Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -23rd Jan 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley stumbled across something odd at a local dairy...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleasborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome
to a little bit of Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I was catching up with a friend over these summer
break and popped into a dairy. I think I was
buying some eclipsements keep my breath fresh.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Those. There's trouble is you can't just have one. Then
you have to have the whole ten and then you shot.
That happened to my niece over summer. I shouldn't know.
You remember that laxid of effect, the lax of effect
of a whole tin of chewing gum or anything sugar
free that's got that kind of shedn't it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, yeah, is that what it's called? Some sweet?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
The toll and to.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
All those natural substances, supernatural, really good for the heart.
You right for the heart melt from plants.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think you milk direct from the stems of plants.
So I went into this deery to buy these eclipse
mans form of breath.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
And blue ones are the green one like blue.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I used to be green, but and I'm mannda, wow,
I'm intense blue, which is peppermint, not spearmant, spearmant sweet.
So I go in there, and there's this one lady
on her own in the shop and she's listening to
something okay, and I recognized the voice and I was like,
I think I've listened to this podcast. And I was like,
Ola demanded no no, no, no, no no, and I

(01:21):
realized it was an audio book. And I listened to
an audio book that this narrator had narrated, and I
recognized your voice, and I was like, what what audio
book was that? And it was called Never Lie. That
was the book because I caught a sentence where this
woman the narrator was saying a character's name, and I

(01:42):
ended up gurgling it because this was the horniest ship
I had ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
She was listening in the dairy, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Mean listening like quietly, or she had an AirPod in
like listening like it was the damn radio. Like this
thing was cranking. He moved his hands a PREsponse and
grabbed her by the breast. She sighed heavily.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I was like, I just want this bluetop milk, and yeah,
I just I.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was a mince beard and I just love that.
At no point did she think about turning it down
or pausing it, and.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
It wasn't like, do you think because she's been maybe
so into the audio smart world for so long, she's
become desensitized.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Sensitized to the level of horn that was blasting through
this deery. And the worst part was I was just
like listening to it as he grasped her around the
waist and paying for this thing. My fucking card declines
getting these mints. So now I'm here for a lot,
and I've got to kind of talk over it.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Are you okay you need to borrow some money, because she.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Said to transfers okay, But I was like, I was
stuck in this kind of smut thing and I could
feel it ramping up to some I'm going to say
it P and V.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh wowration, righttration in the dey.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I gonna get out of the story before this penetration happened.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
You'd never want penetration in the diary.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And I don't want to be interrupting her penetration. She's
been looking forward to it. I listened to these audio books.
We always look forward to the P and V.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Was it a quiet dairy?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It was a smaller deary, right, Okay, Maybe she.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Didn't want to work, and then it'll get round that
this woman's listening to Smart and no one's going to
come into the dairy, and then she's just going to
have hours of Smart.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah yeah, well, you know, customer before the P inserted
itself into the B and all power to it