Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast network. This is from Fley's Big Pond.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy it happened for pets. Good morning,
Happy Thursday. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vawn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
So we're going to be able to say whatever we
want with no repercussions.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well when the broadcasting SANDUS authority goes Haley there. Yes,
it is so funny that you can say swear words.
Not funny that you could just completely misinform people and
there's no repercussions for it, like.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Your peed or something kind of BS. Yes, I'm saying BS,
but soon I'll say Bush.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's not going yet. Vorn, you need to be behaved.
When when is it showing? Oh you you're silly Waly,
silly billy, You're dumb.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
You're dumb bum.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Anyway, the wild West to be crazy like podcasts on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, oh gosh, so what wins it all wrapping up?
And we're not sure?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
They just said they're whinding it down?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Yeah so noial day. Yeah, we get on with it.
You crazy, crazy man, I think you crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
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Speaker 3 (01:20):
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We're going to tell you around seven thirty this morning
how you can get your hands on those.

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Speaker 2 (01:41):
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now to win.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
No, no, no, no, it's gonna You're gonna have to work
for these.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's gonna require you to yeah, really be creative. I
think yeah, I think you so too. The top six
morn very soon. Yeah. Citizenship tests the top six questions
for New Hope. Do we do we already have a test?
Is that America that has a test?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
America does the test. He also does a test.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I still have a test.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yes, there is, there's a there's a citizenship thing. You
go along and I think you answer a few sort
of arbitrary questions about right. Yeah, they're not deep, right,
but America does like the history.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Of the residence and that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
So they're talking about doing this for New Zealand. New
New Zealand citizens and you've gotta get a pass the
pass I got the trump six questions for new heartful
New Zealand citizens.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Next on the show, We're quite quick to judge as humans,
aren't we?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Ozempic is the topic. Next? How are we judging people
on ozempa or just.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Any weight, last drugs, any of the jabs, the jabs.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I'm not a judgmental person, he says, just before the
song comes in ZM.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Leach and Hailey Big pod.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Now are ozemp monro have you giving? You can't?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
That gets in a jam of majaro.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
I came home from Australia and I had to sit
down the Sprow family and I said, you look at him.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
They do they treat the They treat your pets like grandchildren.
They keep going, look what you've done to my boy?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Look, because you know it's for the cats, like Rollie's
quite a small cat.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
In general.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
It's the bird's eye view test when you look over yes,
and they're not supposed.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
To puff out in the merge. And he's ten, so
we need to be like we're keeping an eye. And
he was flaring in the merge. I mean, so am
I but we're having a little mid flair. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Article from the twelfth of December last year on ozempic
for cats is comingting it. That's on the owner. But
I see, I truly can't open the fridge. We've done that,
we exercise them. We need to stop feeding them so much.
Need it's that I've talked to it's about it's the
worst part about their job, having to tell people that

(03:57):
their cats. Person takes it really personal.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
My dad absolutely, because they just adore Raleigh and he's
the bears have been feeding him up.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
And then I told them off.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
We sat down for a family hooey and Mom said, no,
he hasn't and he's just it's winter and he's getting
his fairy coat. And so you pick him up, you
get on those scales and you weigh him. Two hundred
grams had put on since ize in Australia. He's a
little care he's only four point five. Yeah, that's a lot.
I just love a fat cat.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
I don't care. He's got a little heart murmur.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
He can't afford it them with kindness.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
We're talking about fatness because there's the jabs, all the jabs,
and they're very popular.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
As we saw in the met Gala.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's so crazy, like here in New Zealand. Now you
find out people are using them, and they just because
we just haven't had them. They were very hard to
get a hold of.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
I literally said to someone the other day, I was like, man,
you look him bloody tight, and they were like, it's this.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I was, but you were like, not even big beforehand,
but you can get in on it. So this was
published in the International Journal of Obesity.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, and obviously how big is the journal, Like, is
it like a magazine or is it like it's got
significantly slimmer. Lately used to come in a four. Yeah,
sort of an a three. Right, they've just made the
words small spines.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Bonus the whole thing. You're like, it's getting lighter.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
So I would say obviously for people on any side
of the heavier bodies, I guess, uh. Fat people have
been judged for years for being probably told you're lazy
and not making any effort or anything like that. Well
they did a study and now people are judged more

(05:38):
harshly for being on a weight loss g LP one
drug then they would be if they were just stayed
heavy and didn't try to lose weight.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
All that's insane what you saying is if you do
and if you don't.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, So it looked at people.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Their opinion on people who were bigger, heavy set, and
we're currently described as not attempting to lose any weight,
just enjoying their body, I guess, and their opinion on
people who are publicly taking a GLP one drug and
yet they had less positive personality traits, higher negative traits

(06:16):
if they were taking these weight loss jabs and people
were less willing.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I agree with this one. To socialize with people on
a JAB, then socialize with a fair person. No, because
they're on full and I'm just like, we're going to
order for the table.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
If you're ordering for the table, you can't take so,
I mean unless they are actually going to pay, you
can't ask the scout on the group no, I want
to pay a quarter because they only ate a quarter
because I'm on the JAB.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I mean, look as on you, none of us need
to go on this JAB, but I would be devastated.
It's one of our favorite things to do as a group.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let's go out and eat a nice meal.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
We know we've ordered correctly. When the waiter says to warn,
that's a bit much, and we.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Say thank you. Then that's what we'll proceed.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Also, after about eight dishes, I'm looking at them over
my glasses like this fine, and I'm like, and the
skirt steak and they're like I can tell they go yeah,
we're pushing. Yeah, and I'll go to more and then
we're going, yeah, shoulder and firs more.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah. Well, I mean, as you say, you can't bloody one,
you're going to get judged either way. So just tell
what your bloody want.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I guess the Fletchhall and Haley pod.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
From the unmoderated comments section.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
This is the top six. Hello there, bring you hopeful.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
New Zealand citizens will have to get a B plus
in the citizenship test. Yeah, so you've got to get
at least seventy five percent correct.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
What are we asking just general questions of New Zealand or.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Our road rules or our well no, that's the road
Royal test.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Now how we do things? The copopper of the country.
Do you talk it to Marie?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
You've got to sing a song, so yeah, but I mean,
as it stands, I think it is just a little
bit of a It'll be so it'll be taken in person.
So like when you would go to your driver's license
and just about like culture and green Team Multiple choice
questions twenty multiple choice questions.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, put your feet on the table.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Oh, I know it's bad.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I love a feet on the table, I know, and
for that I apologize.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
On the table, I love it. I love a butt
on the bench too, and I know that's a big no.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Not used to love something in my kitchen bench.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I love about on the bench. Um So I've got
six questions possible New Zealand citizens to become New Zealand citizens,
and you guys also.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Have to answer these.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I was going to say, flit shall we okay?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Shall we be like we're Brits and where and we
don't know? We don't Hello, Hi there, we'd like to
come and live in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
PA will come, We will come. Number of socks on
the lesson of the top socks questions hopeful New Zealand
sos Okay, number sucks.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
How many wheatbooks can use it? Oh lots? I reckon
I could do three, I could do five. Oh my god,
your big boy with a bit of milk sugar only
just enough wrong answer scale pass we passed.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Welcome to New Zealand. Five on the Top Sucks questions
for New Hopeful New Zealand. Sozons it what degrees celsy?
As do the gendles coming out of the cupboard.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
I wouldn't know, or any and all occasions with socks correct.
There was a truck question. Jendles are always here and
ready to go, even if it's wheat and you're taking
the bond down the driveway.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Okay, we're two for two, Number four.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
On the last of the Top Sucks Questions for New
Hopeful News zeal And. Sods what must one do at
three am when purchasing a POI from the local petrol station?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
And I gotta know this one? You've gotta blow on
air Korea? Yeah, yeah, must always blow.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Close to being the new.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Number three on the lust of the Top sus Questions
for the New Hopeful New Zealands. How many dars are
in Slice of Heaven?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Do you even know? It's twenty the whole song? No,
just in the first round, so then it will be
forty or.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Entry bar Dodd. So I don't want the does, the
bars or the dues.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I want the How long do we have to.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
As long as god?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Okay, so that's fourteen? So then it's twenty eight, and
then how does that happening? We just a moment of
appreciation for the harmonizing of that great harmonizing, great harmonize.
How many is six before the beat drops?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Is that correct? Do you even know?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Fifty six before the beat drops?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah? How many eighty four? Eighty four eighty four?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Its thirty six, right, because there's nine eighty four dosre's four.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
So there's fourteen dolls and a bar and a doude.
They don't count on.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
So it's fourteen. And then it's twenty eight times two.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Of fifty four eighty four on time fifty six eighty four.
All right, God's pretty close to you, guys.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Okay, I'm told we only need to be plus darling,
get or I forget.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I can't do the myths here. How many wax? Number
two on the top sux questions hopeful koizons, How many
wax is Karen gonna get a Rachel doesn't get a
twenty bucks back?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
It's twenty f and wax twenty.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I would have I wouldn't have accepted just twenty. No,
it's twenty wax wax. Yeah, and number one on the
list of the top Sux questions for hopeful Kowi suddlezons
is of right now? Where isn't doctor Ropata?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Oh god, no, I know this one. It's not somewhere
I believe it's not.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Is it South America?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It is Central? Not in Porto Rican, You're not in
Puerto Rico.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
No close, It's.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Got Tamala Bingo.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, welcome, welcome.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
My god. I can't wait to do the hacker have
one a little bit of it.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I'll give that one some space. How key, we's trembling
on the We may have misled you when it's appropriate
to do.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
I've seen it on my tangy days. We all have
unfortunate That is today's sub sex.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Does that end podcast network?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
This is New Zealand specific By the way, the New
Zealand Health to Order have collected a lot of data
on what we as New Zealanders.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Are dying of, and sharks don't even on the list.
I'm going to tell you there's no shark category specifically.
That'd be more shark.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
To go to the sharks exhibition at the museum. That's
really cool. What do you mean there's a shark's exhibition.
Sharks exhibition at museum. There's museummorial. No, it's it's not actual.
It's just like what it's like to what a hammerhead
looks like. By the way, a hammerheads remembers a kid
just being terrified of them. I've never seen one in
real life.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
They got so newly up in the blender ae them
and platypuses like happened.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
In the hammerhead. I don't know, but I'm breeding. I reckon. Yeah,
they've shagged, you know, like the eyes go far apart.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, we've got real squea heads.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, you've been with your cousin, haven't you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
So this is thus as data from twenty thirteen to
twenty twenty two, and they finally kind of put it
all together to get the information of how we are
dying based on the decade we're.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
In certificate information where it is your name, date to death,
and patches of death.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Jesus, should we start with the young uns twenties?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
It's external injuries, things like unintentional falls, burns, vehicle crashes.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Oh yeah, okay, dog bites and drownings are in there.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Dog bite, dog bites, drownings is massive in this country.
Drownings always blow my mind. They're as high as our roadtop. Yeah,
it's nuts.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
And do you know with.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
These external injuries higher numbers with men because of their
risk taking activity, they're risk risk averseitudes.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
They're brain Your brain doesn't our brains don't kind of
cack it until what late twenties, mid twenties, Yeah, your
frontal cortex.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
So we're bloody decades the whole time. Yeah, okay, So
then in your thirties, this is me here every risk.
So we're talking your cancers, you heart disease, everything's rising.
Everything rises we reach our thirties.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
But the number one cause of death in your thirties
and New Zealand cancer Isn't that crazy in.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Your because it's nuts now that so many young people
are getting like can so many it's all around the world.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, thirties, it's cancer is just above your external injuries, right,
your your crashes.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
And right it's meeting a stranger in the barley forest
on the list.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
It's not that's in the show Sprout on the prow.
I'm excited. I'm excited for the lime.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, we get to know all about that evening, but no,
getting a one hour uber into the forest of Indonesia
is not not on the last. You've got road deaths,
heart disease, stroke, diabetes, external injuries, and cancer.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Cancer. Thirties brother just above your.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Okay, okay, so what about your forties?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
The leap, but the the the jump between number one
and number two and your forties is huge. Cancer in
your forties one massive Number one leaps and bounds above.
Heart disease enters the story here, heart disease than your
car crashes or your falls attacks whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Cnipers all for dudes over forty, you just can get you.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
So lung cancer, bow cancer, prostate, breast and pancreas.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
That's what's coming for you in your fourties. Lung it's
a little. That's good. Away the very depressive. Sorry, why
did you.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
In your fifties you are going to die from cancer.
I'm sort of doing this and your sixties cancer is
cancer and heart disease, and you see these gifts. What
there's cancer and hard to.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Say, okay, but I don't want to jinx it. But
speaking of like long GIV, I just.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Want to say eighties heart disease trumps cancer that cancers
if you've survived it by then, yeah, but if.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
We want to end this on a high in Edinburgh
on Saturday, New Zealand time. It's going to be.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I'm going to say anything on ear until it had happened.
It's been in the news all week.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's been in these like all monthly planning, big celebrations
and shut you've done everything.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
You have done it.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yes, someone just said, I'm glad I work up for
this cheery chair. Oh I just really really apologize.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Someone someone said I thought you said sharks, not sharks.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
And I want to just confirm my zero disc from
shouting themselves to death and you die of Obsaris Verge
The z.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
M podcast network play z MS Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Haley selling Little Pools.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Silly little pottle poo, silly little pole, silly silly little pole.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's all thanks to macis this week at six fifty
six a m McDonald's breakfast serving until eleven am, and
all this week when you take part in sell Little Pole,
we could draw you out and give you a month
with mackets. Today's question do you and your partner go
to beard at the same time? The options were yes

(19:07):
always most of the time, or no. Hardly ever, if
you're on the same schedules.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yes, And my experience of having a partner that's I'm
gonna frame that.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
He would go to bed at the same time, but
not going to sleep, but a phone or movie or
something and just kind of exist in your space.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
But I'm asleep. Yeah, yeah, because we got a bit early.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
We try to, so we got a bit early.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Let's trut home at ten pm last night.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
That's yeah. Well, this is how it went. At the lowest,
at twenty five percent, is yes always, oh okay, only
a quarter of people going to bed at the same
time as their partner. Wow. Thirty two percent said no,
hardly ever, and forty three percent said most of the time, okay,
no rock hard rules on it. You're right. He works remotely,

(19:58):
so works nights until one am and I'm in bed early,
all right, so you're like passing ships. Yeah, yeah, okay,
have a lot of one am cuddle and then yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Usually on weekends.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Is oh, she's not win, She's done for the whole Ginvere, Guinevere.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I'm a nurse that does.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Evening shift two BM till eleven pm, whereas my partner,
as a trade works hard and it's asleep by nine.
Thanks to your service. Yeah, thanks to your service. Yeah,
the nurse, not the trading. Oh, thank you for your
service in your house.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
You're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Danna said, I'm asleep when he gets home from work,
and he's asleep when I leave for work. I work
from eight till four and he's a two BM till twelve.
Do you think that that's the secret?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Weeks the secret to a good relationship has never seen
each other.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
And to answer your next question very raally, yeah, yeah, okay.
Affecting the sex life, yeah, I bet it work. That's
gonna have a freaking weekend. Yeah, baby, a freaky wiki.
Kate said, if by partner you mean dog, then yes,
although I make him sleep in the lounge, I got

(21:08):
to bed at the same time, but not in the
same beard. Steff said, yes always. It really simplifies things
when one of us doesn't exist. Oh, she's single, Samantha said,
I'm an early bird and he's a night our. So
I wint at one cranky girlfriend if we even try
to go to bed together.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Kristen said, five weeks old.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Need I say more?

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Sleeping there trying? But now I say, you know what, good.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
A month for meccas, Oh lovely well, thank you, thank
you McDonald's breakfast, having to live in them, that baby
is going to be by my calculations. Eleven weeks old.
When you run out of meccas, that's great, that's double,
it's that's good. That's not right. But three months, four

(21:54):
weeks now, I've got that wrong. Nine nine weeks old.
I need nine hours sleep and he needs about six
s am. And he games to the and I read
a book with it and pass out with the fifth
their minutes. Weeknights, yes, weeknights, no, thanks.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
To the NRL.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, watching the sports the same time, says Trash. Very
different intentions.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Oh sleepy, sleepy, sleepy sleeping for some little part.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
We said to you and your partner go to bed
at the same time and only one.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Quarter if you do.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
Play that in flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I loved harder at this than I wanted to there.
We want to know what went wrong in the school play.
You am dram productions.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Some of these high schools, you wouldn't call them a play,
you'd call them a you know show. Private schools do
a higher budget production than most, Like be Kids.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Yeah, I can't remember that.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Last one we did was Midsummer Night's Train, But we
keep we keep them pretty simple, I think.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
But last mid siminar Stream Shakespeare, we kept it simple.
We keep it simple.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
It was an abridged version because he did go on
a bit.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
So there's a great video that's doing the rounds online
of a school production.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
And these guys have built their.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Own puppet, almost like warhorse, if you've seen it, Like
they're kind of puppeteering a cow and they've built it
out of all this kind of white little bits and bobs.
You can see him in the wing. He's ready for
his entrance. He's in black as the puppeteer. The white
sort of cow stick situation is in his hands, ready
to enter.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
He's as cue. He enters the thing like shatters into
I want to say, a.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Hundred pieces immediately doesn't end there, because he keeps walking,
trips over one of the pieces and absolutely face.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Plants at the edge of the stage. Say that word,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'm so sorry, face planet the rim of the stage,
at the outer.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Drop, at the drop of the stage, the drop of
the stage. Face plants at the drop in the stage.
It is like it couldn't have gone worse.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
But it's delightful to watch. I think, much better than
the performance of the cow Puppet.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I mean, if you were a parent, bought out of
your mind that kind of that would really tickle you
in you know, god something.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah, this is so so. We want to know what
went wrong in your school play. I don't. I don't.
I don't have a story.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I don't well, I was never in one.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Yeah, terrible.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I mean I think at primary school. I think I
was like right at the back. I was a tree
or something. Yeah, but nothing.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Producer Shannon, didn't you have a I seem to recall
a minstrel incident?

Speaker 8 (24:34):
Yeah? Yeah, I was an intermediate and I was playing
Anita and West Side Story, which is problematic I can acknowledge.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Wait a minute, I don't know you are I am not?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, and if I was gonna you were as far
away from Spanish as you could guess where.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
We will stand by you in this because we've all
done stuff we're not proud of you. Did you come
in up? Wait a minute, yeah, yeah, there was there
was problems. You were far younger that young I want young.
What year would you have twenty twelve? Years old, I
reject standing by you.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
Wow, my decision, it was a creative decision.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Twelve, it's terrible. My tongue in flat mate when he
got immigration wanted to be in the Legal Immigrant Party
in two thousand and seven and we said okay, and
that album's hidden on Facebook now.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
But that was five years prior. Yeah, different times, different times.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
So but listen to the description of Anita as a
sharp wooded Puerto Rican immigrants. Shean bodies strength and vulnerability. Yes,
that's truly how I described in my last Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, exactly. I'm not proud of it.

Speaker 8 (25:38):
But no, it was traumatic because not only was I
not making a good racial decision, I got.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
All made racial decisions.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I got my very first period, like a few minutes before.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Going on stage. Genuinely thought I was dying. Did you
have a toilet paper ward in your unda? Because you
don't get you're not prepared.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I know.

Speaker 8 (25:57):
I remember just thinking, and I'm sure if female goes
through this when you're that young, you think everyone can tell,
Like I thought everyone's going to You're gonna walk out
and be like you just got your period, crying, And
I was so nervous, and I think I missed up
my lines, which honestly, probably I should have.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
I didn't deserve. Can we ask the final question, did
you do a Porto Rican accent?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
No, it was like this is you didn't.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Know?

Speaker 4 (26:26):
It was like very it was.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I have.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
With your blonde hair, but you had a tan on.
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
If it's fumbling lines or it's like being so nervous.
But some people could have bombed on stage.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I've tried.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I remember when we did Richard the Third and I
was Richard. So let's say I had a lot of lines,
and I remember just looking at the person on stage
and just going, I.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Don't know what to do next.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
And I think she had to improve Shakespearean back to
me to get you on train. Didn'st thou wantest to
refer to thine cousin, And I'm like, it is, thank
you very much.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Okay, So I'll wait one hundred dollars a nymone want
to take your calls now?

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Text?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
And as well, nine six nine six?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
What went wrong in the school play? Right now?

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Right now? That's wrong in the school play. We need
to go badly on stage.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
The guy built a.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Puppet for his play, in which he was a puppeteer,
and there was puppeteering a clown and it fell apart,
and then he tripped up on it and face planted
at the precipice of the stage.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Was this a school production?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
You're not living that down?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
No, no, change school, Nikola. What happened? When did the
school production go wrong? With the production?

Speaker 9 (27:41):
Why is it me?

Speaker 4 (27:42):
That's you? Is your name? Nicola?

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (27:44):
Said right?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Go ahead, Nicola, l go Aheadlo.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
This was a play about the three bully Goats Grass.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I think I was one of the bully groats grass
and I was on the stage of theatrol and she
suddenly tore.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Off the stage, screaming, I've got to go the toilet.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Leave like droplets of your ride behind you.

Speaker 10 (28:07):
Were just rolling their feet.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
You would as a parent.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
They would just be the funniest. How old were you
guys about ace or something? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
On No?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
And did she ever live that down?

Speaker 8 (28:18):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Did you get a nickname from it?

Speaker 8 (28:20):
No?

Speaker 10 (28:20):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
But she stayed in the toilet for the rest of
the night, refused to come out regularly wep my pants
at primary school?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
On stage is next?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Nikola?

Speaker 8 (28:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Some messages some quick feedbacks on Instagram. Alie said, there
made me were a giant square present costume and I
fell over and couldn't get up. Thirty three years later,
still scarred by that one. And I said, someone took
a ship backstage, and so the teacher holded the production
to try to get anyone to admit to doing the
poose backstage. Always loved when a teacher would get a
room full of kids and no one would budge, Yeah,

(28:56):
we are not leaving until someone owns up to this.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Your lunchtime. It's your lunchtime all.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
The time in the world, yours terms. Yeah, all the
time in the world, me too. Legally, did you ever
have a like staying after school? Like we're not leaving
here into whatever?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
All?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I got to catch a barcemas And actually this is
against the Geneva convention because you're keeping us, sh're keeping
us presenter.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I do not consent. I do not consent to being here.
I don't release me.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Release me. Instead of saying hockey, football and soccer, I
said football socky and howker I've never been back on
the stage. Oh, never stepped foot. Sheila said, both of
my kids have played, and William and Romeo and Juliet Mercutio,

(29:44):
Macusier Cushier at different times. I'm not culture culture, I'm
an un coaching s Fine Macusier. When my son William
played Maccusier and died, I cried it was a performance
of a lifetime. When my daughter Robin played Macusier and died,
I shouted yay, and Robin then playing dead because she
said thanks.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Mum, okay, that's pretty cute.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
During one school production, my hat fell off and somebody
fell over trying to grab it, and it became like.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
One of those oh yeah, everything went.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Horribly horribly wrong. The two thousand and four more to
type my primary Well, did you know in two thousand
and four years primary school school production was Austin Powers
to make you haun It? What part of Austin Powers
would be appropriate for children to wait?

Speaker 4 (30:30):
Shag now or shag later?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Has it actually been made into a music No?

Speaker 4 (30:36):
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
As with those films two and four, When did I
leave two thousand and two?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh my god, that's two two years after you leave.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Why has he not been another Austin Powers movie?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Is?

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
It's given only a matter of time.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
It is a perfect franchise, three glorious films, and we
demand a fourth. Give it to us. Do you want
to make you? Imagine a little twelve year old? Do
you want to make you?

Speaker 10 (31:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
And my nervous date, I got the giggles and blue
an enormous snot bubble on my nose when everyone I
still think about twenty five years later. Bubbles are so
shame the people that still have like the trauma and
scars from and the memories. Yeah, yeah, hand a message.
I was in the Nativity play one year for a
Catholic school and got cast as Mary.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Lead roll, Yeah, lead roll.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Without Mary, there'd be no Jesus, that's right. I had
one line and all I got to say was, but
why Joseph. This is my lesson that the patriarchal oppression
starts early.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
But why Joseph?

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
And that's it. You know.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
There are no small parts, only small actors. That's what
I was taught. Wow, that's what you make of it.
So I bet you when you said but why Joseph,
it changed the whole production. You gave it everything. You
gave it everything plays.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
It ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Sitt ms Fleehborne and Haley Fly And.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
We announced it yesterday the genuine friends taur We are
live Fleachborne and Haley at the Opera House in Wellington
Friday the ninth of October, Hamilton the bean Zi Theater.
That's shiny and brand new, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
That's Saturday.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
And I actually paid for that because you've got a
b n ZI mortgage.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, that'll be in Hamilton the teenth of October and
crash it the James Hay Theater which is beautiful. That
show will be on Friday, October sixteenth. Now the presale
live nation tickets are tomorrow at nine o'clock, so livenation
dot co dot mzi to get the info and to
sign up. General sale will be this Monday at ten am.

(32:42):
All those details that sit him online. But but we
have a double pass to give away. Yeah, but it
will require some effort from you. It's not just a
call up now to win. Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Been there done that? It's bora. We need to promote
the show we do, and we need to get the
word out there we do.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
And I just think we've got the silliest, billiest listeners
and so and we want everyone to know that this
show is coming, and then we want you to get
your tickets and then sorry, sold out, Yeah, sorry, sold out.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
So here's the idea. There some friendly rivalry in the industry,
isn't there. Yeah, we've decided to call this undercover promoter. Yeah,
your job sort of guerrilla marketing of sorts. Actually, do
you have some kind of espionage undercovered music?

Speaker 8 (33:27):
I think like.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Mission impossible. Yeah, that could actually be quite f that's
sort of spy under undercover. Yeah, undercover here he goes. Yeah, yeah,
this is good. That's the Mission impossible.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Three. It's punchy.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's good. That's good. So here's what we need you
to do.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
You've basically you've got a r in another radio station momentarily,
leavers momentarily, but the purposes you're always with us for
the purpose of free tickets. You don't tell anyone you've
got to get on here with another radio station.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
They'll do a phoner. When did your bloody missus purs
you off this week?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Whatever the station is, Actually, that's actually a great pune
we should.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
For tomorrow, Carwan.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
When did your message of this week? Would probably do
a hubby, when did your hobby.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Female female station? We would right?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Okay would your husband?

Speaker 4 (34:35):
This week you get what.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Is this minions? Okay, this is the official theme for
undercover promoter. Promoter, we need you to get on another
radio station live. You're not going to be able to
do it pre recorded because they're.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Here, You're not come.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
So say they're doing a phone topic, what did you
bring for lunch today? You're going to call them.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
You're gonna say, guys, I've got a bachelor's handbag recip
I love to share with the guys. That's going to
peak the interest of the producers who are probably answering
the phone out wait right there, yeah, yeah, so producers.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
So they're going to get through to whatever radio station's
producers their version of you, and.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Then they've got to say. You've got to say on air,
what are we going to mate? Are you guys giving
Awa any tickets to Fletch for one and Haley Live? Okay,
that's what you've got to say.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
So even but don't tell the producers you're just going
to take part in their phone and topic and you say, oh,
I've bought in a stinky fish.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
They're gonna love it. Funny story.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get through, and they'll say, we've
got Sandra here, what did you bring for lunch?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
And you're saying the phone and topic, what did your
misses do to Percy off this week?

Speaker 8 (35:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yeah, yeah yeah, And then at the end you're gonna say, oh,
by the way, are you guys giving away tickets to
Fletch for live?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Yes? Great?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Now, producers, you you vet our calls.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
People call up and not every one makes it on
a here, So what are some tips for our listeners
now who are going to go undercover to promote our
show on another radio station to get through on air?

Speaker 8 (36:11):
So don't tell the producers you're going to do this.
Don't give any inkling that you're gonna stitch them up.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Wait, are we stitching ourselves up?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
People telling people that they can do that, they might
stitch us up in the future.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Don't or I'll no, yeah, no, I think you've got
we've got to tet. We know when we're getting pranked.
Called where my refrigerator is running? Shut up?

Speaker 8 (36:36):
But no, make sure you sound excited, happy to be there,
and do not tell the producers what's going on. They
won't put you to air, just say you're going to
call in about the stinky fish.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Or have a funny story. If it's talk back, you
know they might be doing just goficiaries fine in topics.
So what should we come from the beneficiaries this week?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Don't swear to the producers as well.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
Don't do anything that makes you seem risky.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
We want you to be a spy, not a not
a undercover undercover banana.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
You're your ominion man, you're our undercovered promoter because you've
got to.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Get on here. And don't samline.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Are you giving away tickets to Fletchborne and Hailey Live?
And then the job is that now we're going to
give a double pass of the first person that does this,
So it might take a.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Day or two. You can just text us or call us.
I've done it now.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
If it's a if it's one of the big major
radio stations, we'll be up to the audio of it.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
But we can do a little radio station.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
You're going to have to record, use your phone to
record the radio because you'll be on your phone, will
use someone else's phone.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
It's going to take planning.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
It's going to take a bit of planning. The more
proof the better, And so would you say either.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Call us while we're on air or send a message
to Instagram.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Yeah, if you ZDM anywhere on social media and Steve Facebook,
I'll be across it.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
And don't crank us.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
The promoter undercovered promo again. Okay, the first person that
gets this line on another radio station, are you giving
away tickets to fletch Thorne and Hailey Live?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Also?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
You know, if this doesn't happen, at least we found.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
This the ZM podcast network.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Play z MS. Fletch Thorn and Haley Stance.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
New Zealand have released figures. They released figures on Monday,
and New Zealand is leading the way guys.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
And not getting married. That's all right.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, it's a changing world, and it's a changing world.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
I don't I don't think i'll ever bother.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I don't think i'll do it again.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Nah, just if you've just joined the show, was married.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Every time you say, every time you just say something
like that, there's so many people are like, what have
I missed?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I did a tiny little gig the other day with
what I would call our target demo, and I mentioned
a little stand up set.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
And I said, oh, I super read last this woman.
What I was like, Oh God, where have you been.
You've missed a lot, You've missed a lot.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Well, the figure show that there were seventeen thousand, four
hundred and eighty one marriages and civil unions registered in
twenty twenty five. It's a lot, is it a lot?
How many?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Seventeen?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
So just under eighteen thousand marriages, two thousand marriages in
a year, and now that's down three percent on twenty
twenty four, and it just continues a downward slide. It
stretches back more than half a century. Still, three hundred
and forty five marriages a week. Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah, that's I thought. It's a lot too.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Winning wedding venues, but that'll be anything from assigned the
paper at the courthouse.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Yeah, summer on weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
So the marriage right in twenty twenty five with seven
point six per one thousand eligible people.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Yes, so not your underages.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yes, roughly half of what it was in two thousand
and far below the nineteen seventy one peaks. Nineteen anyone
was whenever allone was getting.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Married in the twenties and then moving in together.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Now, that would have been the post that would have
been the post war boom of population heading.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
That age where they could get they could get married.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Divorces also ticked up last year five percent, So up
five percent to seven thousand, eight hundred and eighty seven.
So that doesn't include your one because next year, next
year will be you'll be in the stats. And for
the ford to being part of statistics. Vaorn Smith looks
forward to being part of statistics.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
He's not part of many interesting ones.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
So for the first time the divorce rate exceeded the
marriage rate.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
What does that tell you? So? Because what was it
always one?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Wasn't it always like?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
But it was a skewed thing because okay, so any
year of divorce like that's that's all the cumulative marriages
years before for that year compared it to one year's marriage.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
You will contribute in the future stats in it.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Sees they use different base populations. Oh, I don't know,
so I don't know how they look. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
It's numbers. I didn't I'm not good at numbers.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, crazy, or someone just messaged in um it's Thorn's
current partner ethnic okay war would you like.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
To yes, respond to ambiguously racially ambiguous. Yes, someone asked
if she was dean last weekend went down pretty bloody.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Well no, someone just messaged in resident wedding photographer here.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Weddings are definitely on a decline. We're seeing it with
bookies bookings. When's Haley and Vaughn's wedding? No, I'm too
white and too lippy, too much, too much?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yeah, yeah, I don't believe. Don't believe everything you read.
I would like to know what like not.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
We're not taking calls, but you can just text. And
if you were involved in the wedding industry, like like
a wedding photographer, if there's less work, what are you doing.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
To get wildlife?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Back to the birds.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I would pay you top dollar of some lovely train pictures.
Or if a plane flies over and you get a
cool picture of but there's no money in that. You
can sell it to more people when you sell wedding photos.
The only people that want to buy them and the
two people that got married. If you take a cool
picture of a train, everyone with autism wants it, and
there's so many of us people.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Do you know what I reckon?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Wedding photographers need to start doing what they do at
the marathons and just putting all the photos online and
putting the watermark through them Marathon Sports copyright, registered trademark
or whatever. And then you know your auntie might buy
a couple and you charge full premium like school photos. Yeah,

(42:42):
you're not about photos.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yeah everything though, are you hear dresses and your makeup
artists and stuff, because you can charge a premium for wedding.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Well, it's official. Lovers Did Dying.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Dying the podcast network, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (43:00):
Fledged Vaughn and Hayley give it.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Petty with the X sometimes, don't you.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
And there was a woman in Utah who has been
arrested for her petty little revenge move. So she broke
up with her partner and he posted a cryptic little
Instagram story which is really embarrassing from him saying running
into the future. So then this woman thought it would
be a good idea to sign her X up to

(43:26):
eighty eight physical challenges including marathons, half marathons, triathlons, mark challenges,
and endurance tests. Yeah, and like that's you know, that's
it's kind of an old trope where you just you
sign them up to email things and stuff, paying entry fees.
She was paying entry fees and printing the bibs and
having them seen, and eventually he started getting all of

(43:48):
these email confirmations like congratulations, you're registered for this marathon.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
In this marathon, we'll see on this date. Here's your
bib number, Da da da da da. And he went
to police and I can't put up with this. Eighty
eight Is that harassment or so? It's misuse of personal
information as much she was arrested for.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Because that's an age signing your friends up for mailing list,
and she was signing up under the premise of being.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Him being him right, so like using his address, his name,
his email, his phone number.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Have you read the terms and conditions? Yep, you can
only sign yourself up.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Because endurance tests as well.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
You probably have to say, like you know, I've consulted
with a doctor to dona, you would have signed it all.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
She has actually got to rest it and what should
be charged or fine? It's funny at least he's running
towards his future, I mean.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Because it's clever. Do you know what I mean? Yeah,
I'm running, running towards my future. She's like, I'll mate,
you run eighty eight endurance tests.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Does that M podcast network.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Play z MS flesh Worn and Haley?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Have you got a squirrel?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Have you also listened to watch Trump to a cognitive
test before? So just let me shut that down one. Sorry, guys,
it was really really funny. It was just recognizing animals
from drawings. It's just like, yes, what a three year
old well undercover promoter? As a competition, we started only

(45:23):
what forty minutes ago? Yep, and already it appears somebody
may have won our competition. Emily joins us. Good morning, Emily, morning,
you got on air. For those that have just joined us,
we set the challenge for any listener. The first person
that could get on another radio station, any radio session

(45:45):
and utter the words are you giving away tickets to
Fletchborne and Haley Live? They would win a double pass,
the first double past, the first double pass.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
So, Emily, you claim that you have managed to do this?

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Did I manage to you on the edge?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh well, we don't say that word.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
The corner? Yeah, the corner.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
So you managed to get on the corner radio station?

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Right, okay?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
And what did you what was the phone and topic
that you fake took part in? And how did you
What was your tactic?

Speaker 6 (46:18):
So it was what what if Courrea's seen?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, great, that's a really great we've done
that because remember Haley went to the door note and
the couriers saw your bits.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Let's exprowl. That's that's that sounds like that's six book.
I should Actually it's.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
A great story. So what and so you were like, oh,
devise a story, Emily.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
It was a real story.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
But okay, yeah, it gives it. Okay, yeah, wait now
I want to hear the story.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Well, well, yeah, we've got it.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
We've got okay, we've apparently picked up a little sample
of this is cover from the monitoring ear check and
this is you on the on the radio station and
let's let's take a lesson him morning.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
What did the career walk in on?

Speaker 5 (47:06):
So I have a small business, wax smelt.

Speaker 10 (47:10):
I do that so that I can blame check it
to sleep Short and Hailey Live, which.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I believe this is probably something from them that they
say you will win tickets if you get on.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Well we're presite. I'm so embarrassed real quick, Emily, congratulations,
that was so good from you.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
You know, like, well, we thought about doing this yesterday
and then coincidentally, for the first time ever in all
the years we've both been doing breakfast radio. Clint from
the radio station in the corner and I pulled up
at the traffic lights next to each other coming off
the motorway today and.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
He waved to me and I waved to him, and
we rolled the window down. I was like, you know,
made away and he's like, yeah, good, thanks, how are you?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
And he's like good, thanks, and he's like, hey, I
saw you guys doing the tool Later in the he
gave me a thumbs over.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
He said, bis and luck, we're selling that out. And
I said, thanks, mate, have a great day. And then
the light when green and and now look at that.

Speaker 9 (48:15):
We're what what have my T shirt from last year
when I came and seeing you guys and christ Church, Well.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Emily, we're coming back. You've nailed it.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
We've got a double pass to Fleetch one and Hailey live. Congratulations,
that's the first double pass.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Are like, do we send I feel bad for the hitch?
Do we send excuse me, sorry, the casp do we send.

Speaker 8 (48:42):
Well?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Can we send them some of your mounts?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Simily?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Do you have any melts left over your business, my
small business. Yeah, you go on, I seem speared, doesn't it.

Speaker 9 (48:51):
I run sweet as since I do jelly Waxed month.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I'm one of the only people in New Zealand that
works with jellywack like the sounds like, tastes delicious. It around.
They also make good Mother's Day presents.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
If you are in like Canterbury area, I can deliver.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Where do people find you? Emily? Do you have a
ground this Instagram?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Tektok sweet sweet to website?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Look at that well, support in doing the hustle and
a couple of tickets to Fleechhorne and Hailey Live. Congratulations
to Emily.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
We'll find some way of apologizing to the we were
we were.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
I just feel like sending the freak out to our
show feels like a like a nunnisting some flowers.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Maybe the ZM podcast network lay z MS flesh Thorn
and Hailey listen.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I'm trying a new thing and I am really into it.
I was in Australia and I went into the Evilsara
and I was looking around. Found is that like a yeah,
they're quite problematic.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
And I went in there and I was.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Looking were literally saying the shop was called evil.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Zara. No no, no, no, no, Zara.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Just at its core evil it's either fat shaming you
or getting children to make the clients anyways.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
So and then the kids that make the clothes call
you fat too.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Yeah, miss, you're fat.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
So I went in there and I found myself this
little accessory that I have been wearing on stage out
and about its social events, but I have not worn
it to work. And this morning I've got the most
rogue outfit on and I just thought, you know what,
I'm a paper on and I know we're going to
take some feedback about my little neckerchief. It's a small,

(50:37):
thin scarf, little it.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Looks like a Scout troop yeah, or like you're a
French investigator, yeah, with a little spider badge.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Like that's a little thing. And it's just an alternative
to a neck class and it really made me.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
It's kind of for my whole A Nirvana T shirt
not mine, and a coat and a jacket, a blazer.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
I picked what was on the floor this morning at
a house. It was not mine.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
It's also giving flight attendant, isn't it. It's given quantity chief,
little nickeer chief giving. I'm just popping over on the
Melbourne return.

Speaker 8 (51:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
So I've been rocking at Hard I Reckon for about
a month.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
But it's its work debut and I walk into the
office of and goes, what's what we got there?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
This is why I don't know why you're upset? This
happens to Georgia every day. Vaughn has a comment about.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Half shoes and stuff like it's we love we do
love her, you know, she's's the rest of your shoe.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
She's just hy Georgia Da.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
We're just talking about like, I'm debuting this new little
nicer chief. She likes it because it's sort of almost
country western, and I'm getting roasted apparently online, which I'm
about to receive.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
But we're talking to roast you every day because of
what you hear.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Where's the way more plantation owner? That changes my perspective
on it? Yeah, as well it should anyway.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
So it is making its TV debut as well tonight
on seven days Oh.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Okay, And we put a video up on our social
media and we have done a quick poll about Haley's
neked chief.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Do you love it or not? A fan? Okay?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Eighty three percent of people see I told.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
You it's bloody.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Not a fan, sorry, Hailey. Imagine you're walking around the mall.
Eight out of every ten people you walk around past
in the mall hate it and go, yeah, it's Swedish.
You're Swedish rounded there, so it would be you'd be
in Sweden, so there's a positive. Yeah Sweden.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Well round it down. Yeah, but yes, eighty percent of
people said not a fan. I think I look quite cool.
I heard it back in my own ears. I'm not cool.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
It's giving rich Auntie who who used to be a
team leader in the Scouts.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Rich Auntie is definitely the esthetic I'm going for Scouts,
not so much. I'm not a fan.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
But I said they did love it because you do.
Use is stiff.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Thank you stiff. But it's that's an.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
It's Kevin can't move on from attending a Scout camp
when you were ten, Brendan, because it's quite scouty. It's
very scalty, scowchy. Love it's his camp, but maybe with
the plane top so it has its moment to shine again.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Not My T shirt was on the floor this morning
and I just popped it on. The outfits are grung Georgie.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Last night none of your business. Hailey sproad dot com
for tickets to sprawl on the prown.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I had to hear about the grund Georgie Chloe, why
may and I love it?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
You like it, just not with the casual tea. I understand.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Think it works with this outfit for sure.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Tonight. Maybe we'll redo it because I wear it with
a black velvet suit, so you know.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Nice. The Scouts called they want their woggle back. Okay, okay,
love it, but it looks flat and folded from where
it needs a freshening up. Wash that looks fresh again.
You've smashed it for a month. It's stinky. Yeah, yeah,
I've not washed it. No, No, it's touching the sweety party.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
It's tay to wash it. And I have to pause
on wearing it. And as I say, it's my all identity,
it is.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Eight out of ten doctors.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Swedish doctors said they didn't like it. I think it's
the loudest way for me to let people know that
i'll sleep with women.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Do you know what? Right?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Yeah? Yeah, the push comes to chef. You're nice, Kate says,
it says a lot, but maybe it's not what you wanted.
To be saying no, no, no o, Kate.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
I think it's doing I think it's.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Finding from Kate way and takes to the week because
that's very funny from so it might be overseas out
of our jurisdiction.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Way, that's so coold. Is she a scout?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Now?

Speaker 4 (54:37):
I saw her? You've been made. I think we covered
the scout one.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
I saw a show last year. There's no way and
the Good Lord's Army should be allowed anywhere near a
Scout hall.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Oh that made that sound off.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
What she does is between consenting a dolt is Georgie
when she got Hailey sprow dot com for tickets to
the Grunge Georgie, you're saunding tickets to the grunge Ge.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
No, no, no, those are exclusive, right, Vorn.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I am going We are just going to have to
go back to undercover promoter. Vorn, if you can please
hit the music that should be coming through. That's not
coming through? Are you on the family planner?

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Rewind and rewound and paused, Oh okay, neglection the system. However,
why are we back here?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
We were we had ticket, we had Emily. She managed
to sneak on to the corner radio station the precipice
and promote the Fletchworn and Haley Live show. Well, Didrick
didrec am I saying that Didrick Didrick has managed to
sneak on some undercovered promotion of our live show onto
another radio station.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Let's take a listen.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Hey, you guys giving away.

Speaker 9 (55:50):
On Haley Life tickets.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Do you know what Didrich?

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, we are Life tickets.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Congratulations, authority give that away? Hang on, I'd love to,
but no Didrich family pat and brought you by Fletch,
Vorne and Hailey Live. Okay, well, there's a look at.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
We say some stuff that we may not be able
to come through with. We're going to pop you back
to Troy and he's that he's gonna have to deal
with that. Now.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
That was perfectly playing. It was well played.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
That's cos broadcasting professional John No prayer, well done.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Good stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Wait, so do we be no because no Emily was first?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
We had one double pass? Yeah, looks is the bad
guy here to be honestly promised the family past.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
We can end voice John John for the family Indrick absolutely, okay,
I'll message him now.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Need work plays. It ends Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Fact of the Day day, Day, Day day, did.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Dude? It was May the fourth on Monday, and that's correct.
So all this week it's a fact of the Day
about Star Wars. Yeah, tomorrow it's going to be all
about two of my favorite little tizzies, Star Wars and Lego.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
We're talking the collector sets, the rare ones, the very
expensive one.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I can't believe you haven't touched on Princess Layer's Brazil
in front of job of the Hush.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
What would you like to talk about? What was how
hot she was?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
It was pretty, it was pretty racy. It was so
stupid back then. It was back in the day.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Yeah, man, yeah, we were all.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Right, are we with our snacks, bags and our coffees
and our food.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
We're here, we're listening.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
It's just I want to talk about the names. This
is a chance for Hallie and I to zone out
or you nerd on, nerd on.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
I love it. We look at the names of Prosper
by the way, Flint, thank you being me out. Star
Trek guys, that's not do you think it's running?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Dry? Dark Vada as a as a name of a
very popular character from the Star Wars franchise, one of
the world's most well known villain, looked at She's got me.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
There, She's got you. There, He's got you there with
the most famous villain of all time.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
But I have a vivid memory of being taken as
a small child to see Darth Vader at a Coppin
Cole appearance and he was the real, real one, absolutely not.
I was on holiday, he was doing a celebrity appearance,
and that's it was like Armageddon was at Marbles. Do
you remember being terrified to be terrified, might be more
scared of growing up Darth Vada from Star Wars or

(58:44):
Darleks from Doctor whod The Darleek's gave me nightmare. Well,
you always knew that you could run up the stairs
and the Darleeks wouldn't get you. Shoot the beann, yeah,
but you'd get away from the bean Darth Vader.

Speaker 10 (58:53):
More.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
My dad took us to every Star Wars film when
we were growing up, and I remember being terrified of him,
and I saw him in a dream once in a
mirror like it haunted me.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Really, he's scary. And now the thought of a man
choking you from across the room, it's just changed a
little bit. That's a bit different. It's a force choke
when he's like, I find you Alan Smith's like Hayley's like, Okay,

(59:23):
so Vader is Dutch for father, I mean the the
but so it's Dutch for father. So the like the
clues were there from the early.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Days that he was spoiler.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
We already covered it a little bit earlier. So literally
it translates to dark father, right, Darth Vader is dark
father because of the dark suit, the dark side, and
he was Luke's father, so he said he kind of
had that lined up. Luke's I had a dark skin
color and my dad also had, he would be Darth Vader. Yeah,

(01:00:00):
if you were in dust yeah yeah, Okaynesian, Yeah, Afrikaans,
your knee probably better than I. But I have not
spoken Afrikaans for a while. Afrikaans has its origins in
not Yeah, yes, it does. Like you know, even that
would then imply that if you had a dark father

(01:00:23):
in South Africa, that would be your Darth Vader.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
That's a long standing knowledge. Yeah, my father's not doc
frowned upon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
You know, during the apartheid years, we didn't have a
Darth Vader doc or light or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
We just don't even talk about it. So then Luke
the name. Look, I don't know this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
The origins of the name Luke derives from the Greek lucas,
meaning light. So Luke Skywalker was like and Skywalker. He
just said it sounded cool, and he used to call
himself George sky Orge Skywalker, Okay, to make himself sound
a bit cooler.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
What a nerd.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Yeah, there's lots of other.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
We're just telling me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Four billion dollars he sold Star Wars four and twenty
twelve to Disney. Was it four billion? That's nice because
there was a fictitious lego set and it was Lego
Star Wars and it was like George Lucas and has
four billion dollars and it was a George Lucas minifig
and then just like hundreds and hundreds.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Of the pretty great tangle Green. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Pretty cool. Anyway, Let's talk Star Wars Lego tomorrow, but
for today. I didn't get time to get a harm solo.
The millennium. Maybe we'll cover that another time.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
And the return on your own personal Instagram on the ram, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Well already lost. You've already lost hundreds of followers overnight bots. Yeah. Yeah,
by the way, there's bad news. Instagram followers are down
because Instagram have curled a whole lot of fake profiles
that's gone and hopefully some influences.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Sorry we assumed you're a bot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah, we just did your content. So today's back to
the day is Darth Vader translates to Dark Father.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Fact of the day, day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Plays it ends flesh right now, we want to know
when did you blow the whistle on an affair?

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
You told someone, you revealed all the information.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Because it's not a nice situation. I've been in this situation.
Have you knowing that someone is cheating and knowing all
the parties and I'm like, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Want to stay out of it as much as possible
unless it was, you know, the person who was No
the person who was being cheated on was a very
good friend of mine. Then always hesitate same, I wouldn't hesitate.
So this is not even really a friend there. Listen
to this audio. This is a neighbor who has just

(01:03:07):
had enough and is going to blow the whistle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I am your neighbor.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
There's a car that comes here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
It's a red Toyota Corolla that comes here every single
day after you leave for work, it stays here for
two or three hours and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Then it leaves.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
You should maybe talk to your wife about it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
So the footages him like coming in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
This is at five am in the morning, so yeah,
coming quickly, and he just comes up and he's like
it's a little bit longer than that, and he's just like,
I hate to do this, but I think you just
need to know. And then just as like I'm going
to say it because I know exactly what's going on there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
I see it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
I'm assuming he saw another woman get out of the
car every year, okay, yeah, no another man, another.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Man wife to the husband and saying, talk to your
wife because there is a car and a guy gets
out every.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
Day around this time, do you leave for work? That's
this whole hit, Like it doesn't take a rocket scientist.
But he's just said enough and that's just a neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
And so there was a neighbor. I don't Yeah, I mean,
if you were really close and good friends with your neighbor,
you would say something. But I don't know if I'm
blowing the whistle when it's com you know, relative strangers.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
So this is what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
When did you blow the whistle on in a fear
or maybe someone told you that you were being cheated on,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Yeah, that's not a message you want to you know,
like a message request or some kind.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Of Yeah, hey, hon, I think we're yeah, both with
the same guy. Here, let's chat, okay, oh eight hundred
dolls it in. We'll see if this happens much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Do you think it happens much?

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
I don't know. Yes, it's a message.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
The cheating happens a lot, but I don't know how
many people are willing to, like, actually.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Blow the whistle. I want to know who blow the whistle?
Blew the whistle?

Speaker 8 (01:04:53):
Was it you?

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Or did someone tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Oh, eight hundred dars at him? As our number ticks
through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Who blew the whistle on? The effe?

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
We want to know when you blew the whistle on cheating?

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
There's some great footage of a ring camera at the door.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
And it's the neighbor saying, hey, mabe, there's a dude
that pulls up here at the same time every day
after you leave work.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Might want to check.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Have you used to got your referees hockey whistle born
in my car?

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Oh, that would have been great. You could have borne
the whistles when we had callers on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
No, that's a that's a farm whistle, that's yuk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Anonymous joins us. Good morning, Anonymous, Yeah, you blew the whistle.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Yeah. On who what happened one of my best friends?

Speaker 11 (01:05:39):
Well, yeah, a group of us, well I say a group,
there was like three of us.

Speaker 10 (01:05:44):
Keep seeing her car outside this house and we were like,
that's really weird. And we asked her and she's like, oh,
I was at a meeting across the road. I like
at eleven o'clock at night.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
That's suspicious, suspicious, our faces very special.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:06:01):
She kept talking about this man as well, and then
she said that her like activities with her husband had
been really spicy lately, and I was like, this just
doesn't really add up. Yeah, So we told her husband
and how did he take it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
And then what happened after that?

Speaker 10 (01:06:18):
Well, he asked her, and of course she said that
nothing had happened and they were just friends and she
hadn't even been.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
To his house.

Speaker 10 (01:06:24):
And then we caught her there again, so I took
photos of her car there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Wow, And are you friends with her? Now?

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I've since caught host Sleason with another married man since
she's separate.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
From her husband.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Wow, she's looking for something. He's got time. So she
was very happy and said that was by.

Speaker 10 (01:06:45):
The end of their relationship. She'd been wanting an excuse
to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Well, you sound like uhould be a private a private eye.

Speaker 10 (01:06:53):
I really am in the wrong job.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Taking them out eleven o'clock, I anonymous, Thank you? And
when did you blow the whistle on cheaters? Or maybe
someone blew the whistle to you. I had the misses
of the guy I was seeing message me and I
told her everything. I didn't know he was in a relationship.
He told me he was single. Turns out there was
far from the truth a lie. Oh so you just
see Yeah, man, I've been doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Found out my best boyfriend was cheating on her when
the other partner was posted on his give a little page.
I had to break the truth, to break the news
to both girlfriends. Nine eight What was the good little
page for? Wait? So what he had an accidentally struggling
to financially provide for two families?

Speaker 8 (01:07:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Yeah, yeah, like he had an accident and then like
maybe there was someone set up a page or we
need more info, man, I'm replying, okay, yeah, more info. Wow,
I blew the Westleways. My best friend's boyfriend was cheating
on her. They were living together. He moved out pronto
and moved in with the other woman, but later broke
up after a couple of years. Oh yeah, a friend

(01:07:56):
of a friend told me my then partner was hooking
up with somebody else at their house part with my
other friends. So many messages, keep them coming. In nine six,
nine six, I wait one hundred dollars and him we
get to the next Who blew.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
The whistle on the affair? Who blew the whistle on
the affair?

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Was it you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Or maybe someone told you because there was some ring
camera footage of a neighbor blown the whistle?

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Well, you remember, just.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Before the break we had the found out my bestie
boyfriend was cheating on her when the other partner posted
on us give a little page. Yes, I had to
break the bird news to both girlfriends and we said,
we're pondered as we did, how was this give a
little page for Yeah, he had a car accident and
lost his leg. That's full noise and then a kar
mar car c Yeah, oh my god, and then so

(01:08:40):
that both the girlfriends are sharing the give a little
and sh wait did they go both visit him in hospital?

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Do you wake up from your accident? Your leg's go on?
Your leg?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Shit? Also questioned do you have a funeral for your leg?
So you're really great question. Actually I put mine in
the freezer and tried just wait till I actually died.
But then I was to be jealous that my leg
wasn't aging, and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
I was who was I talking to recently who had
lost their leg? And they said they do offer, especially
in New Zealand, for you know, it's like tapu.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
You don't want to just chuck it in the bin.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
That pirate convention you into. Yeah, that's right, because it's
just my time.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
And I wore my little band downa and and she
was saying, they do offer you to take it, and
I was like, I have a little leg funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
I'm buried that it was a tiny little box.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Yeah, a little box. I bury it in your backyard.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Mine cremated.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
You could cremate it if you want. I don't know
if regon I could do it myself on a three burner,
could bake it, it'd bake, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
But I've grink it anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Some other messages money and um, I blew my.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Own whistle on my own affair by figuring to the
later text message. There's so many message to wow. Okay, yeah,
um these heaps, these heaps. Someone made a fake Instagram
account and told me my very long term partner was
having an affair with his gym coach, then deleted all
the messages and left it at that. Still to this day,
I have no idea who it was that blew the whistle,
but I'm not together with that partner anymore. Thanking them. Yeah,

(01:10:16):
my coworker was bragg about hooking up with a sports
player and his name was super unique. I will just
for a moment have a little reader head. I don't
want to get myself sued here.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
No, ideally we're not getting sued.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Mane.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
He was my friend's boyfriend and now husband.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
The woman I worked with was saying she had canceled,
seeing he had canceled randomly seeing her in February. I said, yeah,
that's because his child was being born. And that's how
I out of my co worker as the other woman. Okay, wow, whoops,
And the end the only reason he blew the whistle
on the affairs because he was keen on my ex
as well and wanted me and the original guy she

(01:10:49):
cheated on with out of the picture.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
Hold on, there's a lot going on. There's so much
to if it were just a mess, I mean it
was just a mess.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Everything's a mess.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Everyone is that we play.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
We're talking about it before and you're stuck in traffic
and you're looking around just being like, what this business
having for dinner?

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
You'd just been like, what this business?

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Deep duck secritism? Yeah, yeah, last had in a fear.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yeah, I wonder what miss I've created for themselves, what
miss they're dealing with at the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I borrowed my mom's third husband's phone. Okay, okay, Mom,
strike one, swinging two, he comes three. I borrowed my mom,
my mom's third husband's phone as a teenager and found
nude photos from his ex that lived around the corner.
I gave his phone back and he knew he deleted them,
and Mom didn't believe me, even though I could describe her.
Lady Garden perfectly had a part.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Some of them are unique, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
And a gayzy yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Mom's now on husband number four. Okay, oh mom, Mom,
Mum's happy. You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
I'm looking for, happiness.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
I blew the whatsol on the affair my on my
dad and told my mom ended there twenty years. Okay,
now that's is that dad is at the first Mum,
Dad A fear that some kids blow on the whistle
on because that would be the hardest thing ever.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
The idea of Craig cheating on my on pats my
mom and dad is so humorous, like as a.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Does everything, you know what I mean? Oh God, my
mom will happily watched my dad flirt with a waitress.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
Oh no, we love a flirt.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Craig's a flirt because your mom's just like I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Get yourself tickled.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Jesus, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a whistle blower and
the affair that I was a part of unbeknownst to me,
I was seeing a guy for a few months. When
I finally worked out he was married, I reached out
to here and told her what had been happening, feeling
absolutely sick about it and what had happened. She turned
it on me and called me everything under the sun
and refused to believe that he was a trust. I
hate when that happens. You're doing the right thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
I'm entitled to sleep with whoever I want to. It's
your husband, that's This is a problem moral conundrum here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
My ex boy friend had a double life. We're only
twenty one at the time, but we've been together for
like five years. A narcissist.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
UMM.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
I tried to get out of the relationship a couple
of times, but he manipulated me anyway. He was away
for work, but it turns out he just had a
different girlfriend that he was seeing when he was away
for wim So he had told her that were broken up,
made some lie about it, um, and one day when
he was traveling, she messaged me and said what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
And I said, what's going on? And then we had
a mutual Yeah. We had a big what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Classic me? And a do you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Classic?

Speaker 8 (01:13:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Fun, gorgeous, holy monoli jum onlie. Okay, my friend blew
there was someone his dad's a fear by posting the
sex tapers dad had recorded on porn hub. I'm sorry, what,
I'm sorry? What I'm going to walk to the door
and back.

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Back to check it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
I'm sorry, pawned his own dad.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
In New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
We do have to express that that is profoundly illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
I'm assuming this before it was illegal.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Yeah, yeah, revenge revenge. Porn laws came in quite recently. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Wow, God, you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Think you're gonna get some fun? Yeah, you gontes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
It was closed, relaxed, called that, get out whatever device
you choose to and and there you are, and there
you are.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
I'm not going to be like, God, look at that girl,
she's hot. Oh that's me?

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Does that m podcast Network plays.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Brindley Stint is an award winning comedian who has appeared
on such shows as Taskmaster in Z seven Days, Viva
La Dirt League, and Guy Montgomery's guymont Spelling Bee. She
joins the twenty twenty six International Comedy Festival with her
new show Bird of the Year, and she joins us
in studio.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Wow, and Hailey did all of that without reading anything anything.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
She just did that. She knows my CV by memory.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Just sometimes when friends and fellow comedians come into the studio,
I lose my professionalism, my name, sick of it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
I'm a broadcaster.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
Hey yeah, yeah, so Brinley, you you were over in Australia.
Most of the comedians from New Zealand. Yeah, mass exodus
every year.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Yeah, performing your new show Bird of the Year.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Yes, I was the poster for this is uctually ridiculous
because you are a bat and I'm wondering this refers
to the twenty twenty one scandal bat one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Bird of the Year and the people have not forgotten. Yeah. Absolutely,
That's exactly what the whole show is about. It's just
sort of a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Deep dive into this this crazy year, and I'm going
to give spoilers away. When it happened, I wasn't a
fan of the bat of the bat winning.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Bird of the Year. People were outraged. Yeah at the time.
Now I've come.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Around my term here Yes, right, no.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Comedian buttons. I want to be seeing it. I want
to be censored.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
Yeah, yes, No, I wasn't a fan because I was like,
this is a competition for birds, birds only this, Why
is a bat here?

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
This is it was going to kind of giving boating
boat face.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
If you guys remember when it was giving that, I
was giving praying vote and I thought.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
That that deserves more respect than that. The birds deserve
more respect than get your own competition, that's what I think.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
So you're your So you've kind of summed up a
hour of comedy there in about thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Seconds deep personal secrets because if people have seen your
comedy before or seen you on the gala, you're quite absurdist.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
What isn't this isn't your me mocking myself? We got
any couples in tonight? Yeah? How long have you guys
been together for?

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
That's crazy? Yeah, you guys still like it? That's literally
the top of my Yeah, you really pop up, but
you do a lot of sort of like sketch, absurdiest sketch,
a bit of clowning. There's I can't even describe you
as show the theatrical. We'll say, We'll say it's theatrical.
You and I which drama school together.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Yeah, so you'll know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
But yeah, this one's a little bit more chetty, but
it's still got a theatrical flair to it. So if
you like something a little bit different and you're you're
sick of the stand up grind, then.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
If you're dumb, if you hate stand up.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
To the power, So that's an underdog story, Yeah it is,
it is, I guess, Yeah, sort of about I don't
want to make it sound too like twee, but it's
sort of about not fitting in.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
I guess can't we relate? We all relate someone any
anyone will get something out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Of this.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
Marketing. Listen. That's really nice cot with a purpose, because
it's just sort of like me being a bit of
a hoach for a year. I mean, you've got to
stay true to yourself. It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Sorry, I'm allowed to say that I was a sloppy
for the last twelve months.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
You're allowed to confirm it. Hey, we've all been sloppy.
We have been We've all been sloppy for at least
a year or so. When you open next week, I
do open a Wednesday. Yeah, Wuklan thirteenth and sixteen. What's
happening on the fourteenth and the fifteenth?

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
I don't know. That's just comedy fish being weird with
the programming. Oh okay, so just on the thirteenth, Yeah,
take a couple of two.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Nights only where I just have a little initially break
and then the sixteenth she's bad. Yeah all right, and
then Wellington, you're doing the twentieth, twenty first, twenty six
and twenty third, that's a clean run.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
It is.

Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
It is a consecutive Thank god you're show starting at
six fifteen each night.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
It is. It's a good it's light straight from work.

Speaker 5 (01:18:43):
Yeah, you have a little dream Little Chippiez at the
theater Chippeees.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
We can find tickets to Brindley Stein's show Bird of
the Year at Comedy Festival dot co dot in Z
also premier one More Thing, Yes said.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
Okay, I have an improv show tonight as part of
the comedy fist Way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
What are you? Is it worth?

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
It's called problems and it's worth Bailey Poaching, Vincent, Andrew
Skimmel and Catherine.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Yeah, it's three or four of us.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
We're going to do improv to solve everyone's problems. It's
tonight at nine fifteen. You guys have a podcast day.

Speaker 8 (01:19:11):
We do.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Podcast is what we do. These guys are very good.
It's not your Give me a household blender, household blender,
household clients. I just wnt answer man. I don't do
really really narrow. Give me a household blenders.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Name that starts with Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
We'll or who show Bird of the Fest of dot
cod Inzen for tickets to Bow.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
Play that Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
We want to know now, I wait, hundred dollars at him?
Nine six nine six. Is there a reason you lie
about your job? When someone says, hey, what do you
do for a job, You're like, I could tell them,
but then I'm going to be in this conversation about
with questions.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
I don't I cannot be by the same comedian or
radio because then it's like, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Yeah, what are you?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
But it's not just like that's you would say, that's
on the interesting jobs, but there are If someone says
a job to you, sometimes you like like if someone
was like, I'm an er doctor questions be like, oh
my god, what's the craziest thing someone's come stuck in them?

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Or even GPS would be like, oh god, amazing do
you think can you have a quick look?

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
One hundred percent the reason we do this is two
people who it's okay if you haven't heard of them,
by the way, okay, I just want no one to
feel bad when I say these two names and you're like,
I've never heard those names? And is he saying names
or is he just saying a collection of jumbled syllables? Right,
Young Gravy and kits. We're on a podcast, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
They were on a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
He's a rapper and she's an only fans content creator.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
I've heard of him and I've heard of her.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
So what a combo we made? What a team work?

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
And I've heard of either of them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
I've heard of rich gravy, gravy, creamy gravy, that posh
gravy and a pouch. Big fan of that, and young gravy.
I'm out of gravies after that. Gravy train.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
Gravy if you make your own from a sheep pan, careful, Yeah,
the gravy train.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Careful. So they're discussing on this podcast team the first gravy.
They don't say what they do for work when people ask.
When people ask, because knowing he ses he's in finance,
and it's it's such a boring option that people don't
want to know. If you said to someone I'm an accountant,
there's no follow up. I mean, if you're an accountant,
proved me wrong, I mean, or police ticks and if

(01:21:31):
I am wrong, but there aren't any follow up questions.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Can you help me do my taxes?

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
I don't think even people are saying that born.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Yeah, or like on April first, but who you must
be busy, you're busy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
But if you said I'm a firefighter, they'd be like,
oh my god, tell me about like whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Yeah, yeah, tell me about fires and water and stuff.
Can't be bothered. So whatever it is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
I went one hundred dollars at him nine six nine
sex do what.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Do you say you do for a job when you
don't want to tell them what you actually do?

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
I want to know now if you lie about what
you do for a job, because it just avoids the
common questions you get the awkwardness of what you actually
do for a job. That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
You just can't be bother getting into it. Some days,
John O, what do you say?

Speaker 11 (01:22:18):
Hey, yeah, I'm I'm a officer.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yeah, like questions, questions immediately, Yeah, we want to know
all about it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
But so what do you what do you tell people
you do? Instead?

Speaker 11 (01:22:31):
So I started just looking at the governments and Edmond
or something, and so I'm talking to of course. Yeah,
sometimes i'd say what do you do for a job?
Or what are you doing now?

Speaker 9 (01:22:41):
And that's sort of the conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Yeah, prison, yeah, that'll yeah, because I never thought of
it the other way.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Yeah, people are like, oh okay, yeah in prison?

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
What when people are I am?

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Yeah, when people find out you're a corrections officer, what's
the most common question?

Speaker 9 (01:23:00):
Oh, they want to know everything.

Speaker 11 (01:23:02):
What's it like in there? How do you treat them? So,
you know, do you give them nothing? Take them nowhere
sort of thing?

Speaker 8 (01:23:08):
And have.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
Have you have you?

Speaker 9 (01:23:11):
Have you been shanked or you know, you know they
have shanks and all that stuff. And obviously ju the
Privacy Act of stuff, we can't supposed too much. Yeah,
there's there's obviously stuff that happens in prison.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
It's a bit Yeah, interesting, it would be, it would be.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
That's incredible, John, thank you. Let's go to anonymous. Anonymous,
what do you say to people that you do for
a job?

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
That me.

Speaker 10 (01:23:40):
So, if I really really don't want to talk to someone,
I just found a stout home daughter and live off
daddy's money and make them uncomfortable, you know, stay at
home daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
It's so good. But what do you actually do?

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
I have three jobs and I study as well, So
where do you stay?

Speaker 8 (01:24:00):
Yeah? The main one is kind of a mental health
and people think you're psychoanalyzing them and I'm like, no,
but I am judging you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Well, we're keywis we judge everyone anonymous? Thank you, Karen.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
What do you do for a job?

Speaker 10 (01:24:17):
Yeah, Hi, I'm a flight attendant, and so I'm guessing as.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Soon as you tell people that they've got like a
hundred questions.

Speaker 10 (01:24:27):
Oh, absolutely, So I just tell them I work in
aluminum tubing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
You've got the mayor, actually you ask, I've got no
further questions. But you do work in an aluminum tube? Yeah,
with engines on it? Yeah, that's But what is the
number one question that you get as a flight attendant?

Speaker 10 (01:24:47):
What's your favorite destination?

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Yeah, what is it? I do want to know?

Speaker 10 (01:24:54):
Well, for me, it's any flight home.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Travel. You travel so much.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
It's just it's the novelties worn off.

Speaker 10 (01:25:03):
You do get some really odd questions, funny questions, and
you have to be quite diplomatic to be honest, and
you apply to them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Karen, would you say if you got up to Haley
and her first choice of meal the chicken was not
available and the only option left was a vegetarian dish,
and she was not happy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
So well, I paid.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
I paid as much for my ticket as anyone else Karen,
so I demand the chicken listen.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
We can.

Speaker 10 (01:25:29):
We can certainly accommodate you. I'm I'm what's called a
master chef, so I can certainly come up with something
that I'm sure you will ensure being snarky with me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Once they go to the galley, they will say, God,
that woman in forty one. See I found one more
spitting dish. I asked for chicken, Karen, Thank you so much.
The messages in a funeral director, I tell people I'm
in administration, yeah, because otherwise you get some nulling questions.
I would have so many questions.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Yeah, we gotta respect privacy as well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Right, So I'm a palliative care social worker and hospice.
Oh wow, I just say I work in healthcare because
people think it's depressing and sad, and people always ask,
isn't that hard? But it's quite nice, see per their washing.
People that do those kinds of jobs are special people.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Yeah, because it would be it would feel nice to
help someone leave the world in the best way possible
if it's happening.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
I just say I work at the airport. People say
what part I said? I'm not allowed to say. Oh,
I like that what do they do, Well, they just
work at I don't know, some part of the airport
that obviously what questions confiscated.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
She's confiscated goods. Yeah, she's in the storeroom of the
comps scattered goods. Do you know my mum used to
work in the store room of confiscated goods and the
airport because she would know that she worked at the courts.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
She knew all the cops was confiscated. Way what kind
of stuff's guns? Drug?

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Why? State parties in the eighties were so good. Pansy
used to work in the court the course, just to
keep that good stuff coming. I'm a lady doctor, I
say I work at the hospital. It's more a screening
phrase to see if they say as a nurse, and
then I can leave that conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
I'm a sweeper, yacht shift steward is. But I'm also
qualified personal trainer, so I just say personal trainer. Yeah.
I used to be a detective. If anyone ever asked,
I said I was in health and safety. That stopped
their questions pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Also ouch for people that work in these jobs that
people are saying.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Yeah, we're chosing your job as a boring offer.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Yeah, I'm a VIT dairy cattle.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Mainly when people I say I'm a VIT, I very
quickly away say I work in the rural sector, so
that follows people up asking dumb questions about their cat.
I don't tell people I'm a high end in terriers
designer because people either want free advice a hookup, or
they're embarrassed about their house or want the tea on
some of the flash houses I've done, Oh, do you
think I could seend my mood board?

Speaker 1 (01:28:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
And Haley's decision for the stalls, because I think I
think she made the wrong color choice.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Do you think so?

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
For your I think the raw timber, the black and
Hailey trying to pull in the black from his window.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
And she's got no idea. You've seen her house. It's blue, green, purple, purple, animal.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
It's an individual choice.

Speaker 7 (01:28:34):
The z N podcast Networks play ends flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
Hell, okay, there is a woman called in bal And
You're gonna hate this. You always two year.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Old psychic from Yorkshire. I was going to say you
say this to Borne and I when it's a story
about UIFO, something ghost or anything.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Astrological Here we go exacted.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
So Inball.

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Has four children, okay, and has admitted to media that
she planned the arrival date of your children very strategically
to avoid them being certain star signs. What now, Obviously
this took some planning, and not eveyone has the ability

(01:29:24):
to plan the strategically. But obviously and her husband have
a Because you can be fertile.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
You can be premature, and the whole space of a
different star sign, right, So in the space of a
star sign you could be premature.

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Premature, So get this. So she said she was avoiding.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Okay, she knew she would not be a great mum
to a boisterous, overactive aries baby. She was aiming for
Pisces and Sagittarius. She met her husband even by filtering
compatible signs. He's a Pisces with Sagittarius writing because.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Dating prophiles do that, they're like, WA's your star sign?
Most people skip it, But then some people are so
invested by the star sign things.

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
The first baby money conversation starter in most points, but.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
It's not for some people. It's actually what they look for.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
The first baby.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
She had an early induction, so that they warned in
ereason that they landed in Pisces.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
That is insane. Okay, that's nuts. Is nuts. So she
got pregnant kind of around ish the time, right with
the plan. But it's you don't nail it. It's not
it's a miracle that we exist.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
If you get pregnant and then was like, I'm going
to go early, that's batty.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
I don't even know if that's healthy.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Do doctors let you if you're like, I need this
baby now, I wouldn't have thought, o any I want
to Pisces, go an emergency.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Go today. So she wanted another Pisces. Second child. She
nailed the timing, a planned Pisces landed in Pisces. Third
child was due and Capricorn.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Season and it was a little bit earlier, but just
got on the cast. But she said it't thank God
because he is gorgeous, smart and sassy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Okay, child all entirely based on when he was born.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Yeah, having a cancer? Is she the fourth child? She
nodded again another by.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Another Also, you're just meaning three birthday presents in one month,
so that's not great.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
And by the way, so five percent of babies arrive
on their Jude date. So this planning is just stupid. Yeah,
so stupid.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
It is such.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
But the Chinese horoscopes like the Year of the Dragon
and the Year of the Tiger, I think are very
popular because they're trying to have them within that year.
No one wants a baby in Year of the rat.
Rat dumb a snake? Yeah yeah, dog's pretty cute.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
I love a wing leading, you know. I love a
bit of happy dippy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
But that's an embarrassing I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher.

Speaker 4 (01:31:56):
That's a new personal record of how many of those?

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Did you count?

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Seventy nine of those?

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Two?

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
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