Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 13th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitdim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from flee Wood and Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pits. Flee Wood
and Hailey, thank you, bring good morning, Fleach, Morn and Haley.
Welcome to the show. Happy Wednesday. Deal or reveal as
back at eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Did you hear Eban yesterday? Your chanced to win some cash?
Banker Brian.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Offered five hundred five hundred in the afternoons with Brin.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
It was Brian planned. The caller was a oh year,
that's nice. I'd probably go with that term. I would
take that. Tocker revealed the suitcase. It was a grand
I mean five hundred more than you called worth, but it.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Was suitcase eighteen, briefcase eighteen, well loads of brief briefcases
still left and anywhere between five and five thousand dollars inside.
So if you want to play this morning, Banker Bread
will join us after the news at eight o'clock, So
listen now for that activated just before the news to
play Big show today. A couple of guests today.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
One of which is maybe something like we haven't had before.
If you're a fan of true crime, you're going to
love this.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
After eight o'clock, just after deal a reveal Reuben Miller,
who's a New Zealand forensic scientist, was two decades of
he still is like, has done like some of the
big New Zealand murders. Yeah, has written a book, yeah,
and blood seas otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, And so we're going to chat to him because
like this is like real life CSI, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I just don't know whether we ask about the fun
stuff or like the fundatuff. Well, I don't know what
the part of forensic science would be.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Someone you could just chew the air off for hours.
So excited about that.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And Off Campus, the latest steamy romance TV show.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Producer Carwen tell us about Off Camp because I know
you're like number one fan.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Oh my gosh, I've read the book, but also I've
watched the series because we get screeners for these things,
and and.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Your friends very jealous. You got to see the show
before anyone else.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, everyone wants all the deeps and I can't give
the indets it's embargoed.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
But so is this heated rivalry? Yeah, like yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
I didn't expect it to be as steamy as it was,
but they've left all the steam from the book in there.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And do you know what's brilliant?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
As we've been talking about ice hockey quite a lot
on the show, recently had some surprise guests.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, the season passes.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
The amount of ice hockey players that have been following
me on social media.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Emojish okay.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
New Zealand's always been about rugby and rugby.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
You know when it gets to the com game, some
of the athletes the ice hockey, the.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Boys are out there, the girls around there. Well to
talk about the new show.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
The stars of Off Campus join us around seven thirty
this morning. Yeah, the top six coming up formed A
place is giving.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Away a coffin. You can win that before you die.
So I've got the top six uses for a coffin
until you pop yourself in it. Could there be a
Nick sit In radio promo give away, biff me in
a cardbo.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Box, totally you keeping your TV box Me in a
Samsung fridge on. It's quite skinny. Oh, it will trop
me out. You can chop me out and track me
the fridge box.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Still, you might want to pull off pull off the
scones play guys, can you I know the song You've
got loaded up for me, and there's a good reason
for it.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't want to be a home wrecker and a
cuppy bear.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Uppy bet everyone thought this was a cuppy better Yeah,
like the having are they having a moment?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
The largest road and native to South America?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Are there in Brazil? Yeah? Yeah, ye, South America, South
America except Chile. I didn't want to go there. Probably
guinea pig zam.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
The are just big as guinea pigs, semi aquatic, strong swimmer,
oh okay, strong. The swim comes from their ability to
float the chunk, yeah, float on them so that then
they just cuck once. I saw a real the other
day of someone taking a cappy bed out of a
Brazilian supermarket, just wandered to get to a supermarket.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
How big are they?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Quite fairy?

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Five to sixty six kges as an adult that okayeh
beitter than a golden retriever.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
When they get full size, you'd be able to put
a whole one in a supermarket trolley.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
The reason we're talking about the cuppy butter is because Somber.
Somber is the name of a cuppy butter that's been
on the run.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
For seven weeks.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
They Sumber arrived at Marble Zoo and Winchester United.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
In March. It's on the run in the UK.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah wow, yeah, so we've got the Canterbury Panther and
they've got the what part of the UK Winchester, Winchester
Kappi Buttera. By the way, I haven't seen the Canterbury
panther for it right on the Canary Panthers sightings have been.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
The last one was the Techapal, Remember someone saw it?
It's gone inland? Was that blurry photo?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Always a blurry photo, isn't it always a blurry photo?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
So Samba, who's a girl, yuppy butter, and her sister
whose name is Tango, Somber and Tango that's they arrived
at Winchester Zoo, mar Well Zoo and Winchester and twenty
four hours later Summer made an escape.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Couppy butter on the loose. You think it's like, God,
this place is cold. Take me back to South America.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, but apparently this time of year in the United
Kingdom is actually quite good for survival for the coupy butter.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, So a little bit warmer, lush vegetation.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
They are herbivores, so they're just he's she's just eating
the grass and everything. Now everyone in this area is
on the is on the lookout for samba. The last
confirmed sighting was last night, yeah, two days ago our
time on high Bridge Road. A little CuPy butter going along.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
If you're in the UK this way. What is that? Yeah?
A river bayliffs. Ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Oh yeah, they're discussing a river bayliff. Spotted bite marks
and grays vegetation, the river bang height consistent with kuppy
butter feeding. We're getting forensic on this. Oh okay, we
should talk to our friend Reuben later in the visits.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
But by it thinking that's different forensics, I reckon for
a bit of cute forensics.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, maybe on the loose now, apparently sister Tango is
doing well at the zoo. Okay, but it's distraw that
his sister's gone. She's a lowly copy butter and they're
absolutely desperate to get there. They've got cameras everywhere, a
little like trackl like free only traps with cameras everywhere.
The locals had. There's a page going and everything being like,
I'm pretty sure I saw a nibble on a lire.

(07:06):
I saw a nibble here.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
We're looking for some but escape from them.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
So apparently she's just absolutely just having a good time,
has been surviving well, doesn't have any friends out in
the wild, but it has just been living a lovely life.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
In the UK.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Three places you can see Capi Butta in New Zealand Walzoo,
Wild Bank Wildlife Reserve which is in christ Church in
Brooklyn Zoo, and New plumouthe Sore. I remember Auckland had
them because I think they were in the same enclosure
as the alligators or something. They were in the same
so they were in that area with the South American
the something else what was that And they used to

(07:40):
sit on their backs those monkeys maybe those a little monkeys.
In twenty twenty three, apparently one of them died, the
oldest mother died and the rest.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Were relocated to Wellington Zoo.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
So that's what happened to the Auckland copy butter right, Yeah,
I saw them and when I went to the Wellington Zoo,
I don't said it's been a while since they're odd looking,
but they're cute. They just don't makes sense because we're
so used to seeing rat and mice and like guinea
pigs and hamsters and stuff, so we're just like, oh, yeah,
and you see it's massive.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Pig sized guinea pig. Yeah, basically yeah. And apparently there's
a few other things.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
The mood jack dear can also be confused with it,
right well, similar load of the ground, silhouette in the distance,
and dense bush.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
People are like, I think that could be somba, but
it's not. It's not.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I'm invested because I just googled them. They made it
to Asia.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Apparently someone said that they have been confusing the munt
jack deer.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Well, we'll keep you, we'll keep you updated. As the
UK searchers for a kuppy Barter.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
And Thoughts and breast Tangos just hanging out at the
zoo on our own, it's been like, what the hell, man,
we arrived together, would you go?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
And there's some wild stories.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
When she gets back, Oh my gosh, she's been She's like,
oh my god, the things I've seen.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Quick change of subjects place four two fours, just message
and sometimes I chet on you guys new Spotify. That's
what they've just messaged and this is a complete change.
So that's suck it up today.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
It's not working.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Apparently there's a worldwide issue according to their search. So
they said, you'll do. That's a bit rough. I don't
be one of our billboards. Actually Spotify down, you'll do.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
What's that star? I want to welcome everybody who's usually
a sort of a Cheatah, I'm going to look. It
was the old reliable Yes, I talk about the on
the Run in the United Kingdom, No doubt.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It podcast network from your local community facebook page.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
This is the top six. Ah do you? This is?

Speaker 6 (09:41):
This is what's blowing my mind. Every time one of
my grandparents have died, and that's happened four times. Yeah,
the cost that's four times a year?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
How many times? Ye times? Four times?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
People could add more yours yours held on that didn't they?
It was very, very fortunate to have my grandparents well
into my adult life, like my nano and he passed
away last year. Yeah that was crazy because something I'm
a thousand years old.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
But it's a rear though. Yeah, we're but the price.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Of coffin what I mean, the price of funerals blows
my mind. But the price of coffins like my grandfather,
my first grandparents died. He would ship the bea if
you know how many thousands of dollars were spent on
a thing made of wood that he totally could have
made for himself.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
That he was just there was just chump in the ground.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I mentioned I've got the big Samsung fridge box hold
on to I've still got it at my house if
you need it.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I quite like, because I'm are you getting burnt to
a crisp powder?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I am, I'm.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Getting buried at the But I know now you can
do wall faction affection.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I think cocktailer, What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Shot shot a car lower, shot a carl lower. No,
but I just want, like I know this seven's a
bit more like like a woven like flex y weaving
a little flex.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Mating up north of did the toilets. He got wrapped
up in some linen and some flex I think.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I think with you, we're gonna pop you on a barge.
We're going to send you off into the water, and
we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Bow an arrow. Yeah, I can see you on fire.
Regular New Zealands will do their privately.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Just tow me out behind a boat and I was
thinking the Marlborough sounds. It's so trainedful, my god. Love
you know, I've only been there a couple of times
that I've loved both of them.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
What about one of What about Fjordland you know down there? Doubtful?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, Melford, we could just tow you out behind one
of the relist.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Well, I've done some chin on the blow.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
We'll get chin on the blow and we'll say, now
gin we do have a bow and Arrow hashtag collab.

Speaker 6 (11:51):
We're happy to do hit the hashtags. Yeah, great things.
I'll give you the pass through to my socials to
get a bit more rich.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Well, road to a community hospital is giving away a coffin.
They are doing a ten dollars per ticket raffle and
you could win a coffin.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let's start talking about death, that's what that's saying.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's a good idea your funeral, because then
your loved ones I have to pay for it.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, a lot of people get funeral insurance for that reason. Yes, didn't.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
There used to be an ad on all the time.
Whereas I'm just I'll be dead someone else's problem. You
don't less well, you could win a coffin but not
need to use it.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Obviously.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I've got the top six uses for a coffin until
you need to hop in. Okay, Number six on the list,
brusky holder or some ice nice fill it up?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
You fill that up on someone. What about the panning.
We'll take that out, can take that out.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
This might be on your list, and if it is, apologies, apologies,
but go down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, it's not drag it on the side of a glass,
because when you know that, I'm cardboard or real estate
agents sign it's got a bit of give. We'll put
some skis at the front. He's problem solved that one.
Take it down to Canterbury. Get in fine, a bit
of snow yep, threw some on the body, can actually

(13:07):
get gin on.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Next we might be able to go up Padrona's get really.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Want anything to do with this? Never doing social it's
great social content here number five on the list of
the top six uses for a coffin til you have
to hop it and store your winter douve and jackets
in summer pers.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
What to do with those bloody things like an ottoman
that you have a lid on it.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
That's my next idea is number four on the list
of the top six uses for the coffin. You have
to pop in a lounge coffee table, put pop some
temporary legs on it. Yeah, shut it down nice and long,
get your feet up on that. Obviously, you have to
use a coaster. Respect the wood, Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
You nice, it's got a good sene on it, got
a good coat on it.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, be right, weirs down a but if you've got it,
I feel like you can put a man up there
every day.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Put a mink blanket over it. It might What about some
of the nanny's doileys? Yep, do big doiley on the
lamp on that. Yeah. Don't overwater the flowers that sit
on it either, because it will flow over and you
get some watermarks. Treat them with kindness.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Number three on the list of the top six uses
for a coffin until you need to get.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
In, stand it up, use it as a wardrobe, hang
yours a couple of longer dresses.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Lovely idea, Yeah, number two on the list of the
top six uses for a coffin until you need to
hop and silver defense emergency cait.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Lots of your cans in there, Yeah, lots of room.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
And then if anyone can't sit during the emergency, you've
got a coffin.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You've got a coffin. Bones, eat them, eat them. We're
gonna start.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah, huge feed up and number one in the least
of the top six uses for a coff until you
need to get in a crib when the grand babies
come and stay there, probably.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Three or four of them.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
It's a back gram go right the top. They put
their toes together and have one.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Of each chin. God, but grimy beg groom for babies
to be slipping in. It's got a horizontal and stack
them five long. That's quite white. Yeah, that's wide their heads,
their little soft head to be pushed against them.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
We'll put the tip the beer out and put the
padding back in.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
To get the kids, to get the kids on summer
on the deck. It was number six.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Okay, we were talking about taking out the padding so that.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
No that I was with Bruski's and I say, did
you I wasn't even listening.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
What was I doing?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I think I was trying to find the story. You know,
your upsessed with sliding in the hell in it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
In my mind I was splitting. Yeah, that's nice. That's
your rosebud nymon, isn't it thinking about your childhood? And
that's okay?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
You and your brother and a coffin just scream and
yours like, would you bring that in please?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Nanda needs to go back in it. Nan, You've just
left your nan on the bloody count Come on, guys,
that's very disrespectful. That's today self sex.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Plays it in spletch one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
You know me, I love to just visit psych post
and you just get to know the brain a bit
more and read some studies. It's a website, some study,
some studies and papers and whatnot, and remain learned.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Because I all you did is Instagram reels.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Yeah no, no, no no, I take a pause to
read a psych post right, to read some you know,
in depth, yeah, studies.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
This one came across my desk yesterday.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
This is a study out of Beijing, and I'll say
it is a long paper.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I mean, look how boring this looks. Look at all
of that.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
This is from the National Library of Medicine in Beijing,
from the Center of Biotechnology Information.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
These are just websites. Don't concern yourself. I don't.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I don't expect me to keep up with that, so
you don't exactly. And then what I do is I
try to make them easily understandable for all of us.
This study, when Love Meets Money, This was conducted in
Beijing this year, and it took three hundred and three participant. Yeah,

(17:01):
three hundred and three participants, all of whom are in
relationships that are at least two years long, so you'd
say long term or committed relationships, not just the whimsy
or anything like that. And they ran two experiments. What
they did first was they made people men and women
feel richer. They did this by getting their real life

(17:23):
savings accounts and they split them into two groups, the
ones that were going to make feel richer the ones
that were going to make feel poorer. The way they
did it was to make you feel richer. They took
your savings account, regardless of how much it was, and
they compared it to savings account that were far lower,
and they said, well, these are the savings accounts of
everyone else in the experiment. And so the person who's
got say one thousand dollars in this saving account was like,

(17:46):
what makes you.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Doing quite right? I'm right good, okay.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
And the way that they people feel poorer even if
they had ten thousand dollars. Was they show people being like, well,
this person's got one hundred thousand, then we're going, oh
my god. Then they did a bit of an experiment
how they felt and it worked even despite not having
any more money than they actually had, they felt richer,
they felt poorer.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Okay, comparison is the thief of joy. Wow, wow, I
bring the science, you bring the fields.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
But yeah, a vibe check on that one. Yeah great,
was that Mark Twain? I believe President Phederal Roosevelt.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Maybe, oh yeah, well bless them.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
So now that they've got their their test groups, the
ones who are feeling nice and rich, the ones who
are feeling nice and poor. And then they got them
to feedback on how they feel about the attractiveness of
their real life partner, not a makeshift you know or
not just a stranger you five person attractive?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Here is your partner? Rate them on a scale of
attractive of attractiveness.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Between one and nine. They chose nine. What do you
think your partner's giving?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
You be? And New Zealand were a ten. You kin
nothing else not to light.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
So so the people who were made to feel richer. Collectively, overall,
men rated their partners less attractive than the men that
were made to feel poorer, meaning that right, the men,
when they felt that they were flush and rich, their
standards grew higher and they started to find their own

(19:22):
partners less attractive men.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
For women, it didn't change. Wow, wild about.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
To feel rich and suddenly the finding is basically, the
richer you feel, the higher your standards get in terms
of what you think you deserve an.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Attractiveness only a man. The women didn't change at all,
didn't matter. Wow.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
The women's change they rated like, you know, six point
twelve in general, and that it was six point thirteen
in general. The men's dropped one point five. Like it
was a whole marked. I felt more entitled to better
looking people. Yeah, because they were richer, but they weren't
any richer. It was a feeling.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
So you're feeling feeling of rich the study if you
are actually well.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
If you become rich, because it was the feeling that
they had gone from where they normally sit with their
finance and how they feel about it to feeling like, actually,
you know, I don't feel a bit rich. Suddenly they
felt like they deserved a hotter partner. They said, your
feelings about money quite This was the bottom line, finding
your feelings about money quietly rewire your relationship behavior without

(20:29):
you noticing.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
And men only wow, warn Do you have anything to say?

Speaker 8 (20:36):
Men?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Your standards shift the more you feel like you're doing
better than everyone else.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I I just want to say, not surprising. It didn't
change at all.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Podcast Network plays that ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It is so silly, silly, silly that.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
So little pole today is do you eat your five
servings of fruit and veg every day?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Apparently only one in four New Zealanders around twenty five
percent of eating the recommended five or more servings.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
How much colors a handful?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
You mean we'll just eat the rainbow, eat the rainbow
and not and not the rainbow.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
And not Skittles. Five handfuls of skittles. That's a lot
of skittles.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm not keeping up. No, I only have one handful
of skittles. Stuff. Yeah, fruit and veg.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Scurvy, scurvy no one, I think even if you, even
if you don't eat fruit and beg, you're not getting scirmy.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
You are sco is. Yeah, scurvy leads the rickets. That's
a vitamin D deficiency leads the rickets.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I don't want rickets nor scurvy scurf one to get
on their their foot goes a bit funny, gout. There's
too much meat and not enough to much fruit.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Some people are just genetically Yeah, they exposed to that.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
A five year old that just this year. There's a
few stories about kid who wouldn't ea fruit and vegetables.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I definitely will have like a day or two in
the week where you're like, holy you get to the
end of the day, You're like I didn't really have
that much and you can start craving.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, we asked do you get your five
servings of fruit and viga day?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
The options were yes most of the time and hardly
ever most of the time was the highest forty eight percent.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I feel people are lying.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Hardly ever was the second highest. That fitting and only
thirteen percent of people are always getting their five.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Plus No, I got to look after yours. But you
know what, it is so expensive.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Sometimes sometimes I'll put a bag of fruit on the
scales at the supermarket and tap the picture and I'm like,
it's good.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
What the frozen options are got you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
You can get those frozenes.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Thosing veis all the and sometimes there's packs of whole things.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Just sometimes eat an onion. Eat a whole onion. That's
a cheap one.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Raymon onion in your smoothie. That's now you've got two.
You've got your banana and yeah, an.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
Onion brown onion cheap. Yeah. Some feedback on this. Taylor
sees a lot of egg plants. If you catch my drift,
I don't come on now, old Taylor. That sounds that
does not count.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's I need to change my vote.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
It's a it's a loophole. That's absolute loophole.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Taris is probably in about three most days, but sometimes
it's like seven or eight.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
So does that counts that balance? It's better than a
lot of other people. It's pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I'm on the thirty plants a week buzz at the moment,
so five fruit and veg have been easy the past
few weeks. I clicked yes always, but that's simply not true.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
It's thirty plants a week a modern It's it's an
idea that it just gives you, like a big broad
range of everything good, something different.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Ye reach thirty plants.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Things like you can add like tear seeds, seeds.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I just shove a bunch of most things, so we.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Have thirty different It's not that hard. It's not as
hard as you think.

Speaker 6 (24:13):
Indicay studies indicate that individuals consuming thirty plus plants a
week have a significantly more diverse microbiome compared to those
atting ten or fewer.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
But if you made a salad that would have at
least seven or eight yeah, totally. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
But your carrots and onions and stir fry orsa.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I've got carrots, celery, onions.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
I literally get to the end of my day if
I haven't had five, I'll have an emergency carrot, apples,
berries or cucumber snack.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Top me up, Harold, the draft told me this was important. Yes,
and we know effect we know how old the draft.
We know a personally ruin.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
That grapefruit in my is a lovely addition to my
five plus a day. Sure you eat the grape fruit
of then have you're not on the hell or any
medications because they can medications absorbing, Katie says, bring that
shit into your source. Always vegies, though you never know
if you'll get good or bad fruit.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh yeah, good call.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Felicity said, it depends on my parents. From my parents
at the weekend, they have a fruit trees and a
big vege garden. So I'll just go for a bit
of a scavenge.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Tell you guys, we're up for a season of limes.
I was going to say, my lives are ready to
go a lime tree cranking limes for the first time.
I read yeah, but is on the verge? That's some
oranges precipice. Yes, I do.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
I'm an a juny to health and I'm nailing it,
says stiff dated you own it hardly ever, But I
take supplements and have a daily nutrient rescue shot and
a wine each night.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
It feels like you're just trying to get to Christmas.
Oh God, just I feel like Christmas this year is
going to be a big turning point.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Does it still count? If it's five servings of the
same fruit? I pretty want to put it a variety,
and now.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
You need it's got to be different, right, two hundred
and twenty five days?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Still Christmas? Wow? Just got to get through to Christmas.
Just got to get there.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Don't wash your life away, but I'll look up with
the Christmas ye, Olivia says, yes, I have to, as
I've been telling my kids how important is And I
guess you got to practice what you preach.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (26:27):
True.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
So for some little pile, we asked, do you eat
five servings of fruit and veg every day?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
And forty eight percent of you yeah, most of the time.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
The fletched worn and Haley big pod.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Last night, my mum made mince. She made a bowling
knaise from scratch. Delicious. You know, she did the whole thing.
And I didn't have for dinner, so she made me
some for breakfast. I've had two bay leaves in there,
two bay leaves, and that serving in my little serving.
She didn't take them out. We take them out before
we serve pat So this will this will not happen again.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Wait, so your review is a harsh think of your
mother who made you dinner.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
The mence is delicious, it's just did you put into
this minci dish?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
One can only anticipate in my small bowl here that
she must put in a thousand And I want to say,
those are my bay leaves.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
And I think bay leaves are bullshit, by the way,
And I'm just like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Anyway, that's just I know she's listening, and I just
want her to hear that straight out the gate.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Well, I think you've been quite harsh on Patsy. She's
made you a lovely dinner.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
So you're just happy to suck on some bay leaves,
are you?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I do have to let the source off bay leaves
when I find them. A couple of back it through
the progress.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
So you know, my best friends coming up tonight, we're
going to a concert, and one thing we love to
do is just sit down and have a good goss
and just sort of like shoot the breeze, just absolutely.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Just go at it.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
And yeah, we met when we were four, and you
would say we have a deep.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Deep bond. They nearly ended it with the cannon impulse,
didn't they? In the water?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Yeah, she accidentally got impulse in her mouth and then
so I just turned into my mouth and spread it
in and we waited to die together at the age
of you, I think eight or seven. Yeah, we just
sat there holding hands and if it's going to happen,
it what happened to.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Both of us? And now you're just both a little
bit dumb.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
I wet my pants at school once and she look
me in the eye and just pissed to her pants.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
She said, now we're in it together. I mean, it's
a beautiful Wow. That is a good friend. That's pretty amazing.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
But you would think that what has kept our friendship
so strong over the years is a love of similar things.
And there's many things that we do like to there
are solar but we are very different. But this study
out of the University of Texas, it's called the boss
on Ale. I don't know what it means, so I
just thought it sounded nice as a major study that
looked at close friendships and how they bond and how

(28:45):
they stand the test of time and lookt and last basically.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Does it sounds born and I have been friends for
so long.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
I think this will ring true for you guys. After
twenty two aish years of friendship, friends report feeling closer,
more bonded, and more united for the future. When they
had a common hatred how stronger than when they had a.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Common love or interest. It bonded them further.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Similar to previous studies that would look at groups or
people or families that have gone through a traumatic experience,
say firefighters, or people that went to war together, you know,
and they go, you're my brother for life because of
everything that we've experienced. Negative experiences and thoughts fuse you
stronger than a positive experience or a positive thought. So,

(29:37):
for example, one of the things they looked at is
a common hatred of people. Yes, so that would be
probably the thing that you sit around with your best friends.
You're not going, oh, I hate when bay leaves are
left in my mints. Oh me too, Oh I love you.
It's I hate when Pantsy puts the bay leaves in
the mints. And then we've got the common hatred, say
for someone like Pantsy.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Which if there was a common hatred of a mutual friend, yeah,
then ye.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
So if your whole thing was to get to together
and be like have you seen Stacy Resent?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh my god, I saw it? Oh my god, I know.
Isn't she awful the way that she's doing us?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
But it bonds you in a way that it can't
be if you have a shared positive experence kind of.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Like they say, gossiping and friend groups and workplaces as
well as a good bonding thing. Actually totally, you're bonding
over this gossip and this shared kind of yeah thing.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah, do you know they've looked at this since the
nineteen forties, Like this is a real cumulative study that
was released last year that looked into this since the
nineteen forties. Negative like shared negative opinions facilitate bonding between strangers, right,
And they always say, you know there's a conventional wisdom
that you know positivity is best and you want to
always be in your friendship being positive.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
They're like, nnna hate people, like.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Get it on wonder de side your thing that you
hate being a person or a food or an experience
or something.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
And then it's to make you stronger.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Plays flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Well, it's Upfronts week in BC's had an upfronts in
the In the US, upfronts is where all the TV
networks announce what the new show is going to be
and the.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Star shows come out and they played them.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
A trailer and they're like, God, it's good, read to
be it. I wait to show you Fast and Furious.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh really?

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Vin Diesel announced the Fast and Furious series.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Is he going to be? Yeah, like a TV series,
he claimed.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
He claimed four different Fast and the Furious shows were coming.
But at the moment. The press release only confirmed. One
is officially in development. It's a live action series.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
People love these movies and they would love the TV show.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Yeah, yeah, I just feel like watch the movies.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
They're all here, you know what I mean. Also announced
they're the Wordle game Show. Yes, what are you still playing?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Wordle?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Shannon? Of course watch your streak? Of course I am
you lost it, didn't you. I think I'm at about
twenty right now.

Speaker 10 (32:04):
There was a stupid word the other day and it
really wrapped me up.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
It was like double V or some ship. Wow, you never.

Speaker 8 (32:16):
I don know.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
It's so stupid, like savvy or something.

Speaker 6 (32:19):
Right, So teams of players competing and solving five word
puzzles for a cash price.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
So basically wordle. But and it's associated with.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Word or it's called words because it was a British
show knockoff TV shows with wordles kind of. Jimmy Fallon's
executive producing the Word Show.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
It's a it's fail proof. People love that guy.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Yeah, Guthrie is hosting it. She's the one whose mother
was kidnapped and they still haven't found it.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Because I saw this yesterday, I was like what she's
just announcing your TV shows like Find Your Mum.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I feel the same. Obviously you need to work like
you got well.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
You've probably got to pay the ransom at some stage.
Gotta keep working. She's dead right, It's horror like has
he been.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
All quiet?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I'm going to google the latest on Google on that,
I'll tell you. The Rookie is getting another spin off,
The Rookie North. The first Rookie spinoff didn't work. I
didn't watch that Rookie spin off. Was the Rookie like
but she was like a rookie FBI agent, So it
was like, right, okay. This one has Jay Allison who
was in the latest Top Gun movie and he was

(33:27):
an Insecure on HBO with It's an incredible show, so good.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I forget to keep my eyes on him. Copy. Yeah,
is that a jlis? Is that a red Hot follow?
Is it follow there for Jay Alice?

Speaker 9 (33:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Other ones included, Uh, there's a new detective comedy Sunset
PI that's made by the same people that made Brooklyn
nine to nine. It's going to start. Jake Johnson from
New Girl another such thing. So they had a bit
of an front. They had some announcements.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Other TV shows.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
They're doing a normy version of The Traders in the US.
I think in New Zealand's Traders has moved on and
it's going to do members of the public for the
next season as well.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
From the trailers I've seen.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Yeah, there's a bunch of other shows and other ones
that have been announced, but not necessarily at the NBC one.
Have you seen the tied Lesso season four trailer. He's
going back to the same club. They've launched a woman's team,
so that's what's gone back.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
That's the difference in do I've never even seen tid
Lesso season one. I know it is such a very
heartfelt show.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Line of Fire sounds like a bit of you fletch
what's said about it's a New FBI law enforcement drama there.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
It is a line of Fire Miami two point nine.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
So they're doing when did they see they were doing
one a New York based CSI in Cis New York with.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Al l coolj oh Yes and Scott.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
These shows just work, you know, they do. They know
the formula and people lap it up.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
Yeah, perfect family drama. Line of Fire with pre Tokra,
so that's family as well.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Oh, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
The ZM podcast network play z m's Flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Off Campus drops tonight prime video seven pm. It chronicles
the love story between a music student and the university
star hockey player.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Garret Graham doesn't do girlfriends, So what I help you
study and you play my fig boyfriends. You got Justin's
attention there. This is the most absolutely unhinged panet. I'm
obsessed with it.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
Whoa easy? We're gonna be fathdating.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
There needs to be real kissing.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I just mate you.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
There is nothing that us girlies love more than a
steamy romance novel turned into a visual feast.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
And I tell you what, we've got all of that
with Off Campus.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
And we're joined by the lead characters, Ala Bright and
Belmont Camierly.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Hello, Hi guys, thanks for having us. Really great to
have you. Now.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
The we don't kind of away too much because we've
had a little pre view, but even if people have
watched the trailer, there is some steam a hit, there
is some steam.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Oh yeah, Oh yes. Is this an area in which
you guys have ever worked before? No, not personally.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
I've never done anything like intimacy wise on screen, but
this was such a great safe environment for like us
to kind of play with and then first step into
it was had so many great conversations surrounding everything, so
it was like really really easy.

Speaker 9 (36:38):
I've done a lot of smooching on screen, but I
haven't had sex on screen until this one.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Wow, smoke.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
How many people are in the room when there's like
a you know, like a steamy scene. Steamy sane?

Speaker 9 (36:52):
Yeah, I mean it's like fourteen grown men. You can
hear them all breathing.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
It's actually one of my fantasy.

Speaker 9 (37:04):
It's definitely steamy, but it's because of everybody actually healing
in that.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, yeah, right, because obviously you guys would have worked
with an intimacy coordinator, right, And that's that's a more
common thing now because you didn't have to do your
own moves.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
It's choreographed. Almost makes it more awkward. Sometimes it's just
kind of like.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
A dulance routine, so to speak, because like you know, yeah,
it's all very like technical as well as much as
you like wouldn't think, and it's all about camera angles
and yeah, it's it's it's honestly a hilarious experience.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
I would rather have it be awkward because we have
to talk about everything out loud and like not talking
and it's awkward because we're just guessing.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah, completely, did you guys, did you know each other before?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Because your chemistry is amazing and I can't imagine how
how much more awkward it would be if you guys
just didn't get along.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah, I think that would be tough.

Speaker 9 (37:53):
Yeah, thank god, I know.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, I know, I can't even imagine.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
You know, we met at the Chemistry reads and then yeah, yeah,
and the second time we saw each other was filming,
so yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 9 (38:03):
We got along. We I mean, we spent in an
ornate amount of time together, more than you do with
just anything any old person.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
So yeah, we got a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Do you guys feel I mean, I'm sure we've been
asked us, but obviously it's this is a hockey based romance,
and obviously the hockey romances have gone absolutely ballistic with
the likes of had a rivalry. Did you feel any
pressure because that's gone so well and like I would say,
the girls that read the the hockey erotica quite fanetic,

(38:35):
you know, and they're quite and did you feel the
pressure of that?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I mean, what was cool?

Speaker 8 (38:41):
About it was that obviously we had wrapped filming up,
like we'd been done for about two months until Heat
A Rivalry came out and had this incredible exposure and
and like like everyone.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Just fell in love with it.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
It was so cool to see, like the world gets
so in like fall so in love with this sport
that I thought we were filming because I'm from London,
I don't know anything about this, but was very niche.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
So I was like, this is hilarious that all of
these things are coming out the same time. But yeah, no,
I guess ice hockey is it. Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
All ice hockey press is good ice hockey press. I'm thrilled,
you know. I mean, he Val deserves all the success
it had and like and.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
We're just happening.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
It was weird to see ice hockey at the I
was at a bar at the weekend and it was
an ice hockey game on, which is weird for New
Zealand really on TV even things are changing, I know,
but like none none of.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Them were kissing. Yeah that's what Fletcher was like, when
did they start kissing? Because yeah, that's so boring. No one,
no one was kissing, like this game sucks.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
You wouldn't be if you went all the way to
a game that you don't support and you're like, when
does the sixties stuff?

Speaker 9 (39:45):
Sometimes they're getting that big scrum and you think they're
fighting on on the inside there, but you don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 12 (39:50):
No, exactly.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Now, our producer car When as a book top girly
at Carhenry.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
She does her reviews and she has a question for you.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
She wants to what scene you're most excited for the
book fans to see the people that have read the book,
loved the book, and are now going to watch the show.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
It's a lot of those.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
There's a lot of those.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
I mean, I would say karaoke isao are really Yeah,
carried book fans will be ready to show up for
that one.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah, did you guys got a karaoke in yourself?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Because I'm somewhat of an expert out everyone, I haven't
done a lot of it. I need to work on
my karaoke skills. Hailey tells you what you're doing wrong
in your ear as you're trying to sing. Well, I'm
just trying to help you know.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I did a little bit of singing coaching back in
the day, and so Vaughan was errendously flat.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
I was just trying to help you out. Yeah, twelve drinks.
Time to coach someone how to sing?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah, well I could if you ever plan on coming
to New Zealand and if you've been before, but I
could love to.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, we would love to come maybe, babe.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
No, No, it's it's the top of my list. It's
one of the places I've really really got to go to.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I really want to see.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
It looks beautiful out there if I hear the karaoke
is like a little more complicated.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
But it's complicated, but you'll leave the country a bit
of karaoke singer Belmont, right, So that's really a good.

Speaker 9 (41:13):
Ben Yeah, fantastic. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Have you guys received much interaction and feedback from fans
already a heat of a heat of this being released.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
I would say, yes, yeah, this is the most attention
I've gotten for a project I've done before it came out.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
There are yeah, pretty large margins, so pretty crazy.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
I remember I got recognized twenty four hours after the
cost and announcement came.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Out, which was insane. So it's like there's a lot
of people excited about it, which is really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I love that. It's also like one of my favorite
tropes is like opposites attract. But would you say that.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Your opposites you seem like you're yeah, yeah, you guys
seem like really we.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Definitely have departures in taste when it comes to certain things.
But no, I wouldn't just describe us as opposuitey.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
Yeah, I think, yeah, we definitely same sense of humor.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
We're I was going to say, I was going to
see you guys feel like sort of siblings, but I
it's wrong to say that, so I won't. Well, thank
you guys so much, Thank you so much for chatting
to us. We're very excited about the show, which is
out today.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Thank you guys, The z N podcast Networks, Real Play,
en Fleshorn.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
It's Wednesday and it is the thirteenth, and we just
thought it was time for a wingley tingling. When you
thought that, we just collectively, as a group, mostly the
women involved in the show, thought let's wingle.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
It's not even Friday the thirteenth, it's Wednesday, and it's
like when it's Friday the thirteenth, it's Black Friday. Yeah,
when it's when it's Wednesday the thirteenth, it's wing.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
If you just joined the show, this is a signal
the show where we want to hear all of your
unexplained ghosty, alieny, which crafty stories that have happened to
you be unexplained?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, ghost we branch out to aliens here at Wingley Tangley.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Absolutely been probbed in the butt by an alien mate
window Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
How are they there? If you've been probbed in the
butt by an alien? Yeah? Absolutely? I mean so this
is a segment where if you've experienced something.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Paranormal, unexplainable, ghosty, haunted.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Something that makes you go wingle, tangle up the spine
normally makes my eyes roll.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yet position that's called position that is a demon possessing
your body?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Is it? And that's the whole point?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
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Speaker 4 (43:50):
I really want to see another guyst having seen one
in my life, as if the next one is not
as friendly, even better, what a.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Great yarn I'll have? Someone said, have I got a
story for you? Too long to text? Well? Seven six sex.
The girls will be giving you a folk.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
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dolls in nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Well your spooky unexplainable stories please wow.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah, that's perfect. All that's perfect.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Okay, this is Wingley Tingly Wednesday, where we take all
of your unexplainable ghosty, spooky wookie stories that are going
to make us go oh Wingley Tangley.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Someone's accused us of plagiarism. Polline Grant used to do us.
They gifted it to us in their will. Oh did they? Yeah? God,
the radio, Well when hang it over the show inherit?
I haven't read that.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, no, it's lovely. Ricky joins us. Good morning, Ricky,
good morning.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
How are you really good? What's your weird Tingly Wingley story?

Speaker 12 (44:49):
So we moved into this new house on a farm.
It was quite old, and my daughter had andromag was
quite fearfully from there. So we've got these walkie talkies
organized and we were playing with them over the day. Anyway,
I wake up in the middle of the night, just
like mum, Mum. I jumped out a bit and I
ran down to her room and she's fast asleep, and

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the walkie talkies.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Off no.

Speaker 8 (45:15):
Talk.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I was like, there's something creepy about static white noise.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Do you ever watch that horror movie White Noise? Back then?

Speaker 13 (45:21):
God?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
It gave me nice well recky as two people worn
who have played with road workers with walkie talkies, very
easy to get on.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Someone's frequency changed, which which changes stop go sign?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Do you just have the one child or was there
more than one child in the house?

Speaker 12 (45:38):
Oh, no, there's three, but there's definitely no one else
on the frequency.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Some cheky buggers got themselves a third walkie talking. It
sounds like there's a third talking. Someone's on the channel.
You got to switch channels, right.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I think it's Wingley Tingly and that in the house. Recky,
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Let's go to Nadia and Nadia, what's your weird Tingly
Wingley Wednesday story?

Speaker 13 (45:58):
Hi, When my dad passed away, we were sitting around
trying to make funeral arrangements and we were wondering where
we should make his final resting place. So his mum
was buried at Paria Cemetery, so we were like, oh,
probably there, but oh maybe we should go closer to home,
like not really sure kind of thing, And then were

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sat there and a piece of newspaper flew up over
a six foot fence like wasn't a particularly.

Speaker 12 (46:26):
Windy day or anything, made its way inside.

Speaker 13 (46:29):
And then the cat who was absolutely in love with
him but hated everyone else, came.

Speaker 12 (46:34):
And lay on this piece of paper.

Speaker 13 (46:36):
And my husband got up and was like, oh, what's
she on kind of thing and went to have a look,
and she was lying on an.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Ad for Paria Cemetery.

Speaker 13 (46:46):
What you can explain that one away?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (46:55):
I'm very sorry to hear about your father, But this
is a brilliant story, isn't it.

Speaker 13 (47:01):
We have to talent to you guys the next time
it's on and get in the car at the right time.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
This morning, I'm giving that caller of the week, are
you yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Okay, Well where'd you bi your dad? I was hoping
you'd gone against his wishes?

Speaker 3 (47:21):
No caller of the week where the chemists warehouse price
back for you? Home of the biggest brands at the
lowest price as well done?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Will send that out amazing. These are really good. My
three year old before we went on his first plane trip,
he said, I don't want to go on a plane.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
The last time I did. The plane crashed and they
never found my body. Weird ship and everyone wants to
believe their kids something's special. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I was through the forest with my sister on my
back and a peggy back. I tripped over a tree
roote and fell. I remember having the distinct feel that
I was going to die. I opened my eyes.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
I was hovering three inches above the ground with my
sister still on my back, and then I just put
my hands down and I got.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Up like nothing happened. I had no do it on me,
completely convinced that someone or something was there and it
protected me.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
How bizarre, Anonymous, what's your story for weird Tingley Wingley Wednesday?

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Hi, I was at home by myself. My father was
out hunting and I was just hanging out some treadins
inside and a shoe prone from my hallway into my kitchen.
What hell, It was pretty insite, just like you know
how shoes are like that sustinctive down when they hit
the ground. Yeah, it was crazy, And so then I

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bolted and left the house with my mother in Law's
got my father in law to come around, thinking if
someone was.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
In my house.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
Then he left and no one was there. I came back,
and then my shoes had been like picked up, put
on the juice in the spare room. And later when
and see the medium, and it turns out that some
ancestors have come to congratulate me about my pregnancy.

Speaker 12 (49:06):
But they couldn't could they not have.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Just done a card like a cannon or something like that.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
They would have been like moving knives and forks then
like all sorts. But I just didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Ye, honestly, Anonymous, who throws a shoe? What's that?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
When he throws a shoe? Anonymous? Think you keep your
tis coming in nine six nine sex. This is this
is why I do radio things like that. I love
I love it so much.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Your Wingley Tangley's spooky, unexplainable story because because I.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
I believe it. Will you say you've seen a guy?
I don't say I've seen a guy. You believe it?
Believe women. I have seen it. I've seen a guy's
with the clearest of eyes. And I how do you
You can't explain it.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I don't believe in the afterlife. And yet there he
was dribbling next to me, dribbling. He was dribbling and
weeping and dribbling but there would be so.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Sad you you get to be a ghost and you're
just like, oh man, I'll let you're a depressed yeah,
dribbling forever tissue.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
What kind of ghost did you be?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
You'd be a pervy one day, you'd be a ghost
of Jim Showers, people getting changed, and then you see
whistles and dribbling.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Nothing turned back around? Whoops, you've dropped something.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
My three huldre used to love getting us to all
sit with her in the hallway with all the doors shut.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
So I was pitch black, no idea why. And then
one time she just randomly said, Mom, you need to leave.
My friend's going to hurt you.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Do you misbelieve I got out of there. She's never
asked us to sit there in the dark again. Yeah,
I was worried about kid. I'd be worried about that kid. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I was walking the Milford Track and started out before
everyone else on the last morning. I've been walking for
about an hour when I heard someone coming up behind
me on the track. I turned around and to a
man walking behind me. I stepped off the track to
let him pass, and I waited for what felt like
minutes when I turned back around, there was no one there.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
I've heard similar.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Multiple sound stories from the Milford track about the Milford
track ghosts, oh.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
No, Milford track goes, that's awful you In the middle
of the push, I was taking my four month old
son for a walk in the family's garden walk where
my husband's nana's ashes are spread through, and I clearly
heard someone say, who's that behind me?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
No, somebody put nana back together. How she's not humpy,
dumpy mate? The king sources, No, but she's been dehydrated.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
That's her physicaleah rehydrate form, all right, what soak it
in water and plumps?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
When my mum was in her final days, I mentioned
for her when she saw Dad again, to say to
thank Dad for my car parks. If I was in
a busy car park area, I'd ask Dad for a
car park, and then I'd find a car park. Okay,
always first time I look for a car park. After
month passed, they were two car parks side by side.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Just sounds like not a very busy mole. You know.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I call that white man arrogance. I'm just like, of
course he's gonna be close apart.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
The world sorts me out, and then a do does it?
How's the white man arrogance going for you?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Not always great? Still find a park, though, still in
a park? Not always great? Still in a park.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
When I was a kid, I used to wake up
in the nights sitting up and talking to someone, having
full blown conversations using words I shouldn't be able to
say or pronounce yet I was four years old. Every
night after oil smears would be running down the wall.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
What kind of a well olive extraverged? I'd hope it's
a solid coconut, solidified by the morning. My daughter is three.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
We live across the road from a rest time Okay,
my daughter always points at the rest home and says,
look at all the ghosts over there.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
But old people do look like ghosts. They are great,
They're went great.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
In the.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
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Speaker 4 (53:13):
Worn and Hailey, We're very excited about our next scuse.
Don't have we ever had a forensic scientist in the studio.
Not many crimes have been committed.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Was a Leper a forensic scientist before she was sick?
Es our second only after Juwe Liper. Reuben Miller joins us.
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Now you are a forensic scientist, and but you've also
written a book called and this is the titles, Amazing
the Blood says otherwise.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Yeah, I those all those things are true. It's life.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
I will not lie to our listeners, rebon. So you've
written this book after it two decades of working as
a forensic scientist.

Speaker 14 (53:51):
Yeah, twenty twenty two years at the front lines. And
I'm still a forensic scientist. So that's sort of twenty
six years in counting.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
So do you work like for the police or like,
how does it work? The I work for a place
called ESR right now known as PHF, which my friend works,
but she works in the drugs.

Speaker 14 (54:09):
Yeah, and the drugs. Yeah, that's how we refer to
it blood. Well, mix the two and you've got something.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
The story.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
So if there's a crime, the police would call you,
guys call it or the or the the lawyers get
you to test the evidence.

Speaker 14 (54:28):
No, so es I has the the forendsic contract with
the police. Police sort of run the scene and then
call us. And when how can I say they can't
handle it anymore?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Do you put on the put on the hearing it
and all the.

Speaker 14 (54:44):
Yeah, the hairnet, face mask and that sort of that
boiler suit that sort of feels like a bit of
a conservatory.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
It's yeah, it's pretty horrible to have to yell at
some rocky cops that's stood on the evidence of my way.
It does happen.

Speaker 14 (54:57):
Yeah, yeah, like the TV show, asserting authority is not
always the most comfortable, but it has done.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
So you do blood spatter analysis?

Speaker 14 (55:05):
Is that one of your bloodstained pattern analysis is one
of my areas of expertise.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Wow, so it was a left handed person with a
blood force objects? Yeah, yeah, in the library who was
left handed?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Yeah. Our TV shows like CSI and all these comp
shows and movies, are they the bane of your existence?

Speaker 14 (55:24):
I'm in their entertainment, right, but you know, in reality
is not entertaining. So yeah, I appreciate what they're doing,
but it's basically pretty people solving crimes way too quickly.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yes, essentially that has created an unrealistic expectation right when
it comes to the to public, expecting you to find
the criminal within a day or forty minutes.

Speaker 14 (55:47):
YEA has credited Yeah, yeah, I mean they named an
effect after CSI, called the CSI effect, And it's real,
you know, it does feedback to us and we think, man,
we've already got to get these results with a couple
of hours.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Yeah, but that's not actually true four to six weeks.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
What's your favorite part of the job, because, like, I'm
not sure there's lots of art bits that you detest
about a job like this that's so f on.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
But do you have a thing that you're like, oh,
I love getting into this.

Speaker 14 (56:14):
Yes, yes, I mean you have mentioned blood stained pattern
analysis already, and I think you know, standing in front
of quite an elaborate display on the wall and really
really going there, but the actually then being able to
reconstruct the crime and sort of go okay. So that's
probably how it went down. It's pretty satisfying.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
How do you.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Mentally remove yourself because I remember one my dad's best
friends was a cop for years and he talked about,
you know, like you take it home and you're still
a human. How do you mentally remove your like human
reaction to seeing blood to then going okay, this is
the job and now I've got to.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
You know, to be helpful.

Speaker 14 (56:54):
Yeah, I mean we use that word that's a bit fake,
I think, called compartmentalization, which actually is avoidance and suppression.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Yeah, so that's obviously not really expert at that. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (57:04):
Yeah, I think that's how it went down. You know,
as the career went on, it was harder and harder
for me to do that. Yeah, to be honest, Yeah,
yeah it must be. I just can't imagine what that
would be. Like do you have a wife or a
partner or anything, Like I have a wife and two
older teenage kids now, yeah, and you've got to go
home and be and then switch off and go what
do I do now? Yeah, because I can't bring those

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stories home. No, well, you know, the funny ones. I can,
but it's not that many.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:31):
Now, if you're far between in your field, I didny ones.
It has has changed since you got involved, like as
a technology advanced, so you can do things now that
you couldn't do back then.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
And yeah, I mean in the crime scene lab not
so much.

Speaker 14 (57:45):
But you know, I'm in DNA's everything now and so
but it's a massive two edged swords. So the more
sensitive the technology gets, the more the more difficult it
is explain all those DNA profiles that we find, you know,
and the more care we have to take at the
scene to not contaminate it ourselves.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Wow, I just yeah, it kind of what part of
you as a young boy when this is where I'm
hitting Because we went to like arts of schools, you
know what I mean. We're like someone told me I
was funny once and now I'm going to make that
my career.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I don't. I always liked catching people out in the lie.

Speaker 14 (58:21):
Yeah, and you know, and snooping around and sort of
you know, how can I how can I be a
bit of a junior sleuth? And that always fascinated me,
and watching watching crime shows, I thought, Man, I've got
to do some of that.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Yeah, do you look at historically famous cases, Let's say,
for example, this is going to excite producer Shon Sean
Benet Ramsay, and do your own external analysis on on
what you think might have happened.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, I mean we we do.

Speaker 14 (58:50):
We watch true crime, my wife and I and and
occasional she turns to me and goes, is that a
fair cop?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
And I just turned to and said, no, it's not
about the owl. What was on the stick? Michael Peterson?
Do you like, what are your thoughts on? There was
There was no way it was an owl. There's no
way that was.

Speaker 14 (59:04):
I mean, it's interesting, it's not it wasn't an owl,
you know, and basically a colleague of and I this
is amazing what you can get on the net, you know,
especially with US cases. So you can get the full
autopsy photos that the photos of the stairwell, and.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
It's like it's pretty obvious what went down. Yeah, you know,
and smashed her on the head. Yeah, pretty much, you know. Yeah,
he pictures and book two by.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
The way, really okay, because there was another one recently.
I just read the book The Golden State Keller and
then they rocked up to the old man's house and
arrested them after DNA evidence.

Speaker 14 (59:39):
Yeah, I think that was a here left yeah, in
some associated evidence. Yeah, it's it's spectacular what it can do.
I mean, DNA doesn't go anywhere if it's preserved.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
In the tubes.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
To find out if we're brown enough, do you know
what I mean? Like we're spending our DNA.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I see my DNA off to Ireland to some people
and then they'll get me a favor committed, would you say,
if you're brown enough? Yeah, we like to sort of
see if we've got some more signing rather Scottish and
around then they'll say, oh, there's been a change Hawaiian
and on the potential for the tattoos that they could then.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Do you think that it's a bit like we shouldn't
be doing that and just giving our not that I'm
even hand on heart, Laura Biding, I do not intend
to ever commit a crime.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
But are they're going to use my DNA?

Speaker 14 (01:00:31):
Well, they're already using it, so ancestry and me, I
mean they're they're using it in a way. Basically, your
ancestors are stitching you up, you know. I mean, you
know it's called familial DNA and they do this formally,
but they, you know, especially in the US where it's
a bit loose, they're going into these databases and solving crimes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I could just talk to you for hours, like just
tell us about the book, because that's why you're here.
So the Blood Seas Otherwise, is your book that's just
been released, Like is it a book four people who
just love true crime or people who want to get
into this career or is it kind of for everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
It's it's a peak behind the curtain.

Speaker 14 (01:01:06):
Yeah, it's it's a peak behind the curtain. It's for everyone,
and it's also a bit of a warning and a
reality check. So it's you know, there's because we love
a bit of plot, we love a bit of you know,
titulating narrative, we love all that stuff. And also there's
some stories that really need to be told underneath all that.
So yeah, it's it's it has some dark humor as

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we need it to a crime scenes, so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
It's reflected in the book.

Speaker 14 (01:01:30):
But you know, it started off at stories and then
it became something a little more reflective.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I guess you would say, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
I'm absolutely amused. But as I say, we could just
see here for hours being like what about that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
What about that? Tell us that?

Speaker 14 (01:01:43):
And and the bloodstaining on the cover. The designer from
Melbourne pushed it through in its three it's all three D.
It's embossed.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Texture.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I thought you were going to say, it's actually the
bloodstain from this famous or something like that.

Speaker 14 (01:01:59):
No, that's a bloodstain. That's very hard to explain. I
don't know where they got it from, but you know,
I mean being a blood steam pattern. Actually it doesn't
make it doesn't entirely make sense. But that's cool too,
because you are asking questions and talking.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
About it, and I feel like you and your charms
will be the only ones that actually notice that. Well,
Ruben Miller, thank you so much for coming in and
joining us. The book is called The Blood Seas. Otherwise
it's out now over you buy your books.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Thank you so much. Very fascinating past Network plays.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
It ends Fletch Fornon Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
I mean when you post things online sometimes you get
some roade comments right, and people have their opinion and
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I love to receive it all.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I have never experienced anything like co labbing on a
post with Ershalla Carlson, our beloved successful Carlson. Sosha's a
show that is ABC in Australia. It's called Ursul.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
It's a skitch comedy show based on some of her
stand up stories.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I was going to say, because you've filmed some of
the stuff with her win last year last year, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Last year yeah. End of luss All summer, also the
return of the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Skits show, Love It Lave a skitch show. So it's
been rolling out episodically over in Australia and she's been
sharing clips online. She messaged me the day and she
was like co lab with me on the post like
she invited me, and I was like, oh yeah, yeah, okay,
co labed it. And it's a sketch in which she
plays a self help writer and who rips apart the

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male robins let them theory and hers is her book
is called head but a Emma Effer in the Mouth. Okay, okay,
and I play the podcast interviewer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Okay. And I was like great.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
And then every day, every day, all these comments and
you know, famous people, Chelsea Handler, you know, made a
comment love Chelsea Handler and yeah, yeh yeah, like you know,
there's's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
We forget.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
And then I just cannot believe the amount of comments
that people think it's a real podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
And people have been slandering me for being one of
the worst interviewers they've ever seen. They call me out.
It's a character. It's a character. One of my purpose
fly called Uzailah to like go, you know, I don't
know how to say her name. The comments were just like,
don't you research, you hadn't read. I was like, oh wow,
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
At the end of the sketch spoiler alert, Ursula does
head but me in the face because I call her
out for plagiarism on her book, and people were.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Like, why are we applauding violence? Why are we pulling
violence like this? This should never be made on the internet.
Another person was saying that I completely missed the mark
as an interviewer.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
This is a terrible is because it's also shared by ABC. Yes, yes,
it makes it seem like it's an actual podcast. Sam,
It's like yeah, and it shot like, yeah, I'm just
watching it now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
I'm just lady. Did not comprehend the point of the
let Them theory. You clearly didn't read the book at all.
Oh my god, it's so brilliant. It's a sketch show. Yeah, yeah,
this is terrible. Women sitting on other women. You've got
to support each other.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
But as just the author of let Them stole that
poem from blah blah blah, we should be talking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
It's aid one hundred and sixty one hundred and forty
five thousand likes, it's currently sitting at three and a
half thousand comments.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Yeah, and like two points something million views. And I
just have never been part, you know, because I'm directly
getting this as a co labor all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
The comments like these messages all the time. Is wild
out there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
It's like blowing up your phone and people don't know
it's it's comedy, it's it's fake.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Clearly hasn't done no research. This is absolute bullshirt and
let them. Are they going to screen the show in
New Zealand?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
I should text her and find out. It's so funny,
it's so good. I mean, you should just go on
Urshula's instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
She's been sharing heaps of kind of abbreviated clips of
it online, including our one, the self help one, and
it's just just people out there that don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Plays that ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, day, day, dude, dude,
it's grass week here at Fact of the Day.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
Ah, and I've been loving it. I've been seeing some
videos we talked about the airport grass being cut to
a certain length. I had a message from Jayden, who
works at the place that makes the mowers, and he's like,
I heard you get a bixcited about one twenty mil
grass uniformed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Send me a video of the grass the tractor. Well,
the grass industry is really amped for this this week.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Yeah, can you tell me that that's lovely?

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
That wide moor two and it's about a seven meters
spread on that bed a lot of shed Tizzy tickle,
We got.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
What grass is he coming there? That's the grass at
the Hamilton Airport. That's the love that's the grass that
the insects don't like, and so the birds don't come
to eat the insects.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
I mean, go and find the podcast. I'm not I'm
not repeating myself in Entilan today catchup? Where will I
find that? I can find that at iHeart? No, just iHeart? Yeah,
where have your podcast? That is a KPI?

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
We ring the KPI about well, today's as a quickie
because we're running a little bit late today. Things that
are technically grass, okay, bamboo, people think it's a worded
timber or building material.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
It's the fastest growing plant on earth stuff or bloody
get away on you centimeters a day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
You can grow up. You don't want to get you
don't want to plant that any When.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
You have property, Oh my pop, my Popper's property was
just riddled and you just cut.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
It tour and then it starts. It's yuck.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
It's used to scaffolding flooring, furniture, but technically a grass
that's you can't put it through a Yeah. Have you
been in Southeast Asia or like countries and you just
see scaffolding or things being held up with the thick bamboo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Yeah, it's wild. Yeah. And the dude climbing the bamboo
scaffoldings were in jandles.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
Yeah, police, he's playing with the lead. Sugar cane is
also a grass. It's the world's sweetest grass. That's most
of the world refined sugar. It's a grass, corn and maize.
It's America's most planted crop. The basis of the gross
high gross corn syrup. If an animal feed, it's everywhere
corner a technically a grassy lemon grass. Kind of knew

(01:08:12):
that the name is. You've seen it when it hasn't
been like it's like, yeah, it grows like a grass.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I haven't seen it growing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I've bought sticks of lemon grass, yeah, but I haven't
seen it in the earth.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Citronella this mosquedo repellent. It comes in a coil.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Well, it gets moody and then they get the cit
and wheat, rice, barley, oats, rice, saug and millet and teeth.
Every life of bread, bowl of porridge, pint of beer.
It's all been made of grass.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Grass. We're even wearing a lot of grass.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
That's part of our five plus a day. Then well, yeah,
we did say not, we're not doing that well enough.
Grasses are one of the green and one of the
five pluses a day. So today's fact of the day
is there's a ton of stuff that's actually technically grass.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Fact of the day A day, day, day?

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
Do do do?

Speaker 8 (01:09:10):
Do?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
I want to know right now, what was the moment
that the penny dropped that you win I'm going to
leave my partner now X. Maybe it was a catalyst,
maybe it was something that you saw or whatever. Because
there was a woman who was reading Akata a Card
of Thorns and Roses. Now we know this has been
one of the most popular fantasy romance novels of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
She was reading the book and she went, there are
traits in Tamlin who that my partner has. This is
a guy character in the She said.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
The penny dropped when one night she was sick and
she realized, I don't think he's going to be able
to help me. He's not the right person to be
able to help me, which mirrored a scene in the book.
She was like, she's just like him, and then she's
tart to think about all these traits that she didn't want,
and she went that was the moment I went, oh,
if I feel this way about him having read Akata,
I'm going to be I've got to end.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
The character in the book is more caring or is toxic.
He's a little bit toxic, right, so he was a
toxic one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Yeah, And she was like, oh, I've seen a scene
like this where the female character needed him and he
didn't step up in the right way. And she was like,
this is exactly what's happening right now. Wow, I've seen
this in Akata now a while ago. There are other
versions of this right where women are reading these fantasy
novels and men are online a being like it's unrealistic,
and one romance author Tessa Bailey came out she said,

(01:10:30):
we know it's fantasy, We're aware that this is all
make up, but asking for thoughtfulness and consideration isn't unrealistic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Thank you? Correct, that's not fiction.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Yeah, but maybe it was you'd seen a movie and
you went, actually, it's a pattern.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Or just something that they did and you're like, you
know what, that's a straw that has straw broken.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Mike Emil's back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Aiden's just message and she's furious you've described him as
a little bit toxic.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Ah be for real, Blake, sayd how it is. He's toxic.
He's very toxic.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Listened upon the advice of Flitch reads at flitch reads
on Instagram, flitch listens sorry, flitch listens, and Carwen reads
yes at flitch listens.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Yes. Carwen helped me read the second one, but the
first one I listened.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
To, yes, so very toxic, very toxic. She was like, well,
I've got a toxic boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
We're reading it being like he's toxic.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
God is toxic, and real life boyfriend starts doing similar behaviors.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
She's like, oh, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Okay, well give us a call. I ain't dars at him.
Ticks through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
What was the moment the penny dropped that you realized
I'm going to leave my partner some messages.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
And I was living with them and it wasn't going great.
But then he turned up with sushi for lunch and
had all the stuff I don't like in it, and
I was like, oh, he doesn't even know me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
You don't even know me. It doesn't even know. I
don't do tuner bro, I'm not. Some people are real
and sushi.

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
I don't sushi. And he says that like like a
raw y sushi. Move it up, mayonnaise tuna.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
No, I had tuna shoshimi the other day, beautiful, but
tuneaman shoes shoshi is something.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Either way. My ex husband Ate couldn't stand it any longer,
left him after ten years. Say that again, the way
he ate.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
Oh what, there's a name for that, mysophobia. Yeah, but
it might not have been the noise inness he might
have been. It might about it might have been anything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
I love that after ten years, you're like ate when
he ate wear he ate. But that's just everything about
them gives you the act. That's a sign you shouldn't
be with them. When I washed his shoes in the dishwasher,
that was when I was like, that's it, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
Wait, no, that's the thing people do that. When I
googled his life expectancy, I was like, I probably shouldn't
be doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Final straw was being left in hospital for a week
after having had three surgeries to my hand because my
cat bit me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Came on, wait, I'm sorry your cat? What do you
have a mountain lion? No? They you know, cats scratches
and bites and sometimes they can give us crazy threes
surgery and was in the hospital for a week. He
visited once once. I'm sorry you're there every day on
You're bringing food, flowers, care, Get rid of them. Keep
your texts coming at nine six nine sex, I'll wait

(01:13:11):
hundred times. At the moment you knew I'm going to
leave my partner, we want to know right now, what
was the catalyst? What was the penny the straw that
dropped and broke the back?

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
I could bind two of the piggyback camel the piggyback
camel bank that made you realize I'm going to leave
my relationship. There's a woman read Akatar and realized that
her partner is basically the toxic lead male character.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
So what was the moment that's fin message. I just
had my daughter. That depends on you. That's horrible.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
I just had my daughter, and my midwife gave me
two boxes of condoms, twelve and each.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
After six months, I checked one of the boxes and
they had gone from twelve to seven, and then the
following month it was down to three. We weren't doing it,
but sometimes I met great water bombs. Just sort of
play with bons party balloons, pop for them with water
and see how big they can get. So the next
time someone says, oh, it's uncomfortable, I'm too big, No
you're not harm.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
What are you the size of my thigh? I got
eight leads in this. Yeah, put it.

Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
The moment was when he read a five minute long
letter at our counseling session and telling me all the
ways he had changed for the better and the previous
three months after twenty one years of being a piece.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Yeah, oh my god, it just came nine two five,
Oh my god. I used to have to stand at them.
Oh yeah. I used to have to stand at the.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Bathroom door to watch until my boyfriend got a clean
wipe from his poo, because I'd constantly find massive poos
stones in his sundays, just too long and it can't
be bothered.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Sometimes it was like wiping a sharp peep. Yeah, that's
just there.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Was a man of few words, but one day he said,
sometimes it's my wife and the sharp and well after.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
I always remember that when sometimes you're there and you're like, still.

Speaker 6 (01:14:54):
Going on, damn it still going. She goes on to
say sometimes it took too long and he couldn't be bothered.
After doing this for a couple of months with no success,
I knew I needed to get rid of them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
So she tried to toilet train her growing old male
FuG partner.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
I couldn't do it. We love a reno, you know,
we love a doo up, and we love to just
help me grow, you know, in small ways. I'm not
teaching you how to wipe your own butt, mate, because
you're bored. Yeah, get a wet wipe.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Get what I'm meddle in Sammy's wetwipes on. You don't
flush that though, don't flush it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
It goes.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
The needs a liner, the bends, a linerp line the
bin um. When he suggested we have a baby, and
my ally McBeal voice and a monologue said you're the
last person I want to reproduce with.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
I was like, ah, I can put up with us,
but not my cat. Yeah yeah, wow, just as mom
on the lips. Now my family kisses on the lips, okay, And.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
It's a huge. It's a huge.

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
How are you I needed to end it. We're living
together and it wasn't going well. One afternoon on the
radio and had to dance with the dog to a song.
He lost that saying you love the dog more than
you love me. Turns out he was correct.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Did you get the dog in the separation? Gosh, no way,
I think so. It sounds like that I'll keep the
dog too. Yep, last few words of that one. Um.
Somebody said.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
When he started being uncharacteristically nice to me and sent
flowers to my work, I was like, h checked around,
Sure enough, he've been cheating on me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Oh for four years?

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Oh no, she was in the four year relationship. I
stayed for two years too long? Yeah, life short, guys,
life is sure. Yeah. When he left me in Australia
with three kids, no money.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Oh yes, in the moment you're realistening in my mind,
have already left by jerk of her husband? Oh that
sounds like so you haven't, but you haven't didn't care
when our daughter's cat died, he mowsed the lawns without
a catcher.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Sorry what, I'm sorry? What divorce immediately? Sorry? Who hasn't
mowed the lawns or the catcher? So it's a mess.
Excuse use wine to catcher. You pick up the grass
and stop whispering. People can't hear that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
Hear me, this just doesn't pick up the dog ship
before moment and looks okay, and dogshore with a wheelmark
through it often, Yeah, and smelly work clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
I've been I've been out on the prow as you know,
and there are wonderful people out there. Use a catcher,
such a low bar. Shower and shower, Oh my god,
so hot, so many of them. Shower someone did you
read the Canada one?

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
My then boy because I kind of thought that he
had done the work for them and leaving the relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
My then boyfriend moved to Canada. He went ahead of
me because we're going to make this big move together.
He got the job, sit up the house for us
and all of that, and then I just didn't hear
from him for a week, and then he caught.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
He was like, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
I've met someone and we're getting married and she's basically
the Canadian version of me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
What after a week, I feel like I feel like
he might have had that one prepared earlier. Yeah, you know,
like on cooking shows when they've already baked the that
out from under the bin.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
And it's perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:18:12):
Yeah, it's all finished, all the decorations, everything. I found
this little black book with all the people had slept
with over five years were together.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
And it wasn't and a woman I was three months
pregnant at the time. Oh, a little bit of a
bisnactual a bisnactual bisneactual around around being all buy in there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
New term you turn, the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Great term needwork plays it ends Flitch and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
Do we have a mouse out there that's not attention
to being used by a person trying to do a
job in a in a constructive way to help run
a radio station. Okay, producer, she's having a little looky
because I don't use the mount I don't even remember
the last time I used a properly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Always I use a mouse every day to press play
on the songs or the mouse. I use a mouse
on my desktop computer at home, but here I do too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Yep. Otherwise it's all track pad. You just push the
buttons with your fingers because there's no touchscreen. Okay, here's
a mouse. Okay, here's a mouse. Doesn't never uspe no, no, no, no,
no no, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Going to do it unplugged. Okay, listen to this. It's
going to feel good. I'm going to try to click
this as fast as I can.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
That's pretty fast. That's pretty fast. Do you want to
try sure there's a reason behind this? Okay, so slow?
Oh man, you're so slow? Did you used to do
it with a stop watch to see how stop trag in?

Speaker 8 (01:19:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yours is so slow. I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning audibly.
I'm winning. You're half lesbian, so I'm the better one.
I've been doing it longer, So you're half lesbian. I
won't say hard from living on. Yeah, yeh Lebanese.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Well we're not in Lebanon. We're actually a stanbull and
eighteen year old.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
His name is yeargos Are Slum. Okay yearox an eighteen
year old from Turkey. I think he needs to be named.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
He's a Guinness World record holder officially okay, yeox Arslam
from Turkey. He used a Logitech g pro x two
super Strike.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Is that one of those gaming Yeah, Logitech, that is
the log Tich g pro x two super Strike American.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
That's why I was just slowly then, because I was
just using a standard down an old o. What's there's
a three hundred and twenty dollars mouse. Oh yeah, the
gamers don't miss around. They've got all there. It's a
wireless gaming mouse.

Speaker 11 (01:20:53):
Three.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Yeah, that's not so okay?

Speaker 10 (01:20:57):
What is?

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
We can go back on this because so so there's
a great video. You should look it up online. It
is the official Guinness World Record for most mouse clicks
in a minute, right, and he won with seven hundred
and sixty clicks in sixty seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
So he's going tennessee over ten a seconds. And you
know how I'm You can see my finger bouncing. Yep.
He doesn't even like the moving. They see the buttons.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
But the button must be better on that mouse because
that button the park and a thin sheet of glass
can flex a tiny bit as you click enough so
the strain gauges can detect the clack.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
So he says, like vibrating his finger so that he
he's not lifting it. The specialist hardware did. That's actually
I think he's speaking lesbian there. I didn't anticipate you'd
be as good as that. He was a low bar mate,
we'll put it with a low bar for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
So, yes, the hardware helped, right, they see on this
for this record, but he also broke a record for
a standard office mouse of five hundred and fifty cleks
and sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Wow at the difference between like a gaming.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Mouse and an office Yeah. But when you watch the video,
I mean, I like when you close heaps of tads
once and get read and they all close down. It's
kind of good. There's a lot of mouse clicks, there's
a lot of mouse claques. I thought we'd enjoy this
little story from Turkey.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Somebody said, my dog's name is mouse. She's losing her
mind because he keeps saying your name.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Mouse, Mouse, Mouse, mossy Mouse. Want to go for a walk?
You want to treat? Oh that was made of me.
I'm sorry, but a dog walkies. No, No, don't say that. No, guys,
time for the dog mousey set I know you now.
I'm telling it angry tone because of your behavior. Mouse.

(01:22:49):
Who's at the door. Who's at the door? Mouse? Courier?
Oh it's a courier. Mousey plays it? Wan Now from you,
dear lovely listener.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
If there's a little thing your neighbor does that really
irks you, not a big thing like a little thing
like I remember living in a flat and every morning
the guy would drive down the road the driveway, the
sheer driveway, and it would just annoy me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
The crime which they're just going to work. Yeah, but
it was just like do you have to Yeah? I
know what you mean. Do you have to do? You
have to go to you? Do you do have to do?

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
And it would just I mean my neighbors we share
a driveway. Houses are quite close together, like slim properties.
And I get up at I leave before five am.
You think they're like me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Probably not. They were there first. They're probably like does
she have to go to work? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, and
still parties on the weekends.

Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
The reason I want to know this is because and
this was actually quite like serious that a man was
charged with the salt in Queenstown after taking exception to
his neighbor's coughing on Saturday night like it just had
enough and then it ended up in an argument and
confronted him. I believe it was at ten thirty at night.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
We've got it on cop after nine. You please stand
never a Sunday afternoon, Never on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Yes, And so went to the unit next door and confronted,
the man began punching and kicking the victim as soon
as he was trying to pat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
It out of his back. You know, like are you choking?

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Maybe, so he's appearing in court and rightly so, like
you don't just go over and punch your neighbor. You know,
we have to live in each other's spaces, but you
do have to put up with things like in an
apartment sometimes you hear people on the wooden floors.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Yeah, sometimes they're playing I'm mister Brightside.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
All right song. We did have someone living in our
apartment building. Like the bass guitar. Oh, and those go
through the wall, yes, the bass.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
The back, my back. Neighbors, they're teenagers learning the drums.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
Now it's been three years of learning and rhythmically, I
feel we're just not you know, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
It's not in you. It's not Maybe we're more of
a singer if it's not in you after three years,
it's not you, it's not in you. So this is
what we want to know. Text in nine six nine six,
eight hundred dollars at end, Do you want the small
thing that your neighbor does it not? Yes? Wild, it
just gets Maybe it's the time they mow their lawns.

(01:25:19):
I've just got to win lotto. What is the little
thing that your neighbor does? It absolutely drives your bond
tails you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Not the big things, the little thing No no, no,
not like you know, stole all your plants and you
know drive away.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Yeah no, just the little things that rond your gears.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
We are sending this on Instagram, this spectrum of like
annoying to absolutely inconsequential for you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Try not to worry about it. Yeah, is there bounces
a basketball once my child's gone to bed. Oh that's
a very annoying, so annoying.

Speaker 6 (01:25:49):
Empty their food scraps loudly at ten pm and they
bang one bin onto the other bin.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Oh okay, smokes on his patio.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
I can hear them coughing and haking up spit while
I'm still in bed. They have massive trees, but they
don't pick up their leaves and they blow all into
my yard. What's their bend right against the driveway, so
you can't never opens the curtains, and I know that
place stinks.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Never opens open. It doesn't impact me, That's what I'm saying.
They use their fire pit at night and know fine,
a time that night. It's lovely time, lovely time.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
They put covers over their wing mirrors. Every time they
park up their car drives me and what it's what
kind of car is it? It's not going to be
a flash cars to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Replace a winger. It's on like one hundred bucks or something.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
But they put covers over. It's just that's not gonna
stop getting kocked off. It's just gonna stop getting a little. Yeah,
gets at least two parcels delivered every single day. It
drives me nuts. Water what are they getting?

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Do you just walk down? Do you do you have
annoying thing your neighbors does?

Speaker 10 (01:26:50):
Yeah, they always put the water blaster on it, like
nine o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Well, the water blasting so often, I honestly don't know.
So you can see the job you work.

Speaker 10 (01:27:01):
But it makes me feel insecure, like I don't water
last enough and it's god damn andoy so loud.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Yeah right, Well they don't know the lawns, so it's
not the water the machine. But they have no pride
in their lawn They water blast all the time. Yeah,
I'm like, what are we doing on the dick?

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
It sounds like someone's something's happening on the deck and
they're getting rid of evidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, we
had a forensic scientist.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
You're kind of exciting. Actually, I don't want that next
to a house. Yeah, her on the deck. Our old
neighbor had chickens in a residential area.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Oh, I hate that, Megan. Meghan, was that about your neighbor?
The little thing that irks you, the.

Speaker 8 (01:27:44):
Fact that their car for our lawn in for what
seems like no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Especially in the fuel crisis, Meghan jokes on them. Yeah,
and then they put the.

Speaker 13 (01:27:55):
A dog out, which at about.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Five o'clock in the morning, and it just continuously. But
barking dogs is the number one right. I own dogs.
I'm shutting it down here.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
I've got a great poisonous steak on my blog recipe. Yeah,
that's really good. Chuck one of those over the fence
can make some sleepy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yeah, Meghan, my mom and I have started barking back
at the dogs from our house that I'm going to
try that tomorrow. Yes, I did get one of those,
if you can get close enough.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
I don't know how big your section is, Meghan, but
I've got one of those little things that you push
the button and the high frequency freaks the dog out.

Speaker 10 (01:28:31):
Yeah, has anyone got one of those cats so it
can stop the cats from the neighbors or pulling on
my gut garden, because honestly, I stepped.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
In the other morning. I could not get you can't
train cats to do ship? How do I get my house?
Which is poison steak recipe does on cat sand dogs?
Might have to use it? It's on my blog. I'm
using it's your blog a Llegal recipes. Thank you, Meghan.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Let's get a Michelle and Michelle. The annoying thing that
your neighbor does, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:28:59):
Every single day they come home from a long da work,
he's out on his lawn with a tiny fork, pulling
out every single individual weed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
He wants out of the house. Doesn't he?

Speaker 10 (01:29:14):
Yes any what we looked at my lawn and I
can see him thinking that my weeds are migrating to
his lawn.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
He does.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Jelan, Michelle, He's obviously got nothing better to do. Just
tell him to have at your lawn.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
You're more than welcome to deal with it. Sounds like
he would just love that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
It sounds like that's this is going to be worn
in his old age. Yes, IM going to wait a
yates a weedingford. Oh yeah, okay, right, yeh, spray, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Get rid of the weeds in your lawn. Okay, I'm
not out there picking. Will kill you lawn kills. Wait,
how does it know that the lawn is in weeds?
Because my whole lawn is weeds. It's kit Collier. Isn't
it a mix?

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Then will they will kill your whole lorn for your
lawn is nothing but a patch? Right Michelle? Thank you
some more.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
My neighbor pulls in at nine o'clock every night and
it's their horn to alert the person they live with.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
They need to swap parking spaces so the other person
can get out in the morning. I'm text them, yeah,
text put a note of that. Georgia.

Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
Someone said, my mum has a high frequency device that
tours cats and it works.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Okay, I need to see me all the details. Text
and sex and sex. I want it. God in the
neighborhood and they don't. The worst. It's a little ginger.
One turn. It's got to go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Gingers are the worst. They won't take the goddamn soul
sticker off their house. We get it you purchase a house, great.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Take the sign.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Oh they're happy milestone, Give the photo, put it on
Instagram and take it down.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
We did a thing, we did. We did it, so
we did a thing. I agree that and what you
will regret buying it? Yeah, twelve years when you're divorced.

Speaker 6 (01:30:47):
Mine's so nosy, like always opens the curtain when someone
pulls in the driveway, always has a little peak. Oh yeah,
some high pitched screaming to God knows who and God
knows what. Every Saturday morning, do you tripe sound of
police knocking on doors and sirens?

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
And I play it on a ui burm. That'll stop
it pretty quick. Cheap neighbors at war, Yeah I was.

Speaker 6 (01:31:07):
She drove with eight houses. This is what I see
whenever I see all the townhouses going. I'm just like,
our new neighbor keeps parking right outside our house on
the grass instead of in this driveway that can easily
fit three cars.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Yeah, but get some road cones and just square everyone off. Actually,
do you know what?

Speaker 10 (01:31:26):
Just why we're having bones to pack with neighbors? Can
I just do like a neighborhood general bone to pick? Okay,
you know when there's those townhouses and there's the lawn
at the front and someone will mo like outside beer house.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
But oh my.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
God, they said they have literally like two rows of
a lawn miss amount of grass, and that's on the berm,
and it's all the grass that have on their entire property.
So they're like, why am I like, yeah, the neighbor
will mow right to the line rather.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Look, do you want the eerie to look ugly? Because
it does.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Also, someone's messaged in you'll try puss Off cat skier
from wind Forget.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
That's great, sold by the name. It's so clever. They're
taking the pass surely posing our neighbor Chloe. I can't
see anything. We didn't forget wit and forget puss Off.
We're talking about cat deterance. Bugger Off.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
No, there's bugger Off we didn't forget, which is for
bugs bugt pongong.

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
That's oh here, yep, yep, here we go forget puss Off.
It's like connor Off, so funny. Puss Off twenty six
dollars here, someone's got it on trade me. I'm getting out.
We don't want to cat. No, it's not a spray.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
It looks like de tours cats dogs, mice and other rodents. Yes,
it's a high freaking I see.

Speaker 10 (01:32:55):
Do you know what though, I've heard one of these
and sometimes I actually hear it, and that's when it's annoying,
because you can't unhear that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I was telling you to poss off.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
The fletchhorn and had boys.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
You would think you'd maybe like sort of temper things
down a little bit if you were this famous.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
But better to come abat. She has been in a
full blown heated row on the street.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
He A cyclist was arguing very largely with a cyclist
in London, all caught on camera by a video witness.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Also still wearing his helmet.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Both in helmets, the other guy accused him of running
red lights on his bike and both of them were furious,
yelling over each other.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
I was behind you the entire time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
No I did not, Both of.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Them the most unsexiest thing you'll ever see two cyclists
or arguing.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
So it's near King's Cross Station, very famous station in London.
Benedict abandoned his bike and walked over to confront the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
The other guy called him diluted in a liar well.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
He kept saying, you're being verbally abusive as we heard,
and then Benedict said, oh, I did it once, so
he kind of admitted that he had run a red
light or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Although as a cyclist you do run. Yeah, they don't
quite apply to you to know that. I mean they do,
but they don't. Ah. The whole thing, the whole public
argument at that level went on for ten minutes. That's
a long argument.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
So that because someone was like, is this is this
set up for a movie premiere or some kind of
publicity for a TV show or a movie, But people
are like no.

Speaker 1 (01:34:43):
It was going on for ages.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
So then apparently at one point in the back they're
yelling and they doubling down on each other, and then
some school kids walk by and they're like, oh my god,
is that doctor strained and goes not at the moment,
in a minute, and like carries on with thus and
then does go and once the dust has settled, had
these like.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Photos with these kids. Oh my god, we saw this
and we were like, this is being filmed for removing stage.
You're set up, but it's not, it's not. They just
it's just cyclist, man. They just set dogs strange. Not
right now, yeah, not right now? In a minute. Another
one in the bag and it's a Basanci bag as well.

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Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
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