January 10, 2026 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleehorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Caltoel Special.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Live Show and our Big Pood is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January after our holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeap and we are Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He's trying the king up because he doesn't want to
have to come back to it.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Patrick has what episode is this.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Twenty three? Where will we will be?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You know when they're.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Listening to It's a week to go on holidays.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I say that like we're all going somewhere exciting Auckland.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I think I'll be at the Mount, I'll be at home.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think I'm at Mount Old. Are you going to
be giving it way to night?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Man on these fucking ghosts?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The man these coasts.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Patrick sees Merry Christmas and I am an amazing supportive
fiance Jam Jam and do you flesh Onorn and Haley
in the produces longtime listen the first time podcasts. Shout
Out Christmas, Shout out out Lovely. We moved to Melbourne
eighteen months ago. My partner has been amazing this year.
When I unexpectedly became un employed due to banks cut
cost cutting after record profits, he had to cover all
(01:04):
the bills, including our crippling mortgage, and supporting me in
a job hunt emotionally and trying to do whatever he
could to be there. When I called him crying, it
felt at the end of the world and it was
a huge shot. I couldn't have made it through this
tough year without you. He's have loved Jean, and I
am so proud of you and everything you've accomplished in
your life. You started in a foreign country in New
Zealand at fifteen, not speaking English and have become a
fully qualified doctor of hematology.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's the blood.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Bombhole, No, that's the blood because of hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Unrelated horn. I love you so much.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Highlight of the year was getting to explore Melbourne with
my partner and also getting a new role a month
after I lost my last one.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Is that bumhole?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, jes This moment of the year when I said,
on my new role as an assurance manager, I learned
it one of my are you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Not insurance as ass urine No.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So you're in a workplace and you're like, well, I
don't know if I can do this and you can ye, yeah, yeah,
of course reassure you.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I learned that one of my team members was leaving
the company due to an incident of Missonda.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, it's a juice story.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I went, providing all the details here and exposing who
I am sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We love juice and we're so good with secrets.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We'll never say anything reincarnation. It's a cat like tat.
Cats have the best life.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
If I could just sleep, eat and play all day
without worrying about bills, that'd be.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Nice, lovely Sarah.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Well, thanks Patrick, h Sarah, Merry Christmas to my husband
Lee and kids Piper and Carter.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We'll be listening to your Christmas specials while at the beach.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I know they shouldn't be listening because it's not always
age appropriate, but un less I can blame someone else
when crazy shit comes out of their mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We can't be having kids here. I'm sorry. Off your
toshl off your go.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I feel terrible about saying bumhole just to.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Bumhole as well.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm sorry you're gonna have to explain what a bumhole is?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
How am I slice to explain the Twilight of the Year.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
When my cat, which I rescued from a breeder, return
home after four years we had replaced him with another cat,
which we had dropped from Nine Lives. Awfu O. My
husband wouldn't let me spend lots of money on another
cat as I lost the last one.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Jokes on him.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
We have to love nine Lives orphanage.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's how to get two cats if your partner won't
let you get a second one. You give your cat
to a friend to hang on to for two weeks,
cry for the first week, and then be like, I
think the only one I'm going to get over this
is a new cat, and give the new one. Go
pack up your other cat. Oh my god, we've got
two cats. Now, that's toxic reincarnation choice.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I'd come back as a kid to do because they'revoluptuous,
good looking, and all they do is hang out getting
drunk on berries and when they fall out of trees.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
People thinks it's good cute.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
That's not the first kid to do either.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No, we have quite a few kid to do.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But have we got someone coming for the dolphin? We
might have a dolphin? Dolphins? What's when it's in third place?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's been cats, dogs, pandas.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh yeah, maybe pandas is. We had a late seal
and a whale. No, but that's not We've had two whales.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Merry Christmas, team, says Chelsea from London. First off, thank
you for me my connections New Zealand wile living in London.
I truly love having you in my ears. Every day
I want to shout out my little brother wienas.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
A molden like wea and he was like, no, it's
just wiena.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Brother one could ask for. You've truly made my time
in London better. I love being able.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
To travel with you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A sibling that gets on with your other sibling.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Don't understand that's me.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I know you guys, it's unique to you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But close to my sister this year.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You're not going to go see her at Christmas and
kiss her on the mouth. Weird she kisses her brother
on the mouth and the family yeah, she said.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah. My sister said to me that day when she
was leaving, I'll give us a cuddle.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I was like, I made a noise because they have
codies a girl.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
We are a mouth kissing family and now my parents
live with me. This mouth castles left front scence.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm sorry, but you don't see whatever every day in mouthcass.
We do, and you wonder why you've got a bloody
staff and fish.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Just spread and staff everywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Highlight of you were spending four days at a villa
and Tuscany for a wedding, continuously drinking Italian wine in
the sun.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Poor thing's I think that's where all get married Italy.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You're getting married, are yeah, yeah, Italy A nice idea.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I just have a multro means will just have a
party with all the gaggle sounds lovely.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Reincarnation choice a dog, preferably a small cute one. I
want their level of attention and love that small dogs
seem to get.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ruth's next from Hawkland. If your h party keep me
saying through a terrible year, Oh welcome, we are welcome.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Bless you all for laughing at Lara. I want to
shout out my two overseas sisters. We will listen to
the podcast from New Zealand Australia in the UK. Eve
and Bex, I can't mention life without you, Hoio. You're
going to Australia to meet my sister Bex's baby and
flying to London to surprise my twin.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
As I'm writing this, she still doesn't know one surprise
reincarnation choice sloth.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What yelths, Oh my god, and you get to live
in somewhere nice like Costa Rica.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
But menga faces Yeah looks ugly. Yeah yeah, there's like
long Yeah, they're all out of proportion, like tiny hairs always.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Sloths are the skinny bookers.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
There's long, skinny arms and thats Meghan says, Merry Christmas
to my favorite radio show. She is from Canada, A
long time listen the first time Christmas wisher.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh that was on the plate.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Thank god twenty twenty five is over, and may our
twenty twenty six be a little bit lighter. Getting to
go back to school for office admin health services. Our
health care system is important and these people, but I
also don't do needles. Reincarnation choice specifically one of those
dogs of a physiotherapist and a university prefers her husband
that my grandma used to clean for when I was
a kid.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh, all live in the dreamt Wow. Wow, it's very
very specific.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
All right, next time we go to Auckland, we go
to the beautiful Denver, Colorado, oh, and Ontario
Fleehorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Caltoel Special.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Live Show and our Big Pood is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January after our holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeap and we are Jesus.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
He's trying the king up because he doesn't want to
have to come back to it.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Patrick has what episode is this.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Twenty three? Where will we will be?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Right now?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
You know when they're.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Listening to It's a week to go on holidays.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
I say that like we're all going somewhere exciting Auckland.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I think I'll be at the Mount, I'll be at home.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think I'm at Mount Old. Are you going to
be giving it way to night?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Man on these fucking ghosts?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The man these coasts.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Patrick sees Merry Christmas and I am an amazing supportive
fiance Jam Jam and do you flesh Onorn and Haley
in the produces longtime listen the first time podcasts. Shout
Out Christmas, Shout out out Lovely. We moved to Melbourne
eighteen months ago. My partner has been amazing this year.
When I unexpectedly became un employed due to banks cut
cost cutting after record profits, he had to cover all
(01:04):
the bills, including our crippling mortgage, and supporting me in
a job hunt emotionally and trying to do whatever he
could to be there. When I called him crying, it
felt at the end of the world and it was
a huge shot. I couldn't have made it through this
tough year without you. He's have loved Jean, and I
am so proud of you and everything you've accomplished in
your life. You started in a foreign country in New
Zealand at fifteen, not speaking English and have become a
fully qualified doctor of hematology.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's the blood.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Bombhole, No, that's the blood because of hemorrhoids.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Unrelated horn. I love you so much.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Highlight of the year was getting to explore Melbourne with
my partner and also getting a new role a month
after I lost my last one.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Is that bumhole?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, jes This moment of the year when I said,
on my new role as an assurance manager, I learned
it one of my are you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Not insurance as ass urine No.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So you're in a workplace and you're like, well, I
don't know if I can do this and you can ye, yeah, yeah,
of course reassure you.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
I learned that one of my team members was leaving
the company due to an incident of Missonda.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, it's a juice story.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I went, providing all the details here and exposing who
I am sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
We love juice and we're so good with secrets.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We'll never say anything reincarnation. It's a cat like tat.
Cats have the best life.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
If I could just sleep, eat and play all day
without worrying about bills, that'd be.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Nice, lovely Sarah.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Well, thanks Patrick, h Sarah, Merry Christmas to my husband
Lee and kids Piper and Carter.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We'll be listening to your Christmas specials while at the beach.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I know they shouldn't be listening because it's not always
age appropriate, but un less I can blame someone else
when crazy shit comes out of their mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
We can't be having kids here. I'm sorry. Off your
toshl off your go.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I feel terrible about saying bumhole just to.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Bumhole as well.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm sorry you're gonna have to explain what a bumhole is?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
How am I slice to explain the Twilight of the Year.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
When my cat, which I rescued from a breeder, return
home after four years we had replaced him with another cat,
which we had dropped from Nine Lives. Awfu O. My
husband wouldn't let me spend lots of money on another
cat as I lost the last one.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Jokes on him.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
We have to love nine Lives orphanage.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's how to get two cats if your partner won't
let you get a second one. You give your cat
to a friend to hang on to for two weeks,
cry for the first week, and then be like, I
think the only one I'm going to get over this
is a new cat, and give the new one. Go
pack up your other cat. Oh my god, we've got
two cats. Now, that's toxic reincarnation choice.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I'd come back as a kid to do because they'revoluptuous,
good looking, and all they do is hang out getting
drunk on berries and when they fall out of trees.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
People thinks it's good cute.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
That's not the first kid to do either.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
No, we have quite a few kid to do.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But have we got someone coming for the dolphin? We
might have a dolphin? Dolphins? What's when it's in third place?
Speaker 4 (03:41):
It's been cats, dogs, pandas.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh yeah, maybe pandas is. We had a late seal
and a whale. No, but that's not We've had two whales.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Merry Christmas, team, says Chelsea from London. First off, thank
you for me my connections New Zealand wile living in London.
I truly love having you in my ears. Every day
I want to shout out my little brother wienas.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
A molden like wea and he was like, no, it's
just wiena.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Brother one could ask for. You've truly made my time
in London better. I love being able.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
To travel with you.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
A sibling that gets on with your other sibling.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Don't understand that's me.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I know you guys, it's unique to you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But close to my sister this year.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You're not going to go see her at Christmas and
kiss her on the mouth. Weird she kisses her brother
on the mouth and the family yeah, she said.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah. My sister said to me that day when she
was leaving, I'll give us a cuddle.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I was like, I made a noise because they have
codies a girl.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
We are a mouth kissing family and now my parents
live with me. This mouth castles left front scence.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm sorry, but you don't see whatever every day in mouthcass.
We do, and you wonder why you've got a bloody
staff and fish.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Just spread and staff everywhere.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Highlight of you were spending four days at a villa
and Tuscany for a wedding, continuously drinking Italian wine in
the sun.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Poor thing's I think that's where all get married Italy.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
You're getting married, are yeah, yeah, Italy A nice idea.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I just have a multro means will just have a
party with all the gaggle sounds lovely.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Reincarnation choice a dog, preferably a small cute one. I
want their level of attention and love that small dogs
seem to get.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Ruth's next from Hawkland. If your h party keep me
saying through a terrible year, Oh welcome, we are welcome.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Bless you all for laughing at Lara. I want to
shout out my two overseas sisters. We will listen to
the podcast from New Zealand Australia in the UK. Eve
and Bex, I can't mention life without you, Hoio. You're
going to Australia to meet my sister Bex's baby and
flying to London to surprise my twin.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
As I'm writing this, she still doesn't know one surprise
reincarnation choice sloth.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What yelths, Oh my god, and you get to live
in somewhere nice like Costa Rica.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
But menga faces Yeah looks ugly. Yeah yeah, there's like
long Yeah, they're all out of proportion, like tiny hairs always.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Sloths are the skinny bookers.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
There's long, skinny arms and thats Meghan says, Merry Christmas
to my favorite radio show. She is from Canada, A
long time listen the first time Christmas wisher.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh that was on the plate.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Thank god twenty twenty five is over, and may our
twenty twenty six be a little bit lighter. Getting to
go back to school for office admin health services. Our
health care system is important and these people, but I
also don't do needles. Reincarnation choice specifically one of those
dogs of a physiotherapist and a university prefers her husband
that my grandma used to clean for when I was
a kid.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh, all live in the dreamt Wow. Wow, it's very
very specific.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
All right, next time we go to Auckland, we go
to the beautiful Denver, Colorado, oh, and Ontario
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