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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Flesh and Haley's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cartoel Special, the Live Show and the Big Potter back
on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Lovely for sake, it's the same time to eat and
then you sat down and walking straight away we go
to Hong Kong.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Can I just pause though before we start to remind
you fleets that your pencil is in your hat.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Because left it there, so I know we're last time.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You're like, it's there?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That is, Sir Martini's is the strongestring of head today?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No, it's not. It's not that strong at all.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's strong.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hailey's best friend is here and she said, I just
need you to make a drink.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's not a Hailey level like people. It's nice, it's good,
but it's nice.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
She's sipping and that is not strong.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's very strong.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Other friend, do you think it's strong?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Touches it burns.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You've got a Hong Kong for a next Star Christmas
where there's another gests, not best round jests, another jests
high team.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I hope you all are feeling.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Thoroughly tips of reading this well as previously discussed moments ago, yests.
The especially attorney certainly had the spot though it.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Be glass if you didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That man, this is my problem. I can't say no
to it, Hailey. Can I please have a paper towel?
Thinks think you just okay? One will do?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
I'm sorry, I just.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Do two because they're my paper towels. I'm allowed to.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I do three paper tails every time. And I've been
told recently successive paper teling twos and ovens is the
perfect amount of the perfect amount already.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Double ply, So you're going six all ply.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
You don't want a finger through and hit the ass.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wait didn't we talk about this?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, always go the whole day.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
La.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I can roll that.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I can smell like it's on it's on me, it's
on me.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Pooh my scrub scause it must be under my nails.
A bit of true. Then down poo poo.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's how you get bali bally, how you get all
my manner of things? All right, we go to Hong Kong.
Just would like it would be ideal if a good
will remain unscarred. Massive shoutout Americ Christmas to make George
a gorgeous friend, sophet and it's hord in here.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I'm thinking about taking my shirt off. But can I can?
I have your single, can have your sports singler. I'll
go get you the sports man. I'm running hot.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You are allowed to have your nipples free if I do,
it's sucking weird.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Apparently, apparently that's just society. I'm not gonna get I'm
not going to weigh it on that.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's too clammy though. That's clam Fletcher's house, which we love,
we love being here. But it's got no earcon. It's
just got fans because it's an old like Art deco apartment.
No e Coon can't have it because you can't put
the pump out of the window the good old days.
You just hang them out the windows that used to
put babies in out the window of apartment buildings in
(03:08):
New York.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
And it's too hot.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Going through his drawer, it's it's blue. I didn't expect this.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You're already wearing his gray sweatpants in which we can
see your entire cock. This is exactly why Fletch got them.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
A sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So you have a myriad of shorts in that room,
you come out with the one pair of gray sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Is the season, it's the season more of k Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, it's quite fitted.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's quite fitted.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You look great, you look great.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh my god, that's so much better. My armpits can breathe. Yea,
I wearing a heavy teeth. In my defense, it's quite
a humid day today. On the record, it started it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
We're grateful to be here.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Awkland, in this place. Hey this please you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Massive shadowed America bristiness and my gorgeous Sophi McGrath, who
is currently living in Whales.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I can't do it in a village of my farm.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We Lloyd Lungford, That's all I can do.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Lloyd Langford in the wheels. Wouldn't it be McGrath, Sophie McGrath.
You see, Sophie McGrath.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
She's not a fucking pie chart in McGrath h Because
you went to kept mcgrad I learn to read your
dumb fuck.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Sorry that was may. That's really mean. I did not
need any extra education.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Please see in all of your love and good cheer,
because as mentioned, she lives in Wales, so it as
much sharing up as possible.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I bloody loved Wales.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, I mean you don't want to live there. It's miserable.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's this who it's.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Great, It's great.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Sophie is such a fantastic person and possibly the most
knowledgeable person on rugby I know. One of my favorite
activities is going to a bar with Sophie and watching
men's faces as they try to man splain rugby to
her very quickly as they have way out of the depth. Yeah,
and I'd like to make it a game by taking
a shot every time I see.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Men balls shrivel Okay, okay, wow.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Highlight of my year I was definitely seeing in my
thirtieth birthday at the beach at a four moon party
in Thailand, followed by a fabulous two weeks in Vietnam.
Such an amazing country.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh, I'd love to go to Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Face, I haven't been in Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
I loved Thailand, though, what did you.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Say wasn't worth it in Vietnam? We are I didn't
go to Houian No Ho Chi Minh. I didn't like that.
I didn't like Chim, didn't like Ho Chi Minh.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
The guy.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Just a big trail, just a big city, just but
Ha NOOI is amazing. And then north of that is
Harlong Bay.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's a juiciest moment of the year. I went, I
had a had a woman steal a soft toy off
me that I want to Bengo. I went to take
it from him and she legitimately powered at man. It's
so shocked I let her keep it. Wow, juicy.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Iran's probably on par with your juiciest moment of the year, Flitch,
which was what's that we see We're going to start
to share some of our juiciest Yeah, you kick it off.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You start, Jesus, I didn't even know to start it
been in one of the jurists on record Europe. Oh,
Europe was fine. Wait has it been one of the
juiciest moments and years on recorder? When did you When
did you hit pig juice?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't know. It's just always juicy.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It's juicy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's Charlie's bloody orange over here that he is.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm squeezing and squeezing in the juice.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Reundcarnation choice a dog hands down. Any other answer is wrong.
A dog's life is heaven.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Bex is from London, washing the whole m team and
Merry Christmas. I think of you as my fathest, furtherest,
cheap earthest. It's farthest, is it. I've had many debates
about this farthest.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
We're going to literacy intervention.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Sorry. My best friend who's here is very intelligent, right.
I think of you as my furthest away friends or
farthest away.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Friends, fatherest, farthest, Yeah, furtherest, No, furthest because I used
furtherest for years and people would say that's.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Not a word. Sounds like you both inhaled quite a
bit of that farthest skills and the education callbacks that
they have been he's he's on. His callbacks have been amazing.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I think of you as my distant distant friends.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
That's what I do want. I don't understand the word.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I just change it most distant friends. Twenty twenty six
is the best year for all of you. Well discussed.
It's a juice. It's just juicing year round for this guy.
Highlight of the year being a bridesman for my best
friend in France.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Juicy.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
This moment in the kissing sex is for five man,
Oh oh my me?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
And did you kiss them on the belly button?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Because you're so short.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Thank you for keeping that clean.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
By the way, it literally took all of my mind.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Reincarnation was a seal the first entry for seal there.
That's a great suggestion, but.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
But gorgeous actually, I think you want to jump on.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Boy, do you kiss a six foot five man? How old?
How tall? Toes? And he's been you just.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Jumping and go what is that?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
No, no, six foot six is like two meters.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Okay, so close apparently, but up up up, let's where
are you up?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Up?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I just wanted this to end right. I thought it
was fucking probably the highlight of the entire broadcasting experience.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Ashley is next. She's from Auckland High Team goodness.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I was reflecting before writing this message and realized that
I have been listening to Flinch and Vaorn since the
days that the radio session that shall not be named
Listening to the Potter is the higher of my day.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
The CUSP radio s she has gone down her I
didn't want to, I don't want to say anything. I
don't want to I don't want to get waited on it.
I've got some notes. I've got notes. To the Potter
is the highest of my day.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Are you two all too truly bring a live tell
your junior and friends that comes to on air, shedding
the carward.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That's actually fun for four years.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Highlight of my year is looking in a winning date
reincarnation choice. Honestly, Albert Einstein, I know what I would
like to know what it feels like.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
The brain's neger. People like quite understanding reincarnation. I don't
think well, I don't think the whole thing is a
load of ship. I think I have a better fun
with a question.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You don't take it.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
She experience is quantum the TV show Quantum Leap. She
wants to leap back into the body of the historical
figure and experience their life.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I think it'll be overwhelming having a brain light there
we would you start? Mine's so simple. A lot of
the time it's basic. I just want to be touched.
I want have a nice glass of wine, eat some food.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Get touched again, get touched again, touch yourself, then wake
up in the sle touch again.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't want equations.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Series find some with you would get nothing done.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
He wouldn't have. He would have figured any of it
out them In the theory of masturbation, you'd be like
I'm going to think about after.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Him equals porn hubs square equals fingers and would be no.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
And the and the one. Yeah exactly, Yeah, they would
have been him.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Come on, guys, would be without trains, wouldn't we? We
were what I think, would still have trains.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I don't think it all goes back, and if you
look it up, I think our trains existed before Ryanstone
was born. But I mean I could be wrong. You
went to matter Yep, yeah, that's not what happened in Australia.
I've just completed my visa in the UK after three
(10:38):
years listening to you guys every day, my commute to
work every day. Couldn't have done it without you. Thanks
William William Juicy. This moment of the year went on
the Holida Lads holiday and one of the boys played up.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
What would you do? Would you you are away with
your group.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Of friends, if you've all got partners and one of
them plays up, you'd be like I would personally be
like fuck did I'm very especially.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
The gays like they never do that.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
No, they're very loyal.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was thinking heterosexual men. Oh yeah, yeah, the gays
are on the play gay gay play all day day.
That's what I'm saying is.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Put that on a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
You know they take them with no it's again and
both of the gay tore all adults.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So you're you're allowed to make your own decisions in life.
That's as they want to do.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'd be so disappointed. I'd say, I'm disappointed in what
you've done here. You portrayed someone's trust reincarnation choice of
being agle or hawk. Actually hadn't thought of that well,
and that's a fantastic Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, there's see more.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Of those petrol strength expressing.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
They'll only take me a second to whip up on.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay, okay, well strength, we'll finish this off. Jason from
Brisbane Merry Christmas Team and jar Bless. It's a difficult year,
but I've gotten up every day and face their heads.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Highlight of the year making some new close, genuine friends.
Juiciest moment and we're gonna gave.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Are we?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
This sounds like a story straight out of Liz Mils.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Mills Auckland ju member of the a steam room encounter
with a certified Australian tein An Australians in New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Twelve yes, but Europe in the South America, Europe seven.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
If you're an Australian tin, yeah, you're a.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Europe eight Europe eight. Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Because what am I? I'm a I'm a seven point two.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Europe for a chrishch Lis Mills tin crash.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Mills tin ye europe for and a Brazilian two.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And I know it, and I know it the rules
next time when we come back, we're going to have
popp to Melbourne in Auckland and London.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Why not