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January 13, 2026 12 mins

On Episode Twenty-Six; What do you get when you cross a Pavlova and a dog?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special. Our live show, Big
Podcast is back after our holiday break on Monday, the
nineteenth of.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Jane Grewary January.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Have such nice tans. Yes, be at the beach.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Let's go to Toronto, Toronto. I meet Veronica.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I wanted to shout out my cousin Madeline.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
He's just in my gym top, exclusively wearing your clothes.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Your graze sweats or.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, I'm exclusively wearing Fletcher's clothes. That's hot.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I was wearing a boxy heavy cotton.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, terrible winter tea. That's gotta be retired in jeans.
Terrible idea.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I wanted to shout out my cousin Madeline, who I
introduced to the podcast a few months ago. We listened
regularly and love catching up over our favorite segments, especially
Tinder Suburb. Now she's in Toronto, Canada. She's got no
idea about these suburbs. She's got no idea what's going on.
She buys into it because of the primal connection that
we form with a know Hod.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
We wanted to keep my but you ran out of
fucking money, so what do you want.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
To do, Hailey, We're waiting for you to do a Canada. Heck,
we might even come to the States to see you.
Wishing all this That to me sounds like an ird
tax right off.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
A little work trap.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you like get tax back for flights.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
And yeah yeah, we've got to cash out your your
taxes before you leave because you're not gonna be able
to play claim GCT on anything.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Nah. Nah. I also have this like pisky radio job
that I have to be in the way. Yeah, it
gets in the way if you're in Canada.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
More game.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, so you'd be like waking up at a more
normal hour.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah maybe may I shall consider.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
It highlighted the year for Veronica.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Just like Vaughn has said, twenty twenty five has been
a ship year, so hopefully the business coming. So Veronica
and Vaughan teamed up on that one reincarnation choice. A
dog who wouldn't well flesh and Hailey, they're probably checking cats,
but I choose dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's still winning. Deven from Perth.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Dogs are so aware of how much they stink.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Not all dogs, they do sometimes the corn chips. I
don't think you should be sniffing that close mouth h
Deven in person, you guys have a big part of
my mate week. I've managed to convince some people will
work to listen in your podcast you do the work. Conversion.
We call that conversion therapy.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Ask to eyes.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Is the mouth, mouth, mouth is to.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Eyes, eyes to ask, ask the mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I woant to go ask the mouth and go mouth
to ask. I probably wouldn't go back to mouth.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I wouldn't go ask to eyes.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's how you got Barley Bealley, get pinki. Yeah, no,
not for me, which you've had both of this year.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I haven't heard pinkai this year.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yes you have.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
You have staff. I got staff on my eye.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, you've got pinki. You had conjunctivius. You had conjunctivitis.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
And the main cause of literally everything you've had this
week is when you're run down and not taking care
of yourself.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Literally.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
You gave me your little louby your eye lube. Yeah,
I did, because I've got a head kittuck divitus this year.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, I have been a man. You've been quite discussing
this year. We've put up with it. You are gross.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
It's it's how much you know how much action you
get if you actually like cleaned up, if you like
showered and slipped. Yeah, highlight of the year, as many
some mates from New Zealand to watch the World Superbikes
and Philip Island reincarnation choice.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I'm sorry you'd say on Philip Island.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
In Philip Island, I'm on an island. I'm inno city.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I'm going to watch the thing on Philip Island. You're not.
They're not racing in the center of the island. You'd
be underground. That's just stupid. If you can just say
that properly.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Reincarnation choice. A human fifty years ago, why they want
to be a human fifty years ago?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Interesting? Fifty years ago, you'd know all the lotto numbers. No,
you're never going to remember all the load number. You'd
write them deal before you could book.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
And you and then you could wait fifty fucking years.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I reckon, I reckon. They might click on when you
start winning every week. Yeah, but what are they going
to do about it? That would be a great gift.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
We every lot of number of years ago, and you
had taken it to people and you'd be like.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I like you here, those are a lot of numbers
this week and that's that's the movie a TV show.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
What it was it was fifty years ago? Was nineteen
seventy five?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Jesus no it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
It is embarrassing age to google.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
No excuse you more fifty years ago, I was nineteen fifty.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
In our in our souls, it was like, ye, it
was nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, it can't be right.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I just love looking up. How was nineteen seventy five
for women?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Not bad because a lot of time people like I
reckon in the like were you slaying and shap? But
the begs I'm building sites, so we're about to have
the Beg's and you have the girls and the gays
love the beach.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Huge continue impact the second wave feminist movement.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
You go your bra burnings as much.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Strikes feminism woman.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah, Margarine, yeah yeah, high levels of happiness.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
We're all right, You're all right.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Our niss is Hannah from Nelson. Shout out to my
sister Lawrence. We've read Laurence shout out out, and we
read Lauren Lawrence in London. She's living in London at
the moment. She's our long time, long time podcast listening
with bond Over listening to the episode. She's going to
be one of my bridesmaid when she comes back to Napier,
New Zealand and februe next to marriage her fiance Alice.
I'm going to be one of her brides mates. Alice
lover is not always did thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
For she pulled the handbrake on that.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I work as a marine electrician, so the headphones block
out any smart remarks from the male dominated industry.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
A marine electrician. But is it just like lights under
the water, sparpole lights.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Light switches on boats. It's just an electrician on a
boat though, isn't it really?

Speaker 6 (05:59):
There's bigger Marie boat like you.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Fuck, it's a boat sparking. But it's a male dominated
and she's sick of hearing from you. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
I'm looking forward to seeing Haley perform the comedy show
and Nelson and nom sorry it's probably Aready been has pain.
It was phenomenal highlight of the year buying my house
from my ex partner from over two years ago. Juicy
this moment of the year, dressing up as she go
and going to a Halloween.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
No comment on that was here? You two just drissing up.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm going to a hall of my costume costume with
my girlfriend who's dresses impossible. Fantasies do come trick That
would have flinch.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
And I had a great idea for a Halloween costume
this year.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Say it, no, we're going and we're going to do
that next year and bye.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
By our normal rule at Halloween, no photos photos.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Our whole entire last Halloween party was no photos interested.
It was great. It's so good to be able to
trust your friends that they're not going to lead.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
To the because they're an equally problematic.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Doctors come.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Just can't be seen in there, though.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Our friend Mike does have the security camera from the deck,
so we could be fucked one days. Always look after Mike.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
We love Mike.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
We love Mike.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
We love Mike.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Hannah is coming back as a Honey Badger because oh honey,
a pronger. Please do not throw things in the ceiling fan.
Kate is next hues from Clinton. Is this your friend?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Kate?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
From Clinton? Same place down south?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Two listens in Clinton Christmas card message Merry Christmas to
you all. May this year fuck right off high o
of the year. My mum's cancer scans coming back clear.
Hey fuck yeah, and my husband and I are surviving
two under two and this awful storm that's currently hit
and left us without power for six days. Honestly, this
year has been anything but highlights. Actually, juiciest moment of
the year. You have to have a social life to

(07:46):
have juicy moments, don't you. We did find out one
of our friends is cheating on our husband in.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
A small town. Have you do you know about this, Shannon? Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
So when I was down there, there's nothing there. There's
a pub and that's it with the cheating happen. Well, no,
So we were there and my best friend was like,
oh my goodness, she should not be with him. And
then she messaged the little group chat and the town
was popping off and they're like, she's moved on with him,
and like he worked at the fire brigade, and it
was like everyone is in everyone's.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Fire brigade though, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, he worked it in his fire suit.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I do you reckon? Would we be Clinton tens?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Babe?

Speaker 6 (08:27):
We're Clinton fifteen okay point two?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
It doubles and Clinton okay.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Choice somebody that gets to sleep maybe a grizzly beer.
I'm a dairy farmer that has two ship sleepers for children.
Rebecca messages from Spain.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Church. You know how we feel about.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Beautiful, isn't it? Christmas team? Give me my connection to home.
I love listening all of my way to the hospital
in the mornings in Spain. Amazing. Also whereabouts in Spain
we need more info? Amazing.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Visiting Venice with a friend whilst on an Erasmus exchange
in Italy?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Was the band the Shadows.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
In the Shadows my life.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Reincarnation choice A crow because they're smartly shiny things and
just don't care.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Crow.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, a crow Asmus Exchange. Just looking up one of
these days because Jesus, we've got to know. It's a
European Union program that allows students, recent graduates and stuff
to study train of volunteer abroad through a period of
time typical European country. Or your doctors do this work
work out what's the other word for it? You do

(09:48):
a sabbatical sports exchange like that? Yeah, oh that's cool.
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Victoria another Scottish us. Some Scottish listeners I hear them
from a lot of them. Three Christmas card message to myself.
I hope twenty twenty six is better than the last
few years I have been juice this moment of their
new man said reincarnation of Rock, I.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Think I quite enjoy the simplicity. Look at that.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
That's a simple way. That's a simple one. Wow you,
Shelley is messaging in from Queensland. Shells have to say,
Shells listening. I was trying to go to sleep, but
you made me last, so then I listened to the
whole pot. Hi to the year, booking a five week
holiday Europe for the last year of our for our
twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Year winning anniverstory.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
It's a long time.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Reincarnation would be one of my dogs as they are
very spoilt. They are treated like a human and even
sleep in the kings those bear yea.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Let's move on to Zoe, a long time listener, first
time podcast Christmas Cocktail shout out as a request.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
I've been listening for years and years.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I love it more since Hailey's joyful Arrivald lovely. You're
normally the first voices are here in the morning and
normally managed to start my day laughing out lad with
tagline it's a tagline.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
It worked feels like I'm sat in a room listening
to my friends. Great work. Please keep it going.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I tend to know more about what is going on
in New Zealand than may KEEI partner and catch them
up on all the funny things you do.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
We'll talk about.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I have my first summer Christmas this year in New Zealand.
I'm looking forward to seeing how it compares to a
cozy UK Christmas. Then off over the plane for New Years?
Can you recommend any Christmas seasonal food to Troy?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
While I'm over.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Christmas seasonal fo She's a Brett coming to right or
the Pavelover obviously pavel Over the Peavelover. I think you've
edited a syllatle bit Heavelover's dog Pavelover Pavlovian response.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is always that she's going to be gone by
the time.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
This is oh yeah, sure, we're in January this way,
she long, gosh, have a toasty like we've got good toasties.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Around the country. Toast you're good, sludie slattery toasting.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
See to be a birthday message last year here my
boyfriend I smiler year to thank you my family from
Australia we're over the last Christmas and New Years, so
having all the family together was amazing, especially all my nieces.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
And so she's Australian living and sounds like it.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
So we were the fuck are you from?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Really struck. She's from the UK and her family moved
to Australia. And she didn't, Oh, ye're true, true, she said,
long Australia.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
She would know that in Australia if.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
She was Australian.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
No, she's a palm.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Okay, yeah right.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Reincarnation choice would be a horse, find them graceful, elegant
and pretty. Maybe a horse and the forest so I
can run free in the world.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
First horses with those weird hooves, and they, I mean,
they stunk.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Let me take you back a few episodes and you'll
remember we talked about tomas Zina.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
No babes. Now let's stop. We're at twelve men's.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Are we we're doing three pages per No?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
No, I think we'll go based on that one.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Stop all right, let's stop because we're going to go
to Smithers, Canada. Excellent,
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