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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the
Christmas Cocktail Special. The Live Shoine Big Podcast is bank
on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
After the break well, we are going straight to Ireland
for today's shout out.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I would just like to say, just in terms of
a cocktail update, I've been apparently to mode it from
Espresso Martina Maker because he was like, oh, they're so strong.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think it was also just getting you on, getting
you back on the tools. You know, you're going to
be distracted by that for maybe ten minutes. We're trying
to get the most time efficient way possible.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
All right before we end up completely incoherent and unable
to work tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Thank you for another year of banter and foolishness. Is Victoria.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's nice to have you as part of my daily
routine on Spotify. I think she means I heart. I
think she does radio no just I heart. Oh yeah, sorry,
HBO Max, even though I don't listen live. I actually
have a question that I would like some advice on.
Depending on how many cocktails you've had.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Or go Go go, what would you do if.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You have a friend who is going through a difficult
time in their life. But the only time they will
talk to you it will seem interested in you, is
that they want to have something, They want to have
someone there to rant to, or when they want to.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Favor don't let it go.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Do you let it go because they're going through a
difficult time, or do you confront them and tell them
it's making you feel a certain way thanks.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
For being there for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Someone that's done nothing but trauma dump on everybody this year.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think it depends on how long you've been friends
and the quality of your friendship.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And also I wouldn't say from their point of view
that they don't want anything to do with you other
than when they need a vent or dump.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
They're just going through a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, so they don't have headspace to talk to you
about the old the good times around the corner.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I'd give it a bit more time for a really
tough time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But you also feel free to tell them they're making
you feel a certain way.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You try to word it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
As such as you're not piling on more shit, just
but hey, let's talk about it, rather than hey, let's
talk about something happy. Let's talk about something that's good then, hm.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know what I mean. Highlight of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I got to go to my favorite country, Canada for
the fifth time on holiday Juessey.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
This moment of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
My husband and I have decided to start trying for
a baby in the new year, but no one else knows.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh we do now.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, Incarnation come back as a cat because we'd all
just get treats and kettles all day.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That's what people think.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Nikia is from Canada, which is you remember Victoria from
Belfast from ten seconds ago?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That was your favorite country. She's been there five times.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
She connect them.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
We should ask with that showers at Irish show that
I like the Gangsters.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Did you watch that sin No? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yes, Charlie Coxon.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I never watched it, even though I loved the Iris,
so yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It was so good. Was that Belfast or Dublin?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Dublin?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
As a key we living overseas is nick Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I often do miss home, but one of my constant
go tos is listening to you guys on iHeart so
highlight of my morning, especially during the depths of winter.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
My Christmas shouted is especially from my friend.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Riley, who at the time of submission, twenty fifth of
October has fund raising for November. The man who's running
twenty five k's a day wow down at the pavilion.
With each slappy does I recline the many interesting retail
re recall, recall the many funny, interesting, and often useless
facts that Vaun shears for the fact of the day.
Shout out to Ridley Scott for putting in the hard
(03:10):
muhy and fundraising for a good cause all the way.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Over here in Canada.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I went tree planting, So my highlight was living
in a tent for three months with a bunch of
sick people.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Three months in a dent in a tint.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, I'm good, thank you Juiciest moment of the year
almost died in a helicopter when I was tree planting.
Someone hadn't set the cage on the outside of the
helicopter correctly, and when we were airborne, two giant tarps
flew out and flirted with the idea of going into
the propelace.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Oh god, that's insane.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
They flirted with the idea. That is crazyness. We're going
back to Ireland. John says, give it a good give
it a giggity go dear duble.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But you know that's not how it says.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
No, it's it she like Google?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, can you get the how to see the nund inner?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I've got the translation, don't so I'll put it in there.
Hang on, I've got to change it from Spanish to English?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Spanish?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Why are you learning Spanish?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Puppy Spanish? A long time?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I want to give your kises.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Maybe you'll want some keys, baby.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But I gotta go to work. I gotta go to work.
I want some cases.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Longtime international podcast listening here.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Originally from Ireland, I moved to New Zealand and twenty fourteen,
where I believe it was around the time you boys
were returning from your gardening leave.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
By the way, everybody needs garden leaving their life.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, I would love it.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
But it means God blessed and that means hello everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
But how is it pronounced?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Hello everyone?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
It's English?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, you asked me, how's it pronounced?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Okay? In Irish? How's it pronounced?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Thank you Michael?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Oh no, it doesn't. It's not letting me do it.
I don't think Siri does it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
This is so disappointing.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
It was really weird.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, I changed it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It always has that because it goes to the most
common version of that. Yeah, right between the promotion of
your new show and the fact that my Subaru Legacy
radioly went up to ninety if M, you were very
much forced upon me eleven years ago, and I'm still listening.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Daily via the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So that's kind of like like a Stockholm syndrome. We
got am sorry with a Japanese important radio.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, here is held to say hello, and it's reply
in Irish glic that's nice. Gea rich geer rich gea.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Doesn't even look yeah, did you spell it?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Gia?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Sometimes I think I'd be well suited to all of
you in some way or another. For Haley, this is
the Irish accent, more diddly diddly diddly than Devil of
Doublin so down when I come from a farming background
like my whiskey, and I'm also a dad. And for Fletch,
I'll always walk like I've been somewhere out, like I've
got somewhere else to be.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, good fast, fast man.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He's got a decent.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
D he's got a good dick on her hands, a
wonderful top notch.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Why would you be interested in that?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Fast walking?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Top notch? Irish?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I did my masters cheers.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We've got a new espresso martini by the way, Oh
the way.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
The espresso martini is perfect. We will say it's nailed
at all. Right, it's now.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Damn Mike, you've done well there, flip side.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm too young for Haley, too old for Fletch and
apart from the April mentioned, too white for Vaughn.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
How old.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
We don't have anyway a huge dances the producing early
so the wonderful content here's to a bit of twenty
twenty six. I would come back as Flitch. Why fuck
you should be interesting? So major murray. Okay, Lauren from Hamilton,
longtime listening the first time, shout out love listening to
you all, and if the h is in him, can
(06:51):
you do a shout out to my niece Emily and
my nephew.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Jordan's shout out Emily and Jordan and Shannon and the
workshop genuinely made it.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here from Antie, He's still a bit at twenty twenty six.
Highlight of the year is still to come. When I
write this on after Sydney.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
For Lady Gagar Letty Giga.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Jusiest moment of the year. I'm thirty three, single and ridamngle.
This year I ghosted for the first time a guy with.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
A small deck.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
No, no, we don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
We would have loved John from Ireland.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well, John Ireland's got a great diy famously great. Yeah,
you know, as someone who got ghosted for the first
time in your life this year, that's right.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Well maybe your dick's too small, little little girl god
genital shame though.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We don't.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Apart from Hitler, we did hit He had a light
cro peanuts.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
He had it coming.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
He did, he did he.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I don't care about offending Hitler. I'm going to say it,
and I'll say it bolder.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
He was a prack.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh brave. I stand by a brave stack form it.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I stand by it.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Stand by that.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Maddie from Wellington says mirror Christmas fin. I hope you're
all having a wonderful Christmas in the New year's break
the summer. Thanks for the many mini laughs. Is always
it seems like this year may or.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
May not have been a tough year, but one perceptive,
an't they are?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
They just they've packed up on some major life advance.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
It's like they have you guys have honestly never been funnier.
So keep it up, as I really be more miserable when.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's crazy, seeing as the crying clowns. To keep it
up in the turn of my commute and constant chaws
and cleaning. Take care, look forward to laughing.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
With you next year.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That Sydney Remember that Sydney short film that won that race.
It's never been more true.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It was a tropic film, Fast Entry, and this guy
was like, I'm crying all the way to work, and
then he turns out, he gets there and he works
and radio in terms of microphone.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
He's like goodbody. Except it was dedicated to Kyle Sandy Lance.
So really really well done. A little short film.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It would be a fly so I could be a
fly on the water, listen to everyone's convos and get
all the gossip. But then also flies, maybe a sloth
so I can sleep all day slots.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
The two lank chant from.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's from Auckland saying I want to say very merry
Christmas to the Loman Lauren Domogan, who is thirty this year.
We're having a girl's weekend to celebrate. I don't believe
we're turning thirty. This also means we've known each other
longer than we haven't. We met in high school over
a podcast, over that podcast, this podcast, third Lifetime and
I have been besties ever since. This time last year,
I was riding into sal I was pregnant with baby
number three, wading for the Gina. Now this baby, a
(09:23):
little boys just turned one. It's crazy how time flies. Now.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm not sure if this is the crowd, but let's encourage.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Lauren to have a baby, okay, if she wants to
hold the officially becoming a full time stay at home mum.
I have always gone back to work on a teaching
contract after my baby leave this year, but I gave
up the teaching contract.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And they have just get it, get right back into it.
Can I just pause to say Mike's espressily, My ten
is so much better than mine.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, it really is, it really is.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
He didn't use petroleum, Hayley, The racis is way better.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I know these have been doing this for like eight years.
I'm so sorry. And I keep saying you get Wooden Ones.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
No, I know, wouldn't ones get the weird stained on
them a nice stone, but then cork ones and they
went all, can we just.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Le no picture of a bowl of fruit?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Respect the wood, Hayley, please respect.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I always respect the word.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
But Mike thinking that's a lovely and I understand now
where I went wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Asia's necks from Perth. Just like Christmas, Merry Christmas and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Holy youre having my second child and completely healing my
birth drama for my first child by giving birth at
home an inflatable pool with zero pain relief before the midwif.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Wow, wow, I got a big poddle of pana doles
if she needs any.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Of course, my best friends here, we've have to mentioned
a little bit wat sugar of birth a second time miracle.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It was beautiful miracle of birth dable.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, I posed the medwif. This is why you've got
a step in fiction.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
So we all to come. Just wanted us to know
come out.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I didn't get my hands up there.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I thought you were up in the hood under the hood.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No, no, no no, they just said birth of placenta
and the and the midwife was like showing it off
to us and she howled it up to the light
all day so you can see all the life forced
through it. And I gave it a bloody good poke
and it was amazing, one of the most incredible things.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, Olivia did that, and my question, no, wait a minute,
wasn't Olivia. It was Asia.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Asia.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
My question is like, if you do a home birth
and an inflatable pool in the launch, here you getting
the water out.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
So it was the worst They bucketed out the window.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Oh no, yeah, would it be good for the roses?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I think it'd be good for the roses.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Moment the year moving to Perth from the UK and
not telling work that I've moved and they just found
out the intermopturnity, Yeah, well I will find out that's right, right,
reincarnation to miss the cattle Dog.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Somebody pamper me?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, good style.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And then that this episode, well, join us next time
we go to Toronto, Perth and Nelson
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the
Christmas Cocktail Special. The Live Shoine Big Podcast is bank
on Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
After the break well, we are going straight to Ireland
for today's shout out.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I would just like to say, just in terms of
a cocktail update, I've been apparently to mode it from
Espresso Martina Maker because he was like, oh, they're so strong.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think it was also just getting you on, getting
you back on the tools. You know, you're going to
be distracted by that for maybe ten minutes. We're trying
to get the most time efficient way possible.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
All right before we end up completely incoherent and unable
to work tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Thank you for another year of banter and foolishness. Is Victoria.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's nice to have you as part of my daily
routine on Spotify. I think she means I heart. I
think she does radio no just I heart. Oh yeah, sorry,
HBO Max, even though I don't listen live. I actually
have a question that I would like some advice on.
Depending on how many cocktails you've had.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Or go Go go, what would you do if.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You have a friend who is going through a difficult
time in their life. But the only time they will
talk to you it will seem interested in you, is
that they want to have something, They want to have
someone there to rant to, or when they want to.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Favor don't let it go.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Do you let it go because they're going through a
difficult time, or do you confront them and tell them
it's making you feel a certain way thanks.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
For being there for the listeners.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Someone that's done nothing but trauma dump on everybody this year.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think it depends on how long you've been friends
and the quality of your friendship.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
And also I wouldn't say from their point of view
that they don't want anything to do with you other
than when they need a vent or dump.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
They're just going through a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, so they don't have headspace to talk to you
about the old the good times around the corner.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I'd give it a bit more time for a really
tough time.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But you also feel free to tell them they're making
you feel a certain way.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You try to word it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
As such as you're not piling on more shit, just
but hey, let's talk about it, rather than hey, let's
talk about something happy. Let's talk about something that's good then, hm.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know what I mean. Highlight of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I got to go to my favorite country, Canada for
the fifth time on holiday Juessey.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
This moment of the year.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
My husband and I have decided to start trying for
a baby in the new year, but no one else knows.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh we do now.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Okay, Incarnation come back as a cat because we'd all
just get treats and kettles all day.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That's what people think.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Nikia is from Canada, which is you remember Victoria from
Belfast from ten seconds ago?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That was your favorite country. She's been there five times.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
She connect them.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
We should ask with that showers at Irish show that
I like the Gangsters.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Did you watch that sin No? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yes, Charlie Coxon.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I never watched it, even though I loved the Iris,
so yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It was so good. Was that Belfast or Dublin?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Dublin?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
As a key we living overseas is nick Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I often do miss home, but one of my constant
go tos is listening to you guys on iHeart so
highlight of my morning, especially during the depths of winter.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
My Christmas shouted is especially from my friend.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Riley, who at the time of submission, twenty fifth of
October has fund raising for November. The man who's running
twenty five k's a day wow down at the pavilion.
With each slappy does I recline the many interesting retail
re recall, recall the many funny, interesting, and often useless
facts that Vaun shears for the fact of the day.
Shout out to Ridley Scott for putting in the hard
(03:10):
muhy and fundraising for a good cause all the way.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Over here in Canada.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I went tree planting, So my highlight was living
in a tent for three months with a bunch of
sick people.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Three months in a dent in a tint.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, I'm good, thank you Juiciest moment of the year
almost died in a helicopter when I was tree planting.
Someone hadn't set the cage on the outside of the
helicopter correctly, and when we were airborne, two giant tarps
flew out and flirted with the idea of going into
the propelace.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Oh god, that's insane.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
They flirted with the idea. That is crazyness. We're going
back to Ireland. John says, give it a good give
it a giggity go dear duble.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But you know that's not how it says.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
No, it's it she like Google?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, can you get the how to see the nund inner?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I've got the translation, don't so I'll put it in there.
Hang on, I've got to change it from Spanish to English?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Spanish?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Why are you learning Spanish?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Puppy Spanish? A long time?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I want to give your kises.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Maybe you'll want some keys, baby.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But I gotta go to work. I gotta go to work.
I want some cases.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Longtime international podcast listening here.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Originally from Ireland, I moved to New Zealand and twenty fourteen,
where I believe it was around the time you boys
were returning from your gardening leave.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
By the way, everybody needs garden leaving their life.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, I would love it.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
But it means God blessed and that means hello everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
But how is it pronounced?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Hello everyone?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
It's English?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, you asked me, how's it pronounced?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Okay? In Irish? How's it pronounced?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Thank you Michael?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Oh no, it doesn't. It's not letting me do it.
I don't think Siri does it.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
This is so disappointing.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
It was really weird.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, I changed it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It always has that because it goes to the most
common version of that. Yeah, right between the promotion of
your new show and the fact that my Subaru Legacy
radioly went up to ninety if M, you were very
much forced upon me eleven years ago, and I'm still listening.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Daily via the podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
So that's kind of like like a Stockholm syndrome. We
got am sorry with a Japanese important radio.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, here is held to say hello, and it's reply
in Irish glic that's nice. Gea rich geer rich gea.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Doesn't even look yeah, did you spell it?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Gia?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Sometimes I think I'd be well suited to all of
you in some way or another. For Haley, this is
the Irish accent, more diddly diddly diddly than Devil of
Doublin so down when I come from a farming background
like my whiskey, and I'm also a dad. And for Fletch,
I'll always walk like I've been somewhere out, like I've
got somewhere else to be.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, good fast, fast man.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He's got a decent.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
D he's got a good dick on her hands, a
wonderful top notch.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Why would you be interested in that?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Fast walking?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Top notch? Irish?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I did my masters cheers.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We've got a new espresso martini by the way, Oh
the way.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
The espresso martini is perfect. We will say it's nailed
at all. Right, it's now.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Damn Mike, you've done well there, flip side.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm too young for Haley, too old for Fletch and
apart from the April mentioned, too white for Vaughn.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
How old.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
We don't have anyway a huge dances the producing early
so the wonderful content here's to a bit of twenty
twenty six. I would come back as Flitch. Why fuck
you should be interesting? So major murray. Okay, Lauren from Hamilton,
longtime listening the first time, shout out love listening to
you all, and if the h is in him, can
(06:51):
you do a shout out to my niece Emily and
my nephew.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Jordan's shout out Emily and Jordan and Shannon and the
workshop genuinely made it.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Here from Antie, He's still a bit at twenty twenty six.
Highlight of the year is still to come. When I
write this on after Sydney.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
For Lady Gagar Letty Giga.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Jusiest moment of the year. I'm thirty three, single and ridamngle.
This year I ghosted for the first time a guy with.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
A small deck.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
No, no, we don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
We would have loved John from Ireland.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well, John Ireland's got a great diy famously great. Yeah,
you know, as someone who got ghosted for the first
time in your life this year, that's right.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Well maybe your dick's too small, little little girl god
genital shame though.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We don't.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Apart from Hitler, we did hit He had a light
cro peanuts.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
He had it coming.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
He did, he did he.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I don't care about offending Hitler. I'm going to say it,
and I'll say it bolder.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
He was a prack.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh brave. I stand by a brave stack form it.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I stand by it.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Stand by that.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Maddie from Wellington says mirror Christmas fin. I hope you're
all having a wonderful Christmas in the New year's break
the summer. Thanks for the many mini laughs. Is always
it seems like this year may or.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
May not have been a tough year, but one perceptive,
an't they are?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
They just they've packed up on some major life advance.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
It's like they have you guys have honestly never been funnier.
So keep it up, as I really be more miserable when.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's crazy, seeing as the crying clowns. To keep it
up in the turn of my commute and constant chaws
and cleaning. Take care, look forward to laughing.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
With you next year.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That Sydney Remember that Sydney short film that won that race.
It's never been more true.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It was a tropic film, Fast Entry, and this guy
was like, I'm crying all the way to work, and
then he turns out, he gets there and he works
and radio in terms of microphone.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
He's like goodbody. Except it was dedicated to Kyle Sandy Lance.
So really really well done. A little short film.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
It would be a fly so I could be a
fly on the water, listen to everyone's convos and get
all the gossip. But then also flies, maybe a sloth
so I can sleep all day slots.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
The two lank chant from.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's from Auckland saying I want to say very merry
Christmas to the Loman Lauren Domogan, who is thirty this year.
We're having a girl's weekend to celebrate. I don't believe
we're turning thirty. This also means we've known each other
longer than we haven't. We met in high school over
a podcast, over that podcast, this podcast, third Lifetime and
I have been besties ever since. This time last year,
I was riding into sal I was pregnant with baby
number three, wading for the Gina. Now this baby, a
(09:23):
little boys just turned one. It's crazy how time flies. Now.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm not sure if this is the crowd, but let's encourage.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Lauren to have a baby, okay, if she wants to
hold the officially becoming a full time stay at home mum.
I have always gone back to work on a teaching
contract after my baby leave this year, but I gave
up the teaching contract.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And they have just get it, get right back into it.
Can I just pause to say Mike's espressily, My ten
is so much better than mine.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah, it really is, it really is.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
He didn't use petroleum, Hayley, The racis is way better.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I know these have been doing this for like eight years.
I'm so sorry. And I keep saying you get Wooden Ones.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
No, I know, wouldn't ones get the weird stained on
them a nice stone, but then cork ones and they
went all, can we just.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Le no picture of a bowl of fruit?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Respect the wood, Hayley, please respect.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I always respect the word.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
But Mike thinking that's a lovely and I understand now
where I went wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Asia's necks from Perth. Just like Christmas, Merry Christmas and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Holy youre having my second child and completely healing my
birth drama for my first child by giving birth at
home an inflatable pool with zero pain relief before the midwif.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Wow, wow, I got a big poddle of pana doles
if she needs any.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Of course, my best friends here, we've have to mentioned
a little bit wat sugar of birth a second time miracle.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It was beautiful miracle of birth dable.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, I posed the medwif. This is why you've got
a step in fiction.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
So we all to come. Just wanted us to know
come out.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I didn't get my hands up there.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
I thought you were up in the hood under the hood.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No, no, no no, they just said birth of placenta
and the and the midwife was like showing it off
to us and she howled it up to the light
all day so you can see all the life forced
through it. And I gave it a bloody good poke
and it was amazing, one of the most incredible things.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, Olivia did that, and my question, no, wait a minute,
wasn't Olivia. It was Asia.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Asia.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
My question is like, if you do a home birth
and an inflatable pool in the launch, here you getting
the water out.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
So it was the worst They bucketed out the window.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Oh no, yeah, would it be good for the roses?
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I think it'd be good for the roses.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Moment the year moving to Perth from the UK and
not telling work that I've moved and they just found
out the intermopturnity, Yeah, well I will find out that's right, right,
reincarnation to miss the cattle Dog.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Somebody pamper me?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Yeah, good style.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
And then that this episode, well, join us next time
we go to Toronto, Perth and Nelson
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