Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 11th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast network. This is from Flesh one
and Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pets.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
MS Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Thank you, bring good morning, I'm a liquoring, you a lickering.
Welcome to the show Flinch Worn and Haley beg Show today.
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Speaker 3 (00:31):
The pre stale went absolutely CRAZYT Dillydilly.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, I think christ yurch that well. I think it's yeah,
you're gonna want to get your tickets today at a show.
Hailey's too busy, mate. We took the one window we've got.
This is it in October. That's how busy Hailey is.
Also eight o'clock this morning, there's no free fuel, there's

(00:55):
no gas. Me up. We're not doing that anymore. I
do want to do that again. It's lots of fun.
Ready to get that going again today At eight o'clock,
Zidim's Deal or Reveal. We walked into the studio. Look
at that. This is not walked into the studio to
a wall of briefcases proper proper deal or reveal. You're

(01:17):
just not a just what's in side? I'm going I
won't Okay, here's my poker face, the foully on that. Yes, okay,
how is it?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I couldn't get a read on what you were How
much was in the case? Was that a good amount?

Speaker 5 (01:39):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Guys are here because we can't play. We can't play.
So twenty briefcases currently on the briefcase wall behind Hailey.
Deal or Reveal you get through at eight o'clock this
morning and Britain from the newsroom. He's going to be
our man, our banker. He'll make you a deal. He'll
make you an offer, cash offer, and you can take

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that pick a case and obviously you know the case
could have more money or it could have less. There's
a lot it will up to five thousand dollars. Yeah,
up to five thousand dollars. So if you want to
play deal or Reveal, you can do that this morning
at eight o'clock. Listen now for the activator to play.

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The Top six is coming up for the Top six signs.
Your STI is from the eighteen hundreds because it's the
return of syphilis surspect baby.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I thought we were just rocking chlamydia gonerea on the
occasional it's me syphilis, Hello, really low eight away people,
Ain't it eats the brain, eats away the brain of
it if you don't get a good series of antibiotics.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
And of course there wasn't that floating around. Kim sweehouse
wasn't around in the age that was. It would have
been sooty if it was chimneys order have to clean
the yellow signage. Like Daily said, I'm just imagining London,
say lunch, read an article in the Guardian. They're just
launching over there and they're like, hey, guys, get ready

(03:08):
for the chemist warehouse. Really and people like expats and
stuff are just like, oh yeah, here we go. Wow.
So fun. A curable bacterially sexually transmitted in fiction, A
transmitted through all of the fun stuff. It causes painless sores, rashes,

(03:29):
and I've treated severe long term damage to the brain,
the nerves and the heart because there were a few
like people that written Alexander the Great. Yeah, historical historical
figures with syphilis and their brains. You do some research
or deal with this. In the top six c and
it's why you've got to get regularly tested. Oh you
just got it in case you go batty in the

(03:50):
brain lose your marble exactly now. Also over the weekend,
the United States government Hailey.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Now, come on, I've been rocking Hailey and News for
a number of years and it's all.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mate aliens. The government, I mean, Trump was like, I'm
going to release all of these.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
What do you call them, rejected fire projected files on
confirmed alien sightings UFO.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You're sorry, sorry, so flying.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Objects and everyone was like, no, it's not real. For years,
I've been saying, no, there's no none of that exists.
We's just started dropping them.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Not everything I've noticed, not everything. No, no, no, it's it's
drops like a you know, an Apple TV release, yeah,
or an Enstein files release, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
The fleets run and Haley pod.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Now we know about looks maxing.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
There's been a documentary on it about people smashing their jaws.
They look like their hotspual lined men like, actually use hammers.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Have you seen this spawn? Do you do?

Speaker 6 (04:52):
You know?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah you have, But you know I saw that guy,
that famous one and the he got interviewed by that
in Australian sixty minutes a guy who had a stronger
drawlne and just rocked up just to this interview and
smashingly good. Yeah it was so good.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, they're like getting they're trying to create these like
little micro fractures so that they heal stronger. And then
like cosmetic surgeons, dermatologists, you know, cosmetologists were like, that's
not a thing.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Love cosmatologists not. Actually, yeah, they're big on.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Jaws cosmetologists is aren't they beauty beauticians?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I thought it was a person study the cosmos.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
No, no, no, no, no, cosme cosmetologists like.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Makeup and yeah it does nothing, but yeah there's still
nothing tap their jaws or the hammer. Yeah that's looksmaxing. Right.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
They're doing even doing steroids and whatnot, just because you know,
you do what you want to do.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So now this ball mat I can't even remember to
take that creating got all about creating. We were doing that,
we're doing, but well, like, how am I remember to
do my steroids and my bloody hammer drawer? If I
can't even remember to take a buddy, I forgot about
iron and zinc and all that. It's a lot easier
being a minger isn't it. It's so much more fun.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
So now we're ball maxing, not just look maxing ball maxing.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
What we're doing is we're wanting bigger balls. Okay, really,
men are injected. I don't imagine bigger balls helpful.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
No, we have never looked at balls and thought I
wish they were bigger or smaller.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
No, that they are what they are. But it's not
the main act for me. No, couldn't care less. I've
never ever thought about the size. It's ball. Yeah, why
and so if women aren't interested in bigger balls, why
are these guys doing? What do you want bigger balls?
Men are injecting. Also, bigger balls just make it look smaller.

(06:50):
Want smaller balls. So actually, what you'd be wanting to
do is reduce the balls. It's force perspective.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, you don't put a massive thing next to a
small thing.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's going to make the small thing look smaller. Yeah,
this is why we trim the pubes. Trim the pubes
and if anything drained, the balls, drain the ball.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
So men are injecting serga, lube and saline, which is
like you know what they put in the injections into
their scraw tums to make them bigger, calling a ball
max se.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Is this what those Olympic uh what they call their
ski ramp? What do they call that ski jumper? Yeah,
they are injecting saline. Olympics. They were trying to get
a harder or bigger cod piece basically of the uniform
because it would create an aerodynamic like a graduation, and
we give them more rudder. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
So one guy, Marcus has apparently been doing this for decades,
and he says his ballsack is now reportably bigger than
a mango at fourteen point five inch.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Why would you want a mango sized ball sack?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
There's a subriddit even for saline ball inflation of nine.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Thousand plus members sharing their journey now, I see, I
see sheep with the giant balls, doesn't know. And we've
done cycle classes, Hailey, and had cycle seat accidents, haven't
we Sometimes and you put the ball up and down
and you sit on your ball accidentally. You want the mango.

(08:14):
I don't know where you'd fitter mango on. Why would
men want to do this? I don't know why men
would want to do You are are you asking the incident?
Why are men doing I'm looking at them.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
That guy Marcus who's been doing it for decades. The mango,
the mango Mango Marcus. He said, you know when you
read comic books back in the day, and the and
the superheroes are in those tight suits and they've got
that big cod piece.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Yeah, that's supposed to be. I thought it was more
about the main event than halfing it up with the balls.
Are we turning the incidnet off today? What we're doing?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
And I just feel like they can't be they can't
be healthy and safe. No, we're self injecting things into
our reproductive organs.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Are the swimmers in there? Yeah, the swimmers, That's where
the swimmers originate.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yes, I don't think we should be injecting the future
generations were sailing?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Completely agree?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Does that end? Podcast Network?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I've been waiting for this news.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I'm really locked in at the moment with this because
you know, I love a bit of the unexplainable.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
What was it the big documentary this year, earlier, this year,
last year?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Disclosure, the age of disclosure. That's right, it's brilliant, it's.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It is verified.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
People kind of blowing the whistle on the fact that
the US government has been hiding or sitting on files
about UFOs for decades.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Right, Not that there's necessarily aliens chopped up in storage,
but there's a lot of unexplained s. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
So you may remember that Barack Obama got on a
podcast and was asked about aliens and he was like, ah,
you know, we don't really know.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I think maybe I believe, but like there's no proof
like this.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
And then Trump went, you know what I'm going to do,
because I have the power to do this, I'm actually
just going to release some of these files, these classified
files that have set.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Here for years. Are they going to be as redacted
as the apestein ones or they're pretty redacted. He'll be
his name out for sure.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
So, like I've seen some of these files. They dropped
the files. This happened on Saturday, our time, over the weekend,
and a lot of the information's blacked out.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
So there's videos and stuff where there is still redection. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's to protect the pilots that were flying at the
time because it has the information on it.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
So it was the use.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
It's not their choice to release these files, yep, because
then they're going to be like, well, that's your plane,
you know.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
And then they're going to be hounded by the media
like what did you see? Tell us about it?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, So he was like, I'm going to start dropping
these in a sort of a Netflix style rollout, and
he dropped the first ones. Now, the thing is, you're
not going to see any aliens on these, but it's
literally completely no like public, no excess denied. You go
to war dot gov, Ford slash UFO and have airp
just have a little red one hundred and sixty two
files from the FBI, Pentagon, NASA, and State Department that

(11:20):
a videos, photos, and eyewitness reports going back decades of
unidentified flying objects.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Literally the X files.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It's it's this is like, this is my Coachella highlights are.
I'm gonna wear tinfoil hat, a little tinfoil bra and
a little late tinfoil skirt and then have like green
body glitter everywhere. Highlights are there was a pilot reporting
a metallic triangle because the ones I've seen, it's like

(11:49):
they just move in this way that our planes couldn't.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yes, like that's not humanly possible and at a.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Speed that's not humanly possible, and in like like one
of them is this weir that moves slowly and then
at a ninety degree angle it takes off, and it's like,
we don't have anything that moves like that, be it
an animal or a flying craft that we've created.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
So a square that's some very aerodynamic like cubes, these things.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Yeah, there was this metallic triangle at twenty five thousand
feet of the Mediterranean. There was the object during the
ninety degree turn at eighty miles an hour over Greece,
and a super hot orb that outran a military helicopter.
And there's lots of ones that are like there's one
for from buzz Aldrin on the moon, the man on
the moon who reported seeing a bright, unknown light source

(12:37):
in space during Apollo leven, calling it a possible laser. Like,
there's a lot and listen, no alien's confirmed, no cover up,
no big conspiracy thing, but there's some stuff. But there's
some stuff and it's going to roll out. So this
is the first drop and apparently there's more to come.
So honestly, it's really interesting whether you agree with it.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yeah, okay, well if you want to check that out.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Wart ev Ford slash UFO and just spiral play.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
From the Fletchvorn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Hi, there syphilis numbers on the rise. Simple case of
pedaicillin or clear up that syphilis. Yes, it's another curable one.
Famous historical figures with syphilis al Capone. Oh okay, he
suffered from neurosyphilis, which gerated his health during his imprisonment
at Alcatraz. Brain This is when you don't get it

(13:34):
treated and you don't treat long term effects. Friedrich Nation
that you know that German philosopher. No, okay, so German philosophy, philosophy.
What was he? What was his famous is he ever?
Instagram quote? What was Yeah? That's how I know most
of my philosophers and authors. And you got just famous

(13:56):
quotes on Instagram and I'm like, yeah, I might reapo.
Is that what does not kill us makes us stronger?
It was Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I apologize, she said at first, and he did the
Matilda effect on her and said, oh.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
That was interest. So he's a plangiarist. Yes, not only
did she say it, she sang it, yeah, yeah, And
he just said it in a German accident, which wouldn't
have been as peal Oscar wild Famous. Yeah, he actually
died from syphilis. Actually it was Great Graham Lincoln apparently

(14:33):
had syphilis. Although these guys they got they got it,
they got it. They worked up there banging Beethoven. Yeah
he lost his hearing. Was that from some speculating his
deafness and chronic healthishues were caused by syphilis from childhood
because it can be passed from mother to child. All right,
Number Christopher Columbus. Oh, you're telling me he wasn't going

(14:56):
over to bloody woman for the first time. What is
this feeling in my punts? What is the color of
your skin?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
My word less shous let me look at But he
was given it to them.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
He was given to them. We brought it with him
from the Europe. So not only did they Wow, he's
another thing on the list. Hitler, what a bastard. Hitler
suggests he was infected in nineteen o eight and suffered
from cardiovascular syphilists the end of World War Two to
a nice guy from Yeah, true, couldn't have happened to
a better guy. It wouldn't have happened to a better guy.

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The top six signs your s c I is from
the eighteen hundreds because these levels up there. I mean
as soon as penicillin came around, people were just like, yeah,
that's what you've got to get your regular tests. If
you're out there having some fan if you're having sex
and you're using like prep to stop getting h it
doesn't stop. The bacterial line does not. So that's why
syphilis is on the rise. Top six signs your s

(15:52):
c I is from the eighteen hundreds because the numbers
are up there. Number six on the list. It's steam powered,
steam power, steam powers you lock down. You can see
the little bacteria is shoveling bacterial coal into a bacterial
You're going to put it under a microscope. Yes, but
that's what's happening. But that is what's happening. Top six
signs your seos from the eighteen hundreds. If you're a lady,

(16:12):
your SEO really wants to vote, can't it? Just can't
leave that to the man. Please love yes, for God's sake,
concentrate on having children. Number four on the list of
the top six on the seos from the eighteen hundreds.
That's wearing a cheese cut a hat. Oh yeah, yeah,
lovely dress up finders, yeah, blinders yeah, nice. Number three

(16:34):
on the list of the top six signs your seos
from the eighteen hundreds. It's thinking of taking a three
to four month boat trip to the other side of
the Earth to settle in a new country called New Zealand.
Is colonizing us? Colonizing Number two on the list of
the top six signs your seis are from the eighteen hundreds.
It's got black lung from working in the coal mines,
but the doctor's prescribed its cigarettes for relief smoking down. Yeah,

(16:57):
goodness me and number one on the the top sixciz
sis from the eighteen hundreds. It is so racist, like
that believes the craziest things about people it's never met.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
So what if, like you y and you've got syphilis,
and then you have interactions with someone of color is.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Civilist, you will refuse to go say it won't transcend boundaries. Crazer.
That is today's sub six Does that.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
M podcast needwork plays?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
The people have voted what is the most embarrassing drink
to order on a first date?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
This is going to be something I drink, isn't it.
I would say green vodka cruiser Oo. Yeah, that would
that would be a bit of a turn off. No,
you know, I don't mind a man who wan dos
a pink drink? Is it a cocktail?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
It's a cocktail. Okay, it's not an espresso martini, it's not.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's not a thing. Espresso is a classy like yesterday
that was to last ye see they are. But well,
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
About what what like maybe like a Negroni or a martini.
I'd be like the best Swish guy.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
When you are with someone and they order a Negroni
because they've heard of them and they're trying to sound
classic but they've never had one before, you don't know
what they take. No, give me my apparol. Oh wait,
it's not an apparol, wasn't it? Yeah, no it's not.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
It is the atrocity known as a Long Island iced tea.
See Long Island iced tea, by the way, is made
up of equal parts vodka, rum gin, tequila, and triple
sick with a dash of coc and lemon juice.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, that's it. Used to be banged for buck. That's
why I'd get them if you went out, because they
were only like a dollar or two more expensive.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
A lot of bartenders are like we're giving you bit
shots of each and then it's quite watered down.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
You know, because that was the thing where you've been.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
But also I've been I've had a night out where
I don't really like them. They taste like you've taken
a little bit of mum and Dad's boots. But I've
had a night where I went out and I had
too and then I woke up in bed and I
was like, Okay, Yeah, they are so apparently the most
embarrassing because yeah, you do look like you're just you're

(19:22):
clearly showing that you're a bit nervous and you're a
bit but unsure, a bit desperate, a bit amateur, and
you're may be just going to get so sloppy so
quickly that this isn't going to be a fun drink.
Also one drink if you use full coke, one drink,
seven and eighty calorie.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, it'd be a lot because it's.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
A shot is one hundred, right, like one shot five
of those five hundred and your Coca cola on top.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
And also what people just think that you're a bit trash. Yeah,
they think you're trash.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
They say a better alternative with a similar vibe as
a Cuba libre, so you run coc and lime, right,
This is on a date, is on a day in
a grownies because it's you know, used to getting that
nice kick.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
But it's some classy.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Or a Mexican but tunga what's that tequila coke and
a salt rim Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I just think we stay off the drink of summer. Yeah. Love,
it was just tequila, some lime or lemon juice and
soda water.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
De luscious Clatia Skinner, Thank you, Skinny.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
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Speaker 2 (20:29):
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It was just on in the Uber two stars, two stars.
It is one of the available radio stations. I mean,
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We are available slightly better than silence.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
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Speaker 2 (22:16):
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It does. It does. Yeah, if anybody wants to sponsor
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(22:37):
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only buy half a billboard and they've just did this. No,
but then we they just only bought the half. We
get on board with somebody else, like charity, and try
to get charity rates on billboards.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
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nice and next to us, we were just like on
radio to.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
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Speaker 8 (23:00):
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I'm going to sign it to a skinny child. Oh look,
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Speaker 3 (23:28):
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Speaker 2 (23:33):
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Not yet? Not yet, not yet, not yet? Well, there
are rolling out today the.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
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that submitted that have their name on the billboard.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
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for some like helpless cat burnt it's been burnt and
they covered and gross and this is on a billboard.
There's a cat. Yeah. I can't say it on until
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I can see where you're going with the word and
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Haley's isn't making.

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Your great character.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
The Fletchhorn and haleyd now feel free to chime in
on the chat here if you so desire, lovely listener,
is it ever okay to date your friends.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
X nine sex nine six? Has it? I think this
would have happened to a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I've had casual liaisons with people that my friends have
also had liaisons well.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Really, but there was no like that's a competitive nature
coming out. And then at the end the first question
was who was better? Was a meat? Who did it
better me?

Speaker 8 (25:05):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Though? Is it because your friend gives the rave reviews
and you're like, well, now I want it.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
If I saw you eating a beautiful croissant and you
were like this croissant is the best croissant of your head,
I'd be like, well, I'm going to do something at
that shop. I'll buy that same croissant. Yeah, based on
your reviews. Same with a hot, brown skin, light eyed on. Yeah, yeah,
I have a little nibble on them. So it's it's
an old question, right, and it can. I think it's
probably caused a lot of drama in there. There's a

(25:33):
relationship expert who has given some who names Michelle Leno,
and I will say she's got brown skin and light
i's and she's very beautiful, jaw structures, lovely, gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah. Ten out of ten.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Ten out of ten when it can work, when it's okay,
but also nine six nine sex if you feel like
taking part in us when why it's complicated, Romantic bonds
leave emotional residue, isn't that nice romantic bonds, like the
emotional residue.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, you want to dissolve it. Yeah, you get it
to dissolve legal.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
So when you're because you're thinking, well, you're not together anymore,
But there's always a residue. There's always a small connection
that you keep with people that you've dated, especially if
it's been you will.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Do it in a long time. So you don't own
these people posessiveness language, She says, there you go, lingers.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
You do feel like, well that that was mine, and
you're like, but you don't want it anymore, but it
was mine. Watching a friend date your extre triggers self
doubt even when you're over it.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Girl code or guy code.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Is real and as often enforced, and breaking it shifts
how your whole social circle might see you when it
might be fine. According to a relationship expert, when you
can date a friend's X, the breakup was ages ago,
and it genuinely feels like it was ancient history. We're
talking like, man, you guys were together when you were teenagers.
We're not thirties now, you know what I mean? Like,
that's that's fine. Your friend is clearly moved on. They're

(26:56):
in a new relationship. They're visibly at peace, they're not.
There's not it was sort of any kind.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Of like I don't know, miss them.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Relationship ended in betrayal. O, no, no, sorry that I've
dumped across.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I've spoiled it.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
It was a casual, brief relationship, so their relationship was
never very serious, and then you're like, no, I'm going
to get serious with them. And your connection with the
ex developed independently and organically, not because you were hanging
out with them as a couple.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
When to leave it alone.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
The breakup was recent, say within the last six months
or so, or messy. Friends still has feelings. They're often
like still thinking about this relationship. The relationship ended in
a betrayal or toxicity, like they cheated or something like that,
and you're more driven by curiosity or boredom rather than
anything real, right, so you've got it Like basically, she's like,
you got to talk about it. It's circumstantial.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
It's I don't know. If you've been with someone for
a long time and then one of your friends gets
with them, it's a dog move.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
It is a dog move, especially if it's a huge
breakup and you're like, I'm actually trying to move on
with my life. Why are you dragging that back out?
Dog move, dog Move nine six nine.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
In Texas dating exes, I spent seven and a half
years with someone. For six years of that my friend
told me he was a piece of shit wow, and
that I should leave him. Eventually we broke up. I
moved down A year later, I had to go to
support him with something doesn't say what we'd become friends
by then. Imagine my shock when I get to his
place that discover they've been together for a year. So

(28:21):
basically they broke up.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
A year later, she goes back to support and then
they've been together for a year.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, so that was instant quite changed, Quite changed. Girl
code is contextual dating an ex husband that's hard. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. But someone I dated before marriage, go for it.
If there was such a great catch, I'd probably still
be with them, though, ye warned. Yeah, absolutely not. Friendship
of thirty two years. I ended my relationship with my

(28:47):
ex husband. She ended up feeling sorry for him. Needless
to say, last laugh on her their relationship end. Would
you believe the same reason my relationship ended with them.
I never trust her again as an impath. Ah, Now
that's someone who can read other people's minds. Yeah, is
it not someone who can relate to other people's feelings.

(29:08):
That's reading their mind. You're an impath. I think you
actually are. I think you're an a path. You can
actually think you're an a whole an ale. Yeah. I
could never date my best friend's X. I'd be thinking
about how hurt, uncomfortable, or betrayed they might feel the
whole time, even if they say they're completely over them.
There are many people in the world white choose the

(29:29):
one person told your best friend's heart and memories. Some
boundaries just matter more than feelings.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
It is a weird spread, you know, like just there's
so many fish in the say, and even if you
want that one, it's kind of like just look a
bit harder somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, my friend was so efficient. She's actually started dating
my X before we broke up. That's quite a ficient,
isn't it. That's really Yeah, you're only allowed to date
your friends X. If your friend is did okay, it
would almost be worth killed someone. I feel like that
is word sort because I'm just looking down and being like, hey,

(30:04):
I'm so happy. I ate the wrong mushroom and now
you're with my man.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Read someone said, I'm married to my ex friends x
X friend.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
So the friend is obviously like, yeah, we've been together
fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
The friendship was wavering at the time due to actions
of her.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah the X friended switch teams was acting like they
hadn't and was just so I was like, well, I
like this person. I'll take it. I love the text machine. Pops.
Friend and I used to share girls all the time. No,
let's use whatsoever, says nine seven one. But that's that's
a little bit more spicy fluid. Yeah, we're talking about
like if you're in a long term relationship. Someone someone said,

(30:43):
in New Zealand's a very small town, it's hard enough
to not to hook up with your own cousin. You've
got to be a loadder hook on. That sounds like
someone to make excuse they looking up with their cousin.
I mean, how hot's the cousin though? Do you know
what I mean? We're just sort of number before. It
has to be like second cousin.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cousins, especially if they're not it's just
because you went to that family reunion and had a
hot cousin.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
And I was like, thank god, we've you know, I
realized that we're related.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
The z In podcast Needwork Play z Ins Flesh Forn
and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I always if to us, Hello, how are you.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Were you Melbourne post?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
I'm technically Sydney based, brom a Perth girl. Maybe I'm
a nomad right now? Oh my god tour. Yeah. Literally,
you were in Melbourne when I was there and you
said we were on the dance floor.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
You're like, I just want to be a Keywie.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
I just want to be a KeyWe You were on
the dance floor, but always on the dance for me
and Haileyny club at night, after all the comedy shows
had finished, they cleared the cheers and it just buff
of boff and everyone in Australia is like a bit cool.
And then the Keywis were like full full noise, They're
really cool. I just thought they about being a Keywi
comedian and just everyone's cool, fun and fresh. Yeah, and

(32:01):
I think I'm an honorary I feel like I want
to be an honorary Key Week comedian.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Well you've been. You've been given the Key Week comedian curse.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
You did seven days, Yes, yes, well, yes, yeah, how
was it? It was the best I had, the best
time I got.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I was the only I.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Can't say I was the only virgin sacrifice.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Everyone else was a veteran.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
So I'm watching like Jussie and Josh and Chris and
Rays like absolutely kill it. And I was kind of like,
oh my god, oh my god, but I had the
best time. Looked after me like a princess. Now you
were here last year? Is this is this on your
second time only second time in New Zealand and doing
the comedy festival?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Yeah, last year was my first time.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
With your show, Australia's first attractive comedian.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, that's I know.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
I see they get it. Australians get funny about it. Yes, yeah,
that's what the show's about. That's what the shows about.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
But that's Australians. We're very much a self deprecating since
the human yes, and the British.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
And the British and the Aussies are the same. But
I don't do that. I do the opposite. I don't
do much deffrecating. But it worked here. You guys gave
me Best International, so that show won Beast International. I
couldn't believe that amazing, and now you're back with and
I'm going to say aphrodity, but you should, I say
in the Greek pronunciation. I didn't get to see in Australia,

(33:19):
but I saw so many clips and so many people
tagging you.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
You.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I believe the show starts to stop me if I'm
going to ruin anything, and you are afl.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
But but you walk in. It hasn't even started.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Actually that the pre show, So before the show starts,
you sort of walk in and she's walking around. She's
sort of touching people and getting them lap chances. How
are you sticking the shells to the nips? She's only
wearing shells on the nips. Wow, big shells because she's.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Australia is only an attractive comedian, So haunt it. Thank
you guys for saying that. I know I will.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
My costume designer, Joe Noon, an incredible costume designer, made
me these incredible shells, and I just they're just sticky
and I stick them on and I yeah, I'm hoping
the last part. Hopefully by the time I get to
New Zealand they'll still be sticky. What if you get
a stuff nip, does it push them off? No, Luckily,
I will. I think the mine are always a little
bit thing, so because I'm always cold, especially when I'm here.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Well you are, yeah, you are always on how hard
it is for hot women in comedy. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah, there are not many people that understand, but Haley
gets it, and no, I'm lucky. There's there's almost quite
a bit of room. I wish I could show you.
It's almost like my smoking bra from my first show,
Third Bots. Yeah, she had smoking nipples. That was my
I played a fembot at the end of my show.
My shows are a bit silly billy, but I'm a

(34:41):
bit sexy. But I played a fembot at the end
of my show. That was the finale.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
The shells are the actual shells. They're plastic. I was
gonna say, because you get in them you might have.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
To clear them to the Luckily they're just silver painted
plastic ones.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
But thank you for saying that, because I would have
got into trouble.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
But yeah, it's a very silly costume swear and the
show which is like, because we talked about this a
little bit, but sometimes people will watch I'll call you
scantily clad, yes, and people might see that and be like,
oh gosh, you know why she doing that and why
couldn't you just but we had a conversation that that's
kind of the point. Yes, so what is what's about

(35:22):
in terms of like what is the show saying?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Okay, so well the first sort of like I think
the big you know, grab for people is that I
say that this show is not only part two, it's
a part two of my trilogy, but it's also about
how I've never been in love and I don't think
it's real, and all of us did with as a
show we've kind of agreed to E've agreed on that.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
There's been some headbrakes. Yeah, there's been some fit.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Okay, amazing, Well, come to the right place to talk
about this. But it was just it's just sort of
me talking about not only that, but then this whole
idea of as a woman, do you have to be
a certain way or dress a certain way to find
love or be loved? And just this idea of like,
you know, talk about some pretty heavy but now that
I'm thinking about it, talk about some heavy things like

(36:03):
it's kind of gender politics and even I bring in
these themes of Greek mythology, you just felt.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
That it's funny. It's part of the common.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Sorry, and it is really funny. It's very silly, and
I make it very funny. But it's sort of about
this idea of you know, am I valued less because
you can see my skin? When this is like, I'm
a show girl, Like this is a fun sort of performance.
It doesn't mean that I'm less than or I deserve
I don't deserve to be actually I don't know loved
or seen.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
You know.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
There's a little tagline of the show is like, you know,
to be, to be desired is currency, but to desire
is a liability.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
And this so it's a deep but it's a bit
like that.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I feel like, especially when you're a woman that does comedy, Hailey,
you'll get it. It's I mean, you've got you've got
a love of your life, right, No.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, you don't. Oh you don't. I know, I'm unconfirmed.
I'm confirmed, and I will see. I've never see, I've
never so, I've never I've loved, you've.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Loved you, I've never And I feel like it's like,
and when you're a woman that does comedy, men don't
like funny women.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
I think, no, no, they hadn't like twenty women.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
There's all I mean, I don't know what you guys,
but I just there's this all these ideas of you know,
you have to be a certain way, like even the
whole you know, if you look at the Greek goddesses,
you've got Athena, who's really smart and a warrior, and
then you've got Aphrodity, who's like this sexy sex goddess.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
And you kind of it's kind of both hobb me
both and just trying to.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Deal with all of that, and I'm trying to decipher.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
All of that. Be a warrior princess. Well, she's amazing. Yeah,
she's an icon.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
But I know I feel like I'm maybe, I hope
I'm selling this shot show is funny. The thing is,
I haven't seen it, but the response online, Oh it's
been so beautiful. It was absolutely incredible, And we don't
have many shots to see. You're doing fifteenth and sexteenth
basement there in Auckland, Yeah, and then I'm doing I
think Wellington before that. So I'm doing twelfth to the
fourteenth in Wellington, my first time in Wellington, so please

(37:48):
come and see me and Auckland.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I mean, I love it here so much, so please
come and see me here too. But they show you.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
I mean, you know, I make fun of men and
but in a silly way, and I don't worry.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's in a cillyway.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
But it's also I'm trying to like, you know, I
talk about it's set in a disco tech. It sat
in afrod Adi's disco tech, and I want people to
come in. It's like a party. And I talk about this,
you know, the sad reality that you know, we don't
dance anymore, We don't meet the opposite sex on the
dance floor, and I think that's really sad. And I
think it's sad that menuscade of dancing. You can come
and dance with the EFRODITTI herself. Yeah, I aloistos common

(38:22):
if it's what I called it.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
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Speaker 2 (38:28):
Haley Fleitch you and I wasn't around winner at school.
We'd jump rope the heart. Oh yeah we do. Yeah.
And here's one I was to my significantly well not
that makes it sound like she's weight. She's ten. My
girlfriend's ten years younger than me and I was telling
her about the ins of Big Apple Crunch. Do you
remember the Big Apple Crunch where we all pit into
an apple at the same time around New Zealand? No,

(38:50):
I don't remember there. Big marketing from Big Apple, huge
marketing from Inza, the export of New Zealand apples. Mean
that stood for it, and we did the Big Apple Crunch.
But my kids have it since they were at kindergarten.
It's jump Jam Baby. Yeah, it wasn't around for me.
Jump Jams twenty five jump jam is turning twenty five
years old. That's wow. I mean, nowhere else that you

(39:13):
probably likely to hear Turnage's version of witch Doctor. Oh yeah,
other than on the stage for jump Jamting tang.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Banks to sixty to sixty ting tang bang ting tang
wa bang.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Side note, if I may dougress ever so slightly. Yeah.
The original of this song was released in nineteen fifty
eight by the guy that also invented Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Oh God, which was like a recording before He'll be
stoked for his royal royalty. Yeah, you know, I don't know.
I don't know if he's still alive. Unfortunately not. He

(39:53):
died at the age of fifty two, nineteen seventy two.
He's well dead like proper dead, properly, he's not coming
back dead. But jump jam, I mean there's that song.
There's this song that I'd never heard before until I
only know the dance. I only know the dancer is

(40:14):
because my daughters. Yeah, did this over gen Z produce
a girlies for you jump jammers?

Speaker 7 (40:19):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Yeah, we will one of you give leader of jump
jam in on the stage.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah. It was such an honor. We did it every
Friday morning and it was the best. Man, did you
ever have missed the jump jam come to school? I'm
trying to remember. Gets ready still doing it?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Someone just messaged five is coming to New Zealand. Yes,
I'm looking forward to all the millennials busting out jump jam.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I think I did do it, just at the end
of the Yeah I'm going to get now. No, I
was keep on moving with the song and then steps
and all that and this club Citity. I'm kind of
remembering it. My favorite was Sea Snow, Snappy Chumpy Shumpy ump.
Did Snappy make it yeah to being a I don't know.
Snappy was the jump a jump jam? You do the

(41:03):
crocodile arms, thinking like that able a texting in their
jump jam memory? Okay, I do you know what? I
think we should play a jump jam song just before
we do Dealer reveal at eight o'clock. So there's one
hundred and one officially recognized jump jam songs. Okay, Well,
texton what is your favorite jump jam song? Put your
memories in as well. Yeah, maybe there's a great memory,

(41:24):
maybe there's a traumatic memory as well. No, yeah, did
you forget the jump jam when you went to the
jump jam competition? Did you forget how to do the
moves to you? Let it go? Cotton Eye Joe by Rednecks.
You see it, You see it every time you look
in the mirror. Wait, stop when you look at the
crowd and you see your disappointed periods, shake in the head,
spitting on the ground. Yeah, no, son of mine, there's

(41:45):
jump jam just songs that they play at bars at
two am as well. Yeah, but they've just put a fun,
young sort of beat behind it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Well text text the nine six nine sex your favorite
jump jam song? I think it there's a jams If
there's a winner, let's play it before eight. Yeah, let's
play it. What about this guy? Yeah, I love that

(42:13):
you jump Jam memories your favorite jump jam song nine
six nine six text Hailey, You're gonna have to read
the text machine because I've shut every window possible alright
apart from where I'm going to be playing the song from,
because the song is not an hour hour system to
sign it overwhelmingly before I shut the text machine down,
was a song that people only associate with jump jam. Well,
because it's twenty five years of jump jam, we're going

(42:34):
to play a jump jam song. So they do competitions.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
It's such a big as competitions every years the school
I work out, they do it most mornings before school,
and there's a competitive team that trains at lunchtimes full away.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
So I thought it has have been to like the
regional finals and stuff a few years running. I mean,
it's lovely to see you get out there. I don't
need to sit through every bloody school you looking down
and seeing ABC just with yourself. Is this going to
be traumatic for some people like the teacher? Yeahs with

(43:06):
no rhythm. Carl has joined up, Carl has called through. Carl,
you actually have a connection to mister jump Jam mister
jump jam.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
I do so.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Brett and his wife Linda a good friends of our,
and they choreographed our wedding dance as a wedding gift
to us. Okay, what to what song? It was a
casher song, so not a jump jam song, but that
was it.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Yeah, it was quite cool.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Was the choreo super simple? Easy enough for a kid
to understand our choreographed dance? Yeah? No, no, so we
met My wife met through couple dancing. It was a
rock dance that was wow, ripped for an old new day.

(43:58):
Do you expect he's jump jam and head Jenny still
got it? He still got its. Twenty five years of
jump jam. Our will thank you Carl. Some messages and
some requests.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I knew every single jump jam song start to finish,
front to back. A lot of people texting in the
songs they love, Who Let the Dogs Out?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Coconut Tree, A lot.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Of coconut tree, chuch our slide picking coconuts and the
coconut tree, candy man picking cocaine man.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
As in the Christina Agulera, can't the panties drop? The
pies drop? I think it was different lyrics, but you'd.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Go candy candy Man and you would do like a
mixing motion candy Man. It freaks by Savage was my
pop was another line wild swimming swimming sports at Hamilton Girls,
sixteen hundred students would do it all on the banks
around the pool so that they could warm up a
lot of people say they're still doing it to warm

(45:02):
up before, like dragon boating or anything like.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
That was another classic. Oh my god, Yeah, that's that's
a jem. Yeah. I mean there's one overwhelming winner Vaorn
it's the one. I don't know if it's ever been
played on the radio, and I don't think I don't
think we've ever played it for three minutes twenty three
of coconut songs minutes three longer, the most modern songs

(45:26):
nine sex, nine sex, popping off in the car, do
the dance if you know it?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Need work?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Is it in? That's a twenty five years of jump
jam and that is a song that you wanted to
hear overwhelmingly.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I love the text. Wow, talk about muscle memory. Yeah,
your body just starts doing it.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh, just driving through a book of cooy saw two
cars pulling out the coconut.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah. There was a few messages and people saying, you
can tell who's listen to your radio stas and you
look around and they're doing like I hope no one
I know what's don't drive off the road? Yeah, please don't.
Actually heard from one of my daughter's old kindergarten teachers. Yeah,
I think it was the main reasons. And she moved
from ECE to primaries. They said, and the job comes

(46:17):
with the jump jam leader title. Hell, you know, I
get paid to dance. Witch interrupting jump Jam to tell
us how much song was left the coconut tree brought back?
Should I twain interruption flashbacks? And I think he goes
the mation and an apology.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Actually, I can't believe it was still going. There's so
many people saying, I don't know what just took over
my body. It's been twenty years. I still have every
action down pack. I love that. I love it so much.
Um said, you got the kids going. They were in
a bit of a crabby mood in the back seat,
and all of a sudden, we got some coconut coca
the this is the dope and manhat we all needed

(46:51):
to start Monday. I think we should start Monday morning
on the show. With jump jam everywhere.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeh, I'm not mad at the idea of jump jamming
on a Monday. So many incredible to start the week,
change my great day of head.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Now, well, I just dropped my twenty one year old
ed nurse daughter off to work, but not before we
picked some coconuts from the tree together and clear it
was our favorite jump Jens. This is why jump jeens
been around twenty five years. It's so beautiful. I just
tuned in what that is going on on your one?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yeah, my friend Skirt just in a video educating her baby,
newborn baby.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
I wanted to get the next generation to get them
honked on the jump jam.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Does that m podcast needwork plays?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Haley?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I saw the trailer for this movie The Sheep Detectives.
Can we look this? Se ages ago? And immediately I
was like, that is this sort of whimsical film that
I would love to go and have a cinematic experience with.
It's the kind of I saw this. Check Yeah, it's huge.
Jacks Jack Thompson, I saw the trailer for this all
these the cast is stacked, yes, go on, But I

(47:57):
saw and I thought, what a stupid Let me tell
you who's Hugh Jackman's like the machine. No no, no,
no no, he's a he's a sheep. He's a shepherd.
He's a shepherd and he's and he's murdered. I'm sorry
you paid to go see this. He's a shepherd and
he lives in a caravan and he has sheep and
he just shares them for wool. He doesn't eat them. Now,

(48:19):
I was like, how's this guy making money? You gotta
go see the film. But let me tell you this.
This cast Hugh Jackman, Nicholas Galds design guy that's going
to be he man that he's good looking, you know,
he is Emma Thompson cousin, Greg Off succession. He's like
the main guy. Basically, he's the cop that's trying to
just bumbling cop that's trying to solve it. Brett Goldstein

(48:41):
from Tied Lasso that played Roy Kent, Brian Cranston, Julia,
Luis Dreyfuss, Okay, Chris O'Dowd, Stacked Can't Reese, Darby, Patrick Stewart,
Regina Hawk, the ball eunuch guy off Game of Thrones
with hell he's in it. Here's a review. Farm Land
Murder three A shed a Lot she zero point seven

(49:03):
on IMDBAT, ninety three percent on Rotten Tomatoes, three point
out on Letterbox. Like the reviews, it's Hugh Jackman's highest
rated good. So I went and I was like, this
is gonna be fun, whimsical, and I need more whimsy
in my life. Who doesn't need a little more whimsy everybody?
So I went to the movies and I ended up

(49:25):
crying three separate times in this movie, like always side
the animal you can the animation is so good the CGI.
You forget you're watching. Wait, the whole she is animated. No,
so the sheep are not animated CGI. Okay, it's real life. Yeah,
so it's real life. But because I can tell unbelievably

(49:50):
good wait to the sheep talk correct but each other, mind,
and only to each other.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Movies like Beeve and all that when they talk and
it was like the mouth never matched.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
And you're like, babe, set the standard for talking animals
that talk to each other but not to the humans. Yeah,
it's up there. So what's not you? I kind of
can't say without like doing some reveal. It sounds like
someone died. What Hugh Jackman dies? And that's not even
that happens in the trailer. That's what they're the sheep

(50:19):
are detectiving. Yeah, all right, that his sheep. That was
like best friends, he's actually who murdered our best friend?
Easy payday for Hugh Jackman. What do you turn up
on day one gets killed? And he's like thanks amazing.
Yeah in the first ten minutes and you're like, Brian
Cranston's the voice of this, like big black Ram called

(50:39):
Sebastian that you're kind of like, oh, what's his backstory?
Then you get it that his backstory made me very upset.
He shot spoiled, show spoiled.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Someone just missus. Shan took my mum for Mother's Day.
We sobbed like babies. Did not expect it either. A
Greev worn Everyone needs to watch it was one.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
There was like people had taken like a little kid
because it looks like a cute man. Kids could enjoy
it for the fact that there's talking animals, but the
depth of it really really was. I saw it yesterday,
says Amanda. So good. Really, okay, sleep cinema to see this, though,
I'm gonna wait for Telly.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
It's giving their guys watch this on a Sunday but
hungover a voloney.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I think it will destroy you if you're in the wrong,
you reckon. Yeah, yeah, I think it will destroy the
pre minstrel voony. Oh god, if i'd give it one
way to you were ovulating, okay, getting a lot of
messages and saying that it's a great.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Someone said, saw it. You saved my six year old
gorgeous and yes, so many tears. Yeah, in a movie.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I was like, I wonder if it's gonna post credits
scene because I just needed to like stay in the
dark yet a little bit. Yeah, yeah, because.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Movie Cris I watched My Girl last night just felt like, yeah,
he can't see what houses his faces all sore, and
he went.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Back for her mood ring yeah, which don't even work
to learn. It's just a sort of a sort of
it reacts to whatever. I also felt like she got
over the death too quickly. Okay, well, if you wanted
to bad next. It was cute cutie though, as I record, Yeah,
if you need a movie to cry to the sheep,
the sheep Detective take straight up. I'm not. I can't

(52:26):
figure even though I think Flitch you'd like the funny
parts of should we say it should have a couple
of drinks and go. I think it'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Does the m podcast needwork.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Inducting this role into the gaggle friendship group? Who, by
the way, stage Haley is not happy with our friend group.
I'll tell you that right now. Good thing.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
All my weekends are busy because I wouldn't be spinning
them with you anywhere. So no, not you two, not
YouTube good boys, not like a man. Everyone else too late,
too long.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
She's not happy anyway. So this is a great for
people in your friendship group.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
You've got a friendship group and you head out for
your dinners, your byos.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
You know, we're catching up.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
For every minute you're late, that's the amount that you
have to additionally pay on the bill. And depending on
your friendship group, if you've got a bag high for luten,
you could.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Make each minute is worth x amount. You know what
I mean? You decide is there like do we start
five minutes late? Because I think everyone can have a
five minute late. It's up to you. Race up to
you if you say, if you're even ten no no, no,
no five?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Okay, when you can when you've aready got the table
for ninety minutes ten is a big chunk of the Yeah,
I'm sorry. So for every minute that you were late,
your group decides the dollar amount the penalty the penalty
for that, and that's you have to chunk that off
the bill before it's dived.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Right.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
So if I turn up, say I'm twenty minutes late,
and we've said that every dollar is worth every minute
is worth two bucks in our group, forty dollars off
our whole food bill.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Dollars a minute.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Forty dollars is I'm covering for my late lives. It's
a you know, my Tardi fee.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Now, Vaughn as someone who is constantly won't be coming
thanks to the environment, you know you're going to be late,
You're like, well I'm not coming, Yeah, guys, I can't
make it.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
So yeah, yeah, yes, especially if you're an hour lay
and you're like, i'll make you with the drinks afterwards.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
It's like, it's fine, but you're not coming. This has
gone viral and people are doing this in the hope
that it makes their friends come on time.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
So, for example, and we love them dearly, doctor Shawney
like you'll be like, okay, we're meeting here at this
time and then blessed. We have quite a lot of
our giggle friends on find my and so ten minutes
before when they live more than ten minutes away, you'll
go and find my.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Heaven left the house. But he's a doctor. They are
always late, and then you get in there and they're
trying to hurry you up to catch up on their lateness.
I'm sorry, I'm a white man in his forties. It's
very rare. They even come to the dog right, just
my type just dropped dead trying to rush me. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
look at this, what about this? What about this?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I think this is a great little way to like
you whole people accountable for the time, Yeah, for the
booking this.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Has anyone actually done this?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah, people have been doing it online and showing it
and so and then the people walking in and be
like no, looking at their watch and going it's five minutes.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
So now kind of like team fines right when you're
in a sports team said sports for fifty years.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, yeah, if you're late to like practicing there, we
had late practice, we had swearing, we had hands in
front where Yeah, lots of marchings, quite disciplined, but anything,
but you could do you could do this.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
It's just a little thing. You do a fifty cents.
We'd be fine with this. You and I. We're always
there on time always. Yeah. Do you know?

Speaker 7 (55:49):
So?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
I had a nine pm show on Saturday. There was
a seven and a nine pm, and my friend text me.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I'm getting my head in the game. Yeah. My friend
texts me at eight fifty eight.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
The uber is taking a while. We're going to be
that now one. I'm in, Shomo, I'm in. That is
not a problem.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
That's not that starts as a nine pen. They're just
waiting for the uber. Uber And I'm like, no, the
uber is not the problem. You got the uber? Yeah?
Too late? Also, you want me to make these thousand
people just wait for you about it? I'm side of
stage jeep. Someone said, I reckon, we should bring this
in and add the doctors from a minute late. They
are it's a discount. Oh you get ad off the patient.

(56:34):
They go in with four issues. Yeah, I'm like, don't
go that often. They should be accounted for plays.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It ends flesh Fore and Hayley.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
Fact of the day, day day day day, Yeah, doy
do do do do do do do do do deep dude, dude, doo.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
This that we're doing grass this week here at fact
of the day, Grass all week. Grass that's actually Mike
good for Mike. Message means is a fact of the
day for you. And I read it and I was like, ship,
that's interesting. Posted by Hamilton Airport on their Facebook page,
Oh okay. Hamilton Airport says even the grass at Hamilton
Airport has a job to do. The lush green grass

(57:21):
around the runway and airfield isn't just there to look
tidy for flight cruise and visitors. Doesn't look tidy though
it does look nice. I think I could do that
for a job. I'd quite like to lose myself on
a tractor with a Maha on the back for hours
at a time. Ever, stop mutch, a plane, get little
bit phones. I'll probably rather do it round trains, but
planes will do yeah, a lot around grass around trains.
It's an not heap. Say I totally do that. You

(57:44):
know the train that drives and it regravels the ra way.
That's really cool. Yeah, take a break. So it's actually
specialized airport grass called avanex Jackal designed to keep body
his runway grasses. Runway grass.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
It's called ave and X Jae, can I get into
my because I've just got weeds.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
You could get it in your backyards. But the thing
about it is it contains an end to fight, and
I had to look at what an ind of fighters.
Naturally occurring micro organism sometimes fung will sometimes organism organism
in my grass, and the grass, I'm glad it's enjoying it.
So are you? Same? Noisy over the doors? So the

(58:23):
national occurring releases compounds that makes the grass less appealing
to insects that usually eat the grass, and then the
birds that come to eat the insects. Because there's no
insects there, the birds don't come, so there's less birds
hanging around the runway and it being in danger of
birds strike at the airport, yeah, or just getting you know,
just that would be why I was. Do you remember

(58:45):
that time I was wandering the runway throwing out I
had to hold that old white loaf of breeze. You
didn't want to go to waste. And they were like
what are you doing here? Right? And they were like, oh,
you'll get psucked into a plane edge and the birds
or sparrows, and you were like, no, I bought my
own geese. Yeah, so the grass and Hamilton Airport is
mowing every six to eight days and they keep it

(59:08):
at exactly one hundred and twenty milimeters. Oh that's a
sexy chat. And because at then if it's it's shorter,
it also stops nesting birds that nest on the ground
like the plover. And if you know, plover's got to
hate them. They that we call them squawker birds. The

(59:28):
birds they got they've got a hook on the halfway
down their wing and they'll dive on you and hit
with the hook. Super territorials to me a real dumb
And they plant maize nearby so that the birds go
for the insects that live in the maze. And note
on the that's a good idea seeing on the airport
sort of a look over here. Is this grass good
for rugby because he needs to read about that guy

(59:48):
that kicked the rugby ball into the plane? Year Did
you see that? No? It was coming into land land
at Queenstound right the lights. Some light aircraft go sideways
across the main run your field next door, your scenic
planes and your skydiving planes. This kid was like, watch
this does a midfield bomb? I get this guy signed

(01:00:08):
with the wars We needed decently, all the more players
under under the high ball. The Warriors needed someone who
can do a good bomb. I'm saying, Shawn Johnson, we're
lacking in the midfield. Bomb hit the plane or the
plane for it? No, no, no, there's a photo the
ball on the way to the plane. Apparently the plane

(01:00:29):
was like what was that? He ran away and you
run away and then your mum's like, were's your rugby ball?
I don't know. You didn't even have got your name
and blazing across it would be Jaden and they get,

(01:00:51):
you know, lost call looking for a Yeah, I got
the phone number, the address, everything, the everything. So today's
fact of the day in the first for grass week,
we're better. This is more interesting. It's surprising. It's like
I wouldn't know this otherwise you've nailed it. After Today's
in fact that and by the way, this grass avon

(01:01:12):
x Jackyl. Today's fact of the day is there is
a grass called Avon x Jackyll planted at Hamilton Airport
and Auckland Airport, Wellington and christ Jute Airport that keeps
away instead again Auckland, Akland, Wellington, Chris Hamil Tamilshow, Danita
No Yankee Grass, Kay Courier. We are touching on co

(01:01:35):
Cool later in the week. I've got all my facts,
my most hated grass, it's brutal. A tomorrow is spawn.
We're going to Central America. You know, I love Central America.
Puppy No, I love that puppy, Tomorrow grass and Central America.
But today's fact of the day is there's a special
grass that they planted the airport's fact of the day,
day day day day. Do someone just messaged a nah,

(01:02:09):
planes shouldn't be that low kids totally innocent. Lol, good
on them. Guess the name of the person that takes
Eden Jaden correct.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Well over the weekend, Hayley's live shows, the new show New.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Hour Sprowl on the prow opened in Auckland at sky
City and tell you what the zitim.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
I just love our crowds. It's so lovely. We met
a lot of listeners outside after the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a lot of fun and yeah it was it was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I've been working my toush off up until this point,
so I'm very happy that it's open and I'm going
to do a bit of work on it between now
and going to Wellington, and then I'm going to tur
it around the country and just enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
I mean, we knew all the stories. It is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
I would say, out of anyone, it's all about my
my post breakup prow yep, and out of anyone in
that room, you who have been sort of at the
forefront of that journey.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
There were some moments where Vaughan was mentioned and Vaughan
stood up in the middle of the crowd. Did you
enjoy that? There's an opportunity at the top of the show?
So many people for that. I think I wasn't trying
to steal the limelight. I was just having fun with you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
No, no, there's a there's a bit right at the
top of the show because it's quite full noise.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
You know, my parents aren't swying this one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
There was a moment at the top of the show
where I give an opportunity tell a little story, like
a little taste Tess, and then an opportunity to leave
if you're feeling about pro dush And I turned the
lights up and I play a little song and little
exit music, and funnily enough, Vaughn stood up to go
and everyone enjoyed the fact that you don't want to
hear about your basic sis doing all the these things.
In the late show, one of my dearest friends also

(01:03:45):
did a fake excerpt like I don't need to hear
this about you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
No, it's fine. It was a blast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
But then yeah, when I talk about Hall passes, which
is a story that's in the show, someone yelled out
there there Hall, plus was Fawn Smith, and you've got
a little bit of a roasting because of the face.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
You've got Again, I asked a few people sort of
sort of had a many focus groups about my face.
No one could really know and down what it is
about my face. It's a great show, a really fun show,
phenomenal and it really was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
And I came off stage, you know, in between shows,
because I did two back to back, I'd look at
my phone a little bit and I you know, refresh
and whatnot. And I had a lovely message from the
boys saying, you know, amazing stuff and well done. And
you know, messages from listeners just beautiful strangers to me,
strangers to me I don't even know them, just saying
well done, which for me, whether you enjoy the show

(01:04:36):
or not, it's a nice thing to do, not not
as a stranger, but as a friend. You'd the effort
to go out there and entertain hundreds of people, and
you know, you know, I've been working so hard, and
I gave fourteen tickets to our friends. The gaggle complimentary.
I mean, I've lost over a thousand dollars on them.
That's fine sort of entry. As my guest.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Please, I would love to have you there as some
of my closest friends.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
So when I knew that you guys had gone, Mike
and Matt and some of our other friends had popped
into the green room, you guys had messaged me, and
I thought, oh, you know, they'll beat either the gaggle
chat that we've got going.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
We'll just be oh, well done, you know, thank you
for the enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
And I don't care, but you knowed how to just
you know, how to make a comedian happy, funny laugh.
The chat was, where are we going for a drink?
Hurry up, we're in the elevator. Well there was can
some perfect seas soon waiting for the lifts. Hurry up,

(01:05:42):
we're over the road. We're at this bar. Here, where's everyone?
And then a picture of on the track, just not
a single mention of my show, not a thank you
or anything. So at eleven pm, after my second show,
I did message saying outrageous lack of verbal affirmation and
praising this chat you snobby giggle princess.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
As I said, so is that what the deal is?
Because I've never really had friends in the theater. It's bad.
So you go and you see it and send a missage,
send a message, or tradition you would meet them backstage
and just so well done. I just think everyone was like,
you get up here and do it, kind of left
and nobody wanted to interrupt you because you had another.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Shot the bullshit excuse. The girls tried that nothing from
their mother. It's all right, everyone's paying for tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I didn't, And then I sit in the giggle. I
don't want to I don't want message, I don't want
praise because I've asked for it. So it's all rejected.
Now it's too late. Anyway, even though they started, I
was maybe a little bit slower because I was obviously
I don't listen. I don't know you're doing a second
show at nothing? Message, when's Haley coming out? No? And

(01:06:47):
we were like, Haley's not coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
But I think this is a general thing. I think
so much this message, and as men, we never get
praised for anything. We just sort of assume it. This
is what I wanted to ask. When did you not
get the praise you felt that you deserved or that
you can't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
I think everybody knows how amazing that just didn't need
to be said, and that you were quite busy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
It's funny my mom does this. She tells everyone how
she proud she is of me, but not to me.
After the garla apparently, wasn't she clear?

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Isn't she fent? So then she said, you went quite quickly.

Speaker 7 (01:07:20):
And.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Well you have to be short at the garlic. Okay,
well this is great.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
This is when we all get when I let a
car into the gap, acknowledge me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
The worst is when you wait where our gym over
the road. You wait at the stairs because you can
only go one person at the time. You wait for
someone to come up and they're on there or they're
taking ages, and then they look at you but don't
say any thank you. I waited for you holding the
door for someone when it's a scanny door. You might
be letting in someone who doesn't even have access to
the area.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
And that, I think, when did you not not get
the praise or the thanks that you felt you deserve.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Maybe it was a big life moment or a big
event and you just didn't get that praise. I wait,
a hundred dollars at him as our number, call us
now take through nine six nine saves feel like a
bit of praise. When did you not get it? And
you wanted it? My workmate and I bought built two
impressive wood sheds to keep our winter wood dry, and
all my fiance said was that big, Oh, that big, big,

(01:08:18):
too big? That too big? Is what you've gone overboard? There?
That too big? Well? Why don't you too much wood?
What if we end up too comfortable? Are you too warm?
You know when the wood runs out, she'll be like sheds. Yes,
I'm the first of three generations in my family to
buy a house. And no one kid, no one said anything.

(01:08:39):
I thought, you know, jealousous. This is a good little saying.
Is it a couple along those lines? Yes, you're gonna
be happy for your friends, don't you.

Speaker 8 (01:08:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Somebody else said, I paid off my mortgage at thirty
nine and my friend said, I don't want to hear
about it. It makes me depressed. Well, I mean that
is depressing years. But just be happy for your friends.
That's nice to your friend. Move it at least you
know they're not playing mortgage. You can move and well
why should that pay rint? Yeah, yeah, that makes a
great friend. Just blood. Yeah, smashed mother's day. Got crickets

(01:09:09):
she posted on social media, but didn't say thanks. That's
not the same. Yes, yeah, I hate them. Then it's
proud of you. Socials in your lap. I'm right here,
I'm right here, right here. Did you take coming a
nine six nine sex eight hundred dollars? It in? Where
do you think we get?

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
We're presenting an opportunity for people to get a little
bit of a chip off their shoulder. It's quite nice,
you know, because I think sometimes we feel that we
don't get.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
The praise that we deserve. So what is the praise
that you didn't get? Here's what you do. It takes
ten seconds. Well done, loved exclamation Mark Hart. That's so easy.
If he wanted to, we would What if everybody said
that in the group chat? You'd want some variety yeah,
a great smash. Laughed proud of you, laughed out loud.

(01:09:59):
A lot of people saying your show is very, very
very good. I don't think we kind of we said
it was good before it was very very even, like
I knew the stories as we lived through this, Yeah,
this last year of your life. I knew a lot
of the stories, but hearing them all strung to the
beautifully yes, very well crafted. Thank you. And you're allowed
to say that because you said it on the day
as well, all right, but if I said it, if
I didn't say it on the day, now, like thanks,

(01:10:21):
it means nothing. Tell you what mothers. Mothers are trying
in here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
It is a thankless job a lot of the time
because you do so much, so much of an unseen
th think thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
It's just that I tried to. I don't think you
did to. Babes try because man, that sneeze really right
in the heart. I think I'm dying. I'm a mother
of a five month old. I feel like you should
be praised every single day for keeping a human life. Yeah,
are they babies? Real assholes? Never say thank you. First
words should not be dadda or mama. I should be
thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Someone said, hey, I didn't play golf yesterday because of
Mother's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Not one thank you even want to let a cook.
That is the boldest message I've anyone's ever said. I
am for your life. Wow. This is my husband. Every
time he puts the Washington in the machine but doesn't
hang it up or put it in the dryery stands,
they're expecting praise for turning on a machine. He didn't
say any words or shed a tear. When my birth

(01:11:15):
is big headed, big ass headed children naturally with no drugs.
My youngest is four and it still grinds my years.
He hasn't thanked me for birth in that monster. I
don't get enough praise with going into this dumb ass job.
The praises and forms of money, yuck, unfortunate and pizza
parties with your coworkers who you love to socialize with.

(01:11:36):
Our wedding fifteen years ago. My wife constantly reminds me
that I didn't say she looked beautiful on the day.
Oh okay, ma to go again, try it for a
second time around. Statistically, yes, statistically it's about time fifteen years.
That's just over the average, and it it's thirteen point two,
I locked it up, pull the ejections. I built a.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Company from scratch and sold it for six figures, said
the age of twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Wow. Got my dad around for dinner to tell him
and celebrate.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
When I told him, he quickly quite dismissed the news
and start telling me about my sister had been promoted.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Oh oh, that's got to hurt. Worked with the guy
who passed out at work. Turned out he had a
heartfel defect and he died. I performed CPR back to
life Sam. His mum thanked me at the hospital. He's
never thanked me. What, dude, he's never you think.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
I think for me, that's a thirty dollars bottle of
Servion blanc at least at least.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Some flowers, and I reckon ely a massage valucher. I'd
probably go upend on why because it's the same color
as blood. I actually think so. And it's that pumping
around his body again, a champagne on noir. You quite right? Yeah, Actually,
when you're in laws actively go to their way to
talk about their own son and saying he's such a
good dad for the beer. Basics of parenthood such as
changing an that be. Meanwhile, yours, the mum, have been
waiting eight years for equivalent praise after pushing out three

(01:12:57):
of his massive head. Why is everyone's having to go
about the husband's massive hair but looking at your head
as well. Yeah, it's a big thing, sixty three centimeters
around the circumference a whopper. It's a whopperhead.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Yeah, and she's waiting for the same equivalent praise. After
having my first baby, my dad cad as that walked
into the hospital room, shook my husband's hand and congratulated him,
packed the baby up for a caddle, said nothing to me,
excuse me, sir, that came out of my vagina. I
hope some people are paying attention to these because some
suddenly some lessons to be maybe, but do you know

(01:13:30):
what it is?

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
It's the thing that we assume things that they know. Yeah,
they know how proud I am of them. They know
I'm grateful for that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
That's like on a Saturday, everybody knew how great that
show was. They just didn't need to say knows needs
to be told. My kids played for breakfastlets of different
sliced throat, toast and egg. Occasionally one of them will
forget themselves by taking the planes say I didn't want
kV for it today, and my response is always saying
that's a and that's a funny way to say, wow,
thanks for this beautiful selection of del just food. They

(01:14:01):
can provide them for me, just whack it up out
of their hands. Yeah, but they're like, I didn't want
to for it today and I don't want to clean
that up. So get to being a parent would be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
In those moments, you think, So Smacker played out and
be like clean it up, clean that up.

Speaker 9 (01:14:20):
The m podcast Needwork play z ms flesh Fore and Haley, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
You know when you got to a supermarket and they
had the electronic tags the price, the price tags like
the posh supermarkets, I think most of them don't have
them out. Most of them are digital now, most of it.
And is that because they can just at the click
of the button update the price. I've seen them do it.

(01:14:46):
They have to walk up to it though, right and
then and then it changes like that and that syncs
with the system. This is why I wondered that. So
there is a new trend and I am not at
all encouraging this at all at all. It sounds like
you're about to tell people how to do it. Well,
this this video that I'm watching, and there's been a
couple of these. Pomp up is from Europe because the

(01:15:07):
price the prices in the supermarket are in Euros. There's
a little device and people are what they're doing is
they're like creating little artworks or whatever tags or whatever,
and then they're uploading them onto the supermarket price tags
and they're digitally tagging and graffiting the price tags that

(01:15:28):
are in supermarkets and stores. What do I google to
see this being done? They're not changing the price necessarily,
they're putting up little digital pan so they're making little
artworks and it's just this little handheld device that they're
obviously buying from some store online in China.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
They're kind of like hecks into it is a giant
bottle of wine and seven.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Yeah, I know, wine's so cheap, it will be horrible. Yeah,
but you see, so it takes a second and look
that's just a picture of someone. Oh so it's it's insane.
And they're like kind of like really good itches skitcher
kind of stitch. They here's a name for that matrix.
He's sort of looking yeah, and that someone's put a

(01:16:11):
like a little c cartoon. I mean it's annoying for
the shop because now I'm like, how much are they?
But also like is that worrying as well, because if
you change the price, the store has to honor the
price advertised.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
Because you're looking like, oh, it does say seven ninety nine,
but that's not what it says on the system.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
You have to But yeah, videos like heaps, the videos
of people doing this in Europe. I mean, it's better
than spray painting. Yeah, And apparently they do say that
this tool is illegal to use. Okay, so it's a crime.
So it's I legal to use and I'm using it.
That means it's a crime. But it's brought up with
this kind of thing. It's just the same thing that

(01:16:52):
they obviously use to set the price in the first place,
the same sort of it's an infrared whatever they use, Yeah,
and programmed it with little do yes eat in tags.
It's much strike and Apache helicopter. It's only illegal in
the wrong hands, just like that's exactly and surface to
ear missiles only illegal in the wrong hand. On the

(01:17:15):
wrong hand, tases only in the wrong hands.

Speaker 9 (01:17:19):
The z M podcast Network lay z MS, flesh Worn
and Haley, So I followed this girl.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
There is a woman who is a lip reader and
she's always good at like getting close ups of celebrities
who are chatting and working out what they say. And
there was a little moment between acet Rocky and Rihanna
on the met gala carpet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
And Rihanna, actually it's a stunningly good looking couple. Yes,
stunningly good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
So they fans were like, I think they're fighting, and
this slip reader worked out that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
They said.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
There was a little bit of attention. Rihanna says, you
don't care for me, do you? And Rocky responds by
morning on the Crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Not on the red car, saying I'm done. And then
the internet was like public now I'm not. Let's remember every.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Couple going to an event. Yeah, so let's remember this
is the evening. They've had a sixteen hour day, like
it is a lot that day. Also, like she posted
the next day being like gorgeous at the metgulls my
love and he's been doing nothing but praise her. It's
just that they're famous. Everyone's like there's drama. It's like
there's not. When you fight in public, it is embarrassing. Yeah,

(01:18:32):
so this is why I know what was the public
argument or the public fight?

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Do you remember that famous? Was it last year of
the French president on the planet whacked them and she
whacked them in the face. They come out like down
the stairs. He was sitting on the angle at he
was sitting by the door.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
But he thought it was out of you and he
got a got a smack from it, and then realize
he's on camera, just like and the Germans were like,
it's the time, Yeah, we strike again and this time
we get it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yeah, yeah, totally. I mean it's if you're in the
public eye, it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Even you see couples like overseas man the stress of
the day travel.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
I saw a couple at the weekend having I wouldn't
call it a big argument of a light a light
bicker over whether or not they needed a fruit bawl
at Freedom furniture. Wouldn't need that. That's exactly what she
was saying. He was pro fruit ball. And then this
is what he said, which I thought was bold from
an arguing with his girlfriend and Freedom Furniture. Yes, but
you just put your fruit on the bench. This is

(01:19:30):
a role reversal. I would it would have been the
sort of like tradition, traditional standpoint of a man to
be like. I was standing on the other side of
the table, and I knew I had to stop myself
from saying, you can't just leave your fruit on the
bench out of some sort of receptacle that tells me
that the fruit's done, is it's done or it's been

(01:19:50):
taken that day to consume. But you always see couples
arguing when they travel in public as.

Speaker 10 (01:19:55):
Well, shopping, traveling, when you traveling heads on the plane,
and when you traveling when no one knows you, you
don't care, so you just have a public argument you
see down the place you do?

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Do you want to get the ball rolling with some
Instagram on the gram? Okay? My husband and I had
a massive argument on the banks of the sea in
river in Paris Beautiful. There's the city of Yeah. Yeah.
My ex thought he could speak Dutch and translated my
haircut style request to a bob. Wait, so you're getting

(01:20:28):
your haircut in in the Netherlands, I assume yeah, and
he's rocking the translation nobly that's as Google. Yeah, and
of course you just show them a picture of Jennifer
Anderson as Rachel, and you say season three of Friends
and you say that one, Yeah, I want the Rachel. Yeah.
When someone at the bar tried to correct my use
of the words sliver sliver to describe a slice, sliver said,

(01:20:52):
it's a slither, a slither, liver, liver, it's sliver, sliver,
a sliver. I'll have a sliver. Slither is a slips move,
they slither, but a sliver as a small piece of slither,
a slither, a sliver of cake, a sliver of a
smooth sliding motion. Now I'm doubting if I've even been

(01:21:14):
using those right to have time, just just don't think
about it. Hey, how much cake do you want? Just
a slither? Just a slurther You've both been sing it wrong.
Sliver too much. I'm too too far in the game
to change up what i call a little bit of cake.
Plus I never ask for a little bit of cake.
You don't want to slither? How say? When they start

(01:21:37):
rotating the knife and they're like and say, when I'm like, yeah,
I will anyone cake. Yeah, there's a slither. It's a
just a sliver, Okay, I wait, hand and downs and
evens our number, give us a called takes through nine
six nine seix. What was the public argument right now?

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
We want to know when you've had a public argument
because it's a total non issue. And Rihanna were fighting
on the red carpet and it's like, no, they were,
They're just having a stop hasn't stopped people talking about
it still today from the met Galleries was nearly a
week ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. The messages that
and my boyfriend said he didn't want a dessert when

(01:22:14):
we were out for dinner, and I had a strop
and then we started going at each other on the
way to the car. Because of course fleet you'll be
familiar with the fact that if the man doesn't wander
to put in, the woman's not allowed to. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm not having you're putting? Oh no thanks, I'm fine.
I like literally had entree mains and finished most of yours.
Yeah okay, then well you can still get a pudding.
No I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
I think I've overcome this ailment that but goodmen, I'm
having put it for Haley One's potfle how he.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Gets put get put, I'll sit and watch it. We
can still talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you you can
ever pod. I'll watch them. I'll watch some sport on
that massive TV over your shoulder. When I'm pretending I'm
listening to whatever you're telling me. I'm happy, man, I'll
keep talking you enjoy happy. My fiance and I were
going through customs in Melbourne and I had to go

(01:23:01):
through the scanner machine and get a pack down. He
collected the bags like a good boy. I don't like that.
Have condescending, not in the sexy way, but didn't click
my passport or flight ticket. We're a massive argument in
front of hundreds of people about host faultness. Was still
believe to the stab was has he denies you should
hold onto your own passport and take it into the
scanning machine. Yeah, this is your fault. Force ex I

(01:23:26):
start a public. If you want to call up, we
can have another public right now. You shouldn't listen to
this radio session, do you take Sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
So when the people who actually know what they're talking
about say put everything in the train, you're telling me
you don't have the authority to do so.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
You're telling me that I'm allowed to just carry things
in my hands. Your passport your problem. See you later.
I see you on the pipe. I have a good holiday.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Yeah, if you're stuck here, have a good holidays. Some
other messages in from people who have had a public
a puddle argument argument. I was coming out a pack
and say, I noticed my husband put the wrong mints
in the trolley or did he go not premium and
in that little trolley? Hold on, is that prime lamb?

(01:24:13):
For God's sake, Kevin.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Oh, now it's going to be Shipard's pie, not college pie.
Me and my partner had a tis when picking my
son up from school. It was over some maths I
had done, which was correct, and he was trying to
tell me it was incorrect.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
I love that when you're wrong wrong, but you have
to stand your ground even though you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
So this Texas says, in fact I was incorrect, which
made me so mad. I blamed him for me being wrong. Also,
they say I have just dyslexia, which have spelt hilariously wrong,
which in itself is just a great gag. It's a
shock that I got maths wrong. I love that though
when you realize you are wrong. In the argument, I

(01:24:58):
was scrambling, well, I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Would have been able to focus if you had an
over and in here ten years ago. Done that because
when I first met you, do you remember how you
off four? I was just message of the passport situation.
I've just actually picked up my fielce. He's very happy
that you've taken as well. Do you just you don't
leave your passport in the in the security area, allowed

(01:25:23):
are your passport? And we were on a plane and
with our daughter and I ordered a wine and my
husband said, we've got a little good with us. You
don't get alcohol on a plane. I still, we've got
a little good with us. It's exactly why I need
alcohol on a plane. And then we had a little
bit of a hushed tones and then silence. All those
are the best arguments at your parents' house, and like,
can you just oh my god, I said, I was
not going to do that. We were on the way

(01:25:43):
somewhere and I wanted I wanted an ice cream, yep,
and let's get an ice cream on the way back.
Message an ice cream on the way back. I was like, no,
we need to get it. I'll feel like an ice
cream now. He said no, well, because you won't finish
up by the time we get there. On the way back,
the ice cream place was classed. I said too, I'm sorry,

(01:26:05):
I said to the person who I said. They said
they had dyslexia, but they spelled it wrong. No, no,
I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Just calculus, Just calculus and dyslexia with reading.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
And Ryan I heard this. I heard of that Tim
very recently numbers the numbers and everything get jumbled in Yeah,
it's hard. Is that why I found manst reckon? Oh
my god, this is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
From her she message, she said, look at us having
our first public tis Hailey and I'm right here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
We are you are?

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
You are?

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
I apologize. I know when I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Does that M podcast network plays M Haley Haley silly little.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
It is so silly, silly silly that silly, silly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Silly little. Pola Is said, Okay, to order the same
meal as your date.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Absolutely, because we just we removed the idea of food
envy and we'll know.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Why do try the other person. But I don't want
my date to get the butter chicken first. And I'm
not allowed to order butter chicken because then what will
I get will encourage them to You can't have too
but butter chicken is the only time you can't order
this way too much, too much, check way too much. Sorry,
I'm getting the butter. Check you get the butter chicken
and whatever. Probably a branch out and go chicken chicken corma, whoa.

(01:27:27):
It's just basically slightly wooded down butter chicken. And then
you make the barrier in the middle of your plate
and you put half a curry on each side. No,
I'm not splitting curries. Are not splitting curries. This was
This was me last week because I went out for
dinner and I was going to order the pork and
said I'm going to order the pork. And I was like,

(01:27:48):
we can't both order the pork. It's on the you
explained who Amy is for listeners, Yeah, it's my girlfriend
and for everyone that you don't know that you've got
a girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:27:59):
Yeah, yeah, I can't have a girlfriend and a wife.
I don't actually have my wife anymore. Thanks for asking,
Just to keep reminding people tuning in, tuning out. So
I said, oh, we both can't get the pork, and
she's like, what do you mean. I was like, oh,
that's madness. We can't have two porks.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
And it's you can just enjoy it and talk about
how nice it is. You care. No, we've got one
pork snit's a little and another dish. We split them
happily do it. No, you're eating your own meal. I
would never order the same as someone I was, even
if I wanted what you were going to get. I
get something different and like, can I try? But yours
and you could try. I'm like, no, No, this is
mine and I want all of that. That's why I

(01:28:36):
love and we do things a little bit differently here.
I agree. We kind of bring the plants out as
they're ready, and they designed for sharing. I love that
stuff because I get to taste everything. I get to
be full at the end because everyone gets full quick
and I just keep shoving of my door. And if
there's just two of you, get your own meal, and
it doesn't matter if they're the same. No, I just
run a minipe. So we asked as the okay to
order the same as your meal. I'll tell you what.

(01:28:57):
Ninety three percent said, yes, why not? Yeah, I only
see it percent I may said no, it's weird. I
love it when Vaughn's and the majority because it's unknown
to him as a white man. Yeah, yeah, the people
say it's weird. They're missing out on a life partner
said Benny. Yeah, so that sharing, the sharing, No, they're
doing different and sharing. Yeah, that's what I think. So

(01:29:18):
life short. Well you dare well want to Yeah, totally,
but what are these two things on the menu and
you can't decide which one? Bully them men to get
in the other one. Yeah, there it is. And then
if you don't want to make it near them, and
then with some crap meal and you're you've got the
majority of the butter check in the netzell. By the way,
the stencil was the better meal. Yea, So did you change?

(01:29:38):
I changed so you could have had his own schnitzel,
you know, I had. I had half of the snitzel,
but they popped the plate in front of me. Abby said,
I think it's a good sign you'll already have something
in common, y'all. Yeah, she said someone. Well, you know,
we've got Texas listeners, so they could be from Texas.
From Texas. Yeah, possible sign of good taste. Maybe sucks
if you wanted to try two things on them? Mean

(01:30:00):
you though there she is? Yeah, she knows ash absolutely.
I think there's no reason for them to even think
about trying anything of mine because we've got because we
have the same thing. I'll share my undies before I
share my food. How about that, Megan says, as a date, Yes,
but if my husband orders the same meal as me,
it's war. Why don't you love me enough to go
harms on a meal? Then we get the best of

(01:30:20):
both worlds. That's your star. That's nice chance too, Rebecca. Yeah,
it's fine, but it is wasted opportunity. Yeah, completely, Just
go back to the restaurant another time. But there's so
many other restaurants. Oh yeah, I know, I know. Only
if it's the second time you've been there, you get
something else they also wanted and you share it and
if they want to switch, it's a one win. But

(01:30:41):
then when you go back, you know which dish is
going to be the bit of dish Taylor. Anyone want
to go on a date to find out?

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Okay, we are actually thinking of staying the f eh
hookup hookup server us.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Do an air. We're calling it. Smasher, Yes, smasher. You've
got to smash a meal, smash burgers, smash them burgers,
smash each ola brewis Yeah, smashy Joe and then smash
each other. Yeah, smashmash, smash, smash it. It's corch smasher
Christ and said, although I do like to dabble a
multiple tastes, so can we order different things that want

(01:31:15):
to change my mind? Classic woman there, she thinks she's
made a decision and then she thought about it. She
wants to change her mind. I don't want fries. I
don't need fries nice weird because you've eaten three quarters
in my fries, but they look nice. I didn't realize
it's going to be a crassby I don't need to
share a common point to talk about it. And if
you both get the shits, it's an excuse to keep
in touch before that second date from George. You'll never

(01:31:37):
do oysters alone. You're in this together. Oh yeah, always. Well,
we asked for CILLI the polls that are okay to
order the same meal as your date? And ninety three
percent of people said yeah, why not? Hey guys, Apparently
being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They want
asked to tell people to tell more of their friends.
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others to like it. I would

(01:31:57):
concentrate more on the Shitter podcast at the company Mate, saying,
you know, the real losers are saying yeah, Like no,
we're just yeah. Maybe maybe we won't say that. Maybe
we should even encourage people to listen to other podcasts
of the company make, but only after ours. Yeah, do
that and not more than ours. Give us a sixty
little review though. Play zidims Fletchborne and Haley

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