March 8, 2026 • 4 mins
On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; ALERT ALERT! There's a shit on the floor!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Bit of pot.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome, Welcome to a little bit of pot.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Now, this has just happened. This has just happened.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
This has just happened in the workplace.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is just breaking news.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I need to go to the bathroom at a way
on board, so I said, excuse me, I just after
a meeting.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I need to go for a quick way. So I
went for a question. We want to do that now.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
As I'm going into the toilet, Sophie, our new intern,
is coming out of the toilet and she's laughing, and
I kind of like, have this.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Senior leadership role here at work. I don't really want
to go into it, but they well respected.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You are well respected.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
This look to me and they realize it must look
silly being giggly.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Coming out of the toilets.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I gave them a look and they said, sorry,
we're just laughing because I know I don't know you
that well. But someone's taking a shit on the floor
in the woman's and I mean immediately I'm like, well,
you two are now my favorite interns.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Thanks for this great news.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
We have long said that the woman's toilets any.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Worse than men.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well, we had we had a back up from cleaners.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We had a portally expert once tell us that the
woman's toilets and veestivals are fucking feral. Yes, we knew
this in this workplace and our art last workplace. Whenever
there was a phantom pooor and there was just ship
everywhere it was, it was in the woman's toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, the women.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I do not argue this.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now, Shannon, I believe you've gone on a wreki to
back this up.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We're going to zitt in wide chat as well. And
I love the Sophie message the zitting has she guys
be careful when using the women's bathroom. Someone has done
a ship on the ground. Carwin their messages. Intern Sophie
reporting life from the scene. Shannon, I have gone to confirm.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, I've taken.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Where are you going to send the photos?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Are we talking a little poo nugget? I need to
see it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Would you like me to describe what I think has happened?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yes, Sophie kind of told me what she thinks happened
to me.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I think someone you know, shit on the floor and
then picked it up and put it in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But I wait, do you think that it's stuck? And
they stood up to wipe dropped out, So if he.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Thought it looked like someone stood stood up from taking
a ship, stepped forward and slipped down ship, I.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Mean do you want yeah? Okay, because.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, no, no, just our chat guardians. I don't want
to see I feel weird.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, Oh yeah, there's too much.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's you know what I mean. That's not that's a shot.
Someone stood up of po came out.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm sorry, but if I did this, I would wipe.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It up, wipe it up. It kind of looks like
someone's doing that.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You pick it up and put it in the toilet.
It was the toilet paper, okay, track mark you can
see it's from where the poop happened and fell on
the ground.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And then they like the pants came the.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Toilet laughing because I was like I just took to
a ship and I was like running back here to
tell you guys and the security and reception. I didn't
I didn't want to be like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We're gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Tell let's tell gungeons and doesn't want it. Well, he's
a woman, he won't have to go in. I will
not have Jackie go in there to have to sort
of out.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
He's not working today. It's okay, lovely clean a lady.
She's the loveliest.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I do not want that beautiful Coina who always I
always said, God, you smell lovely.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So that means that there is someone on this ground floor.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You know, sometimes upstairs.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'm here, but someone in this building that has shared
the floor and has left it.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
This is recent because I went to pee like, no,
like I went to pee like an hour or two
hours ago, within the last two hours, because I used
that to.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Let's go and talk to gungeon, because the person is
not gonna be able to walk around there look at
all fucking innocent.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, do that and walk out of the bathroom
with a straight face.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Unseend the photo, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I just color color okay, unseen for everyone, and then
I'm going to delete it is.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
An available right now.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
There we go, women upholding their title as the most
mankiest toilets.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm so sorry, like.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Ioe in front of me yesterday, No I haven't I
did find in front of you yesterday. I haven't even
gone to the toilet today, which is a sign that
I'm not having enough water, but I did not show.
I'm just sorry on behalf of women. We are disgusting
and I'm embarrassed.
From the Zidium podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Bit of pot.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome, Welcome to a little bit of pot.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Now, this has just happened. This has just happened.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
This has just happened in the workplace.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
This is just breaking news.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I need to go to the bathroom at a way
on board, so I said, excuse me, I just after
a meeting.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I need to go for a quick way. So I
went for a question. We want to do that now.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
As I'm going into the toilet, Sophie, our new intern,
is coming out of the toilet and she's laughing, and
I kind of like, have this.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Senior leadership role here at work. I don't really want
to go into it, but they well respected.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You are well respected.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
This look to me and they realize it must look
silly being giggly.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Coming out of the toilets.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I gave them a look and they said, sorry,
we're just laughing because I know I don't know you
that well. But someone's taking a shit on the floor
in the woman's and I mean immediately I'm like, well,
you two are now my favorite interns.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Thanks for this great news.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
We have long said that the woman's toilets any.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Worse than men.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well, we had we had a back up from cleaners.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We had a portally expert once tell us that the
woman's toilets and veestivals are fucking feral. Yes, we knew
this in this workplace and our art last workplace. Whenever
there was a phantom pooor and there was just ship
everywhere it was, it was in the woman's toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, the women.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I do not argue this.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Now, Shannon, I believe you've gone on a wreki to
back this up.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
We're going to zitt in wide chat as well. And
I love the Sophie message the zitting has she guys
be careful when using the women's bathroom. Someone has done
a ship on the ground. Carwin their messages. Intern Sophie
reporting life from the scene. Shannon, I have gone to confirm.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, I've taken.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Where are you going to send the photos?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Are we talking a little poo nugget? I need to
see it.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Would you like me to describe what I think has happened?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yes, Sophie kind of told me what she thinks happened
to me.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I think someone you know, shit on the floor and
then picked it up and put it in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But I wait, do you think that it's stuck? And
they stood up to wipe dropped out, So if he.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Thought it looked like someone stood stood up from taking
a ship, stepped forward and slipped down ship, I.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Mean do you want yeah? Okay, because.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, no, no, just our chat guardians. I don't want
to see I feel weird.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Okay, Oh yeah, there's too much.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
That's you know what I mean. That's not that's a shot.
Someone stood up of po came out.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I'm sorry, but if I did this, I would wipe.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It up, wipe it up. It kind of looks like
someone's doing that.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You pick it up and put it in the toilet.
It was the toilet paper, okay, track mark you can
see it's from where the poop happened and fell on
the ground.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
And then they like the pants came the.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Toilet laughing because I was like I just took to
a ship and I was like running back here to
tell you guys and the security and reception. I didn't
I didn't want to be like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We're gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Tell let's tell gungeons and doesn't want it. Well, he's
a woman, he won't have to go in. I will
not have Jackie go in there to have to sort
of out.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
He's not working today. It's okay, lovely clean a lady.
She's the loveliest.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I do not want that beautiful Coina who always I
always said, God, you smell lovely.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
So that means that there is someone on this ground floor.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You know, sometimes upstairs.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'm here, but someone in this building that has shared
the floor and has left it.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
This is recent because I went to pee like, no,
like I went to pee like an hour or two
hours ago, within the last two hours, because I used
that to.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Let's go and talk to gungeon, because the person is
not gonna be able to walk around there look at
all fucking innocent.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, do that and walk out of the bathroom
with a straight face.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Unseend the photo, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I just color color okay, unseen for everyone, and then
I'm going to delete it is.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
An available right now.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
There we go, women upholding their title as the most
mankiest toilets.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm so sorry, like.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Ioe in front of me yesterday, No I haven't I
did find in front of you yesterday. I haven't even
gone to the toilet today, which is a sign that
I'm not having enough water, but I did not show.
I'm just sorry on behalf of women. We are disgusting
and I'm embarrassed.
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