Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 8th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:03):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank You, Bring Good morning, Welcome to the show of
Fleet's Fawn and Haley. What's happened? Just not my belly
buttons a bit dirty? What do you got? A bit
of grub?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I think it's dead skin and fake tan. You know,
like a bit of a flake going on there.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
If it'd donet button my pants, that's all. We're not
a good flake, better than food, not a cavy flake.
It's got my pants on. Not in the mood for
tight pants today. I'm just gonna sit there with your
pants on all covered now, but wear track pants or something. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I had a full sort of breakdown in the in
the wardrobe this morning. I just stared at my clothes
and thought, none of.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
You are good enough for me today. Good Okay, it's Friday, Yes,
last day. Have gassed me up. And after gassing me up,
we're going to announce our new competition, new chance for
you to win with set Him. So it makes you
listening at eight o'clock very excited, about this. We don't

(01:17):
stop giving away the top six spawn. Yeah, they're bringing
back caning, well Singapore. Singapore is not going back a
cane straight across the ars. Move your hands because it's
gonna So this is when they would just whip you
across the ars at school? When yeah, when did that stop?
In New zeal I got a couple. I've got a

(01:37):
couple of good wax. Meredith rest in peace, by the way,
But I don't think she lying. I don't think Lyn
should have been dealing out the wax. But we got
yeah still with us. He had the belt strap, don't
we A couple of people got a couple of good

(01:57):
What do you.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Mean seven eight months after I was born ninety ninety.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, okay, that makes that that adds up. I
staid the school in nineteen eighty seven. I got a
couple of couple of rippers. It's wild. In the nineteen eighties,
pressure was there to abolish the cane or strap in
primary schools. The right school with the school strap was
if you got strapped, you got to write your name
on it. Yeah, right, I wonder what happened. KK School

(02:26):
is still alive and now everyone's growing up and they
wanted it more, don't they. They want the strap, they
want they want smacks for a smack, You're like, you
mean to speak? Can come loock, I'll get my hands
on that UJ school strap.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
What happened to all of them? What happened to all
of them? The Ministry of Education didn't muck around with
leather back of the day. They were well Singapore, Singapore
bringing back the cane. So you've got the top six
in the top six other things we should bring back
from the oldie days. Okay, bloody will it will the
bea is? You know they've announced of the Bessa shutting down.

(03:02):
So it's tops where I believe we're still under the
Broadcasting Standards Authority. If someone complain now departure lounge trying
their feet out. Yeah basically all right, Well that's coming
up in the top six Free Field eight o'clock and
next on the show, there's a movie coming out soon.

(03:22):
There was by the way, they filmed this movie there.
They completely made this movie. Yeah, why it's a Wiley
coyote movie in the road Runner. They completely made this movie.
It's got massive names in it. And then they just
shelved it and everyone's like, well, hold on, we want
to see that. Oh so they do that. I don't know.
It was this Warner Brothers thing. The people thought it
was just a tax last but all the people who

(03:42):
like poured their heart and soul into this movie, which
apparently did really really well, if like the focus gripts
that watched it were heartbroken. Right, So it is timely
that the story I'm going to tell you next has
happened in the year that we are getting the Wiley
Coyote movie. We're finally getting it because someone you're telling me,
someone's me walking along and an anvil's dropped on them

(04:05):
piano and it was when it hit them and the
anvil fell off, they walked away like an accordion. No,
but so close. Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Does that end? Podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Does Scotland we go? Where something has happened? Straight out
of the cartoons. A man is in hospital after his
car slammed into a mural painted on the wall. Now
the mural is supposed to be pupils of eyes. Oh yeah,
but it does look like a tunnel. It's so good.
It does look like a tunnel, like a classic so

(04:40):
old cartoon. It's an it's a it's a bridge. It's
a bridge that goes up onto a lifted elevated road
like a viaduct. I think they call them when a
road's elevated. Oh. Yes, So there's an on ramp and
it goes up and he was going under the on
ramp and it said he needed to turn after the
on ramp, but he just looked and he's like left turn,

(05:02):
looks tunnel turned smash. Oh my god. What blows my
mind is he's hit a curb at some stage and
not be like I should because from the photo they
looks like there's a footpath in front of the tunnel. Yeah,
the painting he had to mount a footpath? Yeah? Yeah.
Is this one of these people that, like, you know,
on your license, it's like it says if you need glasses,

(05:25):
but some people just don't, don't we Yeah, do they
still do that when you need glasses? I don't know,
because you guys have edited on the conditions on the back,
so if you need them, because I think that my
mom needs glasses. Oh sweetie, but does your mum use
your glasses to drive? Yeah? She can't deal with that.
She can't drive that. Oh wow, okay, Yeah, So It
was at two thirty on a Sunday afternoon and one

(05:48):
car and a wall. Wait, this isn't even at night.
Don't you think they would?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I wonder what's the lead in? He turns, like, what's
the run in distance?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I reckon from turning off the road. I can't see
exactly how big the curbers it might have been. What
do they call the ones where they cut them in
so people with wheelchairs and prams and stuff can get on?
Oh like the les Yeah, yeah, there might have been
that because it looks like there's a pedestrian bet they
crossed there. But it's so funny bang straight into the wall.
This is like literally an ad should have gone to

(06:19):
OPCM yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she'd have gone to spek Savers. Sure,
just said this is you've just said this is an
ad for and then cocked up. Should have gone to
Bay Audiology? Am I right? For years now? You should
go on to spik Savers as well. They last and
when I was getting my glasses from there recently two
years tested and I said, what is Speksaver? I should

(06:40):
have gone to Bailey. Now about spek Savers is that
there's a rack and it's like this class. These glasses
are four hundred and ninety nine dollars, but pick any
two pairs for one hundred and ninety nine. What's the
mess on that? Thank you? Only one pair for five hundred?
I know there's a huge marker page. Yeah yeah, what
for the street plastic that you truck? Know the lenses

(07:03):
are the expensive yeah, yeah, should have should have. Ye,
John's got to range at specks. There was almost went
for one of those, did he Yeah, he does almost.
They they're big stars. Yeah, they're pretty flamboyant, of course
they are. Oh god, yeah, but I thought of chuckle
that on top of my recent divorce. People, we know
where his wife's gone. He's into boys now where it's

(07:26):
flamboyant out in John's but it is. And so there
was another literally painted wiley Cody's standing there with a
sign saying good luck at another part in Scotland and
they brought it the Clyde Tunnel, but it was a
wall again an elevated road and a wall underneath they
had to painted over because so many people would just
hone into it. For really, oh my god, this is nuts.

(07:47):
Should have gone to sunglass hurt am I right, you know,
you've got that wrong again. It's speck Savers. I don't
think it is.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
No.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It should have gone to him. The ad did not.
They did not spind literally the ans that some dollars
of marketing to establish the possibly most well known marketing
phrase in the in the optical. I mean it's hit
the zeit guys. My dad has said, should have gone
to speak Savers when someone can't say something right or
even he should have gone to hearing. Am I right,
should have gone to.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Trenton Fletchborne and Hailey, big pod, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Silly little pool selling pole. It is so silly, silly.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Silly that SII little pool set du pole.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
SI well all this week, silly little pole is thanks
to Macas and you decided to vote in our silly
little pole to be and to win a month's worth
of Macas. What time is that? I'm glad you asked, Hailey.
It's six twenty four a m. The am just got
more m with Macca's breakfast. I like to think someone

(09:00):
right now is like, yep, you just gave me permission
and I did who Texas? Yesterday our friend Mike was
like god damned as Brown. Now well you know what
he ate a hash brown this morning? I reckon, if
you're driving now and you can see the golden arches
at serendipitous because if you don't, who knows what could

(09:22):
happen at that next intersection? Oh my god? Yeah? Yeah,
good calls through. Don't curse them if they also if
you are just like pomping through, maybe just bring us
all one. I would slaughter them all right, shut up
you two. Would you travel overseas for a medical procedure

(09:44):
and one of our fair reployees will win themselves a
month worth of mackers? I absolutely would.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
My parents going over to Turkey this year to get
some dental work done, and it's all you know, legiti
and well research, and it's a quarter of the proces.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
And Balali used to be to go to for dental Yeah,
and now Vietnam is huge, right and then and then
it just kind of becomes really popular and it goes
up in price to what we pay, right, Yes, just
find another country to a cheap Would you travel overseas
for a medical procedure? Fifty five percent of people said yes,

(10:20):
Forty five percent of people said no. I wonder if
we're going to hear any horror stories, because you do
hear of the odd horror story dentists that are like,
I've had to basically start from scratch and fix the
Turkey teeth.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Sure, you've got a research, you've got a search. Yeah, well,
some feedback on it. Abby said I was an in
Istanbul a few years ago and mentioned Stanbul. Said, well,
I liked the idea of it being you were in Atanbul,
you were in a Stanbul, in a Stanbul, and then Istanbul.
I was asked, I know it's a Stanbul. I'm a Constantinoble. Guy,

(10:59):
are you Turkey and now it's a standfle Turkey. Yeah,
I'm in other Constantinople. Well, I was in Constantinople airport
a few years ago and mentioned my friend about everybody
lucking basketball because they were all wearing sweat bands. That's
what you have to wear after you get here transit. Yeah,
there's like hilarious videos and photos of people in planes

(11:20):
or in the waiting lounges in Turkey, and it's so funny.
It's the back of the here. Bleeding sigourney were not
for cosmetics, but I definitely would if I needed a
surgery that wasn't available here. Surgeries that they have overseas
that we don't have here.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
What about incredible cancer treatments like people go and travel
for they do for an amazing revolutionary cancer treatments.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Okay, this person said name secret, please see anus ending.
That's so they sit in brackets afterwards. They may be
the end of the story, mayb be somewhat Okay, Yeah,
because of the Yes, I'm a nurse and know too
many of other surgical and don't want a colleague or
friend inserting my catheter when I needed an emergency anal surgery.

(12:05):
One of my best friends was the seasonists anestesiology, if
them constantinopleists. Yeah, and that's fair. And one of my
best friends was the constantinopleists, and it haunts me to
the star. Yeah, but they're all professional, of course they are,
so they going. I mean, we've all seeing each other's food,
haven't we. Yeah, we had intimately intimately looked at each
other's as we actually we don't want to talk about why. No,

(12:27):
we did a first aid course together and we in
did their teachers had to insert a cathetera and they said,
you're not going to need to know that. We're just
one one one. No, we must, and we said we
simply muscle. We never know when we're going to be
out in the field and need this. They said, we
don't need that, and we were already spread. Ye, we
were already. How does that's the story of all seeing
each other's planners? Look like the turtle with the straw up,

(12:50):
it's nice? Yeah, dead man. I was like, wait a minute,
what what's there except for a paper straw? And so
I started to go soggy? Yeah, paper campater was Yeah,
wasn't it getting it all out? You've got to go
plastical metal? You know what that? I think for this,
what this person has suffered been through will be today's
recipient of the the months with the Macas. Okay, we'll

(13:10):
look you up with the months with the mechan will
be in touch. Congratulations are all thanks to mecas. The
A M just got more with Maca's breakfast bits. There's
nothing too invasive of popped overseas. But I'm pretty I'm
pretty happy with my internal organs where they are and
how many I haven't yeah, but could probably get amongst
the teeth whiting. Yeah, do you think that gastric sleeves

(13:33):
have like people aren't bothering anymore because of the jabs.
Now it probably does the same thing, right, Yeah, it
was a key whole surgery. Am I creating saying gastric
bands were a keyhole surgery. Yeah, you can get the balloons,
they're all different. I don't think they slice you open. No,
you can't hear from from tit to taint and pull
it open, and you have a fear it around. I

(13:53):
just feel we'll just suck out the fair one. Yeah,
well we open going from the side. I just find
a balloon magician and do it on the cheap. Get
an animal balloon. You're like a dog, little rabbit. Yeah,
and then it'll stop you eating so much. I don't
even like to travel to my best friend's house. A
little one. A whole ass different country, said a smith.

(14:14):
So she's going overseas to travel, I am, I have
a future gales trip to Turkya and the works for
malon emojis. Believe that may be a teddy reference to
just say melons Please'm only we've still got the broadcasting
sands authority O ship two of us. Two of us
want them lopped off and the other two wants them

(14:35):
extra put in. So we got hoping for a we
swap a root. Could you just tank your friends? I
don't know if your.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
Body would might reject it though, right, but you can't
take your own fair from a different area and chuck
it in your boobies.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, Catherine said, I have a more autoimmune diseases and
then a bracket. She says four. Oh that's unfair. I'm sorry. Yeah,
and my body has rejected all New Zealand available treatments.
If I wouldn't, I'm going to broad to see some
of the best specialists. Yeah. Absolutely, I went to Turkey
for a gaestric sleeve, says Grace. Wow, okay, did she

(15:08):
see the lovely balloons? Yeah? Do you need to see
the balloon before she got hot air balloons? It looks
that day that does a lovely over the dists. I
won't go there with my head band want to get
my hair. I think you've missed the window. You said
that it's too lately. Yeah, we're past receding. We need

(15:28):
a whole head of Yeah. Donors Z said, I went
and got a full medical dinner Korea for one thousand
New Zealand niles. There was a brain MRI and everything. Oh,
I have a good scan. That sounds like a hypochondriac,
like just check me. Yeah, I'm in the UK, says Niles.
And I fly to Brattslavia a bigger person. With Slavia,

(15:54):
you fly to imaginary land. We should live and Brett Slavia,
Bratislava b r A t I s l A v A.
I feel like it's going to be the charming compact
capable of Slovakia, located on the Danube near the Austrian
and Hungarian borders. Oh well, I to apologize. It sounds lovely.

(16:16):
It's really tiny. Is there where the guys in England
go for stagg doers? The guys in England go everywhere
for Yeah, it is really tiny Slovakia. It's like right
next Brea is very close to Vienna, like beauty. The
train would probably be not even an hour a half
an hour an hour gorgeous, but Slava Slava and put

(16:37):
that on your list, on the list, get close to
as well. You're not going to the outlet lovely bookrest. Wait,
where is what is Pece? I've never heard of? No,

(16:57):
it's Romania in Romanian. Romane is an incredible city. It's
like one of my favorite sit beautiful. Budapest is beautiful.
I don't find asking a Budapest. I ain't something bad.
Book arrest. Bucharest is Romania is capital in the largest
city Budapest is. Budapest is a capital of Hungary. Hungary.

(17:20):
Both in Hungary. No Romania next door. I'd love to
go to that side of the world. But why are
we talking? I don't know. But there's quite fun we're
gonna I'll tell you what, sister girl, when we get
out of this here county. Either we find ourselves stuck
in working in the mines, We're going to see the
world starting. I want to start in boo ch Arrest.

(17:41):
It's in alphabetically Boucharist travel time between boucharrests and Bota pests.
Don't let me google book arrest to Boudapest. Find the
easiest way to get wake and cruise the river. Oh,
the river between crest. There's there's a train, you know
what train?

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Love?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
If we can go by Wilder, we should go by Wilder. Yeah,
let go wol Wolder. We go see Dracula's castleularly from Bucharest.
It is one hundred and nighty kilometers the Dragular's Castle.
Well stick down on the list. If we don't you
got I've ain't a Dracula's on the Gold Coast and

(18:22):
I had a head of night. I drank out of
my fish bowl and the drink was blue. What's your name?
I feel like, oh, I've changed, but changing up now
you're making me more to change it up. I feel
like my name is Janine. Well. I completely forgot what
we're doing, but I guess we're doing. Sill a little pole.
It's all a little pole today. I haven't seen it
for a medical percenture fifty five in years.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
The flitch worn and Hailey big pod.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Okay, so this is okay. I find a page called
so dot gay. Yeah, and of course you do. Of
course they do just gay stuff. And I love its.
You love your gay memes, love my gay names, love
my gays, love love a lot of hated rivalry names
that you're lapping up. I just love still, I just
love it.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Sometimes I think that the gays are the guardians of
the galaxy, and they are actually showing us the way.
And I think about so many things I've questions about,
and then I look at the gays and I go,
You've already nailed there. Yeah, okay, and so I think,
why have why are we so far behind?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I reckon to give the gays ago, like full blown
like that that are in charge of the next generation,
like raising children and stuff, because you know, Straights have
been giving birth to murderers and lunatics and we've been
screwing this up. You were really gays, I want to
have holidays. I'm sorry you have to holidays. Gays, You're
in charge of all of the other stuff now, And

(19:46):
I think that stumble income no kids, Yeah, gangs, gangs,
gay income, no kids, You're a I love this anyway.
So this was a number that came up on so
dot gay eight percent of home. No judgment in this room.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay, twenty eight percent of homosexual men have had more
than one thousand partners. Now, this was attributed to the
Kinsey Institute for Sex Research, but it's actually not upon one.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Now does that mean an encounter?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
This is what I was just thinking. I feel like
when heterosexuals think of their number, it's full P and V.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
We did the last week, didn't we for Why why
did we do this last week? Was it a silly
little pole like was your number? It's just a what's
your number, remember why we did it? But I feel
like the heterosexuals that include there in their number is
just as full sex and not hand or any kind
of foreplay, whereas with girls and girls and boys on
boys it's probably encounter, right.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, right, okay, encounter, because if I'm including encounter, I
have to change my number.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
It's okay, but mine's over. Yeah. Anyway, Mikayla's just messaged
in saying and not me? Would it? Text my two
dads and ask right now? Wow, I don't know my parents.
Ok can you ask them and let us know? My parents?
Won apiece? Isn't that they told me so sweet? Isn't it? Okay? Losers?
I mean absolutely not Craig. Sure was Greg Craig, Life

(21:18):
of the party? Absolute. I couldn't keep their hands on no, no, no,
no no. So yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
So this is actually from a study quite a while
ago called the Bell and Winberg study. Now the sample
the study was recruited from bath houses, cruising spots, porn stores,
and gay bars and San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
All right, Okay, that's like going to the butcher to
get an account on how much meat someone's eating. Barous
cruising spots and gay spars and mat all right, guys,
quick show our hands how many who's here is sleep with?
Over five hundred people? All the hands go on?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
So this this, this is a warped number, right because
the study started in the seventies and San Francisco where
when they went to bath houses, cruising spots, pornstols and gables,
and twenty five percent of the respondents were six workers.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Right, But so they have that they need to do
a recent study then so Kensey Institute did do a
more recent study, okay, and found that forty gaming so
a big chunk have only had five hundred plus. Only
where do they find the time? Just I make no kids? Right?

(22:35):
But you know, straight people, if they want to honk
up with a girl, they've got to like put in
so much. They want to be fed and stuff. They
want to be fed and taken out on a date.
You know where guys you just turn up at their house?
How do you know what it was like? What is
this guy? Someone told me good, save great, save.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
For less.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Honestly nine six nine sex well homosexually we have heads
of messages and right yea yeah, yeah yeah, someone said
I lost count, but it'd be over one thousand easy. Yeah,
I mean thirty nine year old female. It's somewhere in
the thirties. I think. I bet she's just had an
absolute sloody socks blowing off. Yeah yeah, but she's been
in a long term relationship for ten years. Oh yeah,

(23:18):
so that's great. Yeah yeah, yeah, I dwindled from twenty
one to thirty six. You're sort of a pack leader.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I was like, follow me,
we're doing it, and then went quiet for a bit.
But boy, I've been updating. Right. The numbers just got
on your gaze, like this is the life. We only
get one shot and just as long as we're being

(23:39):
safe and consentual and grown adults and it.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
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Speaker 3 (23:52):
This is the top six. Singapore has introduced kaning for
boys who bully others at school and and you got
lines caning. We'll only be using schools for male students
aged nine and above, and they will be nine across
the of bullies when girls just as bad bullies a
girls schools a different sort of bullying, yeah, different sort

(24:15):
of bullying, but also just for some reason not in
my year. I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Evene's always like, oh we got girls schools, would you
be toxic? And I was like apparently yeah, but okay,
we're not having the girls.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
No, we're not having girls. How are we going backwards?
Singapore male students can face up to three strokes of
the cane? Just did you know?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
What?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Do you know what this kes of old mates go?
Let's make it like it wasn't Owa day. Yeah, we're
raising soft men. Three strokes of dirty's canes, just the
right amount. Where did they carne? You're on the bum?
I think across. I think. I don't know. It said
male students can face caning. I was like, what they

(24:57):
didn't face? We're facing the cane, right, three strokes of
the cane. Under the new rules, which we're discussed in
parliament on Tuesday, didn't people put like books down their
pants or like leather pad that'd be a good a
good trick. So the top sex today other things already
we just bring back from the olden days. You stand

(25:18):
by all of these number six on the list of
apartheid first time? Why people get all the bad stuff? Okay,
a little comeuppance, a little yeah, a little, a little
What are you how do you feel about this whole circle? Yeah, yeah,
a little bit of don't like this shoe on the
other foot, do you, Whitey? Number five when the list

(25:40):
of the top six other things that bring back from
the olden days, the guillotine, I reckon, if I had
to go lethal injection doesn't look fun, then neither. There's
the electric Sure one swift, sparkly sharp blade lops my
head off and one and into a basket to a
roaring crown. And do you know what those baskets are
back in fashion a day? Call wise? The wicked bar

(26:00):
furniture is back here. Yeah, the wicker baskets lovely for
for a towel or you know, to hole things in
the bathroom. You put you to what plants in them? Ye?
What I'm going to do? Gorgeous. I've got my wood,
got my wood in a wicker basket. Gorgeous. Number four
on the list of the top six other things I
reckon we bring back from the old days. Smoking on planes, Yeah,

(26:21):
that'll be notic I can't see it downside, except all
the smokers have to be in their own little segment
and its air tight, so Shannon just sent effect in
the chat. The last geote seventy eight was the same
year as the first Star Wars movie. How do you
know in France? In France? How do you know these facts?

Speaker 7 (26:39):
I watched History to fall asleep.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Was it a woman that they hit it? Yeah? And
it was like a video of it.

Speaker 7 (26:45):
There was a long gap that kind of stopped gillotating
for a long time and then brought it back for
kind of a one off and it was the last
time one night.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Guillotine very important to me. Guillotine. It's like Totilla's totello
and gillotines. Did you guys have corn or flout to
Tiller's I had a corn? I had a corn gillotine. Oh,
you're right, recuest the deliverforet Number four. Number four was
smoking on planes, Yeah, just to that curtain. That would

(27:16):
be so wild to imagine being on a plane and
people are smoking wild. Number three on the list of
the top six other things are can we bring back
from the good old days? Jeweling? Hell of a way
to solve the dispute We met at dawn? Yeah, we
met at dawn. Back to back Guns and hands ten
steps Turn Number two on the list of the top
six other things to bring back from the good old days?

(27:36):
Smallpox good newsers probably on the horizons. Yeah yeah, yeah,
it's not that. It's probably that rat virus number two,
number one on the last of the top six things
ak can we bring back from the good old days?
Child chimney sweeps right size to get down the chimney,
Ye're perfect, Yeah, straight down there by the legs. They
can go straight down and pop out the bottom either way.

(27:57):
Perfect size to just grab a brush and get the
bloody hell in there. That's today sub.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Sex plays that end spletch one And.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I've got a spray tn that's coming off, you know
in pattas So I've got some tan eraser yep from
chemisweat house. I'm going to do that and then chuck
a fresher on and then I got the thing Lizzie
from a Blotchy legs. Blotchy legs on stage.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Now.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
We talked about Competito maybe a while ago, but Competito
is a New Zealand matchmaking service offering a more curated.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Experience, not just that slums of Tinder or whatnot. Haven't
been on for a while because you're all in, you're
do lovers? Did I just get ready for August launch? Okay,
professional reasons. I didn't even I didn't even get a chance.

(28:48):
What turning the apps?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
No, just I thought you'd be fristing. I don't even
get a chance with it on spray. You even get
a show with me? No, you didn't. According to Riddy,
you did.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Your That's why I Hadner's couch. I've got a new couch.
And don't you worry about that? Yeah, I know, I
reckon by when's radio awaks in a month? I reckon
he will have sullied it. Then. Oh yeah, we're not
breaking the couch. Nobody the new count Why are you
asking me? You've got a bisselet halo. He's preparing. It's

(29:28):
not you're preparing. The couch hasn't even moved. I've got
my own bustle. Thank you. We know why you've got
a cat if he eats too fast.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, so Competico is trying to beat the fat that
forty two percent of Kiwi's described this is New Zealand specific,
which is nice.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Kiwis described dating.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
As either frustrating or exhausting, which I understand from my friends.
But when I was on the apps, because people always
get apt fatigue. I'm just having fun because I think though,
because it was so new to you, and it still is,
it's such a novelty.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, whereas for the rest for everybody else, it's not
at all. I think if you're on there looking for
genuine connections and like your person and you're really like
looking for that, yeah, I can imagine, it's very exhausting.
I have friends that have been on there for ten years,
been like, what am I doing wrong? But yeah, is

(30:26):
it their face? That's why it's luck.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
It's it is great that you've met someone out in
the reil without going on the apps, because your face
would not have translated on Tinder.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
The face I wouldn't have. It's hard enough in real life. Really,
yeahilters on it, put filters on it.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Fis no body monitor because you have to turn up
at the bar with that face?

Speaker 3 (30:50):
You know what I mean? Yeah, there it is. It's
the fundamentals. I gotta I gotta have a breakdown. You
guys like, because you say you break no, I meant
a break down. And what was wrong with the face?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I can't describe it. It's a cute nose. But it's
fundamentally a house will set up so that people are
over the apps. New Zealanders are over at the apps.
Nearly a third have day of Kiwi's eligible Kiwis have
dating app fatigue and a sick of endlessly swiping and
search for love. How important is attractiveness? We'll come back
to you vaorn and again. Just thank god you met

(31:26):
someone out in the wild.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yeah. Nearly half of men forty nine percent ranked physical
attraction as a top two factor, compared to just twenty
six percent of women. We're exhausted. We're just like, I'll
take a minga, I'll take I'll take a big hearted maga.
At this point, you know what I mean, Give me
a man with a heart of gold and that face
for example. For example, don't hands of men.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Say attractiveness as top two factor and a quarter of
women say that.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, wow, you can see why it's just not working. No,
it's not. Here's an interesting one. Money.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Thirteen percent of people said they just could not date
someone with significantly less money or assets. I don't give
it crap, no, making financial status an absolute deal breaker
for roughly one and eight key we singles.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
But are you're going to meet someone you build life together. Yeah,
well that's the thing you're discounting so many people, aren't you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
So this survey was saying singles are trying to move
back towards meeting in real life through doing things like
dating services like this, like people actual matchmaking.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
So the people who the people who made the survey
are saying people are moving back to things like we're doing.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
It.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
It's good. But the questions were asked of single people.
People just want to have genuine matches. Well, men want
hot hotties yep, and women are looking for a big hearted,
genuine person. Well, good luck out there, Yeah, good luck
out like out Mild, it's absolutely play in Fleshborn and Hailey,

(33:04):
I feel like we need a little bit of Dan.
Let's build this together as a team. Yeah, because I've
got I got a slip line up. I love that.
I'm going to need you to go rem brants. Yeah.
Well I've got a new laptop so I'm not signed
into my premium. You I know this couldn't have I
will say the as makers who we laugh? So which

(33:28):
U said, I've got a notification. I've got to look
into this. Look look at this notification again, what's the
notification my YouTube premium family membership has been canceled? Have
I been booted from the Christians and Family? We've got
to come back to Wait did you say something to
the that offended the Christians? Have you watched something that
they don't want to be associated with? No, I need

(33:51):
to look into it to make sure it wasn't some
sort of gletcher I've been signed out or something, or
maybe the billing period had been missed. Maybe the credit
card bounce. It's a tough time for us Christian since
he says when he's not actually a biological member of
the Christiansen family similar message because a bear and it
doesn't have the ad at the front. So maybe it's
been okay, yeah right, goodness me? Okay, just a lapse there, Okay,

(34:14):
make this loop. I don't think so. SI.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
So we're talking about friends because Lisa Coudreux is doing
the rounds to promote the comeback. One of my top
TV shows of all time if you haven't seen it,
is Performance Gold.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
So she was on felon least favorite. I don't know
why I don't like him. He's just one of those
celebrities every time he opens his mouth on it. I
like him. I think he creates great. He's the worst interviewer.
His interviews are tear yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's no
cold beer or seth my. So so she was on

(34:54):
felon who flitch hats thank you, thank you strong. He
hated James Gordon, So yeah, I hated him. Given the
world the world.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Hates her because he was a breck to his wife
on a plane once and we will never forget. So
she's promoting this, but of course, anytime that cast is
on a show, we've got to touch on friends, the
legendary friends.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
And apparently she's never answered this question now, not her
other people have game directly involved. No, so he asked
her directly, Lisa, were they on a break? Referring to
this moment.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
I just wish we hadn't last this four months, but
if time is what you needed, just to gain a
little prespect.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
We were on that break. Yeah, they were on a break.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
That was the big debate, and then for years, twenty
two years, we're still going were they on a break?
Lisa's chimda no, okay went crazy by the way she goes, well, no,
And then she said it's on that it's beyond break
or not.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Ross was a bad boyfriend Ross, she said during the
reunion The Friends reunion a few years back, which is
really fun. Off screen, they still were having the debate
they on a break? Where did they go? Rachel said

(36:24):
that yes, they were, so Jennifer was like, yeah we are.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh god, I'm gonna keep blooming this man now that I.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Finish with that that thing, do you want me to
pull up as soon as mine runs out? You get
read mets on the fly. Yeah, so they were.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
They were flip flopping around and she said no, no, no,
I've firmly been in this and she said Ross was
nothing but horrible.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
She said, you at a crisis at work and you
weren't available for.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
A few nights, you flipped out your head sex with someone,
and suddenly you're like, we were on a break.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Absolutely not. He knows they were on a break and
he was a bad, bad boy. So maybe that's put
to bed now and we can stop asking them.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Well, apparently last two years later as a group put
on a front that they all at the six of
them agreed publicly they were on a break, and she
was like, I'm separating myself from that they weren't. Oh wow, okay,
loss is a pos And I'll stand by that till
the day I die.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
The ZM podcast Needwork play z m's flesh Fornon Haley, Harry.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Potter, Hary Potter, HBO of course in the throes of
the TV show Harry Potter. Yes, So they're filming, and
they've been filming it for that long. I feel like
the first season is almost done because it's coming out
later this year, and I've got the feeling I might
be wrong. Unless they're using actual magic, it could require
some special effects. You reckon, It could require some editing
to get you Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone TV

(37:43):
show out right. They have said, however, and it's been
part of the ongoing production. They've let the actors and
set workers and everybody know. Everything's micro chip spell Mike,
she SATs, pumpkins and wands because they don't want people
stealing them because they want to use them, because they've

(38:06):
already been ticked off for the second seasons like a
Green Lack season two happening seven box. So I would
assume seven seasons and they've said, yeah, we're we've marcroshipped everything,
so if you pinch it, well know japers. Come on, God,
that's not the theme I wanted. I wanted the classic
is it headwigs? Same, that's the better one. Okay, mute me.

(38:28):
There is an Adam they're not getting you're not getting free.
You're on the family plan.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
I love the Hanry Potter theme. It's sort of weird
to me though, that you hear about this actors stealing.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Stuff from set. That's one I wanted to.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Stealing stuff from set, and how often they don't do
it because the big like Emeli Clark was like, all
I wanted was a blonde Denares Tigerian wig, of which
there are like fifty.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yeah, And they were like, we'll get it to you.
And she's like, I got nothing. We're going to send
you some stuff and she's like, they never sent it
to me. They never sei Yeah. Yeah, They're like, no, no, no,
don't take it. On the last day. We're going to
send everyone a little bit of their costume. They'll send
No one got anything, they'll send it when George R. R.
Martin finishes the next book, so never and you're grave,
but one of the famous ones. Old people taking stuff

(39:15):
from seat was Daniel Radcliffe took the Harry Potter glasses
from the original Harry Potterson. So he's got them somewhere
because they sell them and stuff at a museums displays
and stuff. How much do you think he would get
for those glasses? Like millions? Nah, not millions.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
My friend Dino Borman had his sword from the hobbit
Red and he was like, I wonder what this would
sell for?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
And it got like e valuation done. It was quite
a lot thousands. Yeah, that's rad and he's gone and
will never get it back. No, he hasn't sold it.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
No, I know.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
It makes me sad to even think that someone could
be like, I wonder what this is with.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Have it?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'll have it. I mean, I'll look after it. You
have it back later, Chris, I think, I hope you
know when I leave, ready, I'm taking Herm and the German. Sure. Yeah,
No one's going to fight you for a ceramic dog
with a broken lob, Like, don't you stop, You're please leave,
leave me the white card if you want your redundancy
or Herman. I'll take Herman. Herman. He's a special boy.
Was a foolish apparently Chris Hemsworth's got five different versions

(40:18):
of Thor's hammer, which is right as well, should right four.
Brian Cranston got the Heisenberg hat and the glasses from
breaking bed. Amazing way with that. They always have doubles,
there's always more than one. Yeah. Sandra weirdly took a
rug from Christina and Owen's apartment on Gray's and Adam

(40:40):
and using in her own home. She liked the rug
so much. She like a rug, you know what I mean,
It's so good. Yeah. Daisy Ridley got given her a lightsaber,
oh yeah, when she finished the film in the Star
Wars sequels. Yeah. Yeah. And apparently Adam Driver got one
of Kylo Rin's costumes and lightsabers. When they say they
got they took them stolen. You would You're not going

(41:04):
to head up Chris Hemsworth if you're missing a hammer, right,
if you're down a Thought's hammer, Yeah, you'd be like,
I don't know what, I don't know what I can't
do an Australian ectentant. You would you talk about had
and steal nothing from you guys. Yeah, yeah, there's a
whole lot of Apparently John Stamos took the Tanner Family
couch from Full House when it took the couch different times,

(41:26):
I feel like that a couch and age. It feels
like gonna be big puffy leatherette vibe. It's a big
puffy lenine. Oh yeah, criss cross Oh no, checker pattern Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
The z N podcast networks Sure, Real play ends flesh
one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
We want to know right now, when did a CPR
class come in Handy, I've never had to do it.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
I've never I've never done a class. No, or I've
never needed it. Neither neither neither. Thanks, very glad to
say I've never needed that.

Speaker 9 (41:59):
No.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Same.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
So we asked this because fortuitously, a seventy two year
old instructor Karl is his name with a K though Okay,
was teaching a CPR class at Fox Valley Technical College
in Wisconsin, Okay, when he had a heart attack Jesus
during yeah, one cardiac arrest while teaching this class.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Well, they say full immersion is the best way to learn.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
The students immediately thought this is a test. But one
of the students, Logan, was like and noticed that his
hand had twisted out and his face was contorting and
he was making these like snory sounds.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
He was like, oh no, no, no, no, he had
full he had a massive triple bypass surgery. Oh wow,
it was major. But he snory sounds? Is that a
sign of the sign because he was like contorting. Maybe
his breathing went funny. I'm not sure. There's no time
to mock him. Me, you didn't need to mock this man.
He's had no major sound, just an impersonation. Well, and

(43:04):
this guy's do it having a heart attack and you're like,
he's doing the hand. Yeah, that's a worn Upload that
video to Shana, like what is going You're like, you'd
be like, are the cameras here? As there's a prank
show bringing back punk?

Speaker 4 (43:24):
They were like he's doing a little test. That's what
this must be. But then one of the students was like,
you don't look good. He hits the deck where he
goes into major kadak arrest. The students jump to and
cp R him to keep him alive till the ambulance
gets there and they saved his life.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
One ambulance was like, the heart attack was so major.
Had you not have done that, they would have been scribbed. Wow,
and so how far through the class. Were they when
they see because you know what I feel like? Can
this just go around the room and introduce ourselves before
the class even starts. Yeah? And then he then he
had has a heart attack. Yeah anything? How crazy the way?

(44:03):
I mean amazing They kept him alive. What do you
know what you're wanting? But I did a first aid
course which COVID what to do when people were having
an allergic reaction. The thing. A few weeks later, at
a work event, someone started having an allergic reaction show
in the signs. But all of us who do the
course way too drunk to cope, and we just told
him to drive himself to the hospital. No, that's not

(44:24):
what we're after, far out, God, not quite what we're after.
What we are right, this one's for born. Three weeks ago,
our one hundred kg Kearney Cooney Peg choked and had
a seizure and then died. I gave him CPR while
the family were all just screaming and crying. After six minutes,
he came back to light. Still, I'm strong. Maybe a

(44:44):
couple of broken rounds that he doesn't notice. Oh my god,
you've got to break the ribs. Screw the ribs. I said,
how did your delicious book groups? I said, how did
you get the seal on the mouth? And they said
they weren't that cane, so they must have just been
doing the palms.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
We remember we talked about the fact that women often
will be ignored from CPR because people don't want touch.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Their boobies because you don't want to be you know,
like I come to it, I'm like, yeah's assaultant, yeah,
full permish. Okay, Well, this is what we want to
know this morning. Has CPR a course, like a CPR
course actually come in handy? Like when have you used it?
Had to use that? And like did you save someone's
life or did you just did you? You will receive

(45:24):
if you save someone's life, you will receive rounds of
applause from rounds of applause, rounds a hundred dollars and
as our number, you can give us a call text
throw nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
When did a CPR course come in handy? I've got
some life savers on our hands.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, right right now, we want to know when did
a CPR course come in handy? Because a guy teaching
a course in America had a heart attack and his
class saved him.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Do you know his heart attack that he had is
so severe that without that, without CPR intervention, ten percent
survival rat.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh wow yeah, like fully he was on the way out, Sarah.
What happened?

Speaker 7 (46:01):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Guys, Hi, I was working on a super yacht.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
We had to do CPR. Course you were like, Dick,
you were actual blow Dick.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Is it as glamorous as the TV show's TVs?

Speaker 10 (46:17):
A little bit less drama?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I had to say, yeah, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
And there was a family.

Speaker 10 (46:24):
They were snorkeling and the elderly mother was using a
pool noodle, so she was like floating, you know, hid
down in the.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Water, and.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
And I was watching and she became a little bit unresponsible,
and I was a bit concerned.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
And she had actually.

Speaker 10 (46:39):
Shallowed drowned while swimming with a pol noodle because she
was exhausted. And they bought cup onto the back of
the boat and I gave her a CPR and she,
after a couple of minutes started coughing up water.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
And I've seen this. You take a floatation device because
then you don't have to worry about staying afloat, just
say a little bit looking she's sucked in water and
gone limp.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
Oh my god, if you take a couple of SIPs
of water, it.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Can be.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
You had eyes on her right, like thank god you
were watching being like did because because you know these
rich families, you were going to ask the same thing.
Did they get your saving grandma bonus? Did you get it? Yeah?
Did you get a good tip for that?

Speaker 10 (47:25):
Unfortunately not, But they brought around flowers and champagne and
stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Okay, Australia, so it wasn't as TV as below.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, because if you're in the mid oh,
you probably would have got laced a couple of ye
take out then Sarah, Wow, thank you Katrina. What happened?
When did the CPR course come in? Handy?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
My husband been into categoristic the first one in the
morning before it came.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Oh my god, that must have been oh very dear ready.

Speaker 6 (48:05):
But when the ambulance came, they gave them five sharks
that ignoring noise. You were talking about the death schedule, yes,
the sign yeah, but anyway, but when they came, they
gave them five shocks and on the first one they
found a poles. They were taking that to the ambulance
and he came to in the ambulance officer said, oh,

(48:25):
here he is. Now, how are you feeling? And he
looked at it and and he said, we're looking at
you the ambulance and what I'm doing. He said, obviously
not that and good. And then he got to the
hospital and we were there for about forty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Then he said out, he said, because I've got to
get up the work.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Shortly.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
She was a classic. Do you ever bring that up
in an argument now, Katrina, Well, you know I did
say you were.

Speaker 11 (48:50):
I had absolutely I get the best Christmas presents now.

Speaker 6 (48:56):
For the rest of those life.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Was when your husband is awa, I would I'd spiral
well done. That was pretty exciting.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
And then they couldn't find anything wrong with them when
they took him the hospital. They couldn't find h is a.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Drama, Queen's just a babe. He was being a bit
of a drama pe reacting. This guy nearly dying. What
a drama queen. Thank God for Katrina, Katrina, thank you,
amazing story. A couple of tecks. I was six months
pregnant doing the grocery shopping. A man had a heart
attack at them all, myself and another member of the
public began taking turns doing CPR because it's so exhausting,

(49:30):
requested a dfer. Oh yeah, may have defense and brought
him back to life. Free cream and cut Sarah, if
you're going down by the defense Brandsom Donuts sex back,
took a make a sweet and sour sauce and this
is hungry work. They got to use the defend machine

(49:51):
and it worked and it saved his life. A member
of public and I hugged, carried on shopping and moved
on with our day as we watched the man get
welded up for the ambulance, carried on shopping. What like
you just went in to go to the pub or something.
Six months pregnant too when you did that. Amazing. So
many we need to do a course. Yeah, so many
incredible stories. We'll get to the rest of those next.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Man, these are absolutely mad stories.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Someone said, I'm a flight attendant gave CPR on the
back gully on a seven eight seven on a flight
to USA for fifteen minutes and he survived. You got
no space.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
There's no space, no space for fifteen minutes of that
day working. That's trollie a chucking on fust shout the way,
get checking for the dove pub. That's crazy defoe here,
I'd love to know where it is. So they don't
so they only work when detective heart if there's no heartbeat.
So you couldn't just prank your friends, which I was like,

(50:43):
So if we'll sink out behind born and put the
stickers on his back, on his back and then clears,
get a taser. I need to chop a pork roast
because you know some reason, Get at does it nipple?
Does it have to be attached to the nipples? A

(51:04):
very good point you could probably get. I'm all for
a bit of nipple player all those vaults stretch produces.
I'm very upset that you're talking about shocking a pork roast.
One of the fake news. It's because the finish, it's
got to detect that the heart is there, but not
going detective zero if it's not going lot.

Speaker 7 (51:27):
Than you.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Pork roast, but it's got skin like a lot of
people practice tating on pork sk Okay, well, I.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Feel like and the nipples nipples. We should send Shannon
down to Woollies just down the road to get a
pork roast from the expensive they are. We can't just
use one. Got expensive but not as expensive as beef.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
Okayy, someone just text it detects shockable heart pattern.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Yes, ross chockable anymore. If I hide my heart behind
the pork roast mustling my heart. So its a pattern,
but not a full bat. But the nipples are the same.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Because there's the whole thing about the fact it won't
shock a dead person like the defer will be like, no,
there's no recovering from this.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I'm not going to do it because that's just yeah,
I got to go. It's correcting the rhythm. You can
tell which ones of us have done the sea. Your
raise are no fun anymore because they because they are
the only ones I've actually done the CP So if
you so, am I digging up my grandparents to see
if this works on dead people or not.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Is this how you guys feel during Shannon's hacks?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
The text machine agrees with me, and you're wrong. It's similar. Yes, good, Actually,
we know we've been ridiculous. Okay, a couple of messages
to finish up. When did a CPR course come in Handy?
There was a cardiac rest a campground, I was saying,
and and somehow there were two doctors and nurse and
a CPR instructed prison. Yeah, the def doesn't go on.

(52:58):
The nipples was a deeper not because mine's got niplek clamp.
Trust you to make it big clams. They're like jump
a lead cables so they can do a big nap,
small nap, that kind of back again, it doesn't go on,
then it doesn't go on the right again. This is
why we have to do a course. I think we
should do a call. I just learning from this. I
think we should do course. My husband saved my father's

(53:20):
life by doing CPR for ten minutes. You know what,
I've got to pick a Friday flashback. I might pick
a song that's recommended for saying alive. Well, you said it, dude.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
You know.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
They've changed it. That was too slow.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
I hate look through the list of I look through
the CPR songs, CPR rhythm because I think we should
all learn on the machine.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
My husband saved my father's life, but doing CPR for
ten minutes, my dad had to get a triple bypassed.
If my husband wasn't there, my dad would be dead.
Because Mom and I have tried. But doing CPR for
ten minutes was a lot nine years ago. Dad's still
going strong, that's not I did CPR and a day
old baby chicken.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Worn.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I was gonna be like what the letter of the
Breweder accidentally see all overnight and we woke up to
three stone cold, almost dead baby chickens. Kids are freaking out,
so we had to at least try us doing CPR
on one chuck, my husband's skinner skin contact and another
chick to warm it up. They all survived and now
CPR Steve is my favorite chicken CPRR. Someone messaged in saying,

(54:17):
for the love of God, do a CPR course and
Celia friendly GP. I won't be told what to do
by a GP. It's like when I go and they
tell me not to drink as much. Oh w.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
O.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Deal with the streetses of life.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
The DNM podcast network plays z Ms, Flesh.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
One and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
C it M's deal all reveal when five dollars or
five thoublems.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Take a case or take banker brins bribe, Maybe.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I'm blussing, maybe double blussing or double double blussing or
double double double here we get the point, Sir.

Speaker 8 (54:53):
It M's deal all reveal in every case you win.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Five thousand. Yeah, I don't know if that's every case.
That was an example. Eg. I'm just saying the scale
of this thing. Does it work, Brittany.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
So if you've seen the show, Deal or No Deal
with the cases, We've got twenty of them in the
studio and each case will have a different amount and
you just have to decide. The caller will have to
decide if they picked the case or I will offer
them some money.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Now, so you might say you might offer someone four
hundred dollars, but in the case, there could be five thousand,
or there could be five Yeah. Yeah, that's right. It's
Schrodinger's camp, isn't it. Yes, Yeah, I just know what's
in there. It could be alive or dead, and at
that moment it's both. Yeah, it's a real psychological warfare games.

(55:46):
Now this one you've been Now we're going to play
this everydown's it in starting next week at eight o'clock
and at four pm it's Ray Clint. So, by the way,
you're about to get roasted tonight. So totally they will
be here Monday, and I am actually delivering a couple
of things. I will be from the crowd on my Facebook.
I'll be cyber for a bit of cyber. So they're

(56:10):
going to be on stage getting professionally roasted by professional
comedians and then they'll get a buzz in their pocket.
Open it and it's just Brend being like you suck.
None of these people have been incorrect so far. Yeah,
everything she just said I've thought for years. Now you
brit you'll be the banker, yes, for our brand new
game Deal or Reveal? Can you be trusted as a banker?

(56:31):
I've just been on a couple of expensive holidays. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (56:34):
Well, the greatest thing about this game it's not my
money to give away, so right, that's what this is
the best.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
But about Red's right, Yeah, none of this is my money. Yeah,
and do I really care if the company loses money?
So I reckon dig the bank's ad a KPI, not
a company player KPI. I'm just happy to give away
all of the money. So wow, love this? Okay? Well
makes you listening from eight o'clock on for a brand

(57:01):
new Deal or Reveal, your chance to win cash and
your chance to have more Branian.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Studio podcast network plays.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
It ends flesh worn and Haley, not we back here?

Speaker 3 (57:19):
If you just can't get enough of the Menuons doing covers.
They do everything they do. Also, do you know it's criminal?
Haley has never seen a Minions movie. No, not Despicable Me. None.
They cheer me up so much like I love them
so much. I next weekend, on the Sunday, after finish
my comedy fist, I will treat myself. Do I start

(57:40):
it Despicable Me? Is that the the original? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. I watched them and you better watch them
in order and release order or chronological, because you tell
me you thought the wonder the Minions that just the
Menuons to age is that's the precursor to their time
with grew right, Yes, remember when you grew at at
that party, We're all dress up as many as the

(58:02):
Quids night. It was a great end. We won as well. Now,
yesterday Will James was on his phone. I just want
to say it. Yesterday we let him be on his
phone over the rest of us that didn't have meningitis.
We knew he was on his phone. We launched yesterday
undercover promoter and we said the first person that gets
on another radio station to promote Fletch, Worne and Hailey

(58:24):
Live because by the way. The pre sale ticket starts
soon at live nation, dot co, dot intead. We're having
Wellington Hamilton Crash It in October with our Live Fletch
Onorn and Hailey Genuine Friends tour, and we gave away
a double pass to somebody that managed to get onto
the CUSP radio station, the CUSP BFM, and also somebody

(58:47):
did manage to get on the hats with John Ian Binn.
And we did hear a couple of reports of people
being denied penetration to radio stations because they were screened,
they were pre recorded and I believe it's pronounced maybe
running a delay system. Well yeah, they caught them out,
I believe, and they didn't manage to get through. So

(59:09):
we gave away the double pass, but that did not
stop people yesterday keeping trying, keeping on, trying to get
on air. Because we've already given away the tickets. There
are no more tickets left. So when I saw this
one pop up in our personal friend group chat, yes,
because his afternoon host Made McCain was not happy. He

(59:29):
was not to show he swore in our group chat. Well,
yesterday afternoon Renee managed to sneak some undercover promoting onto
their radio show, Continue employment is establishment or was that
your first and last day?

Speaker 6 (59:44):
No? It was the actually still there. It was absolutely
cringey and I couldn't look them in the eye for
a while after that. But still there.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Okay, So that's a good lesson for anyone who has
an awkward first down the job. It does get better
and get yeah, brilliant, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Do you guys happen to have any tickets to Switchborne.

Speaker 11 (01:00:08):
And Hayley Life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I mean, it's a different radio station, Renee, but we'll
put you in touch with our sister station. It's always
a rescue one when you let them go with the
road question. One more thing, Aby wine House on the
Amy wine House. Oh you too. We love you, medim

(01:00:36):
paoge you love it. Love it well. Handled to all
of our listens. Are for the free. Should we read
what Maddy actually said on air? He handled it well,
he did, He did handle it well, but in the
grip chet wasn't as But yeah, thank you to our
listeners for all the lovely free publicity for the Fletchborne
and Haley Live show. Tickets on sale soon at nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
The ZM podcast network play z fletch for and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Now, I think if you are in a relationship and
you have the inkling to hire a private investigator, maybe
the relationship's not going well.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah, but you know, some people need the proof, don't they,
Because aren't they like agreements, Like will have like agreements
that if you cheat, you don't get anything. You don't
get the money leave you, but you get nothing, So
you need the proof. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
So there's an Aussie PI who names Cassie and she
wis a Venus Investigations, and she says there's the common
signs of cheating, right, hiding your phone and late night
working and that kind.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Of time, like bizarre changes to your schedule, like you're
always home at five point thirty, but then all of
a sudden you keep it's eight. Yeah you're doing they're
off early, or I've suddenly gotten real hot and ripped. Yeah,
but we're not having sex.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
One of these sort of lessen Noe's signs that a
man in particular maybe cheating on you is that suddenly
he's keeping his car spotlessly clean. So it's especially a
red flag if it's out of character. So usually you
know you're a bit more casual with your car, because

(01:02:10):
it's a clear sign that they've started a new relationship,
and it's an urged a pristine car to have like
their best foot forward.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
They're not doing it for you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
And then she was sharing this online and then a
lot of comments were like, one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
This was the sign. Yep. Someone said that. Every one
person was like, this was my sign. When I'd leave
my husband's car, he'd make sure I took every item,
the glasses, they're all whatever. My kids don't think I've
got other kids because of constantly answering. Bottle in your

(01:02:45):
uniform and tomorrow. It's it's a general out of character improvements.
A haircut, real nice hair cut. Suddenly are you done there? Yeah?
A swish up. I don't want to plant any doubt
in people's mind. Stand good. I have nothing to worry about.
The g I'm workers with me.

Speaker 8 (01:03:07):
Plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Fact of the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Do do do do, dude do It's it's been lego. Sorry,
it's been Star Wars week. Here at fact of the
day because the start of the week was made the
fourth and a hold on your Star Wars, Lego sit
it's come out. That's really weird because none have just

(01:03:36):
been miraculously sent to me, a gifted to me, look
at me. Weird bait? Yeah, absolutely bait. God, So I
haven't been sitting an audi and I keep talking about it,
Oh my god, twice and like yeah, and I still
haven't gone half hour. It's actually crazy now. I was
seting be a diamond Nicholas. Yeah, I got that poke.
I mentioned hoty balloons and turkey, and one hasn't just

(01:03:59):
touched down outside to whisk me away. It's that she
really hasn't come across our desk. So you didn't get
across clean enough. The hot air balloons in Turkey because
we've actually been delivered a frozen turkey inside a balloon
for some reason. Oh no, they've misread that situation. Well,
I want to talk about Star Wars and Lego today.
A Ven diagram of Vaughan's interest. It's a perfect circle, baby,

(01:04:19):
all right. Well, your Ven diagram trains, Lego and Star
Wars is just on top of each other. Trains. I
was actually thinking, I know we don't have time, we don't,
but when we get a christ Church for the list,
show Friday, the sixteenth of October. Tickets on sale Early
bird tickets on sale in twenty eight minutes. Yeah, look
on your presale please, because you know last time it
all sold out Wellington, Hamilton. Oh no, any tickets. Well,

(01:04:42):
I think the day after we could do the trains
al point, if you guys are into it, the train
across the art. I want to do that so bad,
so much, I would do that. Okay, maybe we'll pencil
that in soul. She's not into it, but she knows
that the two of us go and she does it,
she's going to be filled. She's messing out. Yeah, I'll
be there, so she'll be there. Okay. So anyway, we're

(01:05:03):
here today to talk about Lego Star Wars sets and
the most expensive ones, ones that you would have purchased.
All of these are from early two thousands. Oh so
like collectors. If you're new ones Darth Maul, we're familiar
with Darth Maul. Yeah, of course, he's the one with
the black is Luke's father, and there was Darth Raider,
Darth Moore, red guy Horns. Scary didn't speak in that,

(01:05:27):
but he's got a cartoon death More the series out
now on Disney Plus really good, loving it so far
in two thousand and one, you could have paid one
hundred and twenty dollars for a dath More bust so
like the head and just oh yeah, if you had
that now, it'd be worth over two thousand US dollars
from one hundreds pay money the two thousand and seven
millennium Falcon UCS one O one seven nine cord number.

(01:05:48):
If anyone's looking it up, you could have purchased that
for five hundred dollars in two thousand and seven. At
the moment, one recently sold for five thousand dollars online
has a lot and the most expensive one for what
it started at to what it's getting to now. Cloud City.
In two thousand and three, Cloud City Lego set was
released for Star Wars and at retail at one hundred dollars.
Cloud City is and Empire strikes back. Yeah, the city

(01:06:12):
in the Clouds is sitting in the clouds. And of
course the guy running Cloud City is Lando Morris Calrossian,
and he betrayed trades Han Solos to Bob gets put
in the.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
I remember that. So if you purchased that in nineteen
ninety nine and not opened it. You could get over
fifteen thousand US dollars for it now, an eight thousand
increase on original retail price because of the exclusive mini
figures that came in it were never made in any
other set. Anyway. I want to say, now, if you're
looking for one to buy, buy one, you buy two sets, right,

(01:06:49):
that's the idea. You buy two sets, one to build,
one to box.

Speaker 6 (01:06:53):
What do you like?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Stillway cool? As such? A burn?

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Is this anyway cool? Did you say no? He's anyway cool? Anyway? Cool? Yeah? Anyway?
Cool man? Like stop talking? Public Attack Cruiser is going
to be retired at the end of this year. Currently
six hundred and fifty dollars. I think that's going to
be the big burse. People can afford this and they
don't have a girlfriend's basement. Do you have a smug?
That's anything? What's the next week's back to the day?

(01:07:23):
Just getting to the point where I just want something
really interesting, Okay, I feel like we maybe need to
discuss the fact of the day theme rather than wanting them.
What's it's head space? I don't want to give, but
like I loved accidental discoveries, you would do that's something
that we walk away from. We go, oh gosh, I've
heard about this from my friend Vaughan things and they

(01:07:45):
were like, Grandad's got one of those in the ceiling,
that's in the box. My grandad's did, and think both
of them. So think you bring one of the properties
are gone in the box. My dad lives with me.
It's then you own the doubt wall must that you
can sell. So today's back to the day as.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
If you had nine six nine six for some fact
of the day, themes, suggestions for next.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Week, and we're just trying to suggest you in this
train nothing nerdy. I had to seduce in animals that
have funerals. One, because there are animals that have funerals.
Who organizes that a funeral or other animals? We're just
dolphins dolphins as well. Dolphins have funerals for other dolphins,
your giraffes. I'm giving away all the facts. But do

(01:08:25):
they get together and like, well, this is what I
thought about it. I know elephants mourn, but I wouldn't
call it a funeral. Well, obviously they don't higher route
home seeing how great they're trying. I don't know. Masts
card yeah, wow, Today's fact that if you have purchased
a ninety nine dollars Star Wars lego set in two

(01:08:46):
thousand and three and left it in the box, you'd
be getting over fifteen thousand dollars for it. Fact of
the Day, Day, Day, Day Day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Then podcast Network, so.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Lollly Young, who we absolutely love this was the song
of our sun or not not just gone, but the
one before I was it's so good, but we played
the one with the swear words yes in my care
lollly Young was sharing a devastating moment when she discovered
that a man that she was dating, an older gentleman
she describes some hands, was living a double life as

(01:09:32):
a married father.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
A married father. She didn't know of the married bit
nor the father bit.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
She said.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
I was seeing him for about four months and things
were getting pretty serious. What I was falling in love.
He was a bit older, like an older human being,
she said. Men seem to mature a lot less quickly,
so it was a good fit. We're seeing each other
for four months, We've gone to bed, we do all
this did allah His phone rings and he jumps up
and he's like hang on, like right in the middle

(01:10:03):
of we're doing this, so you wouldn't just answer a phone.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
He's like, hang on, I'll be back in two minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Oh my god, he's got the phone on blowtrothe and
she heard it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
This is so great. What a scandal what they had.
They had the music in the bedroom linked up to
his phone. He answers that. He goes downstairs and he's
on the phone and his wife is asking him to
bring back nappies for his kids. I hear all of
it on the bluetooth speaker and I lost the plot.
But she must have been talking right, because you can't

(01:10:36):
hear it doesn't work on the phone and the bluetooth
speaker or does the microphone work? Yeah? How does that?
I don't know. Maybe she was just like, hi, you're there,
but she said anyway, and back to women. We had
one shot guys, and I don't know how people have
time for two one one?

Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
I could one life, yeah, which is what we want
to know. Did you did you discover that someone was
living a double life? How did you discover were you
dating someone? And were you dating someone that was dating
another person or two other people?

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
You're not not cheating, which is you know, almost slipped up,
and I did this like living maintaining a relationships with
another person.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
You're starting to see someone in those early stages or
maybe it's at last months or years, and you don't
do this. You don't know that he also has another
life with someone else. Family, Yeah, he or she fema
is a greater multitasking. Hey did you just say that?

Speaker 9 (01:11:37):
We know?

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Women? Come on, be wrong. Women do this as well.
I'll be wrong. Hundred dollars nine six to text? Have
you dated a double life?

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Have you ever dated someone that was leading a double life? Yeah?
It's wild and so many messages and anonymous joints is anonymous?
You had a boyfriend that had a double life, was
already seeing someone else? Yes, you get yeah, yeah, yeah,
what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Tell us?

Speaker 11 (01:12:08):
Okay, So I met a guy on Tinder YEP, and
we have been dating for six months, and we hung
out quite a few times, and then all of a sudden,
on Christmas Day, we were supposed to hang out, and
he said that his mom died. You know, it's one
of those little suspicious things that you think about.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
So I happened to know who his ex wife was.
So I slipped to a message asking if this is true.
And I found out that he actually had a.

Speaker 11 (01:12:40):
Current wife and that he wasn't living where he said
he was living, and everything was alive.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
Oh my god. And so he was just at Christmas
with the other wife, with his actual wife. Oh wow,
it's hard. It is hard to leave your family on
Christmas Day. Don't have questions now?

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
So what how did you had him up about it? So?

Speaker 11 (01:13:03):
I was just straight up a bat like, Look, I've
foreign contact with the ex wife, and this is what's
been said.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
And there was also a post product on are.

Speaker 11 (01:13:12):
You like dating the same person?

Speaker 9 (01:13:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:13:17):
A lot of people responded to that too.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Oh no, okay, so he was out there seeing quite
a few okay hands this yeah wow okay? And was
this just recently?

Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
So this happened all around Christmas time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Almost only like it's already made six week mid May.

Speaker 11 (01:13:43):
Wow, that's crazy slowly young, I'm now no more men, I.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Mean, we're doing it to our solves this yeah, god, okay,
enymous crossing over, Yeah, anonymous, thank you. Let's go to
jimmo Jima. Were you dating someone that was leading a
double life? Yep?

Speaker 6 (01:14:02):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
So what what happened? What happened? And how did you
find out?

Speaker 10 (01:14:07):
I was.

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
With this person for over a year. Everything was going fine,
just thinking that first year of a relationship and everything,
and then there was a few funny signs. I thought
he was just becoming maybe a little bit disinterested or
something like that. So we had coffee one morning and
everything was fine, got all the beautiful love bombing, and

(01:14:31):
everything was great because he was going to be spending
the weekend with his brother doing some jobs. Got offered
some tickets to a concert, went to the concert with
my daughter that afternoon and just walking across the grass,
enjoying ourselves, and there he was sitting with this other woman.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Oh my god, the universe just put you in the
right place at the right time. You don't have to
say where, but do you live in a small city
or town or a big city?

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
Absolutely? Like you know, it was pretty inevitable that he
was going to get caught.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
It's just New Zealand on a hole is not enough
for this behavior, Okay. So and so you pass him
at the thing, and then do you go up to
him then and there or do you just sit on that?

Speaker 6 (01:15:14):
Oh no, I went past at first, and you know,
had a little panic attack, and then I walked back
up and said, oh, hi, is your brother you know?

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
And what did he say?

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
It was just like I totally caught out, real dumb
founded look on his face, just didn't know what way
to turn or look or or who to talk to.
So I have a little bit of a talk.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
I think we're better. And then what the do you know?
What happened with the other woman?

Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
She pretty much gave him a good telling off as well.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
I think she doesn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Oh my girl, she knew about me. Oh yeah, she
knew about me, but I never knew about her and
had been going on for the whole year of our relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Yeah wait, did they have an arrange arrangement?

Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
Basically he used to talk to her about me, and
because I've spoken to her and she told me everything.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
So oh my, So she's just like, this is a
you problem. Hanold is going to carry on watching the concert. Yeah,
it's so wild, Jim, what have we have we call
her of the week? Did have we have we call
her of the weekend? Can we give it a gym?

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
This is just.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Story. We'll hook out with the Chemists Warehouse Prize pack
home with the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Jim out. Wait,
there will sort out. No worries so many messages, We'll
get to those next. Have you ever dated someone and
realize that they're living a double life and also with
someone already because this happened to Lola Young, who sings messy,

(01:16:53):
I don't want to be I wasn't being negative, but
when we were talking about this this morning, playing the show,
we won't get that many messages, aren't they stupid? My
dad had a whole other family, partner and kids that
he was providing for and even purchased a house with her.
They didn't even We didn't even know about her for
a decade. At the same time, we found out that
my best friend's dad also had a whole other family
in the United States, and he would travel often for work,

(01:17:16):
so it was easily concealed. She found out she had
siblings at eighteen years old. How do you buy a house?

Speaker 11 (01:17:22):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Because when you buy a house, there's so much paperwork
about like what you already owning? What if it's just
the guy taking care of it. You might not know
because he's just taken care of it all many many
years ago. I had a boyfriend and a fiance. I
couldn't decide who I loved more, and then one day
I woke up and broke up with both of them.
One month later, my first love call me and we've
been married sixteen years and have four kids. So she

(01:17:44):
was double life in it, but it wasn't want to
be a triple wife. My friend's husband had an ongoing
sort of like double life affair for four years. It
all came to light when the other woman got pregnant.
Oh that'll do it. Ten years in and married with
a one year old husband had a separate relationship. From
guessing six to seven months with his work done. I

(01:18:05):
hope there was a while ago. Otherwise would have been
like Helen, was the affair going, you were like six seven?
Six seven would have been really hard to hear when
you were talking about your afair, you know, yeah, yeah,
would have been really I'd round up to a year.
It was a year, ever, and at work knew she
was also cheating and had a child with somebody else.
I guess you just told them they weren't together, just
living We weren't together, just living together. When they got caught,

(01:18:27):
he moved straight in with her. Oh, gosh, have you
heard any of the women, the women doing the double life?
I haven't seen any. It's just sort of feel like
I'm predicted that we said I'll not there'll be women.
Dated a guy who was also dating another girl whose
name was scarily similar to mine, so when he slipped
up and call me her name, it wasn't super obvious. Yeah. Ah,

(01:18:48):
so a two year relationship. I think about nine months
of it was spent with him doubling up. Yeah, I've
dated a double Yeah, mostly women. I haven't had any
woman admitting to being crazy. Well, there was the one
that said she had a boyfriend and fiance at the
same time.

Speaker 6 (01:19:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
True, all men one, not all men. Start wrapping up
the show on the Friday, Fliells not All Men.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Then podcast Network plays flesh Onorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Coach Vaughn. Yeah, you are coaching your daughter's hockey team. Yeah, correct,
the lowest team available at school. We don't. I don't
call them the junior bees. I call them the JB's, Okay,
the j JB's. Brandon can make a difference. So that's
why you are not an intern. You are. I am
a training a junior executive. Junior executive. That's my fifth

(01:19:43):
year here. I was not made a weird junior executive
announce chain. Yeah, can be on your level. What did
you call yourself at the petrol station A Portroyal technician? Yeah,
which is you're not just working the you know, doing
candy bars and pumps. Nah.

Speaker 9 (01:19:58):
No me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
So we had a rebrand. Anyway, we're two from two,
two ones from two games pretty pretty played with it all.
Rat's mate. Tell you what the other time, I'll tell
you why. We had some shocking riof calls. And that's
what I would get. I'd get home as a kid
after cricket, I'd say, Mom, Dad, I won't we won't
it And and then always just say we're the other
team blind. It's like, how bad were they? Yeah? They

(01:20:21):
would take it the treat and main keep and keen. Yeah,
the other team turn up.

Speaker 10 (01:20:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I was telling the girls last night. I said, girls,
when we get in the circle and we've got a
shot on goal, it's got to be hard. I was like,
we're going to play hard, you know, no soft hard,
We're hard, ladies. I was like, get in the circle
and crack it. And they all google And then Andy
was my daughter, and he looked at and she's just like,
shut up, Dad, I'm like, what you guys cracking it

(01:20:49):
all worn? You don't know what that means now. I
was like like this, crack it. Like this just worked
it out as well.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Crack it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
If we go to the social media disc went around,
it was pretty good with the youth linger. No, you're
not on Shannon. The b s A is leaving, so
it's adult. If you're getting cracked, it means you're getting fash. Yeah,
getting you to say rooted, he would like to lay

(01:21:22):
a complaint against Shannon Pleaseto the broad Casting Standards Authority
who was still running. Give them some work, lazy bar.
She's saying rooted.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
Gosh, you would say like I feel like getting cracked
like a glossal.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like it crack like a glossal.
That's what you said when you go to the chiropractor,
cracked me like a glos I've got stuff saying there
to Peter myiropract. Yeah, you would go out and crack
some batties. Ye would cracking some fat baddy goths. You
are you know, I love my bad all of your

(01:21:57):
keywords on it. That's crazy. No, I didn't. I didn't
say Latino. I didn't say Latina Asian batty go. You
need to be very careful when you're doing a hockey
to these teenagers. You need to be like yeah, because
you're so embarrassing. Accident and god getting to the circle.

(01:22:19):
I want you cracking it. It's so wild that your
daughter even lets you be the coach, Like, that's so embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
I wonder if I can share this, Okay, my marching coach.
She was a bit older, and so she spent a
whole life around young people, and once she was she
was a hard woman. And once she said to us,
she was like, right, come on, girls, like we're gonna
do this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Come on, speak up, like we're trying to get to
the bottom of the problem. And we're all quietly this
and she was like, well, speak up, we're gonna to
start fingering you. She meant, we just fell away visited
us once and she said, what a lovely ginger pussy.

(01:23:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
Plays z m's flesh forn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
When you've you know what, you've changed a better partner,
but change of tag, then we're gonna we'll just do
that next week. Because a very funny story long has
come across our DearS. A man was a run over
by a bus in a head and run in Auckland
and says that he is okay well. He suffered multiple
broken bones and permanent injury after the head and run

(01:23:32):
by a bus. The ordeal was made hurtful by Auckland
Transports insulting compensation. It was and a whole bus measure
if you got head by a bus and that meant
you got to keep the bus. No. No, he was
offered a twenty dollars hop card and now it's in

(01:23:52):
the news. In the news. So he was riding an
e skooter down k Road on March twenty. He was
cut off by a bus, causing him to flip and
fall all He landed under the bus, which then ran
over his arm before driving away. Oh my god, which
is scary, right, he said. He was hospitalized for two weeks,
suffer damage to his wrist and fractured four fingers on

(01:24:13):
his right hand as dom as handleoks. Yeah, he required
surgery and it was he was forced off work for
ten weeks. I mean, this is why we have ac
is why.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
We have acc acc plus a twenty dollar hot card
must feel nice.

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Yeah, So apparently he went to Auckland Transport for help
with his predicament and was stunned by the lack of
support and accountability by a Crown agency. Wow. Okay, so
he received an email and apology a good World gesture
of a twenty dollars hot card, which he labeled sulting
and insulting and pathetic. Well you didn't say that. They

(01:24:45):
also emailed, so there's an email as well. Yeah. Well
he was like, come on, guys, I need ten weeks
off work. But ACC. That's that's the beauty of our
ACC system. It's not perfect, it's better than America. Out
of the Wes. Well, he'd be a million. We'd be
in big trouble because our main transport of vider in

(01:25:06):
our biggest city would be absolutely on the tenderhooks. Yeah,
but okay, this is what we wanted to do instead
and ask you this morning when was the compensation rubbish?
And so when did sorry that happened and here's a yeah,
sorry you found a finger in your food, but I

(01:25:27):
tell you what your coffee is on us. It's like
when I was in and.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
I hear it when I was in France, last year,
and I had a cocktail and I was sitting there
with my mom and I was like, something's in my
teeth and it was grits, little grips of glass. And
then I went to the service. There's small there's glass
in my cocktail. I showed him the bits of glass,
was pulling them out, and he was like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Brought me another drink. I get the bill.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
He charged me for both, and he brought over, as
an apology, a shot of disgusting liquor.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
He was, here, you go, but I paid for the
glass cocktail, right, but we're even. But you got a shot.
We're even. But you didn't even get to drink the cocktail. No,
he charged you. Did you say something? The language barrier
could be bothered and the glass was.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
To be.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
French class. They just know what they're doing with a glass.
They do okay, Well on one hundred, dance at him.
We'd love to take your calls this morning and text
in nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
How insulting was the compensation? Now there was a guy
who got hit by a bus an all class hidn't run,
hit and run and its compensation. He received a twenty
dollars hop card from at and not impressed.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
We want to know how bad or embarrassing or insulting
was the compensation. I love this. I ate half a
big green fly in my custard slice. Ohoo, yeah, well
I assume I ate half of it, because there was
only half still in the custod slice. I went back
to the baker, was like, oh god, well at least
the fly won'er eaten much. Do you want another one? Yeah?

(01:27:01):
What are you hope? I don't know. I would have gone, well,
open your bag years all the money out of the till,
and maybe if it was a shard of glass, but
well it just had or really, I've got a pie,
steak and cheese put into a chunky piece of glass,
Like if I'd swallowed it, I would have been in
big trouble sort of glass rang them in the hopes
of just like getting in to pull all the pies yep,

(01:27:22):
from that particular one. He said, oh, shup, bring them
a bit of glass. You can have a free one.
I was like, well, not, mabe, We've got to take
this a bit more seriously when it's glass and food,
thank you. Eight weeks ago, I went to the dentist
from a yearly check up, and as they moved the
X ray machine, it toppled over, unbalanced and smashed me
in the face, landing on my eye socket. They said, sorry, gladier, Okay,
it turns out actually I had delayed concussion. I've had

(01:27:42):
six weeks off work and they still made me pay
for my visit.

Speaker 9 (01:27:46):
What.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
No, I'm not paying for the visit that fell on
my I don't think I'm paying for a visitor, No,
go back. I think my mum was given a six
cent pay rise when working at a petrol station. Yeah,
she wrote a letter to the head office saying that
if that's the best Payrose can offer, actually refuse the
pay rise. And they wrote back saying, thank you for

(01:28:09):
refusing the payrose, We'll keep you. Yeah, it's embarrassing. I
think it's to find a new job, such a as
my mother in law who has ams but didn't want
it to stop her, you know, volunteering and getting out there.
And I love that attitude when someone's got, you know,
something going on and they're like, well that's not going
to stop me. I'm stilling to volunteer, going to make
the most of my Days's not just going to let
life just sit here and take it, get away and

(01:28:30):
do nothing. She volunteered at a hospital for fifteen years,
directing people to the Greek Ward and only had to
stop due to the health conditions. She would taxi there
and back and pay her own fear. She was that
sort of woman when they left. When she left, she
wasn't expecting anything. But it was a little bit of
a slap in the face when she got a ten
dollar aout you for the hospital cafe. I'm sorry what

(01:28:54):
I was even getting you a muff like, don't even
don't even give her anything if it's ten dollars, Yeah,
name something after it, Yeah, a nice cheer people are
waiting in the instruction thing or name the information disc
the that's insulting the Susan, Yeah, sarender Lemon random because

(01:29:17):
people will think it's named after the Hollywood actresses. Is
a random but should know? And I think she's the
kind of woman that wouldn't you know, doesn't mean to
do what if her name is Wendy's Hamburger and then
it's the Wendy's Hamburger information Desk, Yeah, Wendy's sponsoring the
Will you just call it the Wendy's chair. What if
she was a subway Henderson? Yeah, true, and then the

(01:29:38):
subway in Henderson is getting a special shout out. Yeah yeah, Okay,
you know what I mean. I got food poisoning from
a fast food outlet, last eight kgs. Well you don't
what do you want more? Do you want? Great? Which
food outlet I'll go today?

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
I also want to steal the yeah fans. And it's
just like you've had it. I've had that angiatia and
it's I mean skinny like red you know, one of them.
I didn't get skinny at all. I was like, it's
not you're not like really burning fat. For a while,
you were just like you just look at evacuating, yeah,
instead of dehydrating yourself to a you know, a critical level.

(01:30:16):
Yeah yeah. And you're like, why isn't it moving the fat? Yeah?
Why are my arm still waving in the winter? And
when I went back and told them, they gave me
a combo voucher. Okay, I found a full glove and
my seafood reptile at a sushi base. I was like,
there's a whole glove in here. They offered me nothing
and said, do you want to chuck the glove in
the and the biddle. Do you want us to chuck

(01:30:36):
the glove in the bin? I wanted to give me
a free bom. In California, role we had our house
burgled thrice within three weeks by the same three women.
Three women. What the house was burgled three times three weeks,
but the same three women mixed bits, which it's the
only level bubble trouble. They were stilling cauldrons and then

(01:30:57):
firewood and matches and such. This was in twenty six.
We have so ten years. We have so far received
four lots of eighteen dollars eighty seven cents as a
recompense from the Ministry of Justice. I'm guessing these throw
them and don't work a lot and can't afford their court.
If you get charged with the burglary, you're slowly paying
it back, and if you don't have the ability to pay.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
A friend of mine got a head on collision and
the guy driving had stolen the car, and he did
a hit and run, poked his head into make sure
my friend wasn't dead, but then ran away to caught him.
Eventually in same thing, I think he gets like a
dollar eighty six a year or something for the last
fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
It's gonna take him a million years. He's gonna buy
a house one day.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
Though.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
We'll say, like it's worse though that every time you
get a dollar something deposit. It's just the meggering. I'd
just be like, don't bother. You don't bother A place
one seeing a completely different set of a pair of
shoes to what I'd ordered online didn't have the ones
I actually ordered in stock anymore, so just thought, oh,
we'll just chuck them these ones shows. I was like,
I rang them and they said I will send you

(01:31:58):
a free ship and coupon. But then I worked out
I actually use the free ship and coupon to ship. Yeah,
so terrible. I just kind of got nothing there. Yeah,
terrible customer service. Yeah, that's bad. I broke my back
in a car accident. Unfortunately, the previous year acc had
stopped lump some payment, so I got eighty dollars a
week for six weeks. The prayer your patients at the
same as you already got twenty thousand dollars wrong year

(01:32:20):
to break you back. That's what I've always said about
breaking your bit. You're gonna pack the right year, right
the right time, and the right season.

Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
Plays that ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Ten minutes. It's a long time to be late. I
hate being late. I'm usually I was late this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
I hate it. It makes me very anxious being late.
So I'm a real like fifteen minute early sit in
the car vibe. Goal will be early, just before, be early,
just before, so that when whatever commences, I've had time
to settle. But gen Z don't give a toss and vorn.
And now I considered say it. I have said it

(01:32:59):
once or I'll say it as many times as I
need to say it. I walked so gen Z could run. Yeah,
I sort of blaze the trail where you're talking about
giving all your nonchalance, Yeah, I mean nonchalance and for
years yeah brother, yeah yeah, quiet quitting. Yeah, anything more

(01:33:20):
than of exactly what you've been asked to do, because
that's what you said you do.

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
Yes, So gen Z, when it comes to punctuality, this
ruins true for them. Ten minutes they think is absolutely
just as good as on time. And it's actually become
a TikTok trend where employers who aren't gen zsh have
a camera set up at the entrance to their work
and they say the time that their shift starts and
the time each employee arrives. One of them was like

(01:33:44):
shift starts at eight twenty two. They're like morning coffee
and oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
When someone is late and they have a coffee, you
had enough time to line up. That is the word
me too, especially when it's like got traffic via your
favorite cafe.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Ten minutes late a day in a normal work year,
if you worked a normal thing as forty hours of
lost work a.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Year, so you're getting a whole week off just being
ten minutes late to your job every single day. That's
so funny. Yeah, so yeah. Gin Z found it very
very forgiving to just been ten minutes late, whereas boomers
were like, no, yep, you're there, ony per of boomers.

Speaker 4 (01:34:29):
I rounded that up, and I don't know why sixty
nine percent of boomers nice say lateness is flat out unacceptable.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
My year, this was again my marching Goes. She was man.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
She used to be like on like nine am training
means we're moving our feet at night.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
We were the music's on, so you're putting your boots
and getting ready at quarter two.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
If your boots are not. Yeah, you can just go
home and you will no longer be in the day.
Like that was very struck. So I think maybe that
has put the fear of lateness into me. Yeah, and
I hate it. Heart races and I'm always like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
I like long for the day. I could swanen somewhere
late like born. No, you don't say sorry, what are
you sorry for being late putting everyone out? The party,
don't starty the party, don't start till the party around.
I liked the party. Don't starty the party. Don't starty
till morning the money. Yeah, yeah, actually we're not moving

(01:35:26):
on till we come up with a good The party.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Don't start don't study till I'm in the Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
That's nice. The party don't starty till I'm in the fuddy. Hey, guys,
Apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They
want asked to tell people to tell more of their friends.
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others to I would concentrate more
on the Shiitter podcast at the company, the real losers. Yeah,

(01:35:56):
just yeah, maybe maybe won't say that. Maybe we should
even encourage people to listen to other podcasts of the
company makes I never own but only after ours. Yeah,
and not more than ours. Give us a sixty little
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