Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th September, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; one of us has a burn and is being really brave about it 🥺

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod, guys. I didn't
I didn't even tell you this on the day born.
But at the weekend I sustained an injury on Saturdays
when we went out and when we were around, so
I don't I don't want to say it was a
third degree burned, but I want to say it was
close to what could be a.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Two degree a two degree.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Burn No, So we went out to what I now
know is a baby shower. I thought it was a
barbecue with friends a baby quay.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, it was in the Facebook event. Was the barbecue?
Their name barb.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Baby qure their last names Yeah, and then BBQ, Yeah
baby b a y BQ.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Baby Q was a clever plant. I saw it.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I didn't get that, but and so obviously I forgot
to get I didn't even know about a prison's baby babies.
But anyway, we went out to our friend's place, lovely
place in the middle of nowhere Banana Rama or.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, Frank, it's named after Frank Bananaama.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Is he a dictator?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
He was a dictator wasn't he overthrew the government a military.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Q A is a letter of the coupe.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't know if you ever made dictator so much
as authoritarian.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Right Anyway, they named the suburban of Auckland Banana Briny
Rama Rama after him, and that's where our friends have
are now living. And so we went to the place,
a lovely place, and incredible feast awaited us. It's a
great and in between a drink, I grabbed a delicious pie,

(01:42):
a little mini pie, mince mini pie, and I had
a little bite into it and at the back of
it it erupted, squirted with maltenous mince into the palm
of my hand. And I would say that mint would
have been about two hundred degrees fahrenheit like mcdonelsius.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Hot apple pie, you know, like what have you done
to get that so hot in there?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Like a hot tomato?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
It just cases the heat and and I was just
like and then I was standing there and I was like, oh,
that's hot. And then I was like fuck, fuck fuck
burning my hand, and it was like a rubbish bind
right beside me. So it was just like all the
ments in the bin grabbed and washed my hand and
I was like, oh my god, that was hot. And
then like half an hour later, I was like, my

(02:27):
hand was on fire.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I was like proper burned. So I just grabbed an.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Ice cube at the held an ice cube in my
palm for like half until it melted, and then like.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I reckon very quiet at the party.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, I keep it very quiet at the party. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I was like, oh my god, Boomer and then I
was like, oh my god, what if they see the
mince in the bin, like I don't like.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't like their pie.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Scared was skibble think I don't like a mince pie
cater raing And it was great, guys, it.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Should be listening so scared, Yeah I did.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, but it wasn't you You're gonna watch out for
the heat.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
And then in case objects, yeah you do, you do.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So I'm just like rama drama, I thought. Interestingly enough,
it's not named after frank banana rama, which a New
Zealand shrub that is used there and you know what,
as fucking ironic traditionally used in Malorti herbal medicine to
treat bruises and burns.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh shit, I was right near the source of my treatment.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yes, right there, and you sustained the injury that the
plant that the area is named after was used for.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Is it like a alo or something?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Is it like that cures bruises and burns? So are
you telling me there's been a traditional Malorti cure to
the Hickey all along?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
As a woman of Malorti descendants, when I used to
get herkyes all the time, I'd bring up my nana.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
She give me just then, coming, baby bird your neck
with a bit of rama. Nanny, that teenage boy's been
sucking on my neck again. She's like, Nanny's got the cure.
Good on you for brama rama. So that's wild that
it's named after the place that could have cured your burns.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
What is that called poetics?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Serendipity, serendipitous sort of