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January 11, 2026 6 mins

On Episode Twenty-Four; Stevan pronounced like Evan and a child at 40!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Flesh Worn and Haley's Christmas Cocktails Special.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Our live show and Big Pond is back on Monday,
the nineteenth of January.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
We are currently recording this at Fletch's Auckland apartment, and
Auckland is also where we read our.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
First podcast shout out from today.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Gorgeous Olivia's's Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, many celebrations.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Happy Honica.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Espresso. Martini is so strong, Haley James.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You've got a level of pickle peckle that the rest
of us don't have. It was strong, but some some
of us didn't complains of us just gone with the job. God,
it sounds like I've smoked a Darry. What's happened here?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You would sign because you've had one of Haley's ninety
one Martine.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Put some soda water in it next time to water
it down for you. Butchers.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, I know, gosh, Martini, but you by goal.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Five cents off weekend Bio ninety one, Thanks agi be
company this year through ooh oh, extreme pregnancy sickness. It's
got a medical name here, Hyperameria, says Gravey or raty.
I am and the middle of the night Feeds of
the Baby. Also wanted to shout up my listening. But
hey Trace, who has having the time of his life
in London with his partner Sam. Love watching your antics,

(01:17):
but miss you too. To the entire gang. May twenty
twenty six bring you much more happiness than twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
The way you turn up for us audience members every
day when you're doing it rough is admirable.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Highlight of highlight of the year.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Gave birthday my first baby, Zara in June and then
seeing her smile at me for the first time was
the second highlight. Reincarnation a dog to the millennials who
don't who don't have kids, Dick.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Ward double and cum no kids with a dog?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, and my dog Goose. Here's a great life. Lovely
Stephen Steve.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Ann from Colorado.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Hi, This is Stephen pronounced like Evan, Steven Evan Stephen
set stuff you put.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
In your year sugar free sweetener?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, ste honor, that's Steven. A longtime listen the first
time PoCA shadowed. I want to shout out Kate and
Curtis and Nelson as an American who just finished another
season in Antarctica and.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Arctica as they call it, they dropped the Tea and Arctica.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I got stuck in New Zealand for the first lockdown
and Kate and graciously offered up their granny flat and
we were bubble mates. I lived with them for seven months.
Love those guys absolutelygits. Kate introduced me to show in
twenty twenty and I haven't missed the podcast since. Also
shout out to the awesome neighbors beIN and Steff. I'll
be visiting New Zealand again for a bicycle tour this
coming summer.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Do you think they're going to do the rail trail?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
They'll do a There's so many Yeah, juicy this moment
of the year the fluti went from the barista gale
at the drive through coffee shop.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm so sorry that that's the juiciest moment of the year.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Jesus Christ, she yours form.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
But if they were hot, yeah, she yours, it would
be inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Both of you.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Reincarnation choice would be Mountain Lion.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Okay, Oh ye're good.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Samantha from Ontario says Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
From Canada, where the snow is deep, the maple syrup
flows freely, and I'm trying to perfect my kivy accident
after two years of listening trying to convince my family
to move to New Zealand without even having visited there.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I love that high very sense.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hollo.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
The adulting is hard, but I survived, Bill's got paid,
the killed, the kids' still alive, and marriage number two
is going strong. I'm calling that a win. Is not
one marriage one that was just a woman that was.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's a good good of a trial of things.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
A trial.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
A reincarnation would be a bird. Of course.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
At fifty five, I've suddenly developed a full blown obsession
with feeders, bird bouts, and birding apps. Basically, I'm ready
to live my best feathered life, scoping out the neighborhood
and judging humans.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Remember sort of feels that you actually sort of quite
a bit of thought into becoming a bird.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah? What is a fury? A fury A feathery?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Ah yeah, like a like you get stressed out, here's.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
A bird parades around for sexual gratification. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
a feathery. Georgina's from christ We're a feathery.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Do you think you'd find big bird hot?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah? Fuck yeah, you're too tall.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
He's fucking tall, but of a po which don't mind, Yeah,
I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Have we.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
I go more? Yeah, I'm just trying to think.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Growing up I always do a Big Bird of his
female a gentle man. Yeah, I know, but growing up
I thought Big Bird had a feminine I don't know
if the gender has ever been a signed to Big
Bird Loves was definitely a male.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Big Bird gender. What is here? We go?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, Big Bird is male using the pronouns, which is
good because you know, we did wonder. While some discussions
and fan theories have explored ambiguity or non binary interpretations,
official sources on Same Street have consistently referred to him
as male.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Okay, okay, well that's good.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Don't apologize.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I don't know to apologize. Well, I said, I grew
up thinking ahead of.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Feminine misgender Big Bird the eighties and nineties, so there
was no miss gindering in the God was this.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Some atrocious things back then?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Of which now, Hayley, you will say the top five,
number five on.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
The list.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
From Shanna.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah, And I can say that because I have number
four on the list. And I'll say that because my
grandma was Maldie number three on the list, and I'll
say that keep going.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
I got too scared.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I love that Georgina celebrated my fortieth and completed my
study to become a graphic designer.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
She's in. Christ I forgot I hadn't introduced Georgina. That
was that. I blame this espresso matin.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Back up about my espresso. Martine mccarta James is no
longer in the country.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Made with myth lated spirits. Georgina's in.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I celebrated my fortieth and completed my study to become
a graphic designer, which was so hard while working and
looking after two young kids. And Georgia, I bet you
were looking forward to every person you've ever know when
coming to you, just asking for a quick favorite design.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Their winning advice to my little poster.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, thanks to the podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
This year has been tough and the way you will
shop and make us laff as amazing Jucy this moment.
I was very, very surprised to find out a couple
of months after my audio that I was expecting a
third child. Definitely didn't have that on a Bengos. Why
you get a sick to me born snip snap when
you read this out. I will have the baby and
we'll be just into life with three children.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Like that, And then you've got to watch Sesame Street
all over again.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Can you tell me how to get how to get
to Sam?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
What?

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Do you remember?

Speaker 6 (06:27):
There was that parody where they were high?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Do you remember that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
It was years Street and it was like today's number
is BOM.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
I don't like it. It's funny, is way better than
the real.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
When you previously and there's someone not mede differently than
an Asian accent.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Wow, we're not gonna do it again.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
See next time we're going to Ireland and Canada.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
We love a bit of the oil A still ti
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