Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 13th March 2026

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan was approached by a child... and he had a motive...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidium podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Fleet and Haley. It's a little bit of pod.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to a little bit of pod. It's a busy
time of the year for the sports parents. If your
kids play sports as losing as many of these bloody
event days and before the weather goes badly, you can.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
See why some parents are like, Na, you don't have
to play, just give in your PlayStation.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, totally, what a waste of time and then there's
no and then you don't believe a break right, and
then you get into your winter sports. Yeah. Well, I've
encouraged I've been encouraging August, my youngest daughter, to have
a go at all the sports and things. She's gonna
orienteering day coming up. Oh ah, there's tag football. But
I went to a softball day recently. Oh okay, I

(00:46):
saw some softball the other day as well. It seems
like are there so are there social softball legs? It
seems like the sort of thing that could be a
fun alternative to the scrappy bitchiness that is into a netball.
We're playing some social indo and a and you go
along and it's rails out. It's not as boring as cricket.
It's faster. Yeah, it goes, it does, it moves a

(01:08):
bit quicker. So I went to a softball day and
I was just sitting watching the final year their team one.
I don't want to go on a bit bit per
ten one. But I was sitting there and this young
fellow sidles up to me and he said, good afternoon, sir.
That's beautiful respect for his elders. He was the same
sort of age. It was a year seven and eight

(01:30):
softball tournaments, so the last two years of like what
intermediate years. Good afternoon, sir. I said, good afternoon to you, sir,
and he said what brings you here today? Now this
is a young man. He's in his school. He's in
his like school PA uniform. Okay, I said, my daughter's
playing in the final hair and he said, oh yes, yes, fantastic,
well done. I said yeah, thanks, And then I was
just like, what is what is this is really weird?

(01:52):
Is this a plank? Because he'd been dead to go
and talk to the old guy? Yeah? Maybe? Is he gonna?
You know? Ris me? And he said can I ask
you a question? And I said yeah, sure, and he said,
have you been introduced to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, Like,

(02:14):
do you do you have a couple of bucks? I
want to hit the vapes. I want to hit the
vending machine for a sweet sweet Miranda Marine. So is
he on a mission from God? He's on a mission
from God. He's one of God's soldiers. He said, have
you been introduced to our Lord and save you Jesus Christ?
And I had a big then I got a big

(02:34):
silly smile on my face because I was like content
cont radio break party listeners are going to be hearing
about this. And I said, oh, yes, I have. I
know him well. And he said, oh, are you one
of one of his soldiers? And I said, try not
to judge as well. Yeah. I said no, no, no, no,
no no. And he's like, and he said, might I

(02:57):
ask why? I said, oh, you can if you want.
I was kind of raised.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Catholic, but have yeah, you know, out of were witty
even started.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Graph myself all of you know, your big three all
the second porn, porn, porn and playing with yourself. Yeah, yeah,
all the piece And and he said why did you
Why has he fallen out of favor with you? Like
his language was so he's heard it from someone that's you,
dude there. Yeah, I've got to.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Though, No last, bring up your Instagram explore page.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Excuse me show that to wrath any wrath not anymore
all wrathed out.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, Greed ready and pride not often considered the originally
most serious sense.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's shit. It's about being like bashful. Yeah yeah, it
was pride and like valuing yourself more than God or something.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
God the Gazer screwed with this proud little gaze.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
So so yeah, he said, what can I ask why
you've fallen out of favor? Why he fell out of
your favor? I said, I was just raised Catholic, but
you know, I just kind of grew out of it.
And he's like, I would encourage you to him to
welcome the Lord back into your life team twelve like
twelve tops, twelve thirteen tops. I know. Man. I was
just like, oh, thanks, thanks, and he kind of lingered

(04:36):
there and it was just like and what did he say? Then?
He said, encourage them to welcome back into your life?
And I said, oh, okay, thanks, you know, I'll think
about it. And then he like eyeballed me and like
we had eye contact, and he's like I would seriously
advise it, like almost threatening seriously or you're going to
fucking He saved my life. He saved my life and

(04:58):
turned it around, was what he see it in his
final word, which you mean you're twelve years old. I
don't know, Well, you don't know what he's been. I
was out on the streets. He may have he may
age of twelve, he could have been through you know,
the absolute wringer. And I don't know his history. And
you know, if he's found, if he's found a bit
of confident, that absolutely, but the dude, yeah, you can

(05:23):
have something like full, full ass growing man. Yeah, and
this big dad follow out. I can't even do that
now to talk to people. Oh god, I hate it
when they drag us the client events and they're like, gone,
mangle with strangers, and I'm like, please don't make me,
please don't make me. Yeah, but like, someone take me.
You would be great, by the way, as a missionary, masonary.

(05:44):
You were haker. You got crass in your life, like
immediately on Southern