Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -6th November, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's had a silly dilly incident!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network. It's Fleechborn and Haley's a
little bit of pot.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod and another trip
away for Haley Jane Brown.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Another Dilly incident.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Dilly silly dilly incident, and this time not at airport security,
no surprise, surprise.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
But a bit of a disaster.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
And maybe I'll just do a little preface that I'm
gonna have to sort of get into some details, so
maybe we'll just say that not for little years, this little.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Bit of pot.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, okay, so okay, see you.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Later if you're young, can't handle it. So you know,
I'm traveling a lot at the moment for work and whatnot.
So I've been traveling with a small kitty of you know, enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's multi for us. I actually think small package of toys.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Toys ID like to culturally distance themselves.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I will say.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
So, I've got this little like black case where I
just keep things so that they're just not rattling around
in my suitcase.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Whilly Milly, dilly nilly. That yeah, way better.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, I would have been.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Clean afraid of just seeing dilly nilly run out there.
So they're not rattling around in my suitcase, dilly nilly.
And the other day I was I found a self,
you know, put a time on my hands, and I said, okay,
what better way to love thyself than in a hotel room.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
In a hotel room, then to indulge in what we
do in hotel man.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
When you check into a hotel room, you don't really
think about what's gone on in there before.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
The self sleisure. And I was in a motel. Okay,
I'm gonna say it was a motel. It feels like
there was more self pleased.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
We're in a bit of a budget production here.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I want a budget. I am on my budget production.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
The TV industry used to spring for five star hotels.
Now we're down to motown and.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
A motel and my own here. And you can tell
about a.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Motel is send a black wall, wool, most sounds and
a ranch.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Slider straight out to my car. And I love that
easy checkout, So I do. I visit the kit.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
And I just notice a sort of sparkling through the kit,
like a sort of shimmering, like almost like glitter. And
I was like, well, I ain't nothing in here glittery.
And that's when I realize it's not glitter. It's tiny
small shards of glass that have actually spread themselves through
all of my adult fun toys. And what has occurred

(02:35):
is that I have two glass friends.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
This blows my mind. They're so good. They're so good.
It's really like muscle afterwards.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Or muscle little streaky.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Because you don't want streks.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Normal toy cleaner, just like a gentle soap. You're not
putting mister muscle and then putting there any We need
your genitals worn.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I thought you miss the muscle.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
You've been so sack mus.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
What has happened is that the two glass guys and
the process of travel have smashed together and one of
them shattered the end of it, and shards of glasses
through my kidden.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
You importantly you need the end on these toys so much.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Again, that stops it from going anywhere further than you would,
you know much.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
If you're drinking out of glass beer bottles and someone
does that tap on the top to get it to
other phone. Now at the in smashes, it's important not
to drink it.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Same with the glass dildo.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, there's no saving this because the fleid bass is
the bit you don't want to be losing that thing.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
How are you packing these things? You should have had something.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Because I had the two glass ones in the kit
and they had smashed together with No.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean we need to do it.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
We need to do a collab with some sort of
suitcase situation with the foam insert.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yes, like.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Own cases like on the movies and TV shows when
the assassin goes into their garage and opens the secret
door and it's all their weapons are like in set
in the foam.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Honestly, yeah, some kind I could do it with Wild
I could put together some kind of foam thing, right,
And then you say, here are the five toys I
travel with frequently.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't know if like an adult toy company like
Wild Secrets would, I don't know, is there any market?
And how many people travel with as many?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
The spies of life and you don't want to get
somewhere and you're like, I'm in the rod for this
and all I brought was that travel.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Most people just go away for one night and use
their hand away.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
For one night one.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Hand I know one night anyway, So literally my faves
are all covered in shards of glass and I've given
them a big soak on and clean, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I trust not because they trust you don't want those Okay,
so everything out.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
No, I'm not going to throw it.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's just going to be a real deep process of
cleaning and maybe the mister muscle. And there's nothing like
thinking that you're going in for an assistant assisted you know,
fun experience, and then having to go fully manual.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You know, you're just just disappointing. Okay, anyway, so whird.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Otherwise, if you are traveling with multiple glass friends individually,
maybe recommend reprimand a soft SoC Okay,