Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 5th March 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Hayley's probably going to banned from this store...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Haley's a
little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I did a late night Kmart on Saturday night. How
fun A raging Saturday night for you. We went to
the movies Cried and Withering Heights, and then went to Kmart.
Was good fun because you know a lot of Kmart's
close at midnight. So me and this complete stranger to
me went to Kmart after the film.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Soft launch.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's getting pretty semi hard.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, sorry, I think it's You've been posting a lot
of this, fellow.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I think it's almost a hard launch. It's almost just
like just say it's your boyfriend, and I.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Reckon, Nah, not quite there yet.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't know, to be sure, You've got to be
sure these days.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I don't know. If you saw us a good Charlotte,
you'd be like, god, they're pregnant. Anyway. Anyway, So we
saw this over and then we went into a little
late night Cama and they've got like quite a good
amount of like T shirts and shorts and stuff for
guys and stuff like real good, real cheap prices. And
we look up at this mannequin and he's wearing a

(01:12):
nice pair of just like beig Linen shorts. Oh yeah,
we're like lovely, great, nice cheap pier, you know, wear
them out. They're not too expensive. So we go looking
for these shorts, snaking around the aisles. No shorts to
be found. Look again, Look again, look again. We couldn't
find them. And then I look at the mannequin's size.
He's wearing perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I hate when this happens, perfect because it's like normally
a medium or a small line.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Okay, yeah, and but but we were like we need those,
and so the only solution was and you know that
in Cama, if you know, you know the mannequins are
up really tall that like the toes are at eye level.
You know, they're up on those up on the high walls.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
So we each grab a short leg and we on
trail the manneicut.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
When had you get the shorts over the stand?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
We didn't. We had to abandon him crotch out because
that was the thing. The feet were then screwed into
the stand and we're so he's he's at ankles and
we don't know how to get them off.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
At the down trailed this poor model.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, and he's just he's left crotch out. I'll show
you because I obviously videot. I was laughing very.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Hard on shorts you can't get up over the head
like a.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Skirt, and he's just wearing a white sacing like there's
this little mound. Yeah, wow, plants at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
We've all flatted with that guy. Year. We end the
night going out to the toilet only wearing a T shirt.
Balls hanging at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, so we didn't end up getting the shorts?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Did you ask one? Didn't you use the staff to
get them off the mannequet?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You know, because the staff was a fucking robot. They've
got a robot.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
What do you mean, they've got what's the name of
the robot?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Don't take your phone. No, they've got a robot that
stock takes.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And she was she was a little like tower.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Going around the shop.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh, I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And it said, hi, my name is whatever, I'm doing
a stock take, like just ignore men.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
What it like uses an AI camera or something to
count how many count?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
How many candles are left?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, And then there was a over the intercom announcement
saying hello shoppers, you may have seen Sarah or whatever
her name was, but please don't obstruct her job. She's
busy at work, but a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Because people miss. Yeah around rub a vacuum clean. I'm
putting a couple of wheels off the ground and yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah yeah. And then the third bit of this exciting
ten twenty six on a Saturday night Kmart trip.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Wow, she's has changed, isn't she.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I had on front hard yeah on Saturday, had to
be mild. So at one point we walked past the
double door. I could just see the backstage of Kmart.
Look at it, look at it stage backstage.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't think they call.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
It boxes on box, blankets on blanket.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Think they call it the back room storage backstage.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god, it was. It was just endless pots, plants. Yeah,
what a rage of fourth exciting moment from came out
and this is the final one. I found a hare
clip that is bock choy. Bock choy hair clip, choy
hair clip. So don't walk, yes, run, don't walk to

(04:30):
cam out because I've got fruit here clips, oranges, strawberries,
and one of them is a bock choy