January 17, 2026 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Flesh and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, our live show and Big Pot is back tomorrow.
If you're listening to this on the Sunday, the nineteenth
of Jam wasn't just be the next podcast after this one?
If you're listening so much delayed, Yes, after holiday said
this means holidays will be in an.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
End, my god.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, and a fresh new year with fresh new dreams
and goals, and.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's everything resets.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All the problems have gone away, all the problems are gone.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Damien is in Ireland and he says, huh no, I
did Georgia at the end of the Oh no, you
didn't you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I didn't do Georgia, you dumb sucking Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's so hard doing all right.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Shout out to my partners is Georgia and Altero and
New Zealand. Shout out to my partner maybe fiance when
this is maybe baby. Oh wait, is she doing that
thing where she's asking or she's just holding out there
she thinks he's going to ask.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She might have found a ring. She's found a ring,
He's got something. The closer there.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Shout out to my partner maybe fiancer when this is
for sticking it out with me in a year of adventure.
We just got back from the UK where I was
completing a master's at Oxford. A master loved me and
he's putted me all the way through despite me similar
semi regular crashouts.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So nice. Statistically though, it's highlight of the year.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
The representing Oxford and the Oxford the Cambridge Ossie Rules
Football League, not getting injured despite playing his starting rock
and then probably breaking my finger at the following practice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh wow, Well, I don't know how Ossie Rules work.
They kick it a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
They so much swlter tops shorts, and the Panics so
much bigger.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's more like football. It's big homo erotic vibes, b
homo erotica. Yeah, a little shore short.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Arms on these things, but this smaller, like if you
put one of them next to like a ball black Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's the twink sport of choice.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, a lot of twinks.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, a lot of twins. That's what you're around.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Damien in Ireland, whether or not he's in twins or not,
we don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And Gaelic football of course, and meant in Ireland and
that's what I was football is based off.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Of course, I think Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
My fiance Ali so well, Allie could be sure for Alistair,
that's no doubt. It's not though, who knows who listens
to you guys?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
As she bakes in the coffee shop, her coffee shop
and lastelle Ireland.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now I'd like to know does she do a good
slice in this?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, let's have a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
We've got her Instagram here Alie's coffee shop on Instagram. Okay,
you have a lot, can definitely have a little squizze as.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
We got the ship, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, the coffee shop this morning before we came here,
we got a cinnamon scroll and it was dry, there
was no It absorbed.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Every inch of moisture from my body. And I've been
a biscuit since. Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, you've got have you got? Yeah, lemon raspberry gluten.
Yeah yeah, there's nothing dry about that me.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So Skellion and black sesame rolls part of the savory
scrolls they've got there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh gods, well, what a beautiful that's an Ireland. That's
what I want, my Irish pub I love that. I
want that. I want you the font on that is
what a beautiful cafe. That's wow good?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh wait so this is Damien, right and this is
the fiance. Yes, look at them with the little return
to the shop.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Engaged she is so irish.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, of course I'll marry you. You're silly Egypt you
love you?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Do you marry me?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Love?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You're the love of me life. I love totally.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
That could be we got We've.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Got engaged in front of a waterfall. That's lovely. Good
on you guys, that looks really lovely.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
We'll come and visit.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Of the Yeah for Damien.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Our holidaand Costa Rica where I proposed to Ali just
saw that photo that was pretty cute and she said yes.
Or maybe a couple of days before that, on the
same trip where we did the tarzan swung at the
zip line park and the new guy they were training
and nearly popped my head off like a champagne cork
when she's safety robes, but I just in time. Yeah,
you really don't You really appreciate the key weal health
and safety when you travel overseas. And dude, I heard
(04:24):
the trainer screaming at him, so I didn't get decapitated.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But let's go at the first time a reincarnation.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I mean, ideally it would be something fun like a
Hawla monkey and apex pretty like a great white shark.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh yeah, shit hates monkeys and there's.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
How the monkeys's like, ooh yeah, that name is Hawla.
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Given how ecosystems and climate are completely fucked typy Christmas, everybody,
maybe I could come back as the final artificial intelligence
that will eventually rule over all humanity. Pretty much a god,
you know, but an interventional one that distributes wealth evenly,
makes it sure everyone is housing fit and it's nice
to trans people or a crow.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
The crow feels easier.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Crow at the stage might be easy to accomplish. But
I like where you're going with the final solution to
I shouldn't have fit see a final solutions. Someone else
said that once where they were going when the idea
that distributes wealth and knocks after everybody Anonymous from Queen
Sound shout out to you guys are getting me through
the second maternity leave. We were laughing out louder KPI.
I think I heard the word cuck chir more in
(05:20):
twenty twenty five than I ever have before.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's a beautiful chair.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Also because I'm greedy. Shout out to my friend Jade
ten out of ten excellent humans. She'll laugh when she
hears this. And now I'm not going to say anything
cheeky this time to get myself in trouble. Circa if
the Aage Midwinter Christmas Fish twenty twenty four. Hmm, okay
she's anonymous. We don't know, yah, go back to sign
something really nothing juicy. This year most notable moment was
shutting my hand in a card do or blood pouring
(05:44):
with blood. Hand pouring with blood four years on on
the sidewalk, yalling, I need to go to the toilet.
Well number two is steering at me, wondering what kind
of circus family that he's been born into. Okay, reincarnation
grizzly bit so I can hibernate a long time and
wake up refreshed for once. Lovely Briar is near for
a podcast shadow now Penultimate.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It is penultimate Penultimate.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We made it. N XL say, not too shoppy.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Pretty good We've been thankfully you were demoted demoted on
drinks so.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Well I offered to make another one even was like no, no, no,
sit down, sit down, it's.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Fine, Persino Martina, the Brian says hello, if the hcs
any other members of the gaggle or other friends that
may be present.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Mike and Gess, Mike and Jess here, we've really been.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Left by the gaggle. This Tuesday thing does not work
for the game.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
In the past years, the Gaggle have often joined us
and derailed the evening.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, well, fuck them.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Fuck them. My shadow goes to my.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Longtime listener sometimes, the Little Pole Replier twenty twenty five
has definitely been a year.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's leave it at that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
My shadow goes to my best the Amy, not just
because she's one of my oldest friends, but also because
we've been giving each other podcast shoutouts for nine years.
A massive thank you to the team for providing last
when everyone it sounds like you guys have had times
this year when you don't.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Feel like laughing crazy people picking up on the.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Massive here's the topic of sylliness of the podcast shoutouts.
You see one you see one day? I think it
was when I was checking out Hailey's fans new website.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Sproil dot com.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Please age where she said she can do the following accents.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, oh, my god, this is so good. Thank you, Brian. Okay,
let's go through the American standard.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Oh hello, my name is Haley, and I am like
having a little time with my friends and a drink.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That sounds like the windows.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's a little bit like California.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Zoom recording and progress, which I think I will take
the job from.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Australian.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, are you sick? Bitch? How are you? Let's go
catch themselves British.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hello, Darling, I'm Kiera Knightley and I'm very famished for Dick.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That wasn't a part.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't know. Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
How dare you thro?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm s perched by you? Darling? Hello, my issuma. If
you were listening from a start, I played in Mary
Poppins Bridge.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Hello, my name is also Friends and I also love
to have in Croissant.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
New York.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I wait, wait, you're going to join me? One? Hey?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Hey, hey, we're walking it trying to get to the
fucking theater.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Get the one I get of the way, want to
get out of here. I want to fucking Postrami sandwich Indian.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It's a There was many of us in this relationship,
wasn't there that's Lady Diana. You know, she was doing
an interview. It was quite a crowded relationship. What is
royal pronunciation like?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And my mother would have said this to me and.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I Somalian Southern American?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Can you help me move this soulfa into my vein?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
For some reason, I thought that was going to be South.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, you're gonna go like South American.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Guess Oh, Bobby, I see one keys is from Papio
at to work?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Do they I see you later?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
For since we had heard such as from having this,
you should give us the sample of her accent.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Actually crazy though that they have not asked for my
native Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
My friend Mike is he actually he lived sometime in
South Africa and he didn't he say like he's never
like where I'm from far North and let's we're at
so my father you're at, mic my father was from far.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So far North. It's not in South.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So far North. Yea, it's like it's from European.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, yeah, Okay. The juiciest moment of the year for Brier.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I don't think I can share the juiciest, so share
one of the craziest things, which is the same month
my partner's I got stolen and my car got crashed
into written off. The craziest part is my car got
crashed into when we were literally driving back from.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Picking up my partner's new car. Oh it was a year.
I want to know the.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Juiciest Yeah, one people holding back on the juice.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Rand carnation would be tell us to us cat, Oh
my god, I would do as well as an animal.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She's got a Scottish fold.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Eh, guys, this is out final and in some of
those you know shout out.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The final final page of the shoutouts is that this
is that? This is that Liam from Melbourne? Hi? H
is Liam?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Here? Shout out to my hopefully by now fiance GISs
hop in the question soon so fingers crossed that the
shoutout doesn't age badly? Now let me, was was it
with the person that said before that they hoped they
were going to get proposed to?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This isn't the other half of that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Men?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Love is a laugh.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
She loves her dog Ritchie and her or more than me.
But I'm fine being the third wheel. Sounds like you're
the fourth wheel.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, you're not really a priority.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Hopefully getting engaged juiciest moment of the abuying and engagement
ring right before our dog needed knee surgery. I said
on it for eight weeks during his recovery. Then he
got gas drone proposal day. The universe hates me and
his reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Choice would be a golden retriever. Fantastic is that? That's all, which.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Means we are now officially paper into the fan. We're
officially back at work tomorrow after.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Four weeks off. Tomorrow, we're back at work.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Which, Hayley, what was that? I pushed my fucking iPad
onto the He watches porn on that around It's like
YouTube pad.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You don't work? Yes, that's your fine?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do you watch porn on that? Thankfully it works? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
He really doesn't want to face idea. Well, thank you
so much for listening to our Christmas podcast specials over
the summer break, will be back with the big show
in the live show from the nineteenth of January. Maybe
any last words. That's tomorrow. Maybe if we've made it
through summer alive.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah yeah, ship, that will age so badly if one
of us dies?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
How do you? How are you going to die? Over summer?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
How would I die? Over the summer. Fletcher is going to.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Get He's going to see it Africa, y'are get tramp.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes, you're going to get trampled by an animal, Vaughn.
You'll be doing a ride.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
On mo Yeah, and then it'll flatter over.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And trap your mow. You to pieces fertilize your own law.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's okay, or just shave up a leg. Yeah. Yeah, Wow,
there's a quick there's a quick fifteen kg. I'm sorry,
does it count if all of a sudden you've lost
ahead of league game? I don't think you are.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I don't think you can go on Instagram be like
gays had a massive.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Read at vorn Anonymous. Eighty kg's now at this pt.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Thanks for the help.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's got to be an upside to an accident amputation.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But you've got to count your Pacific leg as a
new wait. No, no, no, no, I take it off for weighing.
It's like technical boots take Are you taking it in
the helicopter or going on the bungee with.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It bungeing.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Off and it falls in the can? You don't even
get their back.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't know it.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, if you're an ampute in your listen no, what
do you count as your weight? Do you include the
artificial leagu I wouldn't, No, would you.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I had a friend who've got a hysterectomy for like
a removal of her reproductive system.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She messages was like, it's only four hundred fucking grams.
I feel ripped.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I was like, oh mate, I would have thought it
would have been at least a complication. Wanted to be
a couple of ag yes, Like John on the scales
was like, oh Jesus Gray, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
They weigh nothing. How am I going to die over
the summer?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I reckon, I reckon, You're going to face down the spark. Yeah,
your Whitney Houston. You've got big Whitney Houston and this
Sorry Jesus Christ, that's why I've got those floaties for
you to wear in your around your knee.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I know we those on New Year. There are songs.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
All right, well, thank you everyone, and we'll sing a
little song to say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Come on you bet again.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
This party started and I'm coming up, man, I get
know natural outle on you missed it on half a
Pink song.
Flesh and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the Christmas
Cocktail Special, our live show and Big Pot is back tomorrow.
If you're listening to this on the Sunday, the nineteenth
of Jam wasn't just be the next podcast after this one?
If you're listening so much delayed, Yes, after holiday said
this means holidays will be in an.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
End, my god.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, and a fresh new year with fresh new dreams
and goals, and.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's everything resets.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
All the problems have gone away, all the problems are gone.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Damien is in Ireland and he says, huh no, I
did Georgia at the end of the Oh no, you
didn't you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I didn't do Georgia, you dumb sucking Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's so hard doing all right.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Shout out to my partners is Georgia and Altero and
New Zealand. Shout out to my partner maybe fiance when
this is maybe baby. Oh wait, is she doing that
thing where she's asking or she's just holding out there
she thinks he's going to ask.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She might have found a ring. She's found a ring,
He's got something. The closer there.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Shout out to my partner maybe fiancer when this is
for sticking it out with me in a year of adventure.
We just got back from the UK where I was
completing a master's at Oxford. A master loved me and
he's putted me all the way through despite me similar
semi regular crashouts.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
So nice. Statistically though, it's highlight of the year.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
The representing Oxford and the Oxford the Cambridge Ossie Rules
Football League, not getting injured despite playing his starting rock
and then probably breaking my finger at the following practice.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh wow, Well, I don't know how Ossie Rules work.
They kick it a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
They so much swlter tops shorts, and the Panics so
much bigger.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's more like football. It's big homo erotic vibes, b
homo erotica. Yeah, a little shore short.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Arms on these things, but this smaller, like if you
put one of them next to like a ball black Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It's the twink sport of choice.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, a lot of twinks.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, a lot of twins. That's what you're around.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Damien in Ireland, whether or not he's in twins or not,
we don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
And Gaelic football of course, and meant in Ireland and
that's what I was football is based off.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Of course, I think Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
My fiance Ali so well, Allie could be sure for Alistair,
that's no doubt. It's not though, who knows who listens
to you guys?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
As she bakes in the coffee shop, her coffee shop
and lastelle Ireland.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now I'd like to know does she do a good
slice in this?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Well, let's have a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
We've got her Instagram here Alie's coffee shop on Instagram. Okay,
you have a lot, can definitely have a little squizze as.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
We got the ship, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah yeah, the coffee shop this morning before we came here,
we got a cinnamon scroll and it was dry, there
was no It absorbed.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Every inch of moisture from my body. And I've been
a biscuit since. Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, you've got have you got? Yeah, lemon raspberry gluten.
Yeah yeah, there's nothing dry about that me.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So Skellion and black sesame rolls part of the savory
scrolls they've got there.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh gods, well, what a beautiful that's an Ireland. That's
what I want, my Irish pub I love that. I
want that. I want you the font on that is
what a beautiful cafe. That's wow good?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh wait so this is Damien, right and this is
the fiance. Yes, look at them with the little return
to the shop.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Engaged she is so irish.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, of course I'll marry you. You're silly Egypt you
love you?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Do you marry me?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Love?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You're the love of me life. I love totally.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
That could be we got We've.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Got engaged in front of a waterfall. That's lovely. Good
on you guys, that looks really lovely.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
We'll come and visit.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Of the Yeah for Damien.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Our holidaand Costa Rica where I proposed to Ali just
saw that photo that was pretty cute and she said yes.
Or maybe a couple of days before that, on the
same trip where we did the tarzan swung at the
zip line park and the new guy they were training
and nearly popped my head off like a champagne cork
when she's safety robes, but I just in time. Yeah,
you really don't You really appreciate the key weal health
and safety when you travel overseas. And dude, I heard
(04:24):
the trainer screaming at him, so I didn't get decapitated.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But let's go at the first time a reincarnation.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I mean, ideally it would be something fun like a
Hawla monkey and apex pretty like a great white shark.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh yeah, shit hates monkeys and there's.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
How the monkeys's like, ooh yeah, that name is Hawla.
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Given how ecosystems and climate are completely fucked typy Christmas, everybody,
maybe I could come back as the final artificial intelligence
that will eventually rule over all humanity. Pretty much a god,
you know, but an interventional one that distributes wealth evenly,
makes it sure everyone is housing fit and it's nice
to trans people or a crow.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
The crow feels easier.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Crow at the stage might be easy to accomplish. But
I like where you're going with the final solution to
I shouldn't have fit see a final solutions. Someone else
said that once where they were going when the idea
that distributes wealth and knocks after everybody Anonymous from Queen
Sound shout out to you guys are getting me through
the second maternity leave. We were laughing out louder KPI.
I think I heard the word cuck chir more in
(05:20):
twenty twenty five than I ever have before.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's a beautiful chair.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Also because I'm greedy. Shout out to my friend Jade
ten out of ten excellent humans. She'll laugh when she
hears this. And now I'm not going to say anything
cheeky this time to get myself in trouble. Circa if
the Aage Midwinter Christmas Fish twenty twenty four. Hmm, okay
she's anonymous. We don't know, yah, go back to sign
something really nothing juicy. This year most notable moment was
shutting my hand in a card do or blood pouring
(05:44):
with blood. Hand pouring with blood four years on on
the sidewalk, yalling, I need to go to the toilet.
Well number two is steering at me, wondering what kind
of circus family that he's been born into. Okay, reincarnation
grizzly bit so I can hibernate a long time and
wake up refreshed for once. Lovely Briar is near for
a podcast shadow now Penultimate.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It is penultimate Penultimate.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We made it. N XL say, not too shoppy.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Pretty good We've been thankfully you were demoted demoted on
drinks so.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Well I offered to make another one even was like no, no, no,
sit down, sit down, it's.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Fine, Persino Martina, the Brian says hello, if the hcs
any other members of the gaggle or other friends that
may be present.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Mike and Gess, Mike and Jess here, we've really been.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Left by the gaggle. This Tuesday thing does not work
for the game.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
In the past years, the Gaggle have often joined us
and derailed the evening.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, well, fuck them.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Fuck them. My shadow goes to my.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Longtime listener sometimes, the Little Pole Replier twenty twenty five
has definitely been a year.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Let's leave it at that.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
My shadow goes to my best the Amy, not just
because she's one of my oldest friends, but also because
we've been giving each other podcast shoutouts for nine years.
A massive thank you to the team for providing last
when everyone it sounds like you guys have had times
this year when you don't.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Feel like laughing crazy people picking up on the.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Massive here's the topic of sylliness of the podcast shoutouts.
You see one you see one day? I think it
was when I was checking out Hailey's fans new website.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Sproil dot com.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Please age where she said she can do the following accents.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, oh, my god, this is so good. Thank you, Brian. Okay,
let's go through the American standard.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Oh hello, my name is Haley, and I am like
having a little time with my friends and a drink.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
That sounds like the windows.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It's a little bit like California.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Zoom recording and progress, which I think I will take
the job from.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Australian.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Yeah, are you sick? Bitch? How are you? Let's go
catch themselves British.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Hello, Darling, I'm Kiera Knightley and I'm very famished for Dick.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
That wasn't a part.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't know. Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
How dare you thro?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm s perched by you? Darling? Hello, my issuma. If
you were listening from a start, I played in Mary
Poppins Bridge.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Hello, my name is also Friends and I also love
to have in Croissant.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
New York.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I wait, wait, you're going to join me? One? Hey?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Hey, hey, we're walking it trying to get to the
fucking theater.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Get the one I get of the way, want to
get out of here. I want to fucking Postrami sandwich Indian.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Don't do it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It's a There was many of us in this relationship,
wasn't there that's Lady Diana. You know, she was doing
an interview. It was quite a crowded relationship. What is
royal pronunciation like?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And my mother would have said this to me and.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I Somalian Southern American?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Can you help me move this soulfa into my vein?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
For some reason, I thought that was going to be South.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh, you're gonna go like South American.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Guess Oh, Bobby, I see one keys is from Papio
at to work?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Do they I see you later?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
For since we had heard such as from having this,
you should give us the sample of her accent.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Actually crazy though that they have not asked for my
native Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I know.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
My friend Mike is he actually he lived sometime in
South Africa and he didn't he say like he's never
like where I'm from far North and let's we're at
so my father you're at, mic my father was from far.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So far North. It's not in South.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
So far North. Yea, it's like it's from European.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, yeah, Okay. The juiciest moment of the year for Brier.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I don't think I can share the juiciest, so share
one of the craziest things, which is the same month
my partner's I got stolen and my car got crashed
into written off. The craziest part is my car got
crashed into when we were literally driving back from.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Picking up my partner's new car. Oh it was a year.
I want to know the.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Juiciest Yeah, one people holding back on the juice.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Rand carnation would be tell us to us cat, Oh
my god, I would do as well as an animal.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She's got a Scottish fold.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Eh, guys, this is out final and in some of
those you know shout out.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The final final page of the shoutouts is that this
is that? This is that Liam from Melbourne? Hi? H
is Liam?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Here? Shout out to my hopefully by now fiance GISs
hop in the question soon so fingers crossed that the
shoutout doesn't age badly? Now let me, was was it
with the person that said before that they hoped they
were going to get proposed to?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This isn't the other half of that.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Men?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Love is a laugh.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
She loves her dog Ritchie and her or more than me.
But I'm fine being the third wheel. Sounds like you're
the fourth wheel.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, you're not really a priority.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Hopefully getting engaged juiciest moment of the abuying and engagement
ring right before our dog needed knee surgery. I said
on it for eight weeks during his recovery. Then he
got gas drone proposal day. The universe hates me and
his reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Choice would be a golden retriever. Fantastic is that? That's all, which.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Means we are now officially paper into the fan. We're
officially back at work tomorrow after.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Four weeks off. Tomorrow, we're back at work.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Which, Hayley, what was that? I pushed my fucking iPad
onto the He watches porn on that around It's like
YouTube pad.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
You don't work? Yes, that's your fine?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do you watch porn on that? Thankfully it works? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
He really doesn't want to face idea. Well, thank you
so much for listening to our Christmas podcast specials over
the summer break, will be back with the big show
in the live show from the nineteenth of January. Maybe
any last words. That's tomorrow. Maybe if we've made it
through summer alive.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah yeah, ship, that will age so badly if one
of us dies?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
How do you? How are you going to die? Over summer?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
How would I die? Over the summer. Fletcher is going to.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Get He's going to see it Africa, y'are get tramp.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes, you're going to get trampled by an animal, Vaughn.
You'll be doing a ride.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
On mo Yeah, and then it'll flatter over.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
And trap your mow. You to pieces fertilize your own law.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's okay, or just shave up a leg. Yeah. Yeah, Wow,
there's a quick there's a quick fifteen kg. I'm sorry,
does it count if all of a sudden you've lost
ahead of league game? I don't think you are.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I don't think you can go on Instagram be like
gays had a massive.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Read at vorn Anonymous. Eighty kg's now at this pt.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Thanks for the help.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's got to be an upside to an accident amputation.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
But you've got to count your Pacific leg as a
new wait. No, no, no, no, I take it off for weighing.
It's like technical boots take Are you taking it in
the helicopter or going on the bungee with.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It bungeing.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Off and it falls in the can? You don't even
get their back.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I don't know it.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, if you're an ampute in your listen no, what
do you count as your weight? Do you include the
artificial leagu I wouldn't, No, would you.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I had a friend who've got a hysterectomy for like
a removal of her reproductive system.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
She messages was like, it's only four hundred fucking grams.
I feel ripped.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I was like, oh mate, I would have thought it
would have been at least a complication. Wanted to be
a couple of ag yes, Like John on the scales
was like, oh Jesus Gray, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
They weigh nothing. How am I going to die over
the summer?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I reckon, I reckon, You're going to face down the spark. Yeah,
your Whitney Houston. You've got big Whitney Houston and this
Sorry Jesus Christ, that's why I've got those floaties for
you to wear in your around your knee.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I know we those on New Year. There are songs.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
All right, well, thank you everyone, and we'll sing a
little song to say goodbye.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Come on you bet again.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
This party started and I'm coming up, man, I get
know natural outle on you missed it on half a
Pink song.
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