah, that's today subsex?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Does that end podcast network?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
All right?

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Both you boys are in your forties, so listen up.
Why are you losing your friends so quickly? Why are
you becoming lonely?

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Is it just men that you're talking? Mean?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
In particular, fifteen percent of men now say in their
forties they have no close friends.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
That's no right now.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I mean with six plus close friends, and their forties
have halved since the nineties.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Do you think it's because even me, even I'd have
six plus close Is this other men or can this
be anybody? I think it would be true for men
and women. Surely as you get older and people will
have family to me the other quantity, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
I totally agree. But this is men in particular.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
This article is about why men in their foreshees are
becoming more and more isolated. Here's a list if they
apply to you, because I reckon some of them though.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Mistake number one. You've removed yourself from social media because
you don't like it that much now, like some dudes
that have yes, right like it or not? Social media
is like a kind of a necessary evil in a way.
The moment you disappear, I forget your birthday, people forget
what you're up to, and you kind of out of sight,
out of mind.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
And because you're not popping up on their story, they
don't think about you as much or they don't remember things.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, so they don't take I better text them, I
better text them. You know, you sort of just disappear.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Because I could quite easily if I didn't have this job,
just not be on social media. Like, no, I love Instagram.
You do, you do? You couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
You love the attention, you love the oh my god,
see a cute phone.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'm like, caun't wait to get that up. But then
I do know, I do notice people that take breaks
from social media will disappear, sometimes an ounce, sometimes not,
and then they always come back.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Yeah, because they little detops of sorts. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
mistake number two. I think we could all be guilty
of this, regardless of gender and time and energy. So
you go like, I'd rather just go home and sit
on the couch and put my feet up, then make
the f to like go out and catch up with
my mates, and you know, make some plans and that

(16:27):
kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Midlife energy is precious, which I can kill. You're going
because you just need your rest and yeah, you know
your recovery. But then also the social battery recharging is
a big thing. It's good for you, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
That's how I recharge all of my batteries especially, But yes,
it is good for you. Mistake number three letting your
partner organize your social life. I reckon that would be
a huge thing for husbands and their forties, right, so
they're like wives or whatever, come in and they start
making all of the plans. We're going to this wedding,
this weekend lunch with this people.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
In their twenties and thirties. That would happen as well.
The dominating person organizes that you end up socializing with
their friends more that you might not sell your friends
and you don't actually.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Get us saying what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, but also if your friends are a bit math,
then obviously you want to hang out with your friends,
don't you. Yeah, you might have dad friends.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Your friends are a reason, but are your friends for
a reason exactly? And maybe you want to do things
that your partner doesn't want to do.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
But this is huge for men in their forties.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
They let their partners kind of organize so much of
their life.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
By the way, we don't want to do. It's real exhausting.
But like you know, we're going come.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Here, come here, come here, come here, and you just
kind of lose control of your own social life, right
came Mistake number four of five. By the way, work
takes over and work becomes the only friends that you need.
So you become so consumed with work that your social
life even becomes work. All of your time spent at work,
You talk about work, you think about work, You've got
to sleep. So getting your social life outside of work

(17:55):
as important. Yeah, Whereas like we're we pame friends via work,
but we spend a lot of time outside of work
socializing as friend.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Which is nice. People who work with people that they
would rather die than spend.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Guys, like look at the time right now, imagine if
we didn't like each other, this would be yeah. And
also I love that, like I meet you guys through work,
but then I've made three friends through your you, you know,
like the gaggle and all that, Like I don't remember
before that. Okay, here's the fifth mistake. It's kind of

(18:34):
like what would you call this, like nonchalance or like
being a bit lazy. I'll see them when I see them.
Scheduling difficulties. It's a bit like hard basket.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, we must catch up. I hate it. I don't
say it. I hate it when people say, oh, we
must catch up. It's like, yeah, why are we even
what's this? Something you say isn't say it, don't mean it,
don't say it. They get to see you, see you soon,
I guess yeah, don't say oh we must catch up.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah, totally before it's too late as well. Basically the fix,
so this was five issues. The fix given by the
psychologist was like do the mahy basically like realize, like
have a look around and be like do I have
any friends?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
And if the answer is no, you're going to go
why don't I have any friends?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
And what can I do to fix? You've got to
You've got to maintain your friends like a pop plant
or a garden.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
Don't you overwater it? Yep, don't overwater it. Just don't
abandon a complete le Well do.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
What I've done and just looking after my plants at
the moment. So I thriver be rubbing it in my face.
How good my plants are doing without me. I have to,
you know, claim some back after what I did to
your dar Nana's dearly to put a Nana's rubab, which,
by the way, has two new leaves, so maybe the
cow smashing it kind of gave it a little for life. Okay,

(19:55):
But Fletcher's indoor plants are thriving. I've had new I've
been seeing new leaf ports. I've restaked them, so it's
like his cat. He didn't train his plants or his cat.
Oh my god, there was such naughty plants got them.
I got them looking up now, dude, Yeah that up.
I staked them hard steak. This is amazing.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
They're not gonna want to go home to your crappy
little house, are they. They're going to be like, oh,
we want to stay with our new debt.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
And that's weird because I've got them in the outside room,
so it's like dark. They don't get drinks, sunlight, and
it's like almost like a little bit of a sixy
plant dungeon. They're like, you, daddy, I've got them all tired.
They might want to stay. I think they're gonna want
to come home.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Need work plays it ends flesh forn and haley fully.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Silly little pool silly.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Poo, silly little silly.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Let's start some little part by establishing wheel of mushrooms.
I love God all the time. Had a lot last night. Yeah,
those sloppy Asian mushrooms. Yeah you who knew?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
You know there's all thin little little yeah, yeah, I had,
but that more of a flavory set.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, that's what I love about a button. It's just great.
Recently had it was either a dumpling or one of
those what are those? They look like puckered like shoe mine,
shoe mine. I think it was a mushroom shoe ma
or a mushroom dumbling. Amazing? Have you tried that? When

(21:45):
you're back, let's put this in the calendar we do
and try that insanely huge new buffet out our ways.
What do you mean? He's a buffet times the size
of my hot It's the same size as mina tin,
which is over the road. I'm sorry, what do they have?
It's Asian buffet?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Oh my god, it's an Asian the size of minor tein.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
But wait, I feel like after a couple of dishes,
it's gonna start repeating dishes. I believe it's a buffet. OK,
so there's so most of it's dining. Yeah, it'll be
like might teen as well. You're walking in, you but
I can you tell me about support shoe Mayer's old
twelve Bay two? Yeah you can.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
You can pull the trade in, Yeah you can.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
If you're a real leader, you're pulling the train. Do
they wash their mushrooms at this buffet? Well, I don't know.
Let's get back to sell a little pile. Which does
mushroom dirt counters dirt? Because I've been leaning and hard
to mushrooms lately and I've learnt you don't wash them
because the minute you run them underwater, they just go
absorb and they absorb as as they can, and then

(22:49):
you've got to cook the water off before the stell cooking.
Trust me, it's watery or ready do that so watery?
So what you do is you get to cook them
and then the watery runs off. Then you stuck in
that really golden brown mushroomy. It's a mushroom sauce or
a steak. The other night that would have blonne your
tits right, your goat tits would have been blind right,
don't blow the goat tits off. Things appreciate huge goat
tats would have been blown right off. I feel I

(23:09):
live in a bit and it'll be interesting to see
the results. I feel like I live in a bit
of a secret shame when I see a bit of
a dot of dirt and I'm like, I don't care.
You're right.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
It's like how we say, if I if I find
a here in my photles.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Pull it out and keep eating. Yeah, I don't here.
The dirt's going to get cooked off for whatever, it's
going to die because it's a hot hand. You're eating
fungus anyway, right, you're it's probably it's out. Yeah, So
does mushroom dirt count as dirt? The options were yes,
oh wash it off, Yes it's dirt, but I eat
it anyway, or fifteen percent of people said no, it's
not even dirt. So fifteen percent of people said no,

(23:44):
it's not dirt, forty percent Yes, it's dirt, but I
eat it anyway, And forty six percent said oh yes,
I'll wash it off now. Oh I like to add
together the two bottom ones there for a fifty five
percent of people will eat that. Well, I need to do.
I have vivid memories of and I don't know if
my mum's does it. She would peel the mushrooms, madness,
my friend on a paper towel. It rolls them like this. Yeah,

(24:06):
just give them a quick like wipe if you're not
worried about it. Mushrooms and it will change your lots.
Just use it like a paper towel to you can
damp cloth.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah, don't do but don't even get those things in
the pen.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Sometimes sometimes you need to do something because we're going
from rocks of dirt, rocks of dirt. Well, some feedback
on it. Jazz said, mushrooms are chewy dirt. Ten ten
do not recommend she hates the mushrooms. This is for you, Jet,
I've taken our pole place. As said, most of the
time I give it a quick rents or flick it off.
I won't need it. Flick it off short again, Asia,

(24:41):
trust me, stop washing them or rinsing them. It's going
to change your mushroom. It's not real. Change your life.
Change your mushroom, change your mushroom, change your life. Yeah,
there's mushroom fer era when it comes from Taylor said,
Vaughan picked us a little pole, didn't he? Yeah he did.

(25:01):
Calend No, it's I was all for this pole. I
wasn't for calendar week, James is. There's a middle ground here.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Wait wait wait, remember Chessweet, dude, the people remember ches Week.
I think we're like reflecting too much back on Calendar Weet.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
But with Chessweek. I've heard from one of my one
of my besties. Have you one of your imaginary mounds
bears best mushroom recipe? Would stop messaging my mond? We
need to talk about this. By the way, I think
I'm talking to your mum more than you are sometimes.
Bess mushroom recipe is fry a portabello mushroom and blue cheese.
Oh yes, stop she feeling them though? Is she feeling them?

(25:40):
Are you still feeling she's stopped peeling? Are you still
if she removes the dirt? I don't think I don't.
Actually she stopped peeling, and then she stopped doing the
probably washing though, probably washing. Please stop washing, everybody. There's
a middle ground here. Brush off, never wash off physical
flecks of dirt. Then the rest is just good proteinss
Jane yeh pros dirty pros and minerals, vitamins and minerals

(26:02):
from the earth, from the Earth stronger, Hannah said, where
it doesn't kill you makes your stronger, beautiful clos a
moment the voice of the generation. Where is that? Where
is the mushrooms? Buttons is Hannah? Yes, some people don't
like them. We don't. Vegetarians don't eat mushrooms. Yeah, what

(26:26):
do you eat? I know, just straight they just look
never wash them, but sometimes still peel off the olden
mankey bid.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Even if you get them, the mushroom gets a bit soggy,
like beet in the bag.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
You're like, You're like, it's just like, remember we're out,
I'm gonna I'm going to I'm going to hydrate you
on a stir. Right. Yeah, I worked, I've worked at
a mushroom farm, says Carolyn. And that dir ate my friend.
They grow them in you are. It doesn't count. Dot's
not do it? Eating ship eating, shitting everywhere? Why not

(27:04):
this avenue of my life? Natalie sause, No, I've got
time for worrying about a little bit of dirt. Plus,
that's how you get iron guts exactly, Alicia says, we
all need a little extra immunity from that dirt. I
do wash them, but sometimes there's some dirt hiding again.
Alicioes washing the dirt. I've put way worse things in

(27:24):
my mouth. Chloe, Yes, my mouth. Have we done texts
of the week this week? Sorry, it's not the jurisdiction. Yeah,
oh you get nothing, getting nothing. Ship of the hat
to you. Yeah, top five things that you put in
your mouth that have been worse, please, responds mushroom. Dirt

(27:46):
count as dirt. I'm going to combine, Yes it's dirt
and no it's not. Yes, it's dirt, but eat it anyway. No,
it's not dirt. Of course eat it. At fifty of
people dealing with that dirt podcast network, there has been
a study into work hours and happiness, the work life balance.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Okay, God, when are we going to hit that four
day I've got a.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Few free day working a four day week. You just
do more work outside of work me, Yeah, you've got
I think you've really got to face up to the facts.
You're probably a workaholic. I've slept. Have you your eyes
look like what holes? And then we can see one

(28:30):
Zoom Broadcasting from our Malvin studio. And last night you
did a comedy gig at midnight. I did it, so
I was on New zealing time. But I'm here and
I've turned You always turn up. That's the thing. You're
always like that four day work. Yeah, week, you're just better. Guys.
Guess what I'm doing eighteen comedy shows in three days. Yeah, okay.

(28:51):
And here's what I'm doing in between. I'm getting on
the person. I'm smoking darries and I'm eating it. And
you've got to relax. In general, I think is this
is we are ready for the four day work. Well,
I don't think we'll have a choice. So in Hailey,
because Ai is gonna perfect really disrupt everything, and we
may be forced to not work because seen that movie,

(29:15):
robots and stuff start doing everything. In humans just live
on a spaceship that's like a cruise ship. The whole time,
we just get like really fat and stuff, and everyone's like, oh,
that's so bad. That is it because we're all fat.
As long as everybody's as everybody, we won't be fat
because we've got the fat jabs now, so we'll be
skinny on a cruise ship. Do you know how many
people have heard bring up the Wally movie in recent

(29:37):
indus regarding future of AI. It's yeah, it's scary. Here's
what the day should look like. This is from the
University of British Columbia and the University of Basil, which tobogus.
I love it. It's one of my favorite leafy herbs.
And a Tom youm yeah, and Tom Basil. I just
love Basil for sizza, pizza as in a cellar. Okay,

(30:02):
So work should be less than six hours a day.
Beyond six hours of work, your chances of having a
good day drop significantly. But what's in what hours? And
nine to five with a lunch break? Eight? Eight? No workplaces?
This is just ridiculous. No workplace is just going to
let you go home at three forget your work done?
Why not? Or two? If you get your work done,

(30:22):
why not? This is what I think. If you get
your money done, why not? If we can all agree
that six hours is the max, no, we can get
this done. I'm not working six hours. That's madness. Four tops.
That would be an increase for us, and I refuse general.
I doth protest fairly loudly when they said the show
is going to go to a ten. I was like,

(30:43):
you're taking the socialized for up to two hours friends
or family, but only when socializing has an actual purpose,
not a side activity. More than two hours of socializing
a day and the benefit starts to disappear. Okay, but see,
I feel like if people were doing just six hours
working hand this extra time, they just use it to
scroll Instagram reels and taktok, go home and watch Netflix

(31:06):
and not exercise, will see friends and not socializing. Here's
the part that blows my mind. Exercise up to four
hours is positively linked to a bit of day, a
bad day.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Oh oh god mate, So you're working twenty minutes from me,
and that's.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I'm going to do an hour and a half. Like
I'll do a cycle class and a workout for an
hour and a bit. That's it. That's it. It's then
four hours before it impedes your day has been like
too much of your day or right, too much? I
guess walking to work or walk walking around work that
can count as well.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Around town year walk to the candy store.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
No amount of walk into the park will take you
to the candy store. Ticket to the candy shot. It
was a shot, not a store. But since it'll take
you to the candy store, I'll take you to the
confectionery aisle. Yeah, that's likely actually getting a couple of
dollies and lying on the couch. No amount of couch
time is linked to a good day. Oh come on,

(32:03):
you've got to relax. At the end of the day.
House works nothing, No one ever I did. So I've
been this week. I've been every day I'm going to
do something. School holidays, the kids at home. I'm like,
every day I'm going to do something around the house.
That's what you mean. It's school hallays. The kids on home.
Make them do it all. They've they've really taken on
their father's mantra of if you don't want to do something,

(32:23):
be bad at it. I'm just like, let me do it.
Bring back hidings.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
I cleaned the bathrooms, give them a smack and see
if it sorts it out.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I was like, what I'm gonna do it. I'm going
to get home. We rode the train. Great day, We'll
discuss that. So get home. I was going to spend
a couple of hours cleaning the bathroom. Then I'm going
to relax and play me some pokemon have a have
a bit of dead time. I was cleaning the bathrooms
right up until I start cooking dinner.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Yeah, and you always think I'll give it a little
spread thirty minutes and.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Then me I had a drill with a brush attachment,
and I'm just like, these childs have never been clean
Chiff in business, I'm spraying Chiff around. Well, well, well
those bathrooms are so clean, spraying no, I don't clean
the bathroom. No, I don't care. Give it a spray

(33:13):
wiping or and then wash them walk away.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Everything plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
The finger princess. Not what you think, not immediately what
you think. Every so you were saying every.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Friendship friendship group has a finger princess. Okay, I'm trying
to think. I'm thinking to the gaggle, right, let's say
our bigger, our wider friend group, who's our finger princess.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I still don't know what a finger princess? Do we
have a fingerprints finger princess here between the I don't
think so? Okay, No, I definitely don't know what it is.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Otherwise known as an askhole and ask whole, an ask whole,
the finger princess is known as the person who doesn't
lift a finger, and it is defined by someone who
asks others for information they could easily find themselves. Almost
a version of our beloved weaponized incompetence. Right, So okay,

(34:18):
so people who go like, yes, like what time does
the restaurant close?

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Where is the restaurant? Instead of just googling it.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
They're using their as sort of a bit of incompetence.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I don't think we have one of those in the
threat and the gaggle.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
It's a consistent pattern, not just that occasional or what
are we doing or anything like that. It's like a
constant asking questions that you could easily figure out yourself.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Oh I wouldn't like that. No, I can't think of
anyone that's like that. Can you have finger Princess? Right now?

Speaker 5 (34:52):
I'm trying to think of anyone in Algitha's like, oh
what's happening?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Because everyone's just you know, we've got very competent for
it organizers and they give everyone the info so no
one needs to ask.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but I know people like this
that it's like you know, I always said it google it.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Do you know where you find the finger princess. In
a lot of groups, someone will do a group post
and be like, one, what's this or this? And it's
like you could literally just google that.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Yeah, you could literally google it, or that read the
information just above that I've posted their mate like it's
literally right there.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Oh, can you just tell me? Yeah, what you just
said there? Can you just tell me? Did sound like
something I would say in the sort of wider group
work chat.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, listen, I don't think we have a finger princess
in the trio, but if we.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Did, it would be vorn. It's just uselessness our show chat, ask.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Carwen producer, Carwin producer. I'm totally producer out of any
of us time being like, isn't this form?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, yeah, this is me. This is me. What's anyone
doing on the train? Or what what day is that?
It's in the email? Actually, you know what Vaughan does
ask a lot of questions that are either already in
the email calendar. I refuse to put my work calendar
on my phone because I need distance, but.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Also like and like a messenger chat these days, like
there's a meta AI that will recap thing. So if
you don't know and you don't want to scroll up.
You could just get it to recap and it will
tell you this is the time.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
That you're doing this. I like the recap thing. Yeah,
I'm a bit I don't want Mark Zacher big knowing
that we've been on the train, you still neither Oh,
no problem. You will literally put up photos on his
social media networks of us on a train and you're
talking about on here. But I know, but given them
giving him more power, you know.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
So apparently these finger princesses are absolutely draining their other friends.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Right, We're just like, oh my god, I'm so sick
of this. So the way to stop it is you've
got to stop RECEI. He's not he's not listening, Hayley.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Sorry we finger princess. Yeah, sorry, catch me up on
the last thirty seconds. You can go back and lit's
on the pot on on on the iHeart app to.
I just cannot be more than how do we fix it?
You stop responding, you stop rescuing them, right, and then
they have.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
To do So here's one you try it. You try
to that. This is almost two ways of doing it.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
If they if they hit you with a question, you go,
won't you have a quick Google, They go, oh, where's
the where's the thing?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
One? You have a quick Google?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Not me, why don't you do that? And then if
they ask a question that's obvious, say what do you think?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Well, that's just literally what Carwen does. He retime Vaughan says,
try this. Let's it's in your calendar. That's what she
says to you. It's in your calendar, and have emailed
that to you. We woman open my work laptop. We
all did we all do one personal time? Who do
I build? For hours? You are our finger princess.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Play in Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Vs. Ten dollars suburb Vaughn's ten dollars suburb thousand dollars street.
It's all thanks to the new one Roof app property
so it's just got easier with the new one Roof app.
You can download at now, and we're going to randomly
generate a suburbs somewhere in New Zealand. This is how
the game works. If you were in that suburb and
you're the first person to call through and prove that

(38:13):
you're there, ten dollars immediately transferred to you from my
personal bank account, and I put the reference as when
Chicken dinner Vaughn's t ten ds, right, because I ran
out a room, ran around. You're one of those people
that when you fill out a bank the bank transfer,
you have to fill in every box or something. Yeah. Yeah,

(38:34):
there was particulars reference everything. I'm like, yeah, if you're paying,
like an invoice, it's got the invoice number, and then
I always put my name in one the invoice another
and the then the third. I'm just like hello, thank you,
yeah or something. Alcortry to your friend that later would
come back to haunt them in the bank loan buzzing
butt yeah stuff. Okay, let's randomly generate a suburbs Anderson's

(39:01):
Bay in Duneed and today. Okay, and lived in Anderson's Bay,
I will say, Grace, you are not allowed to winter?
Is that around the bay? Is it? It is around
the way. It's sort of like the in the name,
isn't It leads out to Larnet Castle and the Albatrosses.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
And the albert because I've been to the Albatrosses.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, it's a big sub it's a populated suburb. Okay,
it's the home to well, I just say quickly, if
you're in Anderson's Bay in Dnedum right now on eight
hundred dollars at in if you can prove you're there.
Cemetery is one of the largest in the South Island.

(39:42):
It has two Victoria Cross recipients buried there. Yeah, and
it was originally known as the rather grand name of
the Eastern Necropolis. Isn't that a hell of a name
for a cemetery. Well, nobody's calling through sci far from
Anderson's base. Nearby Anderson's band They look at it. They
might be in hike Cliffe. Well we Waverley there. Yeah,

(40:03):
you need to be in the suburb Anderson's Bay, as
dictated by the New Zealand post code. Yeah, for that area.
I'll wait hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
At in the last time I saw the albatrosses, I
was I got to go right up close to them
and saw the DOT workers weighing them and it was
so much fun.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
And the albatross are not in Anderson's Bay. Are they
there further that way? Okay? They might fly over. Okay,
looks like we've got somebody heating into It's not quite
and you've got to be in the suburb. Amelia. Good morning,
really good? Are you claiming to be in Anderson's babe

(40:40):
and needing right now, what street are you on?

Speaker 8 (40:46):
Spencer Street?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Sencer Street? Let me see if that's within our map
it yeah, smack, yeah, you're right. That's nice. That's right
next to a lagoon called Tomahawk Lagoon. You could have
you could have asked you that. See I got excited
because I saw the word Tomahawk.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
She seemed like she didn't know we're about to you
in this on the street.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I'm at home, okay, don't get it.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
I look down to tom Hawk Lagoon and just here
with my wee boy, Angus, just playing on the mat,
rolling around.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I was going to say, how old is Angus? He's
four months? Okay, so he's not to verify addressed there are?
You're going to say, I'm on the phone fifteen and
Angus is rolling around. I was a bit old to
be rolling around on the mat. Where was the last
time I had a good roll on the ground? Right
for the back? Really? Okay?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
I did it for three years and I paid forty
eight thousand dollars for it. It's called an acting degree.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Okay, Well, how do you want to verify? Could you?
Could you go on the streets. I don't want to
give her the I don't want to give Is there
anything in the Lagoon area that would she could verify?
Are you familiar with the accommodation on your street?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (41:51):
Itally Bit and Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
We don't say that, you know that. We don't say
that here. You could say Emily Bed and Breakfast. Please,
that'll be okay. So that said, she's wait, she's about
a minute though. What colors the z Emily Bed and
Breakfast at the end of the.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Road sort of yellow and green? And there was fun
fact there was a big tree on that property and
it fell down in the big winds last year and
it made made so much better sunlight and everything. I
was hoping that tree would fall down for years.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Everybody's got a tree they want to see fall down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've got one too. I've got one. She's a congratulations,
Amelia Wormore instantly transfer you ten dollars. Well, oh, we've
got to say it, but hold on. Yeah, Producer Shannon
is bringing in the one thousand dollars street envelope. Envelope envelope.

(42:50):
I don't know what I say, Oh my god, fletch.
I think it's on the tour all the time. Do
I say envelope or envelope? I don't know the tend
The envelope sounds poshe envelope sounds a mirror can envelope
I have in my hand and envelope. It's perfect. We're
going to open this up now. Just a reminder, Amelia,
what street are you on? Inca street? Spencer Street? How

(43:11):
many streets are there in the Subburit just look rough,
but not as many as other suburbs we've had. Is
it a big burb.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
Recently?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
It seems to be primarily residential, so there's probably lots
of houses in there, but it's not the biggest. Okay,
m good envelope opening, Amelia. The one thousand dollars street

(43:43):
today in the suburb of Anderson's Bay, Fletch, would you
please read what it says on the speci of OVA
is that that street is Spencer Street. There. We've given

(44:10):
it away. It has been one before. We've been so
close before, but we've also been miles away to some
sum gigantic But Amelia, congratulations you won. Ivale. Hadn't been
blown over, that thousand dollars would have taken care of
somebody taking care.

Speaker 8 (44:23):
Of that tree would have been putting some copper nails
in that tree.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I really like Amelia to kill a track. I do too.
I do to you, Amelia. Congratulations, you're the winner of
ten dollars suburb one thousand dollars three all thanks to
the new one roof at property. So it's just got easier.
You can download it now, Well done, amazing.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
The ZM podcast Network play z m's flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Who is the most famous person that is in your
phone or that has your number? Yeah? Yeah, we'll take
either of them. Is this is this on? Is this
so Jade? From Little Max?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
The band was was being interviewed by Like on an
iHeart radio interview.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
By the way, Yeah, ding dat bell?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Yeah, ding the bell for a company center. Now I
know I get blind to the bell. I can see
it and I'm on zoom.

Speaker 9 (45:17):
Just give it a give it to the side, give
it a second, found it, please see it on I'm
on I'm in Australia.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
You guys a gonna feel so bad about tas Men
for not seeing the bow. And it's revealed I have
had a brain trim in the entire time. I'll apologize
but until then, until then, until until embarrassing, I will
apologize if the doctor's find it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Jade Jade from Little Max was being interviewed on My
Heart Thank You by a called Miles Galloway who apparently
eleven years ago, had interviewed her much earlier in her
career and his career and had said afterwards like, oh,
you should come out and play some music with us
and something and got her number. So he had had

(46:06):
her number in his phone for eleven years. Has she
got more and more and more and famous? And then
she was interviewing her. He was interviewing her and was like,
I've still got your phone number? Is it still the same?
And they checked and she was like that's my number
and he was like you never text me back? Yeah,
but I mean she was never going to text him back,
Let's be honest.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
No, no, no, definitely not like he's a sex and
she's a ten.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
But I want to know and also why, like how
you got the number?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Who was the most famous contact in your phone or
the most famous person that has your phone number?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I just don't And Hailey before I was like, what's yours?
And she said, I've got Jason's Jason's jasonson Gunner. You've
got Jason Gunn, begun you could be Gunny. I've got
Lily from Big same furniture. I've got Lily. Yeah, we
love Lily. I hope Lily hasn't changed her number. She's
my emergency contact, she answers the phone. I've got too

(47:01):
many sofas? Is this sorry with the emergency contacts bus.
He's actually and we've discovered he's got a brain trim,
which is making it hard for him to see silver
things on the desk right in front of them, and
we can't get a hold of his other emergency contact
feature is refusing to apologize. Yeah, I'm not apologizing. I

(47:23):
don't have anyone. I don't have anyone. Yeah, Jason. Jason
Gunn sent me a lovely message a little while ago.
You've got John Campbell. I've got John Campbell, he said Cinders.
Oh yeah, you've got the former prime minister. Yeah, yeah,
what are you doing? Alright, I've got a lot of
people on my phone with last nicknames. All right, you're

(47:45):
in flags.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
You've got a lot of people with just the sort
of descriptions.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Of flags and flags.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
No, I've got no hairy builder is Gary Builder famous? No,
that's about Bruce Building Inspector.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
That's Bruce the building Inspector. I've got Joe Cotton from
True Boys. Yep, yep, Joe Lovely Joe House.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
Is that that?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Well? That s lame, isn't it? Do I delete dead people?
I've just seen a couple of people who I don't
like to us on my phone whole into le. Okay, look,
this is what we want to know this morning. And
we don't want you know, we don't want their number,
which I don't want to do going to make you
wring them or anything. We're just saying, do you have
a famous It's just message me. He's offended. We haven't

(48:29):
mentioned the man. We're not allowed to mention Matt because
Haley and Matt are at Warnow because they do shows
about houses. Yeah they do. He does show about houses
with the Rural one. It's one of the TVs is
the most popular summer programs.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Which you can suck at Mate my Castle Wednesdays tonight.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
And Matt's Rural Houses on TV. And you also need
to see me in updated a profile picture that's an
old one also doesn't age. It's actually a new contact
photo available update of updated. There's an age I see
them at the gym, an age fat is he still
dat in the penguin? I think so it's going really well,

(49:06):
long longer than us. Yeah, the wasn't called squirt, which
was weird. It was the TV show that was called squirt. Yeah,
not called squirt. The penguin was called Dorothy. Her message
with this new contact on eight hundred dollars at him
as the number you can text a nine six nine
six pin squirt called who is the most famous person

(49:28):
in your phone contacts? Or the most famous person that
has your number? Like Max messaged against Spikes. Should have
just been called squirt. Would have made so much more sense.
Why was the called squirt? I also like, upon reflection,
not a great man.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
I've just been set here all just fishing through our
phone and being like, who's in here?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Hailey? Just found the number for the landlord? Has it
printed in years? A couple of dead people. I've deleteds
contacts out of my phone before, and then my phone
just like backs up the cloud or whateveryone drags them
back onto my phone because I saved them to like
a cloud or yeah, I just figure I'm just going
to have this rollerdex forever. I had Colin Matha Jeffrey.

(50:09):
I've never met him my life, so one hundred darns
at him. Nine sex side sex. He's the most famous
person in your phone, Charlotte. Who have you got in there?

Speaker 9 (50:22):
I've got Nadia Limb.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
I love, love Nadia, I love Did you work on
the tram? Sorry? Did you work on the farm?

Speaker 10 (50:34):
Yeah, I worked in the butchery.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Oh yeah, last time she came in, she bought a
whole lot of sausages and meats. Thanks for that, by
the way, shark, probably yeah, made by you. Yeah, I
have done that. Yeah, yeah, Lovely. Are you a butcher her, Charlotte,

(50:57):
I'm a shift by trade.

Speaker 7 (50:58):
But I stared some butcher.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, oh butcher.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I get it now, I said, butcher is your favorite thing?
To butcher the sausage machine, I did. I've actually got some.
I've actually got some venison waiting for me in the
white cutter. Someone kindly messaged saying I've just had a
bit in a field or something. No, he's butchered and
everything waiting on a freezer.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Field, just getting mauled by flies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Charlotte, Thank you. The messages in the most famous person
on your fine Susie Cato, New zeal And Royalty. We
were both bridesmaids that are wedding together National Treasure. That's lovely.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Oh my god, Susi Cato would be such an amazing bridesmaid.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
She would be, wouldn't she. Yeah, lovely? Now sing for us,
sing sing Sing homes, Susie, I'm the bridesmaid. I'm headed
in my speech and it's tight here and you'd be like,
that's all we're hoping for. Psychic medium Sue Nicholson. I'dress
for twenty four years. Okay. Someone said, Hilary Bowryes, we

(52:01):
love this. Somebody who heard Fletch say Lily from Big
Save and they said, I used to deb brother. I've
got the whole family. Oh, the whole family in our phone,
do we? And that's enough for me. Don't want to
be greedy, you know you don't want the whole family.
I don't need the whole Keep you ticks coming in
nine six, nine six, the most famous person in your

(52:24):
phone contacts. Okay, So we asked this on Instagram too,
and we've got you know, international people following us on
Instagram because is everywhere. Yeah, someone said, Ronan Keating, what
get out? How do they have this num? I've send
him the roller coaster emojie of the song. Yeah I
know I was a roller coas send him a heart

(52:45):
and then roller coaster. That life is a roller coaster.
Life is a roller Well, I've cocked that up with Rona.
It's life a.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Roller lover is a roller cool, Life is a roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Let's good, eusided, says the guy who who's never really
known life is a roller Next, then life is a
roller coaster? Did you who your life is a roller coaster?
You're thinking? You might be thinking of the red Hot
Chili peppers love roller coaster. That's a great that one. Okay,

(53:18):
to keep going, well, thank you, I appreciate this. Some
other Instagram responses on who's the most famous person in
your phone book? Taboo from The Black Eyed Peas, our
sons go to school together, and l a cool. I
have Gordon Ramsay's pa. I met him at work and
so lovely offered his phone number for a free dinner,

(53:40):
his phone number for they were offered his number. Jeremy
Clarkson's daughter's husband's mother daughter and yeah, I think that's
a bit of a stretch, to be honest. Someone said
I could ring Sarah Gibson and ask for Dave Gibson,
the lead singer of Element Love. David's great man. He's

(54:02):
a great man. One of my friends is are what
Now Once? I don't know. At least they were the
host of what Now George and Internationalists The George and
I talk about aeroplanes and star wars. Oh yep, so
you know we're we're buds. And he hasn't told me this.
My best mate is Tilda Swinton's son. What and I
didn't notice for the first first month of being mates.

(54:24):
But my best mate is the son of Tilda. You
probably wouldn't if you were the son of someone famous,
you probably wouldn't tell someone until they liked you for
who you were. Yeah, because you know, tilders such a
cat as a person. You're like, Oh, man, I wish
my mate's mum was Tilo. I wish his friends were someone.
She's a cool actor. But you're not gonna like wheel
and friends with Hey, no, one of her generation's best actors.

(54:46):
But some people might be weird about it, you know
what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, so I had the Hadeed's
mom's ex boyfriend's phone number because they found his dog
on the road. Oh okay, the Hadis moms. Did you
get a reward? You'd expect a reward from the Haden
Jason Hedeita Jason Anonymous joins this, Anonymous, what the most

(55:10):
famous person in your phone contacts?

Speaker 10 (55:15):
Josh Devine from his One Direction strummer?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Wow? Okay, and can we ask how you got that number?

Speaker 10 (55:25):
We're just like friends. We became friends through like social
media and stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Okay, and yeah, he just like was like, oh yeah,
I trust you.

Speaker 10 (55:33):
Here's my number. If you ever need anything.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Oh wow, okay, you you need anything like like One
Direction ticket?

Speaker 10 (55:41):
Uh, you know, I I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Well, if there's ever a tour, you know what I mean,
give it a go it Anonymous, thank you, finish up
a couple of quick text I've got right, honorable Helen
Clark in the phone number and get out Aaron Cruden
who was all black. Yeah, I sold him a car
a couple of years ago. Top blow. And it's weird.
You just be like, what are you gonna do with it? Yeah?

(56:08):
That's because if you were like real famous, would you
have a burner number that you gave to people that
were like maybe a number. Lead singer of the Drats Project.
Him and his wife Cat sat for us a few
years ago before the Drafts Project was Cat Sat, Cat Sat.
I wonder if they've got a good rating on the
cat do you? Because when I have a cat sity
you you rate them? Right? Yeah? Okay, like good patsy

(56:33):
out of five? Didn't the house down five out of five?
Cat not did five out of five. So as Lisa
Carrington's number, Oh lovely. Someone said, I've got that guy
who was the drummer in a c DC whenever it
was in the news. He lived in total where it
was always bad news. Lawn who is an absolute tool?
Cim dot com. Someone's got com dot COM's number. Someone

(56:55):
say said, Shinn and Trim is probably my most famous contact.
That's how to Shannon, right, it's our girl magician boyfriend
to recognize that number, Shannon, No, she doesn't, don't. It doesn't.
Yeah that you are you're on high.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Okay, Hi, sorry, our buttons aren't working just having buttones. No,
I searched them on my phone and I don't have
that person's number save so it could be a guy
from a club.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Or famously once a club promoter, club promoter. And then
someone's text in my boyfriend's name, so you know, did
they hire for wizardry?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah, he had.

Speaker 7 (57:38):
At a gig recently, someone came up to him said,
are you producing Shannon's boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
And I think it really got to him.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
The DNN podcast Network Clay z Ins flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Well, we got trades into a meeting, a marketing meeting.
We love meetings. Listening that we love meetings. I don't
care if listening I don't like. Well, we do love
the lovely marketing department. And they said to us, they said,
to us them ugly faces, yours up on a billboard.
They see public outcry that regardless of how much AI

(58:12):
we pumped into it, you still look like a three mangas. Yeah,
they said, we're going to get you three Mingers on
a bill board. And we said, really that big?

Speaker 5 (58:21):
And that's what the name Zidium stands for, zim Mingers.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
It's from our German ancestry, zim Mingersers. And they said,
despite all of our research things, it'll do the exact
opposite of its intentions. People will tune out in their droves,
We're going to put your ugly minger faces on a billboard.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
And then we were talking about the fact that a
lot of radio shows, you know, they've all got a slogan.
Ours was laugh out louder and maybe there's is like
come on, have a giggle, you know, join us.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
That with us. Yes, yea, eat it.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, Shara, have to work together, pretend we're friends every morning,
so there's always.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
A funny line. And they were like, well, what do
you want your line to say on the billboard under
your farm beautiful faces? This meeting is already going for
too long, so I was going to say that out loud,
but then I said, rather should we get the listeners
to come up with it? And they were like, wow,
really cares great idea, idea. So that's what we thought

(59:29):
is that rather than us try to think of a
line to put on the billboard, is that listeners, you
lovely listeners, give us a suggestion and it needs to
be a short, short sentence.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Yeah, And I think rather than you, you lovely listeners,
trying to come up with a zinger like happy mates
laughing hysterically.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
After Olivia Dean songs place for that would be a
good one that could actually be the thing that people
that talk after an Olivia Dan song universe they love exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Well, this is what we thought could be like more short,
punchy reviews of the show, and we're happy for them
to be somewhat self deprecating.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
So would we have the stars like out of five?
Would it be like a Google review that we have
five stars or four stars or three? Two? And I
think I'm all four. If you think this is a
two star show, say it and then tell us why.
For example, for example, who stars? It's the only radio
station I get in my car, perfectly great? What about

(01:00:34):
four stars? I reckon they've all slipped together. I don't
think we need to feel that flame, do we? Also
no offense? But yeah, no offense, but megas MEAs much
better than YouTube no offense? So an out of five
star rating, somebody a less than one sentence review and

(01:00:57):
your name? Okay, what the most? So I don't want
to be bullied today? Good morning minga munch? Well no,
that's just like it's kind of still got to make
people want to listen. Yeah, only better than silence. Four
out of five brilliant, It's better than silence. It's better

(01:01:18):
than silence. Love that, and then it would have the
name right underneath it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
I love that it would say like Stephanie from christ
Church Way. Somebody said three stars, they don't replay songs
as much as others. Well, I think if you check,
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I love that. Okay, well, this is what we want,
so eight hundred tals it in loving. Richard Hill's has
just messaged us. It's as good as as good as
it's going to be great. I mean rich coming from
Auckland Council, but pool, someone takes a shot. I have
got a shoot bag. We got invited on the trains yesterday.

(01:01:53):
We're going to talk about that son on the New
City Railroad. That's actually very funny from Richard. That could
go on a billboards. This is what we want. It's
always only listening for brand the news reader. Three out
of five fantastic. He'll love that he's back after his
six couple of days off. One hundred dollars at him
as a number, tick through nine six nine sex your

(01:02:15):
Darby's associated with We're putting next to Epstein Island on
a billboard. No, no, okay. A one sentence review of
the show, and how much out of five for the billboard?
The new billboards ticks? And now is it in? And
tell you what, dear listeners, you have absolutely come through
with the new marketing slogan or the reviews for the

(01:02:36):
show that are going to end up on the fletchworn
and Haley billboards electronic billboards. So I think they can
do heaps of these. I think we can do multiple
whippinize bullying disguised as professional radio. Five stars. That's so
proof proof. Not everyone needs an opinion? Four out of five?
O great? Right? Three friends to brain cells? Well yeah,

(01:03:00):
one who's got the brain cells? Are we sharing them?
Pass them around? Fletcher Babes, He's not. He can't even
hear us. He can't even comprehend what I can't. I'm sorry.
Do you say something I was reading and I simply
can't read and listen? No, no, no, nothing, my darling.
You carry on, carry on, just better than the streaming
kids in the car. Three to five good? These bid

(01:03:24):
reviews are going to be fantastic. Yeah, oh that's a
nice one. We're sitting in the alarm clock for who.
But I don't want it to be genuine. I don't
I don't want a bit to be sincere and nice.
I don't know how to process. I kind of like
shot of the eighties and my parents need complimented. Me
and I growing up now, and I've got stunted emotional ability.
I can't take compliments. Okay, but I like them, but
I don't know what to do with them. Yeah. Yeah,

(01:03:44):
it's kind of like fancy dinnerware. I like it, sure,
but I don't know what to do with it. Yeah. Yeah,
here for a good time, not a long time. Someone said, undiagnosed,
but something's up. Three stars. That is good. That is good.
I can't afford a Bluetooth adapter. Two stars. Yes, I
love that. It's a slightly self deprecating right, yeah, but

(01:04:07):
not like that Hayley would cry driving past the billboard.
Yeah yea yeah, keep me laughing like white noise. They'll
put you to sleep in seconds. Three stars. Yep, okay,
so one star. They're always on bloody holiday. I feel
like it on this sea, and I'll give you I'll
tell you why. It just doesn't feel like it on

(01:04:27):
the sea. Yeah, no idea. Yep, that's not bad. That's
a good, that's a good one. Long time listen the
first time reviewer five stars. Somebody takes them one point
five stars, like like Barnette without the abs and deep
blue eyes. Look, okay, we've let ourselves go a little bit.

(01:04:48):
Last year I might have had something visible in the
ab department, and this year is just back to being
a fat Harry Pooker. But sorry, I think it makes
us charming worn. Maybe that could be fat Harry Pooker's
had Harry pockets three point three of them, three of them,
three fat hairy pockets. Oh pig. Millennial cringe. I get

(01:05:12):
that at home. I don't need to sit on a billboard.
Not me, no way, not me texting nine sex sex
not me, don't please, don't text it, tell the truth
because she won't wait. The millennial cringe is not me,
nick mine, nick Man, not me. Yeah. The only station,
the only show brave enough to talk about goat tits? Yeah,

(01:05:34):
what we did? You catch the podcast there on iHeart
Radio If you missed what was described to me as
a missage on insagrammers some of the most disturbing things
you've ever talked about. Yeah, I had no idea that
were that big, honest passion. What happened to Polly and Grant.
Literally twelve years today. It is twelve years today since

(01:05:55):
it was announced the year that we were doing Z
Yeah for Zi Mingeringer's Breakfast. Is that what they look like? Five? Yes,
that's a good one, said, okay with you, Hayley. Yeah,
I'll take it. I'm a makeup moment, I am on
the spectrum and on the air waves. I don't know,

(01:06:18):
I still do that. I reckon they'll do that one
spot on though. Yeah, great, there's a great there's a
lot to work with their Yeah well okay, well maybe
after the show will whittle them down to like the
top favorite could be worse two stars literally could only
just be worse if it's only getting two stars. Yeah,

(01:06:38):
I like that one. Maybe we'll put four stars so
it could be worse. Yeah, what's our billboard? We want
our faces for radio, not the voices. O beautiful, okay, poetic,
but also quite like very backhand. I genuinely thought we
were quite hot apparently, so well, I went all those

(01:07:02):
down to the favorites, and let you know what, we've
come down to, moments of insight amongst an abundance of drivel.
Two stars, that is spot that's so good. I love that.
I love that. Okay, thank you so much for your
sagestions for the Billboard marketing. We'll get those down to
the final few and I guess what vote on our
favorites maybe or something like that, or run through them.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
The ZM podcast Needwork Play z m's Flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Fact of the Day, Day day, day, day, do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Do do do do do do do do do do.
It's all Stuart Island facts all week here at Fact
of the Day, and today I want to talk about
the names of Stuart Island because you might be like, way,
We've got North Island, South Island, Stewart Island. M Stuart's
out there doing it. Why isn't that the South Island.
That's what some southeast some people on Stuart Island referred

(01:08:03):
to the South Island as New Zealand. Oh okay, And
I laughed, and I thought the Independent Republic of Rocky
Ura would actually be a rare little name, could be
a good little tourism campaign. To get that under my
hat until they invite my back. They only get one
Instagram post per time, you know, right, all right, it's
gone by a bunch of different names. The oldest known
name is the Maulti name Tippunga Alti waka a Mawi,

(01:08:26):
which means the anchor stone of Maui's canoe. Because if
you're familiar with the legend, the South Island was Maui's canoe.
They fished up the North Island, yes, and they had
to anchor it to something, and it was the mooring
point Stuart Island, and that was the mooring point of
Always Kill. It was like the So it was the original.
But if you look at like the scale of things,

(01:08:47):
the walker being the entire South Island, that would have
been an under undersized under might have been deep. No,
I'm saying the North Island was undersized. He should have
thrown it back. I mean they pulled up a fishes
because their canoe.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Yeah, if you were on a boat fletch and you
pulled up a boat sized.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Even if you're on a dinghy, yeah, science fish is
it too bag? You're just saying it's too big. It
might be too big or hey, are you getting at time?
But then you see some people wheeling those marlins. It
takes them hours, yeah, hours and hours, and it's actually
a really cool sculpture. If you go to Bluff we
get the sign. The picture with the sign is a
sculpture of a chain going into the ocean, and then
over on Stuart Island there's a chain coming out of

(01:09:26):
the ocean. Oh that's cool and it's really cool. And
the chain on Stuart Island is rusty to imply that
it's been put through the water. Right, one that's to
the bottom of the South Island at Bluff isn't as
rusty because it hasn't been through the salt water to
be tied to the a. So there you go. And
the other name at Rakiura is the Maori one that
we're currently using a glowing skies referring to the Aurora

(01:09:48):
australis Yeah, and the famous sunsets down there. Mattanui the
Big Island is another alternative multi name that has largely
fallen out of use. Here's what I'm glad we they
use New Leinster, the name given an eighteen forty one
when it was established as one of three provinces of
New Zealand. It was only ever on paper and abolished
after a few years. New Leinston, New Munster and New Ulster.

(01:10:12):
Oh no, imagine that was those were the names of
ournand I know Monster, Yeah, catching the ferry to New Monster.
Yeah lucky our country is not called New Zealander. Knew
at the front. You always forget that they were just
rocking around. You know, it's like on TV now everything's
a remake, you know, everything's a reboot. That's what they're
doing with names. Back in the seventeen hundreds, that just

(01:10:32):
the Riso ranges new on the front of it, color
nas So who was William Stewart. Well, he was a
Scottish sealer and that's who you know. He's got the
name right banged on the front of the island. He
was the first officer on the Pegasus and this Pegasus
bade own there as well. So it's named after the boat.
But when James cook first put it on a map,
he thought it was he thought it was joined and

(01:10:53):
Banks Peninsula was an island, and this was the guy.
Have you seen Matt's Yeah one, google maps, Google maps. Yeah, hello,
check your phone, James.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
Cook Man, literally google it, you dumber.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Also, I think a very interesting thing is a lot
of places in Stuart Island were named after people that
never even went. It was that thing where you were
trying to impress a politician somewhere else because you wanted
to advance your career somewhere down the line, like are
the Patterson Inlet which is this beautiful massive inlet slash
harbor situation. The dude never even went there was a
Lieutenant Government of New South Wales, never stepped foot there

(01:11:30):
after him. Something after you. Brown noses. Yeah, brown nose
doesn't work these days. So today's back to the day
is while we go by raki Ira, Stuart Island now
stud Islands had a few names. Fact of the day,
Day Day Day day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Do plays it ends flesh Haley if you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Were listening around this time yesterday, we surprised worn with
an announcement and the fact that we were after the
show going to go on a tour of the City
Railroad the brand new line, the new line that is
going to open sometime later this year and underground Auckland.
And I tell you what we did. We did and

(01:12:22):
it was amazing. So we stopped at the two brand
new stations and one reminded me of new brand new stations.
Yeah yeah, Mount Eden station was there, but they've redone it. Yeah,
but the two ones they did the underground stuff. Oh
my god, they were incredible. I've never never mentioned New York,

(01:12:43):
but one of them reminded me of New York subways
from the movies, and one reminded me of the Tube.
We'll see. Yeah, some people were saying I had so
many comments because I put up some stories of the
two new underground stations, and so many people message saying
what this looks like something over seas? I was like,
it does?

Speaker 7 (01:13:01):
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Well, Claire. Also, the second most commented thing was how
long until this gets tagged?

Speaker 9 (01:13:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
The first day we hope not. I tell you, it
was incredible. So we jumped on at Henderson. Yep, we did,
and we went all the way through to Watamata Bridemart
station and it was great. It was great, incredible, it
was fantastic. It was like when we've penned in to
the tunnel and then we're in a tunnel and they're like,
we're forty three meters underground, and I was like that,
but like, because the trains are sharp. For the next

(01:13:32):
couple of days are doing full testing of the next year.
You got told off. We we only got forty five
to fifty seconds on the platform. So like it was
the same amount of time that they'd stopped to pick
up passengers and then just got they were running timed tests. Yeah,
so we literally had to get off and we only
got that much time at the New State. I could
have stayed. Our was just walking around long. Yeah. It
was so beautiful. It had that new concrete smell, which

(01:13:54):
isn't a sinted candle you're gonna find anywhere, but it's
not the latest decoria. Yeah that you Yeah, concrete. My
favorite one was probably coming a half peg station, the
most underground, and it was beautiful. It's pretty fun. There's
a video if you m of Vaughan's helmet cam. Yeah,

(01:14:16):
and it will be a video sometime today, I believe,
of the actual stations and the and the tour that
we got. But yeah, very cool. So thank you for
hosting US Talk and Transport. Yeah, looking forward to that
gets handed over to eight and I think June sometime,
and then later this year it'll be open and they're
going to do open days as well at the station,
so you can have a nosey at some stage if

(01:14:36):
you don't, no, you don't want to.

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
ZM podcast needwork play z m's Flesh Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
We want to know from you right now, how did
your parents trick you? How did they lie to you?
What the little things that they did that were dishonest.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Let's see the famous one that parents would tell their
kids about, the mister whippy The sirens means an ice cream. Yeah,
the sirens. And he's letting you know that unfortunate he's
run out of ice yeah. Yeah. And then just hope
the kids don't see him selling ice cream, and if
he stops, he's just telling people he doesn't have ice cream.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
I don't have any ice creams. I'm mister Whippee. Of course,
that's the kind of thing I want to know right now. Okay,
because there is a mum who tricked to her son.
This is an American is a massive Dodgers fan, and
obviously like you can't just afford to go and see
the Dodgers all of the time, you can travel and
all this all this money, so she would just take
him to a local game what's it called baseball? Local

(01:15:33):
baseball game and say look, it's the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
And he was like, oh my god. She's like online like.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Baseball games near me, right, Yeah, just go to the
local park, and then because the local park, bring him
down there and be like, holy moly, my son, this
is the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
And because he's so young, he doesn't know he was.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
He's just he's elated, like he doesn't care, and like
what no harm, no.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Foul, Right, he's a good bab Pume there no harm,
no foul. That's why that was intentional. That's why I
did it. Is a sporty friends, let's get the bor
rolling chess is called through Jessica, What what was a
lie or trick that your parents played on you? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (01:16:17):
So on road trips, obviously you see a sign on
the side of the road that was watched for road slumps. Yep,
And they obviously got tired of us winging. So they
said that a slump was an animal that we had
to keep an eye out for. And it had one
side of its legs were short, one side of its
leaks were long, and it could only run around the
mountain one way. Jesus, you know, it keeps us entertained,

(01:16:40):
I'm sure until the point why I got horrifically upset there,
so it ran past its free that had to go
around the whole mountain again to find them because it
couldn't turn around in your back, and so.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
You'd be quiet looking for the road slump animal. Whereabout
was this? I'm not overly familiar with slump signs that
they watched for slumps.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
I'm assuming it's so near, like Alexandra, it's a family holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
It's a rot for sign, right, a slump, a slump
in the road.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Up and down.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's so good. And how long did you believe?
Believe that? For?

Speaker 10 (01:17:18):
Oh, for good five years.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
To figure it out, and it would have keep you
quiet in the car for those times too. That's so good.
Thank you, Jessica, keep your tis coming at nine six
nine sex Waite hundred dollars at em as a number.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
How your parents tripped you when you were young because
one mom, their little son wanted to go to the
Dodgers all the time, and she can't afford that, so
she just went to a local a local baseball game,
and he was happy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
Well, she's certainly not the only one lying for the children.
My auntie told my cousin James that who's a very
very good boy, he'd be allowed to have his tonsils
out reverse psychology, and then he's one day the doctor's like,
you've got to go to hospital get the tonsils out.
He's like, yes, yeah, oh my good boy. When my

(01:18:07):
sister would misbehave, my dad would trick her by putting
her in the boot of the car it's got to
happen in the eighties and taking her to the Naughty
Girls School. He would pretended to make a phone called
and missus Hannigan to check the space for and then
drive her to an abandoned house slash church and pretend
it was the Naughty Girls School to teach her a Lissa,
and it would look haunted and like you wouldn't want

(01:18:28):
to go in there. Oh my god, that love, that love.
A bit of psychological talture there. Yeah, Lisa, what did
your parents do to trick or lie to you? When
I was a cud I grapher farm and we used
to have spring lamb for dinner, Yeah, we're spring lamb
was got it was wild farm. So because it tasted

(01:18:49):
different to lamb, You're like, this tastes different, and I'm like,
because it's yes, spring lam.

Speaker 10 (01:18:53):
All right, okay, very late, very late.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
I thought you might have had a problem with eating
the lambs, but you didn't have a problem at all
eating the lambs.

Speaker 10 (01:19:01):
No, I know, probably eating the lamb just because the
children eat the game.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Yeah, yeah, right, It would be weird for a kid
to eat it. To think about eating a goat, wouldn't
it weird? We happily eat a cute little lamb, but
it's just a mankey goat. You don't want to eat
the mankey wildfareal goat. Thank you, Lisa. A friend of
ours takes your kids to time Zone and lets them
run around and tap the empty cards on the machine

(01:19:26):
in it, and they like, yeah, you're playing that game
so well, but they're just sitting on the machine watching
the screen. Basically. I once floated with a guy who
didn't let the girl flatmates mow the lawns. It was
very weird about it. Eventually a minute. It was because
his mum had taught him that the pressure in the
angle of using the lawnmar was very bad for ladies'
internal organs there. So his mum was like, my mother lawns,

(01:19:50):
and he's like, my mother lawns.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
She's like, yeah, pressures my lady beds.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
And he's like, I don't want to talk about you, lady,
about my lady's God, my mom used to tell me
that the onion and a McDonald's cheeseburg was actually just
big rice. Because I said I didn't like onion. I
had to admit it. But I was in my late
teens when I found out how that was actually onion.
That's good because it is. They do chomp it. Finally

(01:20:19):
it's a it's a dist onion, so good. Okay, keep
them coming in nine six nine six, eight hundred dollars.
And in the lies and tricks that your parents played
on you, we were talking about the lies that your
parents told you, maybe to get you on board or something,
or maybe to get you to do something, or just
get your back, just to shut up. Really, just shut
up here, shut you up. There's a few rippers here
about telling kids how you know they're lying.

Speaker 9 (01:20:41):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
One of them is that their eyes changed color. So
when your kids started lying, that shut their eyes so
you can see their eyes changing color, and that's telling
you that they were lying. Somebody else said, I told
my kids that when they were lying, I could tell
by looking at their tongue because it looked different. And
so you have to start this really young and obviously,
and it's obvious that they're lying and think it's less obvious.
They hide your tongue and are talking genius. My dad

(01:21:08):
told me that the word condole was short for condominium
because I started asking questions too young and needn't want
to deal with it. It's condominium A minute's a big
building in Wellington. I got into a fist fight at
school or some kid who was calling my dad a liar,
and I was defending his honor. He was pretty embarrassed.
We need to come into the principal's office to explain
why I was, in my own mind telling the truth,

(01:21:31):
not where that story was going. Vorn, do you line
to the girls or have you been known to Nah?
Not really him. I don't think so. I don't think
there's been many tricks. Okay, I didn't think so. Oh
some of these sounded great parenting hacks, though. When I
was coaching under teens football, I'd tell the kids that
had two minutes left in the game when there was
ten minutes left, so they play so hard thinking the

(01:21:53):
whistle was going to go any minute, and then that's
a how long to go now? And if there's five minutes,
I'd say this is a minute to go. Worked every time.
The kids were absolutely buggered by the end of the game,
but we won the league. Because the kids were running
around them, they had limited time. Yeah, they're also probably
screwed for time management for the rest of their lives. Yeah. Yeah,
constantly early to things. When I was younger, we were

(01:22:13):
told we were going to Lego Land, but on the
day my granddad didn't want to go to Lego Land,
and we went sight seeing at a castle and stead.
My parents told us that the castle was actually Lego Land,
and we were very excited. For years, I told my
friends I'd been to Lego Land and it was weird
because Lego Land actually had no Lego at all. I
only found this out a few years ago, and I
was always confused by Lego Land had no Lego. There's
been a few of those ticks where people have found

(01:22:34):
out later an adult, and it's so funny later. Yeah,
so good. My dad asked me if I wanted BK
for dinner as a treat. I said, Hicky. We went
and got BK and then over dinner he told me
mum and dad were separating. At least you got a
whopper though, or a BKA chicken with cheese. My brother

(01:22:55):
had car sickness, and instead of always buying castack pills
that just my parents would just get tic tacks and
bought them in the same medicine bottle work a treat
psychological Yeah, okay. My dad pretended he didn't understand or
speak English when I was born until about seven years old.
What my brother is six years older than me, So
the trip didn't work because he wanted to us to

(01:23:16):
be fluent in his native language, and so he pretended
he couldn't speak English, right, that's why they were doing it. Yeah, yeah,
but you do that for a little bit, not seven years.
Seven years, just speak both right, Yeah, okay, weird. When
I was a kid, we went to visit my grandparents
on the West Coast. My parents told us kids that
we were having West Coast ham for dinner. Many many,

(01:23:38):
many years later we were told he was actually cowtungue,
but where they knew we wouldn't need it. Now, someone,
I tell you what I did d them last year.
They were so I'll make it. You'll love it. I've
tried it, remember as we had it before. It's young
ants my friends. Mum used to tell her that the
pet lambs were going to live their life out at
the neighbors and the neighbor's name was mister Abbott. So

(01:24:01):
they'd be like, have they gone to Abatwires House? Yeah
they have. They have so happy there. We always told
her anytime weved past the park and she'd be like,
please come go to the parker, but oh know that
one's clos it's got shipped all over it. Ship And
they just grew up thinking every playground had shipped on
the slash. Shit. Yeah, pooping these playgrounds. I told my

(01:24:22):
kids that when they when you break a promise, a
fairy dies. Oh so my five year old daughter always
says yes, but I don't promise I will. So she's
sang yes, but she doesn't want to kill a bear.
That's funny. It's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
The z M podcast Needwork plays ms flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Now just a quick update before we get to our
quicker little pole this morning. This time yesterday, we spoke
about the fact that I was eagerly and excitedly awaiting
for the delivery of my sang Sung fridge, one of
those ones, a nice maker. Yeah, I've never had one
of those. I know, I know it's nice or you know,
I've seen Vaughns and I'm like, now I want to

(01:25:04):
can you imagine? Can you imagine the parties before we
go to a concert, we're going to have ice and
was bringing it ice to yours and smashing them off.
You'll get through it pretty quick though, if everybody's going, yeah, well,
we can always pop downstairs for somebody. So sight and
then I mentioned it didn't fit in the front door,
and then you were like the door jam off the door,

(01:25:25):
and people were messaging. We did have Todd's Todd's message
and Todd the builder, he said, don't take the door
jam things off because you're run into problems. And I said,
what does he know? And he said he's actually a builder.
And I said, well all of it todd message and
saying what's an update. Well, i'll tell you what the update.
The builder took the door off the hinges. Yeah, and

(01:25:46):
it fit just like okay. And I didn't even have
to spit on it. Didn't even know we had millimeters
to spare, but we got it in. I heard from
some builders and they said, she's tight. I'm an official
master builder, a registered Master builder. Ye spit on it.
I don't spit on the on the brand new fridge,

(01:26:06):
but it's inside. So the updated is the fridge is
inside and will probably never leave the apartment. Great, no, no, no,
it will just be sold as a chattel going forward. Yes,
quirky little pole today is would you be annoyed if
a cafe served you the end piece of bread? So
you're getting some some toast with some eggs on it
or some avocado business, and you get the butt of

(01:26:29):
you get the butt of the whether this is a
silly little pole? A while ago? Didn't we we did?
Do you eat the ends of the loaf? What do
you do it? And most people don't?

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
You leave them in the bag and then you thumb
under them the whole time getting the good slices.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
And then Dad's like, and then he eats them? Will
you just check it outside for three years to the birds? Well,
a woman has gone viral because she posted TikTok of
her avocado on toasted a cafe scraped off the avocado
and egg because she realized that she'd been given the
butt the butt of the loaf, and she's like, would

(01:27:04):
you be upset at a cafe if you were given
the butt of a loaf of bread? And most people
are like, yes, yeah, so we are in a crooky
little pole. And eighty eight percent of people said yes,
they'd be annoyed if the cafe served them the nd
piece of bread. Twelve percent no, yes, see the same
avocado she's got like poached eggs avocado. I think there's

(01:27:28):
enough like mush to your soften l little but yeah,
you still would, Stevie says, as a lifelong cafe worker,
usually those pieces of bree get yeated into a younger
staff member's head or put a sign, frozen and eventually
used for bread crumbs. When you have enough of them
to make a decent batch of bread crumbs. Well that's
a good idea. It's a great ideah. Okay, Jen said, listen,

(01:27:50):
I bought a thing of bread from the bakery. Oh beautiful.
They took off the ends before bagging. No, they just
flipped them around. What do you mean there? So they
sliced the bread at the bay and then flip them
around so it looked like okay, yeah, unless you food
is food as antio basically live on coffees, apple peel
and bree crusts. A cafe you're paying for a cafe,

(01:28:14):
you're paying for it. Yeah, exactly, I need them at home,
but I was at a cafe fair because you know,
the other thing at cafes that annoys me is when
you get the in slice. Let you get a delicious slice,
like it's got the icing on it, but it's got
the inn crust. No, I like sometimes you get a
bit of icing spillover. Maybe it's even be nice and chew. Yeah,
there's a chewy bit.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
On the I don't like it when you go to
a cafe and scrambled eggs and sometimes they give you
one piece of toast and sometimes they give you two.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Now, where is the consistency here? Well, do you want
one or two? I want two or sometimes I'm happy
with one, you know, but I've paid the same anyway,
that is any but a bree can get in the
burn apart from it if it's an end of the
banana bread slice, theory bit of a crunch there. Yeah, yeah,

(01:29:02):
I love the butt. This is randon. Okay, we are
talking about bread bread, we talk about the bread. I'd
be I'd be so annoyed as I'm gluten free and
they already charged me extra for a crumbly piece of
piece of gluten free bread. The gluten free bread butt
is so hard and yeah would be yuck. I mean,
gluten free bread. You have to eat it, don't you,

(01:29:23):
because you're gluten and tolerant. But it's the worst. Mary, Yeah,
you kind of real the vocals ones.

Speaker 9 (01:29:30):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
You could have a hash brown if I was running
a cafe and the gluten free toast would just be
a big fat hash brown. Yeah, yum, there no flower.
I'd say shots fired towards the cafe industry there. If
you're going to use the in bits of the life, yeah,
don't just respect us like, yeah, it is very disrespectful.
Does that?

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
M podcast Needwork plays.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
A journalist, an investigative journalist. This guy's working his chasing
stories and everything's burning candles at both ends. A few
years ago, decided to chuck it on and go and
work on his family's farm in Ireland, and he's returned
to journalism to write an article on how everybody should
do this, just go move to a farm. I don't

(01:30:15):
know how to do a lot of things like this
looks very hard. I'm learning. It's constantly learning, constantly changing.
Yesterday when it was raining and I had to go
inside and saught a few things, and you know, I
was like, oh, this is yuck and it's wit. But
I was just like, what's my alternative? Yeah, but you're
just making your life harder. I know. But it's like
challenge to a townhouse and to watch on Netflix? What

(01:30:41):
so I share a war with a neighbor. I mean,
up to all sorts. It's a good goss you can listen. Yeah,
it's all good. Lots of people do I do. Yeah, no, totally.
And that if that tips your box, if that floats
you by right. But he's saying that he what I
guess was stressed out and everything else a step back
and he's just saying, you know, it's if you're not

(01:31:04):
happy where you are, you find with your happiness and
it's brought him a lot of joy, brought him a
lot of joy and a lot of happiness. Literally, we
live for joy. Life is about joy. Should be filled
a bit more joy. And you can't get a bit
down on your job, can you can't? You you're kind
of it's it's the chain to it. You get there
for those hours and you need it and you do
need it. Unfortunately, yeah, you do need Well. I know

(01:31:26):
people that have like jobs that you would say are
very cool. You'd be, oh my god, cool job, but
they sometimes they don't like it, And I'm like, why
don't you like it? Like you've got the job they
every one to love. It's still works. It's still works,
isn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Rather just be on a beach in Italy with an
apparol spread if we're being honest with ourselves any given moment.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
So find the joy. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
We could take some calls on today what brings you joy?
Joy at work? Those little moments and you might forget
sometimes because you just it's just the job and it's
maybe got you down, and maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
Someone just says one little thing and it reminds you
what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
It forward because I humans were geared to focus on
the negative because we see it as a threat and
we've got to be prepared for threats, and sometimes you
forget the happy parts. Like I feel like, if you're
a nurse, it would be like quite a bit of heart.
It would be extremely hard and very challenging, but there
would be those moments where maybe you save someone's life
or something, yes, and you're just like or maybe you're
a cleaner.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
And you know when you were a kid and you'd
clean your bedroom and then you'd clean it, and then
you'd walk away and you'd look back and be like, hell.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Yeah, I reckon like people that do building and stuff,
and you'd always harsh to You'd always drive past me.
I built that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Yeah, was a house painter, and you'd drive past until
right into his eighties painted.

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
There, painted that. Yeah, and you've got that sense of
joy because you accomplished something. You see it. We're already
getting messages in Okay, I'm a residential cleaner. I love
that I'm taking the mental load away by dealing with
one of the most stressful things in a busy household
and creating time that can be used in other ways
to those people, such as you know, spending time with
fan rather than sp love that. I love my hourly

(01:33:03):
clients too. They have done their time running their house.
Now let me take care of your house and you
can relax and enjoy. Yeah. That's and it's important. A
job that brings you some meaning and joy. Yeah, Yeah,
it gives you a perl Mont, so I said. I
met the person who answers the phone when people call
in to say they have one big lot of Okay,
that would be a joyful job, but you'd asked them

(01:33:24):
for a minute, but that'd be like just relax, just relax.
Now you just got to take my twenty five thousand
dollars fee, and that's why you wouldn't last a week
in that job. I wait, one hundred dollars. And this
is a question we want to ask you this morning.
Text nine six nine sex. What brings you joy at work?
What brings you joy at your job? Those little moments.

(01:33:47):
If you can't find it, start looking for one that will.
I well, but sometimes I'm so sure that aren't you.
That's coind and then you might find people might just
do their job, but then they might find joy in
other parts of the Yeah, if you got a job
that is, you know, set hours, you can you know,
walk away from it and it doesn't invade your other parts.
So maybe that works for you. Yeah, yeah, totally, Okay,
some calls through gen what's the moment in your job

(01:34:08):
that brings you joy?

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
So I work in an I place and yeah, and
obviously I just love helping a sect that I can
help people see.

Speaker 9 (01:34:19):
But it's more, I should say more.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
I love helping everybody but the children that come in.

Speaker 8 (01:34:25):
And I've got something called myopia, and.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
You there's a special lens that you can use for.

Speaker 10 (01:34:33):
Myopia and it slows down the growth.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Of the eyeball, which is sort of what the myopia does.

Speaker 8 (01:34:38):
Not great, okay, yeah, so yeah, I just I just
love knowing that you can.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
Help reduce the growth of the eyeball for children so
cause less problems later.

Speaker 8 (01:34:47):
In life, well them, which is lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Yeah. I do a bit of five brigade volunteering on
the side. So you're a good human gen you're a
good human being.

Speaker 7 (01:35:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:35:01):
I've just started this job in the I Center and
I absolutely rate it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
I love it so much. Have you have you had
a kid come in and they haven't been able to
sit because didn't your daughter got glasses and stars? It
mean yeah, yeah, she didn't think that's what stars look like.
And then she would see the stars, got the glasses.
She's like, whoa because that happened gradually. Don't know how
bad her eyes were and then she got glasses and
it's a game changer. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:35:24):
No, We've had a few kids and I'm definitely so
cute and happy when they.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
Get their glass.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
Did you get anyone like me who I wanted glasses,
so I lied, but I did such a bad performance.

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Of it that that thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:35:36):
Yeah, I wouldn't they adult through that?

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
No kids, as I was a kid. Hailey did it
when she was thirty one.

Speaker 10 (01:35:48):
That's my age.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Now, maybe I should do that bit of a team
to glasses.

Speaker 9 (01:35:53):
But no.

Speaker 8 (01:35:54):
Kids do come in and want glasses because it's the
cool thing, and then they don't need them.

Speaker 10 (01:35:58):
They're like, they want glasses.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Oh my god, I got glasses and as a kid,
it wasn't a cool thing. Yeah, whereas now in a
stage turned it around for me. Jin, Thank you so much,
your kind human Susan. What brings you joy in your job?
My joy sounds shallow compared to gym is good joy?

(01:36:20):
It's office? Oh okay, what we got? We get?

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
We get a drink, we're gont drinks, fridge.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Okay, sort of juice coat.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Okay, sparky spy lights, chocolate fish, smash meadows. Oh my gods, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Bring me joy at my job. Wait, and this is
not an vending machine that you have to pay for.
It's free, no, no, all free. Wow. That would bring
me a lot of joy. Bring me a lot of
joy and cag Susan thank you so much messages in
I'm a vehiculous so I get to see and drive
all different sorts of cars, stock or modified. And also

(01:37:05):
outside of that, I'm a volunteer firefighter. A few people
have seen them. A firefighters them a bit of joy. Yeah,
that's beautiful. Please give them some new fire trucks. Yeah,
and pay them all this because they put it. They
put out fires. I don't know if you know this.
Fires aren't great all the time. I don't want to
put out fires. I want them to do it for
when they get out of control, they can destroy things.
I'm a teacher and what brings me joys getting notes

(01:37:27):
from me that the children or the parents that just
say thank you. And also when a child remembers you
many years later when they've had one million other teachers
that some more money too, while we're I reckon, we
get them a bit more money. Happy to do that.
I work for an ambulance service. Hard work, but seeing
my staff genuinely saving lives and making a difference is awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Hearing a baby on the cry on the phone when
they have when they haven't made it to the hospital
and given birth the ambulance. That's pretty specially as wo
wow wow. I manage a bowling Allen arcade incredibly stressful,
managing a team of fifty eighteen to a sixteen to
eighteen year olds. Yeah, and the machine, the ball gets
jammed in. The machine always gets jammed and that shoot
doesn't it at the bowl around there. But getting to

(01:38:07):
see families making memories and the smiles on kids' faces
as they celebrate birthdays and stuff makes it worse than
all that's nice. I'm a nurse at a rural GP practice.
I love knowing our patients and their families and seeing
things improve will being their support person a hard time.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Oh you know all the local guys say, yeah, it's
these people are like I get a lot of joy
from what we do. But these people are so much better.

Speaker 3 (01:38:27):
Than Southwa stuff. I'm about to start work as a
Starship classroom teacher. Oh see, I'm super excited to be
able to make the day of different kids who are there.
I hope they all get better though, because I'm a
bit crier because a lot of them are going through
like a bit of how aren't they the kidsez I
work on a large dairy farm near myth and spinning
it right down in the country surrounded by my mountains

(01:38:48):
is what I call being truly love that nurse. Very
tough job at times, but I love seeing a patient
walk again. Yeah, that tough day when you have to
go run to Varns and put down one of us checks. Yeah,
I've just done doing that myself because that was quite expensive.
I know it was. Once it was quite expensive. I
was like, oh, I reckon, I can do that myself. Fridays.

(01:39:12):
It brings your joy at the end of the way.
I love a Friday. Filled up my car the other day.
It's a work cart, so he used the work card.
That bought me a bit of joy. Yeah, bit that
would Yeah. I work a lot of with a lot
of as well. Had a twenty three million dollar caller
call up and I got to be the answer that
the phone. It was probably the happiest phone call of
my life. Especially if you knew that they like really dessert,

(01:39:34):
like not one of those lot of winners it's already won,
or it was in a mansion already like they actually
really needed the money. Would be that would be life changing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
free coffee. It's bloody, really really good coffee. Yeah right,
not the brown ship that comes out of our machine.
I've been actually, I've been actually having a couple of

(01:39:55):
machine that's not too bad. Upbraided the machine. I wouldn't
push the milk button. No, the milk. How does that
sitting in the use the milk button on a machine?
I used the milk. No, never use the milk. But
black coffee and add milk. That's what you do. Because
remember the maggots I did five seven years ago. We
had maggots. Then there was weavils in the model. Yeah,

(01:40:19):
what are you just sharing our if you want a
mega Chino? What do you want to Chino?

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Weave last last plays that ends flesh for and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
You know me, I could literally talk. I could talk
the ear off a brick wall. I love to talk
a talk for a living. And then when I do it,
I'm done talking with you guys. I go and talk
to a room full of strangers and try to make
it funnier.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Yeah, that's all I do.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
But a lot of people don't like talking, particularly small talk, right,
and people try to avoid it as much as pobul
I'm just going to try to get away, slip away
from conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
I think if I do try to avoid it, it's
just because it's awkward. It's just inane and it's a bit.
Need to talk about the weather again with someone here,
it's it's got wet, cold, now it's hot. Yeah, it's
like how many times you do this?

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
There is benefit from small talk, according to nine experiments
done in this huge study two thousand participants. They all
took but nine experiments about small talk and how it
actually improved their day or improved the code. So they
were given many topics to talk about, things that they

(01:41:30):
were passionate about, like classically boring topics like chalk.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
You know what I mean, tell me more about chalk
that's fascinating, Like chalk that you'd use as a kid
to draw on the Yeah, sure, any boring kind of
thing is chalk still chalk? I reckon, we got a
synthetic chalk we could have a good conversation about. We
can have a great chat.

Speaker 4 (01:41:52):
And it turns out it didn't matter if the topic
was boring or exciting, or if the people talking were
strangers or friends, And it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Who chose the topic.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
Every time, and brought joy to them, It improved their day,
it improved their mood, and by the end of the
small talk they were in a bit of head space.
So and even if it was in a name topic
like chalk, they still felt a meaningful moment from that
engagement with a stranger.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Right, because you're having a human interaction in some human
connection being presented. Yeh.

Speaker 5 (01:42:24):
It's all about being present and so you're moving in
the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Right. So the moral of this study would be, even
if you don't want to make small talk but you
don't find it useful, you should Should we do it?
Chalk today is really the pure, naturally mind calcium carbonate
found in the White Cliffs of Dover, and now it's
more a synthetic alternative or more processed material depending on
its use. It's chalk synthetic. I would have thought it

(01:42:47):
would still dust rock blackboard. Chalk was actually dehydrated gypsum. Now,
if you know anything about gypsum, it's what board is
made of and also what you put in your garden.
If you want to break up the clay, it naturally
breaks up the clay. I've been hating big sheets of
gem in my garden and it's it's actually squashing the plants.

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
Why you want to put it under some smaller, smaller
bits just before you go on about chalk form, because
I am enthralled and this is improving my mood. Tips
from researchers on how to just get in with the
small talk. I'm don't avoid it anymore. Okay, just start,
don't worry about being boring, Just go for it. Just

(01:43:26):
start talking, ask opening the questions in the middle of
your small engagement. Engagement and find any kind of shared experience,
no matter how small. So worn if you were to
continue talking about chalk, fletch came in just then, very naturally.
I've got some chipboard and I've been putting that into
the know in the natural.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
Garden where that brought me. I said, you don't want
to do it that way, And now we're talking. We're talking.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
We've had a nice engagement, and our lives are enriched
by this nice being present in the moment with with
with another.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
The chalk stories, I think I'm done with a man's
teacher who refused to move to a whiteboard. He kept
using a chalkboard and it had chalk on his spocket,
and then it it's under his nose and he'd get
a little white Hitler mustache. Oh that's pretty funny. Also,
like just move with the times day and.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
Did not want to do you know what. I love
his chalk art. You know when you see those artists
that amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
And you think it's a big hole in the footpath,
but it's not. They've just drawn. It's so much time
into it and then a shower of rain comes through. Gone. Yes,
so much fun with you. Embrace the small talks it. Oh,
I'm busting for a weez after that podcast, I'll tell
you you are allowed to listen to it. There's no

(01:44:39):
rules when we were allowed to listen to it, just
says here, I'm busting for a week. I read it, Okay,
I read it. Give us a review. Plays ms Fletchborn
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