Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 11th March 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; there was an incident involving bollards...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleechborn and Hayley's it's a little bit of pod.
Welcome to a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I was leaving this rehearsal space that I use in town.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
How's the comedy show coming along?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Pretty good? Actually?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh good?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay, the comedy floweth from me right now.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Because I just find it so weird. You go into
a big room and just talk to yourself and record
it all.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Really is a terrible way to write comedy. But I've
just sort of stuck in my ways.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
There's much better ways to do it.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
How do people normally do it? Just write notes?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh? I mean I write notes and stuff, but you
jam with others, you know, get the idea, you know, but.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Then they steal your material.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I can't be heaving it, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, I'm under lock and K until opening night.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, and then that's that.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
So I was leaving this rehearsal space and I was
heading back in to where my car was parked, which
was under Altier Square. If you know Aukland, it's you know,
got this huge car park under the air. But the
square is a lovely little hang space, no trap, you know,
it's a it's a pedestrian area, and thus there are ballards,
you know from the driveways. Yeah, the multiple roads that

(01:10):
sort of lead into the square.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Are they the ones that are electronic or they go
up and down? Yeah, like fat round e. Yes, they
have the lights on the top of them. Of course,
you always wanted to stood on stand on one of
those as it goes up.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Didn't you. Oh no, all he did. Remember we were
having bricky that time and one was going up. I
think Orgie stood on it. Yeah, and it put them up.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
But some of them have got like if they had something,
they stop. Yeah, in case the cars parked over when
it goes up, because that would be pretty rare, brilliant
YouTube videos of cars in Europe coming asunder on a ballard,
on a big ballard.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So I was at one of the entrances where the
ballard was and there was a ute parked there, and
the ute was obviously servicing. There's a big town hall
there and there's all sorts of you know, bring things
in and take things out and that kind of shit.
And the ute was parked there and the guy said, oh,
you're going to bring bring the ute forward so we

(02:05):
can you know, load the shit up. And so the
guy is there and he's parked behind the bollards and
he gets in his car and he just like flows
it straight into the ballard, into the ballard. I'm watching
to hear this almighty crunch flows it into the ballard.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Wait, he knew it was there.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It was there the whole time. And then he flows
at ballf like this and he's hear this, ha fuck
it and he gets out old mate, like proper old mate,
like kind of farmer vibes. The utes are quite old.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
He's coming to the city and hates every second of it.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know what he's dropping off to the town hall.
He's ah, fuck it, and he looks at the damage
and the bumpers all crunched in and I'm just standing
there having a little lukie poo. And he stares at
the guy, the security guy by the stage door, and
he's like, I fucking thought they would have gone down
the expecting a quick retreat, make a quick retreat, should
or something like this.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
He drove in quite fast. I don't just pop down
fist sort of drop out of the way.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So he does that, and then I was like, having
a good larm chuckle to myself, and then I hear
another fump fump, and I took because I've passed. I'm
sort of like, well, he's even a bad enough to
to stand here and watch it. And then I turn
around and look and he's just like punching his ute
and like cursing. He's so fucked off. Oh god, he
was like bloody fucking.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I was like punching, having a bad day.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Dad was having a fucking rotten day. But how old
are we talking? Like white here, like latest, latest sixties,
early seventies. He shouldn't be punching cards. He was swam
in this thing. Good god, yeah, I know. I mean,
you've got to wait for the baller to go down.