Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -8th December, 2025

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch and Vaughan were DISGUSTED at breakfast...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's fleechborn and has a.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Little bit of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Welcome to a little bit of pod now recently, Worn
and I went to a cafe for breakfast. We were
breaking the fast.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Do you reckon people assume that you were gay?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
No, no, we don't give a We don't give a
gay couple, which was the way before me too. Yeah,
And I said, my work colleagues coming soon, so the
staff nothing more than work colleagues. Yeah, yeah, giving a
big eighties gay energy arrive at different times. Work colleague,
work colleague colleague, yes, but no. So I sat at

(00:37):
the table and there were basically you know the cafes
where they have a big, long.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Soft cushioned back which you'll always go.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
For, and then small round table and then one cheer
on the other side, and they were white lined up,
so why was there early? So I was like, well,
I get the cushion, you get the boot, I get
the boat, I get the back padded. Worn can just
sit on the chair when you can't. And Vormos was
quite later, so I had had my breakfast by the
time he came, but I stayed for like another coffee
and stuff. But in the meantime, this.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Friend, they won't even wait with you.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
He was almos at the gym, so I was, and
we were just doing our own things. So it was fine.
But there's couple sat down beside me because we're just
work mate, we just work colleagues. Yeah, we had separate rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Did you don't start righting weird that you had to
tell me?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Anyway, there's a couple sit down and rather than sitting
one on the chair, one on the booth, they sat
both on the booth side and she was like right
up against me on the side, and do you know what?
They were all fucking over each other, all loved up
and touching each other. I was like, fucking gross, it's
seven forty five a year.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I love sitting side setter with a date. No, al,
it's same sign. It's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's there's two tables and two cheers and you sit
on that side. It's still weird, but but you don't
like there's no room to be all like loved up. Yeah,
they were on a single, single circular table. It was
a table. No, it wasn't conducive to two people sitting
beside each other. Yeah, I don't think you cared as

(02:12):
much because you didn't have them right next to you.
They were differently up in your percent of my personal bubble.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What what was some of the intimate things that they
were doing.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hands touches for one, No, they were just there was hand.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Hand the table.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
They just had that. They were just handsy and all
just like steering at each other. Like I don't know
they were in love or he just hates it.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I couldn't even imagine Flip being all handsy romantic.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
He hated. He hated that it was happening in proximity
to them. Yeah, yu, like, don't do that in public,
like fucking gross, Like you've just probably literally come from
a room. It was breakfast forty five in the morning.
You've just probably come from your hotel room. Like we had,
like do that.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
There they're not head and then they were all dopa
meaning you know, flushed with love hormone posts.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Even when it's two tables and two seats, like it's
a four person and two people sit on that side,
unless it's straight and you can watch people walk past.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird when a couple do that.
I do it on dates, like first dates. I'll jump
on the.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Side first day.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, yeah at them, no, because you can. You sort
of turn towards them and you're nice and close, and.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Really, you do your side profile on a first date.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You're bold. It's sucking the scener. They know the sooner,
they know it's from the front. They're like, damn, so yeah,
like check out the side, bro, it's not as strong,
you know what I mean. And then if they

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Stay, if they stay there, then they're a keeper.