Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -29th Jan 2026

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On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Fletch is getting the measuring tape out...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Haley's it's
a little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit
of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Something happened over the summer break, and I remembered about
it when I was unpacking my suity case this week
from our trip to christ when I put my toilet
trees bag away, Because do you guys have a toiletries
bag that's just for travel because we travel so much?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
No, I like, I put in what I'm using at
the time, and I refresh at each trap.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh, I have a separate toothbrush. I'm like a TV
reporter with a go bag.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, and expecting father bag.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I didn't know this, but yeah, the TV reporters will
have like or like I guess anyone that has to
quickly drop and just leave and I don't know, go
away from work. Yeah, they have a go bag. Yeah,
like a change of clothes, a toilet tries bag.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Anyway, on the holiday, there was a box of Good
Boys Dangers.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It don't put in as bloody children around the world,
you know, right, gosh, yeah, do you.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Want some of mine? By the way, because I got
you're just going rule dog, now are you are? You
just very safe sex. Are you just now saying that
you're now trying to have a family?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
You know, I just have way too many because my
doctor was just like, have a bunch you to get
them on prescription?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yes, and I just have that you could get them
on prescription.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh god, yeah, way cheaper than super Mark.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well I just paid for a bot.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
They don't give you the tingling menthal ones.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That you yuck. He loves banana flaming. I feel like
they don't do flavored ones anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
What anyway?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Anyway, So I had this box.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
And I was emtying out the box to put them
into my toilet trees bag. This is when I was
on holiday, and inside there was like I don't know,
a bit of paper and there was like a thing
of loob and so.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I chucked that at and then I grab out the
dry boy.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I grab out this thing and inside is like a
paper ruller for like measuring and seeing and seeing what
size dinger you should have on your ding dog.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Like you know when like a I don't know if
you've had a ring sizor.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And it wasn't like a thing with holes.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It was like like a like a ruler with inches
and then you you would use it, and then it would.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Learn how big it is, no but cinimeters because it
makes it sound bigger.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I might have had both measure it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I had just left it there, and as a joke,
I decided that I would use it, and I would
be like, oh, yeah, okay, I've always wondered.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I've always wondered, like, you know, what do you call it?
A circcumfering to come from? Anyway, So you're measuring around
the dick because then it tells you what conlom you
should be using.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
So I might say to you, oh, you need extra
small A fair of Levi jeans like you do the link, Yeah,
some of them have some have a bootcuts right, well
that's the thing. It's like, yeah, anyway, they're aside. When
I pulled how fats you do? When I'm not gonna say,
come on, you've got.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
A number, you've measured it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
When I did this, and I was like oh yeah,
and I pulled away the paper tape measure and gave
myself a paper cut.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
They shouldn't have made it of a paper, I know.
It was like the tiniest of paper cuts. It was.
It was just it was just every now and again
for the next day, like, oh yeah, I did that
to myself, stinging just a little, yeah, but like it
was quite funny, funny how fat you? Also, I think.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I think people would be surprised measuring the circumference conference
always a bigger thunder the right.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
So when you do your nick measurement for a shoot, a.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Really fat nick.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Like a great example of it is if you put
your thumb and your pointer finger your index finger together
and you look and you're like, that's not that it's not.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That stretched out.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Why that's big, But it's the same distance.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
We're not going to, what size we're not to.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm just I wanted to tell you to purchase.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know, I had doubts about bringing up the story
for a little bit pencil demanding you how fats you do?
That was a natural app.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Actually, kid that he ruined the natural app because we.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Don't have well you'll never know, but I would just
up and see.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I was just a public service announcement.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Be very careful if you are using the paper tape
measure w