Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast Network. This is for the Flesh
and Haley's Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse,
the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning, Welcome
to the show, Fledged, Fawn and Hailey. What a disastrous
start to the show. A mince spill in.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
The back hat starts, mate, and it's a it's a
stewy mince like we've got a saucy mince on our hands.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Real liquid mints. I just saw it just I just
picked the bag up because I'm taking things out and
wiping them as I tating them out. I just saw
a big run of liquid across the mince juice. Mince juice.
Probably time bring your bag as well. It's quite faded,
isn't It's quite that Nintendo switches covered. I don't think

(00:43):
Nintendo switches are meant to be covered in mine the
mince juice roof but on.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
You're wiping it like you've had a water spell.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I mean, is just this is like literally just I'll
get home and everything will go on the You have
to put everything in the water, put switch straight in
the water. Fine, it would these days, did So what
were you thinking putting a container of mints in your
backtop without Today's the day for like, I told you,
so what we're thinking. It's just a day for like.

(01:11):
We're here to support you, Okay, even though it was
a stupid thing today, stupid. He just doesn't I said,
I said, that doesn't look that doesn't look You said
you said that to yourself, but you did not feel
sad to myself. I said it to someone, right, that
doesn't look. That doesn't look secure. I've never had a
problem with that container.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Life or you have now see it on the side.
It's not sealed.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And you know what else? You when you hate this
mince for your breakfastal your lunch, it's your lunchmn's it's
going to be dry because all the liquids in your
bags draw, It's going to be drawmans. God, he's not happy?
Is he not happy? You're right? Charger, my computer charger
is dream Yeah. Do you think you have a mental

(01:56):
breakdown today? I would say it's ninety chance. Yeah, okay,
there was a ninety percent chance before the Minster. Yeah, okay.
On the show today, Brendan from the Newsroom is back
for deal or Reveal your chance to win cash up
to five thousand dollars and the cases behind Hailey. She
a risky game.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I believe yesterday he came in and offered five hundred,
got bullied his way up to five point fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
For me, I'm like, I would have I would have
taken that cash. I can make that stretch. And then
they took the case.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
They took the reveal and I think it was two
or two fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Two fifty two, so I mean anywhere between five and
five thousand. It could have been. So your chance to
play next is coming up at eight o'clock this morning.
The Top six morn Top six was to get minstress
out of everything. I don't know, it's not ready to
do the show as it is not mentally in the Spain.
I mean the irony of wiping stinking minstrslf your deodorant

(02:56):
cams not lost on them. Like I'm probably gonna that.
You're gonna have to go back to the show sponsor
and get some more ricks owner the studio Rizonments. That's
actually the thing that's wipe the cleanest, the easiest. Top sixants.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Links mints the Top six today at the bottom on
your chair, mince chair, You're gonna have to change that
You're gonna have to change that cheer now and the
studio smells like mints and.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Sport has really taken over. Shall I do the Top side?
Do you want to do the Top six today? What
were you thinking about doing? You remember you just put
your feet up Top six?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
You were you were toying around with the idea of
Top six bad things about showering in the dark.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I wasn't then born. Because some doctors like tops
are Indian or something that was in there for a bit.
I don't think that was ever which doing a story
about organ down has been mostly women, I believe, which
was interesting. Yeah, well, look you just I think you

(04:10):
Hailey can do the Top six today? Should we? Nine six?
Nine six? You just let me get the last of
this mince juice out of the bag and okay, okay,
look in my laptop still in there. They might have
mints of the charging port. Oh worn, is that your
new laptop? Still? No, he hasn't gone up yet. I
haven't gone through the ad. There's a bit of mince
juice on that too. It's all right.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Maybe you're a vibe today more.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Than I think your passenger Princess on the show today Okay,
next on the show, a lovely note a listen, send
us a lovely note. That's gone the bit it's covered
of mincejo. What did it say? It was just nice things?
Oh your minci beg Yes, it was a nice note

(04:53):
from a listener. Okay, look, you sought your life out.
I think you do? You?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Why don't you tell us about the skimming stones?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do you want to do that next? Or not? You
want to do that many? Maybe Flitch, your brother Fletch
could take over. I can do that there. The Skimming
Stone Championships are back in New Zealand. We'll discuss next
after we get the smell of mints out of the studio,
actual bits of mints coming at the bottom of the back.
Oh god.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Then Podcast Network Plays ends flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well. The Stone Skimming Championships will be back on Saturday
at Wanica's Lake. Harwe are beautiful.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Spot is one of those glassy mirrors, glassy mirrors glassy lakes.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, if it's windy, if it's windy, it's not pretty
big like I would have thought. They would have gone
somewhere more. Maybe they're kind of a round a little
sheltered bay. I don't know where exactly, but yeah, the
organizers said they've got the perfect spot for the event,
four hundred meters deep with some lovely otago stones, just
perfect for skimming. That's a nice flat. I don't know

(06:00):
how to do it, so it's all the rest flick low.
You've got to kind of get low and yeah, I
love it. I think Stevens about my it's nice. What's
what's the last champions? And is it distance or is
it times that it bounces? Do you remember the cheating
scandal of twenty twenty five?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Of course yes, shaving the rocks or shaving.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Them, So there was the cheating scandal at these skimming
champs in twenty twenty five. There will be apparently a
rough rob bust anti cheating framework put in place because
of the stones. So competitors on the day select their
stones from the shores of like how we are under
the scrutinizing eye of Task Force skim marshals. This is

(06:47):
it's got various guys, guys, it's got serious. So they've
got an hour to collect their stones and then they
will give their stones to the organizers. They won't see
their stones until they're up to throw them. But like
I guess, like sports, like the umpires bring up the
cricket ball so you can't stand it down in the
changing rooms. Yea, yeah, yeah, they get the rugbyble when

(07:08):
they run on the field.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, we're just trying to find out.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
The world record distance is hold by a Scotsman called
Doogie Isaacs. Oh okay, do get Isaacs one hundred and
twenty one point eight meters.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
So they go, not the amount of falcons they go.
They go distance, but it's still it wouldn't be that
you just throw a stone in that distance. It has
to the whole way. Oh right, it has to go.
But it kept bouncing for one hundred and twenty one meters,
so apparently it's a GPS marked lane. And they have
Booie's Boys on the lake and yeah, it's all very

(07:44):
it's all very exciting and it's all happening, yes Saturday,
Lake Hawiah and all the money raised going to Malanoma,
New Zealand. That's good. So it's a good cause. It's
a good cause.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
It's just reminded, get yourself checked, get your moles looked.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, maybe you guys could maybe if we're near, like
you guys could teach me like my both brothers.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
How did you not do this? As a kid, I
remember watching my dad do it because we lived by
the ocean. He'd do it in the sea. Not the
same and the same, glassy flat and crashing title times. Okay,
skim on a surf beach. No, it's not a surf beach,
all right, it's in the harbor. Yeah, just an eastport

(08:23):
around the bay. Well, do you can teach me? Well,
one day we'll do that.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
We'll pull over by a river, a beautiful bonding moment.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You can be like, there's nothing like pulling over on
a South Island roady for a little skim on one
of those little yeast areas on a lovely meandering river.
And we've got to aarontown and have some wine. Of
course we can.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
The M podcast Network, what's going on? Zenms Fletch Vaughn
and Haley.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
Haley silly little.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It is so silly.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Silly, silly that to pull pull today.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
The little poles is you're a shampoo conditioner, the same brand.
This came up producer Shannon not Rock on the same brands.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Do you desire different things from your clean as you
do from your condition.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
No, I just you guys gave me some hand me downs,
and I just use what I have. Were's funny, Vaughn
and I were gifted shampoo and conditioner, and basically you
need to maintain a full hair. I just use a
hair mask as conditioner. Yeah. So I just put someone
before I shower and then the out. Yeah right, I

(09:43):
have shampoo and conditioner for guests. Yes, you do, because
I don't care here. Yeah, and I just buy the
nicest bottles at the supermarket. I don't even know if
it's good. I just they match. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
So I was like that, and it's more of a
natural one. It's not you know, parabons and your cell fates.
I've washed, I've washed my hair at your house before,
and I've had a satisfactory wash.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
The problem is with your hair dryer. Yeah. Look, I
was what a ball man you should it's like this
because and I think it was like ten dollars. Yeah,
it's as well, and so yeah, can I may I
please gift you my old hair dryer for the ladies
of your house? Yes, because again, and the men that

(10:27):
have long hair.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Minus of which there are a few minds vdal session
and it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Are you giving me a session?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
It will happily gift you ma.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Hair dry And then if you've got a here we
go assasson. Have you got a Yeah? Yeah? How old?
How old is this? I it's not that old. It
out it's only like three years old. And remember I've
got the Thinness here ever, so I very really use it. Okay, yes,
there because it's full size, full blast, and then when

(11:00):
you're at my house, it's really a gift to me.
It is the vals. This is like when men gift
their girlfriends or wives are something that they can use
around the house.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, I got you the Warriors your Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
That feels like a you gift brand new Lama for
your birthday. Yeah cool, that's awesome, thinking, well, those loves
of the marline they do, Wow, I use the same brand,
the same brand, Well, eighty percent of people do. Yes,
they match, eighty twenty percent know they're different. Okay, let's
delve into the comments. Mal said, it's whatever's on special
whenever we need it. I'm not loyal to any brand.

(11:36):
Oh okay, I'm brand loyalty. Amy says, not a question,
but what it's an option to have them different? What
sort of animal does that. Yeah, I just get match here.
It's like it's like bras and undies. I just assumed
you'd always match, But no, I learned that's not the
way of the woman. God. No, if you were a
check you would not match. You have the manniest dundies.

(11:58):
But I'm a bitch. I'm not like you and used
as an example. So you were your.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Braws for like a few days.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
You were you areund his once, right, So if it
comes as a set, that's what men like to think.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Underneath, we're all rock and are Yeah, they work better together.
This is Lisa. So I kept my brands the same
step and he said not anymore. I just switched to
a shampoo bar and it's been the best thing for
my hair. Yeah, a little bar soap like a soap.
Yeah right, good for the environment. Two and one all day?
You sent that in a man, Yeah, two and one,

(12:31):
but a hiad and shoulders that you're in the Dan drafts.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I used hidden shoulders too, in one at a man's house
and it was silky, phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Rips your hair die out though, he does?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, does it if you have a dye
job and it's a little bit too dark.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
You wash you here with hidden shoulders and it strips
it out, but it's soft.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah right, let's pay off. Renee says, got them as
a set and it looks aesthetic even if no one
is looking at my bathroom. You think she's got an
ASoP bottle situational with Pcuse me, I've got actual ASoP
in my bottle at the moment until it runs out
and I feel it with palm olive. Yeah, yes, you'll
know because it'll be either bright orange or bright pain. Yeah.

(13:12):
I have wavy curly hairs. His casey must be nice.
I used to have wavy curly here too.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
My friend, my friend making up high school friends or
your friends are here on you know my friend at school, crass,
my best at school, crash has says the neck. You
sent me a photo the weekend. Here's me with here
and at the appearance winning anniversary. That's me as a

(13:39):
teenage boy. We're on the left. You let's go with
the lot. Like a nerd. Yeah, I was a nerd,
Still am a nerd. Yeah, he wasn't getting any I
was getting want to get a glow up there.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I mean it's good if you had have showed us
a photo of you as a teenager, and you were
hotter than than you are.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Now that's disappointed. That would I want a teenager than
a woman. I'm sorry for that. It's okay, okay, you're
sorry for your loss. Curly here, I have multiple brands
of both shampoo and condition, depending on my cycle and
how my hair decides to be on that particular day.
Her hair cycles? Is there a hair cycle? There a

(14:22):
for loicular cycle? Is it sort of linked to the
menstrual cycles?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It's as your greasiness pushes out and yeah, right, growth
cycles and stuff. I don't know, but the thin is here. Ever,
I've wash it every day. If I want it to
look nice, we'll tied up like this.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
What happens if you don't wash, it.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Just gets greasy because it's so thin and fine. You know,
it's so close to the.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Head, right, it gets a little greasy. Yeah, Medicated shampoos
is Katie only way to go? Yeah? Man, what's it
medicated to do hair growth? That's what I use? Naoxen
Pete says, what's this condition of stuff you speak of?
The men don't moisturize anything, draw hair, draw skin, draw balls,

(14:59):
dry balls, don't go just don't go dry. They're not ashen.
I don't think I've ever had a touch the dry
for a white guy. They not know.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah yeah, And also is not a moist ball. It's
a different kind of moisture.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
No, I know. But I've never crack like heels, Haley,
don't need held. Imagine if your bulls heel crack and
they were snagging on the shade, they'd be grabbing pubs
and would be and they'd rack up your thigh. Oh god,
nine sex, nine sex dryest balls you've ever come across,
And love to know if anyone's if it's not our experience,

(15:40):
it doesn't mean it's not a thing. Yes, that's not
something we've experienced.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
For the foreskinned amongst us? Does does the does the
skin on your wienie even need a.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Moist It's naturally tanned and naturally moisture moisturizing. It's amazing
skin stunning ras. My wife's back to Champun conditioner. Back
to my wife's only match because I got a new
one from Mother's Day for me. It's a standard bloke
seventeen in one shampoo condition one, so good at less

(16:12):
body wash. Yeah, yeah, you do it all. I always
think of they don't match, they don't work for reference.
I've got blonde hair, so I've got a purple pooey
and Connie. Please don't call them shampoo and condition. Can
you pick the upper pooey and Connie when you're at there.
We also have a less bougie shamps and disher for
my partner, and they don't match. So wait hers is

(16:32):
bougie purple pooey and Connie and his is less bougie
shamps and dish. Yeah, everything's got a place. It's not allowed.
The nice stuff. That's allowed. The nice stuff. Well, for
selling Little Pole today, we said, is you are your
shampoo condition of the same brand eighty percent of your
Matchy Matchy the.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
That M podcast network plays that MS flesh.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Worn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
David Edinburgh turned one hundred on Friday. We're till going.
I thought we'd jinks them.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I saw Hodak he did one of those posts and
it just looked too ambiguous and he saw his face
into some black and white text.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
And I went, oh, yeah, curst that he didn't get there.
He did, he got there. He's one hundred. Well, he's
a documentarian and naturist. He still was a naturists may
nerd or naturalists, a naturalist one of the manatorists, which
one is.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
I don't know that nature is a naturist because a
natural naturalists.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
They'll do nude or seeming nude or you know, dry
balls out in nine Sex nine Sex. Actually, I don't
know if we heard from anybody and telling you dry
balls isn't a thing, Yeah, it'd be very interesting a well.
Lego has always had the age group of like four
to ninety nine, and David Atedinborough apparently likes the nature

(17:50):
Lego sets and the animals and stuff, and somebody pointed
it out to Lego that you know, now David Attenborough
can't play it with Lego, And it kind of has
become a thing online. Everyone's saying Lego, what you're doing here?
And Lego on his birthday posted the new age range
of four to one hundred plus updated for you, sir David,

(18:10):
Happy birthday. There's no age limit. For those who never
stopped playing. You do have to worry about the over
hundreds choking on the little pieces. Yeah, you get to
that age. The dexterity involved in Lego like pieces and
getting the flat.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
That was always my thing, was the flat ones, a
real flat.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh yeah, and you're like, yeah, you gotta get it. Well,
there's the tool now, but again that's get the tooth
in there too. In the nineties, but somebody invented that
orange lego tool. That's great.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
We just used our fingers and our tenth and stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah. Yeah, what it is. This is the This is
the Brooks separator. Every sitcom we never had one of those.
And you can, like you know, that can pop the
hire out if you need to get like the tire
off the no wonder gen z. You can't do anything.
We're just a lego. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, this is the copperball generation. Get your teeth in there.
Chip your teeth on that thing.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I'll get your and it skids across and leaves a
tooth scrape across your lego. Yes, and that's how we
started ingesting micro playsticks. It started a young age. Young
we've been immune.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
I don't I don't I think tell you cannot you
know that we plastics and brains.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, because I've done good at school and I've seen
all of the world with mine eyes, and I've done
all of it with plastic and the.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Brain needwork plays z MS Fletch Onorn and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
The Fletchvorn and Haley group chat. This is the top
six friend of the show. Jes See Mulligan has written
the five of Steaks, Hospitalities, hospitality, stuff which she wouldn't
make is a food reviewer and you can find this
out of at New Zealand Herald. Dot cut on In
said under the Viva good senergy Vaughn good these bosses
will love that. These are the mistakes we're making. We're

(20:07):
helping stack the plates. The person who carries the plates
has a technique. They don't want you to stack the plates.
We've mentioned this before and I've kind of stopped doing
it because people quite a few people message and saying
don't do it. Yeah, I know, I'm really bad at it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
My mom tells me off. She's like, we don't do that.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Leave you leave them.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
They've got the way.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
They don't feel bad. I'm like, well, it just feels
easy to put all the plates in a pile at
stack in the.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Plates when we go and we love our top of
we love our She had plates.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
We've got so many plates, it's like there's twenty of them.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
They are. The next one is making up allergies one
servicede professional set. It's not possible that in a population
of five million there's at least one seliac on every table.
If you're gluten free by choice, it's a different thing.
Don't pic don't say your seliac, you're gluten free by choice.
Writing online reviews without talking to the restaurant first. Apparently
they don't like treating white stuff like servants. Yeah, I

(21:00):
hate that. I find that discussing exactly and climbing your
fingers and yeah, that sort of thing, booking a table
and not turning up. Yeah. Well, those are the top
six top five things that the way its staff in
hospitality workers don't like. Here's the top six things I
don't like about them. Number six on the list, they
come over to the table and ask how everything is.
When everyone's got their mouthful, how is everything? I'm not

(21:25):
having swallowed it yet, I don't know. I always give
them a little thumbs up mouthsful. Number five in the
list of the top sex things that hospitality stuff that
I do that I find annoying. Tell you that's quite
a lot of food when I'm mid order, don't you
tell me every time, every time, every time you tell

(21:46):
me that that's quite a lot. Tell us eating is
what we do. Are there more people coming? No, just
three of us, just the three of us. Quite a
lot of foods for three people. Shut up. Number four
on the list of the top sex things that the
hospitality stuff that do that annoy me. Tell you they
do is a little bit different around here. Yeah, everyone's
doing it anymore. Everybody doesn't like that. It's been decades. Yeah.

(22:07):
Number three on the list of the top sex so
things hospitality stuff do that annoy me. They don't fill
the wine glass at the tippy top. Don't tell me
it can't be done. I was at the RSA recently
and they did it and and you had to like
put your mouth over the top and go before it
was safe to take it anywhere. I number two on
the list of the top six things our hospitality staff

(22:27):
do that annoy me because they've made a list of well.
Jesse Mulligan asked them what annoying them about people, and
they said, but you know, a bit of balance here,
but a balance when they don't skip the ad tip
part of the f post transaction. So I have to
they have to look at me, and I have to
look at it and be like no, because I know
you're getting I love it. I love when places skip
it for you because they know you don't know it. Yeah,

(22:49):
if it's a New Zealand like wait staff and the
New Zealand person skip the tip, Yeah we know that's
not done here. And number one on the less of
the top sex are things? Weight stuff? Do that annoying me?
Don't write down my order? Just say yeah, I can
remember it and they have to come back to the
table twice to confirm it because they should have read
the first time. I'll be proud. I'm so impressed when
they remember everything I know. But when they come back

(23:11):
just confis you remember?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Give me what you think I was?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Medium? Well, what excuse you did happen that? Yeah? That's today?
Stop six?

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Does that end? Podcast network?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Now? Why is Julia so upset? Ju Lipa's upset because
her face is on Samsung TV boxes and she's like,
hold on, I've not been Wait a second, We've got
her on some post. Don't we have place?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
It's shut your bloody mouth, mate?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Five million dollars? Does she know about this? I'm assuming
we asked the record company company we've got a sweet
airs deal.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Now there's got to be there's context around this, because
I was just having a little lookie at this problem.
Why she's upset suing them for ye twenty five million
dollars that's New Zealand, that's fifteen mili American. Okay, it's
in the context of it. There's a TV on the
TV box and on it it's got it's showing some

(24:12):
sample you know, like their menu, and one of them
is like a music channel thing, and that's it's right.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
They've got her holding.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
A Samsung thing being like, you know it's me, I'm
the spokesperson. You know that there's a show there that's
got two actors on it, and there's the there's the
Baseball League, and there's something else. So hight not quite
like it's like the using her face as a brand ambassador.
It's like, we've got a music channel on which you'll
find artists like Joel Epa.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
But it's printed on the box and she's like, gives
some money. She's like, I'm not happy.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
She's so in them for fifteen million uist dollars, accusing
them of slapping her face on the without her permission
or any compensation, And she says that the soup covers
copyright infringement, trademark infringement, and unauthorized unauthor unauthanized euthanized unuthanized
commercial exploitation.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Right, do you think that Sam could have bought this
publicity for eleven million dollars? She said?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
The money, she said, it's making them look like she's
endorsed the product, which she's never agreed to.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
But it's good at all. Publicity. It's good publicity, isn't it?
Let everyone to be talking about.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
This, oh so very smart that particular photo. So it's
not just our photo of her from a music video
that we will at that particular photo she owns the
copyright of.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
It was taking a bad.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Stage at the Austin City Limits Festival in twenty twenty four,
So it's not just like a music video one photo
of her millions. They've unfortunately chosen a photo that she
smartly owns the copyright too.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Wow, So it's sort of a copyright infringement And okay, yeah,
I won't say any bad thing about it neither.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
A lovely washing machine and drying delivery of one yesterday.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
D D D D and.

Speaker 8 (26:04):
And how's the different d.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Different the in? Yeah, now mine's ding ding Dean? I know, Wow,
what's for you with yours? What's your? They changed the
last that's that's the end of the sting. The changes
go into a year of release. Very funny. Real that

(26:38):
was like you're trying to break up with someone's trying
to break out with you, but your Sam Sung washing
machines just finished it. Ciple, I just don't know why
you d D D D D. We just talk about this.
My Samsung dishwasher just goes. I'm like way lazy. The

(26:59):
dryer in the machine sing me a song?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, when you get something else, that's my microwave just beeps,
might be song, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Do better microwaves. It's like the washing machine went to
music school, couldn't make it, so I had to go
back to just washing close. It's musical exactly as well
it did. Yeah. Well, I took delivery of a TV
yesterday because I'm doing Reno's the big Samsung, and there
was no dual leaper on my box. What's on your box?

(27:30):
Why don't actually talk about it? To be honest? Why
release TV? Do you know when you see those cars
around Queenstown and you've got covers on them, and they've
got the Yeah. That's me, the old yeah, hiding it
from Saturday. It's me. I've got one of those TV's.
Because it's not out yet, I can't talk about it.
I'm sorry, guys. I'm actually the influence. I'm a top secret.

(27:51):
It seems like TV influence, electronics influence. I am actually
now born. Yeares, I'm coming out of influencing your time.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
When this was a giving bop. But when I got
my TV, I made the best. I did a stop motion.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
I'm looking forward to seeing your content. That took me
a day, it took me hours. I've stopped motion, forward
to seeing your Did you do some plaino? No, it's
me Wallace and grom God, just like the bloody Samsung
washing machines singing the song after failed music school. The
failed actor over here really wants yeah, sure us all
she did a sixth. Of course, I stopped anything. Wallace

(28:26):
and plays. People are playing a game. It's a fun
car game. We wanted a game to play in the car,
Like when you see a red car, you punch your
brother and give him a dead up. Yeah yeah, yellow
yellow car and you not a red carne red cars. Yeah,
that's what it's a great when you see a black,

(28:46):
white or gray car. You get to punch your brother
in the face. Black car, punch brother, white cars, but
on the driver who's dad, and then he punches you. Yeah,
silver car. You get to criticize your mother. And that's
why into your parenting. Yeah, and that's why the family
holiday didn't make it past Huntly. That's why we did Auckland. Yeah.

(29:11):
This game is somebody who's in charge of the walks call,
not the driver, someone in the car not it's not
the driver.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
The driver's focus the well rested guy.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Well, they select a year, they pick a year, they
play three songs from that year, and the rest of
the people in the car have to guess what year.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
I love.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
That will be good at this game because we were
on the radio. I song one. Okay, we're gonna play
the musictop the music, stop the music. What see do
we shotgun? Oh? What he always gets shotgun? Mom? Okay
because dad, technically I'm in shotgun because I'm doing the

(29:53):
thing Dad left us because of her a driving.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, Mom's new boyfriend. Mom's new boyfriend's driving.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
We hate them. Wait, so now you're in the back
with me. Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong. I'm trying to
have fun. We're trying to have fun. We're trying to like,
I don't like track distract. It's our first holiday with Mark.
I'm just trying to I'm trying to distract from the
fact that Mark's not everybody's cup of tea. But it's
been very nice to me and this post. You know,
Mark's been very understanding. Mark doesn't have choice him dad. No,

(30:24):
he's never asked you to call him dad. Mark's never asked.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
That's not Mark's mustache. She looks embrass.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Mark's mustache tickles mummy and ways that you. Mark's mustache
isn't going. Let's play the Let's go the game. Okay
the first song? Mark can't play now. Do you want
to know the title of the song? No? No, no,
title of the song. You have to work out all
the song is and what year it's from. I play
you three songs from this year. I've put the Apple

(30:51):
car play onto maps only, so you can't set it.
Can we guess it earlier? You want us to hear
all three songs? Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is one
of the top songs because it was two thousand. Okay, Well, yeah,
they we're making music. This is okay. Next song it

(31:15):
had low two thousands, it's low two thousands. Yeah, seven,
I'm good thousand and seven. He there, Delailer. I used
to like to thank someone wrote the song about that. Oh,
this is hard, okay, I reckon two thousand and seven. Beg,

(31:36):
I'm going to say two thousand and four or five. No, no, no, no, no,
that's too early. Julilah, I was this is peak teenage
sprow okay, two thousand and eight. Well you're working together.
This is interesting.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
We actually get on because it's United US.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, while we're playings. Actually pulled over and got a
bag of lollies.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
What lollies? He got odd fellows?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
What are No? He didn't get old fellows he got
he got sour worms. He was listening. When you guys
seed you like sour worms, you'll fine, will eat them.
But he can't have any. No, Mark doesn't want any
because he's got dope type one. Yes, not Marx, not Marx,

(32:33):
no dud. Nothing to do with Mark's die.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
People playing along saying two thousand and sex or two
thousand and seven, I'm going two thousand and seven because two.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Thousand seven or eight two thousand and seven is correct. Yeah, well,
more more more more, yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
To move his seat forward. I'm tall, I'm a grown girl.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Mark, okay, Mark, can you movie seat forwards? I think
it's more of the lean back. It's the problem because Marks,
of course he's a racer. He's a nineties boy racer. Okay,
next one, next one, next one, next one or not
that one. That's way too early? This one way many

(33:18):
won't you?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
We can be okay all but carwhen's jamming out?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
So I'm going a little bit later. Rolls okay, it's
giving twenty tens. If these girls are okay, shame raser,
good day, ten damon okay, sham.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Dog's saying eleven, Carween, he's saying, thirteen's okay.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Text nine six nine six Oh great song a dow
mm hmmm yeah okay, so twenty it was an agreeance.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Eleven and thirteen liven it's early. Somebody should we go
twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I want to say eleven it's not fair name. I
want to say live in too, eleven, twenty eleven, lock
in twenty eleven it's twenty twelve. This is a fun game. More,
more and more and more more wound down.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
To Moses who missus Jan twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
You are the winner. You win nothing, You win absolutely.
You can have some of the tellms. Can you tell
Mark that I need to pay? Yeah? Mark? And then
someone that's already coming out this is Mark's car. Well,
I'm paying harder then I've let it out. Can you
tell drive? Because I feel sick as well. Mark is

(34:39):
so understanding. Okay, here we go, here we go. Here
you got a yeah, here we go, Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, here
we go. Oh oh wait is this ninety ninety? We're
in the nine and nights? Okay, I want to hear
another song before right, Wait, actually know that this was earlier. Okay,

(35:04):
next one, it's definitely nineties song. By the way it rules,
is this how sala? Is this our friends? This is
old on the Genuine Friends road Trip playlist, which, by
the way, I hone that playlist at all times. Great playlist. Okay,
so that's the second song.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
We've had a case of ninety three on the text machine.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
It's say it's early to mid nineties.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Because I'm a little bit out here.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I was too young, Okay, Selene, are we at four?
Are we at ninety four? Ninety five? I'm going to
say ninety five, year ninety five. It's either ninety three,
ninety four, ninety five. There were nights whim the wind
was so cold ra okay cool, but the frock rules

(35:53):
old struggle to Piggy she good me. Someone just texted
ninety four.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
And they got the last one right.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Four. I'll tell you that much. Five five or sex
game rules? We do? We need to do it, friends, roady, Yeah,
we do one more more year. There's a great game
for a road trip. We can actually just play this
obviously when Zidim is not you know the frequencies obviously, No, but.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
We'll play with you. Yes, we'll play it. We'll do
the game.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Okay, new year, new Yeah, ok ok shall give us
something surprising here. Yeah. I can't believe this was not
my music, really popular song in that year. Not my music?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Oh this is I was it Radio twenty twenty one?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Twenty one? No, I think the song was before the end.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
It's still yeah, okay here twenty one No, no, no, what
he was two twenty two.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Is this album? This Harry Styles album came out after
two four five. It's twenty two, twenty two you guys, yeah,
twenty nineteen off Yeah, to renew your playlist. I joined
in twenty twenty two. This will start? Do you fuck? Mark?
You Mark? For this? Mark? Mark has even been playing,

(37:30):
He's been quietly and he said, well done when you
got that one. Mark, Stop farting, Mark, Stop farting. Mark
likes says what he's big, eats cans. You can tell
he's in man. He lost everything. He's in a one
bedroom apartment. Why is he saying all he can afford?
Did he ever Missy divorced? Yeah? Because how do I'm

(37:51):
bringing a drama into an album. Mark's wife was Dad's secretary
and they bug it off together, don't they? Mark and
I and that were already broken up. But Mark and
I have still the test of time and see each
better than Mark. In fact, do you know what this
broad trip we're going away for this weekend? It was
for it's Mark and ized six months since we made
love together, wasn't it? Man? Block your ears tonight and

(38:12):
that in that campground cabin because Mark and.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I drop us off at Dad's.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Podcast Network plays it in Flesh Worn and Hayley, is
it weird?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Is it weird? Is it weird? To tell me if
it's weird? Maybe it is, Maybe it's not. I don't
want to house because the people will think I'm weird,
So tell me is it? Is it weird? It is? Now?
Yeah it is. Listen. We received a message last week
from a listener and she was like, guys, I'm so

(38:46):
embarrassed to ask my actual friends, So I'm gonna ask
my genuine radio friends is this weird? And then our
sound guy Sam who it was too early, and so
we got on the AI and then hence this is
that word. I love that? Actually I love it. I
love it AI slop. That AI slop is staying.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Because it chuckles us so much. So the message we
received asking is it weird? Was she went on a
date our lovely listener and after they had completed the
fun Times funtimes and they used protection is good for them.
Instead of taking it off and tying it up and
putting it into a bin or whatever, he just left

(39:24):
it on, pulled his unders on and left.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
She wasn't with Drake. She wasn't with Drake. I wasn't
Anna player. That was just like, no, I can't afford
for you to leave my swimmers around. Yeah weird. We
had a lot of fun with that, and people did.
The nation voted overwhelmingly weird. It was weird.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
It was weird, but a lot of people being like,
but also get it. I get it, and they've experienced.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Now. We did say at the time, if something weird
has happened to you and you want us to I
don't know, weigh in on it. The nation to weigh
in on it, send us a message and people have
and feel free to if he had to on Instagram,
just send a DM. We'll keep you anonymous. Just be like, guys,
is it weird? And tell us and we'll keep this anonymous.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Because I don't know if it's sort of funny anyway.
So we've picked this one out high f eh and
the girlies got a little shout out. I heard your
story last week from is It Weird about the gentleman
who left the thingy on his dingy, and it.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Made me think, that's good.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
It made me think of something that has plagued me
for a week for a month now, because I can't
figure out what the hell happened. So I went on
a date with a hottie three weeks ago. Date was amazing,
so obbs, I had to bring this man back to mine.
I briefly mentioned that my house was a bit messy
because it wasn't planning on company.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
We always say, I'm not going yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh
it's such a mess and there's like one thing on
the floor. Sorry mess.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I briefly mentioned that my house is a bit messy
because I wasn't planning on company, and he said he
couldn't care less got back, fun ensued shall we shall
we say?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
He decided to stay the night.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
But when I work up at six am ready to
tune into my friend's fh loll, that feels like a
little kpidm.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
He was gone, which is fine, it happens.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
But when I got out of bed and went into
the kitchen, he'd cleaned, like cleaned, cleaned.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Topp to toe kitchen and lounge.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Some stuff was even rearranged, like furniture, and it was spotless.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
So I messaged him to say thanks. Lol, Guys, I've
never heard from him again. I have messaged five times
and he has never responded. I have been ghosted now
that's weird, right, that's weird that he's ghosted because I
would have thought he would have cleaned, because she said
my house is a little bit untidy. He cleaned, and
she's like, oh my god, man, in my dreams heking tidy.
And he's like, oh, you're most welcome. That's you know,

(41:41):
that is weird ghosted. But now that he's.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Ghosted, I'm like, was that a passag clean? Like you filthy?

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah? I mean it sounds like it wasn't that tiny?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Well, she said, brief, a bit messy.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
What time did he wake up? She said, I work
up at six am and he was gone.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
So he's between hanky pegs and sex am.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I mean, I get it. You can't down.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
He's gone into the lounge kitchen area and cleaneder in
the middle of the earlier the morning.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Left.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Now listen, I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I don't mind someone getting up and leave that because sometimes,
you know, after a bit of fun and then you
wake up and you're like, I just want to You've
got some post clarity and you're like, I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
That's not a problem.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
The problem is that he did that after cleaning.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Because you expect he leaves, he cleans, and then he leaves,
and then she's like, oh my god, and he's like, well,
you're welcome. I'd love to see you again. Totally take
a little bit off, you know, a light off your
day or something like that.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
But she said it was spotless and even some stuff
had been rearranged. I'm like, what plates cups.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Plates in the drawer. But it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
This would be such a move, like a like a
boss move, to be like, I really like you, I've
had a nice night.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
You see, I'm going to do this. It's a bit funny.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Maybe that was the plan and then he changed his
mind or she never heard from him again. How bizarre.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
She's also said she message five times, which I think
we all agree as the maxim amount of I think too,
remember when I'm remember when.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
I got ghosted last year?

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yes, the sheer audacity, choose you. Then he ran into
and he ran into him in the same date spot
that we went on a date. Yes, bizarre. Okay, well
you got one date spot. Anyway, it's a great spot.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Okay, someone's message. Maybe he died.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh maybe okay, wait, so it's not weird. He might
just have died What did he find while cleaning? Is
the question? Maybe just as he was wrapping up the
cleaning he found something that deterred him. Oh gosh, well
this is what we're not want to know this morning.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
Weird?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Is it weird? I don't know? Is it weird? Tell
me if it's weird. Oh eight hundred ninety six nine
sex tigs, then is it weird? Is right?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
People have so many questions about this.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I know there's definitely going to need to be a
follow up on.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
This one, and I think we'll come to an answer.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Okay, Tixston is it weird?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
There's three explanations on the text machine. I reckon a
obsessive compulsive disorder.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
That's the number one people I know, people with OCD.
Somebody have been messages and saying they have o c D. Well,
if you've just joined us, it's quickly reaching. Sorry I
got to I'm the only radio professional here. Actually, yeah,
I mean I just assume people tun in and can't leave,
So I mean I'm wrong. It's again.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Someone literally it was like I just turned in, what's weird?
What's weird? What's weird? Okay, so we've received.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
A missing here.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Sometimes absolutely did you see in my new show, sprout
on the proud that you guys saw.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
I've got my own little disk with buttons and stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I pushed the buttons, did question button's real good? Actually
did that? I felt like, well, once you messed and
I thought I wouldn't that.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I felt like my proud dad would be watching your
I was like, look at my buttons. Okay, So we've
received a message for our very fun new segment.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Is it weird? Whod your story? Blah blah blah. I
went on a date with a guy. He was a hotty.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Just to reiterate, he's a hotty, so obviously brought him
back to mine.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Fun ensued. If you know, you know, he decided to.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Stay the night, but when I work up at six am,
he was gone, which is fine, But when I got
out of bed and went into the kitchen, he'd cleaned
it topp to toe spotless, and some stuff in the
lounge and kitchen had been rearranged. I messaged him to
say like, oh my god, what a funny move.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I've never heard from him again. I've seen five more
messages since then, and he's never responded.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I've been ghosted, ghosted okay, so is it weird? So
the most common response is that he may have diagnosed
or undiagnosed OCD. People with OCD can clan to reduce anxiety.
So if the OCD voice says have done something are
wrong morally, such as premarital sex, oh yeah, I would
never His mind might be telling him to clean to

(45:59):
co with that, but.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
It's fine, but why is he ghosted?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
But also clean your own place? But why is he
clean her place? But by all means yeah, but their
message will be like no, no, no, no. Somebody said
a third day a post third day clean is sweet,
but one night stand post clean is weird. Yeah, so
the three O c D yep, crack did couldn't sleep

(46:23):
and did couldn't be? Did I already found something while
he was cleaning? Yeah? Would can also be he could
be on crack and found something. He could have and
found something. He could have found something, and then and
then he's dead.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Like keeping her anonymous, but looking at her, she doesn't
give weird o vibes like you're going to find you
know all the bees weirdos, don't all of my deed cats,
Taxi domade.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
You know I've seen this before anyone cleaning between the
hours of twelve and six and no sleep is a
cracking Okay, yep, I don't think it's weird, says Beverly.
Not your Beverly, not your mother, But okay, I don't
think it's weird. What would you think if the roles
were reversed? Sad was a man who invited a woman
back to his place and has said places but untidy,
and the woman cleaned before she left, that wouldn't be weird.
I think it would be ghosting afterwards. That's the weird behavior.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, I think that's quirky that he cleaned or that
that she cleaned.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I was not going to be mad about it. But
they're never messaging. The only explanation is that he was
hit by a bus on the way home and it
is currently and a comber. She should go and ask
the local hospital if there's anybody in the ICU. This
is a description. This is the start of rom com Yeah.
I'm going to assume that our gal that is messaged
in considering she's messaged five times, has probably done a

(47:35):
socials check, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Amy was so grossed out by her house. He just couldn't.
I mean, she has also held some information from us
about just how bad it was.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Amy, See what's this guy's number? It sounds like a
dream service fund cuddles and a claim yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Someone else message, I want his number as well. Cleaners
are expensive. I'm happy to trade it to be free,
wouldn't I Yeah, for a bit of a house.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
So that's just a week services?

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Are we settling on it's weird?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
We almost need another sting, which is, yes, it's weird
unless he's dead.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
We don't have that. We don't have that made so weird.
It's weird. People think it's weird. We can officially confirm
that's weird. Man, does that end?

Speaker 6 (48:23):
Podcast? Needwork?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Remember those school meals that were just like slop that sloppy? Yeah, sloppy. Well,
the latest on the sloppy the sloppy school lunches. The
Ministry of Education is reminded schools and the Healthy School
Lunches program not to let students take left of a
meal's home, citing food safety concerns and costs. Some restaurants
stick to do this. Similar like you go to school

(48:45):
and you get home at the end of the day,
and there was a sandwich in there that had been
in the in the piping hot summer heat of a February.
It's got ham in it. It's got ham and had
that ham stink? Yes, sweety hams. I'm stillating that on
the bus on the way home. I'm hungry. Yeah, that's
I mean, it's gulous to think Fat Vaughn would have
had a ham sand was lifted at the end of
the day, would have finished my lunch and it was

(49:06):
Callum's ham sandwich. And also Dad on the bus on
the way stink, stinky ham stink. Yeah, it's like it's
just going to waste. So surplus lunches are typically only
around ten to twelve a day, mostly absences, and no
schools have reported any illness link to the food being

(49:27):
taken home by kids that are in families with food
on the table at any time of the day is
a real struggle. Yeah, let them take it. But because
recent we've talked about this more restaurants, some restaurants don't
do doggie bags because it's a it's on them the
food safety to.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Your So when you go home and you leave it
in your car and then you heat it up and
then you're like you gave me food points and.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
They do a bad review for the restaurant. You can
see why.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I can see why, but surely it should be at
the it's on the appearance discretion. So so if you
came home and said, this has been a bag all day,
then it's up to the parents to be like, we'll
eat it all.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
We don't. Yeah, well, a principal said, the school uses
a fridge reheading, instructions and a liability waiver. Oh, it's
just horrib it's the kid's son in the waiver because
a lot of these kids are getting home and their
parents are like, are still at work, working, working? Yeah,
you know, yeah, is a conundra. Yeah, and in the
rare case, you know, the parents aren't there a lot

(50:25):
and maybe not at work, but the kids are by
themselves and this is the easiest way. But the Ministry
of Education said, you know, to take it on. So
it's a hard No. Yeah, I don't mean, I don't
have kids, so it's just another thing I don't have
to worry about, but it is, you know, it's tough.
That's a tough decision. I mean, nothing rules more than

(50:46):
opening a lunch box at the end of the day
and nothing spent touched. That's that's good as a parent. Yeah,
that's good stuff, man, that's good stuff. Well back in
the day, I'd get a shmack by Bunging in the
fridg job. But like that'll go again tomorrow again Tomorrowy
about food safe to concerns, Yeah, yeah, you didn't need it.
That's on you. Yeah, that's on you. Your eg a diarrhea,
now go. You should eat them the first day you
got it.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Plays it in splitch one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
We want to know what what happened in your town
that caused lots of bars or if you live in
a suburb, like what came to your suburb. They've got
everyone excited because, for example, something exciting is finally happening
in Moronsville and worn eurostatic Vegie Heaven is going to
Heaven by Viggie Heavens, the legendary veggie shop on the

(51:33):
way out of morons Will towards Hamilton Higay twenty six. Yeah,
is that next to the top or the bottom pub?
It's just just up the road a little bit from
the top pub. The two pubs Morens the Top verse Bottom.
That's what they call the pubs. Because the tops at
the top in the town. Stay with me, I'm with you.
The bottom pub, there's no bottom, there's no bottom pub
that ties down. Top part is at the top end

(51:55):
of town. They're not as the Nottingham Castle because that's
not at the top. No, it's the night and Castle
and it's and then at the other end of Time
Street the Cozy Club a little there. There's a few
places to drink. There's the golf Club, the old Kiv's place.
You can do it all. But anyway, the Veggie Heaven,
which is the legendary veggie shop, one of those big

(52:16):
ones of the massive a frame and you think it's chalk,
but it's not. They painted black every time they paint
the new specials on with the white brush. Yeah, it's
legendary spot to stop for a couliflower or a couple
of heads of brock. It's going down, going to heaven.
It's going to heaven. And McDonald's and the ashes of

(52:36):
the wilted Lettuce. Yeah, a McDonald's settling in Tomorrow's. I
remember more than Mata got a KFC and a macas
and are like man, they get every there. You're rich, cousins.
Money is our rich cousins and then became our rich cousins,
a whole moneybot money, yeah, hobbit money, posh cousins who

(52:59):
forget their roots sometimes, who tell them to just be
humble and remember where you were in the eighties two yeah,
in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I will never forget when because I grew up in
a small like village Eastbourne in the heart and I'll
never forget when we got our Indian restaurant and it
was just like, Wow, the world is coming to Eastbourne.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
So we had we had Chinese Chinese the first. I
was recently discussing New Zealand's history of different ethnicities, for
Chinese was the first they were because Mexican we just
never knew. I didn't know Mexican. I didn't know tie
Soshi wasn't a thing until like it was big news.

(53:37):
And Morens got its first sushi place too, and then
we've got a subway. That's how it's sad. Somebody's just
messaged and apparently we're getting their bloody CAFC on the
old boatyard. Wait, you had a boat yard. You're literally
in the middle of the warrens had like three boats. Why, well,
the people made boats there, But you're right, it's landlocked.
I don't know, I've never really thought about it. Got

(53:58):
to wondering, but they make trailers time the boat on
the tree. You can pretty much take them anywhere these days. Yeah,
but Mains was getting Marns was getting, well, the locals
are jazz because you know, it's going up in the
world and this is what we want to know. And
it doesn't have to be like something that's happening now
just in the past. Or now, what was the big
small town buzz or the buzz in your suburb because

(54:20):
maybe you're you know that didn't have much and then
you know, you get a big mall or something.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, or maybe you were getting a nice you know,
like garden area. You know, they were turning that little
middle park into some seats and a fountain and stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
You're like, oh, oh yeah, a path a walk around,
or you finally got an escalator in your town. We've
got the Eternal flying. It was to commemorate one of
the but it ran for a little while and they're like, man,
there's gas bills out out of control. We might make
the eternal flame just on a different times, sort of
a less eternal nocturnal flame and then they took it

(54:54):
out completely. Oh okay, so it's just nothing. Now, why
are we a marta? Also in Lower Heart lost their
ship when they got a mint of ten. What did
they get a Mega or did they just get a standard?

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Probably they did not mention the words mega.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I think a Mega would tank up the whole valley,
wouldn't it it's.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
The whole Yeah, it's probably just a marter ten.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Well, this is what we want to know from you now.
Eight hundreds as the number you can text through. Nine
six nine six.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
What was the big small town bars when the whole
town was excited?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Well, I've just watched a Moronsville real estate agent's video
explaining all the things that happened in marons Well, it's
exciting news. Morons was getting a twenty four hour McDonald's.
Oh stop a KFC, and the Reburger has already like
nearly opened. There's a new gym. Oh my gody meals
out there telling everybody's trying to move to Moronsville. We

(55:50):
had to see my small, sleepy, beautiful little hometown where
around metropolis has everywhere else got so expensive the only
place left is a shithole is that what's happened now?
We don't, We don't. We want to. Sorry, we don't
say that. In real estate, we sayfying. Yeah, yeah, we're grifying.

(56:10):
No excuse me. It's a beautiful place. It's becoming.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
We're absorbing it into the super city. We're spreading and
spreading and spreading all clubs. So we'll be at toung.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
So with this exciting buzz and Morin's Vaughan's hometown, Yeah,
we want to know from you what caused the big
buzz in your town or your suburb. And there's so
much happening in these small towns.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I would say a lot of towns and a lot
of towns very excited when they got traffic lights. Someone
messaged in five four four when or Tucky got those
traffic lights.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
You know, when you're heading towards Wellington, the town just lost.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Her Mata was the same talk of the town when
they got their first out of traffic lights. We didn't.
Everyone is saying, we don't bloody need them. Yeah yeah,
around roundabouts, I agree, but I thought so much fluffing
around with lights. Palmas and North got a hydroslide. Everybody
was pretty excited about that in.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
The mighty ten person from Wana Marta. They do want
to just clarify it was a stand might atin. It
wasn't bigger, but it did have a columbus.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
I had a Kimbus coffee and can have a coffee
and look at the house. And so apparently Morens was
also getting a new min of tin. We had it.
It's all going moral morons.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
We got buy now, buy up.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
There's money and Mirror's money and myth. The day Taco
Bell came to West Auckland was the day my life started.
When we got a Popeyes.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Though we're like, oh, someone message and I bet no
one's heard this. But Chrush has just got a new stadium.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Oh, I will say it was a buzz the whole
count about that.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I'm excited to go check something out of that stadium.
Somebody said, if Moronsville is Mata Mata and Cambridge's poor cousin,
then I guess us here in Tiatoha are the poor
cousin's Stepschott nothing, why not get anything? Do you remember
we talked about when the hydra slide opened at the
christ Church Paul someone message and Parmesa North got the
harder slide in their life. Yeah, do you still need

(58:10):
to book it? Because when we go down for a
live show, put in a booking for that. That's in October.
Because we tried last time. Time we'll make time.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Let's go down a day early so we're gonna have
the slide in fifth Street.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I mean, there's some scandal in New Plymouth. Oh. One
of the local real estate agents has found out that
her husband's had an affair with her weather woman, when
a woman he's been sleeping, whether he's pregnant and due
this week, and she's telling everybody, all of your clients, Wow,
your love with that. She I don't think that's what
we were after. Want, I don't want. Why not? That's
small that's that's buzz. That's small town bars. Yeah. I

(58:45):
wonder if mum's heard that.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Oh there's a buzz in Piero.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah. Now remember I stayed in Pidong here. Yeah, I'm
actually booking another getaway in Pido here. It was so beautiful.
Their pub was closed down. It's been closed down for
two years because there was a sting operation. Oh. An
underage boys served an underage customer wait till the community
the property, serving as mates who were also under age.
We got on there. Man, what's the point in getting

(59:10):
your job. You made a job at the pup if
he's not gonna be able to sneak you. A couple
of ros fizzed about Chemise Warehouse. Yeah they would be
because now they're going to hear me say things like
the main catalog sale in this Wednesday. And they would
have used to have been like, oh yeah, just to
get a little ding on the ding here that the

(59:32):
Chemise online shopping is elite and it's literally the next day,
but it is nice to peruse the aisles. Nazi, you
got a subway, did they? Yeah, well, there's only the
tea rooms of Nati. But it was a real did
a good Lamington? Great? Great for a Wii? Yeah you're
great for a wi in a Lemmy? Yeah great?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
And got their brothel back when I was in high
schools on the main street town was a bus.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Wait is that a personal story or is that I
think it was just no one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
As it was a message in three twenty Danny Vert
got their brothel back when I was in high school
on the main street.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
And it calls a big bar's good or bad? You
say buzz that makes it sound like everyone's like, yeah,
it's Fordslefs stir. I was just keeping it off a
wavy Yeah, they got a wavy man out front of
the he's got a big, big sit of honkers on him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Yeah, just we know what's what palme north When they
got Georgie Pie, apparently the town was lining.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
That's going back though, that's that's good, that's good to
co Fotso the family owned four Square wanted to up
the size, so they surveyed the customers who actually got
to pick which grocery store they prefer in a reband
rebrand and it became a new world. Oh okay, that
really got everybody going. Everyone got excited. Yeah, Wayuku absolutely
buzzed when we found out were getting a pizza hunt.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
I reckon ninety of waiku were there on opening night.
Now someone message and I can't find it, but it
was that they have won. Live in a tiny town.
It has one cafe, and then a Japanese family took
over the running of that cafe and they entered some
sort of Japanese spin on things in the town.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Thinks they're very posh because they've got some Yeah, they
call it bougie people they're uite booie because they're like,
it's it's a scomb but with an Asian spin. Yes,
it's got a thin squirted mayonnaise on the top of that,
and it's sort of a cat's sou sweetie, kind of
a brown saucer. I like, I like it. I might
have to go to Japan. Tuck, you got an adult
from toy shop? Oh? Really, the local Christians will, but

(01:01:24):
everybody else. It's great. You can see see these things
in person before buying them. You want to see it, right, Yeah,
that's how you ended up with the girth Master Fletch
see it before your book, because he was like, it
was kind of a right, the right, and that sounds
like a great the name alone, what a wonderful sale?
Absolute why? And then arrived It's gonna be a challenge. Okay,

(01:01:50):
we're tamping out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
Does that M Podcast Network plays Ms. Flen Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, day, day dud do?
Can I start Fact of the Day grass week at
Fact of the Day with a shout out to me
who listens to the show, who's actually a groundskeeper at

(01:02:23):
Lord's and talking them. She's in New Zealander. She listens
to the pocket. She's in charge of those legendary goodness me,
that's your dream. I mean, that's that's that's that's study grass.
You're that grass experts, grasso, grassologists. Yeah, chrisologists, chrissologists, crisologists. Yeah,

(01:02:43):
well it's all it's grasswork here in fact of the day.
And I promised today would also be going to the
Central Americas. Oh you did. Yes, Today we're talking about
the Inca Empire, the largest in pre Columbian history. It
had a thirty thousand kilometer road network connecting modern day Columbia, Bolivia, Chile,

(01:03:03):
and Argentina. Now I haven't been, but you've seen Fletch.
You would agree that there's some of the most violent
geography on earth. Sheer canyons, gorgeous to wind, the Andes yep,
and you know, two wider gorges for a wooden beam
to stretch to go across. Yes, and that's why the

(01:03:23):
Inncors built entire bridges out of grass. Grass. Grass on
the bridges I am made of It's made of grass, grass, right, huh,
made of dirt right? No, it's made of grass. No, no, no,
The bridges were made of a grass, so like a
flat so they were flat. Yeah, it was woven out

(01:03:45):
of grass. Okay, twenty eight meters long and fifteen meters
above the river is the remaining one of these bridges,
which has actually been like marked by UNESCO and twenty
thirteen as in Tangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity. There's a
modern middle bridge nearby that serves the cars, but local
communities still use the grass bridge on foot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Oh wow, is it like swinging or is it quite solid?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
It's like you know the bridge in Indiana Giants like
a rope bridge. It's like a rope bridge, but it's
it's literally woven out of grass. Grass is so sure,
it's a longer grass. It's it's let to grow long,
and it's it's called each you. It's a tough grass
that only grows in the high Andian grass lines. So
it's like cut it and let it dry. So it's

(01:04:31):
got a bit of rigidity to it, and it's weaver
ropes resist tension like steel cable, and it's got resins
in the fiber and it sways with earthquakes where concrete
would break. Cat But I'm not walking across it across it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
I don't love a swing bridge in like a you
know New Zealand bush.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
This is this is the test of time, and they
rebuild it every year. A thousand people from four surrounding
communities each gather in churn for the rebuild. I've done
it for the last six hundred years. I don't want
to see it. I want to see a photo. Where
is it? Google? That q apostrophe E S W A
C h A k A quiz quest. Oh no, I'm

(01:05:15):
not going on there. Turn it around.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
We've got all the come all the way swim.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
I'd rather rather down and swim that water. Cool. Watch
up for piranhas. They'll get you. So every year they
get together. They've been doing it for six hundred years.
It's led by a specialist called the Chuck of Wawa.
They build it. They rebuilt it every year. Is that
what you see? Women collect and prepare to eat your grass.
Me and handle them. Men handle the braiding and assembly

(01:05:45):
of the great news Vorn popular times. I love when
Google does it. Yeah, three pm. Currently not too busy.
We should go now. Perfect time to go right now
if you're nearby. Yeah. Well, an offer is made before
they begin stringing the bridge of or throw Halian coca leaves. No, no,
not a human sacrifice. They put it coca leaves though,

(01:06:05):
So whoever they worshiping loves are, you've seen the price
the moment, absolutely, And it's coca leaves that they make
the cocaine. They make it cocaine, a cocaine bridge, colored corn, cotton, sugar, wine, cigars, bells,
and lama fetuses fetuses, yeah, not feces, not feces fetuses
plural of fetus. Ah. And then they cut the grass

(01:06:28):
loaded the ground, they twist it into hand thin ropes,
twist it to get into larger ropes. So they twist
and then they twist the twist to make it twister,
and then they produce them fifty meters cord and then
they string that across and then they build the bridge
from that. So today's fact of the day is there's
a UNESCO protected tradition where locals every year rebuild a
grass bridge, as their ancestors have done for hundreds and

(01:06:51):
hundreds of years. Fact of the Day, day day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
Do then in podcast network.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
So when I travel, I don't travel light. I've never
been able to do it ever. And even when I'm
just going somewhere maybe for a night or something. I'll
always packed too much, you know, I know, you know.
And when I come even when I'm like, say we're
going to a concert, fletch and I'll stand the night
at your house, I'll always have three tote bags, ones
for the work, ones for the sleeping things, and ones

(01:07:33):
for the miscellane.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Is a and I've just got all these totes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
And when I was pecking into the theater on Saturday
night for my solo show, my mum was looking at
me leave and I had like five of these totes
and she was like, why don't you just get a
bloody big suit case and put it all in one thing,
so that the you've just got one thing to carry.
And I was like, no, I like for it to
be compartmentalized, Like that's the text stuff and my cords,

(01:07:57):
that's the makeup and the heir and the extra stensions
and the bras and unknees and that's for the sleepover
and that's for us, and so I've got it and
like that. But afterwards I started a hotel and the
next morning was just like so sick of carrying all
the stuff. I just hate all these bagging They're like
wrapping your arms apart and pinching anything.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
If only there was a box on wheels, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
All right, Petsy, I don't want it. I want all
my totes compartmentalized. And then I was like, do you
know what I need is like a big like wheelbarrow
or a trolley, you know, like a big poly trolley
and I could load it up kind of like the hotel.
You know, those like trolleys that you can put your
luggage on and they bring them up with big bars

(01:08:41):
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I don't need to use those to ride down the
hallway when Vorn pushes me because you're a little ship.
Yeah yeah, But I was like, that's not very useful
to meldly impractical, very it's not very useful to me
as someone who like tours and travels. And then I
was like, I need a beach trolley that collapses. And
I found one. Look at that, like a foldable beach

(01:09:04):
trolley that can pat one of those one. Yeah, I'm
going to get one. Now we've got three. That's exciting,
but I'm going to get one of these little it's
like the fabric.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
It's just made a fabric and like collapsible with you
when you go around the country. It's a well travel
so that when I'm packing in and out of places,
I can have my little bags.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I've got bad news for you. What quite heavy and
they don't fold down like I would say, Yeah, they're
quite it's not going to be easy to like take
to the ear it whole bag. Pretty classic to see
rock into an airport beach trolley though, that would take
up your whole suitcase, your big suitcase. That's that's traveling

(01:09:46):
by itself, like like like a pram or oh no,
I was hoping some kind of like actually is it
a loop down? Is that a loophole? Because do they
change you for the pram or the wheelchair? Yes, not wheelchair,
take it to charge you for the wheel take it
to the gate. Oversize you don't take prams to know

(01:10:07):
you don't take prams to them. They're an oversized and franchise.
The people always take prams to the gate and they
check them. They genuinely don't and they check them for them.
Oh you to the place business no different. The poor
people's children have to walk I'm talking about cruel and

(01:10:27):
then you're actually not allowed to carry them either on
the floor. I'll to be an economy. So this is
a loophole. You get someone to toe you sitting in
it and you say it, so you're like, why would
they say, ma'am, you're in a beach trolley. Why are
you in a wheelchair? Will you just say this is
how I get around?

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
It's literally I'd say like ten messages being like it's
called a suitcase on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
It is a suitcase. But I just want it all.
It's not as fun.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
I just sort of want this like trolley that I
pull in and out of my theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
And it's you're traveling by car, like it makes sense
when you're in Auckland or you're driving for like Hamilton
gigs or something like. Practically to get it on a plane,
it loses it's practical.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Some of them say that they do have trolley's that
fold pretty flat, and they do allow allow prems at
the game, so we apologize flair.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Thank you. You always have to check them in in
the bit and they come out there always formed, because
how these these parents have these ship he had kids?
We are the scarny flight. Where's the pram going? It
sounds like an the wheels Hayley, are you in that?
But with the wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
I don't know underneath people are saying packing cells. No,
I need structure that needs a structural toe. I have
those little flexy like I play.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Wait a minute, you're going to push chair or a pram?
Dreamed the difference push chairs the one that the kid
sits in facing forward, but donly have kids, don't push
chair in a pram. No, prams are the big one,
prams the little one. Also, I got one of these
to the beach and it's too big even for the boot.
It takes up way. It takes up a lot of room.
In the dreams, the wheels, the wheels are so big.

(01:12:03):
The wheels are joint the wheels, but the hard place wheels.
They look like the wheels on that NASA moon rover.
Very huge, except just cheap plastic. Yeah. Absolutely, gut it.
I thought it landed on side. Yeah. I think suitcase
is probably the best. Rams. Prams have to be checked
into oversize. But little little prams I call them push chairs,

(01:12:26):
are the ones little and you have them as a
kid like a Dolly. The Dolly goes in it. The
prams you can sleep. The Yeah, the prams you can
bung them to sleep. That big and that bloody whatever
they called. Next time we travel, I'm going to go
in a pram and you can push me to the gate.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Walk.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
We're going to need to get a double prem get
one of those twin prams, and you can push us
deal a double pram. Like I'm not going to push
you in twin prams. I will push you in one older,
one younger. So one sets up the front facing and
one's underneath it a sleep like a little baby stacked
with stacked like bunk prints side. That's how I roll
plays it in flesh. One and Haley, now we know

(01:13:08):
about looks maxing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
That's like doing everything you can to look perk, and
you've got to like break your own drawer and get
you know, surgeries and tie your face up at night.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
It's ridiculous. Put this oil on and do this. And
the girls are doing it too.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
And here's a sleep maxing, which is like I've got,
you know, my tape, my mouth taped shut, and I've
got an oil pulling thing in my belly button that
doesn't nothing, by the way, you know everything. It's like
we're just doing too much. Now people are not maxing,
we're minusing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
The opposite of maxing was wouldn't be minusing. The opposite
of maxing would be minimizing. Yeah, we're mining.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I like minusing. Maxing is about adding things to your routine.
So you're going like I'm adding this, My nighttime routine.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Goes bom bom bom bom boom bom boom boom boom.
Minusing is like doing the bare minimum. And I've actually
done this. I haven't done skincare so long. How's it
going for you? I look the worst I've ever looked
at my lafe. Maybe these are happy media? What sort
of skin here? Are we talking that you've been neglecting moisturizing.
I've been moisturizing and cleansing and moisturizing enough. Yeah, but
we did post a video this morning, and I mean

(01:14:16):
you can tell. But also like the freedom I have
at nighttime to just go to bed, It's like, what
are we prioritizing here at the end of the day.
I'm prioritizing getting to bed and going to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
YEP, I'm not prioritizing looking one thousand percent in the
morning and having this and clocking my sleep and adding
all of these things and adding all of these steps
and actually eating up my time for my sleep. So
minus thing is about taking away every possible thing other
than the bare minimum, because obsessing over everything and adding
all these things, it's not actually healthy and a lot
of the time it's complete utter TikTok bes There.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Is a following isn't this just how you live your life?
Or yeah, I don't like to do stuff, so sounds
good to me what I've been doing all along, though.
What my take away from minimal? Yeah you were. You
were the original crush of my teeth, which I think
is hold. I'm considering getting rid of them. One of

(01:15:10):
the morning breath that I'll get rid of. I backed
off my flossing, but my annual check up as journ
I need to get back into my floss.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I've been weak on the floss as well because I've
been minusing so much.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
It wasn't skincare. Do you know why I've been weak
on the floss acause last time I went to the hygienus,
she was like, you have been doing so much better
and it's and then I was like, well great now, yeah,
yeah you go because you saw and they give you
some stretches and they say keep up those stretches, but
then your back's not already more. You're like, hey, if
you physio, I don't see you again in six months
when this problem pops and head back in because I'm

(01:15:40):
not listening. I didn't fix that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
The last time I went to the hygienists, they see
the same thing, like, you've been taking good care of
your teeth, and I was like, I actually haven't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I've been kind of minusing. I've been neglecting the floss
quite a lot. So I was like, do we need
a floss? There's just a question, just nine six nine
six flopping and flossing a myth. There you go, some
minusing and it's a minusing time minus stuff. Man, just relax.

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
Yeah, the ZM podcast Needwork plays z MS flesh one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
And Haley right now. We want to know nine six
nine six, one hundred dollars at M is there or
has there been a wild rumor about you? Because it's
not just celebrities that have to deal with like rumors
about them, you know, Oh yeah, of course someone's like
small towns or like at your high school or I mean,
I don't know if Michelle at primary school did pe

(01:16:28):
in that little you know, concrete syllable. But Man School
region has a school rumors were the worst, say like
urban legends and school rumors. They were just horrible. So
that obviously last week the met gala was on the
Washington Post. There was a columnist who wrote an article
about how do the celebrities pee yes, because a lot

(01:16:51):
of these celebrities we addresses, they are sewn into it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
They're sewn into them or like you know, like comcardition.
It was like made of solid place that you can't
you can't get out of us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
So it was like kind of a lighthearted article, a
lighthearted column and it quoted a stylist who said that
there was a client of his and he didn't name them,
who had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction last year at the
at the Met, not this year's, and said that basically
they made a stunning entrance and an elaborate cature sheer

(01:17:21):
miss jump jump so mesh jumpsuit, miss jumpsuit, miss jumpsuit,
miss jump up, and that they were it was you know,
handstitched crystals.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Jumpsuits is no excess and those regardless.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Pearls neck to toe, and said that the client was
selen into the bodysuit. They got swept up in the
excitement of the whole night, and they had some drinks
and they had to tear a hole in it to
use the bathroom and then weed on themselves because obviously,
you know, if it I just went throw it, I reckon,
but you'd stunker. But you have to get away. The

(01:17:55):
Internet was like, well, it's got to be this model
because she was the one that was wearing that year,
that was wearing the mesh jump. Yes, she is a
supermodel called and I don't know if I'm saying this
right a knock yi. Yeah, she's like, I mean, obviously submodeled,
absolutely gorgeous, and she's come out and said I usually

(01:18:17):
stay quiet and keep to myself, but how dare you
missaligone my character and imply that I ripped my outfit
and pete on myself during the met Gala of twenty
twenty four fat check next time? Are you crazy? I
just want to shut it A nock your eyes. Look,
this year was unbelievable. But I mean, we've all pete
on a jump, So I've done a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Where I've busted to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I on wearing a jumpsuit and I've just had to
thankfully it was shorts not pants, and I've had to
hook it to the side, but I didn't clear it
in time.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Yeah, but now she's like, this rumor's out there, and
she's like, no, I don't want me to feel that
out of the met Gala. I'm not that person. So
this is what we want to know this morning. Has
he been like someone got the wrong end of the stack,
or you know, rumors happen, whispers happen, and then before
you know it, you're on the tail end of this
rumor and it's not true. I know you're not even
a celebrity totally, so I don't know this has happened

(01:19:06):
to you. It definitely has it. We asked this on Instagram.
We've already got some responses because you're like, well, let's
get the ball, roll the ball, rolling that ball. There
was a room of around that my husband has. My
husband had tragically died at sea, leaving me widowed before
I turned thirty. Now there's no word if the husband
ever existed, oh or what happened to him. But that
was the rumor that winter, but it wasn't true. Somebody

(01:19:29):
else said yes, apparently I was part of the local
swinger's community. We live in a tiny, tiny cannity. We're
no friends, don't We're no friends that have You know,
they have a really good couple and they had accused
of it, and they're like, it's just hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying I was accused of having
naughty times on our best friend's couch. But we're not
interested in each other at all, never would be, never
have been, never well been just a plutonic friendship built
on love and trust.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
But we did not do anything naughty on flitch's So
on our friend's couch, I'd get rid of the count. Yeah,
have not because of us filthy behavior? Anonymous, please, I
was apparently having an affael with the doctor at work.
I can tell you what I definitely wasn't. Oh not
start and then every problematic and everyone's judging you, like

(01:20:17):
having an affair I have not? Yeah? Oh no, what
it's quarter past nine? Like kids should be at school now, right?
Read which one is? Can I engage on this? Should
we let Vaughan read this out? Okay, well, it's kind
of my fault because I screenshot of it, but I

(01:20:38):
was hoping you as a consumment broadcaster would know what
to censor. Yeah, that's you wouldn't send that to Vaughn
and think that you'd send it to Haley or think
that I on a text machine. No, no, no, it's
from an Instagram response. There was a remember going around
that I got. Don't you dare say that, Vaughn? Okay? Yeah,
and I knew that I got. I don't not actually

(01:21:02):
too much worse. Flanged? Yeah, I got flanged in the
ballpit at a party that I didn't even attend. I
wasn't even at the party. How was I bring it
in the ballpit? You know? Vaughn Alan Smith, he was
off Mike no Onborn. The Broadcasting Centers authority is still
around for they're in departure lounge. They're not going to

(01:21:23):
take up any new cases. Share. Grown adults shared that
with us here we are growing adults. Yeah, sharing it
with more growing adults. Well, how am my best explainers
add to the add to the list nine six nine
six to text us. You can give us a call
as well. Oh I read one from childhood some great

(01:21:43):
ones coming through? Is there a wild rumor about you?
What was it? We want to know is if there's
a wild rumor about you because a model that was
at last year's met has had to come out and
say I didn't rip a hole in my costume and
to go to the top and pee out the hole
and get a bit of pea on my multi thousand
dollars outfit. I just that's myself at Dala, just to clarify. Yeah,

(01:22:07):
were I to clarify this pleasant least become a wild
rumor about me that lasts for my entire career. But
it's not just celebrities. Were you getting some wild stories
through because we don't know when you were the victim
of a wild rumor? Amy? What was the rumor that
I was dead? Oh, but you're very much alive? Are you.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Very much alive?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
Try to walk through the nearest wall? How how did
this happen? Though? My son wasn't in a great space
at the time, and he wasn't coping the streets at work,
and he happened to tell them that I had died. Oh,
I said, did get a couple of days off time,

(01:22:53):
and I can't handle this at the moment. My mother
is dead, so that we're round from there. No, No,
the problem was I wasn't aware of it. And then
I went onto her work one day when he was
on frequently apparently, and they were like, Helllloiah, I'm looking

(01:23:15):
pretty good for a gad woman. But oh and then
of course you dropped your son in and I'm guessing, yeah, amazing.
Thank you for sharing some messages. I asked this on Instagram.
Some responses apparently, I'm on crack. I lost twenty kg
is the old fashion way. And it eventually got back

(01:23:37):
to my best friend and she said, oh no, she's
not on crack. She's done with the old fashion one.
The latest one of that is there, Ye jabs, you
didn't have that. I cared I taught at school. I
told everybody I punched his mum in the face when
we got to school together. Not true, Not true, Yeah, yeah,
not true. Mormons told her all the other Mormons in

(01:23:58):
town that I was an alcoholic. Was at a wine rat.
Why would you need more than one bottle of wine? Never,
of course, just one for a second church. The Mormans
probably don't even do the the church sip, do they.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
I can't believe the Mormon's gossip. Surely that's un christly.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Very un christly. A lot of the messages. My son's
rugby team manager assumed that when I see my ex
husband won't be around for a while, that he'd gone
to jail. Oh, I hadn't gone to jail, just wasn't
gonna be around for a while. Um. I grew up
in a small town. I'd moved away when I was eighteen.
I was on a happy relationship living in christ Church
at the age of thirty, and I've got a text
message from a guy that I'd been in primary school

(01:24:37):
and schooling with, Yeah, asking him to explain to his
wife that we weren't having an a fear. I was
flabbagars that if I'm being honest the here I was laughing, like,
are you serious? His wife was very serious, and there
was a rooming going around that I was a fear
with them. But I was all the way in christ Church.
I hadn't sent him since I was seventeen. Still makes
me laugh to this day that a small town is
getting around so quick. Jeez.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
When my little sister was in college, she had some
trouble with a couple of books girls, and I told
them to back off.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
This is the older sister.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
The next day, the rumor went around the school that
I was apparently threatened to go to their school and
stab them, and the bullying stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
So that worked. It worked stab them mild. A work
colleague spread a rumor that I was sleeping with them.
I was in a relationship. I confront them and using
this as a lies, an excuse to cover up that
you're in the closet, and he said no. Cut to
current time marriage A man so had on the money there.

(01:25:32):
My five year old told everyone at his school that
I was pregnant, and my own kids, who were older
at the school, found out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
They came home They're like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
How couldn't you tell me?

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Also, to add to that, some of the parents found
out and I'm still clearing it up with them since
last term.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Not pregnant is a rumor going and to me that
somebody else had a stuffie in class. I didn't never
a stuffy in class, But.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
That stays with you for life.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I didn't have a stiffe.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
It's the more you say, the more, like, yeah, what
STUFFI someone who's got an embarrassing stuff He would say that,
but I didn't have a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Stuff And in sixth form, I went on a date
and had a passion of the botanical gardens. Now, the
rumor mill morphed that into the fact I had nor
yet the Botanical Government. I was pulled aside by a
teacher after class that gave me in the awkward chat
about making sure I'm being safe engaging in groups. I
had a passion some pansies, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:25):
Yeah, the z N podcast Networks plays ends flesh Worn
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Now, I would run a quicker little poll because you
know my experiences that people are out there living at
the moment with dming and I was reading an article
written by a professional lady of the night, Shall we
say and how in the last since twenty twenty five
to now this year, her number of bookings with married
couples have skyrocketed over taking her bookings with single men.

(01:26:58):
That's interesting, it's really interesting, she revealed in this article.
The things that they're asking for, you know that they're
having fun and it's all within the bounds of a
loving marriage. That would actually be a good idea because
then it's like it's like a deal, right, Like we're
just having fun. Yeah, but you know what I mean,
Like there's not going to be the guy getting feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
No, and it's not secret it's not behind your back,
it's not private, it's like transactional.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Should we have a little fun?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
And then you hear this out there like the more
the more people you talk.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
To, the more couples have been branching out.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Shall we say? Well, we asked, have you and your
partner tried something new and spice in the boudoir this
room this year? And seventy five percent of people said no.
Twenty five percent of people said yes, okay, not yet?
Are you ready to do some dancing around our first
responder he said, dot, okay, that sounds that sounds hopeful.
I like to think that people seeing this poll quit

(01:27:55):
this quicker little pole question could have sparked something if
they've ever had a thought. It's just a conversation to start,
isn't it anonymous? Please? He hm? He did something for
the first time in our eight years and we both
loved it. Have been together eight years. Wow, technically this
is third base? Yeah? Oh, first time third base? Right?

(01:28:20):
First time was this was out of the park, my
third basing. Okay, right, we're really dancing around last Yeah,
Georgia doesn't know what you're talking about. Two food base
was clarification happy to answer on the text nine sex,
nine sex, because you'll be opting into that rather than
me saying it out louder years he boppd a flight

(01:28:42):
on one of Ireland's favorite airlines. I lingists. Okay, right, yeah,
for the first time, for the first time, for the
first time in eight years. Yeah, but good on them,
and they were and now the whole world is it's exquisite.
It's like buying a brand new car and using the
indicator for the first time and like, what the heck
is This was like using the you know, you got

(01:29:02):
a really dirty wine string. We have recently moved to
the country with no neighbors. It's a lot louder, often
more spontaneous. In a bit more. No one's gonna hear you.
Yeah that's nice. Uh somebody else here. We finally brought
some toys into the action calder. This is fun just

(01:29:24):
to watch more. I also got a mask for myself
to wear so I can play a character. The mask
was wife approved. Interesting is probably about a Batman situation
here a spider definitely going to be a Marvel character. Yeah, yeah,
get a red hot follow up on that one. Yeah,
people are try and stuff this us more went to
a swingers club. Only touched each other, but it was

(01:29:47):
quite nice being watched. Yeah you need okay, yeah, I
don't even know how to say that. One it's arguing
over who gets to hug the pregnancy pillow. Then then
no other body pellos the pregnancy pillows. Yeah. Yeah, we

(01:30:09):
have tried some expice. He it's called he stopped brushing
his teeth at night, and I won't go near him
because it's rank. Okay, that's true, Larvae, that is truly
come at the four spectrum there.

Speaker 6 (01:30:22):
The podcast network.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
May I have access to the text machine absolutely, nine
six nine. Hit me with your best granny panty recommendations.
But hang on, Georgia joins us as well. You can
chime in, Georgia. There's a few things needed. Okay, Now
for context, without giving too much away, there is a
moment in my new show, which is coming away in
this way.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Where the at one moment you may see the underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
I was unprepared for this because I was imagining I
was going to be wearing these fish nets and over
the top. I was going to have these kind of
like undies that were a little bit fine. But in
the end, the fish nets didn't work, so I was
beer legged. And then the undies that I had to
go over top of the tires were inappropriate. Without tires
you could not only see side bikini line.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
The whole gal, ye whole. Where was the goal looking good? Though?

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
No, so maybe that's on you before Wellington.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
You know what, it's heading into winter, she goes dormant.
So I had to end up putting on the underwear
I had been wearing that day and they were naked.
They were very bad, and so I know I need
to buy a pair of appropriate I'll say, sweet working.
I don't think we need to see that. Yep, large

(01:31:42):
cranny panties for my show?

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
Now, may I suggest bloomers?

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Not yet? No no no no no no no black
black black, black black. They have to be black, and
they have to be form fitting and maybe a little
cheeky cheek. We don't want full coverage.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
We want bat cheek, not front cheeks. The problem was
the front cheek.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
It was too much. The ones I use jockey with
the sticky bit on the butt, so you never get
a wee worn those before. That's a good like tackiness,
you know what you get those bike shorts that stop
your chafer. It's like that, but for your butts. You
never get a double butt's saying you and you know

(01:32:25):
I'm Nala gall. I'm wearing Narla today very much.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
However, I need them like in a day, you know
what I mean. And that's an Aussie company, So I
can't afford the weight that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
No Calvin's because Calvin's fat shamed me in the past.
They dig into my bits and the bits that I
don't want to get. Get the greenny aversion. I want
like just sub breast. Oh well, then you should get
their full brief. You must be going for the hapster. Well,

(01:33:00):
I take nine six nine six because we can't have
an on stage accident. At Hailey Show, it was front
is the biggest year. It was aware that the boys
were there and it was like, oh god, they do
say any publicity is good publicly, but I don't shivers. Guys,
ten out of ten podcasts that one year.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
I think two of us were ten out of ten
and one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there. Well,
if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating and review.
Please do it. This is a bad one, don't know,
don't bother? Yeah No, don't don't bother play z MS,
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