Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod -5th Feb 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; One man's minger is another man's zinger!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a
little bit of pod.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
It was just flicking through Instagram as you do, and
I got a targeted ad.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
But we go the the weight loss jab.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I actually just sort of farm Ac might be looking
at sponsoring that as our official FARMAC subsidized fatty jab.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
So you could get it for a discount.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
It would be cheapy.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You're carrying it out four hundred and something bucks a
month and drastic grad surprise.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
But I mean you'd have to tick the box.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
But I mean, but that's gonna be good because people Initially,
people will be up in arms because you know, that's
taxpayers money. But then how much taxpayers money do we
spend on weight related issues? That's true, Let's just jab
everybody and we'll save heaps of money.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Jab jab jab boy.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
But I was like me, so what have you been
looking at? Though? That suggests that you're unhappy with your
current size.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I did purchase. I did google spanks the other day
if it was possible to buy the cookie Time Christmas
biscuits outside of Christmas Christmas flavored or Christmas buckets Christmas buckets.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Did you need a bucket?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Dude? I feel like we got given eight buckets each.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Given so many buckets. I was giving them away.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I have been giving them away and they have been
eaten at my house. Okay, right now you are more well.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I just made an inquiry online and apparently you can't.
But you could just go to the supermarket and buy
bags of the little ones, because I think and then
you just put those in the bucket.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's not the same.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
But I'm thinking this may have triggered the internet to
now think that I've got a problem with tiny biscuits.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, I think so, and I think it's getting ahead
of it being like, okay, boy, get your bookies. Boy, okay,
you get your bookies, boyse perkies, and then you're gonna
need a little fat jab. You know, it's a sackclear life.
We get fat and thin.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
And again, tired of every time, and.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Then we don't get as thin again, so we get
a jab. So we've got a jail jab jab jam.
Well on, you are beautiful.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No matter what.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
If anybody says that to you, they're kind of calling
you a minga though, because they are saying you're a beautiful.
No matter what they say, they're replying that others are
talking about you.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Being a minga.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, And remember one man's minger is
another man's inger.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Oh that's beautiful, it's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
That needs to be a bumper sticker.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
One man's one man's manger is another man's.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
KFC could do that because they do zinger burgers, don't they.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
They could, but it would be that someone thinks the
CFC zingerburger is a minger and I don't think they
had one.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
And it's not a manga burg It's not a manga.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's a phenomenal burger.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, you're not a minger. Think what's coming?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Hoping for me?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Some kind of positive information here to make up for
the fact I was targeted with weight loss jabs?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Get the weight off.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
That's what I call I like to call a mumpliment,
you know how moms like to give a compliment.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
But it's always just a

Speaker 4 (03:07):
You've been fatter, Oh well, you've always been fatter.