January 15, 2026 • 7 mins
On Episode Twenty-Eight; Fletch and the Hobbit Hole (NOT a euphemism!!)
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Fleash Onorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Our live show and Big Pond is back Monday, the
nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
After a holiday, Let's go to Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I love melbourne'mone from Melbourne High Fletch One and Haley
in the entire show. To My name is Simone. I'm
twenty three. I'm from Melbourne and I work in managing
and work managing slash making social media content for brands.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I discovered you go this year this year through your
TikTok When did you jewel?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Meth?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, it was when did you catch your parents at it?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Oh God.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've listened to the show every day and I've had
so many laughs, especially at work. My Christmas messages as
they thank you for always being yourselves. You've got me
through what has been a really challenging year, the hardest
part being in July when we lost our beautiful nine
year old labrador Asia to cant Ah.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's sad, but listen to you guys has really made
me feel better and hopeful. In many ways.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
As much as it's been a hard year, I'm also
proud of myself and my family. Mum and Dad, two
order sisters in a dash hons called Franks Us as
we continue to bring joy into each other's lives. The
highlight of my year is my sisters and I needed
to quick get away from this year, so we went
to Tasmania for four days as we as well.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
We really were expressing we would love to do.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Love to go there. It was so much fun and
beautiful to see.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Plus when we got back, we got cheap last minute
tickets to the Friday's Live concert with footballers one of the.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Artists and had a blastom ye worldwide.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The juiciest moment of the year was finding out one
of the guys at work was going on a holiday
with a friend whose fiance decided she.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wanted to leave him on the day of the wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That my whole colleague is going on as a fully
booked honeymoon overseas with the groom.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh my god, you can just change the name of
the ticket. Yeah, oh mayow. I just imagine them.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We're roving to a room full of rose petals on
the bed and everything couple themed.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Dudes. Yeah, brothers, probably just have to fuck anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You'd have to fun. You just give it like you it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, Yeah, we're here win in ryme. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If I were to come back as anything other than
a human, would be a butterfly because every time someone
would look at me, they would think I look so
pretty with my colors and my pets.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Plus I did have a gli up from a caterpillar
to a butterfly. That's gonna feel pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Hollum from Auckland would like to say Flicher one, Hailey
Colon and Shannon Mirror Christmas, Happy Holidays. I always made
a submit a Christmas shadow, but I keep forgetting in
that fashion. I'm writing this at the last minute on
the cutoff day. It's been a long year full of
first for me. This time last year, my wife and
I moved to Auckland from Melbourne. Yes, I know that's
the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's not the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The customs is also confused, but honestly, things aren't that
much greener on the other side. At least here we
have good beaches, in a family, I have a new job,
a house and as of the end of September, my
first child. Your podcast has been music in my ears
for far too long to him, mate, Matt, even since
the days on the peripheree.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Oh that's a good one on the peripherees go.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, it's hard not to form an emotional attachment to
people you listen to every day. To be honest, please
keep on keeping on and can we stop counting birthdays?
It's too hard for me, not just Haley. Highlight of
the year early thirties, by the way, early ish the
birth of my just gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Do it it's water? I keep saying, it's.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Mad, it's it's met, it's not late.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Can I just say that as a newly minted girl,
ad when I get it. I've cried more time since
her birth than the rest of my entire life. It
has decided I'm gonna have to build a shed to
go and howd out of it? Sounds like it's been
a tough Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The listeners have really picked up on your year of worn,
haven't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep up being awesome, juice
this member of the Year.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I was the guy who came up to Carwen and
Shannon at the comedy gala and said, how much I
like you guys. Much of the confusion of your partners
I haven't met Hayley Vaughan. But I did see a
very soonly looking fletch leaving the gents that night quite happy.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
When happy at the comedy gala a.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Couple of year, couple of drinks, was that yeah, okay,
oh yeah, man? Did I go to the comedy gala
this year hosted? Oh my god, that's we were quite
fucking tanked. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
My mom came up to me, was like, Jesus Christ,
you lot.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh you will gag. Actually been quite hot the gaggle.
It's good.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
That's why you thought it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Reincarnation a duck or a coot.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm a waterbirded heart, always have been, and not just
because I've purchased over three thousand rubber ducks in the
past couple of years.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Sorry, you aren't going to need to know why.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You just like sleeping the places? Is it not for work?
Just like living the places?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So what you get a bowl order on tamu and
then you're like, I'm just gonna leave a rubber duck here,
So why would you do that? It's kind of funny
live because you reckon. There'll be a news story one day.
It's like, who is leaving the rubber ducks. Hailey, please stop, sorry,
I had my ceiling fan short fell a bit short.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
We're basically what we're doing is every time we finish
one of these on a page, we screw up the
paper for it flat the ceiling fan, and sometimes a
bats it around the room and that's quite exciting, good fun.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You've hurt my best friend Jice a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I know, but that's just life, you know. Life just
keeps coming at you. She's taking it really well.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Surviving Christ from Christ squeeze this one on.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Shout out to you guys for waking up early enough
to enter in the mornings and for helping those like
me through some hard time. Me out but chuck on
a podcast anytime of the day and just zone out
with what feels like genuine friends.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
High out of the year will be hearing the shadow
of the Christmas copt.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
We should make it special in some way.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Thank you. That's perfect Juicy. This moment of the year.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Getting diagnosed with depression and finally realizing it's okay to
reach out juicy and it makes the sound effecting in appropriate.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Depression Jesus.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Where it runs in my family.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You're to reach out actually, Chris, it's okay. It's encouraged. Absolutely,
absolutely encourage time.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Thank you for sharing reincarnation choice even a cat. Nothing
better than getting to lounge around and napplele day in
the sun.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, you gotta get out.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You got to get out. You can keep busy, keep moving,
keep on moving. Don't let it catch you. Don't let
a catcher, don't let it catch you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think that's well, that's a sure one. What are
we feeling to another one? We're gonna do another one?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Well, my drinks about empty.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, I'll do this one, and then we're gonna start
and refill beverages and come back and knock this thing on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Love that, love that, love that.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
What do you What are you doing on your phone? Flitch?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm just you know, I've got some goss the phone.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Just have you ever?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Okay, this is the greatest thing ever touched Fletcher's phone
and seen the rigidity in his body.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
It's one of my favorite things.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
But he's like, oh my god, do you want to
check these flights? And he just grips it like grip
and you try to pull in.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
He's like when my friend and I went to Hombiton
and we were like, asked this old boomer lady to
take a photo of us, and she went out of
the camera roll. I was like, but she was so
fucking lucky you didn't see something bad like it was.
I was like, I'm so sorry, but luckily fuel it
was just photos of meaning to a hobbit and Hobbit
and the.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Rather than natural out.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
We'll leave there.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's your natural hour. We're gonna be back.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
We're gonna go to Auckland in the After Akland, we're
gonna go to Auckland, and then after Oklamo we're gonna
get ams.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
The team
Fleash Onorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to the Christmas Cocktail Special.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Our live show and Big Pond is back Monday, the
nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
After a holiday, Let's go to Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I love melbourne'mone from Melbourne High Fletch One and Haley
in the entire show. To My name is Simone. I'm
twenty three. I'm from Melbourne and I work in managing
and work managing slash making social media content for brands.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I discovered you go this year this year through your
TikTok When did you jewel?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Meth?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, it was when did you catch your parents at it?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Oh God.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've listened to the show every day and I've had
so many laughs, especially at work. My Christmas messages as
they thank you for always being yourselves. You've got me
through what has been a really challenging year, the hardest
part being in July when we lost our beautiful nine
year old labrador Asia to cant Ah.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's sad, but listen to you guys has really made
me feel better and hopeful. In many ways.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
As much as it's been a hard year, I'm also
proud of myself and my family. Mum and Dad, two
order sisters in a dash hons called Franks Us as
we continue to bring joy into each other's lives. The
highlight of my year is my sisters and I needed
to quick get away from this year, so we went
to Tasmania for four days as we as well.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
We really were expressing we would love to do.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Love to go there. It was so much fun and
beautiful to see.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Plus when we got back, we got cheap last minute
tickets to the Friday's Live concert with footballers one of the.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Artists and had a blastom ye worldwide.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
The juiciest moment of the year was finding out one
of the guys at work was going on a holiday
with a friend whose fiance decided she.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Wanted to leave him on the day of the wedding.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That my whole colleague is going on as a fully
booked honeymoon overseas with the groom.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh my god, you can just change the name of
the ticket. Yeah, oh mayow. I just imagine them.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We're roving to a room full of rose petals on
the bed and everything couple themed.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Dudes. Yeah, brothers, probably just have to fuck anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You'd have to fun. You just give it like you it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, Yeah, we're here win in ryme. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
If I were to come back as anything other than
a human, would be a butterfly because every time someone
would look at me, they would think I look so
pretty with my colors and my pets.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Plus I did have a gli up from a caterpillar
to a butterfly. That's gonna feel pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Hollum from Auckland would like to say Flicher one, Hailey
Colon and Shannon Mirror Christmas, Happy Holidays. I always made
a submit a Christmas shadow, but I keep forgetting in
that fashion. I'm writing this at the last minute on
the cutoff day. It's been a long year full of
first for me. This time last year, my wife and
I moved to Auckland from Melbourne. Yes, I know that's
the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's not the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The customs is also confused, but honestly, things aren't that
much greener on the other side. At least here we
have good beaches, in a family, I have a new job,
a house and as of the end of September, my
first child. Your podcast has been music in my ears
for far too long to him, mate, Matt, even since
the days on the peripheree.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Oh that's a good one on the peripherees go.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, it's hard not to form an emotional attachment to
people you listen to every day. To be honest, please
keep on keeping on and can we stop counting birthdays?
It's too hard for me, not just Haley. Highlight of
the year early thirties, by the way, early ish the
birth of my just gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Do it it's water? I keep saying, it's.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Mad, it's it's met, it's not late.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Can I just say that as a newly minted girl,
ad when I get it. I've cried more time since
her birth than the rest of my entire life. It
has decided I'm gonna have to build a shed to
go and howd out of it? Sounds like it's been
a tough Yep.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
The listeners have really picked up on your year of worn,
haven't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep up being awesome, juice
this member of the Year.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I was the guy who came up to Carwen and
Shannon at the comedy gala and said, how much I
like you guys. Much of the confusion of your partners
I haven't met Hayley Vaughan. But I did see a
very soonly looking fletch leaving the gents that night quite happy.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
When happy at the comedy gala a.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Couple of year, couple of drinks, was that yeah, okay,
oh yeah, man? Did I go to the comedy gala
this year hosted? Oh my god, that's we were quite
fucking tanked. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
My mom came up to me, was like, Jesus Christ,
you lot.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh you will gag. Actually been quite hot the gaggle.
It's good.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
That's why you thought it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Reincarnation a duck or a coot.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm a waterbirded heart, always have been, and not just
because I've purchased over three thousand rubber ducks in the
past couple of years.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Sorry, you aren't going to need to know why.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
You just like sleeping the places? Is it not for work?
Just like living the places?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So what you get a bowl order on tamu and
then you're like, I'm just gonna leave a rubber duck here,
So why would you do that? It's kind of funny
live because you reckon. There'll be a news story one day.
It's like, who is leaving the rubber ducks. Hailey, please stop, sorry,
I had my ceiling fan short fell a bit short.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
We're basically what we're doing is every time we finish
one of these on a page, we screw up the
paper for it flat the ceiling fan, and sometimes a
bats it around the room and that's quite exciting, good fun.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
You've hurt my best friend Jice a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I know, but that's just life, you know. Life just
keeps coming at you. She's taking it really well.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Surviving Christ from Christ squeeze this one on.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Shout out to you guys for waking up early enough
to enter in the mornings and for helping those like
me through some hard time. Me out but chuck on
a podcast anytime of the day and just zone out
with what feels like genuine friends.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
High out of the year will be hearing the shadow
of the Christmas copt.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
We should make it special in some way.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Thank you. That's perfect Juicy. This moment of the year.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Getting diagnosed with depression and finally realizing it's okay to
reach out juicy and it makes the sound effecting in appropriate.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Depression Jesus.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Where it runs in my family.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You're to reach out actually, Chris, it's okay. It's encouraged. Absolutely,
absolutely encourage time.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Thank you for sharing reincarnation choice even a cat. Nothing
better than getting to lounge around and napplele day in
the sun.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, you gotta get out.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
You got to get out. You can keep busy, keep moving,
keep on moving. Don't let it catch you. Don't let
a catcher, don't let it catch you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think that's well, that's a sure one. What are
we feeling to another one? We're gonna do another one?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Well, my drinks about empty.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, I'll do this one, and then we're gonna start
and refill beverages and come back and knock this thing on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Love that, love that, love that.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
What do you What are you doing on your phone? Flitch?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm just you know, I've got some goss the phone.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Just have you ever?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Okay, this is the greatest thing ever touched Fletcher's phone
and seen the rigidity in his body.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
It's one of my favorite things.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
But he's like, oh my god, do you want to
check these flights? And he just grips it like grip
and you try to pull in.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
He's like when my friend and I went to Hombiton
and we were like, asked this old boomer lady to
take a photo of us, and she went out of
the camera roll. I was like, but she was so
fucking lucky you didn't see something bad like it was.
I was like, I'm so sorry, but luckily fuel it
was just photos of meaning to a hobbit and Hobbit
and the.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Rather than natural out.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
We'll leave there.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's your natural hour. We're gonna be back.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
We're gonna go to Auckland in the After Akland, we're
gonna go to Auckland, and then after Oklamo we're gonna
get ams.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
The team
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