Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
Speaking of eight eight hundred was the reveal. I believe
the listener took the deal at.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
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yesterday though that's still on the wall yesterday nine hundred
and fifty dollars on our show with Deal or Reveal,
so loads of cash in the briefcases that are left
anywhere from five to five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
My favorite number hasn't been picked yet, number three.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I don't know if I have a favorite number between
one and twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why what's your favorite number over twenty twenty three? Just
because it's my birthday birthday.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
In this facinity, maybe tween seven's gone ye seven has
day eight hundred in it. Well, you get to pick
the briefcase if you get through. The activator will play
just before the news at eight o'clock. The Top six
Sporn Yeah, apparently Hacky Sacks coming hacky backs. Thanks to
it was bad Carwen's applauding you, really it was terrible

(01:18):
hacky sacks.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Gen Z getting into the hacky sack.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Nice to see them outside, yeah, nice to see them
doing it inside. It's just a little bit of coordination
and stuff. Never got to hacky sack. Me awful at
it back nowa day. The hanky sack was the domain
of the happy. It was always the school stoners that
were into the hacky sack, people with dreads and here.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, so I got the other six things that this generation
could look into bringing it.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Back next on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Though. You know, we love a firefighter on this show
for all the work they do keeping people safe. But
it's quite a fuss to get into their suits. Isn't
it so interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Call them suits?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah? Yeah, I thought they called them outfits. Put on
your firefighter outfit, your firefighter suit, Okay, years a suit?
Yeah it is. It just feels, I don't know, weird
to say suit. Well, it's a it's a plava to
get it on. Costume, No, it's not a costume. And
then they say uniform, you'd say police uniform.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'd say the uniforms are and they were when they're
doing nice parades.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You're not the uniform, yes, firefighter suit.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Firefighters wear a uniform. Okay, well it's originally okay, I
can't even remember what you called it. Originally five fighter suits,
the right thing.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay. Why we're debating that it's a plava to put
on your firefighter costume? Yep, So a good question has
been asked online after all of that fuss, Are you
gutted when there's not actually a fire?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, if you're a firefighter nine six nine yes, because
the Internet is debating this and we need to get
into a new.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Plays plays its blitch.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Text us nine six nine six if you are a firefighter?
Because a question a debate online, not a debate. It
was a question pose to firefighters. When you get all
gussied up in your suits or costume, gusty to gussied up.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
When you get all gussied up into your costume, the
alarm goes off all the World War II siren.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
If you, if you're a volunteer firefighter, you get all
into your gussied costume, you get there in your pants on,
jack it on, helmet on. You get there and here
someone's burnt their toast in the apartment building. Yeah, you
run in, and then you've got bloody girls like me
on the street and there nig you oogling you as

(03:46):
you run. And I'm not here to be OBJECTI fight.
I'm here to save lives. You find out it's not
a fire, are you a bit gutted?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
And it's quite funny because yeah, firefighters online have been
like kinder yeah kind of yeah, like also not because
no one's life and properties and da that's what a
lot of them said, like kind of year.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
But you don't want a big you don't want a biggie.
You just want a medium something, Yeah, like a little
toaster fire. Put the hose on it, No, do not
do that. We don't put water on on flam flaming electronics.
I know, boom.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I don't know water on an oil fire either. Put
it sand, flame retardant. You can't say that anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I know people are bringing the word back, but we
don't flame. Let's get it started, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, some messages and police uniform takes a fair bit
to put on too, Just.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Like we've got a police officer who's we're not talking
about you right now, do you think there is. I
think with the first responders there is a bit of
we're cooller the ambo paramedics.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, but the fire paramedics the police have the tight gun,
don't there, and they're going to peel it on.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, and they can have guns.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah. Stop eating your protein barley in the middle of
the break.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
My brother's I don't pause for games. My brothers you well,
you can't look at that. She's jacked. Yes, he's jacked.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
My brother's a firefighter and is genuinely gutted when it's
his day off and there's a fire.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Firefighter here. It's absolutely a pain in the ass. I
bet it is.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And trying to do it try doing it with double ds.
I assume she said dds. I assume she means her.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Breasts with the jingers with a with a B A
and radios all over to. She wasn't talking about double
d's d d's.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Can I just get the dungarees some information on what
you meant there by double d's, please with.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
The BA and radios all over to? Or maybe what's your.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Ling you b A?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
What's this lingo? We don't speak the lingo.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Ambassy people. I've seeing firefighters turning up and they're so
nice to people. They don't have the same respect for
US police officers.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Said, firefighters away cooler than cops. Ambo is not even
in the runner. That's really rude to the paramedics. It's
arguably doing the are the ones that are there for
all of the call outs. Yeah, if something's gone horribly wrong.
Some of the debates online on this video question my
husband's a firefighter, and he said, yeslow as a first responder, Yes,

(06:26):
we like a bit of action, not too much, just
the right amount. Yeah, when it comes out as a
fire alarm, we already know that's very unlikely to be
a fire.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
A BA is a breathing apparatus and Doubled's were birds.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, so they've got to get the breathing apparatus. Oh,
she's got a radio to radio in. That's part of
the costume, isn't it. Yeah, she's got to be in
a costume.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
And if fire costumes, we're referred to it as PPE
Level two structural PPE the big pants and trousers that
are tan color in New Zealand, and then level ones
for overalls or piece pants and a jacket for scrub
fires rescue calls a medical station dress. Station wear is
a dress uniform. Yeah right, okay, a little dress a
dress ones that's so progressive.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I actually think that's really lovely. You know, men can
wear dresses. We're all wearing the dress.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
The fletch one and Hailey, bigdy silly little pool silly.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
It is so silly, silly silly that silly little pool
silly pottle pole, silly.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Silly little polo is. How do you feel about wearing
pimple patches and public? The gen Z thing eitherays got
the stars with blue and yellows? What is in the thing?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Silicas, strawberry jam it pulls out, he pulls out all
the badstuf jam it sucks it out.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Apparently they're really good.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I wouldn't wear them in public, but some people because
you can buy like one sort of stars and colored.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Korean skincare right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. God, the Koreans
know their skin care, don't they. It's like glass, that's beautiful,
don't the Koreans know. My daughters have been watching the
videos of Korean convenience stores. Oh they're so good. You
can have dinner there.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to wear them when
I had acne at night, if you hit it real
under the surface. One you'd put it on and it
kind of draws it out, but then i'd squirt it. Yeah,
so it brings it to the surface. Yeah, it really
like sucks it on out and it like kind of
when you peel it off, a bit of juices in
there and you're like, oh, yeah, that was much.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, that was very much. Well how do you feel
about wearing them in public? The options were, yeah, why not? No,
I only wear them at home, or I don't wear
pimple patches. Okay, good options. Fifty two percent of people
don't wear pimple patches.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, I don't think they've fully gone. Yeah it general
skincare return.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Thirty five percent only wear them at home, and thirteen
percent like, yeah, went not with them in PUBLICA Okay,
it'd be more embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Than shoes with toes in them, like the toad shoes embarrassment.

Speaker 8 (09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Guide the gym wears those every single day when.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
He leg presses. I'm always like, oh, you shouldn't be
allowed to wear them, No, because they are they're they're
basically a barefoot they're a running shoe.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, but they're yeah, and they're not going to provide
any you know, cover if you drop a weight on you,
but the.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Shoe neither as a sneaker you top of my sneakers
a cloth.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Some feedback on the pimple patches in public, Kylie said,
I see, yeah, why not? But really I'm a forty
year old, forty one year old woman, so I'm not
wearing them. I'll leave that to the girlies.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, okay, fear cool enough. Don't think age you were
a cute cute sticker? Do they have?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
They made minions once yet? Because there are minions plasters, it.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Would be very distracted if you were if I was
looking at you and you were just trying to do
our job here, that would distract.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
With you had a little would be pretty cute, they
wouldn't know, be pretty cute, pretty cute minion pimple patch.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
There's cartoon acne patches from would we go Ali Express Frail.
I don't think I would. I think I'm putting that
on my face anything Express? Yeah, in up or on
from Alias, it's not after cleansing.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Generally apply sticker over, pimple tape sticker off, and it
might Yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I found them on name again. Okay, great, grab him
a pack ton minion stickers, pimple patches.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I knew that. I knew they would. You get like,
what three or four pimples are year? Yeah, hardly, they'll
dry up by the time them. I don't wear them personally,
says Laura. But I never really think anything when I
see someone else wearing in public. So you do your thigh,
you do your boom.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Jen only the clear ones. Why do we have Lisa
Frank covered people walking around?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Is Lisa friend? My god? Google it the most like
colorful dopamine hip you've ever seen in your life. Unicorns
and rainbows and stars and hearts. Oh yeah, I came vibe.
It's a whole nineties vie, whole thing I wills is Jess.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
But I always make sure to carry extras with me
so I can replace them when they get all yucky.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
What happened? I'm just Carwen's trying to kick kick an
m O T H right. I appreciate the protection. Everybody's
panic and I thought someone behind me had a gun.
I having to bother about what's coming in here.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I just the wrong part of the building. Oh yeah,
there after that, I'm not wasting my bullets on these losers. Yeah,
I WI would always make sure to carry extras with
me so I can replace them when they get all
yucky and white. And I've got to check in the
mirror every hour or so because I don't want to
be walking around with a gunkey face. Yeah, that's the juice,
Renee said. Pimple patches look so stupid. Just embrace the purmple.

(11:54):
I don't know what pimble patches did to Renee, but in.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
A rocket pimple, the best thing for it is ear
and not to touch it.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
No, no, no, especially if you work with food us
or a chick wearing one while we're serving at a bakery.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Once that that pimple patch could totally fall on a
sausage roll.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
You don't want to be halfway through a mince and
cheese and there's a a juicy pimple pet.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, Taylor said, Am I the only one that puts
them one at night? Or is that not a thing?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I put them on night, That's what most people do.
But people have started wearing them in pumping. Yeah, I honestly,
who cares. I don't wear them, but when I do
see them in the world. They look cute on the girlies.
Everyone gets pimples.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Who cares. I'm a thirty five year old man. I
feel like, are they not my vibe? Says David. Probably
not your vibe, Dave.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Well maybe the Minions ones Dave were saying, we're going
to get a pack.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
We could see Dave's and Minions. Is there a minion
called Dave? Do they have names? Yeah, there's a Carl. Oh, yeah, yeah, Dave.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Dave's a real typical two eyed minion. Okay, he's quite
a popular one. Apparently he's got, he's got. I'm here
that parts of them. You need to hurry up and
watch to Minions movie coming out, and that I saw
the trailer the other day and it looks so good. Anyway,
we're not here to talk about Minions, although we can
say a little bowl do you wear How do you
feel about wearing pimple patches in public?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Thirteen percent? You said, yeah, why they not?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Does that end podcast network?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Perfect age to have your first child. I got into scientists.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Oh my god, this is great. There's long teas. Yeah.
I got told at twenty twenty. Yeah, when I was
diagnosed with PCOS We're going to talk about PCOS later
in the show. Yeah, it's been rebranded, big rebrand, huge rebrand.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
They have any new leads p COS Max. Yeah, plus
plus it's p plus PC is madness. Yeah, it's PCs now.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
But when I was diagnosed at the age of twenty,
the doctor, ill informed at the time, said to me,
do it now? Oh really?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
And I'm a baby now. Yeah, we like now baby
myself sixteen years later thinking got what I did year old.
They'd be a nightmare, right, yeah, come in last night.
It's anything like you. Someone's in the room. I don't
know what's going on in there. I'm scared for them,
but I don't want to get involved. Are their own human? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Well, a study has revealed that twenty nine is the
sweet sort.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
So that was exactly your aige. So I had in the.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Two weeks before I turned she was jew afterward she
came earlier, but yeah, two weeks before I turned thirty.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
So researchers.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Researchers found that those that became parents earlier, for example,
in the early twenties, earn less money and those who
have than those who have children later.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Is it because you spent maybe your uni years raising
the baby. Maybe if it's that much, I'm not focusing
on career in your earlier years.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Maybe young parents also report with physical and mental health
and have less educational success. I guess you're like you say,
raising kids. Maybe yeah, but yeah, there was a whole
study called Congratulations. It's a risk factors, and you have
found health and wealth increased the latest someone had their
first child, which is not surprising, right, because you've been

(15:07):
working longer or getting yourself kind of set up.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, yeah, laying down the foundations of a strong career.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
You can easily probably talk to people that did have
kids early in their twenties. That's my kidd soon.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
My best had her first at twenty two. Way things
she was, And it's cool now because she's still young,
thirty six and she's kind of done all the hard
matey exactly, you know what I mean, whereas everyone else
is still going. Yeah. Yeah. More and more people are
having kids in their forties now, which is great because
you've lived your life, but then you're gonna be like fifties, sixties,

(15:44):
still raising that thing. It's still raising that mind raising
that time. I mean, personally, I'm I'm the best ages never.
The bestage for me is never, and actually this week
confirmed never. Just very my parents just gone right but
confirmed that that's not happening at thirty six. Is there
a special on the I believe so first response. I'm

(16:08):
sure they have a discount on those. If you like me,
need to panic pee on a stick and realize no,
you just aren't looking after yourself.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Needwork plays z ms Fletchforn and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
The Fletchforn and Haley group chat. This is the top sex.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Jen Z apparently bringing the hacky sack back or hacky
sacks are hacky backs? Or does it work better if
I say hacky sacks are backy sacks?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
O backy sacks. I don't lie. I feel like a
ball sack on your back.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
None of none of it works hacky sack, The hacky
sack is hacky back.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
That's it's tidier, it's tidy. I think I think you've
overthought it and therefore the joke has rint And I
will just confirm that text machine still did on that joke.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Right, Okay, we'll move it on. Gen Z and Gin
and Alpha are bringing back the hacky sack. Your girls,
my children would be terrible hacky sack. No coordination, not
not not foot to book, not foot to hacky sack. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
God, they were lovingly crocheted though, should produce a Shannon
could whip us up some sad.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
They were rare, right, you always got them in the
rusty Yeah, yeah, yeah. So apparently on TikTok the videos
featuring a footbag spiked by saving three hundred and thirty
percent in early May. And of course that's just just
a self prophesizing, self fulfilling prophecy.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, they see more.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Of it, they want more of it, they create more content,
and yeah, it's back, baby, it's back. The hacky sack
is back. It's had a few goes. The hacky sack
kind of popsipes every sort of twenty ish years.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Maybe, like anything, the cycle continues. The top six other
things gen Z and Gene Alphaca go and bring back
to go with the hacky sack. Number six on the list,
fire POI. Oh wow, my brother had a set of these.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed for it.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
No white, white blonde dude, yeah, greasy here not he
didn't never never went dreads.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Mum wouldn't allow it.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
But basy but clumped soaked, and there were middle and
you'd soak them in like kerosene or something, and then
you'd light them and he'd make us all go out
in the dark, and my grandparents would sit there and
be like.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Lots of drama school parties. We dance school and drama
school used to party to get a lot of fire
boy there and plenty of drumming circle well.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Number five on the list of the top six other
things gen Z can bring back to go with.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
The hacky sack. Devil sticks. Oh yeah, they were the
other three sticks.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Three you held two sticks and the stick in the
middle was a little longer, sometimes fluffy.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
On the air. Yeah yeah, yeah, and you get it
real high.

Speaker 9 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Get those up there. Looks super cool while doing it.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, someone can do that if they're not so great
at hacky sack. I think Fletch gives big devil sticks.
I'm no coordination for that, Okay. Number four on the
list of the top sex other things gen Z can
bring back to go with the hackey sec cheddar rings.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh, we love to chattering, ye spin on. It's hard
to get it going.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
I always did the thumb flick start one hand thumb
flip immediately.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I found some recent they still had it. Yeah, could
do that, do the reverse to the side, do the
walk over the back. He's still got it, still got it.
Number three on the lst of the top sex other virginity.
Sorry that was too late, but it was really good.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, and I'm glad you still got I'll go, I'll recit.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Yeah. Yeah, and it's still got it. Virginity almost almost unnatural.
One time, so I was doing cheddar rings and I
was like, back forward, side side, did they still got it?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Still got your virginity? I've killed it like you did.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Heckey's bad Hackey sprail dot com, heckis Haley sprail dot com.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Hayes business idea right.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Number three on the list of the top sex other
things gen Z can bring back to go with hacky sack.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
POGs, Oh yeah, ag and yeah. Hard to explain POGs.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
In the modern age, there were a weird dis time
paint cardboard, often with the test many devil on it.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Get a hard plastic diskey. You have slammed it and
if you flip them you got to keep them.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Number two on the list of the top six other
things gen Z can bring back to go with the
hacky sack. One point five liters of energy drink I'm
looking at you, top secret. Do you think of five
hundred milli Monster's nuts. They used to come in a
one point five that SnO god pure black bottles, so
you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
See the color of what you were drinking. But it's
we know it's yellow and green. Very very.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Number one on the list of the top six other
things gen Z can bring back to go with the
hacky sack. Horrendous slurs used casually. I think that is
coming back. Is that back depending on like where you
hang out Born Ryan, Yeah, oh damn man, my liberal bubble,
Yeah yeah, F's and such drolls, Willy Nelly.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay, they're kind of bringing that back too. Well, that's
the top six.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Does z nd podcast networks a short Real plays z
ends flesh Worn.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
And Haley, Well, it's time again.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
If you see your favorite sign at the side of
my role that says.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Fifteen miles to a Shannon has a hack for us.
If you've knew to the show, Shannon has notoriously terrible
hacks shockers, and we give her a rating out of
five for the hack, sent a few videos of the
cucumber wrap. Remember last yeah about the cucumber That might

(21:33):
have been in the explaining. I think because it actually
does look like it works. It does look like a
good hack, but it's a terrible explaining exactly.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
The ration is given for both the hack and the explainer.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
The presentation yes, present itself well, producing snon promising us
A wan hack today, Darling.

Speaker 10 (21:49):
Now, there's nothing worse than when you open a bottle
of Bubbly, a Procco or a champagne if you're feeling
fancy and you're not going to finish the bottle, but
obviously you don't want it to go flat and yuck
the old one.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
She put a tea spoon in that thing, so that's
what I've always done.

Speaker 11 (22:05):
My mum taught me it you're actually teaspoon in it.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Actually working does nothing.

Speaker 10 (22:10):
I think it's just one of those whimsical things that
we think we're doing good, so you just do it,
but we all know.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
It doesn't really do anything. Okay, a hack for you today.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
Obviously, I know there's products out there you can buy,
stoppers and all that, but this is a free hack
on how to preserve your Bubbly wine.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
If you say put a bit of glad, if you
say wrapper tampon and glad rap soaker tampon, so it's bigger. Honestly,
just let her be creative. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
That's that's Give me a.

Speaker 11 (22:40):
Few seconds to think of a new hack and then
I've got a.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Hack for you.

Speaker 10 (22:46):
So you know, when you go to pop a bottle
of Bubbly, there's a cage on top and then the cork.
So the cage is the metal part with the four
little times on it. When you take the cage off,
don't throw it away, don't screw it up.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Actually throw it into the lounge because the cat likes it.
It's the cave I throw it away anymore. It always
makes me think.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Now you you will be too young to remember the
early seasons of Big Brother Australia.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
And there was Sarah do you know what I want
to say, Sarah Marie?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Oh yeah, Sarah Marie season there was a guy on
there and who's a real lad, and he talked about
doing greyhound racing and everyone was like what AND's it's
going to need to be safe? A Big Brother on
cut because that was the late night show where it
was just like no, hold but right, And so they
got the bubbly cages and the greyhound racing was win.
The men pulled their pants down and put the head
of their plantis into the thing like a greyhound.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Wearing a muzzle and a race and then they raced
around the lounge. My goodness, I think every single time.
And that was on television later television ten thirty. That's
good stuff. And you would see them showering, ah or
what they do.

Speaker 10 (23:51):
Yeah, get of the live streams because there was a
few slurs thrown around the season.

Speaker 11 (23:57):
No, so the cage.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
I always make it into a little chair statue, but no,
get the get the cage and you can then put
it back on the bottle, twist it back up tight,
and it actually creates a pretty air tight seal.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
It's almost like that's what it's there for the top. No,
it's the keeping the cork on, so you keep the
little disc.

Speaker 11 (24:19):
And you can tighten it back up. And I've seen
this online. It actually creates a very ear tight a
little Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I wonder if even a little bit of paper towel
just for an extra seal, it does.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
A little bit more insulation. I wouldn't use a paper
towel or something rubbery or do something.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
Yeah, but just for a quick oh I'm hosting, instead
of putting a tea spoon, and just chuck that cage
back on and it'll keep some bubbly longer, like a.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Bit of silicon. Cut out some silicon. We're getting out
of the silicon gun. We're getting out of.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
The cor know. I'm looking like, you know, like an
old muffin tray or something circles and.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Put that on and then pop it down.

Speaker 11 (24:57):
Just saying the text machine is and support A few
people do this.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Yeah, I think it's actually a good hack. So from
Shannon the teaspoon, the tea spoon has to be silver.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
If you're putting a tea spoon and it has to
be silver, created a cold air blanket and it made
the air and the bottleneck too heavy for the bubbles
to get out of, so.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
It would like rhy.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
So you were saying, my Briscos teaspoons won't work. Okay,
yeah right, someone did.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Message and saying who's not finishing the bottle? Why not
just drink the whole bottle?

Speaker 10 (25:30):
When you're hosting though throughout the evening. You're not opening
a bottle and pouring it out for everyone in one go.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
But I think if you're hosting, yesuer, but I think
if you're hosting throughout the evening too, it's not worth.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
The quick titan though.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
But it's fiddle. I'd never open a bottle of Buy
without the intention that it was all going to be gone. Oh, yes, same.
I enjoyed a bottle of p Sco with my mum
and bestI used Today Delicious. Not a drop left for
more and there was none. Okay, I like this.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I think it's pretty good. I mean, you're gonna go
fours three point four.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Somebody said they once were at a party with someone
whacked a condom.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Over the side homicide.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah it's some prosecut robbery lob. Yeah, but ebody.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
An apparoldo.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, I'm happy with the four. Happy, I'm happy with
the four. Okay, really well, okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (26:36):
If you see your favorite side at the side of
the road that says four stars best for stars, that's.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
From you Today Show.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Then podcast Network plays in Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
There's a moment in every woman's life. Where we think
I'm going to cut a fringe now is someone who
has had this moment in my life. It's not always
the best thing to do. And then you've got a
very awkward time for about at least a year to
grow that thing out so you can tuck it behind
your ears and be like the bit was a mistake.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
The bit of trend to sit back and watch whatch
happened was when there was two of them, when everybody
thought they could do a PIXI cut God, we will
cut our hair oft did so many people cut their
hair off without checking the shape of the head up
they didn't think. And then when Natalie Portman shaved her
head and Vifa Vendtna and she actually shaved, and everyone's like, man,
she looks good.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I'd like that. IM do that free.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I'm there wasn't a trend. A lot of people were
rushing into some people dead, not checking.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
The shape of the head. And I reckon, every woman
has the thought inside of them one day I'm going
to shave my hair off. I definitely want to shave
my hair off one day, just I couldn't imagine check
good with a shaved head. No, but I could be
a bit rock and rolled you. I mean, I'll get
my nose ring back and yeah, we're a bit of makeup.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
You know.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
It'd be like blowing the horn of Gondor to the lesbians.
I know, like a bit of you're just and that's
the bet fifty here they are. So if you are

(28:19):
having this thought at the moment and you're like, it's
a big commitment, maybe this is maybe it's not going
to look as good as they wanted to. This is
the trick. Do you know who's been doing this? It's
an Australia Fashion Week. It'll be heading out there and
going to see all the fashion shows. Clip on a
fringe you can literally buy like here extensions that clip
in like.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You you do?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
These oh mine are permanent mine. But I will also
add a little here on tracks that has little clips.
It's just a fringe clip faux bangs. Can you see
the clip? I mean, this looks terrible so you won't
remember her. But jewels from jewels, My hands are smart. No, no,

(29:01):
not that jewels from mass There she is. I'll say
she's got more of a five head than a forehead.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Jesus, don't sorry. It was really mean you women supporting women. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I also have a minging face, don't I think we
should get Jewels on the phone to say something about
Hayle's apit I just.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Think we should just forget that I even made that.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
What a great idea for a segment. We get the
person on the phone that you said something about.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
About you. Yeah yeah, Well, if Jewels is listening, one
hundred dollars in have air, so that's her. She's got
a slip back bun. Yeah, forehead on reveal, she's just
clipped in a little friend's headscarf as well. It's hide
in the clip. I think she might cheap tea move fringe.

(29:48):
So the other thing you can do, if you've got
here long enough, is you tie it up so you've
got a bun on top of your head and you
can bring it forward, like bring out a bit of
the ends of your hair right to create a faux fringe.
Now you've got a fringe for the no commitment. We're
not growing this thing out for the next twelve months. Now,
how do I say this politely? You will need a
base level of here to clip the fringe too, right,

(30:10):
So if you guys just clipped in a fringe. It's
not working.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's not working unless you just tuck it up in
front of your beanie.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Born.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, we've done that before, our hats and beanies, and
we look we look like cold Swedish boys.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
You do not like cool Swedish duds or Swedish duds. Yeah,
with your long hair and your beanie. The fringe is
back and I just went online.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Then clip on fringe in z you can get some
high quality ones or just there's some. There's a three
dollars ninety five one. It's Sheian.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
What do you think that's made out of? Or where
that's from?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Nylon? It's a minge fringe, min fringe. It's not made
out of minge. It's it's made out of fake here
nylon poly polyester. We can't call the poly poly poly polyester. Well,
three dollars ninety five and you can have a really
bad cheap fringe.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
The z mPire po Cast Network plays that ends flesh
fornon Haley.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Okay, I've gone in a rabbit hole, gone in a
rabbit hole. There's a rabbit hole happening, and I'm down it.
Because we don't talk about lifts being stuck in lifts.
The reason we're talking about it is a man who
is a member of the International Prey to Willie Syndrome.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
So what that's the rabbit hole.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I'm down to pray to Willie, praider Willie, and he's
been taking hundreds of photos of lifts in their like
safety warnings over the course of fifty years. So I
thought this Pray to Willie syndrome might have been like
a spectrum thing.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, but it's not.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
It's a complex genetic neurodevelopment disorder that occurs at approximately
one in sixteenth So it's actually nothing to do with
the weight of people or or like you say, like
hyperfixating on something and becoming obsessed with it. Okay, but
I just mentioned that he's a member of that thing,
So sorry, that was a slight deviation. But the article
I'm reading did it.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
So everything you've told us is to the sie.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay, So we just said that again, Professor Nick Finner,
and I'll leave out the rest. He has been taking
photos of lift weight so for fifty years around the world.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Now, is this the recommended max max load?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
It's everything about how yep, yep, yep, and the lifts
have been manufactured by twenty one different companies between nineteen
seventy and twenty twenty four. Now, he found out when
he went back that the up until the early two thousands,
the average weight at that stage, they said, okay, let's
take it from sixty two kgs, which it has been

(32:33):
since nineteen seventy six, and now the average person weighs
seventy five kilograms. Now the problem is that's where lifts stopped, right,
But we didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Ah, yeah, we get average heavier.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
The average Brett now weighs eighty male, it weighs eighty
six kilograms. So it says limit twelve people or this weight,
so twelve. Yeah, it's quite light.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
But sure are they short?

Speaker 5 (33:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
But they're like shorter on that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Okay, So what you're saying is that the lefts haven't
kicked up with the maximum weight surely the new No,
they haven't. They talked about adjusting it and rounding it
up to eighty five for the average and the twenty twenties,
but then something else happened that distracted us.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
And so is it just the only number that can
be adjusted as how many people? You know, they say
max twelve people and they go brackets a thousand kgs.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
So twelve people cram in and each person is carrying
ten kilograms more than the average. We're we're one hundred
and twenty kilograms heavier now, which is the danger zone
for lefts, and it's caused it's literally causing lifts to
get stuck more often.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
That sounds nyal destination. Yeah, I don't. I'm a fluctuator,
so I sort of feel like I'll come out neutral
my contribution and the left. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
When I get into a left now, if I'm by myself,
I won't say anything. Of two people, I'm probably not
gonna say anything, but the minute is more than four,
I'm going to demand everybody says their weight, Yeah, run
run quick, mats good.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I mean, it depends on the size of the elevator.
But sometimes, like when we went up to Haley's show
at the weekend, My god, that was a little one
huge left yea yeah, And there were like so many
people and I don't know what the weight limit for
that was, but you cray your sight, You're like sardines.
Those lists were so damn slow. The when one finally arrived,

(34:20):
everyone's like, I don't care if it. If we're all
crammed in here, I'm not waiting anymore. So it was
I think in my it was at least fifteen here. Yeah,
I've been in a lift where this was years ago.
It was New Year's Eve. I was heading to the casino.
It was kind of sitting now, don't ask.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
And we got in first, me and my friend, and
then another floor came in, and then another floor came
in and it was a party of people and they've
been drinking New Year's Eve. And as soon as they
crammed us into the corner, the lift started dragging down.
I saw the shaft of the left.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
That's not the sort of shaft you want to say,
that is the last shaft I want to be seeing.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
And then stopped. And so we were stuck in a
lift for an hour at least like shouldered a shot.
And they were drunk and very belligerous, and so what
they had to come and get the lift person. Yeah,
but we got dragged down to the bottom. It was awful.
You're a regular urinator, mate, did you we in the list?
I did what I had to do. No, I didn't.
For some reason. There would be people that have been

(35:16):
stuck and well, this is what we want to know.
Have you been stuck in a lift? I know, how
long and how bad? And did you pay one?

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Would it be worse being stuck by yourself or with
at least a couple of other people, because then at
least you can chat and sharing the experience your life.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Do you mean stuck in the lift by yourself? You'd
be like, well, this is just how I die. And
then your phone dies. You're like, oh great, Now what
am I meant to do? Take me jesus? Yeah? Okay,
well eight.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Hundred dollars a day, we would love to know. This
morning you can text through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Have you been stuck in a lift? And how bad
was it? Apparently our obesity is causing more lift breakdowns. Yeah,
because the lifts haven't adjusted the weight allowance, but we
get them bigger because they were too polite to tell
us put the cookie down. Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Somebody's actually just sent me a link to an article
saying this is my best friend's mum story about being
stuck on the left. The headline reads, this is from
twenty sixteen. Aucklaomen trapped and left at storage unit for
fourteen hours would like answers.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Fourteen hours. We please get it.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
God, I'm glad that my storage units on the ground
floor or so now now could we could we find
out did she get answers as a ware?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
There's this twenty sixteen seed hope. So she passed the
time by drawing pictures and writing poems to keep yourself calm.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
She had to wea the way she passed? Did she
actually no, I'm just assuming that I could hold in
a Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I could until I started thinking about it, and then
I'd be like, well, I cann't a little.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Bit traumatic, right, So you probably wouldn't feel the need
to go to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I'm thinking if I was trapped in a thing in
a left with my bag, now, I'd be all right,
what's in there? I'd pee in the water bottle. Yeah,
I've got vitamins to keep me fresh and healthy. Okay,
I've got a lighter to start a fire to keep war. Yeah,
I've got a phone charger. But there's no PowerPoint in

(37:10):
the No. Sometimes there is in that little that little cup.
Some of them, do you, she said, I'll just be
a T shirt to wipe myself after I sweet in
my drink. Bottle. I've got a bill. I could pay
pay there.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
As long as it's hoisturizer. When your phone ran out
of batteries, you didn't just lose your mind.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Would Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
She pushed the emergency buzzer, which set off on the
alarm that didn't stop going on. She had been packing
tape in her ears to try to block out the sound.
Please tell me that she got like a month's free
storage unit a month, or some nice boxes or some
nice box they have nice.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Nice boxes. Erin, you've been stuck in the lift? What happened?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (37:54):
I have.

Speaker 12 (37:54):
So I was about thirteen or fourteen, going back to
the early two thousands.

Speaker 13 (37:59):
And I was by myself working as a volunteer at
the Excite Museum, okay, and the lift just stopped and
I was by myself for about two hours?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Did it?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
And so did anybody realize you were stuck? Or did
it take them two hours to realize?

Speaker 12 (38:15):
No, So no one knew where I went, and I
ended up prying the doors open with my bare hands.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
So my got you a teenager, And you tell me
you didn't jump out though?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
No?

Speaker 12 (38:28):
Sorry, when the doors opened, it was actually on the
floor that it was supposed to be it, but it
just literally stopped, and I had no idea what their like.
Phones weren't big and two thousands, and I was like
banging on the doors and no one could hear me,
Like no one knew where I was.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
They did, and they just didn't like you the teenager here.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Yeah, I may imagine, Oh.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
My god, has it made you like a little bit
weary of lifts? Since then?

Speaker 13 (39:00):
I am very weary of watch elevator.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I choose to go in, yeah, because sometimes at my apartment,
I'll just take the elevator two floors, like I'm that lazy,
Whereas I if I was erring, I'd be like, no.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I don't need to I don't know. Yeah, thank you
some messages.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I got stuck in a work left for five hours
or they called out the lift people.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
This was pre sell fun. I was an on call
doctor in the hospital and the lift broke with only
me in it. I was receiving referrals about unwell patients,
but there's nothing I can do about it.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Stuff for over an hour. That would be a great
storyline for the Pit season three. Stuck in the left surgery,
Stuck on the left and he has to do the
surgery through the phone, through FaceTime.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Trust me, I'm going to talk you through this.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
God.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
We got stuck on the left in the I D
building opposite the CTV building during the christ We had
no idea what was happening until we got about two
hours later and you just walk out to that just
oh my god. Two to eight rogue story about being
stuck in a steelwell after a few drinks one night

(40:07):
with the missus and what they got up to.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
We're not taking calls on that after a night out.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, I assume it wasn't a sweaty dance now, it's
just it's not over a hundred dollars. And even whended
to do it in the steelwell, that's a great for
another dance.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
And they left in Paris heading to the train, six
French people who wouldn't talk to us until they realized
we were Kiwis.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
And that was three hours in. Oh. Someone said it
tiny lifting. My apartment in Melbourne. Lift was full and
the more people you have, the more they're using up
all the oxygen and it became really hard to breathe.
We were in there for a long time, jeez, And
then had to climb out mid floor when the door opened.
I'm not climbing out. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I recently got into the lift with my dog, but
just as the doors were shutting, it stepped out of
the lift.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
But I had the leash attached to my belt. No, no,
what happened.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
They left went down. No, they took it off from
this way. She got sucked out the door crack. Imagine
your dog been like.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Well, well, I'm god. So many people have stuck.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
In a packed London underground lift for twenty minutes in
the summer peak time after work. I don't teach you
for not taking the stairs, although some of those lofts
are like twenty stories.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Catherine got stuck on the left and it was really
embarrassing because it was centimeters off the ground and the
door was open a little bit, and it was fully
glass so we could just see me stuck in there.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh just like hye byem in this glass box and
my university hall. On our way out of town, we
decided to see how many people could fit in the lift.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
It got stuck.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
That's not a fun game. We were all drunk and
we were stuck in there for nearly an hour. Yeah,
not good standing up no.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Good, No good, no good, here's a liar.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
If I was stuck on left, I bumped and I
jumped into the left hoome and beat my daughter, who
was running down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
I pushed the button and the doors shut.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
A race, yeah, and I'm gonna say I'm going to win, sucker,
but no movement, and then it got stuck, and I
stand there. I think it's going to be okay, five
minutes past the panic seats, and her daughter's ten years old.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
And waiting at the bottom of the stairs, when mom,
who hasn't turned up. Oh, I'm instead, Now, I guess
Mum's dead.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Here on your own cash.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
It turns out I wasn't stuck. I just pressed the
wrong floor and I was actually on that floor. So
the lift doors just shut, and.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Then Jordan's called through. Jordan, what you got stuck on
the left?

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:37):
And it was pretty punishing, actually, because it wasn't for long.
But while I was in there, and they sure was calling,
and I dropped my guts and then it smelt like
a rubbish stump. And so for about an hour I
was trying not to start up. And then when I
got rescued, the person who opened the door obviously smelled it,
and it looked at me like I was an animal.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Waite not played over an hour? You boxed yourself in
an elevator with your own stink.

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Yeah, and it didn't go away like it would be
impressive if I wasn't suffering at it.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I'm so sorry. This is wild. This is a wild story. Jordan.
Jordan just drowning in his own fart.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Oh yeah, Jordan's thank you, Tony, Tony, you got stuck
on the left.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
Yeah, guys, I got stuck in a lift in a
in a commercial building for like half an hour?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Okay, And what did you call the emergency button? Like,
how'd you get out?

Speaker 5 (43:33):
No?

Speaker 12 (43:34):
So I called the emergency's phone.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
But then also I looked on YouTube about the emergency
hatch that they have at the top of the left
from there, the emergency hatches only for TV shows and movies. Yeah, sure,
on YouTube, they actually do have a hatch at the
top for emergency purposes.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Right, But what do we know that you don't go up?
You're thirty minutes in. Calm down. We're not going out
the hair, Tony, haven't been there to days? Yeah, yeah,
we're not eating ourselves, Tony So did you go up
through the hatch. Yes.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
I sat on the roof for a little bit, and
then then I realized that I could try and want to.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Open one of the upper doors.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Okay, insane. Wait, so you open the door and climbed out.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
It's not mission impossible. That is insane, and I, like,
I do want to climb up until the top of
the lift. No, what if it starts going up and
you're getting Willie wan Kert at the top of the ceiling,
I'll jump back down.

Speaker 13 (44:34):
On YouTube, so everything's on YouTube, says.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, we should do it all. What was the key search?
How to get out of the lift?

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Let's just say, how to get out of the lift?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Okay, basic, Tony, brilliant. It's amazing any modern day problem
that you can possibly imagine.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Hi, guys, thanks for joining me today. We're going to
be talking about how to get out of an otus left.
You might notice, I'm stuck in a shindler, so.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
My journey. They need to take these screws out. Oh,
here's a good one. How to survive and elevate a
free fall? Okay, jump just before it hits most jumping
just before it hits the ground saves your life. But
does this actually work?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
No, because you're still traveling the speed, aren't you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're still falling.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah. Timing you jump perfectly would be nearly impossible for
many reasons. Instead, the best thing to do is lay
completely flat on the floor to distribute the force of
falling evenly over your entire body, not just through the
shock of your feet. Or lay on someone else on
vorn don't. I'm gonna be on the roof to play

(45:49):
when I When people say, okay, let's take a photo,
I put one leg forward, I put one hand on
my hip and I go five like that's point five
like this, and they go, now a silly one peace sign?
Always peace sign, Maybe a tongue out yeah, or thumbs up.
I'll do a thumbs up. I had a thumbs up. Well,
that could also be banned. Thumbs up peace sign.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Wait, why are we banning poses because nazis No, they
got all my favorite things.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
But I was about to do it that you might
be safe. The reason we're doing it is because now
you can use AI to scan our fingerprints, and then
you can use them to commit crime from photos using
AI tools criminals can now have the ability to isolate
your biometric data from a single photo and use it

(46:34):
to excess your accounts.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Because we're going because I guess, I guess if you
have a fingerprint on your laptop or phone, which is
why you use face lady. But then can they crack
that too, just by getting a picture of our face?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I know, I don't know. So yeah, there's a Chinese
security expert Lee Chang his name. He said he was
showing us on a video of how they're doing it.
It's just very intelligent ai any and it can be
extracted from photos taken up to one point five minutes away,
like most photos.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
So you could take a group photo of friends just
all doing the peace side their fingerprints.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
That's wild. So we're not allowed to do it anymore.
So we're gonna come up with something else, even a
thumbs up, you see my thumb print. What about a
bit of this, like backwards peace, fingernails on side east side,
that kind of blood, you know, blood bloods whatever, Yeah,
bit of that. No, we're not doing the tongue, but

(47:37):
you could take your tongue.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
proNT you just take a photo of someone out in public,
just walking along with their hands hanging down and take
their fingerprints out.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Why that's thee Maybe if it's clear enough. It has
to be high clear. Well, lip photos taken from the
front in which the subject is clearly showing their hands
like the peace side up for grabs for you. You
just waving. You could be waving, yeah, waving like that. Hey,
arms out like whoo like that. We've got to protect

(48:07):
our fingerprints, min A. But hecky, because I touched an
eye and when I was a teenager, I send the
tips of two of them, so they've got a bit
of like a coiled fingerprints.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Right is it would that be easier for CSI and
forensic scientists to identify you at a burglary?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Well, only if they are on record somewhere else. My
fingerprints are not on records.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
If my fingerprints were on record somewhere for something and
then I wanted to just somebody to death, I recond.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I recommend send them off or put them on a belt. Sander.
Oh that did hurt because that they grow back. Actually
don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I think if you've got sumer like, if you a
fingerprints grow back, all of these questions would have been
great Yesterday for our Forensicrub Mello, who wrote the book
about All the forensics. If you send them off dermal as,
fingerprints are not just on the surface surface epidermis that
anchor deepen the lower skin layer, the dermis or the
dermal okay.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Burn or peel off the top layer of the skin.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Regenerates from these deep layers bring the original pre pregnant
pattern back with it.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Well, I'm going to need to go deep, I'll tell
you that much of it. Maybe just take the fingers
off at the knobs, at the tips.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
What about dipperm in and acid bath or maybe just
weird gloves.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
If I cut my fingers off to have my fingerprints,
or I wouldn't be able to go guy, Yeah, it
doesn't work.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
With the podcast network play z nds Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Now before I introduce our wonderful guests Clear Text in
ninety six nine Cerx. If you're a pc OS curly,
or you're curious about it, or your partner has it
and you want to know some more information, because she
is an expert, Clear good one. She's known as the
pc OS Nutritionists. She's a nutritionist, she's a podcaster. She's
an author of a book on how to get pregnant

(50:01):
with pc O S and she joins us on the
phone all the way from Nashville. I believe clear how
to y'all? Now you are a key. But what are
you doing in Nashville.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
I'm just over here for a conference. But they actually
do say yall all the time, and I'm loving it.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
It's kind of a nice gender neutral collective.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
As a nutrition finding the portions rather large, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Yeah, just a general nutrition in general, Like I don't
even think we could call it nutrition, and the.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Tea so orange, guys, we're about the rebranding. Sorry, by
the way, this is wild that Vaughn was the one. Like,
let's get back on track.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It is now clear a massive day yesterday because you,
you and me are both sufferers and I don't use
that word likely either of pc os, and it controls
and impacts more than people can ever imagine, and that
more than people know and more than people have been
educated to know. But yesterday the news that p COS

(51:08):
polycystic ovarian syndrome has rebranded to Pollyan doccrine metabolic ovarian syndrome.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
I don't think they've done a great job in simplifying.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
And it's really confusing. Now, why have they done this?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Well, actually it kind of is a good thing, and
I'll talk a bit about why that is in a minute.
But this has actually been in the works for fourteen years,
would you believe, because the original name Polycyscoviian syndrome really
wasn't a good way of describing what's actually happened in
the body, Like, as you said, this affects our entire bodies,

(51:43):
not just our ovaries, And the previous name was just
kind of very much concentrated on the ovaries and the
cysts on the ovaries, which weren't actually a real thing,
So it sort of was sort of a red hearing name.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Are you there? Lost it?

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Cut you off, because they're not really cysts, right, they're follicles.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Yeah, they're just baby eggs that when you haven't ovulated,
they're just kind of stay.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Stuck on the ovaries.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
But by calling them cysts that had this really like
I don't know, cancerous connotations. Yes, people thinking that that's
like what's going on, and so that's I'm saying. It
was a real red hearing that name.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yes, So I believe it was a century ago that
surgeons were operating on a woman and notice these little
sacks on her ovaries, and they were like, okay, we'll
call this PCOS and we've just gone with that ever since.
But lots of women with PCOS don't have cysts on
their ovaries.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Yeah. So the actual first name was stein Leavensoul syndrome,
which classic men. Yes, we were like, yes, let's name
the female syndrome after ourselves and sounds.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Like something we would do totally Yeah, became big men.
Yeah yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
So then it got renamed for poly Ciscoberian syndrome. And
as I said, this rebrand to polyendochrome metabolic ivarian syndrome
has been fourteen years in the making and they actually
surveyed about fourteen thousand medical professionals and patients to come
up with this name.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Can I ask how many in New Zealand? How many
women would this effect? One and eight women japers, which
is so many?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I know because I remember my giveaway was a friend
of mine knew she had PCOS and she knew that
I struggled, that I was hearing and I never got
my period very regularly, and she was like, I reckon,
go and get tested and then I got tested and
put on birth control and that was it. And then
much later clear I found you and your your because

(53:47):
it's a whole body problem and not just an ovarian problem.
Your approach is managing it through nutrition and lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Yeah, and I mean medications as well. But I think
that what we're doing with nutrition and mine so is
really recognizing that this is a whole body thing.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
So that that name.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Polyendocrine, that just means it's a hormonal condition, right, Like
endocrine is hormones and hormones are basically just emails that
tell your body what to do. So in PCOS, this
is the hormones like testosterone going to their hair on
our face and then like turn black and hairy, and
that's what they do. And by the way, yeah not

(54:27):
go to sam.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Yeah, or like turn you know, like create acne or
and then the other symptoms like the weight gain, the
irregular periods, those are all you know, at those parts
of our body, recognizing those change in hormones, changing signaling
and therefore changing how they into do their jobs.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
So does they have an acronym now, the new one
p m O S p m O.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
SKY, which I think sounds like a bit too much
like PMS is my best, my only concern.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
In Hailey City yesterday, I was like what and I
thought it was a new take on Yeah, PMS, pre
menstrul syndrome, some kind of computer system, Yeah, I think.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Right, But I mean, like one of the things that
PMS also gets a bad rat And I just worry
that PMOS is going to kind of people are just
going to think it's that or an extended version of that.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
So do you think that this rebranding is actually going
to help people understand it's so complex, understand what it
is more or is it just trying to kind of,
I don't know, explain it better that it is a
full body hormonal problem, not just an o varian one.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
I think it will in time helps people understand that.
I mean, it is amazing how many doctors and how
professionals still don't know what perferis is, and because they
only get about a half hour lecture in your entire
medical career on it. So it is really good to
actually understand that now and go, oh wow, this isn't
just about the ovaries and especially those cysts on the
ovar eas this is a whole body condition and much

(56:04):
more connected to our metabolic I think that's something that
also have been included before, like our inculin. So when
we're talking about metabolism, we're talking about like stressfulmones, a
nervous system, our blood, sugar and insulins, our spyroid as well,
and these are all parts that make up our metabolism
or like the metabolic part of the name. And that's

(56:26):
the bit that is well one of the main drivers
and why nutrition and lifestyle can have such a big
impact on this condition. But it's never really been recognized
in the name before.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Someone just called it pissed me off syndrome. That's quite clever.
Now we've had a few messages and while we've got
you because you're such an expert on the topic, someone says,
does pecos or pemos get better with menopause?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Oh, a really good question. So new research shows that
maybe fertilities extended later in terms of perimenopause is one
maybe positive thing, and maybe that we also go through
perimenopause a bit later because we have more follicles or
more baby eggs.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
But in terms of the actual.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Symptoms, for some people they can get better, but for
some people they get worse because our incident also gets
worse going through perimenopause and menopause as well. So if
you've got that and that's not being addressed, then those
symptoms could get worse. So I think the main thing
is just kind of like focus on that metabolic part,
nervous system, blood sugar, infinin, and that's going to see

(57:31):
you will stand you in good steed during perimenopause.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
So we have lots of messages in about like symptoms, symptoms, symptoms,
but I think the answer to all of it, right
is the whole kind of what's the holistic approach to it,
which is food, nutrition, lifestyle, stress management, movement, diet. And
I know we've we don't have a lot of time

(57:54):
with you, so I really want to direct you towards
where you can find Clear because Clear has helped me
before you run a protocol with your your company ov Health,
which I did, and it's all about learning what your
drivers are because some people it can be insul and
some people at stress. Some people it's other things, so
ov health that you can find on Instagram yep, yeah, or.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
The nutritionists that I'm probably going to need a rebrand.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Here you are the Instagram here.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah, We've had so many messages and from women who
are just liked stoked that we're even talking about it. Clear,
so it's we love it.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Pantacted. Yeah, thank you so much for having me. So yeah,
find me the PC nutritionist for now, I'll give it
maybe a week and then I might have the rebrand.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, she's got so much information. You've got
to podcast, a book, everything, and it's just the more
knowledge you have, the more you can manage it. So
thank you so much, clear my pleasure. Thanks for having
me and join Nash I did say. I said, oh,
you know, we'll get you on a zoom. She said, no,
I'm going to go have Margarita's in line Dancing. Yeah, absolutely, time, Yes,

(58:56):
thank you, Clear. Play that ends Flesh one and Hailey,
do you want five thousand dollars Lovely Listener? Not you two,
Lovely Listener. If you want five thousand dollars, I'll give
it to you. But there's a cat, a cat. I'm
not just going to give you five thousand dollars. I

(59:17):
will give you a finder's fee.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
I am weakly insecure fleetword and Haley's find his fee.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Tell us that sign.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Okay, and it's a Coolie edition.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Okay. Now we know there's so many celebrities in New
Zealand at the moment, obviously Jason Memores. Here's in Queenstown.
He's been doing DJing and hanging out and whatnot. And
then he's back up with his band in Auckland not
too far away. We've had heaps of people here, including
the one, the only, Jennifer Coolidge, who's an elusive Now

(59:50):
how does he find his fee work? What I want?
What I want to get? Jennifer Coolidge on FBH, on
the show, on the show, and then to you an interview.
But she is impossible to get hold of. We've tried
through all the obvious mediums. You go through her agency,
you go through the Minecraft production house and everything, no

(01:00:11):
excess excess tonight, and in general she doesn't do a
lot of a lot of interviews. She did some last
year with Jason for the first Minecraft film was it Minecraft?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
That she she recently did some BROMA for something else,
but I can't remember what it was. And look what
her other projects have been.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
But like she is famously elusive, and how amazing would
it be to get the iconic Jennifer Collage on our show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
So if you see her, what you just passed your
ring through during the show. Yeah, and passed the phone
to her. Yeah, and we'll give you five thousand dollars.
So the first person that can do.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
The first person that you can get her, hey, in
studio if you want, or on the phone, I'll give
them five thousand dollars. You just have to make it happen.
You just have to facilitate it. Maybe you know someone
who's working on the film. It's a huge crew. I've
seen them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Yeah, Maybe you know someone who works at the favorite
cafe she's been visiting in Wellington or Auckland or Crushia
to Queenstone, wherever they're filming. Maybe you have a little
bit of an inn in here to get Jennifer Coolidge
at least on the phone to say hello, Hello, that's me.
Oh my gosh, what's going on? Frat fighting? Haley?

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Pretty good, Jim, that's well. What if somebody is an impersonator?
Oh no, we'll run some tests. We'll run some tests.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
We'll need some photos, we need some photo proof. Maybe. Yeah,
So this is all that's going to take if you
spot her it, and obviously we do not encourage you
to harass this human beand no, but if you spot
her ound, you can just go up and be like, hey,
I'm a big fan, and do you know who also
is my friends on the phone. You don't have to
say radio mate, We'll explain that that my friends on
the phone they absolutely love you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Just say, hey, I'm going to win five thousand dollars.
If you talk to these people on the radio, she
should probably do it, and so need the money. Can
you just talk to them for a minute?

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Yeah, these five thousand dollars you can do with that
five thousand what you want?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Yeah, five g If you're working with you, you could
say like half of charity, half of it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Don't charity out what charity? I mean I would because
I'm a good person. We don't talk about a charity
work on the show. Press But okay, so there is
your finders for to find it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
But wait, is she even still in the country Because
the latest signings were last week and she was all
over Auckland. She might have only just been in and
out for a week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
It was a long way to come.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Her role in the first Minecraft movie wasn't massively they
probably could have cranked it all out in a week hurricon,
but she was so popular in it it might.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Be might have given her more a bigger part of it.
I mean all I can find online. She's been enjoying
some PONSMB vintage stores. She's been out and about at cafes,
but they're kind of keeping down low at the moment.
Is she still in the country. That is no longer
my job.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
That is the job of the listener's to find out. Yeah, okay,
so eight hundred dars at him? Obviously if you if
you do see her, what if people run into her,
like and it's in the evening or something, you just
ask if you can call back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
To my Tammy has reason to believe they're in Thames
from this weekend. Come on, surely that's easy. Again, don't
take people to love times or the lovely old houses.
What do you think they're doing in times like going
in the old minds?

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Yeah, min okay, those minds because on sensing murder, they
always ended up pointing down there and being like, bodies
are down there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
That goes down there, And you don't feel like that
was an easy out for because no one we're actually
not legally allowed to go down. Yeah, someone else says
that they're near cum you. I know, I live year there.
I've seen that. I've seen them well.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
With respect, class and class. The finders feet. It's five
thousand dollars, so the first person and they can get
Jennifer cooleege on the fletch Onorn and Haley show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Yeah, and by like in on FaceTime, on phone call
at the Door'll be cool, and I promise and we'll
give it will be a lovely cool interview. It will
be cool. Yeah, Unlike the time that I interviewed Jason Momore, which,
by the way, today is the three year anniversary of
that meeting. Jasons inevitably ended up sitting on his knee

(01:04:25):
and leaving a panic. If you haven't seen that video,
it's on our socials. Eh. It's pinned to the top
because it's that awkward to watch it was. It was
full noise. I flirted with no class, He sat on
his knee and then I ended up sitting on him. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Play in Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Fact of the Day, day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Do do do do do do do do do doude
do dooo doo that was lovely. I just thought that
was a bit we've ever sung it for a while.
It was really nice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
It's really nice, felt each other's temper. Yeah, conducted beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Well, it's grass.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
We're here affected the day, and today I'm telling you
about grass and the fact that it's the most successful
hostile takeover in natural history.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Hostile takeover.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Grass launched a hostile takeover. It's one of the like,
it's one of the latest arrivals of the plant kingdom,
grass and it only popped up like twenty five million
years ago from aliens.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Worn such an eye you did, Aliens? Aliens brough Aliens
they put the seed in the grass and yeah, and
then they put their little clampy boots onto.

Speaker 10 (01:05:41):
Soil.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
They were actually running the hot lawn system millions of
years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Alien they came here and they're like, it's so sandy
and dusty. Everything's do it all white harder wood thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Yeah, and mushroom water. Been nice. Said somewhere that just
like put your toes in, yeah, lie back and plays
a kind of cloth on it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
And just sort of like enjoy it, sort of a
natural softness rather than this rock and there's tin.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Yeah, uncomfortable. So the made earth is comfortable. We're introducing grass. Ah,
so it now covers a third of the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Well that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
How because it's soft, it's low, it's got no thorns,
it doesn't have toxins, no like height advantage like trees,
like they outgrow everything, so they're above it, and every
large animal on Earth eats it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
We're constantly cutting it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
So how did it survive? Well, the secret, one of
the secrets is it grows from the bottom. Every other
plant grows from the tip, So if you cut a
tree or a shrug, you've destroyed its growth point. But
grass grows from below the earth. So every time we
cut it off, it's just I'm back, I'm coming back.
And if we cut it and it sits there and
it rots, it's feeding the nutrients. It's just sort of

(01:06:52):
ever growing. So you're just saying, don't use the catcher.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
No, I'm saying you a know, I use a catcher,
would use a catcher. We should release flitchporn and Haley
catchers for mowers. Why just the catchers are not a
whole Mum.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I think we need more merch and I think we
should start with Really, you think that's like a bit
of a marketing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I think that nine six nine six. Would you want
a flinchporn and haley grass catcher?

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Right, well, okay, and it would just at tank to
the back of your existing lawn muller, and what would
our faces be on it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Or just a logo our mouths catching the grass.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
So we three D print the grasses that look like
our faces and the coming to set a three and
you're like, today, I want to fill up Fletcher's mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
You put Fletcher on the back of the mass, or
like Fletcher's all full, I'll dip it out, I'll fill
up varn. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Interesting grass was I filled all three nows? Yeah yeah,
big lawns when all its competitors.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
If there was a wildfire, for example, it would spread
out and kill all the trees. The grass was below
the surface sight it would grow back the quickest. Same
with the grayser. If a goat eats a tree and
a goat eats grass, only one of them's grown back.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, So that's how it did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Also, it's got microscopic particles of silica basically glass.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
In it, and so silica like the packets that you'll
find in your vitamins.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Things draw tony microscopic ones. It wore the teeth down
of these animals that were eating it, so that they
got to the point where they could only eat the grass,
and they would spread the seeds right and also reinvigorate
it because they would eat it and pop on it
and do it. Also came back in with a brand
new way of doing photosynthesis. We don't have time to
go to how the t is popping off for catch
a merch.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Hop it off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
It's an just the odd merchandise. Yeah, couldn't we just
do hats or golf umbrellas.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Like yourn fist get inspired. So today's factor.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
The Day is grass is so low and defenseless, but
it's also conquered a third of the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Fact of the day day day day day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Plays it ends flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Text to Runey on the machine nine six nine six.
Why didn't you attend the wedding? Because someone rode into
the New York Times that they are did their friend
and might have been wedding a close friend. They are single.
This person not happily single, chronically lonely looking for love
and weddings she finds emotionally painful, like love is being

(01:09:35):
rubbed in her face and it keeps giving her the
feeling I'm never going to find it. She also wanted
to go to a concert, so she's like, I'm not
going to the wedding. She's like, I don't want to
do this. It's an annual concert trip that I make
with another group of friends every year. You've plunked your
bloody wedding in the middle. I don't want to be
at this wedding and see your happiness. I don't want

(01:09:58):
to go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
I like the honesty. Most people would just make an excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Yeah, So this was like a you know, give me
some advice, how do I get out of this wedding?
And a therapist said, you know, it's the wedding is
not the problem. The love in your face is not
the problem. You're the problem. You're the problem, and your
your acceptance of where you're at in life is the problem.
But if you really showing up physically is going to

(01:10:22):
ruin it's not going to work for you. You're upset
about going to the concert, you're upset about seeing love.
Find another way to celebrate that person. So I'm unable
to attend, but here's a toaster. Here's a toaster, and
I'll take you out for a glass of milk when
I return, and don't feel guilty about it. We're all where,
all the captains of our own ship here. But I

(01:10:43):
have never not attended a wedding for a purpose other
than if someone died and I couldn't go to a wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
One wedding, a destination wedding. I did one I can't
afford it, and also had things on and they weren't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
You know, it just was work out. Takes huge pride
and turning down a destination wedding and vite no thank you,
no thank you, financ flights and then that they know
that they're getting married in the destination. There was a
large swaff of people who have invited they're going to
be like no, thinking I can't afford it. For example,

(01:11:20):
someone just text and I want to know, why didn't
you attend the winding. This person was still recovering from
the alcohol poisoning from the stare doo one week before.
Oh my god, you stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
It's always nice to know your friends are listening to
the radio. My friend Johnny's just said, read your conversation
on the radio. I went to the Sevens instead of
going to my cousin's wedding The Sevens.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
He had a great costume. He would have won his
green Man's suit or grain Loss loves the Sevens.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Okay, well, maybe you had something else on. Maybe there
was a juicy reason you just couldn't go, because maybe
it was your ex getting married and they invited you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
I don't know. One of these reasons is I can't
even begin to unpare.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Okay, well, let's get to that next oh eight one
hundred dollars at them and call us text through nine
six nine six.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Why didn't you attend the wedding? Because there's a woman
who doesn't want to go. She's got a concert on
and she hates love because she can't find it herself.
It makes her feel sad. Fair enough, you don't have
to do anything you don't want to do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Maybe someone had a rubbish excuse, or there was some drama.
Why so many messages, there's some great stories. So anonymous,
your auntie didn't go to your wedding?

Speaker 14 (01:12:30):
Yeah, that's me. Why so they had RSVP that they
were coming and a week before, they seemed to message
and said, sorry, we can't come. We have to paint
the house.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
What do we We're gonna work a weather window here? Yeah, fine,
must no humidity. Everybody knows you have to sort catering
and numbers and you don't just do that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:12:55):
Yeah, they were quite instilled to this day. I just
on still my boggled over painting the house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Yeah, did they do a good job? Have you seen
the house?

Speaker 14 (01:13:05):
To be honest, I haven't been past the house, and
I also haven't spoken to them since.

Speaker 10 (01:13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah, fear enough she's out.

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Although as a gift of your wedding, I would have
appreciated the extra food because I imagined it still would
have been there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Yeah, a bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Yeah, it quite nice. Yeah, Anonymous, thank you? The message
is it? I didn't attend our close friends wedding. I
was four months pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Morning segment said it speaking, and I've lost a lot
of weight, so I looked like baler Off Twilight breaking Dawn.
Oh but pale and frail, Ye, pale and frowling gaunt.
My friend wasn't invited to his Oh no, that's not
what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
It's not the way. Weren't you invited?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
But I will say it was a very Christian conservative
friend's wedding because they'd slept with the grooms supposedly very
straight brother.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
M there's a weird not straight then.

Speaker 8 (01:13:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
I pulled out of being a bridesmaid for mAb's friend
because I didn't want to be at the wedding that
my ex husband was also going to be a tender.
Oh that's a clash. Best just kept away. You just
signed there. There's a few of them. There's a few
of those. Actually, I didn't go to my friend's winning
because I slept with the groom. I don't need to
be there, I think, Wait, and the wedding still win
a hit. Yep, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
I didn't go to the wedding because he invited me
Like this, are you invited? No, you're not, but you
can come if you want.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Bear in mind, my partner was a groomsman and we've
known each other for a while and he's in my
house when he was saying this. He also barely loved
his wife and often said terrible things about it. So
I'm not going to go support that wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Yeah, no, okay, give your texts coming nine six nine six,
eight hundred dollars at M.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Why didn't you attend the wedding?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I shouldn't go to a close friend's wedding because my
fiance died in an accident six weeks before, and I
literally could not be happy for it, even though she
had lost her first husband as well, and I didn't
want to ruin new days. Okay, that sounds fine. Nobody's
going to be like, I can't believe she's not here.

Speaker 15 (01:14:51):
You get at least a one year pass if if
your partner died. Didn't go to the wedding because I
secret land love with the bride. You didn't go to
my the ny a good friend's wedding. I was asked
to be bridesmaid too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I lived in London and she was getting married in
FIGI that's my visa was hitting in three months, and
I didn't want to use the money and annually leave
to travel back for a wedding. I wanted to use
the money in the annual leaf to travel Europe, as
she knew was my intention. The friendship ended over it,
but I've got no regrets. I thought she was selfish
for pressuring and expected me to come. She never visited
me in London, so that seemed fee Yeah that's fair. Wow, okay,
I mean yeah, not a good friend. Really, Nah, I

(01:15:25):
got this invited to the wedding because I told the
groom I need to pull us hidden about the wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
My mother in law has been married seven times. I
just told I'll catch the next one seven times. Seven times.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
You're the problem at Yeah, we were living in London.
My partner flew home to be a groomsman. I went
to Coachella. Now I'm the godmother of their firstborn. Probably
should have gone to the wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Yeah, that Cotel is fine. She forgot not go to
a wedding because you like, this one's not gonna last. No,
I did a wedding where I was late. This one's
not gonna last other than shann and jarreed obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Well you've seen the word and Mike and Matt. You've
seen the way Matt and Jared both look at me
no matter of Yeah, yeah, oh you're saying you'll be
the reasons.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Threasing with me blows two marriages apart. Yeah, yeah, that's
two for one. It's a toof wi called that are
tufer yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
When they heard about your divorce, they were like right,
and they started taking their wedding rings off.

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna put it on the trash.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
I didn't go to my sister in law's wedding because
I'm great, I'm gay, and she's a hypocrite.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Okay, we're gonna need a bit more explanation there. Well,
what brand of gay? What brand of hypocrite?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
I was meant to be made of honor, but I
separated from my now ex husband a week before and
he was supposed to be the best man. He said,
if you're going, I'm not going to. So I pulled
out and I lost her friends. Oh wow, okay, So
just we're going to follow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
On texts from the I'm gay and she's a hypocrite.
No gays were allowed at the wedding, but her fine
bustard kids were.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
There were Okay, no gays us one and all. No
my height and mind, gays stay back.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Yeah. Um, my dad didn't attend my wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
My parents put up four years earlier and he didn't
want to make anybody uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Oh yeah, yeah, more uh.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Oh okay, more information about sleeping with the groom because
somebody said that slept with the groom.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
She didn't believe me when I told her he was
cheating on her, So I proved it. Ah, what proved it?
What by sleeping with him? Wait? But were you originally
sleeping with him?

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
No, she slept with him to prove to her friend
that he was cheating on her with other people.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
And so she she slept. That's putting it on the line.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
It's really that's really like what do they call it?
Scorched earth treating and just leaving nothing in your wake.
Didn't go to my brother's wedding because I said, this
one's not gonna last. Gave it six months. It lasted
a year. So they did double what I thought they
were going. Yeah, but I'm glad I didn't spend money.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Your brother's wedding, though, you gotta at least go. I
didn't attend my ex bosses wedding because although I was
naive enough to think that our work relationship was platonic,
there was in fact lots of special treatment towards me,
day trips away, on site visits together, and very flirty behavior.
He invited me to his winning even though I could
tell his wife hated me and never spoke to me

(01:18:20):
at work events. I read the room to climb the invite.
These days they separated and I work elsewhere. Hallelujah, Wild Pap.
You wonder why some people just go through with it
A they know that I want to be doing it.
The down payment for the catering, and the catering's nice.
I'm not missing it on a nice meal just because
I don't like my husband. You just have a lovely meal.

(01:18:42):
But what if you went and put up with awkwardness
and the food comes out, You're like, not with it?
Chickens dry, shame, shallow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
They were really struggling to come to terms of sleeping
with your friend's partner to proved that he's a cheaterh Yeah,
you're an old one, but I'm a good friend. I'm
going to do something. I need some follow up on that. Yeah,
we're probably gonna need to follow up on that. So
she slept with the groom to preview was cheating. But
then there was still a wedding and she was still invited,
but she declined the offer.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Odd, very odd, very odd?

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Does that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
M podcast Network plays z MS flesh one and.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Haley, Now, what do you think women? In spam. A so,
what what's women in stem? Science?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Science, technology, science, technology, engineering, maths. Yes, science, science, technology.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
I'm not one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
Percent sold that I've got the t right science pickles,
mayonnaise and mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Science pickles, equatics like swimming teachers and Marjorie. Still it's yes, yes, yes,
follow this, follow this sociology. So it's it's in the career.
You know, women in finance, women in steam. It's not
women in spam. It's not going to be people who

(01:20:01):
don't do engineering and maths and stuff. There's not gonna
be the people who don't do that being like we're
important to is it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Lower expectations of what is stance for social media influencer?

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Correct? Is a promo peer promos and promo babes? Yeah? Acting, advertising,
advertising and marketing and marketing social media, pr advertising and marketing.
We are women in spam?

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Okay, people that are can I say four people and marketing?
Then it ended stronger and it started.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
But we know our marketing girlies, many of which I reckon.
We've got a real base level listenership of spam. Obviously
women in spam because I would say, you know, when
I do my shows, my girly shows. It has given
big women of spam. It's the marketing girlies. It's your
social media pr your advertisers that are out on a
Friday night. It would it a prosecco. We love women

(01:21:02):
in spam. Well, they wanted a name because they're thinking.
It often feels a little bit more like scene as
a girly career like this, and I don't know where
women in spam we actually make the world go around.
Were selling everything and getting it a Purchasely.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
When it comes to sort of skills we can take
into the apocalypse which is on the horizon.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
We've got much.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
I'd much rather have a STEM than a spam going
to be like, we just need to do this, this, this,
and we can reroute the power from the one remaining working.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Gregted this, But do you know what like AI is
coming for your sciences and your technologies. AI cannot dream
up the creativity invent women in spam.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
AI was invented by STEM. You asked women and spam
how much I have a AI ran down their throat.
You ask any woman who works in the S, the P,
the A, or the M who isn't having some upper
management person.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Being like lean into AI, use it more, use it more.
If someone did say, do you want to be named
after a shitty can of mate?

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Yeah, this is my point for a group that is
called spam, it's a terrible name.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
They were marketing. I don't even work in marketing, and
wouldn't women in maps.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Have been better? But that would make me think that
they're working in maps.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Right, they were in mass opposed to as opposed to
working with spams with process.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Yes, what if you're a woman in spam You've got
your own titles woman in PAMs now because everyone just
think because PAMs is a woman is a woman's brand
is internationally? Or is it some New Zealanders that have
us examples like Christina because she's a manager, but she
sells the Kardashian brand. You've got Emily in Paris, she's

(01:22:44):
over there working, worketing, working for a marketing firm. I
don't think Emily in Paris is real though. That's the
work of fiction, is it not. You've got what's her
name from Sex in the City, Samantha. She's a woman
twenty years ago and social media, public relations, advertising, marketing.
People know about our shelf. It wasn't for them, would
they who would be listening? If it weren't for women

(01:23:07):
in spam.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
In STEM, we wouldn't have the technology to replacing the
women in STEM.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Women in STEM still have the same amount of respect.
It's just the women in spam were like, Hey, how
about a little bit of respect over here? We need
to sell what the women in steam are making for
us in our job. We're men and people. I'm not
a man, but you've got spam. I'm not in marketing
or PR or anything like that. I had to break
it to your chicken, this is what I'm doing. That

(01:23:38):
is what I'm doing. Yeah, show brought to you by
Animate show brought to you by that Happy Happens Sam?
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Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
And Haley's reading an article. I forgot Craig's paper yesterday
and when days the fat one not a.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Happy He was happy because Haley always steals the paper
from work because it's free.

Speaker 6 (01:24:05):
It takes I'm entitled feeling. If it's free, it's a
friend man for many of them around the Okay, right, Yeah,
the title is from the UK. It says I was
unhappy in my marriage until we agreed I could sleep
with other people.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Oh yeah, goes on to.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
Say Courtney, a relationship therapist. There's marriage to an intensive
care doctors since two thousand and five. They got three
kids of both forty three seventeenth wedding anniversary in twenty
twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
The marriage, they said, was struggling in frequent sex, emotional
distance in it happens, that's sort of what marriage is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
She proposed opening the marriage sextually. Nate initially resisted but
agreed after five months. Man, she must have been odd
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Yeah, it's got my finger ready to download that tender mate.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
The arrangement was one sided. He had no interest in
seeing other people, but supported her in doing so.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Either friend who is in an open relationship ethical non monogamy.
They call it E and M e NM ethical non
monogamy meaning wait, so not ethical is cheating? Yes, Just
to be clear, A fear is sleeping with people. That's cheating.
Ethical is that we both agree and it's free range,
free range, not caged. And so he is he practices

(01:25:18):
E and M and she doesn't go out. She's like,
I know that you just need a bit more. Yeah,
I'm all good now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
I mean, I wouldn't say I'm an overly jealous person,
but how.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Do you not like you think about it? Jealousy is
just one more emotion that you can learn how to handle.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
It's just about here's the interesting part and the four
and four years you slept with five men, always building
a connection. First, no, one night's dance, she's dating you
just did it? What wambam think you?

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
No? No, no, no, no, You've got to be safe.
But the connection thing, that's like, that's odd, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Kind of that's an emotion, a better physical time. Yeah,
whereas guys, I'm imagining guys don't need that. As much
as it's pretty loud, I could imagine guys just don't.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Need that at all. Really, Na, we're desperate for it?

Speaker 9 (01:26:11):
Who need it?

Speaker 13 (01:26:12):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
So your friend what is his wife or girlfriend think
of this? She just doesn't absolutely fine, she took time.
It took time, and they've got kids and everything. But
it's never backfire, never wow now and it's all there's
no secrets, there's nothing. And even when there's confusing feelings,
which can often happen, right, something physical and you're like,

(01:26:33):
oh god, I am feeling a deeper connection. They just
talk about it and they'll be like, maybe that's not
a safe person anymore. Get your hands off there. Yeah,
maybe you can touch as well, but not as heart,
you know, I know. I mean, we live in a
modern world. I've got lots of friends with.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Me relationship love those stories when the guy really wants
an open relationship and the girls say no, and then
they decide that they'll let it happen, but the guy
can't find anyone to sleep the girls, and the girl just.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
She's like, mate, I'm booked up, and she's just like
I'm loving this. And he's like, oh, I actually maybe
this was the right idea. Yeah, I'm not home Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Yeah, okay, So this is what we want to know
one hundred times it in. Give us a call tixton
nine six nine sex.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
Did you open up the relationship and how did it go?
We're talking open relationships. Have you opened up your relationship
to a polyamorous or an ethical non monogamous or whatever? Yeah,
you know, allowed allowed to play while you know, daddy's away,
that kind of stuff. Wow, Well, some wild stories. We

(01:27:43):
asked this on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
Couple of responses, someone said, yea, we played with three
separate couples who all subsequently broke up, so we stopped
doing that before it happened to us.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Maybe you were the problem. You were too good, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
YEAHR is open it up by getting divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
It's different in it you've just left them. It's called
single now single.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
I wouldn't dare open my relationship after I blew a
relationship to bits by having a fun three person fun
time with a couple that I met online who said
they were totally okay with it and they discussed everything.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
I actually know a guy that did that met a
couple and then like they did it and apparently it
was all good. And then they were He was like,
can I just have a shower, and they're like yeah, sure,
it's just through there, and he said he heard them arguing,
oh no, and then came out and it was all
like weird. It was so this is versus a guy
with a straight couple with a straight couple, and obviously

(01:28:46):
someone took exception to something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
I think the guy thought it would be hot and
nick minute, someone's in the bedroom do you want and
you're sitting there watching be like, why did I want this?
But the guy that got invited to be part of
it was he straight or by straight.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Fascinating, So she was getting at Yeah she was, Man,
you mustn't w about this the new guy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
Everybody there was by then you'd probably be taking a
lot of bob because we're all on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
But at least had that argument. When the guy leaves,
you know, Oh yeah, that's how that's how arguments work.
I will wait for the perfect time for the section.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
I'm happy to just leave it for now. Yeah, it
will come back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
We'll sit on it for now and deal with this
when we're both a bit more emotionally regulated. Yes, same
day we opened the relationship, we're discussed that she slept
with her ex.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Somebody tells me she hadian motive. Yeah, sounds like it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
We opened the relationship, he slept with someone else about
telling me, which is against rule number one. He also
didn't wrap it, which was against rule number two, and
he ended up with an STI at the same time
I found out I was pregnant with his baby.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Wow, it's a lot. That's like, that's why you have
rules right, and surely protection is one of them. You
do't wanna be bringing that into your relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
I'm in an open relationship and it does get quite
unbalanced because as the female, I have zero issues getting
people wing to sleep with me. The emotional stuff can
be tricky to navigate.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Though, this is what I said before. I feel like
it's easier for the women harder for the guys.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
I mean, I know it's a stereotype, but I get
it because if I were I want a little bit
of a wine and dine, you want to cook them
a five course meal. Totally. But if some guys like, Okay,
I'm in an open relationship and try to hook up
with me, I'm like, well you gonna take me off
for dinner? You canna do this? He's like where his
missus has just like come over? Yeah, when mam.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
You have to be really open and honest and don't
get irritated by your life partner's feelings, even if they
seem irrational. Overall, you can't expect one person to be
everything to you. So now I have a husband and boyfriend,
a lover and a friends with benefits what, Okay, it's polyamory.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
I've been in an open relationship for the past six
years with my boss aka, i've been as mistress. Now
we're both single and still in an open relationship seeing
other people as well.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
There's one thing this text machine is telling us. Our
listeners are living. They're living, They're living. I love and
they laughing. I'm Polly and I introduced high poly grant.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
There want to crack I'm poly polyamorous. I maybe nisian.
I introduced my partner to the other partner. It was
it's almost like having divorced parents. You get your partner
half the week and the other half you could.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Deal with what you like. Wow, have you read the
prison one out?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
And that's I was saving it for I reckon. This
is the head because I reckon you might need a diagram. Okay,
because I've got a pen and paper for a diagram.
O long story, but I was in prison in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
So draw a box that's prison.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Now in there, put an F for female. Okay, here's
a female in prison. And my fiance was in Australia. Well,
now now draws a kangaroos. You can Australia. I don't
know how to draw Australia, neither to draw Larou.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Okay, okay, it's a rock. So he was in Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
I sent my fiance to see Ladies of the Night
because I couldn't fulfill the intimacy gap.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
So paid paid.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
So we are in prison on your prison wages, you're
working in the shop, and you're sending him the money.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
To sleep with the ladies of just allowing it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Yeah, okay, when I got out on parole, so now
she's out of the box, still in the cage that
is New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Because she's on parole, couldn't go to Australia. He agreed,
I could start seeing a man who lived here who
was also engaged.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
Okay, so the man and his midy in the middle
Australia and New Zealand. Okay, his fiance agreed because she
wanted to see other women. So now that so the
midi is also bisexual with women.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
But then he he left her and asked me to
leave my fiance, even though I agree that wasn't gonna happen.
In the fiance still in Australia and I've got a
home detention bracelet on, so I'm not going it was
a very missy time.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Wow, what happened?

Speaker 10 (01:33:08):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
From the top.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
I was in prison in New Zealand. My fiance was
in Australia. I see my fiance say to see ladies
in the night because I couldn't fulfill the intimacy gap
when I got out here. I was on paroles, so
I couldn't go to Australia, and we agreed that I
could start seeing a man in New Zealand. He was
also engaged. His fiance agreed because she wanted to see
other woman. He left her us medially. My fiance was
a very missy type nine sex sex?

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
What happened next? What happened? It will just go together
and founds. I would have just seen two thirds of
the trilogy. Yeah, you know, I want to see part
I want to see Return to the King. Yeah, the
most important one the trilogy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
I mean hard when it's long distance and he's in Australia,
and because she's on parole, it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Was so much fun. You can have over zoom, you know.
But he could come to New Zealand. Yeah. Was he
on the was he on the FIFA for money? Maybe
he's on fIF for money, or maybe he's in prison.
In Australia on parole.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
We speaking of long distance. Next on the show, there's
a fun long distance game that besties or people in
prison can play.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Act maybe not in prison can be pretty limited. No,
I don't think you could play that. We'll explain. Next.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Is that en podcast network.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
We launched earlier this morning, the Flinch, Morn and Haley
Finder Speed. Yes, five thousand dollars if you can find.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
Jennifer Coolist and get it on the show somehow, five
grand will be yours. That's it, And she says here information.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Yeah, people messaging, and so it's just got to be
during our show. You could just ask her to say, hey, look,
I'd really love the money. All you need to do
is just jump on this phone call.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Yeah, hey, I have a chance to win five grand.
If you just jump on this call. It can literally
be like hello and we'll be like, oh my god,
Jennifer Coolidge. Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
However, I mean I would expect for the five grand
for the finder fee, We've got to have at least
a bit of convo.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
No, no, no, totally, But you don't need to You
don't need to let her know how we're going to
you off like a ten minute interview. Yeah, she doesn't
have to go anywhere. We'll launch that on Yeah. Yeah,
we're very charming and likable.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Well oh eight hundred dancing and message out Instagram and
box as well. It's probably the easiest way to contact
us if hit m.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
If you spot her and we can make a little
plan better on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
We've done this in the past and it works if
you're just like, if you like, it's happened before when
people working on the crew are just like, hey, look,
I just you know, I'm just a slowly paid runner here, Like, yeah, mate,
I could get five greend.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Can just jump on this phone radio station and we're
going to pay someone five grand if you get on
the phone, can you just yeah, I'll go your half
z's you can do what it will well if you
want give it a go. Now, we were going to
mention the fun new game.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
If you've got a long distance friend living on the
other side of the world, there can on the show
for tomorrow. You know what, that's on the show tomorrow
because we've had a follow up you if you've just
tuned in, I will do a brief recam receiving a
message talking about opening your relationship and how it worked out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Yeah, someone said, long story again. If you were listening,
you probably just needed a diagram. If you've already hed
I heard this, you'll pick up something. It's like a
good movie. You watch it again, you get something else
from it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
I mek you each time. Long story. But I was
in prison in New Zealand. My fiance was in Australia.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
I sent my fiance to see Ladies of the Night
because I couldn't feel the intimacy gap that he needed.
When I got out, I was on parole, so I
couldn't go to Australia. He agreed that I could see
a man who was also engaged. His fiance agreed because
she wanted to see other woman, but he ended up
leaving her and asked me to leave. My fiance was
a bit of a messy time, and we said, we
feel like we've seen two thirds of the trilogy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
You does that make sense to you? That story? Yeap.
The diagram is perfect there because we've got a prison
cell in there, I've got the Return of the King,
I've got the thirsd Final in storm. There's a follow
up stand by continuation of that story.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Thanks nine six six he left his fiance two weeks
before their wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Now that was the guy that she was in the
open relationship with. Because his partner wanted to see woman, she.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Was allowed to sleep with her. Yeah, he left his
fiance two weeks before their wedding. A week before my
parole and did my fiance died in a motorcycle crash
in Australia, Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
I'm so sorry I ended.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
Up married to the guy that left his fiance two
weeks before what the wedding?

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Oh so your fiance who you were going to marry
has passed away in a motorcycle accident. The guy that
she was in a open seeing and part of an
open relationship agreement left his partner proposed to be with
our texter and she said yes, and she ended up
married to him for nine and a half years.

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
He was a real asshole. It was a miserable marriage.
I plucked up the courage and I left.

Speaker 1 (01:37:31):
What a story? Now, Hang on, how are you now?
Part three? How are you now?

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Right at when Frodo is getting on the ship Tony
and he's sitting on the foot across with everybody who
touched me out?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
Is there a love in your life or your chill
w event signor.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Also you missage it and you're like, I'm feeling really good.
I turned thirty next week. It's going to be too
much for me that someone under food has experienced.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
No, no, no, no, surely this is giving. It's going
to blow my mind. Yeah, it's going to blow my mind. Wow,
we're going we have a message. We've got some wild listeners.
So I mentioned we were talking about Jennifer Collidge. We're
really like tying up the show quite nicely.

Speaker 8 (01:38:09):
Here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Jennifer Collidge was visiting some vintage stores in Ponsonby. Jennifer
came into my vintage clothing boutique on the corner of
Ponds and Bank Road and stayed for two hours and
bought heaps. What do you think she's got an old
Warriors jersey? No, it's a nice.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Rules finding an old NRL shot when you're out in
about Okay, s mar So, guys, she is around.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
She's obviously staying around because quite often they'll get them
a nice like Airbnb and Grayland Hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
So if you see her, try it. So I'm one,
I'm this messager must be dead Man vintage because that
was the store that she was spotted at for a
good store yees, as have you been in with all
the leather jackets? Him and I Vintage on the corner
of it's the same one. It's all within Jim and

(01:39:03):
I dead Man Vintage.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Well, the way the finders fee works is you've got
to get Jennifer Collidge on the Fletchborne and Hailey show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
So that for us to confirm she's here. She's still here,
but she's not on the phonership. No, Well, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
The money is here for the first person that can
do it. Oh, I'm busting for a weeze. After that podcast,
I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
You are allowed to listen to it. There's no rules
when we were allowed to listen to it, just says here,
I'm busting for a week. I read it. Okay, I
read it.

Speaker 8 (01:39:38):
Give us a review.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
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