Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -21st Jan 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch's passport sitch...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of pod. Well, over my travel,
my extensive summer travel. I received the dridded and you
may have seen like these videos pop up on social
media if your bodding passes.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
S S S S.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
What does it mean?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Because I got that, I got the four isses slivery
little libby sixy slther social Slytherin. Yeah, no, it means.
I actually don't know exactly what it means. It means.
So basically you get a secondary security screening and it's
for flights to the US. No ANUS. There was no ANUS.

(00:48):
But I have had this before, and you it can
either be a completely random b weird travel patterns and
because you coming to America, oh wi's this guy's been
all over the place. I had it once when my
flight got canceled, I quickly jumped online booked a flight
two hours before it departed. And they were like, that's
what a terrorist would do. He's running away. He's running away,

(01:10):
or he's you know, come into America with kind of
your ulterior motives. But so I had this and so
you go through normal airport security and then either after
that they'll give you an extra pat down and you
know the swample of the drug swat. Yeah, so I
had this at the gate. I got called to the
gate and they had a swab machine. They went through
my bag and no anus comes into the skin that

(01:34):
one that they rubbered over everything and they explosives. Yes,
test And so he did this, He did my bag,
he did my body, my hands, put it in the machine.
It was fine. He was like, do you have any
electronics And I was like, yeah, I've got an iPad.
So I got out my iPad and like, I don't
know about you, but my laptop and iPad I never

(01:55):
cleaned them. Never bread crumbs, food bit just like dust everything. Yeah.
So my iPad keyboard probably just.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Probably just a rule of thumb around and so I
took it out and I opened it up.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
So the keyboards there on the iPads there, and he
swamps the keyboard, He swaps the thing, puts it in
the machine and it goes fucking red up on the
screen all the leaders. I see a T in T
and I was like, the fuck T and T isn't
that like cartoon explosives.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Because and t yes, that's dynamite.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
So they this was out of Columbia into America, and
they did not speak a word of English to the
security stuff, and they were I was just looking at
them like what. I was just like, what the fuck
is on my iPad? And so they were like the
one woman spoke tiny like phrases of English, and she's like,
do you have medications? Have you been touching medications? And

(03:00):
I was like, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know,
I had sleeping pearls and you know a couple of
it and I've just been on those antibonys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so I had to give them a list of
every medication I had. And then they're like, okay, so.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
This is the Columbia about medication interest because maybe that
that shows up in the teast and because you might
take a pearl in the morning and then you touch
your laptop.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Isn't that insane?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Did they rummage through everything or once you'd kind of
told them that they.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Had already rummaged through everything anyway, so.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
There was still like an hour embarrassing in there.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
No, No, it was good, Unlike you swabbing a whole
lot of delis and stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Do you think it is they taste the electronic because
it is the thing you're most likely to touch. It's
the thing that you would have explosives in, like in
the year, like people have headed them in, like laptops
when they used to be like now, I just don't
think you would be able to or it's back in
the day laptops were like, you know, two inches fat
little bras. You could probably you know, chuck a lot

(04:03):
of stuff in there. But so I had like an
hour and a half until my next until my flat left,
and I was like, the funk, I'm going into America
with some laptop that's raising some flags on some machines.
So I don't went into that. That like a massive
pharmacy in the It was called ol Chemisto Warehouso. And
so went in in there and thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
And and I brought an alcohol spray and antibacteria wipes
and I sprayed all of my electronics. They were so clean.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I need to do that.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I've been traveling and it's yeah, you never I think
you can get special wipes for them, because you probably
shouldn't be spraying your keyboards.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
But I just used ajx'd ye yeah, straight into the
keys and just absolutely give it off sweep yeah