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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, pleas would and Haley's little bit
of Pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macas rewards.
Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now on the bus,
I did that thing that I see people doing online
all the time. To you guys, I took a photo
of someone's conversation, this one of the bus.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I ate a wild invasion of their privacy. But who
very I know about. I needed to because you need it.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
It was wild to share with the people.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So this was on a bus and this guy got
on the bus in front of me and I heard
and this is why I know how old he is.
The bus driver was like, oh, do you get this
over sixty five discount? He's like year some seventy two,
and I was like, okay, seventy two. I don't know
why I remember that. And he sat right in front
of me, like quite tall, so he's kind of like
quite beg in the seat and I and it's fine
(00:50):
because it was only single seats. I could literally see
his phone and because he was old, boots bed text
and I was able to just like because I started
reading these messages thinking, oh, it's just out of texting
his daughter.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Sometimes your eye just wanders onto peoples screens you start
reading it.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Like people don't look at the screen next to them.
Everybody is looking And what did you guys think of
the conversation out Because it was obvious to me pretty
quickly that this guy who we know is seventy two
years old, was texting a girl who looked Asian, I
will say in the little photo by the name of Angel.
(01:32):
And it was saucy, like they were talking about like
her coming to meet him, like and then like doing
things like he was going to kiss her neck.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Like how would you feel if I met you and
kiss kissed you on the neck?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yep? And then like I didn't send because I mean
I could have kept sending them for like I was
behind him for half an hour in these conversations.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Who was behind you looking at your phone?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No one, because I was I can do this because
I good when you see someone spying on someone, but
they're not chicken, they're not being spied on.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yes, And then she was asking him like he'd needed
she'd need a visa to come to New Zealand and
then yeah it was white and what else did he say? Yeah?
How will you feel when you're walking towards me at
the airport? Yeah, embrace, kiss my neck.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
So we're thinking a full blonde scammer.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah. But he then said, I do not expect sexual favors.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
So what are we doing? Are we hanging out?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Just having lunch? Coming all the way from wherever I
was and stopping it there.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I was like, this old guy is going to lose money,
Like this is a scam. This is not a real person.
It's someone sitting in a bot farm and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, I know, well I can't.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I would love to come to New I would love
to come, but I can't afford the fly and now.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I just need a little bit of money. And then
that's how they get you.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And I'm just like, oh, this is probably someone's like
I don't know, granddad or dad.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Or.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
There's a lovely love story to be had here.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Look at you always lost souls swimming in a fish
bowl and they have found each other, and just who
are we to judge their life?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And maybe she doesn't have the money for the fine.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I just wanted to say, dude, don't give your money
to someone you haven't met, like don't be doing that.
Don't be doing this. I couldn't because I'm like, I
was reading over his shoulder. Yeah, so you can't be like, hey, dude,
I think that person you're talking to is not real.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well are you reading my messages?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Exactly, Yeah, how do you do? I don't know, just
good luck to what if someone listening this kind of
fits the bill?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh yeah, I'm thinking that they might know. Lots of
people listening to have a civity. I mean, just we
all know old people in your life. I think you've
just got to remind them. Yeah, you know, especially if
they you know, maybe mum's passed away or dad's passed away,
or grandma's gone, and you know, they've got a phone,
and you've got to get in early because then you
hear people who's you know, they just kind of half
(04:00):
And then the people get embarrassed because they're talking to
John bon Jovi and he wants to marry them, but
he just needs you to send some money because his
guitars were broken and he needs to sing his song. Yeah. People,
a few people a few weeks ago thought Brad pet
was asking them for money.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I feel like Brad Pitt probably has enough of his
own money.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The Yeah, it was just tied up and he needed
it until he could get his money.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Surely we're still going Ethiopian princes.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, we're not.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
We're going.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh God, just watch out God, because it was like
initially started off quite funny, and then I was like
just so saddened by the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, that's the thing. It is sad. And if you
laugh at them, they'll just kind of pull back more.
You're going to be open and discuss this.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, oh bless oh bless Or a beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Getting smooches on the neck and we're all.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
And we're sitting here with no smooches on none of
our nets. Yeah, and he's getting next merchs.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I go for a little angel smirch on the neck.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, come on over here to listen to Angel