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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Network, fleash Wood and Hayley's Little Bit
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
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(00:33):
of that week and there'll be out over Christmas over
the Christmas Brak.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
We've seen it before. If you get it in on
the fifth of December, you'll be told to suck it.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, start a great money Christmas money saving tip over
the weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Great.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
So this I thought was insane. Yeah, someone don't know
who I went to Schoolworth in Australia said the mall
Santa fo Are granted a great center the always a
Good Santa forty nine dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Jesus Australia.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yes, Jesus, that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
That's insane, right, that's crazy. And this kid really wanted
a photo with Santa. Yeah, he was just like, we
forty nine dollars, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
A lot of money. Forty dollars?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Are you crazy? So what he did, He's like, I've
got a plan. We'll linger around because it says Santa
is coming out at one o'clock. And at ten to
one they started loitering and the Santa walks out from
the staffed area of the MA all yes, and the
kid walks up to him.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
He's like, Hi Santa, Hi Sander.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
He's the dad said you gotta turn up the cute
to ten. Yeah, we're gonna have because he'll just push past.
He'll be like sorry, kids can't stop.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
If there's a bunch of kids, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Like Christmas to boot them with his boots.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So the kid dad's sitting there with his phone and
he's like like, says his kid's name. His kid turns around,
Santa locks up and he's like smile, clock takes a
pho for free.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What key loophole we found ourselves?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know what, you'll tied loophole, I will say, and
I don't want to lift the cover here. But that
is not the real center. That's a Santa representative.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's a helper, Santa's help Santa helper.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
But it's okay. But he's not getting paid per photo.
He's getting the hour. He wouldn't be a ship.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Probably all the more might come down the chance that
he's an old maid and you know how they love.
They're a stickler for the rules, unless that's the rules
that it's going to cost them or something. Sean calling
me for Oh, you better answer, answer right. It might
be about my hydrangers?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is it about?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
What are you calling for? We're recording a podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Sorry, this is what does it work hours?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Dr Shawnee Mon wants anough it's about his hydrangers.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I just like his hydrangers.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I take to them back about them already this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, we've talked about hydra we sh I'll give you.
I'll give you a call. You want to get your bag,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
No, I'm just calling to drop work.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Are you're going to be home sooner or you?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, we'll work for a little bit. What time are
you thinking? It's nine o'clock. So we're pretty good enough.
He knows what I'm doing about it.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
He's a doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Are you not doctoring today?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
They shifted my days to Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday this week.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh no, okay, yeah, I'll just give you a message
when I finished here.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Defically I stopped Shorty a question.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Just come to work maybe, and and langer here and
then we can go to mine.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There's nothing that he doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm really not keen on that.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Can I stop to Shawny a question?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Anxious about the situation?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, yes, you're staying in the just stand the loading zigne. Yeah,
I'll message you when I finished here. Hay, he does
have a question, doctor Shawney. Hi Darling, Hi, Hey, why
would I be bruising more than normal.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
As a menopause? No, it's just loves like it, am I.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's what low failure?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Failure?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You've got low lips platelets?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh yeah, all lips are different high or look like
plates plates? Okay, thank you, doctor Shawnee.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Failure probably Yeah, she only ever drinks in moderation.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wow, pop kittle black? Okay, love you, thank you?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
This is a hard hangs.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Did you do it by excellent. He did that, doctor Shawnee.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
God hanging up in a free medical appointment, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Anyway, what we're talking about the medical loophole, that's the
Christmas loophole, loophole.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That's that's naughty behavior. And that's going to be a
ship picture that you'll genuinely look again.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No no, no, no, no, only find it again, you know
what this kind of behavior and encouraging this though, is
the gonna have to lead Centa out under a blanket?
Do you think so?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
This is what? Or in a wheely bin or some
kind of you know, like when Tavia Swift was getting
in and out of New York apartment.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Like and how was it? Adele was getting to the
middle of a stage, you know, and a weely kind of.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
In the in the like a box.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
That's a great photos and that looks like.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
A Central Blanche as well.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's amazing, it's very obliging. That's a good Christmas Santa man.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I've seen some shiitters.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, that's why it was going to be forty nine dollars.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Should we go get one? It's a trio that could
be quite a cute thing to do.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
I think we should go to animates, but there's AI.
Now we don't need to go to a photo show.
You could be like, add the best Santra in the world.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Santa's hot thought, and you can sit on his lamp.
I'd sit front, front facing.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's you to deal with.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's what they should do at like bars for like
horny women like you, get a hot, hot topless Santa.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
For yeah, get a photo hot, great.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Idea, your great idea. Yeah, god, it's
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Hot, all right, Calm down, holding