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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Flesh and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, the Live Show and Big Potters back in
just a few days Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Let's go to christ Church, shall we We've just been
to christ Church. We're going to Auckland. That's better, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Not? Not no, not an agreement. I think we're on
our last cocktail and I would soay. I'm proud of us.
We've done well. Moderation no no, no, no no no,
what are we doing? I don't know one leading somewhere
that's going well and.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You've given him one of your strong expis off track,
No no, not.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Caitlin lives in Auckland as his key, old yolder.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Speach one and Haley and the producer Girlies. I want
to get a big ill shout out to my brother James,
who's just meant to take off his second year calling
Edinburgh home.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Very Scottish themed. These are Christy cocktail.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I would say no nation has been represented as strongly
as Scotland. I've been apart from.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And we're the fuck of South Africa because we're all
When we're on the Live show, we get a lot
of calls from our motherland.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We do. Yeah, I know that that South African New Zealanders, you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Know, I know, but I mean luck. You know people
from where I come from, a hawk where a.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Hawk hawk from the heart, O hot from the from Janice.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm not at you. I'm just saying I'm miss Jannsburg.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mister Gates. Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
For me, it's it's the animals, you know, laughed, just
living so close to Seminy.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You have your big year for James. There has been
overseas riding camels and Morocco to seeing the Icelandic gazers.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Gazers, the Icelandic gazers.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Guyss real fart in the old brain there.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Like Brazier.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is getting on the mind.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Ye. Yeah, it's like a backyard fire and wait, persons
hold on to God.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Damn. Kaitlin seeds to see the Icelandic guys as before
they've all melted. She's still my glaciers.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, she has just fuck that up.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Mounted squirts hot water.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You fucked that up, Kylein, really fucked it up.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But maybe that's why because they're so hot, they're melting
the glaciers.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The guys. Isn't the Glaziers.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I loved.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Rico and Glacier.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
One of my favorite artists of the elite Towisands was
Enrique in Glaciers.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Glaciers. Yeah, God, yeah that.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Can be meal, guys, a baby, let me just be serious.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Also, James has been herning cust the tarts and Portugal
and chasing after stray cats and Bulgarycu Europe. Twenty twenty five.
Hope you enjoy your second magical winter Christmas and channel
you're inner fletche walking down Queen Street when the Christmas
market to get too credited with selly tourists and you
just need to get on, getting on, keep slaying at
rugby and teaching the Scots the right names for things.
(03:07):
They're called mouthguards, not gum shield.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Gum shield, gum shield, the slap in the.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Gum shield, goom shield.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Don't they be gone on the field of that your
gum ship.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And they call headgear scrum caps. I don't mind that.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I don't mind that, but bomb shield.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Also just a moment though for a Scottish rugby player.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Most of all, we have twenty twenty Sexes Field with
so many more adventures than New countries ticked off the
bucket list. Love Sophie and George. What that center's from
Caitlin And then now that's claiming the names of Sophie
and George. Look, we have had a formating. We had
a clerical era here had a formatting.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I mean it's just pick a pass, Yeah, spending a
week in Sydney, shopping and swimming in northern Northern Beaches, Rancarnocean,
a goose rein cornulsh a goose because it'd be cool
enough to ga zero fox and honkship when necessary.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, So to whoever that was.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
To, I just think we say to hom it making soon,
move on.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
To her it making soon. Merry Christmas to the whole
f eh family.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There's a lot of my daily targan tagan, tiar gin
and Auckland taken taken.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's tea again, all right, get it right.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I moved back to New Zealand this year and missed
my best in line is so much. We both listened
to you and as a fun way say connected even
though she listens a week behind, because she doesn't want
to run out of your lips. She's leaving herself a buffer.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Because if you want to.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, you can indulge a girl.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I was catching up with a friend and absolutely put
my foot in it. This is the juiciest moment of
the year. So she was telling me how she had
a summer fling with an older guy, to which I said, yeah,
but everyone new date is an older man. Come on,
then tell me his age. She just she just had
her hand over her mouth and was like, no, take
this one is old. I said, yeah, but how old?
Like ready to roll into the grave. She laughed and said,
(05:03):
I'm going to his funeral on Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I was all like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I've really put my foot in out. But we both laughed.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
She fucked him to death. She fucked man to death.
This is when I talked about many episodes ago, is
that I missed the sugar baby thing because I'm thirty
six now and this is the kind of man that
I would.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Help to be a black widow. That's your new thing,
I reckon, but.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'm mostly parkire No, it's not that. Sorry, Okay, we're oh,
I said, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you predominantly moved to Florida and you find like
wretch's fuck old men, and you do sh heart conditions.
You feed them up with like fried chicken like treats.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Absolutely and then yeah and then oh my.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
God, and then they die. But you're already in their
will and so yeah, shout so you can come back
and then fuck someone.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This is a great future plan for me.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
After she basically we said that she sucked us go
to death, I really put my foot. We both couldn't
stop laughing. She has a pretty dark sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Sorry, she's the first listen that we've had that fucked
someone to dead. I believe some in all of our years.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
If you have someone to do or take nine sex
nine sex, I think we're not on from someone.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We should do the impossible. Have you fucked someone to dead?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay? To top it off, his son also saw her
nerds on his dad's phone.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
He's like, well, I know dad's four digit pan, I beitter.
Just go through his phone and just maybe there'll be
some lovely photos. I can remember how. And then he
saw your numbers.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I know.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Now we need to know there was a hand over
mouth old so that we're like we're seventy plus thirty sex.
Excuse forty excuse you like old old, like old old.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay, we need to please message and so along with
what did we some to message outs before they're so
well looked at. You were the first podcast of the
year with the body soap and how odd was this
person Tigan's friend? So Tagan, please message us on our
Instagram and we'll have that ready for the new Year'll
(07:16):
be great, yep, great if she could.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
See it as a compliment. It's just like someone to death.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So I want to do you what a way to go?
Because some are playing, Yeah, where is she going to
his funeral?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's gonna be one hell of an old that.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Is that a bit of a I reckon you fucked him,
fucked him to death and she's going to go And.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
How did you do that? I did see that he
did Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If I could be reincarnated, there's anything to just be
a pet if someone really famous, I'm just nosy. I
just want to see what they live like behind closed the doors.
Hannah's and Amsterdam, she said, hey, team, long time. That's
the first time riter. I wonder if Hannah about to
find out Hannah, can you living in the Netherlands? And
I'm the h from the Hats Group.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Huh maybe Hannah, Anna, Tessa and sire right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
We've been listening to Flinch and one since I was
in high school, which is just last two years ago.
We're not that well, we know it's crazy how I
am now fifty seven?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Joke.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I listened to the podcast every morning and share lowls
from the pold with the Hats Group. We're truly laughing
at later as genuine friends kpi API. Although twenty twenty
five has been a pretty shitty personal year for some,
the continent has been outstanding and never more relatable. Love
might be dead, or we might check a fat you
chuck a fat you keep up the good work, and
he is hoping twenty twenty six has better for all
(08:44):
a highlight of the year and a personal recession. So
there's been minimal highlights. Juicy this moment of the year
going to October Fest with work colleagues and reincarnation of choice.
Pretty be herm in the German Ye, lovely love see
so bold as to request that, so do we have
one more? We've got one more podcast before we're back.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Lovely will join us next time when we go to Ireland,
Quetstow and Melbourne, New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
New Zealand
Flesh and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, the Live Show and Big Potters back in
just a few days Monday, the nineteenth of January.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Let's go to christ Church, shall we We've just been
to christ Church. We're going to Auckland. That's better, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Not? Not no, not an agreement. I think we're on
our last cocktail and I would soay. I'm proud of us.
We've done well. Moderation no no, no, no no no,
what are we doing? I don't know one leading somewhere
that's going well and.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You've given him one of your strong expis off track,
No no, not.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Caitlin lives in Auckland as his key, old yolder.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Speach one and Haley and the producer Girlies. I want
to get a big ill shout out to my brother James,
who's just meant to take off his second year calling
Edinburgh home.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Very Scottish themed. These are Christy cocktail.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I would say no nation has been represented as strongly
as Scotland. I've been apart from.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And we're the fuck of South Africa because we're all
When we're on the Live show, we get a lot
of calls from our motherland.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
We do. Yeah, I know that that South African New Zealanders, you.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Know, I know, but I mean luck. You know people
from where I come from, a hawk where a.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Hawk hawk from the heart, O hot from the from Janice.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm not at you. I'm just saying I'm miss Jannsburg.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mister Gates. Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
For me, it's it's the animals, you know, laughed, just
living so close to Seminy.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You have your big year for James. There has been
overseas riding camels and Morocco to seeing the Icelandic gazers.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Gazers, the Icelandic gazers.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Guyss real fart in the old brain there.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Like Brazier.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is getting on the mind.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Ye. Yeah, it's like a backyard fire and wait, persons
hold on to God.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Damn. Kaitlin seeds to see the Icelandic guys as before
they've all melted. She's still my glaciers.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, she has just fuck that up.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Mounted squirts hot water.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
You fucked that up, Kylein, really fucked it up.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
But maybe that's why because they're so hot, they're melting
the glaciers.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
The guys. Isn't the Glaziers.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I loved.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Rico and Glacier.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
One of my favorite artists of the elite Towisands was
Enrique in Glaciers.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Glaciers. Yeah, God, yeah that.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Can be meal, guys, a baby, let me just be serious.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Also, James has been herning cust the tarts and Portugal
and chasing after stray cats and Bulgarycu Europe. Twenty twenty five.
Hope you enjoy your second magical winter Christmas and channel
you're inner fletche walking down Queen Street when the Christmas
market to get too credited with selly tourists and you
just need to get on, getting on, keep slaying at
rugby and teaching the Scots the right names for things.
(03:07):
They're called mouthguards, not gum shield.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Gum shield, gum shield, the slap in the.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Gum shield, goom shield.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Don't they be gone on the field of that your
gum ship.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And they call headgear scrum caps. I don't mind that.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I don't mind that, but bomb shield.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Also just a moment though for a Scottish rugby player.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Most of all, we have twenty twenty Sexes Field with
so many more adventures than New countries ticked off the
bucket list. Love Sophie and George. What that center's from
Caitlin And then now that's claiming the names of Sophie
and George. Look, we have had a formating. We had
a clerical era here had a formatting.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I mean it's just pick a pass, Yeah, spending a
week in Sydney, shopping and swimming in northern Northern Beaches, Rancarnocean,
a goose rein cornulsh a goose because it'd be cool
enough to ga zero fox and honkship when necessary.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Cute.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, So to whoever that was.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
To, I just think we say to hom it making soon,
move on.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
To her it making soon. Merry Christmas to the whole
f eh family.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
There's a lot of my daily targan tagan, tiar gin
and Auckland taken taken.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
It's tea again, all right, get it right.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I moved back to New Zealand this year and missed
my best in line is so much. We both listened
to you and as a fun way say connected even
though she listens a week behind, because she doesn't want
to run out of your lips. She's leaving herself a buffer.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Because if you want to.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, you can indulge a girl.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I was catching up with a friend and absolutely put
my foot in it. This is the juiciest moment of
the year. So she was telling me how she had
a summer fling with an older guy, to which I said, yeah,
but everyone new date is an older man. Come on,
then tell me his age. She just she just had
her hand over her mouth and was like, no, take
this one is old. I said, yeah, but how old?
Like ready to roll into the grave. She laughed and said,
(05:03):
I'm going to his funeral on Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I was all like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I've really put my foot in out. But we both laughed.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
She fucked him to death. She fucked man to death.
This is when I talked about many episodes ago, is
that I missed the sugar baby thing because I'm thirty
six now and this is the kind of man that
I would.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Help to be a black widow. That's your new thing,
I reckon, but.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I'm mostly parkire No, it's not that. Sorry, Okay, we're oh,
I said, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
So you predominantly moved to Florida and you find like
wretch's fuck old men, and you do sh heart conditions.
You feed them up with like fried chicken like treats.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Absolutely and then yeah and then oh my.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
God, and then they die. But you're already in their
will and so yeah, shout so you can come back
and then fuck someone.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This is a great future plan for me.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
After she basically we said that she sucked us go
to death, I really put my foot. We both couldn't
stop laughing. She has a pretty dark sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Sorry, she's the first listen that we've had that fucked
someone to dead. I believe some in all of our years.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
If you have someone to do or take nine sex
nine sex, I think we're not on from someone.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
We should do the impossible. Have you fucked someone to dead?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay? To top it off, his son also saw her
nerds on his dad's phone.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
He's like, well, I know dad's four digit pan, I beitter.
Just go through his phone and just maybe there'll be
some lovely photos. I can remember how. And then he
saw your numbers.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
I know.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Now we need to know there was a hand over
mouth old so that we're like we're seventy plus thirty sex.
Excuse forty excuse you like old old, like old old.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Okay, we need to please message and so along with
what did we some to message outs before they're so
well looked at. You were the first podcast of the
year with the body soap and how odd was this
person Tigan's friend? So Tagan, please message us on our
Instagram and we'll have that ready for the new Year'll
(07:16):
be great, yep, great if she could.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
See it as a compliment. It's just like someone to death.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So I want to do you what a way to go?
Because some are playing, Yeah, where is she going to
his funeral?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
That's gonna be one hell of an old that.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Is that a bit of a I reckon you fucked him,
fucked him to death and she's going to go And.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
How did you do that? I did see that he
did Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If I could be reincarnated, there's anything to just be
a pet if someone really famous, I'm just nosy. I
just want to see what they live like behind closed the doors.
Hannah's and Amsterdam, she said, hey, team, long time. That's
the first time riter. I wonder if Hannah about to
find out Hannah, can you living in the Netherlands? And
I'm the h from the Hats Group.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Huh maybe Hannah, Anna, Tessa and sire right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
We've been listening to Flinch and one since I was
in high school, which is just last two years ago.
We're not that well, we know it's crazy how I
am now fifty seven?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Joke.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I listened to the podcast every morning and share lowls
from the pold with the Hats Group. We're truly laughing
at later as genuine friends kpi API. Although twenty twenty
five has been a pretty shitty personal year for some,
the continent has been outstanding and never more relatable. Love
might be dead, or we might check a fat you
chuck a fat you keep up the good work, and
he is hoping twenty twenty six has better for all
(08:44):
a highlight of the year and a personal recession. So
there's been minimal highlights. Juicy this moment of the year
going to October Fest with work colleagues and reincarnation of choice.
Pretty be herm in the German Ye, lovely love see
so bold as to request that, so do we have
one more? We've got one more podcast before we're back.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Lovely will join us next time when we go to Ireland,
Quetstow and Melbourne, New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
New Zealand
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