Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Fleshman and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at
the lowest prices. Welcome to the show, Fletch Thorne and Hailey.
It's two minutes past six. Its go get to Christmas.
She's just gonna get to Christmas. You know, just gonna
get to Christmas. We'll just get Christmas morn. You went
in this morning. I said to Haley, how's it going?
She said, Oh, I hosted a gig last night, comedy gigs,

(00:26):
so you're up to a what time? Ten?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
And I forgot that by hosting it mean after my spot,
I couldn't leave.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
You have to stay for the whole show. And then
she's on seven days tonight it's so good. It's so good. Yeah,
and the comedy show opening on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, I've got something that I think could because I'm
I'm very excited to do my show on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
But as always, I'm always working up to the last minute.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Last Yes, I've got an idea for what it might be.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
A real motivated to get me there at nine o'clock.
I'm calling that a real long day it's a long teas.
It's a long teas in the top six is coming up.
We've gotta celeb in the country as my James Bond
is in town. Is that your favorite? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, he was like my first I was aware of
James Bond before GoldenEye, but I really like remember GoldenEye
launched and then the subsequent Bond movies, and I played
Golden Eye on the.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Nintendo sixty four, which was him amazing here filming or
holiday Actually don't know because he was in Missus doubtfire
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
He's so, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
And he's only getting on and mom and Maya.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, do you remember that euro Vision movie with Will Ferrell?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
And yes, with that he played that.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
It's so good. Yeah. Is he filming Minecraft? Is he
in Minecraft? Oh? More on that after nine am. By
the way, Minecraft cameo well with Peace Brosnan in New Zealand.
Are the top six worn? I got the top sex
storylines for mumer me are three? Yeah? Right, Okay, I

(02:06):
don't know the storyline, so you have to fill me
in on that. Yeah, Miryl Streep slipped with many people.
One of the Scars guards, Yes, the oldest Scars guard.
The dads. Here's Scarsguard and.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Colin Firth slipped with them all. We don't know who
the dad is. She goes back to christ It's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, yeah, all right, but that's coming up in the
top Sex free Field this morning as well at eight o'clock.
But next on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
A A you may have seen an image of a
massive crocodile being airlifted by helicopter.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
The whole story behind that.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Next Flitch and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
There's a story out of mosam Beque, apparently beautiful.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I would love to I'd love to show show.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Trip to Mozambics, an genuine friends trip. Yeah, you need
friends to take you to Mosambiic.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Can you imagine if when we went to surprise you
with Bali last year, we got to Auckland International Airport,
we took you to a gate and that said mozam
be That would be.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Something far out. You're too expensive. It's not happening because if.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
You're close to Zimbabwe Zimbabwe and friends said to me, Sprout,
please never go on your own.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
It was part this was part of right there where
just Undernath Zimbabwe and South Africa and Mozambic South African
said to me, don't go to South Africa, but.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
They don't go to joe Burg. But you've got to
go to Cape Town. It's amazing and stuff. Yeah. I mean,
I'm from joe Burg, so I'll always go to say
hell let to my family. But it's lovely Mozambi, I've
not been Maca.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay. So a hotel owner was swept away in floodwaters.
He was trying to cross a flooded stream and in
a tall wheel drive and he got swept away by floodwater.
It's very sad. They spent days like find some drones

(04:15):
and helicop. Yeah, because apparently a few people got you know, yeah,
got washed away.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Even the floods we've had here and it's so dough,
you've got to just not trive through.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
People always think I can do it, but you can't
see how deep that is.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Well I drove through floodwaters as a teenager in the dark,
unbeknownst how deep it was. We made each other side
and someone like we got this old boyd to massive
full drive, tore.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Strips of us. Stupid, stupid. I was just like lips.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
So they then were on their surveillance they spotted a
crocodile with they described as an unusually bloated belly, not
flinching their drones could be pregnant. It's a male I
was going to say, because you never want to say
to a crocodile even are you pregnant? Even if you
think they're pregnant, You never want to say, hey, your rule,

(05:08):
you've got to have a head hanging out, dilated and
even baby is coming out.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, you never say that someone, are you pregnant? So
it's a four and a half meter long crocodile.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Sure, that's a biggie, so so bad. This is the
part that I'm like, unusually unusually bloated. Sure, a police
sniper shoots it through.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
The head and kills it.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
He's just living his life on a hunch. Yeah, I'm sorry,
but if you're a police sniper, how often you get
to have fun? You're gagging? You are, guys, I'm sick
of the office. Get me off the bench.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
So they shoot it, they kill it, which is sad,
and then they take it to the Kruger National Park
for examination. Two sevid arms, part of a rib cage,
pieces of flesh, and a wedding ring believing to belong
to the missing hotel. Wow, okay, Gabriel Batista. And there's
DNA testing underway to confirm it.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I mean, all signs point two.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, it's a pretty iconic photo. It's going to be
one of those photos. It's always at those photography news exhibitions.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah, massive being hoisted by a helicopter they took they.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I've got a policeman on the harness right, and he
went down and attached it up and then he's above it. Yeah,
it's a nuts photer and it's been but I don't
understand that it's sad.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
But it's just an animal doing its thing, you know
what I mean. Yeah, it's like when there's a when
there's a shark attack and they're like, well, we've got
to find that particular shark and killers first start. I
don't mean, I don't mean to sound fish. I can't
tell the difference between sharks.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
He's not aist and he's not a ficist either, not
a fist. But they're like, well, we're gonna get rid
of that shark. It's got a taste for human Like.
I'm like, it's the ship's john Like, it's just in
a river, and something floats apart, Like if.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
You think if maybe if if you see the crocodile
and he's actively attacking a human, for sure, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's self defense. I mean if I was just sitting
down the street and Lamington log just floated past, I'd
take it.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
And there's the Lamington Police hovering in the Lamington copter. Yeah,
and the Lamington Police marksmen are shooting you with a
jam gun.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
And then they take you and say there's remains of Leamington.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Stories all around there, like chi, go, this is huge, fatty. Yeah,
I had a big Pocku five log. Yeah, get with Leamington.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Other things they're found inside this crocodile. Children's shoes, No,
it ate a child. Ten different types of children's shoes
or small women's shoes or small men's shoes. But they
were small children, so yeah right, okay, yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Are you doing snacking off shoes?

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Well I think it just goes league and all.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
But I can't digest the shoe children. That mean many
missing people in Mozambique didn't.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Who knows this. This guy's a beast. This guy's been
around for a little while. Mentioned the indigestion to bloody
Wheelie would give you a helly row also braces. Yeah,
oh I meagine a Kroc eating someone wearing crocs Kroc
Croc Croc, Croc Croc.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't know if I want to go. You're not
going to digestic Croc in Janniesburg. It's you don't see
a crocodile like this that would eat children and human men.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
No, I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
The fletchhorn and Haley beg.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Pard Hailey, silly little pool, silly little pole. It is
so silly, silly, silly bad, silly little pool, silly little
sally lit po little pole sill.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
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this week was sttle pole giving me the chance to
win a month's with the maccas. The am just got
more with macas breakfast. And all you've got to do
is vote on our selling little pole. Easy peasy, here
to be in today.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
This saling little pole is about Nonalds breakfast.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Me.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Yes, what's you go to McDonald's breakfast? Is it hotcakes
or is it McMuffin? Your two options?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Those are the options. Depends. If I wasn't hungover, I'd
go the McMuffin. But if I'm hungover, the hotcakes hurt,
do you go sweet? Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
That's so weird, Sweet, I go the other way over. Yeah, no,
I'm saving all the way mcmah yeah, Saucy.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Mcmuff Okay, well, how did people vote?

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Well, seventy five percent of people said McMuffin, twenty five
percent hotcakes the classic.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Someone whose Instagram name display name is just that dickhead?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh? Is that you need to read that out?

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Then?

Speaker 1 (10:01):
What am I supposed to say? There is a name?
I'm not telling them. They're chosen names. I'm okay with
hearing the hid That's how am I going to tell
the people at church that you said this? He said?
How are you so shook about? D head? I wouldn't
tell the people at church. Did I even have this job? No? Yeah,
I know you're worried about God. He's just watching. He knows.

(10:24):
That's what my mum always said, right, Okay did that
ski it was a child?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Always, Well he just said it's got to be that
muff because.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Of the proach Brough. Okay, Oh yeah, someone with that
user name would say that. But he's there. They're not
winning don't then okay, hot owl language our hotcakes because
they are buttery and sweet and go well with her
little side of bacon. Oh yes, yeah, good, good good.
Actually haven't had them in years. They're good. You've got
to douse them. Any hotcakes must be doubts, okay, said

(10:57):
If I'm sitting down, it's hotcakes. But if I'm in
the car, it's got to be the McMuffin just for
But if you park up quickly and cut into squeze
and then and.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Then fork McMuffin is a one hander.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, hotcakes a.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Two page said. I literally refuse to answer because I
don't know until I get there. I turn up, and
when I go in, if I smell hotcakes and I'm
vibing the sweet treat, then that it is. But if
I go in and smell some sausage and cheesy goodness,
savory baby, yeah, I mean that's the sort of scientific answer.
That's just one page a month worth of macis.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah I went today? Yeah, yeah, okay, congratulations, Well be
in touch and sort that out.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Are you land to see you to hear me out
on this bacon and the McMuffin take out the egg
and added hash brown.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah, that's that's good take out.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
The I was going to say, leave the egg and
add a hash brown. Ela said, McMuffin with extra meat
or Jason said McMuffin, but hotcakes when hung over a
little needy. That's it's the flitch appeal. Yeahasia, McMuffin without
the egg please. So I thought her name was Tasha McMuffin.
Tasha McMuffin, so she always gets McMuffin of the McMuffin franchise.

(12:06):
And Neil's your head from Sophie Hotcakes? Who will get hotcakes?

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Okay? Lovely?

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Anthony said the pancakes I can, may I am, I'll
take home sausage. Muffins are unique and can't be replicated.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, this is true. Yeah, bag McMuffin with a side
of sausage, and eig McMuffin and mayo to both in
Troy to slighter sneaky hash brown in each of them. David,
that's like saying I have a quarter pounder with a
side of file You fish a little quarter pounder with
a side of quarter pounder. Yeah, for a little bow.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
We asked, what's you go to McDonald's breakfast seventy five
if sen of you said.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
The mcmuff does that m podcast network.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well there's a viral speed run scientology trend that is
making the runs on TikTok. We go to our social
media expert, Shannon the social media at the social media expert, dis.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Still hasn't made me a TikTok star. That's crazy. I
have open TikTok. I reckon it like a year.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
Okay, every time you ask for advice and give it
to you and you ignore me, and.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Can you just see the logan and just make me famous?
You know what I mean? I can't make us famous.
So this trend, basically the gist of it is you've
got to run see how far you can get into
the scientology your likeal scientology church. Yeah, and we've got

(13:29):
one like quite close to this. We're not encouraging that.
No no, no, no, because police in Australia have come
out because I believe they rested some youths. Really there are,
because it's basically trees passing right.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah, But it's just like the whimsy of just seeing
how far you can get.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
And some people are getting to the second story.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
So you just go in. Can you just see how
far you can go because the building in la is
like this bizarre looking have you seen that one?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Literally like a massive church, like impressive in Leon winning there.
Remember I've told this before. My friend Lyon was over
in l A and he really wanted to see inside
the Scientif he didn't rush it, he booked an appointment
to go in, and they tried to convert him and
they put him up to all the machines and stuff
to read his frequencies.

Speaker 7 (14:15):
They definitely keep you there for a long time hours
from people are trespassing, but you're kind of kidnipping.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, he was like I wanted to leave an hour in,
but it was like four hours.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know how I.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Watched documentaries every night. Three days ago, I fell asleep
to one about Scientology because it is just very interesting
how weirdly mainstream it is but also not at all.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
And then you've got to pay. That's all the celebrities
get hold. You got to pay to get to the
next level, and then eventually you might get on the
spacecraft which is behind yeah, the end, and we'll get
you off the planet.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
And like famously name is the actress Elizabeth something who's
from the Handsman Hands like she's literally mo.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, she's like, did you know.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Cruise and John Travols and stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, she is. She's Elite gold Plate, Elite Platinum or
something like. Isn't her family as well?

Speaker 7 (15:11):
She's pregnant at the moment and every there's like a
whole thing around giving birth and scientology.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Right because he was founded by a sci fi writer.
That's yes, the religion was a fictional sci fi writers
religious fiction.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah. Yeah, well apparently this is it's not just happening
in Australia, but all over the world. It's just kind
of taken off. So police, yeah, in Australia recently warned
about it, or just yesterday because they arrested some teenagers
doing it.

Speaker 7 (15:40):
My favorite one was a group of people dressed up
as minions and then someone.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
True, tonight we rush the scientology.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
But I mean we're all entitled to believe that. We
want to believe whatever helps us get through the day.
We've just got to get to Christmas, and believing in
planets and these spaceships helps you just get through life.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Then of them believe away does that?

Speaker 8 (16:02):
M podcast Network plays Flen Haley.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
From the Fletchborn and Haley group chat this is the
top six in town doingidy was he was spotted with
his wife and I believe one of his sons or
our son. I don't know how many sons he's got.
That's actually a really good question. How many kids his family?
So that what the herold articles see is a wife

(16:31):
and son at soul is that where we went once.
Someone took us once for a fancy business line. That's
where everyone and I ordered the mac and cheese and
everyone mocked me. Most people are getting champagne and oyster
because I don't know about fancy restaurants. Something got very overwhelmed. Yeah,

(16:51):
good mac and cheese. Though, yeah it's very famous, it's
mac and cheese, but it was very you know, it
was the only thing on the Menua recognized. So he's
got four sons and four grandkids. He's getting it.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Christopher he adopted in nineteen eighty six. Sean is his
biological son, Dylan and Paris or his other biological sons.
Nineteen ninety seven for Dylan, two thousand and one for Paris.
So he'd be twenty five right, probably.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Still holiday if mum and dad were going for the
other side of the world, and like, do you want
to come a billy. Do you find it weird when
like kids have left home but they still get to
go on the family holidays. I'm like and they yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I'm like, once I left home, my holidays were up
to me.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I think once you're in your twenties, you're not allowed
to go away with mum and dad on the family holidays.
But that's on you.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yes, when you've got kids, though, like I take the
girls and we go away with my and dad to
the mount Yeah that's kind of like. Yeah, but they're
teenagers or twelve and fourteen.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah yeah, no, no, I mean I'm still going with my parents.
Oh week kids. He's intergeneration. It's different. Okay. But if
your parents will say going to Japan like there recently, Yeah,
and they said do you want to come to Japan?
Paper you would, yeah, but it is weird.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, I proposed to you. He is filming Muma MAA three,
which hasn't been announced, hasn't even been talked about, and
probably isn't happening right, Okay, but I got the top
six storylines for Muma Mia three, set in New Zealand,
despite never having seen a Meya Mama a Mamma Mia.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Or a mea Mama or a Mama Maya. No, he's
had a mam for your relic.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
So there was Mama Mia and then there was Mama Maya.
Here we go again. Number six on the list is
the name for the film. Yeah, okay, Mamma Mia. Three
rugby team to the tune of Dancing Queen, Rugby.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Team on your knees Live and for the dreams. Him
set that scrum, watch him run. He's on the rugby team. Yeah,
that's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, because one of the far possible fathers was on
a rugby temps, they turned to find out who number
five on the list the classic Who's.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
My Dad plot?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Okay of Mamma Maya, except it's got a New Zealand
twist to it. Father candidate number one a tik a
witty sheep farm that she met at the field days
lovely here.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
No father possible.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Father number two a British born dock ranger who she
banged on the Tongerero crossing Brosna.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And number three are nowhere to bang on the Tungria
crossing board.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Up the top get created the cross with.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
All the tourists. Yeah, just like we're taking in the view,
but yeah, but you taking it in something.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
And the third possible father candidate a Maori all black
whose names she never caught, but she's still got the jersey.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Number eighth, Okay, who could that be? Stay tuned.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Number four on the list of the top six storylines
from Mum and MEA three set in New Zealand. Muma
MEA three rugby team yep, because he's on the.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Rugby team journey. Then for the dream did it's set
on white Hacker Island instead of a Greek island.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
No Greek islands, but there might be a Greek salad
as a homage to the original. Lovely and the Rust
That guess house is actually a non consented boat house conversion. Yeah, Lovely,
don't tell, cancel counsel, don't won't do that, So I
think the new neighbors are going to knock and tell
counsels don't tell counts.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Harpardbag is coming away building the mansions.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Number three on the list of the top six storylines
from Me of three rugby team sit in New Zealand.
Her love interest is Jason Marmore because I think he
legally has to be any movie film here.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Presently it's gonna be leslation.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, we won't film without him. No, we can't film
without him because I couldn't get him for my film,
but I got his on screen wife instead of me,
instead of one step away. Okay.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Number two in the loads of the top six storylines
from Mum and Meya three rugby team, the possible dads
are Pierce Brosnan well established of course the Tika Wity
sheep farm that she made at the field.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
As is played by Sam neil Oh lovely multi all
black whose name she never caught.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Priscilla has a jersey number played by Cliff Curtis. Cliff
Curtis will be signs yeah, the actress.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Will your tan well the brown.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
And number one of the lists of the top sex
story lines for mumer Mare three, Pierce Brosnan and the
at the end at the wedding to close the wedding,
attempts to sing po Cuddi Curtiana, he's being film but
he still can't sing. The girls told me this is
a well known part of Mum and that he can't sing,
but God, he tries.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
We're here.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
We love a try.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
We well enjoy your time in New Zealand and thanks
for listening. That's to I don't know if he's moves
a show.

Speaker 9 (21:47):
Plays it ends fletch one and.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I think we should start with the message the d
M that we've received overnight in our f v H
in box, and then we'll DP our new segma.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Does that feel like a good idea? We know we've
got to play the new segment and then okay, okay,
so we have don't I don't mind doing it back?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
No, I was going to say that we got this
and it sparked the idea, and so here it is.
But you want to go, here's the new idea, and
then I'll read that.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Why it's how we'd always do it. I don't why
not try something different? No, no, no, no, no no, I'm
happy to go trad a rolling stone. I think happy
to go. We received miss j overnight and it was
very weird and we thought it would spark a new segment.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yes, is this weird? It's our new Sigmund idea. And
because we received this overnight this morning, we're like jingle Jingle,
Jingle Samuel sound guy who puts hard trained mahy into
all of our other bits.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's too early in the morning for Sam, he's got
a busy day. Was like children that was like quarter
past five, were like, let's do this. Let's just do this,
so sleep.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
We bowed down to our AI overlords and we've come
up with an AI slap jingle as a placeholder.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Is it weird?

Speaker 10 (23:03):
Is it weird?

Speaker 6 (23:04):
I don't know? Is it weird? Tell me if it's weird.
Maybe it is, maybe it's not. I don't want to
ask because then people will think I'm weird.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
So tell me is it?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I actually don't think you can even tell. I actually don't.
I actually don't mind that. I thought it was kind
of funny a slap? Is it weird? This is a
segment that we've been drumming up over the last hour.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Because overnight we received a message in our DM in
box and it's too good.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
If this segment is going to continue, it is going
to need listeners to message us in with weird things
that have happened to them, and they have to ask
us a question. Is it weird?

Speaker 6 (23:44):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's weird? I don't know what it's weird? Is it weird?

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Okay, here's the message. Okay, and we want you our
listener to text a nine six nine sex. Give us
a call if you want to have a chat. Oh
one hundred dollars a M.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Is this weird? Here's the message?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Hey guys, Hey guys, Hey guys.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Don't ask me why I'm messaging you three, but I've
had a couple of roses and it's too weird to
ask My friends.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Love this great start? Already intrigued. I need to know
if this is weird? Is it weird? Is it weird?
Telling us weird?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I met a guy from tender this afternoon. This is fresh,
and he was really lovely and foesday.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
This is coming out of not this is a Tuesday afternoon. Well,
some people don't work. They might have had the day
off for babes.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I know that you Tilly Delly on the apps. It's
cheap movie night. Choose that I not shack up with
a stranger.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Any day, any time of the day and week can
be this.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
If anything, the last twelve months has told me we
date on Monday, this Sunday.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I met a guy from tender this afternoon, Tuesday afternoon.
He was really lovely and fun and eventually, yeah, we
got down to business, if you know, you know, we're anyway.
After he finished, he got up and got changed, and
I just said to him, oh, the bins over there,
expecting him to throw away the you know what? Pretentious?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, yes, yes, and well done, yes exactly on Tuesday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yes, yes, Friday, Saturday, but Tuesday. But so I said
to him, there's the bin over there, expecting him to
throw away that you know what. But he just ignored
me and put his underwear and pants on, leaving the
you know what on his you know what.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You get, you're getting what I'm gonna. I said, you
don't want to throw that out? He got awkward?

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
No, no, it's all good, And then he just left.
That's weird, right?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Is it weird? Is it weird?

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Weird?

Speaker 11 (25:40):
I don't know?

Speaker 10 (25:40):
Is it weird?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Can you tell me if it's weird?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Maybe it is, Maybe it's done.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
People will think I'm weird, So tell me, is it
is it weird?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's dross? She said, so by DeVault, it is also weird.
That's weird, right? Why would he do that?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I'mo nervous to ask my friends, so I thought I'd
ask my radio friends and said brackets, I reckon you'd
also get a laugh out at them.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, we did, because we got woke it up with
the message from Shan and say you never get the
message I've got in the mbox, And then we were like,
is it weird? But it's not up to us to decide.
The three of us have determined we think this is weird.
Everybody said this is very weird. Did he finish? And
if he's no longer excited, how did it stay on? So?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
I want to in the message that we received anyway
after he finished, Oh, yes, it has been.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Used. This is some kind of weird in cell thing
where they don't want like so aren't.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
There things though with celebrities as well, that they'll never
leave a used Yes, because mad people that they've hooked
up with might take it.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Use it and have their baby.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Okay, And now suddenly mister celebrity has a new child
that he was not wanting it. He did a lunatic yeah,
and he did all things to make sure that that
wasn't gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Like our heart heart lunatic. But I don't know Tuesday, guys, Yeah,
I know it's madness. It's weird.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'm sorry, rate yourself Tuesday tender guys like if you're
gonna have you don't even know anything about him, No,
you're not gonna Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
The weird thing about it is he's really lovely and fun,
so like this has been a nice day.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
We've had a nice there's nothing about it. You go, odd,
we've had nice time. Also gets awkward when she set
the bins over the end of Slaves. You go into
the bathroom, flush it. I know you're not meant to
flush it. Don't excuse me? Excuse me? Stream yes, I

(27:52):
rates come on, No, that works the metal and some's
went white. You can't, I know, tell me you're not.
But if you were that worried about also, if you
were that worried about it, and you're like take it
off tissues and then take it and then yeah, and
yet how's it staying on? Because we're like, what are you?

(28:14):
And deflated? What are you?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Halfway home in the car and this guy was one
thousand and white white boy?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Right, yeah, is that racist? The same I'm allowed to
say it on what but.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Weird he faked to finish and didn't want to hurt
her feelings. Oh but the question, is is it weird?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Is it weird? Tell me what's weird?

Speaker 6 (28:37):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Is it weird?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Tell me is it weird?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
So that's what we want to know from you right now,
and then we'll come back eight hundred dollars and the
text through right now nine six nine six weird or
not weird? And then we will as a nation decide,
and how bout a listener, is it weird? You one
said it's not weird. This is a thing. Okay, let's
get into that next text in nine six nine oh
waite hundred dollars at M. Is it weird? Wow?

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Is it weird?

Speaker 10 (29:04):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I don't know?

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Tell me if it's weird. Maybe it is. Maybe it's
done not because.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
The people will think I'm weird, So tell me is it?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Is it weird? Oh now, listen sam our sound going on.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Here's a sleeve we whipped up at ai slap jingle
and I am tackled.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
By Itai goodbye, I'm not mad about it.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
He's a second part to that jingle too.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
There's an outro when the nation decides is it weird?

Speaker 10 (29:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Or is it weird?

Speaker 6 (29:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
There'll be two outros Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
So should we do a little quick brief because they
have some people being like, like, what's going on, mister? Okay,
someone diemed us saying, I don't know why I'm asking
you three this. I've had some roses. And we had
a guy on Tinder this afternoon. This was yesterday afternoon.
He was really lovely fun Eventually we did the deed.
After he had finished, he got up to get changed.
I see the bins over there to throw out the

(29:55):
you know what. He said, no, I'm all good. He
put on his unders, keeping the you know what on
his you know what, and then he left.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Is it weird? Why would he do that? Okay, So
people are saying, no, it's not. There are some no
it's not. Oh my god. You got the texts for
a start, I'll say there is some very funny text messages.
Some of them we probably can't read out. We can around,
we can dancewer radio. You guys are so funny, you guys.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
You guys should get a radio show and we'll text
into your show. Text into your show too. Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Please, I've had this before. I've been the female that's
watched a male do this. I suspect that concern will
dig into the bin and.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Use the.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, the baby better to make the baby man.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
That's the faces you can go to get to ask
a friend. Yeah, somebody you've met for an hour off Tinder,
like you're not weighing.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, but you can tell if someone's got good gene,
you know what I mean. I'm just having a little
quick one so over okay, but they might hold and
have good you don't know, like the history.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, I know somebody messaged and saying as a guy
that on the odd occasion, yes, has failed to finish.
Oh okay, you want to leave behind evidence, Yeah, but
you go and put it in the ben.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Also, if you fail to finish, I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Do you know what you knew?

Speaker 10 (31:21):
You boo?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I don't give her you know that's sort of yeah, yeah,
no mine somebody kind of nice with the tables to
turn for once in a while. Yeah, I did know.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I was reflecting on the DM being like once he
had finished, he got up, I was like, well, I
hope anyway somebody.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I mean, we've got to we've got to have a
follow up message. We simply this this cut. We must
all pitch in our courage to help this woman message
this guy, but I can't help.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
But notice you left with it still on lovely like
she might want to just have another. So what what
else are people saying?

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Like? What? Who is?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Or any guy saying? Answer?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Story on how my son was born stolen home from
an old It's a crazy world?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, no way? Yeah, someone else? Can we have a
follow up on that? Like that's crazy? How did you
find out? Are you as condoms can break? Let's yeah
for sure. But you're saying that ones because yours are
more like polythene aren't they like black thick polyte and.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Stuff you put on the ground under your house, you.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Know, yeah, weed matting.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Yeah, we're not comfortable for anyone. Yeah, safe as houses.
I as a mother of a teenage son, this is
scaring me. Well, I mean, this is a great reminder
if you do have children of that age, you need
to have a chat to them. Yeah, and more than one,
I reckon, don't just do one and then be like
my job's done. Here it's an ongoing conversation.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Sounds like he's dipped in crazy before and doesn't want
to risk it.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
We can be wild, Okay, I've done the same, ring
may I've done the same Do we want to ring them? Three? Three?
I just wanted to, like what just like put it
in the bend, flush it. I mean, so many people,
so many people are saying, take it, glad bag and

(33:13):
take it with you. Yeah, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, so many people are saying it's that he had
that he's embarrassed that he wasn't able to like that's
the matter.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
But it sounds from the message that he did. But
did she see it? It's all murky down there.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
I know a guy that did that because he had
a wife, oh and didn't want anything. Yeah, and you
said keep check it later, didn't have any holes in it,
and that it was still ye taking it with him
because someone said be like the Irish and wear three
condoms to be sure.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
My goodness, look out the window, the hockey players are here.
Oh wait, wait, wait wait, put the curtains up, Hailey,
monckey players outside.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
It's like plays, Hailey, Look what do you want?

Speaker 6 (34:08):
What are they doing?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
They're playing hockey? What are you playing hockey?

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Case cass guess Okay, sorry we interrupted the segment, is
it we in?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
This is weird?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Hockey people playing hockey outside of our.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's upside down, upside down, that's upside down. Hey Flinch,
we heard you like ice hockey. Tough guy, and then
I just got short marched into the garden. Oh my god,
gun Ow bodyguard is here, sud. He's trying to shut
it down. He's trying to shut it down. High. We

(34:45):
love it.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
We love it.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
You guys doing.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh my god, he's challenging you. Flee. I'm not tough though.
I can't go out there. He's this is so bizarre.
Just potiing a video. Great weekend and we can show
the gunge and oh my god, they're taking their clothes off. Okay,
well this is like, oh that's a bit like headd
rivalry there is It has been removed. Yeah yeah, Calhen's

(35:10):
pleas's weird enough and they're out. That was so good.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Hey guys, guys, Hey Fletch, I'd have stuck the poster.
Hey Fletch, we heard you like ice.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay you are? I saw it at the at the bar,
didn't they Wow? Happen? Okay, see you guys. Bye, guys.
They lift the camera, they left the camera. They'll be back.
That We should have asked them is this weird? That
was a lot? What are the lessons? So definitely weird? Okay,

(35:44):
well should we go for the outro? Then I go
back the hobby plans back. Guys, if we had to
go out of a hundred, is it weird? Is it weird?
One hundred percent going to say people think it's weird,
we can offish a week on firm great outro, Yeah

(36:04):
it's weird.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
The z N podcast Network play z m's flesh.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Worn and Haley Yesterday being our Tuesday was America's Met
Monday Met Gala, and you know what, I know, there's
a lot going on in the world, and people are like, yeah,
and you like, we're just having a little bit of
fun with fashion.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
And I was excited for this met.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I'm excited to be a year because the theme was
Fashion is Art, so I was expecting really big things.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yes, it kind of left it a bit open, didn't it.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Yeah, But then the people started arriving and the early
people it was disappointing, to say the least. So Laurence Sanchez,
who is Jeff Bezos's wife Medi Medi and now one
of the big sponsors.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Of the event. She turns up in like a blue
ball gown, nothing art about it, and I was like,
is this the tone? And then there was a little
bit of that. It was like, oh my god, people
have misread this. No, and then the actual celebrities turned up.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Into Sam Smith. Sam Smith absolutely killed a huge thing.
And then I've been seeing you should go and if
you're into fashion, you go and see the reference, like
the piece of art that they were referencing.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Right.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Connor story from Heated Rivalry, But.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
That's one of my favorite videos was him and Charlie
XCX are snaking off for a SIGI for a dar.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
He's on the best dress because he wore like like
a hold neck top with big scarf, beautiful shoulders.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah, Kylie Jenna.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Kim Kardashian, and Kendall Jenna all wore nipples basically right.
It was like a hard shell hard shells and it
was like the body is the art.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Who wore that? Was it? Bubbles? Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yes, that was like the I reckon. That was the coolest.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
That was the coolest.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
It was a trease made of bubbles, but it had
a bubble machine and that was so cool. It was
the return of beyond say was back. She wore a
diamond encrusted skeleton. It's like spinal thing. Rihanna, Mum and
Dad as they call them, were there with Acep Rocky
this like there was really good fashion, but it just

(38:13):
came later. Also, Doci came barefoot and everyone was.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like, yes, I love New Zealand Supermarket.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Yeah, but Donna had a full ship on her head.
It's a it's a direct nod to a piece of art,
but it was artie.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I loved her.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
There were for the first time ever you're never allowed
to see in the met we got official footage from
one of the performances and it was Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
And Stephen Knicks.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Well that's cool audio there.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
But they performed and she did a whole solo thing
and then joined Stevie Nicks and then Stevie Nicks did
a whole solo things.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
A leaked video or they were allowed to film it.
People were allowed to film.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Fog guploaded up. They were okay, okay, and we're okay.
The only thing is that I always look forward to
the toilet photos, you know what I mean, Like the
slebs who sneak their phones in and get your toilet photos.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
And I was looking at the bathrooms. They look so shit.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
They look like they've got like orange soap in them,
what like a the bathrooms look so trash. I was like,
this looks like it's in like, you know, like a
public bathroom on the thing.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And then I was reading an article about how do
these slibs pee in these extravagant structural pieces.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
The general rulers they don't, they'll dehydrate. I have such
a raging headache that whole time, dehydrated. Have an one
glass of shampers.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
We can't eat.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
You were in a plastic harness. You can't afford a
bit of blow. There's just no room for that. Anyway,
For me, it was such a big win. The carp
the red carpet was amazing.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
It was your best for the whole day. Then Bad
Money was pretty good. Bad bade he dressed up like
an old man, No, Heidi cum No.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
It was Halloween like an actual sculpted yeah sculpture.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
She meant to be a Margarine sculpture, a butter sculpture.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Uh no, she's supposed to be made out of like stone.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Oh okay, she was supposed to be like a Valentine,
a Valentine's butter.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Sculptures then Margarine, Yeah, I think lots of people nailed
it and then lots of people messed.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:17):
Plays it in Flitch one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Have you had an X that didn't get over you
or still is an over you? Like maybe all these
years later they send you a message or they try. Yeah,
maybe they're the ones that cheated. And that's like you
broke up and you're like, don't get it, you stuffed
up bro.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
So I mean, this is it's kind of sweet. It
kind of makes me oh, bubba, you know a little
bit because Zoe Cravits and Harry Styles by the way,
Zoey Crevits for the ethnic Gulla by the way, missed
it for me.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
She looked amazing. Yeah, like go bigger.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Anyway, Zoe Cravits and Harry Styles are engaged. Well, so
they say, well, it's no official confirmation, ain't she had.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Her hands in her pockets. Say she was hiding she's
hiding your ring. I was ain't. If she was hiding
a ring, she'd just take it off. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Anyway, so they've been together for like under a year,
so it's very very hot and heavy and fast, and
things came out and then Channing Tatum like posted a poem.
He posted a poem.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
This reminds me of boyfriends when we were teenagers. And
you have a copy of poem. No, I don't have
that one.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
But he he posted last night or the night before
a video of a seal floating and he captured it
with letting Go and trust in the Universe and I
joust on.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Sweats. They are blague and sweet but clearly pointed.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
But it's so weird that like he's got a girlfriend
by the way he does, which is fine, but he's
kind of people also, like have you guys noticed that,
Like they've been out a lot more, doing a lot
of PDA and stuff being like I'm not I don't
even care. Yeah, I don't even care.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
I've actually just moved on myself. Yeah, it's really sweet.
The posts are really just it's sort of it's just
cute to me. He's you know, yeah, he's cut up.
Even the lips can get cut up.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
You know.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
That's why I want to know, is your ex still
not over you? And how have they displayed it? You know,
they just do those posts.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
I don't want to talk about it. Maybe they trying
to win you back even though you say no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Yeah, or they're publicly flaunting their fake air new relationship
in front of you.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Okay, oh eight hundred dollars and even is our number
you can take through? Nine six nine six, anonymous? Is
your ex not over you? That's you?

Speaker 11 (42:37):
Well?

Speaker 10 (42:37):
Yeah, so just childhood friend and just child boyfriend and
got married earlier this year, and he just kept kept
telling everyone, you know, bottom, no.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
But it's not you, it's not him childhood Do you
mean like teenage boyfriend? Oh? Yeah's love was he? Were you?
His first love must have been impressionable to see at
your wedding. Yeah yeah, childhood friend and still saying this
should have been me at your wedding. Yeah, I don't

(43:08):
think you thought it was funny, but it just didn't land. Yeah. No,
you don't say that. No, you don't say that. No,
you don't say that. Anonymous, thank you are some messages
My eggs cheated on me. He's still with the girl
that he cheated on me with. After I left him,
I moved on recently got engaged. He still looks at
my Instagram stories even though he doesn't follow me, likes
my Intagram Instagram posts about my engagement, then got engaged

(43:29):
to the to the homewrecker a month later. He messages
me from time to time to ask random questions about
things which I do not reply to. Can you bring
up my ox course, I've just got some music. I
think it's appropriate for this. Okay, should play? Should play?
Oh I've got the wrong you got the wrong ox
court and yeah, hang on, Oh that was really kind

(43:51):
of ruined the moment. Sorry, it's only my fifth year. Yeah,
I think worth that. I worth that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
I had a high school sweetheart, the one you thought
you'd marry. One day he went down a terrible path,
and about fifteen years of passing since we dated, we're
both married. But he still messages me with quotes that
indicate I'll always be has won.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Quotes crand no you no not quotes keep them coming
in your text messages nine six nine sex? Okay, is
your ex not over you?

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Who?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
And because Chenning Tatum's clearly not if I said it
so crebits But that's right.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well that's what people are saying. He's posting crypto crypto
of a seal floating down a river, saying let it go,
you know, like it's a lot.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
So is your posted a poem as well? Sorry I
forgot about the poetry. Yeah, I forgot about the poetry.
My ex name to a baby the same as my name.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Does this count ran that past the new partner? Do
you reckon that even the part names your ex's name?

Speaker 10 (44:54):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
My god? Is it?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I didn't even realize. Oh it's not is it?

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Sme? I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I mean, well, I noticed that X keeps watching my
Instagram so recently he I recently found out that he
had a baby girl called Margot. A month later he
had a daughter and also called her Margot. Okay, so
she had a baby. A month later, he had a baby,
also called it Margaret Margot. Neutral friend bumped into him
and said, ah, she just your ex just called a

(45:22):
baby Margo a month earlier.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
He said, I know, maybe he likes Margot Robbie huge
Margot Robbie fans. Yeah, yeah, yes.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
My brother has happily been in a relationship for the
last two and a half years to my best friend,
and this random girl who went to school with almost
eight years ago now sends him buy in your relationship
checks and send another one. A couple of days ago,
already asking two weeks after she asked last week.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
She is now blocked, right, are you what? Are you
still happy in a relationship? Because if not, I'm here
just waiting. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Hey, if when that kind of statistically blows up, I'll
be here.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Everyone Paistically it's going to happen, just do it now.
So statistically I'm waiting. Yeah. Everyone thinks my first boyfriend
is still in love with me. Is usually the first
to like my photos where, or my photos or just
photos in general.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
When I'm in it. He calls me his best friend,
he said to me one time. We are the ones
for each other.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
The day after his partner gave birth, he sent me
a video introducing the baby to me. We haven't been
in touch. He just sends random stuff every now and then. No,
he likes my photos, not the ones with my husband,
though we were together a few months.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh. No, we were together a few months twenty five
years ago. Oh, my god, my brother and sisters his
family must be pretty. Hole, you must be pretty. Hold
you must saw it. I feel like you're.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Super hot and getting holder to twenty five years. Lady's
still got him on the line, and you.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Got the best bits you know what I mean. My
husband's ex at our wedding. Oh yeah, I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't invite the We don't invite the x I
iuf they were like the parent of your kids and
you had a nice relationship or something like that. My
husband's exit our wedding said, it's a good job I'd
let him go because other you would be with him,
he'd still be with me. You say, someone's getting a

(47:06):
glass of champagne in the face and a right hook,
you know.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
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Speaker 9 (47:12):
Plays MS flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
All right, are we ready for the big announcement? Pretty fready.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
It MS flesh Born and Hailey Live.

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Hey, s flench Morn and Haley is back and we're
live with our live shows. And yeah, look, people have
been asking when did we do this last? Not last year,
but the year before.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah, we're in a twenty twenty four right.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah, and we were going to play last year. Yeah,
there was a better on last year. And then also, Haley,
you have your comedy show which took all the crowd
or just took all the time, very very busy. So
we miraculously we have managed to find a weekend in
which our team can come to you two weekends live

(47:59):
two weekends, so our zid M presents Fletchborn and Hailey
Live the Genuine Friends Tour. We're going to be playing
in Wellington at the Opera House Friday October No now.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
That's the day after my birthday, and I do expect
a fast carry.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
This was the first available date that Hailey is free
and not doing something. But I will e speare fast
Hamilton being zid Theater Saturday, October tenth, that'll be the
next night. And christ Jurge at James Hay Theater Friday
October sixteenth, which will be the following weekend. These are
all in October now, and specifically because these are the

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cities that we were all born in more close to you,
so taking all that year had started meets you were
born in Wellington, you take christ Church because I'm no
Fletch was born to Wellington. I was born just out
of Hamilton. And of course Hailey born and her on
New Order the Goon again. Yeah, she doesn't want to
admit she's from the Goon, but she's from the Goon.
She'll tell you she's from Wellington, willy girl. But I

(48:57):
was born. Have you would like to see fleechworn and
Haley Live. The pre sale tickets will be Friday, May first,
at nine am.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
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Speaker 4 (49:11):
You've got a rogue's one, I've muster won, so what
do you after? Generate pre sale will commence Friday the
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Now this is all all the info and you can
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This is our show, calving, Calving, calving like the ye

(50:15):
coming out of the cow.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I'll just take a night off, bring the cows. Do
you know what I love about this as and I
will know that anyone who's been to an f v
H Live before will know. It's the fun and chaos
of our show in the morning, with none of the
broadcasting standards that we have, doing here to do whatever
we want sometime it's fun.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
It's crowded tradition. We always do Factor that Day live,
don't We were singing come to tight On Her. We're not.
I'm just thinking maybe we reinvigorate New Zealand Rail and
you catch the train from tight On through the tunnel
to Hamiltim.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
You know I'd love.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Unfortunately, Yeah, I mean we're the same with the Auckland
as well. Just week these are these are the ones
because we've given Auckland about a love previously, but you know,
stopping you coming down for a night, making a night
of it. Yep, your dad will in the river. Yeah,
they've got a cast as well, so yeah, there's plenty there,
plenty there, all those details anyone like makes you listening.

(51:11):
Tomorrow we're going to tell you how you can win
the first tickets as well. If you want to squeel
your sell some tickets for free, that'll be tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
We're very, very very excited for this. Yes, I'm going
to give a spray TN and and and I'll tell
you what my bounce back it's going to land in October.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You're wondering about winter bouncing for the bounce back, I
think October.

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Yeah, so pre sale Fridays have ribs for breakfast.

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Bounce back is yet It's.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Open for the third term this week, but the bounce
back is October, right, Well, we've got time to bounce
back before the live shows.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Get in for those pre sales.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
I reckon on Fridays, needwork plays, it ends.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Flesh one and Mother's Day on Sunday. What are you
gonna give mother?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I'm going to do something because my mum has been
absolutely incredible lately living slain.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I know.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Do you know my dress that I wore to the
Auckland Gala was too short and I had a little
bit of toush hanging out. So Patsy she said, no, no,
you're going to wear that dress and she got a
pity cooat and she made it and she added a lace.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
My touch was covered well, that's just what mum's like,
quite quite like to say their adult daughter's toush covered.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah, to televise on a televised event. Yeah, No, I'm
definitely gonna get her something. I love my mum, fletch.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
We now wait to you to tell you what.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
She doesn't actually send me a message yesterday She's like,
what did she say? I think I do, honestly talk
to your mum more than you do.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I rang mom yesterday. Did you tell you about what?
She said me?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
A very enjoyable story about a German boat that was
sort of in New Zealand when World War two broke out.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Christ Sorry, Peter, I love you, but shedding about the.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Warnall talked to her about Triggs Roses. I'll be like,
what would you do with this one?

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I want to talk to about it.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I'm going to I'm going to start messaging bit about God.
She needs to put a gossip.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
She doesn't want. We've got some goss. Send her about
you to a local I don't know what a titannarchy
place from flowers flowers, got flowers have hair dresses? Oh?
Does it? And does it have space?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Spark?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
You're from literally from Mourrinsville, the myth and mushroom capital
of the country. Very important to cut your hair when
you're on Morinsville. Got a petrol station, it does, it does.
What are you getting your mom my sister? Oh, I
can't say she my mama. I'm gonna get some voutress. Oh,
that's so thoughtful.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Christine likes a practical gift. If I go to something
that she would never use, she would literally send him in. Now,
when would I use this?

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Geter and Elizabeth Arden red door. I mean, it's a proof.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Just see that moving only been stopping us, moving on,
moving on like your doing.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
My God's believable. Quite lucky. And the position we work,
and we get invited to a lot of events, and
I always have just been invited to ice hockey. Have
we We've got we've got some passes to the ice
were differently, got to go to a couple of ice
hockey games. That'll be fun.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
We're getting invited and I always say, oh, I'm so sorry,
I can't make it. I've got insert child activity here.
This is why we're going to start baking a baby.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Having kids. And I always say, I hope the event
goes well and that's why they go to Smith's a
nice guy. He can't make it to any of our events.
I'm often lying because they know that. They know that.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
So yes that I get an invite to actually something
I really wanted to go to. Here we go some
train of the into some it might be trains there
World War two exhibition.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
You should be just.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Hold your horses because on Saturday I was going to
go on that train that left from Wayouku and went
down through the kind my tunnel, the tot On run.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Back in the day.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
And you.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
You're come into I show. This was last day. This
was last Saturday, and flat doesn't like my father not turning.
I picked fletch over trains. That's genuine friendshise his you know,
actually really means a lot. Thank you. Do you realize
that with your conditions there's something personality best than it's

(55:25):
like a borderline situation. She has like a borderline personality, Yeah,
a situation. We've all been cast yea, that's why we
found our way into this bizarre area.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
And to me, listen to me, you watch us with outism. Yeah,
so I'm going to listen to this. An invitation to
a vi P preview event. That's the subject, and I'm like,
I don't want to go. You don't like the kind
of like you know that sounds like you're gonna have
to wear a shirt or something. Oh god, now you
guys sound like each other.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
An invitation to New Zealand's largest Lego store at Sylvia Park,
and I because it's on a Thursday, bang on, when
hockey is on, when my daughter's hockey gomes on, and
I'm the coach. Of course I'm game coaching you the
other way. You told me say years to, you told
me not to. We're not getting a large Lego store

(56:19):
because I love that Lego for a new market salaries
and I go into malls, the toy stores, so there's that.
How much bigger does it need to be? That one's
already quote, I'll never know.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
How much more Lego is there, you know what I mean?
Like once the bricks are the.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Air, there is every now and then I'll get an
email because I'm on the Lego email though, email you
or the new sets, and I get a little bit
like oh and I look at it and sometimes I'm
just like, how has that not been a Lego yet? Fantastic?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Do you think that there's like sitters, you know, like
sitters that the people they haven't made but they haven't
made yet.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Well, I see this is like because they had all
the Formula one cars and now they've got Formula one
racing helmets of like the real famous drivers, and I
know the girls are loving their Formula one at the moment.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
And then there's course Star Wars Day was there was
a whole lot of new Star.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Wars lego, but that's what I made. Star Wars has
been around since like the seventies, Like what why have
they not already made them at this point?

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Have all made all the lego? Or they just keep
finding more?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Well, that's really sad.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
When finally an event I would have gone to shame
it a bald bearded guy that can go for me,
Ben Barrington been Barrington, because that says on the thing,
if you go there's a there's a door prize, is
going to want some of that.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Ben's gonna if he won the door prize, he'd take
care just the normal. You just want a board bearded
listener to go in your place. Maybe nine six one
six you ball bearded and all climb First of May
between six and eight to go to Selvie Park. You
can lend them your broken glasses, Beanie, your old glasses
because you've just got new glasses.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Time between six and eight am PPM. I sort of
feel like Flitch. We should go to be like do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
And then get some and then crush it. It does
not crush it or sprinkle about the car on the
motorgos legos. We don't care. Ye, do you know what
I mean? We could drop it from a great height
or something. See if the millennium founcon will fly off
the sky tower. Ye? Yes, mate, that could kill someone.

(58:19):
Joke speaking. Yes, we should go, just because you really
want to. We'll throw it off the wharf. My my
fiance is Chinese are the full hitter here in twenty
eight Do you think that would pass us?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Born, that'll pass.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
The Chinese version of you? Yes version, the Timmer version
sounds pretty handsome. Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Does d M podcast needwork play and Haley.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Do do.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Do doude? Dude? Dude?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Due Star Wars week here affect of the day.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
What was that look for? I was just thinking of
a computer program problem. No, I was just thinking about
something that I've got to do, so none of your business.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Oh now we want to know what do you got
to do today? What in the stressful life of Carl
Fletcher must be done today? Sorry, you're renovated.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
How did you buy that concrete rind? That concrete runn attentionment?
Why I am watching someone else renovate? It's very stressful.
He's had to move into a house twenty meters from
his own house.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
It's really hard.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Can you bring up my ox plays? Yes?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
It's one thing I do love about Star Wars the music.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
The music.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Do you know I've probably said this before.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
And twenty twenty two I was like, you have to
go to Star Wars convention in LA and it was
John williams ninetieth birthday. I watched him live conduct and
augestra playing John Williams either wrote this music.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
I watched him live conducted at ninety and it was
a wildly emotional his granddad's telling his war stories stories
again Star Wars. Lucky enough to witness with my own eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
The fine pop you're falling asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Today's fact of the day is that Harrison Ford was
never supposed to be in Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
You might know this Harrison Ford Harms solo. He was
a builder, right, correct, It was just a trading trading car.
He had appeared in American Graffiti, which was another George
Lucas movie, but since decided Hollywood wasn't really working out,
and you know, I had more luck with a more
consistent work as a carpenter, and it was all heartbreaking stuff.

(01:00:47):
So he was working at the offices of Fred Francis
Ford Coppola, a famous direct fairy, famous director of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
The Coppola family.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
He was working on a door, fixing a door.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh yeah, And George Lucas said, would you mind given
you know, I know you you were on my thing,
would you mind reading some lines with some other actors
who were auditioning your Han solo in there?

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yes, I don't mean it so Southern probably work on
my Harrison Ford hasn't had as much attention as my Arnie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah Beckham, David.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Beckhams, I mean it's not it's not a highest but
it is the honest. So it was through that audition
process that George looks is like, man, no one's as
good as you at this role.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
The reader. Yeah, you're reading it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
You're better than everybody else, would you be interested in
being a little and a little indie star Wars, A
little indie film I'm making called Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
I mean, like he little did he know that would
be the beginning of it, all of his humongous career,
humongous humonger's career.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
It's that he's so natural in it, Like he actually
does a really good performer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Yeah, you know what I mean. It's not amazing, it's
not super super hammy. It's the right kind of hand.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
So George Lucas had said at the time he always
liked casting people in these roles that he didn't know
them previously, because.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
He felt it skewed what he thought of the character.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
He wanted the actor to become the character, not the
character to become the actor, kind of like fuse. Yeah,
So that's why Star Wars was full of like either
people that were like perfect for the role, yeah, that
they were given at the time. So who was it
supposed to be? They just were running the process.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Yeah, they just ran through a whole lot of people
and said it on the fact that the guy were
in the lines with them was absolutely meant to be
Han solo And you could sit any other way, now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Could you the days Harrison Ford was never supposed to
be and Star Wars at alone harn solo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Fact of the day, Day Day, Day Day.

Speaker 8 (01:02:53):
The z M podcast Needwork plays z m's flesh Forn
and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Are you right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I want to know how bad or out of con
troll the stag or hens Do was, because this is
out of the UK. It's a it popped up on
read it, but then a whole bunch of surveys we're
confirming that people just think that not only are they
like a bit outdated, overly expensive and a waste of time,
but they can actually be incredibly disrespectful and undermine the

(01:03:18):
upcoming merit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Because that's one way of putting it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Because you know a lot more people are doing not
gendered parties and we just go out for some drunks
have a nice night, but there still are so many
things which is like dress up and humiliate particularly the groom,
and get them to go flirt with women and drink
too much and go to a strip club or all that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
The women.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
It's like the stripper comes over and he's rubbing his
crotch in your face and all this kind of stuff,
and it's there's still this idea that the hens Or
stagged was a last hurrah before being a married person,
and you're like, you're still a committed person.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yeah, it's why it is wild. I think the last
few that I've been to be very like and yes,
it's just to get together friends.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Just a party, but yeah, it's just seen as outdating.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
One where someone died last like the body thing like
and we were all going to have to let muckin
like that. Well, I mean I think we did the
right thing throw yes, well, don't say where we got
rid of the body.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Yeah, yeah, we weighed down sufficiently. Oh my god, down
the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Of the Yeah, I'm gonna be so annoyed that we
shared this away anyway? Was his dad? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I want to know though, because like we've all been
to them where they are quite traditional and they've gotten
quite control. How bad was the hens or stagged? You
can do it anonymously too, yes, because I do know. Yeah,
I I do know of a bride that did indeed connect.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
With the hired sounds clothes dancer. Really wow, how much
of the connection connection.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
As connected as two humans can be, and they still
got married.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah, wow, okay, oh
eight hundred dollars at in nine six nine sex. You
want to hear from you this morning? Textro call us
how bad was the hens do? Or stag do? We asked,
how bad the stag or the hens do? We're in
I don't know how many of these we can actually
read out. It's so bad we've stitched ourselves. We have

(01:05:33):
because so it's becoming more of a trend because people
are seeing staggners and hens.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Do disrespectful and undermining the upcoming marriage. Why would you
start your marriage or something so disrespectful. I withhold my opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Do what you want, But for me, it's some more
the fact that some of them are outrageously expensive. I
got a good message.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
I was a stripper, hooded stag parties. We were end
the show with whipping the stag and getting his best
man to give them one to.

Speaker 10 (01:06:01):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Stag kept eating us on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
To do more, harder, harder, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
With unlocked a little thing, a little kink.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Ended up with some pretty decent marks, but he asked
for it right anyway, His wife came and wanted to
press assault charges.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
He had been tied up and it was against his will.
He lied that he was enthusiastically consented.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
We're working a club and we have a lot of
CCTV footage, so we pulled up the footage for her.
We got new happy. Yeah. I bet she went straight
home back to him and had some words. Wow on you.
This is why I think it's better just to a
staggery hens even combined. You just have a big party.

(01:06:44):
Just have a party.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Unruly.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
But I don't know if we need to be getting
whipped something. He strippers as awkward as stag strips. It's
so awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Look you been to one with a like a male
strip of the air and it's just like you just
want to be like, mate, you just want to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I'm so sorry. Just sit down, you can hang out
for a bit. You seem nice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
You'll dance for us in this two bitch and flat,
you know this two bitche and rental.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
It's too much.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
My husband got tied to a wheelchair under the premise
of he was getting tied into the wheelchair for when
the dancers arrive. The dancers had a dance, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Then he got towed around the paddock by a ute.
Still strapped to the wheelchair. God, that's so that's taking it,
tipped over and they kept going.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Then they chucked them in the estuary on his side,
still tied to the wheelchair, broken ribs. Now this is
the only part I was actually told about it. I'm
sure a lot more happened than never made it, because my.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
God, around guys. Okay, that's crazy. Well, TV's coming in,
loving them nine and six nine some of them, will
keep yourself. There's many more guys anywhere. How bad was
the stag in the hens Necks? There are some wild
stories coming through. How bad was the hens do or
the stagg Doo? Brody Brody? What happened? It was horrible?

Speaker 11 (01:08:06):
Okay, So it was my first so like kins that
I had ever gone to as my sisters. Yeah, I
was like nineteen, and he comes in and he's kind
of like a sweaty mess when stripper.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
This is a stripper? Yeah okay, yeah, did he have
a same like? Was he pretending to be a copp
or something?

Speaker 11 (01:08:21):
Or I actually remember, I don't think it was that.
He mustn't have been that expensive because we come.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
In and everyone was a bit like and then getting
clothes off. Yeah, through through his little.

Speaker 11 (01:08:36):
Undies and yeah, they had full on skits in them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
They did.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
We're wearing black.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
That's awful. I'm so sorry as well. And we were
full on gaggy did you astand like a refund for
the skids, but honestly they should have skitty discount. Yeah, sky,
I always discount of skids. Yeah, oh, Brody, that's funny.

Speaker 11 (01:09:02):
Oh yeah, horrified me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
So yeah, okay, this like Brody, thank you so much
for your call. But I will say at the lesser
end of the yeah, like I think you got off
likely probably, Yeah, thank you, Brody. Where do we even
start podcasts? In the bag for the week.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
I feel like we could do an overflow podcast because
there is some some that can't be read on air.
You're giving me the lot like that sounds like too
much work?

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Yeah, I think it's a lot of work for the
producers who already do a lot of market today. So
I think I think you do they single Messageohnny and
then and you can deal with the you dance around.
And my husband was at his mate Stager. They tied
into a chair and got the strip of a whippon
with his own bout. Next thing, she kind of dropped
the bell, packed it up and didn't realize she picked
up from the wrong end, whipped them across the face
with the buckle end of the bolt and shipped his

(01:09:53):
front tooth. And Bruce love here turn to the wedding
with a chip tooth because the.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
What are you putting on the ac sea form? Whipped
and faced by stripper. That's what we need out. You
can't lie on an acc form. We need those end
of your stats with the funny stories.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Yeah, yeah, And the early two thousands were a few
of my girlfriends are getting married around the same time.
There was obviously a very small pool of mail strippers
doing the rotation in Auckland in these days. Every Hens
night it was the same guy. One time he came
as mister cowboy who could do the helicopter with this thing?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Mister, I'm sorry what helicopter before? It's that long that
it can do it like a fool.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Like the worst thing is like they're often at ease,
you know what I mean, And so you're like, why
are you showing off? Like that's your yeah, flaccid willie
around Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
My husband and I attempted separate stag and hens dos
and topoul I told him not to bother me at all.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
It was good work on not meeting up. At the
end of the night. Yeah, that's yeah. Seven cocktails.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
There were three three police cars pull up across the road.
I thought, how embarrassing they were there for my husband
for being too drunk. He spent the night in the
police cells and I at the time of my life.
My friends stag my friend's hins do. The stripper came
and stripper managed to give her a black eye with
his elbow after he yelled at people who weren't even
watching that he was going to smash their phones if

(01:11:19):
they were recording him.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Then before leaving he took a ship. We're okay, but
as a strip I can't you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
He probably went straight to Brodie's Hens doing just forgot
to wipe properly.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
And that's stip we've put too and two together. My
friends stagged you ended up on Police ten seven. If
you've seen the police tens, they used to do your
best of seven. He was always on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
He was wearing a lime green man cany. Down the
main street of Tuckerperna and Auckland. The police were called
about a naked.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Man, Hailey's looking, Haley's looking Police tens in the best
of every years it was. It was on the ten
year special and everything. Oh man keenie stag for my
mate Stagno, the rotten fruit from all the local fruit
and beer shops, tied by mate to a post in
the middle of the paddock.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Gave mcgridirro and helmet and a Crookeet cup for his
wienie and then we use those big slim shops.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
To launch rotten ministers launch. I would launching some rotten fruit,
but I would have loved to launch a watermelon like that.
But not at a person. Not a person, No, no,
of course not.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
My husband's still covered in scars from his stagnoo. Three
years on they said they were playing airsoft, which is
like paint ballocks. It was tiny plastic pellets. They stripped
down to his armies and every guests at the same
time emptied their clips onto him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Goodness me, yeah, fun lads gave we just some lads
having some fun. I was raised Mormon and used to
go to church with the skill. Was it a friend's
hens do? And they were getting ready for a stripper
to arrive. We're all sitting around and walks the stripper.
I look at him and I'm like, that's my friend's
brother from church. Got real real quick because once he.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Like, I'm the Mormons stripper, or she's like, I'm the
Mormon who's about to watch the stripper.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
No, worse for him, Yeah, worse for She's just an observer, right, Um,
I just say, we.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Never talk about this again. Yeah, we just never talk
about it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Do you want to come to the bathroom with me?

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
You shut your mouth and I'll shut mine.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
My father in law paid for a topless bartender for
my husband's stagger. They all clearly loved her, as if
we asked, they could still tell you what her name was,
even though it was five years ago. And sometimes my
father in law A wonder out loud what she's up
to now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Oh my god, it's so funny. She said she was
going to university. I wonder how well she's doing. Ah my,
these guys slapped my brother in law a viagara at
the start of a stag doo. Sounds funny. It wasn't funny.
It wasn't funny.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Here my husband hooked up with a random woman on
a stag doo told all my friends that I knew
about it. So don't talk to her about it because
she's a little bit shy about it. Don't bring it up,
bring us basically, don't bring it up with her. She okaeda,
but she doesn't want everybody knowing it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
I married and found out about this two months afterwards
because he was still seeing the woman from the stacks
and now he's married to her. What what? What?

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
What? What?

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
My exed?

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
My ex paid for.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
A sex worker for his mate, and his mate's stagged,
so it's suspicious that he may have indulged. Also, while
I was at home with our baby the wedding, I
felt sick for the bride. And then I also had
to pay the credit card bill off because he wasn't earning.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
And the search charge. What's the search charge on it?
Probably two probably two percent? Probably two percent. They've got ye,
they've probably got paid. Like I know, they've got those
things that they put on their phones, you know what
I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just think behave you know, behaving.

(01:14:45):
It is a lot that we can't read, a lot
that we can't not just for us.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
It's a few Matata's in here, Matada.

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
Plays it ends flesh for I figured it out.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
Not only we've mentioned that Jason's in the country. People,
I have seen him jasonmore, seen him at the cafes,
seen a round which makes me feel like Jack Black
must be here to run because Minecraft is filming filming.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Yeah, well Jack May put up a photo today and
it was Steve, his Minecraft character, like a painting of him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
So yeah, and he begs, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
I saw the week in the coolest scene downtown they
were filming and it was an overturned bus. It's very cool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
It's the biggest thing filming in New Zealand at the moment.
And then yesterday morning I drove past so where I
live out in west Auckland, which is a very popular
place to film because we've got lots of space.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
I guess, well, the studios are there, on the studios there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
The beaches are there, the kind of ambiguous locations are there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
It's a bit of forestry too, if you want to
rock a bit of forestry filming. I'm surrounded by a forest.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
So yesterday morning I was driving to work and we
leave very early in the morning, and I saw a
kerfuffle and it was just lights and everything, and there
were hundreds of cars at the strawberry fields near mine,
and strawberries.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
We're not strawberries.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
And even the season the thing they've turned over the
strawberry things and they've put the black yeah, plastic thing down.
It's strawberry prep. Time's prep prep premp pant then propagate them.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
So I locked another here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
I was like, what's there. I wasn't going that fast,
by the way, never worked. I've had some demerits this year.
I cannot afford to be spent.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Texting.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
I was at the lights anyway, So I go past
and I was like, oh, that looks huge.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
But I didn't really get a good look this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
I'm blemen potted past and I see arrows, film crew
parking here, catering parking here, dead at a parking here,
And I looked around the corner a little sign minecraft
So not only are they filming near me, this place
is like one hundred meters from my house. Oh wow,

(01:16:56):
it's walkable.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
It's walkable.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
I was thinking, like, do I just one here's my
thoughts start running again because I used to run down
that way.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Yeah, but you don't want to be running, Yeah, you
don't you saw those photos of yourself doing the ship.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Yeah, I'm just saying, put your best foot forward. Yeah,
it's like a winery is like gets going to a
winery like that. Then I was like, is it audacious?
I did have a message from Mark because I opened
my show on Saturday. I did have a message from
my producer saying, no more ticket giveaways.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
We're over capacity. We're actually gonna have to cull Oh
like they're going to actually shoot people on site. On site?
How decide?

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Vibe Stalin, Yeah, you better hide in the middle of
the gaggle. We'll get you in the middle by Sean
and Jared, I think, And we'll just.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Get you that group. Is that way you go?

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
So I don't feel bad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Someone's got a bit on the designated ugly fat, someone's
got a really and it's me what if I'm not there?
Who is it? Not saying wow? But because it's such
a huge step up, yeah yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
It's not ranked like that's not steps like even steps.
It's like the bottom step and then it's just sort
of the top. But I was like, do you think
it'll be audacious if I just like sent my show
post a sprowl on the brow and I will say
on which I look but phenomenally sexy. Just I drop
it to Jason and be like, remember because remember that
last year when I did the interview with I gave
him the the flyer for my show and he was like, man,

(01:18:31):
I wish I could.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Well, it's better than putting on your sweat pants and
running past the set just to try and get his attention.
But I'm you know them, send them the poster.

Speaker 6 (01:18:41):
Do it, Just do it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I'll just do it, Just do it, just because.

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
I'll pull up the latest posts from his girlfriend who's
auditioning to be and like the next man.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Would just it's important to what what he's blocked you? No, no, no,
he still follows. Man. But the last thing I seen
so embarrassed, what did you do? He was on remember.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Oh my god, I can play it. So the last
thing I seem to him, I did it on ear.
Do you remember this when we found out he was
going to be in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Could have filming a show sit in New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (01:19:19):
Love this?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
No, man, oh my god, you know what he said?

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Nothing, So I'm just like, do you know what, I'm
just that's why.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
Yeah, you're no. Wait you can unseen that? Did he
see it? Does it say scene? Or it's too long ago?

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
But I don't want the first thing that he sees
after to be deleted. A message assage.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
If you unsend an Instagram, it doesn't show it, just
it just disappears.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Don't do me do because I'll delete it. UNSINND it's
just gone. It's just gone.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
See now, he's not going to know you're crazy?

Speaker 11 (01:19:57):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
So what about now? Should have a voice?

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
No, no, no, oh no, I live around the corner.
Pop over, I've got a nice spark.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Play it call. Just send a poster of your show
and say want to come? What about this time? Can
you come this time? But the post is so suggestive? Okay,
I'll do it. Readly. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Recents favorites, Show poster.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
The right one? Are you hearing yourself? Back? Select the
right one? Is she hearing this all right? She's on
her own now? Mate?

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
You can you can trying to help this week so much?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Maybe you know so that your mom would be like,
you can make some time to learn from your own mistakes. Yeah,
sometimes you just let people be, don't you? Okay? I
feel dizzy. Also, the show Sprawl on the Prowler is
all about the absolute feral behavior of my last twelve months.
And I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
I've seen I don't want him here and I've sent
it well, I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Podcast needwork play m s.

Speaker 9 (01:20:54):
Flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
Right now, though, we want to ask the question, did
you all in pash shoe if you fell in love,
if you fell in love with someone not your type.
I've got to get rid of that. That's going to
be very You're going to have to find a clipborn
to man clip that we can play some context, idea

(01:21:19):
what you're talking about. I think people just laughing at
my great still alive. I feel we have lost. I
don't know know what Richie is a commentator, Richie, Richie,
Where was I saying?

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
Oh, I want to know if you fell in love
with someone who was not your type? Why and why?
Like what what broke through that barrier?

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I was just reading a beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
But you know, you know, so I was reading a
lovely article on insured heroes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Why do you? Why do you always? It's literally last lift?

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
It is literally a behavior, it's a company and know
it's a tizzy behavior. But you can't see that. So
there's just a beautiful Taranaki couple in their in their
kind of fifties talking about the fact that they were
not vibing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
And now they've been married three times.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Once for visa purposes, once for actual marriage purposes, and
want to renew their vals twenty years later. And they
were like, despite it all, because they met online, they
called each other a five out of ten.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
They were like, this is off.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
I'm not attracted to this at all. But they chatted
and built a friendship and the moment they met, they
were like, oh, oh, something's here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Your name, your name.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
I just thought it was a beautiful love story that
they battled through both admitting, oh, you're not my type,
but you're not my type either, Great, let's just be mates.
And they battled through that for one of the most
beautiful love stories ever that it's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
That is okay. And so you want to know similar
stories from.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
People stories When did you fall for somebody it wasn't
your type and you chucked them a bone and you
just went, you know what, may be, what are you here?

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Are you watching this clip Pakistani batters and this thing?
And I just literally founding was he a mad ruder?

Speaker 6 (01:23:12):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
How are we going to play? I care if you want?

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Okay, how do you go?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
And loocome back to the SGG players and umpires are
out there in the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
And now was he made a made ruter?

Speaker 11 (01:23:23):
And what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Was he the opening batsman out there for Pakistan?

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
They're worried? What do you mean? Was It's just stupid?
It's really stupid. But let's do it together. We want
to know right now, did you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Fall in love with someone who is not your type?
Because a beautiful story out of Taranaki actually a couple
that despite it all looked at each other and said, ooh,
you're not my type.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
I'll give you a five out of ten. But then there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Actually it traversed the world online from Canada all the
way to the next Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Right well, we had some responses. When did you fall
in love with someone that wasn't your time? Yeah, it
wasn't my type. He wasn't damaged to be on repair.
How refreshing. My partner doesn't drink, got no tattoos, and
not over six foot, which was my usual type.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Sounds like a boozer. Sounds like you're like a band boy. Yeah,
and he's the best person ever for me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
No, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
I felt for someone who wasn't my type, and now
my friends called him Boltimore. He ended bad not be named.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
I guess I dated him for two years. He wasn't
my usual type. He's twenty four years younger than me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
He is twenty four years younger than you. Whee'z me. Wow,
that's crazy. Some feedback on the text machine.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
I saw my husband, my now husband, and thought he
was gross and no way would have even date him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Twenty one years later, I guess I was wrong. That's
a You love a do up, don't a year women?
We love a rena. I give them a coat of paint. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
My type has always been well meaning, broke boys who
can't get this shit together. I felt for a rich
guy once and it was so refreshing, but I'd never
do that again because broke guys are better in bed,
because they need to be.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
They have to try harder. Yeahs, try harder. Yeah they do,
they do. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Oh, somebody's messaged a word, but it's one of those
ones where too many word letters have been wrong and
autocorrect couldn't even take a guess and that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Like, I don't know what this meshes.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Yeah, I hooked up with okay, I think it might
be my partner. Okay at a party when we were
both at school. I didn't really like them, but everybody
was just hooking up with people. Yeah right, felt obliged.
Thirty five years later, still together with a daughter and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
Nice to city slicker. I love what oh a city
slicker and I love island boys. My dreams of marrying
a big, beautiful brown boy and big beautiful brain bear
and move into the islands ended up marrying a bearded farmer.
He's the love of my life, but the complete opposite.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
To my type to ye yeah, yeah wow, by the yeah,
my husband was not my type back when we met
at high school. He was my best friend for every
year and just always there for me, which made me
fall in love with him. Now, I think he's the
hottest man, and his type would be the type i'd
go for if I was that's nice, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
I was Adam and I wasn't going to date a
DJ or an entrepreneur wasn't my vibe and wanted something
more stable.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
I met a man who was both of those things left.
My banker boyfriend took a chance to be married for
four years.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
With the baby. Garage is still full of dj G though,
Bye bye bye. I'm just gonna be adding the garage
jab at a cab. I see DJ's if I'm gonna
spin it and I'm gonna meshure up. But I'm going
to mix some shit right up like cake batter out there.
But I'm gonna have my headphones on so the banker
could slept okay, was up by a friend after coming

(01:27:01):
out a relationship. Went to meet this guy for coffee
after chatting, chatting on EMBc and Messenger. That's how long
ago this was. I thought this guy was a real
berga and had a pimped out van. Went for a
coffee because I felt sorry from This was December two
thousand and seven, fifteen years married and two kids later.
Maybe I just still feel sorry for Oh that's such
a cute story. It is cute. Bye bye, bybe. I'm

(01:27:22):
just gonna go into the garage of shots, some sick
new mags of a van Ye Bube bye bye.

Speaker 9 (01:27:28):
Plays that ends flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
There is news of a reunion and as you alluded,
to it is a holographic reunion. So artist that's passed away. No,
the Spy School alive and spoken for, just busy, can't sing?
Or what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
So that because he wants. There's been a lot of
talk about a reunion and a tour of the Spy Skills.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
But then, like Victoria has always been a no. She
did the Olympics one and she was like, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Busy with my husband daved beim.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
Yeah, it's been over twelve years.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Shut up, Sorry, something's happened.

Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
What the.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
For those listening without the visual accompaniment, I would say,
a vanload of hot traders, both men and woman of
the trade, of our trade federation. What's on Despine? Guys, Guys,
we're supposed to be broadcasting proficionals who aren't easily to
distracted like that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
We're not supposed to be distracted by Beard.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
And the course of the God I waved yet, Okay, anyway,
carry on the Spy Skills.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Flitch my lord, I'm sorry, Okay, you won't calm down breathing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Local Spicy Skills might be doing a and apparently a
virtual residency inspired by the Abber Holographic Show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Which apparently is it sounds like it would be a
terrible idea, but that people love the abits apparently amazing.
But it's I know, it's just it's so it's like
AI and fake and it's because they don't don't They
didn't theer one, there was a whole thing on how
they did it. Didn't They perform and they motion capture,
but then they de aged them and then holograph them.

(01:29:29):
Please please, please, Now if this was the other way around,
there was a woman out there and I was googly,
and because if googly, I'm sorry. If I Google, it's
like a clown card.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
There's more keep arriving and the shorts keeping short.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
I just don't God, this Mom's like as I wish
we were on television and the listener was the watch
and see. Yeah, another one in the bag and it's
a Fasanci bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give
us a writing and review and be sure want to
tell your mates you don't sound sincere there, but I'm
just reading what's written here

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
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