Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -16th November, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Producer Carwen experienced some unique medical small talk...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Now produce a car when we welcome to the little
bit of pod. I love having you here.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
You experienced a bit of a cheddy kathy recently and
an odd place.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah, so, p s at all our lovely woman female listeners.
People with vagina's celebrate get those who celebrate vaginas as well.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I celebrate vaginas. Yeah, I know you do.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Sorry everybody. I almost feel like we should.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Well, pa all of those lovely listeners give a smear
and don't be like me and get the reminder text
on your birthday and go I'm not dealing with that
today and then forget for another.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, no, no, I do this with the dentist.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
But you know my you know my details. Don't take
me in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You can't get a smear at the I'm like, I'm here,
you know the high genius because my one does really.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah really, and they go one one, one in one
or the other, get it done all at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
They just used the same thing to hold my mouth, openess.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
To hold my.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Anyway, So I was doing my dougility whatever the guys,
I'm tired. I was doing that and I got my spear.
And the nurse specialist, that's what she's called, nurse specialists,
not just a nurse. She was down there and just she.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Was downtown taking the spear, downtown.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Taking a swab and swiveling around and round and.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Anyway, she was downtown and she just goes into this
whole conversation about motorways and the entire time she was
down there, start to end motorway chat.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Wait, how long? How long does one take?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
It depends I guess on how yep, okay, yeah, how
long it takes to get in and out and all that?
But mine wasn't that long. But like the moment that
I lay down on the bed to the moment I
left the building, essentially, she was talking to me about
motor always was what was her hot take on motorways
that she couldn't hold in. So my doctor is, we're

(02:29):
in a suburb I used to live in, and very
far away from my house now, and so she was like,
you don't live around here, And I was like, no,
sh do you work around here? No? I used to
live here. It can't be bothered moving Auckland doctors is just.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's so hard to get on.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So she was like, oh, do you take the I
don't know what one is a Northwest motorway and I
was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's the number one baby.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Do you think she was just trying to make chat
because it's awkward being but then like if you did
that every day, you'd probably just do it in silent, like, yeah,
what do you find that they.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Talk to you?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, but you know me, I've got so many gun
logical gycological issues that she's almost my best friend at yeah,
doctor Turney. Maybe. Also there's a noise that happens during
a smear that I don't think you'd understand.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Flee.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
There's a the spiculum makes quite a noise, and then
there's a scraping noise.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
There's the loop.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
There's all sorts like.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
When you're going up the roller coaster and.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Duck bill duck bills like this, yeh, trolley jack it
up and then and then the scrape.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
There's a there's a scrape noise.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Kind of like when the nurse is about to give
me an injection or take blood and she can see
the look on my face. So she starts talking to
distract me.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's just like that.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
So I think it was that, but it was just
like And then she was like, oh, I live in
this suburb, so I take this motorway and but I
much prefer this motorway but it's just swallower. And I
was like, I'm fine, right, I'm fine down there with
you down the air. I don't care. I'm fine with
the noises. I don't honestly, other be in silence. But
she was so love, do you feel do you do?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You do? Your doctors not do the di y one.
They do, but.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I'm on what did you say? A bad pathway?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Right path?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
And I picked the wrong lay.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, okay, so they do it.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Well. It's very it's.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Very, very good to get your smears because I'll tell
you what. The sound of getting your cancer cells lasered off,
Now that's a sound. I'm here, Bernie, like you know,
your welding metal and the smell of cooked that was
a new one to experience. And to get your PEP

(04:40):
smears done. And if you if you are listening and
you're like, oh my god, it sounds heroin, you can
do them yourself.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Now, yes, it is actually like fine to get done,
and it's better to get that done than the exact stand.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
With smears, you know what we stand.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Our Yeah, I'm an ally, of course, of course, absolutely, yeah,
he gets smears and he's got a penis, and he's like,
I stand by my female friends.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
He didn't me.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Rank it open rank open,