Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 16th April 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zenian Podcast Network. This is for the Fleo
has Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Thank you, Susy. Good morning, Fletched Morn and Hailey. Happy Thursday.
So Hailey broadcasting from the Melbourne Studio again this morning
at their Melbourne Comedy Festival.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yes, oh my god, I'm having such I'm having a
really lovely week. Actually, some lovely audiences coming in. Good times.
I am a little bit poorly this morning though, a
little bit sickle, like hay fever or something.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
There was a moment before when Hailey reached for the
David Seymour sudo Epdreams and maybe thought she'd accidentally taken
the night Time Rime Pearls.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I know, I just found them before and then I
was like, oh yeah, great, there's some pseudo here. And
then I took them and I was like, wow, wow,
which one's which one's white? But now I'm on the days.
I'm on the days.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Day The days are white? Right, yeah, the days are white? Okay? Good?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Will you take the white ones in? Be it?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
The whites are in? Thank you David Seymour or the Australian.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Equivalent Vourn's ten dollars suburb thousand dollars street. We gave
away a thousand bucks yesterday. We did thanks to the
new one roof apps. So if you want to play today,
ten dollars suburb is going to be After eight point thirty,
the top six is coming up. There is talk about
abolish in the BSA. That's the Broadcasting Standards Authority, a
government agency that make sure we don't say too many
swear words or inappropriate things on air. They look after

(01:32):
television but not podcasts. Its bizarst like you could literally
get on a podcast and you could still defame someone.
Someone could take you to court. Yeah, they have a deformation,
but there's no you can swear away. You can do
whatever you want. Yeah, because it's not broadcasting, is it, No,
it's but anyway, the government, in another austerity measure, has

(01:53):
decided we should just be able to look after ourselves.
Now that famously works famously wor what's if you said
something bad on air? Would an if and maybe a
we would decide that ourselves that ah, it was.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
All right, yes, don't put that in fletchborn in Haley's hands.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Honestly some shows, Yeah, would there be a governing body
put together by broadcasters? I think, right, So we don't
want to pay for this, you pay for it. Basically
under the top six words. I'm looking forward to saying
when the BSA goes Oh no, it's not gone yet,
born No, I know, but Kay to strike here next

(02:36):
on the show. I believe Hailey, there's a sausage, a
type of sausage that is back in vogue. Yes.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Now, last night during my show in front of a
live studio audience, it was made news to me the
return of a particular sausage dish.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I want to discuss.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
This, Fletchborne and Haley, big pod.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Bonnie, if you got the text machine open, horn text
machine open and.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Ready to go, ready to go, I'm going to kick
things off a little bit early. Nine six, nine six
your stance on curried sausages, because.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
What curried sausages? Curried sausages like the Magi the Maggie pack. Okay, okay, listen, Yeah,
there was Maggie carried sausages, but there was a boom.
You could do a Bougie from scratch carried sauce as well. Yeah,
but no one did.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
It was Madge's Magi or Continental.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I have seen some people cooking them on Instagram videos
and this hard to make them look anything other than slop.
So this is the thing that shookeeth me yesterday. So
I'm over in Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I'm doing my show and without getting into it, if
you missed it, you missed it. There is a reference
to sausages in the show, and somehow yesterday's audience informed me.
No one woman informed me that curried sausages are back,
making a huge comeback. And I just looked at it
and I said, excuse me, hon, I highly doubt it.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
And I said, let me. I actually ran a quacky
little pole in my own show yesterday. Plagiarized the show yea,
and I read that pie.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, of course it's tiny, but I ran a quickly
little pile. And I said, but with by show of hands,
who thinks that curried sausages are back?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
And I was trying to shame this woman.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
The majority of people were like, you know, they're back
in a big way and people are cooking them on
Instagram and it's a hot new recipe.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Is it because it's cheap? It's like a packet and
some sausages, and you couldn't believe it. It's the same
as cheap.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, the ones that we used to make curried sausages
out of those were cheap, pre cooked.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
If you were going to hear sausages, you don't do
your meat snob But did you wait, seriously, would you
use like a sizzler or like a Hello pre cock? No,
like a hell is pre cock back in the nineties
to meet because we had home kills, so it was
but I, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Poperty, shame may and pre.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Cooked sausages, sauce the cheapest sausage you can buy, and
a packet. That's why I think there's a resurgence because
it's cheap. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
So this woman was telling me, she was like, no, no, no,
they're back and they're delicious, and the audience will agree
that they're absolutely amazing. When then one psychopath on the
front row was like, you just get coconut cream. I'll
stop you there. She's making a curry curried sausage.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I wouldn't be mad about that. I wouldn't be mad
about a curry. What's the difference during a deviled sauce
and a curried sauce. That was I was just googling.
That's why you did. Okay, geese curry powder. I guess
dipult sausages and curry sausages are very similar, and that
both dishes typically use sausages. Du dimult sausages are made
with a tangy, mildly spicy tomato based sauce, while curriage
sausages are made with the sauce containing curry powder or

(05:49):
curry glassy. I think I'd prefer deviled.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I like a deviled sauce too, so I'm on the
magi in zid website ready in twenty five mens and
simply add sausages, onion, milk, consultanas.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I love Sultana's not there, no.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
But like a sweetness, I guess to your curried sauce sauce.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Nine six nine six. By the way, are you up
for a curried sauce? Are you up for a bad
su carry sauce is back weekly staple in our house
with the barkers. Do a curried sausage jar jars or
what you know? They love a chitney, they do a
good child, because the devil just don't if around when
now stuff they do it well, they do, okay, carried

(06:33):
sauce Mash takes no Sultana's yeah, Angel says it's Halla's
beef Precot sausages. For me, It's not that I'm against
the idea of it. I was just shocked.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I didn't realize this was kind of like a retro
recipe that had made such a comeback, and just the
whole audience was in a grance that like, yeah, that
we're there, We're carrying our sausages once more.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I'm quite excited. Use the mad no no no, no
magic sche use the Edmunds recipe for curried sauce. It's
in the Edmunds, which will be spices, I'm guessing, and curry.
That's what Patsy would have used. Simon recently put a
video on his Facebook page of his curried sauce. I
have been tempted. Why why is it back? Though? I

(07:17):
think you're right? Did you have apple and your deviled sauce?
That would be nice?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
We had?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
And what yes slice, what what ever tickles your fanny?
Fancy different kind of curried sauce?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
The fleet worn and Haley pod.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Now this comes out of the UK, United Kingdom. It
is the.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
British Association of Esthetic Plastic Surgeons.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
What an association association BAP. Wow, that is that's brilliant
and they specialized in bat they do do they favorite things?
They didn't they do that on purpose? Right, welcome to Bayos.

(08:07):
So they were revealing in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
At the end of last year, facial enhancements are the
fastest rising cosmetic surgery right over breastlifts, over tummy tucks,
over liposuction, anything like that. Right, browlifts top of the list,
up twenty seven percent, I lift surgery eight percent, Face
and necklifts, cheeks.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
And everything like that. Is that is that just because
we're getting older, the population is getting older. Yes, I mean, yes,
we are getting older.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
But the main culprit weight loss drugs like ozempic, because
people are losing weight on the the jabs so quickly,
and if you lose weight super super fast, often your
face can't keep up the elasticity in your skin. And
people are suffering from a zempic face. And you do

(08:59):
see this celibs right, You're like, yes, really like.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Your face does look like older? That kind of down,
doesn't it? It just sangs hangs off the bone bit more. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, so people are losing weight so quickly with these
drugs that they're just noticing this so zimbic faces, so
they're all then having to go and get it bloody.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
But then got Katie. I just googled a zimbic face
and Katie Perry is like the post the child of
a zimp. I wouldn't have thought she needed to be
on Ozimbic in the first place. No, but that's because
she's on a zimpaic. A lot of them, A lot
of them are on it that don't need to be
though celebrities, right, So your average person though, that does
fork ount the money for weight loss drugs, which is

(09:42):
still expensive. But they could afford those, but then you're
not going to be able to afford How much is
a face left? Oh, I mean it depends.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
It can be anything from like five thousand to fifteen thousand,
depending on how much skin you've got to light. Yeah, right,
but you just have to do a tight ponytail. Yeah,
so this was this was like it was so good.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh who shared this? Anne Hathaway.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Annie Hathaway, right, shared that she does that so she
gets these little plats, so like pulls up the side.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Did you see this?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
And she gets her like hair stylist to do these
plats real tight and tin them at the back of
her head and then style her hair over it, and
it gives her this like fake face lift to go
with her real face.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wow. And she's honest, she's honest about that.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well, no, she's honest about it, but she's not honest
about the real one. She said, But she had a
real one.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh, for shal all, she's had it. She had that
what's the one where they suck out all the fat?

Speaker 6 (10:36):
You know?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
That got real popular last year and people.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Were looking at real gaunt with the cheek bones and
the kind of mouth like.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
That, but it was the inpic face.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
The phenomena refers to sagging, aging and lackluster appearance of
the facial skin and structures due to the rapid weight
loss thanks to fat chabs.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah. Well, you wouldn't think many people when new Zella
would be on it, but they are. You hear so
many stories and you see people and I have.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
My own opinion on white moss drugs, but also, like
you do, you it's your body. You're absolutely entitled to
do it if it's if it helps your life fine,
But yeah, it's the it's the face sagging that I
think maybe it's maybe like a payoff that people.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Are happy to accept to be skinnier. Yeah, I guess
I just love food too much. I love I couldn't
imagine not being hosted lostest food. I just love sharffling
it in. I love like being so full I'm uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah,
that's living. You got to like sit down and get
that on these weight loss drugs, the ones that kill

(11:37):
the appetite, even your stone hat you it's only two spoonfuls. Yeah, now,
but I want to finish the burger and then have put.
I want someone at the restaurant when I'm making my
order to be like, I think that's enough. That happens
to us a lot. Ye, yeah, I think you guys,
that seems to be a lot of food for three people.
I was somewhere the other day.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
We was a it was a nice restaurant over here,
and we were ordering and they were We were like,
is that too much for two people? And they were
like yes, and they were honest, and I said, well,
thank you so much, and so we pulled back a
little bit, and you know what, they were right.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
It was an absurd amount of food. You just to
make the money, Yeah, I would said, I know. I
was like, you literally could have you could have taken
my money for this dish. I would have ordered it.
I would have refused to unpack your doggie bag. I said,
this place doesn't do that, and then I would have
taken away your food and eating it.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Do you know what it was?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was a Korean barbecue and it was me and
my brother and his yes Beyonce, and we ordered it.
And we ordered like two big plates, one with like
just beef and one with like a mixture of things,
and they were like just for you guys, and we
were like yeah. He was like that's too much, and
my brother actually said bring it on. And you know what,
he finished it because he is not on his EMPIC
and he's happy to be uncomfortably full.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Does that end?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Podcast Network from your local community Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
This is the Top Sex, Hi, guys, I said I
was gonna I said I was going to practice the
top sex. So I didn't. I'm so scared, broke bober.
But yeah, and then I forgot well changed and then
the music started and I was like, oh yeah, well,
changes are coming. Change. Yes, the Media and Communications Manager

(13:10):
has all but confirmed the minister Minister, what did I say?
Manager manager feels like I sometimes I has but all
but confirmed. The Broadcasting Standards Authority will be scrapped now
these this looks after television and radio broadcasting. Yes, let
the standards so you're know how to swear and say
certain words. The otherwise people can complain to the Broadcasting

(13:31):
Standards Authority and they can take action.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
And in the past Vaughan has been fined a lot
of money. No, yes, on what you're when your thoughts
on a lot of money is well, I mean the
company paid it, didn't they? Yeah, well they had to.
They approved it. So they're going to get rid of it,

(13:54):
which means we're going to be polacing ourselves. There'll be
a new like thinging place, but it'll be like run
by the broadcasters. So it's just gonna are they gonna
do anything about podcasters? And then there will be an
inclusion and there's a lot of there's a lot of
great you say, lunatics running podcasts or live streams that
think of our outside the outside the law. You can

(14:16):
say anything, well, but it means it's just going to
be open slat season on swear words. So I've got
the top six words, and I can't wait to say
when the BSA is gone. Okay, okay, and you're gonna wait,
but you're gonna say them now even though they're not gone. Ye,
why not? A little warm up, little stretch of the
Leagu's Number six on the list mother for harbor, mother, father? Wow,

(14:37):
do I need to have my sensor beat? Do you
get that finger on the rider mate? Mother? Father? No,
that didn't work, actually did it? Because generally a censor
beat goes in place of the word, not just at
the same time as yeah. Number five on the list
of the top six words, I can't wait to say
when the BSA goes spasticity. That would be when you

(14:59):
have house of a down song? Great? How how much
of a spasm as you muscle?

Speaker 7 (15:08):
Have it?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Spasticity? Yep? Not okay. Number four on the list of
the top six words, I can't wait to say when
the beer says gone, get out of here. Number four
Fags Coffee, which is one of my favorite coffee brands.
And when I see it, I buy it. Yeap, of
course you do. I am aware that yesterday on you.
Was it on ear or the day before we did
hit a pufft? Was there? Is that on the no
complaints so far? It was okay, it was during the

(15:31):
top sex signs of your cyclones. Yeah, the game he
can get away with. The guys have linked you know what,
they let me know what. I appreciate that. Yeah, I
like hearing from them. But fag's distinction, Oh what a coffee?
And they still have changed a brand name. They don't
want to because is it two g's or two as

(15:51):
g fag Number three on the list of the top
six words. I can't wait to say when the BSA
goes fuck her Papa, I love it. It's a great skipper.
I really did not what you were saying there just
down the road from fuck yeah, beautiful places you can't

(16:15):
wait to see. It's great that people listen to us.
Fucker wrong or my yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, let's
stop this now. I'm getting very uneasy. Number two and
the less of the top six words, I can't wait
to say when the BSA is gone, gone, get out
of here. Homo's sapien Yes, okay, yep, yeah, I can
call you a homo sapien. I can call her a

(16:37):
homos we are, aren't we? Yeah, listeners, Yes, that is
whenever you hear an ad for homeowners it does sound
like something. Yes, almost Homo sapien and number one of
the list of the top six words I can't wait
to say when the BSA goes country music one much

(17:00):
time when you say you know we live in this country,
so many ever stumbles yeah role moments. So many news
readers pause when they say that word sometimes and it's awkward.
It's awkward, Okay before tree, we put up a social
media video last week and it was like, what did
Fletch say to get this reaction? And luckily it was
in a pre recorded part, but Fletch just fully said it. Yes,

(17:24):
I know again podcast because Fletch had been telling off
Haley and I for mucking up the script and that
we were reading and that's why we reacted so because
he was saying to us, stop fucking around, getting done
and then he drops the sea bombs. Wasn't on air
on a a professional broadcast, And I can't wait to
play some more country music. That is today's top sex.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
The z M podcast Network play z MS Fletch, Thorn
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Fletch Thawn and Haley. Mom's just ticks back. It wasn't
her that won lotto. She doesn't use to my lotto app.
So someone in Plymouth won fourteen million dollars last night?
Can you check a lovely number? Half us six? Yeah,
check on the air. You can check on the air.
And I'm not from your Plymouth. But maybe when I
registered I made a booboo. I don't think so bo

(18:15):
do you think?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Because I didn't win, but I made Because I'm in Australia,
I couldn't get one, so I made my mum get one.
But because we didn't win, I'm probably not going to
give her a twenty four bucks.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I want nothing. Well, the syndicate lost again. It's
almost like this gambling thing isn't working out guys. It's
almost like we're losing the odds here. What is winning?
You know? Quarter? Yeah, we'll be back. I'm happy to
quit save the money. Yeah true.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Anyway, I reckon a lot of adults would find themselves
without hobbies.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Right, life gets busy and you're late.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
You've got your work and your maybe your family and
your relationship and your social life, and probably that's all
you've got time for But hobbies are very beneficial.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, we've been to stimulate the brain. Yeah, We've been
speaking a lot about making adult friends lately and helping
people connect and make adult friends, and I thinkyod way
to do it. It's a good way to do it. Yeah,
but also just something to get off your phone.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
You know, Like if your hobby is to do your
work and your whatever that needs to be done, and
then your hobby is to sit down and be on
your phone, we know to our core that is not
good for us. No, you know, you've got to get
a hobby and it doesn't have to be a hard thing.
And I think what puts people off is that you're like,
but I don't have any skills.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
You know.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Here is a list compiled by the intranet, not the Internet. Yeah,
of hobbies that you can get into that require no
prior skill.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh, okay, go go.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I will say one of these is running now as
someone who actually tried to take on running as a hobby,
as I ran twice this year and then did an
eight point five and then couldn't walk for the rest
of the week.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, I'm not going to talk about that one. Not
going to do that. Yeah, that's some You can't just
jump into that, can you.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Okay, here's a great Leston why it's great water coloring cheap,
low mess hard to.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Mess it up.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Like water pencils and draw some things and you get
your water on. It's lovely. You know Sharhi who does
out here and makeup and Ma and dear friend. She
does water colors really easy.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
She just took it on.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
It's very like soothing, calms down the mind off the phone. Okay,
pickleballs on, they're very easy.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I would love to play pickleballs. And Craig are going
to join a club. We should join this with one
out by my place. Maybe I'll them Fletch can just
be a loser. My parents are playing it on their
cruise ship. They're always about cruising in Japan at the moment.
And I said, what's on the gender today? Mum's like

(20:45):
quiet day around the ship. I think we might play
some pickleball with Ai.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Because it's so much easier than tennis. Apparently it's good
for this coordinated people than like tennis.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
And heaves squash saying it's a bit like bigger racket. Yeah,
I was watching some people play like a month or
two ago, and it was it looked also, I was like,
I want to do this. Just used to call pawd
tennis though, yeah did.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Now here's one not I reckon. None of us have
done since primary school. I mean, I don't even know
if you guys did it your primary school calligraphy.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, I was a dessile one. We couldn't afford a
heave and that kind of stuff. Calligraphy practice while you're
watching TV.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Workbooks make it easy to start, so you can actually
buy calligraphy workbox that.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
You follow and learn how to do the proper. Oh wow,
when you first heard calligraphy, I thought you meant spirograph.
You remember a spirograph. Yeah, I follow a spot. I
follow a spirographs Instagram. It's wild because I'd always slip
or a tooth would slip, or the spirograph would Because
these days, don't ever know I might bust out a
spirograph team whose spirograph?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Okay, I'm going to cut some of these outside of
crap YouTube workouts, shut up, puss off.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Puzzles start very satisfying, start to finish project, and then
you can frame it a a piece of art, you know.
So Mum and dad tried to get into puzzles. My
dad got so bort so they just it's just sitting there.
But I can't do puzzles.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, yeah, I and then I get because I think
that bit should fit and oh they've obviously made a
mistake in the way they've caught.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, your puzzles are mess FuMB them all together and
it's like, that's not the image.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Language learning, you don't need price skill, but that one's hard.
You will linger for new phrases, no fluency pressure required,
Like you're just learning some little late Maybe if you're traveling,
you're going some you could learn some local sparks.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
See barbiekiss this one you'll cross stitch. I try this.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
But it's good for fidget fidgets people you know, like
it just needs to do something with their hands. Fidget friendly,
budget friendly, beginner kits available, very cheap meditation.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Skip that digital collaging, so go on Cander.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Or Pinterest or something like that and just sort of go,
I'm going to make a collage about candles, and then
make one about candles.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I'm like a digital one. Don't actually need to do
all the arts and crafts and get the magazines. You
can do it online. I feel like if you're a shopper,
hol like though, that's going to get your shopping. Yeah. Yeah,
because you're going to make a board and be like,
well I need you, I need now. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
The final one that I will mention volunteering free, no skills,
need a genuinely rewarding So if you've got spare time
on your hands, be like, I might go down.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I've been thinking about going down.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
And have you followed those youtubes where they take out
the least popular dog for a day, like the beast
day of its life?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
What?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
So you go to the pout or whatever and you
go in and you say, hey, like, who's the dog
that like no one's looking at And you just take
them out for the day and you give them like
the beast day and you return them.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Probably I don't think they're just going to give you adopted.
You're blue ballsing this dog's free use adopted and then
you're like back in the cage, bitches.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
The psych plays it ends flesh one and Hailey, it
is so silly, silly.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Silly that silly.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Silly Today is the vibe check God Way to make
this so unco the vibe check hated that did you
hate a chick? Yeah? Vibe Jack? Do you think Lover
is dead? Vibe check? I like the vibe check. I

(24:32):
like the vibe Jack Hale. This was your idea for
a while. So it's just because we sort of this week.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I feel like we've talked about a number of things,
like Love on the Spectrum, you know, made me believe
that love was very much back.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
And you know, as a show, we very much believed
that Lover is dead.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
And there's u TUN's left, right and center, And I
thought we're such flip floppers. Why don't we do a
vibe check of the nation. It's my favorite way to
check what's real as a silly little pole.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Or do you think Lover is dead? Seven three percent
of people said no, But people just over a quarter. Okay,
just over a quarter of people. Shall we see what
they're saying? Yeah, I probably shouldn't have voted. Yes, I'm
a marriage celebrants is erin, but the good views is erin.
It keeps you in business. It keeps you in business
because the people will get would you use the same

(25:20):
marriage celebrants second time around?

Speaker 5 (25:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
My God, there's a great question. Is there a marriage
celebrant listening now that's married the same person twice? Yes,
one of the same people, yes, with nine six ninety six.
Are you a marriage celebrant that's dipped to toe twice? Yeap, basically,
surely not. You'd change it up, right, even if you
weren't superstitious, out of your embarrassment that you've got the

(25:46):
same celebrant and in your photos? Yeah? Yeah, what are
they do you wear in the same dress? Don't get
photos the second time? Just photoshop that one person to
the different great idea, Yes, I was.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I wonder reflect because I became a marriage celebrant just
for friends. So if you if it was a friend
right and you knew that they were a celebrate, you
might want to use them again.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't really want that, No, you just wouldn't. I'd
be interesting to. I'd be interested enough if that's that's
ever happened. If anyone even knows nine sex nine sex,
do let us know? Other feedback on if lovers dead,
Michael said, I hope not. My sister's getting married this weekend. Okay, okay,
Well that means myst love feels alive. Half more than
half doing and divorce just saying. Pam just wrote heated rivalry.

(26:33):
That's all she wrote. She said that that was love.
Was that last? It was love? Yeah, and a lot
of them watched that. Yeah, a lot of bangs. I
don't think it's your show and your type of chowborn
not your keywords, I'd say, nah. She said, happily married
for coming up seven years FIFO. Life helps because we
get to miss each other every other month. Yeah, okay,

(26:57):
so you recommendation and then they're out of your here
you for a month. You should only be saying that
they've been married for three and a half years, though,
if they be Catherine said, single almost ten years? Dating
answer a waste of time. I'm going to be a
crazy dog lady because no one wants to give me
a baby. I probably wouldn't open with that line give
me a baby. No one want to say you're on

(27:18):
a date. You're like, Hi, Like, what are you into?
Will I want someone to give me a baby?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, I guess so yeah up front, Well, you know,
times ticken, then maybe you've got to be upfront seat
where people are at with the baby. Natalie said, oh god,
why are you asking, this is Hailey pulled another yuwie.
Where are you currently sitting at She's in love? Love?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Well, I love.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
She's in love? What are yourmist doing it?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Hard?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Lord? Shut around the moon? What else to we have
to say? Listen to it? It's I just want to
let you sit in there for a bit. Apparently it's
not dead. With all the soft launches happenings, is bit
which wins yours? No? Never you bring I didn't even
have a launching pad. You don't even have a launching No.

(28:10):
I dismantled mine smile you showed us exited the space race.
Not even if that little smile you showed us don't
give me in trouble. You just absolutely artamiss me. So
I'm trouble with You answered to no one. You literally
answered to no one. You answered to no one and

(28:31):
no man, no woman, no child. Okay, pits, oh you
got up here. But I feel like your cats. I
think Major Murray would life used to. Charlotte says love
has definitely been dead in my life for a few years.
But I know it's a lie out there somewhere in
the movie they wipe away. Lars says, it all depends

(28:53):
on the time of the month and god damn it,
I wish I was kidding. Yeah, it truly does. Dan, Nah,
I love love. I've been engage for three weeks now
and I've missed him so much more when he's been
away for work since they popped the question. But that's
gay love? Is that gay love? That's love? Yeah, but
it feels like these people are loving each other more.

(29:15):
They're apart arrangement because I'm getting bored. See what is dead? Monogamy?
Love is definitely dead. After having a baby, said Lily,
I look, come back. You're just in a quiet spots
and all your love is being pulled into the baby.
It's all right. Bad news, Brad. Have you seen the

(29:36):
effort needed to dive into the dating pool and find
love recently? Sweaty face Brazil This from Brad. What it's
Brad getting Brazilians to dive into the dating pool. Well,
that's the effort that put dating pool right. You're saying
the effort everything really every well, I don't know what.

(30:00):
Fearless Brad just needs some bloody get in the trunks
and dive on that dating pool. So we are today
and the vibe check don't do that please, do you
think lover is dead? And seventy three percent of you
said no, Love's alive. Next on the show, I figured
out why I'm so grumpy this week. What when I

(30:20):
married my ex husband, we use the same celebrant he
had used for his first wedding. Juries out if you'll
use it for the same one third time around? Oh
so it's already over. Yeah, ah wow, my dad was
my celebrant married me three times. True story if you
use the same celebrant more than once. So they offer
some sort of discount like two for one and two
for woman, got like a punch cars free. Oh my god,

(30:46):
it actually happened. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Plays that in Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
So I'm in Melbourne at the moment. I'm doing the
Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Before I got to Sydney in Brisbane,
and a little bit of a funny schedule with my
sleep because I'm two two hours.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Behind currently five twenty five twenty here.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, and I get off stage at like midnight New
Zealand time, half past midnight news.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
It's a bit funny.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
So my sleeps all over the show and it's very
important than I grab it when I can, and I
haven't been able to because I am staying in an
apartment in Chinatown where it's very busy.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Right, it's very busy right in the CBD. It's a
great time. She goes, tries to go to sleep. He goes,
du dun, dun, dun dun. That's what the clock does
on the quarter hour. Yeah, I don't know if it does,
but yeah, so I've actually heard a lot of that
sound because you're in trying to down baby, ye Lily,
and it's all like they're the clock. And he goes, hey,

(31:42):
I'm a clock in he I'm a chimean. What do
you want? I'm a deacken, I'm attacken. Hey it's one o'clock.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
There has been like there is so much noise around
me in general, and I couldn't figure out why it
felt like so condensed in the evening things and like
in the little like the early early hours of the morning.
So one AE in my time, I've just sent this
through to your morning. One A in my time, three
aem your time. This I reckon was the least invasive
sound of the night. I managed to turn the phone.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
On backing up truck, so that yeah, yes, mechanical. Yeah,
Australian bird. It's as loud as it will go loud as.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, people get the idea. Yeah, but you think you're
lying in perfect silence? Oh yes, especially well that's why
I have air plugs.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
I've been having my headphones and but that that is,
I will say, that's the least invasive sound I've had
two weeks that i've been here. I've had clanging pipes,
I've had beats, I've had hollering, I've had like construction
at two am. And I figured it out because when
I went onto my I've got this tiny little balcony
that's definitely just for the air conditioner, but sometimes I
stand out there.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
To take the sites ye and cling on for dear life.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
So I went out there while this was happening, and
I did hit them with a shut the f up,
I yelled into the street.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I hope that's not in the clips. Stop playing it
in case I kept it.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
What I've I finally put it together is the alleyway
that I'm next to is the rubbish alley for the
entirety of Chinatown, Melbourne. So it's got as lined with
those massive bins and every restaurant, which in Chinatown closes
at one am or two thirty am. They all come
and they dump their rubbish there and then it got

(33:36):
picked up by these trucks every single night do.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
They chuck bottles and stuff freaks out in the city
and the bottle bin goes. That's loud that there's.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
The backing trucks, there's the beeps, and then there's like
all the people coming at and like cleaning their trays
and everything like that. And I just couldn't figure out
why it was so condensed. And it was like, my
I am literally in rubbish. This is what they should
rename this apartment and rubbish.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Got to read the reviews of what you're saying, Haley
for your book at I.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Know, and I didn't, and it's too late and it
is torturous. I mean, I am benefiting from some of
the best chow.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Main and swims. I'd say that's worth it.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
It's also not helping that they do go to sleep
each night with a belly full of it, so that's
you know, that's not helping the sleeper for the noise.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Maybe put a dumpling in each year, Oh I could,
I could get some dumpling wrappers and just sort of
roll them up good night and stuff that you would
be better with a pork bun, and then it'll expand
back into and then you're to be trying to get

(34:47):
out because it's so gilly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
So instead of next time yelling at them, you can
go down fish through the Chinatown rubbish, find some chucked
out pork buns, plumb them into the ear holes. Yeah,
go back to slay I reckon. That's a problem that
solved its own problem. That's that's great thinking from you, Fletn.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
And then it's breakfast in the morning.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Does ZM podcast needwork? Play z m's flesh.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Fornon Haley, Oh packs, that's what I would have said,
Oh packs, what have you done? Not Pack, Sosarti. This
is the dog not New Zealand comedian Pack Sosarti, New
Zealand Dog Packs. No last name as far as I know, Well,
unless do your dogs and cats automatically take on your
last name because your cat's name is Major Murray Fluffington. No,
it doesn't, but he's not Major Murray Fluffington Fletcher. No,

(35:36):
although that sounds real cute. That does sound pretty cute.
Sprou sprou, I suppose all of the well, Richie, my
dog that I adopted, actually adopted, not like Fletch brought
it off a breeder. I rescued it, resk it off
a breda for you, negotiated with terrorists, Thank you premium
for it. His name was Richie mcclaw, named after Richie McCaw. Yeah,

(35:58):
I just renamed and Richard's myth sith Smith. But they go,
they take on your last names. Of course. The dog packs, yes,
they're on holiday over Easter and packs eats a fishing hook.
Oh okay, famously, that's not It was like one of
those fishing hooks. He was on the beach and like
you know, when people gets corner rocks or whatever, they

(36:20):
just cut the line or the line breaks and eventually
they'll dislodge itself and wash up on the beach and
you got to be careful. So, yeah, he had a
dislodged fishing hole. And that was the seven thousand dollar
bill because it got lodged in his stomach. And of course, famously,
when they go into an animal, generally a fish is
what you're after. When you were yeah, you don't even
it would have come out. He swallowed at a seven

(36:42):
thousand dollars bill and an unexpected overnight's stay in Auckland
because that's where they had to go to get it out.
Oh my god, Oh that's horrible. Yeah, they kept the
howk you're paying? Did they would say seven thousand dollars
when they got it out, they would have had to
cut the howk right, because it would have gaffed whatever
it was. No, so when they she first opened the
dog's mouth to get the don't it was there and

(37:05):
he was like gagging on it. But then you also
swallow swallowed the horse. Stop enough? Yeah, okay, I want
to see an X ray. You can see a poop
beside the hook. You can see your own poo inside
of a lay around my poops, yeah, I know. And

(37:25):
you and guys, you'd see your junk as well. There's
a poo there, and there's a poo in your balls's
so sharp? You know what seven thousand dollars is not.
I don't even reckon that where you sat hearing from
horse people. Yeah, this is what we want to know
this morning, because I reckon there will be some stories

(37:46):
that will blow our minds. The amount of money this
isn't this isn't a paid paid topic from how pit
insurance by any means, No, I would say, I reckon,
you're crazy to own a pit in this day and
age and have same in form of PITT even just
some basic insurance, because yeah, it can be expensive, but
your people pay for like uh, cancer treatment for their

(38:08):
pets and speed, like hundreds or tens of thousands of dollars.
But you would they crawel their way into our hearts
and you just would, right, you just you wouldn't. Wouldn't
they're a member that you would? I wouldn't you for
your girls? You would? I would a vet to come
and put down one of your chickens. No, she was
just there and she's like, that chicken's ass is hanging

(38:29):
out the cloaks. She's going, that chicken is slowly tuning
itself inside out. That chicken's broken, and she's like, youman
to put it down while I'm here. I was like, okay,
And she gets out this tiny little syringe of Jeff
it wasn't Jeff. It was bright green though, and injects
the chicken it was pl Yeah, gentle on the hands,
harsh on a chock ah and sit here and injected

(38:51):
it and sit here, hold your chicken while it dies.
And then it was holding it. You weren't holding your
chicken passed away. I shut it. Little chicken eyes for
Cardia army. Yeah yeah, that was back dog the whole bearer.
Get the bill one hundred and thirty bucks. I was like,

(39:11):
I could have put a spade through it, like no
offense and it would have been free. Yeah okay, And
I was like never again, Well can anybody? And then
like I feel like it would just be cruel to
prolong their life and put them through this miserable treatment
that they can't. They're a member of the family.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
You have to kind of oh yeah, if Michael wak
is hanging out one day, put a spade through me.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You wait, one hundred dollars at em as the number
nine sex nine sexy, want you the text this morning?
What is the crazy amount of money that you have
spent on a pit? Maybe there was an accident like
the dog with the fishing hog. It was like some
treatment to help it out. Oh my god, already starting okay, great,

(39:55):
keep them coming, nine sex, nine sexy. What is the
crazy amount you spent on a pit? Because the family's
put out a warning saying, hey, if you're fishing, don't
just jack your hooks away. Yeah, he's our dog, ate
one and a cost of seven thousand dollars, get it
out of our dog, Matt. And I tell you what,
there are some stories coming through. Seven thousand dollars. You
love them, don't we? We love them. Seven thousand dollars

(40:18):
is nothing, absolutely nothing, Brock. How much did you spend
on your Was this your dad on a dog or
a cat?

Speaker 6 (40:27):
This was my dad on a dog, So it was
about fifteen k in the end.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
He oh, that's a that's a university education.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Yeah, it's my inheritance for some of it.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Anyway, did he say that at the time, Broke? We
were like, Dad, maybe just let's just you.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Know, no, no, just perhaps of pride and joy. So yeah,
he was up to no good, chasing chickens on the
bushes and swallowed a stick.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
So, yes, what a dog are we talking?

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Stick?

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Yes, he's a German short head pointer, so he's a
bird dog. So the chicken dove and the bushes he
dove after and definitely came off stick.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
A best wow. And so as did the dog survive
and was okay, you know he's feel good.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
He here, do we trip to the emergency bet and
the CT scan and emergency surgery you could say, and
stayed overnight and they rung Dad next says maybe bring
him home.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
He's too much energy, too much, too much get up
and brooks. Thank you, Scott? How much did you spend
on a pet? Marina? Guys?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
This is what the course over the course of a
few years, I lived in Gore and yeah, that was
he spending money in Gores anyway. But to move back
to christ Church, I hope, And I stupidly said to
the z I'd love to know how much it's spent
on my cats, dogs, a pitt rabbit and a pet
lamb for the course of ten years. Your twelve thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Wow, don't ask they know this? What was the what?
What was the biggest bill from twelve thousand dollars from
all of those pits.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
One time, my we Beijeon decided that he would eat
a packet of Easter eggs.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Does not mean to be good and I was a stomach.
That was a pumping of the stomach. How did he
get the little tinfoil wrappers off? Scott?

Speaker 5 (42:31):
I came home and I found this big pile of
brown goop with tinfoil, isn't it okay?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
God? Yeah? Shouting out Tinfoil's got to serrate the.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Not good, not good. Got a lovett a lovely voice,
very dolsome. It should be some audio box or something
some of the car when or sexual signed up? Love
it Carrie. How much did you spend on your pug

(43:07):
over a.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
Period of seven years?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Close to thirty thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Jesus, my god, a new pug every year. Where's a
good teach you lit? Have you got another dog? As
pug still with us? No?

Speaker 7 (43:24):
He passed away a couple of age of fourteen and
a half sister passed away in January at the age
of fifteen.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
You do well with the pug, Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
It's for love.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
So we got a French bulldog six weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Not learn the first two times smash first. Dogs are expensive,
they said.

Speaker 7 (43:55):
He bought a boat with our proceeds.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
At least he's honest. Wow, Okay, I love that. Ok
once for me once, I bought a pug for me.
Twice I bought another for me three times. I've got
to board a French bullder. Yeah, my friend got a
pug and then it got too hot and died. Like
they're just.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
He lost the use of his back legs.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Did he have a diaper? I learned how to express
his and for God's sake, little wheelchair. Then he dragged
his back around.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
We got we did get a cart for him. But
then when his front his front legs were getting quite
sore from taking all the pressures. So I was the
crazy pug lady who would take him out, and.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Oh I would have got a robot vacuum cleaner and
cellotaped him to that, you know, and he was.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
He wasn't in pain, and he was just loving life.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Is he any part of you that does regret spending
thirty thousand dollars carry on him? No, not at all.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
We brought him into our life, so it was up
to work to make sure he was looked after.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
That's right. This is why wolves attack us when we're
out in the world, and wolves attack us like, look
what you did to us? Sorry, thank you. Some messages
in how the crazy amounts of money you spend on
your peer thirty thousand dollars on a single surgery to
remove a mass from our dog. My mom cancer My

(45:33):
mum's bass at the hound had a ten thousand dollars
facelift because you know, the can't see. Yeah, it's all
I'm a bathroom. We paid for an operation of a
dog for his back leg after he snapped a cruciate ligament.
It cost us just short of ten thousand dollars. They're
nearly two years later. Did the other one. My parents
have spent upwards of twenty thousand dollars on our neo

(45:55):
massive three cherry eye surgeries, spaying and complications from that surgery.
And he had have an MRI at a human hospital
because he was too big for the animal one. That
would be a highlight of your day when you get
a dog coming in for the MR. Right, not a
man or yeah? Yeah, not allowed to move in them. Yeah.
I used to work in a mixed practice vet clinic.

(46:16):
One day a horse person came in to pay their
bill fifty three thousand dollars. That was more than what
I urged in a year working there. I had a
nosey thinking maybe it was a build up over time
that was one horse related. My god, that's insane. My
mate's my dad's mate loved his dog so much that

(46:37):
when he started struggling to get up the stairs to
the bedroom. He paid seventy thousand dollars for a lift
to be installed in his house. What I mean, useful
for you when you need it, Yeah, Genna message. And
not even a week into having adopted a lab cross
with a German shortthead pointer and these stories that did
not what I want to hear, Jenett. If you do

(46:57):
not have pen insurance, get it. Paid two thousand dollars
earlier this year because Richie had this unknown illness hit
a urinary tractive fiction. Yes, but after I think it constant, Yeah,
which you always musked, you always, he always mussed, and
afterwards I think once the excess and stuff was second out,
I think they paid about four hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, it's it's a game changer. You just or someone
someone had on someone said forty five thousand dollars of
five years. What Fortunately, thanks to insurance, we only paid
twenty percent of that. Labrador that eight repeatedly ate underwear
that would obstruct their stuff, Hanky labradors Man that canky.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
The z N podcast networks, Shore Real Play, z Ends,
Flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Okay, so this was amazing.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
There were six experiments that were run to look into
this why you shouldn't cry on social media? H six
different experiments basically used climate change as the test case. Right,
So they simulated TikTok posts talking about climate change with
different expressions the way that the people were talking about
climate change.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
And at the end of the day, it's found.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
That people that were more expressive emotionally sad face and
particularly tears and crying. The more that people cried and
express themselves in that way, the more simulated and disingenuous
and just you know, not real the content was found,

(48:29):
and so it impacted people less and they cared less
about climate change.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
They didn't think it was authentic. Authentic, that's the word.
I was looking. So crying about something on social media.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
You're damn you care about it less than if they
were to talk about climate change in a neutral way
with more fact based stuff, but kept their face and
their expression more neutral because people see it as performative,
manipulative and chasing cloud.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Oh what does be the same as someone's just broken
up and you might see them on you know they yeah,
or you know still, but he's being like this is
the hardest thing I've ever had to do, but I
have to apologize in your la it's no place to cry.
Shower rules, yes, rules, yea into pillow at nine, screaming

(49:13):
into crying at night, yeah, rules. You do your crying
outside sometimes.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
In the nineties, then podcast network plays that ends Fletch
one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Now Fletch, might I request some calls and messages from
our listeners.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I'm going to call it a sort of a phone
and topic here. Okay, oh one hundred dial zidim nine
six nine six for the text machine. What did you
hear through the walls? Because I have mentioned I'm staying.
I'm staying kind of in like a very very cheap
apartment while I'm here in Melbourne. It's glamor comedy. Comedy

(49:55):
is glamour. People don't know this glamor. I'm not quite
in the same commas Ursula. Let's just say she's on
a different side of town. She on the river side
where the casinos are, and she's been a five year.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Ocean she's by the sea, you know, just to calm
her down anyway. So so I want to know what
you hear through the walls, because yesterday I was getting
ready for my show, and I realized I hadn't had
any dinner, so I got an Uber Eats.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I got like a little pit of pocket with some
flaffel and it was really young. But I say Peter,
and I say fella. I don't say, how have you
said it? Fellow? Please?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
I got a falatl Peter on Uber Eats and I
had the TV on and I had it on quite low,
just like just a little background noises.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I was do my makeup, getting ready for the show.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
The Uber Eats is here, So I go down in
the lift to get it, and I leave the TV
on and everything, and I come back up and as
i there's the lift and then there's a door into
the hallway, and then from the hallway there the door
to my apartment from the lift, so through two whole things,
I'm like, what's that sound?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
And I hear my television. I hear what I'm playing,
and I was like, God, that's really ringing through all
these doors.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I must have knocked the remote and had it up
really loud to permeate through two whole walls, you know,
for everyone to hear. And then I went through the
double doors and I went into my apartment and the
TV was so low, and that's really it made me
reflect on how much sound I'm trying to dance around this,

(51:37):
how much sound has easily been escaping from this apartment
in the two weeks that I've been here, and just
made me consider perhaps some of the sounds people may
have heard.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Wow, okay, and some people live in this building full time.
Yes there's someone.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
For example, there is another apartment behind to me through
the wall of say the bedroom where my bed I've
discovered is on wheels.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
So I just you know, making glamour comedy is glamour.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Making some assumptions, shall we say, of the things people
have heard. And I'm wondering if maybe when I go
to the supermarket today, if I should buy some little.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Choking us for the neighbors. Right, I'm sure they're used
to it, living next to it, to Airbnb in their
apartment building. To be honest, Yeah, sorry about it. But
can you hear them.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah yeah, but not that quiet, but as they used
to live there, Yeah, I think they haven't been through
a breakup and have started living a new life.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Okay, right, yeah, that's all I'll say. Anyway, I realized
they have heard certainly more than I want them to.
And I want to know what did you hear through
the walls, because sometimes you're at a hotel or a
motel and the walls are thin and you can hear it,
like people talking and the family that's got to get
up at four o'clock in the morning to make their
fly and so that you get that their bedside clock

(53:04):
radio the hotel provides going laugh and then there come
but be quiet because these people are now still sleeping.
But get all yourself together, kids were going to gather,
stay quiet. I say, you need so loud. Yeah they're
not they're not still sleeping things. Mom, Yeah, maybe you
had some you know, some juicy goss. That's because people, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
You hear arguments, and maybe you will hear some some
rumpty pumpty. But also like maybe something about.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Carlen brings up a great point. Do you think that
the people next door when you start the radio show
at four am Melbourne time, do you think they're enjoying
the show? Good morning everyone? On level seven, I think
she's losing her mind, like talking to herself and then
waiting for no one to talk back, And then why
she was laughing at while she was laughing out louder

(53:49):
with flip for and Hailey, Yeah, okay, so I'll wait
a hundred times and in this is what you want
to know this morning, Haley, you can text through nine
six nine six. What did you hear through the walls?
What you have heard through the walls? Either it was
Juicy Goss or it was Hailey and malbourn apartment because
living Alide turns out you've got very thin walls.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Very thin walls, as discovered when I had the TV
on low and I could hear it all the way
from the elevator.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god, someone's
just messaged in. This conversation you're having has led our
teenagers to inform us that they can hear us having
adult fun times. No, we had no idea until now,
thank you. How do you even bring that up with
your appearance? Well, you don't until the opportunity arises. How

(54:37):
does the opportunity arise? You listen to a radio show
and they're talking about what you can hear through the walls, tenders,
I don't know where you're laughing. We hear you doing it,
and it's just wow. Okay, but hey, if you're a
teenager and your parents are still sexually acting each other.
That's a great sign. Yeah, dad, ye could be. Well

(54:58):
they could be sharing yet the weekends and yeah, exactly,
Dad can't get it up anxiety and yeah he's got
himself a prescription for something. But that's just putting them
a higher tacks, always having midnight Mom's dr Zoe, Zoey,

(55:20):
Good morning, Zoe. What did you hear it through the wall?

Speaker 6 (55:24):
Well, so we had this one neighbor when we lived
in an apartment and she'd always be blaring her.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Music and talking really loud.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
And one day when we're whenever we were walking by,
we overheard her phone conversation talking about the affair she
was having.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
That's a conversation. You probably want to have it lower
decent bels, you know. She she did not know how
to use an inside voice.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Every phone call. With her yelling, you could hear her
down the hall.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
So it wasn't necessarily the walls between the apartment. It
was the fact that it was just one door and
there's a gap under the door, so you could hear
it in the hallway.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
Yeah, yeah, you could hear it all the way down
the hallway.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
She was what was she saying? Like, what were some
of the things she was saying?

Speaker 7 (56:03):
I don't remember specifics, just something. Well, she she wasn't
the one who was in a relationship sleeping.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
With someone else. She was the one who.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
The guy was using to cheat on his wife with.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Oh okay, she was the other woman, and you what
and then you'd see her just walk down the hall
and you'd be.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Like, oh no, she was very nice when she saw it.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Okay, so you knew what she looked like, yes, because
it'd be weird hearing that and what I wonder what
they look like? Yeah, yeah, Zoe, thank you some messages.
I was staying in a very sketchy Airbnb in New
York and I heard screaming through the wall and I
was like, someone's been murdered. And then thump, bang bang bang,
and all of a sudden we were just oh my god, God,

(56:48):
would you do? Bang on the door turned to out
someone was showering, and a rat came out through the
drain pipe and they sprang when the rat picked up
in the shower, yuck. And the rats like can I
drive you? Like I'm raded to it? When remy and
they're just like screaming. Then that was then falling over
the thumping, the murder murder sounds. I shared it on
you for going and knocking. You know you think you

(57:09):
hear danger because a lot of people wouldn't, would they?
I know you. I share a home with a lovely
gay man and he has a very active nightlife with
lots of visitors, sometimes multiple at once, and our walls
are so thin. I've learned a lot of things. The
games live, don't they the games live. I listened through
the Okay, I listened through the toilet wall at work

(57:32):
that backs onto the manager's office. When I know these
disciplinary meetings. What it's gold. You go to the toilet
when you know someone's getting in trouble and you can
like lean against the wall and you can hear it
in the toilet. It's gold listening to bullshit sob stories.
Do not call me. I won't talk on you. I
love not call me. I stay at motels a lot

(57:52):
for work when I'm traveling, and I can test that
traders and contractors have the best gossip to overhear through
the motel. Really, I've got motel. Someone like cinder blocks,
they'd be harder to hear through or are they just
like some of the walls? I said. Two nights in
a motel in Tickaport. On the second night, I couldn't
sleep and I was complaining about the neighbors snoring so
loud through the walls. Turns out it was my girlfriend

(58:14):
at the time playing a recording of me snoring the
night before on a Bluetooth speaker hidden in the wardrobe
for payback. That's pretty funny. It's so pitity. I love it.
We were in Southeast Asia and one night, the first
night we're at a hotel, the people in the room mixed,
was very rambunctious. Second night they fell through the wall

(58:35):
doing it. What So, that's not what did you hear
through the wall? That's what came through the wall. You
please call us back when we do the fun and
topic what came through the wall? Yeah, we won't accept
that story. Now we're saying, brother, amazing so yeah, or
some that's on my bucket list to fall through a wall,
to be and make love so so hard that you

(58:57):
go through some gym. But it's not you know, I
had a start, but you know what I mean? Markay,
you want to study beforehand? Mark where you need to
go plowing through. Yeah. It's not so much that you're
good at six, just bad a balance, just that you're
hearing enough to fall through a wall. Yeah. We were
staying at a gorgeously expensive resort in Barley. I was
pregnant and tired. All we could hear all night was

(59:19):
a dad yelling at his kids until three or four am.
All night, we couldn't hear the kids, just the dad
being an absolute asshole. I said a bang on the wall,
town and to shut up and calm down. Breakfast the
next morning was extremely awkward when we were the only
two families there. Calm down town holiday. Oh yeah, gold.
I heard a murder when I was eight years old.

(59:40):
I was visiting my nana's sister in Auckland. We heard
a fight break out and we got very quiet, and
then we went very silent. This was during the day.
That night the house burnt down and they found the
dead body in the house. Get out. What Oh my god,
that's so. I didn't think. I thought we were like,
Oh I heard someone. That's a wild story. I lived
in a flat. There's somebody. I lived in a flat

(01:00:01):
with four other girlies and stone Fields. A few years
ago Stonefields is an old quarry in Auckland. Right. They
decided they'll bang a whole lot of houses, like a
million utes, a million townhouses. Yeah, and you can imagine
with a million townhouses, the walls were thin. I was
freshly single and I had to listen to my nympho
maniac friend and enjoy her life like clockwork at nine pm,
twelve am and four thirty am every day. Two of

(01:00:24):
my flatmates were also from christ On several occasions that
we're having an earthquake because the house would literally shake
from us. They've been through some trauma there and they've
shifted up to a Stonefields townhouse and it's no better.

Speaker 7 (01:00:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I lived in Japanese style apartments in Wellington. The couple
next door were very active, but sadly she didn't reach
the top of the mountain once in the nine months
that there were our neighbors and we heard them. You
you just want to go next door and say, look,
would you like some tips? Yes? Yeah, leastless more. Also,
what's take the heallary lader and go up the other slope.

(01:00:56):
You know what's the Japanese townhouses? They have just a
Japanese style apartment? Does it just have those sliding frosted doors.
Doors My neighbors were like a live reality TV show.
She was being evicted and decided the way to avoid
being evicted was to declare her partner an apartment a
sovereign state. Oh my god. Then it turned out that

(01:01:19):
her partner was in trouble when the cops turned up too,
and there was a full on screaming match, and it
turns out she was pregnant, which he didn't know. She
was eventually evicted by the cops. All this gracuously provided
by a thin wall and potentially an air press against
with a glass when they went a little bit quiet,
Oh my god, you've got it like a soap opera
happening next door through your wall. It's amazing. I can't

(01:01:40):
read that one out. That's a good one, but that's
not for on air. An. I heard my mom and
dad planning how they were going to tell us they
were getting a divorced when I was about ten through
or simball. Oh that's said. I'd stopped planning. It's done.
My partner and I were getting ready to go out
in town in Queens then were having a tickle fight
and I banged into the wall and obviously the screaming
and every ten minutes later the police knocked on the

(01:02:01):
door and the neighbors had called us in for a
domestic violence. It was a welfare check. It was very
embarrassing when I said we were just having a tickle
tackle what and then obviously the police probably wouldn't believe you.
Can we come in? Yeah, show me the evidence of
the tickling. Yeah. Uh, somebody asked, because we just said
before about the family on this very topic, learning from

(01:02:22):
the teenagers in the back the car this morning, that
the teenagers going to hear them being rambunctious. Someone said,
the minute you started talking about this, my daughter looked about.
I said, not now, I've just dropped her at school.
I don't want to know. So good, so good.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
I just love that people were out here living.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I podcast Network play that ends flesh Worn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Fact of the Day, Day Day day day do dud
dead dude, dead doo, dude de doo. It's Stewart Island
work here at Fact of the Day, and today we're
talking about the animals that are only found on Stuart Island.
Nowhere else We've got there's a there's a few of them,

(01:03:14):
because I didn't know that the last time Stude Island
was attached to the south final was seven thousand, over
seven thousand years ago, during the last ice age, because
during ice ages or one, I said, the first one
with the slick, I didn't really love that job it was.
It was really good. I was connected for an hour

(01:03:35):
thirty Okay, just during the initial premiere of Ice Age.
It was a full primoth and there froze the ocean.
It work fantastically. Character was said, the slot said the slot.
It was Denis Leary is the sabretooth tiger that I
really like. He softened up. He was the flitch of
the movie. He softened up, and I'm ray Romano was
the wooly mammoth. Okay, so fear casting, I think maybe

(01:04:01):
you and I'd sort of jump between. So seven thousand
years ago was the last time it was attached, and
so that means it's had seven thousand years of pretty
much isolation for species that kind of like we're over there.
When the water started going whoa, whoa, whoa whoa on
the ice broke off and stuck there and and the
like land that was between it got covered up by water,

(01:04:22):
which if you've been across Fovo straight on a fury,
you think this thing must be dead, because good god,
we're rolling. Yeah, how long does the fairy take? Like,
how far away out? Thirty kilometers? Ok? Okay, thirty kilometers
from tomorrow? I'm there, Well I should. Maybe tomorrow will
touch on the people that have swam it, because I've
read when I was over there some interesting histories about
the people that are swar It looks shaky. It is sharky. Yeah,

(01:04:46):
it is sharky. Great whites are down there and such.
But anyway, during the last ice Age was the last
time it was connectedsel it's had a fair bit of isolation.
And you know, seven thousand years is a lot of
time for because if you're over there, it's a small island.
This broadley could be some men breeding. There, might be
older yeah, cousins stuff. No, we won't do it too much,
but look a bit funny. There's Stuart Island Kiwi. Yeah,

(01:05:10):
the Rakiura Tokaweka is the Stuart Island Kiwi. And they're
not like other Keywis because they're diurnal, which means they
aren't only out at night, which is nocturnal there's because
I've seen so many videos of people just being on
Stuart Island and they see kiwis during the day and
I'm like, how I was so guttered when I didn't
get it. If you go out to Olva Island, which

(01:05:31):
is its own like little sanctuary, Yep, there are keys
during the day. You see them all the time. Oh
I want to do that. Is there an inner bit
in an outer bit of Old Island. It's very hard
to find for me. It's the top had a lighthouse
on it. I still couldn't find my way there as
as we like blearing light at you, like where is
it around is somewhere and then we're done and we

(01:05:54):
just we don't bother. Yeah. Yeah, there's a couple of
tunnels and there there's more more than one tunnel watch
on one on all so there's a few differences. It's
it's the largest and it's checks remain with appearance for ages,
whereas most keys kind of are on their own. So
it comes out at day and night. And there's about

(01:06:15):
thirteen thousand of them. So it is a key we
hotspot to go down there. Okay, never seen one in
the wild. Very jealous. Yeah, I saw one and at
night time from a little bit of a distance. Yeah,
they do. So they don't look like they should function.
They make no sense. I've seen one function. They still
don't look like they should function. Yeah, it's a really beautiful,

(01:06:39):
beautiful bird, the Povo shag. There is a yep Helder
special move alert. When I was that teakes you that
at the pub dy it looks like a buddy out
of town. You want to learn the photo of shag.
Let me do it down there. Okay, Brian, just be
gentle so again because of isolation that that shag is

(01:07:00):
different to other shags around around it. There's a harlequin gecko,
which is only found on Stuart Island. Uh, it's nowhere
else in the world. There's a couple of beetles. Flitch
is telling me to hurry up because he doesn't want
to hypeer focus on beetles. I don't think it's necessary
five to ten. So what I'll just tell you is that,
due to the fact that's been isolated for seven thousand years,

(01:07:23):
there are species of animals on Stuart Island that you'll
find nowhere else in the world. Fact of the day,
day day day, day do do do do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
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Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
Oh no, I'm pretty sure it's the suburb.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
No, it's and according to the maps that we go
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(01:09:49):
Whereabouts on Alfreston Road though.

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Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
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Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
I'm not at the Z, but I'm just a few
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(01:11:08):
going to go to an adjudicator to standby. Okay, Okay,
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or are you further away?

Speaker 7 (01:11:19):
Yeah, I'm towards it so I can see it from
my house.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
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(01:11:43):
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Speaker 8 (01:12:03):
I am on alf Preston, but you said it at
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I don't know. Well, what's yours? Your postal address? Yeah,
what's Great South?

Speaker 7 (01:12:14):
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(01:12:41):
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Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Plaze, It ends flesh on Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
How to know if you are a place holder partner.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
This is straight from a psychologist's mouth and a few
studies with done by people with PhD at the end
of their name.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Wow, how do Yeah? So a place a placeholder partner
would be a temporary or just I'm just they're just there,
So okay, what is a placeholder partner?

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
One person in a couple treats the other as a
seat filler while waiting for someone better.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Doesn't that suck without telling them? So it's not all right,
It's not like we're just friends of benefits until I
feel like you could tell though righted by it? Yeah,
really think I can change them? How many people have
you seen relationship like that's not gonna work. It's because
the person thinks I'm going to change them. So why
it's increasing?

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
They believe it's because dating apps create a paradox of choice,
so there's endless options available to us.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
So when we meet someone that, we're always like, I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Wonder if there could be someone better, you know, because
that's constantly like a monkey barring, which we've talked about before,
holding on to one before you and then grabbing another
before you leave go over the other. One red flags
to watch for this is how to tell if you
are a placeholder partner. Future talks make them uncomfortable or
it gets dodged, so they don't want to think too

(01:15:34):
far ahea because they're like, I haven't really landed on
you being the one months and you still haven't met
their friends or family.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
They have a bit of a.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Wandering eye and they keep the keeping options quietly open,
kind of still looking around, looking.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Around their Instagram for you pages or just hot models.
Calm down on that bullshit. Oh calm down, rich coming
from us three, That's all I'll say.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
And hot and cold behave that you keep making excuses
for because you're trying. You don't want to admit that
this is maybe the position that you're in now. They
did mention, I don't want to be setting bloody, you know,
flames and relationships that don't need it. It's not always sinister.
Sometimes it could just be a pace mismatch, you know,
like you want to move faster and they're a little

(01:16:19):
bit more slow burn or something like that. And this
is going to shock you. As often it does come
down to the same thing. Every time we talk about
relationship issues. Communications, you just thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Ask them directly how do you feel about me? If
the question if that question, if you're going, oh my god,
I couldn't ask them that, it's because you don't want
to know the truth, and it probably means that there
is a reason to ask it. Oh okay. No one
wants to feel like they're not the priority if you
look at and you're wasting time as well, if you're

(01:16:52):
a placeholder.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Exactly, and you'll never change them if you if you're
not good enough of them from the very get go,
then they're not enough for you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Does that end? Podcast network plays?

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Can we getting stung by the lazy tax? Yeah? It's
costing millions of dollars every year. It's not shopping around, right, Yeah,
it's not learning how to do something basic. It's like, Hailey,
you're bad at this with your subscriptions. Yeah, really bad there. Yeah,
you just like kind of they just happen and then
you just like, oh, fix it one day. But there

(01:17:32):
is like I mean, god, cost of living absolutely changes this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
But there is that thing we weigh up, well, how
much you know, is this going to how much is
this going to like weigh on me and take up
my time? And how much do I want to do this?
Versus just paying someone to come and do it. Can
I just ask quickly, I'm not paying you, but have
you've done my huges?

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
I haven't done. I asked weeks ago. The wea there's
not been right for it, and I was away on holiday.
I mean, I want an asshole going away. Yeah, and
what I'm not prioritizing your Yeah, crazy, we'll get them done. Yeah,
we'll see what the whole is that kind of thing
that It's like, I have a huge trummer, I have
a letterer. I know how to use it, and I'm

(01:18:13):
like sometimes you're like, I want to buy because it's
because you're la, because it's easier. Right, if you're in
a family and both parents are working, I can see
get house cleaners just to keep just because hours are lost.
If you're working, you're getting home. God, what awful do that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
And even though you know you can do it and
you could probably do it in an hour, you're like, what,
you know, what if you can find the money for it,
that'll take.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
What do you want to give it part of your weekend?
If you get weekends off? I mean the lazy text
is uber eats right, because how many people finish working
They're like, I could pick it up on the way home,
or I could just meet them when I get home. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
The worst is when you have a fridge full of
food and you're done groceries, planned all your meals maybe,
and you're like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
That's waste. Shopping around is another big one as well.
You just see a price and you're like, well they'll
pay that, so you buy it. You have this blew
my mind, and I would encourage anybody. I'm about to
tell you, I have a pool. So what was me?
First world problem? But he's doing it tough. Fine, guys,
But I ran out of this like certain chemical, and
I asked claud that ai I was. I took a
photo of the bag. I was like, is there like
a cheap alternative to that? Dude's like, man, that's just

(01:19:19):
baking soda. Like, go to the farm supply store. I
got a twenty five kg bag for like forty two bucks,
and if you buy it a free kg bag as
Paul chemmicals, it costs you thirty. But it's just baking, dude,
it is nothing but baking. So you should make a
giant vinegar baking soda volcano. Yeah. In the poll, in
the pool, were not in the pool. That's a stripid idea.

(01:19:41):
Are you making your POOLVA giant friendly? You got to
keep your pH righty. My pool is also an ally
but that's true. Like you just buy these marketed chemicals
and all it is is chemicals and basis on the front,
and it's in a fancy bag and you're paying a
fortune for it. Okay, well this is what we.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
The small I want one hundred dollars at him. You
can text through as well. Nine six nine sex. What's
kind of I guess what's the lazy text you're paying? Yeah?
What are you just like, screw it and just pay
for it when you could probably do it cheaper. We're
talking about basically, how are you paying the lazy tax
paying for something that you could do for yourself or
do cheaper. Yeah, but it would require some effort to

(01:20:20):
do it. Do you know people have been pouring out
the payWave the lazy surcharge about every single time UK
busy to insert. Yeah you could insert and put your
pen in, but save yourself up to two and a
half percent. But then you're right when you think about
how much you spend a year and sometimes I'll do
it on like large purchases. Yeah, let's say it's like

(01:20:42):
a few hundred bucks, and so the payWave sewer charges
extra white Berg and you're like, Hailey, yeah you doing man,
this is the most interesting one. We've got a text.
I loathe putting douvet covers on, so I pay someone
once a fortnight to come around and put them on.
I do the laundry, but I have someone else come
around to make what three beds dove covers apart with

(01:21:04):
rage from not being able to get the inner in properly.
So now I just pay someone once or fortunately, I
just do what I do, and I don't wash my
dovet cover that much like sheets. I want my sheets weekly.
I'd maybe do a dovet cover once if we liked
a couple of months, ever got dirty, I would do
on top stuff if you well, you never do on top.

(01:21:24):
Never do on top. Because I've got a navy blue
dovet No, no, no, I'm got a black doobt. Yeah,
you don't do one to do the other day, my
mum was like, maybe I'll wash this and I don't
move there, Selena, what is your lazy tax that you pay?
I got a.

Speaker 7 (01:21:44):
Hugeresses every week because I don't like washing my own hair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
What so you get them to do it for you. Absolutely,
that's nice. Do you have quite thick hair? Yes? What
does that set you back?

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Yeah, actually, and I thought it was going to be more.
I thought it was going to be more. But man,
it's nice. So you get a little bit of the
head scratch at the same time. Do they try it too?

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Like the style fifty bucks well spent to in a
little treat, like a little pam parace yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
You don't have to have a shampoo conditioner and people
probably spend that alone on those fancy champoos and no years. Yeah,
that's true. Absolutely, Okay, okay. Do you have a regular
time and you always like Tuesday five?

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
It's always a Friday. Fridays my Pampa day, so Friday
often every week.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
My friends all. No, it's so great that that's so good, Selena,
thank you, Brittany. What is the lazy text that you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Pay instead of doing when hours at home, I'll go
and get them done because they can't be bothered with
taking a polish off and then sitting and then waiting
doing it again.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Yeah, is that you too? Hailey, Oh no, I mean
I I can't do what Sophie. He will be loving
this phoner, by the way, so loves this part of
the show where we get it's a favorite bird. I
can't do what she does.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
But I mean, I've got lots of friends that do this,
So they'll go to a nail person and get something
quite basic that you could technically do on your own.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
But it's like again, it's the same thing. It's just
like nice for someone to take care of you. Do
you have one of those lights that you put your
nails under, Brittany, Yeah, I go, I have the whole
You've got everything. Yeah, it's just easy when someone else
does it. I get it. Yeah, Brittany, thank you. Some
messages and I pay for a cleaner, I pay for
a car washer, I pay for groceries delivered, dog to

(01:23:31):
be groomed, childcare brackets. I'm a stay at home mum
clothes brackets, but I grow and make my own food
from scratch, So that's cool. Okay, So what is the
balance out? Yeah, I think a bit of a balance
out servicing my car or my wife's car. I'm a
certified mechanic, but I can't be either doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Like plumbers getting in a plumber or a sparky. You're
getting in a sparky, right, I don't want to work
at my own home.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
If you're a plumber or a sparky, you're doing your
own stuff. That would cost you a fortune. She thinks.
I took a car to work a couple of weeks
ago and service there. But I just paid one of
the boys to do it. Always have, always will come.
Can't be fluffed. Yeah, I've got to clean it for
my bathrooms, ceiling floor to ceiling tiles as an effort
to clean. Yeah, those are the worst things to clean tiles. Yeah,

(01:24:20):
I told you about my brush attachments right for the drill,
but no one's got time for that form, dude. It
cuts your cleaning time down by like one hundred percent. Yeah, right,
that cleaning time it's currently zero minutes. It's already cut
down by one hundred it's already cut down. There's a
small business in my town, Queenstown that will that you

(01:24:41):
pay and they'll come around on bin day and take
you rubbish burns out to the side of the road
and then at the end of the day bring the
bins back in forget how lazy a people. You can't
even take your own bin out?

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
But what about for elderly and elderly alcoholics because the
bottles are so here?

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
If they do, they started down the driveway, get shoved
on to Franklin Road. Yeah true? And how much are
these just kids doing this or something? I guess so, well,
how much do they pay for that? I don't know?
And drink pay for? How long the driveway is? Oh
maybe maybe you negotiate the price per and they work out.
If you're an elderly alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Yeah, because my bottles when I'm older, you know, it's
going to be significantly more than others.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Yeah, you're not going to be able to live on
a hell he drive, that's for sure. God, somebody said petrol.
I could easily buit to work. I have a bike.
It's not far, but I'll just buy for petrol. I
would not be if I wasn't there to be right.
But you always say in the morning, I'm going to bike.
You know, I'll starting to get cold now, and you're
just like old just skip in my car. Yeah, let's
see how long that stays up. Though, with petrol prices,

(01:25:40):
pay for all day parking as well, here we go.
I live on a rural driveway and we're too lazy
to walk the rubbish but out, so we pay a
company twenty dollars to come and pick it up from
the house when we could take it out for four
Wait four dollars, so much caressing? What would it cost them?
Four dollars? Is the is the weekly charge of having
the bar? Yeah? Right right, gotcha. My partner gave up

(01:26:02):
work to look after our family. But then it turned
But then it turned out we had a cleaner, a gardener,
a poor person shopping. So this person is my partner.
It turns out they just weren't doing anything forcing ha
ha ha your doves black? Why they laughing at my
black duvet? Strong with my waffle. I've got a black waffle,

(01:26:23):
black sheets of the devil, but never my black linen.
No go, and that's bad. But again, no on top stuff,
no one. That's the rule. No on top stuff. I'm
going to stop doing on Yeah, you just and they
flopped themselves on the bed. You're like.

Speaker 7 (01:26:39):
The from.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
No one stuff, no one, no one. It on those
white sheets and make it. But white heids all matter.
And while we're ready to put the matching pillows on
the floor to clear the stuff on the black pillows.
Throwing the black pillows, I like leaning them against the
wall because if they go face down they pick up
little dusty so sexy hang on pillows against against and

(01:27:10):
only one pillow on each side because he's allocated pillow
and you're finished and they're asleep. This is why your
face looks like you can't have sex.

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Plays.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Some money has been spent to get police to come
back home to New Zealand. These are police officers that
were lured across the ditch to austral I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Didn't realize that that was a huge thing. You know,
like dodges, we know, teachers and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
There was that massive. Australia really came for our place.
They said, you can come to Australia and keep your
like your rank and go on to the whatever We
pay that run and you get to take the guns
and chases home. Yeah, and if you want heaps of
them yourself, so many job perks you can practice you're
shooting on kangaroos. Yeah, but it's all fun. And actually

(01:28:06):
it was a truck because if you answered yes please
to that question, like we don't want you that's crazy. Yeah,
that's great, got you got yourself. It's only it's only
thirty five thousand dollars spent to get pleased. I'm two
of returned home so far. So it was like a
marketing campaign. Yeah, you had to run a marketing campaign
thirty five thousand dollars not getting anywhere really, so it's
got two of them home. And it got us thinking,

(01:28:26):
like about people who have moved overseas and then moved
home and like it better. And we're like, actually, you
know what, Like we on this beautiful little slice of
paradise and moved out seas for more money, but more
money wasn't worth it. I want to be home. Yeah,
I mean there are so many more job opportunities in
Australia and they do pay better, but you're over there now, Hayley.
I was in Australia last week. I don't think the

(01:28:47):
supermarket prices are that much cheaper than New Zealand, to
be honest. No, sometimes I mean so expensive. If you
got to the liquor store.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Here, I bought what I thought was an exorbitantly expended
six pack, and when I looked at the package, it
was a four pack, which made it even worse.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
It is crazy. Well we are, I'm getting sober over
here and that's not even my choice could be a positive.
Did you move overseas and then come back to New
Zealand and liked it better?

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Okay, this happens in London, right, People go off of
their come back and you're like rules.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
I mean, I never did in London. But talking to people,
you don't want to arrive in a winter. I think
you want to have to. You want to do a
summer in New Zealand and then leave at the end
of that summer and go in a little bit later
into autumn and arrive when London summer's trunk kind of
kicking off. But that's when everyone goes. So sometimes you
want to get us a jump. London summer is still

(01:29:46):
our autumn. Yeah, well it was actually a fifty to
fifty pole. Oh okay, yes, and no when you moved
home because you liked it better. Some feedback and Mike said,
I moved back after ten years in the UK it
was so grimy over there. In pie were awful. Yeah,
we've got great pies, great pies. I was recently in
the Carglan didn't have a fat bastard pie, and I

(01:30:08):
tell you why it's horned to me. I almost think
I need to had a pie for ages. Actually, I
haven't had a pie for a while. Should we get
a pie when I'm back? Yeah, pies, We'll go o
for nice pies. You're like, no, I'm talking like top tier,
like like a fifteen dollars one. I was just thinking
we'll just get a big bed and sit on the
park bench. That's not a bad idea. It's about the company.
It's more about the company, isn't it is beautiful? Tara said,

(01:30:31):
I've lived in Denmark and now Argentina. Oh okay, crazy Sorr.
I haven't lived in two of the hottest countries in
the world. Yeah's real, ugly. We have a perfect balance
in New Zealand. Have been safe and beautiful, but a
little bit of tall poppy to keep your humble. You
can't beat it. Yeah, you can't beat it here, you

(01:30:52):
can't beat it. I'm probably still rather live in Argentina,
but anyway, carry imagine an Argentinean what with kind of
a brown skin of Dad's through Margentina months from Yeah, tall,
the Danes and the Danes, the Danes, the Deans are

(01:31:12):
very tall. The Danes are tall. That around light. Yeah,
Jesus straight. I rian and said, I moved to the UK,
had a baby one year later and realized New Zealand
was a place to raise kids. So back Yeah beautiful.
Yeah sonya answering on behalf of my partner. We met
two years ago when he was visiting home. He moved
back permanently late last year after twenty years in Melbourne.
It's for me, Hi, it's me lovers alive, Yeah, nice,

(01:31:35):
Angel says. Jumped over to USA and worked on in Texas,
driving trackers free year. People are lovely, but the food
ship and every and everything wants to eat you. Yeah.
The food in America is terrible. That would be hard.
It's fun for it's fun for a holiday, yeah, or
if you're in like a food hubby area. But yeah,
in LA it's late okay, Georgia. Shots fired here. I

(01:31:57):
moved to London and visit New Zealand every eighteen months.
Never actually want to visit, but I feel obliged to
London's everything. I will not be moving. Yeah. I know
people that have moved over and they're like, I'm not
coming back, And people that have moved to Auntie. They
won't come back. Angela said, I didn't move back for
eight years, but when I did move back because it's
where I wanted to be long term. We really do
have the best little country. Yeah twice, says Minitia, obviously

(01:32:21):
slow Luna, Yeah twice, it's happened to me. Well, let's
see when World War three is reigning nukes down on
Europe in the UK, where you want to be, want
to come home now? Clips radiation boyson lived in Australia
for five years, came back home to be near family,

(01:32:42):
near family and start a family. You can't beat New Zealand,
and Kristen said, only came back because birthing baby number
one nearly killed me and we didn't trust, didn't trust
the medical system what we do in New Zealand. Just
plopped out baby number three a couple of weeks ago.
We're looking forward to moving back overseas next year to
come home, come home, make the most of our first
world public health and then when that's done, pers off again.

(01:33:06):
You want a healthcare, nuclear bombs get dropped on you
or whatever flesh it before I didn't say that, that's
what it sounded like. Man it sound like you want
a nuclear war on we Chess. We kid, but yeah,
did you remember a season? Then come back to New
Zealand because you like to better than fifty percent of
fifty percent.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
The z N podcast Network plays z nds Flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
I'm considering a WE purchase, and when I say we,
it's going to be rather expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
But I think in the long run this could pay off.
And I'd actually love to know nine six months six
on the text machine if this is something that you do,
I it better not be another taxi to me something. No, no,
no no, it's a cost of living crisis. Fuel it's
going through the roof off. No no, no, no, I'm not.

(01:33:53):
I'm not. I'm not making it no more. I reckon.
We're on the precipice of seeing the fuel price issue
flowing onto the cost of everything else. Pels like I'm
just really about to start feeling and what people do intensely.
Even if the war it is all over today or tomorrow,

(01:34:14):
it's going to be months and years of things getting
back to normal. Like, yeah, but we're all light and
bright round here, guys, what do you think it about?

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
Buy it?

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
Okay, so you know, I have difficulty with my hair,
a very very thin and fine hair, and a lot
of it fell out when I came off of my
contraceptive pearl because I've got PCOS and one of the
symptoms can.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Be hair loss. Right, So I've got very very thin here,
and I pay and I get extensions, a little micro whatever.
They're called carat and bond extent. Right, this is where
they kidnap women in third world countries to shave their
hair off and sell it to white women in other countries. Previously, yes,
but you can buy ethical here and they make sure
that Wait a minute, he was joking, but doing that

(01:35:05):
are the producing girls are like yes, wait, this way
a thing. You are kidnapping long head. People are shoving
their head.

Speaker 8 (01:35:12):
When you started the joke, I was like, stop, it's real.
There's like a million documentaries on it. It's really tragic.
It's a horrible industry.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Well, you've got to go to buy. We've got a source.
It's called by it's ethically.

Speaker 8 (01:35:26):
It was very popular from churches as women would use
it as like a sacrifice, and then companies would buy
from the church the hair.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
The church was selling there. Now the church is are
doing ethically ambiguous things for money. It's easy now, it's
more ethical now, and you can you can find that
where he comes from. I would say, given the texture
of mine, I don't know, she's ethnic of some kind,
Like it's nice and thak and I'm not How do

(01:35:55):
you know that the hair is ethical? Is there like
a certificate or something? Yeah, they're genuinely. There's like places
that certify that. The hero just absolutely blitch here. They're
not in cages. The chickens, Yeah, they range chickens. I've
got range chicken here in my head.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
So I do this, but like I've still got my
own here and there, and it's so it's so thin
and and I'm just never that happy with my hair.
And I have been looking at this for a while,
and I've been thinking about it because i work in
TV and I've got these performances and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
Always have to get my hair done. I'm considering maybe
buying a wig. Okay, So I've kind of recently found
out that a lot of actresses or just were works musicians. Yeah,
they only wear wigs that have short hair, or the
hair is always at a length that can be popped
under a wig, or.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
It's super super damage and they're like screw this. So
and it does seem funny because wigs of days gone
by are so obvious.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Right, and you'd see them and be like Jesus Christs
breastcos lady is a and then she's sat again gray
and was like CBF the lock and the.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
So you can get these things called toppers and they're
like half wigs, so you wouldn't put your own here.
It kind of it's like it's a here extinctionion meets
a web nine six nine six if you use one
of these, by the way, okay, it's a here extinctionion
meets a wig and it's smaller and it kind of
incorporates your own here into it. And I'm like, imagine

(01:37:25):
if anytime I was on seven Days or anytime I
went on stage or anything like that, I didn't have
to worry about my own hair damaging it at falling out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
It's PLoP on top. Oh yeah, and there's a skill
for it. And New Zealand and Auckland, yes superior here.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
I know they've got them. There's one over here in Australia.
That's why I'm looking at it called luster here. Then
I'm just like I've just been following these for ages
and I just thought.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
How much at Sylvia Park in Auckland. How much are
we talking about in Australia, Hayley, What a surprise, because
you know what you could do that tourist refund scheme.
You've got to have the goods on you, but you
can just have it in your hear and so and
I do have this.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
This is not accessible for everyone, but I work in entertainment,
you know, like my cost. It is a cost because
I get my hair done for television all of the
time and I'm performing in front of people all of
the time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
They're over two thousand dollars sourced. And you'll be able
to tell you'll just be get a rainbow and it'll
be your quirky thing.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Yeah, I know, But think about how much I pay
for my hair extensions, which is that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I mean that would be twice. That would be two
sets of your extensions. Until give up bows and seggis
for a month and pay for that, Oh, you could
probably give up just having fun in a nice life.
Don't come at me for my lifestyle, fletch. I'll fly
back anyway, genuine I'm just I'm just like looking at it.

(01:38:48):
So if you see one in your life, I wouldn't
do it if I was you. It's like male two pays,
but long and you and and you don't. It doesn't
mess with your own hair.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
It kind of just sits on top and then you're
here can grow underneath and kind of recover.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
And you've got the here to back it up. Whereas
men that we're two pays, it just looks literally ridiculous. No,
but even now they're doing bitter two pays for me,
I've seen way bitter. Okay, I guess Instagram's worked out
on board because I've given this guys, and I'm just
like the best two pay applier in the business or whatever.
And two pay queen, I know who you follow? Two

(01:39:23):
pay quaint quain? Wow? Okay, Well, updates on this. I'm excited.
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher, if that's
a new personal record? Off? How many of those did
you count? Seventy nine of those? Two all right? Well,
if you enjoy it today's podcast, give us a rate
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